/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Look back at the events of the last week and a half and the present weekend, there you will find that the enemy's successes always contributed to reduce them. What they have gained in ground, they paid so dearly for in numbers, that their victories have in the end amounted to defeats. We have always been masters at the last push, and always shall be while we do our duty. Shizune has been once on the banks of /a/, and from thence driven back with loss and disgrace: and why not be again driven from /v/? Her condition and ours are very different. She has everybody to fight, we have only her one army to cope with, and which wastes away at every engagement: we can not only reinforce, but can redouble our numbers; she is cut off from all supplies, and must sooner or later inevitably fall into our hands.

Shall a band of ten or twelve thousand trolls, who are this day fifteen hundred or two thousand men less in strength than they were yesterday, conquer /jp/, or subdue even a single thread? The thing cannot be, unless we sit down and suffer them to do it. Another such a brush, notwithstanding we lost the ground, would, by still reducing the enemy, put them in a condition to be afterwards totally defeated.

-cont'd-

Could our whole army have come up to the attack at one time, the consequences had probably been otherwise; but our having different parts of the board to guard, and the uncertainty of which thread the enemy would attempt to take, naturally afforded them an opportunity of passing with their main body at a place where only a part of ours could be posted; for it must strike every thinking man with conviction, that it requires a much greater force to oppose an enemy in several places, than is sufficient to defeat him in any one place.

Men who are sincere in defending Lilly, will always feel concern at every circumstance which seems to make against them; it is the natural and honest consequence of all affectionate attachments, and the want of it is a vice. But the dejection lasts only for a moment; they soon rise out of it with additional vigor; the glow of hope, courage and fortitude, will, in a little time, supply the place of every inferior passion, and kindle the whole heart into heroism.

-cont'd-

Viral marketing, how I loathe thee.

KS is fucking stupid. It's turned /jp/ into /a/

There is a mystery in the countenance of some causes, which we have not always present judgment enough to explain. It is distressing to see an enemy advancing into a thread, but it is the only place in which we can beat them, and in which we have always beaten them, whenever they made the attempt. The nearer any disease approaches to a crisis, the nearer it is to a cure. Danger and deliverance make their advances together, and it is only the last push, in which one or the other takes the lead.

There are many men who will do their duty when it is not wanted; but a genuine Lilly-devoted spirit always appears most when there is most occasion for it. Thank Lilly! our army, though fatigued, is yet entire. The attack made by us yesterday, was under many disadvantages, naturally arising from the uncertainty of knowing which route the enemy would take; and, from that circumstance, the whole of our force could not be brought up together time enough to engage all at once. Our strength is yet reserved; and it is evident that Shizune does not think herself a gainer by the affair, otherwise she would this morning have moved down and attacked General Anonymous.

-cont'd-

Gentlemen of /jp/, it is in your power, by a spirited improvement of the present circumstance, to turn it to a real advantage. Shizune is now weaker than before, and every shot will contribute to reduce her. You are more immediately interested than any other part of the site: your all is at stake; it is not so with the general cause; you are devoted by the enemy to plunder and destruction: it is the encouragement which Shizune, the chief of plunderers, has promised her army. Thus circumstanced, you may save yourselves by a manly resistance, but you can have no hope in any other conduct. I never yet knew our brave general, or any part of the army, officers or men, out of heart, and I have seen them in circumstances a thousand times more trying than the present. It is only those that are not in action, that feel languor and heaviness, and the best way to rub it off is to turn out, and make sure work of it.

Our army must undoubtedly feel fatigue, and want a reinforcement of rest though not of valor. Our own interest and happiness call upon us to give them every support in our power, and make the burden of the day, on which the safety of this city depends, as light as possible. Remember, gentlemen, that we have forces both to the northward and southward of /jp/, and if the enemy be but stopped till those can arrive, this board will be saved, and the enemy finally routed. You have too much at stake to hesitate. You ought not to think an hour upon the matter, but to spring to action at once. Other boards that have been invaded, have likewise driven off the invaders. Now our time and turn is come, and perhaps the finishing stroke is reserved for us. When we look back on the dangers we have been saved from, and reflect on the success we have been blessed with, it would be sinful either to be idle or to despair.

-cont'd-

Your basic Arachnid warrior isn't too smart but you can blow off a limb... and it's still 86% combat-effective.

Here's a tip. Aim for the nerve stem... and put it down for good.

Would you like to know more?

I close this paper with a short address to Misha. You, madam, are only lingering out the period that shall bring with it your defeat. You have yet scarce began upon the war, and the further you enter, the faster will your troubles thicken. What you now enjoy is only a respite from ruin; an invitation to destruction; something that will lead on to our deliverance at your expense. We know the cause which we are engaged in, and though a passionate fondness for it may make us grieve at every injury which threatens it, yet, when the moment of concern is over, the determination to duty returns. We are not moved by the gloomy smile of the worthless tyrant Shizune, but by the ardent glow of the generous and beautiful Lilly. We fight not to enslave, but to set a board free, and to make room upon the earth for honest posters to live in. In such a case we are sure that we are right; and we leave to you the despairing reflection of being the tool of a miserable tyrant.

Rude sage.

what the hell are you talking about

i'm not going to read all that

So I heard that the KS dev team's lackeys from their IRC and forums were making even more posts than usual on /jp/ lately.

Reported for spam.

I just like whatever character strikes a chord with me. No need to act militant about it and try to impress anyone.

/v/ here, I support her

>>2565291
Keep telling yourself that.

tl;dr I SUCK COCKS

>>2565326

Except I'm right, because plenty of Anons have been talking about what's currently going on in the KS IRC lately.

YOU SHALL NOT TAKE THIS LAND WHILE THERE IS BREATH LEFT IN THESE LUNGS AND BLOOD FLOWING THROUGH THESE VEINS.

THEY WILL KNOW THE LOVE AND SMITE THE HEATHENS THAT WALK THIS LAND.

>>2565388
Or maybe they're people from here who happen to be lurking and sometimes talk on their channel.

TcDohl was the guy who made all the KS threads here and he got kicked out of the dev team for being a slacker long ago or so.

>>2565388
You mean discussion of Street Fighter?

Wait, Lilly doesn't have a route?

That's so weird. Why give her so much focus if she's not a route lady? Hanako/Lilly dates?

>>2565462
She does have a route.

>>2565465
Then what the fuck is going on?

Ya know the thing about Lilly's followers? They can't see the writing on the wall. Oh, sure, they hear what they want to hear, but they don't know how to look at themselves and see their own faults. Really, it's all a matter of vision: If you don't have the perspective to look to the horizon and bear witness to a bold new future, the kind of future Shizune wants to create, then really you're blinding yourself to the truth of the world. It's easy to make excuses, but you have to look past your own needs, and see the big picture.

>>2565486

You're just deaf to our cause.

>>2565388
I think it's silly of you to assume that no one but the devs would possibly be interested by this game enough to want to discuss it. Just because you dislike something, doesn't mean that everyone else is the same, you know.

I would just like to say that despite being a Lilly supporter, I still can realize when a troll thread is a troll thread.

>>2565503
Look, in my view you really can't justify the kind of oversights Lilly makes. Don't close the eyes to the flaws of your beloved leader; instead take an objective look at the matter, and watch how quickly you change your mind.

>>2565520
Bitch you cant even talk, get your assfingers outta here. Maybe ill put you in one of those rape boxes theyre so fon of in Tokyo... Yeah, serves you right. Lazy bastard.

>>2565520

I just don't think you're hearing us correctly.

You've never listened to us, not once.

>>2565532
Your favoritism blinds you to the truth.

>>2565532
See, you're being short-sighted again. You can't just feel around in the dark and blame everybody else when you can't find the answer right in front of your face. You get so obsessed with defending yourself, and trying to burn us that I don't know how we'll drill the truth into your head. Leadership is about risk, and even if the people around you get hot under the collar, you just need to laugh it off and stop everyone around you from getting so heated. That kind of behavior can leave scars, and if you can't even see something that obvious, well, it just shows how laughable your cause really is.

Who cares about these mongrels anyway?

We should all worship our king, Gilgamesh!

>>2565523
>I still can realize when a troll thread is a troll thread.

like, if it happens to be located on 4chan, right?

>>2565563

>>2565563
What a bold, true statement.

Someone give this woman a hand!

>>2565568
FSNfags are as bad as KSfags.

>>2565563

I feel that no matter what we say, you'll never hear us.

Our words will never reach your ears.

>>2565568
Gilgamesh was a retard. He took a bath before using the awesome herb which gives you immortality, and then a snake eats it.

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY?!

>>2565588
Dude, it was a SNAKE.
The bane of mankind.
Cause of a fucking stupid woman it tempted, all humanity is born into SIN.

You do not fuck with snakes.

Did somebody say.... GIRUGAMESH!?

Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night

>>2565486
Hey! Shizune!

>>2565603
It is also, however, the symbol of immortality and health.

And being a dick.

Holy crap.

I love KS too, but I didn't realise this was such srs bsns

>>2565520
>>2565563
More like "..." amirite?

>>2565622
So, an immortal, healthy dick.
Guess that's why Gil turned the way he did, he became like the FUCKING snake.

>>2565588

Pretty sure that snake was called Roa.

>>2565635
Come on man, have a heart.

>>2565617

This thread really shows that there's just no talking to some people. Maybe if you'd learn to take the long view and see past yourselves, you'd find that the signs are all there. Try to see our side of the story for once, or at least watch what you say.

>>2565267
then /jp/ got an upgrade

Thread needs more Misha.