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I love HaachamaLosing morning member streams for that is really disappointing
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
きtら!!!
Early Kaichou
んあああああ
>>25618489Can I be a clownposter too?
HEY MANhttps://files.catbox.moe/yim4nf.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/lz05y7.mp4
Towa is a whore
INVERTEDNIPPLES
Your yubisHand them over
I love my daughter Towa.
FBK is gonna hit 1 million this year and it's gonna be so beautiful to witness.
Ahoy!
>>25618491Your dildosHand em over
>>25618489Imagine the smell
0 year old mouth farting baby
I've been jerking it to the idea of Lamy giving me a nursing handjob and I can't stop.
Support the Holostars.
I want them back, Koro-san
While Marine's ass keeps exploding from uber eats, Izuru has to hunt for his food: https://twitter.com/kanadeizuru/status/1293989925096812544
I think I might have autism. What's actually "wrong" with the Level 19 clip?
>>25618508
>>25618505>and it's gonna be so beautiful to witness.It's just a number, you utter bore.
>>25618492Haato is a shit and she's only good for cumming in her ass. Some aussie will do it soon, then she'll graduate before the end of the year.
>>25618511I can't wait to coom to her voice packs
>>25618504I also love my wife towa
>>25618348
While many people may be concerned about their worsening list of fetishes when they begin to include things like "feet" or "armpits", I do wish to inform you that there is little to worry about. These two fetishes lead directly into seemingly-worse fetishes such as a sweat fetish or body odor fetish, but this is again merely a great misconception. For you see, when you have begun to dream of smelling or licking your oshi you are actually now at the closest point to forgoing any concerns about the superficial beauty of your oshi and are on the precipice of being attracted purely to her existence itself. Once you cross this threshold, you become immediately and completely immune to the base commotions of the masses such as anti-posting or roommate-posting and filled with a resolve that lets you wish everyone else can love their oshi as much as you do to your own.So next time you imagine licking your oshi's sweaty armpits, or dunking your head in her laundry basket, or rubbing her feet on your face, or having your face replace her chair as the station of her rear: fear not. You are on your way to enlightenment and with it the joys of the purest oshi love.
ari...
>>25618468i would gather every single holo and one by one lick each of their armpits clean at the end of every day
>>25618504What a coincidence, I also love your daughter Towa.
https://twitter.com/daidoushinove/status/1296572632096059393son...
I love Suisei!
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT
I will make an honest woman out of Aloe
>>25618500I want Lamy to have another oekaki stream so she can skip drawing Nene again
>does some ringfit>AHHHHHHHHH I NEED ICE CREAMNOEL YOU FATASS
Reminder, anyone who says the girls don't make enough money is actually a Cover employee trying to get you to donate more to the girls. Don't believe their lies
>>25618519And I would agree with you cause numberfagging is aids but come on 1 million subs is an incredible feat.
This nukes 35P https://files.catbox.moe/9kix9y.webm
>>25618516SHES A FUCKING BITCH
>horny as fuck teenager>makes the nijikeks seethe>cute voiceWhy haven't you taken the Aloepill yet?
Tsunowaki!
>>25618489Japanese Botan best Botan
>>25618489>Didn't do any adventure stuff>Done alreadyNoel ffs
>>25618510God, why is her model so sexy? I mean, who could resist such a precious girl, no matter how old is she?
Your loicensesHand them over
>>25618504Her face is ugly.
>>25618542graduation soon lmao
>>25618542It has the side effect of giving you AIDS
>>25618514Guess this ones outlived its usefulness...dispose of it.
fanart request since i can't draw:korone doing one of two things1) suisei in hunting attire and a rifle chasing after korone hunting FBK and Polka scared up a tree2) korone screaming 'rip and tear' as she makes short work of pekora
I enjoy these Onigiriya pictures. I'm glad Okayu sent us all to prison, but still sneaks food to us.
>>25618491sox
>>25618491morning sex
Why the fuck is she eating ice cream while working out? Danchou....
I want her as a housewife.
>>25618542I have, she's great and I hope she comes back playing up the horny role
>>25618526I had the sweat fetish before I got an armpit fetish though
>>25618505But does Fubuki even care?
>>25618542I'd rather not catch any std
>>25618547basically thisthe rusky one is way to annoying
>>25618536>This trigger the Rushia
>>25618525STUPIDFUCKING CUNT
What is Noel's appeal? I find her to be the most generic one of them all to be honest?
How does this have 2k views? Did someone link it elsewhere? Is WINNING SON going to be the new mikoboat and become popular with normalfags?https://streamable.com/57qxr4
>>25618519>It's just a number>Just a number
I don't think Towa's going to win today, she sucks in the morning.At least her voice is nice!
>>25618542i have. i also unironically liked her debut song
>>25618525>https://twitter.com/kasagland/status/1296462325667561477感謝
>>25618546https://youtu.be/_BpEmwtjarU?t=17334~ara ara
>>25618510I wanna see her do ringfit so bad
https://streamable.com/kwmzge
>>25618568she doesn't do these streams any more..
>>25618542>niji get an internal investigation>turns out its all corrupt>all the good nijis join jolo and nijifags forever seethe
>>25618526Meant to post this one since it was relevant to today.
>>25618527peko
>>25618566DAMN
>>25618589>>25618526No..I won't give in...
>>25618577>>25618536
>>25618500what's with inverted nipples posting?
the fuck
>>25618489Noel your rhythm reps..
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1296576778404691968oh nonono
>>25618561forgot image ffs the whole reason i waited until bread change fml
Akibros, does any of you know the author of this?
>>25618526excellent post anon
I also love kanatan!
>>25618573probably not but it's good promo for Hololive.
Just a few more hours, guys
>>25618585She'd literally died on stream
>>25618542Is she really a teen? I read she is 29.
Watching horror movies with aloe while slowing transitioning into degenerate sex acts!
>>25618578Someone probably posted it on reddit. I uploaded it here though. Even with 2k views, it still is behind this classic.https://streamable.com/ri1m9r
>>25618564afternoon sex
https://twitter.com/daidoushinove/status/1296572632096059393Holostars? You mean Roberustar?
4chanchama?!
If you unironically want Aloe to graduate during or after her suspension, you aren't a Hololive fan at all. Your oshi would be disappointed that you're such a geninuely cruel person.
Shion yo...
>>25618526>>25618589
>>25618516I assume you talk about Coco+Moona clip. They were nearly done with that world so it made Coco look like a huge bitch for not taking couple more minutes to finish it since they had just passed the 1 hour mark. Everyone knows that Moona is autistic and bad with people but she could have at least tried to end it on a more positive note.
Dumpling!
Imagine comforting a sad Aloe by giving her a lap pillow, brushing apart her bangs and lightly kissing her on the forehead.
Towa...?
https://files.catbox.moe/ns55st.mp4
>>25618590breed peko
>>25618596It's based
test
>>25618578>going to beI've seen "are you winning" in virtually every holo's stream. The meme is winning.
>>25618589What the fuck are those ears-on-spikes at the bottom?
>>25618599OHNONONO FBKBROS
good thread for a few minutes
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1296576778404691968?s=20stop....they're all falling...one by one...
>>25618599FBK... Please shave your goatee.
We went down?
Pekora doesn't live with her parents, and even if she did, her parents definitely don't think she's a NEET. I know she said that in her stream. Wow, people can lie! She's a veteran livestreamer with a history on NND and now as part of Hololive, you think her parents never found out about any of that?She obviously lives with her boyfriend but she can't say that, so instead she claims she lives with her parents.
https://streamable.com/qm1foeThe cutest!
>>25618587what is this fucking garbage, did AI make this?
>>25618525Nene is hogging all the good lewd artists
>>25618599Is she LITERALLY worse than Coco now? At least when Coco arrived you knew you were going to get some gaijin nonsense. Fubuki's practically the trojan horse of Hololive.
https://files.catbox.moe/1fmlu2.webm
>>25618599It's too late to save her. The best thing we can do is hope that the death is swift.
Is Apex actually worth trying? After watching a bunch of Twappi streams I'm interested. I still play Overwatch and it's making me miserable
>>25618590just recently realized pekora is wearing the fucking bunny suit
>>25618559Is AIDS in Japan even a thing? That thing came from Africa to the Americans.
>>25618599It's actually so over
*FRIIIIIIIIIIIT**PRI PRI PRI*
>>256186075ch has changed their mind like 5 times on her age but it is somewhere between 19 and 24 years old.
>>25618627pekora's removable ears
>>25618550she's so soft
>>25618609The menhera is strong with this one, at first is so spontaneous it almost feels real.
Gen 0 Roboco!
>>25618515From grass eater to bug eater...
>>25618643just give it a go its free and if you do your reps you can impress some holos
Koro-san...
>>25618230unironically merch. as much as people here like to meme about it, it's true
>>25618635>Pekora [HEADCANON]
>>25618643It's alright, but I hope Button gets her to try out CoD.
>>25618599I wonder if she'll find more reddit argies to donate more of their monopoly money
>>25618643Just play Titanfall 2 instead.
>>25618631oops anon already posted it, gomen...
who will be the first to visit here?
>>25618561Stop begging and start doing reps. Exercise repsJapanese lesson repsDrawing repsEVERY DAY
*huff* *huff* DESPITE HAVING OVER 100k LIVE VIEWERS, NIJIFAGGOTS CAN BARELY MAKE OVER $100 IN SUPERCHATS
https://streamable.com/rmghmibros i cant hold on much longer
>>25618599FBK meme review when?
>>25618635They probably think she's a titty streamer, not a vtuber. It was a white lie.
>>25618599>https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1296576778404691968I dont see an issue. I'm assuming holos saw how popular coco's meme review was with the west and want in on that free publicity/fans. Seems like the logical move from a business perspective. The holos are products after all.
>>25618627https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sSIS4tzzZ8
>>25618614That are anons here who want to kill hundreds of millions of people.
>>25618640My main tank wife in her high rarity defense armor set
>>25618599All holo will be redditor soon...
>>25618590>>25618645Los Pekos, jajajaja.
>>25618643It's fun but the matchmaking eventually makes it very unfun.The moment you see multiple red trails in your pub is when you know you are not going to have a good time.
What rank is Towa in apex?
Towa...
>>25618609I just realized that Noel's menhera moments are gone. It must her elf husband influence.
>>25618667nice fanbase ya got there
Gen 0 Sora!
>>25618649Can they fucking decide already? Our boners are at stake.
>>25618577Big IRL milkers.
>>25618671they just like shitty memes
>>25618659How do you explain off collabs and 3d events and meetings at cover corp, including the job interview and everything? You think pekora told her parents she's just going out to meet some friends?
>>25618665>Japanese lesson repsalready doing thatshut the fuck up and draw what I asked please
Noel is really low energy today. Was the constant sex with Flare that exhausting?
>>25618655cute donkey
>>25618599:(
>>25618599>Unironically hates unicorns>Will commit career suicide to prove it>"Hello? Kaigainiki? I like burger! BURGER FOX! Reddit is fun! YAY! Best FRIENDS!"
>>25618680Plat
>>25618640>hey babe, good morning
>>25618643I don't think so, battle royales are fun to watch sometimes but shit to playJust buy fall guys and have some stupid fun instead
>>25618599Why are you all acting surprised? Her whole shtick is dumb reddit-tier memes
>>25618636fuck that is cute.
>>25618577she's a very earnest girl doing what she likes, she's not a larger than life entertainer like marine or korone, but she's very pleasant to watch, it help that she has a fantastic voice that makes for an easy viewing experience
>>25618599leddit can't stop winning
>>25618662Titanfall is very beginner unfriendly.
>>25618599it's just the beginning of reddit pandering...
>>25618635i'm not her boyfriend, i'm her husband.
>>25618614Your oshi wont even collab with Aloe so why should you care?
AHEM$103.50
>>25618614I'm not a hololive fan, I'm a Watamefan. Aloe should graduate.
>>25618619>she notices the growing bulge in your pants
>>25618640FAQUTUBE
>>25618645Slowpokechama-peko
Gen 0 Mikoti!
>>25618599We did it Reddit!
>>25618599better than coming to this shit hole isn't it.
>>25618704It's also fucking dead.
>>25618660Nah, I want them together in R6:S
>>25618690 It is okay, friend so do I
Which hololive should I follow if I just want fun and no drama whatsoever?
>>25618636>https://streamable.com/qm1foenice, it's refreshing to see somebody laugh when they die instead of rage
>>25618577her roommate has gigantic breasts
>>25618689Her parents probably work all day and come home late at night just like in my animes
Would Artia get shut down if you sent her the Tianamen Square pasta?
>>25618682They still happen from time to time specially with her roommate but they are less explosive and shorter , it guess she really is in a better place mentally than before
>>25618657She's put on a lot of weight doing 10 hour streams and eating food from the コンビニ
>>25618664Artia and Risu already did, but they don't speak about it for understandable reasons.
>>25618702Don't say she has a fantastic voice like it is a fact. I hate her voice
>>25618724Sora
wtf was that towa??
>>25618724Subaru
I like how Haachama is supposed to be the holo that speaks English, but yet she still pronounces words like "finally" as "finarry" and "degenerate" as "degenelate"
>>25618724Any of them. Just filter.
$103.50
>>25618724Watch whoever you like and fuck off from this place, problem solved.
>>25618721Which is also why they've put it on sale again so soon.
>>25618639Shut up Coco.
Towa's morning noises are so cute.
>>25618668I love my wife so much
>>25618724Shion yo
>>25618599They cant keep getting away with it.
>>25618614It's N-word fags again. It's always them.They are behind all the shit posts.
>>25618716Nyahallo
>>25618577L CUPS
>>25618736that is a fact though,
>>25618536ywn be Noel
>>25618619>giving Aloe a lap pillow>her horns will pierces your testicles
>>25618724your favorite
>>25618724Most of them are okay, just don't go here while you're watching them.
>>25618492It sucks but she has been really spoiling us compared to other membership to be honestIt's possible that manager is behind this tooAlso she sounded like she was pissed off recently
Gen 0 Suisei!
>>25618743Why do you think they had to hire the orange lady?
danchou...
>>25618719depending on a timezone, /hlg/ might be very holo-friendly at times considering how lax is moderation compared to reddit
>>25618657>Whey PowderI hope she's doing morning RFA like Noel because if not she's going to just be putting on more fat with that stuff.
>>25618636https://files.catbox.moe/2vqdz9.mp4
>>25618599REDDITCHADS I KNEEL
>>25618672Thankye.
>>25618635I mean, imagine>your daughter goes out one day and comes back in the car of a woman with huge tits and a mountain of rabbit themed gifts they know for sure, they probably just don't bother her about it
>>25618599Nice
>>25618722I wish.
>>25618724watame, all the drama is narrativefagging and falseflags
>>25618724Okayu, RBC, Flare.
>watching luna's last piano stream>she starts playing from the new world and the retards in chat start spamming JAWSits all so exhausting, im so glad they cant read this shit
>>25618759There is absolutely nothing special about her voice.
>>25618774Cute!
>>25618755https://files.catbox.moe/52180h.webm
>>25618635Being a streamer doesn't excuse you from labeled a NEET dumbass. We all know they think she is a titty streamer. It's what she had been doing for 5 years prior to joining Hololive.Pekora has no reason to explain to them that she got a contract with Cover now. They are boomers, they won't get it.
>>25618599ogey
>>25618749What are other holos that sounds completely different early in the morning?
>>25618635>She's a veteran livestreamer with a history on NNDIs that a job?
>>25618736You're objectively wrong, friend.
>>25618611Is he the Star that puts the most effort into streaming and such? Damn.
Twoa...
>>25618577fat titscute, soothing voicealways does her bestcan go onee san modepossibility of menheraoccassionaly says something really batshit out of the bluehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxuvLZV9-4g&t=2s
>>25618789Mikochi come back.
>>25618755Hey man
>>25618724Okayun
>>25618691DO YOUR DRAWING AND EXERCISE REPS, ANON!
>>25618749No one asked.
>>25618599
>>25618796Star? He's probably the holo with the most consistent and frequent streaming schedule in the whole org.
>>25618577She has a wonderful voice and acts very cute
>>25618736I guess it comes down to personal preference, but i really like her range, from her soft asrm to the menhera outburst thing like >>25618640 make me gosling real hard
>>25618617>couple more minutesThey spent ages on one stage.
>>25618724l*l*
>>25618724Sora.
Ayame-sama let me sniff your seat after you stream onegai
>>25618807its nice to see that our son genuinely loves his job
>>25618724Comet
>>25618724if you don't want drama, you leave this shithole, watch your oshi and gosling yourself to sleep every night
Still waiting for the continuation of that holohouse greentext fanfic fubukifriendchama
Please list the Hololives who are best friends with one another.Thank you.
>>25618599when will /hlg/ stop getting BTFO?
>>25618710>6 hours later
>>25618599>literally r*ddit
>>25618599Good for them and her >>25618719agreed
>>25618789hope miko dies
Oh... oh no...
>>25618614i'm a fan of some vtubers who happen to be in hololive. it doesn't mean i have to like or support all of them
bros reddit just steal our memes and are taking credit for it.............
>https://twitter.com/yukihanalamy/status/1296484394480402433This is gonna come back to bite her in the ass isn't it? To make things worse she added -san even to names that already ended with -san, basically confirming she didn't pay attention at all.
>>25618801Senkyu nice tu meetu.
>>25618589cant for holohouse feet and armpit art
>>25618831the death flags were all over the place...
>>25618790>I have no reason to explain to my parents that I have a successful career Ah that explains it. Pekora is a sociopath
>>25618599WHEN WILL THIS NTR ARC END?WHO'S NEXT?
>>25618724pekora and aqua, both are autistic pro gamers>>25618781>crying every fucking stream>no drama
>>25618749>>25618789>>25618800>>25618830stop spamming
>>25618823Towa...
>>25618826Oh boy it's that part of the timeloop where we try to figure out what's wrong in the heads of retards here that actually want holos to visit
>>25618831that was so awkward holy shit
Does 5th gen even know Mio or Miko?
>Haato followed by Noel followed by Marine-Shion followed by LammyWtf so many morning streams
>>25618599REMEMBERTHIS IS THE FUTURE (YOU) CHOSE
>>25618826When we kick out the /v/ermin
I never really thought about the fact that after Gen 3, it's almost all guaranteed that every future holo hired is going to be a Hololive fan. For the first couple gens, it'd be reasonable to think that not all of them were fans since they weren't really that popular, but after the hololive boom, it's practically guaranteed that everyone hired will have already been a fan of at least one holo.
>>25618599imagine wasting your time in here when all of them are at kekdit
>>25618599FUCK COCO FUCK FUBUKI AND FUCK REDDIT
>>25618599Man, Coco really saved r/Hololive, it used to be a dead place to put fanart and now is a place where shit grows.
>>25618790do you even know what NEET mean.try to look up what the first E means you retared faggot. she's not a NEET
Noel you didn't even try today..........
>>25618844>4 out of 300 posts>spamming
>>25618827aloe would be annoying to live with, sex in the morning sex in the afternoon sex while im trying to play gamessex while im trying to do my reps sex while im trying to watch hololive sex before sleeping
>>25618842>instances of getting emotional>drama
>>25618846they don't need to visit but the fucking manginas on reddit don't have anything to show except digital cuntsuckery
>>25618599The void stream was the final curtain for FBK. It was her cry for help
>>25618667There was that one who just recently broke the record for most superchat for a vtuber in a single stream ever?
>>25618864Don't give the sperg (You)s
>>25618864Please be patient with the thread schizos.
>>25618844eat shit
I genuinely want Miko to die because I want to see how would the thread react.t. Kenzoku
>>25618823Pekora and herself
>>25618578>Did someone link it elsewhere?pretty obvious it was, it's a good clip
>>25618793If you make money doing it and you're not a tax evader then yes
>>25618834Nah
>>25618768Wouldn't you be pissed off if you were trapped in Australia for foreseeable future?
>>25618857good thing the SUPERIOR Fox will never use l*ddit.... right?
>>25618834based
>>25618834based.creating new narratives so aloe can come back safely
>>25618883give it 2 weeks
>>25618834It’s gonna come back to bite both her and Botan. I never stay for these but they’re pretty important for Gachikoi
>sheep become the hunter, ha ha
>>25618834double san is something they tend to do even when live reading, it's kinda cute
>>25618840>successful career>2D girl streamer>otakushitDon't forget that they are Japanese.
>>25618834This is based.
>>25618834>those passive agressive jp comments...
>>25618823Fubuki and Me
>>25618599Well she's been lurking for quite a while already so this isn't really surprising She really is having fun with it huh?
>>25618865My mana...
>>25618883>thinking a japanese shitposters has any preconceptions that would prevent them from doing so You really need to stop getting your hopes up
>>25618875I want Miko to live a long and healthy life surrounded by people she loves and I hope she streams as much as possible.
>>25618885Aloe onegai steppy
>>25618873Very cute Towa, thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT0zn4zm3Hw Shion & Marine
>>25618834>Remembers that one Jap that was losing his shit cause Aki missed his supacha Ooooh boy I can only imagine the possible salt mine from this...
>>25618834theyre shooting themselves in the foot doing this. nene is the only sensible one that understands its place
>>25618812Go back to /v/ please.
Which 5th gen is going to incline the most after the collab ban is over?
>>25618840She is an introvert actually. I havent told any of my friends that I'm not a NEET anymore. It's bothersome. I don't bother sharing anything about my life. If my parents weren't always observing me, I wouldn't have told them I'm a wagecuck either. To this day I still haven't explained them what I actually do at my job, and it's been two years. Why bother?Not everyone is a mouth breathing extrovert sharing every little bit of their lives as if the world around them gave a shit about it.
>>25618883kek they'll all eventually get on the basedboy KEKOLDED FAGGOT REPROBATE bandwagon
which holo has the best drink?
When's aqua's concert? is there a limit to how many tickets there are?
>>25618808I am trying as hard as I can to watch her stream but I cannot stand her voice. I can't stay on her stream for more than 3 seconds without feeling like my ears are about to bleed. Really wanted to give her a chance but I just can't.
>>25618800From her newest members only https://files.catbox.moe/9kix9y.webm
>>25618896>passive aggressive jpno need to repeat yourself
>Marine busting out OG Mario TennisNext she'll bust out Mario Party 1, 2, and 3 to end all her friendships.
>>25618873>>25618864>>25618844>>25618830>>25618800>>25618798>>25618749>>25618738>>25618681>>25618680>>25618643>>25618610>>25618581>>25618566>>25618504>>25618499>>25618903>>25618907stop spamming
>>25618922ogey
>>25618909Marine seems to be having a lot of fun with these 64 collabs
>>25618896EOP here, can you please post one o those sweet comments here? Translate of course!
>>25618915aloe
deathposting isn't funny or annoying, it's just sad seeing someone unironically wishing someone else to die, please seek help
>>25618599bros should i create a reddit account? the FOMO is getting way too strong
>>25618916Hey NIGGERFAGGOTgive me your MBTI horoscope MEME ANALYSIS of the hololives and put it on LEDDIT for COCONAHOLE to review you fucking KEKOLD PSEUD
>>25618919
>>25618834>all those comments calling her cute and people (who SC) telling her it's okayYeah she's doomed
>>25618925Virtual Pro Wrestling 64 when?
>>25618896No shit. If you can't be bothered to do SC readings when you are already streaming the bare minimum then just go the FBK route and don't do it all.When their SCs dry up like a puddle in the sun I hope they won't be complaining about it because they did it to themselves.
>>25618926Take your meds, schizochi
>>25618926pog moment
Checking the archives Sora literally collabs just once or twice a month, usually with anyone except a Holo and this has happened for years alreadyI wish management does something about it...
>25618926no
>>25618854which hololive do you think could take a punch to the face?
>>25618925god I wish there would be a holo older mario party stream
>>25618915Not Aloe.;_;
>>25618938Finally! Art where the artist actually drew shoe soles realistically dirty/worn. It's not hard people.
>>25618919>>25618827Aloe
>>25618919Roberu
https://twitter.com/daidoushinove/status/1296577569500753920?s=19Since when were you under the impression that Roberu is only one person?
>>25618834Lamy did say she wasn't going to read the superchats from her goi stream.Meanwhile Botan didn't and did the same thing.
For a former utaite, Flare really hasn't done much music wise, which is a shame i really like her voice, and her utawakus are top tier, hopefully now that things are more estable for her she can dedicate more time to it thankfully the people around her recognize her hard work and talent and in such she got a place in ALICE and managed to transition the oneesan gumi into a proper idol unit here, have some of her singing bros https://files.catbox.moe/zuetip.webm https://streamable.com/icu6qbhttps://streamable.com/92fscnhttps://files.catbox.moe/wksrzz.webmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur0K2WA67jwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8Z7mUOGEAE
>>25618834Others have already done this before retard.
Wait 5th gen won't even read supachas? Are they fucking crazy!?!?
>>25618943Just get the fuck out of here kid...
>>25618909>Mario Tennislets gooooooooooo
>>25618931It's always fun to go back to being 10 years old.
>>25618862I never said she was a NEET retard. I said being a streamer doesn't excuse you from being labeled a NEET. Learn to fucking read, loser.
>>25618938unironically kys
>>25618953meant for>>25618926
>>25618915PolkaAll of a sudden this "newbie" will collab with the big holos, get calls from people like Sora and they will participate in her stream instead of theirs.
>>25618926>Don't talk about hololive in the hololive thread
>>25618954Marine and gladly
>>25618834Gen 5 is literally wasting the instant headstart they got that holomem worked for 2 years. What the fuck is wrong with them?
>glosses over your $500 USD aka supachaWhat do you do?
>towa apex>4k viewers only
>>25618955Why do you want Four Dead Holos?
>>25618915Polka
>>25618980immediately cum and start farting
>>25618896Fuck idolcucks
>>25618971I didn't give a (you) for a reason
>>25618970take your meds
>>25618909YEAH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT0zn4zm3HwGET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>25618926BASED /vyt/ schizo.
>>25618909Senchou playing in the Sea of Thieves fucking when?
>>25618919Aloe's glass of piss
>>25618962Sorry I don't listen black music
>>25618834>cabaretfags got mad over a simple thingI hope they (You) don't make a drama out of it.
>>25618964Go back to your work, chang
>>25618972Can't wait for Polka to collab with Marine, Miko and Korone again.
What's with the pretend meidos in this thread?
>>25618980She said so at the begging of the stream, anyone angry that she didn't read their superchat is an idiot
>>25618991RAPE
>all these streams during reps hoursAt least this place is as bad as ever
Antis and shitposters are desperate to find doom everywhere they look huh
>>25618919Suisei by farFollowed closely by Nene. Nene chads were you at?
>>25618912Man, imagine actually being such a smoothbrain that you would pick Aki to donate to and then get mad when she missed yours, which is clearly an accident. I doubt there's another Holo who consistently puts more effort into thanking her fans. I've gotten like a dozen hearts from her on my random generic comments on her videos, and two actual replies. I've never SC'd her so its not something she's just doing to names/icons she recognizes.
>>25618964They never had to work for their 100k sub milestone, heck some jumped straight to 200k subs just by debuting. I'm hoping it will get revealed it's their management capping their streaming hours but that's a stretch.
>>25618977This but unironically.
so whats this i hear about okayu being fat
>comes in>immediately has fluffiest tailhow can any other holo even hope to compete?
>he's not a clown
>>25619001Someone called the sperg out last thread so he's throwing a fit now.
>13k difference between Botan and TowaTowacucks...
>>25618983so Miko won't feel lonely in the afterlife
>>25618834They're sabotaging their most important time period by not trying to build a loyal base of superchatters. It's not just about hearing your name read not saying that some don't do it just for that but the chuuba showing they care enough about their fanbase to spend time reading messages sent to them. It's why Fubuki and Suisei have horrible supa numbers since they just feel like they're doing the obligated one hour and leaving.
>>25618962It’s a shame everyone is busy with other stuff, as I can see ALICE doing songs like this:https://youtu.be/fpniciE_z84Imagine Flare being the center here
https://twitter.com/BOW999/status/1296577178969112578
>>25618994>glass>pissanon...
>>25618834Mixed feelings. Botan has done SC readings after streaming before. She didn't read SCs from the CoD stream because it was in the middle of the night, which I think is understandable, but usually wouldn't they just save them for the end of a future SC reading?
>>25619014Yeah man I'm sure it was totally their decision to end their streams at exactly one hour the day they were raking in constant superchats
>>25618982>no sheep steaming so they can't use watame holding viewers as an excuse>noel is done anyways and reading superchats and is at 4k alsoMan nobody really watches t*wa
>>25618964they get everything for free yet they can't even thank the people who gave them money, what a bunch of useless whores
>>25618919Suisei by a long shot, Noel's baby bottle is also cute
>>25618965>ook ook i am introvert tribe>ook ook you bad i am extrovert tribe>i am wojak>I am doomer>i am pepetired fucking memes dudestop talking in pathetic teenager lingo
>>25618998Korone and Polka collab will be so awkward.
>>25619007No I don't like fps's
>>25618960stopped thinking that since his mario party stream
>>25618980
>>25619018I WANNA USE THAT FLUFFY TAIL AS MY PILLOW AAAAAAAA
>>25618989take your estrogen pills
>>25619037i could fold you like an origami kid
>>25618919Nothing beats 19L of water each stream
>>25619035Makes me hard seeing people mad about this
>>25618982Yesterday, sheep was reading superchats at 8k, polka clowning at 11k, while towa couldn't even hit 3k.Does nobody really want to watch towa?
>>25618945Yeah, I hope she keeps doing this, because people are all fine with it!
>>25619014Just a coincidence that all of them were scared shit less of going overtime. [spoilers] it's not a coincidence you dumbass
So not reading superchats is something they actually agreed upon among themselves? What in the world is the narrative here?
>>25618955Which holos would even play? All I remember is Okayu clearing 2's Minigame Roller-coaster, so she'd be a good competitor.
>>25618980Risu moment
>>25619038It's been a while since either of them were part of upd8, I doubt it's going to be a crazy situation.
>>25619018See Mio should have the fluffiest tail by a mile but she got robbed.
>>25618724Just watch clips. There's no point in watching any of these girls jack their mouths off for an hour when they are only entertaining 5-10 minutes per stream, if that.
>>25618996You're not allowed to have your opinion here, dumbass cat poster who can't even get 1m.
>>25619037He is right, fuck off retard.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Watame and Coco. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Watame's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Watame and Coco truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Watame's existencial catchphrase "わためはわるくないよね," which itself is a cryptic reference to クソザコインターネット. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Motoaki Tanigo's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Watame and Coco tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
>>25618834It will, but, it will take time. Once the numbers start to turn downward she will do everything she can to pander to the gachikoi. She is 100% cabaret by design; maybe even the most blatant one in the brand.
>>25619077t. eop
>>25619029>but usually wouldn't they just save them for the end of a future SC reading?usually they do that. But gen 5 feels like they are special so instead they just make a jpg
>>25618982Are you okay representing Watame this way?
>>25619028What, is it a chalice of cum?
>>25618982twappi...
FUCK YEAH LUNAITOS
>>25619068nene is the only smart one
>>25619037You done sperging like a retard yet?
>both still sleepingreal epic shion you little SHITTY BRAT
>>25619018Is Polka motherly like?
>>25619082Go back
>>25619061It's obviously a one time thing dipshit. She got $16k on her very first monetized stream you can't expect a complete newbie to read SC for multiple hours (all the while still getting a shitton of SC), meanwhile management is pigeonholing their streaming hours. This is just a bandaid solution to all of that.
Where's the fucking stream Shion? Do we have to call... THEM?
>>25618993Never she's a cosplayer she doesn't like real pirates
>>25619085its the peko falseflagger, i would never diss on towa
I'd really like to see Pekora play Prison Architect. Start out like horrified as she starts to learn the game saying things like "Do they really do this? Is this real? They actually DO this in prison? This is awful!" and then about an hour later just be an absolutely merciless warden with all armed guards on Free Fire 24/7.
>>25619088CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE
>>25619077EOPs are actually real? Holy shit
>>25618945Those who are slightly bothered won't go full autism mode on twitter, they will just stop sending supachas
Who deserves a 中出し the most?Shion or senchou?
>>25618834FUCK dedicating time and attention to paypigs. I hope this becomes the standard
>>25618834Just a reminder, Subaru, Flare and Coco remembers who their gachikois are because they steadily built that relationship by always reading out their names and messages.
>>25619088>Succubus characterI don't know, what do YOU think?
>>25619057then you have severe problems anonchama
Sora’s profile finally uses the blue eyes. Didn’t make sense to keep the brown eyes as long as she did
Which holo gives the best kisses?
>>25619076her tail is cute
>>25619087Half of the names are English, Botan is really big among EOPs
>>25619084eops get the best hololive experience. jops and weebs get Towa Is a Whore memes and narratives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpQ3ox36K_QFBK!?
Towinning!
>>25618834>all these people thinking this is the first time a Holo has done thisJesus fucking christ.
Honestly the reading superchats portion of streams is retarded. Let them play games for an extra hour instead of reading the names of all the simps
>>25619068Holos are tired of their fans bullshit and they're going to destroy Cover's offices
What kinds of characters would you have in your Hololive Fantasy 2 anon? Personally I'd love a calm mystic type character sort of like Rosalyn to be one of them or just rosalyn please
>>25619068Stream time limits for the newbies. Cant let them stand over the old gens.
>>25619106Shitty game. No.
>>25619087maybe because reading sc is a retarded practice.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MX2I9sVgN0M>Sora is frightened by something in a horror gameWell Hololive, that's your narrative just fell apart.
do other vtubers have crazy Japanese fans demanding shit from them and doxing them or is it just Hololive?
>>25619071there would need a good balance of boke and tsukkomi
>>25619116I ain't never seen cum colored yellow.
>>25619128That's pretty funny actually.
>>25619100>you can't expect a complete newbie to read SC for multiple hoursThat's not a valid excuse.
>Waiting for Marine Ch. 宝鐘マリンare they still asleephow energetically did they fuck
Everyone has the right to approach superchats are they want, however taken into account that there's already a precedent more than a year in the making with gen 3, format that gen 4 also adapted, there should be more consideration as to how approach things, or at least clear communication on what the model is going to be going forward
>>25619100>Zatsudan streamer can't read for hoursSasuga 5th gen.
>>25618982Towa's apex streams are boring desu if you're a non-fan (neutral) to her. Not even a homofag but I enjoyed Astel's more, even Aqua's.
>>25619115thisif give people an incentive to donate more people will
>>25619037military grade cringe
>>25619122Your favorite.I want to kiss Towa, even if she has ulcers
>>25619122marine
>>25619052>>25619081>>25619094t. boomers zoomers doomers
>>25619136Hey it's this or the Pekoland Cannibal Enclave in Rimworld
>>25619129Pekora did it once and she had to do a naked dogeza. People are not losing their shit with gen 5 because they are still not emotionally invested. Instead, they will just slowly stop supporting them
>>25618602>Kanatan wants to train her English singing more>also wants to train her lower range>still no karaoke/cover of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7G7EtRLGA4Tenshi, please... I need this
>>25619122Aloe, she has experience.
After that Risu's debacle, and now Lamy and Botan's, I find it funny that people from here are always mad for other people money.
>>25619128Fubuking.
>>25619128This reminds me so much of Miko/FBK's live asacoco(and airasacoco) reaction... Good times
Mikochi...
>>25619122marine sloppy kissing noises
I think towa is better with wingman than astel is, I might be wrong though
>>25619115Why the fuck would you want to develop a relationship with a gachikoi? What part of that sounds like a good idea?
>>25619134Sio as an underhanded sneaky elf thief!
>>25619146And yet more lads are waiting compared to people watching Towa's stream
>>25619159>she had to do a naked dogezaI remember that, that was great
Towa is actually good
>>25619148Control your autism
>>25619155https://streamable.com/ot6oiu
>>25619151Astel is entertaining until he gets awkward queueing with a girl
>>25619162You can tell that it's poorfags sperging too which makes it even better.
>>25619100Damn, Lamytards getting defensive is the funniest shit I've seen in these threads in weeks.
>>25619122Definitely Aki
>>25619122Korone, she has experience
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1296584192738779136草
>>25618873would you eat towa's shit?
>>25618943yo don't say the n-word, it's not funny.
>>25619129They weren't handed free 200k subs to start with.
>>25619085People who post that want her to be misreprestented.
>>25619162The person who ritualposted with this picture and he wrote towa is a whore in every thread vanished. What happened?
>>25619151Yeah at least it's funny when aqua spergs and slurps
>>25619139That happened ages ago, EOP cuck. She is scared of cicadas and worms. Now go back to Pleddit.
>>25619177What are you talking about, astel spilling his spaghetti is top tier entertainmenteven if it's painful to watch at times
>>25619162Finally a based fbk post
>>25618909WAKE UP
>>25619112Aloe
>>25619128damn, Fubuki's loading music is groovy as hell
Senchou is succing Shion RIGHT NOW
>>25618578the way he yells reminds me of door stuck
>>25619169Because that's how you make money? Are you unironically retarded?
>>25619087She put this in description>PC版です。深夜なので静かめです。そのためスパチャ読みができないため、>後日お名前を記載した画像でお礼をする予定です!Also mentioned it at the start of the streamIf people are complaining about it, it's their fault they can't read/listen
>>25619177that's the best part though
>>25619151Towapex is fine, I think she is too aggressive to ever be great at it though, she will always be just good with some funny chokes.
Man, Towa's voice is really adorable.
>animal hololives will never play Sub Rosa or Overgrowth
Botan wasn't that bad in Warzone
>>25619183Korone....have you been to sleep...........
>>25619205but at what cost
>>25619139Sora has always been afraid of insects and worms you retarded newfag maybe watch more Sora before you make embarrassing statements like this
>>25619128>>25619183let the bully begin
If I will report every mention of Sio as off-topic, will the meidos delete it?
>>25619150No she can't. They are forbidden of streaming out of schedule.
>>25619122passion is more important in kissing than experience or anything else, so marine or aloe
>>25618834I hope 5chinks seethe.
>>25619134A monk, a rogue/thief, a dragonrider knight who comes with pet dragon lore, maybe a merchant or blacksmith.
>>25619204the phantom exterior like fish eggs interior like suicide wrist-red. I could exercise you, this could be your phys-ed. Cheat on your man homie AAGH I tried to sneak through the door man! Can't make it. Can't make it. Shit's stuck. Outta my way son! DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! PLEASE! I BEG YOU! We're dead. You're a genuine dick sucker.
>>25619211Your favorite holo will never play your favorite games anon, just give up hope...
>>256191805 fucking gallons of water
>>25619190La familia got him.
>>25619122https://files.catbox.moe/y09gvd.webmHer sister is more passionate though
YOU FUCKING SHITTY BRAT SION
>>25619218They'll probably delete you for report spamming
>>25619218are you new?
aren't supposed to be dead hours?
>>25619064i need more roboco picsI only have like 4
>>25618925OG is on the Virtual Boy
>>25619112>dont have to look up yomi-chan for those kanjikekku, so this is the power of reps.
>>25619144It's an incredibly valid excuse
>>25619207She even mentioned it at some point during the stream, so if anyone gave their money there and regrets it that's on them. It's not like she doesn't read SCs at all.
>>25619068>What in the world is the narrative here?There is no narrative, they're just lazy. If you want someone who actually cares about their fans, you follow Nene, not Lamy or Botan.
>>25619230oh yeah? well my favorite game is whatever is the flavor of the month normalfag casual game
>>25619238aren't speak english?
>>25619171The unlucky elf thief!
>>25619218no, her fat ass belongs here
Drunk Senchou playing with Shion yo's Shion yos!
>>25619187The n word is nijisanji, not nigger.
Marine...Shion...
>confirmed cabaret gen 2.0>but they won't even read your superchatwhat's the point of adding new members if you're going to be completely worthless despite getting everything without any effort? no wonder why there's already controversy, they're a bunch of ungrateful sluts
>>25619210I didn't ask.
>>25619218reporting doesnt work here, you have to @ the jannies on IRC
Can't wait for Aqua's concert!https://files.catbox.moe/572ub7.mp4
>>25619218Announcing a report is also against the rules fyi.
deploy the ojisans
>>25619230
please watch towa, at least she's streaming and not late
WAKE UP!
Wi wi winguman~
Why do people call this an anti thread?
>>25619264based
>Shion and Marine are latePunishment game time for later?
>>25619210Morning Towa has the best voice.
ogey
>>25619218Damn, Sio going through a damn warzone right now with everyone and their mother trying to get in her accounts and making new ones. Not to mention everyone else she doxxed
>>25619239
Why is Youtbe's Theater mode for streaming so dog shit compared to Twitch?
I love Suisei
>>25619207HOLY BASEDLamy can bite. My Lamycoins were well spent.
>>25619248>Nenefags pushing this narrative because she's got nothing else going for herYikes.
>>25619140They do, but it seems worse at hololive because they tend to be more accommodating towards those crazies, further encouraging the behavior through the implication that they are justified in their expectations.
>>25619230already have
>>25618500Lamy my wife.
>>25619249Based fall guy spammerchad
>>25619245>It's an incredibly valid excuseNot when Nene did it herself, even if she was very slow at reading kanji she still completed it. Unironically, the retarded and the most unpopular one is the only one who cares about her fans.
>>25619254No, it's offtopic, she belongs to /vyt/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpQ3ox36K_Q>He's not waiting with the fox
>FBK making a waiting room streamBased
Kanata's and Suisei's utawakus are only going to get even better going forward since now the can ask each other for backing vocals in advance more easily
>>25619255i don't have a reaction image that accurately represents my feelings upon seeing this short movie
>>25619279rrrat
>>25619183https://twitter.com/jarren_ling/status/1296584666816774145Do EOPs really?
>>25618944that shota cum edit with Suisei still gets me
>>25619272>garbage voiceno
>>25619292
late peko
>>25619254Sio's fat ass belongs on my face.
>>25618500With how cold she is, shouldn't they be erect all the time?
Hey....MeeeeeeeeeeeeeenMIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why are you all seething about the superchat thing?Don't... Don't tell me any of you actually donate...
>>25619261hoes (you) mad
>>25619249Oh? What's next months game?
>>25619295Holy shit are they both asleep or something?
Fubuki sounds like she isn't quite managing to reach the pitch of the Fubuki voice this morning
>>25619261Gen 4 was cabaret gen 2.0
I'm so proud of her!
>>25619218You can try. A week from now please tell us if it worked or got you banned.
>>25619309I just like finding excuses to get mad
Oh shoot, you're next in line! What two snacks are you getting to share with Nene?For me it's popcorn and raisinets
>>25619308
>>25619220Which is completely retarded. If a talk streamer can't talk then what is she good for?
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1296584192738779136?s=19Shion yo ...Marine yo...
>>25619311dwarf fortress and wizardry 8
>>25619134god i wish there was a rosalyn in gen 5. card games and singing are two things i could really enjoy watching
>>25619316Aloebros...
>>25619029It was listed in the description that she'll be thanking them in another stream.
>>25619314Yeah, probably because is too early
UMM SO WHAT HAPPENED TO MARINE'S STREAM? IT'S NOT AN 8AM STREAM? WHERE'S SHION
>>25619267https://files.catbox.moe/88hui5.mp4 But will she have her memories back by then?!
>>25619294her fat ass belong on my dick, and her cute face in /hlg/
>>25619316Aloe...
>>25619301Theon...
>>25619295FBK's fucking pissed at how Hololive has gone to the shitters on her break, making streams to shame everyone that oversleeps...
>>25619320noneI'm trying to get a piece of that stud in the back
have the hololivers already played fortnite?
>>25619287>Yikes.So Lamytards are those kind of posters. It all makes sense now.
Shion....Marine....wake up, your stream....
>>25619261aloe will read every supacha even ars, i bet my sashimi on it
>>25619316Both of them are Towa's. At this rate, gen6 will be a Towa only gen.
FBK is at 800k
>>25619316Barely pulling away from someone who can not stream.
That's it. CALL THE OJI-SANS
What in the actual fuck is Fubuki doing?
yoisho
>>25619048So deathposters are confirmed /vpol/tards
Fubuki is a treasure
>>25619254>>25619306I've seen a lot of talk about her having a fat ass. Why is this? What has confirmed that she has a fat ass? I'm a connoisseur of fat asses so I need to study this phenomenon and investigate and review her fat ass.
Why do the chubas I want to watch have to stream at 2am?
Fubuki please
FBK PLEASE AHOY
>>25619306brother, i feel you
>>25619180Ayame has the prettiest lips in all of Hololive
>>25619341RBC did occasionally
>>25619349being cute like always
FBK is pretty decent at making a cabaya impersonating marine impersonation
>>25619334SEXA depressed girl and a horny woman in the same room? What else would happen besides SEX?
>>25619220>They are forbidden of streaming out of schedule.This isn't .Live they can do what they want
>>25619346Yet she gets the least supachats
Shion and Marine stayed up late sucking each others boobs and have slept in, please understand
This confirms Marine sucked on Shion's tiny titties all night, right?
>>25619341Roboco used to be the fortnite holo. She legit used to play it all the fucking time.
>>25619316Nenebros, we were suppose to be winning.
Fubuki's Marine sounds like Kanata doing Marine just like Flare's Coco sounds like Kanata doing Coco
HAHAHAHAHA
>>25619306no she belongs on mine
>>25619354Cannon fat hot ass.
>>25619348>THAT fuckin doujinYou mfer....actually. DO IT.
FBK's spontaneity is a real skill. A Shion/Senchou wake-up RTA is a great idea.
is fubuki casting their stream or osmething?
>>25619349Calling out the lesser Holos on their failures to keep to schedule.
Shion Marine morning collab soon. Has breast-sucking happened yesterday? Will we ever find out? Only time will tell.
>>25619349a very impressive real time attack
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I JUST WANNA CUM ON HER TUMMY AND SUCK HER MILKIES IT'S NOT FAIR YAGOO LET HER FREEEEEEEEE
Shionbros... She belongs to Marine now.
at the end of the day, korone is most like your average anon, right?
>>25619354ask it in /vyt/ fag
>>25619341minecraft >>>>> fortnite
>>25619349Shitting on Marine and Shion for oversleeping.
>>25619378ohonononononononono
naked dogeza please marine.
>>25619378Gen 5 is fucking dead
Marine will most likely wake up only to post she mistook the stream time and then delay for another 2 hours.
>>25619378Oh no the unicorns got mad
>>25619139That’s common knowledgeAlso, she specifically stated she freezes up when afraid, hence the lack of reactions because that is her reaction. But she still would play on like in RE7
>>25619378Is this real holy shit
What's Fubuki going to do if they cancel the stream?
>>25619159>>25618834>>25618896Idolpigs are retarded
>>25619378SEETHING
>>25619378yabai
>>25619378Imagine getting handed an enormous headstart and still fucking up
>>25619341Yes. They hated it. You can't watch it tho, it's on the videos that got holocausted. They only played for a couple days.
>>25619392yeah bro I suck at retro games and can do a 3 hour 3D stream without losing energyexcept it's the opposite
>Shion is going to be late or possibly skip the streamCall in the ugly bastards, NOW!
>>25619378Made me check, motherfucker
>>25619378Oh fuck.
Perhaps they're still sucking each other's tits right now...
>>25619230pekora already played mgs1, but i wish she also played manhunt. it would fucking bomb
>>25619378WAIT DID SHE ACTUALLY LOSE SUBSCRIBERS? LMAO
"a shion is an unit of measurement of oversleep" Jesus christ fbk
>>25619405no
>>25619378Not funny.
25619378are you that desperate for attention you fucking loser?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlafz-y_pXs&feature=emb_title
>>25619320L- Let's go to another register, Nene
Ojiis....Shion overslept again. Do we have to teach her a lesson again?
>>25619378what the fuck happened??
>>25619378But why?
>>25619378quit fucking around
>>25619378Will the retard ride never end?
>>25619378Holy fucking kek
>>25619378lmaodon't they fucking go through "prep" time before they start streaming as a holo?Fucking cover hiring incompetent managers to teach them how to treat the whales.
#TOKONOSE
>>25619392Sio is /ourgirl/
>>25619390Both of the holos I have cum to are in prison.Bros... I think my dick is cursed
>>25619345As expected of Towa's preferred kouhais!
>>25619378No wonder these girls want the gaijin dick so bad
>Watching Okayu archives on 4 hour a week work ethics lectureDevilish
>>25619348>>25619383I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND
>>25619378What happened now?
>>25619378You fucking idiot, you made me check
>>25619437would it feel like grinding your dick on a tire?
>>25619378What the fuck is wrong with Japanese people?
Browsing this thread and seeing how much of a shit show gen 5 is will always be top tier entertainment. Plus hololives westernization with reddit garbage? You got what you asked for, you dug your own grave. Now fuckin lie in it.
>>25618504Guys, could it be that Towa is actually just a LARPing elf? I mean, with how much she seems to love them...
>>25619378Holy SHIT
>>25619378ohnonononnoo
>>25619378>post an edited image than is easily verifiable as fake>still nobody bothers to check if it's real and instantly reacts to it anyways
>"How long are we gonna be stuck like this, anon? W-What are we gonna do?..."
>>25619218Meidos will think you are a faggot, which is what you are
>>25619378Ok this was a fucking good bait, based, but fuck you
>>25619349Waiting for Marine-Shion to wake up, just like how Flare did a new room waiting for LunaSomehow people are amused by this, Flare got 22k doing that, Fubuki at 14k and counting
the image is fake you fucking retards
>>25619378Good job gathering all those (You)s have an extra because I'm in awe at how gullible these retards are.
>>25619383>>25619348
>>25619435S-Sio...
>>25619421Fucking savage, are we sure she really isn't a cat?
>>25619441>>25619434>>25619433>>25619432>>25619429>>25619444>>25619420>>25619418>>25619412>>25619411>>25619410>>25619403>>25619398>>25619396>>25619453>>25619452>>25619448Brainless fucking monkeys, Fuck off.
>>25619454What do you expect from /v/ the thread
>>25619450What did "we" do exactly?
>>25619378>poorfag got mad his dopamine rush got denied
>>25619378dang based, new drama arc incoming?what a ride.
K I N G
Lots of room temperature IQers...
>>25619417>we will never get to watch them do it on streamwhy is life full of disappointment
>>25619467all me peko!
>>25619378Holy shit the prestream chat is hard to look at. The anti's win again bros...
>>25619378i actually subbed to see the preview so i could add a dislike. 5d chess.
>>25619378>All those (You)s Fresh off the fucking boat, huh+1 (You) though
>>25619410>Deleted itOH NO NO NO
What is FBK doing?
>>25619457Are you cold? We should sit closer to keep warm.
Are Holos allowed to cover idol songs? Or is it frowned upon either way?
>>25619467All me you fucking pekofag
>>25619378ok, made me check.
>>25619451More likely an elf than a debiru.
so this is fubuki's 800k special
>>25619439Hey anon can you do me a favor and fap to this dragon
Shion's probably dead, isn't she? Marine's either dead too, or helping hide the body.
>>25619378At least post the real thing next time.
taking bets will they make it to over an hour late
>>25619378Would be even funnier if it was real.
>>25619378Blue shelled
>>25619068Laziness. Lamy got tired of reading names from her first monetized stream and decided to not read from her GOI streams. Botan saw that and decided to do the same, which proves she was lying when she claimed she was not aware of being monetized so she didn't read the supachasPolka has an advantage of nor being monetized yet, so if the others stop reading supachas, she might gain loyal gachikois if she does it
>>25619447Carbon Fiber body maybe
>>25619457Is Nene the type to have a sudden panic attack, hyperventilate, and vomit her high liquid intake all over you in that type of situation?
>>25619378Take the (You) for managing to bait all the gen5 newfags
>>25619368sex indeed
>>25619467Why are pekofriends always like this?
>>25619378here's a (you) for getting everyone to fall for it
>>25619485Commentating on how fast Marine and Shion will wake up for their stream that they're already 22 minutes late for.
>>25619307Her natural and preferred environment is subzero temps, so if anything she's too warm. Unless she keeps her flat at a more pleasant (yet still balmy) -10 Celsius.
>>25619457the truth is that i sabotaged the ferris wheel so that i could die with you. i'm sorry i had to do this as iti wouldn't have another opportunity after winning the date with your oshi contest and i knew you only went through with it out of pitty. i'm sorry for taking advantage of your trust but that trust is why i love you in the first place oh look it started moving again haha i was just kidding
>>25619487Even if it were allowed, it's just akward isn't it? Imagine the IDOLM@STER girls singing Snow Halation. It's just weird.
>>25619457Bullying Nene!
>>25619457we're going to sit here awkwardly while I fantasize about raping you then subsequently get a boner and pray you don't notice
>>25619470Inviting redditors and not gapekeeping that faggot lyger. Now you fags have literal money making machines who won't give a shit about you and won't read super chat.The last kind of genuine connection with the community were from gen 0-3. Gen 4-5 is where things went downhill
aloe will rise from the ashesher comeback will save fifth gen
>>25619485Having a fun time, and providing entertainment while defusing a potentially bad situation.
>>25619471Why are Lamyfags like this?
Why are the jps superchating to the late stream?
>>25619475I live in Furnace Creek so thank you
yoisho.
>>25619378>>25619471Oh no no shitposting bros
>>25619467baited
>>25619467Get fucked Lamyfag.
They got a bit drunk and fooled around now they are ashamed. lmao
>>25619037
>>25619501isn't polka reading the "fake" supas? As a veteran I hope she doesn't fuck up.
>>25619494Not possible, but if I ever look at her and feel the urge it must mean the end times are coming.
Reminder that all chuubas are 3x nip women larping as cute anime girls and you should be ashamed of yourself if you ever spent money on them. Reminder that these chuubas in particular are the most disgusting 3DPD whores and you're particularly pathetic if you support them in any way:AloeTowaRushia
>>25619512Oh no anon!
Jeez, Shion and Marine are late. What the hell have they been doing last night?
>>25619207Just because they wrote that it doesn't mean it's a good practice. If they didn't want to read supachas that day, then just turn them off
>>25619517More like her cum back from all the full body bukkakes she's gonna go through as a JAV actress after fucking up the best opportunity in her life .
>>25619515>not gapekeeping that faggot lygerThe first clip what you watched was subbed by him. Go back to /a/, you're just as retarded.
Hololive Ukraine
NIJEWSANNI JEW SAN MINUTES
>>25619467brainless fucking nousagi falseflagger
>>25619533 $103.50
>>25619528Where's my Polka stream?
>>25619528well polkahime is an old veteran so she probably still has that old core vtuber values
>>25619533Based
>>25619501Nobuhime is gonna have gachikois just for being nobuhime
>>25619533Towa is cute!
>>25619467ogey
I love the little affirmative noises Fubuki makes, whatever you call them, she's doing them at the end of every other sentence right now
>>25619473The face of Hololive
>>25619308https://files.catbox.moe/82fr1t.mp4
>>25619533Go and make a thread on /b/ again polack
Damn fox making me hungry
>>25619532You sure it isn't now?
>>25619534Nene please...its not what it looks like...I wasn't looking at your nenes...
>12 am here>stayed up just to see this>they're lateNAKED DOGEZA NOW MARINE.
>>25619542Don't insult jews__ like that.
>>25619214At the cost of a couple extra hours that translates into twice the money?
>>25619378WAIT SHE ACTUALLY LOST SUBS LOL
>>25619494not gonna lie, the shape of breasts is something else
>>25619457Nene my love, it's been 6 wonderful months with you but I think we are ready for the next step, would you like to have a pet with me?
>>25619541Hololive Crimea
Even Mel's grating voices make me want to nutShe has such a wide range its a shame she sticks with her normal voice so often
>>25619535Getting drunk...
>>25619211>hololives will never play Fortnite
Adieu~
>>25619533>Reminder that all chuubas are 3x nip women larping as cute anime girlsit's almost like that is the point?
>>25619261They will learn the lesson. If not then one of two things will happen:1) They lose support from gachikoi who will, over time, start to believe that they don't want to acknowledge the people supporting them. (Already a nip talking point since they are saying that the names weren't even read silently to make the image.)2) The other girls question their own SC reading and complain about it to management. The newcomers will appear as though they are doing less work for more push. Some might even threaten to quit if that new bitch keeps getting special treatment.And a bonus:3) They don't give in to the pressure. They will refuse to acknowledge anyone. They won't read chat. Prerecorded streams. Holostars collabs. "I HATE HOLOLIVE!"
Marine sucked out all of Shion's youth from her breasts in order to become young again. Shion has now regressed to a fetus. Please wait until they solve this technical difficulty.
>>25619485Covering for her friends.
shion and marine double naked dogeza!
>>25619517Imagine if Aloe will actually lose her job, also her friends and her reputation, so she won't have any choice but making JAV because of this.
>>25619539Sorry, im here to stay. You accept redditors, discord babies and fucking /v/ermin so you have no right to tell anyone to fuck off, shit eater.your threads will continue to be trash until hiroshimoot makes a hololive board or purges these threads.
>>25619572Just fuck off, newfag
Fubuki showing why she's the face of Hololive.
What if they got into a fight?
>>25619349I'm kinda happy Roboco started(?) this trend after Miko overslept their collab
>>25619566
>>25619385Her title is literally "RTA of watching over 2 old ladies waking up"
Wew, at this point I hope the next gen is better at keeping their identity a secrect.
>>25619495Who killed her?Korone?Aqua?Rushia?Marine?Maggie Simpson?
>>25619566OH SHIT IT'S GOING DOWN
>>25619408How much money have you spend on hololive?
>>25619533Hi Elliot
>>25619566Thanks for letting me wake up to good news.
>>25619457*shrek the cage frantically* OH I'M SORRY DON'T DO WHAT?
>>25619575get pranked lol
>>25619533if they were hot they wouldn't be vtubers
>>25617012>how long did it take for Pekora to break her initial character again and become the kusagi she is nowGood question, had to go back to the archives.This is her 5th(?) streamhttps://youtu.be/cdtK1h1IYTA?t=2482
>>25619566Imagine trying this hard to be funny
>>25619566this takes me back...the google search is a nice touch
>>25619598None because I'm not a literal cuckold
>>25619571Shion would have to just be watching, drinking age in Japan is 20
Towadio... onegai...
>>25618566Why are (You) like this
>>25619581fuck that, double dildo it's>>25619588With their tongues?
>>25619591RNG really killing her world record chances, hopefully she can pick up the slack in the second split
Haven't sat through an entire Towa stream since the Rhythm Heaven Fever one. It was pretty good.
>18k viewers for Fubuki>all these superchatsThis is hilarious.
>>25619554rrrat
>>25619583>unironically liking Darling in the FranxxYou're worse than redditors or /v/ermins.
>>25619566Refresh your page m8
>Shion and Marine are hanging out late after the stream>Marine is a bit tipsy>Shion meekly asks "neee.. were you serious about wanting to... you know....>Marine tries to be a responsible adult but she's a bit too drunk and it comes off short>Shion says she doesn't mind it as long as she also gets to do it>Shion takes off her shirt, exposing her small frame and tiny breasts>She sticks her chest out, while struggling to maintain eye-contact>"D-dozo..."
Must be nice to join Hololive as it's still exploding in popularity, instantly get half (give or take) the subs of members who have been there longer for doing literally nothing and then put in half the effort of those members too
Towa can't keep getting away with this.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
INCLINING>INCLININGINCLINING>INCLININGINCLINING>INCLINING
>>25619578If you suck out someone's youth, shouldn't they become old instead?
>>25619593Holy BASED
If Sakura Miko is Steve Austin is Pekora The Rock?
>>25619533 When did you first realize all women are whores? Even the shy quiet girl who sits in the back of your uni class and never says a word is most definitely a whore.
>>25619612NO!NO BUSH!CLEAN!
>>25619566The only part about this image that genuinely bothers me is the lack of dark mode.
>>25619456Nene is very pretty
>>25619566At least you are still subscribed. A hero we need.
>>25619467Why are pekofags like this?
>>25619566Funny tabs anon, I laughed a little
>>25619450>>25619515>>25619583Nice avatar
>>25619407laugh
>>25619566I really hope Gay Sexs with Hats On never gets taken down from Pornhub, it's a hallmark of the internet at this point
>>25619504>vomit her high liquid intake all over youdamn i would hope so
DID MARINE CHANGE HER CHANNEL THUMBNAIL???!
Why did people decide to bully Towa as a meme?She's really cute and tries hard!
>still no raspy voice holo
>all these editsyep im thinking.... it's /v/ time
>>25619615Another utawaku soon.
>>25619622Mad
When will asanagi draw a holo!? Goddammit, I waiting for months already...
>>25619619You're mistaken, shitstain. I only saved those images to shitpost in those garbage threads. Since these threads are literal (you) magnets and you fags can't seem to not bite the bait. I should try and gain some (you)'s too since the majority of retards here have the attention span of a redditor
>>25619594The depresshion killed her
>>25619633She's pretty great at sucking my erect penis
I just want to watch miko. No one can fill the hole she left.
I didn't want to do this but I'm calling in the oji-sans
>>25619644Subaru would like a word with you.
>Womb chat is losing it>People still drop supas and membershipsSubarashii
>>25619621In my mind, Marine convinced Shion to drink a bit too and things just snowballed from there.
>>25619218No, instead you quote those posts and shit on nijisanji
>Be Flare>Have gen4 amount subs>Engage with viewer base>Get 10x the supas than the biggest holo in the companyFeels bad for having to read.
>>25619622Get fucked.
so which one was it?age got to marine or depreshion finally did it?
Imagine Lamy hypnotizing you to cum on command
>>25619645
>>25619306It should be used as a tool to help Towa with her Senpai duties
Shouldn't FBK like.. check on them?
/hlg/ come to Brazil
>>25619622To be fair, the same kind of thing has happened with each generation. The 1st gens most of them took like at least a year to reach 100k, then less time as each successive generation came in.
>>25618489Where do I find stuff like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78u6NCFfklU
>>25619642>CHANNEL THUMBNAIL???!Thumbnail? You mean her profile picture? Happened the other day.
>>25619566She isn't losing subs but her growth has been decelerating. I think its because she isn't really playing the type of character she advertised herself being.If you are the mommy type of you have to be more caring and put more effort, otherwise, you are on thin ice.
>>25619643Bully material.
Towa... What the hell what that stream?
>>25619649commision one on skeb costs like $500 which is 5x more than a niji makes infront of 100k people
>>25619660Subaru's voice isn't raspy, it's just nasal.
>>25619653
it's over...
>>25619602>ShrekThat's Universal Anon. Why did you take me to Universal? I HATE Universal. I wanted to go to Disneyland. Don't you listen to a word I say?
>>25619617>>all these superchatsMight as well just blow it on gacha myself.
>>25619656Pics or it didn't happen!
>>25619378you tricky bastard
>>25619677Aloe...
>>25619672what if I'm already there
>>25619593Nene is cute!
>>25619653Grab me something from the (You) vending machine
>Almost 20k watching Fubuki shitpostingthe queen of Hololive
>>25619181You have a 10000 pixel picture of Aki's lips just... at the ready? S... sugoi
>>25619621Call it a hunch, but I have a creeping suspicion that they're STILL doing sexual acts to this moment.
>>25619684I will now give you my akasupa and membership
>>25619670I wish I was Nene.
>>25619494>>25619560Lord forgive me for the sin I am to commit
>>25619684She told them the truth... But was it worth it?
I had Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong Jr. on the NES. Isn't the current Donkey Kong canonically Donkey Kong Jr?
>>25619566You actually made me chuckle, thank you anonchama
>All these EoPs praising Towa's morning voiceSometimes you're alright
>>25619533i've spent my money only on pekora, but i'd fuck the living shit out of rushia and aloe
>>25619684Reddit, we need to make YLSS we have another queen to save.
>>25619662Thing have snowballed in my too!Except its in the other vector in that they're both miserably bent over a toilet bowl at the moment having major regrets.
HALF AN HOUR LATE
>>25619694She's high on AirCoco again.
Botan will overtake Towa in the end of the week
>>25619672Can you get me out of here instead?
>>25619643because you fags keep spamming low effort repetitive cringe posts in every single thread
>>25619685This looks like Nene is ready to punch Tower back
>>25619707Deep sexy voice.
>>25619696They should definitely turn the stream on in that case
>>25619593And it did nothing to hinder them, minus Aloe.
>>25619703Yes and the original Donkey Kong is Cranky Kong
DEEP SEXY FACE
>>25619593Nene is fucking cute
>>25619687https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4054431
I'm getting real fucking sick of Hololive fansImagine being one of these girls and they just incessantly shit on you and ruin your life for the slightest mistakeThey really should just pander more to English audiences, for their own sake
>>25619566You are not supposed to fuck fruits.
What is FBK doing even
>>25619653>Using reaction images unironicallyYeah, I'll leave your (you) in the floor, enjoy it faggot.
>>25619715Imagine how wet she'll be if Botan carries her in Apex to top it off
>people are starting to donate 100 ars instead of 50did they catch on?
Marine sending her old classmates (ojisan) to rape Shion for being late to their collab!
>Co-workers are late to their stream >Get on-stage in front of a cold crowd to stall for them>Comes up with a funny stream theme that is on-topic>Holds 20k people at bay for more than half an hourFubuki - The Face of hololive. The professional.
The amount of lezzing out must have been particularly extreme.
it's amazing how easy you newfags are to please, getting a dopamine rush from just a couple tens of replies that are pretty much guaranteed to all say the same thing since most people here are from /v/you aren't fooling anyone
>no big collabs>no fun programs like asacoco/miko or watauta>only 1 FOTM game that they don't even play together>only zatsudans for easy money>dumb drama every week>girls are getting stressed out or sick>no late night streams other than Watame's and she always ends up crying>new fans are complete fucking retards without imagination>old fans are leaving or losing trust>gen5 doesn't have anything interesting, not even their designs>APEX is still relevanthas hololive lost its magic? every stream feels the same now but with a different voice
>>25619719Their first collab together will be great.
>>25619683>>25619693>>25619733stop giving the obvious samefag (you)s
>>25619732Honestly, a genius move to make a ton off of super chats
>>25619533
>>25619672>/hlg/ come to BrazilNegativa
>>25619715Botan fans watching the collab "Whoever this Towa is is kinda fun. Maybe I should try watching some of her streams. It's nice of Botan to do a collab with some of the smaller Indies already."
Fubuki is such a strange one.
>>25619742But I wanted a drink...
>>25619593Wow, Nene looks cute.
>>25619732carrying hololive
>>25619728Ganbare nene-chan yosh yosh
>>25619738All the Holos are straight
>>25619703No, he's DK Jr's son.
I have it on good authority from 5ch that both Shion and Marine are on reddit a this very moment talking about how /hlg/ being gross and dumb.
>>25619728She doesn't seen particularly great at it.
>cracked broTowa...
>>25619703You'd think so, but it's actually Donkey Kong III
>>25619715Botan just has a higher powerlevel, Towa has nothing on Botan in terms of VtubingJust wait until Botan's doxx starts trending
>>25619736>her old classmates (ojisan)she went to an all-girls' school, anon
>>25619730Nips gives their money better and in higher amounts.
>>25619732Being FBK.
>>25619740Aloes 2 week timeout differently hurt some early collab plans between them
>>25619593
>>25619593nene pic can't be real, too cute
>>25618492Had to laugh at her getting mad at her members for reporting her to management.God she's really going all in on the shitty brat personality lately.The gap between her words and actions mindboggleing lately. People were saying she went crazy a month or two ago but the last 2 weeks with her diaries and shit has been genuinely fucked.
>>25619681>$500Anon, that's like 36k ARS....
>>25619753
>>25619741https://streamable.com/35vhou
>>25619747"It's nice for Botan to carry a newbie like this Towa"
Fuck Lamy my wife and fuck her stream, I'm here for Marine.
>>25619734Towa will spill her spaghetti hard.
>>25619753uh huh
>>25619751Based 狐
>>25619730White pigs have no money, salaryman is where it's atAlso if they feel so bad they can just cry on stream and make a fortune like Watame
>>25619731i'd fuck kiwami for sure
>>25619753I'd believe that except for Fubuki, also Marine is bi and I'd be legit shocked if she wasn't
>>25619763Yes, all G.I.R.L.s :^)
>>25619677Polkahime is coming for that ass, Lamyfags
>>25619768she is very cute, check her twitter
People laugh but Shion and Marine are actually dead at the hands of a stalker.
>>25619745Cute kuruminha holo when?
>>25619724Disregard this post I'm retarded
>>25618791Rrrrat
>>25619593And Botan is still at the top while Nene is still the least subbed active oneIt's almost like it doesn't matter how they look IRL
>>25619672To be killed by dull machete?
>>25619745Wait Suisei Negro played R6S?God damn I hate that map so fucking much
ahozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>25619732Stealing all of Shion and Marine's superchats
>>25619761At this rate all of them will overtake her, even Aloe without any stream
>>25619768She had a bunch of her photos on her twitter, she's pretty cute
>>25619677>thin ice
>>25619788link ples
>took a bath and came back>they're still asleep
>>25619790Would actually be pretty great
>>25619791Ganbare Retardchama
>>25619787There is literally nothing she can do to stop polkahime, its best to start worrying about the low IQ chink.
>>25619779Are you telling me you never sucked your older brother's dick?
I'm going to donate 200 dollars to aloe when she returns.
>>25619755>>25619760How does this work when Mario is in the original Donkey Kong game? Is he canonically immortal?
How long until FBK hits 1mil?
>>25619717To get out of brazil, you have to feel brazil
>>25619746we need to make our own copypasta to ward off newfags7 - 1 USS Liberty 1967103.50
>>25619789Imagine if the stalker starts the stream...
Which Holo should I give my first superchat/membership to?
>>25619593Botan yo....
this part of FBK's model is doing things to me
>>25619643It's just 2434 anti, we've had multiple poals that show she is loved here and most people either ignore her fans or filter them if they legit don't like her.
>>25619593It is pretty much impossible, unless they are straight out of highschool with 0 net presence.
>>25619745CometaNegro is unironically a cutie
>>25619779That's not a good thing...
i thought japs are punctual?
>>25619784anon Fubuki likes shota cockagree that Marine is def bi though
>>25619815Me!
>>25619798Aloe is going to live off Towa's white knights on discord so I don't see that happening
>>25619779I don't buy that shit at all, she just defaulted to her sister since she wasn't about the admit she sucked another girl
>>25619772No, it's not. It's actually 68k ARS, google gives the official rate which doesn't exist.
>>25619608So you shit on the only source of income they have while being too poor to support them! I bet you think your single view is paying their salaries
>>25619677Given that she isnt streaming because of being caged by cover, Aloe is still growing?
>>25619768People weren't saying she's a legit idol for nothing
>>25619677Nah she was just at the start of Gen 5 hype. She's too boring to grow as fast as others.
which holo is the most in need of support?
>>25619815Buy Sora's new CD instead. Don't give Jewgle their cut.
>>25619823Marine and Shion are subversive.
>>25619753Marine was in the all-girl school. There are no straight girls in those institutions.
>come to brazilI know it was someone in here.
>>25619815Your oshi.
>>25619817>model
>>25619305breed pekor
I can't wait to witness the biggest comeback in vtuber history, ALOE LOVE!
Fubuki sssssssssssssssssssip
>>25619787but can she beat the lion?It's pretty obvious she was meant to be the gen 5 leader but tribotanski took over and is going strong
>>25619715Then Luna by next next month then Coco by October.
>>256198137-1? You mean 15-0?
>>25619814>For every day Aloe isn't unsuspended people will die>Trust me, I'm a man of my word
>>25619593based yandex
>>25619745I want a cute holo negro, please yagoo
>>25619815your favorite
>>25619794which holo's head would be the easiest to cut off?
>>25619815Watame if you're using a real currency. If not, just give it to Fubuki or whatever.
Tien-A-sama...
>>25619779>>25619807>tfw no older sibling dick/tits to suckWas I neglectful not to offer mine to my younger sibling?
>>25619813just start creating inside lingo and codenames for each chuuba and the newfags will leave in no time
>>25619844I want to make love to Aloe after she comes home from a night on the town.
I can't understand Towa's engrishEOPs stop giving her supas pls.
>>25619753There are like 5 actual gays, most in gen 3 since that's the gay clique of hololive
>>25619822Yeah, Akira's breasts are for biting, not sucking.
Aight is 40 minutes now maybe check on them FBK
>>25619835https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzygAKsIqk0make azki's fantastic music more popular!
>>25619593El ogro de las Americas?!
>>25619839heh, yeah probablycheers from Serbia
>>25619828Why wouldn't she admit that? She talked about going to an all-girls' school, how it turns girls gay and how she had a gay crush on her classmate
>>25619835mel...choco...
What if that anon was right and the best part of Towa IS her Towautistic lesbian relationships?
>>25619239I guess I can open the vault for you
>>25619854Luna, have you seen how skinny and long her neck is on her model.
>>25619815Your oshi
>>25619852Give me a Gal holo
>>25619862They need to stop writing fucking novels on supas.
>>25619835>image relatedmight also be the most boring of them all but still
>>25619829>68k ARSAnon, that's too much... I can't...
>>25619808Imagine rewarding someone's mistake.
>>25619868i love this song
>>25619593Nenechads keep on winning. Based NENE
>>25619862She doesn't understand the messages either, but sending english messages still better than sending it with google translate
>>25619873To think that Choco was once top 2 holo...
Man, how awful would this stream be if there was nothing for hours and we found out later they died of carbon monoxide poisoning while sleeping or something?
>>25619869Kosovo is not Serbia.
>>25619801it's very easy to find
>>25619876#TOKONOSE...
>>25619867She's busy running damage control. lmfao this is a huge fuck up. They'll have to spend days making up excuses.
>>25619862I only akasupa in english now with ARS just to trigger fools like you
>>25619862It's kind of cute though.
>>25619602kek
>>25619566this was a good one
>>25619894based
>>25619740I think you are burning out bro. They literally collabed nonstop with Clubhouse. Zatsudans are some of the best part to JP Gachikois. Also people don't as much time like when COVID hit hard over there.
>>25619833i mean, aidoru are mostly 6/10, so i wasn't hyped about it really
>>25619897How new?
>>25619817The 3D armpits is very delicious looking too
>>25619753That's right mom
>>25619871one thing is saying that she liked a girl, the other is basically confessing that she fucked another woman
>>25619890>still better than sending it with google translatedo eops really? if you really feel the need to just deep l short messages why is this a hard concept?
>>25618525Stuffing this dumpling
>>25619897>he thinks this is the first time this has happenedlmao
>inb4 marine and shion gachikois spam fubuki with apology supachas like how that kanata gachikoi did to rushia when kanata overslept
>>25619871Maybe so she hasn't got to admit she had sny sort of actual romantic relations with any genderCause Hololive is a .... IDOLS
>>25619896Imagine being Sio.
Lmao Shion and Marine getting pounded out RN
>>25619868That's a great song but she's so unpopular, it's crazy
>>25619835NO!Pekora is for marriage!
Ojisanbros...The old hag is having her way with /ourgirl/
>>25619817FBK was our pitslut all along...
>>25619890DeepL is probably better than english if you aren't writing a novel.
So what is going on with Haachama?
Goddamn, now I have to stay up to see that they wake up and aren't dead so that I don't have nightmares.
Did Shion introduce Marine to the Ojisans?
>>25619909Kanata introducing Coco to her mom is only going to make things worse
>>25619815If you have to ask you better off not doing it at all.
>old lady forgot how to log into her youtube accountMarine....
>>25619922by me
>>25619890Towa seems to have gotten pretty decent at reading by now, she can do a lot of it without help.
>>25619938no me
>>25619925whoops>>25619842
>>25618615our girl!
>>25619844
>>25619893I think about shit like that often. What if a KyoAni-tier fire takes Coco, Kanata, Suisei and Anemachi out in one go?
Moona's armpits...
>>25619898Just wait until youtube realises how fucking worthless ARS are
Marine is too busy sucking Shions nipples to stream....
>>25619898based, also what kind of messages do you send?
MARINE AND SHION TRENDING
>>25619926im right here with her dont worry im on the left you can be up next
>>25619891Imagine being an amateur working hard for a company just so that company can hire better, more talented people to fully replace you.
>>25619907>>25619916Do you not remember what happened with Roboco and Matsuri?
https://twitter.com/AZKi_VDiVA/status/1296583548720349184?s=20AZKi stream?
>>25619922>Shion secretly has a futa cock>it barely satisfies Marine >but she has seemingly infinite stamina
>>25619921I wish
>>25619896yabee
>>25619890The biggest mistake I see Eigos make is they use google translate to send a Supacha, and if it doesn't mangle it so badly that she knows they're using google then she just responds in Japanese and they have no idea she even responded to them. That's why in the chat we always repeat for newbies to write simple English sentences.Hey Towa I really appreciate the incredible entertainment that you provide for us all daily and want you to know how much your streams have improved my outlook on life so here's 50 ARS because you really deserve it and I love you towa. P.S. Would you ever consider playing Fortnite?Uhhhhh TenQ! *goes back to game*
>>25619911I referred to the stream, someone sent a message which said "sorry if my previous superchat insulted you, it was translated by google" in English, or something like this. I think it's better if people send sort messages than if they send something what they don't even understand because that can be complete mess, especially if they use google, most people don't know about deepl.
>>25619948mmm, smells like Mickey D's double quarter pounders....
>>25619929She drank Australian tapwater and the mercury is driving her insane
I don't know whats up with Marine, but I'm gonna blame Nene for it.
>>25619830You've been trying quite hard to push your shitty idolpig narrative these last days huh? Keep it up buddy
>>25619897What?
>24k viewers watching Fubuki sit around doing nothing
Do you guys think Shion is depressed again?
>Marine and Shion are so late I had time to make thisMarine knew the score, yet here we are.
>Believing a ss without even checkingSure is /v/ in here.
>>25619968Same. FUCK Nenee
>>25619909Dumb tenshi will make her mom fall into despair that she'll never have a grandchild.
>>25619934Friends! No wife! Friends!
I think Towa's karaoke voice made me fall in love with her.
>>25619973Great isn't it?
>>25619953She wouldn't be that irresponsible, she just stayed up late doing it and didn't wake up in time.
>>25619959yes, literally nothing.
>>25619945
Another kareoke collab onegai...
>>25619964
>>25619968Same
>>25619973Why yes I love chatting streams, how could you tell?
>>25619973what is zatsudan
>>25619925First marry then breed.
>>25619946At least they live in a new building that probably is both >not made entirely of wood>not a literal chimney design with open stairs in the middleThe Kyoani incident is a disaster from both an event perspective and a building design perspective.
>>25619979abe-san... gomenasai...
MIKOCHI
>>25619968Towa get off 4chan
https://streamable.com/9nuexohttps://streamable.com/d1p8vvhttps://streamable.com/x5wde6https://streamable.com/4hfyiyhttps://streamable.com/pu13to
Nousagis are kinda strong in tetris, huh. Do i need to do my tetris reps now?Pekora T-spin!
Mikoti...
>>25619981No one cares.
>>25619955ハバババよ...
somebody give fubuki some ARS
>>25619958no Holo is more talented than Choco at her niche thobut she's prohibited from doing her niche these days. it's like michael jordan playing baseball
>>25619973Reminds me of when Miko's Ark update broke and her viewers kept increasing while she sat there watching the timer increase until it said more than a year.
>>25619558Mikochi....
>>25619974Marine just healed her depressionThey are now in a loving relationship
>>25619955これが...ワガTHE VOIDのノウロク
>>25619962https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1296348340708204546Wish granted
Wait, both Marine AND Shion are asleep? What the fuck
>>25619973She doesn't have the radio show with Marine for nothing.
naked dogeza..
>>25620001How did the jiisans find out where she lived? That part always bothered me.
>>25619973Every newfag should be fucking decapitated.
>>25620003It's a switch game right? I remember being a t-spin pro back at highschool.
That's a lot of alcohol...
Senchou passed away from old age last night and Shion is still not done mourning.
>>25619834Hasn't she done only zatsudans so far?
>>25620009Yeah but she was doing her hilarious I'm dying raspy voice and whining and it was hilariousAs opposed to her current I'm actually dying voice which is much more tragic and not very hilarious
>>25619593Botan will rape Watame
>>25619979The can just adopt Anemachi and call it a day.
>>25620009mikopi...
>>25619320>ocarina of time enemy music playing in the distance
>>25619968she cant keep getting away with it
>>25619981Utawaku later tonight! I wonder if she'll pick songs she's familiar with, since yesterday they were songs she wanted to try out
WE DID IT 5CH!
Why do some channels have a stream set for months in the future? Is it meant to be a ghetto always-on chatroom?
>>25620018They had a sleepover. And possibly lesbian sex. Maybe.
>>25620025Holy fuck Roberu...
>>25619772And almost 600k KRW.
>>25620018They sleep together
>>25620002Stop making me want to watch Roboco...
>>25620018Yes LMAO
>>25620017>getting roasted by sio fanswtf
>>25619981Another one soon.I hope she can start doing them more frequently.
>>25619320Buncha Crunh and Nachos
>>25620009That was such a good stream. PS5 presentation with Pikamee too.
>>25619753of course they are.
>FBK promoting shion merchAM I BEING MANIPULATED?
>>25620027Two really shitty GOI streams too.
Lamy loves her senpaihttps://twitter.com/yukihanalamy/status/1296591979107594240
>>25620047damn Towa looks like THAT?!
>Cuts to an ad without missing a beatFBK can MC anything can she
lol she's shilling shion's merch
>shion is fucking me over with this Ojisan shit, i told her to just get a boyfriend>time to shill her merchBeing FBK is suffering
>>25620005i care
>>25619990Aloe x Towa soon.>>25620035I kinda hope she does something similar, it was fun.
>>25620008I still love her content even if she cant do asmrCute choco is best choco
>>25620001something about shion makes me want to overpower her
>>25620054Aqua hates everyone
>>25620047cute pantsu!
Day 22 Thread #4 Still waiting for Mikochi!
>>25620037yes anon
>>25620037Yeah, they're called free chat room, it's mean to be a place for people to have discussion instead of doing it on the pre stream chat, some people also use it to donate when they aren't streaming and the holos drop by sometimes, specially miko now a days
>>25620025WINNING
>>25618500>>25620017What the fuck is that first reply, that guy wrote a fucking blog post
>>25620037Pretty much.
https://twitter.com/mizuryu/status/1296595717998309376mad bastard
>>25619945Please shower her akasupa once she gets back especially of the ARS variety
>>25620037>Is it meant to be a ghetto always-on chatroom?Yes, you figured it out.
>>25620060I care about Towa!
>>25620077HOLY FUCK, the KING OF OJISANS has arrived
>>25620022Autists found where Sio lived in a matter of days
Oh boy the boring burikko bitch is on in 5 minutes, time for the thread to go to shit
AHOY
>>25620079No, dont wanna.
Ahoy Ahoy Ahoy Ahoy
>>25620047I'm about to gosling post so hard
Ahoy! shit that took me offguard
Only took them 54 minutes.
AHOY~
https://twitter.com/mizuryu/status/1296595717998309376?s=19
YO-HO
>>25620075The "powdery snow" is fine and silky like powder. However, as you may have noticed, the answer to Nosechan's question is so far off the mark. However, Toi's phrase "powdery snow" is actually an answer to Nosechan's question, and I'm going to prove it now. I'm going to prove it to you now.When you hear the word "powdery snow", many of you may think of one of Remioromen's most popular songs. From the first lyric, "I wouldn't know everything about you," Nosechan doesn't know everything about Toi, but it's not as if she's not good at horror stories.He offers the opinion that this is a good idea.The lyric "I can't live the same time without a trivial argument" also implies a request for a level of collaboration that is a bit harsh, as it would be so terrifying that you can't even have your usual argument.
>>25620061>Aloe x Towa soon.It wouldn't work. Either Aloe should use her normal voice or Towa voice changer.
>>25620077H-hayai!
>>25619593I hope polkahime is cute like nene
>>25619984>please spoonfeed meno thanks newfag
Ahoy.
Damnit FBK I thought Marine was too hung over and played her outro as an intro or something
AHOYBAYO CHOCOBALL
Legit thought Marine's stream started with her song playing
Is Fubuki always this annoying?
I love Fubiki
>>25620077Based as fuck.
Twa a whore.
Fuck, I thought the stream was starting
>FBK 25KAmazning
>>25620094anon, they're still asleep
>>25620110why are towafags like this?
>>25620100A bit of both, it's fun.
I really miss fubuki doing Karaoke, hers are always a party.
FBK is based.
>>25620110If by annoying you mean cute and by always you mean always my wife, then yes.
>>25619629No they're the DX of hololive...https://files.catbox.moe/f7i8nq.mp4
URE URE URE
>>25620053LAMY IS BORINGShe just has one of the best artstyles for a chuuba She has no other talents than her voice I guessHer srawing stream looked like shit that I only watched cause of Polka and Polka´s zatsudan was shit 2
Fubuki should've contact them
>>25620110Fuck off Nene
>>25620115t...
>>25619320There's likely popcorn already on the floor in the theater you can eat Nene. Let's go.
>Hey Nene? Can I talk to you inside the walk-in for a minute?>anything for you boss! ~ <3
>>25620104>Implying I wouldn't know about something happening to my oshiyea, I'm not asking to be spoonfed, retard.
>>25620131w...
>>25620115
>>25620124
>>25620077blessed
>>25620119I didn't even realize, I legitimately thought they were starting it up finally. That's fucking funny.
>>25620092Imagine Towa just wearing your shirt in bed...
>>25620130and lose out on this content? bad move brother
>>25620077fast fuckerreally cute drawing
>>25618489Miko is my wifu!
>>25620077Needs more marine molestation or it's not canon to hololive lore
>>25620126Are you ready?
>>25620110
>>25620146Anon miko is no more...
>>25620130You really think that management didn't try this?
>>25620130I'm sure their phones have been buzzing non-stop but Marine needs Shion to reach all the way up there, and I'm pretty sure Marine's not going to be able to feel anything for a week.
When will Fubuki shave her goatee?
>>25620134Nene is now Roberu's cumpet!
Omedetou!
Wait is this Fubuki's first stream since hitting 800k?congrats on the $10 fubuki......
>>25620115Twap...
>>25620134No...
>>25619968ねね ! それは午後4時、あなたの顔の平坦化のための時間です!
FBK is making fun of Mikochi dying...https://files.catbox.moe/82fr1t.mp4
The spirit of Mikoti is invading FBK...
MIN*COUGH*NA
FBK is such a pro she'll shill her co-workers shit without reason or missing a beat.FBK is powerful but doesn't seem like it
FBK..... please stop...
NO FUBUKI, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
>>25618834Imagine getting a massive free headstart and not even bothering to maintain it. I can understand Coco's frustrations now.
>>25620079can you donate a milion Ars and then charge back?
>>25618850One of them knows Miko.
roommate posting
>>25620044ze,,zehi,,,sub to roboco
>>>25619808Never really throw supacha but I will throw some too.She deserves it for making niggers seethe.
>>25620049>USD>not BRL
Lamy's about to stream, can't wait for the thread to be shit
Miko...
mikoti..
Shion isnt pure anymore...Marine cant get away with this
>>25620077Cute!and also realistic
>>25620077H-hayai! It's so wild to see all these big name hentia artists following chuubas
>>25620134Get your hands away from my daughter robel!
>>25620134Watch yourself anon, the noodle defense force is observing you closely...
Is this the latest a holo has overslept for a stream? Didn't Luna oversleep for an hour for her stream with Flare.
>>25620133You're in denial.
Now she's pretending to be Marine with an OjisanSomebody stop Fubuki!
>>25620163This simultaneously makes me laugh and cry every time I see it.Mikoti...
>FBK imitates Miko>coughing soundsWhat did she mean by this
>trying to do Marine gives her throat cancerFBK....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlafz-y_pXs Lamy
Marine and Shion 2 busy doing the dirty, or they just overslept hard
What were marine and shion doing last night to make them this late?
FBK is just being a wingman so they can fuck more.
I love that fbk is having a good time
>>25620188sure, bud.
Best 5th gen Lamy mama soon
Lamy time!
>>25620049TE AMO KORONE
this RTA's becoming an endurance
>>25619566>>25619378
https://twitter.com/unreal_richie/status/1296304851425439744Nips are starting to shitpost in English through google translate....
FBK is just slapping her butt...
>>25619929She went insane (no really this time)
>>25620194>>25620201>>25620202fuck off
God those claps sound like someone's fucking Fubuki and I wish that were me
>>25620180noooo
1 HOUR1 HOUR LATE
>>25619895No idea how to look for it.
>>25620077I want to hold shions tiny body like that...
>>25620168Is it the that she's powerful enough that she can do whatever the fuck she wants, or is it that she does whatever the fuck she wants because that's feeds into her power?
>>25620196sucking each others' nipps.At least Fubuki gets to pop off with roasting her co-workers in the meantime
Mikochi i am waiting for you...https://files.catbox.moe/ss0tu5.mp4
>>25620205>looks at the datesGuess Aloe fags are out for blood
>>25620206fuck yeah, based
aloebros...
I am ready to be healed.
>>25620209Why are you so angry?
>>25620196Marine thought it'd be a quick fuck but Shion has the stamina to go all night
time for Yukihana "fuck your superchats here's a png instead" Lamy
>>25620077God I wish any of those were me
0.5 Shion
>>25620206good, time to be able to bully nips and tell them to do their reps
>>25620044Please come by for Roboco even for a small minute!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BA8iOGmMwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eck6xeVUp78
https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1296593584402006016Moona...
>>25620077Think he drew Marine's tits a bit too huge.
HERE COMES MAMMY!!!
>>25620221草
>>25618834definitely a bad idea. her saying the paypig name and remembering big donors to talk with them is how she'll make bank like flare, coco, rushia, and others.it's kinda annoying most of their streams are sc thanks, but it makes the paypigs happy.
>>25620215the ARS have caused a mental break but she became too powerful
>>25620224but women cant have sex...
All the hologirls are pure and introverted. They are sweet and nerdy. They blush when they see a penis and they only saw it in porn. They are all genuine and themselves. And they do this for fun and to to make you feel happy. They are also all lesbians.
>>25620230What the fuck is wrong with Moona
>Lamy goes live>thread immediately goes to shitWhat is the name for this phenomenon?
>>25620191she's one of us... FBK, I....
I'm doing my hydration while waiting for the collab stream. Have you done yours yet aru?
Fubuki's shitpost stream is now longer than any stream by the Holofive.Good work you useless, lazy shits.
>>25620230stop it moona im not supposed to like you
>>25620230what a fatty what the fuck
>>25620212It's still 0.5 Shions calm down
>>25620229for a minute there I thought it was Sora in that idol live thumbnailalso the Fall Guys thumbnail is incredibly lewd...
>>25620230Moona...
>>25620240Stomach instead of a brain
>>25620196Shion had an endurance run with ojisans
>>25620210It's me
>still no bookworm holo
>>25620230artiamoo.webm
I want Towa and Nene to be on friendly terms...
>>25620221the best thing to comeout of this was EOP vs. NND wars
So we have Aqua and Roboco doing lives, Watamte is going to release a new song, and Suisei and Sora are ramping up their song countWe going into a 2nd Holo fes right?
>>25620206what have we wrought...
>>25620230She needs calories to maintain this haram body.
Fubuki is a good senpai!
>>25620240fat
>Reduced to commenting on other holosWhen did it all go wrong for her...
>>25620244Shut up, Nene!
>>25620230Great philosopher of our time...
Is Shion and Marine busy fucking each other that they forgot to livestream?
>>25620247Didn't Polka have a 3 hour stream already?
>>25620196Licking each other's tits. In fact, they're probably still doing that. Everyone thinks they're oversleeping, but really, they've probably gone way past nipple licking at this point.
>>25620005Then why did you reply?
>>25620235she came back of that hole reborn.
MOMMY LAMY, AHHHHHHHHHHHH.
>>25620229That thumbnail of Roboco with her idol outfit is really fucking cute. I don't know why, maybe it's the eyes or the hair ornament or the clothes. But it looks great.
>>25620206based haatons
>>25620230What the fuck is this autism
Why are people superchatting her? Are they fucking retarded?
>>25620230Risu probably reading that and crying knowing that burger could have fed her whole village for months
>>25620247https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcIOG3wEYxcImagine being retarded, oh wait you don't have to.
>>25620256there WAS one...
>>25620206kek
>>25620230honorary American
>>25620261>Watamte is going to release a new songthe one slated for release today is just a BGM
>>25620230Rizu stole her piggy bank for her own good
https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1296593584402006016moona...
>currently 0.5 shionHow much is 1 shion?
Manager-san please make wake up call to them
>>25620280Because it's hilarious?
>>25620280MOOMMMMY
>>25620206I can't believe it
So what are their managers doing today?The same as usual, nothing at all.
>>25620230How can any reasonable person look at her and not think she's a waling meatballThis burger joke has gone for too long to be just a joke
>>25620230That first tweet is hilarious
>>25620230I want to fuck moona
>>25620298Mel's Manager is one of the Ojisans
>>25620258I want them to have a lot of fun with each other.
>>25620256Glasses and books are now forbidden topics in Hololive. You know why.
>>25620230I generally wouldn't care for Moona but she's grown on me after all those moments and screenshots posted here of her being a complete autist.
>>25620270>>25620283Based Polka shitting on narratives.
>Lamy are still getting supas right of the bat5th gen antis, please don't kill yourselves.
>>25620299It's not a joke, she's literally eating burgers on stream all the fucking timeLast time I watched it was two double cheeseburgersThat's something I'd eat and I'm a 90kg male
What is the allure of Lamy outside of the design?So far she has been the most generic personality out of any holo yet.
>>25620230Artia's friend sure is strange...
>>25620206WORLDS COLLIDE AND PEOPLE FADE
>>25620230Fucking Moona
>>25620288Thanks for the heads up. Still, I honestly want more Holo originals, and maybe actual sub-unit songs
>>25620230really puts the MOO in Moona
would you buy it? https://page.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auction/g448326240
>>25620256Imagine a daily series where they read a chapter of a novel to you before bed time.
>>25620291$103.50
I have been lonely ever since Mikochi left!
>>25620259It would be better if they didn't do it in /hlg/.
>What do you want to talk abou- mmmff MFFFFFFF>You're mine now, Nene>Ahn~ <3
This is some excellent design...
>>25620241Dead Hours
>>25620230I really didn't think there'd ever be a weirder character premise than Luna's but that Moona really is something else when it comes to playing her story out.
>>25620230moona loev burg
Marine and Shion are going to get written up for missing a livestream aren't they? This is pretty much the equivalent of showing up to work drunk.
Can't believe Marine's house got Kyoani'd
This makes me think each Live2D should come with an alternate, disheveled looking version for just this sort of scenario, with their hair a mess and their clothes all askew.
>>25618621Where did you find any of this? Jesus, I knew she had an amazing voice but man.
>lamy turned it into a meme to sc herBased
>ARS 50Fuck off
>>25620280She gets supachas from people who cant make the stream as well since she makes the stream available for a long ass time
What’s sex with Lamy like
>>25620230F Burger King
>>25620307ikr, its kind of endearing.
>>25620256Rosalyn...
>>25620264was she always going to moderate their gameplay? or is she shitposting/saving them because it's late
>>25620323Stop dude, i don't want to see my son like this...
>>25620330>sex hair L2DYes please.
New narrative: FBK roofied Shion and Marine so she could dunk on them and get free views for it
>>25620323Not funnny.
>>25620230これは...草
>>25620328Lucky she isn't in her house, then.
>>25620206This one shitpost is more accurate than 99% of english shitposts, so I'm actually happy with this development
Just woke up, Holotools says Marine and Shion have been playing for over an hour, guess they really like each other and aren't just phoning it in like other collab streams.
>>25620331The gachikois are ruthless
any good argentinian VPN?
>>25620331What how?
>>25620336She laughs at your dick shrinking in the 0 Celsius temp of her room and then refuses to have sex with you.
>>25620334That was like a week's wage for him, be kind
>>25620299When Artia was playing Ark with her she mentioned she had like 3 burgers and later on pulled out another burger to eat
>>25620057Is she the best MC Hololive have?
>>25620206based department?
>>25620266Do you never watch her or Miko watch Asacoco?
>>25620263I want her to put me in a headlock and force me to smell her pits so bad bros
>>25620327moona FBK burger review offcollab when
>>25620342EOPchan....
>>25620342the latter
>>25620221This guy probably doesn't even watch Towa anymore
>>25619815save it for aloe. she's an experienced lady with lots of practice that can make you feel like you're on cloud9
>>25620266>Hello, everyone! There was a stream that was supposed to happen! For everyone tuning in the hashtag is now #2 in Japan! Let's keep working hard! What this..? We just passed the ONE HOUR MARK? Subarashiiiiiii~! Omedetooooo~! *clapclapclapclap*
looks like lamy superchat reading is on the menu today
Seethe harder 5th gen antis.
>>25620230>Oh boy! 3 A.M.!
>>25620336she encourages me gently and goes よしよし when im done
>>25618834If she can't be bothered to read my name how will I be able to delude myself that she will touch my penis someday if I donate enough?
>>25620336she thanks you on twitter after you last 30 seconds.
How long would you wait for Marine/Shion Mario Tennis?One hour? Two hours? Three hours? Four hours? Five hours? Six hours? Seven hours? Eight hours? Nine hours? Ten hours? Eleven hours? Twelve hours? Thirteen hours? Fourteen hours? Fifteen hours?
>>25620323>Fucking girls while on the clockWatame won't be happy.
>>25620351Well, they've been playing with each other alright, that wouldn't be incorrect to say.
>>25620323ケク。
when will youtube learn that monopoly money is worthless
If your daughter suddenly moved in with a tall lady that wore nothing but tracksuits, would you assume that she's a lesbian?
>>25620324very talented chuuba... i watch her for zatsudans, i swear
>>25620334No
>>25620329PLEASEBOSSANI BEG YOUSTEP ON MEKICK MEPLEASE SHOVE THOSE SOLES IN MY FACE
>>25620370mad aloecuck
>>25620369Truly the greatest idol in Hololive
>>25620276RBC is always cute nigger
>>25620336Wholesome
>>25620364that's EOPchama to you
>>25620215i think it's her freedom to create that makes her powerful. she grows larger so she can get massive deals and sell shitloads of merch to the point where she can just casually drop thousands of dollars on gacha games and doesn't have to pander to farm superchat.
>>25620256Hitomibros...
https://youtu.be/jCfT_Qh0ORE?t=11what do Shion nips taste like, bros?
>>25620323I'm going to put you in the ground, chief.
*tingtingting*SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPPlease watch my Sololive today!
>>25620382i would never let my daughter out of the basement rape cage in the first plce
>Fubuki: [statement] mmmm>Fubuki: [statement] [chuckles]
>>25620329>sexiest holo>busu irlwwwwwww
>>25620230America really gives her the freedom and democracy to eat as much burgers as she wants...
>>25620334>ARS¿Hola? ¿Departatmento Basado? BOLUDO!
>>25620206HAACHAMACHAMA~
>>25620368>>25618827
i finally realized why argentinians love fubuki so muchit's because she's white
>>25620394Ojisan saliva
>>25620399>[en] Fubuki: *laughs*
>>25620357ik I saw that, it just solidified her eating addiction to me>>25620310Do Indos like eating ASMR, cause having ur chuuba eat all the time doesn't sound like a very appealing trait
>>25620388I know, I'd never imply otherwise, robofriend.
>>25620377Watame is never happy
>>25620229Roboco cucking Matsuri!
Doing a fapping marathon until the marinexshion collab starts. Already climaxed once now.
>>25620394This actually hurts. One of my greatest desires in life is to lick the boobs of a flat-chested girl. Please Senchou, live my dreams in my stead.
>>25620402kek
>>25620382my daughter already talks in a male voice, so i assume she's straight
>>25620241Lame Hours
>>25620336Very cold at first but as you both get into it your combined body temperatures warm the room up and it becomes a nice and fulfilling experience for both of you.
Fubuki pulling 25k in dead hours with a shitpost streamThe fuck?
>>25620405kek
Moona has more personality than 5th gen combined>>25620230
Marine and Shion probably spent all night having sex together in Shion's small bed (her words) and then woke up to fool around some more.That's just life in the HoloWorld.
I should grab some konbini food tomorrow for Lamy and Nene's streams
>>25620385It hurts because I already masturbated to her like three times today
They're out cold, huh?
What is Lamy unwrapping? Is it a condom?
How hard is it to get permabanned from a holo's chat?
>>25620229Is this the first Fall Gays collab?
>>25620419FBK is at her strongest when she's just winging it and being crazy.
>>25620360You know the answer anon.
>>25620409ごめん
>>25620429very easy, just spam.
>>25620368>not MarineSorry anon but any true man loses their membership virginity to Marine or Noel and her roomate
>>25620221Is it just me that reads this like innuendo?
>>25620394grapes
>>25620381And thanks to the inevitable devaluation at the end of the month, that 70 yen will be 50 in two weeks!
>>25620437Do they have mods or do they do it themselves?
noooooo bros Marine raped Shion last night that's why they are still asleep what the fuck someone arrest her now
>>25620126I hope you realize what you've done
So did Shion and Marine fuck? Whenever I sleep over I wake up early because I'm not used to a bed that's not mine, so if they're still out cold...
>>25620318>sleeptime fairy tale streamholy shit this could be amazing
>>25620341Who?
>>25620419There's a reason she's at 800k
>>25620229>RobocoNo thank y>with LunaAlright
>>25620221>towacuckspfhahahahah
>>25620382pretty much, i would also be proud of her for doing such, she scored a good one
>Haato's members are not happy with her member only streams and are complaining directly to Cover about how she's acting latelyBig fucking oof is on it's way, guys. Buckle up.
>>25620444mods
Is /hlg/ still seething because Lamy is more beloved than nene?
>>25620230Moona is a real bloatlord. She could snap any vtuber in-half.
Alright something must actually be wrong at this point. Marine's hyper sexuality must have taken hold of her brain and wrapped in a dense fog of cunny. Shion is currently barricaded in the bathroom desperately screaming for help while Marine desperately claws at the door like a wild animal.
Mikochi... https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1296601265615466497
>>25619771What do you mean people reported her?
Holy shit, FBK's been saying some crazy shit this stream.https://a.uguu.se/etdnep.mp4
>>25620456Complaints, what is going on in them? Why wouldn't they just stop being members?
>>25620460
>>25620421just you wait for polkas 3D skits>waits for 6 months ...
>>25620429Just make a copypasta wtih a bunch of roomate names + calling some of them whores and post it periodically in chat. Don't spam else you might get an automatic temporary ban.
>>25620221ok family, have you seen this guy in recent towa streams?
What if Marine actually raped Shion, and Shion's parents called the cops, and that's why the stream's not starting?
>>25620385Imagine someday she puts out a shot like this with her 3D
until when will fubuki start to get worried
>>25620459Moona v Okayu sumo when
>>25618578even Coco lampooned it weeks ago in a Reddit Meme Review stream title, anon... people have even been making Winning memes about Holos and saying it in chats
>>25620466Joke's on you, I love this song.
>>25620461Uhh... 35Ps?!
>>25620468>Why wouldn't they just stop being members?They are worried about her
Is YAGOO calling them up to livestream?
>>25620447They're dead anon. If you thought /hlg/ has been crazy these past couple of months, you haven't seen anything yet.
>>25620469Shion...
>>25620230/hlg/ in June:>Moona is a muslim extremist who's going to spell the death of Hololive!>Risu really is super cute, I hope she gets her PC soon!>Who's Lofi?/hlg/ in August>Moona...>Risu is a cunt>Who's Iofi?
>>25620230Never change, Moona.
>>25620456>Cover is going to start cracking down on excessive members-only streams and absurdly long superchat readingsSounds like the f2p chads won
>>25620456Provide the source anon, quoting nothing won't help your case
>>25620228Oh how the tables have turned
>>25620475This is obviously all planned, anon.
>>25620473that would be the absolute best way to graduate
>>25620473yabai
>>25620456What are they saying?
>>25620485Iofi is for gentle femdom.
>>25620474With her bare feet, yes please.
>>25620358Mio...
>>25620461Mikopi!
>>25620491That would be nice!
I have other shit to do tonight but don't want to miss when they wake up
>>25620485Make sure to update us with the gen 5s in two months.
>>25620456This one has legs pekobros, keep it up.
>>25620230level 19 of burgers Moona
>>25620473Marine's sucking Shion's pussy nipple rn
>>25620466if FBK was removed from this cover it would be 2000% better
>>25620480にぇ!
>>25620475When they sleep for over 3 days, blame Choco for creating a precedent of sleeping for 2 days being normal.
>>25620488I like Haachama Negro
bros....the sleeping pills.....
>>25620473Shion is living alone now, which is why this collab even happened. Imagine how strange it would have been if she still lived with her parents>Hey mom and dad i know i'm 18 but this is my 28-year old lesbian goblin co-worker, she's going to sleep in the same bed as me today after we hang out and play games
W-What if Marine did an Act-Age??!!
>>25620499mio is more like a talk show host
>>25620474it's such a shame that she doesn't seem interested in anything besides playing games and having funmaybe in a few months we can see another side
>>25620485LLLofi is that bootleg Japanese girl.
>>25620476Okayu's sumo potential is long gone. She and Moon probably passed each other in opposite directions a while back.
>>25620462Used the inquiry form on the website.They respond to those pretty quickly actually and they did this time too since Haachama was pissed off during her morning stream because it reached her.
>>25620514Make sure to take the whole bottle this time Coco, they'll work faster that way.
>>25620485cute /hlg/ learning lolifi's proper name spelling
>>25620508Seems like there are many wonderful kinds of nipples in this world I've yet to discover.
>>25620323He’s too busy streaming to be doing that
>>25620485lofi...
>>25620231No such thing
>>25620472Does anyone really take the time to remember chat names or profile pictures? I only remember some regulars and gachikoi and the people who really annoy me
>>25620461耳が…
>sleeping past 9am everlazy fucks
It was rape, wasn't it
Aging sucks. Haachama would never date me just because of my age.
>>25618578>https://streamable.com/57qxr4can't stop winning, Roberu is the powerhouse of hololive, Cover should just make him their stocks guy
>>25620461Fireworks in the morning, Mikoti...
>>25620330Holohouse residents should have those for sure because that's how they're going to stream from now on.
>>25619126I mean it was CoD and during a reasonable time that a fuckton of EOPs would be awake when she started
>>25620206I noticed that some of them are trying English to get attention from the holos.
>I love doing ERP with you shion. >you're so cute when you're drunk marine>can I suck your tits tomorrow?>hmm maybe>be 1 hour+ late to sleepover morning streamhmmm why is it trending?
>>25620515and remember, noel said marine has a very loud voice>marine yelling about sucking shion's tits reverberate through the house
>>25620528i never write in chat but i message people that i think are annoying
>>25620532teenage girls love oji-sans
>>25620485Hip-hop beats to study to..
>>25620485Iofi's great though. Sometimes I forget she's HoloID.
>>25620521What the fuck did they even complain about? "erm excuse me cover-san, Haato seems to be giving us TOO MUCH member-only content"
>>25620460>Marine having sex with shion before I canI am in pain
>watame tweeting mcdonalds
>>25620530>sleepingAnon...
Aloe and Marine horny moaning stream collab when???????
>>25620515>18 year old>living aloneI guess with Hololive they really are rolling in it after all...
>>25620530>not raising barns at 5 AM >using zippers>not being Amishlaughingbonnetedholos.daguerrotype
>>25620537gen 4 alt outfits fucking when
>>25620485>Who's Iofi?The fujo that also loves /ss/
>>25620551Doujin reading.
>>25620516It's Marine we're talking about, it's impossible she did that... for she would need to ride a bike
So who's sucking who's nipples? Is Shion sucking Marine's, or is it the other way around?
>>25618489>marine and shion so late to their stream I may miss the nba draft lottery What do I do bros
>>25618578This moment is absolutely perfect. It couldn't be better in any other way.
Marine and Shion while drunk fucked for sure, and know they don't know what to do
How bad are we going to feel when it turns out Marine and Shion both turn up dead afterwards?Marine from having choked to death on a 13-inch strap-on and Shion from having to choked to death from laughter.
>>25620558Marine sucking shion's
>>25620519Щofi...
>>25620558titty suck 69
>>25620530Human body isn't designed to wake up before 11 AM, you dumbass. That's a scientifically proven fact.
>>25620521sounds like bullshit, i'll tell those cunts to off themselves for making my lovely semen demon apologize to nijifags
>>25620548SHE SLEPT FOR LIKE 5 HOURS what the fuck is she doing....
>>25620521She didn't sound pissed off.
>>25620552Living alone in the middle of Tokyo no less.
>>25620551in 1 month and 2 weeks
>>25620546>too much member contentShe cancelled the morning streams and said she's going to be doing a ban RTA once a month and last nights one was extremely unpopular.
>>25620559 what if they draft you?
This is just that history anon wrote but with marine instead of coco
>>25620569Becoming Korone.
>>25620361imagine...>Moona ties your hands behind your back with a belt>gets you in a headlock and forces you to smell her pits >the rancid stench is enough to make you audibly gag>decide to fight fire with fire and begin cleaning them with your tongue>Moona's moans while Risu and Iofi laugh at you from her bed talking about how you have a noticeable boner >Moona then knocks you to the ground faces the other way in her chair>tells you in her horrible Coco impression "sniff my ass motherfucker!">forced to pull down those tight leather pants of hers with your teeth >the smell is enough to kill someone >a mixture of sweat, piss, and cum from you licking her pits>you're forced to get in there and clean her holes for her >can just barely make out Risu and Iofi over Moona's fat ass >they do things like lift each others skirts or pretend to tongue kiss just to taunt you>Moona says if you cum before she does you'll have to clean Iofi and Risu as well>only makes your dick ache even more as you try and resist
>>25620360Best Asacoco commentary track streams:FBK>Miko>Watame>Noel>PekomariFubuki's was so good but she only did it once and then privated it. Wish I could see it again.
>>25620546She went a bit too far in what she showed in the ban rta stream and locking her looking at lewds behind membership is basically using porn to bait membership is really disappointing
>>25620230Remember when everyone hated Moona and loved Risu?
is it possible that something horrible happened to Marine and Shion and now they're dead or something?
>>25618796Kaoru also had a busy stream schduele but it was still not 2-4 streams a day like Roberu
>>25620569There's nothing wrong with it Anon...
>>2562055218 years old is probably outdated now.
>>25620569If my wife doesn't sleep 23 hours like a normal human being I'm canceling my membersheep
>>25620554They're only going to have your standard NY affair with boring yukatas because Cover knows they print money anyway.
>hey Marine, you think this futon smells like chloroform? >no it smells pretty norm........
>>25620558Shion's nipples are definitely swollen and red from how long Marine's been sucking on them.
Here's the deal with Haato;For a while now, her member streams have been fucking weird. As in, she does stuff that most members tell her to stop because it can get her in trouble. She brings up tons of porn on stream and shows full uncensored pussy, and just laughs it off like it's okay. That's more than banworthy on Youtube, let alone Cover's whole "YOU'RE AN IDOL" mentality.This morning, she was really pissed off because supposedly management told her off and she wasn't having any of it. Then in the middle of this lewd stream she just started ranting about having big tits and how she hates it, and it's why her new model doesn't emphasis the tits anymore, because she doesn't want it.She also has started to share some really weird opinions on things, to the point it comes off as borderline schizophrenic and conspiratorial. She basically feels there's some grand conspiracy against her among everyone in Hololive.Fans are just really concerned because it's becoming so self-destructive that there is going to be an impact on her, because you can only get away with showing porn and her mentality is quite literally degrading to the point where she needs help but just blames fans and everyone else instead.At the end of the stream, she announced she was canceling her usual morning member streams and was just going to do something like this once a month, which upset everyone even more for obvious reasons, because this isn't what the members want at all.It's just weird at this point and everyone hopes she stops this trainwreck and sorts herself out.
I can't help but think how in reality Marine and Shion are now browsing twitter and laughing their ass off at horny virgins buying the lesbianism wholesale.
>>25620456how are Haatons dealing with her current phase, it's been long since I watched a Haato stream
>hits 800k subs>also salvages a potentially disastrous moment and turns it around into a comedy with lots of viewersThe FACE of Hololive.
I’m very worried for Shion’s safety...
Marine's ex-fiancee hereI just went over to Marine's apartment and it was blocked off by police
If you could steal the body and memories of a holo for one day, which holo would you choose and what would you do?
>>25620169>>25620170what happened? my internet is really shit rn so i can't watch
>>25620515>>25620552Is she living alone? I know she moved or something. But I assumed her family moved, not that she moved out alone.
>>25620579wtf
>>25620596Marine just made her a womanNo need to worry about her anymore
>>25619593Even knowing about the DEEP SEXY FACE I was expecting another korone that can have fun and express it on retarded way, I got a little bit disappointed but I have no one but myself to blame.
>>25620579Yes please
>>25620592must be that australian water
>>25620579>coombrain for moonadiscusting
>>25620230I will put a "burger" in Moona's belly that'll last 10 months
>>25620597Is Shion with her?!
>>25620592i don't believe you but i'm not paying five bucks to find out
>>25620582I was one of them, but then Moona chilled out and became cool.
>>25620590this reminds me a weird scoody-doo video
Are some of you actually worried? Give me a break
>>25620579>imagine...Being this fucking desperate.
https://files.catbox.moe/n9ba53.jpgThat's uh... good question, youtube. I don't even remember it now. It really puts it into perspective by asking... Is it good or bad that I forgot it?
>>25620592This post is actually mostly correct but I assume you're an EOP because you got a few basic facts wrong.She was pissed this morning because she didn't run lasts nights stream by management and it was '''leaked''' (reported) to management so now she has to (and she said her manager has already given her permission for next months)And also she announced the morning streams were canclled a couple days ago in a diary.But yes she's been looking like a train wreck waiting to happen for about 2 weeks.
>>25618536>Are? Where did Rushia-chan go? She was right in front of me.
>>25620587you're right, fuck, 19 years old*
HAACHAMA!?
>>25618578>How does this have 2k views? Did someone link it elsewhere?When I first saw it I rewatched it at least six times.
Have these two ever actually streamed this early?
>>25620592Being stuck alone in a foreign country you can't speak the language of with only your shitty work management and paypigs to talk to would drive any one mad.
>>25620554Watame mentioned that she might be losing her matchsticks soon. So I imagine that was a reference to a new outfit.
>>25620552It’s not strange for 18yo’s to live alone in Tokyo, there are cheap apartments everywhere, heck I came as a student at 18 and started living alone, even with just a part time job you can pay for everything
FBK devoured Lamy's viewers...
>>25620581How did she go too far? She showed straight-up porn or something instead of just lewd-ish drawings? I guess purityfags would get mat at that. And honestly the only way this content could happen is behind a membership wall right, else youtube would kill it really fast
https://twitter.com/mizuryu/status/1296604677757255681CUTE
>>25620592She's gonna have a psychotic break bro. It's the most obvious thing in the world.
>>25620579impressive...
>just as anon's schizo theory takes full shape fBK starts talking about HaachamaNarrativebros?
>>25619793>>25619833base YAGOO trying to destroy idol industry again
>>25620592It's been like this for a while with Haato, she really needs help but people keep enabling her so she goes deeper and deeper. One of these days she's gonna go too far and everyone will wonder how it could have happened.
>>25620600>Is she living alone?Yeah. It's also why she whines about being depressed all the time.
>>25620620>>25620592>2 weeksThis shit's been going on for months.
Council of Oji-sans member here. Contrary to belief, none of us would harm Shion in any capacity, rather we protect her from those who would harm her.
>>25620592Wow poor Haato, hope my red supachato will cheer her up
Is your dick ready for a Marine apology stream?
>>25620579i need this
>>25620528being in their streams long enough you remember some i know lunas and choco senseis regulars for the most part
>>25620569I also only sleep 5 hours
>>25620635MARINE'SGIANTASS
>>25620587Nope, she debuted at 16 and just had her 2 year anniversary.
>>25620573I am not a Haachama member, but it does sound uninteresting. If all goes well the stream would end within a few minutes. Plus if she gets a BAN, she might not keep the superchat money which angers the simps
>>25620592This is bullshit but I'm going to choose to believe it anyway.
>>25620633establishing dominance over uppity newbiescan't believe marine and shion are going to stream over my lakies
>>25620645So the stream is late because you barged in and dragged Marine away?
>>25620644and it'll continue till the end of this year
>>25620592>have easiest job in the world collecting money from simps>STILL fuck up this horriblyWhat is this I don't even
I'm going to bed, FUCK YOU MARINE.
>>25620597I'm glad they're at Shion's place then.
>Fubuki capitalizing on someone else's happenings and getting crazy views/SCsif this was someone else doing it the antis would have buried them. FBK truly is the oyakata
>>25620372nice
>>25620649>Is your dick ready for a Marine VR horror stream?fix'd
>>25620669If she survives that long.
>>25620668Marine actually dragged us away. Help we're powerle-
>>25620597Did they find the my drugs in there?
>>25620299>>25620326She's not playinghttps://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1291670303475564545
Synchronicity!?!?
>>25620635Lmao now Fubuki's talking about it
>>25620669She will graduate before the end of the year. She will be the first one. Unironically.
>>25620671sasuga females
Sorry guys Marine and Shion will be back soon, we're almost done.
I wish I was Sion's leg...
oh WOW that was fast
>>25620643Shion should just join the crazy cat lady club at Hololive.
>>25620644No it seriously hasn't.Only EOPs and people who don't actually watch Haachama were calling her crazy unironically just because of her shitty videos.>>25620662It's just a stupid idea really and if she actually succeeded in getting a community strike it wouldn't be funny.Last time was fine because she didn't push the line anywhere near as much and she didn't make it members only causing her fans to feel like they were supporting a prostitute.
>>25620672I'm going to fuck marine in her bed
>>25620592What's going to happen first, Haachama fucking snapping or coming back to Japan for much needed attakai Hololive healing? How's the plague situation in 'straya?
>>25620598MarineReason: Womb
>Marine's hand up Shion's shirtFubuki...
>Fubuki acknowledging Mizurya Keioh no
>>25620672I should too but I'm too worried
>>25620592I think she was just pissed with management in general.Which is why she's asking to get banned and has been turning off supacha for a while now.Also the twitcast.
>>25620535the fact he qualified was so perfect
Moona is not only fat, but also based https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1296592339545124864
>>25620684what in the goddamn
>28kWill she hit 30k before they wake up?
>>25620230I'm not a Moona fan, but holy fuck this is amazing.
>>25620634https://files.catbox.moe/1upg9t.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/osnbb3.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/q9q1f1.jpgThese are ones she gave permission to screenshot and were actually mostly the worse ones. There were also one maybe two that I consider extremely yabai to have shown but I'm still going to abide by the not sharing member stuff rules
I don't believe the stuff about Haato showing uncensored pussy. Post proof or fuck off.
I'm really glad everything's been peaceful recently since that Aloe fuck-up
GS mangaka also draw themhttps://twitter.com/kuroseP/status/1296605163281477632?s=19
>>25620592How many Holos will she take down with her when she snaps?
>>25620592This genuinely triggers my savior complex. I want to help her so bad...
>>25620648Except you can't because she has been turning off supacha recently.>Implying Haato cares about money at all
>Fubuki is having one of her longest and profitable stream by talking about a stream that've yet to happenmeta as fuck
>>25620592youre supposed to add 5ch and Mea say
>>25620649>>25620678Marine and Shion 3D ring fit hopefully
>>25620710What? I don't understand twitter.
>>25620473Most likely they are having sex and didn't notice the timeShion wants to change her ways
>>25620704Fubuki did a stream with Pochimaru the other day, who has in turn done streams with Mizuyru. Fubuki is just an Otaku living the dream.
>>25620719My first thought when you said GS was GS Mikami...
>>25620696It seriously has.Only JSLs and people who don't actually watch Haachama weren't calling her crazy unironically because of her shitty videos.
What if something actually happened with Marine and Shion? They forgot to lock the door and got robbed or something.
>>25620710What? I dont understand SEAnglish
what's the penalty for oversleeping?
>>25620726good god I don't know if I would be able to handle that
>>25620722Haachama is genuinely beyond saving because being told not to do stupid things pisses her off faster than anything else and hearing it from her members just pisses her off harder because she feels betrayed.>>25620732You're retarded but I expect nothing better.
>>256207352 liters of semen
>>25620696>causing her fans to feel like they were supporting a prostituteShe wants all of you to finally realize something. I love Haachama now.
>>25620733What's with you fags and doomposting?
>>25618578kek, this is legit funny
>>25620671almost every hololive has some kind of issuehaato joined for social interaction
>>25620721She might not but I bet my english message will cheer her up, she's in a dire situation as you can see
>>25620698Her town got locked up again and doesn't seem to be ending any time soon. She needs to wait until march of next year to even think about returning to Japan.
>>25620714>These are ones she gave permission to screenshotShe knows exactly what she's doing, she knew these would be posted all over and would basically be free advertising for her membership. Of course, a lot of her establish fan base is quickly getting fed up with her new act.
>>25620733No way something worse like that could happen to Hololive.
>>25620735forced sex
>>25620704FBK is the 2nd most degenerate otaku in hololive after Marine
>>25620733im fucking imagining right now
>>25620735shion was late once for a stream and her manager reemed her out so bad she started bawling on stream
>>25620739You're retarded but I expect nothing better.
>>25620726that'd be something>Marine gets halfway through the level>already gassed >tells Shion she can take over
>>25620735forced ringfit for 5h while shion watches
>>25620735Cover turns over your address to the oji-sans
>>25620733Are you like 12? They got drunk and overslept
>>25620722You couldn't save her shirou
>>25620735Oji-sans being sent straight to their house
>>25620684>>25620711what the fuck that's like 3 pounds of fried chicken intestine
>>25620714Is the VOD even still there? If it is i'll member just to see how bad it was
>>25620746>She needs to wait until march of next yearLooks like Haachama is ogre, no way she can keep herself in check that long.
>>25620723It's funny how moments like this always bring higher viewership than the streams themselves. Also happened when Luna overslept for the FlarexLuna collab and when Kanata overslept for the RushiaxKanata collab.
>>25620733I don't even want to joke about something bad happening to Marine or Shion, they're both in my top 5 Holos.
>>25620735What's the punishment for sleeping 3 days straight?
>>25620369>"#2 trending" is now trending! We truly do live in exciting times!
>>25620747Twitter bugged out during the stream though so most people couldn't post them even if they wanted to it was kinda funny.
>>25620760Shion isn't old enough to drink though...
>>25620761tfw you'll never be a shirou for your oshi
>>25620733>something bad happened>meanwhile fubuki is just memeing about itAyame unknown.png poster...
>>25620735naked dogezaclothes folded neatly on the side
>>25619220citation needed
>>25620760Shion is underage
Damn, doesn't seem like that hashtag trend is gonna overtake the first place.
>Who's the most yabai Gen 5 member>Can't come up with an answerLamy?This should be an easy one
>>25620710based, guess moona knows EOP's are broke and has some times of clarity during her 24h burger high
FBK at 801k now.
>>25620768Is choco alive?
haachama's roommate keeps posting instagram stories about quitting her job lmao
>>25620760Shion is closer to 12 than he is, she's literally stilll too young to drink.
>>25620775So?
>>25620592>Haato snaps>One day just starts streaming on webcam without avatar and acting like nothing is wrong>it's he last we see of her
>>25620746Isn't her specific location in Australia the worst in terms of confirmed cases or something? I read something how numbers are way down in other parts of the country but I think Melbourne? is still the worst
>>25620783>>25620775Underage people drink all the time though.
>>25620733Yeah, FBK drugged them so she could have her 30k guerrilla stream.
>>25620784The one that should not be named, starts with Al and ends with oe.
>>25620775It's ok, Marine was just serving her grape juice
>>25620764It is but it's not linked anywhere on her channel so you'll have to find the link yourself elsewhere
>>25620784Lamy is not bad, simply boring. But she's getting overly rewarded for it.
>>25620798FBKs drive for akasupa...
are they in the same house?!
>>25620795yes, melbournes been locked down, the rest of the country is mostly fine
>>25620775>>25620783>>25620791She's also living alone and having Marine over, I wouldn't be surprised.
>>25620733Hope they died, it would be fun lmao
Any other officially no-pan holos aside from Mio? While sleeping or awake, doesn't matter.
>>25620795Melbourne is in complete lockdown yeah although the epicentre of it is pretty far from her house.
>>25620800Grape Juice except the G was just hastily drawn on with a marker.
Better archive this fbk stream. Depending on the severity of the reason why shion and marine are late, this stream will get nuked.
>>25620766Like Aki's computer self destructing being the one part of her collab with Watame being the part that gets clipped.
>>25620790HAACHAMA?!
>>25620775>>25620783>>25620791Do you think there's like a magic barrier that stops you form drinking lmao
>>25620797Maybe in your shit hole country.
>>25620790>Instagram storiesGood job bringing up something that can't be checked back on
>>25620788Choco hasn't been the same since they replaced her voiceactor...
>>25620746>She needs to wait until march of next year to even think about returning to JapanShe just needs to graduate. Her schooling is the only thing stopping her from going back to Japan
>>25620801Can't you do me a solid and just link it? Not like non-members can watch it anyway. No fucking clue how i'd find it otherwise
>>25620811miko
>>25620592I thought it was strange that she used her twitcast out of the blue. Hmm hope she's alright I may not watch her anymore since her content changed so much but I still care about that little idiot
>>25620806Yes you slowpoke, Marine is actually having a sleepover at Shion's place.
>>25620811Pekora.
>>25620126https://streamable.com/80bmod
>>25620817no, they do everywhere, you just didn't because you had no friends and no life
>>25620684Anonchama, that's obviously all of holoID monthly snacksIf you are still unsure just ask Moona her weight through a suupachaato like Artia did
>>25620775Since fucking when did this stop anyone from drinking?
>>25620811Coco
>>25620811Coco is canonically no-pan both on and off cam as we've seen
marine's womb
>>25620746>march of next yearWell, R.I.P Haachama. Won't even say anything about Haato because that's long gone already. I don't think she'll even be allowed to graduate if she suddenly wants to so she'd rather get her ass banned.
>>25620820She'll likely graduate soon... Not in that sense though
>>25620813Just like that time when she tried to cover for Towa when Yabee happened.
https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1296607744997257216
my ARS queen...
>>25620802She's exactly what the nip otaku want
>>25620827Perfect
>>25620811TowaThank you Rurudo
>>25620808>>25620816if a manager finds out they got drunk and overslept, i wonder if marine would be in serious trouble as the adult
The Polka hamburger meme came because she watched a Moona stream but couldnt understand Eigo/Indog...
>>25620794Extra Point if she is also directing people to her private yt channel
>>25620838Holy shit, did she hurt herself during the VR horror stream?
>>25620838Did she break her fucking neck from all the horror VR falls?
>>25620775That's the best part of it though.
>>25620808Agree, Marine strikes me exactly as someone horny enough that would get an underage person drunk as to take advantage of them.
>>25620816>he lives in a shithole without magic
>>25620814>being the one part of her collab with Watame being the part thatI think I'm having a stroke
>>25620838How
>>25620838Don't do face pulls kids. Stick to upright rows.
>>25620838Luna please don't die.
>>25620838Dumb baby...
>>25620838Matsuri you're not supposed to choke that much...
>>25620449lmao
What an absolute shithsow hololive is turning out to be. Now haayo showing porn in a mengen stream? fucking hell.Is hololive menhera central?
>>25620775Convenience stores in Japan don't even ID clearly underage high schoolers, no one gives a fuck
>>25620816If news gets out, that's a scandal. If anything sexual happens, that's probably a scandal too. Marine is much older, she shouldn't be pressuring kids to do weird shit like that.
>>25620838Wtf luna?!
>>25620838dumb baby
>>25620838wtf
>>25620838lawsuit incoming YAGOO is FUCKED
You know i realized that those who call Lamy boring are the same ones who can't understand Japanese and only watch translated clips
>>25620838She truly is a fragile 40-yr old
>>25620838dammit grandma we're gonna have to put you in a home soon
>>25620620What happened 2 weeks ago? Holocaust?
>>25620844Towa no-pan?I don't recall hearing about this.for the love of god, tell me more
>>25620838Luna baa-san...
>>25620838Luna is a paraplegic girl. I hate this sickness ark.
>>25620838Probably from her faceplanting so hard during the VR Horror. Hope she heals up and takes some time off if it's too much
>>25620838Dumb old hag.
>>25620410are images like this from official packs you buy from a website? ive seen a few of them posted here
>>25620867I mean I get while Shion's character is child-like in appearance, Shion's roommate isn't a child.
>>25620838luna hime...
>>25620838This just proves that she's an old hag
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1296606211249299456?s=19Watame...
Akai Haato is done for and will enter a very deep depression.She has no real friends in Hololive and she's going to be let go by Cover. You know what's worse than being stuck in a foreign country for over a year? Being stuck there without the amazing job that printed you money -- a job you threw away by being careless.Akai Hatto actively sought to sabotage the girls of the newer generations and is constantly talking shit behind the scenes. There's a reason people actively don't talk to her.The one who I really feel bad for in all this is her mom who had to deal with her husband cheating on her with some European girl and her daughter who's an immoral failure.If you want the details check out 5ch, also I'm a nousagi.
>>25620838>depressed luna.png
>>25620838Luna-sama...
Why is Haachama not allowed to leave Australia? I remember a case a few months ago where a woman was deported from Germany back to France because of the Corona lockdown. The argument was that you need to return to your main residence, wherever that may be, even if it's in France.
>>25620838HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAStupid bitch
>>25620838streaming is unironically a high risk job yikes.....when you're 30+ at least
>>25620838Luna please get well soon so we can be back to having rough blowjobs.
>>25620838What the FUCK Luna, is she unironically an elderly grandma or something? That's because of those VR falls right?
People are bringing up the ridiculous amount of roberu streams today, but astel is pulling some crazy shit too:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZsR3G0nlEQ
>>25620845Probably but there's no really a way for them to find out
>>25620838Actually hope she's ok, does Cover even have health insurance?
>>25620838Our lil' Baby was dropped one too many times during that VR horror stream
https://twitter.com/kuroseP/status/1296608056873070592
>>25620838Himechama...
Lamy is a good kouhai
>>25620230wonder what kind of food does Sarawak have when she live there ...
Whats with this string of bad luck in hololive lately?
>>25620598Noel so I can fuck Flare
>>25620838Damn, now I feel bad for having fantasies of kidnapping her and forcing her to play Ring Fit.
>>25620867They are both adults Stop being a puritan you weirdo
>>25620864>Is hololive menhera central?you're just figuring this out?
Ok it's time>favorite holo>favorite music genre
>>25620893She's currently living and studying in Australia? She's not just a tourist you retard.
>15 away from 1 shion markOjisan-tachi, it's almost 4 am here, I'm not gonna make it to the actual stream start. Go on without me.
>>25620876She doesn't allow L0L0 to have underwear so I assume she has the same rule for Towa.
>>25620871dunno if youre joking but i know at least with US workers comp laws, people have lost entire companies from stuff like this
>>25620851Except everyone else always mentions how Marine respects people's boundaries irl
>>25620912MikoToilet sounds
>>25620906It's the year, it has been horrible for everyone.
>>25620838Uh oh I'm sure Subaru feels bad poor Luna :(
>>25620872You just now realized this?
>>25620876Her mama won't let her wear underwear.
>>25620882No, it's their member emotes
>>25620904She is too wholesome
>>25620838>2nd 3D stream>get seriously injuredDoes Cover need to be investigated by the government
>>25620906YAGOO is paying the devil's debt for the 2017 Christmas miracle, just took a while for the snowball to begin.
>>25620890>5chShould've started with that retard
>>25620838What the fuck
>>25620893and what does some arab commie shithole in europe have to do with god's country of australia?
>>25620890Why are pekofags like this?
>>25620890ん?
>>25620912okayuharsh noise
>>25620912TowAkSioProgressive Rock
>>25620922I cant believe Subaru just pushed Luna out of the chair and broke her neck like that...
>>25620898His rules aren't nearly as kind as Towas were either, since she was adding everyones damage and multiplying by 10 for any champion
>>25620852shhh... don't let spics know we happy merchants know the dark arts and that's how we doxx the holos
>>25620838RIP 3D horror streams.
>>25620838VR horror was a mistake with her frail body. Also her wrist is completely fucked as posted on her other twitter.>3/5 of gen 4 have broken bodies or broken hearts, and one with both
>>25620893She's still studying and leaving would destroy her oportunities to finish it.
Miko's roommate is posting clips of taking a greasy fat shit on twitter, this is so gross.
>>25620898This is the man who went from one Apex endurance stream right into another Apex endurance stream it doesnt surprise me anymore at this tpoint
>>25620906It's the price of becoming massively popular in such a short time. Cover just got lucky and they would have never succeeded to this extent by their own merit because they're incompetent.
>>25620918Uh, that's not what it says in the translated clips I watch
>>25620912WatameMath Rock
>>25620917>thinking japan would ever give a fuck about worker drones
>>25620934why are towafags like this?
>>25620912WatameElectro Industrial
>>25620897She can't properly hold her fall because her hand is full with VR controllerIt's the staff fault they didn't catch her despite standing near her.
>>25620838I had the same problem and I'm only 29. Stop calling her a hag.
>>25620912TowaPost-Rock
>>25620900Even if they dont didn't it happen in their studio?
>>25620893Because she needs to finish high school. If she leaves she can't come back to graduate
>>25620912> idk> idk
I want to flip up Sion's skirt!
>>25620912KanataDeath metal
>>25620912ChocoSynthwave
>>25618649The fuck? Weren't the 2016 tweets made when she was 14?
>>25620912Iofilofi
>>25620912FubukiReggaeton
>>25620817Which one? America does it. UK does it, Spain does it. Latin America does it, Japan does it, Italy does it, Germany does it, Russia does it.Don't know about the rest. But which country do you live in that's better than any of these?
>>25620838HIME-SAMA!!!
>>25620912LofiProgressive Metal
>>25620912KoroneJazz
>>25620893She CAN go back to Japan, the problem is that she wouldn't be able to go back and finish her studies.
>>25620963Fuck off Matsuri
>>25620960if it's from the VR falls, yesLawsuit ARC inc boyz
The only explanation is that they got really drunk and had sex all night
Fubuki will be the second vtuber to hit 1 million subscribers technically the thrid but whatever
>>25620912TowaJapanese city pop from the '80s, I love Anri and I hope Towa will sing a song from her once
>>25618491>>25618518>>25618534>>25618542>>25618563>>25618564>>25618608for the last fucking time STOP CALLING MY PHONE!
>>25620912PekoraClassic rock
>>25620955I really hope Subaru won't assume any blame for this.
How is everyone here missing the NEW NARRATIVE?Subaru had to have sex with guys at her job when her house bruend down, and they were all black. I shit you not, this is just now leaking.
>>25620879>>25620849>>25620850>>25620868She is recovered and was able to btfo Korone even on low stamina:https://youtu.be/DEKRKT9GFfY
>>25620912TowaProgressive Metal
>>25620912KoronePagode
>>25620915I'm gonna make some coffee, keep me updated on FBK's stream.
>>25620912PekoraClassical (particularly Bach)
31k is watching Fubuki nowWhat the fuckIs she actually a genius?
>>25620898He probably plays 12 hours of Apex a day even when not streaming anyway.
>>25620912Mikotiding music
>>25620592>>25620620Is the whole Haato scizo-tin foil hattetry true? That's probably the more saddening part, if true
>luna paralyzed>marine and shion missing, presumed dead>haato one bad day away from a mass shootingdamn
>>25620988Why are americucks like this?
>>25620875Hard to pin down but she said she got flamed harder after her Live2D reveal than she ever had been so that might've been the start of it.The weird diaries and serious conversations in the morning streams were only in the last week or two though.
>>25620932Take your meds Wong
>>25620912MikoAlternative hip hop
>>25620998she's flexing nuts on the gen 5 upstart
>>25621004why did you acknowledge the post faggot?
Aki-Lamy drinking stream confirmed
>>25620975how the fuck has haachama not graduated yet? shes in like her 7th year of high school
>>25621003Nene's also suffering from water poisoning.
>>25620838these girls are super physicaly weak
>>25620998If the void stream didn't already tell you that, yes, she is.
>>25620968Lofi*Lofi*
Subaru holds the oversleeping record by 2 hours right?
>>25620838She actually wanted to do something about her health but now she's barely going to be able to move for a while. Luna...
>>25620872Imagine being proud of having wasted your time learning a dead end language that's only good for understanding porn games and middle aged women larping as cute anime girls
>marine got too drunk and made a move on shion>they're sober and trying to talk it out right now
>>25620998That's all the people who would've been watching Shion & Marine
How old is shion?
>>25620988>bruend>>25620980>thridAre you ok Anons?
>>25621018Shion at 2 hours. Subaru was like 40-50 minutes if I remember right
>>25620912TowaProg rock
>>25620864What, you just noticed? They all seem pretty sharp, for the most part, but mentally stable? Not so much.
>>25620912Koronehardcore punk
>>25620872nice try to cover up her hollow personality.
>>2562102512
>>25621020https://files.catbox.moe/36y23i.webm
>>25620988>Blacked narrativesplz go back to /pol/ white pig
>>25621020Man I couldn't imagine being too retarded to learn Japanese
they're going to be late longer than the actual stream would have been at this rate
>>25621018Did Choco have any streams scheduled during the time when she overslept by two days?
>>25620912MikochiJpop idol Music
>>25620987Nah she won't.Luna adressed it on her zatsudan last night that she was very grateful for her.And she was away from Luna when she was playing anyway, she can't do anything about it.
>>25620998FBK has always been a genius.
>>25621018choco sensei...
>>25621003It was bound to happen in Monkeypaw Live.Since Kanata just successfully escaped from most of her suffering, the paw is finding its next targets.