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peko
I love Haachama!
okayu~n
I want to protect this dork
>>25550830my girlfriend peko
fandead....
Coco's cocock...
What did Botan mean by this?
Submit to Mel !
Early Kaichou
I fucking hate this bitch
Aqua really likes Liar Game for some reason.
Just so you guys know
Why does youtube hate the blondes
These past few weeks have been some of the more stressful days you could have as a hololive fan. So many things happened, so many bad threads and bad vibes being thrown around. But can you feel it? Everything is changing. I think the anger has reached its peak and will start to fade away. In its place, cozy calmness will be the dominant emotion. I truly feel that everything is gonna turn for the better from now on. No more drama, no more pain for the holos, with very few attacks against them. A new comfy arc is upon us.Considering all the stuff that happened, it can't possibly get any worse.
I am in love with Aqua!
>>25550825cute sensei!
>>25550825Can I be a butthurt poleposter too?
/hlg/ sing submissions ends on august 31st! (as said by other anons)
I will make an honest woman out of Aloe
Cut that vocaroo shit out.
Fall Chads can't stop boosting our biewers
ALOE LAFU!
true shion!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1gwPOqim-g&feature=youtu.beChoco will not end until 30 people call in
>>25550844
>>25550850She's already too honest for her own good
>>25550825Gen 2...
Shion yo
I have been lonely ever since Mikochi left!
>>25550839>>25550840So this is the power of the yakuza
holy shit how many of them are streaming
>>25550833I just realized Towa put up a stream for Fall Guys in an hour.
>6 crowns alreadyPrOnion
>FBK gets to design a shota with Pochi
>NO. STAY WITH ME. STAY HERE. STAY MY LIVEastel...whatever you say...take me out to dinner first though
>>25550844I believe in Ojou poster.
>>25550861https://files.catbox.moe/tx12dv.webm Drunk Mikohttps://files.catbox.moe/nugn1v.webm Miko Spithttps://files.catbox.moe/oi6dbq.mp4 Miko's asshttps://files.catbox.moe/qxdjtn.webm Elite Mikohttps://files.catbox.moe/xamhfz.webm Surprise Mikohttps://files.catbox.moe/z1ieq0.webm AsaMiko Newman Graduateshttps://files.catbox.moe/685jrt.webm Tsubasa wo Kudasaihttps://files.catbox.moe/uodkwa.webm Mermaid Mikohttps://files.catbox.moe/akej3e.mp4 Meta Mikohttps://files.catbox.moe/qj6snm.webm Miko oji-tanhttps://files.catbox.moe/ieqqvf.webm Giant Mikohttps://files.catbox.moe/1dnq1p.webm Pasta Miko?https://files.catbox.moe/v7x3kv.mp3 PekoMiko?https://files.catbox.moe/f7i8nq.mp4 Peko! Miko! Yaaay!https://files.catbox.moe/ubay67.webm Enka Mikohttps://files.catbox.moe/ecb8hq.webm Miko I love youhttps://files.catbox.moe/c3o8o3.webm Whatever this isThe pastebin anon kindly compiled that has all this and more:https://pastebin.com/JaFDfVHE
My wife Moona is the daughter of an oil sheikh!
>>25550851they won't its their gay little circlejerk now, just report them
>>25550844How do we kill you
>>25550857Based LuluCHAD.
Clown is the most powerful
Answer this shit fagshttp://poal.me/qjg8ishttp://poal.me/qjg8ishttp://poal.me/qjg8ishttp://poal.me/qjg8is
>>25550849Can't end submissions if there's nowhere to submit to
>>25550844Fuck off you cursed oni!Oni get ye gone
>Only 3 months ago this thread would be full of narrativefagging about how Roboco would never call into Choco's totsumachi
>>25550849hell nah, it needs to be two days max or else everyone's actually gonna hate it
Everyone that's singing in here will get the virus and slowly choke to deathFags will die this way
>>25550837Craving some mutton
>>25550844based blessed & cursed ayame death flag poster
Some Guys just want to see the world slimed
>>25550864She wanted to play Apex, but the buggy release of the new season let her take the choice to play Fall Guys for one hour.
Ojou... your stream...
>>25550855Pic for attention
>>25550837>ywn be retweeted like CSR
>>25550864Yep. It was supposed to be Apex but with the new update out she is putting it off just in case.
>>25550858eslchama?
>Cute>Fun streams>Reinvents herself constantly >Plays good games>Doesn't bullshit you with wife shitMy friend FBK is so fucking based
>>25550842My cat friend!
>Botan playing fall guys later>Aki will be playing at the same timeWait I thought Aki was on vacation.
I love Kanatan!
Day 19 Thread #9I love Mikochi!
>>25550882it's fine. some anons have to find a nice place to sing as they've said earlier
>>25550854not ok
Rushia!?
Sex with Rushia!
CLOWNGODS ASSEMBLE50 MINUTES TILL STREAM
>>25550872meidos allowed it last thread
>>25550866She has grown too strong!
>plays beyblade>cheats on wife>collabs with the same people as a holostar and on his older channelBased
At the very least you are looking forward for her to return, right?
Rushia is the first person to call in
>>25550855Finally a good totsumachi. I never understood why they end it with a time limit when they have a line.
>>25550844ONI HA SOTO!
>Watame 400k celebration call-in stream>Everyone is calling and congratulating her>The last call right at the end is Kanata>Watame hangs the call
>>25550901I love mikochi too!!
>>25550876I just don't understand why she would retire only to come back as a Holo
Rushia in Choco stream!
>>25550911I personally couldn't care less
>>25550894There is nothing wrong with that post you sperg
HololiveEN will be better if it's a co-ed gen instead of just girls.You know it's true.
>>25550859what went wrong?
>>25550854erogaki
>>25550903oRNSTEIN AND Smough...
ano SAAchotto SAAmaji de SAA*slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*minna SAAatishi SAA
>>25550911of course
>>25550878You know they can translate it right?
M-m-minna...
>>25550855>Rushia callingI knew my wife was sweet.
>>25550908>they didn't delete it so it's alloweddoxxposts stayed up retard
>>25550844>it can't possibly get any worse.It can always get worse anon, NEVER forget that
Choco doesn't deserve her 300k subs
>>25550918Rushia's rushias!
>>25550876yeah
>>25550851the niji general is laughing at us...
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1295645972849029121>long-awaited projecttotsumachi or Pieces?
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1295649530117988352Polka is looking for messages/images/etc for her 3Days stream, if anyone has any particular flashes of inspiration now is the time.
hunter x hunter seems popular among the girls. Do I start with the old or new one?
>>25550917Better contract
I wonder if any of the Holostars are going to call into Choco's stream, she doesn't mind them and she's been in Roberu's chat a lot.
Anyone got that fanart where Polka is moving so fast she's making doubles of herself? It was cute.
>>25550925nanda koitsu? maji de
>>25550932Why not?
>>25550932you don't deserve life
>>25550842>>25550896FRENS
>>25550898If it wasn't an imposed one, she might just want to do something short to keep the bump she's gotten or become bored.>>25550876More attention and a better network probably, but there's also no way she'll get to go absolutely crazy and that's a bit of a shame.
>>25550825Someone is getting an inspection and it isn't me.
astel...
You still remember about her right?
>>25550868Astel yo...
Are we allowed to post images of Al*e in this thread?
>>25550917There was genuinely a lot of drama and uncertainty of their future in 2019 for every non-hololive vtuber.
>>25550849That's way too much time, I already finished recording the whole song
>>25550896Do you accept alien friends?https://youtu.be/noDqfEPdIW8
>>25550921Do you want the ENguys to be accused of rape every 20 seconds?
>>25550857qt
>>25550928MIKOBOAT
>>25550911Waiting to see if she can retain my undying boner for her from her lewd past
>>25550932you're right she deserves at least 500kalso Rushia cute kouhai
>>25550940
>>25550851Oh no, how dare people have fun
>>25550855
>>25550941Considering this is a 耐久 stream it looks like it doesn't matter at all, none of it is planned
>>25550844>ayame poster>deathflagsduckyabai.gif
>>25550936Probably Pieces MV
>>25550937where do I post it
>>25550921The top brass will prioritize the girls, just like the ID spin-off.
>>25550935its really not...
>>255509225/5 of them are utter normalfags
>HoloID managers>"No clear permission? Stream but turn off streamlab and supacha. No legal troubles and you still make viewers happy">HoloJP managers>"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO DON'T STREAM REEEEEEEEEEEE NONONONONONO. STREAMLAB? WHAT IS THAT? PERMISIONS? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"Spitting straight facts
Festival in Choco stream...
Shion bros assemble
>>25550930You can just try reporting it then
>>25550920it's ok man, keep doing your reps, youll get there someday
>>25550932She was stupid to have 2 channels.
POST YOUR FAVORITE COLORS ANONS, GREEN BLUES ARE FUCKING BASED
>>2555089820th. Aki has a member stream following Fall Guys, then vacation.
>>25550854nisemono!
>>25550849That's too long. Just 1 week is already sufficient.Also where do they submit the song? We need email.
>>25550973>Aqua>normalfag
>>25550963doxxposters are having fun too retard, is that ok?
Are the 5th gen allowed to call in or does that count as collabu?
when is our girl streaming?
I'm really not a fan of the twintails Fubuki design.
>>25550972well they should
>>25550932Now only Akiroze has less than 300k?
Matsuri and Rushia are the first to call in. Matsuri was in chat before Rushia called And both have left comments on the stream
>>25550911I love this horny imouto
>>25550982you posted them...
Who are the bitches that will NOT call?
>>25550974Can they import M-chan and S-san?
>>25550950I'll never forget...https://files.catbox.moe/o1f9ae.webm
>>25550940You're going to have to be more specific, there's a lot.
>>2555098822:00 JST
>>25550941Roberu is playing with Izuru in 45 minutes. Let's hope at least he can make a call before.
Aqua is a hexagon pro?!
>>25550937Big grass.>>25550970Tweet it @ her, probably?
SHE'S GONNA DO IT
>>25550996Isn't Coco prolific when it comes to calling in to these things?
Pro gamer Aqua!
>>25550982this
Fubuki sounds a little too fake for my liking
Why is cover so stupid?
>>25550985Yes, 100%.>goes on break for a month>lol guys I had fun on my break, anyway back to streaming and getting money I guess
>>25550915>last call is anonymous >she hesitantly takes it>it's Kanata>she proceeds to perform an entire rendition of Total Eclipse of the Heart
>>25550956Pocchi is collabing with the cat?
>>25551000fuck thats like 5 hours
>>25550950Miosha
>>25550876based and yeahpilled
>>25550996Ayame and Aqua
>>25550980why did she make 2nd channel?
>>25550915Why is this narrative so funny
Can somebody post the song that plays during this part?
>>25550851How did she end up in that position
>>25550911She was my hope for 5th gen but ruined it with awful first impression and being a whore. I hope she retires.
>>25550932Choco deserves 300M subs!
>>25550974whats sad though is that hana had a problem with someone donating through her streamlabs link (that she didnt have in her description, but they got it from another stream) so she had to stop streaming and delete the archive. so even the IDs doing that isnt safe and can cause problems
>>25550843She should have put a rainbow flag and a communist hammer and sickle in the thumbnail for good measure.
>>25550996The ones who are streaming at the moment.
Someone asked a few threads ago why edits of girls with Towa's eyes exist and I wasn't around to respond but I've made a few of them and I wanted to say it's pretty much only because someone posted her design sheet and it had a nice closeup crop of her eye so it was easy to make them.
>>25550976Seeing the height difference between Coco and Shion was a real eye opener for me. She is so gods damn smallI'd be afraid to break her since i'm just as tall as Coco
Shitposting aside, Roboco Fall Guys is really comfy.
>>25550970use the hastag in the post
>>25551001both him and Kaoru called into Iofi's totsumachi despite having a collab during most of it.
>>25550974They do have Twisted wonderland permission though, she decided to turn off donations for some other reason.
>>25550932>Diluted succubus turned into regular demon after demonitization spreeWhy should we care again?
>>25550936She said she was working on something last night and we know she always ends up pushing up things till the last moment so it's most probably Pieces MV since she's also deathly allergic to totsumachi.
Luna...
>They're all doing Baqua's stratOh boy can't wait for the tilt
>>25550844This ritual poster is honestly the most dangerous one. Always gives me anxiety
Aqua...................
Aqua.........
aqua...
Aqua you fucking idiot
AQUA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>25551009
>>25550936It's time to give up about her totsumachi anon...
>>25550911Didn't care then, won't care in the future
>>25550917>I don't understand why would she retire only to come back to a company that'll guarantee her easy money and fame.I dunno man, I don't get it either.
What a throw
That baqua choke, sasuga.
Aqua...
FUCKALMOSTGod that sucks
Onion...
She bungled it
>>25551009Damn that sucks.
Aqua... the choker...
>>25550965>>25550999The second one is the one I was referring to, but I saved both. Thanks!
The only pure Holo calls.
FRIEND A IS HERE!
Sora, why do you have off-rest days this week...Please talk to your scheduler...
>>25550855RBC please don't forget to call in time for your good friend Choco sensei
Eugene in Choco stream!
Aqua.......
>>25551020demonitization arc.
Aqua........soft kek
It's your friend A
Eugene!
>mtHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
there she isthat Eugene bitchwith her giant asson my face
My wife A-chan!
>>25551028How do you properly turn off streamlabs to avoid that for unmonetizable streams?
>>25551020Because her first channel got the demonetized IIRC.
>Maintenance right after that tiltAqua...
>>25550928; ;
Maintenance
>>25551068>Purest holo>Cute voice>Cute, clean design>Best singer>No narratives everWhy is she so best
That was a nice scream, no where near close Rushia though.
>>25551020Cover didn't help with getting monetisation back and literally told them to make a new channel and get monetisation on that instead Aki and Haato did the same thing but stopped using those channels
>>25550825choco's voice is so hot
I love my friend!
>>25550843They're too sexy all of them even the dork I will shadowban every last one of them COVER especially Mel she makes me uncomfortable
>>25550911I agree with this guy.https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/83770680
>>25550986What kind of mental gymnastics did you have to go through to compare a bunch of virgins singing awkwardly to doxxing?
>>25550996Mio and Miko
>>25550982#673AA6 is my favorite
where are the A-chan lewds
>>25551031Finally the real one.
>>25551009It's honestly kind of amazing Cover hasn't just imploded yet.
>>25550996miko and miofuck those cunts!
>>25551089Because she's not a streamer
>>25551094anon... chama...?
>>25551014Same streaming time as Botan Fall Guys too, hopefully it won't be eclipsed too much.
Mano Aloe fucks dogs
>>25551100Ask Fumihiko.
Her shoulder is always disturbing me
>Wants the Bulletkin costumeSomeone tell her to play Gungeon
>>25551028They can disable streamlab for a specific stream just like they can with super chat, hana forgot to do so and just didn't put the link in description thinking people wouldn't just donate, instead she got someone with streamlab link bookmarked
>>25550870
I love this girl
>>25551068A-chan's Live2D is really good
>>25550911Her spirit will have been destroyed and she'll likely come back neutered like Towa did
https://twitter.com/kaynimatic/status/1295650622339821569
>>25551029This, clown is trying her best fighting against youtube, she even talked about putting mosaic over herself.
>>25551108Pretty hot desu
I wouldn't have even known Choco was streaming if people here weren't talking about it, you'd think Cover would be able to get her unshadowbanned by now
>>25551068Side character
>>25551108sounds pretty based to me
>>25550936Wait, has Suisei never done a totsumachi?
When is Miko's funeral?
>>25551096You're right, at least doxxing is on-topic
>>25551103Miosha...35ti....
>>25551096>what kind of mental gymnastics>literal only point was that it is fungrow a brain you fucking idiot
>>25551111Damn, I do kind of want to see her play Gungeon now with how much she likes this costume.
>>25551009What's this? I ordered it, is it cancelled?
>>25551114faster
>>25551068>>25551089She's pure ROT and even her avatar makes her look like a fujo. There's nothing wrong with that though.
>>25550832YOU'RE FAT AND NEED TO GO ON A DIET!
>>25551123Based
is it wishful thinking that Subaru will call in? probably is...
AKUA BOUGHT THE SKIN PEKORA WANTED
>>25550870Thank you very much
>>25550911Yes, she's interesting and I love her singing
Never noticed Choco referred to A-chan as A-sama until now.
>>25551138Pecor.......
>>25550911No fuck off brat, the waiting section is for real women not leakers
>>25551125Like it has been said already a million times, the tomb is not yet ready. Watame is still working on it.
>>25550917As a corporate 3D chuuba there was a lot of staff and budget behind her. She didn't have much of a say in it.
Now tell Aqua about Enter the Gungeon
>>25550911I genuinely hope she resigns
>>25550861stay strong 35p, every thread is one thread closer to her return
>>25551126>doxxing is on-topicgo back >>>/v/
>>25551137It depends on whether she's awake or not
>>25551131They've sent some guy two copies and beg him to return the extra copy.
>>25551124Never, not even once.
Is Botan into anal?
>>25551108>Hello, Based department?
>>25551096Not him but I suspect that some of those vocaroofags were the doxxposters. They simply moved to it because it generates more (You)'s.
>>25551039Risu stream was without donations enabled too, but her laptop stiked again
>>25551024>Succubbus>Not whorePurefags fuck off
>>25551124She hasn't, only promised one at 350k but got delayed
I only love Luna
>>25550966I Roboco is conveniently "grocery shopping" right now
>>25551132
>>25551024Get fucked lol
>>25551149I want to see her reaction to the dragon.
>>25550917Money.
SSSSSSLURRPPPP
So when are they going to get shit for doing karaoke streams? That's a disaster waiting to happen. One of them will eventually get banned.
Aquabros...
>>25550921Something about Botan makes me want to make fun of her, I feel like she could take a joke the best
Vocarooposters are based.
>>25551159makes sense since their main objective is shitting up the thread
>>25551165FASTER
So yeah where do we submit our shitty singing?also A-chan best girl
>>25551170???
>>25551138PEKORA STOLE HER BOYFRIENDSHE STOLE A SKIN IN A VIDEOGAMEWHO IS LAUGHING NOWHA HA HA HA
>>25551159Wow
Why are only flatties calling Choco
>>25551130>>25551149I've been wanting a holo to get into a roguelike/roguelite for ages now. I hope some JOP tells her about it on Twitter or something. I'd love to see her try it.
>>25551176Upload it on youtube
Pekora!
I can't sing but I listened to so many anons in the previous thread that I had to pay back.https://vocaroo.com/itOkVXNdg1n
i love my marine senchou
>>25551170could you imagine the precedent that would set, it would literally be the stupidest thing anyone in the music industry could ever do.
>>25551125After yours.
>>25551173exactly. more based than fighting over whos better vtuber and talking about doxxing
https://voca.ro/dDusJQCb1L2My entry for the /hlg/ sings. I fumbled a lot but it's the best take I could make, please do bully.
おおおおおおおおおおいいいいいいいいいいいい /hlg/!!!You're gonna watch my 3D DEBUT in 35 minutes from now right???HONK HONK
>Every single person who has called in so far is a pettankoWhat's the narrative
>>25550878>can speak japanese>can't read anything in kanji, katakana, or hiraganaAm i an anomaly?
>>25551138Get fucked dumb rabbit
>>25551134Granny
>>25551089 >>25551068More like A+Chan
I can't believe people remember Choco to call in.
>>25551180Even the chat is saying it lol
>>25551176were just posting it and anons are downloading it as theyre posted
>>25551154isn't it like 6pm in Japan? does Shuba really go to bed that early?
>>25550842>>25550896>>25550945>>25551093oh, fubukiyou're so prettyyou don't understandhttps://youtu.be/LXcrTdzkvbI
>>25551158she wouldn't name herself botan if she didn't want botanal
ogey
>>25550971There are no guys in Hololive ID...Unless....?
>>25550950Of course
>>25551192Are you a nikkei?
>>25551039Iofi seen what happens when fujos of her kind falls too deep down their rabbit hole....
>>25551152its more on topic than this faggotry, both should get a range ban
>>25550917>why would she sacrifice her past for a better future?Gee who knows
>>25551170Pretty sure they have a list of songs they can sing.
>>25551184doing great anon keep it up and try make it full version
>Choco doing call ins>All the ones so far are flat wallsChest envy is a hell of a thing.
>>25551184Sexy deep voice.
>>25551175We are entering dangerous levels of hip shaking, proceed with caution
>publicly available info of the previous activities of the voice actresses is doxxWhy is /hlg/ like this?
>>25551191Breast envy
>>25551170a capella is fine, covers are iffy but mostly safe. they need to be very careful with instrumentals from certain companies like Sony Music
>>25551199I don't follow Subaru too intimately so I don't know which is why I said itIf she is awake it's not wishful thinking at all because Subaru and Choco are close
>>25551191what's surprising on the caller is that sora collab with her for some reason..sora pls collab with other holos
>vocaroo shitAm I in /a/? I'll go back next week when this shit stops.
>>25551192How did you learn?
>>25551076>>25551085>>25551091Jesus fucking christ........... dude fuck cover lol
I wish she wast streaming today.Also this is real fucking nice.https://files.catbox.moe/ubk7s8.mp4
IZURU YABEE
>>25551181To be fair, only some of them are good for stream content. Some are too long, but ETG is relatively quick once you get the hang of it.
>>25551203Rrrrrrat
>>25551170What?
>>25551173Based!
>>25551202botan?more like BUTTan
>cool terrorist 9/11>place a bombfucking kek
>>25551189Holy based
Realistically how much do Hololive members get paid? I know that subscriptions are probably a big part of it and I ask because I had been pay piggying for Korone for 2 months but I canceled it as I don't catch her live streams and when I do I can't understand her anyways. She is Best girl though.
>>25551215yesss YESSSS YEEEEEEScan it go faster?
>>25551108Aloe doujin by Tenzen Miyabi when?
>>25551184>pekoBasedGreat job anon, keep it up
>>25551177People get videos claimed when they do full karaoke streams. Don't know if that's caught up but since they're a corporation when shit hitsthe fan its going to hit harder.
>>25551118holy shit that's good
>>25550950I really miss her, but i'm so happy she does her diary and that she will be coming back soon.
>>25551204I mean, they accept guys too, Risu and Iofi said that if they pass the audition, they'll be holostarsID gen 1.
>>25551192Lots of us who can’t read kanji but someone who can speak/listen without kana is an anomaly
>>25551188all three are faggots that should eat a bullet
>>25551223And nothing of value was lost this week
>>25551224Back when it first happened her channel lost 9million viewsFucking 9 million views
>>25551146>there are women that lurk these threads>all this time thought it was boy's club
>>25551234As in their base wage, or everything they earn on top of that?
>>25551189king i knee
>>25550911I'm going to support this zoomer's singing career and make Coco's paypig look like a fucking joke once she gets monetized.
>choco is shadowbanned
what a boring thread wheres the hololive drama??
>>25551215I want to grab A-chan's hips!
>>25551225The song in that mp4 is really cozy
>>25551170I've been thinking about this actually since there were a bunch of deleted comments in Kanata's waiting room yesterday. I have no idea what were the comments though since they were immediately deleted.
>>25551181Does it have a Japanese translation? Not that it really needs one to be played, but it might be a barrier.
Money!
>>25551207>>25551222Not exactly, my grandparents both learned because of the war, and my parents more or less taught me. None of them are any bit japanese. I also have a decent grasp on spanish for similar reasons.
https://streamable.com/nb1xjdI unironically hope my oshi does this too
>>25551248Base wage and I guess if Yagoo gets a cut from subscriptions.
>>25551184pekek
>>25551252Her and Rushia asked for people to retweet the link so people can find it
>>25551216That's not for you to decide.
>>25551253The night is still young
>>25551234>Membering when you don't understandPlease explain the reasoning behind this? I don't understand the EOP brain
>>25551216People are retarded here, what's new? It is off topic though.
Rion sama in Choco stream!
>>25551189>not just the first partvery nice anon
>>25551147cute!
i wish his mic was on so we could hear
>>255511894.14 minutes... that's the hole song isn't it?Holy based
>>25550911Yes. By the way, is she also banned from using twitter as well as streaming? She hasn't done anything since the announcement yesterday.
>>25551189>4 minutesHOLY BASED
>>25551232absolutely based
>>25551253up ur ass lol
>>25551234>Realistically how much do Hololive members get paid?Basic Cover salary + 40% from subscription and supachas.For example, Aqua is earning more than Shinzo Abe in one month.
>>25551189Based, you sang the whole song. Pretty good!
>>25551192How do I get on your level? I want to be able to speak and listen to Japanese without any of the written work.
>>25551269I missed her sao livewatch..
>>25551255It makes me sad for some reason.
>>25551224It's pretty much THE reason she fell from grace, back then she's one of the most popular holo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Daq75qJj7bI
>>25551223Even /a/ shames singing faggotry nowadays. It gets in the way of kneelposting and 80% of entries were in spanish.
>>25551267Eh listening to her puts a big dumb smile on my face. I enjoy the translated vids of her as well.
>>25551192If you can speak it fine why did you never bother to learn? Not an insult just curious what your reason is
>>25551189basado
Why does Ayame only stream once a week?
https://vocaroo.com/cYPIrvvOi6SI tried my best
>>25551190>3D DEBUThe doesn't know
>>255511894 minutes? god anon, thank you for saving us
>calling Choco right after being pounded by her boyfriendwew
Who's more incompetent, Youtube or Cover?
FUCK VOCAROO POSTINGEVERY HOLO IS A WHORE
>>25551219Pretty sure they had to ask permissions for covers after holocaust, the reason why some covers are still not back.
>towa playing fall guys at the same time as polka's 3DWhat a fucking bitch.
Did we do it? 24 hours without new drama?
>>25551089She just is.
>>25551223But anon, you're gonna miss the next 5 happenings...
>watame signing along with the gameblessed
final world soon!FBK dont edge me you better go until the end i need that baby bowser boss
>>25551261That's actually really nice
>>25551293BasedGood one
>>25551192You are just illiterate then which is a bit of an anomaly in this day and age, but you know the language.
>>25550911Yes, I sincerely hope she's not going to let this incident impact her morale.
>>25551194Damn. Korone looks like THAT?!
>>25551242So they were planning to accept 6 or something and it just happened that no guys passed? At all? Pretty suspicious. Let's see if there would be dudes in the 2nd gen then. I kinda want to see non Jap Homos.
>>25551301shameless
>>25551301>polka's 3DRead chocoball. Read.
>>25551301>tfw maintenance is over so we get desk slam Towa
>>25551189I can't believe I listened to this full
>>25551268More on topic, than "honorary" holo shit
>>25551294delete this right now
>>25550950Who?
>Watame's Ballad of the Wind FishBliss
>>25551297/hlg/
>>25551192Anyone can speak Omae, korosu, teme weeb
>>25551189a winrar
>>25551272Based fujo
>>25551189
>>25551234Base salary is unknown but I’m guessing it’s performance based on red suupas, memberships and subs. From SC they get 30% of the amount donated pre-tax
>>25551301The clown needs to pick a fucking time, she's jumped around both times now.
>>25551297Cover, because youtube don't give a fuck they do whatever they want.
>>25551223We used to have a guy who posted vocaroo stuff all the time, you must be pretty new to these threads.
>>25551293Based, the sing along needs more people like you, anon.
>>25551184You sound like a goddamn ogreSings the rest fucker
>Marine's VA is also a Vtuber
>>25551298you've posted this image before and called it a different holo.
>>25551272why is your font gay
>>25551189I can feel your energy
>>25551298cuuuuute
This sheep stream is pretty comfy right now
>>25551322Why is Towa such a raging slut?
>>25551336>VA
>>25551108Really going for the holobitch title
>>25551293Based boatbros
>>25551314Maybe M-chan is an idolfag. Bless you M-chan.
>>25551320Are you proud of this?
>>25551301Watch Yagoo give Towa another stomachache with a right hook so the redditclown can have prime time to herself.
Cute sheep
>>25551280The plan was for them to produce children, not money...
>>25551340Too much homoshit
https://voca.ro/evnizj8T7chhttps://vocaroo.com/fyF3tIjTy5dSo yeah I finished the song, here it is. Dedicated to my tomboy duck!
>>25551255>>25551284It's kind of a melancholy comfort. Like thinking back to a happier time.
>>25551189>giggling at the endkek
>>>/v/521453142
>>25551344>implying it's never not pretty comfy at a minimum
>>25551260putang ina?
>>25551293best one so far
>>25551158Dunno. Are tops into anal?https://files.catbox.moe/dln0p3.mp4
>>25551350no
The windsheep's ballad!
>>25551307
I keep forgetting how well connected Choco is
>>25551279AYYYGOTTEM
>>25551359Go back and stay there
>>25551301>3DYou can't be this stupid, right Anon?
>>25551346Singer if you want.
>>25551340i keep forgetting to change my font so you fucks wont say its gay
>>2555129310/10
Yo, I didn't know Choco and Chima knew each other.
suisei and 4th gens should be getting new outfits alreadyhow the fuck the fucking seanigs get theirs first?
>>25551367The Nijisanji of Hololive
>>25551293Based, what an incredible voice!
>>25551336>a Vtuber is also a Vtuber...what?
>RBC will nver say how cute your name is
Who's this qt caller?
>>25551359Good, take all the vocaroo there and get banned by the jannies while you are at it
>almost 40 minutes in>only 6/30 callersthis is going to be a long stream
>>25551370i didnt want to spoil the well but wanted to show the thread is all
>>25551359Horrible.
>>25551359Let them be. At least some of the shitposters are contained there
>that holo vs indie/niji call in ratioChoco...
>>2555133030%? wow thats kinda bullshit
>>25551298Fuck this fake image. I'm more curious about the fc2 blog and I've searched 5ch, 2ch, and the entire net for it and I still can't find it.
>>25551293BASED 35p
>>25551189>4 minuteshttps://files.catbox.moe/0qdv7m.webm
>>25551301Found the EOP
>>25551355BASED
>>25551189I KNEEL
I'm out getting filtered by her friends this is a 2434 totsu (feat) hololive. I just wanted to confirm she and the baby were fine anyway
>>25551361Is that tagalog? No, I'm not philipino.
>>25551389It's 50/50 at the moment
>>25551381Machita Chima, pretty much one of the best tuber singer
someone call chocho for fucks sake PLEASE
>>25551359Oh, that's why we got less than 300 ips last thread.
>>25550911If she gets depressed or cries on stream when she comes back I might give her a chance.
>>25551380>>25551346I meant the one in Links awakening. Not our Marine
Konlulu my niggas
>>25551353I KEKed, also fitting filename
>>25551407Ah, Marin.
>>25551108That's pretty hot ngl.
Seven fox, eight fox, nine fox, Fubuki~
>>25551367The further back they go the more non-holos call in to their streams.
>>25551405im just wondering is hiromoot is going to make another bored if they get annoying enough
I wanna eat kebab with Aloe!
I also love kanatan!
>>25551399>I just wanted to confirm she and the babyBaby?
>>25551330Didn't coco once say that they receive 54% after YT, cover and tax deductions?
>>25551186Your bias is showing. This actually makes sense considering how much corporations have to fork out to air a song. Remember hololive is a corporation. Also the music industry would copyright a chord if they could.
>>25551390Because 30% is already taken by youtube.
Choco's flat harem...
>>25551407my bad
towasama, call choco onegai.
>>25550911she deserved to be fired
>watame can't reach the rupeeSELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
CHOCO'S HAREM IS TASTY
Roboco will call!
>>25551293Saved for OUTRO
>>25551404i would like to call choco for fuck
WAN FRENTOO FRENFREE FRENFUBUKING
Good bathroom singing. Echo effect really in the works.
>>25551355Based duckbro. You have a really good voice.
>>25551108>eops will believe this
>>25551415I hope not, we'd be forced there too.
>>25551189>full songI KNEEL
>>25551274Yeah all activity is banned.
Isn't 京子 The one that Kaoru collabed with and got disliked botted on?
>>25551389She's paying them to call her. I know it
>>25551425Well it's my fault for missing the spelling.
>>25551108Based as fuck. Nothing wrong with wanting to be knotted by the superior species.
>>25551403Thanks. Another ignored talent in her company.
>>25551359did I just see a "pepe the frog" image?what the fuck is wrong with you people
>>25551289Just never really bothered. I can recognize a few words, but i couldn't form a sentence in writing if i tried. Also i took spanish in school so that took most of my time language wise.>>25551282Immersion. Speak with and listen to people who speak japanese. You'll prolly have to put in more work, but i feel it'd take less time.
>>25551320towel...
>>25551389Bets on how many gen2 will call Choco?
>>25551414Mi amiga Fubuki...
>>25551367Choco should just cry like Roboco who wanted Holomen to call her.
>>25551399don't worry. My baby with my wife Choco is fine
>Acua and Robutt getting filtered by maintenanceWHAT A BUNCH OF CASUALS
>>25551438/v/ is just so awful i dont know why people browse it anymore (not like these threads are that much better some days)
>>25551390Youtube 30%Cover 20%Taxes 20%So they really get like 40% of the original supa.
>>25551189Not sure if based of cringe
>>25551201I love her so much...
>>25551421If karaoke shit started getting striked, so many people would be pissed at the music company. Only a few autists would be like "WELL THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!!!!" most people would be like "Wow that's fucking stupid that they're striking karaoke streams now"
>>25551257It does have a japanese translation. Too bad I took too long finding my card to send Aqua a supa to maybe check it out. I'll leave it to fate.>>25551227Something like Gungeon is pretty quick, Exit is even faster. I'd like for someone to try Risk of Rain 2 as well but that's a bit more of a time sink. I can dream.
>>25551456A-Aqua will call Choco then right...?
>>25551437you mean a majority of the people here? Do you think jp is filled with peopld who can speak japanese? Those autists are confined in their own thread, not dispersed throughout.
>>25551456>Towa about to stream right as maintenance endsHeh, nothing personnel
>>25551390Yeah youtube and cover take a big cut from them so if you know a roommate who has donations set up you can always cut cover out and they get 70% of the money at least
>>255514511either Shion or Subaru
>>25551451Gen 2 really predates the concept of Gens
>>25551108I want her to fuck all kinds of things
*blocks your path*
>>25551461don't worry, she loves you too.as a friend. come on, you knew what was going to be in this spoiler box
>>25551465AQUAS TOO BUSY BEING AUTISTIC IN PRIVATE
>>25551437I know it's not true but it's hot so I'll believe it anyway
>>25551420https://youtu.be/L9GtAxyBS3s
FINAL WORLD LETS FUCKIN GO
>>25551181>I've been wanting a holo to get into a roguelike/roguelite for ages now.We had Shien the Wanderer from Pekora at least.
>>25551330>Base salary is unknownBased from the data coming from my ass, it's around $2,000 sans bonuses ofc.
>>25551451all of them
>>25551446She's doing better ever since her comeback this year, so please tune in into her singing streams if you have the time.t. Chima's member
>>25551355Based
>>25551355shub-erb performance anon
>>25551474impregnating fubuki as a friend!
>>25551458Coco outright said they get 30% of the money after everyone else has had their dip
>>25551481Damn you for posting it before me, but it's super cute.
>>25551390They earn 5 figures a month regardless.
>>25551363Maybe
>>25551458you forgot their boyfriend (me) 35%they are actually only getting 5% from the superchatsmaybe 10% when im feeling generous
How often do full 3D streams happen?
>>25551481i kinda wished one of them chose the scout skin, seriously how fucking weird is it tf2 has a cameo in a modern game
what we learned last thread was>there are actual women on hlg>at least one homostarfag is a tranny>some anons here have really nice singing voicesthis vocaroo thing is revealing a lot
Choco... your own gen...
Eh?
>>25551458>100-30-20-20=40Do your math reps anon
Happy Choco!
>watame inclining during the streamhow does she keep doing it bros?
>>25551462Exactly why I said I'm worried. Because the chances of them getting targeted will only grow larger. And the whole vtuber activity of streaming an singing karaoke is just increased activity and increased eyeballs. Anything can happen.
this is some military grade autism
>>25551189It feels like you put too much emphasis or something and that makes it sound weird. Actually I remember this term, it sounds like your voice has no power like it's all air. Basically use more power instead of air. I saw a post about this in the threads before about how Flare has a weak voice to reach some notes and that's how I feel about you. Good effort though.
>>25551201FBK seems to be inclining here, barely saw any other foxposters at all until recently
>>25551359Here we go again...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sgPr7tPg7gI love when Korone sings!Korone is a good singer!I love Korone!Korone!!
>>25551495Yeah, she nuked her personal twitter. It's for the best.
Can we get another miko,pekora,haato and matsuri 3d again?
>>25551486yeah she just said it was really a fucked deal on stream lol
>>25551495EOPs............
>>25551492back when tf2 was popular only seaNIGs played it, you'd see names like nmayen pinggong or some other gook name
>>25551481
>>25551500Never underestimate Jap internet autism
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1295657398204379136Twap Polka てぇてぇ
>>25551389People used to joke that Choco is a honorary niji because of how much she collab with them in the beginning
>>25551500They talking shit?
>>25550862>Choco mentioning that she wanted to join the DBD Niji tournament but couldn't because of obvious reasonsChoco...
>>25551493now we just need schedule to meetup. LETS FUCKING GOOO
>>25551498by being the cutest fluffiest sheep on youtube
>>25551500it's only 4 accounts
people kept telling me aloe is towa v2. what the fuck happened when i was away?
>>25551355Fucking kek were getting full songs now neat
>>25551481pecor don't look...
>>25551505If only she did that 2 weeks ago.......
>>25551500thats just being japanese anon
>>25551500all me
>>25551492Not a Holo, but Hana was aiming for the scout costume. Unfortunately she sucks at the game + unlucky.
>>25551500But I get it... I suppose is from the apology video
>>25551314Likeliest explanation is that the female standard for hiring was just lower. Males need to do a lot more than females to be profitable. If there wasn't a quota, then it makes sense to hire only women here assuming talent is equal between genders.
astel still at 39 kills...ikuzoooo...
>>25551417>>25550899KanaRushi collab!
>>25551495>talking like they care, also tweeting at her private accountKEK this is the hipocrisy of EOP's I see
why is everyone thats associated with towa gets shat on?is she cursed?
>>25551496100 dollar supa.Goes down to 70 after youtube.Cover takes their cut from 70.Chuuba get 56 but tax man gets involved lowering it to 45.Did you think they all try to slice it from the original amount?
>>25551513>used to jokeit was not a joke
>>25551435>>25551355Dropped my post.
>>25551495I didn't even know EOPs had the intelligence to find a chuuba's roommate account, impressive
>>25551522Please be patient my zoomer retard singer wife has autism...
>>25551518it's only what i bothered to screencap, pretty much any acc without a pic has been created yesterday
>>25551525if i had a the talent (and time) i would totally just fucking import the aqua model in l4d2 to SFM and just render her out in meet the scout
a-chan needs to usurp yagoo and take control of the companyonly she has the power to save hororaibu
>>25551458>>25551486you guys better give them more money, these girls will go homeless with the pennies they're earning currently!!!!
>>25551534this is why i always try to akasupa, even if it means i cant send superchat as often as i want to
>>25551392same my dude, i was supposed to go sleep early and here i am, searching for the FC2
>>25551493Also I find out that most dudes sound the same. Seriously, I was hoping to hear some SEAaccent and is supremely disappointed when no one sings with any noticable accent.
>>25551530
>>25551463You can always supa the next time or send it to her on Twitter. She always reads it if you put her name with chan as far as I'm aware.
Coco is not an idol. She's too passive aggressive. You can't be an idol if you're passive aggressive. I also don't like her accent, it sucks.
[EN]WATAME: Tadaima(I'm back)
>>25551542this but only the sheep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs0K7kA1t_4Polka x YuNi cover
>>25551024She was my hope for 5th gen and delivered by being based and making the nijisanjifag shit on themselves. Based Aloechad
>>25551482I'm listening rn to her song while Choco's having girly chat. I'm giving her membership on her next utawaku.
>>25551507As if the clowns didnt actually invest a lot to get the company up. I swear whod do that but cover and niji did so they should recoup those large investments somehow.
>>25551550Thanks bruh
>>25551532>Whore has whore friendsSurprise
>>25551553My brothers....
>>25551461One day...
>>25551530>those nicely toned legsWhew
>>25551500oh wow
>>25551500And chin chong ning nong to you man. How an I supposed to know what those are?
That synced laugh
>>25551501That's what I get for trying to sound more "idol-ish", I guess. Thanks for the comment, anon, I'll try to remember it in case there's a sing-along again.
Choco no that's dangerous
>>25551500>Judging people based on a doxx>Too scared to use their real accountsNever change Japan lmao
>>25551546My accent only comes out when I speak in my native language, not even my english has a noticeable accent according to other english speakers. It's weird.
>>25551547amanekanataleechamanekanataleechamanekanataleechFollow yoroshiku
CHOCO NOYOUTUBE DON'T LOOK
>>25551495this is so dumb
>>25550950HOW COULD IYAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Would you suck on Tamaki's tamas?
Nobuhime is way easier to pronounce than Polka
Choco's fat fucking tits!
Somebody spilled the beans about /hlg/ on /v/. Expect an influx soon.
>>25551392Same. Though another anon earlier today said it has been deleted two days ago.Whatever, I've wasted enough time and I couldn't even find the archive site. The only thing I found out from some Taiwanese site is that the pics are all fake.
I just can't understand a succubus of all people would joke about dicks.
>>25551392>>25551545Glad I'm not the only one on this hunt.
>>25551553Couldn't protect that smile...
>>25551534An anon said before how stupid it would be to cut from the original amount and that all foreign currency is probably totaled up and cut all at once for the best net gain. I'm inclined to believe that's true due to how important money is to businesses.
>>25551495More nijifags
>>25551552YuNi in holo pls thx
>>25551534you know they're not allowed to talk about salary most probably and cuts. So no one actually knows.
>>25551573Do what you must, she have already won
>>25551530I can't wait!
>>25551576yes
>>25551548I'll try it next time she plays Fall Guys again, yeah.
Why is everyone posting vocaroos now?
>>25551579Most of those faggots were already here poorly pretending to not be from /v/ anyway. I hope anyone who posts in that /v/ thread gets range banned from /jp/
Miko isn't really in this photograph. She's part of Pekora's imagination
>>25551578Fucking Choco's fat tits!
>>25551579>caring about /v/irgin /v/ermins
>>25551576Only if Ui watches
Watame will call after supacha reading.
>>25551541this isn't an anime. It's actual business. Just in case you were serious. I dont want to play into delusions.
>>25551596were doing an /hlg/ sings SSS and send it to YAGOO or coco
>>25551553Better to have some more sex to cheer up!
>>25551579/v/ hours? Lets fucking go!
>>25551596Everyone's turned into a flaming faggot.
>>25551596/hlg/ sings SSS, a la /a/ and /v/. pretty fun, there's a few shitposters who think it's unbased cringe though because no one was paying attention to their doxxes last thread
>>25551545>>25551584I'm starting to think that anon was trolling cause the only twitter archiver I found had 1 page saved from 2014 and that's it.
Who will be the first voluntary retirement in HL?
>>25551601but you would just fuck ui at that point anyways
>>25551596Crossboarders decided that they're on /a/ today.
>>25551591
>>25551546I have an accent but I can't sing at all.
>>25551590Pretty sure Coco talked about it once upon a time. But it only confused people more.
>>25551461I love this dumb fox
>>25551596were doing /hlg/ sings! its sss if you wanna join
>>25551601>UiTraitor.
>>25551596https://voca.ro/l3GRjSjT91qListen to this sample
>>25551576But I'm not gay
>>25551596because they want to follow this https://youtu.be/pUDUK-yvwQs but with SSS
>>25551550Back? Back from where?
>>25551584It really does feel like a treasure hunt. Apparently the page visit counter on fc2 is really low, since you can only find the tweet on this English site, so Nips don't know.
Haneru!
>>25551596No moderation, might as well shit on the sidewalk.
Towa just noticed maintenance www
She's a shipfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqEeRBXVPPE Polkahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rbKFqjCD2k Towa
>>25551615Noel would still be the bottom
>>25551620pretty much but we can atleast assume they live very comfortably at the very least
>>25551613T-chan
>>25551623did any fag even agree to compile and mix it?
>>25551633It's almost over isn't it?
>>25551542They’re all going to earn six figures by the end of the year there are enough simps dishing out akasuupas to keep my girl
390k sheepchad vs 377k virgintenshi
>>25551613Choco, probably.
>>25551621that's a nice cat
>[EN] Watame: I wanted to make a lot of memories before the end of the month, but I don't think time is on my side...but, thank you for watching me!Bros? What's going on with Watame?
Polka 3D lets go
>>25551614only if she has a dick
Towa changed her Fall Guys stream again, now at 23:00 hours. The clown won.
>>25551613It'll come out of nowhere with no real lead up, and then months later we'll discover that she got happily married.
>>25551579>implying the ip addresses of these 2 threads are not 90% the same
>>25551639there was like 2 fags and 1 did a decent job but its still all over the place (first edit is the best)
>Polka 3D>No sticky
>>25551633>does Fall Guys because of APEX>goes back to APEX now that Fall Guys is a no-goI love Towa so much.
choco...calls from holos...onegai...
>>25551613Watame>>25551646
>>25551639theres one that said he would download them all and mix them, but hes downloading them from the thread instead of a google doc or whatever
>>25551639yeah theres someone who already save 30 audios clips and from 30 we got 3 audio that litterally a girls voice
>>2555163528 hours... Towa...
>>25551543It doesn’t make much difference in the long run because it’s percentage based just donate when you want to send a message
ALIEN CAT800K SUBSLETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh cool. Now dorks from /a/ are doing /hlg/ sings. But I guess it's better than another drama.
>>25551635What a bitch, imagine streaming during 3D.
>>25551611That's the normal webarchive. I found a site where you could actually use the twitter interface, but no luck there either.
>>25551579But /hlg/....., I'm already /v/
are these all honorary holos that call choco?
>>25551629from fucking hey boyfriend (me)>>25551646her boyfriend (me) forgot to put on condom and she got preggo and need to take a break
>>25551633>MaintenanceDon't try to fool me, Yagoo, you're forcing her to delay again for the reddit clown.
>>25551583i found a wild watame (supposedly) so i'm glad tho'
>>25551605the irony if you guys actually end up posting on reddit to notify that you've made it. I know somene here will and pretend like they came upon in perchance. "Lol check out 4chan cover of sss"
>>25551648Says live in 28 hours for me.
>>25551639somebody did a sample with audacity>>25551626
>>25551646wtf
>>25551579>complaining about crossboarding while being a crossboardernice self-awareness
>>25551613I don't think Choco will make it to her 3rd annit. Choco's lyger
>>25551549Vtubers aren’t idols people need to accept that
>>25551575
>>25551648She said she's going to play Apex instead, because of maintenance.
Toi...
>>25551646I think it was related to her 400k countdown, didn't listen to the end.
>>25551644meow meow 草
Why is she like this
>>25551675Twoppo...
>>25551626Fucking based
>>25551598https://youtu.be/7Wcr_vLtt2U
>>25551668More like Choco is honorary [redacted]
>>25551646Watch us get our Watame birthday goods 2 full months after she's retired.
FBK is better at this game than me...
>>25551670Yagoo edit when? >Towa's streaming at the same time? >Call in the maintenance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuMoUfnFjh4TowApex!
>>25551628Always funny
>>25551682no but ill dump my holo if she takes any dick sashimi for sure
just foudn out lions can't purrI hate botan now
>>25551626Holy kek
>>25551646retirement? IKUZOOOOOOOOOO
>>25551633Torrpi...
When is /hlg/ sings JUDGEMENT-審判
>>25551613Mel...
>>25551682Cover disagrees with you.
>>25551575Man some holos have such cool clothes, Cover is such a shitty company at making merchandise
ASTELCHAMA?
astel sounds like hes going to fucking die
>>25551596People decided to sings SSS for some reason. Pretty fun actually, feel free to join if you want your autism to be immortalized too
>>25551646Graduation?
>>25551626Hahahahahha
>>25551626based and kings voices
>>25551693Gen 2 is a mess...
>>25551654She makes a mess of everything. It's great
>>25551596The real answer is that we have this phase about once every two months and this is just your first cycle. It'll pitter out to nothing except maybe one dude who insists on posting it over and over.
>>25551689shes a clown its fine to make sharp jokes!
>>25551495>JurassicYou just made your final mistake
>>25551626I can't wait for the finished version
>>25551170Based nijifag
>>25551583Even if it has been deleted the tweet in this apparent twitter archive should still exist and no matter what keywords I string together I cant find that
Who else have their own "waiting" term beside Towa and Polka?
>>25551553
>>25551613Me!
>>25551626Kek
>>25551626based and idolpilled
>>25551725船長
>watame graduation narrativeShe said in the same stream she got an english tutor to better understand fans
>>25551656>3 audio that litterally a girls voiceThere are girls on /hlg/? Explains the homoposting I guess.
>>25551697>open it>get the 200k dmg thumbnail until I hit playWhat the hell, that's weird.
>>25551684Is that a fucking real doll?
Choco, remind me, which company are you in again
>>25551639Can we make a separated /jp/ sings thread for other anons who is not currently here? Or would that be a bad idea and meidos would nuke it on sight?
man who are all these literal whos calling her
>>25551673Now this is the shit. Fuck doxnigging.
>>25551579pollack is working so goddamn hard
>>25551579Uhmm... They said that their thread is better than this one. Why are there so many irlshits there?
>>25551554You're a good man, anon.
>>25551646watame...
>>25551646She caught miko aids
>>25551735one girl (male) astelposter and one girl (female) flareposter, not sure about the other
Do conservatives exist who won't accept 5th gen?
>>25551735There's nothing wrong with homoposting womb poster.
>>25551725なるはや待機
Just visited /v/ thread. It's somehow even more horrible than this thread
i thought he was streaming...but hey, kirabros, his archives are returninghttps://youtu.be/tT5lBh_I9Hc
>>25551735Newfags don't know about the anon's tits
>>25551689At this point that's Marine's in character age. She was a pirate cosplayer from the very beginning anyways so it wasn't really a stretch.
>niji has an inn owner liveryagoo where the fuck is the bath house owner holo? we cant let nijis having a monopoly on this section!
>>25551613Probably Choco if she can't get past YT fucking her over at every turn. She can't grow her channel if her videos won't even show up in subscriptions.
If I make an MMD of Haachama, what are the odds she will use it in her videos?
>>25551742Dangerously based
>>25551734>Watame fell for the English Teacher meme
>>25551744that's literally what those faggots mean by "better". They want to be able to post the same exact doxxpost and other retarded shit every thread
>>25551735yeah check on last thread for the rest of two. i only save the 1 https://vocaroo.com/dANpzbBnCai
>>25551740Make the thread on /trash/
>>25551748Astelbro is a male(female), not the other way around.
Lamy... the heat...
>>25551755to be fair, id assume most women would leave after the rapeposting
>>25551757Don't worry Aloe is going to be a soapland worker soon
>>25551749Go back whence you came.
>>25551738You should ask that to the holos not calling her
>>25551757We have konbini, a bar, bakery, a ship, and the yakuza already. What more do you want?
>>25551626hahahaha way better that the shit /a/ sings spouts
>>25551706Cover is run by a fleet of morons
>>25551723You do know that whatever happens to Cover happens to Nijisanji as well?
>>25551301That>3Dᵃʸˢnever fails to make me laugh because of how cheeky it is
>/hlg/ is infested with trannies
>>25551767I hate this picture
>>25551752Now you know why these threads nosedived in quality after the mods tried to push them over here.
>>25551421ThisThis is why the holos better learn and play their own instruments for singing
>towa switched to apexdPolka it is
What if Polka actually has 3D?
time for clowns 3days debut!
>>25551759Pretty high, but in her members stream she specified what kind of mmd she wants if possible.
>>25551767Holy FUCK I WANT TO FUCK LAMY
>>25551773It's even better than the original SSS desu
>Choco totsumachi>1 (one) hololive member and A-chan out of everyone
>>25551771At least Watame will call, she said she hopes to make it in time to be able to call Choco.
>unfunny /a/ sings cancer now in these threadsYeah I'm out.
>>25551768Rapeposters are probably women anyway
>>25551630so i wasted time looking into 5ch?
>>25551772>konbinihuh?
>>25551626
>>25551725It's genius to have a catch phrase like that for pre-stream. Chubas can still be excited looking at the chat and seeing how many people are waiting for them and seeing regulars there all the time. No shit flinging like in other rooms.
Konyappi!
>>25551791>one
>>25551777Same, big tits make me sick
>>25551791>one?????????
>>25551791>One hololive memberAnonchama?!Or did I miss a joke?
>>25551785double double bait
>>25551778Guess it's time we tell you about Pekora... or should we go by HIS real name, Pekoronald!
I'm teaching English to Watame!
3Days Clown now!!!!!
>>25551765>trying to become a man so they can live out their dream gay relationshipIs this peak fujo?
>>25551792>wanting watame to make a call
It's showtime
>>25551761Yeah how long has Korone been doing English conversation classes? She’s about the same level as she was a year ago
>>25551788CUMMY IN LAMMY
I can't believe Polka is already doing her 3D debut...
>>25551791Stop talking shit about my wife.
>>25551767I will now watch lamy
Aqua god gamer!
I hate the unfunny Reddit clown
>>25551806maybe he is making festival is a niji joke
>>25551725にゃ…
Watch my stream
This isn't circus music Porka...
>>25551626BRUH
>>25551792oh no Watame not the call
>>25551823same bro i hate towa too
>>25551793You can find your fun on /v/, it's full of drama and irlshits, your favorite type of funs.
Lamy more like Larry
alright fuckerswhich homostar has the most athletic body
>people think it's actually a 3d stream
>>25551738Hololivers? More like abandon your co workers sololivers
based shitposting clown
>3Days
>>25551825maybe next time
Why are gen 5 thumbnails so bad...
HONK HONK!
Holy shit Polka's 3D looks so good
Noel and Choco ASMR collab never ever again.
>Nose in the chatThey're still friends!
>>25551825as you fish my clown
NOSE!!!
POLKAHIME 3Dayshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqEeRBXVPPE
Based Polka shitposting at lightspeed.
>>25551825I'm still waiting for Aloe
>>25551673>Do this and get in the next coco reddit videoOr even better send this to Haachama she will almost definetely show it
imagine if she announces her 3d at the end of the stream
>>25551837aruran, weve been over this
Finally a holo
>>25551837Aruran was flexing muscles on NND
>EOPs in chat congratulating her for 3D
Noel in Choco stream!
>>25551831Okay blatant /a/tard. /v/tards are just as bad as you unfunny fucks.I wish for both of you to fuck off.
>>25551837Aruran
>>25551834
>>25551813>>25551829did i miss a narrative? it's not rare for watame to call in totsu
>>25551626noice, normalize the volume please
>>25551850did she not get the memo?
>>25551844Isn't Nene making some thumbnails for some of the memebers?
>>25551837You tell me, broski.
Noel, fucking finally
delivered
>>25551831How many times are you going to try to force this meme nigger?Both you and the doxxfags deserve the rope
>>25551850who
>>25551863ありがとう
>>25551725Does anyone not have one?
>>25551837YAGOO, 100km biking.
>>25551725
Wow, it's really Polka
>>25551825I read enough clown stuff from here so no thanks.
>>25551626KINO
>>25551864You missed a meme.
>>25551823She was ours for years faggot. And she's much more our style of shitposting.
twoppy...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PsBB6Ps_Ko Izuru and Roberu
>>25551734>english tutor>signing tutordoes this sheep ever stop inclining?
>>25551868NENEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>another clown zastudan *ding dong ding dong* *honk*I sleep, do something clown like
>>25551725星待ち
>>25551869glasses miyabi crack me up everytime for some reason
>>25551813>>25551829
>>25551864Misfortune befalls somebody when she makes a call
>>25551850I don't know how Nose can stand Towa's plays with how much better she is than Towa.
Holy shit her 3D is amazing, it looks just like the Live2D
Predict the number of dislikes Polka will get for tricking people
Roboco... Choco is waiting for you...
she's literally shitposting
TWO Polkas??
The Polka shitposts keep going...
>>25551886touwou...
wtf that 3Days looks so good, way better than S*o's
>>25551886tower...
wtf2polka?
>>25551868That explains it. Nene is fucking incompetent at everything.
>>25551863>https://twitter.com/Fu_MiHi_Ko/status/1295656683851546625AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25551725Miko with her Taiyaki, a pun of Taiki (waiting) and her favorite snack. Mikochi please come back soon...
>>25551815Pretty sure she gave up after she realized all she needed to know to reel in EOPs was a dozen phrases.
>>25551883>>25551896Who was the last one and what happened to them?
>>25551910KLOWN KUNNY
Wait what the fuck? Why are weapons red like evo armor now?
the ASMR experts are having a conversation
THREE POLKASTHREEEEEEEEEEE
WOW 3D POLKA
What the fuck is her problem
>>255518991.5k
>>25551896can you elaborate? the last totsu i remember is haachama's totsu
Polka is so fucking funny
Imagine getting your dick honked by 3 clowns
Holy shit it's so good
izurus summer outfit really grew on me, his glasses and his bangs pushed back? really cute. maybe im a little gay for this stupid homo
she lives in a society
>>25551885>""""Our shitposting meme queen yaass based""""Sure buddy
I love these clowns
>>25551854that's probably the better way
this is honestly the cutest fucking thing
Roberu sucks at Air Hockey...
>>25551897I don't know if 4channeler gets the concept but they're friends.
>>25551915Aloe didnt acknowledge her and look what happened
>>25551725たいやき
>>25551850
>>25551933Her bedroom needs updating to include the newer gens too
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T DECIDE WHO TO WATCH
>>25551863>https://twitter.com/Fu_MiHi_Ko/status/1295656683851546625>https://twitter.com/Teriibol/status/1295514137431220224感謝
>>25551878This shitposting clown is incredible.
>>25551917R-99? It's upranked to a red weapon and the new SMG is an energy one called Volt
>>25551899she's a clown so it's literally ok
>>25551940Who's that on the left?
I need more Senchou 3D streams
>>25551550[EN]WATAME: Tadaima (TL note: tadaima means I'm back)
>all these idiots thinking they'll get to see 3D Polka this quickly
Polka's tail looks fluffy
>>25551947Towa?
This is why Nobuhime is great, she's natural to these kinds of shitposts. Her being reincarnated as Pol is the best
>>25551947Nobody...
>>25551947no one, i dont see anyone. maybe its a smear on your screen
>>25551899it literally said 3 days
>>25551928>Polka hololives in societaFTFY
>>25551915https://files.catbox.moe/ext07t.mp4
>>25551940sio...
>>25551893Same thing, bro. Feels like that's the purpose of cool Miyabi. To liven up our boring lives and bring smiles to the peeps.
wtf she has a tail?
>>25551945Was there always red weapons? I thought Gold was the top.
Purityfags are the saddest people in these threads. They expect vtubers to have zero contact with the opposite sex, even in their private life, all so their fantasies of "m-maybe one day I could get her to b-be my waifu" aren't ruined by reality. That is not to say that vtubers aren't whores, they certainly are, in the same way that all entertainers are whores regardless of their specific field of work. To entertain others in exchange for money is whoring no matter what one does. Instead of putting whores on pedestals, adjust your expectations and pump and dump em as was intented.
Polkahime really wanting that fucking supacha
Polka's stream is just a dissappointment.
>>25551850Sometimes the person that's right for you is the one that's been under your Nose the whole time
CLOWNBROS... I KNEEL!
PPClownPPClown
>>2555196114k dislikes...
It's raining supacha!
>>25551947Tokyo Twapper.
>>25551967please get aids
>>25551961>like to dislike ratio lower than 1Sio...
>>25551940a phantom pain....
>>25551936oh you mean that one, the jokes just went over my head
Izuru...
I thought Towa's Fallguys stream airs today. I was so disappointed.
>>25551964Why don't you just check the patchnotes, apex bro. It's a new fucking season.
Reply to this post if you can't stand this fucking clown.
>>25551893zoinks!
>>25551965You're sadder for coming into a place filled with people you don't like just so you can feel anger because you're dead inside.
>>25551929You can't call everything you don't like Reddit, /v/.Though you're obviously not long there either. The /b/ filter needs to come back.
>>25551954I love the stuff she posts on Twitter as well. The way she banters with others is great.
>>25551940It's not going to happen
>>25551980It did air, you just missed it.
>>25551967Polka IS disappointment.
>>25551980It was scheduled today, but she thought maintenance was still ongoing so she swapped it over to Apex and pushed Fall Guys until tomorrow.
>>25551850Nose chan is miles better then Sio, honestly. She even akasupad Towa if I remember correctly
>>25551982Better than reddit dragon
Can the clown do something other than chatting?
KanaRushi moved to 24:00 JST...
It really feels like it wasn't so long ago she debuted, we've really been through a lot together Polkabros...
>>25551940Sio is always watching.
>>25551982
I don't get it, is everyone just pretending to be retarded? Did anyone actually got bamboozled?
Reply to this post if you love the clown
>>25551868Fucking Nene, again with her shit.
>watame will look up kaze no sakana song
>>25551983>angernice projection there, if anything I feel mild bemusement.
Saga Jihen just hit 3 milhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wNSFmqhQsU
>>25551982I'm hate watching her already
>>25552000
>aki giving 5 rupie un chatfucking kek
>>25551980She was going to do Apex but changed to Fall Guys, I think because a new Apex update is bugged to shit? Then switched back because of Fall Guys maintenance.
>>25551932Also funnier, cause Haato is actually entertaining compared to Coco and her shit taste
>>25552004WHAT THE FUCK
>>25551969
Choco is almost half way done
>>25551990she just can't hold herself back for some new actions, isn't it?
>>25551982>>25551993I hate both
>Polka 23k -gen 5 Tsuyoiiiii
>>25552000I fucking love Polka
Watame is crying? What's going on?
>Yo○ube
I can't believe Polka is graduating....
imagine liking things
>>25552000HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKERSSSSS
>>25551994>getting filtered as we speak
Why is Towa just zatsudaning now?
>>25552000>>25552000>>25552000>>25552000BASED AND CHECKED
>>25552004She definitely can't escape the totsumachi now!
>/hlg/ doing gay shit like /hlg/ sings SSS vocaroo circlejerkKEK best timeline
>>25552003Keep telling yourself that.
>>25552004comet...
>>25551995ikrit felt like she had just debutedtime flies so fast...
Polka is cringe, no wonder nobufags cling to her past
>Sudden zatsudanI love Towa.
>these connect four gamesfuck are homos actually retarded
>>25551967This is what you get for investment to 5th gen coins too early.Give them two weeks to bloom and only then you can invest.Stick to good old 3rd gen for now.
>>25551982>>25552000
>>25552018She's not.
>>25552000Honking intensifies
>>25552018I think a better question to ask is how many supacha's is she gonna get this time
please stop bullying my daughter Nene
[clowny tambourine noises]
>>25552004I have yet to listen to this song even once since it released. I keep forgetting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSdKoR0N6gkTOTSUMACHI
https://files.catbox.moe/kccvz3.mp4*HONK* *HONK*
>>25552018She's sleepy
>>25552004fuck, out with it, who has been listening on loop?
>>25552000HONK
>>25551943
>>25552036stop bullying the midnight beetle chaser... the son just has more iq than him...
>>25552000 (Quads)QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS
>>25552000Nice numbers, and yes.
>>25551988what's this? dumped-by-coco alliance?PPT dumped soon
>>25551972>>25551976>only hate comments in her live chatsio...
>>25552046THE PROPHECY FULFILLED
>>25552031Will do, friend
>>25552046interesting
HONK HONK HONK
>>25552046we did it
>>25551985Sure, enjoy your forced clown
>>25552000I do love her, but I can see her fanbase getting extremely annoying eventually.
>>25551850>Watching Towa at 3:03 AM on a weekdayFamily...
i'm still waiting for kaoru's roommate to collab with the others again...i miss it
>>25551982Clown should have gotten the devil treatment.
Botan will save us bros
>>25552004TFW a cover surpasses the original in views lol
>>25552054anon..
>>25552047*Licks*
>>25552026Chat went crazy telling her to fix the textures and go repair it with the origin app.
My friend has been very cute this evening
>>25552066>eventually
>>25551982*Honking stops*
>supacha arigatouWhat the fuck KEK
>>25552000Can't hate the clown with those digits
>>25551982I hate this fucking bitch. God, what a letdown. I really shouldn't trust hlg's recommendation
>>25552034Shut up
>>25552000Heckin' HONKER
>>25552046>2 hours from nowAre you fucking serious? This can't be real.
>>25552077If these threads have taught me anything, it's that things can always get much worse.
>>25552004Next color planet is better.
>>25552052The fucking beetle has more IQ than him too
Wtf you can superchat her? why can't I see it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHmPptKDlpgPolka [ENG DUB]
NGMI hereWhat does そのかんじ mean literally?Does it mean "something like that"?
>Member arigatouThis fucking clown
>>25552082Nobody forced you to watch her.
>>25552074>repair using originSo she will redownload the whole game then.
I don't understand how anybody could think anything but zatsudans are the best standard content, even if they don't understand Japanese. All the best clips come from zatsudans too.
>>25552046The time has come, and so have I
>>25552089honk'd
Why is her avatar so low-res?
>>25552067I can't miss her voice...
>>25552079>>25552089this shit prerecorded
>>25552046NO FUCKING WAY!!!
What did the clown do now? I'm busy watching FBK be cute
>all these FILTERED /v/ermin
>>25552092Replace かんじ With 感じ
>>25552089Anonchaama..
loving this sheep's Miko appreciation ending
>>25552092>Does it mean "something like that"?そのかんじ
>>25552103>>25552098missed some streams, why is this hot right now? what happened?
>>255521043D stream.
>>25552046inb4 Coco just barges in her room instead of just calling .
>>25552092ん...
>>25551749Kinda, I won't accept just one girl, that's my problem not hers though.
>>25552095Luckily the game isn't that big. Shouldn't take more than 20 minutes.
>>25552092>Does it mean "something like that"?Something like that
>>25552066They already can't stop shilling "muh based shitposting queen" for 10 minutes. Soon enough polkafags will surpass Towafags in obnoxiousness
>>25552070>Fall GuysYou were the chosen one.
>>25552089anon....
>>25552089*honk*
>>25552076Every day!
>>25552000Honk
This is what Watame was referring to after the ending creditshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25f0pmOFtnc&t=5s
>>25552067Night shift.
After clicking on those voocaros im imagining your fat neckbeard voices as i read anon posts. Its terrible
>>25552110Suisei tend to delay her totsu but this time she finally did it
BIGKUSAKLOWN
>>25552070https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Daq75qJj7bI
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1295666307405213697?s=19Broo!!!
>>25552110This is her first ever totsumachi in her 2 year career. She keeps on avoiding it like the plague so it's a big thing.
>that Towa voiceWhat the fuck. Never do that ever again Towa.
>>25552093No need to worry Anon, I had already stopped watching her.
>that last match with izuroberuIncredible. I don't think either of them used a single braincell the entire time
>>25552000get baited>literally says days
>ALOEWTF?!
>>25552127thanks bro, maybe we could bump neckbeards sometime
Polka will be a game changer in chuuba scene? She already has a presence.
>>25552108What's she said?
>>25552109>>25552117you fuckers lmao
>>25552140what the fuck
>>25551583>>25551665I'm just going to assume that anon was making shit up cause I've went through all her Twitter mentions, and a bunch of different sites, and to our JOPbros and still wound up with nothing.
>>25552082I can't believe people are getting filtered by a fucking clown of all people.
>>25552143She already was.
>>25552132o shit it's finally hereWill Anemachi call in?
>>25552140yeah we know
>>25552143>was
>>25552089You don't know about her secret streamlabs?
>>25552046>>25552132>びびって避け続けていた凸待ち…… せめて片手が埋まるくらいの人数に祝われたい……!!!!I'll never understand why she's so scared of doing a totsu
>>255519822/10 at best.
>>25552000>>25551982So we're doing this now ? Just blatant (You)s farming ?Even hateposting has more effort than this shit
Did anyone translate Haachama's roommate's twitcast from yesterday?
Mama Lamy in the chat
I need the circus music
>>25551837Pizzadad
>>25552127atleast not skinny like u guys who always doxxing someone lmao
post>basically you IRL pic>your fave holo>HONK
you now realize polka baited JOPs as they can't read "days".
>>25552132No wonder Suisei isn't leeching today and calling Choco like she always does.
>>25551724Look for to:N** In the archives and youll see what you're doing wrong
>>25552139T-they're just not trying right?
>>25552159Yep, it sucks. Reply to this post if you think (You) baiting should be banned
>>25552140I just opened youtube and was wondering what the fuck was going on... Then I heard she saying about just being 2D yesterday and I lost my fucking shit.
>>25551940Sio...
>>25552116Last I checked it was 60 gigs
Deep voice Towa always gets me
Nenene...
>>25552162https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBQVVZV_Njw
>>25552150>FilteredIs this the term for people who won't follow your cult? Lmao. She's too obnoxious for my taste.
Deep Sexy Voice...
>>25552167shut the fuck up EOP spammer
>>25552167try later at 1850 posts newfriend
Towa should call Choco while she's waiting for Apex to update
quick, someone give polka ARS
>nuked to /trash/ Get fucked /v/ermins!
i fucking love this clown
Reply to this post if you feel neutral about this clown.
>>25552167Botan
>>25552168She technically baited both at different times.Best clown.
Who the fuck is Dan
>>25551626this is almost hunter"chad" tieryou guys told me you wouldnt do that
That voice such ikemen im gay now.
>>25552143I like her but she literally brings nothing new just because she's literally not new. She's a veteran who so far is executing very standard content, the people particularly wowed are just so new to the scene that they don't recognize any of it when it isn't even particular to her history
Fennec bell noises!https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1597744891298.webm
GEN 5 is done if they don't start playing games we're all gamers here
Dan hereYou're welcome
>>25552194me
>>25552167Towa
BASED DAN
>>25552165wait, that thing is actual physical game instead of just pressing buttons?t. dont own a switch
Polkafags BTFO'd she has a boyfriend named DAN!
okay im starting to believe the /v/ boogeyman myself
>>25552194>>25552195I'm her boyrfiend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b-ft4t5XSY
>DanYabee...
>>25552195His first name is No.
Dan the Man
>use deep sexy voice>gets a SC trainHoly shit what? Towa is too powerful now. Her flaw became her biggest strength. You guys supacha too right?
>>25552194>>25552195Me
>>25552156please understand that autist comet has social distance (kek) issue, this headcannon is supported with how she appreciates the distance tooko gives in their friendship
>>25552156she's self conscious, thinking nobody will call her.
>Conglatulations!Polkachama... *DING DING DING*
She read my letter...
>>25552194>>25552195Danchou, duh
confessioni really want astel and kanae to collab together. astel is bad with people, but they have makea as a mutual friend, so an apex collab with the three of them would be amazing. i kind of just want astel to get the exposure collabing with a guy who gets 5-10k views every stream, but kanae is my favorite niji, so its self indulgent too
Dan.. I kneel..
>>25552140What the fuck bros, it's already being 3 days? Time sure flies. It feels it was only before yesterday that we met her
Polkahime... Don't turn into another slut.......
TIME FOR THE CLOWN TO TAKE A VACATION
>conglatulation
Corglatulations to Polka and Dan for the engagement
>>25552194>>25552195He's not so grump
>>25552167Polka
Kneel
Conglatulations!
I just opened up towa's stream, why is everyone donating?
polkahime is pretty cute desu
>Danhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16KpquGsIc
>>25552194Dan...chou
WHO IS ANN
>>25551982I thought I was the only one. She's boring as hell
>>25552229>turn intoidolfags really are retarded
Moona... Gorilla stream onegai...
3 DAYS AND SHES ALREADY DONENice idol Yagoo
>>25552171Roberu said he is bad with games like these
>>25552232
She literally just googled fucking sample letters HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>25552194>>25552195Dan Ghleesach.
Where is this going
>>25551960This has just gotten better over time. Is this the best OC hlg has produced?
>>25552222NOW THIS IS QUADSPOSTING
>>25552238I guess her deep voice on Marine caught flame and now it works even on her own channel.
>>25552194yes u call me?
>fucking sample letters
>>25552198This isn't high art retard, it's cute girls doing cute things.
>>25552242Polka's girlfriend.
>>25552167Towa.
>>25552252Poruka...
>>25551982Not my cup of tea. I'll stick with the lion
>>25552225Don't worry, gorilla and francisco are helping him.
>>25552222
>>25552194Dan the Man, master of the Saikyo style
>>25552222I KNEEL
Pizza dad....
>literally just reading stock letters she googledI love this clown already
>>25552183This is what you cal Deep Sexy Voice or DSV for shortAND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYONDBANKAI!
>Dan & AnnWhat could this mean?
Okay fuck you clown, you got me this time.
Does Choco not have any holo friends?
>>25552068He should collab with nidomi and tsukasa again
We live in a circus
What the fuck is this? What is the appeal? Is the humour based on pretending to be retarded?
>>25552216Yes.She needs to be psychologically conditioned to love her deep voice.
>>25552208How the fuck did it take you this long. It's not like they're hiding it. /v/ posting is basically a completely different culture than the rest of the site aside from /pol/.
ぐるぐる san
Is Polka really the biggest brain Holo there is?
>>25552009Agreed. Maybe itll even become the soundtrack to a cooking episode.
>HONK baiting EOP content4D CHESS CLOWN
She ask fans to send things in for this as a joke. that's probably part of what these letters are for.
>>25552238She listened to Marine's advice
I can't do this anymore.I just can't.I can't fucking stand this moter fucking retarded clown and her stupid fucking bg honk shit like who the fuck thought this was entertaining or funnyits not it's fucking obnoxious this is not what fucking ctubers whshould be about are you FUCKING serious no more gamesits tie to end this fucking charade in this clown world we call youtube life
>>25552274she's not even reading, she's just making up shit
>600 viewersso this is the power of homostars...
ALOE LOVE
>tfw Fubuki is actually fun to watch
>Ann stand for AnonWoah...
>mentioning superchat again
>>25552222based danCHAD
HOLY SHIIIIIT
>>25552285Now these are some good Towa abs.
YAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE ONE AND ONLY
Yagoo...
>YAGOOOO
>>25551982Dumb clown
wtf
>>25552284/pol/ posting is different from /v/
>>25552284it's especially a stark contrast from /jp/
HOLY BASED !!!
OMEDETOU
YAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yagoo?!
Poruka...
Wow a personal voicemail from YAGOO!
is this the first time Yagoo talks in a holos stream? :O
THIS FUCKING CLOWN
yagoo!
>YagooI kneel
Polka is making me want to do my reps to understand her humor...
Fucking Yagoo I swear...
YagoooooOO!
YAGOOCHAMA
isnt hololive an idol group?
>>25552261That's the point zero reading comprehension anon.
YAGOO!?
>>25552167Coco
YAGOO?
>I kan't speaku muchu engurisu>letters are all in EnglishWait what?
>>25552295>astel viewers dropped from 400 to 300s-sugoi...
Yagoo...I kneel
Just found out aloe would take a 2 week break? what did you do while this is happening /hlg/? most likely nothing...
>YAGOOthis fucking clown kek
Even dragging Yagoo based POL
>yagooYABEEEEEEEEE oh wait
The best girl himself?
>>25552321no
Alright, fuckers, Polka just won. It's over.
>real Tanigowhat the fuck Polka literally runs this sht
>gets yagoo to speak for her streamIs she too powerful?
First Dan and now Yagoo... Polka is going to collab with boys, isn't she...
>>25552318is coco seething that Gen 5 gets so much more than they got? original songs, Yagoo, etc
>>25552167Coco...
That's right, you faggots. Polka is my favorite and Aloe is getting canned.おめでとう!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! POLKA I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE SHIPOSTING QUEEN! ME ME ME ME ME ME!
>>25552293Honk honk
It's been 3 days and Polka literally runs the company already
imagine not going all in on polkacoin
>>25552167Fubuki.
CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED CLOWNED
>YagooIts over, Coco is finished
YAGOO BEST GIRL
>>25552216Listening to dumbass nips and their obsession with fake ass cute voices ruined her.
>>25551982People overhyped the clown too much. Fuck this shit. Fuck her. Fuck her fags.
>>25552339Please dont bring it up again we just got rid of the bugs
>Suisei totsumatch is finally here.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>25552335Sio...
It's funny how obsessed she is with YAGOO.
>>25552356
>>25552353You're being replaced old hag
fuck clownsfuck (You) farmersgo watch izuru and roberu
>>25552352Okayu...
Uh oh... Coco got some competition
>>25552339Making a call
>>25552118thats what im worried about since polka is very fun but clowns have always been a easy shitposting method
>>25552361She's learning.Deep sexy Towa unlocked soon.
Is this proof that Polka is really considered a major catch for Hololive?
Choco doesnt even look like a holo
I'm boredgive me some juicy narrative
>>25552367Because she's probably riding his dick at this point. It's gross.
>>25552298Welcome, friend!
>>25552170Unless I get completely spoon fed I don't think I'll be able to find it
>>25552365go discuss that turd on vyt or something, this is clown territory kid.
>gets the CEO to kneel in front of 26k peoplePolka is going places.
Holy fuck how many BGMs does she have
is polka going to basically be a crossbreed of haachama and coco?
>>25552370I'm watching the clown and these two clowns
>>25552380Nice. Lucky her.
>>25552283Dude just wait for the shitposting wait when the shitposting begins haha the shitposting when she starts it haha
>>25552350100%.>>25551982Kind of this though it seems like she's going to run jokes into the ground. This could have been a great 10 minute ruse, now it's like... yep, we get it.
Shit where did this cheese nan thing start again? Whose twitter post was it?
>looks at chat"Did yagoo actually come on the stream?"
>Choco is nothing but Niji callssecond gen onegai...
>>25552222>>25552222I KNEEL DAN SAMA
Polka 4D confirmed
>>25552379This is amazing. Those quickly draw feet are nice too. Impressed at this level of skill.
>roberu and izuru stream starts>astels viewers drop by 100ah...なるほど...
>>25552046I FUCKING CALLED IT>>25544501
>>25552167Peko>HONK
>4Dholy fuck stop Coco is already dead
4DI KNEEL
>4DaysHoly fuck
4Dおおおお
Time to choke for two hours.
>>25552376Not as big as Hero for Nijisanji
When is Hololive going to get someone cute like her?
>Polka will become the first 4D vtubers-sugoi...
Any other holo that has Yagoo talk in their streams beside Coco and the homos?
>4DHOW DOES THIS FUCKING CLOWN DO IT
Towa...
4D??? Is she the first one to get a 4D model? WOW!
POLKA 4D TOMORROW!
I can't believe Polka is going to be the first Hololive with a 4D model
>>25552222I KNEEL DAN-SAMA
>>25552396imagine the smell
>>25552368>Clownpits5.pngJust how many of those do you have saved, based armpit poster
Polka playing 4D chess confirmed
>>25552387And even better than her parents.
>>25552355That reminds me that Yagoo is a big fan of upd8 talents, especially Kizuna Ai and Nobuhim-
Coco is SEETHING
>>25552339>breakNo. She got suspended for being a whore, doxxing people and shitting on niji and hololive
>>25552376she had hundreds of thousands of subs before she joined hololive, she was always a major catch
POLKA SMELLEVISION
>4D Polka>Will be able to smell the ClownNOICE
4D CHESS CONFIRMED HONK HONK HOOOOOOOONK
>>25552394Sorry her phone line is probably full at this pointI'm surprised Noel got in
>>25552386She's got tons of graduation money to spend, she basically started with more resources than 99% of indies will ever get and it seems like Cover is also willing to throw their weight behind her harder than the other holos.
>>25552387YesOn top of being a veteran in the industry which will let her get away with it
Nice hololive
Coco must be seethin
>>25552413is for kissing!
Poor poor CocoHololive just had to get the shitposting queen when your Asacoco is in shambles.
>>25552376We don't need proof. She's straight up the biggest pick up they've ever made. They can only outdo her with a snipe now.
>>25552353It's off to r/oldandbusted, Coco.
i fucking kneel clown-sama
>>25552283Literally carried by her old personaA true fucking clown
>>25552387Polka has a higher IQ than Coco and Haachama combined.
Polka pits smelling stream... Imagine...
>>25552339She would have lost her job if she was talking about hololive.
FUCKING HACK
>>25552398すまん, you know how it is. Just waiting.
>inb4 she goes back streaming
>>25552421he uploaded his whole folder like yesterday. it's a pretty good collection desu
That was it?
>polka now exists in all dimensions
>>25552385Yagoo kneels to a neet idolfag of course the cuck will kneel for a girl.
This fucking clown
>>25552436Where are the males?
>>25552350She likes them and wants to go out with them and buy them a meal.
This fucking Clown holy shit
>>25552436If the archive is still up go look at who called in her last totsu, lots of indies in that one
astel's squad just got destroyed by that guy
i am already tired of honkposts
What the fuck did i just watch
>live stream is offline
>Ratna on Choco's streamhttps://twitter.com/ratna_petit/status/1295311468116631552?s=19
>>25551982Can't see the appeal. I only get tired from watching her
Fuck this bitch baiter.
>4Dimagine the smell
4D CHADS
Cliffhanger...
Sora....https://twitter.com/tokino_sora/status/1295664386011328514
>>25552436I'm thinking about closing this totsu already if no holo is going to call.
armpitfags are disgusting
HONK
>Oh she's just done now.Is it just going to be Polka's job to have money and time thrown at her to make short shitposting streams or something?
>>25551761Nips don't even know the basics, that's where a teacher is still helpful. Assuming they're not teaching like they're doing in nip school.
>>25551665>I found a site where you could actually use the twitter interfacewhich site?
>>25552408It's sad that they got her a generic avatar.
>>25552450すまんこ
Cocock...
ok i admitthat one got me
>>25552445she also is way lewder which is a automatic greenlight for me
>only 4/16 of Choco's callershave been from hololiveWhat the fuck.
>>25552472Watame said she will call.
>>25551982She's pretty good, a bit too hyper for me though.
Apologize for doubting her.
>Im gonna sing a song! Please listen!such a fucking clown...
>>25552445thats not really a high bar
no brain cells is being used in the Roberu/Izuru collab fuck is up with these two
>>25552436Most of them dropped her after she started talking about dating and ex boyfriends. I mean that's just asking for a yabee.
>>25552475the shittest taste
>they doubted the clownHave you knelt yet?
Did you rike it? Honk honk
>>25552475i used to feel this way, once...
So the current Polka we see is just the percieved shadow of a four-dimensional hyperPolka, neat.
Where's the song
>Towa hasn't read the patch notes and is confused by all the changesCute.
Towa's playing ranked? How many times did she disconnect already?
>>25552436Choco is a niji spy
>>25552473SORA YOUR COWORKERS ARE HAVING FUN JOIN THEM ALREADY AAAAAAA
>>25551761>Towa is an immersion follower
God I hate retarded clownfags so much
>>25552426>>25552438>>25552440xdddd
>>25552504Toi...
Polka is going to take Coco's place soon. Soon Lamy and Botan will follow to overtake both Kanata and Watame. Even Aloe and Nene will incline harder than Luna or Towa ever did. Gen 4 fags seethe.
>>25552283Prisu unzastan nihonjin hyumaDesu
>>25552495are you legit retarded ?
4 Holos have called out of the 18 callers...
>>25552409Based Renechad, her voice is one of the best
>>25552473Sora at least acknowledge your new kouhais exist...
I hate clownhour
>>25552356I joined when the polkafags started their clownvolutionI just couldn't miss out on all the shitposting the clown and clownfags were probably going to do.
>>25552510cope
>>25552488Seriously, does Choco even talk to these people anymore? They haven't collabed in ages.
>>25552283What do you need for something to count as "appeal"?Relatively speaking, her production value and visible effort is higher than the vast majority of her peers. Humor is a crapshoot but she's attempting to tell actual jokes. Her content selection is reliant on her being able to carry it with her personality.I certainly hope you're not one of those people who only care about how cute a girl is.
>>25552488>he didn't believe the "holos hate each other" narrative
>>25552506Her viewer numbers represent that too.
https://twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1295669383159664640Q&A with Aqua
>>25552525seethe
This is how you shitpost Coco. Have fun with your underage reddit only chat and audience in the future.
>>25552508The chat is Towa's teacher.
i wanna grab polka's fluffy tail honestly
>>25552505She triggered the shield bug in the training map, but this is the first time she's playing online.
>>25552475blame touhou and reimu's delicious armpits
>>25552526Yes
can't believe Watame is not callingI thought they were friends
It's fine, coco still has reddit
>>25552530>are you onion?? hehe
>>25552504But she did read them...
>>25552222Based Dan, Steely Dan
Imagine talking about the other failures instead of the clown.
>>25552526?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eNzcvW6WQY
>>25552526The was a recent blondes collab on Mel's channel.
>>25552526why is she so unpopular? She doesn't seem that bad at all in her streams
>>25552506She is an ambassador
>>25552222Fuck you
>>25552335Love TowaAte RobocoSimple as
>>25552548He's talking about the nijis and indies calling in
https://files.catbox.moe/awc6fb.pngHONKHONK
Wow it feels like just yesterday Polka was only brand new! Here's my 50 monopolydollar akasupa!Edit: Wow thanks for all the uphonks!Edit 2: wow my first gold thank you!>>25552532Were you watching the clown's retarded EOP chat?
>>25552530>Did you fuck abadango?
ALRIGHT THAT'S IT. I FUCKING HATE REDDIT CLOWN.
Coco is dead. Long live the Clown!
>>25552540>>25552548>>25552549I meant the non-hololive members. Should have been more clear.
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1295671019605094400
So far I don't think Polka's been as inventive as Coco, she can't just do zatsudans forever.
>>25552283Pretending to be retarded is what people come to this site to do every single day, and they still manage to find it amusing. This means she's our girl
>>25552521She already did for Nene and Polka
I still haven't seen a shitpost from the girls that surpasses Aruran's christmas video.
Omaru polka? More like this stream is Owaru'd grasssssssssssssss
>>25552543Even Reddit is being corrupted by Polka. There's probably even more Polka posts, but Coco keeps deleting some of them.
なんだいまの
>>25552548I think he was meaning all the other people calling.
I like Towa.
>>25552526Do you even watch their streams?
>>25551982I hate her already, and her fans do not help in that regard
I love Towa.
>>25552562My answer is still yesShe still talks to them but collabs don't happen because Ichikara is anal about them
>>25552575Nah.
>>25552527>crapshoot humor carried by high production valueYeah no, i guess she's just not for me
you are watching MioSuba in 20 minutes right?
>>25552581rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrat
>Towa 5.5k viewersSo this is the new normal huh ? Im glad for her
>>25552581NO
Polka...get it? polka dots. HONK HONK *laugh track*
>>25552563agree
>>25552551Choco just isn't that exciting to be fair. She's more like a chill bartender you talk to. I could never see Choco act like Pekora for instance. I don't mind Choco for being the way she is though.
>>25552551For me its her design
I feel like Polka is trying a bit too hard, doesn't really feel natural.I'll probably like her more as she calms down in the future.
Polka's schtick is already wearing off. The 5ch thread is full of comments from people saying it's getting a bit boring and that they hope the next stream is something new. EOPs just laugh at "lol funny clown I can't understand!!!!!" but actual speakers are getting bored of it.
honk honk
>>25552586Remember when she only had 700 viewers?
>>25552530>members onlydropped
>>25552586I'd like that to be the case, but it's probably because of the new patch
Fuck this clown. I'll watch someone else
>>25552586Inclining.
>>25552584Who's Mio? I only know about MaiSuba
>>25552559this is how coco fags must feel huh
>>25552475this thread is for converting people into armpit love before it is to talk about holos
>>25551773https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUDUK-yvwQsNever forget
>>25552564>This is your 3rD day on the job, you can't just keep doing the same thing forever. I-I'm warning you Polka!
>>25552581I love how Peko often substitutes K for G.
I'd love to see Choco and Kyouko play GTA online together.
>>25552563>3D Polka trending alreadyHee
>#1 trending in JapanPolka...
HONK HONKhttps://youtu.be/zjedLeVGcfE
>>25552588https://streamable.com/v33vq1
>>25552564Roberu...
3 slot gold armor? The fuck?
>>25552599>5chstopped reading right there
choco holy fuck is anybody from holo gonna call you?
>>25552562IIRC Rion and Sukoya are her actual friend, and the girl she's current talking to, Hayase Sou, is also pretty well connected and a good listener so I wouldn't put it past her to still called Choco every so often off stream.
>>25552551Constant problems with Youtube take their toll.
>>25552599As if 5ch is any better a barometer
>>25552598This, plus she scares me for some reason,,
>>25552584Yeah, Mio looks much younger nowadays. Must be because happy things keep happening to her!
>>25552599Cool links and screenshotsMeanwhile>#1 trending in Japan
>>25552621Yeah, it's weird.
BEST CLOWN MUSIC INCOMINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFHvcxBCeb4
>>25552599>noooo you only like it because you don't understand the jokecringe
>didn't do a 'superchat' reading for the remaining 30 minutesMust be easy being a japanese female and only needing to half ass stuff.
>>25552564If she can get to Roberu level zatsudans, I'd want her to do those forever.
Polka is literally a better Haachama
>Polka Announcing 4D StreamWhy wasn't I born in a higher dimension bros.....
>>25552614I'd just love to see Choco play more GTA. Too bad chat told her not to play Online. Miko could've shown her the ropes...
>>25552599People here are simply parroting what others say because haha funny meme.
i think im turning schizo, i tried to jack off while thinking of my holo and suddenly thought that she could hear my thoughts...
>>25552623Yeah give me a min rn I'm connecting
>>25551626Needs more FUN, but thankfully closer to the devil trigger cover by /v/, than HxH by /a/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTx0709z2Ao
Roboco... Zehi...
>>25552624Thanks for the informative post.
What's the narrative with Coco doing Fall Gays at the same time as Luna 3D?
Towa has nearly 6k viewers, pretty good for her.
>>25552456You know who loves clowns? Beaners and spics
>>25552564>she can't just do zatsudans forever.that's what you think. but winners can in fact, do zatsudans forever.
https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1295671598519709701
>>25552621It feels like not using a synch shield in this meta is a straight handicap now.
>>25552640It doesn't matter anywayPermissions have made GTA a thing of the past
>not realizing the other holos don't like ChocoTook y'all long enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBsEPyhtwsk神BGM SOON IN FBK STREAM
>>25552564Give her time, anon.
Uhhh guys what the fuck happened to apex? Why am i seeing a full mag spray on a blue armor without it breaking?
>>25552196just wait and see anon
>>25552551Because she's lacking western viewers, it's hard to have fun in her streams if you don't know japanese. The more crazy livers get more western audience because watching pekora scream "temee ora yurusanai peko" is easier to watch when you don't understand nintendo language. Choco being more chill make it hard to follow for a western viewer
>>25552654Ah, true. Damn it.
Why is Towa's voice so cute?What caused her to be this way!?
>>25552650I'm a spic and I hate the stupid clown
how old real aloe could be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gufob2VkgS8 princess please don't die...
>>25552599I already hated Polka posting from the beginning.
>>25552642That's just your holo tulpa manifesting
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1295672266827501568
>>25552655Fuck off retard I bet you started watching after 4th gen debuted
Clown CHADS...I...Kneel.....
>>25552655Whats the reason? She doesn't seems like a bad person
PolkARK when? Holo ARK needs a villian.
>>25552621Literally garbage right now. I saw an apex stream earlier and they ignored all the gold armor
>>25552649>get a boost from marine>spend it playing apexamazing
>>25552621How strong will Chadraltar be now with his 75 shield?
>Coco with her american humour: LMAO DRUGS FUNNY RIGHT KIDS?Polka is so much superior
>>25552661It just had an update.Towa hasn't read the patch notes though...
>>25552564It's day 3 dumbass. I like coco and I look forward to what more the clown has to offer. Hate the clown spam though.
>>25552648Probably didn't get the memo. Everyone in that timeslot rescheduled already.
>>25552654Feels pretty sad that Mikoti wouldn't ever be able to play Rockstar games again after she comes back.
>chocobros...
>>25552669>emily wants to playplease find another game
>>25552679This is the power of concentrated autism.
>>25552599>5chYou might as well say that /vyt/'s opinions matters as well, you fucking retard.
>>25552642That's true though, she can. We're all connected, so don't do anything weird.
>>2555266620 years of chain smoking
>Miko Ch. さくらみこ>41 / 860 (4%)
>>25552676There is no reason because it's not true
>>25552621New season. All armors have -25 health. Also all armors except gold are evolving now.https://www.ea.com/games/apex-legends/news/season-6-patch-notes
>Polka was in the same utaite band as Mio and Towawew
>>25552681>LMAO she said motherfucker
>>25552599This is what I warn this thread from the beginning. Fuck them
>>25552645One of the better covers produced by that shithole. Peak kino and soul.SSS is way harder because its EOPs trying to sing in Japanese.
>>25552631So this is the power of the clown. I kneel.
>>25552669Low stamina princess will die in 10 minutes
>>25552621All armor is evo now. Great idea IMO.
>>25552642H-Hot...
Aki...Watame...call Choco..
>>25552666She's a fallen angel that still has her angelic voice.
>>25552599But I saw a 5ch post saying they loved it. So who was 5ch?
>>25552661More like R99 is just gone.
>>25552621They should've kept Gold armor on 200 shield tbdesu.
>>25552697source?
I just want the collab ban to end so that we can see what Polka can do with all of her old friends.
>>25552709who indeed
Chocobros... I just want her to live a healthy, happy live. Failed dates aside, surely among the sea of single male nips, there is one decent guy to take care of her.
>>25552599http://itest.5ch.net/egg/test/read.cgi/streaming/1597746794At least make your narrative believable.
>>25552526She's from the era where they basically had to collab with loads of people outside the company to stay relevant so it makes sense that doesn't have particularly strong bonds with anyone inside it.
>>25552473MANAGER CAN YOU FORCE HER TO INTERACT AT LEAST?
>>25552679She was about to play fall guys but maintenance made her switch to Apex. Also it's what most of her channel is about at this point
>>25552599Yeah on the anti thread... what did you expect 5chfags are full of shit
>>25552673I love this stupid clown
>>25552679Please understand, she is an addict.>>25552697Deepest lore.
Though of a hot new meme. Instead of wife, we ask them to be our mommy.
>>25552710it's a supply drop now
>>25552697nice bullshit
Haven't really watched Choco, but does she do anything with other Holos than Watame and Mel?
It's over, Coco. Nobu has already buttered up YAGOO. Mea is coming. Tamaki will be there, too. And you think Aqua will ever look your way again after that? Get in the back seat or on your bike.
>>25552709Narrative.
>>25552696So the new meta is just to snipe for evo? Oh baby, snipers back on the menu. And people were laughing two seasons ago.
>>25552685She could, easily. Just disable monetization/supacha when she streams it, people will donate on her free chat anyways.
>>25552528>holos hate each otherIs that really true?
narrativebros? https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1295672665336766469?s=19
>>25552681>HA HA HA HA S H I T B A G
>>25552599>5chwow the dedicated hololive anti thread doesn't like the newest hololive member. im shocked
>>25552693s-she will be back soon right?
>>25552283She used the "feign retardation" skill.
>>25552716Yeah but she's not even trying anymore because she doesn't have timeShe'll probably start looking to settle down when she retires
>>25552720She does want to play more, whether she does I'm not sure.
>>25552716Oh fuck, I just realized she is streaming after all that illness and weight loss stuff.Hope she is fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBbojv9EwUs&t=34716>Big Smoke's orderDid someone trick the dumb sheep?
>>25552673That absolute goblin drawing. I love it.
>>25552697>Polka's most viewed NND cover is from her group with Roberu and Kirawtf
>>25552681Both sucks
@everyone,, ze-zehi...
>>25552730>sniperMore like energy weps + hemlok meta. Check out bloodhound buffs.
>>25552672how to get a holo tulpa
>>25552697>Retards will fell for this
>LunaSuba VR>HaaWataI'm the happiest person today
>>25552728I can't wait a whole month, I want Tamaki collab now
>>25552740anon...I'm sorry...it's best if you don't know the truth...
>>25552733Anon their romantic comedy misunderstanding was resolved a while ago
>>25552732aqua hating pekora is real
>>25552726miko is towas sister i thought you knew anon?
>>25552714Who were her old friends anyway?
>>25552717>Literally full of people praising PolkaOh no, my narrative!
>>25552727She does things with literally every single one of themShe is the only holo that has a 100% collab rate
>>255527095ch is one person just like how /hlg/ is one. I hope they meet someday
>>25552748Isn't this that Ryan Gosling Supacha?
>>25552728aqua-sama...onegai...
18 callers, only 4 of which are Hololives, and I'm not sure one of them even counts...
>>25552748It was caused by Goslingfag
>>25552716There is probably a reason why she only gets deadbeats asking her out. Either there's something wrong with her or she just cherry picked disaster stories to make the stream funny.
Kek Watame is leeching off of Haachama.
>>25552727she's part of ark gang
>>25552283She's trying to appeal for literal retards
Polka goes from 0 to 100 too fast for me, I just can't keep up. She's also scary for some reason and the faggots who spam their retardation here aren't helping either.
>>25552709It's a basic shitposting pattern.>5ch said *make some shit up*
>>25552599>5ch is one person and have singular opinionYeah I'm also gonna copy to most fucking retarded post in these threads to 5ch and say that's the average IQ of white pigs.
>>25552765OTP
>>25552748c-cute
>>25552758anon said she already had the baby and she is just nursing right now though
It's funny seeing Cocofags feel intimidated by the clown. Her schtick may not be the funniest but definitely more creative than all of Coco's content.
>>25552669It's that shitty laughing knock off version of chucky again. I know coco already said they don't have anything else but come on
>>25552748>watadonalds is now canon
>>25552746She was with her parents after waking up from her sleep issue, she mentioned the sleeping thing at the start of the totsuShe went back home to her parents because her cat from her childhood was ill and dyingShe seems fine about it now though
>>25552673big kusa
This fucking hag should cutt he stream now, I feel bad she has to get nijs to call in since her own co-workers don't even want to bother.
>>25552681>Polka is so much superiorI haven't found any of her shit funny yet, dumb Polka poster.
>#1 Trending on TwitterGuys the japs hate it, I swear. 5ch said so.
>5ch autismUPDATE: Aloe's information added Marin 's rich boyfriend (even cracked glasses and engagement are catastrophic? The theory that the catastrophe is bluffing is behind the scenes) Pekora's boyfriend's richness (continue to be in love with Junichi Kato Sex is confirmed with Puru Aki in the past) Aku boyfriend has strong potential (formerly heko-hii, saffle is pettan) Ayame boyfriend has rich (person who is suspicious of cutting 7 people C, surrounded by LOL neighborhood, going around Kuzuha There is a theory that I'm tired after it) Miko Have a boyfriend? (With the presence of the man in the water leakage accident at the time of distribution of environmental sound, medical treatment is birth theory) Lucia boyfriend possession influential (big real Youtuber pinpoint aim) (human A seven-cutting alleged) master boyfriend retention leading Roboko There is no information afterwards Boyfriend has a strong potential (There is a theory that it is not a boyfriend but a relationship of saffle) Festival No boyfriend (7 people who are alleged to be cut off B, pick-up / male addict, pillow sales are also willing to do) There is no boyfriend Mel cover The founding member was receiving a long-term stalker. I may have fallen into male disgust from shockAkirose Husband-bearing, child-bearing Mio Without boyfriend Subaru Boyfriend-possessed Sion Boyfriend-bearing rich (sex with @otowaowata confirmed) Rice porridge Without boyfriend Batuichi Flare Boyfriend-has potential (Noefre) There is suspicion that the hot spring trip was a W date with a man) Noel's boyfriend's richness (There is a suspicion of a date with the staff on Noefure hot spring trip) Itis because there was a boyfriend in the past (it is not possible to say on the delivery on Christmas day) Because it is confirmed that he has a boyfriend (cohabitation with Mukkun is confirmed, in the past “with whom” But sleep self-proclaimed woman ") here No information Kanata information without Toi boyfriend possession determine (cause an accident that VC to ride a man's voice) Luna Yes boyfriend thick (also 2 to people known at least to Pokoshuke era, Moruru debut My boyfriend's recommendation at that time. The company employee theory is rich because I come to stay for the consecutive holidays of Obon holidays.) Lamy No information Nene No information Botan No information Aloe Boyfriend confirmed (The person has already been cut off due to the circumstances of the previous life incident) Conflict with the behavior that follows boyfriend first on twitter and steam a few days ago) Polka No information A Kas Marriage decisionblank, provision of additional information on provisional posting part Requested
>>25552599yes she is unfunny. so is pekora, but pekora is popular so no problem
>>25552283Is there a holo who does not pretend to be retarded from time to time?
>>25552744I hope she does, especially now that the Nintendo copyright mess is resolved. The Mario Kart stream was refreshing. Not that I hate her APEX streams, but I'd like a bit of change too.
>>25552748wtf Watame's chat looks like Towa's, almost only members and the majority in English
>>25552740the fact she isn't going over videos they have rights to with management to unprivate them like pekora and shion did makes me think she might actually not return. why not use this time to benefit her channel
Botan 204KTowa 231KTick tock Towhore.
>>25551267It keeps the translated content coming.
Just came back after a month. What's the hottest /hlg/ memes? Where's the latest chart and tier memes?
>>25552776I miss twitcast shitposting, you could claim anything by saying it was on their roommates twitcast.
>>25552775Same, maybe I am getting old but she's just too hyper for me.
>check robocos steam>one of her friends is playing grim dawn>check out profile>1,746h in terraria>2,181h mhw>218h grim dawn>her youtube is filled with lewd MMDsOk that's pretty based. Shame she wasn't a vtuber
>>25552753Wait, this is annoying as hell. Bloodhound is a real pick now.
>>25552748>>25552783We did it r*ddit?
UGH so Apex sucks now? Why would they do that...
>>25552697Plus 2 Nijis
>>25552755ESLchama...
>Retards think Japs will throw hate to Nobuhime's reincarnationhttps://files.catbox.moe/576oog.png
>>25552797aloe fucks dogs, in other news alot of anons are doing SSS
>>25552789This feels like AI wrote it, then it was translated back and forth 5 times through google translate.
>>25552798I fucking hate depresshion poster.
It reeks of reddit here
>>25552789tl;dr lol
>>25552792Yeah, I wanna see new FPS.>>25552795I want to see Tower and Button together!
>>25552642That's tulpa anon. It's not schizo (borderline at best), but you better not talk of it outside 4chan.
>>25552697>Polka was in the same utaite band as Michael Jackson and the Beetleswew
>>25552789>Rice porridge Without boyfriendSo I have a chance?
>The bugs are back
>>25552789>Toi boyfriend possession determineTwapi...
>>25552789suck my cock lole
So...polka's appeal is "haha retarded girl, how relatable"? Is this going to be a trend for every gens? Fuck I'm tired
>>25552789Festival>There is no boyfriend
>>25552805Do what anon?
>>25552789>Pekora's boyfriendstop reading there, have your (you)
Does anyone have Aloes roommates twitcast? Wanna check out the old content.
>>25552781I'm just glad to see competition, now she must get off her ass and do something. Or maybe not, once you have your fanbase all you need to do is collect the supachas
>>25552808It's almost like Japan is more than one person.
>>25552805basedmaybe they'll finally get sick of this trash game and move onto something else
Honk'd
>>25552789Riding Towa!
>>25552797Funny thing, we ditched charts and tiers.
>>25552789Toi...
>>25552717>polack tier list of cuckposting>replies are all shitting on it for being a template and having no evidence/narrative5ch is 4ch in moonspeak
>>25552824It's probably a kindergarten little girl...
>>25552823That's Nene, though
WATAME!
Watame has came
Watame!
There she is.
>WatameFinally another holo.
Finally, a holo...
>>25552827I think she nuked it, like with her personal twitter.
Tsunowaki Watame!
>APEX is basically a completely different game nowKenzoku this is our chance.
>>25552795i don't care i still love Towa
omg a hololive!
>>25552823The most relatable to these people would be the fucking "gamer" lion shit.
>>25552789>Personal livesWhy do I need to care? I just want to watch some entertainers. I don't need to know who they fuck with. Do people bother knowing when Pewd fucked last time? purefagnormieshits
>>25552789>Lamy NoHow can it be when I'm her boyfriend?
>>25552789For every 1 thing they get right, a 100 they get wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjZ6KMULOb4who cares about polka, I'd rather watch the holoQUEEN, COCO
>>25552834Why? /hlg/ loves charts and tier memes especially that spanish chart meme. what happened?
>>25552795Botanfags are Towafags
Watame called, rip choco.
WATAME!!!!
>>25552771Could be. But I honestly don't think she's the kind of person to make such stories up.
Sheepchads, why are Choco's viewers suddenly increasing???
Watame thank you
>>25552859Why is that a RIP?
>>25552801Is that Siva? Sounds like Siva.
>>25552847Just started watchan. Can you give me a run down on how they destroyed Apex?
Watame and Choco look like sisters when their faces are next to each other.
>>25552847Is there much to learn in the game? I'm not too bad at FPS but never bothered with a battle royale before
>>25552833I want Towa to impregnate me.
>>25552789Can they update the list? I am Nene's boyfriend
>>25552855I completely forgot about Coco.
>>25552717the entire thread is sucking off Polka with the exception of that one boyfriend autism post >>25552789
>>25552866It is
la oveja...
Watame a shit. A SHIT!
Peak entertainment from my friend today
>>25552862Watame made the call.
>>25552818Are you the legendary super saiyan? Or a shark man? Or a giant floating pirate skull? Or an arabian mouse? Or a more humanoid shark man? Or a big salamander creature that eats ghosts? Or a lanky cyclist with large teeth? Or a gambler who only feels alive when he's gambling with his life?
>>25552847The family will never ever be good at APEX.
How much did Watame request for this appearance?
>she called?DUMP EEET
>>25552789i wonder if aloe is actually 15
>>25552862Sheepfags watching for Watame.
which homostar would you fuck?hard mode: not kira
>>25552862Lots of people jumping in because of Watame shouldve seen the explosion of none members when she showed up
>>25552855You mean redditdragon?
>>25552869the most important part is hitting your shots it's a basic game and the characters are simple enough that it doesnt interfere with the gameplay
>>25552876https://streamable.com/vzyr0v
>>25552789That's just a translation of that one post that based watame's self proclaimed ’誰とでも寝る女’ on some anti's fake twitter acc, so totally believable
(3) messages from (D)an, (A)nn and (Y)agoo...3DAYs, bravo polka
>>25552880As is tradition.
>>25552862>5ktook the bogpill
>>25552870Za Towa...
>>25552847It's time for HPS to get more than one total kill!
>>25552888Ki.. Kaoru
>>25552775s-scary ? how ?
>>25552888Not Roberu cause that would be incest.
>>25552781I don't really like Coco and hate her voice, but I do feel kind of bad for her. I feel miserable for the rest of gen 5; they're going to get absolutely fucked compared to how much support they're already transparently lavishing on Nobu. They'll do very well compared to indies of course, and better than the "lower tier" Nijis for that matter, but that's part of why it sucks. I prefer Hololive because they're much smaller and have a different atmosphere, and even the "biggest stars" will collab or call in to whoever, feels like a family (narratives and rivalries aside). I think we're on the cusp of just not getting that anymore.
>>25552888Assuming it's because I'm being threatened then Izuru at least he's young
Buy sheepcoins now
>>25552897Holy shit
>>25552897You really need a very high IQ to get Polka...
>>25552888You
>>25552897kino
>>25552862i just tuned in to the stream since watame is calling
am i the only one watchin FBK here?
https://twitter.com/narukami_sabaki/status/1295674854209802241?s=20AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25552897Was it kino?
most plain holo girl?
>>25552897Sasuga Polka-sama
>>25552897Kino
>>25552869Only the movement stuff. Not getting hit is almost more important than hitting people
>>25552869There's stuff you have to learn but it's not really that overwhelming I think. If you have good aim I think the biggest challenge will just be learning what weapons are good / bad which shouldn't take too long.
>>25552897Delete this.
MY BABY AND HER BABYSITTER ARE GONNA GET SPOOKED.LETS IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>25552897Holy fuck.I can't believe I didn't pick up on that. Are the clown troupes actually the fanbase with the highest IQ?
>>255528974days is the same 3 people + S
>>25552915OH NO
>>25552888izuru, hes young and inexperienced. i want to teach him and watch him become a slut
>>25552879Nothing special, I just drive
>>25552862Watame is truly a blessing to us all
>>25552897You know too much.
>>25552897haven't felt this trolled since 2006
>>25552897https://files.catbox.moe/kl4nfs.pngoh shit
>>255528973000 IQ move Polkahime-sama
>>25552915My boy Keem is gonna graduate that whore
>>25552855who?
>>25552915BASED JAPANESE KEEMSTAR. FEED ME THE NARRATIVES
>>25552915Bastard
>>25552915Gen 5-1
>>25552915The whore of hololive.
>>25552897Deepest lore right here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjZ6KMULOb4 Cocohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gufob2VkgS8 Luna and Subaruhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzhhaI1pm3U Aruran
>>25552821tokyo tower...
>>25552801>>25552866Siva made the video for this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7FqZJS-ZwA
>>25552929You're in. Her last condition is that she likes people who like her.
>>25552915EL NARRATIVAS
>>25552897High IQ chads keep on winning
>>25552915What if he just defends her though?
>>25552915He's just going to defend her, yawn
>>25552717Why don't they have images?
She did it!
>>25552915fucking leech
>>25552870Towa fucking you on her lap with ZA TOWA while nibbling on your ear and trying to hide her own embarassment!Towa flooding your womb with her cum and apologising if she hurt you!Towa pulling out, leaving you a leaky, quivering mess on the bed!Lying there on the bed shaking with little minin orgasms!Being impregnated by towa's futa cum!Towa helping you get things out of the fridge because you're too heavily pregnant to move properly!Towa calling you a dork for trying to do everything by yourself instead of letting her help, she knows how to cook rice properly this time she swears!Raising many healthy demon children with towa!Sleeping in bed with towa surrounded by you children all nice and safe!Towa!
>>25552915>>25550844
>>25552915Yay he'll tell us information we already know again
FBK did it!
>>25552915/ourguy/ is gonna BTFO nijicucks again
>>25552897SASUGA POLKA-SAMA
>>25552897I was wrong about the clown
>>25552836Someone actually posted it here lmao>>25552789
>>25552915Keemstar-sama, please don't. I'm already tired of 3 days of shitposting.
>>25552897SUBARASHI
>>25552915AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhttps://files.catbox.moe/kl4nfs.png
>>25552905Retard narrative, theyll all be elevated by polka succeeding
>>25552897Sasuga Society Clown
>>25552894>that stutter at the beginningshe'd be putty in your hands.
>polka>no bf>clown characterwhy it doesn't surprise me?
>NarukekmiYeah hes just going to repeat what we already know
>>25552897I KNEEL
>>25552869Movements probably. Also small decision making on what weapon to use upon landing based on attachments available.
>/v/ thread died>ip count back to 300
>>25552956No homo!
>>25552897honkerinos
>>25552789>Luna Yes boyfriend thichot
>>25552915I'm fucking sick of this weak-willed faggot.
>>25552915he's just gonna regurgitate what we already know
>>25552855You mean I just stream and react to reddit without any effort Coco.
>>25552915I will shit fury on Japanese Keemstar
>>25552959He'll just take another shit on gaijin white knights
>>25552915The Nijidestroyer is gonna do it again.
https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1295676579872350208Ayame Fall Guys tonight
>>25552952Saves on server space and that means a lot of money.
>>25552915OI! You can't do that!
>>25552892>>25552920>>25552921I'll start my Apex reps then. Hopefully I can get good by the time she does another marathon stream.
>>25552956gosling'd by my own post....it hurts even more than normal....hold me anon...
>>25552915Please let it be him shitting on nijisancucks
>>25552989Finally some non-apex action
>>25552855the reddit dragon
>It's Luna's shitty 3d model againAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25552915She is already dead
>Out of breath 3 seconds in
>>25552897What the fuck
>>25552789Google is using this thread for their AI research? Explains the spam and braindead responses.
>Luna is already triedTHIS FUCKING 0 YEAR OLD BABY
Tired already...
>>25552247God i miss her burgerposting
APEX is good now!?
20 seconds in and Luna is out of breath
>luna stream just started a minute a go>she's already huffing & puffing
>>25552915Jap Keemstar is going to eradicate her. Sasuga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s_TPebdIHwNew clown.
I wonder how bitter Coco is now that she's old and busted, way past her prime.
>>25552956sometimes i think my horny posts are too much, but then theres always someone who proves me wrong
>>25552669Blessing time
>>25553000KEKS
>>25552915HOLOLIVE WHITEKNIGHT ABOUT SAVE HERBASED NARUCHADMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s_TPebdIHwHas subtitles
>>25552915placing bets on defense
>>25552989Did that Ayame gosling poster leave? I don't think I've seen him in forever.
>>25552915Bet you it's the reverse and he pulls something out in defense of her
HOW IS LUNA ALREADY EXHAUSTED?
Aloe is fine. She'll pull less numbers but still more than the metric fuckton of indies out there.
>>25552161Nobody is going to fucking do that.
>>25552897Polka...>you wouldn't get it
>>25552789(You)
>>25552966He's already confirmed to be pro-holo by now. Nijitrannies gonna dilate hard.
>>25552855apply yourself r-tard
>>25553010Already?
>>25552915FYI newfriends, Narukami always shits on idolfags.
>>25552905what support? You know polka paid for her original song out of her own pocket right? You know polka tweeted up an entire storm and created all of the hype for her debut by herself right? Everything polka has done, she has done right but don't try to act like cover plays favourites because they cant even do simple things properly
>>25552989So, who else hasn't played fall guys/has no schedule?I think Choco, Mel, Okayu, Korone, and Sora haven't yet
WINEAUNT
>tired 58 seconds inThis princess is so fucking weak Jesus Christ
>>25552712Towa's roommate NND/YT, band's twitter, Polka's roommate note/twitter, the evidence is everywhere
>>25552978You can tell by baits
Aki!!!
>>25552915>more niji bombs via aloe proxyGoddamn it we JUST got rid of the bugmen
>>25553010>subbed shitpostsholy based
>>25552789this is some autism, how do they even dig this up
>>25552888Izuru or Miyabi
SUBARU!
>>25552897Holy fuck based Polka.
Miss Rosenthal...
Aki...
>>25552915He'll defend her. As always
AKIROZE
>>25553011It's weird how old Coco does feel now with all the new talent. I almost feel bad for that bitch.
Fuck me, it's been too long since I've seen Duck in 3D.>luna already needs to sit down
>another holochocobros!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s_TPebdIHwClown
>>25553020Just like Ayame.
god i wanna pick up luna and fuck her on that chair
>porn interview
>>25553018She really is a pro.>have you done this before>nopeYOU LIE
>>25553010Good lord
>>25553034Miko....Mio.....
Fitting for a lazy princess
>>25552869It's an easy game to play, though it takes a while to master kind of deal.Even pros can get wiped easy though their success will overall be better, after a week or so of playing you will be at the level of most people though. You could feasibly fight a pro and win
>>25552897This is amazing
THEY FIXED LUNA'S MOUTH!!!
>>25552867All armors except red nerfed by 25, you start with white evo shield. That makes everyone actually want to fight to level up their armor for the last ring instead of hiding the whole game and hoping for lucky armor find.
>>25552928>spoilerUnbased
>>25553010i want to cum inside polkas gloves!
>>25552915Based
Polka doing a literal fucking AV interview
>>25553058>translatedwtf
why is subaru's model so much more smoother?
bye guys, im going to use shiens massage stream to jack off no homo
>>25553071No they didn't
Luna you won't survive this if you're winded already
>>25553071what about the neck?
>>25552897Bravo kojimbo you did it again
>>25553010she has the potential to surpass FBK
>Subaru calling Luna a grannyWhat the fuck you can't doxx her like that
>>25553062I just now got it. POLKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Luna is cute! Cute!
i love anon.