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2551033 No.2551033 [Reply] [Original]

Shichan's my best friend in the whole world! Wahaha~! And do you know why?

Hahaha~! Because she can't do anything without me, Hichan! She thinks she's so much smarter than me, and she probably is, but you know, it doesn't matter! Without me, she can't talk to anyone! Wahaha~!

She needs me, Hichan, not you. And she's never going to need you, hahaha~! So no matter what, don't forget! I can make her hate you any time I feel like it! Wahaha~! Isn't that great?

So don't try to get in my way, Hichan! You'll regret it~! Wahaha, hahahaha~!

>> No.2551039

>>2551033
It's very hard to take you seriously with you making hearty laughs after every sentence.

>> No.2551040

I want to touch her drills

>> No.2551042

see this is where you break her hands

>> No.2551043

>I can make her hate you any time I feel like it!
Fuck, it's true.

>> No.2551047
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2551047

Whoops, you've just been replaced by two dollars worth of office supplies.

>> No.2551049

XD!

>> No.2551058

>>2551047

Sir, could I please have your babies?

>> No.2551061

>>2551047
Oh snap.

>> No.2551063

>>2551058

Very well. I'll have a vial of my seed sent to your address.

>> No.2551068

>>2551042
oh yes. I hope a scene like this will be in the fullgame.
Showdown. Heartbreakerkid vs Drillhair
Winner gets Shitzune

Also rape is fine

>> No.2551073

>>2551033 So don't try to get in my way, Hichan!

What exactly is Misha's sinister agenda?

>> No.2551079

>>2551073
Misha plans to steal a bipedal tank capable of launching a nuclear missile from any kind of terrain.

>> No.2551083

>>2551073
Have Shizune do all the work for her and mooch off of her for the rest of her life.

>> No.2551084

>>2551073

PROTIP: she's a lesbian

>> No.2551086
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2551086

>>2551047

Wahaha~! You're so silly, Hichan! That's what I like about you~!

Do you really think Shichan is going to have time to read your scribblings after that mean, mean thing you just said made me run away in tears? Hahaha~!

She's going to get my side of the story first. And who do you think she is going to believe~? You? Wahaha~! Haha, that's a good one!

If she even gives you a chance to explain yourself, she's not going to believe it, nope! Not a word~! Hahaha, wahaha~!

>> No.2551088

>>2551079
METAL GEAR!?

>> No.2551089

>>2551073
Shes an advocate of the feminist conspiracy, thus has no agenda of her own. It is unclear at this point what the ultimate goal of the bitches of the world is.

>> No.2551092

>>2551073

Probably just wants to have all the donuts to herself.

>> No.2551096

>>2551088
BROTHER

>> No.2551104

I am now imagining the first MGS, with Misha instead of Liquid. And with Wahaha~!s.
I can't get it out of my head. Fuck.

>> No.2551110

>>2551086
Why are you so fat?

>> No.2551111

So I'm guessing Hisao as Solid in MGS would be considered extreme mode?

>> No.2551118

>>2551111
Right. It would be too hard to sneak by enemies. Where as Shican would be easy mode... I mean, you could ignore those fucking codecs.

>> No.2551119

WAHAHAHA~ IMMA WARIO IMMA GONNA WIN

>> No.2551123
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2551123

I am not sure about this one, Hisao. I don't think she would go well in my collection.

>> No.2551129

>>2551033
>>2551086
so this is hair-drill power.. it's quite something..

>> No.2551135

Rin=Mantis
Lilly=Raven
Hanako=Wolf
Shizune=Meryl
Emi=Dunno
Kenji=Ocelot

>> No.2551137

>>2551118
Each time you try to fire on an enemy, "No! I can't do it!".
Sneak-only mode.
No bosses.

>> No.2551139

>>2551135
Emi = Grey Fox

Them leg blades.

>> No.2551143

>Emi=Grey Fox

OH GOD

>> No.2551147

>>2551135

Lilly = Wolf
Rin = Ocelot
Emi = Ninja/Fox

>> No.2551148

>>2551129
Get back to the afterlife Kittan.

>> No.2551149

> Lilly=Raven

oh, the irony

>> No.2551151

>Lilly=Wolf

She's blind, she can't aim for shit.

>> No.2551157

>>2551151

Thank you, that was the joke.

>> No.2551168

B...but I thought you were a true bro, Misha...

>> No.2551181

Might as well add as Misha=Octopus

>> No.2551185

>>2551181
No
Misha=Liquid

>> No.2551190

Hisao, try to remember some of the basics of sign language.
Also, Shizune would fit incredibly well as Meryl.

>> No.2551211

>>2551190
So she gets mindfucked, shot, get kept in a horrible hostage situation, and later gets to fuck Snake at the end of all this?

>> No.2551223

Yuuko = Naomi?

>> No.2551236

And who's Johnny?

>> No.2551316

>>2551147
>>Rin = Ocelot

That's going to confuse the fuck out of the ninja.

>> No.2551432
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2551432

Nobody cares about Otacon?

>> No.2551452

>>2551432
He's obviously Kenji.

>> No.2551481

>>2551033
I want to stick my penis in her drills and fuck them. I bet it would feel really good.

>> No.2551516

>>2551452
Oh fuck you.

It all makes sense.

MY MOTHER'S PLOY TO SLEEP WITH ME WAS ONLY TO FURTHER THE FEMINIST MOVEMENT

>> No.2551525

>>2551432
Hichan, do you think that love can bloom anywhere, even on the battlefield?

>> No.2551530

Hisao=foxdie

Wait wat?

>> No.2551549

I would so play this.

>> No.2551624
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>> No.2551626

Does this mean we get to fight a topless Misha on the top of Rex at the end of the game?

>> No.2551644
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2551644

>>2551624

>> No.2551646

>>2551624
Replace Snake with Hichan

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2551670

>>2551646
I don't have any Hisaos. But have this instead.

>> No.2551675

this is the best thread ever.

>> No.2551699

Look at that slut accentuating her giant breasts with her arms.

It's no wonder she didn't get a route.

>> No.2551709

THE LA LI LU LE LO!

>> No.2551720
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2551720

>>2551033

>> No.2551722

>>2551699
Her doing that always made me think she had the biggest one, which is why it's strange to me that Shizune's are bigger.

>> No.2551723

Has anyone posted screenshots of KS girls on 2chan saying "CANNOT HAVE" over and over again?

>> No.2551728

>>2551723
I wish to also see this.

>> No.2551747

>>2551033
If I cant stick it into this drill slut I'm not going to play Katawa Shoujo. Of all the girls in the game she's the one I want to stick it in the most. I bet her vagoo is just as chubby as her cute face.

>> No.2551756

no diaper scene = not interested

>> No.2551758

>>2551747
well you can hope for a three-way in Shizune's route maybe

>> No.2551764

>>2551747

PUFFY VULVA

>> No.2551765

>>2551756
Good!

>> No.2551766

>>2551758
Do want. I might even be willing to pay for a scene like that.

>> No.2551767

>>2551756
sux 4 u

>> No.2551769

>>2551033
They should make her a route and make it so that it occurs around here and you have the option of either going, "You're right, you're a much better girl anyways," or you either:

A: Learn sign language or
B: >>2551047 present this argument to her or JUST AS KEIKAKU'D her by using it to communicate to Shizune in secret.

>> No.2551770

>>2551723
i already said something like this yesterday: all the japs will be using AGTH +Atlas to play the game until the translation comes out. payback time.

>> No.2551772
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2551772

/v/ here

SHE

NEVER

STOPS

Also, is it just me or her teeth look weird?

>> No.2551779

>>2551767
Sucks for me too. I'll read it anyway at some point.

>> No.2551783
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2551783

>>2551764
Did somebody just say puffy vulva? Because I think I just heard somebody say puffy vulva!

>> No.2551786

>>2551772
/v/ plays this?
lol...

>> No.2551795

>>2551786
yea.

The most interesting thread going on right now is:
>>>/v/30855910

>> No.2551797
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2551797

>>2551786

We fucking love this, just like we love YMK.

>> No.2551805
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2551805

>>2551723

>> No.2551809

>>2551786
yes

they actually like it

which is weird for them

>> No.2551825

i love you guys for this thread <3

>> No.2551830

>>2551809
/v/ loves anything that makes those ronery bastards feel like they have girlfriends. Hence our love of Persona 3 and 4.

>> No.2551831

/jp/ are true bros

>> No.2551834

>>2551805
That's a terrible picture of Shizune and that armless girl.

>> No.2551835

>>2551795
>>2551797
>>2551809
That's disgusting.

>> No.2551845

>>2551835
How so?

>> No.2551851

>>2551831
Shouldn't you be translating?

>> No.2551856

>>2551851

The spanish translation team is full right now so i have to wait and see if they can get me a spot.

I still have hope ;_;

>> No.2551865

>>2551856
Good luck.

>> No.2551873

>>2551865
Thanks, I really want to help these guys in some way.

>> No.2552115

Sooo what disability does Misha have anyway? Down syndrome, what with the incessant loling?

>> No.2552131

>>2552115
Psychopatic episodes. Under heavy medication.

>> No.2552146

PISS OFF MISHA.

>> No.2552160
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2552160

>>2552115
Most probable theory I've heard so far is obsessive-compulsive disorder.

>> No.2552168

>>2552115
She has a massive case of the gay.

>> No.2552177

>>2552115
Do you really think someone with Down syndrome would be able to be a competent interpreter? She probably has a disease similar to the protagonist's.

>> No.2552181

>>2552115

It's most likely a Mental disorder.

I really can't see her having a physical defect relating to her central body that allows her to keep walking around the school.

So I'm going with either Schizophrenia or OCD.

>> No.2552194 [DELETED] 

Why is it that every girl with drill hair is a completely snotty bitch?

[sopiler]It turns me on so much.[/spoiler]

>> No.2552197

Why is it that every girl with drill hair is a completely snotty bitch?

It turns me on so much.

>> No.2552198
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2552198

>>2552194
>[sopiler]

>> No.2552204

>>2552115
She's incontinent.

>> No.2552207

>>2552204
But Hanako's the one that keeps running off to the bathroom.

>> No.2552213

>>2552207
I think you meant the library.

Nice try though.

>> No.2552219

>>2552213

To the bathroom

>> No.2552222

>>2552197
Misha is neither snotty nor a bitch, she's incredibly upbeat and cheerful.

>> No.2552229

>>2552213
Complete the Rin route, she'll tell you about Hanako being the 'Mysterious Toilet Girl'.

>> No.2552261
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2552261

Successfully achieved Satori a few minutes ago, by the way.

>> No.2552271

>>2552115
Something terminal, so she dies in act 2.
That's why she has no route.

>> No.2552273

>>2552229
Hanako was probably going to the library.

>> No.2552276

>>2552261
Her eyebrows don't match up

>> No.2552280

>>2552115
Too fat.

>> No.2552286
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2552286

>>2551786
>/v/ plays this?

It's a VN. VNs are barely games. /v/ h8 vidya. So of course we love it.

This place is nice, by the way, thanks for letting us come over. :3

>> No.2552293

Any time. Just remember to take it easy when you're here, and we'll get along just fine.

>> No.2552299

>>2552261

What's it like?

>> No.2552304

>>2552286
Oh my god, what the hell... stabbing pains of nostalgia from another era.... What the fuck is that from?

>> No.2552306
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2552306

>>2552299
feels extracted man

>> No.2552307

>>2552304
Burger King

>> No.2552308

>>2552304

Burger King Kids Meal

>> No.2552318

>>2552306

Could you upload it? If it's too much of an inconvenience, I wouldn't mind if you don't. It's cool.

>> No.2552379

>>2552318
The script? Yeah, I was planning to. I'm the one who told people to reverse-engineer earlier. Turns out I did it myself, but hey.
Gimme a second.

>> No.2552381

So, has Japan translated it to Japanese yet?

>> No.2552382
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2552382

Everybody shut the fuck up. So who here wants to see Misha's puffy vulva? If she was ever in an /h/ scene what sex positions would you want for her? Those drills look like they'd make perfect handle bars. (If you know what I mean).

>> No.2552391

>>2552382
Meh.

>> No.2552395

>>2552382

I don't know if I want to have sex with Misha.

>> No.2552407

were there any pictures or text that was in the files, but not shown in the demo?

>> No.2552425

>>2552391
>>2552395
more for me

>> No.2552441

>>2552382
I want to cripple her more than fuck her.

Maybe fuck her until her spine breaks.

>> No.2552444
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2552444

http://www.mediafire.com/?hjdnyavytmi
You need extended knowledge of how to run a program on a command line with an argument, and Python 2.6.
Just put the script and data.rpa in a folder and run "rpaxt.py data.rpa".

>> No.2552448

>>2552444
>You need extended knowledge of how to run a program on a command line with an argument
oh lol

>> No.2552455

>>2552444
mm yes i will do this right away

>> No.2552462

>>2552444
># And remember, ORIGINAL CONTENT, DO NOT STEAL.

Where do I remember this from? Are you a tripfriend?

>> No.2552468

>>2552462
Original content, do not steal

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2552470

>>2552462
Never put a single trip in my life, so I don't think so.

>> No.2552474

>>2552462
It's a fanart/fanfiction-related meme, referring to original characters that are stupid and derivative, but the artist is afraid that someone is going to "steal their idea" anyway.

>> No.2552478

>>2552444

Thank you, friend.

>> No.2552479

So, what drugs is she on?

>> No.2552491

>>2552462
DRama caused because a deviant "artist" stole contents from a japanese artist, and even claimed it was hers, despite the original author knowing and accusing her of being a damn thief.

>> No.2552500

>>2552444

The troll released his it seems http://unrpa.lattyware.co.uk/

>> No.2552518

>>2552441

That's kind of hot.

>> No.2552527

>>2552444
What exactly does that do? Are you a l33t h4xor? Can you explain it to me in grade school terms?

>> No.2552537

How many Kanji should I know before I can even hope playing eroges

>> No.2552540

>>2552500
I certainly didn't notice that. Would have saved some minutes of my free time.

>> No.2552594

I like Hanako.

Do you know why? It's not because of her shyness which makes me hnnng. Nor is it because of her kinky scarring or her toight body. It's because whenever I'm with her, that faggot Muto doesn't give a fuck if I'm late for class. Unlimited skipping works motherfuckers.

>> No.2552600

>>2552594
Seems to work with Meryl, too.

>> No.2552722

>>2552537

2,000

>> No.2552804
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>> No.2552806

>>2552804
I laughed.

>> No.2552839

Thread hidden.

>> No.2552882

>>2552722
thanks dude

>> No.2553348

>>2552804
Goddammit, why did I laugh?

>> No.2553381

So who here really wants to fuck the nurse?

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2553522

>>2552804
How many of you actually called her often enough to do this?

>> No.2553531

>>2553381

Every time I read "nurse" I think of the librarian. I'm such a sexist.

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2553547

>>2552882

It's a long road. Stay strong, partner.

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