/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Get raped by the succubus!

i still think i was too hasty for devil to be in here but she's alright

Remember.
Trust a loli.
Make a folly.

>>25570512
Those are some pretty diverse tastes anon, they're kind of all over the place.

>>25570520
folly is pronounced foal-ly?

>>25570534
i like lots of things but i like fish the most

>>25570544
Nope.
Fol-i

>>25570544
>>25570563
Welcome to English

>>25570422
nth for tailpussy

You can date a ghost. It's completely legal and the ultimate thrill.

Friendly reminder to give your young monstergirl daughters cum baths at least once a week to keep them healthy and happy as they grow!

GO
TO
SLEEP

>>25570614
how bout lots of love and sleeping between mom and dad instead?

>>25570637
Can I ask ms. lich to make me into an undead so I don't need to sleep.

>>25570637
z

What makes NotEgypt so fucking good?

>>25570678
The bountiful tracks of land.

>>25570678
Beastgirls
Just like any other great locale.

>>25570678
>>25570711
Tan skin, light eyes, or light hair.

>>25570678
The fact that every Monster, even the lazy Crocodiles, are worshiped.

>>25570667
>>25570686
wrong thread

>>25570422
I want to punish hellhounds butt.

>>25570761
The light eyes don't care about life!

>>25570678
Dark skin mixed with other light features and ancient egyptian aesthetics being god tier and screaming hedonism.

>>25570769
It's even better when you, as a foreigner, don't worship them immediately, causing them to get flustered when you treat them like normal people.

The worth of a woman is measured in the thickness of their tail.

>>25570667
I"d still do her

>>25570949
what about slimes and the like that can grow their tails at will? Sure the body part might be a short stack because all her mass is in one giant huge tail

>>25570949
I follow this code

>>25570678
Tanned skin

I want to pour a bottle of wine up a Chechire's ass and then buttfuck her until she's so drunk that she couldn't find the floor if she tripped.

>>25570949
That's good to know.

>>25570637
Forced naps

I want a raiju to tape an egg vibe to her clit and grind that on my penis while giving me zappy kisses

Why haven't you impregnated an elf anon?

>>25570949
No way that thing is real. It's huge! There's no way it'll fit in my hands!

>>25571150
Because elves are dogshit?

>>25571150
Good elves are too hard to find.

>>25570520
Trust a loli
Make more lolis

>>25570949
Of course.

>>25571117
I want to ambush interviewed by this Ratatoskr.

Also there's one monster girl species in particular I'd impregnate.

>>25571231
Remember that jinkos deserve multiple, large pregnancies.

If a cheshire keeps accidentally forgetting her clothes when teleporting to my room she better bring a spare change of clothes for me to give her so I don't have to keep giving her my shirts

Impregnate foxes.

>>25571307
Only if it is a thick, large fox.

>>25571303
>accidentally

>>25571205
>"Anon recent allegations have you slated as a fluffy tail deviant, are these rumors true?"

>>25571303
>accidentally forgetting her clothes
what if she accidentally forgot teleport her skin?

>>25571337
I want a mega oppai rata that has to cover the holst lands.

>>25571303
All she will give you is a pair of panties for you to jerk off with and give to her

>>25571337
I don't trust these things

>>25570512
>myconid
BASED

ratas have cute little hands

>>25571357
>ll she will give you is a pair of panties for you to jerk off with

>>25571231
One jinko may already be bad enough but imagine the troubles if you had multiples of them!

>>25571357
what happens if I don't cum on them and just keep them ready for when she teleports

>>25571307
Only do anal with foxes; impregnate Tanukis.

>>25571398
Adult Jinkos know how to behave. Loli Jinkos may be little rascals, but they're too cute to be mad at them.

I want to be gentle dommed by a big muscle hound!

>>25570711
Beware the ancient sphinxes. They're not as lackadaisical as their modern cousins.

>>25571546
What if I start asking her riddles instead

Deer pussy.

>>25570678
Economic opportunities!
They have looking for foreigner men to put in the slave trad-er i mean personal service industry!

>>25571565
They'd better be good. It's going to go poorly if you trot out some riddles she's already heard several hundred times before.
People are very bad at being original.

>>25571117
I just realized that you have to put your cock between her breasts as a way to greet them, my momster told me that's what you should do to greet monsters with large bosoms!

>>25571150
She said that I have to be a registered sex slave to be allowed to make children with her in her village.

>>25571357
and she'll wear them while it's soaking in your smelly cum

>>25571515
What will you do to make sure she doesn't become tempted to go aggressive since she's in control?

>>25571691
Try not to cry and then cry a lot.

>>25571691
Go deredere on her

>Granny fox is actually 16 years old
>Loli fox is actually 1600 years old

>>25571337
I cannot confirm, nor deny such accusations. Perhaps such things wouldn't be a problem if they didn't have their mofu uncovered and exposed for the world to see.

>>25571898
why are they being so tricky

>>25571910
I want to be bullied by big fluffy tails

>>25571934
Fox courtship has become complicated over the ages.

I'm spooked and scared and alone and overcome by strange and confusing emotions... primarily confusion.

I wish my waifu was hear to laugh at my silliness, pat my head and give me a hug.

>>25571973
Woah! Cool trick, Fox Kimono!

>>25572047
It's always a strange feeling to jerk off to gay stuff for the first time but you'll get over it

>>25572096
That's not a Kimono

>>25570422
>This beach is really nice, isn't it? Master~

>>25572180
>showing off her armpit pussy
what a kinky slut

>>25572148
I haven't done that since...
I mean, this was something different. I watched some scary shit I shouldn't have and got spooked.
>tfw no scary movie night as an excuse to cuddle with your waifu

>>25572180
>beaches and shores

>>25572180
Now that is a maidly bust.

>>25571936
>local Anon drowns in mofu
>he claimed he wouldn't have it any other way

>>25572148

If the Fox does not have a free Cat, then I won't go out with her.

>>25572370

>>25570637
>impatient Nightmare who wants in your dreams

>>25572180
Why is that Kiki so fat?

>>25572424
Its her master's fetish.

>>25572465
well im going to punch her master on the dick

no homo

Some of my shit isn't on anubis so I'm gunna post them real quick to try and get them there, don't mind me. Feel free to read if you want.
Beauty and the Banchou Pt.3 (only part 1 and 2 are there for some reason)
https://pastebin.com/4uG11evc
S.T.A.L.K.E.R:Anomoly greentext [monstergirls]
https://pastebin.com/M9GVpn3s
The Decadence of the Dark Elves
https://pastebin.com/wbHGi5h6
Yama the Undefeated
https://pastebin.com/mQkazSvy

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to wave at bumble-san as she goes about her business.
It may not seem like it but making sure that all the flowers get pollinated is hard work.

>>25572719
I would take her more seriously if she didn’t seem to bump into something every five steps.

>>25572836
Hey, just because she has a dopey grin and walks around with her eyes closed doesn't mean she's dumb!

She just takes it easy!
It comes with being a big bee like her.

>>25572180
Um, isn't this beach where men get molested and gangbanged to shitty rape music by horny college student mamono while drinking and partying?

>>25572895
How is her hair behind her third eye?

if we have a black harpy, then we should have a white harpy

>>25572816
Suomi slimes!

>>25572968
We have angels. I love black harpies.

>>25573078
Do you come with the car?

I like to think that if hummingbird harpies were a thing they would get into gang wars with fairies.

>>25573078
Miss please get your paws off my FC, you're going to get hair on it

>>25573134
Dude look at her, she must be 9 feet tall. You sure you wanna mouth off like that?

>>25573076
>I wonder what shiny objects I can find today?!

>>25573155
>black harpy spies a shiny object on the ground from way high up
>swoops down to grab it
>turns out it was a loli Kobold in a rubber suit

What's she going to do, snug me?

>>25573200
Meant to reply to
>>25573142

>>25573200
No she wants to rape you

>>25573221
Worse

She's going to smug you!

I don't have any smug dogs

>>25573238
>>25573200
Push the button, Frank

Who is objectively the best monstergirl for no lewd cuddles?

>>25573283
dorome

>>25573306
you forgot to post the other ones

>>25573245
I press Smug and Snug buttons at the same time

>>25572968
There are no white birds

>>25573200
I want Snug hugs from smug bugs

>>25573344
You know not what you ask for

I need a metalhead flowkelp STAT

>>25570422
>Essentially with the war between the demon lord and the Order heating up, a lot of co-exsistent/neutral nations end up forming a federation has a means of mutual defense and trade.
Yea or nay?

>>25573454
I have disdain for anything that represents the order as the slightest consideration.

>>25573238
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>>25573362
Seagulls? Doves?

>>25573675
doves are grey

>>25571337
What a man and his wife do in their home is between them.

I need a story and or art of viccy getting her ass pounded

>After marrying a demon, she has you marking signatures on thousands of contracts with your semen, aggressively
>She practically has every divine right to dictate every aspect of you life at that point since you can't violate and break any demon contract

>>25571602
she seems soft. would cuddle. shame about the no horns.

>>25574028
I'm not in the mood. Maybe some other day.

>>25573362
Pelicans disagree

>ywn be a jacked construction worker with a mega cock, ready to destroy a passing-by 8 year old familiar's tight, little-girl butthole after work and unleash a massive load to cumflate her so she can walk to school the next morning with a full tummy and smells strongly like semen.

>>25574028
based.

Who have stronger abs, Mermaids or Lamias? Or is that Lamiae?

>>25574713
Krakens.

>>25574775
The jomsviking Kraken!

What does anal with a sandworm feel like?

>>25574983
Spicy. Eh? EH?

>>25575108
what's in that box

>>25575132
Your Dullahan waifu's head

>>25575144
Is she Captain Fathead?

>>25575166
She has books and snacks to keep her entertained during transit.

>>25575180
That doesn't sound like 'RAPE'.

>>25575144
but I don't have a dullahan waifu? Or do I?

>>25575210

>>25575203
Play jack in the box music while you open it to get in the mood.

Are verbal agreements considered binding contracts to demons?

>>25575226
Headless nee-san

>>25575210
>Or do I?
now I'm imagining vsauce but with monstergirls

>>25573245
If you don’t want smug, just replace the sign. It’s completely exploitable and fool proof!

>>25575322
What would you write before pushing the button?

>>25573283
My waifu, who can aggressively enforce the non-lewd on me if she pleases.

>>25575341
Snek

>>25575341
Sneed

>>25575341
+1 imp

>>25573675
>tfw no thicc seagull to sit on the pier and catcall you until you share your fries with her

>>25575341
c u n n y

>>25575341
Emergency dominatrix summon

Which monster girls have autism?

>>25575341
ugleh

>>25575316
>vsauce but with monstergirls
That would make "where are your fingers" a totally different intro

I like this better.

>>25575526
2 legged style is utter perfection I'd stay pure for that unicorn

>>25575526
Words cannot express how much I agree with this. Horsepussy has it's time and place, but those are not when connected to the top half of a humanoid lady.

would an undead reindeer girl be called a wight horn

>>25575258
If they're recorded, yes. Then an audio transcript can be provided in lieu of a signature.

>>25575341
>No lewd zone

>>25575648
Only if she's got giant spectral horns.

>>25572180
Shog is better

Why do goblins want to have sex with me so badly? Is it because i'm a physically weak, rich, and fertile man?

We have talked before about how the world would respond to the portals opening but how would the monster girls themselves respond to our world?

>>25576253
>Leglocked completely in less than a second.
Rabbits are scary.

>>25576253
That rabbit is kinda yikes

>>25570637
>Nightmare and Weresheep duo
DEVIOUS

>>25576253
Why do Japanese people do this weird thing where they kiss by just sticking their tongues out?

>>25575526
Agreed.

>>25575526
fucking normie 3dpd lover get out

>>25576253
Initial excitement by the prospect of new rich "hunting grounds", followed by confusion (disappointment?).
Every hellhound "invading" instantly finds herself surrounded by submissive males begging her to be dominated, demons having a hard time doing their usual corruption thing when there's a horde of women asking for that rumored life of eternal youth and sex and so on.
Eventually our world is known as the easy mode for lazy monsters and this continues for several decades, until majority of people living in civilized countries are no longer humans.
They'd probably have to come up with more efficient and larger-scale monsterization methods to keep up with the demand.

>>25576849
Why would they be dissipointed? They come to get husbands not oppress.

>>25574713
Who is the best monster girl in one piece?

>>25577299
Big tiddy Snow Harpy astronomer gf

>>25572687
>Human cave dwellers
I feel like that's a bit of a stretch. Just cuz we took shelter there doesn't really mean we lived underground.

Goofy story, goofy premise, I liked it. The elf fears the indoor headpatter.

>>25577325
TOO MUCH LEG

>>25575526
Undeniably correct.

>>25577299
Ulti is dumb. DUMB!

>>25576849
>there's a horde of women asking for that rumored life of eternal youth and sex and so on.
I mean, I doubt that, unless they don't really understand what that future entails.

>>25573076

>>25577398
All that talk about "muh human pride" will fly out of the window as soon as you get presented with a perspective of perfectly care-free life, without having to worry about your health and such, with the only requirement being giving and receiving pleasure.
Even if you subtract successful people, there would be millions of unhappy wageslaves willing to accept anything to get out of their current way of life.
Same with incubization, even here some people are freaked out by it, but there's no way any man would actually refuse this when given a chance in reality.

>>25577398
Sure since humans are exactly the ultra-responsible, farsighted and reasonably xenophobic collectivists all those HFY greens make them out to be.

>>25577595
Yeah but it's not eternal youth and sex without consequences. And I'm not confident they'd go for it if it meant shacking down with undesirable guys because the whole dating game's going to be thrown out of wack. Realistically harems are going to be the vast minority, just because of how monsters are overwhelming monogamous and sensitive to mana. You can see this because there are girls who's racial identity is literally to enable harems. Kind of implies you're trying to head up creek without a paddle if you do it without bicorn/ smoke hobo intervention. So every woman's a 10/10 now, but the guys remain the same, and they're not just sleeping around anymore, they're getting tied down and soon only 9/10s are available, then 8s and 7s. While all the girls are still 10/10.

More crucially by this point their mentalities have completely changed and they're absolutely leap for the chance to date down just to snag a husband of their own. I think if modern women actually realised this, they'd be more hesitant.

Odds are they'll not consider any of this though.

>>25577299
Monet

>>25577682

>>25577299

>>25576253
Time to breed a bunny

>>25577838
She started so smol

>>25577688
They cease to give a shit about "undesirability" once they're monsters. And since monsters don't care, that means that these women would have to compete with them regardless of their target "tier." String along blue-collar-Joe for five months and he's just going to get nabbed by a monster that decided he was The One.
The only way to beat them is to join them. And become an 11/10 in the process, what a shame.

>>25576802
What?

>>25577997
>They cease to give a shit about "undesirability" once they're monsters
You evaded the crux of my argument. If they're actually aware of this BEFORE becoming monsters, I question if they'd so unilaterally say yes.

>>25577947
In anime, bunnies breed you

>>25578322
Who says they would be aware of this? It's not like demons and other MGs specializing in monsterization would sell this as "reject your humanity and settle for less", it would be "reject your humanity, become a superhuman".
They'd see a bunch of happy 10/10 MG + average male couples and think "how sweet, but I'll get my perfect 10/10 man with that new body" (remember now they have to compete with bombshell MGs for men).
Then their perspective gets shifted and said perfect 10/10 is now some unattractive (by her old standards) guy she would never look at before and the cycle goes on.
Few would actually notice this and even fewer would reject this deal after realizing it, especially those whose biological clock starts ticking louder and louder.

Do you like small squirrels?

>>25578470
Eh, while I don't know if I really put more stock in general female intelligence, I'm sure some ideologically motivated fag will point it out to them.

Much as I'd like it I question the reality of monster kind being able to come raging into our lives on the back of some ideological blitzkrieg.

Maybe they get us before we're able to actually collectively think about the consequences. Dark matter nuke New York, Berlin, Shanghai and India and that's pretty much the whole world done.

>>25577682
>humans are exactly the ultra-responsible, farsighted and reasonably xenophobic collectivists all those HFY greens make them out to be.
After all the undesirables are dealt with and/or prohibited from procreating and eugenic programms set in - yes they will be.

How do you feel about nightmare waifus?

>>25578641

>>25577688
>Yeah but it's not eternal youth and sex without consequences
List the negative consequences please.

>>25578654

>>25578670

>>25578664
You don't get to sleep around anymore

>>25578708
Well fuck me sideways it's time for monster genocide then

>>25577757
I would spend years eating out that old fox's pussy with eager excitement
I would spend decades making out with her butthole with unrelenting fervor
I would spend centuries licking the inside of her mouth with absolute passion
I would spend millennia shoving my rock, hard cock into every hole of hers with pure, unadulterated lust

>>25578726
You're severely mistaken.

>Draw a human
>Put it in a costume
>Call it a monster

>>25578789
>implying cucking and getting cucked isn't what makes us human and isn't an integral part of our culture that actually allows us to grow as people
Heresy

>>25578818
?

>>25578848
!

>>25578865
!...?-??

>"yo anon-chan I noticed you got a new haircut, nice..."
>"how about this weather, pretty hot recently huh..."
>"I smelled something tasty from outside your house last night, oh uh not that I was stalking or anything I got plenty of guys I milk, haha, they beg for my tail..."
>"You haven't been responding to any of my texts, just wanna see if you're well..."
>awkward silence
>"I'm gonna rape you now"

>>25578937
Do you ave loicense for all those ellipses?

>>25578937
Lady, just skip straight to
>"I'm gonna rape you now"

Living Dolls are the best!
Porcelain dolls, mannequins, raggedy dolls, scarecrows, plushies.
I want to have all the doll girls!

>>25578937
>Tries to hit on anon like she should
>Fail
>Just go back to raping
Her succubus teacher must be pretty frustrated that she's going to have to stay in "don't rape people" class for another semester.

Who do you think has the best underwear, Shirokuto or Momonika?

>>25579077
My wife.

>>25579077

Shirokuto because bloomers.

>>25579077
The various baphomets legitimately are not that interesting. Why do you always bring them up?

>>25579301
That's wrong though

>>25579318
Runya Runya is very molestable

>>25579327
All bapho’s are sexy in their own ways. Runya just happens to be in denial about her appeal.

>>25579318
>>25579327

Shiro > Grelia > Runya > Marune > Baph-sama > Kuro > Ropu > Momo

>>25579318
Yeah, not interesting. The assorted organisations are a little interesting, the baphos themselves, meh.

>>25579364
I disagree.

Bapho-chan > Runya Runya > Shirokuto > Ropurotto > Kuroferuru > Grelia > Momonika > Marune

>>25579364
To me the sexiest ones are the ones who don’t see themselves as sexy lolis. So Shiro, Runya, and Greilia really are the best. I want to have them strip slowly while embarrassed.

>>25579357
Runya is the kinda girl you molest when she's sleeping and you're cuddled up with her

>>25579318
Could use more individual art of the baphs. I only have a few pictures and it's mostly Kuro and Ropu.

>>25579528
Sadly most people don’t commission these adorable lolis much. If I were braver I’d probably go to Skeb. But Twitter or DA is better for English speakers, but not necessarily for getting lolis.

>>25575341
Tailpussy radar

>>25577343

>Mamono can only give birth to female offspring.


I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a monster daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a monster girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little monster girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect monster girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a monster daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

>>25579578
>Sadly most people don’t commission these adorable lolis much
That's because they aren't interesting.

>>25579762
>so she can go and get ravaged by another man
But it's the man who's going to get ravaged by her, not the other way around.

>>25579762

>>25579408
I respect our difference in opinion and that's only partially because our top threes are very similar.

Cows are for udderzuri.

>>25579077
ropu has the most delicious underwear

>>25580052
>>25579284

Can it really be considered underwear when they don't wear it underneath anything?

Do I need to defeat a lizardgirl to make her join my adventuring party? Or does she join willingly and then just keeps challenging me?

>>25580175
Either or.

>No druid girl gf who can turn into various beastgirls
It would be even better if her general physique shifted too.
>Tight athletic catgirl form
>Large buff beargirl form
>Bottom heavy harpy form
>Tall wild wolf form

>>25580502
all monsters should wear anus window underwear

Those damn Onis are up to no good again.

>>25571173
Look guy a Alp in the making

>>25578512
Is there such a thing as big squirrels?

>>25580867
Of course, the tall leggy ratas are the best messengers.

>>25579762
>you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy
Atleast with a monster daughter it might be only half of that time.

>>25581381
I wonder if mamono mana resolves the problems that come from a stagnant gene pool?

>>25580731
The raid on Onigashima has begun!

yuel's pussy is for making babies

>>25580867

>>25581463
>that manface
pfthahahaha holy shit

>>25580867
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_giant_squirrel

>>25581538
>Manface
Looks like a slightly masculine jaw but that's about it. I suppose her nose is a little too sharp. The eyes are feminine though.

>>25581463

Shortest raid ever.

>>25581553
>Least Concern
Fuckin' what? I guess india is all jungle and shit and squirrels are pretty smart and adaptable, but those are some fine ass coats. Surprised they're not skinned and eaten into extinction.

>>25579762
>so she can go and get ravaged by another man
>not fucking her yourself
What a pleb

>>25581502
>Ragnarok online
Pretty sure its Dryad was what got me into monster girls and midriffs

>>25581680
newfag

>>25581612
>The eyes are feminine though.
Bargaining stage

>>25579842
Didnt know you can access Mamono 4chan

>>25580731
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2218392

>>25581701
>1/3 and having a more defined jaw is more androgynous than anything
I see where you're coming from but it's honestly a bit of a stretch.

>>25581729
He's just insecure

>>25579842
God sometimes I wish I had drawfag powers. Can some one draw a hobbit girl smoking a pipe?

>>25581729
Not really it isn't. At this point it's just Katakuri without the stitch marks

>>25575341
Skub

>>25581756
You can, after you stop being a little bitch and learn how to draw.

>>25581772
Her head's too slim. Also,
>wan piss

>>25581821
Got better things to do.

>>25581749
>Alp calling man face on everything due to looking really androgynous themselves
I want to tease a alp so damn badly.

>>25575341
tonguejobs

>>25581826
>Got better things to do.
No you don't, kek

>>25581842
Stroking an Alp's tail and seeing them bite their lip!

>>25575341
Undead.

>>25581870
Of course I do, I'm procrastinating on writing, how is that not more important?

>>25581842
Confident Alps are a force to be reckoned with though

>alpshit
>>>/y/

>>25581953
>He still has 2014 era posting standards

>>25581920
>Try to tease a confident Alp
>You and your dick gets bullied instead

I hope she doesn't go too hard on me, I don't deal with getting bullied well.

Well what are you waiting for? Drink up!

>>25581953
Hello tourist

>>25581967
>>25581981
Hello twitter tourists

>>25581975
What do you even have to do to make poor kiki behave like that
try to get another maid?

>>25581975
Thank you Kiki, I could use a drink.

>>25581967
A true gentleman. He still holds on to the old /a/ posting standards. Despite the world and board changing around him, he stands as a constant against and says "No! You cannot like what I don't like!"
God speed that magnificent faggot.

>>25582018
The threads were better, if you prefer them now then you're probably a faggot

>>25581975
I already drank it, she just haven't caught up yet.

>>25581975
That tail wag is suspicious, which is precisely why I'm going to immediately drink it all up

>>25582031
They were never good, so you just have to pick your poison.

>>25582048
>That tail wag is suspicious
Kikis probably never wags their tails unless they are extremely excited by something

>>25582065
It's always only had to be less shit than everywhere else. And it still is, which is why I'm still here. I unironically miss the big shitstorms.

>>25582174
What the fuck are you doing all the way out there shoggy

>>25580867
>>25581553
I wish I had a 2m tall buff Rata

>>25581998

>>25582318
Master did something terrible to her didn't he
I mean no way kik would do something like this for no reason

>>25582217
she's mary shoggins

>>25582352
Just a typical kiki relationship I'm afraid.
>this post brought to you by Shoggoth Society for Solitary Slimes

>>25582174
>See my waifu outside in the yard
>Slip on my sandals and head out to her
>She's got all her eyes looking skyward
>I ask her what she's looking at
>"Nothing", she replies
I know when to leave well enough alone

>>25581707
Where do you think I leech internet from?

>>25582474
kek

>>25582474
I'm Mary Shoggins y'all!

>>25581756
Don't know why you (you)'d me, but here?

>>25582679
>He doesn't know
But cheers anon.

>>25582723
No problem. Need to start drawing, or at least doodling again anyways.

>>25582771
It's because the original meme about daughters pictures Samwise Gamgee smoking a pipe

>>25582798
Oh wait, it wasn't sam, it was one of the other ones. Shit.

>>25582798
Huh.

>>25581667
They are rodents and breed as such

>>25583277
Yeah but most rodents don't have fuckin' rich brown coats with golden streaks.

>>25582798
>Sam

>>25582474
I'd marry Mary Shoggings and make her merry

>>25582476
Lies and slander!

post fluffy

>>25582872
Do you seriously not know who's who in Lord of the Rings? That's not very cash money of you, I even know the orcs' names.

>>25583363
I imagine if dwarven shortstacks are standing paizuri height, then halflings/hobbits are standing blowjob height.

>>25583435
In old country, Kiki also take out trash. In old country, trash walk on two feet.

>>25583510
I know all the names, I just tend to forget the actors, it's been a long ass time.
> I even know the orcs' names.
Next level. I only remember Lurtz. I'm pretty sure that's the name of the uruk that got Boromir to 'blow his horn.'

>>25583498

>>25583561
Yes. Ugluk was the leader of the Uruk-hai who took Merry and Pippin, Grishnak was the uruk from Mordor who tried to snatch them away.
Gorbag was the guy in charge of Cirith-Ungol and Shagrat was in charge of Minas Morgul. The movie really shafted my boyz, they were basically different characters altogether.
Yeah I like orcs.

>>25583623
Based. I like the pale orc because I'm partial to oc donuts
>You'll never be captured by an orcish warband
>You'll never find out the lewd way what they mean by meat being back on the menu

>>25583669
Azog was in the appendices to LotR though, he's a Tolkien creation.

>>25581975
Who made it, Kikimora-chan?

>>25583771
Well he was in the hobbit wasn't he? Gotta admit he's a bit of a donut. Not that I'm complaining, Although it has nothing to do with snow far as I know, I like pale variants.

Wife-training bootcamp is a harsh, grueling experience.

>>25584002
In the movies, yes. In the book they called him a goblin.

Zug zug

>>25584085
They have a babe troll!

>>25584022

>>25584222
I love this.

>>25570422
I don't trust this wan.

>>25584352
Failing to differentiate a hellhound cosplaying as kobold from kobold cosplaying as a hellhound could have painful consequences

>>25584434
Because they they would be in character?

>>25570422
>read new yananon story
>armpits
>male bondage
>glove-fucking
Fuck off to /d/ already holy shit

>>25584434
>painful
You mean wonderful.

>>25584641
What's /d/ about armpits? Women's armpits are erotic

>"Elves? What's the point? They're just humans with pointy ears."
>"Why would anyone bother with a dark elf anyway? If you want an elven girl just go for a wood elf or high elf, if you want an aggressive girl just nab an orc."
>"Stupid, lousy thievin' knife-ear!"
>"I hear dark elves just wanna tie you up and make ya fuck your own daughters? No thanks."
>"Too monster-y for human-lovers, too human for monster-lovers."
>"At least dwarves you can depend on."
>"Pointy ears are gross."

>>25584641

>Male bondage is /d/

What? Men getting tied up is kind of a staple here.

>>25584055
Really? Wow. Were orcs a thing by the writing of the hobbit or was it all just goblins, and orcs were a later thing? I'm not as well red on tolkien lore as I'd like. Was Azog a pale goblin then? Or was the pale thing just cinema wank?

>>25584694
tanned 'elves' with blonde hair is the most normie-tier of elves

>>25584641
Whats wrong with male bondage

>Her Highness has been trying her best to speak your language based on the books she has obtained about you and any visiting scholars she can coax into the palace. Suffice it to say, I think she will be disappointed to find how little all her tutelage has done for her grasp of the language…”
>She’s read the book you published in collaboration with the College of Admaz on your language and culture cover to cover a dozen times. To say she is fascinated by the concept of your world and presence here would be an understatement.”
I really like Magus' idea of mg's in another dimension being earthaboos. It would be fun to talk to a monster who is genuinely interested in where you're from

>>25584780
>We lived in a world so horrid we dreamed about you

>>25584780
I want to teach the extradimensional monsters the joys of cucking a man.

>>25584729
Tolkien considered orcs and goblins the same thing but decided to change the name to "orc" because that had less pre existing cultural connotations than goblins did. Which is ironic considering how in doing so he basically created the cultural connotation for what orcs are

>>25584730
your mom

>>25584694
elves are gonna rise up and capture all men

>>25584729
The Hobbit was originally never intended to be part of the Middle-Earth stuff at all, so it has various differences. Azog was specifically referred to as "a great orc" in the aforementioned appendices, but he was a goblin at the time the Hobbit was written.
Also the Noldor used to be called gnomes.

>>25584672
They're fucking armpits. It's a weird fetish, just saying.

>>25584720
>>25584738
I mean maybe I'm going overboard but the other two are still pretty /d/-tier.

Discord must be leaking again

>>25584925
Actually glove-fucking is the only thing on that list that's even close.

>>25584891
I don't see it happening

>>25584819
I can't imagine what kind of utter loser would fantasize about me.

>>25584925
>Arm-pits
>Gloves
>/d/
Here's a (You). Try not to spend it all in one place

>>25584992
it'll happen.
we're all gonna be elf sluts. why else are the succubi trying to reserve human settlements for invasion and enslavement of human men and boys? they want to get to them first before the goblins, the orcs, and especially the elves get to them.

KC talks alot about diplomacy between demon realms but how would that actually work? How would a discussion between two monster ambassadors actually go down beyond arguing which countries men are cuter

>>25585069
You mean before we get the elves.

>>25584641
>male bondage
So?

>>25585069
Also, succs get the collar, too.

>>25584819

>Monstergirls crossing over from a grimdark setting where virtually all humans are extinct and every living thing wants to kill them and/or eat them
>Men everywhere, most of them not hostile
>Blue skies
>Food that doesn't taste like decay and ash
>Magic that doesn't make you go insane when you try to learn it
>Takes a while to get used to not sleeping only two hours at a time since there are no nocturnal predators that'll suck your blood in your sleep
>Once that phase of cautious distrust is over they're all just ecstatic to be here