/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I love Haachama

I love Pekora!

Roberu...my son....

>>25625905
>three fucking threads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT0zn4zm3Hw
dogshit stream with no proper ending
marine and shion should be ashamed of themselves

Why are there 3 threads

*HONK*

>4 threads
what the fuck is wrong with y'all

Go watch our son's beautiful utawaku

Ahoy!

What the FUCK is going on at Robel's stream...

>JK becomes Jump King

>>25625897
That 10% is probably exclusively shotas or something

Roberu truly is /ourguy/

I have been lonely ever since Mikochi left!

>>25625905
>non-holo in the OP
We're not going to use this right?

>>25625917
>y'all
What is wrong with you?

Aloe did nothing wrong

RISUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I love Haachama!

https://files.catbox.moe/72cynn.mp4

>>25625689
>>25625772
All right I haven't been up to the 5th gens can I get a quick rundown on this girl and what the fuck did she do?

>>25625905
cute is justice

Roberu's singing is better than the entire Marine/Shion collab, what the fuck

I will make an honest woman out of Aloe

Wow he's just fuckin going isn't he

Tsunowaki!

That abc song is amazing what the hell

>>25625917
>y'all

Hololive has three threads! Two of which were posted on the same second!

Miko is dying...

ALOE IS A WHORE
GRADUATION SOON

>WUUU HOO UHHH HOOOO WUUU HOO UUHHHH HOOOO
What did he mean by this?

>>25625918
I'm listening to his masterpiece and it's based as fuck

fandead....

Lunabots transform and rollout

aight anons
I'm not gay but roberu is making me want to supa
Please gay anons, I beg you... donate your money in my name

Amazing song

>>25625920
I can't believe she stole shion yo's purity

holy fuck i haven't laughed this hard in a while

I'm proud, son. This man_with_ear_pain.jpg goes out to you.

>>25625917
We love our Oshi's so much we want to share them with all of /jp/!

what the fuck son? kek

Roberu off the shits, god damn

>Our son doing his reps in the middle of his 10+ stream endurance schedule
You fags have no excuse now

https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1296543240540155904?s=19
https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1296593584402006016?s=19
No.....

For the ones that have actually met them. are jap dudes usually as fun as Roberu? Because if so that's one thing to look forward to when I move there

Astelbro?!?!!

>https://vtubereview.wordpress.com/2020/05/17/tokino-sora-chats-about-fans-fears-and-her-career-thus-far/

Sora... please someone save her... she doesn't know how the real world works and just wants to sing to make her mom proud....

A-chan has long been gone...

Is Robert Ookini on the spectrum?

Astelbro? your money...

ASTELCHAD I KNEEL

>>25625933

>>25625939
awooga

ASTELANON?!?!?

>>25625933
This will become it's own ritualpost until she comes back won't it?

astelbro...

>>25625911
They are at a very awkward point in their relationship please understand

astelbro, your money...

ROBERU!!!!

Real loli holos when???

le yuri

I like the idea that Marine and Shion did it...and have now gone for Round 2.
More than that, I like the idea that Korone was on her way over to wake them up and then ended up at Okayu's without even realizing it, completely forgetting her original task.

Day 22 Thread #7

Still waiting for Mikochi!

NOERUCHAMA?!

One fox, two fox, three fox, Fubuki~

LOUDER ROBERU!!

>>25625933
She didnt delete her old vod before she was aloe and shows her live2d model. She got permission from her manager to do this according to the official statement, but both forgot to make sure to delete it

Other than that it is nijifags and unis being retarded, and whiteknights pretending she didn't do anything wrong.

>>25625933
She made sashimi

Ummm... Guys. If fujos, women that support yaoi are actually lesbians, doesn't that mean male yuricucks are actually gay?

>>25625952
thank astelbro........

>>25625905
is there a full version of this image?

>>25625897
10% is fucking nothing. That's nowhere enough to be considered bi.

Roberu losing his shit to an akasupa always cracks me

>6 gorillion threads

>>25625949

>30k yen superchat

>>25625924
that 10% is exclusively astelbro

praise for Luna

>Astelbro throws down his monthly food budget
>Immediately out supa'd
Astelbro...

>>25625933
>>25625945
Aloe is the blood sacrifice needed to un-copyright strike Mio and heal Miko and Luna.

I'm so glad roberu has found success, this man is a true entertainer. For anyone who hasn't watched his amazing collab with Meika yesterday, you're missing out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-Bf6xcLtYU

>>25625968
Suisei already saved her.

10/10 setlist

>>25625929
Maybe contractually. Morally, absolutely not. Cover making her sit down and say she's going to "think about what she's done and try to better herself" through tears, for doing exactly fucking nothing, is disgusting.

>>25625995
10% Just puts you in Futanari range.

>>25625905
I want to commit a crime

What was with that weird atmosphere in Shion and Marine's stream?

>>25625935
>shion deleted those old VODs of her being depressed and underaged
shion yo...

>>25626005
i only send more than $100 to astel

>>25625939

Just 10 more days...

ROBERU!!!

>>25625982
They sure as hell rushed to finish that stream, them actually fucking and feeling awkward right now would be hilarious.

>>25625942
That's nothing

>>25625995
Then what do you call it, anon? Certainly not straight.

I don't like /u/ but I want to believe in narrativefags this time. There's no way Marine didn't try anything.

>>25625965
shes a big girl...

>>25626000
I can't believe she gassed out from that.

>>25626007
What about Cabaya?

How the FUCK does Roberu still not have membership?

Surpassing his own cicada imitation.

Seriously though, what was roberu thinking when he scheduled so many streams today?

>>25625933
Had a boyfriend once in like high school

>>25625972
Damn I actually agree with that Narukami guy's opinion on this. I guess as much of a shitty vtuber keemstar that he is at least he isn't as insane as some fucking guys.

The mere suggestion of /u/shittery literally and unironically triggers me. I would genuinely rather find out that my chuuba was getting fucked by dozens of men every day than find out that she was a disgusting carpet muncher.

>>25625972
Narukami is either a coward or not bad. I'd say both, but I'd kill a coward.

LIST OF HOLOS I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH THE MOST :
Shion

Festival!

>>25626016
marine and shion's pussies and wombs were still full of and dripping of ojisan cum

>>25625990
BL as community center is a very particular situation specially relating to women and their particular approaches to sexuality and the spaces it creates, but let's be real you don't care about that, so yes al /u/fags are homos

>>25625984
Fubuki!

Nene being treated like a punching bag again.

Nenes cute thumbnails on polkas stream!

holy shit

Submit to Mel !

>16k
Re...reclining?

>>25626036
absolutely haram, the whore must me stoned

Aloe...

>>25625995
it probably means hes dated at least one guy. he said more that stream but i dont really remember it since it was just a zatsudan

This is it... He's announcing his 3D any moment now...

I have been lonely ever since Mikochi left!

>>25626030
she only eats candy what do you expect

Rubero is more entertaining than any Holoslut there is
you can't convince me otherwise

I overslept and just woke up. What did I miss?

>>25626016
i mean they overslept for four hours while being monitored by 70k people

Nene baka..

>>25626016
Whatever it was, it had nothing to do with the fact that they stood up their audience for four hours.

>>25626035
Roberu doesn't need to think about streaming. Remember that this man is capable of a 24h zatsudan, and still had tons of material to spare.

>>25626035
He fucking loves to stream.

>>25625933
Held h*nds with a guy in preschool.

>>25625984
Here's your order sir.
https://files.catbox.moe/ohxma7.mp4

>>25626041
I want to bully festival!

>>25626035
there was a narrative that he had an identical voice twin that popped up after his 24h stream

>>25626049
Nene? Nenever heard of her!

I'm telling Astel

>>25626013
Pretty much yeah
>>25626027
0-25% is straight. 25-75% is bi, 75-100% is gay. Simple.
>>25626057
That's not 10%...

>>25626062
The most awkward aftersex stream ever

Marinebros, you have to fight back against the /u/menace. They want to make the womb you guys want to fuck gay. Make a counter narrative now!

>>25626054
once you get past the clown persona shes actually very boring

I bring you kino.

>>25626018
are you a female simp?
do those actually exist?

>>25625965
is she called moona because she's so big she has her own gravitational pool or something...

>>25626052
holostars have the best gachikois

>>25626076
really hate polkas bolted on looking tits

>>25625933
She's a dirty Koreaboo

>>25626052
what the fuck?

Why isn't Polka monetized yet? I want to see how much people actually like her.

I love Kanatan!

https://files.catbox.moe/82fr1t.mp4

>>25626065
>>25626070
I kneel, every day I like this man more.

>>25626016
they were tired and a little hungover, streaming first thing in after waking up ain't easy nah, let's be real, i can't even trick myself into believing that shit, they did something and they have to process it together

>>25625972
Nice.

>>25626042
Pretty bold, turning your back on a knife ear...

>>25626016
I honest to god think they fucked. Besides them just waking up 4 hours late there was technical problems. More than likely it was just them being out of it, but it was weird.

Who is Sam!?

>>25626083
Bossu!

>>25626038
Based

>>25626024
Quick texts to Miko, Fubuki, Koro, and anyone else who was worried about them. Apologizing and thanking them for showing concern. Then diving onto the mattress while laughing.

>>25626028
Marine's said that she knows which ones are uncomfortable when she starts getting flirty or touchy. She respects that and dials it back or turns it off.
If anything happened then Shion was giving off some big signs and there was probably a lot of "Is this good?" and "Is this okay?" Which is cute as hell.

>>25626086
>gravitational pool
>not pull
anon..

>>25626085
astelbro is a real homo bro

>>25626054
>implying that's a bad number

>>25626083
Why isn't Shien more popular around here? He's a dork with a great voice. It's always Roberu this and Astel that.

>>25626079
>0-25% is straight
>If there were four hot people in front of me, and one of them was a guy, I'd have no problem fucking that dude after I was done fucking the girls
Does that sound like a straight person to you?

>>25625905
M*a thread?

I looked forward to Polka so much only to find I can't understand anything she's saying and she only does zatsudans and talks fast

>>25626017
I know it's probably some ojisan but I can't help but think it's Shion's futa cock

>The power stream fucking nothing and draw 60k
The FACE

>>25625950
Lol funny thing is no one here is a Rushia by-fag, but that’s a good thing.

>AIUEO for the third time
This man is a genius.

>>25626083
Bossu!!!

Reminder that Matsuri could've woken them up 2 hours earlier but decided to not do anything.

Jesus, Roberu got some serious dosh. I'm happy for him. Wish that rubbed off on thee other homos a bit though....

>>25626083
Can't wait for chuuni phrases

>>25626073
Love this animation! FBK is a cute

>>25626016
they were hungover and still tired after a night of drinking and gay sex. last thing they probably wanted to do was play fuckin mario tennis

>>25626081
Everyone knew Marine is a total lesbian. Only a few idiots think she's bi.

>>25625995
pretty much, it means that he's straight but finds like one actor a little attractive, still looks away from dicks in porn

is Korone still MIA?

>>25626095
>>25626016
kaoru returned and fucked both of them hard
their minds were still stuck in the afterglow and then kaoru brought raito in and they both fingered them both while they were streaming
fubuki knew about the whole thing and make things worse by putting them under the spotlight

Roberu is on fire tonight!

Roberu...

>>25626113
her enunciation is actually pretty clear in terms of holos desu

>>25626083
Let's fucking go

>>25626016
Either they were feeling really bad about oversleeping, or they fucked.

>>25626079
i dont think you know how bisexuality works...its really not that straightforward...

>>25626110
Game choice. People here love Shien, but they're not going to watch him play otome games.

>>25626110
He's super popular actually, as far as the homos go

>>25626093
thanos no!!!

>>25626113
not to mention her voice isnt even nice to listen to like lamy or danchou

>>25626119
Because Matsuri is a useless cunt. Miko, the sick girl who is about to go into the hospital, was the one that actually did it.

Wait a second, Marine and Shion really played ONE tennis match, talked for 20 more minutes, and bounced at the 1 hour 5 minute mark. They made 65k people wait 4 hours, for this.

>>25626083
el CHAD de hololive

>>25626110
It's hard to beat Roberu and Astel posters.

>>25626110
Honestly, I see a lot of praise for Shien. I think the issue is that he just doesn't stream as much as Roberu and Astel.

>>25626054
the clown is not that good at livestreams

>>25626121
Has he surpassed Rikka in superchats yet? I don't watch the homos often enough to know.

>>25626095
>nah, let's be real, i can't even trick myself into believing that shit, they did something and they have to process it together
Yeah they overslept 4 hours when they had an audience of 50k people waiting for them. They had just woken up and were still half asleep and had no energy to make the stream entertaining, they were probably super stressed out.

>Open Polka's stream
>First thing I see is and English comment saying "What is she talking about?"
WHY
ARE
YOU
HERE

Reminder that Roberu is quite literally /ourguy/, /ouridol/, and /ourson/. The "are ya winnin son" spread came from these very threads.

Did Rushia sub dropped. I thought she was in 500k range?

>>25626081
Wombros got cucked by a depressed teenager, give them sometime to cope

>>25626113
>>25626143
get filtered EOP filth

late okayu~n

>>25626083
SEAL 13th

>>25626107
my brain died for a bit there

>>25626146
They're a little distracted trying to process what they did to each other the previous night

So, Little Roberu, did you enjoy your plane trip over to tonights show?
-[every plane trip feels the same to me, I'm always stuffed up in that cramped suitcase!]
Eh! But little Roberu, you alway told me you loved that Suitcase!
-[Not anymore! Not since I saw what the comfy and spacious suitcase you've been keeping your dates in!]

>>25626110
Bossu is like the 2nd or 3rd most popular star here, depending on whether or not Astel is sperging out somewhere.

>>25626110
Shien yo...

>>25626110
Roberu has always been our son
Astel is still living off the boost that he got from the Apex tournament

>>25626130
she still on the train to hokkaido

>>25626110
>>25626144
>he
>homos
well there's the problem lol

>>25626146
They said they were going to get something to eat and come back later today.

How can you not like roberu's singing

>>25626154
probably fishing for someone to do a live translate

I bring you robokino.

what the actual fuck polka

>>25625972
At this point I think we can say Keemstar is a shitty version of Narukami who is actually kind of based.

>>25626113
FILTERED

>>25626096
IIRC, At the end of Stars/Animare/VOMS PW collab when the VOMS girls asked him to do another 24 hour zatsudan, he replied that he want to do a 36 hour zatsudan instead.

>>25626110
Astel has been inclining lately but anons had always like Shien and I think he is the 2nd most popular one here before Astel showed up in the vtuber tournament

Why are we calling him Son again?

Isn't Marine a pro when it comes to collabs? Like it's very rare to see awkward silence when she's doing collabs. Call me crazy but I do think something happened between those two.

Polka seems like a total amateur in streaming.

>>25626152
Homo numbers don't get posted often, but I think due to how often he streams Roberu is actually the top holostar

>>25626156
No you are high

>>25625972
Meh he is a faggot. Mea has more balls then he does. Boohoo she did nothin wrong let people simp for a whore. Then again we do have rushia.

>>25626154
Come to Brazil

>>25626035
Most people get tired from streaming and build up energy between streams. Roberu GETS his energy from streaming.

>>25626052
HOMOSTARS, I KNEEL

>>25626152
He is literally more successful than the lower end of hololive, he is THE most successful homo at the moment.

I'm just too small brain to get some of Roberu's antics.

>>25626110
Shien has fun stream, but he spent a lot of time playing that dumb disney otome game which makes him a hard sell.

>>25626110
I watched one full Twisted stream and it was aight but I don't wanna see 50 more

>>25626110
he plays too much disney otome for me...but hes pretty popular. roberu and astel just stream more

>>25626168
>something to eat
we all know what that is

>>25626162
its okay eslbro we all make mistakes

This is the perfect stream for EOPs

>>25626173
https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1296667256768757762

>Miko made RBC's thumbnail for her
てぇてぇ

>>25626152
Roberu is punching like 12 weight classes above his viewer count when it comes to superchats, his gachikois go HARD

>>25626185
Why are you here?

What does "chama" mean?

>>25626090
Housewives have a lot of disposable income anon

>>25626154
>haha anime girl goes uwu

>>25626155
https://files.catbox.moe/mjgtaz.webm
Whoever did this webm really did him a huge favour.

>we also have /lgbt/ here
When are we getting /his/ posts here?

>>25626204
Anonchama...

>>25626146
Everyone is autofellating about them fucking, but i legit lost respect for Marine over this.

https://twitter.com/onorikyu/status/1296467326846603267 Cute

>>25626204
It's someone that you should respect.

>>25626130
Since the marine fucking shion narratives where real, korone is actually going to show up at okayu's house

>>25625972
/ourkeemstar/

Roberu is genuinely funny. Why didnt you bros tell me this before.

>>25626204
Anonymous-sama?!

>>25626200
thought it said 3dildolive for a second

>>25626181
you're doing this to attract yurifags aren't you?

>>25626204
why the fuck are you here

>>25626146
Marine will be losing a ton of her gachikoi audience over this
I hope she can finally start being honest and go all in on yuri

>>25626185
jap keemstar made Mea KNEEL and tell her fans that she was living with her boyfriend

>>25626181
They didn't even bother with turning the music on for the game. They were both a bit awkward kek

>>25626204
An alternative name for the Pachamama.

>>25626052
imagine a real prostitute gets into a virtual idol

>>25626182
She was from that era of vtubers. The one before the streaming era.

>>25626181
quite the contrary, she fuckign sucks at keeping conversations up. There was a collab with fbk, marine, shion maybe? and someone else. It was on fubukis chanel bu she actually overslept. So shion started to stream the collab on her channel and nobody could keep up the small talk until fubuki got there like 2 hours later.

>>25626196
To be fair, it's hard to beat Astel's autismo endurance and Roberus dedication to stream multiple times a day. Those two probably stream more than almost everyone in holopro

>>25626113
Gotta do your reps.

>>25626204
It's a rank of seniority, like belts in martial arts

The order is -san, -chan, -chama, -sama, -kisama

>>25626204
on the off chance you're actually just retarded and this isn't bait, it's the honorific sama but mispronounced like you have a cute speech impediment

>>25626207
This webm never fails to make me laugh.

He's moved on to numbers

>>25626146
They have some serious thing to go over with

>12345
We're jumping off the deep end bros.

>>25626181
>Both wake up
>Shion wants to check time
>Reaches over from bed and grabs phone and unlocks it
>It's Marine's
>Ero left open from phone owner's previous reading
>Marine realizes and feels awkward
>Shion says it's good

Roberu is so goddamn talented if he can come up with songs on the fly. No wonder why he's the winning son.

Roberu is unironically the best entertainer in the company

>>25626223
now thats what i call a nice brapper

Fucking hell roberu

>Rushia Dark Deception
She'll never get past monkeys.

>>25626235

Fuck I fell asleep and missed the MarinShion tennis stream, but it looks like I wasn't the only one...

>>25626230
The hilarious part is that it was actually Aqua keeping the conversation going.

How much Roberu is earning in this stream? It's not even ARS

>>25626207
hilarious to see the original and compare it to how it he does it now
>are you winning son?
>... yeah... Im rober yukoku, how are you 10q
vs
>are you winning so-
>YES
>YEEESSSSSS
>I AM EVERYONES WINNING SON

>>25626210
Why even if they didn't fuck she just woke up you can't expect her to be at the top of her game

>>25626200
Cute. Miko on a sickbed still making thumbnails for her friends...

>>25626173
>it's real
Holy shit what.

Thank you for the reps roberu.

>>25626204
According to google translate it means "I'm crazy".

>>25626215
He's one of the only Holostars we talk about, how did you not know?

>>25626143
>not to mention her voice isnt even nice to listen to like lamy or danchou
>That design
>Lamy/Danchou voice
For what?

>>25625972
the hero that saves hololive

>>25626252
He's earned nearly 1k USD already

>reusing the Kaze no Sakana tune
Roberu is a HACK!

>>25626111
That's not the kind of percentages I was talking about... obviously if you'd fuck a man, you're at least bi. I put below 25% as "I find certain guys and features somewhat attractive but not enough to engage in sexual activities with a man"
>>25626129
Yeah I can agree with that. Finding some guys a bit attractive doesn't necessarily mean you'd fuck them.
>>25626141
At the end of the day it just comes down to if you'd fuck a man or not. And IMO 10% doesn't fall into "I'd fuck a man"

Why the fuck were they up until 6 o clock in the morning

>>25626241
>It's the jiisans doujin.

>>25626210
I am sure she will be mortified when she finds out

>>25626173
Sololive season?! Noel when?! I can't wait more.

>>25625972
This general sure did a u-turn on Nipstar, huh?

>>25626217
there's a dildo in that thumbnail as well

>>25626265
Kaze no Sakana is a hit!

>>25626175
Nah, Keemstar is a legend for being a roach. It doesn't matter what you throw at him, it doesn't matter if you delete his channel, do a content cop, kill his sponsors or swat him, he'll always end up coming on top. He is the embodiment of chaotic neutral.
Narukami is years away to reach his level

>>25626260
for listening to

Does this Roberu stream count as doing my reps?

>>25626038
I feel the same way anon

>>25626207
Every time this gets posted the 'YEAH!' seems less enthusiastic than I remember it being

>>25626261
/ourguy/

>>25626083
More Paper Mario fucking when?

>>25626185
Eh? Mea said something about this?

>>25626175
Fucked up that Narukami has been a rather honest and respectful person towards hololive and sio, if it wasn't because of the holoslut thing that the dropped the week after, you could even claim he was a fan

>>25626265
Its a leitmotif, Roberu is a true artist.

>>25626230
It was Aqua and Okayu instead of Shion.

>>25626173
I can't believe this robot upgraded her vision

>>25626215
he's always spammed when he's streaming
you should pay more attention

>>25626163
W-what did they do to each other?

>>25625972
>everyone calls this guy a master narrative spinner, the japanese keemstar
>he's actually some boring pussy who tries to downplay everything instead of stirring the pot
I don't see the point of him being repeatedly posted in here if I could just go to reddit if I wanted his opinion.

5 years from now I'm gonna look back on this Roberu stream and smile because I was there to see it live.

>>25626207
i wish we could see the viewcount on these catbox clips

>>25626054
She's not that entertaining; zatsudans are basically all she has. At least Botan tries to play games.

>>25626250
>>25626168

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxuvLZV9-4g
Xth for Noel getting a big whiff of my fat, sweaty balls!

>>25626259
Roberu's streams are always talked more about than some of the Holo girls...

>>25626173
How long has it been since we've seen Roboco in her idol outfit? Nostalgic.

>>25626280
I wish doing reps would be this fun

>>25626294
[headcanon]

>>25625993
The uncensored version is probably on his FANBOX
https://yumekuikio.fanbox.cc

>he skipped the 40s
ROBERU WHAT THE FUCK

>>25626295
She said some pretty heinous stuff about Kaoru before backpedalling

>sent Korone on a mission where she gets lost
>FBK meanwhile inclines on her stream
Korone will never catch up again

I'm gonna have to mute Polka and just listen to Roberu being Roberu

>>25626268
I don't know about Shion but Marine usually goes to sleep at that hour. She had the drunk stream specifically to go to sleep early and still ended up oversleeping.

Woke up like 10 minues before FBK's waiting stream ended and have been catching up on the situation (and the archived stream and threads) ever since. Stuff like this and VOID is why I absolutely love this dumb fox, nobody else could have salvaged this mess quite as well as she did. Fubuki is a top class entertainer and can make anything a blast to watch.

>>25626268
Eop-chama

is this what you guys mean by doing reps?

>>25626207
>Chuuba doesn't understand an English comment
>Starts listing off the day one elementary school English class basics.
This shit never fails to crack me up.

>>25626173
Thought it said “3 dildo live” for a second. Somewhat disappointed that’s not the case.

>>25626305
Mel...

>>25626304
god i wish that was me

>>25626301
>At least Botan tries to play games.
On that note, how was her CoD stream?

i cant even watch the translated clips of polka i just want her to shut up when she talks

so annoying

>>25626305
meant for >>25626215

>>25626211
would be incredibly based if she used the live 2D made from that drawing at least for a little while, like when coco brings out cocaine

>>25626038
I dont even like yuri but you are just a massive cuck then

>>25626052
>meanwhile FBK gets jack shit

>>25626054
She's bad at streaming, she's better with short skits.

>>25626295
Yup, he basically pussied out on this one. I wonder why though. Might be a friend in real life? He might've also had done terrible things in the past maybe?

>>25626268
Basically...
>Shion is getting ready for the collab
>making sure the N64 works and checking all her broadcasting equipment
>Marine just standing there staring at her
>"sometimes I forget just how small you are..."
>Shion pays her no mind and just says with an agitated tone "you should be getting ready we have 10 minutes and I don't want Fubuki to have to do this for too long"
>"so small...and fragile...like a little sister...like my little sister"
>Shion angrily prepares to scold Marine for saying something so strange when she is suddenly grabbed by the captain and turned around
>she immediately notices the stench of Saki on Marine's breath followed by beads of sweat forming on her forehead and a glazed look in her eyes 'is she...drunk?' Shion didn't have time think about it though as Marine suddenly forced herself upon her small child-like body
>'she absolutely reeks of booze the smell is getting to my head...cant do anything her grip on me is too strong...ahh she won't stop forcing her tongue in my mouth...' Shion thought to herself darting her eyes around looking for a way to escape the drunken pirate
>"Ryona...its been a while since we've done this..." Marine said completely out of breath as she began to undress herself
>Shion knew she was in trouble but was in too much of a state of shock to do anything as she watched the captain remove her panties and take them in her hand
>"look what you do to me Shion...please let me make you feel good...let me suck on your small breasts...lick your tiny pussy..." Shion had no idea what to say or do as she just watched in horror as Marine began rubbing herself with one hand and trying to shove her panties into Shion's face with the other
>Shion would have none of it as she fought back with every ounce of strength she had being drowned in Marine's large breasts in the process
>"you cant be serious...stop this Marine you know how handsy you get when you're drunk!"
>Marine refused to listen as she quickly began undressing Shion while mumbling to herself "ryona...shiona...rion...you're so cute...and you smell so good..." Shion tried as she could but eventually was overpowered by the captain who had almost completely stripped Shion
>"Marine you...stop this...get off me we're going on soon..." but the drunken captain refused to listen as she grabbed Shion and fell to the ground
>before Shion had any time to react she noticed Marine turning around and before she knew it she was face to face with Senchou's massive ass and dripping pussy
>Shion just stared in awe at the sight of it unable to speak a word as Marine began thrusting her hips up and down causing Shion to just barely catch a glimpse of Marine's "captain's quarters" I had to
>the pirate taunted "don't just stare at it, lick it ryshona..." and planted her ass flat on Shion's face leaving her no choice
>"your small tongue...its driving me wild...oh I don't think I'm going to last long...let me return the favor" Marine then bent down and began touching and licking Shion's tiny slit
>"i got a idea...hold on Shion..." Marine said as she grabbed the N64 controller
>she then went to the settings in the current game and went to the vibration feature realizing she could keep it on for as long as she wants "oh you're going to love this..."
>Marine then took the vibrating controller and put it on Shion's clit causing her to quiver in intense pleasure as she immediately came which in turn made Marine cum as well
>"you want me to keep going?" Marine said with full intention of not actually stopping as she immediately placed the vibrating controller back onto Shion and slowly began to insert the middle handle of it inside almost like a toy
>Shion was in pure ecstasy being under Marine's fat ass getting to smack and grab it all she wanted all while being buzzed in the process by the horny captain "lick harder! comon Shion! I'm so close!"
>Shion grew angry at her for this and decided to spank her some which caused Shion to get a mouthful of cum each time so she took it one step further and put one finger in Marine's other hole then gave her a firm spanking causing her to tighten up even more and cum even harder
>soon they were both in a state of lightheadedness with Marine passed out on top of Shion with the vibration now off and Shion exhausted and out of breath laying under the captain
>she just hoped Fubuki wouldn't be too mad that they "overslept

>>25626318
/fit/ reps

>>25626316
THE FACE OF HOLOLIVE.

So what does /jp/ think about Subaru?
Starting to give her a chance due to how wholesome she is.

>>25625968
When will Suisei finish her truckload of song covers in works and ask Sora to play Tetris?

>>25626326
She literally asked for permission from the guy to use it, so expect it.

>>25626173
Nice to see RBC getting some more attention. She did that new song and before that a cover too. She's been practicing her singing a lot and it's been paying off.

>>25626207
https://streamable.com/z13orm
https://streamable.com/6sa9oa
How does he just keep winning?!

How far did Roberu count up?

>>25626278
Narukami seemingly backed down due to threats of lawsuits. Keemstar gets threatened by a lawsuit and says "Fuck you, no I'm suing YOU"

>>25626274
that happened the moment he laughed at the gaijin towa antis on stream and revelead he was a 35p all along

>>25626320
bruh why did you copy my post >>25626217

>>25626295
He's trying to get on Cover's good side because they threatened to sue him last time he actually leaked anything juicy.

>>25626318
This counts as both singing AND japanese reps

>>25626200
Mikoti was too good for this world....

>>25626312
she literally runs this shit company with an iron fist

>>25626337
Very obviously one of the least disliked holos here, though I'm sure just by saying this I'll get the two or three people who can't stand her replying to me.

>>25625987
>her old vod
sorry for being rarted but what is a vod and how does leaking it get people to doxx her?

one two three!

>>25626204
Flare

>>25626274
He's been in the right with Hololive even during the Mel stalker thing

Roberu kino incoming

>>25626337
>wholesome
>he doesn't know

>one two three
Roberu going for broke.

>>25626181
Both overslept and felt bad that 50k people had to wait. Also hungry as fuck low energy and forced to entertain 50k on the spot. Ya I don’t blame them and I wouldn’t say awkward it was low energy.

>>25626254
It doesn't take much to post a short tweet saying the collab will be later in the day and go back to sleep. I know it's not the first thought a sleep-deprived hung-over woman will get, but it's still on them.

>>25626333
h-hot

>>25625972
The only autists spazzing out over this shit are the Japs.

>>25626333
>>25626333
yuricucks are mentally ill

>>25626337
I love her. Her zatsudan are pleasant and her games streams are fun, all around nice to watch. People get filtered by her voice but it really grows on you.

>>25626278
That's the point, Keemstar is just a legitimately shitty human, Narukami at least has some semblance of decency and empathy

>>25626207
That one and the Zelda timeline one

>>25626337
Low-key one of the best holos

Lobel...

>>25626207
A single .webm can change everyone's destiny...

>>25626337
Unironically gosling posters swarm her. The others can't understand her because of her voice.

>>25626319
The best part was when he was explaining this to Iofi and says "I didn't understand so I just said YEAHH I'm Roberu Yukoku" and she's cracking up because she gets the joke.

And some of you guys said Roberu wasn't a good singer

>>25626333
Why

>haa, haa!! That vtuber's new outfit! I will masturbate to it! fapfap!
why are nips so pathetic?

>>25626333
Reminder. Why are yuricucks like this? Especially Marine and Matsurifags.

>>25626333
god i wish my headcanons are this good.

>>25626337
Seiso Swan

>>25626339
FUCK YEAH

>ABC
>123
Nice content homos

>>25626185
He laughed at Mea's ugly mug on stream live and her shit boyfriend

>>25626355
It was her personal account. They found it because some hyperautist recognized Nene's art style and she recently followed all of the 5th gens on their roommate's accounts.

>>25626337
Garbage voice

>up to 15
Roberu your reps...

roberu your number reps...

>>25626390
Worked for Michael Jackson

>>25626384
meanwhile you fapfap to roberu clips

>>25626337
She is part of the holy trinity of great holos.

>>25626333
yeah I'm not reading that shit you bitch nigga

>>25626337
As >>25626354 said she's liked by pretty much everybody (except the people that are STILL filtered by her voice) although only a small number of people on this thread have her as their absolute favorite.

>>25626346
Coomermind

>>25626390
I mean, it worked for the Jackson 5

For real, what is x potato?

>>25626207
meanwhile Astel
>are you winning son?
>NO!
still based space seaweed

Spanish kino incoming

>>25626384
Who are you quoting?

NO NOT THE SPICS

Oh boy here we go

>>25626392
*Nene's roommate followed the 5th gen roommates.

Roberto nuestro hijo...

>SPANISH
DONT DO THIS TO ROBERU YOU CUNTS

Roberu no... Don't do it...

https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1296660681219952641
Anyone get their tapestry yet?

SPANISHU PURISU!?

>>25626410
https://streamable.com/fgxcpe
at least link it