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hololive
I love Haachama
きtら!!!
peko
んあああああ
Your yubisHand them over
Love AZKi~
Towa is a whore
Ahoy!
https://twitter.com/mizuryu/status/1296637104038920192
This is the water, and this is the well.Drink full, and descent.The sheep is the white of the eyes,And dark within.
Pay your respects to Marine, Shion, and Korone.
>>25623481who
>>25623480KORONE TE AMO
https://twitter.com/mizuryu/status/1296637104038920192/photo/1
https://twitter.com/oozorasubaru/status/1296638577430810624Even the duck is laughing...
Luna...
they're dead
>She collabed with Coco?>Send the ojiisans.
You can hear the concern creeping into her voice, she's getting more subdued.
>fubuki started her stream just minutes after the the stream started being lateNo way this wasn't planned.Either that or Marine fucked up and put the wrong time for the stream.
Tsunowaki!
https://twitter.com/zexendong/status/1296630887442833408?s=19
>>25623484船長!トイレが! つまってましゅまろ流れませーん!そうか!殺す!アンカーをよこせ! アッー!船長!お風呂が! 湯気で女湯のぞけませーん!そうか!殺す!アンカーをよこせ! アッー!
https://twitter.com/mizuryu/status/1296637104038920192what an absolute god
>>25623491tiktok
>>25623474Broken Haachama Poster: A Man Without an Oshi
Korone please say something
>>25623505>https://twitter.com/mizuryuWhen the fuck did Mizuryu become a vtuber?
Towa!
I love my corporate wife Suisei!
>>25623303I don't recall Haato doing anything that bad in March/April unless you count that one time she overslept and continued with her 罵倒 stream causing her die hard fans to explode and write fucking novels on twitter about how disappointed they are in her or her kimoota impersonation routine that put a lot of people off. I'm pretty sure she started losing a lot of fans after she ditched the whole seiso thing and started acting crazy. This was right after her anti appreciation stream too.
>>25623485No matter what happened, Marine already won she has material to keep herself entertained for days
>>25623458>marine and shion are the towers>korone is the first planewho's the second?
Fallen, yet not Forgotten
>>25623485wew, i hope mizu keeps pumping more art
Cute sleepover!
>>25623486>all those Watames-lookalikesWhich is the real Watame?
>>25623501take your meds schizo
Imagine how much kneeling they'll have to do to Fubuki after this
okayu~n
This is definitely more than just "oops we slept in kusa" at this point
>>25623505The absolute madman
>>25623509In like a week I discovered that 3 h artists I really like became Vtubers on the side.
Submit to Mel !
WE BUILT THIS CITY.WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROLL
MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY
>>25623517Add Marine, Shion, and Korone
>>25623523This is to go beyond naked dogeza...
>>25623501>Marine posted in the discord what time the stream really was gonna start>was the wrong time she put on YouTubeThe question is what are they doing together in the morning that they can't check their social media?
>>25623509He's collecting funding to make Mizuryu Kei Land real anon
>>25623474>Haachama hates her big boobsHaachama should be happy about her body.
やっべ...
>>25623517Suzaku...
>>25623520will they ever fucking wake up
>>25623517Suzaku... Chris...
Send in Okayu. She'll know how to handle it.
>>25623437Youtube AI is funny like that at the risk of getting deleted by meidos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1wEWKE1j3g didn't get an 18+ warning until like a week ago
We should've stopped ages ago, BUT FUCK IT, let's keep going!
Don't worry, we have footage of the extraction team beginning to make their way inhttps://files.catbox.moe/1bnpy4.webm
Is this officially the most late a holo has been to a stream?
Korone is enclosed in the pool areaGarage side door is open
セックス?
>>25623520>>25623544Wrong! These holos are dead.
its time bros
>>25623501>Either that or Marine fucked up and put the wrong time for the stream.Part of the deal was that the loser at Mario Tennis 64 makes breakfast.In fifteen minutes it will be noon...
WHERE THE FUCK IS KORONE
okay seriously this is actually worrying what's happening and what's Korone doing? if this is scripted, it's in really poor taste
>>25623485God I wish that were me. I hope Fubuki shows this one on stream.
>>25623501Do your reps
What Korone saw...
>55KK N E E L
>All of us are waiting for Marine and Shion to wake up so we can go to sleep.
Hololive playing Microsoft Flight Simulator WHEN
>>25623521The real Watame is the friends we made along the way, anon.
>55kHow much higher can this fox incline?
>Leave for 5 hours>Shion and Marine are missing>Haachama got banned?What
>>25623536Is that a reference to something?
>>25623553pretty sure Choco still holds that record
>>25623509eh? did you mean when did he GOT into vtubers? if so its been a hot bit
Matsuris laughMatsuris hairMatsuris hugsMatsuris sense of humorMatsuris sneezesMatsuris eyesMatsuris kisses
>https://streamable.com/ri1m9rCan someone explain why she went full menhera here?
>>25623517But you forgot Hitomi...
Day 22 Thread #6Get well soon Mikochi!
>>25623564literally me
>>25623555Hey baby, wanna offpaco?
>Korone!>I'M COMING!
translation included for EOP friendshttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4060406
>>25623501Fubuki has done this before though, with Miko if I remember correctly
>>25623538>Koronewhat? did I miss something?
>>25623528I know Pochi and Mizuryu did, but who else?
>>25623523Where's that Marine kneel image when I need it
was it 心中
>>25623572>he is unaware
>Luna was fine with it and completely in character, since she was never stream sniped before. But FBK and Matsuri were losing it with built up anger, which lead for FBK to draw first blood and insulted the stream snipers by saying they were "shit human beings", "you should die", "pathetic fucking virgins", "your mother regrets you" and "you're nothing in society". But that's all I can remember from the top of my head, she said much more. It was bad, just plain badIs this true? If so damn FBK is fucking based
>>25623586Ito Life
>>25623564
>>25623570Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. Facebook is three sites down.
What the hell are you all talking about I'm out of the loop
>>25623517https://files.catbox.moe/82fr1t.mp4
>>25623567>the friends we made along the wayThat's the akasupa, silly.
>>25623551>https://files.catbox.moe/1bnpy4.webmwew
Botan seems like a long time CoD fan?
>>25623581That's a lot of nuts!
Lamy my wife.
>>25623536Hey Polkahime, I think you got the wrong company, upd8 is two blocks down.
this feels so staged, how convenient was there for fubuki to start a rta late stream 10 minutes past their stream time.
Breaking news: Shion house was broken into by multiple men, babatomo were raped brutally. FBK commit a FBK after mass broadcasting the yabee incident
>>25622840based [2]>>25623327sasuga erolive
>>25623555駄目
I love Suisei
>>25623566When they all get new PCs
sex princess
>>25623526something definitely must've happened. this is ridiculous
>>25623594Shion and Marine are both dead, sleeping, having sex, drunk and hungover
>>25623591ShindoL chuuba when?
I have been lonely ever since Mikochi left!
>>25623584she went to check on the two and has gone MIA
>>25623510Her face is my reaction to everything going on in the thread right now
>aloe being a whore>gen 5 in general being lazy cunts with twitter supachat readings >haato literally going insane and prolly gonna nuke her yt channel>this whole "oversleeping" debaclecan holos stop fucking up for one second?
>>25623443Some have gotten dinner together or visited each other's house. Coco, Kanatan, Suisei, and Suisei's big sister moved to the same apartment complex to be close to each other. They have given plenty of personal info to each other already.
I can't believe Shion managed to spread her depression to Marine and the two of them committed a double suicide together...
why the fuck are the catbox videos taking so fucking long to load for me
>>25623541She doesn't hate them. She only said she doesn't like showing them off on stream too much because of how bouncy they are and she prefers the newer costumes where they don't bounce that much. I actually have no idea what she's talking about here since:1) Her ponytail white dress costume bounces just as much2) Her new year outfit is the only one that doesn't bounce that much3) Her new Live2D is just as bouncy.
KORONE FUCKING SAYBSOMETHING
>>25623531Where does this artist uploads those images? I'm having a hard time finding him
>>25623575Sounds like her stream was lagging a lot earlier or something and it started lagging again. Can't really make out anything in her rant near the end.
>>25623594marine and Shion were supposed to do offline collab 4 hours ago
>>25623587
>>25623584Korone said she was gonna go wake them up.
>>25623526At this point they're obviously awake and something happened so Fubuki is stalling. And with each passing minute it grows less convincing. The sharks are starting to smell the blood.
Describe Lamy's hugs, in at least 20 words.
>We've just received word that Tortellini Tower has made her way to the scene, Tower, do you think you can get them out?>ん??
I'm the one killing all the holos
Sio did nothing wrong.
>>25623589yeah, i just realized his twitter handle...
>>25623590wtf I'm a FBK anti now
>>2562360210 minutes is a long time for a collab to be MIA. Isn't one person almost always there on time?
>>25623617its never ending anon hold fast and enjoy the ride
>>25623327my balls are have been empty for 3 days i dont need this shit
>Almost 2 shionsPlease please wake up now so it doesn't clash with the Luna-Roboco collab...
I kind of feel bad for FBK. I don't know if she planned to get this deep into this, but at 55K viewers she KNOWS she can't exactly stop now, even if she wants to.
>>25623596Money are the women's best friend.
>>25623569Shion and Marine had a collab set for 8am and never showedFBK made a waiting room video for them and it has now been 3 hours of her just filling dead space as for Haachama its just the new narrative except this one is actually kind of true that she's slowly going insane staying cooped up inside all day and got in trouble with management for her latest porn review stream
>>25623610And she knows itI lost the webm though.
Odds they're deadEvens they slept inDubs a shark ate them
>>25623635Can you stop. For the love of god stop. Just stop.
https://twitter.com/momo__white/status/1296637391952687104?s=20
>>25623645What did she mean by this?
>>25623389Are you fucking retarded or something?I literally just said you are as retarded as those who think any of the girls could be virgin if you think they didn't have drunken sex.
>>25623548Lost my shit at the buttplug
>>25623523>56ki cant fucking kneel any harder than this
>>25623621couldn't she just ask for some changes to be made?, flare got her new live 2D for her kimono, so they clearly take into account their preferences
FBK just said she is a little worried right now but everything will be fine.I have a really bad feeling.
10 minutes before 4 hours
>>25623531What's Haachama doing down there?
>>25623649Fuck you
>>25623649Fuck you anon.
https://twitter.com/yuzukichococh/status/1296639912746184709even choco is awake...
>Fubuki is reaching her limitsomeone call Rubero now
Fubuki's getting nervous.
>>25623564なるホロラブ…
There's an armed robbery going on. So when Korone went to check on the two, she inadvertently got herself captured.
NTRoberu got out of this thread. It's dead now
Marine and Shion will have to thank Fubuki later for this one.Fubuki just turned the antis into fans.
>>25623652grabblersheep
>If I am to be punished, I will take more people with me
>>25623643shit just realized thats soon too
>>25623633She hugs you via a tweet.
>>25623651Damn didn't know we had photos
They're never waking up...
>>25623629heh
>>25623649MINNA
>>25623610>>25623647Allow me.https://files.catbox.moe/72cynn.mp4
>"Hey there anon, pop one out for me, I'm thirsty~"
>>25623660
>>25623658I'm more worried about Korone. If Shion and Marine overslept and were out for a few hours that's reasonable, but we know Korone was awake, what could possibly be keeping her MIA for so long?
>>25623658>thinking she's gonna make a fun little stream making fun of her coworkers being late>it's actually serious
>>25623649Trips they're basking in the afterglow and eating breakfast
>>25623617It only gets worse from here
>>25623639in other news, whens aqua's concert
>3 dead holos in one week
What is Coco doing?
>>25623674>generic mob characterThey didn't even get it right
>>25623649dead tired from all that fucking
>>25623643W-We still have 2 hours!
>>25623643Can Luna even play with her hand fucked?
>>25623649dubs they are alive but were doxxed and are being gangraped, korone had bad timing and got forced into it as well please dont be dubs
>>25623517Reminder that this all happened in the span of one (1)「一」month.
>>25623672ライブ…ファック
>>25623555セックスやりたいな
>>25623687holy based
>>25623665choco bullying someone else for oversleeping will never get old
Don't worry guys FBK is just secretly ordering them to pretend to be asleep so her stream keeps Inclining.
>>256236903hours almost to 4, it's concerning
Shouldn't they send someone to check on Korone?
>>25623695
>>25623697Sexing Kanachan since the angle arrived
https://files.catbox.moe/17omxv.mp4
Turn on JCNN! A nijifag just killed 3 holos
How are Fubuki's viewers still increasing?
>>25623713And have more people disappearing?
>>25623714Deploy the chart.
>>25623690She hasn't called back, because she doesn't know what to do with the situation at hand.
FBK is asking if people like memes by overseas fans.
They all went out for Famichiki, friends!Try the new Big Famichiki at Lawson's FamilyMart!!
>>25623713send me
>>25623598She talked about the chronology 2 days ago.Got the order wrong though, or maybe World At War really released later in Japan, maybe due to World War portrayal or something.
>fubuki does random shit>60 thousand viewersHOW
Towa es una puta.
>>25623687You cannot fuck her, she will break.
>>25623582h-hot
Shion... Senchou... Your stream...
>>25623642holy based
>>25623703I would hope so too
>>25623698>>25623674you really gonna put NTR into an /r/hololive post title?
>>25623718Kuzuha can't be stopped
holy shit fubuki just play a game or something
>>25623724The Pride of Famima!
>>25623713Then they're gonna have to send someone else to check up on them, like a fucked up Infinite Jest kinda loop.
>>25623674
>>25623719Its become a spectacle now, I've gotten 4 friends to watch.
>60k viewers for 4 hours of fubuki shitpostingWhat the fuck
>>25623727pi ra pa pa po po
>>25623701they actually didnt mention anything about cancelling the stream yet
>>25623617but the perpetual train wreck is why I watch them in first place.shit like NASCAR wouldn't be nearly as popular if it didn't have the occasional catastrophic crash.
They're just sleeping...
>Miko bringing FBK refreshments
Mikoti....
>>25623582>senchou is straightHow delusional is Mizuryu? Marine doesn't care about men
okay what the fuckeven if they went to sleep at like 5-6 amby now one of them shouldve woken to take a pee or smth
>>25623690>I'm more worried about Korone. If Shion and Marine overslept and were out for a few hours that's reasonable, but we know Korone was awake, what could possibly be keeping her MIA for so long?Shion and Marine went out to eat last night, something went awry, they never made it home, Korone's trying to get into an empty house.
>>25623727People love a dramastorm, and FBK is good at MCing absolutely boring shit like ReBirth card demos. TOGETHER IT IS A VOLTRON OF DONATIONS
>>25623697Spanking that angel ass.
>>25623727>and still one of the lowest incomes among the holos
>>25623687>shakes booty fo 10 seconds>already out of breathHoly fuck Luna is unfit.
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>25623624https://twitter.com/M_tomoyohi/status/1296606287350775808
>>25623724suisei looks like THAT?!?!?!
Ojou... your stream...
>>25623727they're all just waiting for the death announcement
>>25623657It's just a flavour of the week complaint and she changes stances as often as people change clothes.
>loser makes breakfast>they refuse to play>3 hours later korone comes over and cooks for them
Is the situation critical enough to send in the clown yet?
>>25623742She's the face of Hololive for a reason.
>>25623718takeshi nijischizo is back at it again
why did marine kill shion?
>>25623574Matsuri piss
>>25623729No wonder Matsuri dumped her
>>25623747HEY MAN
>>25623747I thought it was her leukemia medicine cocktail
>>25623517Mel...
Ok, this is really worrying
>>25623750nah man ive had times i got dead drunk with buds and we all passed out for like 11 hours
>>25623734The meme doesn't make sense if you pussy out on it. Go big or go home. That's why their memes are always shit, they never go big.
>>25623736I was wondering earlier why she didn't start Minecraft or something to keep herself from having to create topics for four hours
>>25623485>doujins soonHaha.. I honestly can't wait
>FUCKING WATABURGER I WANT MY 3 LARGE FRIES GODDAMNIT
>>25623726She is pretty good at FPS. Maybe Aqua won't have to Solo queue Apex anymore
What's happening in FBK stream?
>>25623734are they really that lvl of normie there...
>>25623729it will help her work on her stamina
>We've just received a photo of the suspect that has incapacitated Marine and Shion, if you see this person, report them to the police immediately!
>close to 60kwtf
>>25623733Fuck.
>>25623724https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkDmwZ9pO1o
>>25623575>>25623625If I remember correctly, she was trying to pass some obstacle/enemy for a long time and when she managed to do it, the stream lagged and no one could see her doing it.
>>25623582Did they change the font of the site?
psst hey kid, I got a hot new Narrative for ya straight from 5ch!Hololive EN is going to be a team of people that go through and dub different vtuber videos starting with Fubuki and Aqua first then the deleted Subaru videos that will be put up on the official Hololive EN Youtube page.
This is Roboco. Say hello.https://streamable.com/datdd0
>>25623784Yes
>>25623768Because she kept resisting.
>>25623765That's defcon 1
>>25623719If 9/11 streamed live on youtube, the same would be happening
i bet my left nut that they're dead or in serious condition
I'm scared....
5 minutes away from 2 Shions
>>25623563Alien ojisans abducted her?
They're having sex. It's that simple.
>>25623790New SMS tone acquired
>>25623769Truly the peak of idol content
>>25623784Nothing. Everything is fine.
>>25623787TEMEEEEEEEEEEEE
At the very least, you are looking forward for her to return even just for a little bit, right?
>>25623805Iofi...
>>25623758THANKS!
>>25623765No.But send her in anyway
what if they actually died in their sleep
>>25623789It's going to be 4 hours, c'mon say something Marine, Shion, Korone
>>25623769i need link for research purposes
>>25623610https://files.catbox.moe/72cynn.mp4
>>25623752Then Korone would have at least tweet something to not worry people. Her being MIA for more than 3 hours is worrying too.
>>25623796https://streamable.com/wuco4n
>>25623618Lol i still remember when Coco got banned and Kanata sent her channel email and password on discord in case she needed to stream.
>>25623750>he hasn't gotten absolutely shitfaced and slept for 12 hours
60k VIEWERS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
wait isnt marine sleeping over at shions?arent they having sex or whatim pretty sure marine says she wants to suck shions tits
>>25623692Huh? Afterglow?
>>25623782but you said your order was https://streamable.com/m33j5o
>>25623813I already jacked off I can't think about Aloe right now
>Korone has been MIA for 4 hours
>>25623734Doing a search got me this https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/hztn7p/ntr/
I actually hate this, starting to feel it in the pit of my stomach.
>>25623517>HPSOkay you mother fucker
>>25623763>Korone>cook
>>25623801see you in about 1 hour, i'll be putting your nut to good use
>>25623695AHO...*cough*...AHOOOY!
>Roberu is gonna do another weird stream while somebody's existence gets deleted
yabai
>>25623687ok that leg cross at the end got me
>This stream will get more views than Aqua's sololive
>Korone got tricked into going to Ryukyu Islands
Damn dog just tweet something alreadyThis is getting outta hand
senchou is lactose intolerant and drank too much of shion's titty milk and is currently throwing up in the bathroomshion is now malnourished and is near death because marine sucked her drykorone got distracted and is at super potato now. she bought a 3DO.this has been your /hlg/ live news broadcast
>>25623485Hello based department?
>>25623674https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/idnc5d/generic_mob_character_roberu/Hey you dumb redditards, get the fuck out of here
>>25623796<span class="sjis">Hello![/spoiler]
>>25623842I hope a cicada invades his room again
>>25623796https://streamable.com/ucka0k
>>25623796why do her glasses have a little teardrop in the frame? also she looks cuter without them altogether
>>25623839make sure you let us all know what having a tri-ball is like
>>25623796so cute
>>25623821She might be panicking
>>25623796はろーぼー my cute daughter!
They use company phones for their L2D, right? They have managers that know where they live, right? This has gotten ridiculous an hour ago, i don't know what to think.
FALLEN FROM GRACE CAUSE I BEEN AWAY TOO LONG
>>25623834Yeah dude Korone found their corpses in a house fire 4 hours ago and she's just letting Fubuki keep up her meme stream to help pay for the funeral expenses.Marine....Shion....
>lost Miko>lost Mio>lost Aloe>about to lose 1-3 more holosFUCK
Predict Marine's womb status eight hours from now.
Nothing in the galley, nothing in the hold,But the skipper's turned in with a bag of gold.And we're waiting for the day,Waiting for the day,Waiting for the dayThat we get our pay.
Why does Polka always announce her streams so late? I always miss them.
Somehow all of this makes Sora sticking to a normal girl gimmick for exactly 2 years and 11 months incredible
based polka capitalizing on others' sleep
>>25623813RIP BANcubus.
>60k
>>25623868filled to the brim
>>25623842Wait, what happened? Someone is dead again??
>>25623819https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMHL8wqeSng
>fubuki calls clown /pol/-chanwhat did she mean by this
>>25623843Poru-chan
>>25623797>>25623810These are not answers
Everytime FBK raises her voice I get a little panicked.
alright, I'm going to bed. somebody record what happens in case Marine takes the video down or something.
>60kI KNEEEEEEEEL
>>25623816>tv news coverage on the murder of multiple vtubers>clown car shown parked next to ambulances and police cars outside the home
If she's everyone's wife, she can have everyone's yubis.
>>25623850>korone got distracted and is at super potato now. she bought a 3DO.this one might be true
4 hours would be the right time to end the kayfabe. Place your bets.
Reminder that Okayu said Korone is the type of person who messages on LINE constantly about everything and wouldn't just go quiet for 4 hours unless it was mandated by the managers or a policemen
GUYS?What if Sio is going on a murder rampage?
>>25623868fertilized
>>25623633At first it's all comfy and soft and warm... but then Lamy gets touchy feely and her hands start roaming. You thought Aloe was the sex freak? Think again. Lamy won't let go until she gets what she really wants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3bXoL3Hil4Polka handshake event in an hour
>61.5kK N E E L
There won't be any bad news if I go to sleep now. Everything's going to be diejoubu...
fuck this shit i'm going to bedhope no one is dead when i wake up
>>25623813I'm looking forward for more 18+
FBK, please stop the stream. It can't keep inclining, I can't kneel any harder.
https://youtu.be/VRXSpkgfbqg
Is this how Fubuki is going to revive her popularity? By becoming the new Asacoco?
Can't wait for Cover to write up more drama to rake in supachas
60kI kneel
WHAT DO WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR
>>25623473>>25621048https://gitgud.io/AsobiTaizen/youtubespecialcommentstickerNot sure how much longer Fubuki will go, but for those who want to follow the other holos in her chat, here is an extension/script that will sticky their comments above the chat. Have fun!
4 HOURSおめでとう!おめでとう!おめでとう!
>>25623833this is just going unaddressed, but jesus fuck was she actually going to wake them up?
>>25623891But 4 is the number of death
LMAO 2 SHION
Two Shion yo!
TWO SHIONS!?WE NEED MORE OJISANS FOR THIS
>>25623892I'm sure she's blowing up the Hololive discord with constant updates right now and management is just keeping it under wraps, r-right?
>>25623880fuck offshe is not one of your fellow bigots
YO HO
>>25623858>Makes cicada noises>Summons a cicadeWe should just get Roberu to make Senchou and Shion noises to fix this mess.
AHOY!!
>>25623845Based ookini department? Hello?
>>25623899Anon don't go to sleep! Remember, things are always worse when you wake up!
We are watching Fubuki dabbing on Marine's and Shion's corpse live
>>25623893>Towa was having fun with that hag whilst I was going through this?>Contact the mahjong mafia.
HAPPY NEW YEARS!
>>256239161 baba*
GIVE IT UP FOR HOUR 4!
YO HO!LET'S DANCE ON THEIR GRAVES
>>25623833She probably said fuck it and went to Okayu's instead.
This'll all seem ghoulish when we find out they died.
you can save one of the dead/dying holos, who do you pick
ahoy!
>>25623892>Korone is currently talking with the police
I dont get it was fubuki just chatting for 3 hours waiting on shion and marine?
>>25623796That's a massive marshmallow. Won't that gunk up her gears?
>>25623899Anon, no! Once you wake up, nothing will be the same again.
4 HOURS4 HOURS LATEAHOY AHOY AHOY AHOY
Jesus this marine song is trash.
To that anon that said Korone was going to go wake them up, are you sure you heard right? Nobody's freaking out on her twitter that she hasn't been head from in hours
Man this can't be planned, you can't plan on fubuki pulling 60k people on what appeared to be a joke streamNo way that they planned on having her do this for four hours, fubuki probably has to put on a brave face
Ahoy?!
>>25623750If you get really drunk you can easily sleep for 12+ hours. If you don't choke on your own vomit because you slept on your back, that is.
>>25623909I can't wait to see this in JP Yahoo news tomorrow.
>>25623904KOWTOW
God Fubuki is so cute
>almost reaching Luna and Towa 3D debut live viewers
I really really need to sleep. Fuck, why did this have to happen so late here.
Suparain for Fubuki!
>>25623911Thanks!
>>256239404 hours anon...
>>25623949>Playing the OPSTOP DOING THAT YOU FUCKING CAT
2 SHIONS HAPPY AFTERNOON
>play dead for a few hours>hundreds of superchatsmaybe they are thinking next level bros....
I blame unknown.png poster for this.
>>25623936it's only shion and marine so that's finekorone on the other hand...
YO-HO YO-HO
holy shit marine's supas lol
damn this song is pretty good
>>25623830It was...? Ah, I don’t remember, it’s been so logg nag since I last ate... must’ve been like, an hour since I finished breakfast...
>>25623947this is more than putting on a brave face. this is fucking ENTERTAINMENT
That dead coffin meme would go well right now, Fubuki is dancing right above Marine and Shion's corpses.
>>25623911How do I use it on Opera?
how bad will this singing and laughing Fubuki is doing look when they turn out to be dead or something
>>25623961
>Fubuki silent for six secondsdon't do that
>FBK can't stop streaming because the moment she does the reality of what's happening will set in
>>25623853are you saying you are not a redditard?AH HA HA HA
>>25623930the autismo detectives at 5ch never cease to amaze me i swear
This is obviously a PR move to promote Aqua's sololive
>>25623796Motherfucker stop making me want to watch Roboco
>>25623945FUCK YOU
Mina...
>>25623927>Fubuki happy>But they may be dead
Fubuki is the god of void
>>25623970Wonder who gets them since they're both dead
>>25623910WAAAY HAAAY AND UP SHE RISES~
So now we have a base 2 method of counting time thanks to this.1 Luna = 1 hour1 Shion = 2 hours1 baba = 4 hours
100k when
>>25623897Sorry Polka but I must watch Roberu make a kana song.
>>25623967t. Jose from Mexico
>>25623980what did he mean by this
>>25623813Her situation is my personal nightmare, having made some unknown mistake in the past I’m now going to be ruined for.How do I know I’ve not got the metaphorical gun to my head and am just waiting for someone to pull the trigger?Prehaps I unknowingly commit some crime police are now tracking me down for?Prehaps my dinner had some horrible virus or poison in it that is now spreading through my body?
I think she can't stop streaming or people will really start getting concerned
WHY'D THEY SEND MEI CAN'T REPORT THAT THEY SKIPPED TOWN TO GO TO AUSTRALIA TO BE GAY MARRIED
>>25623813>thinking she will returnwwwwwwwwwww
>>25623857They're the pien glasses.
Did anyone catch what Miko posted? I missed it in the hype train.
>>25623975The tampermonkey install should work for you. Check the link for install instructions after you install tampermonkey separately.
>>25623935They cant be dead, I'd rather believe they missed out on the stream like Luna or are fucking than dead.
Okay 4 hours is really pushing it, where the fuck are they?
>>25623991Is one Choco the highest currency? That would be 48 hours.
everything with be die-joubu
Ok after 4 hours I'm not amused anymore
>>25623858W-what?
So,is Marine and Shion already present? Or is FBK still getting supacha?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgeLNhRUVlQ
https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1296643598696382465
Baghdad FBK...
>>25621452The love of my life is Peko. My other favorite streamer is Korone. I'm loving Polka and Watame more and more. Aqua and Luna are pretty entertaining to me
>>25623994not a spic just cant fucking stand marines voice
Is Korone not at their house yet? She has to be able to wake them up once she gets there.
If you were a girl streamer and Yagoo made a decision of your debut, what diplomatic strategy would you take in you career, as to which idol you have to ally with and which one you have to keep distance.Like>coco: she’d make a kind of win-win situation in which she takes the bigger share because she’s bigger than you.>watamei: anything you may do will just make her look more attractive. >marin: to ally with her is not a good idea except for her calling you when she’s drunk and you’re doing your own stream.>haato: you will lose nothing in collaboration with her. Just Being a sane person and cringing in front of her dishes will skyrocket your reputation.
>We're here with Cover Corp. CEO, YAGOO-san. YAGOO-san, what you have to say about the situation currently unfolding involving two of your talents?>おめでとう!!
Marine has died of old age in the middle of the night.Shion is trying to figure out what to do so that she is not blamed for it.Meanwhile Korone is banging on the door.
>>256239921.3 Shions
Ok after 4 hours I am thoroughly entertained
goddamn
>>25623967T EAMO
what the FUCK is Fubiki's problemshouldn't she sound at least a bit concerned
I'm on my way, guys. Wish me luck.
>>25623999Why Australia when you could take a much shorter flight to Taiwan then honeymoon in Okinawa
>>25624024>Two exclamation marksIt seems like things are business as usual.
>>25623998This is the grave she chose
No... the Haachama oversleeping world record...
>leave the biggest unironic menhera dyke holo with the youngest, frail, and emotionally unstable holoIt's all fun and jokes until we get -here-
>>25623961>>25623978noooooo
>>25624014>So,is Marine and Shion already present?Anon...
>>25624035She is capitalizing from that.
>>25623977I have to think FBK got a text or something from someone in the know, asking her to keep going until things get sorted and they finally get on air.If it were truly tragic news, no way she'd continue.
>>25624007They eloped while we weren't looking
>wanted to watch Shion x Marine stream, but not at 1 AM>just woke up, stream never startedWhy the fuck is Fubuki streaming the waiting room though?
>>25624015>caramell dansen in 20 fucking 20what's next, shoop da whoops coming back?
>Luna>Kanata>now Marine and ShionThis "late for stream" arc have been getting intense lately
who gets this blackout drunk on a thursday night
>>25623989SHAVE HIS BELLY WITH A RUSTY RAZOR
>>25624027I wonder when will she tear down the door if she can even muster the strength for it
What is the worse but realistic scenario?
>>25624023Why can't I ally with my oshi instead...
>>25624035She sounds rather nervous to me.
What are the odds that korone is actually talking to the police?
>>25623964You are so lucky with the context of this one...
bros!?https://twitter.com/home
>>25624035If she sounds concerned people are gonna get worried
>Help meeeeeee
>>25623512March/April was when she fully ditched the seiso thing and started roleplaying as a kimoota in addition to calling her fans them as well.The videos and shit after the anti appreciation stream weren't that unpopular people were more concerned by her obsession with not going over 1 hour or simply not streaming at all for days at a time.I'm only really talking about fans hardcore enough for me to recognize them tweeting every single day but they're also the names sending all the superchats and showing up in her participation streams so if they disappeared she'd notice it.A month ago people were saying she was really starting to get the balance right and everyone was feeling great with her morning streams and balancing out the weirder content but it didn't last long.Also that stream she overslept and then didn't apologize for causing the backlash is the main reason almost no fans from back then criticize her on twitter anymore.Nobody wants to see her do another crying apology stream and it's not like there's any examples of her responding positively to critical feedback outside of the anti stream.
>>25624043>leave the biggest unironic menhera dyke holoCan't believe Matsuri is dead too....
>>25624030>Make 1K USD doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Being asleep.FUCK ME
>>25624021Japan isn't that big
Fubuki can't hold it anymore
Someone pls sub in for FBK, she's done enough.
>>25624035She's professional, she got to keep up the act even if it's eating her inside. And she's sounding more and more nervous to me actually.
I've been out of the loop for a couple of weeks.What are the latest narratives?How many wins do they have in fall guys and who is shit at it?
>>25624043Ok but, it'll all be worth it when their sextape leaks.
>>25624056Robbery gone wrong. Shion and Marine were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
>help me
How strong a dogeza will Shion and Marine have to do after this?
>>25624035She’s trying to keep everyone calm. It’s clear she’s nervous herself at this point
"It is not enough that others should succeed. I should fail!"
>>25623813i look forward to more songs i unironically liked it
>>25624049They're gone, anon.
what does ババ共の寝起き mean exactly anyway
A 5ch doxxer just said that there are police cars and ambulances outside of Marine's house........ bros... not like this.......
>>25624061s..sugoi...
>>25623984https://files.catbox.moe/dzxcc0.mp4
#1 twitter jp tagminna...
>>25624061oh fuck it's happening
RIP Luna
You guys are too emotional
Every day there’s is a different shitstorm
>>2562405950% chance
>>25624052You can get drunk on any night you want when you aren't a wage slave.
>>25624056Big hang over.
Marine and Shion put on the wrong hats, now their personalities are totally fucked up. Will take a bit to correct.
>>25624030>1,000$ for molesting a teenager and getting blackout drunk damn
>>25624056Shion and Marine double suicide, Korone cleaning up the bodies under direction from management
>>25624056mixed booze with some drugs
>>25624030SUCK IT NIJI! WE FUCKING WIN BY DOING NOTHING!
>>25624061obligatory アノンちゃあま?
>>25624016Kek mikochi
I don't think Korone was going to go wake them up, isn't the source an anon in the last thread saying he heard Fubuki say that?
>>25624059korone actually went to sleep at home
>>25624050Time is a flat circle
>>25624061HOLY SHIT SHION !
>>25624056Them being dead IS realistic.It's highly improbable, but it is realistic.
IT'S FINALLY OVER
LIV
SHION YO
>HELP MEI fucking love my fren.
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1296644613558505474
SHION AWOKE
>>25624056A blackout or Marine's (or Shion's, whoever place they are staying in) has the internet cut off.
SHION YO...
KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1296644806844637184
IT'S TIME
It's here!
Finally
>>25624083>itRemind us.
GAKI IS ALIVE
SHION YO??
Realk talk for a minuteMarine's song is genuine awful and the 1m views makes no fucking sense
THEY ARE ALIVE
finally i am free
oh thank fucking god
SHION IS AWAKE
kita
>>25624067Matsuri clearly just does it as a joke and part of her character, though.
>>25623687I want to fuck the fat out of this goddamn toddler
SHION WOKE UP
https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1296644806844637184It ends
Can someone explain why people are surprised two degenerates have overslept? It's only 12pm.
>>25624061lmfao
>>25623967Hola Juan
Shion is alive. So I'm guessing Marine died?
what a fucking night
SHION FINALLY YES
Shion's up. https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1296644806844637184
Fubuki has become the biggest leech of all.
Just wake upWhat is happening
>>25624056House burned down.
>>25624043>the biggest unironic menhera dyke holoWho the fuck are you talking about? Marine is not menhera in the slightest.Is this just the latest meme word to spam since it has basically no meaning?
THEY'RE ALIVE
Ah at least they're fine fuck
シオンよ。。。
Good night everyone, enjoy the collab
SHION YOOOOOOOO
WATAME MENTION
キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!
THANK YOU JESUS
>immediately at the 4 hour markSTAGED
People weren't actually worried were they?
>60kI kneel
Korone has been banging on the door for 2 hours.
We're all finished, you can have her back now
>>25624061Anonchama!?This almost happened to me too
shion yo...
That's her fucking manager
>>25624117https://twitter.com/yukokuroberu/status/1296644113438085120Meanwhile Roberu
>>25624146Hi Shion!
FUCK YOU DEATHPOSTERS NEVER COMEBACK HERE AGAIN
how much drunken sex did they have last night to oversleep for 4 hours
I'm so fucking relieved.
OWARI DA
FUCKING FINALLY
>>25624162no shit sherlock
Can't believe it took that long for Shion's manager to remember her password
people will just watch fubuki do anything
DOOMPOSTERS BTFO
>>25623548The post you responded to isnt even talking about the same stream, there was an uncensored vagina in last nights stream and it did not get flagged for anything.
It's past 5 AM in fucking europe and I'm here waiting for something to happen. at least post lewd holos to keep me awake.
THEY LIVE
>>25624168Ojisans... I kneel..
I stayed up for nothing
Marine and Sion got found by some stalker fan.They are both dead.Screencap this
>Korone using Shion twitter to tweet
>#1 trending in Japan>#6 trending worldwide
They got
>>25624176FUck, I'm coo m ing
>>25624159>they still cant find Marine>so Shion is going to collab with Watame instead
>>25624065She was doing the kimoota thing way back in January and she's been calling fans kimoota since last year.
>>25624061Thanks anon
"私たちおきました"still not feeling great about all this...
>>25624163Just retards trying to push their silly narratives and clueless smoothbrains falling for it.
>>25624146Shion get ready for the stream you dumb kid
>>25623967>act like an anti>they wake upyou can thank me later
>>25624195W-what did they get?
You could literally hear the relief in Fubuki's voice
This was fun, I'm glad Miko seemed to be enjoying it as well.
>>25624176NOOOOOO!MY NARRATIVES!!!
The real Shion is deadThis is her manager posting to calm people down
Is the stream cancelled or what?
>Everyone's worried about why Korone has been silent>She actually just flipped the bird to fbk and continued with her daybasado
stay in bed with the dude they had 3p last night > wotas
>Marine's and Shion's faces when they see Fubuki's waiting room stream having reached 65k viewers
ojisans rise up...
>>25623824Even without getting drunk, there was this time that I was dead tired from loading and unloading trucks at my old job and ended up sleeping for more than 12 hours. It's not that unusual.
Okay, thanks god it isn't anything serious. If this is staged then I'm seriously going to be fucking mad, I was worried over fucking nothing.
Okay anons, Oji-san drafting officer here, please make a line if you are interested in the job.
>>25624176>no hair down thereRejected.
>The audible relief when she saw that tweetEven FBK was getting worried
I don't believe it till I hear their voices
>>25624207pregnant
Imagine being Sora and seeing what the project turned out to be
>>25624052Marine drinks literally every single day
>>25624192Marine killed Shion in some eroplay and now korone is covering her tracks.
>they're not deadwell that was disappointing
>>25624207That
>>25624173Roberu... let marine go already...
>>25624123>usjust watch her debut
>>25624192I like this grim narrative
I KNEEL FBKING
LEFT NUT MOTHERFUCKER DO IT NOW NOW NOW
>>25624195killed
>>25624208She was starting to get legitimately worried
Shion's tweet has 11k likes already
>>25624195>Watamenoff, zey tweeted>Zey Got?>...>Uncage ze FBK
>>25624222Dibs on mouth.
>>25624176
>>25624195They got
>>25624195 You seriously can't read that? Do your reps anonchama.
bros do you think marine scored??
>>25624207sweaty age gap lesbian sex
good day to be a fbk friend.
>>25624198You know what I mean. The period where she was doing it almost every stream and changed her twitter icon to it and framed her content around it.Kusomallows were a part of her content forever but she went from at least pretending to hate them to tweeting about it being a true haatons duty to send them.
>Yes, this is Murasaki Shion. Oh don't worry, this is just my morning voice, everything is fine ;)
>>25624228She doesn't you monkey.
>3 minutes>nearly 2000 commentsWell, heck.
>>25624197Watame is with the 3rd party bear in 5 hours
Time to start the stream Shion-chan
>>25624030>0 hours>$1093.7
>>25624224Or she was getting tired of stalling for time for 4 hours.
Korone going to need to play both parts and convince everyone things are okay
The prophecy is almost completehttps://files.catbox.moe/jca4d4.mp4
キターーー(゜∀゜)ーーーー!!!!!THEY'RE ALIVE GET FUCKED NARRATIVE FUCKSthank God you stupid kusogaki why didn't you tweet earlier?
>>25624195married
>>25624227It's a good thing Sora died before she could see what happened to Hololive.https://files.catbox.moe/ccy5jl.mp4
>>25623801>>25623801>>25623801
>>25624056hololive disbands and staff flees to cayman islands or yagoo is jailed for tax fraud or "depraving the minors"
>>25624195up
Miko?!
>>25624195
>>25624207they got it
Imagine if someone was thinking Fubuki streamed for 4 hours not knowing fully well that everything is fine.Who do you think she is, Sio or something?
>>25624056this >>25624027
>>2562422Anon even if it was staged how would you know?
35t called them apparently
>>25624256the bear is really cute! make sure you tune in!!!
>Mikochi woke them up with a phone callEven from the grave, she still graces us
>>25624176I'M IN THE MOOD TO GET NUDEI FEEL THE NEED TO BREEDIN THAT WOMB I MUST COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>25624176AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I KNEEL
>Miko called them three timesShe's such a hero...
IT TOOK TWO SHIONS
>>25624056>What is the worse but realistic scenario?They had a fight and Korone went there to smooth things over. Fubuki provides a distraction and the other girls pretend that Shion and Marine were oversleeping over in Twitter
So Miko woke them up by calling them 3 times? Korone never did anything, did she?
it's her managed you imbeciles, "she's" going to cancel the stream with a tweet
Miko called them? Sasuga Elite.
>>25624247absolutely
>>25624264Yeah yeah but did they have seX?
>Miko managed to wake them up after 3 calls
How was Miko the only one that called them after 4 hours?
>They bought eet?>Get em to the van
>thank God they didn't die before meholy shit Miko
We just got back, my guesst. 100 cards in anki before I realized I don't have the drive to learn a language and gave up
Will the actual stream have more views than fbk's waiting stream?
The best part about being a doomposter is you're either right or pleasantly wrong.
>>25623582Wait do people actually think Marine is straight?
>>25624292Of course
It's all fun and games till Marine has sex with a 18 year old
>>25624247>Shion tweeted, Marine didn'tShe LITERALLY drowned in pussy
OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE
>>25624262I friggin’ love this.
>Miko was the one who woke them up by calling 3 timesAre you telling me literally none of the other 20+ members even fucking bothered to actually call them? Do not all of them have each other's numbers?
https://files.catbox.moe/82fr1t.mp4
>>25624292yes https://pastebin.com/4zVirDuu
What was the peak number of people waiting, in the end? 64K?
Wow they really did it didn't they?They must have spent all this time freaking out about what to do.
>>25624302There's nothing wrong with that.
hey bros i just woke up, whats the narrative today?
>>25624293Fubuki doesn't know their line.
>>25624286we still don't know the location or current status of korone. this ride isn't over yet
>>25624150There are people in here who don't even know what EOP/JOP means, don't be too surprised that newfags are posting without lurking.
>>25624292Girls can't have sex
>>25624293No one was worried because people sleeping in is fucking nothing to be worried about.
FBK is at 803k subs now, how much did she have at the beginning of the stream?
imagine oversleeping on the job for 4 fucking hours when your job is literally collecting free money from simps. what in the
After all this time only miko called them and that's what woke them up? Why did fubuki not do that in the first place?!
>>25624308Fbk said she didn't have their LINE.
>>25624308matsuri explicitly decided not to call them
how did 2 people oversleep over by 4 hours? That's impossible.
So where the fuck did Korone go?
>>25624247There's no way that she didn't at least actually suck shion's tits, not joking at all
>>25624308Matsuri is one of the Ojisans with Marine but she didnt call because Marine didnt invite her to the Shion gangbang
>>25624286Korone probably was asleep too. She often gets only 2-4 hours sleep a night so it makes sense it catches up sometimes.
>Miko,of all people, was the one to go the extra mile and actually get them upHoly fucking shit, that girl is just too pure for this world. Please pray for Miko while she's in the hospital next week.
https://twitter.com/nakamuraFF11/status/1296644073554456578fucking kek nkmr
>Miko called to wake them upWhere the fuck is their manager?
It's great that they're okay but what happened to Korone?
>>25624311>64k for mario tennis 64fucking rigged
>>25624323800k on the dot
>>25624310thats freaking hot
talk about anti-climactic
>>25624323800k
>>25624323801k IIRC.
>>25624324By oversleeping they ended up making more money for the company anyways.
>>25624287Totally believable honestly
>>25624305Do you think she did her slaps over the phone?
>>25624315Shion's dead, Marine's on the run with her accomplice, Korone.
Did Miko really drive over and give Shion a wake-up slap?
>>25624286She got lostNow we have to find her instead
whats the worst case ontario in regards to management repercussions?
>>25624315They finally woke up thanks to Miko calling themTechnically Matsuri wanted to do it before but decided not to because it was more fun
>>25624332The world may never know
>>25624323I saw 801k but I tuned it when it was already 40m in.
>>25624323800
>miko of all people brought this to an endSugoi...
>>25624331up all night having sex
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1296644613558505474sheep not sleep
>>25624332don't check the enclosed pool area...
>they sent korone out alone for 4 hours all for nothing
>>25624308It's like pulling a prank on your friend except you don't even have to do anything.
>>25624308Outside generation mates and actual friends, most don't as far as publicly known. Managers obviously would though. Also if they were drunk their phones may well be in a different room.
>>25623649Fuck off
>just endsGET FUCKED SUPACHAT
THE ELITE SHOULDERING THE BURDEN WITH FUBUKISASUGA MIKOCHI
Based FBK and Miko
>>25624246ちおきしたThey prep'd up
>>25624337who is that what does that mean
>>25624349Most likely
>>25624332This desu, how come now she's the one missing?
>60ki kneel fubuki i fucking kneel
Thanks again fbkAs always you kept this circus together.
FBK and Mio are the real heroes of hololive. They just reminded us again today.
>25,000 waiting
>>25624365Probably got lost chasing mail cars. Dumb dog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j35kMmbugWs
>>25624338Presumably plenty of people were calling, Miko's is just the call they picked up.
>>25624325It's their job tho. Their managers are incompetent fucks as usual.
>>25624293Matsuri thought it was funnier if they didn't
>>25624351In front of Houshou and Senchou?
>>25624332She's still walking to Shion's place.
>>25624176womb posters unite!!!!!
What the fuck happened to korone
Someone post s-sugoi picture
>>25624273Go fuck yourself spic
>>25624332the Hibiki Ryoga of Hololive
>KORONE GOT HIT BY A CARKORONE GOT HIT BY A CAR>KORONE GOT HIT BY A CARKORONE GOT HIT BY A CAR>KORONE GOT HIT BY A CAR
>>25624308Cover didn't do a single thing yet again.Such a shit company.They have all their phone numers and other private info, yet it was Miko who woke them up.
Based Fubukers
>>25624371paypiggies btfo
>>25624308>give your personal info to a co-worker>she doxxs the entire gen
>the one in the literal hospital was the one who ended itYou can’t make this shit up beforehand
Korosan...
holy fuck is that chat going fast
Big props to Fubuki for covering up for them like this, 4 hours isn't nothing, and she probably expected it to end in only 30 mins or something
She's smelling the ass of some random dogs nothing to be worried about
>>25624381Fuck, meant Miko. Sorry Mikochi.
>>25624390Where was Marine?
Marine wanted kusogaki little titties and got them so hard they slept until noon
>>25624331Hungover and tired after an orgy. Pretty normal.
>>25624050god i hope so
>4pmHoly shit.
>>25624315Marine and Shion are dead and it's just the manager posting on Shion's twitter to keep everyone calm.
You have to Kneel to the Wolf. She made a possible awful event of worrying into a fun 4 hour event. FBK truly is the queen.
And now the other stream jumps from 15K to 35K waiting in an instant.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT0zn4zm3HwMasterful marketing moves.
>>25623868Ojisaned
they're live!
OH NO
LIVE
>>25624386>Marine's phone is ringing>She looks at it>It's Towa>She sets it back down and rolls over and goes back to sleep.
Can these hololive threads fuck off already???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT0zn4zm3HwLIVE
The Disappearance of Inugami Korone
>>25624393How can you womb post after her coming out as gay?
Fubuki just fucking deflected antis for these 2.
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1296644613558505474?s=21>12 am>Sheep still hasn’t gone to sleepONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>25624288The only reason I don't think this is true is that I don't think a manager would have waited 4 hours to smooth this over.
Holy FUCK there they are
heh
miko doing good deeds before passing on...
wWHAT THEFUCK
>one of Yagoo's college buddies from Salaryman U literally collects a paycheck for doing nothing under the guise of "Manager" and will once again do fuck-all about something a manager should intrinsically handle
Are they even really fully aware of what's transpired
Oh they fucked alright
>sad facelmao
If people woke them up earlier they wouldn't have gotten to #1 trending on Twitter japan and trending worldwide
>>25624371f2pCHADs cannot stop winning
>>25624414APOLOGIZE!!!!
OH SHIT
>OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE
>>25624417all part of the plan
Bless FBKBless Miko
>>25624395t.SEAnigger.
>>25624398Why should cover do anything?they were trending worldwide on twitter, this is great for them
how do I become a hololive manager?
I wish I were Shion
>>25624439they'll find out later probably
YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED
>>25624429And she has a collab in 4 hours...
>set avatar to sad face>can't stop yourself from gigglingThis shitty fucking brat
>>25624423Nope
>>25624412same tbdesu
I can't believe Korone died for nothing...
Aww, I didn't get to finish my Shion drawing.
>>25624439You think Marine hasn't been browsing twitter masturbating to the fanart for the past hours?
>SAD FACE>THEY ARE LAUGHING WTF
>Miko, out all of people who's dying right now was the one who called inWhere the fuck are the rest of Holo and Manager?
Okay, but wheres the dog?
NAKED DOGEZA NOW
calm your tits, ojisans are just giving them a good time
>>25624417Only took Korone as a sacrifice but it was worth it
Hey anons uhh... i might have hit a woman in a dog costume with my car on my way home, what should i do
>>25624287Shion's the first one to calm down Marine is still upset. Korone trying hardest to get Marine to calm down and to collab with Shion just for this one stream
>>25624371Arknights stream in 2 hours to spend all the paypiggies' ARS
>slept at five fucking thirtywhat the fuck were they doingnah actually you know what they were doing
>sad faces>shion keeps laughingSo they fucked right?
>>25624429>kanatan just woke up for the day>sheep still awakethe collabs...お願いshimasu...
>>25624466Probably sent a discord message and went back to sleep.
>>25624465kusodogeza
>>25624050nobody stopped liking caramelldansen
>>25624467the real question is, where is Korone?
>Senchou woke up but went back to bedOF COURSE
Is it me or is the connection shitty as well?
We better get a double pole dance now.
>Marine woke up in time but went back to bed
>>25624433>tfw ojisaned
Korosan..............
>loser at Mario Tennis makes breakfast>it's fucking lunchtimeI expected to watch a fun hour long stream and be in bed myself by now.
>>25624452Give your oshi lots of red supacha
>>25624308My girl is asleep because she's the only one that cares about her sleep cycle and health
MIKO EVEN IN DEATH SERVES
You're laughing, you made 65k people wait for 4 hours and you're laughing
>>25624437please delete this shit, I don't want filthy flips near Miko
>>25624467Why the fuck would they pick up their phones for their managers that early in the morning?
>>25624417"teehee we overslept by 4 hours sry">gets showered with supachatsfucking simps mang
>>25624491Fucking knew it
Oh just hear them, they fucked for sure
>Korone got tricked and is now halfway to Hokkaido
>>25624487>>25624491masterful plan from the old hag
so basically they stayed up late drinking?
>>25624479what's wrong with that? ive been going to sleep at 6am every night for the past 4 yeras
The listening to them right now there's no way they didn't fuck.
They are wasted
>>25624329based
>went to take a shower>they come backAAAAAAAAAAAAso what's their reason for being so late?
>47kRemember, show up late to work guys!
>>25624491So they were both too awkward to to wake the other one up?
>>25624510>>25624505I think they would be acting more akward if they fucked
>>25624422>"How the dose this slut know my line"
doomposters on suicide watch
>>25624476It's okay because futaba can do nothing wrong.
Miko: 寝てる間に伝説つくったにぇ…Sasuga Elite. I kneel..
>>25624439I don't think either of them remembers a thing for the past 12 hours
Ok narrative:. Shion and Marine actually had a big fight and refused to stream together, Marine completely refused to even stream at all. Korone comes over and tries to settle things down, fails, Miko calls and talks them both down and convinces shion to post on Twitter but marine is still too pissed.You won't see these two collab again anytime soon
>>25624480If they fucked they'd go to sleep, not shoot the shit until fucking 6am
>polka shitpost in 40 minutesBlessed morning
FOUR HOURS And they're laughing at their gachikoi as they spill in the money Hololivers...
>>25624487>>25624491So you're faced with the option of either getting up and starting your stream or spending another 4 hours in bed with Shion. Which would you choose? Be honest.
They really are just like us
>yes yes we were "sleeping", definitely didn't go for another few rounds of morning sex or anything
>>25624515They're just not gonna tell.
>>25624502???????
they fucked didn't they?
>>25624491Exactly as I predicted! >>25624422
>>25624515sex sex sex
All the rumors were true. What a blessed day
>>25624518You've never fucked a woman and hung around her the next morning before have you anon
>>25624518...They seem pretty awkward.
>>25624487>>25624491You know that's bullshit. They just had sex the whole time.>>25624518You are a virgin. They got drunk and fucked.
20k fewer people are watching the stream than were watching Fubuki
>>25624518real life isnt like your japanese animes virgin-kun
>>25624509well, you don't have a stream in 1 and a half hours
WHERE IS MY DOGEZA FOR BEING LATE YOU WHORES?If this was towa she would be in jail for 2 weeks.
>>25624518why would they be awkward when they had an amazing night
>>25624525BINGO!
Shion is literally mesugaki...
>>25624518it's not their first time
>>25624332Died on the way back to her home planet
MARINE'S MORNING BREATH
>>25624427so...
>marine overslept literally for four hoursSomehow I'm not surprised. Senchou more like Sleepchou.
>>25624544>51k viewersApologize retard
>only 350 dislikes
>>25624535Fuck with what? They don't have a penis
>>25624527>not fucking until 6amget a load of this loser
>>25624539>>25624540>>25624543>>25624545>>25624550I have sex all the timeI'm an expert on this topic
Girls can have sex idiots
There are hordes of angry fans out there, one dog is in critical condition, and you're laughing, you're laughing.
I can't believe they actually fucked, Marine you madwoman
How do they get away with this shit?
>>25624507All part of the plan to have a three holo offcollab.
>>25624560>he doesn't know
>>25624539>>25624543This is not the case of simply fucking, these are same sex co-workers with 10 years between them and one of them at least thinks she's straight so yeah it would be pretty fucking akward
>>25624518From experience if it went smoothly you actually get in a super relaxed, playful and happy mood with that person. Kinda like those two right about now.
>>25624552Kusogaki, Mesugaki, Shion yo!
>>25624559They are women, please understand. It's only a fuckup if a man is involved.
>>25624559Thanks for reminding me to hit up the like button.
Luna screwed up her neck and wrist falling out of a chair in VR horror.Is this is end of VR horror for Hololive?
>>25624546meant for >>25624530
>>25624566cool
>>25624530草
>>25624562i also have the seks all day long
>>25624543>They got drunk and fucked.That only happens to normal people.Freaks like Marine just get sleepy and want to find a place to lie down.
>>25624580is luna made of glass? lol
>>25624558so 14kand now it's 10k, it's still fewer
>>25623473what expression does this face conveythe pleasure of being cummed insidemarine and shion woke up after a late night of fucking ojisans like the 3DPD whores they are
>>25624570by acting cutewhich works unlike sio
>>25624422>>25624520HAHA that's a good one it's almost like they didn't just have a collab.
>>25624556IMAGINE
>>25624560But they had sashimi for breakfast
>>25624580Isn't Luna the only person who's had to do 3D VR in a chair?
>>25624580Good punishment for oversleeping.
>50k+ viewers for sleeping in>$1000+ supachat>trending>fan artMan it must feel surreal for them
>>25624561It's Marine we're talking about.
>>25624559It's just a missed stream. It's not some kind of scandal that they're late, it's just funny.
>>25624580More like the end of VR horror while sitting on a chair.Now you sit on the floor.
>>25624559thanks for reminding me go and drop one to Sio's latest stream
>4 hours late from work>get rewarded with 50k viewers and thousands of dollarydoos
Its shion so it's okay
>>25624580To be fair Luna fell really hard that one time.
>>25624586From the way she sounds / talks a stiff breeze could kill her.
>>25624387>>25624338What were their mangers suppose to do?
>>25624573Neither of them think of themselves as straight They are pretty openly gay.
>>25624580As long as she can still play wallaby i dont care really
>>25624566no
>>25624596and fubuki won a fortune just waiting
where the FUCK IS KORONE
>>25624559you are pathetic lmaodidn't like it before but thanks for reminding me
>>25624586Did you see how she fell? It lookked pretty bad.
>>25624570They just will
>>25624587>now 5 less and still incliningThere's still time for you to make peace with your incompetence.
>Shion: She didn't suck them! >Marine: Hey, is it okay if I say something->Shion: No.What did they mean by this
>>25624556THE LINGERING TASTE ON HER TONGUE
>>25624580Luna's the only one who needed to do it in a chair because apparently she can't stand up for longer than a minute without running out of breath
>>25623557Based
>>25624526>polka shitpost in 40 minutesBe there or be *honk*
>>25624605https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXVUestZAYg
>>25624570If I were YAGOO I'd give them both a two-week (unpaid) vacation. Particularly since they seem to be having a lot of fun in their apology video.>>25624597They were late for work. They made people worry.
>>25624612Asleep
>>25624600It's cute so it's fine. I don't give a shit since it's literally just entertainment, so this just added to the entertainment
>almost at 60,000 viewers
>>25624611she's a powerful entertainer
>>25624600They better pay for fubuki's dinner or something.
>>25624581>Mikochi woke them up>Mikochi burned up the remaining embers of her life to do so>How about you go die?
>>25624570Step 1: be cute anime girl
>>25624566Lesbian girls doesn't exist, idiot
>>25624600their job is to be entertaining, and being late for the stream was entertaining
>>25624596how do i become a homostar?
>>25624612sacrificed herself so Shion and Senchou could go live...
>>25624566yes. yes they can. with me
>>25624487kusobaba
>>25624557Marine's a lesbian
>>25624618They did it, didnt they.
>>25624595The low stamina is obviously an act/joke you tard.
>>25624600>After rewarding yourself all night with prime cunnyMarine truly is living a blessed life.
>>25624605MANAGE
>>25624530STANDING HERE
>Constant /u/fags shitting up the thread>The two holos that actually end up fucking weren't any of their retarded ships but Marine and Shionlife works in strange ways
>>25624612She'll be found dead in Miami tomorrow.
>>25624618>She sucked them
>>25624570They'll most likely be reprimanded later.
I bet Korosan went to Okayu's house
People here don't actually think Korone went to physically check on them, do they? She probably shot them a text and went to sleep since she'd only gotten 3 hours herself.
>Marine wants to talk about how she sucked on Shion's tits>Shion shuts her down immediatelyFucking based.
>>25624618Marine, you dog, you finally did it.I'll throw a superchat her way too once she streams.
>4 hours late>sad face>can't stop laughing>give up and switch to happy face>put on bubbly musicthey can't get away with this
>>25624525>You won't see these two collab again anytime soonbig if true
>>25624612Shes probably playing video games
>>25624637first be a homo
>>25624589Sho...
>Was planning on sleeping to wake up for RBC/Luna>Still awake because of all this>Not even sure if RBC/Luna will happenI've made my mistakes.
>>25624518You need to understand, Senchou is a woman of class. A lovely night of passion, some wine, both given pleasure, cuddling after everything, followed by a restful sleep, and then our dashing pirate getting up early to ensure her partner has a proper breakfast given to them in bed. It takes time.
>>25624559
God Shion's exposed flat chest is erotic as fuck
>>25624600Maybe I'll become a vtuber
I'm surprised they're even bothering with the game at this point, just regale us with tales of the glorious sex thanks.
anyone think we all just got rused?
>>25624618She sucked them
>>25624612Ever played Wanko to Kuraso? That's what happened to Korone.
marine sounds so weird like shes talking different than usual
>>25624585Marine is completely normal though?
>>25624626>Hey, Shion and Marine aren't responding.>Don't worry, I'll take care of it guys>Goes back to bed
>>25624669>we
>>25624656they absolutely can
>>25624618She actually did it... Marine scored..
>>25624633that's a big kusa
Wait what the fuck did I miss? Wasn't tennis supposed to be hours ago? Why did they move it?
>>25624648>Pirate sinks shipsShocking.
>>25624665>unsubbed just to resub for a meme videoNot very cool of you anon.
>>25624612Probably tried calling like Miko and was like "welp nobody answered" so then, either went to sleep herself, or decided to head over in which case she's probably turning around now on finding out no they aren't dead etc.
>>25624600It's not a fair world but they're anime characters so it's fine, fuck wagecucks
game stream is broken too lmao
>>25624674based.
>>25624652>knocked 2 times>no responses>eh whatever i'll just swing by fat cat instead
cute Shion yawn
>>25624665Based kneeler.
>>25624665basado
>that yawn from Shion
>>25624530Kek
>>25624682>Wait what the fuck did I miss?Everything
>>25624682Anon...
>>25624570They don't, they will pay with her butts
>>25624586I fainted one time at school and fell out of my chair.Falling out of a chair involuntarily is no joke.
>>25624618No treasure is safe from this pirate captain.
>>25624598Too dangerous for Luna. Need to be on her back with a neckbrace laying in a stretcher with a paramedic team on standby.
>>25624665Based if you did join
>>25624665dangerously based
>>25624665Look at those tits go
>>25624652>On train to coworker's house>get lost in thought>think about Okayu>"What was I doing again?">wind up at Okayu's houseCertainly not impossible.
>>25624652I bet she did that by accident.
>>25624637Based on Astel and Roberu, you need to be able to do stupidly long streams for multiple days in a row
wait a minute... I recognize that pfp!https://twitter.com/mesk_maron/status/1296646715831758848?s=20
>>256246824 hours
>>25624656They just did
>>25624603It doesn't take a big hit to get injured when wearing VR headgear, your sense of sight and balance is affected by the VR so your muscles wouldn't be able to react in time to soften the landing
So did that top the void stream?
Shit was fun, but I'm going to bed and will check the vod afterTell me later whatever the fuck happened the korosan if she ever shows up again
>>25624682They fucked and overslept.
>>25624665Holy FUCKING based
>>25624648And some retards still think Marine is straight or bi
PLAY THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY
>>25624618>Shion: She didn't suck them!Was she answering someone in the chat or what?
I can't believe Shion ate Marine's ass.
Oh thank god, they woke up.
Jesus... they had no mercy on these two
>>25624641>not dicking the gay out of her
can't wait for korone to kick down the door halfway into the stream
>>25624665Ok the membership bit got me hard, based as fuck
Polkahime was going to stream in 30 min>RIP
>>25624693Iinchou?
>>25624711cute!
>>25624617Hey man, my posts reflect the time they were made-2k fewer viewers!
>>25624673She used her mouth too much
>Marine: Are we gonna talk about last night?>Shion: It's not something to talk about.Lads...
> Shion and Senchou go missing for 4 hours> Korone goes to check on them> They're OK> Korone is now missingThis is some Twin Peaks shit
brr
what is the appeal of this
>>25624665Based
>>25624665Based.
>>25624682dude they literally had sex on stream, check the archives
>>25624586I mean, didn't she have a VR headset on? Wouldn't that fuck with your sense of perception and make you unable to use your hands to not land head first to the floor?
Being a woman means never having to take responsibility for any actions in your life ever.
After all this and the capture doesn't even work properly.
>>25624736>>25624685
>>25624673she's piggybacking off of shion's mic, not talking directly in to her own
>>25624744Ojisans...we lost
>>25624744This is so staged
>>25624751faster
>>25624739Do not use Sora to respond to shitposter
>>25624618oh my god
>>25624746We'll be getting an ぉぁょ in a few hours
>Marine fucked a girl 10 years younger than her I want to kneel further but the floor wont give in
Why are there so many viewers its not even weekend
>>25624749it make my weenus the big weenus
>>25624749Great for washing clothes by hand.
>>25624755They were too busy exploring each other's bodies to test the stream setup, please understand.
Don't worry mina!!! Miko will be a-okay!!! It's only a minor flu!!!
>>25624641>Marine's a lesbianShe said herself that she wants to get dicked like in the Asanagi doujins, she is clearly bi you delusional yurifag
>>25624686if I was her and halfway there I'd show up because those donkeys made me get that far to begin with
Shion kinda sounds like a younger Choco.
We were right, shion has the stamina for the sex they had but marine didn't and that's why she's more worn out
>>25624570Why not?
>>25624754>Aloe
fucking kek
>>25624600Wonder if there's something like "Cover takes an extra % of Superchats and you get X substracted from salary" in these cases
>Shion will never be your girlfriend>You'll never go on dates with her where she teases you and clings to your arm>You will never brighten up her life and cure her of her depreshionkill me
>>25624699>>25624700>>25624716>>25624722>>25624752Someone please give me a quick rundown I don't want to go through 8 hours worth of shitposts PLEASE
>>25624733That's not how sexuality works you retarded virgin.Marine does not like men. Get over it.
>>25624667do it
>The waiting stream had more average views than the actual collab
>56kWhat is happening
>>25624767Because FBK got that shit trending, my friend.
>>25624754except if you eat penis sashimi
>>25624746korone? what the fuck is a korone?
you guys are so gullible
>>25624724She's talked about a "lesbian phase" in school but the only time I've heard her sound interested in men is when it's one of the other girls putting on a manly voice. Otherwise she's gushing over beautiful women. If Marine is bi, she's only saying it to not exclude anyone.
>>25624773You're on thin ice, buster.
>>25624450Good job spic, but wrong answer, try with another country.
>>25624633>Mikochi woke them up>Mikochi actually died 10 hours ago
>>25624783it's only about 4 hours anon
>>25624781are you thinking what im thinking?
>>25624754lop off your dick if you want to keep bitching faggot
I'TS AWKWARD HOLY SHIT
>>25624566They don't have penis, no.
>>25624537
>>25624783>I don't want to go through 8 hours worth of shitposts PLEASEIt's 4 hours and two threads. Discipline yourself fuckface weakling,.
>>25624682>>25624722They fucked, overslept then fucked again.
Korone went to Marine's house. Broke down the door and has spent the past few hours calling her underworld contacts to find out who kidnapped them.
>>25624783Marine and Shion overslept for four fucking hours.
>>25624802stop
>>25624761But Sorafags ARE the shitposters of /hlg/
>>25624580Don't worry just foam pad the entire room and get them all large beanbag chairs.
>>25624661who's making these?
>>25624783Marine and shion had hot sex last night and now they overslept nothing interesting 2 whores sucking each others tits.
KNEEL TO MIKO SAVIOR OF HOLOLIVE YOU GODDAMN PEASANTS.
>>25624781
>>25624777Its all the training from the ojisans
>>25624773why did you made me remember about this
>>25624804no its not
>>25624570What would you do to them, to prevent this from happing again?
>>25624788that is how drama works. no one really cares about the actors its just the gossips that make the money
>>25624804Morning after...
>>25624724If she's bi, she must have a very heavy lean for women
>>25624788>pekofag doesn't know what average meansFubuki didn't cross the 50 mark until over 3 hours in.
I got 500 yen that Marine popped Shion's cherry and they don't know how to address what happened
From what I've read in the previous threads about Haachama controversy I get that>Haachama did lewd stream where she show lewd art and hide them behind barcode>overly sensitive Haatons don't like it and tell her to stop doing that>some fag reported her because they're a stupid idolfag>narrativefags blowing this the fuck out>haachama secondaries have no idea that this happen and will still support her whether she become a degenelate or an idolIs this correct enough?
>>25624754This was meant to be a reply but I'll take all the easy (you)s, thank you.
>>25624784Correct, she likes boys.
>>25624774she also said she wants to be the female "protagonist" in a tentacle porn once just to see if she liked it
>>25624612Got lost and adopted by a random kid that fed her part of their lunch.
>>25624804they just had a fight
>People who arent following the true Narrative and havent realized Korone is Marine.
>>25624813>Sorafags>shitpostersThey already left this place long ago.
>>25624662I am in the same predicament.
>>25624814I CANT BELIEVE LUNA IS DEAD
>>25624562Aloe...
>>25624824Shock collars
>>25624774Are you aware of the fact that Marine lies constantly to keep male gachikois donating?Also she just wants her character in doujins for free advertising. Her roommate is gay.
>>25624773delet this
>>25624791>>25624779>slap on the wrist and 2 week vacationoh the horror
>>25624787they're being rewarded for being incompetent
>>25624829Senchou's futa cock...
Fun fact this was Waluigi's first appearance in a game.
>>25624682you missed a FBK stream rivaling "THE VOID"
bros...https://pastebin.com/4zVirDuu
It's Waluigi time
Jesus, FBK went from 801k to 803k from that stream.
>>25624818I CANT KNEEL ANY HARDER ANON
>>25624838>Korone went to wake them up>Walks in to find them not sleeping but fucking instead>Decides to join in
>>25623911Does this work on past streams/chat replays?any example vids to test it on to make sure it's working?
>>25624784hurr durr gay
>>25624781That's great, maybe we can finally get some more Pokemon Stadium streams now.
>>25624788Since pekofags are too dumb to understand what average means, just like their oshi. I will help them.>a number expressing the central or typical value in a set of data, in particular the mode, median, or (most commonly) the mean, which is calculated by dividing the sum of the values in the set by their number.
>Today is like a dreamMarine definitely scored.
>>25624830That sounds like most of the terrible narratives that get tossed around here daily, so yes.
>>25624855Line 2 is false.
>>25624847How far will yurischizos go to push their narrative?
>>25624861Did Korone actually say she was going to wake them up?
>>25624853What does the "W" on his hat stand for, though? Is it ever explained in a game?
>>25624814>padded roomIt's okay "Hime" the monsters can't get you in here!
>>25624869she's glowing
>>25624838>Raced herself twice with pre-recorded footage.She's brilliant.
>>25624814She must've hit her head because she knocked the IPD adjuster on the headset.
https://twitter.com/Ivanwang624/status/1296646070185811968
I wish I was Shion, it's not fucking fairI want to sleep next to Senchou's hot, bothered bodyI want to be smothered by her body and smellI want to lick the stickiness off the next day
I feel bad for Luna
>>25624830Work on your grammar ESL
>>25624784Tranny. Plus she already stated she does so move along homo.
>>25624830The fag reporting her is most likely bullshitting
>>25624862Yes it works for past streams. Just go to any celebration stream to test it out.
>>25624879It stands for Warui which means Yabai in Japanese
>>25624845I can see Marine getting off to this.
>>25624814Damn Luna, she tried hard on that stream.
>Marine's sexual frustrations have been absolutely peaking lately>Gets the opportunity to sleep over her younger friend's house and get drunkShe definitely fucked
did christmas cake finally find love?
They are very subdued, normally Marine would be cracking jokes and filling the empty space. Did they sex?
>>25624878Ignore it, Fubuki only mentioned Korone once last stream and she was saying that Korone is still awake.
>>25624878Some anon said it and everyone just took them for their word.
So this is how Shion lost her virginity...
>>25624783I'll be nice since I want you to actually watch the collab instead of autistically search the archives>Marine and Shion overslept for about 4 hours>In the meanwhile Fubuki did a stream to talk about it, which also lasted about 4 hours and peaked at 65k fucking viewers>she was making fun of the situation the whole time>Several artists like the GS mangaka and Mizuryu Key made speed art of the situation>the twitter hashtags trended at #1 Japan & #6 Worldwide>they woke up after Miko called them THREE timesNow go watch the collab and watch the LunaxRoboco collab later.
>>25624794>>25624827It's obvious she's not bi. She just has to say that to keep the men watching and super chatting.
>>25624905wtf why would you say that fbk...
Is Marine distracted or something? I thought she'd be better at Mario Tennis since she's older.
>two female chuubas literally fuck>people don't care or actually like it >female chuuba breathes in a male chuuba's direction>everyone loses their shitExplain this you fucking faggots
>>25624818I kneel Ghost of N-words
>>25624773FAQ
Where's the tennis I've been promised?
>>25624814>tfw rewatching it just makes me wince nowI feel bad for laughing at first.
>>25624783IMarine and Shion slept together to play Mario on the next morning, things must have happened because they were 4hours alte to their stream. In the meantime FBK got rich, Korone got lost and /hlg/ went full narrative mode, that's it. I do believe that they had ended up having sex though, theres just way too many flags.
I'm 99% sure they at least kissed.
>>25624878No, but you can make up whatever you want when people don't know the llanguage.
>EOPs in chat saying shion went back to sleep
>>25624720They now have to coach their talents to not do a flying leap in VR thanks to Luna.https://youtu.be/Gufob2VkgS8?t=787https://youtu.be/Gufob2VkgS8?t=1338https://youtu.be/Gufob2VkgS8?t=2821
Shhh Shion sleeping
>>25624913/u/chads run Hololive
>>25624913Its not cuckshit if there are no dicks involved.
I can't believe that hag took my daughter's purity
>>25624784>lesbomarinefag
>my subscription feed is almost half upcoming roberu streamssomebody stop this madlad
I think it's hilarious we get to hear all this background shit
>>25624913otaku autism is too strong you waste your time trying to ask for explanations
How is it to sleep together with a girl?
>>25624905did she delete that tweet? I only see reddit shit there
>>25624912Of course they are distracted
I get the impression the music suits their mental state right now
>>25624913Do not use Our blessed Sheep to shitpost, friend. There is no need.
>>25624830now we just have to wait for narukami to pick the story up and make fun of the purityfags
>>25624902Yeah apparently, not sure if it was the best to look for it in a coworker 10 years younger than her but...
>>25624898Did Marine suck Shion's boob tho
>>25624891I'll work on my grammar when you work on your reps.
>>25624913lesbians aren't real so it's fine
Since when did Korone said that she's going to check in their house? Why are you trying to push this? The dog need her sleep after that stream anyway.
>>25624913People don't care about purity, they're just jealous.
After all this mess, don't worry, Miko and Mio will come back fine.
>>25624940anonchama...
>>25624913no dicks involved = safe
>stream going to overlap with PolkaClownbros...
They both even roommate are super hot.So I forgive them for all their failures.
>>25624898If Marine stops being horny for two-thred streams then they fucked. Otherwise, they just got drunk.
>>25624908Thank you anon. I'm not watching Roboco though, sorry.
>>25624940Anonchama...
>>256249132 girls can't fuck in any meaningful way
>>25624892>she already stated she doesStated she does what? Like men?Marine has NEVER said that she likes males.
>>25624892>she already statedsource
u know they both are probably naked rn
>Shion says to "read the air"They totally fucked.
>>25624947i wont tell if you wont
>>25624952>Korone sleepwalked to the house
>>25624938Overrated but overall a good time. Doesn't feel as good as fapping in general but it's quite fun.
You know, back in April I toyed with the idea that it would be fun at the end of the year to do a collage of all the memorable Hololive and/or /hlg/ moments that happened during the year. I'm beginning to realize that collage would be absurdly huge already, and it's only August.
>>25624930If you think Marine doesn't own strap-ons larger than any of the cocks you've seen cuckfag, I've got a bridge with a pure vtuber running the tollbooth to sell you.
WHY ARE THEY NOT PLAYING MARIO TENNIS
Serious question, how is lesbianism treated in japan?
Bros, I'm starting to get hooked to NTR doujins yesterday and this happens today
>>25624913>>two female chuubas literally fuckWho?
this sexual tension is too much just make out already UGH
Is it nrrmal to take your junior by 10 years purity by getting them drunk
>>25624927>Luna's death twitches as Subaru just sits stone cold in front of herI almost feel bad for the wimpy baby
>>25624967someone young like her would bragthey fucked
>>25624913I'm not a unicorn so the latter doesn't make me lose my shit either, but self inserting is old and busted I just want them to fuck each other.
>>25624913Being a guy is wrong.
Boys, the Cap'n has scored! Raise yerr mug! Cheers! An extra ration o' grog for all!
>>25624913because if its girl love its cute and non threateningno one has to suffer the thought that they are an inferior man to the one their oshi picked
>>25624973>bla bla bla i'm a cuckogei
>>25624913
>>25624979The rise of the Marinecuck
>>25624949Stop shitting up the thread third worlder.
>>25624976just a phase
anyone have mario tennis on switch and if so how dead is the online?
I can't believe Marine and Shion have been playing Mario Tennis for over 4 hours already
>>25624981Depends on how cute that coworker is.
are they really not going to have the Mario Tennis music on?
>>25624979Interesting...
>>25624913men are ugly and shit
>playing with no audioWhat a mess
>>25624980>just make out already UGHupi#re too late anon
>>25624784Stop forcing your [headcanon] you tranny. Marine is bi at best and we don't even know if it's an act or what.
>>25624938Very soft
>...what do you mean there’s more than one doll?
My cock is so hard thinking them rubbing their naked bodies onto each other.
SHION FUCKSMARINE FUCKS
>>25624971i feel like we had a fire every week or so here for the past few months
>>25624978you're favorite and you're least favorite
so whats this i hear about okayu being fat. please tell me its not true!! fuck all those supas wasted
>>25624993Absolutely based
>>25625002False. You are quite cute anon.
>>25624682Marine and Shion overslept by 4 hours for a collabe they were supposed to do and now people are shit posting that they had sex because lesbians turn.
What position did Marine claim Shion in?Scissor? 69? Amazon with Strap on?
>>25624998I bet they're getting pretty tired by now!
>>25624913lesbians don't exist according to Milo
>>25624830Most of the complains, from both Haaton and Haachama were from before that stream.People only disappointed that she removed members only stream starting from that stream.
>Shion is fine>Marine is quiet, almost like she's "tamed" for onceShion was the top, wasn't she?
>>25624993Too bad because Holostars are unironically straight as arrows
The truth is they got drunk and Shion doesn't want Marine to talk about that because she's underage and could get in trouble
>>25625010But really, I think they both suck
Clown in 20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3bXoL3Hil4
>>25624995It's SEAhours faggot.
God just imagine they make eye contanct and then a sudden silence...
>you will never have an absolutely fucking wasted Marine slobbering on your face and chest
>>25625027Shien... no...
>>25625011Yeah, I've come to terms with the fact that doing a comprehensive end of year collage would actually be a serious undertaking at this point.
>>25625027I know, that's why I don't watch them
>>25625027>Holostars are unironically straight as arrowsIs this the reason for their lack of success?
>>25625026Marine topped for 15 seconds max before she got winded
>hololive is not an idol compa-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3bXoL3Hil4
I hope this stream ends up being exactly 100 minutes
>>25625016ちゅ~
>4 hours late for mario tennis with no soundfuck these whores I'm watching polka and roberu
>>25624992>nouoogeyy rrrrrat
>>25625021she probably spent most of it licking her and sucking on her tits while playing with herself
>>25625026senchou is an m after all
Will we see a new golden age of MarinexShion TeeTee or will their relationship become strained and distant? Will they eventually be forced to graduate?
>>25625016Don't call anons cute, that's fucking gay.
>>25625021All of them and then some new ones.>>25625028Just subtract a few years from Marine and add then to Shion. Problem solved.
>>25625005>bi at bestWhat is that supposed to mean? She is definitely into women but most likely not into men
>>25625026I mean unless it only lasted 3 minutes I assume Shion would have to take over pretty early.
>>25625030>they both suck69
>Luna has to sit down to do VR because standing up is too muchHow unhealthy is this girl?
Did Fubuki predict their characters?
>>25625045ny
>>25625021Doggy with a feeldoe
>>25625027Astel is a patrician shota toucher
>age gap yuriAbsolutely disgusting.And I think most of /hlg/ agrees.
Why do they just keep yelling Yoshi's name, are they rooting for him? Why are they dinofags?
>no game audioare they that bad at technology or do they just want us to hear their moans and grunts more clearly?
Marine hasn't made a single joke or laughed once so in 25 minutes. They definitely fucked hard.
https://twitter.com/torecano_tower/status/1296639994388344832?s=20Imagine paying up to 300k yen for a card with art that you've already seen a million times
i cant believe were getting a reimagining of last night bros...
>korone and okayu are playing mario tennis>these noises are just marine and shion having fun
Dem erotic sounds.
>>25625061sucking clits like dicks!
MUH DICK
Where is the game audio?
>>25625058>She is definitely into [headcanon]Pathetic.
Great, now they're recreating what it sounded like for us.
>>25625026Of course Shion was the top. Marine is a hard M. Remember, she got off from her viewers watching Coco hit her with a paddle.
>>25625065She’s a 0 years old princess after all.
>>25624938like bags of sand
Yeah I'm getting harder and harder listening to them
>>25625048> would rather watch a dude than cue lesbosgay
time to switch tab, just listen, and imagine
>>25625065Yes
>Everyone in this thread
>>25625034It's primetime burgerhours you retard.
I autistically waited for 4 hours FOR THIS?
>>25625072>age gap yuriAbsolutely based.And I think most of /hlgf/ agrees.
THE TENNIS GRUNTS AND SCREAMS ARE JUST MAKING ME HORNIER
>>25625065why that pic tho
>>25624994Marinefags have always been cucks
>>25625080Fuck you /hlg/, I instinctively thought that account name was a Twap joke.
>they're reenacting the night
>>25625028Japan doesn't care all they have to say is she drank "juice".
>>25625088
>>25625077He says, as Marine laughs
>>25625065She is elderly please understand
>>25625021She made Shion sit on her face
>>25625065Gravity is too strong
these marine and shion sex noises hnnggggg
so this is the sound of Shion losing her purity
>>25625065
>>25624913>two female chuubas literally fuckuh, no. They can help each other masturbate and orgasm but they can't fuck
>>25625074Ark...Aki...Choco...
>>25625108It was one small half laugh, usually by now we've had a ton of unrestricted bursts.
>>25625065I bet she has to sleep on at least 10 mattresses too.The perfect princess.
>>25625096We in horny jail, SO THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?~
>>25625105good to know the conditioning is working
You fags talking about lesbians triggered me. Looks like I have to educate you fucks whih race actually like yuri and why they are cuck.
>>25625106Yeah, I bet she drank juice.Marine's juice.Straight from the source.
ThIs is my first time catching a stream. You guys actually watch this shit?
>>25625102You can say the same for the Rushiafags but there's still a Rushiacuck
>>25625087Have you literally never watched her stream?
The atmosphere between them is so awkward. It's so fucking obvious.
I wish I could paint my house red with yurifaggot blood.
I wonder if shion will start streaming more now that she's been taken care of.
What percent sure are you guys that they fucked or at least got intimate? For me it's 30%
>>25625125Nice
>>25625096im not horny at all, yuri does nothing for me, i just think its cuteim glad if they were able to share some intimacy considering they cant date men
>>25625124
>>25624944>still pushing for his failed memekek
>>25625124american is not a race, retard.
>>25625096GOING TO HORNY JAIL WITH ALOE!!!
>>25625124Ahmed?
>>25625026She literally just woke up, t/u/rd.
>>25625099I agree with this Anon.
>At least 3 or 4 doujins are going to use this morning as a reference point for their story
>>25625097>implying burgers make those sort of grammar mistakesThose grammar mistakes are distinguished ESL markers.
>>25625117Is that what you tell yourself when you blow your friend?
>>2562513480%
>>25625124>my shithole's top viewed is hentaiheh
>>2562513490%
>>2562513499
>>2562513450%Either they fucked or they didn't.
>>25625126Usually the people here in /jp/ actually study Japanese and can understand them
Shion sounds more mature like all of a sudden...
>>25625138Do burgers really?
>>25625131To be fair I would be pretty awkward if I was four hours late to a stream when there's at least twice the chance of waking up on time.
all holos are straight there's no way even one of them is actually into girls
>>25625138
>>25625151Feels good
>>25625134Intimate? 100%fucked? 60%
>>25625138Based North Dakota.
>>25625124how do we know they aren't watching japanese lesbians though?
>>25625112Hime-sama!?
>>25625155Senchou made her a woman...
>>25625126It's normally a lot better than this, usually when people spin up narratives (like the one that shion and marine fucked) during the stream it's because it's boring.
>Fakkureally?
They just cuddled and had girl talkYou guys are delusional
>>25625138>monster girlsHoly fuck why did no one tell me the midwest is based?
>>25625124>top viewed = only viewedI see...
>>25623473
>>25625159Have you an issue?
>>25625134If you have a working brain it's 100% but there are some anonchamas so I'd say around ninety percent.
>>25625163bulgaria is based
>>25625124>JAVI should be surprised considering I actually dislike the sounds
>>2562513470%Marine couldn't resist Shion's tummy... no one can
>>25625112Luna was an alien all along, no wonder she can't handle the earth's atmosphere.
>>25625147>doujin where all the sex scenes have no dialogue except for FBK shitposting about themI can smell the kino from here.
>>25625163What's that? You're into yuri and not cuckoldry? Anonchama...
>Polka and Rubero at the same timefuck bros what do i do>inb4 bothi rather focus on one stream
>>25625171imagine if sadpanda showed stats
>>25625163>Italians are gay
>>25625163wait what's going on with latvia i thought estonia was the femboy nation of the baltics
unironicallyhololive reminds me of this dumb lat night shows where host is like half-naked and talks with way too horny old men trying guess some answer to some shitty game or crossword
>>25625177where's the other one
>>25625126This isn't really about what's going on in the actual stream, it's about the subtext.
>erogaki has now grown into a woman
>>25625177Something feels off about this picture.
>>25625126Well yes, I'd actually like to understand the language someday. A bunch of banal, everyday conversations are actually perfect for that.>>2562513480/20
>>25625124Lesbian porn doesn't really do anything for me, but for some reason I find the prospect of lesbians in hololive super compelling.
>>25625177aloe...
>>25625188no, i'd rather not
>>25625138Monster girl coalition where we at? Pennsylvania checking in.
she never stood a chance
>>25625177PERFECT AND UPDATED
>>25625140Sure it isn't. White anglo are though.
>>25625177>aloe conspicuously absent
>>25625163l-latviabros??
>>25625030>ywn suck on one of Marine's sagging, yet ripe, breast while groping her other one until she cums>ywn tease Shion's nipple, then suckle ln the milk that comes outBoobros...
>>25625177sekkusu...
>sex sex sexIs /hlg/ the Aloe of 4chan
>>25625139thanks for the (You) it tells me my meme is working and actually original! :^)
>>25625192I miss The Man Show like you wouldn't believe.
>>25625177Hold on, something's not quite right...
>>25625177wait a minute
>>25625134>Marine got drunk, started asking to suck Shion's tits near the end of a stream, admitted to sucking her older sister's breasts shortly after, and admitted to falling asleep around 5.They 100% did something intimate, and seeing the atmosphere in the stream and that they haven't even been bothered to turn on the game's volume is definitely affirming that more.
>>25625134They definitely fooled around. It's too awkward for them not to have. Marine will tell us later.
>>25625149>>>/u/don't come back
Aqua is gonna freak
>>25625134>or at least got intimate?They literally slept in the same bed, so that part is 100%
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>Marine letting her gf win
>>25625213>and now, Holos jumping on trampolines!Imagine..
>>25625177Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
How can you call Aloe a slut and then come here and be horny as fuck? If anything she is /ourwhore/
>>25625223NTR arcon the day of her sololive...
The wait was more interesting than the stream itself
>>25625124Ha, Somalia wishes it was Arab.
>>25625221Not an argument, cocksucker.>>>/y/
>>25625177you rike it?
>>25625177Holofive...
>>25625163what the fuck is Moldova? I can barely read it
marine keeps talking about her "technique"
>>25625138Based North Dakota
This old hag is dominating Shion.
They deepened their relationship physically and nobody can convince me otherwise.
>>2562513495%20-30%
>>25625151Vladimirchama?
>>25625128Dude, she has literally had a stream where she had Flare play the role of a sadistic shota and then proceeded to make all manner of splooshing noises. STFU.
>>25625138People are really into monstergirls?
>>25625235power tennis was fucking million times better than 64, i want to see someone do ACEs storymode though
>People who cant read the roomYou do realize Roberu visited them and fucked them both RIGHT?
>>25625177based 5th gen where the 5th member are the viewers
>>25625134I think something happened for sure, it's Senchou for God's sake, but I'm not willing to commit to the idea that they ate each other out under the futon just yet.
Even Shion noticed Marine is letting her win
This shit sucks, I'm gonna go watch the clown
>>25625177Chotto matte a moment...
>>25625187Polkacci, Roberu is doing more streams later and to be hones I want to watch his Majora's mask stream
>ywn suck on shions small titties and cuddle her till morning I wish I was marine
>>25625126I-i-it's just for total immersion language learning anon, I don't actually enjoy this...probably...
>>25625177Thanks I hate it
>>25625254NOT MY SON, SHUT UP
>>25625134marine hasn't made a dirty joke in 10 minutes. they def smashed muffs
>>25625247well, yes, but lets talk about the stream for now, ok?
>>25625252Like half of Hololive aren't human.
>>25625187Pick one and watch the other later or switch in between them because most anons will most likely talk about it when things get exciting
Luna, your wrist...
>>25625252> not being into monster girlsfound the alp
>>25625163>>25625138Kneel to your futa overlords
>ywn suck on marines big titties and cuddle her till morningI wish I was shion
>>25625252dunno, girls with cat or bunny ears count as monster girls?
>>25625252You don't get bored of humans?
>>25625251Flare is a woman
>>25625177put Pikamee in the background and its perfect
>>25625241bakunyuu, apparentlyi've literally never heard of that
>Holos express interest in the opposite sex>"Well these obviously lies">Holos express interest the same sex>"Now see this is the truth"Why does /hlg/ believe every holo is gay?
>>25625252Harpies are top tier
>>25625265why are you immersing with something you dont enjoy anonchama??
>>25625264it hurts
>>25625163WTF MALTA!
IMAGINE GETTING TO SUFFOCATE UNDER MARINE'S FAT FUCKING ASS
>>25625251Yeah she reacted to a WOMAN you retard. That's literally gay and no real boys don't sound like that.Marine does not give a shit about males.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3bXoL3Hil4 Polkahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enKCpYiG-Jk Roberu
>>25625287big tits?
>>25625279Roboco has been collabing a lot lately
>>25625177
>>25625254My son would never do that but if he did it would be based
>>25625281how many holos are futas
>>25625285And a shota is a young male.
>>256252750% monstergirl though>>25625283No, they are kemonomimi
>>25625138Who here lives in aloe supporter state?
I'm tired of getting fitered by /u/ shit. I'm going to consume /u/ shit nonstop until I mindbreak myself into liking itRecommend me some good /u/ animu or mangoes, bros. I'll watch all of it
The possibility of the narrative being real is getting to me
Best holo fall guy clip?
Aki 240K!
>>25625283>monstercat porridge you tell me
>>25625254If Roberu did that, FBK wouldn't be shitposting about them "oversleeping", FBK would instead be seething.
>>25625302Coco's Cocock...
>>25625251Shotas aren't men
>>25625279She said her thumb hurts too, and she's playing with controller...
>>25625289psychological defense mechanismyou cant lose if you were never part of the game to begin with
>>25625289Do your english reps fucking monkey
>>25625163Greece...
>>25625289Because most of them are white anglos with no concept of morality. They support all the color of the rainbow.
>>25625252For me it's lamias
>>25625312True, true...
>>25625300She doesn't want to be overtaken by yet another gen.
>>25625300Roboco is the person who's friends with everyone in Hololive, but best friends with nobody. Except Eugene.
>>25625309https://files.catbox.moe/blncza.webm
>>25625177Polka looks like she has a beard
>>25625303If you a fuck a man dressed as a girl it doesnt make it less gay you brainletFlare putting on a deep voice doesnt make her any less of a woman
>>25625306There aren't any, it's all boring romance dramas for old housewives. Just jack off to /u/ porn until you like it.
>>25625306Revolutionary Girl Utena
>>25625302Coco's cocock....
>>25625302Coco and Flare for sure.
>>25625306you dont need to like yuri to join in on the shitpost bro
>>25625177so this is what perfection feels like... kimochiii
>>25623813Did I miss something? I haven't paid much attention to her, did she do something?
>>25625224Did they really say that? If they slept in the same bed I can't imagine that nothing happened.
>>25625299yeah but like...really big...? idk man maybe there's like three people in modolvia who go on sadpanda
Aqua getting cucked by Okayu and Marine...
>>25624913OH SHIT ITS ALMOST LIKE MEN AND WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT BRO LIKE HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING
>>25625289Marine had never shown any interest in males though.
>>25625306/v/'s favorite: Watamote
>>25625289BECAUSE MAN MAKE MOST OF /HLG/ JEALOUS YOU FUCKING TIMELOOP STARTER!
I really wish I could be reborn into a lesbian woman whenever I see Marine flirting with the other girls
>>25625289We have Coco who definitely slept around with dudesAnd now Aloe. It's just unicorns in denial
>>25625309But at what cost?
>>25625307Turns out everybody wants holos to have sex with other people after all
why is Shion streaming through Senchou's youtube
>>25625308https://streamable.com/57qxr4
this game is such low energy compared to the pokemon collab earlier.
>>25625297DONT MAKE ME FUCKING CHOOSEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS
>>25625324zehi,,,
>>25625309
>>25625302Botan and Korone
>>25625349They got married
Looks like Shion's gonna have to make lunch instead...
>>25625303Flare is still female
>>25625289Clearly both are true and all holos are bi. Thanks anon, case closed!
>>25625351They used up all their energy
>>25625257>Even Shion noticed Marine is letting her winLoser makes breakfast. She's going to pamper Shion after the night they've had.
>>25625187>thinking of abandoning a bro for some hodespicable
POLKA...
>>25625306Otome no Teikoku
>>25625306watamote is really fun and has insane character developmenti actually really liked bloom into you but the tone of it is way different, idk if you'd like
>>25625351Eh you know...
Question, if you are management, would you let Marine and Shion continue collaborating? Would stopping after this raise suspicions?
>>25625306Ganma (manga)
>>25625329>good
>>25625306artist:ayane$
>>25625349>Shion streaming into Senchou
https://twitter.com/robocosan/status/1296656092244480001Luna/RBC postponed
>>25625337>If they slept in the same bed I can't imagine that nothing happened.No? I sleep with my male friends in the same tiny bed all the time and nothing sexual ever happens, we're just friends. Even if we do end up touching each others it's just as a joke, we're not gay.
>Senchou has barely made any ero jokes all streamFuck, I think Shion really did it... I've never seen Senchou's sex drive this placated before
isn't this game literally older than shion
そろそろポルカ…
>>25625344Imagine the gosling... it's better this way
>>25625289Shion, Miko, and flare are the only holos I think are hard gay. Matsuri and marine go both ways.
>>25625177something is missing..... まいいか
>>25625306oh and their story/tamen de gushi is fun
>>25625376Luna fucking died
>>25625324>Achan had zero collabs with Sora this year>Achan had a duel concert with Roboco>Achan played multiple game collabs with Roboco>Roboco NTRed SoraAt least Sora has Kotone, right...?
>>25625362On fucking what? They slept all day
>>25625344You just discovered why a ton of yurifags turn into "lesbian" trannies.
>>25625372I would let them collab only if i get to watch.
>>25625350I love this dude
>>25625350>https://streamable.com/57qxr4I saw this one in stream it was actually so fucking good.
>>25625376Man poor Luna got really fucked up
>>25624938the sex is ok, the comfort afterwards tho, unrivalled
Marine is pretty good at this game. Its almost unfair for Shion
>>25625376i read this as "Luna/RBC spooned" for some reason
>>25625138>Imagine looking for loli or big breast on fukku
>>25625376Ah fuck me in the ass, I was really looking forward to it. Well at least Roboco will still stream Fall Gays.
>>25625376Get well soon Luna!
>>25625296>"Yeah she reacted to a WOMAN you retard">A woman, voicing a male, in a completely fictional environment somehow considered gayFucking wat? lolololololol>no real boys don't sound like that. Marine does not give a shit about males.How wrong you are.
https://streamable.com/6dcq9fPlease listen to Sora's new song!
ポルカおるか?
>>25624913Everyone want to put babies inside their favorite chuubafemale can't do that so they're not considered as rival
>>25625375You were supposed to reply with>yuri
>>25625402The /u/ posting is getting into your head
Zion getting schooled
YURICHADS CAN'T STOP WINNING
>>25625306Fragtime was pretty good and got kinda sad toward the end
>>25625364you're right anon i don't know what i was thinking
Our son is live.
>>25625400Nice LARP faggot
>thread is about everything but Hololive or streams again
This has gone from "Haha whoever loses has to cook breakfast" to "Whoever loses is now the woman in the relationship"
>>25625341Didn't she say she likes BL? I mean you have to at least be slightly interested into the opposite gender to even be aroused by yuri/yaoi shit.
>>25625306Der /u/ntergang
>>25625372Specific collabs are infrequent enough that it doesn't really matter. Marine collabs with virtually everyone, only Gen3 and Korone are regulars for her. It's be more suspicious if she and Shion all of a sudden started collabing more often.
>>25625392Well it's pretty pointless if I still have a dick, if you are a girl you can freely go around perving on other girls, I assume it's not as easy if you are trans
>>25625391You answered your own question.Sleeping all day actually makes you lose energy.
>>25625392Not even remotely true
Polkachama...
>>25625377Patrician tastes. I couldn't get off to /u/ stuff properly until that artist showed me the light.
>>25624976pretty middle of the road stuff, socially it's becoming more and more accepted, like 80%, and in certain areas, gay bars, specially lesbian bars are plentiful, still a lot of trouble trying to get actual legislation
I watch holos too take my mind off being a sexless virgin, not to be reminded of it. This is fucking bullshit I'm so fucking ronery.
>>25625376Lunachi.....Mikochi....Miochi....
>>25625397Is Luna really that out of shape? I can't imagine thin people having little to no stamina.
>>25625376>inb4 Luna finds out she took major spinal damage from the fall and has to get surgery
>>25625374Can't find anything about this oneDid you mean Ranma?
>>25625289/hlg/ is full of people with very very big brains, so big they can see past any petty acts these girls put on, hence why they know both Pekora's financial situation and her relationship with her family down to a T and know she was bullshitting whenever she spoke of it on stream. They know exactly which holos have boyfriends, which are gay (Despite them outright saying they aren't or that they ar ebi), which holos make shit up to attract us dumb brute male viewers and they definitely can tell how well they get along with each other. Therapists with years of practice would be frothing at their mouths if they came here as the average poster here can map out the past and personality of a Holo just by watching a few streams of theirs in a language they cannot understand.
>>25625138That explains the Lamy and Cocock posters.
>>25625414I liked mine better
>>25625372I would insist on it.
Aqua is going to fuck up her concert and start tearing up on stage after seeing Marine and Shion like this...
shutup and watch polka
The thread theme of current /hlg/
>you will never bask in Marine's afterglow
>>25625306Yagate Kimi ni Naru, anime and manga are both good
Look what happened because of what you did, what it led to! There are simps out there! FBK had to stall fifty thousand people and you're laughing. You're laughing. Korone was killed today because of what you did.
>>25625412https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3bXoL3Hil4
BRING IN THE CLOWNhttps://youtu.be/K3bXoL3Hil4
>>25625434Get a gf to watch holos with anon. Make it your goal. Follow your dreams.
>>25625391On fucking each other
Miko, you are a legend. You will be remembered.
>>25625027IF PEOPLE CAN HEADCANON EVERY HOLO AS A LESBIAN I CAN PRETEND SHIEN IS GAY
>>25625325The strongesthttps://files.catbox.moe/vjqrla.mp4
>>25625351Because they just woke up?
>>25625376What if they made Luna into a cyborg
>>25625389It's over for ages... Sora even revealed in an interview that A-chan only helped for 1 MV this year given both are busy with their own ways (A-chan is busy with everyone else, while Sora now has her own team to assist her)
>>25625438https://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=92682
the shitposting clown is at it again
P-Polka??!
>>25625436being think doesnt mean youre in shape anonchama
>>25625437shut the fuck up nigger
polka, the table....
>>25625451>6k viewersriplesbians ruined her day
>>25625417The /u/chamas are getting uppity again.
>>25625453having sex with my gf with marine moaning in the background!
>>25625356oh hell yeah
>>25625436She broke some neck tendons and twisted her wrist by falling off the chair
shut the fuck up the clown is on
>>25625451>pretends to walk into the videowhy is she so damn cute
Why there is no super chat in Polka's stream?
>>25625436Anon, you can be thin and out of shape.
>virtual handshakeHow do I sign up
why are /u/tards so annoying?
>>25625456follow your dreams anon
Living in a society with Poker!
>>25625423>i'm surprised that someone is shitting on plate, when there's no rule that would prevent someone from shitting on a plate
shion x marine s*x
>>25625439Get some help autist
>>25625456this
Shion isn't gay.
>>25625430Then why are there so many tranny yurifags?
well this is pretty boring now that I know nobody died, guess I'll watch polka
>>25625451>7k viewersRECLINING
>>25625464Thanks, added to the list
Polka called my name bros, it's my time.
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>>25625473Based. Let's fucking get it anon.
>>25625470Literally just started, she'll be at 10k before you read this post.
>>25625470>beginning of a stream numbers
>>25625372What suspicions? Cover does not forbid relationships, and this pairing going public wouldn't hurt their bottom line.
so what's the excuse? why were they so goddamn late?
https://files.catbox.moe/t90rhm.webm
>>25625488Touched a nerve, didn't I? Reroll your IQ with a bullet.
>>25625351>just woke up less than an hour ago>asking why they have low energy
does this guy look like miyabi to anyone else or is my dick confused
>>25625472At least I can take solace in the fact Polka is straight as an arrow.
>>25625379This, I almost feel sorry for people who don't have close male friends. Me and my best bro play this game where we suck each others' dicks and call the person who cums first a fag. I usually win because my bro's never been all that great at cocksucking, and when he jizzes in my mouth, I make him finish me off then give him a passionate kiss so he has to swallow both loads. Then I berate him for the next hour or so about what a total fag he is.But this one time, we were 69ing like normal, and I could tell my bro was getting really close to orgasm. I wasn't quite there yet, but I hear him whimper around my cock and it really gets to me. So I decide to take pity on my bro and slow way down, only gently stroking him and planting a tender kiss every now and again. Sure enough, I cum first and then finish him off and swallow. And then he looks over at me and plants a wet one right on my lips. I feel my own salty jizz slide into my mouth and swallow it happily. He breaks the kiss after a good while, looks me right in the eyes, says "...Fag" and punches me on the arm as hard as he can.We cuddle naked for a while after that. I smile as he holds me in his strong arms and tells me what a colossal fucking faggot I am. I "agree" and laugh along with him, sometimes giving him another kiss or two. When it's finally time for me to leave (had to go to my girlfriend's birthday party), my bro gives me the biggest bro hug he's ever given and says "Thanks, bro." I tell him it's no big deal and that it was the least I could do for a bro as awesome as him.I think we've become even better bros since then. I don't let that fucker win our game anymore, though. He's such a fag, goddamn.
>>25625410Literally when has Marine shown interest in males?
>>25625491There aren'tTrannies are all crossdressing yaoifags
>>25625503They slept at 5am.
>>25625502>Rubero's giant micwhat is he up to?
I want to shake Poker's hand so badly...
Roberu is singing weirdass songs get in here bros.
>>25625503unspeakable things
>>25625503They overslept. Maybe a hangover or some drunk yuri antics happened.
>>25625451Holy fuck why is she so loud!?
>>25625508gay
>>25625389https://vtubereview.wordpress.com/2020/05/17/tokino-sora-chats-about-fans-fears-and-her-career-thus-far/"A-chan had also gotten hired and was seeing the whole of Hololive, so lately most of my promotional videos were being made by a team of people, and this was the first time in a while it was her making one for me. It’s a song that made me think, we’ve still got this, let’s get a fresh start together and hit the ground running.">It’s a song that made me think, we’ve still got this, let’s get a fresh start together and hit the ground runningSora... someone from Hololive... please help her...
What is it about /u/ that makes you guys seethe so much?
>>25625508can you not do that, I don't want to look at the holostars in that way except kira, WHERE THE FUUUUCKKKK
>It's just like in mangaW-what did Shion mean by this?
MA MI MU ME MO
>>25625478she's letting her genmates get a headstart
>>25625508Your dick is confused, you have a uranium grade gayness.
>>25625503>get drunk>hot wild sex>fell asleep like that>woke up with their vags essentially glued together>peeling away slowly was painful so they decided to just pull hard>both in pain>had to apply ointment and couldn't walk
> a guy sound on stream
you guys are missing roberu sing the alphabet song
>>25625134They at the very least kissed that a 100%, did they fuck, maybe? 60%
my clapping son
>>25625425BL fans are typically lesbian and find heterosexuality disgusting
>>25625504https://files.catbox.moe/xoz06l.mp4
I wish the holos would play more minecraft...
>>25625508>guy>female uniformAnon what the fuck are you reading?
>>25625410Absolute state of this sperg
>>25625493>9kInclining!
Yesterday /ck/ now /u/ and fetishes. Seriously, why you are people even here if not for the girls.
The actual truth:>they were up all night talking in detail about their weird careers and their future job prospects. Shion being the youngest has a lot of uncertainty and inexperience, comparitively and wanted to talk about it in depth with someone who is more experienced.>And THEN they fucked
>>25625512
>>25625531all three of them?
>>25625138My state finally has something going for it
>>25625526half the population of these threads are from /v/ who think /u/ is just trannies
THIS CLOWNS LAUGH MAKES MY DICK SO HARD HEELP
base sasuke uchicha
>Takeshi>Takehiro
I had to do a double take because I thought the voice on Polka's stream was Roberu, even though I had him muted
>>25625526It ruins the whore narratives
>>25625314They're male. Which = not gay>>25625327see>>25625410>A woman, voicing a male, in a completely fictional environment somehow considered gayJesus christ, you purity fags get your panties in a fucking bunch at the thought of your precious, widdle senchou lusting after a young dick that isn't yours. It's okay, anon, I'm sure one day they will turn down your supa chatto personally asking for them to step on you thus resulting in you projectile ejaculating all over your cat. One day
What the fuck is this clown cunt doing? doesn't she know this is Rubero's time slot?
>>25625526What is it about hetero that makes you guys seethe so much? It's the same thing, some have their own preference.
>>25625542But both Pekora and Watame did yesterday?
>>25625200>I find the prospect of lesbians in hololive super compelling.it's someone you like and are invested with finding happiness and pleasure with someone else you like and are invested in, it's kinda wholesome
>>25625526/pol/ and a few gays jealous about the double standard. i dont like yuri either but this arc has been pretty funny
>>25625379Same. Women are more touchy with each other, and one of them being Marine, I wouldn't be surprised if there was some teasing without there being an actual meaning behind it.
>>25625539>BL fans are typically lesbianuh huh
>>25625517>Acapella RoberuNice
>>25625508miyabi is a surfer he catches waves dude, not dicks
Simply epic
>>25625544>Yesterday /ck/ now /u/ and fetishes>he says this while posting fucking Haachama of all holos
>>25625376Luna...
>>25625526What is it about /hlg/ that have them make narratives about how every holos wants the pussy instead of the dick?
>>25625523Polka always seems to be at 110% energy, to the point that I actually find it tiring to keep up with her. Still worth it for the laughs, but she's crazy intense.
>>25625560She literally has 0 idea the homosexuals exist
https://twitter.com/mizuryu/status/1296637104038920192?s=19Even Mizuryu is having fun with this
>>25625543this guy crossdresses to fuck his best friend into turning gay
>>25625428This.
>>25625557>having Roberu mutedWhat did this man mean by this?
>>25625488It's true that netizens are often better than actual professionals though. I'm sure there are many police agencies who would love to have the talent of doxxers who find people/locations from the most benign clues. The CIA also recruits hackers.
>>25625576She knows Roberu
>>25625560someone inform this bitch
>>25625547Now that is a very believable source.
>>25625428That's why they chop it off.
Londonkun...
>>25625563If I had my way they would all play Minecraft all the time.
>>25625547>headcanon written by a man
>>25625526it's gross
LONDONONDON
>>25625539You keep posting this.
Lesbians are haram
>>25625580My Japanese isn't even good enough to follow one stream, anon, two would end me.
>>25625525I actually feel bad for sora. I don't understand why cover would ever hire her.0 personality 0 talent. Just let her go...
>>25625557>Roberu muted.You're missing out bro.
>>25625576She was friends with Rubero you ignorant cunt
>>25625562They are broken and unreasonable in the brokenness. Rational thought eludes them.
>>25625138>futanari and monster girls are exclusiveexcuse me?
>>25625425A majority of fujos are either lesbians or bi
>>25625560Polka streams whenever the fuck she wants, because she's Polka.
>>25625547Hm, I know what I am using Saturday!
how was botan's warzone yesterday?
why wouldn't you be a lesbian in 2020
>>25625577I thought this was just a thread meme, but the Japanese think so too?
>>25625560who?
>>25625595well if there's multiple then it's a harem, yeah
I'm sticking by my theory that Marine invited a fuck buddy of hers to dick Shion and take her virginity. Girls don't get tired bumping vagoos but they do get tired being penetrated by cock all night.
>>25625560Don't be mean to our son's friend.
>10kRECLINING RECLINING
>>25625376minna*cough*MINNANORAAAAAAAAAAA~
>>25625526/pol/ tourists
as a veteran /u/fag I firmly believe that /ss/ is kosher
>>25625596It's an utawaku anonchama.
https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1296660391066349568Roona...
>>25625387based taste, based yurichad
>>25625560They're friends, it's fine
>>25625526This thread is ran by /u/ anglochads, the people who hate it are angry SEAniggers and various other third worlders jacking off to anal or some shit
>>25623473gen 5 gifhttps://twitter.com/yosshyachillesd/status/1296227948752785409
>https://files.catbox.moe/531av5.mp4Would you sing backstreet boys with the rabbit?
>>25625595You have no power here!
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1296659339466297347
not gonna lie I'm getting hard filtered by the clown
>>25625585That seems rather extreme doesn't it. If you already have a dick you might as well do your best to enjoy having it, more pleasure points sounds better for me.
>>25625606breddy good, botan is great
i can't believe there are anons here supporting faggotry
>>25625614>literallty stole 10k from the tired lesbiansHIGH ENERGY CLOWN IS BASED
https://twitter.com/search?q=%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B3%E3%83%9F&f=imageHolocomi goods are arriving
>>25625526/u/fags are often annoying and would rather post everywhere except their board
>>25625606you can tell shes good at mechanical skill but she wasn't very good at CoD. Don't remember if she either never played it or played it maybe a little a long time ago
What rank are you guys in Apex? Season 6 is the first time I've tried ranked and now I'm Silver IV.One day...I will be as good as Astel...
>>25625623I love /u/t.SEA
>>25625607I love my gay daughter!
Was Polka the actual schizo all along
>>25625611>t. 5ch
>>25625640She's played it, but not much and not recently.
>>25625567It's true. BL focuses on romance while IRL homosexual culture focuses on casual hookups.
Is that a MFKING Idolmaster reference?
>>25625608Getting late 4 hours for a morning stream after saying the previous day that you were gonna suck your coworkers titties is gonna raise some flags, I think it's only normal to think about the possibility, dunno why people are sperging out about this.
>>25625608Marine has literally asked to suck her boobs on more than one occasion.
>>25625422>faggotwell that part you got right, nothing like leaning a nice firm chest
NARRATIVE FAGS!?!
>>25625614>shion and marine "overslept" so that their stream would clash with polka'sDamn what did she do to piss them off?
>>25625596hes singing the alphabet song it will help your reps. this stream is your reps.
>>25625608i think you missed this stream anon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCfT_Qh0ORE&t
why the fuck is shion and marine low energy?the clown is better wtf
>>25625623based
Is she playing a fucking voice clip? What is going on in this clown's head that she comes up with shit like this?
They arent playing anymore?
wait what was that voice?
>>25625526It's because /u/ exposes Marine as a liar who just keeps the bi act up to keep the lonely otaku donatingSome of the hetfags here believe Marine's lies and they hate knowing the truth
>>25625560>wanting a holo to change her stream time for a filthy homo in the first placedoesn't matter if they are friends, holos are priority
>>25625642Shut up, don't ruin my narrative
Now that the dust is starting to settle, Gen5 kinda sucks, huh?
>>25625417IT'S OUR TIME
>>25625541Absolute state of /hlg/. Getting butthurt about someone NOT being gay. Keep going, guys, you'll be as retarded as twitter and tumblr in your levels of homoshipping some day.
>>25625641I've been playing since season 6 and I'm silver III. I'm more successful in my apex reps than my japanese reps.
>>25625653big
>>25625612>>25625622doesn't seem like she's being a good friend right now
>>25625640She mentioned that she hadn't really played much of it after it came out last year. She prefers APEX over Warzone and probably won't go back to CoD.
>>25625657They just woke up after an exhausting night, give them a break.
all 5 of my holofaps have been to the thought of being dommed by bossan
>>25625653that's a big mic
>>25625643ew dude shes a lesbian not a faggot
Can you imagine wanting your chuuba to like the same gender instead of different gender?>I want them to be gay because if I can't have them, no one (besides other girls btw because that's somehow hot lol)[also not a cuck okay] canThat's some scorched earth tactic right there.
>>25625641My highest is Gold II, I'm trash.
>>25625597To be fair, that what makes her "unique" these days...She just wants to sing in concerts...
SHAKE MY HAND POLKA!!!
>>25625617/ss/ is jewish?
>>25625660You fags have no idea the shit she'd pull when she was The General. She is one of the most influential shitposting chuubas in the history of this young industry
>>25625636I WANT IThttps://twitter.com/_y_yukimimochi/status/1295554353487441920?s=19
>>25625653The mic is inclining with our son!
>>25625664
>>25625666There's only one way Gen 5 can be saved!
>>25625653He sure likes them big.
>>25625611Probably right desu senpai
>>25625672Roberu is fine with it, he's happy, don't worry
>>25625661They were talking about reading BL
>>25625611>girls don't get tired moving their bodies but they do get tired from lying stillvirginchama?
I can't see my son with this huge ass mic!
Why does marine trigger that one autist so god damn much?
>>25625306sakievery mahjong series is gay
all of gen 5 should just send their superchats to polka so she can compile them and turn them into handshake streams
>>25625651I'm happy to say I have no idea what that means
>>25625653That's not a mic.
>>25625683Jews loves sucking baby dicks anon.
>>25625689gen 5 is already saved by removing her
Holy shit Roberu
gays and trannies are grossfor me it has to be lesbians
>>25625672Next you're going to say Suisei and Kanata aren't good friends because they streamed fall guys solo at the same time
>shake Polka's hand>shocked by hand buzzerHonk honk!
What the fuck is my son singing
>>25625641I gave up on ranked at Gold III because trying to win 3v3 fights while managing two randoms without using voice chat made me want to fucking kill myself. I still do reps in Duos, though
Holy fuck Roberu my fucking sides
Roberu what the fuck are you doing
just tuned in, what the fuck is roberu doing?
>>25625709My fucking sides
>>25625700wrong
The dislike bar wont stop growing.
>>25625707>Redditjak
kek fuck this clown
>>25625679It's fine, they can both get pregnant from powerful European sperm at the same time with donors.
and I thought Bossu had autism...
Why the fuck is Polkahime not monetized yet
>>25625707>Gen5>savedGen5 sucks, with or without her.
>>25625689Is the full version of this still exist?https://files.catbox.moe/ubiymi.mp3
>there are anons right now missing out on Rubero screaming at a giant mic for some unfunny sluts
>>25625699Why do autists like Marine so much?
Roberu is dedicated this stream to all the EOPs who are finally starting their reps.
BASED SHITPOSTING CLOWN
>>25625668Said the tourist who unironically says "wat lolololololol". You don't belong here, cocksmoker.
what the fuck son
>>25625713I want that to happen to me
>>25625456>>25625489Cut it out you weirdos, it's fucking creepy.
>>25625726based FKMTchad
>>25625716>>25625721>>25625722Singing the alphabet.
>>25625722Making songs out of the Japanese syllabary
roberu drank the whole bar and is beyond wasted
PRANK'D
Aloe actually did nothing wrong, and I think this is the first time I've said something like that and seriously meant it.
>>25625593Because it's true? Fujoshi dislike heterosexuals and that's why Marine makes fun of Pekora being yumejoshi in the past
>>25625726Akagi is extremely homoerotic .
Imagine being Polka and having to follow up an epic prank like a 4 hour late stream.
>>25625735Yes
>>25625744he just keeps singing は though?
>>25625027astel is legitimately bisexual
Is Roberu... okay?
>>25625699no idea but he really is an absolute weirdo
>>25625735Stop falseflagging onegai
>>25625712I hate big bob. Cut down on Aqua bob, save 50kg AT LEAST.
>>25625734>https://files.catbox.moe/ubiymi.mp3Is this really her? Her voice sounds really fucking good. I really like the vocalizer shit anyway though, but I would be down if she did a bit of both
>>25625735the weird goblin just scored, let me process it for a bit
>>25625741meant for >>25625714*honk*
is he singing the alphabet?
stream died.now watching roberu trying to beat polka at her job
>>25625641the max rank. dropped the game in season 3, no regrets, fuck that cheater infested garbage
>>25625747Is he actually drunk this early because it sure sounds like it
>horny as fuck teenager>makes the nijikeks seethe>cute voiceWhy haven't you taken the Aloepill yet?This is so fucking good >>25625734
My sides. I have no idea why Roberu is laughing but it's contagious as fuck.
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1296660681219952641?s=19twappi!
>>25625679Have some pity on them. Living with a serious mental illness can difficult, okay?
>>25625748She did something wrong, she didn't delete her digital footprint thoroughly enough, granted that's on her for underestimating autism.
An unfertile sexually frustrated old hag took her younger co workers purity after a night of drinking
Fubuki!
>>25625700>mahjong is gayToi's fake friend...
you better be fucking watching roberu bros
Is Roberu okay what the fuck is going on
>>25625743i wish bossu was my boyfriend just let me have this
Holy fuck he's so wasted
What's up with the dislikes in Marine stream they started growing a lot
Roberu sounds like male version of Subaru
>>25625772She supports bestiality.
>Can understand other Holos pretty easily>Completely fucking lost with RoberuIs this the power of kansai-ben?
>Polka and Rubero both shitposting on stream at the same timedid they plan this?
>>25625731it's a stretch but FBK had a lot of superchats due to shion/marine's mess earlier and they might think Polka will draw less and some sad people might compare her earning power with the other 5th gens without putting that into context
>>25625626Fuck, that's adorable.Watame was similar singing Michael Jackson songs the other day, they just make up gibberish.
>>25625793Tell me about this
>>25625783Not all Haatons have lost hope in her their daughter...
>>25625763>>25625734It's from the 25 min Aloe's unpublished mix from 2017-2019.
>>25625783<span class="sjis"> RESPECT THE CHAMA!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
>>25625551They're not wrong. A man into yuri is either a closeted tranny or cuck.
>>25625748its a classic example of why we can't have good things
>>25625782i would if i wasnt a fucking EOP
>>25625775Towaiting for my Towapstry
Fine, I'll watch the homo because the Marine Shion stream for some reason is more boring than when we were waiting for them.
roberu is an experience
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING
>>25625783ur gay
>>25625739>trying to lecture me on acceptable posting verbiageDid I ask you, faggot?
>>25625793ok, but which are her flaws?
>>25625791trying to distract you from the massive akasupa gains
>>25625577Why does he think Marine is straight? He wrote that in the other drawing
>>25625783I love Haachama!
>>25625794His accents makes everything he said sounds like formal japanese to me.
>>25625803See there ya go again using those buzzwords
>>25625801Do you have a link?
>>25625789Funny enough, you are not the first person to make that connection.
>>25625611Marine isn't a whore
>>25625809He's winning son
>>25625783I will never respect the chama, I only respect the to
>>25625770he realized that senchou gets more than he does this morning
Guys am I an idiot or is Roberu's stream hilarious
>>25625795would love to see Roberu do a drinking stream with Polka like the ones he's done with other holos in the past, I bet she'd be a riot
>>25625803Liking yuri is a normal thing for straight men, unfortunately you don't know because you're a flaming faggot>>25625124
they're repenting
Roberu has the voice of an angel
なにぬねの~~~~
Roberu is too good, we don't deserve him
>>25625816it think he just doesn't know what a bi person is, so he frames it as "someone who is straight but also fucks the other gender when horny"
i can understand at least half of roberus stream! and all of what hes singing! im officially a n1
>>25625803You could be replaced with a bot and no one would notice.
>>25625829You better respect the squirrel
>>25625525>Why did you want to become an idol?>I’ve loved idols ever since I was small. One day, my mom brought me to a concert at Yokohama Arena. That was the first idol concert I’d ever been to. My mom knew I liked idols and singing, so she told me, “I wanna see you sing at Yokohama Arena someday.” It was then I though, “If that’s something my mom wants to see, I wanna make it happen.”Damn. This really screams failed idol dream.
>>25625833No, it's fucking funny
where the fuck is this shitty clown
>>25625833Nah, his laughs is contagious.
>the waiting stream is 4x longer than actual streamohnonono
>>25625726im not sure fkmt has ever drawn a woman anonakagi is for washizu
fuck Rubero never ceases to amazei love this guy so much
>>25625813Go back to whatever /r/faggots reddit sub you came from, underage faggot.
>>25625824https://files.catbox.moe/ns55st.mp4>>25625763Compared to her usual voice. I suspect that 8:50 must be super hard to make for her.
roberu woke up drunk or he's been drinking the entire time?
roberu is summoning something
Roberu would make for an excellent whale
>>25625850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3bXoL3Hil4 ?
>>25625855faggot
>>25625836>implying white anglos who support LGBT++ are straight
I can't believe Marine and Shion ended the stream after just an hour to go right back to fucking
>>25625785You're not a man you smelly fujo.
>almost exactly one hourgod, the fucked for sure
>>25625861He realized he scheduled 6 streams for today.
>>25625785me too anon...me too...
finally
>>25625844Wtf drugs is he on then?
>>25625866>nooo white people are all faggotsOh I was talking to some shit eating third world subhuman all along, makes sense.
Polka has a mature voice
>>25625525Soramama can still do it. I believe.
>>25625757If he's bi how come he doesn't spill his spaghetti when talking to guys?
>there are anons missing out on this one in a life time Rubero stream
Roberu's such a fucking shitposter
>ABCDThis madman about to do it.
>>25625867Did they even talk about the night before?
>>25625663Prove it.
that was disappointing desu
God I fucking hate homostar chills
>>25625875Pornhub doesn't lie anon. Not to mention the worldnews always show that white people are the best supporter of lgbt rights.
/ourson/
>>25625887>>25624618
Robero...
>>25625761i like all bob except big nasty brown pepperoni nip
>>25625883he said hes only 10% attracted to guys or whatever so thats why
Son...
>>25625885I can't believe roberu is such a good streamer, not even 5ch can find anything bad to say about him
>This is Roberu's 4th stream today and he has 8 more after this
>>25625891I want to fuck kira
Towa...