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shion yo
Your yubisHand them over
i love Sakura Miko!
Aloe did nothing wrong
Aloe!
Praise Risu or else
Rushiabutt
peko
sasuga
Tsunowaki!
ALOWAWAWA LOVE
I love Towa.
I have been lonely ever since Mikochi left!
Damn you meidos!
I will make an honest woman out of Aloe
MODCHAMA?!
https://streamable.com/9k96px
Early Kaichou
I still want to fuck Kanata while she strangles me to death.
sexsexsexsexsexsex
Ahoy!
>>25596460Lick tummy
Yogiri~n
What could've been....
I feel bad for Polka. You can tell she wanted Holofive to be a close-knit group like gen 3 but that's definitely not gonna happen now. She was even working on a drama and had an "announcement" to make about gen 5.ripShe's probably going to just collab with her friends after the ban is lifted.
Stop bullying Aloe! She was horny -ONCE-!
>>25596460*henk*
I love Kanatan!
I can't believe Towa punched Nene...
No grabbing!https://streamable.com/f4gw5m
>>255964781 second early
I've been gone for a week, fill me in on the latest narratives
>>25596490Sex sex sex!
Behold
Teach me japanese /jp/I want to understand my wife, Lamy.
>>25596482sax
Lamy my wife.
The ALOE LOVE is growing stronger!
Submit to Mel !And watch her say "nice" if you want to !https://files.catbox.moe/ur1bl8.mp4
>is it okay to talk about eroge this early in the morning?Roberu, please...
>>25596471
>30 fucking ritual posts
Mikocchi is getting ready
>>25596483道連れアンカー沈没アンカー撃沈アンカーアンカーだ!道連れ沈沈挟んで沈沈沈沈沈沈痛いですー!違う!このエロガキどもが!再教育してやる!キャプテン・マリンのケツアンカー!
>>25596481I want Towa to choke me to within an inch of my life.
>>25596464Mano Aloe fucks dogs
>>255964602 shion threads in a row incredibly based
I'm in love with a stripperShe really think I'm playing, I'm playingShe take me for a joke when I say itI'm in love with a stripperGotta get her, gotta get with herI can't stay out this club
>>25596460Miko is my wifu!
Aloe did nothing wrong, you guys are just incels
OH FUCK OH FUCK ASTEL'S IS FORCED TO PLAY WITH A GIRL
>>25596488>*skittering intensifies*
I love Towa
Aqua makes me irrationally angry, explain this.
>>25596488Tolka collab incoming
>>25596476How the fuck would you do that?
>>25596499its a vomiting miko?
Day 21 Thread #5Still waiting for Mikochi!
Lamy best girl.
In the end the holohouse kinda fucked the ppt trio, not by making them more distant or anything but mostly because coco and kanata grew too close, The Onee-san Gumi is great, but as marine fully accepts her role as their official third wheel, and even outside the character, they're just real friends. The pptrio almost feels like watame trying to catch up to kanacoco, specially as of late where coco just kinda dropped the whole making fun of kanata thing, as she just allows herself to enjoy their time together. while watame is just kinda lonely, hopefully gen 5 gives her an actual pairing, almost everyone has a designated best friend, even Luna found matsuri, with towa being a weird-ish expcetion, and now she lost like half of her friend groupit often feels like watame of towa really didn't know what to expect going into hololive, so their early days were very hazy and in such it made that when the others started picking up the pace they just kinda got left behind, even now mid drastic incline, it feels like watame just resignated herself to doing her own thing, pretty sad that she has to share marine and noel's second and deal with ever so busy woman of a thousand units FBK
>>25596509they aren't done yet. it's more like 70
Miko is going to bounce back and be able to stream almost as much as she could before!Choco is going to start to sleep well, eat healthy, and attract a rich salaryman to cook for!Luna will overcome her frail body and lung disease and be able to do anything at all without being seated!Rushia will find stability in life and finally move forward after being taken advantage of so many times in the past!Matsuri will finally stop punishing herself and make a true friend for the first time in her life! It's Luna!Kanata is going to finally have real friends for the first time in her life and her doctors will finally figure out her treatments and stabilize her health!Watame will finally open up to the friends she doesn't believe she has and be forcefully dragged out of her depression!DepresShion will take a clue from this and follow in her footsteps!Noel's body will stay young forever and Flare will help heal her wounds while she follows up on the referrals to Kanata's doctors!Subaru will finally get role-called for a heart transplant from a very healthy donor!Coco will travel back in time and prevent herself from being American!Haato will finally come to terms with her own success and stop being self-depreciating!
>>25596474HEY MANhttps://files.catbox.moe/yim4nf.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/lz05y7.mp4
>>25596493Towa hit the clown too
I love Polka!
The gamer of gokisei
okgey
>>25596185That delivery was on point. Towa should stop wasting her time being a tryhard esports progamer and instead become a standup comedian with just one bit about dumb gaijin mistaking her for a Chinese person.
>>25596509
>>25596524I think it would be great.
>>25596522same
>>25596490Good morning sex!
>>25596499is she supposed to be a sheep?
>>25596523Are you the guy that compiles a bunch of menial "offenses" she made and posts it every now and then?
>>25596467But I fucking love Nene!
Who's going to pay for this?
>>25596362>Then why wasn't she chosen by Sora for ALICE?She's not that good of a singer and neither is Sora.>Then why wasn't she chosen to accompany Fubuki on the radio show?1) She is a social anxiety riddled hikki neet.2) She doesn't want her fans to hear her interact with males because she knows she has unicorns3) She knows Sugita is a gachikoi and while she is flattered he is a fan; the last thing Pekora wants is to interact with a nousagi so directly for an extended period of time.>Then why hasn't she done anything except play games (and play them badly on purpose for laughs)?She does, retard. She literally turns every SC reading into a zatsudan if you actually watched the streams you'd know that.>If she is so talented, she would have more achievements.Most memberships in hololive.
>Your favorite holo will never play your favorite game
What will you do when cover announces that Sakura Miko has passed away?I will most likely join her.
>>25596512My mikochi looks weird...
>>25596534Haachama...
>>25596505I wanna lick those feet!
>>25596523She's just too good
>>25596488>instead of being dragged down by losers like Aloe and Nene she can work with her successful friends again. This is definitely a win in the long run
>>25596548llama
>>25596506kek
>>25596499OPTICBLAST
>>25596525https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/make%20an%20honest%20woman%20of%20(someone)
>>25596493I can't believe Nene was Towa's desk this whole time! I can't believe that they made Nene intern as Towa's outlet for rage! I can't believe Nene went along with all this and actually enjoyed it!
>>25596498https://apps.ankiweb.net/https://www.duolingo.com/learn>>>/jp/djtteach yourself, Risu learned in 4 months with some scraps !
>>25596535>Coco will travel back in time and prevent herself from being American!lol
>16kCut the rope already, it's over.
chuuni bossu?https://twitter.com/kageyamashien/status/1296252938776535040?s=19
Is something wrong with catbox?None of the links are working for me.
guys i'm really sorry to ask but i've been really busy lately and haven't had a chance to keep up with the goings oncan you please give me a quick rundown of why people are saying gen 5 is such a failure and specifically why they're singling out aloe?
>>25596552Put the gun down, son of a bitch.
Astel, keep it cool. Remember everything Roberu taught you.
>山田すずめI always see this girl donating over 5000¥ to our son, it seems she's a vtuber, is she his personal gachikoi?
>3rd gen also known as Hololive fantasyThen what is 4th gen called?
>>25596538>jobs at fall gays>gamerThat narrative sure was short-lived
>something she needs to do to continue doing what she likes long termBros calm down, she probably has some tonsil stones it'll be fine. IT'LL BE FINE OK?
I wish I was coco...
>>25596503why are her subs so low then
nene, twapi's toilet neighbor...
>>25596520Spaghetti spilling soon
i know most of them are bare bones as fuck but which holo has the most interesting character lore?
>>25596576probably getting ddos'd by streamable
>>25596488this is good because gen5 sucks ass, bring on the norio and mea collabs
>>25596530Maybe she'll get closer to Haato again, but even so that wouldn't be the same as having someone in the same country as you.
We need a general thread for Hololive
>>25596584hololive endgame
>>25596584>>25596584Mental ward
>>25596536Why do you guys use this shitty site which is always slow or down?
>>25596530The scary part of the holohouse is that if Coco gets doxxed, everyone around her will be doxxed too.I think the holohouse was a mistake, if we could replace Coco with literally anyone else the situation would be safer.
>>25596520He's barely talking...
Huh? Δ's account deleted now?
>>25596566No anon wait! Marry a slut is a bad idea!
peko <span class="sjis">. ────― || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄.|| || ////.|| || ぺこ ぺこ ∩__∩ ∩__∩ † ||. ( ∩ (^ω^ ∩ ||. .ノ ノ 丶 . || ( ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | ∪ ∪_____.|[/spoiler]
>>25596496Aki is cuter than ever.
>>25596569only read the djt op, never read the thread, never read the thread
>>25596556i only like terrible streaming games and i don't want her to reclinethen again korone plays a lot of terrilbe streaming games and she's just fine
>>25596584Dumpster fire
>>25596557a backflip
>>25596494I promise nothing
>>25596538I can't believe she drew a better lion than Towa-sama! Towa senpai will not be happy about being outdone by her kouhai!
>>25596505that slightest bit of panty peeking through her shorts...
>>25596578>i've been really busy latelylol, no you haven'tYou're a fucking nobody. You've never done anything. The moment the virus hit, you rejoiced because now everyone could be like you. But everyone proceeded to do productive things indoors while you sat on your ass. Now things have calmed down but you're worse off than ever lmao.
>>25596530>people won't know this is a copypasta
>>25596588It might have to do with taking a 2 week break but I'm no expert.
>>25596553BULLY NENE
>>25596598streamable doesn't let you download vids anymore
Here's a Miko narrative. What if she's keeping her illness a secret because it's an STD?
Why is luna exhausted with muscle pain from a stream where she had to sit on a chair for an hour
>>25596592works from my fridge
>>25596574How do we cure him of autism?
>>25596584Gen 4 is all cult leaders so it should be called Hololive Faith or something like that anyway
>>25596558mature miko..
>>25596557Please stop talking about Mikochi for a while, I need to calm my mind... I'm not ready.
unlike you guys homeless virgin,reddit people have money,that's why they love reddit
>>25596603Has been for a while now
>>25596599>The scary part of the holohouse is that if Coco gets doxxed, everyone around her will be doxxed too.Idiotchama?!
>>25596604CUTE
>>25596520hes so quiet...my stupid homo
>>25596617if you ctrl+s the page you can just drag the mp4 from the folder it makes
>>25596617Use a third party
>>25596530Watame is going to continue to spread her net wide with collabs. She is a hard worker and is the last person in gen 5 I'd worry about reclining.
>>25596589>>25596601>>25596630
>>25596620did you not see her fucking fly out of the chair like 4 times? that shit probably hurt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eWCNvdfcEk
Lamy is boring but she's starting to grow on me. Can't say the same for the rest of the gen 5 though.
>>25596554Thanks for the (You)
>>25596611Her papa helped her.
>>25596554>she can't sing>she can't dance>she can't talkSo talented.
>>25596553>KA KA KA KACHIDAZE
>>25596625No one is ready for death anon...
>>25596631does that still work? i tried to dl the mp4 from the code but they added tokens or something that stops you
>>25596574Shien you fucking dweeb! Ahaha.
W-Whoa Botan!
>>25596530>her own thing>collabing constantly
>>25596620You know why
>that silence when Leona joins the teamAstel your spaghetti was spilling again
>>25596520Give me link, I need to watch his spaghetti
>>25596626tell that to astelbro
>>25596574lmao
>>25596584Gen 3 even had a designated name, is there something they weren't handed in a silver platter, their gen had the best planing, actual proven talent, they joined hololive during it's best and where placed so that collabs with men weren't expected from them not shit they're the mos united gen, they had 0 issues to deal with, meanwhile watame has to make up for the mediocrity of gen 4 and gen 5 got fucked by a whore
>>25596569I heard duolingo is fucking garbage tho.Did you guys use it to learn?
>>25596635how fucking fragile is she
>>25596626ESLchama!?
>>25596583I think she donates to a few of them, but I have seen her drop tons of money on him. In his 2nd utawaku, I'm pretty sure she gave around $500 total to him throughout the stream, she dropped multiple akasupas.
STANDING HERE
>>25596520>>25596589>>25596601>>25596630>>25596634https://streamable.com/ggq9ss
>>25596556I'd pay good money to have a holo play Kingdom Hearts and try to explain the story afterwords
>>25596655https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=squvrLWKEPQ
>>25596520Is he always like this around women?
>>25596530And here lies someone who has fallen to the narratives, /hlg/ takes another victim.
>>25596578The truth is READ THE ARCHIVE YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT
>>25596482
here's what ACTUALLY is happening with aloe>debut as a 15 year old demon>they realize it's pedobait in most western countries>give her a two week vacation>when she comes back she'll be older and legal for fucking world wide
>>25596658watame is shit
>>25596667Nice weather we're having.
>>25596651god i want her to kick me right in the stomach
>>25596626i feel bad for reddit then, They have to be homeless virgins..
>>25596626How much is one of those gold button things? And why would you spend it on reddit and not on a chuuba?You fucks.
>>25596599>Identify Kson>stalk Kson>break in holohouse>steal some pantiesyup, something a nip would do
>>25596660Throw yourself on the floor right now, Anon. And none of that pussy shit like putting your arms out or trying to land on your knees first.
>>25596467What a good cumdump
>>25596659No lolI use duolingo to take screenshots and farm (You)s.If you're serious about learning everything is in the site on /djt/
I love Suisei
>>25596626I mean, someone from here donates so much even 5ch kneeled.
>>25596591Aki
>>25596578Gen 5 is a failure is a shitposting narrative fueled by pekorafags, cocofags, and towafags, that feel their positions to be threatened.Aloe is singled out because she is suspended for 3 weeks so she can sort her life out. She was doxxed and stalkers are calling her personal phone number and sending things to her house.
>>25596633i know, but it's a bit shitty that she doesn't have a designated best friend like mostly everyone else does
>>25596658>meanwhile Luna has to make up for the mediocrity of gen 4ftfy
>fall guys and zatsudan arcsI FUCKING HATE IT
>>25596683look at her go
>>25596672Yeah and Luna is literally 0 years old
>>25596599coco was the mistake
>>25596667yes. yes definitely.
I believe in mikochi! she will be fine and return to us to give us her Elite smile.
>>25596662Damn, i wonder why she does that...
>>25596618yeah an STD called a baby
>>25596599>I think the holohouse was a mistakeno shit, but let coco realize that on her own
>>25596554Nousagis are pathetic lmao even Watame is better
>>25596584Five sins of HololiveWatame - GreedKanata - SlothTowa - LustLuna - GluttonyCoco - Pride
>>25596617I just dl one with an addon.
>>25596650I am, bunch of easy ways to get that experience. Skydiving being one of them.
>>25596530Suisei already replaced Watame as the third member of the PPT Trio. Watame is not even the d'Artagnan of the group since Anemachi has that role as well. But Watame is going to cuck both Coco and Kanata out of all the 5th gen kouhais so it will work out for her in the end, so long as Towa doesn't kill any of them first.
would you eat fbk
>>25596520Meika, please pull out some chuuni lines...
You faggots are such casuals. PPT and her roommate are on Sio level playing 3D mahjong chess. Read Sun Tzu’s Art of War sometime:“Appear weak when you are strong”amanekanatach was literally streaming at 10% and still almost won in subs while Watame streamed at 120% and barely eked out a win, all while Cabaya now has a week worth of tape to analyze on how to exploit different Watame weaknesses.With an all timer like Coco and a HoFer in Suisei looking at the data, not to mention vtuber analysts like japanese Keemstar, TOKI Vtuber Clips and Anemachi helping out analyzing Watame's tapes, not to mention thousands of Papaya fans constantly watching the tape and sending recommendations to PPT via email, Twitter and akasupa, Watame is fucked.There’s no possible reality that Kanagawa loses this battle. The sheep fired all her bullets while the tenshi is just loading their gun.
>>25596673seethe harder tenshifag
>Roberu talked about Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Nobunaga's Ambition and Dynasty Warriors quite a few times already>still hasn't stream any of those games yetRoberu, onegai...
きtら???
>>25596556Maybe that's for the best. My favorite holo played my favorite game and she hated it
*queues up another shion thread*
RELEASE THE ARCHIVES FROM THEIR PRISON, COVER
>>25596690better than ARK and APEX endless arc
>>25596696perhaps she's wants to holo their stars if you catch my drift
>>25596663I REALIZE
>>25596584what does 4 means in japanese again?
>>25596695Be strong, 35P.
>>25596675I want to rub her feet
>>25596687its probably just towafags desupeko and cocofags only seem to really appear when they're streaming
"Flare, wake up. We won."
>>25596520Link to the stream?
>>25596584Hololive Trashdump
>>25596702GRASS
>>25596682what does that say...onegai
>>25596687Towafags already lost their position though as Aloe took Towa's position of offical holoslut
>>25596666>>25596667You can rewind the stream. Turn it back before the girl barged in then compare it to now.
>>25596710>Read/hlg/ said I'm not supposed to do that.
>>25596713きtらあああああ!!!!!!
>>25596583thats Matsuri's 3rd account
>>25596679> Coco doesn't wear underwear> Kanata wears dollar store kiddie pantiesWhat's the fucking point?
Which Holo do you think you could successfully flirt with and potentially bring home?
>>25596620You can be sitting in a chair all day and still be tired.Also screaming tires you.Falling repeatedly into the ground tires you.Having your lungs working overtime tires you.Have you ever moved a muscle in your life, coma-anon?
>>25596581She has a similar hairstyle to Festival. Does Astel have a sidetail fetish?
>>25596716Shionfags are getting powerful
Why are you so mean?
>>25596711Cope harder sheepfag
Shion is the best chuuba! Her cuteness is unparalleled!
>>25596569I went into /djt/ and all I got was bullied
>>25596720Well, I don't blame her
>>25596702Endurance sex with Towa!
>>25596702I like it
>>25596726they had no chance against the Flare x Watame x Luna axis
Time for the best CNhttps://streamable.com/5rqxj5
>>25596682To be fair, Astelbro is unironically based.
How long till the retarded red hair drops dead?Also fuck you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEYLvugP0ug, Ik you are in here
>>25596739Marine!
>>25596687>positions feel threatenedBIG GRASS GOOD BAIT
>>25596745Don't need to my girl is on her way to overtaking coco by the end of the year, while kanata might actually be deaf by next month
>>25596739Matsuri definitely. She'd probably melt if someone shows her a scrap of affection.
>>25596628Coco is the problem.
>>25596716it's a fake ojiisan
>>25596726Why is Flare always the one to die in these fanarts?
>towafags absolutely ecstatic that somebody will get more slutposting about them>take the opportunity to seed it themselvesNobody likes your shit idol because of her horrendous voice
>>25596587I wish I was Shion
>>25596710>“Appear weak when you are strong”Is Miko actually doing really well right now then?
>>25596739aloe and rushia
>>25596584>an angel called peepee haha>dude yakuza dragon>a sheep>hot devil lady that smoked a cig shop>a princess but get this she's ZERO years old wtfHololsorandumb.
>>25596710How do I get schizophrenia so I can enjoy these posts
>>25596702>Towa - Lust
>>25596753Chowa...
>>25596759pekO
>>25596755>$200 no comment akasupa
New here. Who is the biggest slut in Hololive? I love whores. My mom was a prostitute.
>https://streamable.com/jaa30hyou will never be as excited for a game as coco was for yakuza
>>25596710>Quoting ancient chinese scam tricks
>>25596666this is painful to watch. aren't holostars supposed to be charming playboys? what gives?
>>25596740> Kanata wears dollar store kiddie pantiesKanata's cheapass panties worn thin from spanking abuse...
>>25596727https://youtu.be/squvrLWKEPQ
>>25596726please delete this, Marine is going to cry
>>25596658Am I the only one that loves Gen 4 as a whole if we pretend Coco doesn't exist?
>>25596743https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0someone with epic video editing skills should add hololive heads and voices to this
>>25596739Coco, since she's the only one that will understand English. Plus if she's anything like the typical Asian-American girl, she's probably quite a slut.
>>25596791probably
>>25596520https://streamable.com/fgxcpe
Gen 4 best gen!
>>25596721YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME
>>25596784When a woman shows up, everything is ruined
>>25596702>Watame - GreedKek
best
>>25596784It's just Astel...
everyone's poppin off about gen 3 but isn't gamers pretty strong, assuming they count(and get fbk)?
>>25596702Sheep should be envy but other than that it's good
all you fucking holoniggers will fucking hang this friday when based invisbro kicks you out of /jp/
>>25596739Probably only coco because my japanese is shit.
>>25596710>HoFerwhat's that?
>>25596795>Im here to apologize for being a fucking retard>And I had a boyfriend tooJUST
>>25596795Kek.
>>25596784no theyre not. only oga and aruran areyour oshi is safe, and take this as proof
>>25596702I guess Watame graduated from being envy
>>25596702>luna gluttonywhat, i dont get it
Suzy please let me pee in your butt onegai...
>>25596802can I join the party?
>>25596520I'd spill my spagetti around Leona too.
>>25596802it has been over a year and we still don't know flare's canon powers
>>25596806ok retard
>>25596797true but just because of luna
>>25596782yakuza is pretty fucking based
>>25596782The dragon of dojima...
>>25596819No, but you can sit with the Nijis.
You are now thinking aboutBotan stomach growling ASMR
>>25596806Who? Where?
>>25596500sox
>>25596460imagine https://files.catbox.moe/lmasym.mp4
>>25596624feels like this one for meCoco - Literal Pied Piper. Watame - Sheep Cult.Towa - The Family.Kanata - A bit under cover compared to the fanfare of the Membersheep Family, but the core of her followers are some of the most invested around.Luna - [Someone fill in the blank for me, I just don't have enough time to watch all 5]
Keep your cool astel... keep your cool...
>>25596784Astel and Izuru don't know how to talk to women
>>25596818>suzyback to kpop general
>>25596782Sega permissions onegai
>>25596687I like Button and Nene, nothing against the rest of the girls either.
>>25596702I WANT TOWA TO SUCK ME DRY
>>25596802Three titties, a curve and a washboard
>>25596739Aloe, Matsuri, Coco, Kanata, Marine, Rushia, Haato, Aqua, Subaru and Towa.
>>25596797Only Kanata is good thanks to her singing voucecoco - redditwatame - forced cringeluna - tryhard hagtowa - *vomits*
>>25596784That's why they are homos
>>25596702>Lust
stop hating coco
>>25596594https://youtu.be/y9cuSHR83pA?t=3750Watame seems to really like Haachama and craves her attention. She was saying how left out she felt during that collaboration stream with Mel, Choco and FlareShe will never be Haachama's number 1 though. That's always going to be Hoshikawa. Those two are practically on the same wavelength.
>>25596690Kino games>Fall Guys>Minecraft>Dead by Deadlight>short games that last a stream or twoShit games>ARK>APEX>Nintendo games>Retro games>Kojima games>Western games
>>25596797thats a funny way to say sankisei
>>25596824
>>25596763Well, we don't know if this is just picturing Noel the moment before she succumbs to her own wounds.
>>25596687why are sheepniggers like this
>>25596739I think I would hit it off pretty well with Roboco
>>25596802A silly rabbit!
>>25596834You think management had to step in? Shion pulled her hands back real damn quick.
>>25596784You have pure boysI wonder if Suisei secretly watches them
>>25596784Cover hired the wrong type of male idols
how much you wanna bet that astel is frantically messaging mecha about being afraid to talk? looking for a way out? "i cant do this" type messages
>>25596712Permissions.
Nene's superchats are turned off for her noon stream And people her calling her kanechi, she is the purest of the 5th gen
>>25596856Watame is lonely
>>25596690>hates zatsudansBetter never watch Polka then, because that's all she's ever going to do
>>25596819What class would Korone be?
>>25596842suisei covering good girl, bad girl when
>>25596872They're not 15 so...
hating coco, aki or angel because they use reddit is a low bar of contrarianism and it doesn't make you look cool
>>25596835Luna somehow having a good number of fans despite her gimmick is proof enough she has some cult leader charisma
>>25596797For me it's only Watame. Best singer overall, best streamer, works the hardest, and loves her fans the most.
>>25596882Berserker.
>>25596640>>25596700It's only natural to hate the best. Don't fight it.
>>25596556i dont know which holo would actually enjoy Silent Hill 2...
>>25596862>Kino>DBD>Shit>Nintendo, Retro, Kojima, Westernhave one (You)
>>25596784Even Shien had no problem talking with Pikamee on their first meeting. It's really just Astel and Izuru who have trouble interacting with women.
>>25596852worst post ITT
>>2559686251 clubhouse games is the elder god of Hololive
>>25596871>Shion pulled her hands back real damn quickThat's because Coco's tits are pretty average.
>>25596802What's the secret to their chemistry? Marine?
Can't wait for mahjong arc for maximum filter effect.
ARK shit but it was the golden age of hololivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh8aD5_72N8
>>25596880Based on her last career?
Luna is so based
>>25596802>Sells her body for money>Dead weight>Funny sounds>Sells her body for money, biggest whore in hololive>Based
Hey /hlg/
>>25596882Bardbarian.
>>25596882berserker
>>25596462Only after you hand over that pooch pucci, doggo!
>>25596856She can strive to be Haachama's number 1 within Hololive at least.
>>25596805if you watched her zelda playthrough, she's greedy as fuck
i only make an effort to watch pekora, marine, and miko.95% of what i know about the other holos comes from their collabs with these three.
>>25596903I'm pretty EOP but I'd fucking love a mahjong arc
>>25596515Such a sad story.
>>25596795This is actually a lot worse than what Aloe went through. Jesus Christ. Wow this is fucked up.
>>25596835kanata- pee pees
I hope you and your Holo had a nice day!
>>25596809Hall of Famer.
>>25596882Berserker for sure!
>>25596872Her sister does.
>>25596617https://pastebin.com/fnrFyMMD9000 hours in notepad
>>25596877They already have permissions from Koei Tecmo though. Pekora played Monster Rancher and Kaoru played Dynasty Warriors 3.
>>25596739Definitely coco and Matsuri. They are both my type and ez more for me.Anybody else would be tricky but maybe peko
>>25596890>Mai rabu foh yuu is rike a turok bahzaka
>>25596798TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
>>25596843You think between Coco's connections, Korone's Segagaga stream and Marine always sperging about Sakura Taisen they would have gotten them by now.
>>25596882She would be an npc
>>25596835Towa and Watame collaborating!The greatest cult being formed!
>>25596856Wow, Haato cucked Matsuri and Hoshikawa cucked Watame. I guess Matsuri and Watame should just have sex in the end.
When Miko dies, how do you expect Pekora to take advantage of it?
>>25596640>>25596700BE AFRAID
>>25596819Sure
>>25596882druid
>>25596702I think this is the most accurate description of Gen 4. Towa can also be wrath probably
>>25596802That's some cool art but I disagree.
>>25596617wait you could download from stremable the fuck
>>25596490i blame her for getting this song stuck on my head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjnxGSEY8-8&has_verified=1
>>25596740Free underwear.
>>25596882assassin
>>25596692Nobody wants to fuck her, barely any lewd art even after she begged for it.
is depresshion a narrative or legit
>>25596912What the fuck is wrong with that FBK
>>25596947
BFFs
>>25596905She already did a bunch a short shitpost videos but she also did a 3 hour guerrilla zatsudan so who knows?
>>25596882dog
>>25596939Cry that she's thinking about Miko every time the supas dry up a bit.
>>25596617
Man Roberu's JP chat messes with him a lot.
>>25596706I hope Fubuki has a big fat burger pussy
>>25596899but when coco's roommate cosplayed ada she had a decent amount of cleavage
>>25596947i didnt learn japanese for this
>>25596905Polka's debut when it got to her list planned stream content was literally "talking streams" phrased in sevent different ways, and then at the end was "games when I'm ready."
#JointhefutureJP
>>25596821It's canon that she's a pyromancer.
I need a Botan-Okayu Collab
>>25596795Too far
>>25596460I FUCKING LOVE HOLOLIVE!
>>25596651W-why is she showing me her feet?
>>25596882>nobody said CavalierCome on, guys.
I love this dork debiru
>gen 5>doxfags>room matesWish I never found hololive.
>>25596953girls cant become depressed
>>25596856Where is their chemistry?It seemed like Haachama was forced to be there desu
>>25596912yes this is one of the worst edits I've seen I hate it
>>25596958
>>25596821she has the power to untan during her 3D reality marble
>>25596964That said, I don't give a fuck about the download. I just need it to make my clips. Recently it hasn't done a very good job at it.
>>25596982yabai
>>2559682195/99 in paizuri skill 5-10 in everything else
We all know Towa has the the worst fanbase. But what is the reason?
>>25596888Hell she get's EOP as well.
>>25596496Aloe and Sio are still on fire, and about aki... she's still cute as usual https://streamable.com/3i8ksx
>>25596795>Minegishi is the last remaining original group member of AKB48For real? So they let her stay after her dogeza moment?
>>25596958hawaii... what will matsuri do...
>>25596954She's tired of Korone catching up in subs
>>25597001>We
>>25596882She would be the dog.
>>25597001The family is terrible at APEX
>>25597001nice try, sheepfag
>Astel is barely talkingDO SOMETHING, YOU DORK
>>25596986You get over it, Just like miko eventually got over her depression phase.She had so little viewers I think it was a good (50-70) per stream she decided to do a JAV as a confidence boost.
All of Haachama's morning streams are going public now. We're going back to having only 1 member stream a month starting with her BAN RTA video tonight, whatever the hell that is.
Miko...
>>25596913To me it feels like Haachama is closest to Suisei at least in Hololive
Do you think Aloe's capable of paizuri? Are her tits big enough for it, even?
>>25596947>I'm at familymartOh no... Suisei...
>>25596973My daughter on the right!
why is this thread so full of unfunny retards who can't take anything serious? is it autism or just a complete lack of real social interactions?
>>25597016he cant, theres a woman present. i wouldnt be surprised if he muted his mic
>>25597001because discord raiders dont care about hololive and just want active threads to shit up, they naturally picked the least popular and most controversial (at the time) holo to spam, which was TowaSource: I am very smart
>>25597001closet fags + discord culture
>>25596882Beast tamer but instead of beasts she gets EOPs
>>25596987They can if they don't get dicked by a chad for long enough during their womb years. Have you see a crazy cat lady? They turn into that if they don't find chad.
>>25596625then leave the thread faggotjust because you're a giant pussy doesn't mean we have to coddle you
>>25596969I did
>>25596499isnt there a risk of everythin catching on fire due the lava being so close to the wool blocks? either way these are cute, flare's is still my favourite one
>>25597001Watamates here are worst than the Kenzokus
>>25597016Wait is Astel spilling spaghetti again? How am I missing this
>>25597025Post examples by using quote links.
>>25596537We both do
>>25596587>imagine Coco still hot and sweaty after the collab picking Shion up>Shion gets pissed at her for it and yells to be put down>her muffled screams are lost in Coco's massive sweating titmeat >tries to squirm her way out but its not use as all she manages to do is catch a whiff of Coco's pits >eventually her screams turn to moans as the scent of sweat and pheromones gets in her head >Coco puts her down and apologizes that she shouldn't pick her up without asking first and was just excited>Shion, breathing heavily in almost a drunken stupor tells Coco she wants another hug >Coco just laughs at her thinking she's joking>Shion notices something dripping down her inner thigh, panics, and leaves the room >the rest of the day she is haunted by lewd thoughts of the dragon slapping her ass, punishing her breasts, tying her up, running her tongue across Coco's entire body breathing in her powerful scent as she does>didn't even realize she was touching herself to all the fantasies she was making up in her head>"there's only one way to make this stop..." she thought to herself "I have to get her alone"
>>25597025>Serious>4chanFuck off nigger
>>25596690ahem...FUCK ARK!FUCK APEX!AND MOST IMPORTANTLY... FUUUUUUUCK ANIMAL CROSSING!!!
>>25596556Aqua played titanfall 2 so at least I got my wish. Good luck for your chuuba anon.
>>25596898I kneel.I was thinking more like the Mario 64 and Zelda streams that are fucking garbage. But you're right, 61 clubhouse is great and so are some other games from Nintendo.
Astel... focus, just pretend you are talking with Matsuri...
>>25597001ah I get itAqua is eating a WATERmelon
>>25597016This time he can't ask for help, kek
>>25596932BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE
Any gay anon going to drop a supa for roberu?I'm not gay i can't give him my money
>>25596520i recognize that artstyle her mama draws prety nice lewds
When will the punished sheep arc end?
>you've lived long enough to see Marine and Matsuri be out-horny'd
https://youtu.be/kUxl0rkmD08Why did they stop making stuff like this
>>25597025>everyone else having fun is the problem and autistic! not me!holy shit anon how about some self awarenessHA HA HA HAPEKOPEKOPEKOI'M GONNA CUM SOON PEKOORA~
>>25596905Watch her debut. Her plan is doing just that. She isn't a gamer, a singer, or a dancer.
>>25596755Astelsis*
>>25596985More 3D dancing onegai.
>>25596739Matsuri, Rushia, Marine, Aloe
>>25596969>he didn't learned Japanese to be able to read eroges as well
>>25596989Haachama was the one to initiate contact with Watame first in Minecraft though. She built a watchtower to observe her and later a church to marry Watame in (Haato didn't follow through though). Watame seems to like Haachama a lot more than Haachama likes Watame though.
Astel doesn't have his chat to help him. He's fucked.
does anyone feel like Korone is kind of a bitch irl?she acts all cute and sweet on stream but i just get this sort of vibe that makes me think she's a real cunt behind the scenes.i also remember that time Okayu talked about her friend "Akuma" who would be so sweet and innocent in front of people but she was actually really mean and sadistic with her and awoken her M side but no one would believe her if she told them how she really is because of how different she acts in front of everyone else and i kind of suspect she was talking about Koroneit's just a feeling i get. is there any vtubers you feel a similar way towards?
Wow this is the saddest shit ever, I left before gen 5 debuted and this is still the same shithole making jokes about Miko dying, Towafags still whiteknighting for her and Peko falseflaggers. Time loop would be dissapointed
>>25597041Well? Where's the next fucking chapter, anon?
>>25597049he couldnt even do that...remember the apex collab?
>>25597016It's no use... I know Meika's trying to help but guerilla'ing a girl is too much...
>>25597058Gen 6 will have a stripper
>>25597057After she vanquishes Coco and ends the meme reviews once and for all
>>25597064Astelbro is a fag, he's mentioned it before. Still the most based fag on this thread though
>>25597028>gays not welcomeNoeru...Furuare
>>25596947Wow someone made a fan song for her?Has anyone tweeted that to her? I bet she would love the support.
>>25596556Korone playing the Kamen Rider PS1 game is close enough for me.
>>25597025You didn't know? 4chan is strictly for shitposting. You have to go to Reddit or Discord to be serious.
>>25597057one everyone else is a spec in the rearview mirror
>>25597065
>>25596739all the hags
>>25597061What the fuck is wrong with pekofags peko
>>25597081Aki....
>>25597030>Beast tamer>Summoning Spics and Burgerskek
>>25597041Don't take too long please
>>25597053THE RIGHT FROM WRONG
https://twitter.com/hikarin_r18/status/1275443148966092800https://twitter.com/x_x36131422/status/1251820386313854976https://twitter.com/mikoto_stbk/status/1247459028327780352
>>25597085I wish I was Noel.
So what are the odds Astel laments about this during his next solo stream?
>Gen5 will never have a struggle arc as they work to attain their first 100k subs as it was literally handed to them before, or at, their debut>Consequently, Gen5 will never express that genuine moment of giddiness at getting that first 100khttps://streamable.com/22w9dx
>>25597065No one fucking post it I'm warning you
>>25596739Luna...
>>25597081I'm willing to bet money that Matsuri would take pole dancing lessons if she could
>>25596739none of them because I'm ugly
astel...this is painful.
>>25597075Korone being a alpha bitch and a yankee in high school was a 5ch narrative like 1-2 months ago and it's probably true.
>>25597041KEEP.FUCKING.GOING!
>>25597085i want to pin down the grandma
>>25597019That's more of an abuser-victim relationship.
>>25597084She has a vagina dude. You didnt hear her vocaroo?
>>25597041Fucker, stop using these thread for your amateur erotica at least finish them you fuck, where's the next part of the holohouse one
>>25597102At least Gen 5 has a Towa.
>>25597104____ __ ___ __!
>>25597108At least he made Leona chuckle a couple of times...
>>25597075Every Koronefag knows that she has that subtle S side of hers. It's not like she's hiding, it's just leaking mainly during collabs.
>>25597098HAACHAMA?! and... HAACHAMA?!
>>25597102Is there something wrong with Towa?
I thought the holo Apex king was a chad...
>>25597065Gen 4 dancing together when. HoloFes is probably not happening this year right?
>>25597098MATSURI DONT LOOK
>>25597114hes a tranny bro...
>>25597097WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN
astel i love you but please your spaghetti
>>25596817Takoyaki, hotto doggu
>>25597090of course she has to sit down after flailing around for a grand total of 15 seconds
>>25597124She has autism.
>>25597041Finally, some delicious narrative
>>25596753Yogiri poster? is it really you? its been ages...
>Polka zatsudan>Lamy zatsudan>Nene zatsudan>Botan zatsudanBased gen 5 saving us from dead hours while filtering EOPs at the same time.
>>25597115You missed it anon.
>>25597132She has a vagina so she's a woman.
>>25597104It's too late Yuri it was always too late
>>25597102Roboco...
>>25597101If you saw his post post-party stream, very likely.
>>25596587i wish i was staff at that moment
>>25597107this
I love these blonde brats.
>>25597121She bullies her listeners all the time even the EOPs are starting to become aware.
Is superchat stats anon here? How did Lamy do this morning?
>>25597124>>25597138please andstand, she's trying her hardest
>>25597134I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE
>Meika screams Astel's name>The latter replies in a very small toneAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>25597146LOOK AT HER GO!
>>25597121She's literally asking for your fingers. How long did it take for your to figure that out.
>>25597090>luna_shakes_her_ass_for_da_ca$h.webm
Jesus Astel, bet he is sweating bullets now
>>25597075lol everyone knows who akuma is. It's not her "childhood" friend korone lmao.
>>25597157THIS HURTS...
>>25597129No and you don't know how bad I want the see 4th gen in idol outfits.
Actual Tranny holo WHEN
>>25597102All those subs really fucked up their important milestones
Suisei yo...
>>25597130
>>25597140He's MIA...
>>25597070>Watame seems to like Haachama a lot more than Haachama likes Watame though.Yeah, It really showed in this last collab they did.I'm a bit sad for Watame.
Describe Rushia using 3 words
MikoEnkahttps://streamable.com/bnsjs1https://streamable.com/mpkyci
>>25597090i love this dumb baby so muchhttps://files.catbox.moe/1n9694.webm
>>25597155VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE
>>25597177flat banshee menhera
>Roberu ASMR Son...
>>25597075>about her friend "Akuma">he doesn't know
>>25597170never
>>25597170We already have Towa.
>>25597075Korone is a bitch yes, just watch their collab with Aqua.I unsubbed from Korone after what she did to Aqua.
>>25597095>HEY GUYS~>stampede of E/SOPs tramples enemies
god, i have to have my volume at max to hear astel
>>25597143I love zatsudan because the holo actually interacts with the audience, same with singing streams.Vidya streams are ok from time to time.
tfw want to support a holo but hate their room mate content and don’t like the jewtube and cover tax. is merch the only way...
>>25596467Don’t tell me what to do, bitch.
>>25597157Come on astel... please...
>>25597157Ok he needs more training. He unironically needs help to stop spilling spaghetti
>>25596872Izuru seems like he'd be exactly Suisei's type
>>25597075Would make sense why she was researching torture techniques to use on Okayu for their BDSM sessions.
>HL is becoming so bloated that we are beginning to see more and more retarded gen war posting instead of retarded individual holo war postingfucking tribal monkeys
>>25597085>that marinevery time
>Youtube keeps recommending me this>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0pLf8zuJfEGen4bros... They're going to do this again in the future right? They're still friends and regularly talk offline... right?
does anyone have better chemistry with haachama than hskw? their call wasn't that long but they bounced off each other really naturally
Gen 3 is fucking trash and they should all graduate desu
>>25597173i wish i had that mp3
>>25597081You'd be crazy to think some of these girls haven't moonlighted as hostesses. I have my suspicions, especially about some of the more sociable ones.
>>25597177Whore of hololive
>FuMiHiKo about to drop his Nene piece later tonight, and then he'll have done one for all of Gen5>Towa will return to being the only holo he's never drawn
>>25596496Towa and Nene are planning an S&M off collab
>>25597070Watame wants a close friend and Haachama's still a wishy-washy kid.
>>25597177fun voice range
Roberu!?
https://streamable.com/4dbxjzwatame yo...
What the fuck Roberu?
>>25597190>his holo doesn't interact with the chat during game streamssad
Among gen 5, who are Luna, Kanata and Coco most likely to get along with? We already know the answers for Towa (nobody; she hates them all) and Watame (Botan).
astel is talking! hes talking!
The damage outside the ring increased, right? I was how Meika was bleeding quickly.
>>25597137That was 40 minutes into the stream, narrativefag.
>>25597178SUGOI
Maika and Astel were screaming like retards and having fun before she came...
Roberu's voice just now was very yabai
>>25597199
>>25597177The biggest whore in hololive
>>25597177based ntr stripper
>>25597210Good, FuMiHiKo's art sucks
>>25596921Yes!
>>25597183>>25597166 Please spoonfeed me I'm a retard who is it?
>>25597219Kanata with NeneLuna with LamyCoco with noone
I fucking love Peko and Watame posters shitting up the thread, it would unironically be boring as fuck without them stepping on people's toes
>>25597219>dude the fanart saidCringe
>>25597196Please, Roberu notice and give this man some coaching. Take him into Bar Robel and give him the flowchart
>>25597075https://files.catbox.moe/kt7yq5.mp4I like that side of her to be honest.
>>25597178>japaneesu enka!ahhh I miss Mikoti....
>>25597221>Started streaming 3 hours agoFuck I missed the tweet, did the girl just get in?
>>25597081Rushia already took that gimmick.
I'm sorry guys but there is no way Noel is gay if she has tits that big.
>>25597217Pekora only interacts with her fanbase because we're trying to fuck her over all the time.
>>25597075Idk why but I started to get the same feeling around the end of the collab stream she did with Kanata....
>>25597152>Her summon for kaigai fans is "hey guys">Her summon for nips is basically "oi you fucks"It's amazing
>>25597177Strip Show Idol
i hope nobody really thinks astel is going to steal their holos. this guy cant even function around a woman
>>25597203https://files.catbox.moe/0qdv7m.webm
>>25597240Around 20 mins.
>>25596605>>25597004Blessed posting is best posting.
>>25597198i'll donate my life for that stream
>>25597210I think he never draw Miko either.
>>25597177give her money
>>25597186>collabdo you have the link?
>>25597201>They're still friends and regularly talk offline... right?Anon, I....
>>25597201They did the singing for towa's 3d which is better than nothing.
>>25597190For real. In enjoyment for me it isSinging > Zatsudan > VidyaI'm really here for the idol aspect, not the memes they produce in videogames.
>>25597250Astel couldn't steal a girl who was literally throwing herself at him
>>25597243I'd be gay if I was a girl with tits that big. Two girls can get away with way more stuff in public than a girl and a guy.
>>25597178Mikochi...
>>25597178i always enjoy her singing but her enka is always something else for me. love it.
>>25597237w-what is this magical flowchart? asking for a friend...
>>25597241Camwhoring is not stripping. Stripping is a lot harder and you need a lot of practice to build up those thighs.
>>25597254And Noel gets cucked again.
>>25597240no, shes been here but he hasnt actually been talking like this until right now
>>25597231I'm not gonna say it's masterpiece levels, but it's still better lewds than most others you see on pixiv and twitter. My only problem is the random pubes.
>>25597201Towa collabing with Kanata, Towa maybe collabing with Watame soon.Kanata praising Watame.Watame looking out for Kanata.Luna... still sitting on her chair.Maybe it's finally starting to come together again.
>>25596802>>25596869>A noble knight who trained her entirely life the arts of her family's swordsmanship >A sadic necromancer who is capable of bringing back the dead with her powerful witchcraft>A ruthless pirate who is the captain of the most feared crew in the seas>A dark elf who has mastered the arts of the katana and the magics of the flames within her blood>A FUCKING RABBIT EVERYTIME
>>25597248>oi you fucksWait really? What is she saying?
Astelbro(sis(bro)) are you here? Astel needs your help. I don't want to type with my broken moonrunes...
>>25597201Those cakes...the stream when we 1st found Towa's true identity as an angel and not devil...
>>25596518Batafly! Pata-pata.
>>25597234Luna and Lamy sounds funny to me because it's like mother and child, only the child is the senpai. It might actually be entertaining.
>>2559723195% are shit, but that 5%...
>>25597075BASED
>>25597259>4 cups
>>25597261They also came together for the announcement stream
>>25597276More like>a cosplayer>a cosplayer>a cosplayer>a dark elf that can't do anything>a rabbit
>>25597257That's describing you the simp not Rushia.
>It'sa me, Roberu!
>>25597268I would unironically watch an all enka holo concert.
>>25597218what the fuck
>>25597210>>25597256fumi is nipkeemstar all along making narratives for his shitposts and porn plots????
>>25597273by that i mean shes been here for about 15 minutes, sorry
>>25597285towa is such a selfless friend...
>>25597250>>25597265Astel couldn't steal Aloe
>>25597222is making fun of her out of shapeness really a narrative thoughwe all know about it
>>25597265Festival...
>>25597277Her summon for nips is "Kisama" in plural "貴様ら"https://jisho.org/search/%E8%B2%B4%E6%A7%98
>>25597256he drew her once, but it wasn't a colored piece
What am i supposed to do when no one is live?
>>25597231hey at least we know he doesn't trace
>>25597250He's just like me...
>>25597180BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY!
>>25597199>we are beginning to seeUh gen3 fags have been doing this for a while now anon, the only difference is sheepfags are now shitposting back
>People were upset that a streamer who's avatar is a SUCCUBUS had a boyfriend at one point Why are """idol""" fans like this?
>>25597259>posting the editnice try
>>25597243God played a sick trick on her by giving her tits any lesbian would love but making the one girl she likes a lolicon
>>25597292It's fucked up, I understand her better now...
>>25597287You mean:>a dark elf that wears nothing but a kimono for months
>>25597218Why would you do thisfuck
>>25597311your reps or archives
>>25597243AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY CAN'T I BE FLARE
>>25596862Apex was cemented as a good game by the vtuber tournament. You might not like the usual streams, but that tournament was one of hololive's most memorable moments, and a mark on the vtuber industry in general
>>25597146not that! the other one!
Could you keep up a conversation with Matsuri?
>>25597317Succubi don't form actual relationships. Don't be daft.
Reminder that anyone who didn't watch Haachama last night missed out on her revealing that she was streaming topless and her bra came off after doing headstands and sit-ups on stream.
>>25597307That is summoning ritual? I thought she just likes to swear.
>>25597311Talk to a girl
>>25597304this webm always put some peace in my heartit feels so serene
>>25597307Korone is literally Yakuza. Coco is just an act.
>>25597218What in the actual fuck, only hhuman garbage would say that.
the only one who can turn noel is her brother...
>>25597326it gave us so many great moments for so many of the members
>>25597222Yeah after spending the whole stream sitting down and 2 minutes in she was out of breath and already sitting in a chair. Your baby is fat and out of shape anon, deal with it.
>>25597218Watame...
>>25597307KISAMARA
>>25597328we wouldn't need conversation
>>25597326RBC...Matuli...Ojou...
Shit thread as always. Let's fix it up with some wholesome, feel-good clips.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYLH7XMgvdU&t=75s
>>25597235>stepping on people's toeswe do not engage in such acts those are false flaggers
>>25597292You didn't know?She told her grandmother that she hated being alive as well.She is one of us.
>>25597317Well, succubus should be fucking with no strings attached, it's kinda offensive otherwise.
>>25597218lying bitch
why you keep saying that the gen 5 zatsudan are EOP fillers, when they are full of them with their [EN] translators?
>>25597177whore of hololive
>>25597250He's so fucking cute bros
>>25597311Masturbate to Okayu
>>25597328We both like Kemono Friends so probably
>>25597075>Korone is kind of a bitch irl?yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sEyEYt1pAI
>>25597278sending a supa would just make him panic even more...just call me astelbro so we can avoid potential offtopic posting
>>25597319Oh god was this the real version?!
>>25597328I would practice my Japanese with her with some phrases i've been learning. such as "いい天気だね?".
>>25597201Kanata is fine with every one of them, but she is too self conscious and not feeling good now.
>>25597319Torre was simply busy sleeping and maintaining a healthy lifestyle instead of becoming fat slobs like the rest of Gen4.
>>25597322imagine the smell
>>25597300She's so cute
>>25597323>I dont remember but my mother told me...>actually believing this happenedIt's commonplace for the mother to lie about the father and turn the child against him after a split
How was Korone's watchalong? Was she fun? Were the movies good?
>>25597304Confessing to aqua!
>>25597250I'm not gonna be swayed so easily. I'm keeping a close eye on things. Rikka, Izuru and Temma especially smell like trouble.
>>25597326Any holo tournament is based as fuck.Doesn't matter the game IMO
>>25597334Yes, I don't really remember when she started using it but I think she did showcase it recently to Kanata in their DK collab at the end
i thought astel was doing well but he hasnt spoken in a bit...again...
>>25597328It'd be easy because I'm a naaaasty son of a bitch. I'm gonna talk about nothing but eating her ass for 30 minutes straight and she will be engaged the entire time
>>25597369Doesn't make it less fucked up really
>>25597362>just call me astelbro so we can avoid potential offtopic postingOkay...You're enjoying this are you?
which holo embraces her gimmick the best? and why is it polka?
>>25597372wait she was watching a movie? I thought it was just zatsudan
>>25597317>caring about someone who you will never even interact with in your life having a boyfriendsomeone please explain why people care about this
>>25597342dumb narrativefag
Astel...
>>25597326Gorilla reaffirmed his dominance over holos in that tournament, based if you ask me
>>25597328Not without bedding her shortly after
>>25597369and he then fucked off out of her life forever because.... ?
>>25597373>RikkaUnderstandable>IzuruMaybe...>TemmaOk what the fuck
>>25597371>How was Korone's watchalong?Fun>Was she fun?Yes>Were the movies good?Fuck no
>>25597353your roommate reps garbagechama...
>>25597328No because Matsuri has a terrible habit of ending them herself. The equivalent of replying to a long text with "OK".
>>25597218Oh.
>>25597218Jesus christ
>>25597317here's why
>>25597380Pekora by far
>>25596739Most of them are 2-4 years older than me which makes it harder, women usually don't like younger men. I'd probably do especially well with Haachama and Shion, handling young girls well is both my blessing and eternal curse
>>25597362idk how to encourage him and i hate that this whole thing reminds me of myself..頑張れアステル…
>>25597379enjoying astels situation? its cute, hes cute but i do feel bad
>>25597388Isn't Temma awkward around girls too?
>>25597369>>25597378yeah thiscauses issues to the child to (like self hate which she has also expressed)
>>25597354You didn't watch Nene or Lamy's zatsudans, huh?I can tell you only watched Botan and Polka, both of them are EOP pandering trash.
>>25597369That doesn't make it better, Anon. That's terrible in other ways.
>>25597353t. Watame's dad
i liked hololive when it was haha funny noises and wacky stuff, but now i feel like they are all my retarded daughters that im supposed to protect. i have the big autism
>>25597333yes
>>25597360I wonder if any of the other Holos like KF?Getting close to the 3 year anniversary of KF's murder
>>25597380luna is my vote shes committed to the character
>>25597218Based dad already knew she was garbage
>>25597403Temma asked fucking Astel how to be more sociable in their SunTempo collab
>>25597369Whether the mom told the truth or not doesn't really makes it better, it's just that the mom becomes the horrible person instead of the dad if she lied
>>25597373>Rikkadude is too old to land any of the girls, except for Botan>Izurudude literally can't talk to girls>TemmaOnly one you have to worry about there is Choco since he also loves DBD and ARK.
>>25597218holy fuck that music and that story is a real dichotomy
>>25597403He's okay, but he acts like a rapist hunting down Matsuri in DbD
>>25597403Yeah, that's why i'm confused, he mentioned temma, but why?
>>25597218
>>25597400
>>25597218Fucking hell man
>>25597406Nene filters EOPs by having her streams fail and become unavailable on youtube.
Ok seriously why do people actually believe Flare and Noel teetee? There is literally no way in hell a woman with such huge tits is gay.
>>25597369Where is the father then?Like, I'm from a broken family. I know the mother lies and is forever mad about the man for leaving her. But where is the father?My mother told me my father didn't care about me when I was growing up, when in reality my father was constantly trying to contact me. When I turned 18 my father found me because he never stopped trying.Where is her father?
>>25597402I feel like a dad watching his son failing at girls...
>>25597369>okay so instead of the dad being an asshole, the mom was a bitchwow what an upgrade
>>25597218She also said something about regretting being born...
Sora...
Still not on Playboard<span class="sjis">[/spoiler]
>>25596902yes
>>25597218so that's why she has an inferiority complex...
>>25597041to need to pair up with someone with art skills and make a doujin already
whos channel is astel on?
>>25597218I... No longer hate this bitch...
>wake up>missed Lamy's stream again
>>25597218>watame appealing to victimism to gain attention
>>25597218I will never stop supporting this sheep
>>25596735
>>25597416Don't remind me
>>25597218I don't believe this. There is absolutely no reason to tell this to some gachikois over the Internet unless your intention is to shamelessly milk the fuck out of their wallets.Absolutely shameless.
>>25597317>>25597396
>>25597276If you were a holo would (You) which would you want?>A) Alright you got the job. We'll find and artist and start working on your Live2D right away. Do you have anything in mind for a design? We'll try to follow it as closely as we can!>B) Welcome aboard. You're going to be part of a troupe. You guys will have a matching theme, isn't that great? We were thinking the high fantasy adventure party... what's that? You want to be the swordsman? Sorry... We have something else in mind for you... We hope you'll like it! See you again in three months when we finish the L2D!
>>25597448meika
>>25597369So then where's the dad?>h-he's scared of not going back because of what the mom saidThat's a shit father.
>>25597210So what you're saying is that FuMiHiKo is a Towafag?
>>25597218That explains some things about how she is.
>>25597380Depends on what you consider a character.Is Sora's character the idol? Then she is the best.Is Senchou's character a horny pirate? Then she is the best.etc
>>25597418Found watame's dad
>>25597218based dad
>>25597448https://youtu.be/squvrLWKEPQ
>>25597457She talks a lot about her grandma, shut the fuck up bitch.
>>25597186>Korone hates Aqua>Watame hates Aqua>Pekora hates Aqua I'm starting to believe that Aqua is the real problem here.
>>25597218This is a new low.
>>25597218watame please..
>>25597218I can't believe Watame physically threatened Suisei for taking her spot among the PP Trio.
>>25597451>mfw her streams happen at 7pm hereI love her so much
>>25597403>>25597428https://youtu.be/wfCQwa-bvj0?t=629
>>25597273>>25597297Does she have a PoV?
>>25597334Your broken but polite writing reminds me of a regular ESL of her streamThe fact that he stopped being active on the Korone discord makes me think so even more
>>25597468>>25597461thanks, so this is who one of the KD3s are
>>25597218would have done the same honestlywhy would I want to raise a retarded child on my own?
astels little chuckles while those two were screaming...he wanted to join in too didnt he...
>>25597380pekora, luna, polka
>>25597457Yeah, I can't believe Subaru lied about being born with a heart condition, PPT lied about eventually losing her hearing, and Miko is still lying to this day.
Meiko...Astel... stop being autistic with the girl.
>>25597218WATCH THE WHOLE THING PLEASE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeYUsrVqjQ8I really don't know how can someone hate Watame after seeing this.
>>25596590wait what
>>25597250The only sperging in front of fucking Matsuri
>>25596474stay strong 35p, every thread is one thread closer to her returnI saw the screenshot in archive...
>>25597436Pekora is overrated garbage
>anon slowly realizes that the boys are as awkward as themThis is too funny.
>>25597380pekora
>>25597218Man, don't any Holos have normal dads? If they don't have a dad, then they seem to come in Haachama's dad or Shenron format.
Towa is a whore.
>>25597483he just needs a little push to get out there like the apex tournament and FIELDO
>>25597482Maybe your mom can answer that for you.
>>25597487>crying for SCsis this supposed to be something new?
>>25597218Don't wanna be that guy, but why the hell would anyone would tell Watame about this? The only who would that this actually happen (in case it does) are her parents, her father telling her this is out of the question, so what purpose would her mother tell this to Watame? For shits and giggles? And why would Watame just casually blurt it out like that if she's apparently not very comfortable with it?
>>25597457She regularly talks about her life on streams, dumb soulless chink.
Some of you guys are alright.Don't come to nijisanji tomorrow.
>>25597353>>25597418>>25597453>>25597457>>25597472>>25597482Look at them go!
>>25597250he's just pretending...right?
>>25597218>Kanata talks about her issues>"haha who cares dumb leech">Watame talks about her issues>"oh that's so sad. I must support her now"really enhances my neurons
>>25597495Aqua's fans are really salty lately huh?
>>25597497Oga and Fubuki keep flirting
>>25596530I'm sure Watame can find someone suited enough for her. Time can tell if she's gonna fuck around for a long while or if she's gonna have someone to collab with often.
Which Holo is the best to sexually bulli?
>>25597218jesus fuck that hurts
>>25597497ive known, but that doesnt make this any less painful to watch
>>25597500>Suisei
>>25597218reminder that people that have lived with grandparents are generally based
>>25597457Do your roommate reps anonchama, sometimes you can keep believing something is a lie, but once all the dots are together you can see there are no lies on her story, she wants to get a house for her grandma and mom who raised her too. Everything checks and if you watch her this explains a lot of shit about her that she's not faking.
>>25597443Not sure what happened here, but I'll try again.<span class="sjis">Lamy 8/20 Morning Zatsudan Superchat StatsSuperchat count: 373¥235,850$123.99NT$1,570HK$173NOK100CA$10SGD10£4A$7NZ$5RUB100€1CLP500₹40Total:~¥261,638.15 or~$2,466.53[/spoiler]
>>25597513oh is lamy our new bait holo
>>25597328What's the conversation? Stick it in?
>>25597504actually she can since she's raising my autistic brother alone. thanks for reminding me anon
>>25597437family courts are massively skewed in favour of the mother, among other issues like 'evidence' being impossible to strike from the record after being accepted even if proved falsified and non-existent appeals. It's possible the father could be slapped with a bogus psychological assessment and considered a danger to his children and therefore stripped of visitation rights, or the mother simply moved somewhere and the father has no right to be informed. That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Okay, Astel is acting like a retard now. He's getting better, right?
>>25597500Suisei has the most based dad on the planet.
>>25597500Outside of Suisei, only Nijisanji has the based normal fathers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htX9q6ryGkY
>>25597508Why the fuck would I ever go to nijisanji?
>>25597431
>>25597218>>25597218Jesus Fucking Christ On A Raft.Sometimes I self-slander as being an amoral person, given over entirely to relativism. But I see shit like this and I realize I do have morals, have standards, and will judge people who are sufficiently cruel. And this is fucking cruel.I don't have my updated reaction images folder with this device so I must settle for this one to express my rage.
It's funny, around the girls, the Holostars TYPICALLY have to hold back on how they act, but in Astel's case, he has to try harder around women because he can't even get a word in.
>>25597518She doesn't seem to try that much
>>25597506the mom to make her hate him (rightly or wrongly)
>>25597534Damn, she's raising another?
>>25597497Only kaoru and oga has the ability to steal your girl,
>>25597218holy shit what a manipulative fucking cunti can't believe the lengths she goes through to emotionally manipulate her fans
>>25597516fuck off, Aqua is infinitely more creative and intertaining then the rabbit
Which holo has the smallest pussy?
>>25597477is roberu the only normal homo?
>>25597487>Watame's grandma said to her that her reason to keep living was raising Watame.Holy fuck grandma might have actually saved the sheep's life.
>>25597500Coco's dad seems based af, even if he's borderline retarded
>>25597041MOAR ANON!
>>25597512i wish
>>25596616Tag team with Towa to bully Nene!
>>25597513
>>25597369You got something you need to talk about, anon?
>>25596460
>>25597536hes getting comfortable, but theres still some awkward moments. i hope he can yell with them in a little bit
Reminder: if you never met your father and your mom told you he 'didnt want you' she probably lied. Make the effort to find your father and discover the truth for yourself.
>>25597328She's probably on the easier side when it comes to the holos and keeping up a conversation. I get the feeling Peko would be really difficult
>>25597513Said no one
>>25597513Do not use your Oshi to participate and shitpost it will reflect negatively upon her, if you must shitpost do not use that avatar or at least take into consideration what you're saying and word your replies cautiously
>>25597469 >>25597485 >>25597507 >>25597511 Suckers. A fool and his money are soon parted.
>>25597520Marine. Next question.
>>25597315I'VE CARVED MY OWN PATH
>>25597553__me__
>>25597506>so what purpose would her mother tell this to Watame?Because the child asks.How stupid can you be?>mom, why does everyone has a dad I don't?>mom, where is my dad?>mom, why doesn't my dad visit me?These are all questions I regularly asked my mother when I was growing up.All she did was spit venom at him whenever I mentioned my dad. It wasn't until I became a late teenager and learned about how women behave that I started thinking...maybe things aren't really as she claims they are.
>>25597520Shion, yo.
>>25597571based mel for saying this
>>25597075The akuma is another friend, korone is just a normal woman in this subject, she got some fights back in the game program days, and thats why she and aqua don't interact, but nothing to worry about.Watch all her videos that you can find and you will understand it.
>>25597534must be hard to raise two
>>25597500Hololive is full of menhera broken girls. Both are symptoms of daddy issues.
>>25597572>he says glancing at his memberships
>>25597442Nevermind, she’s still alive https://twitter.com/tokino_sora/status/1296267487852367872
>>25597177cam whoring bitch
>>25597566post that one pasta where the mother kept hidden all the letters the father sent over the years and anon only found them after he died being hated by his only son
>>25597477kek, didn't know about this
>>25597317I hope you won't say that when she gets raped
>>25597554He's a onee-shota aficionado. I don't know if you can call that normal.
>>25597268I do too and mainly because enka seems to straighten her tongue and transform her into an ara-ara
>>25597553Roboco just bought a kitten
>>25597328i would take Matsuri out to a bar and give her a friendly challenge: either we both find someone to hook up with, or we sleep together that nightI would purposely fail
>>25597513Don't use my wife for shitposts.My wife exists solely to be bred.
>>25597487No wonder she doesn't get along with Coco and Suisei, they are spoiled brats that haven't be poor or come from shitty families.
>Watame talking about her sad backstory>Spics and EOPs spamming memes in the chat
>>25597396>>25597459What's the context to this asshole?
>>25597564Im glad she will get fired
>"I'm sorry anon, but Watame-chan is going to go live on a nice farm upstate, she'll have lots of big fields to dance around in, don't worry."
Oh man, look at the time!
>>25597487Actual bad people who truly believes that all girls a lying whores anon, sadly half of the ones that gave (you)s to op
i want the holostars to get memberships, if astel had one he'd make a members only stream crying about spilling spaghetti
>>25597585After A-chan removed Sora from her twitter bio she feels even more distant
How does a retard like aqua make so much more money than the titty monsters?
>>25597550Roberu could, but he holds back a lot around the holo girls. During the PW collab, the fire VOMS girl even told him that she's a massive fan that even bought all his merch and the voice packs. If Roberto was unleashed, there'd be no chance any holo girl comes out unscathed.
we need more giantess art of hololive
>>25597485Isn't there also some story about Marine and her mom?
>>25597218What the fuck! Even Korone wouldn't steep that low about her parents. It's been hinted before but never a blatant one like Watame did. What an attention whore!
>>25597566INT too high for a Peko post
>>25597483Females are his limiter
>>25597587dont have it but that shit is way more common than people realize
>>25597233desu it'd ruin your perception of okayu
>>25597584Oi! At least my girls aren't lying bitches like the sheep!
>>25597600Smart spics and EOPs not falling for her lies
>>25597600KEK
>>25597613What the fuck is this true holobros?
>>25597380>Already gave up on the bells and tamborine barely uses them>changed circus BGMNobu is great but she was never good at staying in character...
>>25597606
>>25597604It's a meme in japan. https://neetola.com/cheeze/
>>25597513No one said that, and don't use my Titty elf mama.
>>25597218holy kek, i almost teared up but then i saw>"relatable yo!"
>>25597600All me.
>Both Kanata and Watame are raised without fathers.
>>25597513the funny part is that it's the same people
Instead of trying to avoid posting any identifiable locations for fear of 4chan antis, the mano aloe support society should collectively dox themselves in a show of solidarity.Straight up videos of people eating dildo sashimi next to their houses, posting their own phone numbers and everything.Now that would've been a respectable timeline.
how insecure do you have to be to see someone being open about their feelings and automatically assume they are doing it to manipulate youthis isn't healthy anons.
>>25597506>what purpose would her mother tell this to Watame?It's something brought up eventually, like telling an adopted child the truth. There are several possibilities.>dad was a complete shithead and really didn't want her>it was worse and the mom assumes a simple answer like that will make it easier to forget>mom lied out of spite, dad is still out there>mom said the truth out of spite, dad regrets decision>mom said the truth out of spite, dad really did leave
GIVE SORA-DONO GOOD 1 REASON NOT TO CONVINCE YAGOO TO FIRE YOUR FAVORITE HOLO
>>25597622No it wouldn't my love for her survived knowing that her roommate is morbidly fat.
>>25597487Now it finally sinks we she get so well along with miko, they have the same backgrounds, Single mother, grandparents and from the countryside
does Coco sister and dad speak english or japanese
I want mio mama to breastfeed me
>>25597218Faggots will eat this shit up and superchat her lmao
>Astel is Diamond III alreadyFuck, he grinded the game in the last 3 days.
>>25596595it won't last though, i'd give it 3 years or more before it'll disappear to obscurity
>>25597626y-yes
>>25597628south park Canadian character
>>25597624They don't hand out money regardless kek.
>>25597457Any girl will vent to people who will listen to their problems because they seek positive attention which helps them in turn feel positive, even if the response is nothing more than 'I hear you.">>25597551Personally, I liked the part where Watame and Kanata used Coco's time machine to prime their online histories with sympathy stories that they will eventually come to exploit for getting online donations when Hololive is created years later.
>>25597571Good thing she's not my oshialso it's funny that sheepfags will pretend they're not a consistent blight on these threads just so they can hold their little pity party
You still remember about her right? It’s her birthday today!
>>25597218>huhu I have no father, now give me your aka suppa!What the actual fuck! This bitch is just seeking for attention!
>>25597651Getting back to where you were is easy, now lets see if he can get Master this season
>>25597644Sora is the reason my chuuba even wanted to be apart of hololive in the first place
>>25597650Anon later returned to chewing his fingernails as he read the dank new narrative
>>25597644sora is irrelevant nowadays
>>25597564NENE SAVED US FROM THIS ONE>NENE SAVED US FROM THIS ONENENE SAVED US FROM THIS ONE>NENE SAVED US FROM THIS ONE
I LIKE MEL
>>25597497I really feel for Astel. I've been in that situation so many times and I can't even imagine how much worse it becomes when you have 900 people watching it.
>>25596679would do the same thing myself, gotta sniff that smelly but delicious pantsu
>>25597613Roberu is cool with Pikamee, Kuku and lofi.
>>25597178Holy fuck, that is so good.
>>25597218>You will never be Watame's replacement dad>You will never carry her on your shoulders and call her a pretty princess>You will never watch a Disney movie with her and sing along the musical numbers with her>You will never take her shopping alongside her mother and carry their bags
>>25597590>onee-shota>not normal
This Leona girl is pretty cute, I like her voice and design. Anyone watched her before?
>>25597611Technically A-chan has been busy and away for ages, with most of Sora’s MVs being handled by a different team
How to we save Haato from herself?
>>25597600>my dad didn't want... me.........>HAHAHA WATAMELON BOBBING HER HEAD XD JOJO HAHA WRRYYYYYYYYYY WKWKWKWK Hi I'm from Shitfuckistan!dystopian times
>>25597578>Because the child asks.There are billion of ways to lie to the child.>Your father got into an accident>he's on a very long overbroad business trop>I gave birth to you on my ownOr if Watame's mother were to told the truth about the marriage, then just stop at "things didn't work out between us and your father left", I really don't see any reason to add the "your father would rather you be orphaned than to take care of you", that's just fucking cruel towards your child. Maybe Watame's mother is just that bad a woman or she didn't really think things through at the time, who knows, maybe I'm just a retard to be expect everyone to be a functional human being who knows which line to never cross when conversing with another human being.
If any of you lacks wisdom, you should ask Watame, who gives generously to all without finding fault, and it will be given to you.
>>25597661Okayu gave us extra cake for Mio's birthday! I hope Mio comes back real soon.
Oh noes, Leona and Astel have to work together... Makea you schemer...
>>25597661Yeah! I love Korone!
>>25597661korone kill la kill...
>>25597661who?
>>25597644金だ
Towa...
Why would her mom tell her that? Nice way to make her feel like unwanted garbage.
>>25597600>It's another "Watame recounts her tragic past and cries" episode.el wataburger por favor
It's funny to see shitposters go for Watame because they didn't have dads either.
>>25597653No...Don't let Roberto escape, keep him locked up AT ALL COSTS
>>25597513I don't get the people pretending this doesn't happen, it's a constant in every thread, every time that watame clip gets posted they have the same reaction, yet when kanata's robbery happend or on either of her 2 hospital visits, most of the post where shitting on her, add to that the fact that one can't even make a post about her because half the replies are people calling her a deaf bitch of a leach i'm not saying that watame doesn't deserved sympathy, she is an wonderful person very deserving of love, but so i kanata, both of their struggles are valid
>>25597551Yes faggot, because idols must be perfect and pure and never talk about their problems with their fans right? when someone opens using the anonimity the chuuba gives her and you still at first thought say its because she's a manipulative cunt it says more about you than her, here is your (you)
Why is the TST Chad doing this to Astel? He has to know by now that he cant talk to girls?
>>25597681I want to lie down next to that lamb
>>25597679WATAMELON
>>25596637I agree, the debut stream is a snooze fest but she might redeem herself in the future
me on the left
>>25597513Why are Lamyfags like this?
>>25597218watame bro why must you make us suffer
>>25597636>Both Kanata and Watame are raised without fathers.This is not uncommon in Japan. The father often spends all his time at work and has very little if anything to do with the kids. In fact, in some cases the father will even go live somewhere far away from the rest of the family to work. It's a very different culture.
You'd be willing to give her a happy life, right?
>>25597660You can stop samefagging now.IP count hasn't gone up in a while.
>>25597688Is that really Toa-w's roommate?I am a little turned on imagining her deep voice coming from that face.
>>25597552>intertaining
>>25597704why are you a rental boat
>>25597688Abayo! Twap is cute!
>>25597698Sometimes a friend need a hard push.
I want to neglect having sex with Miko until she gets too horny and dies in a freak masturbation accident.
So, who would you rather be in this scenario?
>>25597596>purposely
>>25597688One of the few holo's I'd have to gag rather than put a bag on their head to fuck
>>25597418The original anti
https://files.catbox.moe/z0re4o.webmLOOK AT HER GO!
>>25597218You guys will not and I repeat, NOT make a mean joke about how the ruthless business sheep was watching subbed episodes of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and happened to see the "How come he don't want me man" episode and knew she'd struck gold.I'm watching you, so don't try anything!
pekora playing ARK in her room
>>25597704me eating marine's ass
The Polka of the day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9MIGIhgmEE
>>25597616There is no story. Her mom was around at some point and now she isn't. Marine doesn't talk about it and that's good.We can only speculate what happened but the last mention of her mom was in 2012 or 2013.
>>25597695It's okay, he knows he can't unleash his full power. He's put a limiter on himself, only to be released in the most severe circumstances
>>25596791You're not alone, anon. I fucking hate Coco so much.
>>25597698he might be trying to help astel talk to girls more ofteni wonder if this is the girl astel was bonding with over apex? even if he was like that before, he got comfortable a lot faster than i thought he would...
>>25597666I wish she joined in more but at the same time everyone else is friends with each other so it would be too awkward to have her butt in
>>25597276kind of funny that in the end the rabbit is the one that people fear the most
>>25597636Being raised without a father figure is pretty common in Japan. Why do you think there are so many NEETs?
Ojou... your stream...
>Both Towa and Noel got makeovers recentlywhat does it mean
>>25597650>Faggots will think everything a girl says is a lie and to take their money and still won't think they are incelshere is your (you)
>>25597719I wish to be the tiddy dragon.
>>25597696Sheepfags constantly shitpost about Kanata what's new
>>25597719Shion is literally me
>>25597708boohoo, guess what? In America is common for kids to be raised without their mom and dad because they are both working.It's called being a 'lock key kid'. My parents worked full time and came home late, and I had to come home, do the chores, make dinner all along by the age of 8 years old. It's incredibly common in America.
>>25597688I WANT TO MARRY TOWA!
>>25597720same result either way
>>25597723https://files.catbox.moe/blncza.webmLOOK AT AKI GOOOOO!
>>25597696>hehhe it's just bantz bro u can't handle it!!same people that spammed miko death
>>25597725>>25597719
>>25597688The cutest roomie
>>25597735>started playing valorant because of her>actually having funthanks ojou!
>>25596659I switched when I learned how shitty Duolingo is.
>>25597218Sigh... fine I'll supachat you.
>>25597719seeing Shion next to Coco was a real eye opener, I finally see the light
>>25597713you can't just ask someone why they're a rental boat
>>25597674I wonder how a Suisei and Roberu zatsudan collab will go.
>>25597694What? How does that make any sense?
Shion yo
>>25597696bro those are just bantz but when it affects my goddess Watame then you've gone too far
>>25597741>My parents worked full time and came home late, and I had to come home, do the chores, make dinner all along by the age of 8 years old.and you still came out a failure lol
>>25597680The mother doesn't give a fuck about what's the proper way to explain something to a child.She is angry the man used her as a cumdumpster and left her to raise a child on her own. She will take any opportunity she can to trash talk him and make sure not just Watame but the entire family hates him as much as she hates him.
I am 100% convinced
Join our cult
>>25597719the perfect height to suck the soma out of those dragon tits...
>>25597704So what's hotter, fucking Marine in Korone's body or fucking Korone in Marine's body?
If Watame really cared about Haato, she'd stop her from doing shit like drinking 10 energy drinks a day.
>>25597762I'm gonna flip her skirt up!
>>25597741>I had to come home, do the chores, make dinner all along by the age of 8 years oldBoohoo, he had food to reheat after putting away the toys.
>>25597617That's true, but Korone's popularity is a lot more solid.
>>25597759Roberu's depression at its peak
How could you not love and take care of your own child?
>>25597736Noel did it because her date with flare, she wasn't even being subtle about it
we're more than halfway into the month, Okayu. Where's that new cover?!
>>25597741the term is latchkey kid
>>25597696If it makes you feel better. I love both Kanata and Watame.
>>25597723chain smoker suisui...
Here's more sheep lore.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wI8ll_udN8She used to work cleaning bathrooms in an hospital.
>Random Gen 5 streams getting 300 thousand views when they debuted a week priorFucking christ, when will YAGOO be satisfied? Can it even grow any larger? Will it reach normietube levels of exposure?
>>25597688Torre...
do you guys think nene be able to get her stream going today?
>>25597741wow no wonder everyone there is mentally ill
I don't get it, what exactly is wrong about whore-shaming?
>>25597723I saw Hoshimati Suisei at a grocery store in Tokyo yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and reloading her russian rifle in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cigarette packs in her hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to dance and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the packs and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any voicing chord infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each cigarette and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by speaking in russian really loudly.
>>25597606oh phew well that's a relief
>>25597771Yes
>>25596690I'd argue that the ARK arc was far more worse. Coco is a fucking blight to Hololive.
>>25597218jesus fucking christ and i thought Kanata was the pity whore
>>25597688she really looks like a lesbian
>>25597771Fucking both at the same time in my own body.
>>25597772Haato doesn't do that retard.
>>25597696it's just shitposters, every single one of themand don't forget hlg is just the image board version of menhera live, people shitpost to distract themselves from or to create joy in an otherwise barren existencethe holos can talk to their audience or post on their other twitters, the people here can only post to this audience and hope they garner a (you)
>>25597785Hololive becomes so popular that they create their own HoloTube website and stream there.
So what was Matsuri's weight loss routine? I need to shed some pounds and want to take after her example
>>25597772Haato is stupid
>>25597688She got a haircut recently!
>>25597696It's almost like people here unironically think shitposting is funny. It's the same handful of fags doing the same shtick every thread with whatever images in their dedicated folder they decide to use first.
>>25597587that would fucking wreck me if it happened to me
>>25597741>pop out a kid>tell them "lol you're on your own" soon as they're a picosecond oldDo Americans really?
>>25597717A real bro doesn't do what his bro wants, but what his bro needs
>>25597792theyre not using their shoe to beat them at the same time. they need to do it proper
>>25596556But ShizuRin has streamed nothing but FFXIV for the past week.
>>25597688Disgusting 3DPD is disgusting. Get the fuck out of here.
>>25597688Not again...
>>25597771This is the most difficult question I have ever encountered.
>>25597799Watame simply realized that in order to win the war financially she'd have to fight pity with pity.
>>25597741The nuclear family has been completely raped to death and its one of the major issues the country is facing right now.Broken families have destroyed the american dream for over a decade already.
>>25597813Wisdom...
>>25597218Watame and her fans should be gassed
>>25597806just cut off sugar and oil anon...
>>25597796Imagine Marine's moans coming out of Korone's body as you impregnate the dog's womb, but spiritually it's Marine's.
>>25597813Radical!
>>25597817Have sex incel
>>25597759Meme answer you're probably expecting: Onee-shota talk with Suisei denying what constitutes a shotaActual Answer: Probably just a lot of talk about idols and whatever else the two of them are massive fans of.
>>25597805We can only imagine...
>>25597696>deaf bitch of a leach>what is ironynobody here really thinks the leech deserves hearing loss or something
>>25597785Vtubers have an otaku filter, they can't reach normalfags levels, even Kizuna Ai couldn't get over it.
>>25597688Imagine her doing this
>>25597784>that story about the shitstorm she found in a toilet from a hotelIt was comedy gold.
>>25597827explain further
>>25597803i know, it's just a bit sad that people can't extend the sympathy they have for watame to kanata, it's sad to see someone going through a very rough time in their lives yet the only most people will extend towards her is hate
>You get a weekend to use Watame as your cocksleeve>but she keeps calling you daddy to the point where it gets kinda creepydo you accept?
>>25597748>same people that spammed miko deaththe majority of the thread and people posting that shit like miko you goddamn retard
>>25597587>tfw this happened with my uncle and his father>tfw I vividly remember visiting and asking my grandpa why he never talked to my uncle>he just sat there quietly and cried>grandma came in to get me saying she needed my help making lunch>can still see his sad face
>They bought it?
>>25597829Fuck off back to discord you filthy 3rd-worlder.
HEY!TSURARALA LIIIONN
>>25597723
>>25597837Is Towa the cutest Holo to ever exist?
>>25597825Can't blame your mum for trying to abort you
>>25597771>Fucking Marine with infinite energy who would bleed your lifeforce dry or fucking some lazy dog who would be panting and wheezing wanting to take a break after 3 minutesTough choice
I want to pressure Nene into sex
You still remember about them right?
>>25597843God no. "daddy" is a massive bonerkiller
>>25597688I'd honk her nose.
>>25597846DUMP EEET
>>25597741>HA, HERE IT'S COMMONThat's sad, Anon. That's nothing to brag about.
>>25597813based summer Miyabi, the Fall Guys cheaters slayer
>>25597853not even the cutest when she's in 3D
>>25597835They've already saturated all the ironic weeb tubers and they are mere weeks away from becoming standard fare in pewdiepie videos. Coco will do a collab stream with Dr.Disrespect before the end of the year. There will be no where left to hide.
>>25597842cry me a river retard, nobody is actually shitting on hearing loss unironically
looting in apex has to be the most boring shit i've done in a videogame
>>25597843after that clip that was posted earlier, i'll pass
>>25597806she only eats bread crusts
>>25597853yes!
>>25597846YesThey believe the narrative 100%Your victory is assured at this point my Lord
>>25597843Girls saying 'daddy' makes me go flaccid. Like, if you tell me to imagine an old lady naked so I stop being horny, I'm more likely to get an erection.
L-I-O-N LION!!!
>>25597858>God no. "daddy" is a massive bonerkiller100% agreed. I don't understand why it's a thing. Do some men actually like it? Or do women just think men like? It's always creepy.
Lunatakoyaki...Your Skyward Sword playthrough....
>>25597152Look what happens when you call Korone a noobhttps://youtu.be/XXPQergc0Lo
>>25597869The best part of a videogame isn't actually playing it, but watching someone else play a game you like.
>>25597741The absolute state of burgers.
>>25597524>>25597537>>25597540Could this be the real reason Suisei was rejected by Cover a couple times? Her dad was too normal?
>>25597885No it's always women who love that stupid shit.
>>25597806Apparently she stopped eating so many sweets and at points starved herself. Dumb cow.
>>25597867No, because there's nothing to gain for normalfag levels youtubers, what would an independent youtuber gain to be associated to a corporate vtuber? Only otaku channel want to be associated with that, the last normalfag youtuber that associated with a vtuber was that australian with kizuna ai
>>25597856She wouldn't fold, r-right?
>>25597853Absolutely
>>25597741so this is the power of zog....
>>25597885It's women that like it actually.They are the ones with daddy issues.
>>25597841Imagine Marine moving her hips in Korone's body as she rides you cowgirl style. Imagine how quickly she would tire out and you'd flip her into the mating press position and punish her for being so damn out of shape. Then when she and Korone swap bodies back, Korone can't shake the feeling of also wanting your dick after she feels how sore she is. And Marine, back in her body, refreshed with an unpounded pussy come begging for seconds.
>>25597850Triggered incel.
Would you rather eat watermelon with Watame, coconuts with Coco, waffles with Towa or ride a boat with Botan?
>>25597696the problem anon is that kanata has less fans here, and the worst shitposters who are human garbage will shit on her and less people with counter than when happens with watame
>>25597500Coco and Suisei have nice, bumbling sitcom tier dads.
>>25597843No because I don't identify as a father, because I'm not one? Sp even mild insinuations that direction are really jarring to me. The "point here it gets kinda creepy" to me is the second time, because I would ask her to stop after the first.
>>25597856Getting close to Nene only just to use her to hook up with her hot mommy, inevitably breaking her little gyoza-filled heart!
>>25597883Botan's ass is nowhere as magnificent as Beast's
>>25597711Oh shit, you got me sheepfag.
>>25597900I want to be bullied by her...
>>25597712>I am a little turned on imagining her deep voice coming from that face.so I wasn't the only one who thought her voice was a good fit
>>25597868see it how you will, it's still sad that even if on a joking manner people can't extend their sincere feeling towards someone who's going through a very difficult moment in their lives just because of their "in jokes", specially when the same people feel compeled to do it for a diferente person some people might see it at joke, but it's also the kind of thin that slowly but steadily chips off on your empathy
>>25597892I wouldnt call him normal, but he sure is awesome.
>>25597856I would rather you not. Please supacha her instead!
>>25597806There's only one way to lose weight. Eat less. If you're not falling asleep hungry you aren't losing weight, simple as that.
>>25597872Geez, that's going to be hard to do, but I can try it out
>>25597906eat a boat with Botan!
>>25597912roommate or the actual mom?
>we can now post Toaw without her being called a whore almostaw yis
>>25597680>I really don't see any reason to add the "your father would rather you be orphaned than to take care of you", that's just fucking cruel towards your childBetter find it out sooner, rather than later after tracking down your dad and meeting him in person and he tells you that he wanted to dump you in an orphanage instead of raising you.
>>25597904you have my and my dicks full attention now
>>25597906Ride Botan on a boat!
I'm gonna share more funny momentshttps://youtu.be/ghgOYah85Q0
>>25597913My mans got cake that's for sure
>>25597741lmao and yet here you are
>>25597916god i want her to jump on me like that
>>25597906Flip a coin for watermelon or waffles. Eating a coconut is a pain in the ass.
>>25597924her mama
>>25597914Holy autism
>>25597765Something like this happened in a branch of my family, but it was all pure bullshit to the extent that the family disowned and discommunicated my distant cousin and functionally adopted the man. He had no parents, and he was invited to live with my cousin's parents with the child.>>25597881>>25597883These sequential posts amuse me.
>>25597868>nobody is actually shitting on hearing loss unironicallyWhat's a difference between ironic and unironic insult?
>..and so, even though I was rushing to puke into the toilet, it's the habits of a toilet speedrunner right?>The muscle memory had been ingrained into the body of the RTA world champion>I sat down on the seat...>and unfortunately puked onto the floorI fucking miss AsaCoco
>>25597916And after the bullying she gives you a big hug!
>>25597888this is a well practiced bullying strategy. she is unhinged
>>25597885Agree, I would find it very unsettling if a girl called me daddy.
>>25597903>>25597893Women like it themselves? Man, it never occurred to me that this would even be a possible reason, because it is so fucking bizarre and outlandish. I always assumed it likely was some mass delusion women had, convincing each other that men like being called "daddy". Really though, I should have known. Every woman I have dated, except one, had weird father hang-ups.
>>25597912Her ears are unironically twice as big as mine.
>>25597924That's her mama.
>>25597906can i instead smoke week with botan?
>>25597844I want to say I'm the biggest miko deathposter and I absolutely HATE Miko.
>>25597883TIME FOR THE MAIN DISH!
>>25597888Korone fighting her chat is great, especially when she’s wrong because she clams up stupidly fast.
>>25597218So what's worse, growing up without a father figure or growing up without a mother figure?
>>25597924Mama means character designer Papa means live 2D/ 3D designer rigging that's your final spoonfeed next time you're getting called out for being new and not lurking
>>25597918except I have seen people express sincere feelings, not that it matters, and you're just crying about literally nothing faggot
>>25597939shes breddy cute why the fuck would i want nene id rather have her mom
>>25597948You ever see mommy fetish in doujins? It's just the female version of it.
>the stream with Watame's story only maxed out at 6.6k viewersNot many people know her story...
>>25597843As a natural dom and a paternal man, Watame calling me daddy will make me rock hard. Absolutely
>>25597513Based lamy poster but don't use my wife to shitpost
>>25597931>birdkunonly thing funny about that is his shitbox "avatar"
>>25597888bitch is really into public shaming and bullying
>>25597963It'll probably be on reddit don't worry.
>>25597943cocoposters aren't welcomed here
>>25597925I think I'm going to miss the shitposters once we get our Towa general... But then again they'll just follow us and shitposts there.
>>25597868Hope you enjoy people "ironically" shitting on the unloved loser sheep then.
Remember to save ritualposter's images and steal their ritual posts.
>>25597698He needs to get more confidence, once he has it, girls will fall over him easily. Remember, being good at apex makes girls wet
>>25597960i guess i'm, maybe if i continue crying i can turn that river into a lake
>>25597908It's more like that Heimins here tends to ignore that stuff.
>>25597904wew lad
>>25597958should i call Lack mama(male) then?
>>25597942is that a real question? have you ever heard of gallows humor? you should because it's extremely common here
>>25597328Matsuri scares me.
>>25597943Soon bro
>>25597944GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME
>>25597948Funny thing is that women also pushed "mommy"and they took over "babe"
Who is more fake, watame or coco?
>>25597952This I ALSO HHAAAATEEEE MIKO!!! I hope she dies!!!!!!!!
Nothing wrong will happen to Nene’s stream right?
>>25597931Haato....
>>25597958but it doesn't, mama or papa refers to the gender of either, male character designers are called papa too, and i don't think there's a single mama who does live 2D, so some girls like noel and flare are stuck with 2 dad
>>25597972doesn't bother me, shouldn't bother you
>>25597980yes
>>25597987Coco by far.
>>25597980lack goes by lack-papa.
>>25597987Pekora fakes her laugh and Haachama knows perfect english
>>25597971excuse me?
>>25597924That pic is actually Nene's character artist. She's really good and has gigantic hooters by nip standards. I think she's the only Gen 5 artist that drew all 5 of them as they debuted.
>>25597958You are getting this shit all wrong. L2D rigger is typically never even acknowledged.
>>25597958>talk down to someone smugly>actually failed the comprehend the post like a retardAnonchama........
>>25597953it's weed, the main dish is weed
>>25597975have fun stealing all these mate https://files.catbox.moe/5jue17.png
>>25597981I think that your definition of black humor is extremely flawed.
>>25597987Lamy is the fakest Holo
>>25597969>[Hololive funny moments] Watame's abandonment issues!
>>25597962I feel like 'daddy' is way more widespread for some reason. Not to mention it's somehow seen as more "normal" compared to the reverse.
>>25597741>boohoo, guess what? In America is common for kids to be raised without their mom and dad because they are both working.for you
>raised by grandparentshallmark of a based individual not unlike a philosopher king
>>25597857Of course.
>>25597991>noel and flare are stuck with 2 dadNow wonder they ended up such flamers they learned it from bad parenting !
>>25597991no he's right you fucking retard, father is live2d, mother is the one who made the characteralso fuck that guy and his "mama posting" stupid seanig
>>25597987Coco
>>25597955>She gets cocky about something chat said claiming that they're wrong>They're right>She shuts up>Changes subject>"Korosan, aren't you forgetting something?" from chat>Plays dumber>pikipikipiiman.jpg>"Gomen..."
>>25597987Coco is literally the exact opposite of her persona.
>>25598009And the 5gen holo japan likes the most!
>>25597987Towa for sure
>>25597908I just ignore it because I'm beyond sick of it. Also membered on both of them.
>>25597957I don't think anyone can answer that. Also, it's not a competition. The fact you're born in a broken family makes you the automatic loser.
>>25597962>You ever see mommy fetish in doujins?Yeah, I take your point. I also don't get that and never really read those doujins. At best, if its by an artist I really, really like, I might headcanon it to something else. Maybe I'm in the minority, but I have a great relationship with both of my parents, and neither of them are very good looking, so the chance I would have somehow found my mother attractive is very low.
>>25597906The only boat I will get on is Miko's boat! https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
>>25597897they gain content Pewdiepie for example puts out videos on the daily. he needs any source of content he can find. the dude is pretty much a reaction channel at this point and vtubers are a great source for reaction videos as there are countless interesting and funny clips out there. He will get there sooner or later. he even reviews populer sub-reddits from time to time and he will stumble upon the Hololive one
>>25597218Is this supposed to be a sad thing? Unless she was like a teen when this happened, my dad fucked off when I was 8 and after a few months, it just really didn’t matter to me.
>>25597218N-no help I'M BEING DRAGGED INTO A CULT
>>25598020She acts exactly the same and does the same content
>>25597987coco tries too hard and panders too much, its clearly her being the fake one
>>25597980Yes, also fubuki's mama is called mito-mama even though he has a deep sexy voice.
>>25597987Rushia
>>25598021Shut the fuck up Lamyfag no one gives a shit
>>25598016Stupid faggot, Rushia and Haachama call their designers papa.
>>25597962I have a massive mommy fetish but a girl calling me daddy would still be weird
>>25598031>She acts exactly the sameShe's literally an introvert while the dragon is an extrovert.
>>25597991Gender is irrelevant since Mito is a mama because he says so.
>>25598007again, retard, nobody here thinks its literally funny somebody is losing their hearingshut the fuck up already
>>25598009Not even the fakest of her gen, that would be le honk honk clown.
>>25597908kanata deserves to have her ears stepped on until they stop working https://files.catbox.moe/ext07t.mp4
>>25598030How do I send you money?
>>25598016No it's not you chimp, because everyone calls him Lack papa
>>25598003what? they were in all of the gen 5 debuts
>>25597885There's a certain type of dude that's into it, it's not just women.
>>25598030We gotta pretend to be sad since everyone loves Watame here. You know the drill man
Why doesn't cover do a dakimakura cover for all the girls? It would sell like hotcakes. They don't even need to do a full naked side even just a pajama design would be fine
Imagine the Subaru/Ui/Nene/Nishizawa collabs...
>>25597987Coco by a landslide.
I love Botan!
>>25598039>the dragon is an extrovertThe dragon is an introvert who tries hard, she isn't an extrovert.
>>25598038>I have a massive mommy fetishThat's fine, but the real question is this: Would you ever call your gf "mommy" out of the blue during foreplay or sex?
>>25598033Mito is just a faggot. I don't get why he is like that.
>>25598016Kakage is the only one who wanted to be called mama, and he didn't even get to see his daughter debut
>name is Leona_is_Cute>is actually CuteWhat did she mean by this?
>>25598030It probably affects people as differently as the breadth of personalities found in people. I was raped when I was 11 and couldn't care less, but for some people it ruins their life. Maybe it affected me worse than I thought though, if I'm addicted to Hololives.
>>25598028He have already reacted to some vtuber clips in the past, that give some major boost to the subscriber gains in a few days to the vtuber in those videos. It happened with Kizuna Ai, Siro and ShizuRin, the got like 10k subs and their chat become pure shit for days, specially shizurin because she was the only streamer of the three.
>>25598023there will always be retards shitting on other things as long as they have anonymitythe reason being that they're too lazy to improve their situations, and have to put other people or things down in order to make themselves feel betterif you think it's retarded, then stop being retarded yourself and coming here where people do it all the while.you do NOT have to spend time on 4chan to enjoy watching holos or any other hobby for that matter>>25598049I don't watch watame regularly since she always streams late and I can never spend all that time watching her
>>25598051>why doesn't Cover do [smart business decision]?Because they're fucking retards we've been over this.
>>25598030the earlier it is the more damaging it is, anon
>>25598055Gee botan how come your mom let's you have FOUR monitors?
>>25598056>The dragon is an introvert who tries hard, she isn't an extrovert.I know that feel.
Where did the fucking images go? There's too much thread left here.
What's wild about Coco is that she freely shits on Hololive and management on her Kson streams. How is she allowed to get away with it, honestly?https://www.mildom.com/10882672Just listen to some of the recent VODs. It's just pure ranting at times.
>>25598030>my dad fucked off when I was 8 and after a few months, it just really didn’t matter to meThat's still sad, though.
So when is roberu announcing his 3D? That sunday timeslot is too suspicious
i heard fall guys is free on ps4, is that true?
>>25598051>Why doesn't cover dothat's your answer, they dont do shit and make the girls do everythingwhere's my okayu oppai mousepad goddammit
Today, I will remind themhttps://files.catbox.moe/sg7y8k.webm
>>25597991It depends of the artist-vtuber relationship, some just call them sensei, others go with the family joke.
>>25598055>>25596651>>25596724>>25596983It's finished! Holy fuck.https://twitter.com/CasinoEP/status/1296276391328063489
I want Roberu's mama to design a holo girl or at least a female vtuber, her style is very stand out compared to most vtuber artists I've seen and she draws cute girls too.
>>25598072hey that's not the ritual
>>25598051Here's another shitty badge/coaster, bro.
>>25598067There has to be a limit to their retardation. If they don't hurry up the Chinese will get to it first and flood the market with their bootlegs
>>25597218Mukkun...
>>25598057Personally I'd only do that if she asked me to.
>>25598079Delet
>>25598041>nobody here thinks its literally funny somebody is losing their hearingOh yeah? How do you prove it then?
I miss when I only had to catch up on 2 threads after waking up, instead of 5.
>>25598073>How is she allowed to get away with it, honestly?She makes them money.
>>25598071no you don'tyou've never tried
>>25598057If she wanted me to I guess, I just wanna cuddle her milkiesmio.jpg
>>25598077Free(PS+), hop to it anon only 10 days left to get it
I really gotta hand it to Tenshifags and Cocofags, even when everyone is shitposting their girl they just ignore it, i wish i could do the same with mine.
>>25598051Didn't Kanata get a lame daki with her 3D on it?
>>25598051Excuse me, but we're an idol company. Please have more respect for our girls. The group is called HoloLive after all. Not HoloWhore.
>>25598073what the fuck website is this?
>>25598081based casino
>>25598028I wonder if pewdiepie will react to a pekora video, it's not a zero percent probability.
>>25598086Dude really is a great dancer considering how he dodged that bullet
>>25598051What? You can another overpriced acrylic stand bundled with a stupidly specific voice pack?
>>25598030>Boasting about emotional repression
>>25598072I have the image license for this thread.If you want to post one, you gotta pay up.
>>25598030If you watch her vids she talks a lot about her grandma raising her alone and how she hardly ever was with her mom because she was working, I'm sorry if something similar happened to you anon but yes, it's sad even if some people can take it easier.
>>25597955Consume kun
>>25598077if you pay for their shitty online, yes
>>25598090
>>25598063I was "raped" around the age of 12 and all it ended up doing to me was permanently warping my fetishes.
https://twitter.com/shiranuiflare/status/1296251896793952256?s=19Flare woke up
>>25598081Fucking seras
>>25598043top tier work
>>25598097ps4 or computer? Iono. Does ps4 have a big playerbase at all?
Give me a timestamp I ain't watching an hour of ks*n just for a fucking narrative.
>>25598084Fuck you, I'll take 2
>>25598051What merch their produce it's largely up to them, watame said so, she rushed her 3D debut and because of so only got to sell a coaster and a stand. cover might have good business relationship with certain manufacturers, and that's why things like acrylic stands and die cut cushions are becoming more commongood know how noel and kanata did it for their, they must have worked their asses of to get it done, Noel was the only one with a pillow until Flare's cushion more than half a year later, and on top of that she got a fucking porcelain bowl done, while kanata has been the only one with the guts to get a daki done
>>25598117>Noel and I are soreTEETEE????????????
>>25598098>they ignore itthe pee pees are pee peeing all over the thread
some of you really need psychiatric help
>>25598079How did she get away with this?
>>25598098>cocofags>ignoring shitpost about cocohere comes the coco defense force.
>>25598121ps4 is fine for me and zero hackers
>>25598030>8You were old as fuck.The younger you are the more damaging it is.
>>25598081Goddamn that encompasses so many of my fetishes
>>25598121It's crossplay
>>25598127It's great that you're self-aware of your own problems, bud.
>>25597927>Tell a child in her formative years a very scarring fact.>Let a full grown adult find out the fact herself.Hm, I wonder which one is actually the better choice.
>>25598079What song is this anyway
>>25598121Yeah and no hackers.
Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing BangOoh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Tang Walla Walla Bing BangOoh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing BangOoh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
>>25598051Cover is austistic.Pajama designs would be so comfy.
>>25598127do a flip off a bring faggot
>>25598095>you've never triedHardly. I wager I am pretty good at it these days.I was president of a 3000-member professional group in my industry for two-and-a-half years. If I am mindful about when something is coming up, I can store up the energy and do big conferences and networking events. All that jazz. It takes less out of me than it used to, but it still takes a toll.
>it's always this time of the day when this thread's quality went really shitwhy dont you faggots name your next thread as a hololive anti thread?
>>25598080Isn't suisei the only one that refers to her artist as sensei?, since she's a character of her own creation
>>25598078That's smart actually. They're like pimps.
Define Lamy in one word
>>25598135Neither is, honestly. The latter can also fuck you up.
>>25598148Traitor.
>>25598144Spic hours anon
>>25598148ASMR
>>25598148tits
>>25598137it's called Penis! Onegai! by Shirakami Fubuki
>>25598141>Pajama designs would be so comfy.this is a fetish of mine and matsuri's makes me fucking diamonds
>>25598073She get a lot of money, the moment she stop she will sacked
>>25598139Watame...
>>25597943Such a good bit. She unironically has a great sense of humor
>>25598148L*l*
>>25598148MOMMY
>>25598148lame
>>25598117OH THEY FUCKIN'!
>>25598121>Does ps4 have a big playerbase at all?games fill up super quick and there's no issues with hackers
>>25598117>With Noel>It's going to take two days off.They will be fucking, right?
>>25598125Give it to me straight. How far have they gone together?
>>25598148ママ!
>>25598117>noel and I are soreb-bros?
>>25598073What? I love Coco now.
>>25598148Mommy...
>>25598143>off a bringWhat do you want him to get for you?
>>25598148seiso
>一週間以上前からね右手首をちょっと動かすだけで痛いのだが>親指のつけ根あたりが激痛なのだLuna...
>>25598142Not that anon but business interactions never felt like actual socialization to me since they're so goddamn fake and no one actually gives a shit about you.
>>25598133not yet it isn't
>>25598104i say it's very probable. they're growing rapidly for him not to notice at some pointnot to mention Pewds is moving to Japan and he's learning Japanese and he might think they're a good way for him to learn better. He watches anime to do that but no one talks in real life like thay do in anime so vtubers are a great substitute since they're so similar to anime but speak like normal people
>>25598148boring
>>25598151latinxs are sleeping right now
>>25598154Thanks
>>25598148Motherly
>>25598117bros, our girl finally did it... she actually got some
>>25598152>asmrI haven't seen any, did I miss it?
>>25598148Mammies
>>25598117This is gay.
>>25596903Give up, Sio
>>25598104>"Ha">leans into mic>"JAPANESECHUNGUS"
Nene stream in 5
>>25598183she prepared a lot for their date yesterday, good on her
>>25598096A man can only dream...
>>25598097So, its free.You can't do anything online without PS+The game is online only.So, to play the game you need PS+, if you have PS+, the game is free.Ergo, the game is free
>>25598148Cute
>>25596811Can I get a quick rundown
>>25596835Luna is a pianist princess and all the Lu-Knights around her protect her from all sides.
>>25598178People are writing it off but I think it's really likely they're going to intersect at some point. Vtubing as a fad is going to blow up to a point he notices.
>>25598150huh?
>>25596903Sorry, my dude, but I already did my Pon-nya reps a long time ago.
>>25598175This, I work on the phones day in day out but the moment I need to make a personal call I seize up. If it's for work you can do anything since it's just work.
>>25598189>1k likes>2.5k dislikesSio...
Behold Polka L2D 2.0https://twitter.com/Sanpei_Tohfoc/status/1296277951151923200
>>25597733LOOK AT THOSE BONES
Why is fubuki still in hololive?She doesn't enjoy it and also makes bottom-tier money.Along with being part of gen1 so she also must have contacts in nijisanji considering they used to collab so much.Why is she still there? She could just go to nijisanji and interact with males over there all she wants like she does now and earn a lot more money? she doesn't collab with many other hololive girls either so it would be a win-win!
>>25596903Mahjong arc was culled by the repermissioningIt could've been something big but everyone's already moved on to Nintendo shit + Fall Guys
>>25598175To each their own. Maybe it's based on what you value or fear? If I'm meeting people in disconnected social situation, at the a party of a friend-of-a-friend, or bar that I was convinced to go out to, I don't really care how things go, and you words "because they're so goddamn fake" feel true to me in that environment. When I'm in professional environments though, I care a lot more I guess? Because I identify a lot with my career and how I am regarded in that context, far more than what some jagoff or cunt at a bar thinks of me.
>>25598146Miko also refers to her designer for her new model Ordan, sensei.
>>25598202Actually I just thought about it, he's probably going to rig himself up as a anime girl and collab with Coco.
>>25598208>Behold Polka L2D 2.0Some celestial event. No - no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.
>>25598197still have to pay a monthly sub and if you dont add it to your account within the mouth than enjoy paying for both
>>25598148Wholesome.
>>25597837imagine what it's like being one of the staff that watches over them in the studio while they mess around like children in 3d streams
>>25598073Nigga money talks, if every primadonna man, woman, or watame who insulted their respective industry got canned for it there'd be absolutely nothing operating
>>25598096>If she wanted me to I guessI meant more un-prompted, for your own enjoyment, and it sounds like the answer is no.>I just wanna cuddle her milkiesMe too, but I wouldn't call her "mommy" out of the blue.
>>25598210Fubuki kinda built up Hololive from scratch aside from Sora I don't think she'd ever abandon it even if she'd be happier in nijisanji.
/v/ermin ruined this place, it's not even funposting anymore, literally just an anti-thread.
>>25598148bleh
>>25598208How horrifying
>>25598210>makes bottomtier money>narrativefaggingmore than superchats make up their income
>>25598148Wife.
PLAY SOME GAMES ALREADY YOU 5TH GEN FAILURES
Why is there no Astel PoV
>>25598178>no one talks in real life like they do in animeAqua...
>>25598224>watching Noel and Marine jump aroundI'm so jealous, I'm actually upset.
>>25598109Leave it to 4chan to turn damaged childhoods into a competition.
>>25598237Rude.That's Lamy's art.
>>25598231It's fine, just pop in while your favourites are streaming and have some fun then leave. Don't spend all day here
>>25596856Watame shouldn't be around with such an autistic child though, I get that she approached her first but it's time to move on, Watame.
>>25598240Botan played Fall Guys
>>25597041Anon I beg you a copilation of your stories somewhere
It's kind of weird.Matsuri rarely collabs with niji males. Wouldn't someone as horny as her love to collab with niji males?
>>25598073quick run down?
>>25598221The subscription is yearly.The yearly subscription is 40 bucksThe game is 20 bucks.Consider the yearly subscription 20 bucks + Falls guys for 20 bucks.And then you get 24 free games for 20 bucks. I'm sure the sum of these games will be worth at least 20 bucks, right?
>>25598225Shut the fuck up, white bread.
Nene is punching me on stream
>>25597843after that clip that was posted earlier, hell yeahthat kind of psychodependency scratches a good fucking itch every now and then
>>25598258newfagchama...
>>25598240This. They obviously aren't interesting characters yet so they should just let the games carry them until they can build an actual personality
>>25598258>kanekipunch.webm
>>25598016You're such a fucking moron jesus christ just kill yourself you fucking tourist fuck. Why do you think Aqua's character designer is constantly referred to as Gaou papa?
>>25598208That's really cute
>>25598240Botan will set up her BF4 server soon bro just wait and hope
>>25598073Can you provide some timestamps my man? I wanna hear her shit on hololive. I mean it's so obvious they're running a skeleton operation with the Aloe fuck up but I want to hear her rant on that and that they take half the profits after youtube's cut.
NENEEE PLEASEEEE
>>25598240Cry harder /v/irgin
>>25598208that was really fast
>>25598210She is the visible face and leader of hololive, she must have a better contract than the rest, she can't be replaced easily without any major shitstorm. Also she does a lot of sponsorship not only in her channel, she is probably the only one in hololive that doesn't need the superchats to make money, maybe sora too, but not as good as fubuki.
>>25598231Once you filter their pictures it becomes pretty pastoral in here. They don't bother to change the hashes because usually they don't know what that means.
>>2559825827toJK...
i think i speak for everyone here when i say nene is our gal
>>25598258She frenched roboco and is into lolis so she's probably gay
At this point I can't tell if you just love shitposting or you really hate the girls this much.
>>25598149No, you are being dishonest. The amount of damage differs greatly between the two. Sure, the damage might still be enough to cause trauma in the adult but they have a much more developed life experience to handle it.
>>25598240No fuck off.I don't watch gaming streams.I'm not a /v/ermin.
NENE!
The best time of the day is here!
>>25598210She gets paid a salary, bonuses, sponsorships and is also getting to network with the anime/vidya industry by being a face of Hololive.That's all on top of her youtube revenue. She's not going anywhere.
>>25598282>【昼が来い!】ねねはお昼が食べたい【パート4】But she didn't do part 3...
M ears...
i love this idiot so much
>>25596904What do you mean "golden age"? ARK was the fucking dark ages, man.
>>25598278Yeah that's why she took the offer to try to collab with the homos to see if they could take off. She's going plenty of revenue streams and doesn't need to depend on supachats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opqkXxig-joTime to stop shitposting and watch /ourgirl/.
Nene is so happy she made it at 12pm
WORKING STREAM NENE!
was there an aggie this week?
BOTAN JUST FARTED BROS
Do we know yet if the Chinks like Kanecchi or hate her?
Marrying Nishizawa and living a happy life with our daughter Nene!
>>25598240They want to enter the hololive minecraft server together
>>25598261>he actually gets a yearly sub shits fucking 80$ for me, and yet 3 months of nintendo isn't even 15and most of the time the free games are trash anyway, only sometimes will you get something good like MWHD, MGS5 or RE1
>【昼が来い!】ねねはお昼が食べたい【パート4】But she didn't do part 3...
>>25598283God I want to french kiss Roboco too.
>>25598208i doubt cover would ever let it happen, but i would love to see her stream with this
>>25598299These thumbnails have so much soul.
>>25598299>she is moaning too loud, i like it
>>25598290>>25598289THANK YOU NENEBROSI WAS TOO BUSY SHITPOSTING TO NOTICE
Fuck im hungryNene please
>>25598259Anon wanted to share Coco's roommate's stream, she did not trash talk she was only being herself because her youtube is now infested by cocofags
>>25598302He said he's moving them to once a week, saturdays
>>25598296ARK is the best
>>25598210>She doesn't enjoy it and also makes bottom-tier money.oh sweet anon you didn't really fall for the narratives posted here did you?
>>25598210Fubuki does a ton of radio shows and guest appearances in other media, to the point that streaming is just one facet of her career at this point. She's a front-facing media personality and the most accessible Hololive, to the point that most of her guest appearances are her shilling for other girls to bring more attention to them.Not that I would expect the majority of you losers to know this, as you're completely filtered by anything that isn't an easy to view livestream on Youtube. Now learn Japanese or FUCK OFF.
>>25598303Epic
>Nenefags about to spend the next hour fellating their failed idolyawnwake me up when she's even half as good as Towa
>>25598225>>25598259>>25598273Stop being so new, please.
Does Nene smell like a mandarin orange?
>>25598210>bottom-tier money
>>25598325wake up
>that water kegHow much fucking water does this chink need to drink?
When someone is hired by Hololive, does the artist have a say in the selection process. Like when Gen 3 was doing auditions, did the artists behind Noel, Marine, and Flare actually have a say behind who voiced them? I imagine in the cases where the design came after, the artist probably picked which person they drew the character for since they'd be able to draw a character to match that voice.
>>25598273He literally just threw out a link to a recent stream. She doesn't say shit about cover.
>>25598325Towa is a whore so Nene is better by default
>>25598304Dunno, but you can ask Artia what she thinks of her
>>25598202>soon in the future there will be PewDiePie arcsadsuisei3.jpg
>>25598266She hasn't done any I recall recently. The Apex tournament doesn't count since it wasn't even a collab. She collabed with like 5 niji females in the past couple months, but I honestly can't remember the last time she collabed with a niji male.
>>25598330She said she takes at least two chunks of water a minute.
>>25598325https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXVUestZAYg
>>25598326>stream that happened literally yesterday>lol why ru so new?!
>>25598335but towa knows nene irl...
>>25598322Not to mention she just has to appear on Chinktube once a month and pretend to like Matsuri for an hour to get enough ARS to buy Buenos Aires
>>25598325Towa has the voice of a 40 year old crack addict and probably has a really stinky pussy.
I can't stand Nene, when will she fucking apologize to Aloe.
>>25598327No she smells like chinks river shit.
>>25598210The only thing Fubuki loves more than vtubing is swinging her fat 800k sub cock around to justify doing WHATEVER the fuck she wants
>>25598325wake up buddy.
>>25598307>shits fucking 80$ for meWhat? why? Holy fuck that's a lot, even I wouldn't pay that much.And yes if you don't get the yearly subscription the shit isn't worth it. It's like buying a pen for 2 bucks instead of buying three for 4 bucks. It's not convenient to buy anything lower than yearly subscription.
>>25596952Let the r34 artists see the clip when she farted. They might get ideas on that.
Astel please, getting wrecked by a 6k subscriber vtuber!
>>25598325why are pekorafags like this
>>25598331I don't see why they would have hired artists have any input on the voices
This ho is eating dildo sashimi on stream!
>>25598325okite okite aru
>>25598343Imagine the bullying
>>25598335Nene's clearly not talented so the only way she got into her group was through pleasuring producer ojisans
>>25598342>Thinking any holo would talk about Cover using her roommate account.Are you pretending to be braindead?
>>25598210>She could just go to nijisanji>jumping from one shit company to anotherMight as well just stay
>>25598339Very hydrated, sasuga nene.
>lammy - asmr whore>botan - ogre>aloe - actual whore>polka - reddit clown>nene - cute voice, cute face, good singer, can draw, great personality, an actual idolReminder that nene is the only good gen5
>Eating lunch, part 4I didn't realize Okayu was being replaced by Nene.She's going to eclipse Pikamee for eating at this rate...
Sending Nene a big red superchat asking her what happened on June 4th 1989!
Nene is really endearing
>>25598331Dude the artists make art they're not there to be auditors nor would they be good at it.
>aloefags and towafags attacking Nene because of a narrativeHilarious.
>>25598325this guy is definitely the biggest Nene fan here
Wait until late 2021 when Fubuki is outside top 10 in subs and everyone is saying she should collab more with the popular hololivers like Botan and Watame.
>>25598373based
>>25598352>why?straya i only get monthly because i barely play online and only use it until i finish the free game and resub if one of the two are worth downloading
>>25598355Those are clearly Towafags ofr Botanfags
>>25598210I can't believe that newfags are still taking ARS supachat edits seriously.
>>25598342If you see someone say something absurd, with either no link or a link to something that is completely irrelevant, you should be able to recognize that it's bait.
>>25598373Nene loves Lamy so you better love Lamy too, faggot.Nene and Lamy are love.
kek towafags getting cocky is really fun to see, can't wait till your whore fucks up again somehow. Don't associate my wife Nene with your whore
She didn't enable superchat..
So uh I guess we like Watame now?
>>25598330>not having an EXTREME THIRSTnever gonna make it
>>25598363This, she cant even sing, no wonder she failed as an idol and took the hololive job offer, not only that Nene just have to dox all her genmates, its basic chink tactics.
>>25598310Why wouldn't they?It's not some literalwho's art.It's Larry's.
>>25598376Nothing happened that day anon
>>25598356I figure it'd be useful since in the case of pre-made designs, the artist would know who fits the character best. Mainly because I think some cases are just too convenient, like Marine being picked for Marine or both of Oshio's characters being perfect fits with their mama.
>>25598363That's hot. I've read hundreds of idolmaster doujins where the idols are secretly whored out to smelly fat businessmen. Maybe they're based on reality.
>instant colahuh?
save your shitposts for SEAnig hours
did I miss Nene do something retarded?
>>25598394She is doing a superchat reading stream later, she needs to catch up before allowing more to come in.
>>25598343>But towa know [headcanon]
>>25598331Cover just sends an email to all the artists in their contact list>we need a cute pirateAnd then they say>congrats you won, come to the office to discuss the detailsThats all, anon
>>25598403>maybe草
>>25598387it was one of our better narratives to be fair, but it is kind of a shame newfags and /v/ermin dont believe aqua is stacking up chairs to the tokyo tower so she can slap coco on the knees
>>25598382>the popular hololivers like Botan and Watame.>and WatameSuspension of disbelief broken.
>>25598178Dont forget he's friends with the anime man and he just had a podcast talking about vtubers.It's inevitable. You think the EOP's flooding the chat is bad right now? It can get worse. >1.2m views on video alreadyFUCK that explains so much
>>25598331based on the kakage incident it's the other way around anon
>>25597025Why are you here then, anon? Did you think we were all serious here?Go back to your tranny friends. You're not welcome here.
>>25598408Yeah shes a sensitive bitch who cant take a joke and doxxed all her genmates like a true chink.
>>25598403>he doesn't knowAnonchama....
>>25598331hell no and they get forced to pump out merch or diethey are bottom tier bitches
>>25598403That shit is reality everywhere anon
>>25598422perhaps none of the auditions liked Kakage's character...
Are the graphics reflective of her actual meal? She's not actually eating plain rice is she?Nene... enable supachas... please.
>>25597035Not really, there's some distance between the lava and the wool. It won't reach.
>>25598416Dunno know about japan but in korea it happened for real and the idol exposed how she was passed around like a cheap whore to rich politicians and CEOs before she killed herself.Pretty recent too like 2 years ago or something.
Why do antis call Nene a chink?She isn't chinese, she got isekaid from the Gintama universe.
>>25598210On top of what everyone else said, it's not like FBK owns the character. She might be a great shitposter, but getting where she is now still required a lot of luck.
>>25598430Wouldn't blame them.
>>25598395Watame looking out for my oshi!My oshi praising Watame!
>>25598430Kakage...your daughter...
>>25598382hololive will implode before that
nene... what the fuck...
>>25598426>>25598428Not every holo, just the fuckable ones.
>>25598296Not really. Only during Aberration.
>/hlg/ discussing fucking western youtubersI don't have a fubuki reaction dead inside enough for this.
>>25598437Cause they are EOPs who see the dango hair buns and hear the -aru tic so they assume she must be a Chink. Meanwhile Botan is literally learning Chinese and she flys under the radar.
>>25598331Hell no, the only exception was roboco's artist and Norio and her daughters+son.
>>25598424How did she doxx them? I haven't been paying attention to gen5 at all.
>>25598430to be honest it's way overdesigned
>>25598148CHESTO
>>25598450Good, because not a single one of the posts you make with them are good.
>>25598438Yea, it was overdesigned and not in a good way
>>25598437Shes a chink, she cant even take the kanecchi joke the JOP throws at her and have to turn off her supacha because it hurts her little feelings just like when you mention Tibet to a chink.
>>25598435google Eri Takamatsu/Risa Tachibana
>>25598422of the current gen 5 lineup, do you really think any of their voices and personalities would've fit Kakage's design?
>>25598437When you are a literal goddess with no faults, your antis start to cope by creating imaginary issues. That is how narratives are born.
>>255983295 star post
>>25598387It's Nijifans that don't want to see her hit a million subs.
>>25598363>>25598403I wish I was nene
i love you miohttps://files.catbox.moe/nw1618.jpg
>>25598390Nene was supposed to be Aloe's partner but shit got fucked.
>>25598437>Gintama universewtf nene is my favorite nowBring back Suzaku and we'll have two of them
>>25598454Nene made drawingSmelly neet found similar drawingSmelly neet noticed she recently followed 5 peopleSmelly neet concluded they were the other gen 5'sNene just wanted to follow her new friends
>>25598466explains the lamy antis around here
what the hell is with Nene's voice? It sounds like she's constantly on the verge of drowning in her own spit and I can barely make out anything she's saying.
Do you think Cover is pushing for the new gen to do more zatsudans because of the game permission/copyright shit?
Do Holos even read the content of supachas?
>eating riceNene is really roleplaying her Kagura role properly
collabing is a cheap way to gain subsgirls like watame, ayame, aqua, and pekora are real vtubers
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1296283930497126400FBK is awake
>>25598403you think the polka satire video wasnt from first hand experience anon?
>>25598481No that's stupid
EOPs are bad, sure, but Jesus do I fucking hate the wakaru spam nips do
>>25598430It was a mess.
>>25598467stay mad kenzocuck
>>25598464Damn how do their fans feel, or is it because they had a lack of loyal gachikois that they were forced to whore themselves?
>>25598489watame doesn't belong there anon
>>25598477>Nene worked in the idol industry>somehow didn't think following all her genmates would leave an easy trail for the autists to followYeah broShe's totally just a retard who did it by accident
>>25598489This is your brain in holoshit
>>25598461>Only the Chinese have feelingsu ok there bud?
>>25598481What permission?Other Holos play games just fine now (back to usual Nintendoshit and FoTM)There's nothing wrong with zatsudan, /v/irgin.
>>25598477>Smelly neet noticed she recently followed 5 people>Smelly neet concluded they were the other gen 5'sWho's the secret sixth member of gen 5?
>>25598495わかる
>>25598482Its the china virus infection just like MGSV.You literally cant speak any other language if you spoke chink.
>>25598461>Shes a chinkBut she factually isn't?Her backstory is about the Tao Tao Planet in Gintama, her aru is from Kagura.Her roommate isn't chinese either.She doesn't speak a single word of chinese.How exactly, is she chinese again? Don't tell me I will become japanese if I dress like one
>>25598481check the previous gens first week of streaming
>>25598490Is today the day she becomes a subreddit mod?
>>25598465sadly none
>>25598482She's one of the easiest to follow anon, maybe you just aren't use to it yet? Kinda like i was with Aqua
>>25598497no i was serious
>>25598495wakarukusakawaiiaaaaun
is Pekora the next timthetatman?day 4 still 0 win.
>>25598445>he thinks we're just talking about holosNewchama...
>>25596629Pekora Friends. Everybody lives in Pekoland. Everyday is tanoshii peko
>>25598495草
>>25598210>Take the narrative seriouslyAnonchama she's the face of hololive and top 4 in the vtuber industry
>>25598482She needs to SLUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPP
>>25598465None of them are cool enough for The Bird.
>>25598502>implying non-holos are relevant in any wayLMAO
>>25598514carry on my wayward son
>>25598495wwwwwwwww
>>25598373why are nenefags so obnoxious
>>25598403>>25598435Where do you guys even come from?
>>25597041Anon... onegai...
>>25598495I understand bro
>>25598482We know, and the chat knows too, and she knows too. which is why she brings a gallon of water with her.
>>25598518Pekora is obviously the god gamer ForsenShes just holding back
>>25598495wかる
>>25598481No, zatsudans are for them to build an audience and fans get to know them better.
>>25598505博士bot
Anon, which Holo would be the first to reach 1m subs in your opinion?
>>25598505Aloe's castrated boyfriend!
I wonder if Nene wanted to make a big celebration for her monetization but retarded manager ruined it
>>25598403It's a thing for hololive toohow do you think marine got all the subs, radio show snd 3d streams? not because it was deserved>>25598445Big surprise that all the fuckable ones are the worst entertainers
>>25598508Literal chinese propaganda.
>>25598420She got 3 mil views on her Miko tribute video.>>25598443Travel back to Aug 2019 and tell them Sora will have less subs than Suisei.
>>25598491The what? I didn't watch any polka yet.
how do i go about learning spoken japanese more quickly instead of doing reading reps
I think hololive created a more boring idol than Flare. How did they make nene so unappealing?
What Japanese level should I be in to actually understand these streams
>>25598437Nene's design has a lot of chinese elements. Really really dumb move. But, on brand.
>>25598546Coco
>>25598495そうそう
>>25598500>Nene worked in the idol industryShe's a failed idol and a retard.
>>25598520https://streamable.com/0ig4k
Theres nothing wrong with the occasional poggers especially if you keep it to Watame, Mikos, Korones, Noels, Pekoras, or Rushia's chats
>>25598500>She's totally just a retardShe is tho
Youtube take a 30% of the superchats and membership.Cover take 50% of that 70%The rest goes to the VA of your favorite holo, a total of 35%But you need to count taxes, 23% if your income above 636,000 yen yearly. If you are a foreign working in japan that the double amount in taxes by law, a 46% of taxes, this only apply to CocoIf you income is 40 million yen per year or more, then the tax is 45%, this apply to the top earners in hololiveSo your holo actually make 26.95% if she is choco, roboco or someone that earn a low amount of donationsProbably you are fan of Pekora, Aqua, Rushia, Watame, they get a 19.25% of your superchats, for every 100 dollars in akasupa you send, she get 19,25 dollarsThat is without counting the cost of paying a manager, transport, food, rent, and the use of equip that belongs to Cover and every time you breach your contract there is a premium to pay from your part.
>>25597906>>25598027https://files.catbox.moe/f5wv4x.mp4
>>25598502he is- may allah forgive me for uttering this, a nijifaggot.
>>25598504>There's nothing wrong with zatsudan,Never said there was, but continue blaming anything you don't like on your boogeyman.Getting permission for new games is infinitely more work than having them do zatsudans and avoids the possibility of future issues if some publisher decides Cover isn't properly following their agreement or something.
>>25598520Pekoland razed by Yoshizaki peko. No pekofriend has tanoshii anymore, only suffering peko. Please whale in the gacha peko.
>>25598546Kaoru
>>25597090Look at that baby go! So cute.
>>25598556Get a Japanese girlfriend.
>>25598568this is why I mail my superchats to mine
ogey
>>25598546Aloe
>>25598568Imagine sending supa or becoming a member instead of buying merchImagine buying merch, but doing so through GeekJack
>>25598570ogey
Aside from Sora and FBK, who is the most respected chuba in hololive?, and who's the least
>>25598569ruined
Is Gen 5 actually bringing in new people to watch Hololive/vtubers or are the subs for all of the current Gen 5 just people who watch other Hololive channels?
>>25598517Girls get prostituted around by their handlers yeah I get it let's not go full epstein/pol here I was talking in the context of holos.
>>25598565Silence, vile ice gremlin.
How do I get a Nene gf?
>>2559859395% the latter
>>25598587>Mostsuisei>Leastnoel
>>25598437Antis don't work on logic, they just latch onto whatever they can.
>>25598568They should just disclose their personal bank account in their member stream so gachikoi can send them directly to them
>>25598568Remember to donate via Streamlabs if your holo has it because Cover is probably too stupid to know how to get the money from it
>>25598178>>25598202>>25598421there's also the possibility he already knows about it well enough and is aware of the cancer he could bring upon them so he's avoiding mentioning them
>>25598587Miko probablyleast? probably Haato right now, not counting Aloe.
>>25598602play oto geimu
My misstress, Nene, is streaming right now.Come watch her after you were healed by my wife, Lamy.
>>25598525A lot of Nijis are way more relevant than Holos
>>25598586Just buy voice packs. You can even have some nice wank if you like Choco.
>>25598587aruran
>>25598495*lightstick emotes*
nene...
>>25598587I can only answer the least, which is Towa, no one respects her
>>255985932nd one nigga
>>25598593what have any of them even done to bring in new people, i half forget they even exist right now
>>25598578is that even possible
>>25598568>23% if your income above 636,000 yen yearlydo japs really?that's insane taxation on super poor people
>>25598536From 4chan.
>>25598602sorry bro but you're not allowed to date angels
>>25598563Even a failed idol still knows how mental idolfags are. She gave them a trail of breadcrumbs that led right to her coworkers. In doing so she eliminated her only competition as a musician and made herself look great thanks to her previous experience. But please keep buying into her spaghetti act. It's what she wants after all
>>25598602literally every girl in japan is like this
>>25598587SoraAloe
>>25596617right click > view page info > media > find the video > save as...
>>25598586oh, should i not buy from Geekjack? nice to know
>>25597188Korone created the concept of calling EOPs with a phrase before it got cool. Now Towa is doing it too. Can't discern whether or not it's cute or just plain autistic.
>>25598586Cover probably take more than a 70% of the merchandise gains, because they manage the production, distribution and selling, without counting the intellectual property of the merch and the vtuber.
>Noeru goes with amd https://twitter.com/shiroganenoel/status/1296286422417068032 i kneel
I have an important announcement to makehttps://files.catbox.moe/qznfhq.mp4
>>25598402https://twitter.com/AkasaAi/status/1291282343534026752They had no idea who's going to voice them.
>>25598620>implying I don't have my pekoland immigration pass on the wayI'm leaving this gay Earth behind so I can finally be happy.
>that water tankStay hydrated fags
>>25598629Polka might've brought in people that watched Nobuhime but not Holos
>>25598639im jelly
>Nene has more views than what Polka and Lamy got earlier INCLINING
>>25598593>Is Gen 5 actually bringing in new people to watch Hololive/vtuberslolthey only ones doing that are the likes of coco, haato, etc..
nene has a kind of punchable face
Nene is getting more viewers than LamyI thought she was supposed to be unpopular
>>25598593All members got a quite a boost in subscriptions when 5th gen debuted.
Nene covering her chat with a picture of herself so I don't have to look at their bullshit!
>>25598568Holy shit someone actually used my original shitpost from a couple days ago and made it better.I'm honored although a bit scared.
>>25598587Most is coco, least Haato
>>25598648>2080 super>ryzen 3900I KNEEL
>>25598648>AMD Ryzen 3900 XTShe's loaded
>>25598568Tax rates are in progressive brackets so it isnt like every one of their dollars is taxed at the same rate. Their manager probably gets paid out of the split to cover. I also pay for transportation, food and rent. Equipment? What, the iphone? Stream equipment is a one time purchase and youll have most of that stuff anyways.
>>25598568 There's also indication that portion of supacha earnings are pooled. I thought this was unfair at first but seeing 5th gen literally earn by existing, I kinda reconsidered.
How long until new gen loses their novelty? They're getting near 20k viewers every stream now.
>>25598661everyone loves the retard of hololive
>>25598649how did she get away with this?
>>25598636How did she do this? I haven't payed any attention to the new holos I've just been keeping up with my old favorites.
>>25598602move to chinkland
>>25598648you have to go amd for cpu especially if you are streaming and multi tasking
>>25598661Identity reveal actually helped her.
>>25598648In before "should've waited a week".
>>25598648I kneel to suck her tits.
>>25598648>still stuck with a gtx 1650WAKE ME UP
>>25598661she's the coco of gen 5
>>25598672everyone will drop to ~10k after a month except for Polka
>>25598648>Ryzen 3900Alright, she's based.
>>25598612Cancer = more viewsIt's going to happen
>>25598568I worked in Japan for three years on a foreign work visa, and my tax rate was not remotely close to 46%. It was just over 20%.
>>25598648Noel is a queen and she loves to crush the cocks of little shotas!!!
>>25598648KNEELING DOWN TO SUCK MOMMY'S TITS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>25598672Some weeks I guess
>>25598684if its about the price, i dont think she's in the position to worry about that
>>25598648is pc gaming a bit more poplar now in nippon?
>>25598696american citizen?
>>25596617>>25598642(alternatively, you can just use youtube-dl)
>new holo starter pack>shitty horageEvery time
>>25598661Unpopular among EOPs only.
Not this shit game again
>>25598586if i actually wanted to support them i couldnt bring myself to buy merch,my room has pictures of my waifu everywhere and i dont want to ruin that. i guess shirts would be acceptablejust recently got fucked with $60 shipping from buyee for an artbook of my waifu, fuck them
>Stigmatized Property>The Convenience StoreSTOP
CHILLAAAAAAAAAAAA'S
>>25598571Listen here, you dumb EOP.None of these girls are gamers save for Botan. In their debuts they said they would do zatsudan and singing. No games.They aren't waiting for permissions to play games, they don't want to play games. They aren't gamers. Two of them are idols-wannabe, the other two are an ASMR slut and a Meme generator. No games.
>>25598593You can check their streams on VNUMA to see what % of chat viewers are from which companies.https://hiyoko.sonoj.net/video-info/q0CNvUZe3yshttps://hiyoko.sonoj.net/video-info/ZgkLtMAQ0rIhttps://hiyoko.sonoj.net/video-info/fJ7ueGLuXk8https://hiyoko.sonoj.net/video-info/gKF5AjvquOE (Polka's first stream doesn't have chat data for whatever reason)https://hiyoko.sonoj.net/video-info/oDtBQCVGRQMSeems most have around 85-90% hololive viewers.
Does anyone has gosling Roberu?, I need it to react to this stream.https://youtu.be/noDqfEPdIW8
>>25598714MISSING CHILDRENSPOOKY TRAIN
are you doing your chilla's art reps anon?
>>25598670Marine mentioned that it was a hassle getting some equipment she needed for her Anniversary stream because her credit card suddenly shut her out with no warning. While the iPhones are provided everything else is on the chuuba themselves to front the money for, and their expense account is only around $100 a month, which is fucking nothing if you need a new desk every month or drop your microphone as soon as you get it in the mail.
>>25598661literally the only one streamingwhat the fuck happened to aki, RBC and choco?
>>25598711>>25598714same. Can't believe people like this shit.
>>25598648>Both Noel and Aki with 3900XT and 2080TiMUSCLE MACHINES
bros..... I really like rushia's recent look and I find her very cute
Bros, I forgot to charge up my cellphone. My nene stream shut down. giv link pls
>>25598717>None of these girls are gamersand you think this is a coincidence after Cover's permission meltdown?
>>25598633No, anon is missing a zero. Also, foreigners paying double taxes is totally made up. Basically ignore that shitpost.
>>25598717they have to provide some sort of utility other than talking about fucking food all day. God I just realized that Nene is Lucky Star personified
>>25598732Are you mentally handicapped?
Nene's chat is 99% Japanese and she still get 18k live viewersIt's honestly impressive
>>25598648>streamer has expensive pcwow>luna16.png
>>25598731Same. I think I'll send her some supas the next time I see her streaming.
>>25598696Engineering work or teacher. What's your salary in USD that makes a big difference.
>>25598744based
>>25598739>phone posteryou answered your own question
>>25598593Gen 5 is here to fill in dead hours, not to compete with the other girls.This is why the girls are so scared of going overtime in their streams.They have a different contract than the previous gens.
>>25598705Yes. The income tax laws for Americans working overseas have dramatically changed under the Trump administration, for the better.The United States has a tax treat with Japan, which allows you to claim exemption from paying income taxes.
>>25598717I'm sure they'll be playing ark in no time
>>25597822Makes me sad... I hope I can find a nice family to settle with, but look where I am right now
>>25598704tech is still way more expensive in japan, the smartest move is buying your parts or getting someone to build a custom for you
https://twitter.com/kanonchan1203/status/1296273410058629120So Luna did that horror stream while her hand was in pain? I didn't look like it.
>>25598671Hmm so some of Lamy's supa goes to Aloe? Do the seiso idol crowd know that?
>>25598717>that spacingogey
>>25598733Are you actually retarded? They already have Nintendo permission, the other holos are playing games too, its just that this gen probably doesn't game a much, atleast for now
>>25598613Alot of members have some pretty high praise for Haato though. Alot of them were talking about how funny her NSFW art stream was, and she gets bonus points for being young.
>>25598752wtf i love trump now
my oshi will help me get through pharm school!
>>25598724why would you need a new desk every month, and why would a microphone break just from being dropped?
>>25598742im wowing at the fact that she didnt went with the latest intel kusoge
>>25598717Nah. They will play games because there's only so much you can talk aboutEven artist like Marine play games
https://twitter.com/animegirleng/status/1293717407706624000?s=21
>>25598648Noel might not know a lot about computer, but i really respect her dedication to providing the best quality content she has at her reach, you can tell that she still takes pride in the presentation of her work at the very least on the technical side
>>25597218Poor Watame...I'm not in the position to happily give her a akasupa just for the pity, but I will watch her streams a lot if my schedule can allow me that.
>>25598695JUST LET ME COPE FAGGOT
astel!!
>>25598756Dumb baby
>>25598737Talking gets Nene 18k viewers, keep getting filtered EOP
>>25598741Who would have guessed being a faux chink would have the effect of making her Japanese only
God damn, she's so retarded.
>>25598574Broken dreams peko...
https://streamable.com/nhqdwr
>>25598724Why would you need a new desk every month? Or any other piece of equipment to be refreshed on a short cycle? A whole set up for streaming can probably be had for for less than 400,000 yen short of some insane piece of tech like that asmr mic, but you wouldn't invest into that early into your career. Plus they get salary to so part of that cut to cover literally got back to them
>>25598755>the smartest move is buying your partswhat do you mean by smart? thats the default move though, dont tell me there are retards who buy prebuilt pcs lmao
>>25598633Of course it's wrong. It's a deduction for 695 to 900 million yen of income.
>nene has filtered eops in only a weekBased
>>25598756Probably in legitimate pain after fucking falling on it. Dumb baby.
>>25598733I mean they have Sony and Nintendo and Xbox is completely fucking dead in Japan, so they already have blanket agreements with two of the bigger publishers. If they could get Sega and a couple of others they'd be set.
>>25598757Don't tell them tee hee
>>25598751except polka, who can just do whatever she wants
>>25598771https://files.catbox.moe/klgtud.webm
Does the name "Okayu" have anything to do with cats? I know "Korone" makes me think of a dog rolling around (koro koro) but "porridge" doesn't sound like a cat-like name.
>>25598790Please post the one where she falls forward, I lose my shit every time.
Eop hate is strong. I'm going to watch nene to spite you and talk a lot in chat if you keep this up. I might even post nene memes to the Pilipino facebook groups.
>>25598792roboco...
>>25598731her pencil neck still bothers me but it was like that in her first version too so whatever
I want to be Suisei's Ringo juicebox...
>>25598159do you mean, Fubuki
GEN 5THE FILTER GEN
Haven't Nene antis heard of, "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity?"
>>25598791>Why would you need a new desk every month?Twappi...
>>25598668anon I think we knew that when she bought a 10k piece of equipment for her roommates channel
>>25598763Yeah but I'm sure certain members aren't particularly fond of her "shitposting" There are girls who really take the idol stuff to heart and that content kinda diminishes their efforts a little.
>>25598717Go ahead and find a single pure zatsudan/singing Holo. Protip: you won't, because it isn't a fucking sustainable business model.
>>25598798I hope they talk with FROM a lot of the holos like souls games
>>25598808You want to be covered in cum?
I need the OGEY webm, it's an emergency.
>>25598766>>25598791You think Towa doesn't go through a desk a month?
>>25598767>intel kusogeIntel makes games?
>>25598771>https://twitter.com/AnimegirlENG/status/1293206186666450946i miss her like you wouldnt believe
>>25598639Time to move I guess
>>25598792haha r-right...
>>25598804https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
>>25598803Korone is named after coronet.They're both food.
>>25598727choco is retiring
>>25598822https://files.catbox.moe/run2bs.mp4
>>25598822https://files.catbox.moe/q1ctji.webm
>>25598822ogey
>>25598821Yes
>>25598792The fucking robot did.
pekonene kino when
>>25598831No...
>>25598792warranty can be worth it but thats it
>>25598648>3900XT>2080 SUPERgod i wish i had ASMR money
>>25598778>Hey bros hows it going my name is pewwwdepie and I'm here with a very special guest .... Kiryu Coco
Just how did Nene manage to filter out foreign viewers while Lamy actually managed to snag a live translator and sizeable foreign viewers /hlg/?Is it really the chink design?
>>25598798Sony only publish AAA movie games which holos aren't interested in.
>tfw went on nofap because I was starting to do it way too much per day>dont want to lewd holos anymore>instead I fall in love with them
>>25598717Fuck off you redditor
All the greetings from both JOPs and EOPs on nene's twitter is bad, will /hlg/ come up with a better one?
>nene ringfitGod just imagining the moans and heavy breaths are making me hard
>>25598852>hlgGOBACKFROMWHENCEYOUCAMEDEMON
>>25598824im talking about the i9 here, i know that marine doujin is good but stop getting distracted by it
m-muh EOP filler
>>25598727Aki is taking a break for a few days! She deserves it after the whirlwind of the past two weeks.
>>25598737They do, its a tea party, come hang outoh wait you cant into japanese? lol stay on botan then
>>25598717Coco and Marine are the cabaret queens and even they don't rely on just zatsudans, you're utterly delusional if you think any of Gen 5 can.
>>25598717Aqua and Ayame could kick 95% of the people in this threads ass.
>>25598844Lamy is cuter
>>25598844i refuse to watch nene based solely on the fact that her retarded ass doxxed her entire gen before they even debuted
>>25598853We havent seen her roomate yet either. How unfit is this retard??
>>25598853>not playing Ring Fit while watching them so you're also sweaty and pantingIt's like you don't even want max immersion.
>>25598842he changed his shtick to zoomer humor i believe
JSL's I kneel....
Will FBK do a guerilla stream for her 800k subscribers milestone like she did in the 700k?
>>25598854https://files.catbox.moe/1w5x1y.webm
>>25598844Foreigners flock to the sexy designs, so Nene is safe.
>>25598823She should rub two brain cells together and pay more for a sturdy desk instead of leaking money every month.
>>25598855Are you mentally handicapped?
>>25598867>We havent seen her roomate yetUh.
How the fuck do nips eat rice and say it's delicious? Is JP rice really that much tastier than the jasmine stuff I get at my local asian grocer?
>>25598867lol
>>25598853it's too bad she said it's sold out, hope this idiot finds a copy soon
>>25598882>How the fuck do nips eat rice and say it's delicious?because rice is fucking delicious?
>>25598727Pretty sure the other gens are making room for gen 5. And Aki switched to midnight streams to catch early burgerhours.
>>25598880https://files.catbox.moe/209umy.webm
>>25598869Ok see. How do you know this btw.
>>25598882yes although i cant cook it for fucking shit so maybe that's why
>three people in Nene's chat all translated the same sentence and nothing elseWhat the fuck are these people
>>25598650maybe for 3rd gen, there is NO WAY a huge kiryuu kazumafag like coco just happened to have applied when a dragon girl design was up for grabs
>>25598867She used to be an actual idol so I don't think she's that unfit
>>25598807About half of the L2D models have an issue, in my eyes, where the lack of connection drawn between their neck and jaw sometimes makes it look like either (a) they have a funky pencil neck or (b) their face is a flat surface floating in front of their neck, with actual connection. I noticed (b) recently when Towa was turning her head in her collab with Marine and now I can't unsee it.
>>25598853HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>25598882If you're rice doesn't stick together in glorious fluffy clumps, its fucking trash.
>>25598882what the fuck is wrong with you, rice is awesome
>>25598841both are overkill for anyone who doesnt stream. Unless you want to game at very high res and maintain 144+ fps then the gpu is needed
>>25598844she has no shtick and is trying to appeal to the lowest common denominator. you get lamommy, the ogre gamer, the reddit clown, and elizabeth bathory who are obvious with what kind of audience they're going for and nene just has nothing.
>>25598882I watch a lot of Korean dramas and they fucking take giant bowls of rice and just eat it plain... I don't get it????
>>25598882Rice has a stupidly high number of factors that determine texture and flavor and that's before you even cook it.
https://twitter.com/robocosan/status/1296276594957283329
>>25598804https://files.catbox.moe/ccy5jl.mp4
>Your Holo>What you believe they smell likeAkiVinyl/Plastic from her space stewardess outfit (Alchohol was too easy)
>image board>cant post images
>>25598882>t. i dont season my water or do things like use rice vinegar in my onigiri
>>25598896Coco was recruited, so she's a special case.
>>25598893You know rice cookers exist right?
>>25598812After this is another Shishiron zatsudanI can hear the seething already
>>25598903well duhi mean i wish i had that much money to just blow on such an overkill rig
>>25598893literally how?
>>25598835rrat
>>25598882Get a fancy rice cooker if don't already have one. Makes a works of difference
>>25598882Humor us. How do you prepare your rice?
>>25598909Is this the rice general thought it was hololive general
>>25598874guerilla retirement stream...
4D holos when so I can smell them
>>25598917>Doesn't even activate his rices
>>25598910Fight game players are getting in holos huh
>>25598882jap rice is good, but jasmine rice is delicious toomaybe you just suck at making it
>>25598924because im white>>25598920yes and even that still makes me feel sick after eating my own rice
im pretty sure rice outside of asia is a lot differentin america most people just buy instant rice which is nowhere near the same as asian rice. even chinese restaurants use instant rice here
>>25598908>be me korean>eating plain rice all day>dog wanders by>hmmm I wonder
>>25598915AloeLots of cum
>>25598915chocoyour mom
>>25598906Good, let my wife Nene be free off EOPs
>>25598893Are you that idiot who burnt his boiled eggs?
>>25598903one of these setups would also be amazing for 3d rendering and video editing
>>25598915shionmy penis
>>25598817Who?Suisei?She's talked about Haato favorably in her talks and they're close friends, and Matsuri is an "idol" in the same way Haato is. They both joke about being "seiso" or "perfect" idols.
>>25598906Honestly I've watched at least one full stream of each of Gen 5 and while I don't dislike Lammy I legitimately have only enjoyed Botan. I hope she doesn't fall into the rut of just playing whatever FotM game is out currently or play the same one game for 4 months on end like the other holos end up doing.
WHERe IS MIO
>>25598934Do you active your rice like you do your almonds and charcoal?
>>25598946no, i still dont know how the fuck that's possible
How is Astel holding up?
>>25598945im calling your wife fucking boring, anon. she better find something to do or else she's going to be the Aki of 5th gen
>>25598938>because im white????????the fuck does that have to with anything
>>25598939what the fuck is instant rice, that sounds awful
>>25598950ummmm b-b-based!?
>>25598916bit late today anon
>>25598882>Is JP rice really that much tastier than the jasmine stuff I get at my local asian grocer?Try buying some Japonica rice, or maybe Calrose rice. Wash it properly and cook it properly. If you really aren't sold on the taste as-is, maybe put a bay leaf or two on top of it before closing the cooker.Generally I much prefer noodles to rice, but well-made rice is an essential complimentary flavor to so many dishes, there's no excuse to not know how to make good rice.
Nene said spaghetti
>>25598958Astelbro...
>>25598844nene has a live trans too
>>25598938Holy shit anon what? Try learning how to cook it then? There's more to it than just adding plain water. The taste and texture changes tremendously depending on that
>>25598901>>25598902>>25598887Mine sticks together enough that I can eat it with chopsticks. But it's rice. There's a mild flavor and it smells nice but I can't imagine eating it on its own. >>25598927I rinse it until the water runs clear, then ~1.75 parts water per 1 part rice by volume. The rice cooker does the rest.
>not collandering their riceI bet you don't even like rice
>>25598938>because im whiteI can't believe western civilization couldn't grasp the concept of prepared foods.
>>25598915PekoraSweat, baked pastry, with a very slight urine smell
>>25598953botan said shes waiting for computer parts to come in and set up a real game streaming stationshe played fall guys so she could at least do something fununtil then
>>25598899If that bothers you never watch Luna. She basically looks like a paper face glued on a ball head.It's because the seam where the "face" section meets the "head" section has a sharply defined edge, which makes the fact that it's two separate pieces obvious.
>>25598939What the fuck is instant rice?
>>25598946>burnt his boiled eggs?kek
Everything is fine in the Holohouse, until one day tragedy strikes. Coco was getting up to empty our her pee cup during a toilet RTA, when she suddenly got a phone call. She placed the cup on the counter to answer the call, and forgot to dump it out. Meanwhile, Suisei was on her way to the kitchen for a drink when she saw the cup and thought it was a delicious cup of ringo juice. Thinking it was a gift from Kanata, she drank it down in one gulp. Coco arrived in horror to find the cup empty, and when she tried to explain what happened to Suisei she just began to scream loudly and the two began to fight. Meanwhile in her room Kanata wondered why today was so quiet and uneventful.
what did watame do now to make /hlg/ seethe?
>>25598952ehh nobody is friends with haato she even alienated miko, who has a big crush on her, by screaming FAQ at her until they just ended the call.
>>25598882I throw basmati rice in a rice cooker with tiny bit of salt and a spoonful of butter and that's how I make rice. It's pretty good.
>>25598971You don't season it?
>>25598882Japanese rice is tasteless mush and i'll never fucking understand it. Good rice is full of garlic and delicious.
It brings me great satisfaction to see Nene's chat being almost entirely Japanese.
>>25598862>Ayamewho
>>25598987Watamefags can't stop spamming their meme
>>25598938please, please. I mean this genuinely. Go back to twitter.
>>25598939american calrose rice is trash compare to asian one
>>25598961>>25598984wtf do you guys really not have instant rice where you live?
>>25598915Aki is into sents, I think she'd be wearing some while streaming for fun
>>25598818Technically Sora but she also did game a few game stream and AZKi but she doesnt even do zatsudan
>>25598938>because im whiteThat's not an excuse for being bad at cooking bro.
>>25598959>boring>Has cute dumb stories from her past revealing her charmsShe already has higher viewcount than Lamy who has the highest sub count.
You fags are still talking about rice just to troll me, well the threads about to die anyways no talking about rice in the next one okay
>>25598967They're still playing so he's still alive. Will Leona be the first girl Astel going to invite in?
>>25598984Rice that cooks instantly
>Polka 12k>Lamy 16k>Nene 18kClownbros...
>>25598960He's american and everything is based on race for them.
>>25598960There are four types of white people ranked for the best to worst:1. Meds 2. Nords 3. Slavs4. G*rmansMaybe he is the four one
>>25598915HaachamaRight now? Probably energy drinks
>>25598913Thank you.
>>25598882I eat rice nearly everyday, it goes along with almost any food.I'm not even asian.Stop buying cheap garbage I guess?
>>25598998no, unironically what the fuck is instant rice, I have never seen it in my lifet. singaporean
>>25598915aquababy cologne
>>25598998Why would you even touch instant rice if you have access to regular rice?
literally never used twitter once in my life
>>25598988Miko is a creepy lesbo and Haato is right to ghost her.
>>25598998its really bad, it always ends up so mushy
>>25598991this is why you smell like pooland
>>25599004Ricechads , rise up
>>25597759>Suisei and Roberu zatsudan collabTomaranai idolm@ster, they'll be so into it it'll make you think their video is a part of the im@s franchise 15th anniversary celebration
>>25599013its like instant ramen, but with rice.
>>25598998I am neither of the people you are responding to.I am white and grew up in Texas.I have never heard rice called "instant" before?
>>25598975why are you faggots talking about rice? this is a hololive threadi'm sure there's some board dedicated to cooking you can fuck off to
It brings me great satisfaction to see Nene appealing to her eop viewers despite her chat being almost entirely Japanese.
You don't enjoy plain white rice cause you aren't oriental. It is just that simple.
>>25599014>baby cologneWhat?
>>25599009Hitler was german tho.
>>25599009>Meds>blancoWritten by an Ib*rian
>>25598931Noel...
>im sharing this board with people who can't cook riceit boggles the mind
>>25598915> Polka> Cheap perfume and elephant shit
>>25598915PekoraDepends, She smells girly when she goes out but she's mostly cooped up all day, I wanna smell her after a 10 hour RTA
>>25599007Polka stream when everyone in Japan was sleeping
>>25599008makes sense
>>25598915AyameSakura blossoms, a little bit of sweat and cat smell
>>25598915CocoDelicious sweat
>>25599004nah, this is rice general now
Please tell me that you guys, wash your rice and then fried every grain in a small amount of olive oil, before boiling it in water.
>>25598794*thousandI thought he was stupid, but I guess I can't speak for others.
>>25597759everyone who isn't heavily into im@s will get filtered
>>25599023the minute rice? red box?
>>25599004A'ight.
>>25599013very popular in China when I was a kid. just pour water https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySjXAkK9TMY
>>25598939>instant riceWhat?Just buy rice, the fuck
>>25598992yeah we get you hate EOPsnow shut the fuck up about it already
>>25598975You don't need to just fill the pot with water, pour out the grey and repeat until its mostly clear, no need to dirty a colander. Hell you can skip this whole step for brown rice.
>>25598844It is the chink design. If Dragon Ball or Ranma 1/2 were released today you would have so much shitposting
>>25599033>people here can't cook rice, boil eggs, or even speak English properlyJesus.
Miko is really into boy you can tell
>>25599025Powerful dollar can't stop winning>Powerful dollar can't stop winningPowerful dollar can't stop winning>Powerful dollar can't stop winning
>>25599029uh?
>>25598984I think it's the stuff that you just nuke for 3 minutes and you have cooked rice.The holohouse folks were talking about it since the figured it would be more convenient with everybody eating at different times due to stream schedules.
>>25599004mogu mogu motherfucker
>>25599009based>>25598991t. pajeet
I can't cook rice because I don't like it
Did anyone buy the holo perfumes?
>>25598986Kek.
Nene probably smells nice
>>25599016meant for >>25598996>>25599008also im not american so way to out yourself as a eurofag who cant stop thinking about them
>>25599047I also never been to a walmart, is that like one of those microwave-ready stuff in the frozen section?
This is sad desuhttps://twitter.com/Sio_Kusunoki/status/1296292542057607168>She's not apologizing>I must attempt to take her accounts
You guys wash your rice after cooking it right?
>>25599030yes and no
>>25599014>baby cologne>cologneYou weirdo.
Roberu 3D when
>>25599069perfumes sound gay what are you a fag
Idol...
>>25599069>holo perfumesso its just gamer girl pee?
>>25598862>Aqua and Ayame could kick 95% of the people in this threads ass.Where to sign up?
Nene just cant stop winning
>>25599060She's into 2D girls, because 3DPD is disgusting.
>>25598992I know right? Those 分かる、いいね、えー really elevate the experience.
>>25599047Oh that's what "instant" means? Yeah I've seen it in a grocery store before but I've never bought it. It normally comes in these one-serving boxes, which is completely cost-inefficient compared to just... a normal bag of rice? You know?
>>25598953Funny considering Botan is the only one I stopped following. I can't stand her grandma laughter.
Catbox ded... I want to post a screen of a cute couple.
>>25599044i get my rice from a monk who bathes every grain on a pristine pool of cheetos every morning at exactly 3:42 am