/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>you have to let her peg you one night a week.

Does that mean only once a week or what?

But no really, it's Rika - I wouldn't mind at all so of course I would say yes.

I'd wonder why she was proposing to me.

and then I'd wonder why she wasn't dead, or stuffed and sitting on my mantle.

What is this from?

>>2556097
You mean I'm part of some multidimensional witches cruel games of chess?

well before I commit myself to something like marriage I must correct this injustice.

With my penis.

>>2556101
>dead
It's not one of those worlds.

>stuffed and sitting on my mantle.
Don't worry, your Rika plushie is still safe and sound.

>>2556097
>The catch is, you have to let her peg you one night a week.
>The catch
>let her peg you

I'm honestly not seeing the catch here OP.

Jesus, you Rikafags can pull an answer for anything out of your collective asses, can't you?

>>2556133
>Rikafags
>fags

Go back to /b/.

>>2556097
If it pleases Rika then I will accept.

Oh, now i get it. Only once a week. That's just cruel, but I would say yes.

Why would I accept a marriage proposal from my Coat hanger?

>>2556097
fuck, i'd rather marry Mion

>>2556097
>The catch is, you have to let her peg you one night a week.
How is this supposed to be a catch? Rika could peg me any night of the week.

>>2556356
Your coat hanger loves you, you know.

>>2556384
Rika's smile has been known to destroy even the healthiest hearts.

>>2556356
Mutilating Rika would put you on Hitler level of evilness.

>>2556582
Hey, be fair.

Even Hitler had his limits.

>>2556648
That's why he had henchmen.

>>2556648
You're right. Rika is an honorary Aryan after all so he wouldn't harm her.

>>2556097
The catch is that Rika isn't pegging me 6 nights of the week

>>2556357
Why? Not only is Rika much sexier, but she has been doing housework for decades, so she's very experienced in it.

>>2556678
You and I both know that that "honory aryan" thing wouldn't have lasted past the defeat of America, England and Russia.

>>2556785
Why not? Germany and Japan had no reason to come into conflict.

>>2556833
Because they're filthy asians. Asians were not seen fit for a master race in Hitlers concept.

Though I agree that the location made waging war a bit difficult. Germany and Japan are like on opposit ends of the world.

>>2556865
Once Germany captured Russia and Japan captured China, their border would touch

>>2556881
Germany was mainly interested in acquiring lebensraum in Eastern Europe and didn't really care about Siberia or China. Japan had no desire to expand in areas where Germany was interested either. Plus they would have never been able to conquer America even if they had somehow won WWII, so they'd have no reason to turn on each other while the US still existed.

/jp/ - pegging and world war 2

>>2556897
Oh they would have won if not for that stupid "Halt" order. If I ever invent time travel, that's where I'll go back in history to.

>>2556905
So just another typical day on /jp/ then.

I think the catch is Rika will ONLY peg you once a week, instead of every night, no matter how much you beg.

>>2556919
How often to I jet to jam it into Rika? That's the most important question.