/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Can it be long hair Wriggle?

Get a strap-on and rape her.

Ask her to teach me how to hack, and how she got by TrueCrypt

Well, seeing as my art collection is mostly her and Nitori I'm not sure why I would need it around anymore.

Rape the living shit out of her. That's about three years of saving pictures.

Tell her I'm going to look at all the porn she downloaded and perform every single position on her.

Hug her from behind, and play with her antennae

I thought Wriggle was a boy...

>>2588826
Stop that.

Politely ask why did she do such a thing.
Depending on her answer, I would probably have my ass kicked. How does it feel to be weaker than the weakest youkai? ;_;

>>2588826

She's the equivalent of an insect queen, so pants or not, she's as womanly as it gets.

>>2588806
Make a thread on /jp/ and ask them to help me gather my Touhou collection again.

Where do you people come up with these fantasies?
"Ugh, I woke up this morning and there was a cockroach on my computer chair. I could clean, but meh I am too lazy. Man, what if that cockroach had been Wriggle, things would be different around here. But what if she got on my computer and did something dumb? What's really dumb? Uhh... I dunno Narutards and gay stuff makes me rage! Man what if she put that on my computer? What would I do? Fuck, I dunno. I better ask /jp/."

Murder her. She just destroyed the world of all those eroges I downloaded.

Dress her up in a schoolboy uniform and get her to fuck me in the ass with a strap on

Perhaps Wriggle is still a nymph and will grow more obviously female after she's moulted a couple of times.

>>2588846
Better this than finding an anthropomorphic Vaporeon has invaded your home and is living in your now flooded basement.

Yes, this is based on a real thread and yes, it was on /v/.

>>2588866

FUCK I HATE MOLD FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>2588866

I thought that situation was rather amusing.

Suck on her antennae.

>>2588866
Did anything in that story have any relation with piss?

I'd do this.

Immediately throw down a circle to bind it. It wandered here and got through the protective enchantments. Likely it came from within the computer itself or perhaps with some physical body, so close those up if possible.

Interrogate it. Why is it here, where did it come from, how can I send it back there. Also, how it is able to operate a computer. Make sure to be clear how things work in this dimension, and allow it to leave in whatever way it wishes.

Since it's apparently weak, I could hold it for some time. Depending on the nature of the being, I might overpower and repurpose it.

Be surprised that Touhous are real and then beg Wriggle to take me to Gensokyo.

;_;

>>2588891
Yep.
It lead to the posting of a bunch of disgusting fanfictions.

I swear to god....

Tell her I don't mind, have sex with her, take her to dinner and a movie, have sex with her.

i got monthly backups, just half a month would be lost
i'd ask if she could do anything to help the centipede faction in the centipedes vs spiders war in my house

fucking web spinners

>>2588905
Forgot my image.

Discover how Wriggle got here from Gensokyo.

Start dreaming.

>>2588913
spiders were here
centipedes are losers

I seduce her with my charm and make consensual love to her.

I'd tenderly loev her

>>2588913

fuck

centipedes sucks. they have millions of icky legs, smells bad and are useless. and they roll up like cowards if you touch them

spiders on the other hand are cool. they eat small insects for breakfast,lunch and dinner..not to mention they help to control the population of those pesky flying ants during the rainy seasons

take photos, post on /jp/

This thread made me remember I never played Wrigglui because I was waiting for the translation.

I can't even get past this, fuck. I should have learned Japanese.

reload from backup
swat Wraggle

>>2588806

Go back to the kitchen for the RAID cans and empty them until it stops moving

Restore backup, search internet for shit I lost

>>2588933

>>2588959
[Look][Talk][Investigate][Move]

Good thing I keep my shit backed up on an external.

Also I'd fuck her.

>>2588984
You mean him, right?

>>2588990

Fine too.

>>2588990
This is a bad joke and you should feel bad.

Probably attempt to befriend her and fail, just like I do with any other person.

>>2589025
You attempt to befriend any other person?

>>2588913
quick irrelevant update, i've seen 3 more centipedes since posting this
the reinforcements have arrived, thank you stormy weather

>>2588913
>>2589048

I lol'd. The thought of an insect faction war going on in someone's house humors me.

>>2589048
Oh fuck, now I just found a centipede in my bedroom and I'm scared.

Marry her

Wiggle, Knowledge, Cirno, and Chen are all my favorite tohoes.

>>2589086

Kill it

>>2589089

The only good bug is a dead bug.

>>2589092
Just try it, faggot.

>>2589089
Took me a while, but I finally did it. I got 2 exp points and no loot. I also noticed how slow and coward I am.

>>2589109
AOE grind them. I know I did when I was a kid, and now I am a Lvl 28 Nerd.

>>2589078
if i kill the centipedes, there is a huge population surge in spiders (and vice versa)

since the spiders leave sticky fortifications all over the place and use my fan to para drop into my water glass, i'd rather have the clean and efficient centipedes

i also find the baby centipedes absolutely adorable, unlike baby spiders which just leave annoying crumbly feeling corpses next to my lamp

greetings

>>2588806
Using my large sausage like fingers I seize the small child and begin using her body to relieve my sexual tensions I've amassed from years of never telling that girl in elementary school I had a crush on her.

>>2589110
>>2589110
Oh, that's cool. Sadly, I don't have any AoE weapons or skills, so I can only attack slowly and hope it hits. It sucks. Maybe I'm a support class.
At least centipedes aren't numerous around here... I think.

I don't really mind tiny spiders, since they usually catch those annoying flying insects. Huge spiders are scary, though.

German suplex the bitch.

>>2588844

This + promise /jp/ that you will post pics.

God dammit. It keeps asking me to investigate shit but I don't know what it's asking for and I've clicked every thing in your fucking room Wriggle.

I'm done with this, I just wanted to see if I could figure out what was sort of going on and no.

Ask her where she was all my life.