/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm not going to dump my entire folder though.

Gonna post something at the end of the thread, assuming it hits bump limit.

>not even close to 30
Enjoy while it lasts, faggot. It'll hit you like a truck.

>>25446189
I plan to.

>>25446189
I hope I get hit by a truck before I turn 30.

She's my one. From the moment I firstly saw her.

>>25451748
Same dude.
She's practically perfect from one's point of view.

It can be said for anyone. Regardless of origin, there's always going to be one, or many that have a following.

Why do maids pad?

>>25465387
They don't though

Dominatrix Sakuya!

I love my wife Sakuya, I don't think I will ever stop loving her.

>>25446189
I didn't feel anything.

>>25445979
>>25446189
>tfw will turn 30 in january

>>25446189
Depends, are you a NEET or a freeter?

>>25446189
Hit me with the isekai truck

>>25478426
>>25446189
Stop being so depressed. You're here and that's what matters.

I can't wait for the summer heat to be gone for a few months.

It's the start of a new week already.
Where has the time gone... Ha...

>>25532484
That ain't the right way to shut an awoo, but this is fine.

>>25539337
Who said anyone was shutting the awoo?

>>25532484
This was uncalled for.

>>25539337
>>25542344
Ok, ok, sorry.

>>25532484
Stop being such a bully Sakuya!

>>25543537
"No!"

Gelbooru has a new look. I don't keep up with that kind of stuff often but it's worth a look on the front page- If any of you happen to visit it.

Danbooru however... still looks basic as ever.

>>25543656
Gelbooru is probably richer than danbooru despite the latter being one of the first pages that one often clicks when using iqdb.

>>25446189
t. fat fuck that doesn't take care of this body.

>>25541917
She just looks like she was awoo'ing for a long while on a full moon (like, 3+ hours straight), Keine told Sakuya to shut her since she had enough, and Sakuya, being the kind girl that she is, gave her an eargasm instead of stabbing her with one of her knives as she doesn't dare to hurt that fluffy ball thing unnecesarily.

There's still stuff I haven't read yet, or I might have and I don't even know it.

We need a change of topic. This thread started on a depressing note.

I guess I'll post it later then

Im a 32 year old hairy, stinky man and I want to breed with cute little fairies, is that wrong?

>>25636306
Society says it is.
Then again, society says you can do worse things.

>>25636306
No, just make sure to keep the affair with a fairy maid a secret from the other staff at the mansion.

A strengthened sense of loyalty.
If you take the meme about Japanese being unable to pronounce L, it becomes royalty. A strengthened sense of royalty.
Not to be egotistical...

These two should swap tips on micromanagement.

>>25648384
>If you take the meme about Japanese being unable to pronounce L, it becomes royalty. A strengthened sense of royalty.
That was unintentionally funny, anon.

>>25648523
They should become friends

>>25648567
I'm glad to have made at least one person laugh today.

>>25648578
No one wants to be friends with Alice.

>>25648604
Them pads.

>>25653802
>No one wants to be friends with Alice.
I'm sure someone wants to be her friend.

>>25653802
>>25653844
And that someone is me. I'll brighten up Alice's life and put an end to her crippling depression!

>>25655213
Bit late for that, Shinki.

I love Sakuya

for some reason I imagine Sakuya talks like a granny, maybe it's the hair

>>25648578
According to the Touhouwiki they don't like each other because of some battle banter

>>25660788
I bet you think Mokou talks like a granny.

>>25668032
she's like a thousand years old, it's only natural she'd have an old fashioned way of speaking

>>25648523
>tips on micromanagement
Was Sakuya that kind of boss towards the fairy maids? I thought she just wrote them off as useless for actual work and abused timestop to clean up after them.

>>25668709
The Fairy Maids handle the smaller tasks, but Sakuya handles the main tasks. They Fairy Maids are there but they're mostly useless when it comes to efficiency.

>>25666792
>Sakuya attacks Alice whenever either visit each other's house, and for no good reason. Sakuya says she's attacking in Immaterial and Missing Power to release stress
WTF, Sakuya?

>>25687002

I wish I could be her

>>25692871
Same but as a loli.

>>25669030
Everyone attacks Alice because they derive pleasure from seeing her getting beaten up.

>>25687002
Why is Sakuya getting spanked so much?

>>25669030
It's fine, Alice likes it

>>25695140
Why would you want to be a loli, you know what usually happends to them

>>25706398
They get people who love and cherish them?

>>25706150
she got caught with a boyfriend

>>25706150
I also want to spank Sakuya! I want to make her buttocks scream!

>>25706911
What males does she have to choose from? I cant see her dating a guy from the village so that leaves Rinnosuke or ....Unzan.

>>25707331
Maybe a particularly handsome and skilled outsider

>>25706474
not only that

where do i get sakuya wife

>>25709549
Gensokyo

>>25446189
I look and feel better now, at 33, than I did 10 years ago.

>>25547241
On point.

>>25669030
I think you're missing the part about everyone, including Alice, liking the heat of battle.

tl;dr. It's normal for everyone. Alice herself likes fighting and probably likes it the most out of everyone in Gensokyo.

Sakuya's [spolier]long eyelashes[/spolier]

>>25706398
Age difference yuri, and that's it.

pic unrelated to the thread so I spoilered it.

>>25714591
Just highlight the text and hold down ctrl+s you baka.

>>25714591
A best if paired with lipstick or detailed lips, like kawaiibug's.

pads

>>25719420
Thank bro!

Maid for paizuri

>>25725762
Oh, for the knees, sure, protective gear is a must for the kind of house work that requires prolonged kneeling or risk of falling and slipping, I suppose.

>>25726141
I'm gonna need to see evidence that she has the boobs for it.

How can one girl be so edgy and at the same time so calm and nice?
How can she be so submissive while also be dominant?
How can she be so dumb while also being smart?
How can she be like a child that needs punishment and then act like a momhu?
How can she be a friendless loner while she's good friends with the other humans?

Is there a way to actually define Sakuya's personality and character?

>>25726488
C'mon, just get it over with.

>>25726657
Your indecency is unpleasant

>>25726615
Perfect and elegant maid

>>25719446
>if paired with lipstick or detailed lips
Are you trying to give me a heart attack?

>>25602210
Uhh, what is this from? Asking nicely

>>25602210
can't remember.
the MD5 should still be the same unless I never posted it before.

>>25746894
Izayoi scramble.

Well, thanks for asking that question.

Sakuya's extremely smelly and cute bare feet!

>>25729957
>Are you trying to give me a heart attack?
Loli Sakkyun already gave me some, but such detail in (peak) female beauty is an amazing sight to see indeed!

>>25729957
My favorite Sakuya this thread

>>25445979
I expected the thread to last a little longer. It's moving faster than I expected.
Anyway, I love my wife Sakuya, she brings me joy.

>>25776470
You're wife is Remilia's slave, dude.

>>25776524
And that anon is Sakuya's slave, and that brings him more joy!

>>25795423
A piece of art that has Sakuya with nice wide hips is sacred art.

>>25776524
Sakuya is such a kind slave

>>25795423
-bra peek
That's a delicious Sakuya.

Remember she much older than she look

>>25776524
>>25777987
I mean, you're not going to find a cute girl who serves an aristocratic loli just anywhere so...

>>25653712
Sakuya is a good christian girl!

Sakuya...

>>25818459
Sakuya has become very healthy now.
Just look at that tum-tum!

>>25821068
I want to poke her tummy so much...

>>25821068
That's not Sakuya

>>25834368

>>25834675
That's not Touhou

>>25834368
>>25835188
That's not Anonymous.

>>25842422
That's not posting.

>>25860272
You're right. That isn't posting, this is.

>>25669030
Alice is the instigator.

Funny thought, but you have to be crazy to think she's weak.

>>25860272
Nice titters, Sakuya who paid for them?

Sure living in a red house only makes it feel hotter.

Sakuya has armed the fairy maids

"ANON! Is that ALL you're going to eat for dinner?! You'll starve to death over night! What if you become anorexic?!"

"Eat all of the tasty food that mommy-- I mean, I made for you! Put it in your cute belly so you can be nice and chubby-- I mean, nice and full so you don't wake up hungry!"

"...Ahhhhh! Mmhmhmhmh~! That's better! If you eat it all...I'll give you a FUN surprise tonight! Goodness! I bet you're so excited!"

Sakuya's big cute huge jiggly bouncy milky breasts that jiggle from the slightest vibration or movement that she makes! Jiggly jello sacks of cute milk and fat on Sakuya's chest!

Boobs!

>>25922816
Illusion magic sure is something

>>25921041
I don't know. I think anything made with concrete or even bricks is going to get hot after being battered by the sun 12 hours a day.

>>25922244
I haven't eaten in 3 days.

>>25921041
If it wasn't for the pool depicted, I thought she was very, very sweaty and needs some water urgently so she doesn't get a heat stroke.

>>25921143
Can I get a fairy maid pee bottle for my daily fluid intake, please?

I want to lick Sakuya's tummy!

>>25923157
Truly is
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm27543086

Be a good person, /jp/.

Don't feel sad, Anon. At least if you've learned to wash your down-there place, you've got further in life than Sakuya.

Now that both of them have been posted:

A very important question. Saku-nyan, or Saku-wan?

>>25960942
Saku-wan!

>>25960942
Obviously Saku-nyan is the correct answer.

Sakuya creeping around the hallway to the bathroom at night, butt naked, thinking she won't get caught! Sakuya reaching for the door, but it opens from the other side, and YOU are standing there! Sakuya butt naked in front of her cute Anon! Sakuya clamping her hands down over her privates and turning bright red! Teasing Sakuya about it, making her even more embarrassed! Peeking at Sakuya's uncovered butt as she flusteredly pushes you aside and slams the bathroom door shut! Sakuya hearing you laugh down the hall as you walk away! Sakuya being so flustered from the situation that she almost blacks out! Sakuya running back to her room and masturbating ferociously!

>>25965207
I sleep naked and even I wouldn't move around the house without clothes on

>>25965207
The most I'd do is ruffle her hair a bit before returning to my room. I'll just pretend I don't remember so she thinks it was just a dream.
But of course, thats the bad route so I'll ruffle her hair again.

sakuya is slute

You marry Sakuya and have a child with her, then one day Remi demands you feed her your child and Sakuya seriously considers it, how would you react to that?

>>26011901
Give me time to think

>>26006959
Ah so THAT's how the Scarlet Devil Mansion makes money

>>26011969
Well, you said she considered it, but you didn't say she attempted or acted upon it. That alone speaks volumes. All you have to do at that point is dissuade her from the demand. Remilia is strong, but she isn't invincible. You can reject the demand (however unwise it may be) and contest the idea of such a thing.
Then again, what's the worst that can happen? Nobody else in Gensokyo comes close to Sakuya skill wise and loyalty wise. There's very few who could replace her. Remilia can manipulate fate, but what good is it to do so on what is practically one of her trump cards?

>>26013508
I think the fuck that she even considers doing it in the first place speaks louder than her not doing it

>>26013595
You can consider suicide and not go through with it.
Both have to do with a life being taken.

>>26014100
the difference is we're talking about taking someone else's life here, the life of her child, actually considering doing something like that is pretty heinous, especially in the eyes of the father

>>26006959
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong thread. The Sanae thread is two blocks down.

Anyone ever made a poem for Sakuya? What does Sakuya even rhymes with?

>>26028682
I've been trying to come up with a 13-syllabe one, but I'm not exactly there yet and it's not in english.

>>25986004
Warning: If you playfully touch Sakuya while she's embarrassed and naked like that, you'll likely give her an orgasm! I mean a full-on wet sticky messy squirty orgasm!

PS: Sakuya's cute smelly feet!

I need to find my old folder.

>>25965207
I like this rendition. I always liked to believe that her hair was more on the blue side. If you noticed it of course.

sukuya has nic boob

>>26011901
>Sakuya seriously considers it
Isn't Remi a light eater who couldn't drain someone if she tried?

>>26040856
Presumably it's a baby we're talking about here

>>26040908
That or the child being around Remi's size if not greater. (Sakuya is quite tall for Gensokyo standards)

>>26011901
I will give my child to Remilia as food if said child is a "special" kid.
But if my child is perfectly healthy, then no, and I will ask her to consider not eating him/her given he/she can always be the next successor in line for her service.

>>26046611
I wonder how much Sakuya would dote on her child

>>25445979
The perfect waifu!

>>25960942
What would Saku-nyan and Saku-wan make?
Sushi,
Or steak?

>>26058406
Steak

>>26058406
Sakunyan might make sushi, but I only say that because of cats and fish.

>>26039424
that ain't Sakuya anon

>>26063280
Folder mixup. Thanks for pointing that out.

3 months left.
I was going to post the christmas tree one but apparently I already did...
Happy Cirno Day everyone.

>>26101532
I'm still sad when I years ago did an "advent calendar" with Sakuya by posting a new Sakuya Christmas picture every day, but people just kept bullying me and complaining about the quality of the pictures even though there's not many Sakuya Christmas picture to choose from.

Sakuya is my favorite stage 5 boss.
Luna Dial is better than Night of Nights.

>>26122959
You can try again

>>26122959
hey, i also sharpen my pencils like that

>>26123052
Maid and the Pocketwatch >

Don't copy what you see /jp/. Things that are handled by seasoned professionals are sometimes best kept that way.

If Sakuya were a chess piece, which one would she be?

>>26143979
The Queen, duh. King would be Remimi.

>>26143979
The Knight. Both have unconventional abilities the other pieces/2hus don't have and both are typically understimated for not being as "powerful".

As an aside, Flandre would be the Queen due to it being the most conventionally "powerful" piece that everyone's scared of.

Meiling would be a Rook and Patchouli would be a bishop, being conventional but still effective pieces in their own right.

Remilia would be King by default, even though she doesn't really fit as one in terms of ability.

>>26144130
>Remilia would be King by default, even though she doesn't really fit as one in terms of ability
Remi as the king makes 100% sense, absolutely useless but important because of their status

I like Sakuya, but at the same time, I feel like I know nothing at all about her from a critical standpoint.

There's nothing more sophisticated than diddlin' the maid and then chewing some gum.

What a dork!

Sakuya

>>26164240
I have said it once, I will say it again.
Remilia is about to have a bad time.

what does Sakuya smell like? I'm thinkin something minty, like rosemary or peppermint.
Or maybe even vanilla bean with a hint of cherry or strawberry..

>>26164240
What does Sakuaya need anti material rifle for? It's just gonna make a huge mess, she shoukd use a rifle actually meant for killing people

>>26164240
Deaf Remilia is going to fire Sakuya

>>26173233
Maybe it's just my sense but what you described is just weird.
It's like sniffing a rose and then eating hard (solid) candy.

>>26175960
Rosemary has a very sharp, distinct smell that I'd associate more with herbal mints or lavender than actual roses. I think it's quite fitting for Sakuya.

>>26179696
I think I know what you're saying now, I guess it would fit.

>>26179696
That underwear looks expensive. The mistress pays her well.

>>26181577
That is the power of outside world imports.

Call if spur of the moment, but I kinda want to hug Sakuya now.
...I'm not alone in this sentiment am I?

>>26243795
I guess I am alone in that sentiment.
Well, more hugging for me...

>>26243795
I yearn for it when I go to bed every night.

Agile!

>>26243795
Of course not, are you kidding?
Though it could easily be your last, but it's worth it!

Getting stabbed and bleeding out while hugging Sakuya!

>>26277443
I want Sakuya to cut me apart!

>>25445979
Was it someone's birthday again?

the perfectly SEXY maid

>>25729146
I wanted to say this

>>25834675
I agree with him, i don't like that artist

>>26336544
these are the best kind of posts

>>26336544
Sharing activities of the afternoon with Sakuya.
Gensokyo really is just a record player. Nitori would have to reinvent the television.

>>26324017
No, I just don't look forward to aging.

Sakuya forced to wear a teeny-weeny bikini and embarrassed out of her mind! Embarrassed from showing so much skin, and having a panic attack from the thought of a wardrobe malfunction! Sakuya's tiny bikini snapping off, leaving her butt naked with nothing to cover herself but her hands! Teasing Sakuya about her situation, making her even more embarrassed and making her face turn bright red! Teasing Sakuya about her uncovered naked bare butt!

>>26243795
I do, but I prefer to cuddle with her after she had a rough day at work.
She's just very cuddly despite being a relatively skinny girl.

>>26399122
Speaking about skinny Sakuya >>26399103, kek.

>>26399156
Even when she's borderline skelly, Sakuya is cute and satisfying to cuddle! Pre-sex cuddling with Sakuya!

>>26399244
>>26399156
>>26399122
>>26399103
Oh! And I forgot to mention that you could chubben Sakuya up as well, if her being thin bothers you! While I like Sakuya being very thin, I have to admit it does sound like fun to feed Sakuya tasty treats that cutely melt in her belly and get stored as fat on her thighs, tummy, breasts and butt!

Just make sure to buy her bigger clothes if you do that...or not!

Friends with everyone!
On a side note, I remember that one image where a yukkuri-marisa called Alice heavy.

Skinny or chubby, I just want to lick Sakuya's tummy!

are most /jp/sies 30 or soon to be now?

i feel like most of us probably are at this point ;_;

>>26448604
People always assume I'm in my 30s, if that counts.

>>26448604
I'm one of the younger ones. I assume anyone on this board who isn't a tourist is in their mid-late 20s which some consider old man status.

>>26448604
34, here
Holy fuck, I need to get married, at least to someone like Sakuya.

There are many interpretations of Sakuya and most of them are pleasant.

>>26479455
In the time I had this image, I never once noticed that Sakuya undid one of her braids and put the ribbon on the frame.
Cute.

Drinking coffee with Sakuya!

>>26520462
Why do you guys like coffee so much?
Tea is superior.

I don't want to dwell on the past, but imagine having Sakuya's powers on a larger scale.
Slow down the good times, speed up the bad times.
Stop when you need to do something, without the conventional rules of interaction of course...

I did this

Post ponytails sakuya

>>26581309
I wanted to ask if you drew that, but I could also as easly look up the artist.

I need to start drawing again now that I think about it.

>>26581309
I generally like ponytails, but I don't think I do, on Sakuya. This is the cutest one I could find on Danbooru.

>>26571009
what's Sakuya holding in her mouth in the top left?

>>26591442
Meat.

>>26591682
I can tell, but why is she blushing while eating eat and why does it have little prongs sticking out at the other end?

>>26591721
>why is she blushing while eating
Because the meat is very hard, so she needs to use a lot of force to rip off a chewable piece. And before you ask, yes, she should've used a knife instead, but Sakuya-chan is a dork.
>why does it have little prongs sticking out at the other end
Anon, can you not see the fork? Are you looking at that picture from your phone without zooming in?

>>26592197
>Anon, can you not see the fork?
fuck I'm blind

Imagine falling hopelessly in love with Sakuya after meeting her and defeating Remilia.

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Picking and choosing isn't that easy

WHen is everyone's favorite meido going to be a playable character again?

>>26673533
Probably when ZUN stops trying to create new stuff and work with what he has.
Problem is, there's lore to be adapted into touhou.

>>26673533
Idea for a decimal game: Sakuya fights against the fairymaids, reaching Remi who made them revolt for fun.

Is there just no limit to the total number of secrets that Sakuya could very well be concealing?

>>26733695
I guess, but I think that would depend on the scale of the secret as well as how proficient she is at remembering her positions with great accuracy. I mean, she can't stop time, take a picture of her self in that moment and do 100 things at once.

>>26538712
D-Do it again.

N-Nya!

>>26759952
*headpats*

>>26761531
I bet sakuya must love getting headpat.

>>26774568
She'll never admit it. She needs to keep that composed and elegant image.

>>26777614
I don't see why that would be the case when it's just the two of us.

Little mistress doesn't seem to have very good "alcohol" tolerance.

If Sakuya falls in love with a man and wants to get married, how would Remi react?

>>26838471
She wouldn't let a man steal her beloved maid.

>>26839289
Sakuya wearing a cross doesn't seem right to me

>>26840122
Remilia thinks they look cool.

Oh no!

>>26871033
Remilia is cruel. Someone needs to knock her down a peg. She's no different from the humans she snacks on.

>>26840122
It's the artist rendition. Someone might have done it better.

>>26903875
Sakuya meeting some religious outsider and being taught the word of god sounds really funny to me

>>26904184
The mansion is western so it wouldn't be too weird.
Remilia would probably go "oh, it's one of those guys again."

>>26925500
But how would she react if Sakuya "I'm an athiest" Izayoi was convinced?

>>26925524
Just pure surprise. An afterlife in Gensokyo exists after all. Convincing someone of it wouldn't be too big of a stretch. If anything, it would be easier for something like Christianity to pass through as more people attempt to discard it. The same can be said for any other religion. Just look at the the Buddhists and Taoists factions already present there. Not necessarily forgotten, but not many people follow it worldwide.

>>26927755
It may be convincing to some people, but Sakuya of all people? The guy must have been real convincing

>>26928606
Is she canonically an atheist though? Always thought that was just some overblown meme, taken out of context.

>>26963702
It's less the atheism part and more to do with the fact that swearing devotion to Jesus seems kinda weird when she already has Remi

>>26963702
In one of the fighting games, she told Reimu she didn't believe in gods when the maid asked for donations. It's possible she was just being mean, since it's a bit silly to not believe in gods when you've personally seem them.

>>26964908
It can easily be an act of "I know you exist, but you're not getting anything from me." It lines up well if you interpret it like that.

>>26028682
perfect elegant
maid of the scarlet devil
cold steel yet warm smile

>>26243795
I would love to hug Sakuya!

I'm 30 and wish you kids would fuck off already.

>>27043778
Well, sorry for your rude opinion.
I would be a "kid" to you as well even though I made the thread in contemplation for a future I may not have.

>>27042523
>Fkey
I see you.
It's been a while since anything from him was posted.

>>27045461

I didn't forget, I'll just post it later.
Keep your eyes out /jp/.

>>27082895
Wonderful image anon.

Sadly the thread has to come to an end...
Sakuya will be back soon, be patient /jp/.

So long thread