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hololive
have sex every day
peko
I love Haachama
Shion and Marine please stop fucking and start up the stream.
Towa is a whore
HEY MANhttps://files.catbox.moe/yim4nf.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/lz05y7.mp4
New narrative. They are playing but didn't realize they didn't turn the stream on.
MIKO!
5ch said cover is scouting people to replace miko. They put out a calling card for anyone aged 28-39 who sounds like a fucking retard.
What the fuck is wrong with Luna? Is she an artifical human?
>>25620838>https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1296607744997257216rip 3d streams
How are the Homos so much more mentally stable than the girls?
>31kWhen was the last time FBK was over 30k?
INVERTED NIPPLES
>>25621056Fuck you Ayameposter, you cursed Hololive.
んあああああ
can only imagine the kind of sex shion and marine were and are still having
Your yubisHand them over
Ahoy!
TsunowakI!
>>25621057They'd notice the comments.
Why is moona this based
>>25620998yes, how do you think she got so popular despite barely trying anymore and never reading superchats
>>25621059Wish me luck guys!
Day 22 Thread #5Still waiting for Mikochi!
>>25621050SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX
I will make an honest woman out of Aloe
I love Aloe!
>>25621060she's a 0 year old baby and babies have frail body, you do the math
>>25621072ホイホイアホイ ホイホイアホーイホイホイアホイ ホイホイアホーイホイホイアホイ ホイホイアホーイホイホイアホイ ホホイのホイ
>>25621075>ApologiesYikes
Based JOPs
>Ahn~ Boss! That was amazing~ <3>Of course! Now mop the semen in the walk-in and man the register, bitch>Anything for you, Roberu-sama~ <3
>>25621063Uhmm... By being man I guess.
>Lamy is drawing neneshitNo Lamy, the narrative...
Lamy drawing Nen̴͇͊̿é̷̤̈ ̸̨̥͘ä̸͠ͅn̸̩͊͌d̵͚̥͐̀ ̷͔̾Ă̵̞̹l̶̼̈͋ó̸̢̙͝ē̶̮̂!̴͇̻́Lamy drawing Nene!!!
She didn't listen...
https://files.catbox.moe/skwz98.webm
>>25621003>haato one bad day away from a mass shootingW-what makes you say that?
>>25621075jesus
womb...
MARINE IS DEAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-dFIgm-6MwW-Watame has friends!
>>25621075>mercilessly demolished the towafagUnfathomably based
>>25621060Probably has frail body since birth? I dunno. Korone is supposed to be the older one but she has infinite stamina so it can't be just because of age.
>>25621075Why are towafags like this
>>25621075>towacuck saying someone is a bonusHeh.
>>25621075>puts simps in their placeis she actualy for real not joking scientifically retarded?
I want Aloe to drain my soul and my wallet.
Please watch her redemption arc
I RUN THIS THREAD. TAKE THE KNEE OR ELSE
So when is Akai "I'm going to make port arthur look like a fucking joke" "Haachama"Haato going to make her move?
What are the chances of Haachama going ballistic and nuking her entire channel or actually banning it by forcing youtube violations/copyright strikes? I don't think she'd go as far as to sabotage other girls if she just wants out but who the fuck knows.
I have been lonely ever since Mikochi left!
>>25621001I wouldn't have called her schizo but recently shes gone back to saying one thing and then doing the opposite a few days later.She's always done that though she got told off for it during the anit marshmallow festival.Recent gems have been saying she wanted to do the morning meeting no matter what even on weekends and rest days and then cancelling them completely a few days later and announcing the replacement will not occur on weekends.Also saying she's concerned that her image is bad lately and wanting to restore it slightly and focus more on idol stuff and then doing a members only porn stream.She has no idea what she's doing.
A Matsuri gachikoi just gave FBK 7348 ARS, is Matsuri done? Did her menhera antics go too far when she broke up with Luna by breaking her neck?
>>25621090is this their take on reddit memes?
>>25621063well holostars have a few charactersa few spaghetti spillersan unfaithful manetc
Hello everyone, what did I miss in the last 10 hours? It seems people died.
Will Nobuhime lewd Polka too?
Submit to Mel !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOWzVFUtzbk Roberu
>>25621092Can't stop winning
>>25621100>hovers that far behind model
>>25621113I'll probably have to, since the rest of 5th gen is turning out to be shit and squandering their headstart.
>>25621075Fuck man I'm supposed to hate Moona
Hololive has so much misfortune it's getting ridiculous
>>25621102It's the natural state of the Australian.The whole country is like that
Turning nene into my personal onahole!
>>25621105I love that green bear girl so much, she is very nice to Watame and warms my heart
>>25621096where are the cum stains from all the sex she has endured from the staff at Clover
>>25621099ASSEMBLE
Does anyone have the bilibili SC numbers? I know the Youtube one was posted previously, but I'm curious because apparently FBK and Suisei were in the top 5 for earnings
Min*gets pregnant* MINNAAAAA
>>25621064Her new live2D reveal, I think?
>>25621018Choco sleep for like 6 hours in the Kanata Collab and recently she had 2 days sleeping.
Fubuki, I kneel
I also love kanatan!
>>25621100God I want to bury my face in Marine's fat ass.
>>25621117Hey man!
>>25621129she's likely waiting for her 3d model, she'll kick it up big time then
Post yfw Lamy skips drawing Aloe again
>>25621129for sure. she already said in her first stream he likes to be bullied and abused. she's just waiting for a good opportunity. she doesn't want to go to fast and scare people away
I love Suisei!
You fags tried to shitpost on my wife Lamy. But she got millions of SC as soon as she showed up.Face it, people don't care about reading SC. She won. She is drawing Nene and Aloe now, stay mad. All your narratives have failed.
I love Towa.
>>25621130I want to submit to Aki
>>25621105>collabing with a random with 70k subscribersNo, she hasn't.
>>25621128Luna's in a wheelchairHaato's in a mental asylum
ichi shion yo...
>>25621052>no exclamation pointEven Haachama poster is starting to give up on her...really is embarrassed to be a Haaton...
ハヤクハヤクハヤク
>>25621133the ASS of hololive
>"Only 6 more minutes to the end of the stream" That bitch lamy ain't even hiding she's just padding the stream for her lack of content
okite...
>>25621102>>25620592>>25620620Read the goddamn thread will you?
>>25621099
>>25621055I heard a rumor that she's not gonna return, in fact she might be staring down the grim reaper and losing, is this correct?
I wonder if Haato will upload all of her coworker's personal information for the world to see when she inevitably snaps
>>25621123Why are people saying she got pissed this morning? Didn't sound like it to me.
YAGOO is gonna break an ashtray on top of marine's head
>>25621075Towafag BTFO!
>>25621116Hopefully Watame would step up for retard wrangling before that happened.
Lamy my wife.
>>25621138I like how every Animare is having a holo for teetee of the highest caliberAnd I think it's better to keep Watame away from Haato
>>25621157Submit to Mel !!!
Marine is actually a serial killer and her entire Hololive career was just so she could isolate Shion and have her way with her.
>>25621170>>25621172Ojisan mind.
https://files.catbox.moe/82fr1t.mp4
>>25621173Backa to tha fucha! Okey!
>>25621129>barely crosses the lineMaybe once Choco can show her true powerlevel with Mel again
>>25621170>>25621172oji-mind...
>>25621155>/hlg/ narratives being true, everI honestly couldn't think of any.
>>25621175because she's a mean little bitch who's going to get fired hahahahahaha. I'm a nousagi by the way.
>>25621152>AloeWho
>>25621075Damn Moona, that shit was a legit burn
That's a really cute Nene actually
How do you oversleep this fucking hard?Did neither of them set an alarm?
>Aloe shaking off the heat after Sio takes the knee>Kanata successfully escaped from her hell home and has someone to protect her now>Mio maintaining her optimism and meeting up with Holo-friends offlineBut the monkey paw is far from satisfied. >Marine and Shion missing>Luna's body is in shambles, wrist is fucked, neck is damaged>Haata about to materialize her second tulpa into the material plane as her mental state continues to degrade
If Lamy doesn't read my supacha does it mean she is one of those evil "no wife just friends" people?
>>25621175The JP Haaton discord all thought she sounded pissed so it's not just my JSL ass misunderstanding.
>>25621160This is why I hate pekocucks.
Senchou and Shion, drenched in sweat, discarded pillows and ruined sheets scattered around the crumpled futons. Their naked bodies intertwined so closely you can barely tell which is which.
>>25621129So 5th gen is the slut gen? Even Nene for her easily manipulated mindbreak potential?
>>25621199It really is
>>25621161Did the funny water in Australia finally break her mind?
>>25621061did they really not have adult supervision for the baby?
>>25621105>Watame housing a non-Hololive leechSo desperate for attention, that's a new low.Does that mean that Fall Guys collabs are on the menu for Hololive? Please let it be so
>>25621184a new Mel picture...
>>25621200It's called getting shitfaced
>>25621192
>>25621129she pretty much already did
>>25621075Holy based.
>>25620867>If news gets out [that Shion, who is underage, and Marine got drunk], that's a scandal. If anything sexual happens, that's probably a scandal too. Marine is much older, she shouldn't be pressuring kids to do weird shit like that.>>25620884>I mean I get while Shion's character is child-like in appearance, Shion's roommate isn't a child>>25620910>They are both adults>Stop being a puritan you weirdoYou know she's still a teenager, right?Why does this always happen?>anon1 asserts that this is obviously bad, society will look down on this>anon2 responds like that comment was a reflection of his own, apparently extremely puritan personal valuesdid you sleep through the whole Aloe businessdid you forget that social media existsdid you not notice how Cover overreacts to every little thing that reflects badly on them, and this is brought about in part by the reaction of the audience and 5ch shit stirrers
>Lamy didnt draw AloeWill she do it tomorrow or will she just not acknowledge it?
>>25621189Gen 5 just debuted and they already have Gen6 in preparation? That redhead girl is kinda cute. I hope she will get her debut soon.
>>25621115She turns on her webcam and shows full frontal nudity, writing "Fuck Hololive" on her tits. And it goes down from there.
>>25621197https://youtu.be/3rJmoNlBjEE
>>25621128Fubuki is exploiting Marine's & Shion's missing person's caseLuna is in a full body castHaato is on the verge of a breakdown
きtら。。。
>>25621105didn't the bear collab a few weeks ago in some Apex thing?
>>25621206>So 5th gen is the slut gen?If it is, then 5th gen is my favourite gen.
so are we just gonna ignore the fact that marine is having sleepovers with people nearly half her age
Okay seriously how the actual fuck do we stop Ayame jinx poster? I'm starting to think he's actually Satan.
Morning roberu about to start!
>Skipped Aloe again.God I'm becoming a Lamy anti
>finally a fall guys collab>watame>it's withhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-dFIgm-6Mw
A full Shion!!!
>>25621203I mean she even said she's "seriously reflecting on her actions" and it didn't sound at all like sarcasm to me.
>>25621075Towaflip BTFO!
>>25621217Why is every holo an unironic whore?
Do you unironically think Marine and Shion are having gay sexYou know they just do that shit for show right
2 HOURS2 HOURS LATEAHOY AHOY AHOY AHOY
>>25621215Whenever I get shitfaced I end up only sleeping a few hours.
KITAAA
>>25621105Does the bear know she signed up for a "Last Game" endurance stream?
ONE SHION LETS GO
>>25621133She's proud of it, I forget the video but she was talking about how big her ass is compared to other Japanese
>>25621231I too would have a sleepover with Shion if I had the chancet. ojiisan
>>25621152post yfw Lamy and the rest of Gen5 realize they're already reclining
>>25621233We need to kill him. It's the only way.
一シオンおめでとう!!!
Senchou has been on the run since yesterday
>heeery burger man, having a good day? I’m sure you’re being very productive and not doing things like posting about girls on a Vietnamese basket-weaving board, right? Only a fucking loser would do something like that!
>>25621231Shion is 8 and a half years old?
>It's 2am in Brit land... Senchou, Shion gomen.
>>25621217>Indeed I see no genetalea near get cute tired faceLooks fine to me anon
I love how diligent Lamy is, starts on time and ends on time. Thats our seiso queen.
>>25621242Yeah, it's not gay if we only do it ironically, haha.
what the fuck is fubuki doing
>fubuki siphoning all the marineshion supas with this streamHoly fuck this fox is ruthless
>>25621061Oof
>>25621200They often stay up late talking over discord or LINE, I imagine they stayed up very late this time too. And they're both known for oversleeping, they actually met one and a half hour later than planned for the sleepover yesterday.
>>25621257Do you have a rape wish girl?
>>25621123>Also saying she's concerned that her image is bad lately and wanting to restore it slightly and focus more on idol stuff and then doing a members only porn stream.Holy fuck, I completely forgot that she said this. barely a week passed between saying that and the ban rta stream>>25621163I'm surprised someone noticed
>I think you guys should go easier on Marine. After all, older more experienced people teaching younger ones about sexual experiences is a long running tradition in the gay community. Let's not pretend Shion is innocent either. Lay off antis. $103.50
2 FUCKING HOURS
>>25621260I just hope she stays seiso
>>25621238She had her strongest shitposting tone on every time she said that til the very last one.The meaning of her tone the last time I guess is up for debate but Haachama has the world's poorest track record on reflecting on her actions.
>>25621116>"Coco.. one small thing. Could you introduce me as Joker?"
>>25621201>her hell homeNarrative please?Or do you mean just her room being extremely hot?
>>25621182Honestly Watame and Kanata might be her biggest hopes in Hololive right now. Even though Chamatan is on a bit of a hiatus now she talks with Kanata a lot and reuniting with Watame must have meant something for her too. Hope this can last long enough.
>>25621156
FBK is so based....Redditchads... I kneel
>>25621220>society will look down on thisNo they won't. Nobody gives a shit when it's two girls.
>>25621262Shitposting to 35k and raking in the superchats.
>>25621242Senchou ironically sucking Shion's breasts!
LYING FOX SAID SHE WAS GOING TO PLAY THE WHOLE SONG NEXT TIMEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25621257>Talking shit when you can't even show up to work on time
>>25621258I feel you.......
So which Vtuber will survive the imminent collapse of Hololive?
>>25621205I hope this really happened and is the only reasonable and coherent explanation.
>>25621241>Uses 3D model to make bank from simps>whoreAnyon could do this, she's just smart enought to be the one to do itWould you call a man a whore if he was the one behind this chara?
>>25621263the marineshion stream is still getting superchats
Fuck Shion and Marine. I’m watching Roberu
>>25621288Ayame
Akai "Subscribe to Haachama" Haato
>>25621288Crashing this idol agency
>>25621257I'm eating a reese's again you oversleeping クソガキ
>>25621257RAPE
>>25621147Oshio never finished those other variants...
>>25621241they are women
>>25621061Narrativefags? You told me Luna hated her gen https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1296610057421873152
>>25621288AkkukinTV of course
I love mogumogu time
>>25621222This. I can't wait on the next episode of this endless drama.
>>25621242Uh-huh. And I'm sure you think they're all perfectly sane actors too, rather than a bunch of borderline crazy but brilliant oddballs.
>>25621279Sio...
>>25621262Salvaging this awkward moment and turning it around. Truly the face of Hololive.
>>25621255It's real...
>>25621288Probably the ones that's currently flourishing and/or have been going from one company after another.
>>25621233This is the absolute highest point for Hololive.There's nowhere to go but down from here.Only misery and bitterness awaits us now.
>>25621242YesIt's still possible tho, it all starts with a few sex ed classes from the hag
>>25621279Sio did nothing wrong.
>>25621242Just like Noel/Flare is just for show.And Matsuri/Luna is just for show.Korone/Okayu? Just for show.No, the reality is that many of these girls are sexually repressed and have lived a life with no real proper social interaction outside of their gender, and have all gravitated towards someone in Hololive that they can connect to on a deep emotional level.Marine and Shion are unironically gay as fuck for each other and it's not even remotely close to being a joke. The topic of Shion has always made Marine thirsty as fuck and even Coco teases the fuck out of Shion about it, which causes her to sperg the fuck out like a bad teenage romance.Shit's real and cute, yo. Now I'm going to go jack off to it.
>>25621270THE GAY COMMUNITY!?
>>25621129Did you miss the AV interview video anon
>>25621259Well you're right, it's not hard porn, but I'd say these are pretty sexualizing images and would be strange to see this from a holo. But I'd like it.
>>25621061>https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1296610057421873152is this preexisting or from the stream?
>>25621275Bad memories house, since its where she just lost her oldest friend. She just finished moving last night.
>>25621234link?
Okay, man, between Miko's condition, Mio's birthday, and Luna's broken neck it's been a tough last couple of days. But can you feel it? There's a light at the end of the tunnel. We really suffered through the worst of it. Weathered the storm. But it can only go up from here. There will be no more surprises, no more ill happenings or major negative events. It will be smooth sailing from here.At this point, there's no way something worse can possibly happen.
>>25621105i think that bear really loves watame
>>25621105can a little bear keep up with 8 hours of sheep ?
>>25621304>silent mogu moguLamy-san pls, unmute the stream.
>Breakfast at 10 AMGod I wish I was Lamy...
>35k and still rising up
>>25621306some of them are a bit crazy, not marine or shion
>>25621292Son...I'm sorry, the fox is shitposting. I can't look away.
>Roberu reads comment calling him an angel>English comments: Roberu maji tenshi?? RMT
>>25621288the one who started as an indie
>>25621269Going back and reading her last 2 weeks of diaries after this morning is a fucking ride.I don't think Haachama lies (usually) but she changes her mind so drastically and so often it's basically the same thing.It was like this around March-April too but we had way less access to her thoughts back then.I think being stuck at home is actually the worst thing ever for Haachama.
I got a new webm for you to check outit's a hot onehttps://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
>>25621318raping kids is tradition
>>25621323https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOWzVFUtzbk
>>25621255googlechama...
>>25621270narukami is such a cuck, this little bitch is scared of cover>>25621048marine and shion are being fucked by faceless fat old men, that's why they are late by two hours
>>25621324Shion is fucking dead isn't she?
>>25621311>>25621324who do I trust?
>>25621275Her 1x1 booth was still situated in a small apartment with lots of 100 yen junk and shitty memories of loneliness and betrayal.
Let it be known that this was Shion's last tweet before being raped to death. Rest in piece.
>>25621324>>25621311The duality of Sa- I mean Ayamefag.FUCK
>>25620912PekoraProg-rock
I seriously hope that by the time I wake up tomorrow, I won't see in the news that Shion and Marine are found dead and raped in some rain drain or something.But, given the recent Hololive unlucky streak, I can't rule out the possibility.おやすみ
We all know the real reason why Shion's two hours late, right?
>>25621316>the reality is that many of these girls are sexually repressed and have lived a life with no real proper social interaction outside of their gender, and have all gravitated towards someone in Hololive that they can connect to on a deep emotional level.Do idolfags really?
>>25621336SHION NO
>>25621324fuck off
>>25621270>I can see him say thisOtakus are trully the worst in society
>>25621201Can't blame Sio for peacing out when someone found out where she lives. Japs can be really fucking crazy. Same goes for schizos calling up the landline phone at Aloe's home.
>>25621048Where in the fuck do you people find all those leaks and stuff?
>>25621324>At this point, there's no way something worse can possibly happen.FRUCKING DAMMIT
Is Haachama having a nervous breakdown?
>>25621301Gen-4 narrativers are on suicide watch after Watame going out of her way to look out for Kanata and Luna
>>25621075We found her... the anti-kenzoku weapon...
>>25621324Shut your whore mouth
FBK's ability to make something from nothing is seriously impressive
>>25621288Azki
>>25621273It sounded to me like she was trying to lighten up the mood since it would be a really heavy topic for a morning stream but then again I'm a JSL myself so I don't claim to be an expert in tones. Part of me feels like things escalated way too quickly. Snitching on management is really the nuclear option here. Wouldn't she have picked up on the poor reception (and how potentially rule breaking the stream was) from the #はあちゃまなう tweets? She's already feeling persecuted by antis and abandoned by her old fans. Last thing she needs is to feel like her current Haatons betrayed her and this is right after she opened up with some of her more personal feelings on the community page. Good fucking luck seeing any of that shit again because she's going to feel like she can't trust anyone anymore.
Roberu's comparing overseas and jp comments towards him. One side they call him cute and sexy, the other tell him to shut up.
>>25621281With a decade age gap between them and one drinking while underage? Stop being obtuse, anon.
>>25621324Wrong filename. Thanks for saving Hololive.
>>25621100>https://files.catbox.moe/skwz98.webmIsn't that cat a free agent? I'd be happy if she got absorbed into hololive
>>25621241She's a shitposter, that shit is funny since she's obviously aware of how absurd it is to have a vtuber give softcore porn out plus she made money off it. Besides, even if she's a whore I could care less nobu is entertaining
>>25621340I'm not faceless
Nene and Towa are having a friendship picnic! No hard feelings, only snacks and drinks!
>>25621115>>25621116Is something happening with haato?
Any doxxing on gen 5 yet?
https://files.catbox.moe/iyxop1.mp4
>>25621075Disgusting SEA monkeys please die
>>25621236>it's only because it's not Hololive, Hololive Fall Guys collabs are still bannedWhy
>>25621295Haachama!?
>>25621358No leaks hereThis is a friendly thread
>>25621319...actually yes, I missed it, thank you anon
>>25621375How do you know, have you seen your face?
Ok you fucks, this is the last take, choose wisely /hlg/...
I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH
>>25621373>I could care lessoh lord...
>>25621376and then when Nene turns her back, Towa socks her and knocks her out.
>>25621290yes?
>>25621220Stop being so autistic you weirdo
>>25621341Marine didn't realize she couldn't keep up with her sake consumption...
>>25621376yess YES YESSSSSS
Is FBK being a cute bitch right now?
>>25621320>make the milk whiter and it's alrightClover know how to use their talents, it's just Youtube that handycaps themWHERE ARE MY YOUTUBE CONTACTS CLOVERHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25621322Can you fill me in? I saw Kanata's roommate talking about getting interviewed by police, what's that about?
The bully of hololive
ICHI DA
>>25621388Are there any downsides for yellow?
>>25621371Hinata...
>>25621376I can't believe Roberu is going to get his shit fucked up in the crossfire
Number 1 entertainment trend. We did it reddit.
>#1 Trending
>>25621377Her roommate has been posting pictures of guns on Instagram along with messages like "you will all pay"
>>25621401you become a subhuman
New narrative: this is a controlled event created to drum up interest in hololive. They didn't oversleep and they are waiting for fubuki to give them the signal
>>25621290No, men cannot be whores, they can only be based.
>>25621388Only faggots choose left
i realized FBK dedicated herself to Hololive more than any other
#1
>>25621220>>25621369imagine being this much of a chicken little jesus christthis is why we have narrativefags
>>25621369>implying yurifags care about that
>>25621388Neither. I do not care for sex.
>>25621288KsonPro will rise from Hololive's ashes.
>>25621377
>>25621408Narratives are supposed to be fake
>>25621318
>>25621347breed pekor
>>25621075Stop making me love you Moona
>>25621322>>25621343source? Where did you EOPs learn about this?
FBK will reach 1 million at this rate
>>25621376How did Nene get that black eye?
>>25621376Where's Aruran when we need him???
>>25621376"Please pass the egg salad."
>>25621388that's a yellow for me lads
https://twitter.com/_himehajime/status/1296612005638373376
Finally had a holo dream, for some reason I ended up married to Pekora of all holos even though I'm not a nousagi or anything, and even stranger, we met in a cemetery. I'm not sure how to interpret this.
do you think it's scripted?
>>25621369This. I think I can speak behalf of everyone when I say that age-gap yuri is absolutely disgusting.
>>25621402oh no did something happen to her? Or are you just giving me the name like a kind anon.
that was cute as fuck
>>25621288did I miss something or is this just the standard narrativefagging?
Remember when Fubuki made [REDACTED]'s Beyblade ASMR trending?
>>25620912Koronehardcore punk
>>25621376Punch her dumb looking face towa!
>>25621349It was actually Coco and her sleeping pills all along
That's a really quick breakfast...
>>25621431which holo would you want to see pooping out eggs?
I bet they woke up like 10 minutes ago and now are trying to figure out how they'll cover up that they were drinking and fucking the whole night,...
>>25621401YESYOU BECOME A GIRL YOU ARE RAVAGED BY MULTIPLE MEN LIKE A FUCKING ANIMAL YOU HAVE TO GIVE BIRTH A CHILD TO A LITERAL WHO GOD FUCK YOU
now that the dust has settled, who is /hlg/'s favorite holo? my vote goes to nene
>>25621433シオンよ?
>>25621451Calm down friend
>>25621431You have to eat all the eggs
>>25621340I hope they recorded it
>>25621435last night I had a dream that I WAS Pekora
>>25621368Very few Haatons are comfortable criticizing her where she can see it (since she always reacts defiantly and they just want to help her not be hated by their oshi) so when she goes this crazy I guess they thought it was their only option.I was kind annoyed looking at the drastic gap in language between what most of them were saying on discord and what they said in their tweets but I understand.As far as the rest I don't really see any answer to this because being surrounded by nothing but yes men isn't going to help Haachama here either and if she sticks to this path she's going to have a second drastic departure of the layer of fans that look at her as an idol (which is what she claims to want)She mentioned the large scale cycling of her fans as a 'sad thing' in one of her recent diaries so I'm sure she doesn't actually want that to happen again.Also at the end of the day that stream was actually just fucking over the line and if it ever gets reviewed the uncensored vagina around 40 minutes in or whatever is probably going to be a community strike.
Senchou...
>>25621439It's just me being disappointed she didn't join the 5th.
At what point are we concerned? 3 hours?
>>25621449Aloe.
>>25621288Sora? She sounds like she can easily move on to a quiet life
>>25621431RAGGLE FRAGGLE
>>25621452Towa...
>>25621400Towa is going to toughen Nene up.
>>25621392I see you will never make more than minimum wage
Can you feel it? There's no light at the end of this tunnel. Our suffering has only begun and the worst is yet to come. Everything will come tumbling down. Every day will bring new horrors, each more terrible than the last. An endless streams of despair. Like a ship tossed about in the seas, we will seek in vain for safe haven, only to find no salvation here.At this point, abandon all hope.
>>25621412Her and Watame! I like it when holos do things for all of hololive!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4O-JlmrdQA
>>25621061Bitch deserved worse after what she did to Matsuri
>>25621388left, I want to marry Ayame...
>>25621324GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, YOU AGAIN? On a serious note I missed you jinxerchama
>>25621369Kid, no one would care not even in the west let alone in fucking japan.
>>25621379>yetkusa
>>25621388This is like the fourth one of these and you still have made yellow unappealing
>>25621452watame
>>25621401>>25621432Based genderbendfags
>>25621388Left and it isn't even close.
>>25621451That was a long-ass setup for this joke
>>25621472I don't let things like that bother me.
>>25621472You're jinxing the jinx.
>>25621399>>25621427It was on her other twitter, but she deleted most of the posts about it and just left the summary and apology for worrying people. You can find some screencaps or copypastes in the archive from a week ago.
>>25621452miko
>>25621277She saved RushiaHopefully she can save Haato
>>25621371>130cm>30kgIMAGINE
>>25621427From her streams and twitter posts? At least pretend you watch Hololive for this thread's sake.
>>25621324Why does ayame drag all the bad luck in the world out?
>>25621452everyone loves fbk
>>25621116Haachama entering into the downfall arc? Oh no
What's the worse that could happen?
>>25621481>havehaven't, fuck
>>25621452Watame
>>25621358No leaks here sir.
>>25621452Watame, close second to Aki tho
Imagine joining Hololive and chatting with Haato and finding out that Haato actually speaks fluent English but just pretends she doesn't
This thread lacks coco posts
>>25621452Towa and her fangs.
>>25621497Meh, I could live without her.
>>25621452Peko peko
>>25621469
>>25621423
>>25621472Based anti-jinx poster. Use any means necessary to destroy the corruption coursing through these threads.
>>25621507In 3D!
>>25621464They'll show up after 2 hours and 30 minutes
>>25621452Mikoti
>>25621472Negative premonitions for the future always elevate my spirits more than positive premonitions. All positivity is negativity + dishonesty.
This never would have happened if they invited Matsuri
>>25621415>implying that's what's being debated here
>>25621388Right because the oshi is not excluded of the green pill second effect.
>>25621452Korosan followed closely by Okayu
Alright i scoured the archives to find a link to haachama's ban RTA, purchased a tier-2 membership and went to look at just how crazy it was and honestly? You guys are no fucking fun. Actually, Cover is no fun and is holding these girls back. The "crazier" images she reacted to were a cropped doujin page of her being fucked and a few titty arts. Seeing a vtuber, especially an established one, reacting to porn of herself is great content - and not only that, it's also content that we can only experience with vtubers, since they have this separation of it not actually being them in the porn. But hololive is an idol agency, can't have that! Instead enjoy your endless boring, absent-minded ark/zatsudan/GoI streams.
FUBUKI IS CANCELEDMarine and Shion will be found dead tomorrow and Fubuki will be flamed for making fun of them without checking on them first
>>25621452Risu!
FBK forced to shill Shion's stuff while she sleeps...Yabai...
>>25621500they're both dead
>>25621388i would probably enjoy both fucking and giving birth if i were to become a girl
I love Suisei
>>25621506How much do you think it would take for a paizuri suck and fuck?
I wonder how Marine will act now that she actually got laid? Will it be like a completely different person?
>>25621519no matsuri would bail and go play APEX instead
>>25621505She's lived in Aus for how long? Going to school in English no less. She has to be better then you see on her streams.
Marine is, in this very moment, ravaging all of Shion's virginal teenage holes. Why didn't you save this witch, /hlg/?
>>25621220>>25621369Actually I think you would have a case if you could prove that Shion engaged in underage drinking in the capacity of her job, but it falls apart if there's any plausible deniability that she didn't drink
>>25621500>They were shot>Marine raped Shion>They overdosed
I fucking love this duck!
>>25621507My friend, have you heard the good word about elf fangs?
>>25621506You'll find plenty on Reddit
>>25621478You're fucking retarded if you think Cover wouldn't care. Especially after the bullshit that's happened in the past.
>>25621524Shut up Risu.
>>25621452I love Towa and Miko!
>>25621478What's with you people, it's like this is your first day looking into any of this.
>>25621401>>25621432>>25621476>>25621483BASED
>>25621452AZKi
>>25621379no
>>25621452Towa or sheep
They're fucking dead guys holy shit what the fuck am I supposed to do.
JESUS CHRIST I JUST NOTICED THE FOX IS AT 37K
Shouldn't Cover send a production assistant or something over to make sure that Shion hasn't choked on Marine's vomit or something?
>>25621522hey nice poem bro can you write it in less than one sentence next time
>>25621452Korone if I have to pick only one.
>>25621537she paralyzed the baby
>>25621412fbk and matsuri have a heart of gold
>>25621048aloebros...
>>25621075Why would you type "i already love cheeseburgers , you're the bonus" instead of the other way around..? How stupid are you?
>>25621388Right cause my oshi would fall in love with me
>>25621550Dead tired from fucking all night!
>>25621529about tree fiddy reddit memes
>>25621534God I wish that was me
>>25621522Narrativebros?
>>25621490>>25621494I don't follow Kanata that much but I do care about her, she is a sweet girl.Now you guys are making me worried for her.
>>25621332Fuck, get the towafags away from him
>>25621534>VirginalAre you sure Shion's the virgin here?
>>25621554What makes you think they know where they live. Does your boss know where you live?
>>25621506
Man, it feels like Cover has been fucking things up lately, all their streamers seem like they've been fucked up all the time.
>>25621524Fuck off Risu.
>>25621464Definitely by noon. Even if they're just hung over, that's a sign that they really overdid it.
>>25621452Pecor
>>25621519>Matsuri, do you want to see your first vagina that isnt yours?Uhhhh...ahhh...I have APEX to play. It's very important!
>>25621452Korone
>>25621561stay away from aloe towafags, jesus christ
>>25621561Gonna donate 200 dollars when she makes her return.
>>25621452Miko, Towa, Watame collab would make for the fastest threads.
>>25621561B)
>>25621522>narrativebros actually scamming retards out of money nowPretty based I must say.
Does Polka have a collection of bells in her at all times?
>>25621522>enjoy your endless boring, absent-minded ark/zatsudan/GoI streams.Ok.
>>25621452Hi there, it's me /hlg/ and my favorites are Miko and Towa.
Shion and Marine will have to do more than simply naked dogeza to FBK after this amazing save.
>>25621522Looking at porn with someone you don't know is not interesting or entertaining for anyone but perverted retards. Plus that shit could actually hurt her channel
>>25621561You can suck the cum out of her cunt when I'm done with her too
I don't find this current haachama arc amusing, if it was just "watch me cook badly and upset co-workers with bad cooking collabs" it'd be ok or even the oddball otaku stuff. But that porn thing was like, jeeze get help
>>25621561lel
>>25621571Yes dude, HR had to send my tax info somewhere.
>>25621500>Marine and Shion graduate for unknown reasons>Haachama goes menhera and we get to see an hero live>Hololive begins to burn for the backlash that it receives, essentially taking all holos with it.
>>25621561She's been towaloe since the day she was announced, this is all according to plan
>>25621500Ojii-sans showed up
>>25621587>in her
>>25621537She is very cute and lovely. I love her Fall Guys streams, she's been amazing with her voice there.
>>25621561Fucking towafags, EVERY TIME.
>>25621534RAPE
>>25621452It's still Roboco, it'll always be Roboco.
Hey, remember when Marine mentioned sometimes being too horny to get out of bed? It just so happens she got herself a new sex toy last night...
>>25621522Yes yes it was very popular among people who don't actually give a shit about Haachama and won't actually be supporting her verbally, financially or buying tickets to her live if she manages to not graduate by then.If Haachama really wants to go that route she's free but I think she's just going to be hurting herself.
>>25621592Entertainment is subjective, i understand we are on 4chan and this is an often forgotten concept but still
>>25621603CLOWNFAG EXPLAIN
What did she mean by this?
>>25621587>in herWell, I wouldn't go that far
>>25621561Cringe
>>25621571For one, yes, but also this is Japan, where work culture dictates that your company is treated like a second family.
W-what if something bad really did happen to Marine and Shion?
>>25621568https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TRHOvN6HXo
>>25621388Left, I'd rather take my chances with random men than fuck certain holos I will not name
>>25621561Pfhahahaha towacucks
>>25621506imagine working as one of Coco's henchmenevery time she moves even a little bit, you get a full on flash of bald pristine pussy
>>25621571Yes, it's normally on your resume anon. All not coming into work is a fairly common reason that police get sent to do welfare checks.After several days of course.
>>25621552It's no.1 trending in Japan right now, are you really surprised?
>Kaze no Sakana 2nd Live
where's all the doomposting?man you faggots have really RECLINED
>>25621452dog
>>25621600>said she wanted to collab with Towa from the startEveryone that deals with the devil is unlucky...
>>25621081>>25621083>>25621085So this is the power of SEX posting, sugoi.
>>25621593I'd be glad to
So we can assume that Shion was thoroughly defiled at this point right?
>>25621537I fucking hate Subaru !!!!
>>25621561I don't even see that faggot on Towa's chat.
>>25621522Real talk, I'm completely serious here - why don't you just be a nijifag?
>>25621048remember that time fubuki got streamsniped in apex and called her streamsnipers loser virgins?
>>25621385Hmp! you guys are no fun
>>25621500overdose
>>25621597Based NarrativeWhat's the fastest most entertaining way for Haachama to hero in AUS?
>>25621568She'll be alright now that she's moved and has Coco nearby to help her. She was always able to keep moving forward on her own, so it'll only get better when there are people at her side.
>>25621048>Luna broke her neck>Haato have a schizophrenic meltdown>Fubuki left high and dry by Shion and MarineIs this the end of Hololive?
>>25621522This, thanks for the whitepill. soap-opera drama fags are the worst.
>>25621561>I have to side with with this literal who that did one hour stream in her entire career and thats itWhy is reddit like this?
>>25621575Cover doesn't give a fuck you dumb ameriposter.Yagoo was shitposting with Polka on stream literally yesterday. Nothing is happening, stop falling for bait.
>>25621612are you really this desperate for attention?
>>25621500Aloe revenge.
>>25621616 what if shion got marine pregnant?
Wait, I just woke up, what's this about Shion and Marine going missing?
>>25621568It's mostly dealt with by this point, here's hoping that the change of scenery and constant attention from Coco can allow her to leave this behind. Her streaming conditions also should be much better now.
>>25621583how many fucking times are you going to say this aloefag?
>>25621522haha fucking simp
>>25621635He's just a redditfag looking for internet points.
>>25621085>my ex boyfriend already took my pussy's virginity...>but he didn't take my armpit pussy's
>>25621452My two favourites, obviously
>>25621625Your mom is a whore, I hope your mom dies. Amen.
>>25621522It was all a ploy to get people to buy a membershipEnjoy it
>>25621649They woke up like 90 mins ago but FBK told them to fuck off.
>>25621656same bro
>>25621537Poor baby princess
>>25621637https://streamable.com/b7tmrp
>>25621613Sure, but she would
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/83789652
Is it happening today, sheepbros?
>>25621645>Cover doesn't give a fuckMeanwhile in reality, Aloe copped a 2 week ban for doing literally nothing wrong.
>>25621649Shion's missing her virginity after a night with Marine
>>25621636I'll watch whatever is entertaining, i'm not bound by loyalty to a company like a fucking idiot
>>25621561>>25621593nah I'll pay for her abortion, you're not dedicated enoughI'm a real fan of aloe and towa
>>25621625Begone, shit stirrer.
>>25621631Sasuga succubuswhore keks
>>25621587Polka having bells with her has had me wondering why Miko doesn't actually strap a bell to her head when she streams.
>>25621646It's a joke anon calm down. Everything is gonna be alright no matter how mjch we shitpost
What the fuck is this feeling of dread I'm getting? It's the same sort of nausea I got when I was at work and I knew my cat passed away before I even got home. Prepare for the worst anons.
>>25621649Too busy having sex
Holy shit, why the fuck is everything still crashing and burning? I haven't laughed this hard in ages. To think everything is going down hill this fucking fast and we barely started.the EOP boom continues to grow but so does the fuck ups.
>>25621640Be within a 1km radius of an abbo.
Aloecucks are gonna be worse than Towacucks, hope you guys are prepared.
>Lamy went back to reading supachas on streamWhy?
i think fbk is getting nervous
>>25621649They were bantering/flirting, did an off-collab, and probably got wasted together.
>>25621461What did the JP Haatons have to say about the two images 40 and 44 minutes in? I still can't believe she put the the first one in.
>>25621537duck yo...
>>25621467>>25621475AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>25621474What did she do to Matsuri?
>>25621649they where suposed to go live but didn't It's been 2 hours nowFubuki is just memeing it in poor taste
>>25621452Still Doog.
>>25621681Who is your favorite holo?
>>25621660Haatons really are the strongest, I kneel...
So they are late by 2 hours now and haven't said anything... Is it time to worry?
>>25621561Why are towafags
>FBK mentions neither of them are online on Discord>Briefly mentions Korone was going to "go wake them up"None of this feels right.
>>25621670ooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>25621670Will she dodge her 400k totsumachi just like Comet?...
Tolkeinsho! Tolkeinsho!>Tolkeinsho! Tolkeinsho!Sauron! Sauron!>Sauron! Sauron!
Why does FBK have 38k views
>>25621674So if you don't have a problem with watching nijifags, then why not stick to them instead of also wanting hololive to change? You enjoy apples and oranges but at the same time you wish oranges turned into apples. It makes no sense, assuming you're not being dishonest.
>>25621522I felt the same, fuck these armchair psychologist faggots here
>>25621537>couldn't even catch Luna
>>25621522Why did you fall for the narrativefagging you absolute retard
>>25621703No? It's 10 in the morning there.
>>25621706>Graduation inbound
>>25621686Probably better than making a dedicated supacha stream.
>>25621686gee it's almost as if she just specifically wasn't planning to read them for her getting over it stream, and not planning to never read them
>>25621696It's not poor taste, it's good natured and gives content to people waiting for them to wake up.
https://files.catbox.moe/dcmkvh.mp4That does look fucking painful
>>25621706They haven't tweeted anything either which would be the obvious first course of action if there were equipment issues.
Would you be able to resist if she came onto you?
Ramy got akasupas for dayyzz
>>25621654>cuck fantasy>can't even think of analAre Aloefags really?
http://poal.me/lyuwyj
>>25621728Yes.
It's 10am, marine usually wakes up at like 7am to go to the studio I doubt she would sleep this late
>>25621671Aloe asked Yagoo to be suspended because she doesn't have the mindset to be a streamer right now with all the phone calls she was receiving.Stop falling for nijisanji narratives.
>>25621201>Luna's body is in shambles, wrist is fuckedWhat did she say happened to her wrist? That could be really bad depending on severity
>>25621669OOOHHHH LOLIIIII
Marine is trying to revive shion after trapping her under a dutch oven.
Fubuki's carrying the weight of Hololive on her shoulders...
>>25621710Its a fun waiting room anon, come join us
>>25621671You want her to be like Sio right now? It's better that she got this intermission as at least the public will be more calm when she returns and not going to the trouble Sio is having right now.
>>25621537*breaks Luna's fucking neck*why did she do it....
Shion and Marine definitely got plastered last night didn't they
>>25621728 N-no
5ch insider here, Marine and Shion are both awake, however they can't start the stream because Marine tripped in her drunken stupor and fell and completely destroyed the N64 with her gigantic ass. So now they can't play the game anymore and they don't know what to do.
>>25621706>Korone was going to "go wake them up
>>25621728hell no
>>25621358from 5chthey do all the detective work and it just gets reposted here
>>25621708if anything she'd hold a pre-400k and 400k stream>there are anons here that didn't know about her 4 birthday streams
>>25621731analsex is gay
>>25621689The only image that got anyone particularly upset for the image itself was the manga page where she was getting fucked and started voicing the lines before reconsidering.The rest was just just stress because she fucked up the censoring and none of her fans want to see her actually get banned or demonetized.Honestly one of the main reasons the stream was boring as fuck is because every Haaton had already seen the images she showed anyway.The people complaining about the stupid stream aren't asexual idolfags they're just concerned fans who know Haachama wants to be an idol and want to see her reach that goal without retiring in some kind of controversy.
>>25621746one "Naaa" too many
>>25621728She's 15 years old.
>>25621728Never. I love her too much to say no.
Marine shoveling Shion's ashes under the floorboards!
>>25621708What? Comet already did hers, it was super wholesome.
>>25621732Vote anon
>>25621729Nice.
What about you, Haachama? What's it going to be? Loyalty to your haatons, or loyalty to me? Your fans, or your only friend? The akasupas or your sanity? Your duty to YAGOO, or your personal feelings? You don't know the truth yet. But sooner or later you'll have to choose.
Guys I don't think it's a narrative anymore Marine and Shion had drunk sloppy sex
>>25621728I'd have her drain me for all I was worth.
if Shion and Marine did a Hana Kimura is FBKs career over too?
>>25621671the "ban" was because she was getting phone calls from the freaks trying to track her house down and has to move now. Coming up with some reason to "punish" her satiates the antis and lets her get her shit together in the meantime
Ok I'm sorry but narratives aside 2 hours 20 minutes is not normal even if you're wasted, which they shouldn't be since they knew they had the stream. Also there's 2 of them, at least one would be awake first and do somehting.
>>25621731The future is pits, old man
>>25621752
When will Fubuki stop laughing so much
Shion ranted about her depression to Marine and it lasted way into the night. Afterwards Senchou offered her sweaty lesbian sex and here we are.
>>25621236Explain this narrative, Luna and RBC are about to fall guys together
>>25621759This, there's no way anyone here would resist.
What really happened is Marine licked Shion's tummy so many times her tongue eventually dried out and now she can't talk normally.
>>25621728I want to see her pent up without an outlet, so yes.
>>25621048>>25621637>>25621666>Luna was fine with it and completely in character, since she was never stream sniped before. But FBK and Matsuri were losing it with built up anger, which lead for FBK to draw first blood and insulted the stream snipers by saying they were "shit human beings", "you should die", "pathetic fucking virgins", "your mother regrets you" and "you're nothing in society". But that's all I can remember from the top of my head, she said much more. It was bad, just plain badholy fucking shit, this is why I will never be a fan of fubuki
>>25621717At the end of the day i like Haato so it wasn't really a bad way to spend a few bucks, and i got to ascertain the truth with my own eyes.
>>25621773keklko
>>25621711You already got BTFO, masochist.
>>25621728Depends where she cums on me. 草
トワが街娼です。
>>25621686Unless otherwise specified, she'll either read the superchats after the stream or in a dedicated thanking stream. The GOI stream had a note that specifically stated she was never going to read them, so she made the thanking image. For this specific asalamy, any superchat donated after 10 AM JST will get the thanking image.
>>25621781FBK sounds based
They're probably actually sleeping
>Shion and Marine double suicideEVERYONE TURN ON NHK!
>>25621739god i wish that was me
>>25621732Well at least horny posters still outnumber doom posters.
>>25621756>>25621772I see the world is doomedGoing full NEET now, you guys don't deserve the taxes I pay
>>25621759
>>25621787ばっさど
>>25621671Meanwhile in actual reality, people are calling her home phone and threatening her. But nah fuck her safety, instead of taking a break to let it die down she should just ignore it and keep streaming to rile them up even more, just so you can feel second-hand smugness. You redditors really do know best after all.
>>25621731she's spreading her armpit pussy what did you expect?
>>25621781basedstreamsnipers are cancerespecially the ones that throw
>>25621706>>25621752Can't they just call their cells?
2 akasupas....fbk....
Luna just took Fall Guys a bit too seriously.
>>25621706>Korone was going to "go wake them up">It's been about 2 hours since Korone tweeted somethingIs Korone dead too?
>>25621671And Japs are angry because they think a 2 week ban isn't going far enough.
>>25621711They're really not that different, it's not really an apples and oranges analogy, more like two different kinds of apple. Both tasty in their own way, both with their flaws. I watch some niji streamers that are good, i watch some hololive streamers that are good. I think that overall, be it niji, hololive or indie, the vtuber world is a bubble right now. There are so many people putting in no effort and just riding the fad. I think it's important to exalt those who are trying to put up a good show, and Haato is one of them.
>>25621638If you're genuinely interested, there are always the archives.
>>25621737Tomorrow they will amputate her left hand. I didn't notice it was that serious during the stream but whatever. I'm sure our princess can handle it.
>>25621737On her other twitter, has severe pain in her right hand. Sounds like she can move it but its causing pain. VR horror is probably going to end up banned at this rate or they'll be responsible and put mats down (>cover >responsible).
>>25621726>HIME SAMAAAAgets me everytime
who's the better elf?
Has Shion ever mentioned her age or being in high school?
>expecting an old fuck like marine being able to wake up at 8am
>>25621808based gentleman Vinci
>>25621810https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1296584192738779136OH GOD OH FUCK NO NO NO NOT LIKE THIS
>ai clone va will be the new hologamer
>>25621787トワ。。。
How are you enjoying Gen 5 so fare /hlg/?
>>25621810It's all a trap to kill as many holos as possible. We're doomed.
Bros I can't wait to become a snowman
Cross this off your list, PolkaFBK beat you to it
>>25621785>literally no argumentStay seething at content you don't like instead of sticking to content you do like I guess?
>>25621819Lamy my wife.
>>25621804Normal human sexual desires1.pussy2.ass...we already know her hymen is broken, doesn't mean her ass is gaping as well
>>25621819Flare is bigger down there.
>>25621781>holy fucking shit, this is why I will never be a fan of fubukithis is exactly why I'm a fan of fubuki. stream snipers are fucking cancer and deserve to be shit on immediately on sight. Fuck them.
>>25621801What a kind thing to say about Shion!
Mizuryu Key is into holos too huh
Guys I'm actually starting to get kind of worried about Shion and Marine can someone explain the narrative as to why they're okay
>>25621090Its so weird how their reproduction of a reddit meme is somehow more soulful.
>Kanatan... what if everything that went wrong in your life, wasn’t an accident? What if it was orchestrated? Like how your childhood friend stole from you? She didn’t do it on her, I paid her to do it! And you having nothing to eat but grass? It was me, I broke into your house and stole all your food! It was me, Kanatan! It was me all along!
>>25621751Stream live from your completely legally downloaded N64 and copy of Mario Tennis for the N64
>>25621819Flare is a dark elf so she wins by default.
>>25621826Enjoying all the sexposting so far, Aloe is the best.
>>25621809
>>25621767Pokemon stadium 2 just has that effect on peopleIt's why they didn't bring it to the US.
>>25621826I like the Elf and the Lion. The rest sucks
Subarubros, tell me the secret to stand her voice
>>25621810>Korone opens the door to check on Marine and Shion>This plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hn3gBV-nYc
>>25621819Lamy MY wife.
>>25621817>shattering your wrist and blowing out your spine by falling out of a chairIs she made of fucking glass?
At point should we actually start to worry?
>>25621830Could she even do it since she is their kohai
>>25621728Like countless other men before me, no. >>25621729
>>25621848Pokemon Stadium 2 in Japan was Pokemon Stadium 1 in the US.
>>25621833>ass >normalcalm down homo
>>25621823NO. NO NO
>>25621848stadium 1 in US is stadium 2 in japan
>>25621839There is no narrative for that, anon.You know what happened.
30 minutes until 3 hours
>>25621793Still concerning that they'd allow themselves to be this late.
>>25621125The quality is too high.
>>25621856Noon.
What’s sex with (You) like
>>25621708>>25621755>pre-400k countdown>400k totsumachi>400k supacha 10Q readingWhat's going to be the 4th stream?
>>25621735>>25621742>>25621770>>25621803>doxxfags will stop doxxing in 2 weeks
>>25621839They drank too much and are too hungover to stream properly
>>25621841>MY MOTIVATIONS ARE BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION
>>25621810Korone accidentaly joined the orgy
>>25621839They are definitely dead.
>>25621833she'd probably ask you to just ram it in without lube
>>25621819
>>25621823It's over. She killed them.
>>25621810lesbian threesome
>>25621850every once in a while she goes "haa~~~n" when she clears her throat
>>25621819I love brown anime girls, so a dark elf would obviously be better, but lamy's voice is too soothing
>>25621856In about 4 hours when they schedule streams for "Important Announcement"
>>25621854>can't stand for more than 2 minutes unassistedI don't think she's human atleast.
>>25621762>sang comet as opening>18 people calling her despite her initial concerns>shows that she's still in contact with her indie friends>discusses collab possibilities with other holos including the sheepit was pretty great, the only missing thing is Kanata was asleep during the totsu so she didn't call her
>Inb4 the Shions are in the enclosed pool area.
>>25621824did a clone quit or something? I don't follow her
>>25621815Spoon-feed me Anon!
>>25621809Why is Luna doing an Akari now?
The Holos are disappearing one by one because this is a dream, Anon. A wonderful dream you will finally wake up, as your delusions cannot hold this world together anymore...
>>25621856At the point when people stop asking when we should start to worry
>>25621839They just nut themselves back unconscious 4 minutes ago
>>25621838New to this, huh
>>25621728>implying i would put up even the slightest resistance
>>25621869I can cast fireballs during sex.
>>25621826Why DJ equipment?
Someone sell me a narrative on the Marine-Shion front.
>>25621819Excuse me where are the bulges?
>>25621852>Kanata can actually play Danganronpa to the endwas waitting for this day
>>25621873This is probably true. Adding to this they can't actually tell us the truth because Shion is a minor.
>>25621819the inverted one
>>25621891god i wish
>>25621869Whos the (You) in hololive
ARI FUCKING GATOU GOZAIMASU FAGGOT SAN
>>25621854She's frail, so basically yeah, she's made of glass.
>>25621869come to Brazil and find out
>>25621900They stayed up late having sex and roped Korone in when she came over to check on them
come on FBK, this is in bad taste...
>>25621075of course its a T*wafag
>>25621887ai-pi will leave in september i believe
>>25621819I don't like brown skin so Lamy is much better.
Haato needs to controls her Haatons they're weird because SHE is weird, smell shit, vomiting and feet? she's reaping what she sowed. None of the other girls have reached out to her to do simple collabs, well maybe Watame ironically. I told you guys that forcing "Iodl" image on them all wasn't smart. The younger girls like Shion and Haato need to be reigned in because they are time bombs (Aloe) they need good management and positive roll model members like Sora or Polka, We already know irl Haato has big tits too because Matsuri confirmed, yeah it's sad she probably has to deal with the weight(heh) that comes with those, left unchecked or left in a bad spot she'll have a past similar to Noel's.She is stuck in fucking Australia and has no close by friends or outlets during this quarintine She should watch out for anti they've already destroyed Karou and are working on Aloe and the rest of Holo5, but she's a good girl and anti don't really have a reason to targer her, stalkers on the other hand...If you're a Haaton clean up your act think before you post because you can help her but if not you're part of the problem she wouldn't be wrong in blaming you in that.Akai Haato is still in there and probably wants to come out but current Haatons are feeding Haachama too much and pulling her down into their filth.
>>25621839>stayed up late talking>got drunk>one bed>slept together no homo>woke up but still sleepy >fuck it let's sleep some morethere
>>25621887Yeshttps://twitter.com/KizunaAIinc/status/1295223833213964290
>>25621866hopefully it doesnt end up like that choco/canata collab choco overslept like 10hrs
>>25621496Things were better when Ayame never streamed.
SENCHOU JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Haato is just a worthless little whore, she will be the cumdumpster of an Aussie chad in two months.
>>25621839Marine vored Shion.
I can't believe Subaru would do such a thing
>>25621860Wizards can't be homo faggot
>>25621814You being a coombrain doesn't mean her content is high quality. Not to mention that reacting to pre-made content is one of the lowest no effort things you can do. Also the ones putting on a good show are already rewarded handsomely through donations, though I don't agree with the boring ones getting stable donations from white knights just for existing.
>>25621792>>25621806>>25621834>t. whiteknight simps
>>25621288Maybe Polka. All others were failures before going to Holo, fucking Korone spent 10 years being an obscure NND gaming channel, Pekora was nothing but a run of the mill NND voicefag.
Holy fuck lamy's model and voice are perfect, why does her model seem so much more animated than the rest?
>>25621891I don't want to wake up anon, this is the happiest I've been in a long time...
This is starting to get a little scary.
>>25621872That's not actually too unlikely with how fast shit moves in the vtuber sphere. It wouldn't surprise me at all if some bigger fish comes up before Aloe comes back and everyone forgets about her
>>25621819I only just realised they complement each other, they're fire and ice elves...
Moona's armpits...
>FBK mentions that she knows this time is really important to overseas viewers because it's prime time in North America, so she wants to try her best even if there is a language barrierWhat a good girl. Truly the face of Hololive.
>>25621914Marine's a hard girl to please, but fun to fill
>>25621904Is Shion's roommate actually a minor? The drinking age in Japan is 20, right?
>>25621933stay mad fag
>>25621895i dont follow that guy anywhere i dont like how he draws faces
wait when the fuck did FBK hit 800k?
>>25621758>manga page where she was getting fuckedThat's the one I meant. It went way too far for my tastes
>>25621819LamyYuri killed Flare
>>25621900basically, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze16IiT7RRY
>>25621921I want Haato to smell her feet vomit and shit at the same time!
Friendly reminder that Marine overdid with Shion and her next victim will be Luna and Coco.
>>25621925I hope she left some chemtrails that I can *SNIFF*
>>25621872Doxxfags do it because they think it's fun. If they don't think it's fun then they won't bother.
>>25621923that was a strategy to avoid to collab with canata
>>25621838Aloe doujins down the pipeline?
>>25621781>>25621637wait seriously? that's so fucking based
>>25621939HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT ANON YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT
>>25621929>Matsuri teleports behind her>Sorry Master but I will have to go all out
>>25621891FBK's stream just started buffering and glitching as I scrolled past this...
>>25621871post-400k celebration
>>25621947I remember reading that she is 18.
>>25621933>buzzword buzzwordgo back to wherever you came from
Why is luna being bullied? Marine, Haachama and now Subaru. Leave her alone...
>>25621851shion that womb
>>25621935Seiso queen only deserves the best of the best, including akasupas and top tier Live2D technology.
>>25621852>>25621903Wait, aren't Danganronpa's third chapters always a double murder? So first chapter was Towa's, second was Aloe's and this is Shion's and Marine's. It fits too well. Does that mean that we have 2 more deaths to go?
>>25621932Content doesn't have to be high-quality, it just has to be entertaining. Sure, reacting to pre-made content is kinda lazy, but it's also some of the best streams Haato has ever done. Her viewer zatsudans are amazing. Rather than me being a coombrain, it's more like most of the community is afraid to have them associate themselves with sexuality in any capacity
>>25621963
>>25621918Christ! I don't get it, the irony that if Ai chan was actually going to fully past the mantle on Pi-chan was the one I thought most worthy she sounds basically like Nozomi, I like Love-chan's voice but it's not suited for Ai. Also she's kinda boring by herself, Aichan post clone arc was supposed to be inclining what happened?
>>25621960>Aloe moves>doxxfags take up the challenge to track her down againThere's no end to this, bros...
>"Eh?">"Uh sorry guys but I have to end the stream">stream immediately cutsYour reaction?
>>25621958>FakeNewsMarine will fuck Noel first, she was unsatisfied with shion's lacking chest, she needs the polar oposite now
>>25621979>Towa>AloeWhat about Mio and Miko?
Marine hangs out with younger women so she can feel young again.Marine has hit the wall.
The worst part is that if they actually did some boob-sucking or whatever we'll actually never know. They just wouldn't tell us.
>>25621979Incoming fourth chapter sacrifice and fifth chapter switcheroo
>>25621921Haachama talking about huge tits being a pain in the ass and then telling off dumb virgins in chat who didn't believe her made me laugh a lot.Actually JPs really casually bust out the most incel sounding shit on a regular basis.Haachama's fanbase is entirely her own fault though back when she went through her kimoota phase she lost a bunch of her old fans because she kept on insisting everyone was gross and demanding people write her kusomallows and a bunch of them felt like they no longer qualified to support her and left.
>>25621986if its FBK?I wouldn't give a single fuck
>>25621899She used autotune in her debut stream I think that's what it's about.
Alright, I'll get some sleep first. If anything major happens, please reply to this message.
>>25621986It is now time to panic.
>>25621817>>25621854>>25621911She might have an undiagnosed genetic condition like one of the Ehlers–Danlos syndromes. As a hikiNEET with EDS I feel like I'm made of glass too. Sleeping wrong can make my neck hurt for weeks.
>>25621986
>>25621986more notice than a lot of holos lately
>>25621986They got her too...
>>25621986I would be sad because then Fubuki would stop streaming.
>>25621933Are you implying that streamsnipers dont deserve the rope?
>>25621921Haato isn't worthy to be an idol, she basically an average internet whore at this point who shows nudes about herself on stream for money. She should just embrace her sluttyness and make an onlyfans, comissioning artists for exclusive lewds or something like this and being an actual internet prostitute. She will never be an idol.
Okay I have never EVER subbed to holive Yuri headcanon but what else could cause them to sleep this long besides drunk sex?
35t!
>40k people By the Cheesu Emperor...
MIKO IN FBK CHAT
>Aloe mentions how twitcasters have a lot of baggage and dark past >All this stuff about haato being a stubborn brat ignoring her fans wishes >Is best friends with literal whore hoshikawa I wonder what kind of stuff haato hides from us...
Mikochi!
miko...chi...
MIKO
M-Miko?
Mikochi....
Mikochi.....Lunachi.....
MIKOTI
>>25621979Who's going to be the fucking mad lad who kills herself in the 5th trial?
>>25621986She's prob play it off better than that, push to 3 hours then make up a reason.
>open Lamy>hear the voicearigatou gozaim gonna cum from her voice alone
Mikoti!
>>25621103Thanks for upholding our traditions anon
Mikoti in FBK's chat!
>>25621921I can't believe I spent time reading this ESL garbage. Jesus fucking christ man get an education. p.s. You don't know jack shit about Haato.
Ha ha, it's Miko!
M-Minna- *cough* minnaaaaaaaaaaa
>>25622005Must be one of them.
>>25621627Nose...
>>25621921I guess I'll be more wholesome to her twitter for now.
Mikochi...
Lawsuit arc incoming?
“Last night on Hololive, Cover presented a special tribute show, recognizing the career of Houshou Marine. However, now, some 26 hours later, the facts of this horrific tragedy are now apparent.”“Therefore, other than my comments, there will be no mention of Mrs. Houshou tonight.”
>>25622022Haachama
>>25621991And why do you want to know? You wanna jerk off to it, you degenerate?
>>25621990I'll be hitting her walls if you know what I mean.
>>25622008heroin overdose
>>25621986i think she wouldn't be joking about it in the first place if she didn't already know there was no real problemI mean it has to have crossed her mind by now if she was completely ignorant that something may have happened to them
>>25621888>Spoon-feed me Anon!Literally just search for hololive on /b/ and /trash/ archives
>40k I KNEEL!
>>25622022Polka obviously.
>>25621852>Korone opens the door to check on Marine and Shion>This plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT4FY3NrhGg
>>25622032https://files.catbox.moe/82fr1t.mp4
>>25621985it's actually very simple she just needs to regrow her hymen and take a photo of it on twitter
>>25622022People were just talking about Haachama exploding and dragging Hololive down with her... It all fucking fits now
>>25622008No sleep, murder.
>>25621184Whoa... maybe I need to memba Mel
>>25622010Fuck your stupid stubby little arms you piece of shit.
>>25622010pekO
>40k viewers
>>25622052What's she saying? I don't read moon runes.
>>25621935Why did you mention my wife? She stopped streaming an hour ago.
When will Miko livestream again?
>>25622033Alright you got me dudehave your (you)
>>25622048Powerful
>>25622041The desire to know more is both man's greatest impulse and his greatest vice
>>25622013a porn enthusiast with large breasts is 100% a freak
>>25621810Nah, she was taking those sappuri for this occasion, its time to teache the ojis who is alpha dog
>>25622061>>25622060Pekobros putting that fucker in his place
>>25621981It's almost as if sex gags are toilet humor tier garbage that only coombrains eat up. Same reason female comedians aren't funny for always having their punch line be MUH VAGINA. Also, you need to consider the fact that many haatons would've originally liked her for her non-degenerate content, and therefore would not like her new degenerate content. It would be a different story if she was always like this, obviously, which is why I suggested you just go find streamers who already provide this type of content regularly if you love it so much instead of disagreeing with existing fans.
>>25621781>>25621637Remember when she only said one of those things and the rest was just narrative posting?https://files.catbox.moe/m50qwx.webm
Luna is one of the few holos I watch when Mikoti is gone... is there no end to this hell? Fuck 2020. Worst fucking year ever. Next up is probably WW3 in December.
Can someone please post the watame peko monkeys fighting picture
Can FBK keep talking for four hours?
i'm sure they are fine guys. stop panicking ffs
>>25622067Not anytime soon.
>>25622072That means marine is a freak!I like freaks
why does cover think it's okay to weekend at bernies miko's account? it's really sick if you think about it desu
>>25622045>i think she wouldn't be joking about it in the first place if she didn't already know there was no real problemIf that was the case they would be awake, anon.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/83693538
>>25621921>positive roll model members like PolkaLMAO
>>25621851anyone have a basic translation of this? i'm a dirty eop
MIKO COME BACK FOR FUCK SAKE
>>25622041YESgot a problem with that simp
>>25622082It's her job so probably.
At this point we probably have people from all over the vtuber community watching Fubuki's stream out of a sick sense of curiosity. They want to be there when it goes down. They can smell the desperation. The crowd is growing restless, and Fubuki knows...
>>25622080WW3 will be started by holos, like the one time Pekora almost started WW3.
>>25621838
>>25622013Just scroll over her likes on twitter.
Can the anon that writes the horny greentext get something going about the marine shion thing done?, like the drunk sex narrative
is there a maximum video length for streamable or something? still can't clip the last watame stream
>>25621985She just needs to kneel and stay out of the spotlight for all the doxxfags to move on to Sio who is basically challenging them outright.
>>25622089AAAAAAAA LITTLE GIRLSSSSSS
>>25622063her last will
Anyone here going to re-stream Aqua's sololive?
>moshi moshi?>nobuhime sama?>it's me, Yagoo>I heard about your demonetization, and I want to propose you something>how about working for us? one of the most popular vtuber agencies out there?>just pretend to retire and make a new character under hololive banner, jewtube won't notice and your fans sooner or later will know and come back at you>what do you say?
>>25622096The sharks are circling, waiting for the first drop of blood in the water.
>41kKneel.
>>25622080Welcome to hell, buddy. I've been stuck on this ride for a while as a Miko/Kanata fan. I just wanted to watch cute animated jpgs.
>>25622081>Can someone please post the watame peko monkeys fighting picture
okay anons, now's the time to place your predictions what's really going on with Marine and Shion? give me your best narratives
>>25621986>FBK cuts the stream>suddenly one of Shion's videos gets deleted>think maybe they just fucked up and will bring it back >more get deleted>then they start deleting Marine's videos>the next day both Youtube pages are wiped>the twitter profiles are made private >they begin work on taking down Bilibili pages>any mention of the two are removed from the Hololive website
>>25622082she has sung for 5-6 before so i dont see why not
>>25621851Darn it, I just fapped. Damn you Kei
>>2562210310 mins
>>25622078If it's what she wants to do and you don't really support her then it sounds to me like you're not much of a fan at all at all. You're just imposing your own values on her like the unicorn you are.
>>25621446
>>25622088is fubuki just that much of scumbag then? I don't think so
>>25622086marine is the best freak
>>25621934>Maybe Polka.Nobu was a failure herself so no assuming you retard doomposters are right by your logic she wouldn't be spared either.
>>25622102marine puits her fingers in shions pussy and they moan "aaaa " shion says"aaaa" marine says licking sions breast trying to suck out milkshion cum
>>25621133Because her arms are actually longer than the model, you know.
>go to youtube home page>see the Marine x Shion collab has started>It's Fubuki's stream's thumbnailevery fucking time
>>25622013She has liked 3DPD gravure models on her twitter account more than once, she gives no fucks.
Just woke up from a coma, what is this shion marine thing?
Bro, stop responding to him.
>Marine and Shion died>but at least Mikochi is back!I think it's worth it
>Tyler Corey-san arigatougozaimasuCocobros!?
>>25622116Shion is very hungover or her internet is shit.
>>25622116>rapeif not then>sex
>>25622113
>>25621841>Watame is Kanatan's reverse flash
>>25622116They had drunk sex and now are very conflicted about what it meas for their relationship
FBK is too powerful... I kneel...
>>25622122i mean for the initial url source, not the clip
>>25622116Someone stalked Marine coming to Shion's home and they are currently raping both to death
>>25621452watame..
Minato AkuaSolo live held todayCherry blossomCherry blossom@minatoaqua·2hGood morning everyoneSun with raysSun with raysSun with raysFinally the dayRed exclamation mark symbolRed exclamation mark symbolRed exclamation mark symbolFinally the dayRed exclamation mark symbolRed exclamation mark symbolRed exclamation mark symbolFinally the dayRed exclamation mark symbolRed exclamation mark symbolRed exclamation mark symbolI can't stop pounding (๑° ꒳ °๑)Beating heartl-lewd...
It will be that kind of day, huh.
SO THIS IS THE POWER OF ZATSUDAN
>>25622130let me believe
>>25621810no its just a threesome now
>>25622063>What am I watching?>Suddenly a familiar feeling.. My name is Elite is coming out...
>>25622136They haven't woken up from theirs
>>25622116drunk sex is the strongest theory
>>25622126I want to put this freak on a leash!
>>25622109No.
>>25622128>shion cumno...
>>25621376>That fucking RoberuI'm fucking dying lmao.
>>25622136What a coincidence, they've just entered a coma
Mikochi...............
>>25622136They were supposed to stream nearly 3 hours ago but they didn't and have said nothing. FBK decided to stream a wake up RTA
>Hmmm? They're celebrating taking me down. Let's see how they like it they lost THEIR favorite vtubers!
how the hell is a dumb idiot like me supposed to learn japanese
>>25622082she hosts radio showsof course she can
>>25622102Just use AI Dungeon if you're so desperate
>>25622116they are asleep
>>25621843Dark elves raped by orcs every day though.
>>25622121Kinda ironic to say that when you're making an argument for supporting her for existing instead of supporting her for her content. Unhappy fans are of course free to voice their dissatisfaction and then leave if they're ignored, just like any other consumer of any other product. Rather than me being a unicorn, you're acting like a white knight simp.
Even Fubuki can't carry the stream anymore. Otsu young master.
>>25622116Aloe was pissed off at being suspended so she got some of her "friends" to pay the now vulnerable Shion and Marine a visit.
>>25622116Marine actually tried to fuck Shion, Shion angry left for her apartment and Marine is freaking the fuck out because she thinks her career is over
>>25622078If this is the content she wants to make, who are you to say that she shouldn't? You say you're a fan and i don't doubt you are but you're also a control freak of sorts. This new content of her's works, it's bringing in a new audience. It's getting constant viewers, even if you consider it "coombrain shit" beneath your notice, and she's happy making it. So why get in her way instead of supporting her on these new endeavors? Vtubers are entertainers, and entertainers are artists. Art doesn't stand still, it's always changing in concept. Haato and Haachama aren't two different entities, they're two facets of one lonely girl trying to have fun.
>>25622168Don't post offtopic garbage here, go to /vyt/
>What really happened to Shionhttps://files.catbox.moe/17omxv.mp4
>>25622170You aren't. Just watch the girls be cute and laugh when the japs laugh.
>>25622145marine is desperately trying to convince shion to not call the police
>>25622082FBK is a professional. She could talk for 8 if she really needed to.
Ahahaha magical!A logo!
Are Shion and Marine getting fucked by Oji sans?In Marine's case their around her age lmao
>keeping 40k people entertained while cashing in some superchats for herselfFubuki is a genius
>>25622178you underestimate her power
At this point Haato might as well just defect over to nijisanji with her bestie Hoshikawa. Hoshikawa has done a stream in a literal love hotel where she played with condoms and talks about sex all the time and nobody gives her shit for it.
>>25622116It was nene, I bet, its always nene.
>>25622116sick from drinking too much and extremely hung over, borderline alcohol poisoning
>>25622080What happened to Luna? I can't get anything when I search the archives for it, unless she actually broke her neck.
>>25622116Marine and Shion spent the entire night drinking, and Shion started crying about feeling ignored by the others. Then they have drunken sex where they suck each others’ nipples until the sun rises, and they propose to each other before going to sleep
>>25621851nice nice nice nice nice
>>25622190yeah im the ojisan
>>25622082She has had training from the evening's Robert. She was trained by the best.
>>25622176>>25622121I think both of you are cringe faggots.
>>25622151Cute copy paste
>>25622168Based shitposting elf
>JP chat thankful to overseas fans for treating Roberu wellthrough son unity
FBK I kneel. This stream is fucking legendary
wake up shion yo...
>>25622176see>>25622182
>>25622198She strained her neck and had to get looked at by a doctor.
>>25622116普段の寝坊した
>>25622091the pleasure of being fingered by oba-san
>lamy reading superchatsnarrativefags?
>>25622170If a dumb idiot like me can, you can.
>>25622170You don't need to be smart to learn a language, it's just repetition.
>>25622116They're starting the coup against Cover. Fubuki is stalling for time so they can raid the offices.
IS HOLOLIVE SCRIPTED? HOW CAN THIS KEEP HAPPENING???
>>25622124She started the stream only ten minutes into them being late, anon. People navigate the world by making heuristic assumptions that typically bear out, but don't always necessarily. When they're ten minutes late it's safe to assume they've overslept. When they're nearly three hours late that starts to become less certain. You haven't realised this? You have the cognitive capacity of an eight year old?
>Police presence at an apartment complex in northern TokyoOH GOD NO PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So is Fubuki the face of Hololive?
I can't believe Aloe is getting her revenge for being punished for being horny...
How are they going to be punished for this debacle?
>>25622168Wait... Sio is an Elf?
>>25622109No chinks probably will idk
>>25622225Marine, how could you...
>>25622203I think nobody gives a fuck about your opinion.
>>25622198She fell out of her chair and hurt her ligaments
>>25622225Sorry that was me
>>25622182>>25622176
>>25622175Hot.
I am legitimately anxious at this point.
Ok this is enough. Please wake the fuck up already. I have things to do but I don't want to close the stream yet because I don't want to miss it when they wake up.
>>25622189Is this the new Wake Up Girls?
You know what, japanese KEEMSTAR can be alright sometimes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqYxhpiBb4U
>>25622178maybe Rubero should step in
Bros I don't want to go to sleep like this
>>25621977You mean pats in the womb by fat old men.
>>25622209i really don't get why people are so assmad over the our son thingit crossed from irony to an endearing meme
>>25622126>marine is the best freak*was
>>25622116hungover
>>25622116scripted
>>25622198I'm assuming when she flew out of her fucking chair during VR horror, she hurt herself.
>>25622194link
>>25622160ill leash her alright into mating press mode
they wont wake up at at least 3 hours minimum
>>25622041mankind's quest for knowledge knows no bounds
Imagine how cute first time drunk shion is
>>25622203Don't care, didn't ask plus you're a mutt.
>>25622170You can't learn Japanese. Neither 99% of this thread. Just pretend that you know, like everyone else. I'm watching streams and pretending to understand them, while repeating the same shit what people talk about here.
>>25622230RFA start to finish to build up stamina.
So Fubuki is doing her own aizuchi? It's a button/program she has right? Or is she managing to cut into her own voice that cleanly?
>>25622116Both extremely hungover, Shion is a minor so they're freaking out not knowing how to handle it. Korone, with more life experience, has arrived and is both scolding them and trying to help them through it.
>>25622230I want to titfuck senchou!
We'll get a doujin or two out of this, wont we
>>25622248He is too pussy to be caleed Keemstar.
IF it is scripted, I swear to the god I'll send Cover a very strongly worded letter.
Both died in their sleep from carbon monoxide poisoning
>>25622198She had some issue with her arm already and hurt a ligament in her neck during the VR stream. And she had bronchitis before that. Sickly princess....
>>25622253Doesn't Roberu want to be a shota anyway for his onee-san Kuku? We're just mentally preparing him
>>25622194https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leQeT1CkVOc
You people need help.
>>25622249Tiny shion yo...
>>25622266Probably puking and then passed out. First time drunks are not cute.
I'm gonna sleep wake me up when they come back
Fubuki setting up a stream to leech superchats is pretty smart, business-wise
>>25622266Why is this brat so sexual
>>25622224>You haven't realised this?>You have the cognitive capacity of an eight year old?you seem to>"I mean it has to have crossed her mind by now if she was completely ignorant that something may have happened to them"is this referring to when she started or since then, over the last few hours?
>>25622277imagine the braps
This is going to be on the next Asacoco for sure!Wait, it's weekend so I guess it'll be on Mikos weekend show.
>>25622277STOP IT
>>25622231Does it surprise you at all that a knife-ears would also be a two-faced backstabbing bastard?
>>25622274Yeah.Snuff
>>25622272pretty much
>>25622274God I hope we do. Would make this absolutely worth it.
bros... Lamy is growing into me...
>>25622282Marine and Shion need it more
>>25622281meant for >>25622262
>>25622139She's shitposting about it evenhttps://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1296624098022309891
>>25622116Both found dead in a bathtub full of ice. Autopsy finds that both ladies have some of their organs removed.
>>25622272Hangovers are never that bad. The most obvious part of them is just looking like shit which chuubas don't need to worry about.
>>25622170>>25622268Do your repsAlso I bet at least 10% of people here are fluent in japanese
>>25622230>>25622266RAPE
>>25622277I wish I could die peacefully in my sleep...
>>25622291bro...
>>25622168Sio... Towa, Uruha and I will wait for you...
>>25622297>Lamy is growing into me...uhhhhh
>>25622272Marine was an office worker, she knows how to handle a hangover, Shion is probably feeling like death though.
>>25622194I wish niji had more translated clips so EOP redditors would just fuck off over to them instead of trying to change hololive into becoming nijisanji.
At what point do their managers just turn off the stream and pretend to be them on twitter to keep everyone calm, while they desperately try to get someone from their get to go to their house
What if Marine actually was drugged and killed Shion like that wrestler, Chris Benoit did it with his family years ago?
This is the water, and this is the well.Drink full, and descent.The sheep is the white of the eyes,And dark within.
>>25622290Whose brap's killed who?
>>25622272Most realistic take yet.
>>25622305Don't worry anons... I'll always have a part of Shion and Marine inside of me...
Why does Fubuki have a Haachama avatar at the bottom of her stream?
>>25622308>10%it was already confirmed that only like 5 anons
>>25622288Because you're a pedophile, like Shion?
>>25622297Put a bullet through that head before you fall completely.
>>25622297I can't believe Lamy is turning into a 29 year old south east asian man...
I bet N*jishits are behind all of this. Miko, Mio, Luna, Aloe... everything.
>>25622306My first one was real fucking bad though, and i imagine it could be really bad for a skinny, tiny japanese girl.
>>25622306Yeah but she's a young tiny japanese girl
>>25622318This guy works fast.
>>25622316Supposedly Korone has been dispatched already
>>25621921Have you missed her constant talks with Kanata and fears that she's powaharing her into Chamatan that Kanata constantly dispels by having good time with her whenever she wants to collab doing whatever? Of course it's not enough but that's something she holds on to. Haato still has real friends in Hololive who want her back.
>>25622306>HangoversThey are if it's her first time getting drunk.
>>25622216i'll take your word for it thank you
>>25622272The only unrealistic part is them not having tweeted anything to make people not worry.
>>25622182Not the guy you're arguing with but supporting Haachama doesn't mean unconditionally sucking her dick for everything she does.The fans who have been supporting her all this time through stinky feet, vomit, the first porn stream (which everyone loved) and all her other 'flaws' aren't suddenly sensitive unicorns for tellling her she fucked up this time.For now at least nobody is talking about stopping supporting her either just expressing their opinion as they are absolutely permitted to do.Hell the one time Haachama actually decided to listen was the antimallow festival and she's been going on about how that was her big changing point and she's really improved as a person since then until recently when she stopped saying that because she relapsed on half of her goals.(Late night streams, unscheduled streams, being late, saying one thing then doing another)She's obviously struggling in multiple ways and not everything she does in her current state necessarily represents the path she really wants to take in the end.
>>25622299b-but, where is Korone?
>this has gone on for so long it has a ton of fanart already
IT'S HAPPENING
Marine for sure tried something on Shion, and even if she didn't, i'll never accept it
>>25622291Anon, I hate you so much for reminding me both asacoco snd asamiko are cancelledIt hurts
>>25622281Man, why niji can have fun colabs, but hololives are always sololive...
>>25622344She couldn't make it in time...
>>25622331IT WAS US AUSTIN! IT WAS US *ALL ALONG*
>>25622347You tricked me.
>>25622347Important announcement incoming
>>25622338I don't think she's gonna make it
>>25622288shes actually 1000 years old
>>25622317Who? Name doesn't ring a bell
>>25622170Japanese isn't some kind of equation that you need to solve. As long as you're consistent about improving at it you'll see results.
>>25622318What a god
>>25622347fuck you
>>25622347Link or BS.
Who the fuck can sleep in this much, especially at a sleepover?
>inb4 it was a mistake which should've been 8PM instead of 8AM
>>25622116Hungover.
>45k viewersFBK...have mercy...
While we wait tell me something.What is the name of the japanese language that uses letters like our own?I want to learn japanese words like wakaru, onegai, kawai (or is it kawaii?) along with their meaning. Give tips guys. EOP here.
>>25622356First hololive shotgun wedding?
>>25622347made me look bitch
>>2562227Who died?
>>25621994>Haachama talking about huge titsYour post just made me remember that the twitcast that got re uploaded to bilibili and was talked about after the surprise stream should be the one with her and Hoshikawa and breast size gets mentioned at some point, right?
>>25622357cursed image
>>25622347DON'T LIE TO ME I AM ANXIOUS FUCK YOU ANON AAAAAA
>>25622347Chaotic evil
>>256223081% at best, and another 2% are N3. There are 2% N4-N5 but I wouldn't call them fluent. All the others are EOPs and clueless ESLs. But I'm larping as a JSL every day and making baseless narratives.
>>25622118Really?
>wanna go to sleep>won't be able to without seeing the conclusion to this shitWake up you damn hag
>>25622372You mean romanji?
>>25622378
>>25622248This guy's a pussy sellout who also defended Sio, he doesn't deserve his reputation of being a spicy narrative spinner like you faggots keep raving about.
>>25622372Romanji?
>>25622116They spent the whole night talking and probably drinking and overslept.
>>25622372google it
>>25622366It's only 11AM, some of these girls don't even get up for another couple of hours
>>25622368That would actually be hilarious
>>25622347>マリンは来てないWould someone really do that? Just go into the thread and tell lies?
>>25622343ogey
>>25622347They can still be dead, niceDoomposting Hours here we go
>>25622354AWWWWW SUNVA BITCH
>>25622170
>>25622317[Name redacted]...
>>25622372romaji
>>25622387blessed image
>>25622194that feels like a waste. if she's going to leave hololive, she should just become a regular youtuber. i think she can grow bigger than she is now doing that.
wise foxyou all made fun of her august earnings and look at her now
>>25621958>marine attacks Luna in the hospital>luna has to lay there and take it due to nerve damage
>>25622392Matsuri literally just fell asleep after playing APEX all night
>>25622370at this point FBK should play something
>>25622377Yeah the Hoshikawa collab from late last year is the one.
>>25622253I guess on paper it looks like "say the thing!" scenario, but it takes a whole different turn if you were there to witness the moment when he fully embraced it.
>>25621081now we're talking
>>25622389>>25622386It's romaji (ローマ字), not romanji.
>>25622354Hololive just being another Wrestling front makes day by day more sense.
>>25622275>>25622248Why are you even here?
>>25621946>>25621974>>25622005https://twitter.com/lygert/status/1280688320968658944YEAH BROS WE SHOULD ALL FOLLOW THE RULEZ AND DEFEND OUR VTUBERS LIKE THE GOOD SIMPS WE ARE JUST LIKE LYGER TELLS US TOsimps get the ropeall women are whores
>>25622368That'd be funny as fuck. It wouldn't be surprising because I don't think any of them stream that early in the morning, let alone in a collab.
what's happening to hololive, I thought the japanese value being punctual?
It's extremely weird that both of them didn't wake up
>44kJesus, how high will she go?
FBK should invite Roberu to a call
>>25622198
>>25622386>>25622389Thank you.>>25622391Fuck off faggot. If I don't know the name how am I suppose to google it?Gonna read some dictionaries now.
>>25622412ロ卍
>>25622116Marine got drunk as shit, fell asleep on top of Shion's small body and she has been trapped the whole time.
https://twitter.com/sym4_cc/status/1296330807947063296Lamy Mommy....
>>25622383it got caught in the holocaust but yes she had a pretty long endurance singing streamfubuki has really good stamina, she got to perform multiple times during holofes too
>>25622414Anon I don't have the patience for this bullshit, take your (you) and fuck off
>>25622425google it
Nearly 1.5 Shions now
>>25622414This is your mind if you have micropenis
>>25622368>>25622415The thumbnail clearly has 朝 (morning) written in it though.
>>25621125anything for Coco's attention
>>25622428What does her milk taste like?
I like how the hangover was setup by Shion telling Marine she was cute when drunk and Marine saying she'd suck Shions tits if she was drunk.Fucking lol they probably got wasted.
>>25622372Why waste your time when you can learn Hiragana and Katakana and actually be able to type stupid jap words like 分かる and お願い?
>>25622428Niiisuuuuuu
Well looking at things on the bright side, amusing the sex was consensual, once korone wakes them up all the can play tenis
>>25622414Take your meds
>>25622368At this point, I'd take it.Wasn't Korone dispatched 2 hours ago? You can nearly get from Tokyo to Osaka in that time.
>>25622412Don't you mean Roomaji?
>>25622170you already learned one language while you were an even dumber retard baby. just do that again.
>>25622425dont waste your timeyoure too lazy
>>25622422I can't believe Luna is fuckin' dead AGAIN!
>>25622440it comes out as soft serve ice cream
>>25622440icecream
Anyone else not having fun now? Genuinely worried something happened now
>>25622350because the dragon is muted
>>25622422Do you think Subaru should have ensured Luna's safety before protecting her modesty?
>>25621274
>>25622434Spoonfeed me a bit, why is one shion equal to 2 hours?
Fubuki...! I never thought she'd make it bros. I'm so happy for her.
Not being able to reach two people together for three hours is actually odd
>>25622436Ah you're right, I'm stupid as fuck. Well then, I can't believe that Shion and Marine are fucking dead.
>>25622408Nice
marine is the victim here, you literally can't not rape shion
She should make an appearance
>>25622457I'm having a pretty good time.
>>25622414Please, have sex
>>25622417JointhefutureJP
>>25622442>things actually went south after them getting wasted>both aren't sure what to do right now>Fubuki drawing huge attention to it with her dumb fucking streamWould be a pretty funny situation.
Shion and Marine must have gotten fucking blackout drunk last night or some shit. That or they just decided to scissor and ignore the stream they were supposed to do. Either drunk as shit and in a coma, or they're fucking.
Shion can't drink yet, she's underaged (can't drink until you're 20) and the Japanese take underaged drinking super seriously over there.
>>25622440Like milk just taken out of the fridge, fresh and delicious milk aaaaaaaaaa
>>25622457I know it's gonna be nothing because Ayameposter said so >>25621324
>>25622422>>25622453riphttps://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1296607744997257216?s=20
I need to do my listening reps..
>>25622392I remember when Luna was bragging about waking up early... at 11 am.
>>25622457This stopped being fun at 2 hours.
Korone waking them up is a code word for putting them in the camel clutch.
Man I just want to fap and sleep
>>25621288Coco, Suisei, and Polka
>>25622308I'm not even fluent in English.
I love /hlg/! I love yonkisei! I love sheep the most!I love (you)!Have a great day /hlg/! Good night!
>>25622463Right?
3 HOURS
>>25622457I'm worried too.
>>25622457>fun>hereThis place stopped being fun 2 months ago.
>>25622466She manages to contain herself with Noel, i thought she was better than this
With the numbers Fubuki is getting right now I'm inclined to believe this is all part of a master plan.
3 hours!
3 HOURS3 HOURS LATE
>>25622425>If I don't know the name how am I suppose to google it?like this, idiot
>>25622427Thanks for the mental image, I chuckled a bit
OMEDETOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Marine fucked shion so hard she had a heart attack and is desperately trying to hide the body.
>>25622457I'm going to bed, let's see how bad things are gonna get during my healthy 4 hours of sleep.
>luna, when youre playing the VR game play up your reactions a bit>ok producer-san>ow! I think I actually hurt myselfso dumb
Why does always something big happen when I come to visit these theads once in awhile. I have a feeling I bring bad luck and misfortune just by lurking...
>>25622475doxx could be wrong thonot like that ever stopped people from drinking underage anyways
>>25622457I'm having *honk*
>>25622488Have a good night mate
Wait why does 3 hours stand for 1.5 Shions?
Aqua visited Marine and Shion last night, she stacked up enough chairs to reach Mt Fuji so she could slap their knees because they were hogging the Ojisans who were supposed to help her prepare for the SololiveMarine and Shion are now indisposed but please tune in to the Sololive on Chinktube or Japtube!
3 hours since they're MIA3 hours since Korone is MIAMaybe it's time to dispatch more holos
>>25622475>Shion can't drink yet, she's underagedYou really can't be dumb enough to believe shion doesn't drink right?
I'm legit scared
>>25622475In that case maybe they were arrested and had their phones confiscated
>>25622488Suck my sheepcock falseflagger
>>25622268wakaru
>>25622492I've been having fun, just stoping being so negative and ignore the shitposters. FBK's stream has been a joy.
>3 hoursok now it's time to get worried
Marine got Shion drunk and they had sex and now Shion is feeling betrayed and doesn't want to stream with Marine.
>>25622475MOTHERFUCKER everybody fucking drink before they can stop being dumb
I don't like that lecherous hag corrupting my daughter shion
Hope they died, i want fun stuff
OKITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25622417Imagine waking up with an awful hangover next to your co-worker, only to realize that tens of thousands of people were watching a stream celebrating your record at being catastrophically late. Not much needs to be said explicitly.
Mikochi in chat!
>>25622475>Japanese take underaged drinking super seriously over there.no they don't, teenagers underage drink all the fucking time, in shady enough karaokes they will straight up sell beer to highschoolers
Marine will get fired over this won't she?She is facilitating underage drinking to perform sexual acts on themShe will lose her gachikoi at bare minimum since she basically ame out as a lesbian too
>>25621061hololive more like holodeadrip mio miko luna aloe mel
>>25621324If something happened to Marine or Shion the blood is on your hands asshole
>>25622461Ask Fubuki, she's the one who decided a Shion is a unit of oversleep measurement and decided 1 Shion would equal 2 hours.
>>25622425
>>25622516Me too, anon.
Mikochi spotted in Fubuki's chat!
>>25622514you can't just keep throwing idols into the shion pit
>>25622475>can't drinkThere's nothing preventing her from doing it.
aquas solo live is tonight...
>>25622503who are you responding to
Shion... your stream...
>>25622483MAKE EM HAMBLE!
>>25622510Shion previously held the hololive world record of being 2 hours late to her own stream, so 1 unit of Shion is equivalent to 2 hours.
ayameposter...please stopI dont a happening right now
>>25621075Towafag BTFO as always. KINO
I don't like Roberu.
>>25622488おやすみー
>>25622488Thanks watamate, I love you too
>>25622488I love (you) too. Good night
>>25622501No, the Ojii-sans are fucking Marine, Shion, and Korone. They have high sexual endurance for a bunch of Ojii-sans
Shion got lost in-between Marine's asscheeks and can't get out.
>>25622475>this mong again
>>25622475>and the Japanese take underaged drinking super seriously over there.No, they don't. Look it up.
>Fubuki's reaction as she reads the discord message from Korone saying that both were just fucking wasted and naked passed-out in the middle of the living room and she realizes she has to keep talking for a couple more hours
>>25621344Yourself.
>>25622492It's fun when it's not dead hours.
I LOVE MIKOCHI
Okay what holo should they send next?
>>25622492>2 months ago.It stopped be fun since the threads split, now some one can on up me and say it hasn't been fun since /jp/ was split from /a/
>>25622450Yeah, that's just a problem with a ton of words just not being written with their long vowel sounds commonly. Rōmaji, Tōkyō, arigatō, omedetō, etc.
>>25622417they're all whores who fuck guys behind the scenes and laugh at their virgin otaku fans, get a grip anon, this is realityall the hololives are non virgin whores
>getting worried about people not being awake before midday after drinking
>>25621241>>25621056Rember anon"Call a jack a jack. Call a spade a spade. But always call a whore a lady. Their lives are hard enough, and it never hurts to be polite."
one of them probably got diarrhea or something
>>25622457I'm having fun, just a bit annoyed at the thought that some people here are probably hoping something bad happened.
>>25622514https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRcle-JgnFA&feature=youtu.be&t=61
Aloe2/10
>>25622514If Korone didn't make it out what makes you think the other holos stand a chance?
>>25622530they are both in a better place now anonchama, no need to worry
>>25622525why towafags are like this
Damn Senchou got to eat this?!?!
>>25622561Mio, shes got nothing better to do.
>>25622530No, she'll get put on probation but that will be cancelled after she gets 100K subs for fucking shion.
>>25622572fuck off keemstar
Fuck I wish we could see faces of this 2 dorks when they wake up and realize they're trending all over twitter and also 4 hours late...
https://twitter.com/sakanamai_game/status/1296626590713966592fucking kek
>>25622562it hasn't been fun since /jp/ was split from /a/
>>25622539The light shining in the darkness! Baqua!
>>25622561>which Holo should they sacrifice nextTowa
Watch this have been some weird fucking way of them celebrating fubuki hitting 800k subsAt least I hope
>>25622514Activate it.
No fucking way would it take so long for Korone to reach them. Its fucking impossible.
>>25622568I guess it's the kind of diarrhea that stops everyone in the building from getting a message out
holy shit 10k with supacha on an empty stream. they don't even need to work anymore.
Fuck I really want to sleep but I also want to see the ending to this oversleeping miniseries.
>>25622514>>25622573just send okayu, she will wake them up by causing an earthquake knocking on the door
>>25621505Wait until she starts her Twitch channel
>>25622576Fucking dumb boomer pirate I'm so fucking jealous.
Since Korone failed, i propose Noel she has a car and the menhera could come in handy, she's gay so this shit shouldn't surprise her
>>25622539>FatquaWho cares lmaooo
>>25622561Aloe and Mio, not like they have anything better to do KEK
>>25622514Is that a proper military strategy? I think you should send more than one and sturdy holos. Aqua (hyper dense), aki and coco should do.
>>25622585It hasn't been fun since /a/ was split from /b/
>>25622462This was intentional to push FBK closer to Kaguya Luna and Ai
>>25622561Mio or Watame.
We must send in a Kill-Team of the most faithful of the Hololive Chapters.Get a drop pod of Pekomarines out there, now!
>>25622584kek
>>25622514Korone is what worries me, she is awake and I am unsure if it takes three hours to cross Tokyo.
>>25621728But I'd be the one that came on her?
>>25622572Anon her pussy is 5/10 at least.
>>25622584Mariochaama...
>>25622514You're Yagoo. Which Holo do you dispatch in this situation? It has to be an all-rounder holo in case any (or all) of the following happens, and she has to defuse the situation:They're dead.They're both drunk.One's dead and the other is trying to hide the body.They're being raped by ojiisans.They're STILL having sex and they're unable to stop.
Mikochi please get well soon...
Korone better get some rounds in for having to deal with this shit
>>25622596>Okayu enters the room>The earthquakes from her steps cause Marine to ripple all over.Imagine all the jiggling.
>>25622593>barely any dislikesCan't stop winning.
>>25622565Nah, the reason why Matuli is whoring is because noone wants to fuck her
>T-this is bad... i've been talking for 3 hours now and i'm running out of topics... the listeners are noticing that something's wrong>I can't keep their attention anymore... is this it?>The door opens and a familiar figure walks in>You did well to hold out for this long, Nee-san. Leave the rest to me.
>>25622561Send in, the clown.
>>25622590She's probably scolding them and helping them get their shit together.
>>25622609/tg/ here. I approve
>>25622289>is this referring to when she started or since then, over the last few hours?Anon, I already said this:>She started the stream only ten minutes into them being late>When they're ten minutes late it's safe to assume they've overslept. When they're nearly three hours late that starts to become less certain.So which do you fucking think? It's not rocket science.Also, you're asking me to clarify on a post that isn't mine. Not sure if it was your post but I was responding to that one, I didn't write it, so that's a weird thing to ask me.
>>25622593This isn't even the first time something like this happens, newfriend-kun.
>>25621505so she was just pretending the whole time
>>25622618Aloe!
>>25622601Send a fucking man
>>25622316>clover>competent
>>25621773>korone waking up her dad.jpg
>>25622575He's a falseeflagger
>>25622584lol
Who are the safe ones to follow to avoid narratives like these?-Sora-Fubuki-Suisei-Aki-Mio....-Okayu-Flare-???????
>>25622618Sora, assemble
If you missed the narrative poalhttp://poal.me/lyuwyj
>>25622618only the strongest
>>25622622FUCK
>>25622627>korone>scolding anybody
>>25622443I'm american. I believe in order to understand vtubers I don't need to learn japanese.I believe merely by having an encyclopedia of knowledge on japanese words and their meaning, I will understand 90% of a what a vtuber is talking about.Why learn kanji, when I can learn japanese words and then associate the sounds to those words? Thus by learning the seperate meaining of these words>Oyasumi>Minna-san>MataneI should be able to perfectly grasp what the vtuber is saying when he uses all these words together.My IQ is too high to learn japanese the traditional way.
Is Miko seriously the third oldest holo after Sora and Roboco?
>>25622539whomst careth
>>25622624ookini!
>>25622514We're going to timeloop three hours back until this situation unfucks itself, right?
>>25622230either 3d horror collab or 3d ringfit collab
>>25622576
>>25622421>advertising Rubero's 3D stream to 50k viewers i would literally become Fubuki's biggest doner
>>25621561>/hlg/ allowing Reddit to cuck them
>>25622609Mariririririns
>>25622476That would taste real goodCold, fresh milk
>>25622514All of them piled up in a cloud of carbon monoxide while Fubuki counts down to the eleventh hour.
>>25622627Wouldn't the main worry be to get a tweet out?
>>25622618Noel, I'm sure she can handle it.
Will Fubuki hit 50k?
>>25622561Either Matsuri, Mio, Aki or Choco.
>>25622544Thanks for the explanation.
>>25622634Hello I am a fucking man, who am I fucking?
>>25622624>dislikes start growing and people begin to leave
Am I the only one who finds it odd that there's an occupation where if you're late you not only don't get into trouble, you get a huge bonus
THE PRIDE
>>25622624
>>25622637No I'm not, I love Towa!
>>25622609>sending 5 Primaris Intercessors against a Two Slaaneshi Daemon PrincesI think you overestimate your chances...
>>25622498but that's not what the anon was looking for
>>25622634The pheromones would drive any man mad
>Marine overdosed>Shion doesn't know what to do with the body
>>25622618Aki
>>25622609Does anyone have the others?
>korone finally breaks in after being stuck in traffic>marine is drinking alone>turns out shion couldnt handle waking up naked next to another woman and ran away somewhere leaving her phone on the floor>so, wanna play some mario tennis?>pass the beer, we're going til morning
>>25622644https://files.catbox.moe/kt7yq5.mp4
>>25622618Coco is great tard wrangler and open minded enough so she doesn't get freaked out in case some weird shit went down
I'm fucking worried guys
ahhhhhhhh i should be asleep but i can't sleep now i need fucking answers
>>25622666They are 100% getting shit for this.
Fuck it, I'm gonna go check on Shion and Senchou you guys, wish me luck.
>>25622645Based
What if they are legit dead?
>>25622609What if Marine and Shion are the two lost Primarchs?
>>25622645if you want to be an illiterate pig, yeah
If the lolicon ojii-sans are fucking Shion, and the mindbreaking ojii-sans are fucking Marine, which ojii-sans are fucking Korone since she arrived
>>25622655This feels like it would be a Blood Angels successor, but Death Company would just be horny levels to maximum
>>25622618I'd send Pekora
>meanwhile Sora fiddles with the music software>Suisei is eating at the Family Mart>AZKI is still holed up in the recording studio
>>25622605It hasn't been fun since 4chan copied 2ch.
>>25622680
>>25622640This, Sora or A-Chan would get shit taken care of. Proper scolding if they're drunk, "Oh, they're dead" followed by a phone call if they're dead.
>>25622684Miosha?
>>25621573Orange version of the yellow devil
>>25622683define shit
>>25622618Kanata. High WIS to handle potential problems and gorllla STR to wrench them apart if they're glued to each other's nipples.
>>25622593you should have seen the kanata stream that went up one whole day before it was supposed to
>>25622576Literally impossible to not get hard from this pic
>>25622634literally the less competent gender, there's nothing to gain from getting a male involved in anything that doesn't involve brute force
>>25622618desu I'd send the clown to see what she can do
>>25622618Chocosaurus.
>>25622624BASED
>>25622475Isn't it just a fine even if they get caught?
>>25622565Marine is a lesbian
Shion yo...
>>25622569i mean it would make for great shitposting
Come on it's obvious they just stayed up till 5am scissoring.
>>25622684Ganbare Coco
>>25622665>Homostars antis>Watching Fubuki
Did something happen? Why isn't everyone talking about Nene?
>>25622647Oldest as in her age? No
how was botan cawwa doody
>>25622691Too shy
>>25622672I know, that's the joke
>>25622676I have the one I made, it was terrible. Yet here it is.
>>25622686then hololive is dead
>>25622647Anon who the fuck is your doxx guy?
>Shilling the cards to 47k peopleFBK knows how to do promotions.
>>25622684Coco plshurry up
I'm definitely feeling a pit in my stomach.
Is FubuKing a genius for capitalizing on this blunder?
>>25622689wild animal services
>>25622639Sora doesn't do anything, and can't be doxxed, so her, easily.
>47K
>almost 50kIf this is scripted it's pretty based.
>>25621587>in her you saucy boy
>>25622703We don't know if we won't need brute force here!
you guys all need to chill outsomeday we're all going to look back on this little incident and laugh about how we were all so worried over nothing
Can't believe I stayed up for this and its 4 am now
>47kFBKoomers, I K N E E L
>>25622630the reason I quoted *my own post* is because it undermines the idea that you understood what I said. My entire point is that it may be normal within the first hour, but by now, if she were ignorant, she should have realized what it looks like if something did actually go wrong. But your reply to this attacks the statement as if I'm saying it's strange shes streaming about it in the first place. get some reading comprehension before calling others stupid, dipstick
>>25622699Management is going to chew them up. Shion has been super late in the past and the scolding was so bad that she cried on-stream
>>25622377>>25622465If you actually bothered to listen to it you'd realize the 35C, F and G cup comments aren't meant for Haato. They are listeners telling Haato how big they think Hoshikawa's tits are. Haato claims she has larger tits than Hoshikawa and Hoshikawa in turn claims hers is 3 times Haato's size. We don't really know in the end whether Haato has large tits or not but she did say this: People think I'm flat but I'm larger than you might expect. This tells me she's merely average.
>>25622712ENTER
https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1296629532657508352
shion and marine went to Brazil
>>25622695Technically it's only A-chan's job though. Sora already has a separate team handling her
>>25622691>noo they're dead-peko HAHA
>>25622624>casually talks for 24 hours while pissing like a horsetoo easy
>>25622719Nene is only for sexual bullying, theres nothing else to discuss
>>25622717it's not her usual audience watching her
>booster boxFBK please dont tempt me, opening booster packs is one of the most entertaining things to me somehow
https://twitter.com/yukihanalamy/status/1296630671855636480She's at it again
Wait the fuck I saw Fubuki's stream when it started... Marine and Shion were a no show. Fubuki has been streaming for 3 hours waiting for them.Are they ok?
THIS IS ALL SCRIPTED AS A LEAD-IN TO ONION'S CONCERT
>>25622730Not surprising, she's been years in this industry.
>>25622724I was gonna say nice Polka until i read the filename
>>25622721She's quite good, and very humble.
Im gonna try to fap in the meantimeWish me luck
>>25622744>she cried on-streamlink
>>25622647>>25622720I'm talking about their holos.
>>25622744I need to see this
>>25622488Blessed posts are the best posts.
>>25622049Need a Polka + Junko edit NOW.
>>25622758Still waiting on them. Apparently Korone has gone to check up on them but we haven't heard from her either.
Would Shion admit to drinking if she's 17?
>>25622748Shion come to Brazil
Please be dead.
Would you be surprised if they had sex Shion has been pretty depressed lately
>>25622755That's the "call of the void"
>>25621670ASCENSION
>>25622681Why Aloe having EOP's is good. Americans love sluts
>>25622739True, I will laugh has I was right about my doomposting and was worried people didn't prepare themselves mentaly
>>25622755It's basically real life gacha.
>>25622761Polka should be either Noise Marines or HarlequinsMaybe both grafted together in horror!
>>25622647do your doxreps
Just wait and leave it to a profesional
>>25622248jesus, this tl is barely better than the youtube translation auto-generated from auto-generated japanese captions
>>25622618Aki would wake them up and put them to sleep for doing shit like this.
Matsuri is so fucking annoying
When you realize fubuki is literally the perfect holo to stall multiple hours for time in this situation
>We've received word from our eye in the sky that Hitomi Chris was spotted on the premisesHOLY SHIT
>>25622763Good luck Oji-san
>>25622734And Fubuki's been shilling stuff non-stop. Honestly if they woke up already but management told them to hold it off because Fubuki's getting a shitton of viewers and they want to promote their merch, it'd be a genius idea.
>>25622748It's my lucky day! I'm gonna find them and force them to say my name
>>25622422she fell like 5 more times after that. including one that was somehow in perfect sync with Subaru, she wasn't even playing.
>>25622667I always see her holding a gun in this thumbnail.
>>25622744That was for a sponsored stream though
>>25622791same
>>25622618s-stop having sex, you girls have to work!ze,,zehi,,,
>>25622788Give us some updates Korone
>>25622488>I hate /hlg/! >I hate yonkisei! >I hate sheep the most!>I hate (you)!>Have a terrible day /hlg/! >Good night!
>>25622794>Chris still being bitter about it
>>25622776I think there's a very real chance the actually fucked
>>25622782and that RL gacha got me two of the same signed weib Schwarz cards in the same box
>>25622792That's why she's #1.
>>25621670Doesn't she have a song premiering? That sounds like a reasonable time for it.
>>25622624https://files.catbox.moe/j3ol9f.mp4
>>25622792You're not giving them enough credit, Flare was good at it when Luna was late too.Most of them can probably talk for a few hours without much issue, you don't get to be an idol without charisma.
>>25622689Canadians.
Is this why Sora won’t collab with the other Holos?
>>25622788INFINITY!INFINITY!INFINITY!INFINITY!PREESE
>/v/>/u/>/ck/>/tg/When do we get /x/bros and /lit/bros in /hlg/?
Is this whole situation a work or a shoot? I don’t know what to believe anymore
I'm gonna cook something, scream really loud if we have real news.
They're seriously going to get fucked management 100%
>>25622505>>25622515>>25622523>>25622528>>25622538>>25622554>>25622555This isn't some everyday occurrence. They are both ON THE JOB and Marine enabled underage drinking. Cover knows about this incident for sure.>>25622709EVERYONE knows what happened.
>>25622804Marine put some peanut butter or other such food spread on Shion and now Korone is lost to lust too.
>>25622794She can't keep getting away with it!
What's this thing about Marine and Shion? They got drunk and are MIA?
ENTER
>>25622809but sex between holos is taboo!
Any Ryuna Junba fans in here?
>>25622785Their holos you cunt, I don't give a fuck about their roommates.
>>25622757This way people will donate twiceOne before the end of actual stream, to be readOne when reading the supacha so they will be on the pics she upload on twitterVery high IQ move to be honest
>>25622822It's working up a coomshoot.
https://files.catbox.moe/fhzup4.pngHaato's recent change in her stream content has really disgusted me, the way she's been pandering to complete degenerates and even going as far as to risk her own channel and the brand of hololive and the livelihood of her co-workers is really disappointing. It shows a complete lack of foresight and judgement on her part.I've sent her ban RTA membership archive to a contact I have at Google in their Trust and Safety division, and been informed that they will get it forwarded to the proper person to check on.They've also told me previously that lately YouTube has been cracking down on inappropriate content that they feel "appeals to children" due to legislative pressure in the US and EU (COPPA, GDPR), and that this includes content with animated characters such as VTubers.Haato's recklessness is going to harm the entire VTuber industry.
Yagoo should be back from vacation by now right?
FUBUKI IS INCLINING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Just did my reps while waiting with FBK.You guys surely made the best of your time too, right?
>>25621994>Haachama talking about huge tits being a pain in the ass and then telling off dumb virgins in chat who didn't believe her made me laugh a lot.When did this happen?
Dokuro-san...
>>25621682Pulverized their pussies into oblivion
Whats the worse case scenario?
LITERALLY SCRIPTED TO SHILL AQUA'S SOLO LIVE
>>25622821Aren't narrativeposters basically /x/?
>>25622822Its a work becoming a shoot, brother.
>Korone gets there>the door is obviously locked>theyre asleep so knocking won't do shit Korone didn't really think this through huh? She's probably just sitting outside their door feeling dumb
>>25622618A-chan. no one has experience dealing with these retards than her.
>>25622797I'm going to make them say "salve pra firma"
>>25622757all japs eat this for brkfast
>>25622821>/lit/This entire 3 hour journey is like Joyce -- going in obtuse directions and bereft of punctuation and most assuredly caused by alcoholism
>>25622757Based.
>>25622833it's fine if they're both women
>>25622688>IliterateMaybe, but hololive streams don't have subtitles, so I don't need literacy.
>>25622840narc
>>25622745I hadn't gotten around to giving it a listen yet. I was just posing about it because I remembered it getting talked about a month or two ago and those comments were the only thing to go off at the time because the bilibili video was deleted
>>25621532Like for three years. She was saying that she has virtually no one to hang out with because she was lazy in learning English so that she couldn’t make local friends.
When have we last heard of Coco's sleeping pills?
>>25622821>/x/brosWe already have enough schizos in this thread.>/lit/brosHololive already has enough stalkers.
>>25622850>rings doorbellNothing personnel
>>25622850>Kick door>Break toe again
>>25622843The members only porn stream when she was looking at an image with absurdly large tits.
>>25622821We had some /x/ worthy posts before, but I don't think there are real schizos here, probably.
>>25622842I did mine but I think I'm doing too many I took like 3 hours today.
>>25622634Which Homostar would you even send? They're all pansies or old as fuck.
>>25622772She walked in on some intense scissoring and joined in
>Kanata: I could fit inside Coco's pot!"壺天使" when?
>>25622850Scream
>>25622827yeah cover knows with their all-seeing eyeget real
I wish these anime card games commissioned artists to make unique card art for their collabs
>>25622712OJISANS
>>25622776Shion meets every requirement for a depressed, closeted lesbian, so an offpako with Senchou has probably been an awakening for her.
last known image recovered from the phone of Inugami Koronehttps://files.catbox.moe/t3hk7u.jpg
>>25622834A ryona what?
>>25622821moshi moshi, /n/ here. Playing microsoft flight sim while waiting.WE GAAN
>>25622770Polka would definitely be the mastermind in a Hololive Danganronpa spinoff.
>>25622833Says who?
>>25622831they both choked on their vomit in their drunken slumber and died
>>25622853What the fuck kind of cheese is that supposed to be
>send suisei>she fucks off to FamilyMart
>>25621746Because she beat her at Club House Games.
>>25622792no it's Rubero actually
>>25622824Senchou! Those thighs. UNF.
>>25622766No, she was originally a vtuber project under hololive's parent company, Cover, but she's transfered into hololive after Gen 2.
>>25622842I did an hour ago, but I'm getting too anxious now to actually be able to do anything.. Why can't hololive go by 1 (one) peaceful week without anything happening?
>>25622821>/vucktg/what would that actually be
>>25622850Marine and Shion will be out any time now!
>>25622821from /x/ we got that guy who wanted a pekora tulpa...
all this fanart is good
>>25622827I don't think Marine is the kind who would encourage underaged drinking. If she did they're going to go through shit trying to explain this shit. It could get them suspended if it was true.
>>25622824I love that this will completely shatter Marine's image as being someone who's just nice to everyone
>>25622879I play "Sora's Armpit" in attack position
>>25622803Roboco is so cute
>>25622850at least she can make some noise because their phones are very likely muted
>>25622846Planned prank to make some money for Fubuki, free memes and exposure. Cons - may be some backlash.
>>25622882Dated 3 months ago.
>>25622890still healthier than american plastic shit
>>25622833matsuri and luna have literally made out I don't think a whole lot is off limits for them
>>25622879
>>25622647What? Miko's roommate is one of the youngest in hololive. if you mean oldest holo by debut date as a chuuba, she is 5th but her youtube account is 3rd oldest.
>>25622892p-please andastan
>>25622901based
>>25622757She is actually smarter than I thought.
>>25622821>/x/Did you miss the Okayu dox?
>>25622874Aruran is a fucking chad.
>>25622805Hey falseflagger-kun I appreciate you.Have a good night bro.
fubuki...
>>25622819Sora's been locked in an eternal battle with Ai-chan for as long and history can rememeber...
>>25622890No idea but it's actually pretty good.The ones at 7-11 are better though
>>25622850Imagine how loud Korone knocks, no one would sleep through that
>>25621537>letting a 0 year old baby princess do whateverterrible babysitter....
>hololive management obviously has been ultra-harsh with punishments lately>japan is mega strict about underage drinking40 thousand people are sitting around celebrating these two about to be suspended, this is fucked up honestly, if you think everyone is walking away from this laughing you don't understand hololive or japan
>>25622874Pizzadad for the muscle, Roberu to make weird noises so they wake up.
Fubuki is milking everyone out of this huh!
>>25622840Well, when uploading a video you can select if the content is intended for children yes/no and if it's intended for a mature audience yes/no.I assume she is fine as long as she doesn't say that her content is intended for children. That probably prevents it from being show in the Kids version of YouTube.
>>25622912*cough* MINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
On the second twilight, those who remain shall tear apart the two who are close.
>>25622928Is it better if they just had sex instead?
>>25622840disgusting rat
>>25622850>starts to bark
>>25622919wtf?? is that real?
>>25622927she should've brought the jibanyan clock
>>25622874Aruran is actually fit.
>>25622840>he does it for free
>>25622890Cum
>>25622928>japan is mega strict about underage drinkingthen why dont they ID in stores or alcohol vending machines
>>25622850she eats whey protein, 82 kg in each leg can pass through japanese paper door
>>25622936Yes but only if it was with me.
>>25622821/lit/ reporting inI use hololive's as background noise while I read
>>25622850she was muscling up to smash the door down anondon't fuck with this dog
Everything is all fun and games to Fubuki until she finds out that something serious has happened among the two.
>Days without hololive drama: 0
Thread is going so fast no one will notice that anyone who supports towa, aloe or rushia is a gigacuck.
>>25622745She said after she finished saying she doesn't like huge tits and that they are a pain that hers personally are 'not too small or too large'
>>25622766Miko debuted in August 2018, after gen1 and joined holo on christmas of the same year, 20 days after Mio's debutshe's old but not that old
>korone shows up>turns into a three ways-sugoi...
>>25621706>Briefly mentions Korone was going to "go wake them up"In other words Marine and Shion got into a heated argument and Korone, being the closest 'adult' in the area, is going over there to get them to smooth things over.
>>25622821add /po/ to that list
>>25622834Sorry, I'm an HoBellfag
>>25622377She probably doesn't have big tits, she probably just has friends like Noel that have them.
shes so cute bros
I can't believe Luna's piano career is over!
CAN'T WE GO ONE WEEK WITHOUT SOMETHING COMPLETELY GOING OFF THE RAILS?!
Okay, for real, no way Miyazuki would take that long to reach them, what the fuck is happening.
yfw 45k+ people are eyewitnesses of you being late to work
>>25622941nani!?!?!?
>>25621758Looks like a whole lotta shit happened over there with Haato and Haatons. I believe in you Haatons
>>25622954h-hayai...
>>25622840jannie kike
>>25622954Are you not entertained?
>>25622919We're always with you, in the shadows... where it's least safe... >/x/
>>25622752Fuckin agreed
>>25622962TRUE
>>25622967fuck off to 5ch
HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN JOE BIDEN IS DEMANDING HOUSHOU MARINE AND MURASAKI SHION WAKE UP
>>25622967Localized black hole that causes time to dilate the closer you get
>>25622952She'll jut let out a "yoisho!" and cut the stream off
Fubuki is a fucking Genius
>>25622974Joe what are you doing here.
>>25622967It's the end of hololive, anon.
>>25622878So EVERYONE ELSE except for Cover knows that they gor drunk?>>25622903>I don't think Marine is the kind who would encourage underaged drinkingYes she would. She is a lesbian that's fucked in the head. She is not the wholesome and responsible figure she wants you to think she is.
>>25622821There were some /lit/ guys and one /x/ guy in the last survey
fubuki is powerful!!!
>>25622929>Roberu to make weird noises so they wake up200 iq plan
>>25622974We live in a virtual society.
>>25622102>Shion is getting ready for the collab>making sure the N64 works and checking all her broadcasting equipment >Marine just standing there staring at her>"sometimes I forget just how small you are...">Shion pays her no mind and just says with an agitated tone "you should be getting ready we have 10 minutes and I don't want Fubuki to have to do this for too long">"so small...and fragile...like a little sister...like my little sister">Shion angrily prepares to scold Marine for saying something so strange when she is suddenly grabbed by the captain and turned around>she immediately notices the stench of Saki on Marine's breath followed by beads of sweat forming on her forehead and a glazed look in her eyes 'is she...drunk?' Shion didn't have time think about it though as Marine suddenly forced herself upon her small child-like body >'she absolutely reeks of booze the smell is getting to my head...cant do anything her grip on me is too strong...ahh she won't stop forcing her tongue in my mouth...' Shion thought to herself darting her eyes around looking for a way to escape the drunken pirate>"Ryona...its been a while since we've done this..." Marine said completely out of breath as she began to undress herself>Shion knew she was in trouble but was in too much of a state of shock to do anything as she watched the captain remove her panties and take them in her hand>"look what you do to me Shion...please let me make you feel good...let me suck on your small breasts...lick your tiny pussy..." Shion had no idea what to say or do as she just watched in horror as Marine began rubbing herself with one hand and trying to shove her panties into Shion's face with the other>Shion would have none of it as she fought back with every ounce of strength she had being drowned in Marine's large breasts in the process>"you cant be serious...stop this Marine you know how handsy you get when you're drunk!" >Marine refused to listen as she quickly began undressing Shion while mumbling to herself "ryona...shiona...rion...you're so cute...and you smell so good..." Shion tried as she could but eventually was overpowered by the captain who had almost completely stripped Shion >"Marine you...stop this...get off me we're going on soon..." but the drunken captain refused to listen as she grabbed Shion and fell to the ground>before Shion had any time to react she noticed Marine turning around and before she knew it she was face to face with Senchou's massive ass and dripping pussy>Shion just stared in awe at the sight of it unable to speak a word as Marine began thrusting her hips up and down causing Shion to just barely catch a glimpse of Marine's "captain's quarters" I had to>the pirate taunted "don't just stare at it, lick it ryshona..." and planted her ass flat on Shion's face leaving her no choice>"your small tongue...its driving me wild...oh I don't think I'm going to last long...let me return the favor" Marine then bent down and began touching and licking Shion's tiny slit >"i got a idea...hold on Shion..." Marine said as she grabbed the N64 controller>she then went to the settings in the current game and went to the vibration feature realizing she could keep it on for as long as she wants "oh you're going to love this..." >Marine then took the vibrating controller and put it on Shion's clit causing her to quiver in intense pleasure as she immediately came which in turn made Marine cum as well>"you want me to keep going?" Marine said with full intention of not actually stopping as she immediately placed the vibrating controller back onto Shion and slowly began to insert the middle handle of it inside almost like a toy>Shion was in pure ecstasy being under Marine's fat ass getting to smack and grab it all she wanted all while being buzzed in the process by the horny captain "lick harder! comon Shion! I'm so close!">Shion grew angry at her for this and decided to spank her some which caused Shion to get a mouthful of cum each time so she took it one step further and put one finger in Marine's other hole then gave her a firm spanking causing her to tighten up even more and cum even harder>soon they were both in a state of lightheadedness with Marine passed out on top of Shion with the vibration now off and Shion exhausted and out of breath laying under the captain>she just hoped Fubuki wouldn't be too mad that they "overslept"I hope this was suitable enough for you, it was kind of rushed and I'm running out of space https://pastebin.com/4zVirDuu pastebin'd just in case you don't feel like reading right now
>>25622966no enjoy the ride
>>25622834Hoshigai Suisei best horo live!
>>25622967I'm seriously hoping it's the "set the wrong time for the stream" theory. Anything else is probably going to end up with both of them in big trouble.
>>25622840>Haato's recklessness is going to harm the entire VTuber industry.No. You will.
>>25622983i just dont think i can anymore
>>25622974This god dammend clown looks fucking retarded, do women really?
>>25622911huwhat?
>>25622968More like 45k people are tipping a coworker for laughing at you being late.
>>25622827Dude fuck off
>>25622995my fucking eyes holy shit
Realistically, they're going to get suspended huh? =\
>49kShe's going to make it.
>>25622989It all comes tumbling down...
Not only that you being late is trending on twitter
>>25622983She has....lost my respect...
>>25623001He's a good singer to be fair.
>>25622920>send a chad to break up a lesbian sex festnothing can beat the cock
>>25622976How can I teach my idol to do that??
>>25622831At best Marine facilitated underage drinking, and at worst Marine managed to take Shion to a club.
gays ruin everything
>>25622966more like 3 days
>50,002FBKCHADS I KNEEL I KNEEL I KNEEL
ENTER POLKA
Imagine senchou getting pummel’d from behind and shion do all the work, since senchou is on the recieving end.
>>25622840https://files.catbox.moe/534kb5.gif
>>25622990Cover don't care unless they got caught. That's why they will say nothing.
>have a giant circus>polka shows uphonk honk
Fubuki is a bitch, she has no idea what's she's doing, Korone is silent because all the attention is in this right now, and giving the public the wrong answer, can bring everything down.
>>25622840Fucking kike, I'd bet youre a fucking aussie.
>Kanata just started her new happy life>wakes up>generation-mate Luna is dying>long-time friend Marine is dyingWas Kanata the one who used the monkey paw to get a second chance at being an idol?
Miko, Mio, Aloe, Marine, Shion... I can't believe we've already lost five of them.
>Polka in chat>image limit hit so I can't shitpost with her
>>25622983I believe the Haatons can do something about her however small it may be
>>25622967>Miyazukiwho?
>https://files.catbox.moe/531av5.mp4your favorite holo will never sing this well
I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM SHIONSHE SAID THE DOGS ARE IN THE ENCLOSED POOL AREA
I wonder what Fubuki is feeling right now.There is legitimate cause for concern at this point, but on the other hand; 49.3k views.
is this it is this how it all ends
>>25621819>Fire and Ice.I cant wait for their porn to be quite honest
>>25623030Korone too...
>>25622995You actually did it, thank you so much anon
>>25623023god damn I love sio after this.
https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1296633819169087490
shion is going to get fired and spiral into severe depression before ending herself by jumping in the arakawa river...
>>25621147Update your ritual bro, I wasn't able to post this thread..
Miko's doodles are so fucking cute and soulfulhttps://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1296633735752769536?s=20
>>25622995>stench of SakiWhat do mahjong demons smell like?
>all these crazy Hangover-like situations>turns out they just got carbon monoxide poisonedsheesh, talk about a simple ending
Kek Mikochi. https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1296633735752769536
>>25622874Astel would spill his spaghetti so hard that that the noodles would get all over the lock and loosen it up
yfw haato is mentally ill:|
>>25622618Aki could handle all of those situations with her super strength and cosmic thighs, but would get lost on the way. Send Roboco. She can handle all of those as well, bringing any bodies to Aki or Rushia to revive them.
>>25622850WOWOWOWOWOWO
>>25622954reminder that this clown has dicksucking ASMR videos on youtube RIGHT NOW
https://imgur.com/byDpsOSThis was what Korone found when she entered their room with Marine clutching her head in the corner.
>>25623039"I wish these loser virgins would hurry up and give me supacha"
>>25623044Festival.........
>>25623044Based
50k are watching how late Marine and Shion are.
>>25622967she got pulled into the shion rape gravitational vortex, and is now participating
>>25623044based as fuck
>>25623030and Haato
>tfw Marine and Shion commit suicide together
>>25622995so I was right after all >>25622427
>>25622941She can just play Rushia Fall guy clips. That'll wake the dead
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1296632915573448704ENTER
>>25623035UHHH SHIONBROS?
>>25622840why are unicorns like this
WE HIT 50K, A FOX SHOULD NOT WIELD THIS MUCH POWERI CAN'T KNEEL HARD ENOUGH
>>25622998That wouldn't explain why no one has been able to reach them.
>50k viewer shitpostSo this is the power of FBK....
>>25622766No.Sora > rbc > suisei > gen1 > miko
>>25623053:D
>>25622840Ogey
https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1296633819169087490Matsuri really not going to help her team
>>25623006*browses through Cover's manual* yeah that's another apology stream and 2-week vacation for the 2 of them
>>25623044nice
>Shion's new house was actually built on top of an indian cementery and was haunted.Most likely scenario desu.
>>25623035AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Why is everyone acting like this is some fun event?They're going to get fucking suspended or worse
They must have had a lot of sex even Korone is MIA
Did the ayame poster really cause all of this?
>>25621324>>25622954>50k comfy random stream>possible korone marin and shyon yo offcollaboh no
>>25623058Korone gently opens the door...
>50kThey don't call her FubuKING for nothing
>>25623091Korone got dragged in
>>25623087LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>25622995very nice anon me likey
>>25623051thats cute
>>25623087lol. Sucks
>>25623012Let's face it, she never had it to begin with
>>25622990Anyone who knows about Marines sister is aware of thishttps://files.catbox.moe/av9nyq.png
>>25623001Yes, anon, women want to fuck the clown. Ask yourself how bad dose every in /hlg/ want to fuck Polka just because she's a clown.
>>25622911What!?!??!
>>25623085they dont have indians in japan
https://files.catbox.moe/uootyd.png
>>25623087How new are you?
>>25623044Matsuri is pretty good after all huh
>>25623087It's just a missed stream.
>>25623006its an offpako not something scheduled for the studio or a sponsored stream or anything, they'll probably just do an apology stream or something at some point
>>25623044Holy shit based
anon, what would be you reaction if this was all scripted.what if they had us and all these people worried just for some publicity stunt
>>25623085I am going to play my plan flute until the spirits go away
>>25623087That's on them.
So I checked the website and here are the card sets:https://rebirth-fy.com/products/HololiveCinderella GirlsBanG DreamD4DStarlight RevueTouhouIsekai Quartet GochiusaAnd Azur Lane in October
>>25623087Serves them right for never collabing with the stars.
Hold up, did they actually dispatch Korone or was that just a narrative?
>>25623001Joe is cool as fuck retard fuck you
>>25623087IKUZOOOOO
>>25623081based
>>25623056She's just practicing her sword swallowing and balloon animals.
>>25623087>50k for FBK>trending on twitterSuspended for what?
>>25623087Let's go IKUZOOOOO.
>>25623027What do you want her to do? Not stream and cause the people who made time in order to watch the collab get mad.
>>25623107>they dont have indians in japanKek
>>25622874Roberu will find his way in!https://files.catbox.moe/1bnpy4.webm
>>25622995Oh fucking hell yes
>>25623087They missed a stream. If you're actually falling for the underage drunken sex memes you're fucking braindead.
>>25623116If you're worried, you're gay as he**l.
>50KKNEEL BEFORE THE FOX
>>25622999This kind of shit happened to the youtuber community before right? Some retard reporting a bunch of bullshit acting like he's doing something right but it ended up shutting down a lot of channels due to massive wave of demonetization
>>25623109I got here from the /v/ thread from a few days ago, why?
so are people shitposting in marines chat pretending they are playing like when RBC overslept for like 2-3 hours for APEX?
>>25623107The Asian indians.
>>25623107They have Jomon and Ainu.
>>25623087heres a (You) i hope you dont seriously believe this
>>25623121They dispatched the dog anon, that is no joke.
>>25622970There's a reason other girls like Watame and Coco have joked about Haatons being battle hardened.When your oshi is an unstable teenager the emotional lows are low but the highs are incredible.I don't care how many years it takes I want to attend her solo live one day and see her dream come true.
>>25623051I wish I could draw as good as Miko...
>>25623044Summer Based Festival
>>25623044Dangerously based.
>>25622840seriously fuck you you fucking cancer of a human being
>>25623136BA BAKA NA
>>25623087thanks for the reverse jynx
>>25623144which hololive is jomon?
>>25623087> 2 weeks of vacation for a sex night, worth
Jesus, I'm gone for a couple of hours and some new shit happens?TL;DR luna got her neck snapped, Marine, Shion yo, Korosan went MIA before their stream, anything else missing?
>>25623087They will be talked to but nothing more. Its their fault tho, for not getting their alarms ready, oversleep or just don't caring about it.
>>25623136If she reaches 100k I kneel
>>25623116Nobody is worried except maybe worried that shion won't be able to walk for a week
>>25623001i thought the same first but then i saw him performing, he's kinda sick
>>25623136I can't kneel any harder, my kneecaps have been ground to dust.
>>25623108>Well... 3rd gen's manager will surely contact them.>Well... 2nd gen's manager will surely contact them.YOSHI
>>25622876We need to send in a Holo who is skilled at lockpicking. Any bets? I'd vote for Coco
>>25623136It went from 47K to 51K in the span of 10 minutes.Sugoi
>>25623087even if they were passed out and hungover from a night of drunken sex they still wouldn't be suspended, this was just a normal everyday stream
>>25623141the thing is both of them oversleep, i get marine being too hammered, but shion also being MIA is weird
>50,000 people sitting around>An entire baseball stadium plus spillage waiting for you to wake upImagine...
I'm so f*cking scared right now, is this the final holocaust?
>>25623136is this the highest solo stream? I mean non-3d and collab
your favorite holowhat you ate todayaquafried rice
>>25622757Lamy is too good at this.
>>25623116Only the braindead and the paranoid are actually worried.
>>25623163no...
>>25623108>>25623166Manechamas...
>>25623103The idiots in this general actually think they are not sisters
>>25623173>spillageojisantachi...
>The amount of people watching right now could fill Tokyo Dome.If I had an ounce of art talent I'd draw Marine and Shion sleeping in the mid of the stage with Fubuki narrating
>>25621061Luna is a 37 year old shut-in with health problems. Of course she shouldn't have been pratfalling.
Lads I gotta go to sleep but I want to know when they finally wake up. Someone please send an email to wombawakening@cockmail.li when they give signs of life.
>>25622995Holy fucking based
>>25623177aqua tortilla
>>25623162damn, I hope he gets well soon
>>25623175Technically it's a collab with 2 absent members
>>25622874Whatever you do, DON'T send Shien
>>25623177okayuonly woke up an hour ago and havent eaten
>>25623136I'M ALREADY KNEELING I CAN'T KNEEL FURTHER
>>25623177ayamehawaiian pizza
I'M SO SORRY GUYSMARINE AND SION IS TOO BUSY SUCKING MY COCK. THEY WILL BE DONE SOON!
>>25623179This. There's no way something bad happened.
>>25623177Watamepotechi
>>25623179Doomposters never miss a beat to whine about how the world is really ending this time.
>>25622840Based.
>>25623177marinepizza
>>25623107I literally ate Indian food prepared by Indians in an Indian restaurant in Tokyo, retard.
At this rate Rushia will wake up before they do
>>25623177NeneNene
>>25623177PekoraSpaghetti
>>25622983One of the things that bugs me the most recently is in one of her last Asa no Kai's she was asked how she felt about people humiliating her etc (this was after the stream where she played a bunch of videos of foreigners stepping on pictures of her)She said she didn't care too much generally about non members who didn't really know her but that she felt there was a general lack of respect and at the very least wanted a sense of respect between her and her members.And then she showed absolutely zero respect for herself or her members by subjecting them to a porn stream.
>>25623078Suisei moved into hololive after Gen 3
>>25623024They literally just did get caught though?
>>25623177WatameTomaticán
>>25623039>I wonder what Fubuki is feeling right now."I hope Korone get them to stop fighting and just collab for one fucking stream HOLY SHIT."
TELL ME WHY
>>25623148You say this knowing that most Haatons now are at most half a year old. The old guard has long since left her.
>>25623174We're only getting started, bitchboychrismastermind.png
>>25623195BURY THAT FOREHEAD INTO THE GROUND
>>25623169Roberu can summon cicadas by making cicada noises, surely he can unlock doors by making door unlock noises.
>>25623087They made more than $103.50Nothing is going to happen to them
>>25623163ソース
Korone you fucking mutt say something
>>25623205not those indians, the other indians.
>Underage drinking>Whn Marine is 60 years oldI dont get it
>>25623177towagarbage from a dumpster
>>25623198you knew they're dead right?
>>25622936Realistically, if it actually came out that they had sex or that any of them were actually in a homosexual relationship it would probably end their careers
>>25623177Nene Sandwich
>>25623161>>25623179>>25623201you will eat your words
>>25623177MikoSteak n' Shake western bbq burger.
>>25623216I BID ON SHATNER'S OLD TOUPEE
>>25623144tfw no ainu holo
>>25623144Imagine the shitfes if you mention Ainu or Okinawa there
Holy shit I think Fubuki gained a couple thousand subs from this stream alone
Didn't I see this Becket playDoesn't Godot actually never show up
>>25623177Suisei Ham n cheese pie
>>25623216AINT NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE
How can Marine suck on Shion's breasts for over three hours?
>>25623136People are just here for the morbid curiosity of maybe having the chance to witness some fucked up shit on stream. You can't seriously believe 50K people want to watch a dumb anime fox talk about random stuff.
>>25623177MikotiTuna salad and a pork chop
>>25623177SuiseiWeet-bix
How the fuck is Fubuki getting to talk for hours? What is she going to talk about?
>>25623177TowaChocolate cake
>>25623197Wtf, Are you me anon?
>>25623229Kanata posts here?
>>25623216RULES OF NATURE
You are aware that this "overslept" shit is faker than wrestling, right?
>>25623138no that was lygers fault
>>25623072Cute!
>>25623233Keep rooting for the worst, doomposter.
How long are they gonna milk this I need to go to sleep
>>25623228She bought drinks for a minor you idiot
>>25623243You wouldn't?
>>25623225Kek, which indians are you even talking about? The pajeet indians or the amerimutts indians?
>>25623243>flat underage chestHow couldn't you?
Mia is MIA
Can any members confirm that Haato actually does shit like show porn on stream or is that post bullshit?
>>25623177Miko just some fries with an onion salad, I don't feel like eating lately
>Aqua ignoring all of this and shilling her concertbased
>>25623233I'll laugh my ass off either way
>>25623087Them oversleeping has probably brought in more money and coverage to the company than if they actually streamed
>>25623225Didn't read the reply chain, my bad. Have a nice day.
I'm late but why are anons talking about Korone being involve in the Marine and Shion's miss stream?
>>25623177TowAkSioSpicy Thai Shrimp and Broccoli
>>25623177TowaBaked Potatoes.
>>25623158Haachama is going insane is not a meme and now she's in trouble with management
>>25623218Who's chris mastermind? not a newfag just missed it.
>>25623177lunachili cheese fries
>>25623242You really think this many people are as jaded and cynical as you are? Most are either clueless or worried.
>>25623216STANDING HERE
>>25622995fanfiction might not be that bad after all...
>>25623177MatsuriChicken Tenders
ngl kinda getting worried now...
>>25623231unless it wasn't consensual and either of them spoke up we would never know
>>25623264I mean, Shion is her wife.
>>25623243You alternate between the two, then you switch places so hers can rest while she gets a turn.
>>25623251Vtuber is already fake, so?
>>25622822I hope you have your Shion backups. After the memorial, her remaining archive and all of her collabs are going to be gone or edited to pretend that she has never existed.
>>25623087You truly believe it's not staged?Peasants love drama.See, 51k watching, #7 Worldwide and #1 Japan on Twitter.
>>25623216To test my abilities.
>>25623216BRRRRRTTTT GUCHI GANG GUCHI GANG GUCHI GANG GUCHI GANG GUCHI GANH
>>25623263some of us post screenshots of it here anon, if you saw them those blurred lines aren't us they're her censoring the piece so she can show it on youtube
>>25623257It's RTA anon, make Marine and Shion wake up.
>>25623251Stage 1: denial
>>25623177YAGOOyour momstop with this kind of post holy shit
>>25623177CocoSmoked salmon sandwich, and then some scrambled eggs with avocado and hot sauce
>>2562326535P...
eurobros....
>>25623269They sent her out alone as the rescue party. Well, that was 3 hours ago and she hasn't been heard from since.
>>25623263they were talking about it more earlier, people posted screens
FBK hasn't gotten enough red sc to release those two to stream yet
>>25623217The biggest cycling of fans was back in the march/april period where she fell off the wagon completely but of the 100% realtime constantly tweeting superchatting etc level fans I talk to about half of them are from before then.There's also two that have been around from her first stream and one of them has reached some kind of fucking zen state and every time she does something questionable he just makes some little quip and says nothing else.
>>25623243what makes you think she only started three hours ago?
Marine>doesnt stream, receives $1600Nijis>100k viewers, $103.50https://playboard.co/en/video/CT0zn4zm3Hw
>>25623275Not even watching the stream holokek :^)
>>25623260well if you build a house on an indian indian burial ground, what's the worst that can happen? unsolicited texts asking for bobs and vegene? failing plumbing?
>>25623263https://files.catbox.moe/osnbb3.png
>>25623251schizochama...
>>25623269Korone went to shions house to check on them but ended up getting raped by Marine too.
>>25623216WHITE WHALE
>>25623121Korone will get them to stop fighting
>>25623251Marine raped Shion in the scorching hot summer of 2020...
odds I supacha FBK gacha moneyevens I drink a diet dr pepperdubs I buy a cheesu doll
>>25623177MikochiFried chickens.
>>25623251well im enjoying the show
>>25623263she did it once on a free stream a few months ago
>>25623288And all that people are going to watch an actual collab.Or even more.
>>25623305>Nijis>>100k viewers, $103.50When was this?
could this be planned? they made all sorts of posts drawing attention to this event the last few days
>>25623177AkiTaco Bell
>>25623263https://streamable.com/9ijbf1
>>25623251wrestling isn't fake though?
>>25623243I could do it for 3 days
>>25623134How are those memes? It's really obvious they did that.Are you going to tell us that you also think there's a chance some of the girls are virgin?
>>25623299can't believe this dumb pirate booming raping an underage japanese girl is making me stay up till 5 am
>>25623177Botanfish
>>25623287She’s gonna get Benoit’d huh that would be crazy
>>256232519/11 was an inside job, I know
>>25623313HOLYGRAIL
>>25623277I REALIZE
Korone is trying to do a no damage run to Shion's house. She's late because she keeps restarting.
>>25623315kek
>>25623308Probably uncontrolled skeleton shit in my front yard.
>>25623263>25620634https://files.catbox.moe/1upg9t.png https://files.catbox.moe/osnbb3.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/q9q1f1.jpg is that proof enough?
>>25623177TowaFish&Chips
>>25623327what the fuck?
>>25623324That some animal devil's 3D stream idk who
>>25623177MikoEggs
Korone went to Marines house instead. Good job doggo.
>FBK has been talking for over three hours to fill the voidi fucking kneel
>>25623300>>25623311Where does it say that Korone will go to their house?
>>25623336YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME
>>25623316congrats
so who died?
>>25623177MikotiBurgers and fries
>>25623315SHE DID IT FOR THE AQUA!
The reason they are not making anything public is to not sour Aqua before her Sololive.
>>25623316Drink that pepper, sunofabisch
>>25623341Does she just grab random lewd fanart and review it? Can't imagine official lewds existing.
>>25623296even thought everything is going to be alright, I'm still worried about her and I don't feel like eating while I'm anxious
>>25623350She IS the void
>Marine had a sleepover with a barely legal co-worker almost 10 years younger than heryabai
>>25623341as i screw up the quoting >>25620714
>>25623308>build a house on an indian burial groundThere are probably several Stephen King books starting with that premise.
I'm very interested in digging 5ch. That said, i'm not exactly sure how the whole site works since its very different from 4chan.Where in 5ch should i start digging? Can you direct me to the board where you get your stuff? Thanks.
>>25623345https://files.catbox.moe/2xbn55.mp4
>>25623366Hot
>>25623251>"overslept" = argument
>>25623366GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME
>>25623355shion
>>25623177pekocarne asada cup noodles with a california burrito
>>25623177WatameChips
>>25623353TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
FBK deserves a raise for putting up with this bullshit
>>25623348She's trying her best, okay?
>50k viewers doing nothingAt least call some holos for entertainment fbk you fucking hack
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED TO SLEEP JUST END THIS ALREADY
>>25623263Seems like all of them are softcore anyway, literally nothing.
>>25623330Of course, none of them even know what cocks are. Dumbfuck yurigoggle retard.
>>25623376Which one?
>>25623177rbcpoutine
>>25623035Korone...Purin...Marine Senoit...
>>25623305Did you just find out about the 103.50 thing a couple days ago or something? You've been spamming it multiple times a day for the past few days when for the most part no one else gave a shit except the day it happened
>>25623366Fuck that's hot
>>25623382>Making money off of tens of thousands of people watching pretty much nothing for 3 hours>Bullshit lolok
>>25623305Anonchama?! Are you luring them here so you can give them (You)s again?
>>25623237At the Hololive office or Japan in general?
>>25623390Marine, in this case. But both work really.
>>25623376Being who? Marine or Shion?
https://twitter.com/yukihanalamy/status/1296637420675330048
They don't have phones or what?
>>25623366imagine the smell
>>25623366That's very hot.A shame I can't be waiting any longer to find out what happened.
From 1 to 10 how likely is that the hole thing is staged?
>>25623177TowaRagù alla Napoletana > Bolognese
>>256230875 months ago maybe
>>25622387soul>>25622357soulless
>>25623087anon plenty of holos overslept for longer and nothing happend
>>25623346It was the baseball announcement stream
>>25623394Seething nijikeks$103.50
I've been waiting for three and a half hours...
Matsuri
>>25623355Shion, Marine, Korone and Luna
>>25623403Lamy loves big weiners!
>>25623305https://playboard.co/en/video/97fI4B0eYB4
>>25623408Zero, why would it be other than it making for an interesting narrative?
>>25623408If it was staged it would be 20-30 minutes max, not 3+ hours
Okay, my dad works at 5ch, here is the gist:Marine drank but Shion did notCome morning, Marine goes into a massive panic since she is just 17!Shion says she is a hag but Marine isn't buying it, its a massive yabai moment, underage drinking!Shion calls Korone to help her since delinquent past and what notThey are currently beating Marine until she accepts she is not 17
>>25622743>get some reading comprehension before calling others stupid, dipstickWrite with clarity before getting so defensive, autist. With the amount I've posted it should be clear to you some posts back that we apparently agree and wires have got crossed somewhere.>i think she wouldn't be joking about it in the first place if she didn't already know there was no real problemThis is the sentence I first responded to, there are three fucking negatives in there, they're tricky to parse generally and frankly inadvisable. You talk about her KNOWING there's no problem, and that she wouldn't be joking if she didn't know. Each post I've made is about how we operate without really KNOWING anything, just making strong assumptions. Each post I've made you agree with. You could just say that and spare us all this, instead you get riled up because I compared you to an eight year old.
>>25623177Aki!https://streamable.com/28ogkw
>>25623341Proof of anons overreactions, thanks. Now the doomposters can fuck off
>>25623362I'm still worried too, but you gotta eat man, but I understand, feeling anxious is shitty
Shut up and listen to ai-mai chocolate! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8OjkcLzYCM
>>25623315KWAB
>>25623251Did you miss all the posts saying that Marine enabled underage drinking? Because we know that's what happened
>>2562342353k viewers though.
>>25623423maybe they're seeing all the superchats and veiws and they're milking it dry
>>25623341No?It's not even hentai, all private parts are covered on the original images.She just test how far she can go until YouTube AI bans the stream.AFAIK YouTube AI made the stream age restricted midway through.
>>25623371https://egg.5ch.net/streaming/subback.htmlGo nuts.
>Polka retweeting Marine's post with the link to her stream and then Fubuki's streamBased
>>25623366>You will never be marinefuck this gay earth
>>25623404>giving your personal info to your co-workerswhat could go wrong
>>25623315This would be funnier if it was backwards
>>25623426akis so cute she always makes me smile
>>25623177subaruchicken tikka masala for lunch and a double qp from mcdonald's for dinner that i regret getting since i still feel like shit
Carbon monoxide poisoning...
>>25623404https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5QRgpjfarY
>>25623348for real?
Your're oshi is gay
>53,604 watching nowthey know it's a train wreck, it's like watching 9/11 happen, just waiting for the second plane.
>>25623443Anon, a lot of them have the other's numbers for meet ups.
>>25623360I don't think you realize how horny this girl is, she likes porn of herself on twitter and sometimes comments on itthat "punishment game" where she started talking like a hentai character and mentioned how she wouldn't mind voice acting for one is proof Haachama is a massive perv
>>25623443They all love each other and get along well, many of them being friends for life.
https://twitter.com/mizuryuIt keeps getting lewder...
>>25623177SuiseiRavioli
>>25623434>>25623436Numbrains, everyone.
>>25623457correct
>>25623424Could work as one of the 3d skits.
>>25623434>>25623436would be a bad idea probably overall, other minor fake things along with real things would all get called into question if it was exposedgachikoi generally aren't paying for fiction