/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bully the shorties!

i would marry a mofu mafia fox

Incineroar Jinko MG

I knew my taste would be memeshit

Beach season
God I can't wait for things to cool off.

Reminder that you've always been married to your Mind Flayer childhood friend.

touch fuzzy

My waifu found a new, extremely effective way of bullying me. It somehow inspires neither resentment nor fear, and it sidesteps painful and ugly lust entirely.

She's bullying me over wanting to have kids. She calls my reaction incredibly cute, before cradling my head against her belly and telling me she want my little swimmers inside of there.

>>25393223
>No Gazer

horses on you dick

>>25393271
Yes, please. I would certainly like some centaur rear pussy.

Remember that when the going gets rough, you just gotta grab wife by the horns.

>>25393319
What if she doesn't have horns? What if she can make me feel weak with just a stare?

>>25393329
Grab her by the stalks. She'll never see it coming.

>>25393349
1. Yes she would
2. How did you know?

>hey there anon, wanta come have ice cream with your onee-san?

>>25393370
cause people usually don't gush about basilisk

>>25393370
You’re so obvious, even people with two eyes can see right through you.

>>25393382
Do they have the strawberry shortcake bars?

>>25393382

>>25393388
>>25393399
Right. I made it obvious as usual.
I can't help it. I love her too much!

>>25393382
>Why are you a cat

What should one expect if they were orphaned and adopted by a maternal centaur?

r8

>>25393232

>>25393223
>Kiki
>Shog
>Inari
>March Hare
>Banshee
>Mershark
>Automaton
>Holstaur
>Arachne
>Oomukade

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

>>25393755
8/8
No h8

Didn't expect automaton in 1st, to be honest.

>Made it about 70% of the way before browser crashed, losing progress
FUCK’S SAKE

>>25393962
Good choices. Cute squirrel. Mods won't be happy about that mushroom.

Gazer is cute
Gazer is smart
Gazer is a pleasure to be around

>>25393329
grab her by her invisible horns the horns of her soul

You can't swim there, you're in Sahu's property! Stay off the premises!

>>25394222
What's she gonna do, rape me?

Sabbath bros...
What does this mean.
There's a black mass in a couple of days that I've been invited too.
Bros...

>>25394234
Either that or fling flowkelp at you

>>25394234
She's an apex predator species like a hellhound, manticore, ocelomeh, etc.

Can mummies upgrade into pharaohs?

>>25394313
>That
>Apex
Where are her teeth, then?

>>25394333
you don't see them because she always looks emotionless.
trust me she's just as dangerous as thunderbirds, mersharks, and kakuens

Why aren't there more monster girl JAVs?

How do you tell the difference between a youko and a inari?
Foxes look the same..

>>25394409
Have you tried asking her

All of these are trash, holy shit what happened to this place.

>>25394409
If you are horny, she's an inari. If everyone is horny, she's a youko.

>>25394376
because lamias are impossible to do

>>25394409
One is a Japanese goodgirl trickster
One is a Korean little shit of a trickster

>>25394433
You showed up

>>25394422
I've heard tell that foxes are untrustworthy.

You thought you were say at the beach. You thought the sharks couldn't get you on land. You were wrong. Now you're on you're headed for some underwater snu-snu.

>>25394222
i'm gonna go into sahu's private propety

>>25394634
>propety
property*

>>25394619
she looks like a nice girl

>>25394656
Don't say that to big, buff girls, Anon. They're gonna blush profusely.

>>25394333
teeth are for fish and rape time

Good dog or bad dog?

>>25394705
>pixiv filename
>saucenao and iqdb can't find it
I really, really want help with this one.

To answer your question: good dog falsely accused of being a bad dog.

>>25394749
If all else fails you can put the numbers (minus the _p0) into pixiv to go directly to the artwork. Here's the link though.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/83646014

1. Night Gaunt
2. Lilim
3. Apophis
4. Dark Matter
5. Parasite Slime / Slime Carrier
6. Demon
7. Dark Slime
8. Pharaoh
9. Dark Priest
10. Dragon
11. Alp
12. Ryu
13. Kraken
14. Nurarihyon
15. Queen Slime

Yup all rare.

>>25394766
Pixiv has never been working for me until recently. Maybe I should consider making a 10 min account?
But I know who the author is now, so that's all that matters.

>>25394705
Very good dog!

>>25393271
Remove horse
Replace with snake

>>25394817
I follow quite a few artists on there, also gotten plenty of commissions there too. That's just me though, I do find having an account useful.

>>25393154
mafia fox wouldn't give you any choice in that matter to begin with

>>25394619
Sharks are just beach bullies!

>>25394619
>mermaid who can do polymorph spells making a killing giving mermaids and sharks temporary legs so they can go abduct guys
>some of her clients get a little too ambitious and get trapped on the beach before they can get back to the water
>still works in the end when sympathetic boys help them out

Three small cows block your path.

>>25394948
The cows on the left and right seem harmless, but the middle one is giving off a powerful aura.

>>25394948
I step over them and walk slightly faster. Their legs are too stubby to chase me.

>>25394948
Give them a 5-dollar bill and move on my way.

>>25394842
i'd become a slave to mafia fox love

Yes, I would wrestle a small Oni, like Suika.

HUFF
the
FLUFF

>>25394948
left doesn't look true to her feelings and i hate liars, middle would rather take care of me than be with me and right looks like she just wants to test herself on fat cock.

>>25394948
I'm just a head taller than them though.

>>25395107
are you talking about politics or monstergirls

>>25395113
i'm talking about political monstergirls

>>25395097
Gonna find a Rata, Nuki, and Fox and huff all their fluff at the same time.

>>25395097
I'd rather assail the tail

>>25395135
How does monstergirl politics work? I would assume things would work however the individual wants. A man who desires to be exploited by organized criminals and corrupt politicians, a man who desires a peaceful and wholesome white bread utopia, and a man who kidnaps single monster girls to add to his harem all happen to live in the same city.

>>25393382
Yes!

>>25395172
lick raiju fluff

>>25395253
Didn't your parents tell you not to touch exposed wires

How can you say you love your momster if you won't even mating press her?

>>25395342
I expeller press her instead

Fig. 1 - Ordinary Lion

>>25395525
Fig. 2 - Horrific Rape Cat

>>25395295
she looks like a wildberry poptart i need to lick her everything

Beezle

>>25395561
Boss

Your orc bride is walking down the aisle and this is the music that plays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oBvNFMt9Ic

>>25395561
I want her to eat all of my food and call me a fag

>>25395841
I want that now too since you mentioned it

>tfw no beezle gf to bully you

How to bully a Mindflayer?

Mofu that can cook!

>>25395958
For God's sake!

>>25395928
Tell her you want her to cuck you. She'll flay your mind into not wanting it, but since you already don't want it, what she does has no effect on you. Then repeat process until she breaks down in tears.

>>25395966
What if she tries to flay your mind, only to find nothing but pure innocent thoughts with not a single bit of lewdness to hold on to?

>>25395928
Spank her with an oversize paintbrush and throw a barrage of wind-up toys at her.

>>25396008
That's what makes it so frustrating for her. She's trying so hard to find where these desires of yours are coming from, but she can't find them.

>>25396108
But wouldn't she find out you were only joking?

>>25396079
This sounds like a reference to something, but I don't get it.

>>25396125
Depends on how good an actor you are

>>25396133
You kidding me?

>>25396157
No.

>>25396157
>not "squidding me"

>>25396207
Trying to be subtle here...

Be careful around your aunts, all the stored up mana makes them extra... Curvy....

>>25393382
Only if we can take the suspicious faceless bald neighbor next door with us... you know, for strengthening the community.

>>25396344
>I need the biggest booty you got
>No, that's too big

>>25396344
Will her proportions normalize if i give what she wants?

Has MGE stopped being shit yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKfx7mau3lc

Find a monster that likes food like uzaki likes choco-mint

>>25396924
Usagi?

>>25396924
That shortstack has good taste.

How do single snakes keep themselves warm on cold desert nights?

>>25396993
Dakimakuras with humans printed on them. Possibly heated.

>>25396993
Fires?

>>25393541
Big house

big goth cows who want to meet your parents

>>25397588
American Gothic!

>>25397588
goth spiders who want to meet your parents

>>25396344
>tfw you will never come home to find your momster and auntster eagerly waiting for you

>>25397666
>tfw youster will neverster comester homester to findster yourster momster and auntster eagerly waitingster for youster

>>25397666
>satanic trips and footfaggetry

>>25397686
>>25397698
Nyeh.

The sturgeon general says fish is good for you.

>>25396727
it's great you're just a faggot

How do monsters deal with modern tech like cars or smart phones?

>>25397884
>Human! Operate the magic thingie and ask May-belle over for dinner on Friday!

>>25397933
Would monster would easily adapt to modern tech?

>Ywn go adventuring with your wife
The lazy life in the castle is nice, but there are so many interesting locations to visit, like the idyllic meadows of the hobbits where you can feast and be merry, tell stories late into the firelight, shrouded in smoke, snooze under a gentle sun in soft verdant fields.

Bonk snickering halfling hosts who tease about the fact that all they have for you is a them-sized bed and you and your wife are just going to have to get cozy. Eat their cheese, drink their beer. And then pass them all by on the next adventure, confident in this small garden-slice of paradise waiting for your next visit, different faces, but the same smiles.

>>25397948
Gremlins

How fast do Ushi-Oni move? I know they are rape machines so they need to be able to quickly track and pounce but how fast are we talking here? On the same subject what are the speeds of Hellhounds?

>>25398070
GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME.jpg

>>25398118
This guys draws such sexy faces

>>25398244
>guy

>>25398364
>draws

>>25398442
>Faces

>>25398118
What the flying fuck is happening in the left top picture? Is she eating that things face? What the fuck?

>>25398518
>What the flying fuck is happening in the left top picture
Yes

>>25398572
I could probably do without a girl that pulls that face while torturing a small animal. Getting /pol/ china hate thread flashbacks.

>>25398768
That's not an animal, that's one of her heads

>>25398798
That was my first thought too, but I couldn't see where they were attached. That's even more disturbing though.

>>25398768
>>25398846
this is the kind of ancient evil i want to marry

>>25398902
cringe

>>25398935
>not wanting a monster that fights with her extra heads

>>25398846
Well I assume that is supposed to be King Gidorah so being insane and creepy is fitting

What monster is the most hikki-NEET?

AHEM
MILFICORES

Barmaid Kiki welcomes you

>>25399034
>you loved how my daughter uses her tail?
>guess who taught her in the first place

>>25399120
>CHARLOTTE HELP YOUR MOM'S HITTING ON ME AGAIN

She's a shoggoth... NOT your waifu!

>>25399385
She's both

>>25399120
I wouldn't mind mother+daughter wives.
Sounds kinda hot.

whoops

>>25399594
Bamboozled

>>25399385
>>25399403
I will make her master MY waifu!

>>25399978
Are the silly big horns really necessary on ancient evils? how do they cross doors or small corridors?

>>25399594
What is happening?

>>25399042

>>25400075
The happening is happening
you could've prevented this

Left or right?

>>25400075
The kitsune-tsukis were tricked into torturing their own master while the tanuki runs away

>>25399385
I always wanted to write a story about a guy getting isekai'd into MGE. Where they speak 'common' (aka English) but the writing langue is completely different. But anon finds a old tablet written in English and accidentally reads a shoggoths true name. And by doing so he now have a servant that's bound to him until the end of time.
Maybe one day...

>>25400120
Ahh, I see. What a clever trash panda.

>>25400147
What's stopping you from doing it right now?

>>25398070
>How fast do Ushi-Oni move?
You know how you haven't seen an Ushi-oni IRL? Same principle as ninjas

>>25400111
Left is more of an onee-san, right is more motherly.

>>25400183
The fact I'm bad at writing and generally don't have a lot of energy for writing.
Also I need to finish up my autism project that's a backstory for my waifu.

>>25400040
Yes.

>>25400583
>think she is just a shortie due to her looks
>actually dwarfs skyscrapers and shit
what

Shogs are for fusing together with their Mastahs.

>>25401401
I prefer Shoggoth pulling a reverse Night Gaunt.

>>25401401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WIfK-_WbTM

>>25401401
How many shogs need to fuse together until they become a megashog, a being with such an alien mind that it warps its immediate surroundings with madness? Oh, and it's really good at maid work too, I guess.

>>25393128
So previous thread had a post asking about what propaganda and or PSAs be about Monstergirl City. So what about a... Rebellion Uprising?

Specifically, a Cute Human Boy Rebellion Uprising. How would a rebellion uprising by cute human boys play out in Monstergirl Cities and Monstergirl ruled states? And hey, maybe the human boy uprising would've been led and orchestrated by the Order, various Geopolitical opponents opposed to Monstergirls and strong human women looking to liberate human men.

How would it play out in MGC?

>>25401854
Crushed in seconds. Hellhounds violently suppress and rape the little boys into submission.

>>25401854
It would turn into a giant orgy. MGs are a lot more stronger than humans, generally, and some have various aphrodisiacal qualities. Like a Manticore's tail barbs, or Succubi in general. Weresheep can put them to sleep for somnophilia sex, Minotaurs and Hellhounds will pretty much be unstoppable.

>A Martial Arts King-fu Combat Arts School is oriented on the snowy mountains somewhere in the Mist region
>This means 80's kung fu movie cliches AND anime high school cliches
>Mainly consists of Jinkos, Hinezumi, Human boys who are practiconers, Lizardmen and Salamanders,
>All will be practicing katas in unison the entirety of the day. There is also classrooms and somehow the students have time to do both.
>The teachers are either absurdly attractive, wise old monks that speak cryptically and laughs loudly at nothing, or are just genuinely creepy and sexually forward, sometimes all three
>Food is prohibited to be eaten while moving, this is because for some reason eating food while moving about the school or barracks cause you to bump into somebody, regardless of your awareness or training.
>It is also noted that the more you know somebody of the opposite sex, the more likely you are to accidentally grope, fondle, or otherwise get into a sexual scenarios, this habit mysteriously disappears during sparring but this is not always the case. There have been spar matches between Promethean and Mamono students that have, somehow, ended in accidental pregnancy
>Certain precautions must be taken during the early winters when Jinko mating season happens, to which Jinko students must practice their meditations and maintain isolation on the high peaks.
>Hinezumi must wear lead vests on them at all times to prevent residual rape energy from emitting
>Han boy students are never allowed to rip their shirt off at any point when on campus
>And ofcourse, no Anime logic ridden setting in a high school is never complete without an absurdly powerful Student Council
>The student council acts more like a politburo or literally the KGB, complete with powers of said politburo and the Student Council President is of course, unrealistically politically powerful

Would you be down for such a scenario?

do you like wet mofu?

>>25402171
>>25402242
And of course. Is it safe to assume cops and or security state troopers would just open fire and shoot at the little human boy rebels with guns and actual live ammo.

Specifically Demon Realm Silver guns.

Getting raped by a sahu is really scary.
She's evil, sex is sinful, and you'll fall into the lust of being sahu food

>>25402444
I'd lick wet raiju mofu

>>25400268
Maybe I should just do a longer green text. That wouldn't take too long and if I really wanted to I could just make it into a actual story.

>>25403325
ZZAP!

Monster Girl Encylopedia: The Movie
Directed by Micheal Bay
Based on the book; Monster Girl Encyclopedia

It is perfectly fine to let my son be watched over by that nice Dark Elf lady living next-door by herself, right?

>>25402934
nonsense fish is good for heart in multiple ways and i'm gonna feed myself to one fully.

>>25403629
a good kind of zap!

>>25395958
I welcome more strong foxes

>>25403885
Only if your son doesn't have eyes or his hair obscures them.

>>25402339
>Promethean
?

>>25404157
/tg/ shit.

Are you feeling okay?
Have you been eating well?
Perhaps you are in need of rest?

>>25404525
I need a Werewolf.

>>25401854
>>25402171
>>25402242

We now have direct confirmation of a disruptor in our midst, one who has acquired an almost messianic reputation in the minds of certain citizens. His figure is synonymous with the darkest urges of instinct, ignorance and decay. Some of the worst excesses of the Order and zealotry for the once proud and now disgraced Chief God have been laid directly at his feet. And yet unsophisticated minds continue to imbue him with romantic power, giving him such dangerous poetic labels as the 'One Absitenent Man', the 'Shonen Protagonist'. Let me remind all citizens of the dangers of magical thinking. We have scarcely begun to climb from the dark pit of our species' evolution. Let us not slide backward into oblivion, just as we have finally begun to see the light. If you see this so-called Absitenent Shonen Protagonist man, report him. Civic deeds do not go unrewarded. And contrariwise, complicity with his cause will not go unpunished. Be wise. Be safe. Be aware.

>t.Demon Realm Spokesperson addressing citizens and even rebels during a human boy uprising in a Monstergirl State

###

It has come to my attention that some have lately called me a collaborator, as if such a term were shameful.

I ask you, what greater endeavor exists than that of collaboration?

In our current unparalleled enterprise, refusal to collaborate is simply a refusal to grow—an insistence on suicide, if you will. Did the lungfish refuse to breathe air? It did not. It crept forth boldly while its brethren remained in the blackest ocean abyss, with lidless eyes forever staring at the dark, ignorant and doomed despite their eternal vigilance. Would we model ourselves on the trilobite?

Are all the accomplishments of civilization and this world's existence fated to be nothing more than a layer of broken plastic shards thinly strewn across a fossil bed, sandwiched between the Burgess shale and an eon's worth of mud?

In order to be true to our nature, and our destiny, we must aspire to greater things. We have outgrown our cradle. It is futile to cry for mother's milk, when our true sustenance awaits us alongside the Monstergirls and soon, across the heavens.

And only the Monstergirls, The Demon Lord and even the Sabbaths. That small minds call 'The Demons' or 'The Rabid Monster Hordes' and 'Heretical Scum' can carry us there.

Therefore I say, yes, I am a collaborator. We must all collaborate, willingly, eagerly, if we expect to reap the benefits of unification and monsterization for our women.

And reap we shall!

>t.Another message from the Demon Realm Spokesperson addressing the citizens and even the rebels during the human boy rising

Conquest of Paradise! Abandon your concerns as wallow in debauchery with some slutty native on a tropical island!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYeDsa4Tw0c

>>25396924
Mint is disgusting

>>25400111
Left

>>25404630
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/73511244/#73533287
Oh look the /tg/ shitter is back

>>25404789
oh look lolihater is back
fuck off

>>25404721
Lies and slander

>>25404680
>"I am the the Milklim, my milk is delicious."

>>25393128

>>25404843
Now this is more like it. Time for a John Woo movie!

>>25404789
Yes I post at both here and the /tg/ thread. Why?

orcs are pretty nasty.
it'd be a shame if they some how make you...their prisoner

>>25405000
Getting stripped naked, forced to mudwrestle them, losing every time, and getting raped right there and then.

>>25404843
This zombie shoudn't be so sexy.

>>25404948
posts made in the /tg/ monstergirl thread should not be reposted on /jp/. the cultures of thw two threads, and the two boards, are vastly different, and that's fine, let there be difference. many abridge this notion into "keep /tg/ grimderp shit on /tg/" but it goes further than that, further than i can convey in one post. also, while the Dr Breen edits might have been funny the first time, they've been reposted for a metric forever and we're sick of it now.
if you want to post something, post Monstergirls.

>>25404948
You have that air of intellectual inferiority and complete lack of imagination that makes everything you post look absolutely soulless and generic.

What music do you associate with monstergirls?
https://youtu.be/Cy44ocuoWhE

>>25405093
built for orc pussy

>>25404804
I love loli though, I just noticed a certain anon has a habit of copy/pasting his garbage and using it as an excuse to post images of men.

Who will join me in Wizardhood to secure MGs in nice clothing?

>>25404948
Then keep it there. Posts should be original and reheating something from another board over a month ago is bad form, especially from a thread despised by many anons.

>When your loli kiki goes pai loli because she "has to learn how to work with all body types!"

>>25405636
i'll take an ocelomeh in a priestess garb of her culture

>>25405721
Eew, no

>>25405721
>When your loli kiki goes futa loli because she "has to learn how to work with all body types!"

>>25400201
They’re defined by Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle? After all, you can never prove the absence of Ushi-Onis, only their direct presence.

>>25405237
Zombies are always sexy

would you teach classes of 25 lolis at a sabbath school?

>>25406244
No but I'll be the juice box when lolis need some mana

Is there such a thing as too much fluff?

>>25405636
What a deviant succ, she's getting off on just wearing that outfit.
>>25406371
You posted the minimum.

>>25406244
Just call me Great Teacher Anonzuka!

Shoggy, is this really what will happen?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zKQfxi8V5FA

>>25406371
https://twitter.com/i/status/1240824817403584514

>>25406817
Not at all!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE1drY3A418

>>25403740
>THIS SUMMER
>(bwaaaahhhh)
>ONE MAN
>(bwaaaahhhh)
>SEEKS TO
>(bwaaaahhhh)
>SLAY ALL MONSTERS
>(record scratch as the wandering scholar appears)
>”Uh, that’s supposed to be study, not slay”
> https://youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM

>>25406817
Sounds like master haven't eaten his shogg slime dinner yet.

>>25406211
But not that sexy

>>25406914
>bwaaaahhhh
I know what you meant but now I want to see Hank Hill react to MGs

>>25407060
>So are are you from Zipangu or the Mist Continent.
>I am honorable Jinko from Siram, I've mastered several forms of martial arts and have won many tournaments.
>.....So are you from Zipangu or the Mist Continent?

>>25406817
Does it matter? She's still going be there for you. Always will be.

can a shoggy be soggy?

>>25407320
How do a Slime feel?

>>25407320
she can't be a doggy that's for sure

>>25406371

>>25407356
What if she was raised by a kiki then can she be doggy?

>>25407370
Mwuaahh the French mofuwhichhasforyearsbeencelebrated for it's... excellent flavor.

>>25407153
I want a shogg to take my head in her lap and stroke my head while making all the bad ideas go away.
Like: Who is this slime creature? How did she get in here? Oh god, why are the walls moving? Did I turn off the stove?

>>25407390
Why would a kiki adopt a shog?

>>25407370
I can’t believe
GO
SOF
CUD
got a movie. The novel was amazing and the board game was incredible. I just hope they don’t ruin it they way they did with the cereal edition or the shower curtain.

>>25406126
Correct. If you find a hole in a wall that wasn't there previously, chances are there is a very fast Ushi-Oni nearby.

>>25407817
Her husband felt sorry for little Shoggy orphan and insisted on adopting her.

>>25408005
Fuck. That’s how they got Ettore Majorana isn’t it?

>>25408089
Actually Ettore's ship got taken out by an U-Boat. It was commanded by an Ushi.

>>25396924
>usaki mocks senpai's preferences in spending time, and doesn't even apologise
>loses her shit when senpai mocks her preferences in food
why do people like this show, again?

>>25408062
What a cute shog I bet she has a tail to mimic her mommy

>>25407676
Shogs are made for this kind of stuff

>>25408233

>>25408227
becuase it triggers sjw monkeys just by existing
outside of that uzaki is mostly just another smug shorstack for the pile

>>25408250
I want a shoggoth to do this to me.

>>25408272
>Tells all her friends and master that she is a purebred Kikimora
>Takes a DNA test to prove it
>102% Shog with a 2% margin of error

I don't know how Kamaitachi got so high. Why are they split up into three separate monsters if they're a package deal?

>>25408318
>becuase it triggers sjw monkeys just by existing
Plenty of things do. What makes this so special?

>>25397698
Nice reaction that doesn't belong here

>>25408227
The first episode was kind of okay, I mean... "Haha big boobs" and all. The way she's manipulative is offputting though. I get you're not meant to take it seriously, and I don't. But I also don't feel super compelled to give it the ol' rule of three.

>>25394782
based number 5

>>25408378
>What makes this so special?
its the flavour of the season
ill be gone eventually

>>25408517
What flavor? Is it some tomboy stuff?

>>25408378
What is this? Some kind of questionnaire that ranks your girls for you?

>>25408897
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-charasort/

>>25408378
>Uzaki
Last year she showed up on a blood drive poster and twitter feminists lose their shit

They failed to cancel it and now she gets her own anime

>>25393128

Wanted to re-read KitSoviet's Soviet Fluffy Tails, but I can only see four chapters in their pastebin. I know there was more. Am I being retarded or has pastebin shat the bed?

>>25408408
>8 hours later

>>25408454
I thought it was the rule of 7?

>>25409418
OI YOU GOT A LOISCENCE TO CARRY THAT IN PUBLIC?

What would it be like going into a shogg house when they already have a husband?
Like, your friend has a shogg wive and invites you over for some beer and video games. Does she feel disgusted that you are there? Does she still make you feel welcome? Are you still allowed to use the Chairs/tables/etc?
Seeing how shoggs are still slimes and split in order to make more of themselves, do she invite you to the cellar and emerge with a shogg wife of your own?
Do I need to visit the nice mindflayer doctor again?

>>25409418
her sword is too big

>>25408378
>What makes this so special?
The fact that this time it's feminists + people who just dislike her design and are sick of seeing her (I am of the latter) so there's a lot more of it.

>>25409632
>Do I need to visit the nice mindflayer doctor again?
Yes

>>25409102
Eh, the thing's not perfect. Titania and Giant Slug shouldn't be there. The order's a little off though the top 4 are about right.

>>25409102

>>25408454
i liked the cafe scenes in second episode but yeah those two episodes were more than enough for me
still i enjoy all the porn it brought into the world, so it's not all that bad. the media can use a lot more short girls with big boobies

>>25410055
Hey man, populizing shortstacks, is a good thing. And with isekai still being milked if we can cross streams into buffstack anime dwarves my day will be made.

I appreciate the sugoi dekai memes.

>>25409453
Nevermind, found it in one of the master lists. Not sure why some of the chapters are unlisted.

>>25408378
>I don't know how Kamaitachi got so high. Why are they split up into three separate monsters if they're a package deal?

Perhaps because you may like one body type and power set more than the others? As KC has noted, you can get a set of three with the same body type. To quote from the making of:

>Visually they're created in the style of a trio of sisters, but they don't necessarily have to be blood related, they could simply be three good friends with different parents that banded together, and their appearances can also vary between three big-breasted onee-sans, three lolis, and anywhere in between. The trio in the profile art are related, and were drawn in different sizes, sharing the same sorts of motifs and coloring.

>>25409521
Someone has to do it

>>25402339
do they teach gunkata there? can i get the Cursed Gun twins as my training partners?

>>25409327
>>25409884
I thought anime in general triggered feminists anyways. Were feminists planning some retarded moralist campaign and needed something new to latch onto as their devil, or did something in particular about that show trigger them?

>>25410055
This style is just gross, between the exaggerated sweat and the spindly limbs + bloated tits and stomach

Aaaaand done.

>>25410327
Uzaki I assume was just popular enough to get on their radar. Really though, the complaints seem overblown, with more people seemingly talking about the complaints and condemning them than there are people actually complaining. It probably amounts to some nice free advertising too.

Where's this test to find your most ideal monster girl called?

>>25410468
Are you talking about >>25409102 or something else?

>>25410416
You have some quite diverse tastes.

So many ties. And I wager if I tried again I'd get somewhat different results. This does a lot to convince me that I would likely end up with a harem in the MGE whether I planned to or not.

>>25410534
I'd rank Holstaur and Hellhound into the top 10s, but I guess I do.

>>25410416
Ehh, fuck it. All the way.

>>25410608

>>25410634
On another note, why was Holstaur ranked so low? I generally chose it whenever it popped up.

>>25410634
This saddens the sea bishop.

>>25410689
Will she sing "Under the sea" if I rank her higher?

>>25410416
you should get violently raped by a manticore, then a lamia, then end it with being comforted with wholesome lewd loving with a weresheep

>>25410689
Sea bishop is kind of yikes.

>>25410754
Thanks, but I'd also like the blushing and embarrased Manticore to come in after I'm asleep to cuddle me too.

>>25410140
I just love how KC fanboys over the kamaitachi in the making of, especially the tall, cool one.

>Oh, and one more thing they've got in common is that they tie up their hair, which gives them an active, energetic sort of appearance.

>The big-breasted slashing one on the left probably has the most "Kamaitachi-like" look, with her cool image reminiscent of a sharp, cutting wind. Based on a sword-wielding ninja, while her clothes are in the line of a ninja outfit with a bit of a chic atmosphere, her thighs are exposed all the way, and her charm point is the way the cloth covering each Kamaitachi's chest is completely defeated by her bust's bountiful size!

>Her sickles are long and sharp, and generate sharp winds when swung in a manner similar to a sword.

>Compared to the book version, I had her hairstyle hide one of her eyes for added coolness.

>The middle one who's in charge of knocking men over looks quick, but she's a genki girl whose image is more that of a fighter than a swordswoman! She was based on the idea of a ninja talented in physical combat, and with her wrestling suit-like outfit that perfectly fits her body's curves, with various ornaments attached to the surface, she's probably the most lewdly dressed out of them all!

>Her sickles have a smaller size, but they look thick and heavy. They aren't as heavy and slow as they might look though, and she can generate powerful, heavy-hitting winds to knock over targets with them by performing striking motions.

>Personally, I love her mischievous child-like expression and her hairstyle the most!

>The right-hand one in charge of healing looks young, and rather than a Kamaitachi, she looks more just like a cute, small weasel. She's made in the image of a ninja dealing in salves and poisons, as well as Buddhist medicine masters, she wears longer sleeves and a short skirt in the classic miko color scheme of a white base with red bordering.

>I also wanted to include a nurse element, so that's where the cross pattern on the cloth in front comes from.

>Her sickles are small and short, and if they're hidden in her sleeves they won't be visible at all. By shaking her sleeves and moving her arms as if dancing, they create a gentle wind that soothes the body and soul.

>Personally, my favorite part with her is the color of the medicine!

>Oh, and since I've been talking about and promising all these features, they can of course quickly straddle and violate a man even while clothed. Even the one in charge of knocking you over, can simply slip her suit to the side or tear it to allow free entry.

>>25408378
Also I don't know why I also scored Honey Bee so high. She's alright, but not a favorite. I think I only picked her more because I considered her less likely to violate or enslave me.

>>25408378
>Kikimora
Based

1 Dhampir
2 Zombie & Wight
3 Vampire
4 Shirohebi
5 Phantom
6 Lich
7 Kikimora
8 Ratatoskr
9 Dragon Zombie
10 Shoggoth
So I'm a slut for the undead and maids I guess I know what I need zombie maids or zommaids

This is the only correct choice

>>25408378
>I don't know how Kamaitachi got so high.
Thrice (x3) the netorare material.

>>25411307
>parasite slime in 3rd
something you want to tell us anon?

>>25411376
Read the rankings all monsters are equally trash compared to the beauty and elegance of a Shirohebi

>>25411440
got it you want to see the slime make the yansnake ahageo before they both merge into a more powerful yandere creature.

>>25410140
>DirectX 11 vs 12

>>25411516
*more powerful more yandere snek
whoops.

>>25411620
she needs to become a mother

>>25411620
Ew, that's a moth

>>25411620
Unff, that's a moth

>>25393128

>>25411376
Anon... that's a 2

>>25412016
kamaitachi a is second.
parasite slime is third.
manticore is fourth.

>>25411376
Got a problem with parasite slimes anon?

I want a big titty vampire to jack me off while she sucks my blood.

>>25412094
Look at the number. Look closely at ALL the numbers, and understand the madness this man has embraced.

>>25412555
i see and i assumed it was a glitch. well hopefully he isn't preachy.

If you disrespect the ochimusha, she's obliged, by bushi law, to have the choice of having your first child given birth by your wife. If you don't have a wife, then you are her servant until a child is born from her. If you defy against her in combat, and win, you are her lord. If you lose, then you will be her servant even after the child is born, or if you have a wife, you must serve jail time for resisting the authority of Zipangu's glorious champions.

Fuck, Marry, Kiss: Harpy Edition!

Contestants in alphabetical order:
>Black harpy
>Owl mage
>Siren

>>25413120
Fuck Black Harpy
Kiss Siren
Marry Owl Mage

Gentlemen, I love the undead so much that I would be deployed to Racoon city with the only purpose of impregnating every single reanimated corpse that I could find

Does anyone remember the story about an inept Ushi-oni who goes through couples counseling alongside a manticore, minotaur and some other species.
I can't find it on TFT

>>25413120
Fuck siren
Marry black harpy
Kiss owl mage

>>25413401
I remember reading this, but can't recall the title, sorry.

>>25395097

>>25413120
Siren is just getting a kiss, but deciding between Black Harpy and Owl Mage is much harder. Passion vs Comfort, I would marry the Harpy and have a one night stand with the Owl beforehand.

>>25395097
>Anon huffed my tail and I liked it
>written by not a rata

>>25413401
>>25413532
Never mind, found it.
https://pastebin.com/qGMBAuVd

Consider living under the sea.

>>25410039
>Ghoul and beezle in top 10
You've good tastes, anon

I want to be scared of monsters.
What monster is the scariest?

>>25413941
Manticore if you have no phobias, otherwise it depends.

>>25413120
All three to owl

>>25413941
Manticores will eat you and tear out your dick with their tails

>>25413728
The underwater is SRS BSNS

I'm going on vacation to the Fox Empire. Anyone want to come?

>>25413120
Harem?

>>25413962
Not if you scritch their ears and pet their head.

mamono tea parties include your cock being a seat, living dolls in frilly dresses discussing what lewd things that they want to do to you, monsters drinking tea mixed with your cum, you drinking their cunny juices mixed with tea, your dick sucked from under the table, and more!

>>25413941
Man.

>>25414151
I want to come inside the left one, that's for sure

No surprises in the top except Cyclops got a bit lower than expected. I don't see how Kamaitachi got so spread out, I expected to get to vote tie on them, but they didn't go against each other.

Fuck you Shoresy

>>25414365
A man monster girl?
>has arms and legs of human men
>has a human man ears
>lives in the human man kingdom with all the other human man monsters girls

>>25414404
>Jinko
Not bad

>>25414520
Give your balls a tug titfucker

ROYAL DRAGONS

>>25414404
I'm kind of afraid to finish mine because I'm pretty sure Selkie is going to end up in my top three.

>>25414756
She looks scary

>>25413962
what phobias would a manticore trigger?

>>25414793
Embrace the result no matter what.

>>25414756
Why are you posting a tour guide?

>>25408378
Took some time but here it is.

i wish there was a stick bug monster girl

>>25414701
>Fuck you Selkie, I made your husband so wet the Snuggle Scouts deployed a 24 hour unit to stack sandbags around my bed

>>25414811
Cnidophobia in particular. Virginitiphobia definitely, but that's not uncommon with monster girls in general.

What celebrity would you fuck if she was a monster girl?
What species would you want her to be?

>>25415062
>Fucking celebrities
What's the point? Celeb pussy ain't any better than regular pussy. Now, partying? That I can understand. But fucking really comes down to two things: how good it feels and something something love or something.

So which celeb is actually good at sex?

>>25415062
>Celebrity worship
Fucking disgusting. Get out

>>25415164
sorry

>>25414796
The translation of the text on the right is all about how thirsty she is for romance and her getting jelly as her maids and subordinates get husbands before her.

>>25415062

>>25415062

>>25413655
I love the Manticore from that story. I wish I were her husband.

>>25415374
That ass photo made me physically ill

Thinking it over, my concerns regarding how over-powered Wights are is certainly not helped by the fact that my waifu would be unable to resist making a scene at any Undead Kingdom gatherings we might get invited to.
The same goes for Pharaohs, Elves...all the stuck up races that think they're better than everyone else.

>>25396344
What if I have all of my auntster’s old pin up beer ads from the 80’s in my man cave?

>>25415583
Only nice place me and my common sahu are welcome is probably the islands

>>25415062
Fuck off

these two fighting for control of your mind and body

>>25415775
and your cock will cum by itself from being THAT mind-fucked

>>25415775
Gazer is love

>>25415775
flayer does it for me
that smug combined with those soft supple tits partly breaks my mind before the tendrils even reach my ears

>>25415062
I'd fuck Aoi Yuuki if she was a succubus.

>>25415775
I'd like Mindflayer to make Gazer less of a cunt and not turn me into a squid.

>>25415775
Wet, sticky girls, with plenty of tentacles and eyes.

It's a good design. Flayer can poke around in your head bit more directly, but Gazer knows other magic eye beams so...

>>25415878
>make Gazer less of a cunt
Stop being such a pushover. She has no obligation to be nice to you, and your complaints only make her enjoy it more.

>>25415775
Well one is ok and the other is shit so it should be an easy choice.

>>25415878
Some tentacle DP will make gazer less of a cunt.

>>25415902
>She has no obligation to be nice to you
I have no obligation to bone her either, this gets us nowhere.

>>25415832
>>25415062
Well if voice actors count
>Kikuko Inoue mommy Flayer
The second she calls me a "good boy" I'm fucking done, absolutely no way I could ever resist, I'm as good as hers forever

>>25415775
What if I give mind to flayer but body to gazer?

If bapho had a crush on you, are you suppose to go on a date her or ?

Leaked demon contracts.

>>25415832
Aoi Yuuki is already an oni.