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Boya...

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>> No.25317653

Bully the shorties!

>> No.25317664
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25317664

I could go for some occult rituals

>> No.25317666
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25317666

Warrior Wight!

>> No.25317681
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25317681

>anon is so cute
>I wanna milk him dry

>> No.25317703

>>25317681
I want Dullahan bodyguard

>> No.25317717

hellhound teens and lolis

>> No.25317726

>>25317666
Buff, martial monster girls are where its at.
Species doesn't matter.

>> No.25317803
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>>25317726
I'd mate a monster girl that's unusually buff for her species until we have so many buff daughters that they count as a subspecies.

>> No.25317814
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25317814

Buff foxes

>> No.25317816

>>25317717
Push over hellhound lolis and make them yours until they are able to push you over

>> No.25317838

>>25317803
A grand dream.
To get enough girls to have a distinct species of daughterus.

Good luck!

>> No.25317847
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25317847

Cute baba moans

>> No.25317855
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25317855

Welcome to Corneria.

>> No.25317858

>>25317847
but can baba make her grandson moan like crazy?

>> No.25317861
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>>25317664
What is she even doing?

>> No.25317862
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Got this a bit ago but still wanted to show it.

>> No.25317877

>>25317858
yeah but it's usually with homemade cooking

>> No.25317888

>>25317855
Come to Brazil.

>> No.25317889

>>25317861
Summoning a Chad thundercock to bulge her loli pussy

>> No.25317894
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>>25317631
Why do heroes keep falling for it? And often how is it that the tables have turned?

>> No.25317941
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25317941

Bad Wendi, down! That's your sister's food, don't make me get the newspaper!

>> No.25317976

Doing anal with a Devil in a church!

>> No.25318024

>>25317653
What if I wanna bully the tall girls instead?

>> No.25318060

>>25317838
Being the progenitor of big, muscular Ratatoskr subspecies would be the greatest honor to me.

>> No.25318078

>>25317653
Would monstergirls bully short guys too?

>> No.25318085

>>25318078
>standing cunnilingus height

>> No.25318113

CUMFLATE THE SHORTIES

>> No.25318181

>>25318024
That would be a stretch

>>25318078
Sounds like a trick question, lamias, onis, centaurs and others are always taller, making everyone else look like a short guy

>> No.25318196
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>> No.25318254

Which mg would be biggie and which wid be 6ix9ine

>> No.25318273

What monstergirl has the best tentacles?

>> No.25318279

>>25317816
>Hellhound wife volunteers you to teach her sister how to rape a guy
>you don't have the heart to tell her that she was actually really cute

>> No.25318293

>>25318060
You should be proud of making such large, bushy tails.

>> No.25318298

>>25318024
>go up to the 7” tall, muscular P’Orc in your local gym
>”Hey you walking Christmas Ham, hows the weather up there?”
>she just gets a smug look ok her face as she picks you up and brings you to her eye level
>”You tell me handsome~.”

>> No.25318323

>>25318273
Kraken, they give the best hugs.

>> No.25318344
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>>25318298
>surprise kiss her on the face once she brings you close enough
>grab onto her and get on her shoulders
>pull out the riding crop

>> No.25318550

>>25318060
Malabar squirrels!

>> No.25318579
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25318579

>shota-kun is in danger! How does /jp/ plan to save him?

>> No.25318630

>>25318579
Use a quick spin attack!

>> No.25318643

>>25318579
with a song

>> No.25318686

>>25318579
orbital bombardment

>> No.25318718

>>25318579
I could take 2 or 3 of those off his hands.

>> No.25318723
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25318723

Devil short for >>23824374 finished. Delightfully devilish!

https://pastebin.com/t1ugCeiH

Now back to the big project.

>> No.25318733

>>25318718
yeah for like 30 seconds.

>> No.25318752

>>25318579
I guess I'd try moralfagging at them

>> No.25318774

>>25318723
Good shit

>> No.25318775

>>25318643
Song of Soaring?

>> No.25318785

>>25318579
Shota potion followed by a substitution teleport, he'll be able to get away while they focus on me.

>> No.25318806

>>25318579
You could get miss angel to take care of them >>25318196

>> No.25318876

>>25318579
Tell them they have shit taste

>> No.25318986
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>> No.25319019

>>25318876
You wanna get turned into a shota so you'll get raped?

>> No.25319098

>>25319019
>>25319019
>so you'll get raped?
yeah but also being an adult is terrible.

>> No.25319128

>>25318579
>Let him go, take me instead.

>> No.25319153

>>25319019
But if I get turned into a shota that'll just make me stronger!

>> No.25319188

>>25318579
tossed cumrag followed by smoke grenade

>> No.25319198

>>25318579
i'll let him take a few tailets and winglets out of the equation

>> No.25319264

>>25317664
>"Macho, macho man!"
>"I want to breed a macho man!"

>> No.25319289

>>25318579
Suicide bomb

>> No.25319345
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>>25317631
Dead

>> No.25319488
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25319488

Black harpy harem. Your thoughts?

>> No.25319515
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25319515

So if your girl wanted to turn you into a shota but keep your mind would you accept?
even if is permanent?

>> No.25319537

>>25318723
Naisu. Thanks anon

>> No.25319566

>>25319515
maybe. i find /ss/ really fucking hot.

>> No.25319580

>>25319515
No, because I hate /ss/

>> No.25319589

>>25319515
No thanks. Maybe for her birthday or something.

>> No.25319591

>>25319580
This, you guys are pushing it too much

>> No.25319638

>>25319580
>>25319591
I also dont find too interesting normal /SS/ but age regression is a bit hot for me.

>> No.25319686

>>25319515
Will there be shotadom?

>> No.25319720

>>25319591
>pushed too much
what?

>> No.25319739

>>25319720
It does invade any discussion of dark mage.

>> No.25319752
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>>25319720
Yeah I mean it's not like we have people here who shove shota into every single conversation that involves the word "onee."

>> No.25319755

>>25318986

hey boaty I think you've got the wrong door. The seafloor is 1.2km down

>> No.25319796

>>25317814
this is very hot!

>> No.25319817
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25319817

Reminder that chuuni monsters deserve love too

>> No.25319830

>>25319739
>>25319752
Nah.

>> No.25319841
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25319841

My wife is very subtle about how much she hates stopping before she's satisfied.

>> No.25319905

>>25319515
i'd dismiss it instantly

>> No.25319922

>>25319841
>Monster Energy Drink in MGC is synthesized manticore venom, apophis venom, a tinge of sandworm spice along with natural and artificial demon realm fruit flavorings, and high fructose corn syrup
>Guaranteed to restore hubby to pre-sex semen levels and with enough energy to wrestle 1000 bulls

>> No.25320011

What's the best way to get myself gangraped by foxes?

>> No.25320026
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>> No.25320079

Crushed by a big Oni's thighs! Not little Suikia oni, big Yuugi oni!

>> No.25320117

What's the best way to rape a gang of foxes?

>> No.25320148

>>25320117
>>25320011
Interesting.

>> No.25320154

>>25320011
>>25320117
be a fried tofu kingpin

>> No.25320178

>>25320154
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

>> No.25320258
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>>25320011
1. Find a lost/secluded shrine.
2. Ask to spend the night.

>> No.25320282

>>25320026
That monster will have my utmost respect if those are all functioning runes.

>> No.25320318

>>25320258
i would like all of these foxes

>> No.25320425

what monsters have cave lairs and camps hidden behind waterfalls?

>> No.25320495

>>25314509
Missed a chance to say "It would be painful" desu.

>> No.25320727

>>25320425
bunyip

>> No.25320805

>>25320258
All of them have 1 tail! Where are they hiding the hags

>> No.25320837
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25320837

What do you think of girls who speak in old english?

>> No.25320915

>>25320837
Not as cute as full language barrier which later evolves into broken English.

>> No.25320919

>>25320837
That looks more like Early Modern English or a poor attempt at mimicking what she thinks is Middle English.

Old English is so foreign from the modern variant that it could be considered an entirely separate language. And unless you've studied it extensively, you wouldn't understand a single word or even be able to read it.

>> No.25320934

>>25320837
Better question.
What about one that speaks the demonic tongue known as Welsh?

>> No.25320940

>>25320837
>What do you think of girls who speak
Good

>> No.25320990
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>>25320805
They're a tad harder to get an audience with.

>> No.25321017
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>>25320805
You don't know what you're dealing with

>> No.25321087
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25321087

>Ancient demon who tries to act hip by blasting 1920s swing music from her phonograph

>> No.25321099

>>25319488
they can teach me to be a prostitute so it might be good

>> No.25321105

>>25321087
What a strumpet

>> No.25321141

>>25321087
shag this grandma

>> No.25321148

>>25321087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MHn0slcnuY

>> No.25321155

>>25321141
Not a grandma yet, but you can take the first step in changing this!

>> No.25321184

>>25321155
i'm not letting you impregnate and marry my daughteru. That's my job.
Yeah, that's right, i'm a weird motherfucker. I support lolicon incest with monsters

>> No.25321217

>>25321184
Wait, are you a motherfucker or a daughterfucker?

>> No.25321243

>>25321184
Well, if you impregnate your ancient, demon wife's daughteru, then she'll be a grandma to your daughteru's child. You yourself will be both her father and grandfather at the same time. Incest is a wonderous thing, isn't it?

You needn't worry about me. I've already got a waifu

>> No.25321246

>>25321184
Based.

>> No.25321260

>>25321246
Based on what?

>> No.25321350
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>>25321260

>> No.25321363

>>25321260
Based on a true story...
About a love between one hairy bear-daddy with an oversized, veiny cock
and his very horny little 8 year old demon daughter with a tight, smooth, small cunny...

>> No.25321384

>Monster girls that grew up on Order propaganda
>Growing up thinking that all humans see them as ugly, disgusting, and vile
>That moment when she meets her future husband
>That moment when he tells her she's the most beautiful woman he's ever seen, inside and out
>That moment when she realizes his sincerity
It's enough to bring them to tears or happiness and relief. It's enough to even make the monster girls with strong fortitude stammer and stutter with confusion.

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>>25321184
> I support lolicon incest with monsters

>> No.25321427

>>25321184
You're not weird, you're just a fat, ugly incel

>> No.25321445

>>25320727
bunyips better be good at roasting over fires

>> No.25321506

>>25321445
Disgusting. I could never eat roasted bunyip.

>> No.25321507

>>25321148
Unironically a banger.

>> No.25321717

>>25321506
They're Australian, of course they taste better on an open fire.

>> No.25321722

Who here has the cutest daughteru?

>> No.25321730

>>25321722
I don't have one yet.

>> No.25321775

>>25321722
none of my wives in my harem have any kids. My wight really wants a zombie daughteru

>> No.25321789

>>25321722
I do!

>> No.25321826

>>25321722
>>25321789
No, mine is cuter!

>> No.25321858
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25321858

i will now pleasure myself with this fish

>> No.25321897

>>25321717
Aussie monster girl or not. I couldn't eat a monster girl. They're for sex, cute, and love, not food.

>> No.25321926
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>> No.25321936

>>25321897
>not eating delicious monstergirl cooked food

>> No.25322066
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>>25321897
Being forcefed slime jelly by a dark slime who wants you to incubize as fast as possible doesn't sound so bad.

>> No.25322078

>>25321858
No, it'll be the fish that'll pleasure herself with you, the hooman boi.

>> No.25322132 [DELETED] 

>>25321722
Whofu hereu hasfu thefu cutestu daughteru UwU hehehe duse senpai KYAAAAAH hahahaha loooooooooooooool

>> No.25322242

>>25322132
Hey there, cucky

>> No.25322368

Reminder that Nurarhiyon is an ugly gourd shaped headed freeloading loser who crashes in your house and couch and did nothing but vape all day.

>> No.25322463

>>25322066
i want a dark and humpty slime

>> No.25322510

>>25322078
i like the taste of fish anyway

>> No.25322548

>>25322242
Uuuuuh you fucknig normie or something?

>> No.25322562
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25322562

Try showing this inforgraph to Monstergirls

>> No.25322565
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hug the bug

>> No.25322576

>>25322562
>Small hips

This was commonly considered attractive and for the life of me I cannot understand why

>> No.25322583

>>25322562
wow so fucknig based and redpilled bro do you also post on /tg/? Wanna join my based discord group?

>> No.25322800

>>25321350
I would normally chew you out for off-topic images but that actually makes it funnier

>> No.25322838
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Viccy's trying armor out

>> No.25322894

>>25322576
>Small, curved hips
>Small, round breasts
>Small, round ass
>Slender frame
No sexier body type for a girl.

>> No.25322953

>>25322838
I want her to pin me down in that armor

>> No.25322971

>>25322838
>Viccy in armor
Did she spend one too many nights drinking with Selene?

>> No.25323007

>>25322066
Damnit thay sounds incredible. Dark Slimes are one of my top girls. The intersection of the monstrous abilities of slimes and seductive powers comparable to a succubus is really something else.
Also why is that guy so good at drawing slimes?

>> No.25323047

>>25323007
Bubuzuke is king of slimes

Shame he only does normie stuff now

>> No.25323072
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25323072

>>25322971
It is a mystery

>> No.25323102
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25323102

>>25322838
Gives me some major Albedo vibes.

>> No.25323124

>>25322066
I want a Dark Slime/Parasite Slime/Slime Queen hybrid harem-wife.

>> No.25323234

Shoggoth. Shog Goth. Goth Shog.

>> No.25323246

Yeah I'm thinking it's time to repost the same images for hundredth time and samefag again because that's what these threads are all about, right

>> No.25323274

>>25317666
>Gladius
That's an old wight.

>> No.25323322

>>25323246
And accusing random anons that they're from /tg/.

>> No.25323330

>>25319515
Absolutely. Though I'd like to have enough control to be able to revert it at will, even if it's a new default state. I mean, a man's got to be able to reach the top shelf plus you never know when you're going to have to put some elbow grease into it.

>> No.25323331
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>>25323072
Although, would you call what Selene wears armour?

>> No.25323344

>>25323102
Even in full armor she's still fucking sexy.

>> No.25323360

>>25323331
>Selene thinks she's ready for a fight
>Metal clanking as Victoria in full armor with a longsword shows up

>> No.25323368

>>25323234
Curious as to what that would look like. Draw fags please help.

>> No.25323371

>>25319515
Depends on how complete of shotafication.

>> No.25323394

>>25320919
>Old English is so foreign from the modern variant that it could be considered an entirely separate language. And unless you've studied it extensively, you wouldn't understand a single word or even be able to read it.
Not true, in regards to its intelligibility. Especially not true if you're Germanic or Scandinavian, as Old English is really just a hudgepodge of everything. There may be the odd word completely lost to time, but even then you could figure it out by context.

>> No.25323416

>>25323274
i want to hear the accent of an ancient wight who has traveled

>> No.25323433

>>25323360
There is art somewhere of Selene with a bigger sword.
That being said Selene skill wise would still probably take viccy in a duel. Or Beast is going to comm Selene in more armor.

>> No.25323447

What's up with the two different versions of All's Fair in Love and War? Somehow I managed to read most of the beginning of the newer version, then reading the middle and end of the older version. Is the new one just being rewritten for brevity or is there some other reason? I enjoyed the story overall despite accidentally reading it in the most confusing way possible.

>> No.25323454

>>25317666
>>25323274
Boudicea's back!

>> No.25323475

>>25323416
She's probably able to swap accents at will. She'd be the last unliving speaker of old Latin to boot.

>> No.25323482

>>25323447
the original is seen as long winded by some, so the newer versions cut some stuff out

>> No.25323495

>>25323368
>Curious as to what that would look like
Horrendously and unbearably sexy. I imagine very dark, but her skin would be an even paler purple, almost white.

>> No.25323503

>>25323246
The fuck are you even talking about?

>> No.25323507

>>25323475
i bet she can make so much money just by knowing dead languages

>> No.25323522

>>25323124
And by that I mean:
>Melts willing girls down into part of her collective
>Can reform into any of them - or a combination of them
>Has a central main body/main girl who is mostly intact and surface-human with slime abdomen and pelvis

>> No.25323544

Shog replacing anon's body because she wants to improve him.

>> No.25323552

>>25323503
I don't know, none of the images in this thread were ever posted here before haha

>> No.25323569

>>25323552
It's not like shit's posted EVERY thread

>> No.25323573
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>>25323503
He wants a blast from the past, an image that has been reposted before many times. The ambassador or peace, love and rock n'roll, a girl who censors her own curse-words by going TZICH
It's Moth-chan!

>> No.25323582

>>25323447
First one was when I was far more noobish at writing. I wrote it as I went and made things up on the spot without an actual outline of the entire thing, along with other technical stuff I had not yet learned at the time.

The rewrite is more on thinking things over and using what I learned since then to tell the story with an actual outline of the whole thing from start to finish, trimming out a lot of unnecessary stuff as well. The first chapter of the original was like 10k words, while the rewrite is around 1k.

Unfortunately since I picked up drawing too the rewriting ended up slowing down to a glacial pace.

>> No.25323591

>>25323569
Haha sure you're right only like every other thread and only sometimes every thread like what's the deal with that am I right haha

>> No.25323637

>>25323582
There's also going to be quite a lot of divergence between the two versions so you're better off reading the original fully if you don't want to wait like 5 years for the rewrite to be completely done. One of the biggest examples is how in the original Demon Realm Silver phases through everything that isn't flesh or itself (IE armor) while in the rewrite it does not, it's just plain metal with magical properties.

>> No.25323670
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25323670

I've never understood how feeding a dullahan works

>> No.25323700

>>25321017
Marshmallow cat, what have you done?..

>> No.25323730

>>25323482
>>25323582
That all makes sense, thanks for the reply. I enjoyed the story quite a bit despite making things unnecessarily confusing for myself.

>> No.25323734

I need a BIG Sahu to hold me like that.

>> No.25323779

>>25323507
>Travel the world with Wight-chan as her assistant as you're brought to insane private collections and kick ass museums because she's able to recognise everything.
Pretty cushy life. And then you get to take her back to horrendously expensive hotels and hike up her glimmering diamond skirt or whatever and fuck her over the penthouse balcony.

>> No.25323819

>>25323734
They're good girls that deserve to be BIG I think. Their loli body makes them seem a little trash-mobbish. Really easy to overlook. Now imagine if she was at a minimum 7ft and ara ara.

>> No.25323833

>>25323734
reply to >>25321858

>> No.25323868

>>25323819
i prefer teen body with fat tail
>>25323819
i'm okay with falling in love and marrying a trash mob

>> No.25323894

>>25323868
Hey, to each their own. I personally tend to ignore Lolis.

>> No.25323913

>>25323894
my fish isn't loli but she is short and has a modest chest

>> No.25323920
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25323920

>>25323868
>i'm okay with falling in love and marrying a trash mob
Me too, we're going to make plenty of bandits for Maus Hills together.

>> No.25323927
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25323927

The dead hunger. Hunger for parfait!

>> No.25323935

>>25323894
if that one nereid doujin is anything to go by then ara fish could be pretty good

>> No.25323975

>>25323935
There's an innate vast and motherly quality to sea girls. Like the ocean itself. Accepting of all that is, and can be.

>> No.25323985

>>25323734
>>25323935
imagine her holding you like that while in water, it'd be just like you're her disney princess.

>> No.25324001

>>25323927
what treats do zombies like?

>> No.25324005

>>25323985
Attempting to escape will result in you getting slapped by a big meaty tail.

>> No.25324019

>>25323927
Lich-san has worked hard today, she deserves to treat herself!

>> No.25324042

>>25324001
Chicken wings!

>> No.25324110

>>25324005
i'm going to be rubbing my face all over that tail anyway

>> No.25324148
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>> No.25324208

>>25324148
I just need tender loving femdom 24/7

>> No.25324265

>>25324208
gentle femdom is good

>> No.25324267

>>25324208
Me too, anon, me too

>> No.25324319

>>25323573
I want to fuck Mothra!

>> No.25324387

>>25324319
Mosura ya!
Mosura!

>> No.25324456

So Victoria and or Celine the Lilims are both avid swordsmen and duelists? What if in the middle of combat or during the fight when I just straight up pull out a gun and start blasting?

They get angry and go in a berserk phase in which they deal extra damage and gain a speed boost while glowing red? All because I'm considered being "dishonorable and cheating," even though in combat, fights and warfare. Chivalry and honor are just for show and what really matters are results and who is victorious.

>> No.25324507

>>25324456
>"Is that a gun anon?"
>"Come on man, what the fuck?"

>> No.25324573

>>25324456
it is also the weapon of our people now and going easy on an enemy is disrespectful

>> No.25324667

>>25324456
>What if in the middle of combat or during the fight when I just straight up pull out a gun and start blasting?
You die from overdosing on edgyness. An awkward way to go, to say the least.

>> No.25324671

>>25323920
>search this and find the original pixiv upload
>the tags
oh

>> No.25324691

>The thing is, an insignia engraved on the lower abdomen will also effect not the penis, but the “womb” just as it does in women. That is to say, a womb which “shouldn't exist” in a man will throb hotly seeking pleasure and a penis. Since it doesn't exist, no matter how much it throbs, he'll never be able to able to satisfy the urge, and he'll have to remain unfulfilled the whole time until he becomes a monster to obtain it, which will result in his feelings towards men and thirst for sex to keep growing stronger so that he'll be reborn as a more lustful “alp” with an obsessive passion.
There is a sure way to turn someone into an alp.

>> No.25324776

>>25324691
Wait is this from one of the official books

>> No.25325051

>>25324776
The one about sabbath.

>> No.25325206

>>25324691
Again, you can't force someone to become an alp.
This only really works if the man in question has some underlying desire to become one.

>> No.25325553

>>25323670
Wormholes

>> No.25325564

>>25323670
Best story in the whole anthology

>> No.25325602

>>25323700
>You have squished me one too many times human

>> No.25325748

Dog Kobold or Lizard Kobold?

>> No.25325776
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25325776

>return to the tomb to see your wife Pharaoh, see this
>leers at you like a predator
>"welcome home hubby, looks like you'll have to satisfy both of us now, you can do it right?"

>> No.25325786

>>25325748
i'd a lizard kobold

>> No.25325787

>>25325748
Dog.

>> No.25325854

>>25325748
I'd like to sample both before making a decision.

>> No.25325875

>>25325776
Time to murder a snake.

>> No.25325904

>>25325875
will you ask a khepri king for his army to help free your wife?

>> No.25325910

>>25324456
>Bullets deflected By their sheer aura, don't even have to move
>"Now that's an interesting toy. Can you insert mana into it?"
>"It is like a runic crossbow?"
>"You have you tipped these projectiles with such an ineffective metal, anon?"

>> No.25325949

>>25325904
Not him, but why wouldn't you just end her yourself?

>> No.25326039

>>25325748
Shortstack Lizards.

>> No.25326097

>>25317631
Here's a thought. Humanity being the ideal vassal species, not being very suitable for surviving on their own, but instead being perfectly capable of assisting other races. Elves would love humans for their capacity as servants and farmhands doing the dirty work that elves are too dignified for, Dwarves would love humans for adding an extra layer of fortification outside the front gates of their mountainhomes as well as bringing in extra trade and agricultural production, Orcs would love humans because they're useful for all the civilian stuff that Orcs don't like to personally handle but which nonetheless need to be done to keep the horde fed and supplied, Dragons would love humans for being far less pathetic than Kobolds while still being suitable servants who would worship them, etc. Is this a fine idea or am I just begging for any players to immediately start a separatist race war to found their own human nation?

>> No.25326136

>>25325776
Jokes on her, I can satisfy either of them!

>> No.25326289

>>25325949
She is an apophis with command over the pharaoh which has that God voice ability

>> No.25326404

>>25322838
If you didn't tell me I'd think this was Selene

>> No.25326488

>>25326289
No such thing happens, all the apophis venom does is turn women into horny sluts. There's no mindcontrol component or compulsion function.

>> No.25326643

The worst thing about commissioning is when you start to type out what you want and realize you actually have no idea what you want.
On that note, what girl needs to have their husband take a tentacle potion the most?

>> No.25326961

>>25326643
I usually find image references first and work from there, helps describing things better.
I'd say Salamander. Female warrior being dominated by tentacles is a classic.

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25327359

>>25322562
Nothing she doesn't already know.

>> No.25327580

>>25324208
I agree on femdom only if it's this spider doing the domming

>> No.25327585

Big tits kunoichi.

>> No.25327611

>>25326643
>>25326961
>Doesn't know that the best use of a tentacle potion is to have the wife drink it.
I bet you don't even know why.

>> No.25327624

>>25327585
A valid choice, but I rather like fit and lean kunoichi.

>> No.25327676

>>25327585
The only good type of kunoichi.

>> No.25328085
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25328085

>>25327580

>> No.25328341

>>25327585
>Kunoichi with J cups tries sneaking into your window for recon
>gets stuck
>now you have a pouting kunoichi trying not get embarrassed while you help her out of the windowsill

>> No.25328442

>>25328341
At least it wasn't her fatty thighs like the girl next door.

>> No.25328503
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25328503

Shakira intensifies.

>> No.25328904

>>25328085
Aw, so cute.

>> No.25328981
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25328981

>>25317666
I guess you could say she's the Warrior of Wight

>> No.25329083

>>25328981
I don't get it

>> No.25329241

>>25329083
I think it's a pun on warrior of light.

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25329251

>>25329083

>> No.25329338
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25329338

Isn't it nice to have someone waiting when you come home?

>> No.25329383

>>25329251
God I hate abusive girls above all else. That's one main reason I like monster girls, they don't do shit like that (unless you're into it).

>> No.25329455 [SPOILER] 
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25329455

>>25329383
Consider fucking the mean out of them.

>> No.25329483

>>25329455
Mean girls doesn't deserve to get dicked.
I'm gonna go with the nice succubus down the road instead.

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25329507

>>25319345
>when you mark 5000 exam papers one at time

>> No.25329553

>>25323368
Drawing a shog is really hard to do tho

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25329641

>>25329241

>> No.25329729

>>25329455
No. Mean girls aren't worth the effort.

>> No.25329883
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25329883

>>25329729
They could just be tsundere anon.

>> No.25329925

>>25321445
>>25321506
Please do not roast the bunyip, she’s shy enough as is

>> No.25329944

>>25329883
Well then they can be tsundere while I go off to some other girl that doesn't berate me.

>> No.25329978

>>25329883
Honesty is more attractive.

>> No.25330168
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25330168

Green worms, red apples.

>> No.25330197
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25330197

>>25329978
But what if she's honest about her tsundereness?

>> No.25330236

>>25330197
Then she can fuck off and never come back. Honestly.

>> No.25330272

>>25325776
Kinda wish that was me on the right...
Just a little bit. Only for a short while. Just to try it out.
With my waifu, of course.

>> No.25330281

>>25330197
Honest about not being honest with her feelings? No, thanks.

>> No.25330322

>>25330272
Other than Dragons, what girls would make their husbands crossdress?

>> No.25330366

>>25330322
Alp in denial?

>> No.25330582

>>25325776
I don't like piercings.

>> No.25330596

>>25330322
Why would dragons do that either you fag

>> No.25330723

>>25330596
You know why

>> No.25330749

>>25327585
>>25328341
Kunoichi are meant to be captured

>> No.25330750

Wock

>> No.25330901

>>25330750
has a big cock

>> No.25330911

>>25330596
Dragons and princesses, dude

>> No.25330998

>>25317814

>touch fluffy tail
>or else...

>> No.25331118

>>25330322
Mindflayers

>> No.25331147

I have a need for monster girls where their hair hangs down so it covered their eyes.
Especially liches.

>> No.25331153

Weresheep singing lullabies. Yes?

https://youtu.be/wZGLkYVwcCs

>> No.25331180
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25331180

If a hellhound loli gives you a bone it's a sign she wants yours.

>> No.25331215

>>25331180
It's a sign that you haven't given her enough food.
Give your heckpups plenty of food so she can grow up to be big and strong.

>> No.25331328

>>25331215
What should you be feeding to your hellhound puppy?

>> No.25331348

>>25331328
Cummies

>> No.25331356

>>25331328
Meat and "meat".

>> No.25331367

>>25331348
>>25331356
That's not up to my human morals, though

>> No.25331435

>>25331367
>Having a hellhound puppy
>Thinking you get to have human morals
Sure, and rape is bad and she shouldn't do it.
Have fun waking up to her riding your dick with her mother guiding her.

>> No.25331443

>>25330322
I dunno. Just kinda in this for the embarrassment and the power dynamics and how every Halloween party culminates in me getting shitfaced and plowing my waifu on top of the buffet table in a maid costume.

>> No.25331555

>>25331328
Cock

>> No.25331588
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25331588

Demon lord in your bed!

>> No.25331630

>>25331153
that sounds a bit too loud to be a lullaby.

>> No.25331661
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25331661

>>25326097
I think it’s a unique idea for humanity not being the dominant species in the setting and could make a lot of sense if humanity as a young race was dominated by the older and more established races. As for players being humanity fuck yeah-fags you could just as easily have most of the population happy and not really wanting as John the farmer just wants to harvest his crop and sell it to buy presents for his children’s birthdays thus leaving them with allies in criminals who’d betray them in a heartbeat and power hungry officials who’d do the same. But I for one welcome our new demon overlords

>> No.25331682
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25331682

>>25331147
Werebats are cute

>> No.25331714

>>25331435
that's kinda cringe

>> No.25331728

>>25331661
>think it’s a unique idea for humanity not being the dominant species
No what the fuck humans good, everyone else bad, we're the best and the smartest and the strongest and the most dangerous we'refucknig crazy man shut the fuck up you race traitor

>> No.25331783

>>25331714
>cringe
Do we need to post the Dracula video again?

>> No.25331829
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25331829

>>25331714
>>25331783

>> No.25331838

>>25331714
It's accurate to what would happen. If you live in a house with a monster girl who's not your biological daughter, something lewd will happen at some point and even a small monster girl is stronger than the average human male.

>> No.25331849

>>25331367
It's a father's rightful duty to make sure his daughteru is the happiest little girl in all of the demon realms, some may not like to hear it but that absolutely includes making sure she has plenty of papa's cum whenever she wants.

>> No.25331858

>>25331682
How do you get pesky werebats to leave you alone when traversing a dark cave?

>> No.25331871

>>25331829
Cringe

>> No.25331933

>>25331849
>It's a father's rightful duty to make sure his daughteru is the happiest little girl in all of the demon realms
and that is achieved by getting an abortion

>> No.25331999

>>25331829
I want to hug a upset vampire girl.

>> No.25332034

>>25331661
There are going to be rogues who would rather do their own thing.
There are going to be vagabonds who have chosen their path because of how society has wronged them.
There are going to be idealists who want to start their own city-state (with blackjack and hookers).

>> No.25332062

>>25331858
Very bright flashlight

>> No.25332114 [DELETED] 

https://www.redbubble.com/people/SportNoIshi/shop?asc=u

>> No.25332170

>>25324456
Viccy would probably just stab you
Selene would break your gun, then stab you

>> No.25332233

>>25324507
>>25324667
>>25325910
>>25332170
What if they're demon silver bullets?

>> No.25332282

>>25332114
Why did you post that here?

>> No.25332310

>>25329883
Dumb potato

>> No.25332400

>>25326097
I dunno. I think humanity has had a pretty good run of things, and am welcome to let others try. At the same time, subjugation seems like too much.

Some form of equality+prosperity would be best. Maybe have some humans taught/trained and supported by monsters rank among the top scholars, soldiers, and leaders? I recall in MGE that the King of Lescatie became a huge deal post-Druella invasion.

Also, you'll always get fuckers that see MGs as the baddies the minute humans are considered as the underdog.

>> No.25332489

>>25332400
>Also, you'll always get fuckers that see MGs as the baddies the minute humans are considered as the underdog.
I'm just a maledomfag.

>> No.25332520

>>25331849
She's going to have to take the lead and teach me how to have sex with lolis then because having sex with a monstrous little girls that's related to me really scares me.

>> No.25332556

Weresheep crossed with Holstaur. Your thoughts?

>> No.25332605

>>25331849
>Tfw you were hoping for a nice family life with the daughteru but now you're going to have to put her up for adoption

>> No.25332659
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25332659

>>25323368
no good with fashion but I think it was a good attempt

>> No.25332674

>>25331180
>your monstergirl friend who's a third your age and half your size comes over to "play"

>> No.25332678

>>25332659
Amazing

>> No.25332689

>>25332659
i love it

>> No.25332722

>>25332659
Cute

>> No.25332742

>>25332659
Very nice interpretation of the request.

>> No.25332757

>>25332556
Beeg horner sheep girl.

>> No.25332790

>>25332489
There's a difference between passionately making love to your waifu from a position of strength because she loves and trusts you to take good care of her, and just go to /pol/ or cripplekun and Ctrl+F "women". Or don't and imagine for yourself.

>> No.25332797

>>25332659
I like the hair. The clothing is also nice, but I think it's a little understated. At least when you think 'goth' these days, for me personally I get more of a 'gothic lolita' feeling, more overstated and decadent, almost aristocratic.

But I mean that's also not really the type of picture where you'd really draw that style, what you've done looks more like a profile picture, so I feel like what you've done is even more fitting in this instance.

>> No.25332825

>>25332790
>spoiler
Demon hegemony is a major step-up from what the feminists want, but I still hate being forced into things.

>> No.25332851

I wonder if Manticores would like getting back massages, if or when their wings start cramping.

>> No.25332883

>>25332851
They'll repay you by pricking your with their tail barbs and start milking you right there

>> No.25332920

>>25332233
A gun is not really the proof of a warrior
Sure, one can be skilled in firearms, but I hesitate to call gunplay "fighting"
In the face of that would Selene still fight you? Probably, but she woudn't respect you.

>> No.25332921

>>25332757
>>25332556
The Minotaur variant would be nice.

>> No.25332967

>>25332825
>(((Demon hegemony))) is a major step-up from what the feminists want
good goy

>> No.25332979

>>25332883
Will there be cuddling?

>> No.25332994

>>25332920
Guns are extremely honorable as they are the great equalizer.

>>25332967
Don't you mean "good boy" (((tanuki)))?

>> No.25333002

>>25332920
A sword is not really the proof of a warrior
Sure, one can be skilled in metal weaponry, but I hesitate to call swordplay "fighting"
Pointy sticks are real weapons

>> No.25333020

>>25332994
I want a demon to call me a good boy.

>> No.25333077

>>25332994
>>25333002
I think she would just be happy with melee regardless
Or at the very least, a rifle with a bayonet or knife gun

>> No.25333081

>>25333002
A weapon is not really the proof of a warrior
Sure, one can be skilled in weaponry, but I hesitate to call weapon usage "fighting"
Unarmed combat is the way of the warrior

>> No.25333142

>>25333077
>knife gun
You mean like snake?

>> No.25333175

>>25333081
A fist is not really the proof of a warrior
Sure, one can be skilled in pugilism, but I hesitate to call fist usage "fighting"
Mental combat is the way of the warrior

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>>25333142

>> No.25333227

>>25333175
A brain is not really the proof of a warrior.
Sure, one can be skilled in mind games, but I hesitate to call thinking "fighting".
Sleeping in is the way of the warrior.

>> No.25333236
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I've been waiting for a secretary bird

>> No.25333292
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>>25332034
Yeah I lumped rogues and vagabonds with criminals when I shouldn’t have but even then these people would be pariahs and you can’t really start a revolution with social outcasts and people who just do their own thing. Idealists would probably face the issue of the the nobles of the respective races who rule over the humans not wanting manpower to just leave and having to do manual labor again themselves so they might put a stop to that through extra gildedening of the cage or through force, though I’d imagine the method depends on the race, but even then if they were allowed to leave how many people would uproot their lives, businesses, families from a perfectly safe city, barring disaster, I’d imagine it’d end up like a villa with a few families all together or like early Rome with very few women

>> No.25333325

>>25333227
I for one, welcome our new dormouse overlords

>> No.25333373

>>25333205
>filename
Heheh. Karen.

>> No.25333426

Question on this sword/ gun debate
As saying strong monsters can deflect bullets, if we go by the second exet game then people of hero strength can flash step.
So, couldn't Selene just out speed bullets?

>> No.25333818

>>25333227
A warrior is not really the proof of a warrior.
Sure, warriorcan be skilled in warrior, but I hesitate to call warrior "warrior".

>> No.25333829

please start lewding ratas plz

>> No.25333852

>>25333236
She looks disgusted

>> No.25333899

>>25333852
I am trash so that seems fair.

>> No.25333937
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25333937

Beetle stronk

>> No.25333951

>>25333829
>15 reasons why you should lewd a Rata
>written by not a Rata

>> No.25334008

>>25333426
Yes, heroes and high tier monsters are on power levels are at absurd power levels. Even before the game was out, Mari mentioned from her talks with KC and Exet that monster girls can do that sort of thing.
A Lilim could literally do the "teleports behind you" meme and incapacitate the gunman before they even knew what happened.

>> No.25334031

I'm going to walk around Monster Girl City with an unlit lantern, saying I'm looking for a virtuous maiden.
Then I will masturbate publicly.

>> No.25334081
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25334081

>>25333951

>> No.25334106

>>25334031
You better not go around plucking cockatrices, Diogenes.

>> No.25334149

>>25334106
It ain't me, fool

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25334174

>>25334106
Behold, a woman!

>> No.25334287

>>25334031
Diogenes is the best Greek philosopher by far.

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25334289

>>25334174
Behold, your wife.

>> No.25334314

Cockatrice more like cuckedtrice heheh

>> No.25334599

>>25334008
Good thing Selene limits herself to fight people right?

>> No.25334694

>>25334287
For me? It's Epicurus.

>> No.25334718

>>25318723
Is the guy effectively a slave or should we assume it works out for the both of them in the end?

>> No.25334833

>>25333852
perfect

>> No.25334896

>>25334081
>Not a cat with a gun

>> No.25334969

>Kunoichi sneaking into lord’s castle to “assassinate” him
>You as a guard notice her and take aim with your musket
>Fire and she flashes her blade as the sound of ringing steel fills the air
>Think you just missed believing there’s no way she deflected your ball
>Reload faster than you have ever in your life occasionally looking up to see her still standing there
>Take aim and fire again
>The same thing as she easily cuts the ball in half
>Don’t even bother pulling your sword out as she advances on you and just run away
>Retire early from your military career after being caught by an Arachne who really liked the embroidery on your uniform

>> No.25335252

>>25334969
>Arachne
I like girls that can make things their husband can use. Clothes, tools, etc. It would be like having a part of them with me even when I'm alone.

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25335294

>>25328085
best girl

>> No.25335333

>>25334969
>Return years later dragging your wife along because you want to harass Kunoichi with supersonic pellets fired from your arachne web slingshot.
Holy shit. How did I completely neglect the use of arachne webbing as bow/crossbow string until now?

>> No.25335348

>>25324265
gentle femdom is for manchildren dipshit.
Rough or get the fuck out.

>> No.25335371

>>25335348
everything that includes females is for manchildren
gay or get out

>> No.25335414

>>25333951
Can you commission a rata to write a dating profile for you in the news paper?

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>>25333951
News squirrel's opinion column is getting out of hand

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25335472

>>25334174
I'm gonna hunt one down.

>> No.25335489

>he doesn't want to get abracadabbed on by a Sabbath loli Witch

>> No.25335538

>>25335489
>he doesn't want to get abracadabbed on by a Sabbath futa loli Witch

>> No.25335568

>>25335538
>yfw he does
but this is not the place for that.

>> No.25335575

>>25335568
Why not?

>> No.25335579

>>25335489
I don't like the sabbath or it's witches.

>> No.25335594

will there be lots nudists in the royal demon realm?

>> No.25335600

>>25335568
Why do you even reply?

>> No.25335611

>>25335568
Futa goes to /d/

>> No.25335630

>>25335611
Why?

>> No.25335635

>>25335489
What does that even mean?

>> No.25335643

>>25335594
Most likely.
Though I think a lot of them would use illusion magic so only their husband can see their naked body.

>> No.25335657

>>25335630
Those are the rules.

>> No.25335673

>>25335635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnqV3syGMU8
>tfw will never get abracadabra'd by a buxom Dark Mage.

>> No.25335687

>>25335657
>muh rules
Explain the reasoning. How is futa different from any other kink?

>> No.25335765

>>25335687
Futafags are furry-tier cancer and will not be tolerated here.

>> No.25335792
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25335792

My first piece of smut in nearly 4 years. I got pretty rusty. More Scylla ass to come, maybe? No promises but being hopeful.

https://pastebin.com/JAv9gYYR

For being so short this took way too long to pound out.

>> No.25335821

>>25335765
>Futafags are furry-tier cancer
So is lolishit, but you don't see me complaining.

>> No.25335822
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25335822

Imagine a Wight seducing you by literally kissing you to death.

>> No.25335848

>>25335821
>another weenie who can't handle the C word

>> No.25335871

>>25335848
based and redpilled, wanna join my discord?

>> No.25335889

>>25335871
Thanks for proving my point.

>> No.25335891

>>25335822
God I want to fuck that wight.

>> No.25335920

>>25335889
>he doesn't want to join based discord
cringe, you don't even like lolis you faggot

>> No.25335943

>>25335848
>another weenie who can't handle girlcock

>> No.25335984

>>25334969
>arachne
Nobody deserves that fate.

>> No.25335998

>>25335822
>Cross paths with a Wight
>Drains you to the brink of death
>Lets the energy flow back into you
>Drains you again
>Keeps doing this over and over, as the kiss drags on and on
>At some point, her claws phase right through your pants and start slowly stroking
>Everything devolves into a blur of pleasure as you happily, helplessly cum over and over in a daze
>And now you need new pants
They're easily one of the most skilled and intimidating girls out there. I'd love to be targeted by one. I'd hate to make one my enemy.

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25336041

>> No.25336057

>>25335792
Nice.

>> No.25336082

What modern military roles do you all think the strong, aggressive mamono would be most useful for? Like, paratrooper, or infantryman, or shocktrooper, or, what?

>> No.25336097

What modern military roles do you all think the strong, aggressive mamono would be most useful for? Like, paratrooper, or infantryman, or shocktrooper, or, what?
Please no back to /tg/, I just had this thought, and I'm actually intrigued by the different roles mamono could play in the military.

>> No.25336113

>>25336082
>>25336097
Wait why are there 2?

>> No.25336120

>>25336082
>>25336097
Monstergirls make love, not war.

>> No.25336132

>>25336097
Ask /tg/.
On second thought, don't, they will have a meltdown if you suggest that women can be soldiers

>> No.25336139

>>25336120
What if there were monstergirls that wanted to take other monstergirl's men? Or monstergirl run human slave trade?

>> No.25336155

>>25335998
Hey thanks for typing out the entire reason I get commissions for the wight, god I love her

>> No.25336157

>>25336132
Meh. At least here I don't think anons will mind as much.

>> No.25336158

>>25336139
Well it's nothing that some good old mass executions + gas chambers can't solve. No need to involve the army.

>> No.25336173

>>25336041
Damn, I wanna be forcibly and repeatedly mashed between those funbags and rubbed along those cum gutters.

>> No.25336175

>>25336139
The men defend themselves as soldiers.

>> No.25336197

>>25336139
Neither of those necessitate a full-on military.

>> No.25336224

>>25336158
Ehh, not really. Someone would have to apprehend them, of course. Wouldn't want to kill the men they had kidnapped. Speaking of that. Mamono SWAT, or Mamono in specialized roles in the police would be interesting to see. I'm already having thoughts as to the roles of Minotaurs and Hellhounds.

>> No.25336231

>>25335792
>Four days without sex.
This is downright husband abuse.
>Teasing orgasm denial.
Jesus you have great taste.

>> No.25336241

>>25336197
Actually yeah, probably. But, I think it would be interesting to imagine, military or police.

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>>25336082
Special Agent Kikis and SWAT Shogs

>> No.25336263

>>25336175
Something tells me that they'd be quite opposed to their husbands doing that. Especially MGs like Shirohebi and so on.

>> No.25336296

>>25336263
Shirohebi would be opposed to anything that involves her husband leaving her for more that 2 minutes anyway

>> No.25336309

>>25336296
Oh god imagine if a Shirohebi finds herself attracted to a guy in the military and he has to leave for his next tour of duty.

>> No.25336321

>>25336263
Not if you're from the Land of Four Swoles.

>> No.25336322

>>25335792
it's been too long, please don't leave us again

>> No.25336328

>>25336309
He leaves the military
immediately

>> No.25336345

>>25336322
Willingly, or...?

>> No.25336391

>>25336345
GOddamnit what the hell
Meant for >>25336328
Sorry man.

>> No.25336551

>>25336345
Both
Firstly, we assume that there is an established military structure and mamonos aren't something out of ordinary so there's probably a lot of rules and exceptions when it comes to leaving the service, imagine some high ranking succ in uniform writing a missive that anon was Shirohebi'd and won't be able to return to his duties
and secondly, one does not simply say no to his shirohebi

>> No.25336703

>>25336551
Huh. Well, thanks for your time. I wonder what some of those rules and exceptions might be. Guy and his Hellhound wife are a package deal, and can't be separated? Manticores have their tail spines clipped so it's harder to tail the nearest guy they see/not take as long tailing them? Kikimoras love KP, and it's not a punishment, but a reward for them?

>> No.25336749

>>25318723
Great work on this one. The only thing I'm wondering is what happened to the voice that was guiding the Pixie to corrupt Morala in chapter 22, is that going to return in the future?

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>>25317631
Cyberpunk oni.

>> No.25337202

>>25334969
but i want to take one for the Lord and marry the Kunoichi before she could assassinate him. who knows, maybe i could get a raise for that, too.

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>>25335822

>> No.25337299

>>25334081
>Celebrity foxes have no clue how the media is getting scoops on their relationships

>> No.25337393

>>25336082
I could see the likes of hellhounds and manticore as shock troops. Working in squads with a dedicated spell caster for support. That being said with teleportation, portals, and human women being vulnerable to being transformed into monster girls it would definitely not be a conventional fighting force.

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>>25337202
A fellow enlightened man I see. How would you ideally meet one? Besting her in combat? Ambushing her while she's sneaking? Catching her in a trap?

>> No.25337523
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25337523

Man's place is in the kitchen.

>> No.25337541

>>25337523
Yes honey, I'll get back to cooking comically over-sized anime meat.

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>>25337523
I'll make her a sub.

>> No.25337660

>>25337393
Manticores have flight going for them, too.

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>>25337523
Man's place is firmly planted under monster pussy and fucked silly

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>>25337678
truth

>> No.25337825

>>25337678
Being planted under monster pussy on your face to eat out is a proper place as well.

>> No.25337861

>>25335998
>at some point you came on her dress as she's draining you by a kiss

>> No.25337877

>>25337568
Lmao at you

>> No.25337901

>>25337568
This, monstergirls are still girls and need to be put in their place.

>> No.25338007

>using a smaller monstergirl as an onahole
https://imgbox.com/g/oLW0VAgfsI

>> No.25338025

>>25338007
good stuff

>> No.25338044

>>25337233
As nice as her figure is, it's that look that does it for me.

>> No.25338050

>>25337804
Jesus christ tone down those pigeon toes, KC

>> No.25338062

>>25338007
Holy fuck. I can't tell if this is hard denial play or not.

>> No.25338068

The latin word incubare means "to lie upon" and succubare means "to lie beneath". Does that mean if I can bully my femdom succubus by calling her an incubus?

>> No.25338109

>>25338068
Silly husbands get tail-gagged.

>> No.25338139

>>25338109
That seems pretty inconvenient, she'd be stuck with him!

>> No.25338163

>>25338068
That means she can call you succubus now. It can go in several directions depending what kind of dom she is.

>> No.25338184

>>25338068
But then you would be a succubus (male)

>> No.25338209

>>25338109
I'm addicted to super-massive faintly-veiny pale-skin lactating cheshire cat titties

>> No.25338220

>>25338209
wait why did i reply to this post

>> No.25338267

>>25338220
Maybe you want a cheshire to shove her tail down your throat? Doesn't sound too bad as long as her fur doesn't come off.

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25338309

What's you guys' beef with /tg/? Don't we all love monstergirls?

>> No.25338356

>>25338309
Grimderp

>> No.25338359

>>25338209
I like large yet proportional and perky pale skinned lactating Manticore titties.

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She tried her best

>> No.25338433

>>25338359
What about large lactating Jinko titties? or large lactating ocelomeh titties?

>> No.25338450

>>25338433
>What about large lactating Jinko titties?
Count me in.

>> No.25338452

>>25338433
The fattest of full feline funbags.

>> No.25338459

>>25336749
She's talking to Morala. Unless you're thinking of another chapter.

>> No.25338465

>>25338450
>left titty for kitten daughteru
>right titty for incubus househusband
sounds good?

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25338486

>>25338382
She really is!

>> No.25338487

>>25338452
all cats have very fat funbags full of their tasty musky milk!

>> No.25338499

>>25338465
>sounds good?
No, it sounds perfect.

>> No.25338510

>>25338487
Remember to heft the chest to see how full the feline is.

>> No.25338526

>>25338309
What? I plan on helping the monsters when the portals open. Just point me to the nearest Sabbath and tell them I want to be a wizard.

>> No.25338549

>>25338356
What grimderp? That guy in the general spamming his "monstergirls enslaved by non-sexy monsters, wat do" setting? The occasional paladinposting? That thread a couple years back where neckbeards were first introduced to MGE and immediately went contrarian?
Fatguys are much more chill now.

>> No.25338609

Is this the perfect cat harem?
>Cheshire Cat for haha funny comedy time
>Jinko for muscle training and karate
>Ocelomeh for dangerous scary rape
>Sphinx for mind games and learning
>Werecat for cat kingdom culture integration help
>Cait Sith for fuzzy wuzzy UwU *notices bulge* sex RP

>> No.25338689

>>25338609
Crazy cat man anon harem
>Werecat
>Werecat
>Werecat
>Werecat
>Werecat
>Sphinx

>> No.25338720

>>25338609
>Forgetting nekomata.

>> No.25338734

>>25335822
Not needing to breathe sure is useful.

>> No.25338767

>>25335822
>>25338734
Not normally into this but I can make an exception for asphyxiation by kissing.
Then you can just enjoy being undead

>> No.25338804

>>25338720
>Nekomata for oriental occult magic

>> No.25338850

>>25338804
Damn straight.
Always need a nekomancer.

>> No.25338906

>>25338309
They only mean a certain kind of /tg/ poster
It's not a very precise label

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Why is slime the best race for maids?

>> No.25339066
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>>25338974
It escapes reasoning.

>> No.25339098

sandworms complete the holy trinity of being cute,sexy and scary at the same time.

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25339250

>>25339066
>little hearts mixed among the black bubbling slime during shog sex

>> No.25339326

>>25338309
>faggots obsessed with human boys, one of which posts here
>thread rides the cock of warhammer anon who has an ego the size of ELHs and isn't very good at what he does
>constant off topic images and a culture incompatible with /jp/
>obsession with crossing over mge with western settings or trying to "fix" it
>they don't do enough of a job of telling their paladin retards to fuck off

>> No.25339450

what do you do if your daughteru is getting bullied by a bigger mamono kid and says that she fucked her dad

>> No.25339475

>>25339450
Contact the bully's dad.

>> No.25339521

>>25338309
My biggest problem with them is that they constantly try to "fix" the setting but always just end up making it worse. Some constantly try to make everything grimdark. Also a general lack of understanding that it's a porn setting.
I'm not saying everyone from /tg/ has this problem, but it happens often enough where it's better than they have their corner and we have ours.
God damn, the way they try to "fix" it makes Gregori look like a genius sometimes.

>> No.25339526

>>25338309
MGE doesnt really settle with them as it doesnt really work as a tabletop as the setting is geared towards sexual satifaction above other things
So they attempt to fix the setting, which usually means removing the monsters strengh in the name of balance and taking away the sex focus
While in theory it could work, all it really does is open a gateway for warhammer/soulsborne/any edgy OC to go on a rampage and save humanity by killing a bunch of monsters, some going further and taking down the entire fucking pantheon


what really gets me is that the whine about there being too many stories where the monsters are the "good" guys of the setting when quite frankly its the more leaning in the other direction at this point
also spacebattles, nuff said

>> No.25339535

>https://i.imgur.com/l2UrLyb.png
you'd have sex with a fire demon, right?

>> No.25339550

>>25339450
Dick the bully.
Now you're even.

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>> No.25339583

Anyone got action stories that don't have edge?

>> No.25339623

>>25339583
define edge

>> No.25339629

>>25318723
Gud

>> No.25339636

>>25339526
>what really gets me is that the whine about there being too many stories where the monsters are the "good" guys of the setting
Not him, but I'm not sure if I'm following here. Are they complaining about monster girls more or less always being the protagonists?
>when quite frankly its the more leaning in the other direction at this point
Are you referring to /tg/ cannon or the actual setting? Since they ARE the good guys in the normal setting (and by god, KC will bend over backwards to always make them the good guys).

>> No.25339642

>>25335822
>>25337233
Sugoi decay

>> No.25339687

>>25339636
You misunderstood that guy's post completely.

>> No.25339732

>>25339687
I'm neither of those guys and I'm lost on what he meant. Please explain.

>> No.25339746

>>25339623
>define edge
Anything where the monsters aren't invincible and perfectly in the right 100% of the time

>> No.25339749

>>25339583
Depends on what you mean.
Losenis made that short story about a guy and his bicorn wife fighting with a salamander over some treasure.
And now I can't find it on their pastebin for some fucking reason.

>> No.25339771

>>25339687
Then please explain.

>> No.25339827

>wake up tied to a bed, naked with a hyper-massive cock and balls
>a smug lilem is sitting on a chair next to the bed, holding a glass with a kiki servent pouring wine in it
>a big 9-foot tall muscular giga-hellhound comes into the room with massive tits and a very wet pussy
what would you do?

>> No.25339831

>>25339583
That's pretty much Iron-Beast's entire thing outside of his roulettes.

>> No.25339859

>>25339746
That sounds very thin.

>> No.25339886

>>25339827
I ask for some water to drink before the Hellhound starts her thing.

>> No.25339901

>>25339827
Well, it sounds like I'm not getting a choice in what's going to happen regardless. So probably just enjoy the ride.

>> No.25339992

>>25339749
>And now I can't find it on their pastebin for some fucking reason.
I wonder why it was removed.

>> No.25340055

>>25339450
Fuck the bully’s dad into an Alp!

>> No.25340117

>>25339827
>>25339886
same thing

>> No.25340164

>>25339623
decapitating a demon simply for trying to flirt

>> No.25340183

>>25339827
This is not my beautiful house!
This is not my beautiful wife!

>> No.25340186

>>25339827
Break the ties with the augmented cock, get up and kill them all with it. I like the GEP gun takedown. What a rotten way to die.

>> No.25340201

>>25340164
>"Hey there cutie, wanna have some fun in my room~"
>Next thing the demon know, she's fighting anon to the death in order for him to protect his virginity
>The demon is very confused

>> No.25340234

>>25340201
I was reffing that one fanfic i skepped a few chapters into

>> No.25340291

>>25340234
I had no idea you were being serious.
That sounds really fucking stupid but I assume it makes more sense in context. Hopefully.

>> No.25340308

Blind Kunoichi with better spatial awareness than her husband?

>> No.25340318

What job would you love to have around MGs? I would love to work at some country club with all the old grannies that just got monsterized to keep looking youthful.

>> No.25340326

>>25340291
blablabla dark souls 3 protag bla
IIRC he was trying to leave lescatie, killing the demon seemed unnessasary.

>> No.25340349

>>25340308
I wouldn’t mind a seeing eye Kobold.
Or a demon wearing dog ears and a collar.

>> No.25340365

>>25339831
I thought his lillim was all about the stabbing?

>> No.25340375

>>25340318
Does househusband count?

>> No.25340402

>>25338382
Is that how she died?

>> No.25340447

>>25340318
Honestly, most service jobs would somehow be even worse, but just in a different way.
I don't know what I would want to work as. Being a IT guy sounds like a safe bet outside of having to deal with gremlins and undead that don't know how tech works all day

>> No.25340470

>>25340447
Ancient evil dragons are definitely worse at tech than any undead

>> No.25340473

>>25340447
>IT
>Implying the office girls wouldn't use a cable under the desk as an excuse to try and get you to eat them out.

>> No.25340506

>>25340308
I bet she can hear the sound of blood flowing into your dick from across the house.

>> No.25340510

>>25340365
Close, but no. You see anon, theres two ways to describe it

>Beast's Selene
Is Sexy lubu without the backstabbing. She likes fighting and alcohol and hardworking, passionate people.
>"Edgy" Selene
Would be the Selene that was Beast's orginal concept for the arena: POW's fight monsters for monster sport
I'd hate what Selene would of been if created by a /tg anon.

>> No.25340584

I want to masturbate with random stranger sabbath lolis over a video chat service, stroke my long hard incubus cock to them fingering their really small and tight loli pussies and vice versa

>> No.25340601

>>25340473
After the third time you would just give them a disapproving look and fix their cable and then tell them not to be so reckless.

>>25340470
>Ancient evil dragons
That sounds like a nightmare having to deal with. And she would probably be very, VERY insistent on you helping her as well.

>> No.25340612

>>25340584
i'd want them to dilate their holes with clear dildos or speculums

>> No.25340614

>>25340318
If Trophy Husband doesn't count, I'd love to apprentice under a Dark Mage.

>> No.25340755

>>25340318
How well does being a liches test subject pay?

>> No.25340773

I want to drink a tall frothy glass of gremlin pussy juice

>> No.25340990

>>25340773
i want to eat out a sahu in the bath for so long that the water is mostly her juice

>> No.25341033

>>25340990
That sounds really sexy and delicious. Her pussy and cum must taste really amazing, must be great being a bath full of sahu pussy cum with your sahu in it.

>> No.25341119

>>25340773
I want to shoot extra thick ropes of cum into a cheshire cat's big butt and fat pussy

>> No.25341247

>>25340773
>>25340990
>>25341033
>>25341119
Why the fuck yall so goddamn horny

>> No.25341257

>>25341247
I can't tell if you are joking or not.

>> No.25341261

>>25340318
Accomplice to a Gazer. Going along with her schemes without quiting my day job.

>> No.25341275 [SPOILER] 
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25341275

>>25340349
Wonder who's behind this post

>> No.25341394
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25341394

>>25317631
How do you tell the difference between a merrow and a pink-haired vanilla mermaid?

>> No.25341398

>>25341247
Man, I really wish I had a monster girl version of "where do you think we are?" right about now.

>> No.25341413

>>25341394
Merrow will ask if you wanna go watch someone fuck their wife from a vantage point she knows about.

>> No.25341416

>>25341394
Hat

>> No.25341426

>>25341394
Fins are a specific shape and she would either have her hat or have to be constantly near her husband that is wearing the hat.

>> No.25341442

>>25341394
merrows live in or near seas and oceans
mermaids live in or near lakes, rivers, and on branches of giant trees with golden chains all over the trunk

>> No.25341450
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25341450

At first I was afraid
I was petrified

>> No.25341525

>>25340183
>>25340186
good posts

>> No.25341554

FUCC THE SUCC

>> No.25341585

Is there any way to escape from a monstergirl that's cradling your head in her arms and chest?
What about if she's right behind you, her head resting on your shoulder and her arms wrapped around in front of you?

>> No.25341603

Got a new Kobold daughteru commission! This one's in a 3DCG style so some might find it unusual, but I really love how the latex looks in it. Sometimes my daughteru just needs some time to relax and enjoy herself with come comfy kinky playtime!

https://imgbox.com/g/AfoNDoC9mF

>> No.25341655
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25341655

https://nhentai.net/g/323825/1/

>> No.25341663

>>25341247
meaty tails do things to me

>> No.25341664

>>25341603
What the actual fuck man?

>> No.25341678

>>25341554
I would if I could, damn it!

>> No.25341680

>>25341603
Your daughter is a degenerate, man.

>> No.25341691

>>25341426
i'd look like a total chode in that hat

>> No.25341700

>>25324456
>Victoria
>Duelist
She's a general. She probably has more than a few dullahans around her at any given time.

>> No.25341714

>>25341603
hot

>> No.25341777

>>25341394
merrows have irish accents
mermaids have danish accents

>> No.25341788

I want a big titty onee-chan monster.

>> No.25341854

>>25338068
To lie beside is præter in latin.
What would a præcubus be?

>> No.25341895

>>25341603
Jesus fuck how expensive was this?

>> No.25341946

>>25341895
All totaled, pretty in line with the average price of a more traditional art commission anon. most of it was creating her model, but once that was done each image afterwards was actually fairly cheap.

>> No.25341988

>>25341655
>That last page
Probably one of the best things I've seen in weeks

>> No.25342030

I want to spend my life in the pussy juice swamps of Wonderland with a nudist Jabberwock. Bathing and dancing with a big 8-foot, greasy, perpetually horny dragon in the endless pools of pussy juice, produced by billions of monsters, having hot wet sex underwater in the cum, meeting new strangers who come to masturbate and fill our home with more of their love juices, and eat pussy cum for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, sleeping in the swamp's pools and waking up to the strong salty smell of love with my wock.

>> No.25342193

What would life be like if I joined the Sabbath? I mean learning to be a proper mage with my heart set on the local baphomet, not some loli’s cum pump / mana battery.

>> No.25342264

>>25342193
Remember to leave your assigned imotou with a cum bump that makes her look pregnant.

>> No.25342318
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25342318

Which monsters makes the best concubine/bodyguard?

>> No.25342384

>>25342318
Ochimushas.
They're built for it.

>> No.25342393

>>25342193
>I mean learning to be a proper mage with my heart set on the local baphomet, not some loli’s cum pump / mana battery.
You can't have power without the other thing anon, mana is stored in the cunny so you have to fuck to get it out.

>> No.25342404

Wurm is the type of monster that would BBQ pieces of meat on a heated CPU on a motherboard

>> No.25342468
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25342468

>>25342318
Definitely Ochimusha.

>> No.25342471

Do you Anons ever go on adventures with your waifu/s?

>> No.25342526

>>25342318
absolutely not cats, that is the look of a monster who is just waiting for her master to walk past a broom closet she can sling him inside.

>> No.25342547
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25342547

>>25342404
>Gremlin is replacing Automaton's CPU fan
>Has to leave room to grab new fan and thermal paste leaving Automaton open
>Wurmmy wanders in through window and sees her friend Automaton sleeping and turns her on
>Wants to play but first is mostly hungry
>Sees large flat piece of metal that's getting really hot
>Thinks Gremlin put a grill on her new friend and brings out the slab of steak she carriers around everywhere she goes
>Starts cooking on it as Automaton fully turns on and realizes what she's doing
>Begs with her to stop as she could damage her motherboard and yada yada yada
>Wurmmy ignores her and continues to cook
>Automaton is visibly sweating and panting trying to cool herself down
>Steak bursts into flames giving it a nice char that Wurmmy loves
>Gremlin walks back into to this scene of hardware gore and gets bucket of non-conductive coolant
>Wurmmy just finishes cooking leaving Gremlin free to save Automaton
>Gremlin now always locks her windows now

>> No.25342575

>>25342471
My setting of choice is a modern one very close to the our world, but I do headcanon that there'd be various demon realms set up where we could go on vacation in a medieval RPG-stlye setting and have adventures there. So yes, I'm sure my waifu and I (and possibly our daughteru as well) would do something like that.

>> No.25342642

>>25342471
When I think about the more fantasy styled settings?
yes.

Definitely adventuring harems except for those girls who are pregnant.

>> No.25342652

>>25341603
puppi cunni!

>> No.25342658

>>25342471
Of course. Nothing like coming home on a Friday night after a long day at the office, looking forward to the weekend, and finding your waifu packing suitcases and prepping a portal because we have an airship to sneak aboard and only two days to do it...or something.

>> No.25342731

>>25341247
Why AREN'T you horny?

>> No.25342815
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25342815

>>25341655
>No fat old succ
>Not even a squishy cat to squeeze

>> No.25342829
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25342829

Are there nomadic desert elves?

>> No.25342902

>a loli monstergirl will never hum a happy song while giving you an enthusiastic blowjob
Life is fucking pain lads

>> No.25342932

>>25342829
I presume so.

>> No.25343005

>>25342829
Flat elves are my thing

>> No.25343021

>>25341655
This was amazingly good

>> No.25343034

>>25342471
>>25342547
I bet when Gremlin is done the Automaton's CPU will have a built in grill feature

>> No.25343036
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25343036

>>25343005
Shame because episode 4 of fat elf is dropping soon

I can't wait for more Misery

>> No.25343040

>>25342829
They are like a plague. Whatever shit you can imagine there's an elf variant of it

>> No.25343093

>>25342829
too flat,
i assume its a trap

>> No.25343101

>>25342829
Yes.I want to breed pic related.

>> No.25343224

>>25343036
I felt betrayed when the loli sage turned into a busty milf

>> No.25343237

>>25340318
These are the ones I think about most.
Assistant/Test Subject/Apprentice to Lich, Witch, or sabbath.
Livestreamer e-boy.
Pr0n of my and my wife.
Generator with zap weasel and zap bird.

>> No.25343291
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25343291

Stop sending young boys in red hoods into the woods to visit their grandma they've never seen before, there's too many werewolves and they're all bullying the weresheep

>> No.25343295

>>25343224
Did you watch? She gets fucked out of it and the preview show she's getting another scene anyway

Literally everyone in that VN/hentai has like Q-cup breasts anyway so it was never really meant to pander to flatties

>> No.25343304

>>25342471
Maybe. Sometimes you get into adventures just trying to secure an artifact.

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25343444

>>25323124
smart. that's smart

>> No.25343468

>>25342829
If more elves were like this one, I might actually care to breed them

>> No.25343477
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>> No.25343554

>>25343295
I'm not complaining about the tits, but your body needs some loli from time to time to feel alive and healthy

>> No.25343807

>>25338459
>The pixie grinned. What a clever girl. Hyluciele had been skeptical when her REAL mistress had ordered her to indoctrinate Morala to her cause, but the pixie now saw firsthand how powerful of an asset this innocent airhead turned out to be. Hyluciele couldn’t help but giggle with glee.
>REAL mistress
My mistake she was talking to Morala. But I still wonder who the real mistress was. Unless I'm a brainlet and it was already revealed

>> No.25343815
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25343815

Why is she so smug?

>> No.25343950

What propaganda messages and PSAs would you expect to hear in Monstergirl City or in any monstergirl ruled/majority state?

>> No.25343983
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25343983

>>25343950

>> No.25343985

>>25343950
>Lonely girls need you, Sign up for our matching service today!
>Remember, if you're single, its legal.

>> No.25344263

>>25343950
Sabbath ads for why daughteru dicking is necessary.

>> No.25344341

>>25343291
there is never enough wolves.

>> No.25344387
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25344387

>>25343950
>"Every year there are hundreds of shrine maidens left single due to men refusing to visit their shrines, don't be one of those men. Pay a visit to your local shrine and donate your hand in marriage to the oldest maiden there"

>> No.25344412

>>25330596
Electric feels

>> No.25344423

>>25343950
>Imagine raising a son for 18 years....

>> No.25344425

>>25343950
Probably the only place where human female-on-male rape will ever be taken seriously.

>> No.25344483

>>25343036
i have no idea what that is

>> No.25344497

>>25344483
That's Misery

>> No.25344503

>>25344387
nobody knows where the shrines are anymore!

>> No.25344511

>>25344425
>When the local huge, hulking monster girl gang start wondering if they should just go on a normal date with a boy.
>Like, totally for another friend or something! Haha!

>> No.25344526

>>25344497
The S.T.A.L.K.E.R mod?

>> No.25344537

>>25344526
The big fat elf with big fat mana bags

>> No.25344581

>>25343815
she knows that her horns are shaped for pulling her onto your dick and her gaze will make you cum deep in her throat

>> No.25344690
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25344690

>>25344581
Which horns aren't shaped as handlebars for a blowjob?

>> No.25344747

>>25344690
i wouldn't count the ones in that image for instance

>> No.25344830
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25344830

>>25344747
>Curved for comfortable grip
>Points towards the sky meaning you can't jab yourself
>Fluffy ears to rub lovingly while she swallows your seed
I don't know what you want anon

>> No.25344849

>>25344830
her horns were for baby hands but these are alright

>> No.25344861

>>25335792
lovely.

>> No.25344910
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25344910

>>25344849
You can't just say that size of a girl's horns anon many monster are self conscious about that

>> No.25345023

what if I creampie-and-run a cheshire cat?

>> No.25345037

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please don't forget that trolls can be quite strong in a fight.
I mean, sure, they don't really like to but if they are forced into a fight they certainly won't hold back.

>> No.25345055

>>25344910
I’m gonna go to the toughest Minotaur in school and make fun of her small horns!

>> No.25345060 [SPOILER] 
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25345060

She's gotta be tall and also have really tall ears.

>> No.25345078
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25345078

>>25345060
a cute

>> No.25345095
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25345095

>>25345023
>"Ha, I can't believe Anon would just cum inside a girl and run"
>"I bet he's a total virgin and was too embarrassed to stick around for round 2"
>"I'll just pay him a visit later tonight for round 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, take a break for tea time, then round 7, 8, 9..."

>> No.25345106
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25345106

>>25343950
>>25343983
>>25343985
>>25344263
>>25344387
>>25344423
>>25344425
Let me read a letter I recently received. "Dear Spokesperson Anderson. Why has the Demon Lord and her Monstergirl Armies and the Sabbath seen fit to intensify our reproductive cycle? Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen."

Thank you for writing, Concerned. Of course your question touches on one of the basic biological impulses, with all its associated hopes and fears for the future of the species. I also detect some unspoken questions. Do our Monstergirl benefactors really know what's best for us? What gives them the right to make this kind of decision for normal humankind? Will they ever deactivate the sex-lust intensifier field and let us not constantly breed and fuck like rabbits again?

Allow me to address the anxieties underlying your concerns, rather than try to answer every possible question you might have left unvoiced. First, let us consider the fact that for the first time ever, as a species, immortality, prosperity, further modernity and enlightenment powered through just love and sex is in our reach. This simple fact has far-reaching implications. It requires radical rethinking and revision of our genetic imperatives. It also requires planning and forethought that run in direct opposition to our neural pre-sets.

I find it helpful at times like these to remind myself that our true enemy is instinct. Instinct was our mother when we were an infant species. Instinct coddled us and kept us safe in those hardscrabble years when we hardened our sticks and cooked our first meals above a meager fire and started at the shadows that leapt upon the cavern's walls.

But inseparable from Instinct is its dark twin, Superstition. Instinct is inextricably bound to unreasoning impulses, and today we clearly see its true nature. Instinct has just become aware of its irrelevance, and like a cornered beast, it will not go down without a bloody fight. Instinct would inflict a fatal injury on our species. Instinct creates its own oppressors, and bids us rise up against them. Instinct tells us that the Monstergirl's love and the monsterization is a threat, rather than an opportunity. Instinct slyly and covertly compels us away from change and progress. Instinct, therefore, must be expunged. It must be fought tooth and nail, beginning with the most prudent and boring of human habits: Celibacy, the urge to not make love under the guise and pretense of "saving love and sex" for arbitrary marriage that is not fueled by legit love and romance.

We should thank our Monstergirl benefactors for giving us respite from this overpowering force. They have thrown a switch and exorcised our demons in a single stroke. They have given us the strength we never could have summoned to overcome this compulsion. They have given us purpose. They have turned our eyes toward love, romance, openness, liberation, expressive arts. And love, romance and sex that Eros the Goddess of Love and Fertility wants us to do, and what the Demon Lord and monstergirl kind wants us to help embrace.

Let me assure you that the sex-lust intensifier field will be shut off on the day that we have mastered ourselves... The day we can prove we no longer need it. And that day of transformation, I have it on good authority, is close at hand.

>t.Demon Realm Spokesperson

>> No.25345188

>>25339992
>I wonder why it was removed.
Someone started report-nuking my stories since smut is actually against the rules so I pulled all the smut down, regrettably.

>> No.25345198
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25345198

>>25345106
tl;dr Ha ha penis feel good when go splurt splurt inside monster

>> No.25345216
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25345216

>>25345106
Where can I sign up for City 17 Mrs. Breen?

>> No.25345297

>>25343950
>anti condom ads would be a thing
>all those ads going about “horny singles in your area NOW” would be true and wouldn’t be a virus
>there would be no incubus rules for professional sports
>more “quick time events” in MG based video games (think Kratos and Aphrodite)

>> No.25345316

>>25345198
Echidna eggs might be like a gacha game.

>> No.25345500
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25345500

>>25345023
>Run from memecat

>> No.25345555

>>25345297
>more “quick time events” in MG based video games (think Kratos and Aphrodite)
>if you fail, the monster girl doesn't act disappointed or anything
>she reassures you that she felt good and encourages you do your best next time

>> No.25345612

>>25345500
If I had FAT CAT ASS in my face all the time, I’d eventually go crazy and fuck it like no other.

>> No.25345637
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25345637

>>25345612

>> No.25345646

>>25345555
>the game over screen is anon refusing to look his MG waifu in the face in their bed while she’s giving him words of encouragement to do better next time

>> No.25345729

>>25345078
>>25345060
Those are some big claws

>> No.25345747

Test.

>> No.25345762
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25345762

>>25345729
Imagine being a paw/clawlet

>> No.25345814

Artist expresses his feelings about his marriage.

>> No.25345939

>>25341854
I’m not sure, but I want one

>> No.25345941

>>25345762
>My waifu made clawed gauntlets for this reason
>At least she isn't a tailet

>> No.25345946
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25345946

>>25345729
They're for superior hugging. And handjobs.

>> No.25345971

>>25345637
I could spend hours just making out with cheshire cat ass

>> No.25346017

>>25338309
Obsessed with muh humanity, muh paladins, muh realism, muh grimdark which all leads into trying to "fix" a porn setting. /tg/ in general is pretty obsessed with "fixing" settings because of the bloated egos and reddit-like pseudointellectual circlejerk, but monstergirls are the most egregious example.

>> No.25346028

>>25345971
How about a Cheshire that spends hours making out with your ass?

>> No.25346092

>>25346028
That would be better suited for a canine type - a haughty, regal Anubis that's a slut for rimming both ways, for instance.

>> No.25346112

>>25346028
>Cheshire rimjob
>Makes you cum without touching your dick
>Then poofs in front of you so she can catch it in her mouth

>> No.25346155

>>25346092
Or a Kobold who is heavily indulgent in her husband's scent.

>> No.25346283

>>25345762
>>25345946
can you holdhands with those?

>> No.25346293

Time for another game of Fuck, Marry, Kiss!

For this round we're going to Wonderland. The options in alphabetical order are:
>Jabberwock
>Jubjub
>Mad Hatter

>> No.25346362

>>25343807
I'm going to be straight with you: I have no idea what I intended to do with that character. If I had remembered, I probably would have written her in as Voso.

>> No.25346383
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25346383

>>25346293
Kiss Jabberwock
Marry Jubjub
Fuck Hatter

>> No.25346390

>>25346293
kiss hatter
fuck wock
marry jub

>> No.25346427

>>25346293
Shirohebi
Shirohebi
Shirohebi

>> No.25346433

>>25346293
Fuck jubjub
Marry jabberwock
Kiss mad hatter

>> No.25346469
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25346469

Touch fluffy tail.

>> No.25346513
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25346513

>>25346427
Don't you have a Ryu's hair to brush?

>> No.25346551

>>25346469
What lies at the center? I must journey there to discover the secret.

>> No.25346552 [SPOILER] 
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25346552

>>25346469
Touch tail pussy

>> No.25346651

>>25346552
I would.

>> No.25346754

>>25345946
I thought Yao does anal only

>> No.25346756
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>> No.25346809

I want to play basketball with a hellhound

>> No.25346907

>>25346754
Unfortunately it's just anal and a blowjob one. God I wish there was a Yao vaginal scene.

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How kinky do you think fashion deers are?

They strike me as girls that'd like some more extreme stuff, but nothing too far off the deep end

>> No.25347044

>>25343950
You know the post where a Swede anon complains that literally every ad he sees as he goes about his day is Interracial with black males and white women? Imagine that but it’s all monsters and human men.

>> No.25347090

>>25347044
I'm not Swedish but I see commercials like that on TV way too often

>> No.25347103

Would old fox girls get really irritated over the new domesticated younger foxes and view them as inferior?

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>be relaxing at the beach
>about to doze off when suddenly a shadow looms over you
>see pic related
>wat do?

>> No.25347155

>>25347103
add a school shooting and some ntr and it could be good

>> No.25347175

>>25347144
Tell her to stop blocking my sun.

>> No.25347183

>>25347144
Is her anatomy ok?

>> No.25347188

>>25347144
Call the wifey over. Her kind preys on small rodents.

>> No.25347200

>>25347144
>pull a carrot out
>dangle it in front of her eyes
>"look girl, look at the carrot, wanna get it? wanna get it? well go FETCH!"
>throw it hard as I can and run away
she'll be so absorbed in eating it she won't catch up

>> No.25347244

>>25347144
>wat do?
Say "imagine the smell"

>> No.25347259

Will a Cheshire rape you if you post cringe?

>> No.25347315

>>25347259
Yeah but it's unrelated to posting habits.

>> No.25347336

>>25347044
>>25347090
Because you know? Diversity!

>> No.25347358

What is a good alternative world for elemental? In-setting there are four elements, Air, Water, Phlogiston (fire), Earth, and Aether (soul stuff). When wizards inject a bit of aether into inanimate matter, they can create simple robot-like constructs out of the elements. Golems are different, more complex versions of this created through complex rituals instead of an ad-hoc invocation.

>> No.25347360

>>25346362
Lol, all good I was just curious

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>>25347336
Monsters are all the diversity I need

>> No.25347407

>>25347144
Slowly pull her panties to the side of her leg, revealing her vagina and finger her so that she'll immediately be too weak to rape me. I think this works on hellhounds. I don't know about rape bunnies.

>> No.25347431

Ok thread. What's the lewdest thing you would do with your MG daughters?

>> No.25347528

>>25347431
>inb4 handholding
For me make my semen her only source of sustenance, from birth. Needless to say i have no intentions of letting her go.

>> No.25347561

>>25347431
Nothing.

>> No.25347567

>>25347528
Is she a fucking humpty egg?

>> No.25347571

>>25347431
daughteru and father casually talking about really lewd and passionately erotic sex, making it their thing together.

>> No.25347579

>>25347571
>daughteru and fatheru talking about waifuru
UwU

>> No.25347607

>>25347579
w-what? are you some kind of Cait Sith?

>> No.25347657

>>25347431
I'm an unashamed kinkmaster daughteru dicker, I couldn't possibly pick one thing as the absolute lewdest.

>> No.25347660

>>25347567
No, she a chaos girl. Which makes it hard to create a harem in the first place.

>> No.25347724

>>25343950
>Instead of posters telling urban boys to pull their pants up they encourage sagging.
>Ads warning about the dangers of mofu overdose.

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Never purchase from a tanuki merchant with pixies around. That little trickster will slip a shrinking agent in whatever food or drink you buy. There're two outcomes: you end up as a pixie's personal, 2" tall, little brother, or that tanuki teamed up with the pixie because she's into serious size difference play. Though at least with the latter, you end up with a harem. Just not one you'd expect

>> No.25347907

>>25347431
Hold hands as I walk her up to school. Laugh as she gets embarrassed by her dad holding her hand on the way in, and yell "I love you sweety!" on the way out, for more embarrassment.

>> No.25347933

>>25347883
Tanuki and pixie duo does seem like a economical package for human trafficking.

>> No.25348091

>>25345612
I'm pretty sure that's the point.

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What's the daily recommended allowance of squishes to keep a marshmallow cat happy and healthy?

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I bet MGC orphanages are overwhelmingly populated by girls simply because boys only last an average of two or three days before being adopted.

>Policy used to be 'First to apply gets considered first on a case-by-case basis'
>But then things got violent between prospective parents so now there's a waiting list. It's miles long at this point.
>Vast majority of applicants are lonely CCs with mother-son complexes

Also, adopting a boy for practical purposes. Think about it. You're an average MG mother of eight. That's eight different daughters who are gonna have to have eight different expensive weddings + all of the ridiculous drama that comes with fighting over the same guy who how they keep getting rejected. It'd be a nightmare. OR...you adopt one human boy. Problem solved, very economical. Tanukis, corporate Demons, and Anubises would all be likely to try this.

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>>25348466
On the plus side, well stocked convents.

>> No.25348678

>>25342318
>>25342468
I need a strongfat Ochimusha bodyguard, wearing a scary mask and wielding a large kanabo.

>> No.25348696

>>25348450
Squish that cat.
All you gotta do is squish. That. Cat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jKZ9KGtee0

>> No.25348744

>>25348565
>tfw you will never be the young human boy who gets lost and winds up at a convent of secretly monsterized nuns
This is suffering.

>> No.25348773

>>25348678
Why does she wear the mask? So you can't see her blush when you call her cute?

>> No.25348781

>>25348744
>tfw you will never be the young human boy who gets lost and winds up at a convent of secretly monsterized nuns
And that's a good thing.

>> No.25348800

>>25348773
Because even though she looks intimidating, she's actually a big softy, so she just stands there silent and looks menacing.

>> No.25348809

>>25348800
So she wouldn't know what to do if you walked up and started groping her meaty body?

>> No.25348853

>>25348466
Something like this? https://exhentai.org/g/1520123/0c6da21635/

>> No.25348875

>lolis
Cringe
>Milfs
Based
>Gilfs
Super based

>> No.25348885

>>25348875
>Futa gilfs
Beyond based

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Does she just live her life knowing she's a walking breathing onahole?

>> No.25348941

If you call a Cheshire cringe she will immediately start crying

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>> No.25348960

>>25348929
She may walk around acting all innocent, but she's fully aware of how erotic she is. Don't let her fool you! Or do, Familiars are very hot.

>> No.25348970

>>25348949
Apparently 2B weighs over 3000 pounds, would you still want her to sit on your face?

>> No.25348974

>>25348929
weapons grade onahole

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>>25348875
>Gilfs
B-but what human boy would ever fall in love with a fat, old hag who isn't attractive at all? And did I mention she's old?

>> No.25348982

>>25348466
>Be you
>Part of orphanage staff
>Feel like you spend more time as a security guard
>Constantly stopping monsters trying to break in a abduct the boys
>Have to keep a constant vigil for various groups trying to monsterise the poor girls
>Already tight budget keeps getting slashed for some reason
>Ms Whitehorn keeps acting strange when your dealing with the kids

>> No.25348983

>>25348949
>>25348970
fat bitch

>> No.25349006

>>25348970
she looks soft though

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>>25348929
I think this question is more readily answered by a goblin, and the answer is yes.

>> No.25349065

>>25348853
Link ain't working for me, mate.

>> No.25349090

>>25348853
That ending is what I imagine is the fate of all boys who get adopted into a family of monsters. You get incubized by your onee-sans so you can be their perfect husband.

>> No.25349119

Giant tortoise umi osho or snapping turtle umi osho?

>> No.25349128

>>25349119
Big soft masochists!

>> No.25349133

>>25349119
Wise old tortoise.

>> No.25349144

>>25349119
>snapping turtle umi osho
Does that mean she's into biting you, or is she like a ghoul and prefers fellatio over normal sex? Either way, I'd love an old hag giant tortoise umi to bully.

>> No.25349227

>>25348970
One zero off, it's like 300 pounds

>> No.25349249

Donate a bucket full of cum to a poor shrine maiden. And some to her tomboy dark mage friend.

>> No.25349257

>>25349249
Is that a 2hu reference?

>> No.25349263

>>25349249
How big of a bucket?

>> No.25349375

>>25349249
I'm leaving fried tofu at the local Fox Shrine instead.

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Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

>> No.25349409

>>25349389
Going to rub those footpaws.

>> No.25349419

>>25348466

>Adopting into Tanuki family
>Eight sisters had already developed a complex bartering economy between themselves
>A pack of gum was equal to one AA battery, five minutes of private bathroom time was equivalent to not having to take the trash out, etc.
>Introduction of the brother upends the entire economy. 'Private time with brother' is now the most precious available resource.

>"Here's the deal. You do my chores, finish up the last of my essay, and let me wear that dress mom got you for your birthday tonight and I'll give you my hour otouto time for today."
>"...What's the catch?"

>Slyest of the girls hoards brother hours without cashing them in until she has enough saved for an entire weekend getaway

>> No.25349472

>>25349375
Mind the Gap.

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Would you accept a job at the MGC Correctional Facility?

>> No.25349583

>>25349573
The inmates are running the asylum!

>> No.25349589

>>25336551
>>25336345
>>25336391
>>25336328
>He leaves
>He doesn't join the military anyway and become a legendary soldier that's blessed by a guardian angel, because no matter his engagement he always finds bento, gets his balls drained of a night without knowing it, and there's this mysterious sniper no one can ever locate that's constantly popping off commanders and turning the enemy side into a chaotic mess allowing him and his team to sweep through and claim merits and glory.

Menwhile he fights bravely knowing there's a loyal yansnake at home waiting for him.

>> No.25349608

>>25349573
Reminder that Dhibi has a manga series as well as the doujinshis. https://mangadex.org/title/50277/until-you-beg-so-sweetly

>> No.25349609

>>25338309
Old boogeyman stained by grimderp who asks too many questions and doesn't just coom post.

>> No.25349611

>>25349472
You just reminded me of an ongoing 2hu smut story by the same name on /at/
I'm sad it never got finished but at least it had some good scenes

>> No.25349622

>>25349573
It's my dream to turn delinquent Monsters into refined young ladies. Starting with the gang of feral Ice Wolves that hang around Winterstown.

>> No.25349643

>>25349622
How to tame Wolfu?

>> No.25349650

>>25349589
>He doesn't join the military anyway and die in a ditch from some random explosion while leaving his friends PTSD-ridden and emotionally damaged as they return home and realise they fought for someone else's profit and not some great cause and that they have wasted their best years killing other people and now have literally nothing, no job, no respect and no future
Seems good to me.

>> No.25349669

>>25339827
Shoot them all in the head with hyper powered cum shots and then jump out of a window.

>> No.25349706

>>25349643
Feed and pat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuffRO2p7EE

>> No.25349773

>>25347358
World or word?

If it's the latter, I don't know why you'd need an alternate word for elemental. Sprite, perhaps. Sprite has a really light feeling to the word though, elemental's more chunky and intimidating.

>> No.25349782

>>25349706
I love how even feral canines see people and think food and headpats

>> No.25349789

>>25347358
Substantiate, because she's made out of a substance. Eh? EH?

>> No.25349883

>>25349650
Faggot.

>> No.25349925

>>25349883
Yes, you are a faggot indeed.

>> No.25350118

>>25349573
Sauce me my nigga.

>> No.25350263

>>25349573
>extremely high chance of getting raped in various ways by monstergirls pretending they're sick
>hazard pay is higher than anywhere else to encourage guards to keep working instead of marrying their inmate
>the CC warden is still single though

>> No.25350391

>>25349573
>male:anal
nope

>> No.25350755

Moon rabbits only have their sex appeal to fall back on. Otherwise they're pathetically useless.

>> No.25350772

>>25350755
They're also weird rabbits, for living on the moon.

>> No.25350795
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>>25350772
We're whalers on the moon
We carry a harpoon
But there ain't no whales
So we tell tall tales
And sing a whaling tune

>> No.25350833

>>25350795
I would a Selkie Moon Whaler.

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Wahh

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>>25350893
Snow Leopard mofu is a rare mix of bushy and fluffy.

>> No.25351058

>>25350795
>>25350893
>>25350907
So do the hills around Wintertown have shy snow leopard girls? Do Selkies ply the rivers and lakes?

>> No.25351163

>>25351058
No, that's not realistic

>> No.25351174

>>25349419
>brother has no clue about the system
>causes a small economic crash by coming home early

>> No.25351183

>>25351163
7/10, too much water?

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reminder that floating on fish tummy is a good way to relax and sleep

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>>25351058
You can find them around the place, absent-mindedly chewing on their tail.

>> No.25351595

>>25351518
Very ottery thing to do.

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>> No.25351791

>>25351595
Fishwives will accept odd requests if it makes their husband happy while they adjust to aquatic living

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>> No.25351982

What would it be like being a hero of the fallen goddess?

>> No.25352018
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i am going to make a harem that includes EVERY color of slime! it cant be too many after all

>> No.25352250

>>25342829
>Are there Romantic desert elves?
fify

>> No.25352373

>>25351982
edgy

>> No.25352539

>>25351982
Probably like that one guy with a Cursed Sword and Living Armor waifus

>> No.25353162

>>25345297
>>all those ads going about “horny singles in your area NOW” would be true and wouldn’t be a virus
There would be "horny single men in your area" ads that are viruses.

>> No.25353190

>>25346293
Kiss Jabberwock
Fuck Jubjub
Marry Mad Hatter

>> No.25353301

>>25349119
>Giant tortoise umi osho
>Explorers imprison them in the dark holds of their ships
>Until said explorers get "hungry"

>> No.25353354

What if there were two Mimics, one disguised as a Cursed Katana and the other as a suit of Living Samurai Armor?

>> No.25353365

>>25351183
There's gotta be an icy port in the area

>> No.25353374 [DELETED] 

>>25346293
Kiss, fuck and marry Jabberwock loli

>> No.25353384

>>25353354
Sounds like a great way for hilarity to ensue.

>> No.25353576 [DELETED] 

>>25353374
*futa loli

>> No.25353757

I wonder what it would be like to be trapped between 2 weresheep and fucked senseless and asleep by them

>> No.25354292 [DELETED] 

>>25353576
Go back to /lgbt/ fag

>> No.25354356 [DELETED] 

>>25354292
futa isn't gay, just like lolifags aren't pedophiles :)

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dont make sunnen sounds, and maybe you can get past her without her knowing

>> No.25354459

>>25354379
What if I start playing a trumpet?

>> No.25354468

>>25354379
HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY NEW AIR HORN

>> No.25354622

Human male explaining the brain if a married human female. Which can serve as a reference for Mamono.

>https://youtu.be/iVY9opi9jMI

>> No.25354676

>>25354622
>Le epic bacon "wife bad" humor
Go back to reddiiit.

>> No.25354722

I wonder how monsters would react to that sort of “wife bad” humor. Would it anger them, or would they just be incapable of understanding it?

>> No.25354761

Which monster girl has boomer tier humor?

>> No.25354800

>>25354722
>You all need Eros
Followed by cupid drivebys

>> No.25354801

>>25354722
>Drunk anon sitting in a bar at closing time.
>”Guess I gotta get home to the old ball and chain”
>’What?’
>”You know. The Battle Axe”
>’Oh! You have a Minotaur wife! How nice!’
>”Nah. You know what I mean. The Bitch!”
>’So she’s a canine type?”
>”The old nag”
>’A centaur?’

>> No.25354857

>>25354761
Ancient evils and cheshires

>> No.25354965

>>25354722
Some would probably take it as "Aww they love them despite their flaws."

>> No.25355001

>>25354965
That's kinda the root of the joke with that humor. I just hope it isn't lost on newer generations.

>> No.25355029

>>25355001
Unfortunately, I think it is.

>> No.25355030

>>25353757
>fucked senseless
Nah. It would be very nice and gentle. You'd hardly notice you were having sex at all.

>> No.25355048

>>25355001
Throughout all of these years it never dawned on me that was the possible origin of those jokes, man I'm jaded.

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>>25317631
What if. Cursed Weapon Monstergirls, but they're the Relic Crest Weapons in Fire Emblem 3 Houses? As in the ones made from the literal bones of the Nabateans.

Only Crest Bearers can Waifu and make physical love to Cursed Crest Relic Weapon Monstergirls? Or else a non-crest person will turn into a demonic monster like we see in 3Houses.

>> No.25355135

>>25355001
A lot of people can't take simple banter

>> No.25355149

>>25355030
Nice. Though by senseless I mean near asleep, because I would be between 2 weresheep, and that's double the sleep inducing fluff.

>> No.25355172

>>25355083
Consider suicide.

>> No.25355186

>>25355149
*Senseless because I am near asleep
Fuck I need sleep

>> No.25355209

>>25354761
>Father, I cannot swipe right on the book

>> No.25355221

>>25355172
That's not nice.

>> No.25355227

What's more dangerous? A flock of weresheep raised by a CC werewolf dressed as a sheep or a pack of werewolves raised by a CC weresheep dressed as a wolf?

>> No.25355296

>>25355209
Imagine the inverse of this.
>Ancient Evil girl holding your gaming mouse by the cable
>There’s a spear sticking out of it
>”Husband I have stopped our Mouse infestation”

>> No.25355298

>>25354761
>Why play pokemon when you can have a bucket of water?
>Said the man who married an Undine

>> No.25355299

>>25348981
I would fall in love with old monsters. If only Kenky Cross draw some sexy seniors, i'd be cool with it. But I doubt he'd go and create a new species and make her a gmilf because all you anons don't want to stick your dick in living corpses

>> No.25355343

>>25355227
The sheep. Tame wolves are just doggos.

>> No.25355363

>>25352018
>Slime
>She Slime
>Metal Slime
>Mottle Slime
>Bubble Slime
>Dragon Slime
Eh, I think it might be too many

>> No.25355387

>>25355363
Excuse me, not dragon slime. I meant dark slime.
Dragon slimes are the same color as regular slimes.

>> No.25355475

>>25355299
>If only Kenky Cross draw some sexy seniors
He drew a book full of them.

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They see me rollin
They hatin
They all just wanna catch me ridin dirty

>> No.25355664

>>25355582
dirty who?

>> No.25355704

>>25355664
Sanchez. You wouldn't know him he lives in Canada, but she totally has a boyfriend.

>> No.25355735
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What do you think of human-like extra legs?

>> No.25355949

>>25355363
Are there varieties of the metal slime itself? bronze slime,golden slime,shoggy slime

>> No.25355978

>>25355735
Need more MGs with multi arms

>> No.25355987

>>25355735
I don't like any extra human limbs, legs or arms.

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https://files.catbox.moe/xgjz7e.png
Got some more art of Hobgoblin wife, does your wife have any monstrous parts to hold onto during sex?

>> No.25356081

>>25356010
Stalks, but those are more for her holding on to me.

>> No.25356162

>>25356010
Pretty much the same ones that Hobgoblins do, like horns and huge tits but also a tail.

>> No.25356200

You're making the next touhou game but all the bosses have to not be species done before. What species are they?

>> No.25356222

>>25356200
>You're making the next touhou game
Fucking yikes

>> No.25356353

>>25348450
Just keep squishing
>>25321017

>> No.25356660

dragon zombie
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/83602793

>> No.25356789
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>I have the Necronomicon Ex Mortis! Quick anon, say the magic words!
What do?

>> No.25357034

>>25356789
Shazam

>> No.25357210

>>25356789
Please

>> No.25357223
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25357223

>>25356660
>dragon zombie

>> No.25357277

>>25349389
You know what "tiger" is in Sanskrit?
Viagra. Think about it.

>> No.25357497

>>25355083
>>>/tg/74276344
Dumb crossboarder.

>> No.25357505
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>>25357277
Jinkos do make me hard.

>> No.25357537

>>25357497
Fire emblem always raises alarm bells.

>> No.25357613
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25357613

What happens when a MGE Kunoichi fails in her mission and gets captured? The price of failure for a normal human one is sexual enslavement by her enemies after they're finished interrogating/torturing her if she doesn't kill herself first.

>> No.25357976

>>25357613
She gets a disappointingly formal interrogation where the captors end up being sexually harassed until they give up and leave.

>> No.25358269
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25358269

soft wife hair gets pats

>> No.25358555

Loli monsters with ball gag necklaces!

>> No.25358704

>>25358269
Lalatina.

>> No.25358803
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25358803

>>25358269
Fluffy hair~!
Fluffy tail~!
Fluffy fluffy fluff~!

>> No.25358885
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25358885

>Want to start ranch
>Don’t have any animals
>Or a barn for that matter
>I’ll just start a monster girl ranch in my home
>Don’t know where to find holsts who’ll let me milk them and then sell said milk
>Ask farmer forum online
>Get unhelpful replies telling me to go out into the countryside to find some, marry them, and then get the milk
>Too much work
>Search for mail order holsts
>HOT SINGLE COWS IN YOUR AREA WANT YOU TO MILK THEM
>Next morning big muscly holstaur is at my door
>Breasts much smaller than I imagined
>Calls me hubby and says she’s ready to be milked
>Follow porn videos to the letter and she doesn’t produce an ounce of milk
>She tells me sex could help her produce
>Then a creampie would surely make her milk spill
>Only 7 months later after getting pregnant does she start to produce milk
>Remember reading somewhere that holsts always produce milk
>And aren’t usually 6’3” Amazons with cowprint

>> No.25359090

>>25358885
This is why you put ads in the paper. You may get some mino's but you will also get holstaurs of all ages coming to meet you.

>> No.25359180
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25359180

>>25358704
What mg Megumin would be?

>> No.25359200

>>25358704
huh they really do look similar.
Nice.

>> No.25359205

>>25358885
You're getting more Holsts out of this, so that's good.

>> No.25359211

>>25359180
an alp

>> No.25359230

I just wanna get defeated by a succubus knight and taken home as a spoil of war. Is that to much to ask?

>> No.25359235

>>25359180
Either a Dark Matter herself, or a Dark Mage that forms a covenant with a Dark Matter.

Speaking of Dark Matter, are there any Dark Matter fags?

>> No.25359308

>>25359180
A witch or a Dark Mage

>>25359235
I love Saphirette's design.

>> No.25359364
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25359364

>>25346754
Yao does what Yao pleases.

>> No.25359385

I want to smoke dank cunny at Marune's Sabbath!

>> No.25359430

How would a Cheshire Cat react if you crerampie'd her so much she gets cumflated and looks pregnant?

>> No.25359449
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25359449

>>25356010
Yes, I am also a man with horned wives. Best use is when you use them pull her head down on your cock as you cum straight into her throat.

>> No.25359464

>>25359430
>[smug purring]

>> No.25359467

>>25359385
What do you get out of making these retarded posts?

>> No.25359473

>>25358704
>>25359180
Sylvia without a dick!

>> No.25359491

>>25359467
Hopefully some nice discussion about cute and or hot lolis.

>> No.25359796
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25359796

>>25359491
>nice discussion
Not with garbage posts like those.

>> No.25359843

>>25359385
Based post.

>> No.25359892

>>25359843
Based on what?

>> No.25359952

>>25359892
On all known laws of aviation.

>> No.25359964
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25359964

So, what if elephant goddess?

>> No.25360079
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25360079

All Coons are Beautiful!

>> No.25360173

>>25359964
PRÖÖÖÖÖHHH! :D

>> No.25360296
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25360296

What would the geometry of a powerful mamono sorcerer's pocket dimension be? An infinite flat plain? An enclosed space? A world within a three-torus like link and pic related?
https://www.gregegan.net/BORDER/Border.html

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25360505

It's been awhile, but I got a new Miia commission.

>> No.25360589

>>25360296
>What would the geometry of a powerful mamono sorcerer's pocket dimension be?
You know, I've never really thought about how my lich wife would make her pocket dimension.
I always assumed it would be an extension of her tower but having removed the limits of time and space. Rooms filled with smaller version of the astral bodies with no gravity for anyone who enters. Pools of water that are seemingly endless. Entire cave systems with crystals along all the sides. Rooms that don't follow any sort of logical 3-dimensional space so you can only guess where you're gonna end up when you go through that door. And no matter where you go, she knows exactly where you are and can be there in a instant.

I bet she would just tell me never to stray too far off the known paths when going around her tower.

>> No.25360595

>>25360505
Well if anything you are dedicated

>> No.25360622

>>25360296
A large bed

>> No.25360692

>>25359964
Normally I'm all over multi-arm, but I can't help but feel she is some sort of indicator of bad luck...

>> No.25360750
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25360750

>> No.25360773

>>25360750
>"What's with that reaction? I just said I wanted to lick your teeth."

>> No.25360781

I'm gonna bully a lizard girl by defeating her and then fucking her while having a condom on.

>> No.25360814

>>25360750
Giant puffy nipples are underrated.

>> No.25360907

>>25360750
is it strange if i wanna pet her and also grope her boobs until she starts leaking milk?

>> No.25361252

>>25360907
Only if you don't drink the milk.

>> No.25361448
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25361448

>>25317631

>> No.25361556

>>25356660
hope this gets uncensored at some point

>> No.25361588

>>25360505
Single tail challenge

>> No.25361638

Would a mindflayer be mad at you for fucking the thralls while she is away?

>> No.25361688

>>25358885
>That convoluted plan
>6’3”
>Amazon
The things Amazonlets have to do to get a husband

>> No.25361816

>>25360505
Glad you're not dead, man.

>> No.25361863

>>25318986
>>25346469
>>25361448
Would monstergirls play shipboy games?

>> No.25361919

>>25356789
Klattu Verata Ni...
I forgot the last word.

>> No.25361930
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>> No.25361994 [DELETED] 

>>25361863
i heard monstergirls like their seamen, so i don't see why not.

>> No.25362007

>>25361919
Nippon!

>> No.25362020

>>25361863
I heard monster girls like seamen, so i don't see why they won't like shipboys, or gunboys or whatever-boys if i'm being honest
>ywn be forcefully married to an otaku lich by her mother who is tired of her husbando-fagging and wanted grandkids ever since the last century

>> No.25362092
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>> No.25362210

>>25362092
MELON'D

>> No.25362213
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25362213

What's the bad end of a monster girl made VN look like?

>> No.25362241

>>25362213
friend zone

>> No.25362260

>>25362020
How am I even supposed to make an otaku Lich that gave up on 3DPD men at least decades ago interested in me over her idealized 2D husbando?

>> No.25362272

>>25361919
>"I know, I know!" says the shoggoth excited to help

>> No.25362277

>>25362260
start with cosplay and go from there.

>> No.25362289
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25362289

>>25362260
Get help from the local fallen god church to explain that her man isn't real but a man who is real is more than willing to actually love her

>> No.25362292

>>25362213
I can't answer that because any bad thing that I think up would the fetish and ideal scenario of some freak here

>> No.25362337
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>> No.25362344

>>25362092
Curvy and fluffy, the best combination.

>> No.25362507

>>25362289
You know, I really like the design and niche and all of that when it comes to fallen goddess girls, but I couldn't stand them constantly trying to convert me. So getting together with one would be pretty wierd.

>> No.25362509
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25362509

>>25362213

>> No.25362589
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25362589

My bicorn wife is such a joker she's constantly asking me to send pics of myself after my workout to her boss and coworkers, she even asked me to start an onlyfans telling me I could quit my job if I got popular enough. I swear she's funnier than a cheshire sometimes

>> No.25362654

Hornet delinquents?

>> No.25362683
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25362683

>>25317631

>> No.25362699

>>25362589
You're so lucky, I bet you can't even look at other women with wife like this.

>> No.25362770
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25362770

>>25362654
Are bad

>> No.25362849

>>25362589
My waifu immediately notices if another girl catches my eye. Pervert that I am, I'm mostly drawn to their monstrous features, more than the girl herself. My mind just starts conjuring up ideas of what those claws and fur and scales and feathers might feel like.

My waifu has ways to help me experience these things. Some are simple and benign, while others can make me briefly lose my grip on reality.

She typically just forces some cuddles, though. It's unhealthy to feel uneasy around the love of my life.

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>>25362849
>My waifu has ways to help me experience these things.
Transformation or mind tinkering?

>> No.25362947

>>25362886
She's not a flayer but she has poked around inside there quite a bit. It scarouses the hell out of me and she doesn't like doing it, since she can't help but notice all the fear in between my moaning. She's very observant, after all.

>> No.25362980
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>> No.25363006

Since Lovecraft loved cats do you think there's any Cthulhu mythos girls who have cat features

>> No.25363041
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>>25362947
I'm taking another guess.

>> No.25363058 [DELETED] 
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25363058

>>25362683

>> No.25363074

>>25363006
Nya-lathotep

>> No.25363097
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25363097

2 legs

>> No.25363105

>>25363041
>I make it obvious on purpose
God damn! She's extra smug in this pic!

>> No.25363112

>>25363006
>Lovecraft loved cats
Didn't he have a pet cat? What was it's name again?

>> No.25363134

>>25363041
>Thick veiny eye-stalks.
It ain't a meaty tail, but that's kinda hot.

>> No.25363166

>>25363041
Now this is a monster that I would be scared of if she tried to fuck me

>> No.25363176

Is monster pussy-cum food?

>> No.25363189

>>25363112
>What was it's name again?
Cunny!

>> No.25363198

>>25363097
Gunna impregnate this biped.

>> No.25363207

>>25363176
Yes, infact it gets better for you the more you eat.

>> No.25363215
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25363215

Reminder to always trust nee-sans.

>> No.25363229

>>25363166
I find this particular Gazer pic quite scarousing.

>> No.25363327

How often do monsters get horny?

>> No.25363367

>>25363327
I could see a hellhound having that clock but all the numbers around the edges are replaced with rape.
Also she says "Oh, would you look at the time" a lot.

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>> No.25363500

>>25363327
Depends on the race.
For like 90% of them it's always sex-o'clock

>> No.25363537

Which monstergirl would get off the most from being peed on?

>> No.25363555
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>> No.25363576

>>25363537
bubble slime

>> No.25363582

>>25363537
P'Orc you defeated will thank you if you do it to her.

>> No.25363583

>>25363537
R Kelly Remix intensifies

>> No.25363710
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>> No.25363728
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25363728

>>25356660
>giving your Zombie wife enough dick results in a Wight
What happens once you've given your Dragon Zombie wife enough dick?

>> No.25363741

>>25363537
Very submissive lolis, like Kikis or Kobolds.

>> No.25363750

>>25363537
Jabberwocks?

>> No.25363774

>>25363741
And Beelzebubs and Akanames.

>> No.25363791

>>25363537
Akaname would slurp it up like it's chick-fil-a sauce

>> No.25363804

>>25363215
I only trust monsters if they have black sclera

>> No.25363810

>>25363741
>Kobolds
man I bet KDF pees on his daughteru

>> No.25363823
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25363823

Why do you think Greilia wears nothing underneath her uniform?

>> No.25363827

A story about a Tentacle pretending to be a shoggoth:

https://pastebin.com/kXyHzwfV

>> No.25363903
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>> No.25363931

>>25363827
Nice. Thanks for sticking around spideranon. I know i have been harsh in the past, but you have improved. Still need some more work and i know you can get even better.

>> No.25363946
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25363946

Usually P'Orcs talked about in these threads are submissive, but there's potential in a dominant P'Orc making her man squeal like a pig. The best fate for a masochistic man that wasn't snatched by a Manticore.

>> No.25363949
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>> No.25363991

>>25363946
WAAAAGH!

>> No.25364028

>>25363946
Dominant P'orcs scare me.

>> No.25364048

>>25335792
That was some of the best scylla smut I've read in a while.

>> No.25364064

>>25363946
Can you really say you love your p'orc if you both aren't squealing?

>> No.25364102

>>25363946
P'ORC WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! LEAD BY H'ORC BOSS

>> No.25364116

>>25363949
I want a Lamia to coil around me and just cuddle me until I finally calm down. Seriously, I think my heart rate ticks up whenever I look at that picture in full.

>> No.25364124
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>> No.25364151

>>25363791
Alps are banned from Chik-fil-A because they keep stuttering and rubbing themselves when they say “my pleasure”

>> No.25364168

>>25363810
Silly anon, that’s supposed to stay inside the diaper.

>> No.25364249

>>25364168
That's wrong too anon, diapers are for cum and girly juices only.

>> No.25364266

>>25363949
I love you Sapphee, but you're looking oddly flat there.

>> No.25364275

>>25363823
demon realm regulations

>> No.25364302

cheshire cat in real life
spaghetti!

>> No.25364330

I've got something to say but you might not like it

>> No.25364332
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25364332

A quote from Arahnia in the Monster Girl Doctor novel wherein she is explaining why arachne prefer human men as husbands.

> "Human men are small and easy to catch, and they are timid and submissive."

>> No.25364387

>>25363946
That's not the best fate since usually p'orcs are parts of a warband, meaning you not only get 1 dominant porc using you but a whole tribe of them wanting to use their new slave.

>> No.25364422

>>25364387
Getting gangbanged by P'Orcs is arguably even better

>> No.25364434

>>25364422
What about a gang of P'Orcs being led by a dominant H'Orc?

>> No.25364457

>>25364434
Arguably even better!

>> No.25364463

>>25364330
Don't be a giant fag anon, either say it or don't.

>> No.25364472
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>>25364332
>[Loud, sustained hissing]

>> No.25364481

>>25364332
Hi, it's >>25364116 again.
God damn am I horny.

>> No.25364518

>>25364463
Maybey I shouldn't

>> No.25364526
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25364526

>>25363946

>> No.25364528

>>25364472
need me a jealous wife.

>> No.25364551

>>25364472
>human butt

>> No.25364569

>>25364332
Best boner is a fearboner. I really want a mamono to take the act a bit too far, and stop to comfort me.

>> No.25364630

>>25364569
Rather than stopping, I'd prefer they just make up for it with the aftercare.

>> No.25364643
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25364643

What's she singing?

>> No.25364652
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25364652

>>25364551

>> No.25364659
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fox

>> No.25364686

>>25364643
The meme answer is “Here I Go Again”

>> No.25364705

How do I know my dealer is giving me $100% pure mofu

>> No.25364714

>>25364705
Take it to the police for testing.

>> No.25364717
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25364717

>>25364659

>> No.25364740

>>25364643
Something from White Snake

>> No.25364771

How to fuck a lilem?

>> No.25364785

>>25364771
use your benis

>> No.25364791

>>25364785
what if my penis is far away from the lilem?

>> No.25364815

>>25364771
>>25364791
If you want to meet a lim just visit Royal Makai, you're bound to run into one visiting her parents.

>> No.25364830

>>25364717
Small.

>> No.25364838

>>25364815
What if there's no lilem visiting and me sitting around waiting for one to come will only increase my chances of getting raped by an inferior monster?

>> No.25364868

>>25364838
Rape the inferior monster instead.

>> No.25364873

>>25364838
A monster will only sex you if you want it, if you can't resist until a lilim arrives, you were too weak-willed to get a lim. You could always offer one a spot in your harem though.

>> No.25364955

>>25364873
>monster will only sex you if you want
Lies

>> No.25364977
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>> No.25365021

>>25364977
compensated dating

>> No.25365060
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>> No.25365061

>>25365021
Is it the monster compensating?

>> No.25365063

Anubutt!

>> No.25365074

>>25365061
usually

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>> No.25365169

>>25365164
what about a tricorn

>> No.25365175

>>25365169
sounds more up a hatters alley.

>> No.25365177

>>25365021
Nondescript old, tanuki taking advantage of first year college students

>> No.25365193

>Had to work so long i got back 13 hours after I left.
>No angry looking wife that is mad work made me stay so late.
Its suffering, I want a big, soft cow to relax with.

>> No.25365194

What's a minor change that would have to be made to a mundane thing to accommodate monsters? For example, chairs would need holes for monsters with large tails to sit comfortably.

>> No.25365205

>>25365194
large keyboards for girls with paws.

>> No.25365228

>>25365193
Holsts seem to docile to get mad about you working long hours. They'd probably be more worried about your exhaustion. Minos on the other hand...

>> No.25365229
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>>25364472
>[nightmare face]

>> No.25365243

>>25365229
Hiss hiss snek

>> No.25365256

>>25365228
She'd be 'mad' in the sense that you'd come home to her pouting at you.
Then she'd pick you off and carry you to bed.

>> No.25365259

>>25365194
Reinforced roofs being the standard so that arachne, oomukades, toads, etc. can cling to them whenever they want without risk.

>> No.25365282

>>25365228
Would a holstaur wife come in to scare your boss?

>> No.25365314

>>25365282
She still has muscles she can use.
Stonk cow wives should not be underestimated.

>> No.25365316

>>25365282
How would she even do that? I just can't imagine a holst being intimidating.
>"If you don't stop being mean to Anon, I'm gonna... write a strongly worded letter!"

>> No.25365377

>>25363823
her sabbath specializes in healing people by rubbing naked loli bodies on them

>> No.25365390
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25365390

>>25364659
marriage fox!

>> No.25365405

What is the worst that could happen if I bought a shirt with words written in monster language just because the design looks cool and not because I know what the words mean

>> No.25365429

>>25365377
>by rubbing naked loli bodies on them
https://exhentai.org/s/66ff282c86/417511-8

>> No.25365432

>>25348466
>Get adopted by royal anubis family.
>9 daughters and counting, all lavishly decorated princesses, but very lonely.
>Get tasked with curing their loneliness, secretly hope that you can cure your loneliness and get a family too.
>Soon enough cohabitation and discovering puberty hyjinks ensue, helped along by the fact that your parents have to frequently leave for royal bussiness.
>Royal anubis harem aquired, with loving mother and father, finally feel like you have a family :)

>> No.25365437

>>25365405
a big strong monster casually walks by, picks you up and stuffs you into her shirt and pants and straps you to her so she can milk you on the go.

>> No.25365468

>>25365316
Holstaurs are a Minotaur subspecies, she could channel her inner Mino if she gets seriously upset.

>> No.25365528

>>25365405
Born to cum
world is a fuck
cream em all 1987
I am rape man
410,757,864,350 rounds sex

>> No.25365584

>>25365316
>Holst wife tries to threaten your lilim boss
>She finds it so adorable gives you extra time off

>> No.25365614

>>25365193
I wish I was a househusband so I could help my big, soft cow wife relax when she comes home tired from work.

>> No.25365647

>>25365614
Based

>> No.25365671

Baphos are for cumflating the smug out of them.

>> No.25365672

>>25365614
>Cute cow wife comes home from work.
>Shoulders are slumped, her body is sore from hunched typing, reading, and paperwork.
>Brain hurts from all the thinking she's had to do.
Remember to let her rest and give her a good massage.

>> No.25365705

A quote from Arahnia in the Monster Girl Doctor novel wherein she is explaining why arachne prefer human men as husbands.

> "Human men are small and easy to catch, and they are timid and submissive."

>> No.25365725

>>25365705
>>25364332
Are you ok?

>> No.25365734
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>>25365671
The same can be said of all short monsters.

>> No.25365751

>>25365734
Hard for a Nacho to keep it up while her middle gets bloated out and she has a meeting to go to with all her friends.

>> No.25365752

>>25365734
I want her to stomp on me.

>> No.25365767

>>25365751
what is a nacho meeting like?

>> No.25365772

>>25365672
>Shoulders are slumped, her body is sore from hunched typing, reading, and paperwork.
I'm imagining a holst whose massive chest rests on her desk while her hands poke out from under her tits while she types up papers and reports.

>> No.25365779

>>25365751
What friends?

>> No.25365782

>go to Delphino Plaza with mad hatter princess
>there's goop everywhere
>it's spawning little slimes that jump and attack you
this is why I hate pollution

>> No.25365810

>>25365767
Them talking about the webs they weave while tsunderely talking about how great their boyfriends/husband is

>>25365779
She has friends!
She even has a sahufriend who calls her out on being so tsun.

>> No.25365823

>>25365772
You would be correct.
She can even rest on them when she gets too bushed.

>> No.25365828

>>25365725
The second post was not sent by me, I would have included a picture.

>> No.25365829

>>25365751
>tell her she should go meet her friends with her cum-stuffed womb plugged up
>in her cum drunk state, she agrees
>only comes to her senses when she finally gets there
>is seething and plans on biting you a lot when she gets back

>> No.25365855
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>> No.25365874

>>25365829
>When a passing waitress says "Wow, you got any tips for how to get my boyfriend to do that?"
>Nacho seething intensifies while her friends snigger and she sinks lower into her seat.

>> No.25365907

>>25350907
would fluff

>> No.25365943
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>>25365782
I generally care little for setting but observing an ecosystems change in a large scale slime spills aftermath is very interesting.

>> No.25365955

>>25365734
>local Nacho even more smug after getting pregnant

>> No.25365956

>>25365943
Thought she had a mustache at first

>> No.25365960

>>25365874
>"Would you like to order anything? You look full already."
>friends desperately trying to hold back laughter while pounding the table
>husband gets a premonition of future danger

>> No.25365983

>>25365779
Her husband and their kids

>> No.25365985

>>25365960
>"Our friend likes sausage if you have any of those. Especially the kind that have blue cheese in them."
>"That or yogurt, she really likes yogurt."
>Nacho seething intensifies because she actually as considering the sausage platter.

>> No.25365993

>>25365955
I always imagined a nacho would react to getting pregnant like "I've been impregnated by some low-life scum? How disgusting. Makes me want to puke... They better be cute, or else I'll kill you, worm."

>> No.25366058

>>25365782
Just get an Undine and waterproof Automaton duo

>> No.25366077

>>25365955
Snug hug from smug bug

>> No.25366146
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>> No.25366165

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to carefully read the signs when you go cave exploring.
It'll help you determine if you're going to run into some cheerful giant ants doing some digging or a bunch of dwarves who are less than pleased at the intrusion of a rogue prospector.

>> No.25366179

>>25317631
But I'm 28!

>> No.25366215

>>25366165
You make it sound like it's a bad thing.

>> No.25366232

>>25366215
Well, one is going to show you around tunnels filled with hard working, fit girls.
The other is going to tie you up and discuss among themselves if you've seen too much of their haul.

>> No.25366257

>>25366165
>STOP
>Prevent your death
>Go no further there's nothing in this cave worth dying for!
>Do not go beyond this point,

>> No.25366278

>>25366257
Sure hope there isn't a silver tongued 8 legged ant to persuade me to go in.

>> No.25366289

>>25366278
>Hey Anon, I bet you they just put those signs up to hide their gold.

>> No.25366315
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25366315

Talk to cat

>> No.25366342

>>25366289
https://i.imgur.com/2Pj906x.jpg

>> No.25366366

>>25366315
Can't, I'm going to sleep.

>> No.25366373

What are good games to play while babysitting young monstergirls?

>> No.25366385

Bug girls are not Snacks.

>> No.25366394

>>25366373
pretend extremist

>> No.25366416

>>25366373
Hide the zucchini!

>> No.25366433

>>25366416
This

>> No.25366447

>>25366315
Touch the cat

>> No.25366454

I want a tall flat sticc bug to hug

>> No.25366482

>>25366373
'Doctor'.

>> No.25366540
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>> No.25366546

>>25366315
talk cat@cat-pc

>> No.25366690
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25366690

>>25366540
Big fuckin' snek tiddies

>> No.25366806

>>25366690
I really like the residual effects of hard loving.
Snake tracks, suction cup hickies, muscle spasms from leftover electricity or venom, lipstick, bite and scratch marks all so good.

>> No.25366882
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25366882

Mating press hellhounds to establish dominance and ensure she gets pregnant

>> No.25366884
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25366884

Consider the following: backpack imoutos.

>> No.25366890

>>25366806
depends on the amount and severity of scratch marks

>> No.25366914
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25366914

>>25366884
Will she carry me when she gets older?

>> No.25366950

yandere fairy!

>> No.25366965
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25366965

>>25366806
I enjoy any signs that sex was exhausting

I don't know why but things like montages that show they were fucking all night or just exhausted bare animal instinct can't-even-moan-anymore sex is always the best

>> No.25367064

How can undead pussy make life?

>> No.25367097
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25367097

>>25367064
It doesn't it makes unlife with undead daughterus

>> No.25367120

>>25367097
what if a zombie gave birth to a human boy

>> No.25367132

Do monsters fall in love with the lilem's husband?

>> No.25367137
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25367137

Kot detector

>> No.25367162
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>>25367120
That's more on her husband then, as his sperm is so virile that it made her undead womb spring back to life for a son

>> No.25367183

>>25366882
She looks like she trying not to burst out in laughter

>> No.25367190

>>25367120
Probably won't happen even in the new era. Instead they'd give birth to undead incubi.

>>25367064
Basically in this setting the undead are a different type of life, i.e. a form of life that can form from dead bodies.

>> No.25367216
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25367216

We are sorely lacking in multi-arm girls. They hug better than girls with just two arms.

>> No.25367295

>>25367137
We need one for dogs

>> No.25367323

>>25367137
>W-w-what does it say?

>> No.25367333
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>> No.25367336

>>25367295
You don't need a device for that. Just ask "Who's a good girl?" and the dogs will identify themselves.

>> No.25367339

>>25367216
stupid sexy roach

>> No.25367362

>>25367336
what if you say that to a hellhound

>> No.25367454
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25367454

I'll now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish

>> No.25367484
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25367484

>He doesn't purposely lose to the ancient evils

>> No.25367486

>>25367216
which is better over or under for the extra arms?

>> No.25367500

>>25367484
>needs her husband to lose on purpose
Ancient evil? More like an ancient delinquent

>> No.25367516

>>25367486
Under.

>> No.25367533

>>25367336
Is it illegal to yell "who's a good girl" in a crowded police station?

>> No.25367535

>>25367484
This ancient evil needs to purposely lose a lot of weight, holy shit she's obese as fuck

>> No.25367605

>>25367484
Hroz is a treasure.

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>>25367535
wew lad

>> No.25367862

>>25367484
all human men will eventually lose to monsters...
it'll be very sad.

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>>25367823

>> No.25367874
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25367874

Where do I get slime cores for a crafting recipe if all the slimes are monster girls? I don't wanna hurt some peaceful slime

>> No.25367935

>>25367862
You mean awesome.

>> No.25367946
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25367946

>>25367862
Man can still win, alone or with the help of allies.

>> No.25367960

>>25365021
>>25365061
>gyaru zap weasel brags to all her friends about the cute, nerdy boyfriend she snagged
>takes him on tons of dates to show him off
>quickly having to resort to charging phones in the club in exchange for cash to get money for her next "date"

>> No.25367980

>>25367216
>gyaru insect girl
Damn you Regura

>> No.25368027

>>25367946
you can't win in a fight against a monster. we're all going to be their husbands.

>> No.25368065

>>25368027
Tell that to >>25366882
Also raging mushrooms.

>> No.25368098

>>25368027
>we're all going to be their husbands
This is a bad thing?

>> No.25368116

>>25368027
>Have living monster gf/waifu for a few years
>Have plenty of sex, but we never talk about kids. She doesn't even bring it up.
>Finally defeat her in Smash Bros
>Rather than getting angry for losing, or just simply congratulating me, she goes dead silent
>She cups my cheeks and looks me dead in the eye
>"It's decided then..."
>She flashes a devilish, toothy smile
>"You are the one with whom I shall conceive my children."

>> No.25368214

>>25366315
I want to rape the cat though?

>> No.25368293
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25368293

Shark is good for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2uPht0L5fk

>> No.25368307

>>25368293
I forgot it was Shark Week

>> No.25368349

Loli monstergirls wearing nothing but nipple clamps or loli monstergirls wearing nothing but nipple piercings?

>> No.25368354

Which monster girl would make the best final boss to lose to and become the submissive cum pump of

>> No.25368356

>>25368349
Both are shit

>> No.25368372

>>25368349
I can't decide, I like them both.

>> No.25368415
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25368415

An Apophis unknowingly messes around with THIS pharaoh. What happens?

>> No.25368459

>>25368415
She has to deal with shoggoths and mindflayers instead of mummies and anubis

>> No.25368476

>>25368349
Clamps I guess, piercings are no good

>> No.25368646

>tfw look back at a commission from several months ago and realize waifu is missing her tail
I hate everything.

>> No.25368685

>>25368646
Post image and I'll fix it, I'm a god in MSpaint

>> No.25368690

>>25368646
Every single time, does she also have 4 ears or the wrong ones?

>> No.25368729
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25368729

>>25368685
Not sure if you're memeing, but have at it anon.

>>25368690
No, I've caught the ears and the paws every time thankfully. The tail gets forgotten the most though, but usually it gets caught before the commission is fully complete.

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>> No.25368809

>>25367323
It says you're a meme.

>> No.25368825

>>25368775
I know man, she's a tailless freak.

>> No.25369048

>>25368825
exactly man. like where the fuck is here tail that's the most important part.

>> No.25369074

>>25369048
I want to die.

>> No.25369094
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25369094

What kind of Monster uses this strategy?

>> No.25369147

>>25369094
Alps.

>> No.25369149

>>25369094
a married fox

>> No.25369168

>>25369094
How does that even work? Magic titties?

>> No.25369187
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25369187

>>25369048
I stole them all.

>> No.25369240

So griffins are lion/eagle right?
but what about domestic cat/goose griffins? the absolute bitch

>> No.25369252

>>25369240
>domestic cat/goose griffins
I would like to know more.

>> No.25369558

>>25369240
i wonder what a double hiss sounds like

>> No.25369569

>>25369240
in an MGE sense, I feel like instead just guarding stuff, they would steal it first

>> No.25369582

>>25369240
I feel like a domestic cat and goose hybrid would just be an entity of absolute hate and evil

>> No.25370254

>>25369582
Even the most foul-tempered Monster deserves headpats.

>> No.25370331

>>25370254
Hahaha fuck no

>> No.25370728

>>25368349
Loli monstergirls wearing nothing but pleasure insignias and dark matter.

>> No.25370758

Do monsters keep pets? I think we have talked about them running farms so we know they have livestock but what do they look for in pets? Same as humans?

>> No.25370920

>>25370758
I doubt they keep pets for fun. All their pets would have utilitarian properties, like a pharoah's snake. Outside of this I imagine them to fulfil certain roles as guardians or beasts of burden... Do animals have SE?

>> No.25370997
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25370997

>>25370728
Lolis wearing nothing but a few narrow curtains or nothing but heart pasties is better.

>> No.25371015

>>25370728
>Loli monstergirls wearing nothing but pleasure insignias on their girlcocks
yes

>> No.25371042

>>25371015
Back to your containment board, subhuman.

>> No.25371135

So is wearing one of those "I won't have sex until I'm married" rings a good way to find a succubus gf?

>> No.25371204
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>>25371135
They just sign a blood contact on the spot then
Be very careful and have a demon lawyer to write you up a marriage contract that benefits you

>> No.25371218

>>25371204
>have a demon lawyer to write you up a marriage contract that benefits you
Now that's just how you end up with a demon wife.
I wouldn't mind.

>> No.25371246

I want to give Holstaurs back massages

>> No.25371336

>>25371246
I want a monster girl to give me back massages.

>> No.25371373

>>25363827
The opening dialog's dumb and goofy and I can't actually imagine any one saying it, but it's strangely charming and comedic. Though I must admit as it goes on it grows a bit incongruous. Then again I've never been irl friends with any one from 4chan who didn't do a good job of hiding their powerlevel, evidently. I'll also say that the politics are a little heavy handed. Your descriptions of the setting around the characters are a little lacking but that sort of just feels like your style although I did notice a bit of 'this happens and then this happens and then this happens' which gets a little monotonous to read. There are other parts where you go 'this happened as this happened before this happened' so I'd recommend a little more of that to keep the sentence structure more interesting. Obviously don't go overboard.

Their "wrestle" scene was a little bit off. You might want to to a better job signalling the joking tone with expressions because there's a mildly uncomfortable disconnect between what he was saying and their dumb wrestling match after.

All in all it was silly and light-hearted and I enjoyed it. Good work.

>> No.25371398

>>25364551
Human butt's fine tho, so long as it's aesthetic and not functional. It can even be covered in scales, it's the shape that matters.

>> No.25371459

>>25369094
Domovoi do it unwittingly. One moment you're chatting about fishing or whatever, then you're being invited into a sauna and boom.

>> No.25371524

>>25371218
Speaking of demon wives, I wonder what would one come up with if you just handed her a mostly blank contract with your signature already present and "I hereby agree to all future terms proposed by the other side" as your part of the contract and empty space to be filled in by her.
Obviously that would be nothing actually bad, but she could let her imagination run wild, knowing that you can't back out anymore.

>> No.25371631

>>25317631
Anon's gotta do some work on the side to pay the rent in the Undead Kingdom.

>> No.25371715
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25371715

>>25371204
I wanna stick my fingers in Mari's mouth

>> No.25371753

>>25371246
The poor dears need it. All that baggage is murder on your back, you know!

>> No.25371762

>>25370758
Sure they do. Women love pets. Imagine a Crow Tengu and her exotic reptiles.

>> No.25372076

>>25371753
Of course

>> No.25372092

Anyone know any good Weresheep fanfics in the Pastebin?

>> No.25372102

>>25371715
Then she would probably stick her tail in yours.

>> No.25372129

>>25372102
I would unironically give Mari's tail a blowjob. Same is true for any succubus or demon, but I like Mari the best

>> No.25372140

>>25372092
There was a translation of semi-official jap story about dude living with weresheep and holst on a farm

>> No.25372336

>>25372140
You got a name or link?

>> No.25372456
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>>25372336
https://pastebin.com/TQtpsBM1

>> No.25372652

>Apophis wife
>Graped anubis and graped sphinx as concubines
>Graped pharaoh as sex slave
The ideal life in the monster realm deserts aside from becoming sandworm food of course.

>> No.25372746

>>25372652
One idea I have that I love is to overthrow the pharaoh with a Apophis and then have her offer the Pharaoh and her Anubis assistant as sex slaves for you as a wedding gift.
If it weren't for how bad at writing I am, I would write a short story about it. That idea have plagued me for ages now.

>> No.25372835
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25372835

>>25372746
Gotta include the lazy sphinx as well. Spice it up, ya know? But you have her and the anubis one rank ahead of the pharaoh as concubines, but a step below your one true wife, the apophis. As if the hierarchy was flipped upside down with pharaoh at the complete bottom.

>> No.25372962

>>25372835
>The lazy sphinx can order the Pharaoh around and she even gets fucked before the pharaoh just to hammer home the point that she's at the bottom now
Now that's a 10/10 idea right there.

>> No.25373183

>>25372746
Do it anyway. I really dislike harems and wouldn't read it but don't let that stop you.

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>>25370758
They certainly do keep pets. Some that have been mentioned are tentacle brains, dogs (one baphomet loves dogs so much she designed her sabbath uniforms with dog features) and small breeds of mamono realm pigs.

>>25370920
Yes, all living things have some sort of mana. Animals just have less than humans (but more than plants), who have less than monsters, who have less than gods. Course that ranking is about innate mana, not the amount that can be gained through various means.

>> No.25374777

>>25372746
>>25372835
Honestly you guys make the apophis out to be way too mean spirited. They don't even hate pharaohs, they're just compelled to overthrow them thanks to their old instincts.

>> No.25374878

>>25374529
I asked about SE, not mana in general. SE is exclusive to men, pretty sure that's why /u/ basically doesn't exist.

>> No.25374928

>>25374777
Of course not. I'm the mean-spirited one. I want a mindbroken, enslaved, sex-crazed pharaoh, same with her former subordinates.

Apophises are lamias, and all lamias are jealous yanderes for the most part. They wouldn't actually want you screwing other girls, but my desire for harem must be sated.

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>>25374878
It's not quite that simple, i.e. the mana of human men is still human mana and monsters give it a specific name "essence/spirit energy" due to their preference for it rather than it being all that distinct from the human mana of women. Runya Runya describes in detail what distinguishes and doesn't distinguish human mana/essence from other types.

>It's generally all lumped together and treated as “mana” most of the time, but in fact the nature of mana differs depending on each race, and it's classified as divine mana, mamono mana, human mana, and so forth. Mamono mana can be further classified according to race as succubus mana, lamia mana, slime mana, etc. Moreover, the mana of each individual is slightly different even when they are of the same race. Each and every animate being possesses a unique mana, and there is no one else in the world who has exactly the same mana. Even human twins raised together with the same mother and father, and even two golems created from the same material by the same craftsman, and animated by the same mana, do not possess exactly the same mana. For that reason, naturally, it's possible to identity race, and even uniquely identify an individual by performing a detailed analysis of mana. In general, humans do not have the power to sense mana; however, those who normally deal with mana such as wizards and golem engineers are an exception, being capable of sensing mana to some degree, and there are also humans “with good intuition” who are inherently able to sense the presence of mana. On the other hand, monsters excel at sensing mana. Other than being able to sense mana as a presence, there are also those who can sniff out the scent of mana and even visualize mana. Additionally, they are extra sensitive to human mana, men's mana in particular, and can sense the presence of humans even from a location some distance away. Naturally, they can identify whether it's a human or a monster, and even discern particular individuals, but they can also sense what other mana is mixed in with the mana possessed by the target, and it's even possible to discern whether or not the target has a partner, and identify who that partner is as well. The mana of a monster's own partner in particular is unmistakable, and even if her partner has been transformed into another person or beast due to a spell, she can identify him as her husband at a glance; conversely, it's absolutely impossible for a monster to mistake someone using magic to masquerade with her partner's form and mana as her actual husband.

>The fact that “human mana” is the main staple of the inma is a point that is especially noteworthy. The vital energy possessed by humans called “essence” is the favorite treat of all monsters, and that's another word for this human mana. In this book, for the sake of convenience, “human mana” will most often simply be referred to using the word “mana”, but please note that it means exactly the same thing as “essence”. Due to the influence of the mamono lord, an immensely powerful inma, all monsters are endowed with the traits of a “succubus (Encyclopedia I – p. 8)” and have a habit of feeding on human mana, i.e., essence, so their mouth, vagina, and womb have a sense of taste to enjoy the flavor of mana. The flavor of the mana of human men is strongly preferred by all monsters, and the semen ejaculated by men is particularly full of it. For that reason, monsters will do things like taking the penis deeply into their mouth, and licking and sucking it to spur ejaculation, or uniting the penis and vagina, and shaking their hips to produce stimulation that induces ejaculation. In other words, they ingest men's mana by engaging in sex with men. Additionally, their sense of smell with regard to human mana is also sharp, and a man shrouded in mana has a wonderfully delicious scent to monsters. The taste of the mana of the man recognized by a monster as her partner is exceptional, and after knowing that sweet taste, other men's mana will taste awful and no longer be tolerable to her, so much so that a monster's body will gradually alter into one specialized exclusively for sex with her partner. Her sense of taste with regards to mana will also gradually change so that only her partner's mana tastes more sharply and deliciously. Not only will a monster not get bored of her partner's taste, the more they have sex, and the more she slurps his mana, the more intoxicated she will become. In fact, many monsters even end up begging for their husband's semen practically like addicts. On top of that, they even become more sensitive to the presence and odor of their partner's mana, and in many cases it gets to the point that just being near their partner and smelling him is enough to make their head giddy, and inflame lust, resulting in a surge of sexual excitement.

>> No.25375478

>>25372456
Thanks man.

>> No.25375943

>>25375370
Right, it's just a cut and dry preference thing. I wonder if exceptions exist or it's hard written into the meta rules because a succ fucked with them and became demon lord.

>> No.25376215

>>25371042
No you.

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I wish to learn more of alcoholic beverages.

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>>25375943
Well monsters as a whole apparently agreed with the changes, given they willingly gave up their own power to help Lilith change things.

As such, human men became recognized as in effect "males of their own species" by every monster, and that affection/desire resulting from it is part of what makes men's essence the ideal food for monsters (since desire is linked to both the taste of mana and to the mana-multiplying effect mamono mana has when interacting with other types of mana).

That said, some monsters do have somewhat different tastes, like how bicorns like having the mana of other monsters mixed in with their husband to form a sort of "cocktail."

>> No.25376435

>>25376349
>"execute order 66"

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>>25370920
>I doubt they keep pets for fun.
Sometimes I wonder if you people ever read the stuff KC writes.
Yes, the monsters that have shown themselves to be incredibly dedicated to their hobbies, non-essential crafts or the arts would abhor having a pet for anything other than pragmatic reasons.
Dumbass.

>> No.25377079

>>25374878
The only /u/ that happens is when a monstergirl trying to corrupt a human woman I think

>> No.25377237

>>25377021
Not to mention there is actual mention of demon realm animals being specifically raised as pets. World guide side 2 expands it with various demon realm horses and mounts and beasts of burden. Tentacle plants are also mentioned to be kept as pets sometimes.

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As you return to school, it seems that little Elf girl had a bit of a growth spurt.

>> No.25377524

>>25377335
good for her but a growth spurt won't make me a degenerate that suddenly feels the need to approach a stranger

>> No.25377534

>>25377021
>Sometimes I wonder if you people ever read the stuff KC writes.
I never do. Why should I?

>> No.25377544

>>25377335
Damn I don’t really care?
Elves have got to be the bottom rung of monsters. There are majin types that are more interesting.

>> No.25377573

>>25369168
She took all the down out of her puffy jacket.

>> No.25377580

>>25377534
It helps you not look like a complete retard when discussing his work.

>> No.25377613

>>25377580
His 'work' is retarded when it comes to le worldbuilding anyway, why should I care?

>> No.25377707

>>25377613
If you’re discussing it to the above level of detail to begin with, it’s pretty obvious that you do care.

>> No.25377708

>>25377613
You don't read it and yet you think it's retarded? You're contradicting yourself. If you did read it you could at least discuss your issues with it, maybe find out you're missing some critical information, etc.

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>> No.25377846

>>25377707
>well u asked one thing u care!!111
Ha-ha ok.
>>25377708
>maybe find out you're missing some critical information
That it's porn setting that isn't meant to be taken seriously outside of your fetishes?

>> No.25377938

>>25366315
Squish the cat's big milky titties!

>> No.25377953

>>25377846
>well u asked one thing u care!!
Yes

>> No.25378146

>>25377846
There's a balance to be found between taking it too seriously and disregarding it as "just a porn setting." KC's clearly put a lot of thought and effort into the world-building over the years, and I find a lot of the time people's criticisms of it, accusations of plotholes, etc. are due to mistranslations or misunderstandings rather than actual poor work on KC's part.

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>> No.25378250

>>25378146
>KC's clearly put a lot of thought and effort into the world-building over the years
Effort doesn't mean quality. There are people who spend years shitposting about the same thing for example. That has to be high quality discussion, right? They clearly put in a lot of effort.
KC's setting is about as interesting as shit that retards on /tg/ vomit out on regular basis.

>> No.25378262

>>25378225
A Random Encounter?

>> No.25378359

>>25378250
Care to name some examples of this poor writing then? I rather debate about what is bad about the setting than just have offhand vague mentions that it is "interesting as shit."

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Shut up and post mofu.

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>>25378458

>> No.25378573

>>25368775
Maybe she got her tail docked

>> No.25378596

>>25376307
I want to kiss Aisha!

>> No.25378621

>>25377763
Do I have to?

>> No.25378641

Turning a Pharaoh’s pet snake into a lamia!

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>> No.25378723

It's all fun and games until the hellhound starts leg-locking

>> No.25378751

>>25378359
>Care to name some examples of this poor writing then
Pick literally anything.
>I rather debate about what is bad about the setting
Because you can always fall back to the usual cope of "well I don't see anything wrong with that and it isn't illogical so it's good". Anything else would be too far out of your zone of comfort, and we're here for a good old echo chamber experience, after all.

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>>25378458
I desire a fluff tent.

>> No.25378758

>>25378225
Damn border patrol

>> No.25378761

>>25378641
People still thinking it's a regular pet snake!

>> No.25378793

>>25378751
In other words, you have nothing.
Anyway it’s pretty clear you’re just trying to get a rise out of people. It’s been fun.

>> No.25378881

>>25378660
I want to take my big, muscled wife to the beach along with my shorter, chonkier wife.

>> No.25378893
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>> No.25378894

>>25378793
It's pretty clear that you are delusional and there's no point in talking to you anymore. At least you're not going against the narrative of this subreddi- I mean general.

>> No.25378902

>>25378573
KDF is into amputee porn...

>> No.25379044

>>25378751
>Because you can always fall back to the usual cope of "well I don't see anything wrong with that and it isn't illogical so it's good". Anything else would be too far out of your zone of comfort, and we're here for a good old echo chamber experience, after all.

You don't know me very well if you think that's how I'd respond. I prefer to cite things from the settings books that explain stuff, explain why something isn't illogical, or just plain agree when it is illogical.

>> No.25379101

>>25376349
>Well monsters as a whole
I was under the impression that it was just a few powerful ones that helped her out. I can't see manticores or zombies really giving a shit, that's a bit of astretch.

>> No.25379110

>>25378723
Hold her legs down properly, your mating press posture is bad.

>> No.25379125

>>25378894
Who's your favorite MG anon?

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>> No.25379235

>>25379101
Well ones that were smart enough to at least, and the non-sapient ones may have just done it because they had no reason not to. It's not clear just how many helped, but it must have been a substantial number given the amount of power involved and how the Wandering Scholar notes how it was an unusual divergence from the bloody competition that normally characterized monster interactions.

>> No.25379310

>>25377021
>Would abhor
Not what I said. And I still doubt they'd keep pets for fun. As far as I'm aware that's a fairly recent phenomenon that comes about because we've got so much fucking food and wealth.

Pretty sure starving peasant joe wouldn't have a pet dog if he also didn't need the pet to guard his house or family or what ever. Extra mouth to feed and all that.

So that said, I doubt monsters would evolve to look at animals the way we did or keep them as pets. You do realise that dogs are a product of a joint evolution, right? There are even some theories (tenuous) that it's a racial thing specifically and not even a humanity wide thing. Given all that I don't actually see why monstergirls would keep pets that weren't immediately useful as seen here >>25377237

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>>25379310

>> No.25379382

>>25379235
You're ascribing way too much motive to this. It's arguable if large chunks of monsters were even sentient. 99% wouldn't have given a shit. Among the 1% who care about positions of leadership such as Demon Lord, Lilith or whatever her name was, corralled enough allies who believed in her cause to get her the seat. I don't know if the meta change happened that moment, I know she locked herself up with her husband before fighting the chief god, pretty sure.

>> No.25379401

>>25379367
>They still do it to this day
Was it this thread or the last one some one posted a video of arctic wolves wandering into some settlement to mooch food?

>> No.25379427

What if yakuza mamono

>> No.25379454

Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield

>> No.25379468

>>25379427
The Mofu Mafia is gonna come whack you off!

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>>25379427
Koi no Disco Queen

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Remember to make your apprentice kiki work in naked apron so you can look at nice and round loli buttocks all day.

>> No.25379522

>>25379382
The order of events seems to have gone like this:

1. Lilith with the help of other monsters and various circumstances gathers enough power to change the monster's instincts but not their forms. This is still enough to enrage the chief goddess, who empowers a hero to go and kill Lilith.

2. Lilith convinces the hero (who sympathized with her) to join her cause, turning him into the first incubus. With his power added to her own, Lilith became powerful enough to change all the monsters into monster girls (this event specifically is noted to have happened within a single night).

3. The chief god descends to try to kill both Lilith and the hero, but is defeated.

>> No.25379533

>>25379468
>The Mofu Mafia
Moffia?

>> No.25379550

>>25379468
Could they defeat the Mouse Mob?

>> No.25379566

>>25379310
Them turning from old monsters to current monsters meant they picked up many human qualities, why would pets not also be included?
Especially since their society is far closer to post-scarcity than anything humans have ever had.

>> No.25379641

>>25379484
Why do foxes make such good mobsters?
And wouldn't kiki make good yakuza too?

>> No.25379664

>>25326097
>>25331661
I consider mg's to be human females anyway. Just powered up

>> No.25379679

>>25379522
Just in regards to your first point, I was under the impression that the previous Demon Lord had actually recently died, and it was time for a new one, who would have just continued the cycle but Lilith saw her opportunity and convinced enough powerhouses that her ideal was worthy, and with such backing, no one else was able to contend against her for the throne, and she took it.

This follows on to your second point, so I guess your first must be more accurate in that she had the power to immediately change the monsters the moment she took charge, because it's this act that spurred the Goddess to send the hero after her, because she wasn't playing by the rules, the Demon Lord exists to ensure the worship of humanity and bring balance or whatever.

That or I'm wrong and the Goddess knew her plans and sent the hero proactively, and she changed all monster kind after getting with the hero.

>> No.25379690

>>25379454
I refuse to fuck that Alp commander if that’s what you mean.

>> No.25379700

>>25379310
>>25379566
That said, there is evidence that pets in the MGE are expected to perform more jobs than is often expected of pets in the modern world. Hence the focus on all the work cu siths can do as an extension of their desire to help from when they were dogs, how the pharaoh's cobra assists her in magic, mamono realm pigs as beasts of burden, etc.

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>>25379641
Bada-bing, bada-boom, bada-bind-bang-boom.

>> No.25379728

>>25379521
She's going to be a heavy pear shape for me after a few weeks of work.

>> No.25379743

>>25379566
>why would pets not also be included?
Why would they be? You're right in regards to post-scarcity, but why would they be interested in pets? They might try and get into it because their husband wanted a pet or something, I just don't see why making monsters better suited to humanity also includes this niche evolutionary thing in the package.

There's just no reason for them to give a shit about keeping a pet unless it can plow a field or something. And I mean, how fucking long have monsters been farming, really? Not that long. Sure in the future, they may grow to desire pets the same way humans do.

But there'll never be monster cat ladies, that's for sure.

>> No.25379771

>>25379702
That's rather undignified

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>> No.25379800

>>25379702
>Down on her luck fox joining street gangs to make ends meet
It's been a rough week for her, huh?

>> No.25379802

>>25379700
I mean you can have a team of work horses or a boar the size of a house to plough your fields. Not entirely sure where you're going here. That's still not to suggest they keep pets for companionship.

Cu siths are interesting though, ignoring the fur. Dogs actually evolved an oxytocin system very similar to ours to help facilitate a deeper bonding as it was evolutionarily advantageous to both their survival and ours. Wolves don't have this, I'm pretty sure. I wonder how that translates to Cu Sith who actually came from literal dogs.

>> No.25379815

>>25379800
More like a rough century

>> No.25379839

>>25379815
>>25379800
Been kinda rough since Kosovo Polje...

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>>25379641
Kitsune have a natural aura of authority and have the ability to keep a calm smile even while they’re up to absolutely no good whatsoever.
As for Kikis, they’re not much for leadership positions, but they’d probably be very dependable “lackeys.”

>> No.25379908

>>25379679
>Just in regards to your first point, I was under the impression that the previous Demon Lord had actually recently died, and it was time for a new one, who would have just continued the cycle but Lilith saw her opportunity and convinced enough powerhouses that her ideal was worthy, and with such backing, no one else was able to contend against her for the throne, and she took it.

It's noted that there were still skirmishes in this period to decide the next mamono lord, they just weren't the wholesale slaughter of the past, and that Lilith achieved her title legitimately through her own power (having already been the most powerful succubus in the world at the time).

As for the time span involved, typically the fight to determine a new mamono lord was a long one. As in long enough that not only were monster populations as a whole vastly depleted by the time a new mamono lord came to power, but human populations and societies would have increased and flourished int he interim.

Thus it is quite possible a number of human generations had passed since the previous mamono lord's death and Lilith gaining the position. We don't know specifically, but it's never been said this period was notably shorter than past ones.

>This follows on to your second point, so I guess your first must be more accurate in that she had the power to immediately change the monsters the moment she took charge, because it's this act that spurred the Goddess to send the hero after her, because she wasn't playing by the rules, the Demon Lord exists to ensure the worship of humanity and bring balance or whatever.
>That or I'm wrong and the Goddess knew her plans and sent the hero proactively, and she changed all monster kind after getting with the hero.

To quote from MGE volume 1:

"This is the world's system. The system was running perfectly until a certain succubus became mamono lord and caused the system to start malfunctioning. The Mamono Lord used her demonic power which is linked to all monsters to start overwriting the traits instilled in the monsters from the time when the Chief God created them: “Monsters are beings that are higher existences than humans, and monsters are beings that live by eating humans.”

Naturally, the Chief God was furious. She tried to eliminate the Mamono Lord. She gave the power to slay the Mamono Lord to a hero according to the system at the time, but since the Hero betrayed the Chief God and went on the side of the Mamono Lord, the attempt at eliminating her ended in failure. The strongest of the monsters, the Mamono Lord, and the strongest of humanity, the Hero, joined hands to create a new world together."

That Lilith initially only changed monster traits instead of physical looks, and that the prologue refers to the change to monster girls as a singular event, suggests that there were two periods of change. Namely the first where Lilith changed the monster's natures via her own power and help from other monsters, and then the second when she changed their appearance.

>> No.25379955

>>25379781
Is this jabberwock getting bigger or is her husband getting smaller?

>> No.25380002

>>25379908
>It's noted that there were still skirmishes in this period to decide the next mamono lord, they just weren't the wholesale slaughter of the past, and that Lilith achieved her title legitimately through her own power (having already been the most powerful succubus in the world at the time).
Well those interested would still have tested the water, but if her alliances were strong enough they'd have quickly been trounced. When I highlight her alliances, I don't do it to dispute her personal power, I don't think she's all talk.

>To start overwriting the traits
Oh, so it was a slow process. Timeline makes a little more sense then. I imagine it was her+hero that managed the sweeping changes to their appearance while beforehand she'd been plodding away at changing their traits.

>> No.25380025

>>25379955
Their relative size probably varies a lot hour to hour, it is Wonderland after all.

>> No.25380076

>>25379743
>but why would they be interested in pets? They might try and get into it because their husband wanted a pet or something, I just don't see why making monsters better suited to humanity also includes this niche evolutionary thing in the package.

Because monsters are also all part human now. Heck, many were originally human. And while sex has become a priority, they tend to retain many interests they had as humans.

Also simple curiosity, admiration. Monsters who want to study various animals may keep them as pets just to watch them in terrariums and such.

>There's just no reason for them to give a shit about keeping a pet unless it can plow a field or something. And I mean, how fucking long have monsters been farming, really? Not that long.

Longer than you might think, the former prisoners and now husbands of succubi and succubi themselves apparently first started teaching other monsters about how to build human-like societies way back when the change to monster girls first happened, and that was around a thousand years ago. Not as long as humans have been farming of course, but longer than you might think.

>> No.25380094

>>25379743
I mean, I gave you my “why,” they shifted closer to humans as part of their change to MGs.
There’s plenty of things monsters do without a tangible benefit, their fervent adoption of the arts is proof enough.

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>>25379908
>The Demon Lord changed the mentality of monsters before changing their appearance

>> No.25380165

What does the Mofu Mafia even do besides make turn men into mofu addicts (read: husbands)?

>> No.25380176

>>25379728
Why not have a petite loli kiki and a loli anubis with wider hips and a fatter ass, so you can sample both body types at will.

>> No.25380204

>>25379781
>"You'll burn in the sun dear, here let me protect you with my body until the suntan is applied.
>What's that? You're muffled darling. I can't apply the lotion with you buried under me? Silly, I'll just apply it to myself and run it on with my whole body."

Of course this left him so hard that he ended up under the jabberwock having sex for most of the time at the beach.

>> No.25380233

>>25380122
I think the sex stuff happened after the form change. Imagine running into a yeti or group of zombies during this point

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>>25380122
>getting raped by literal monsters

i'm ok with this

>> No.25380329

>>25380076
>Heck, many were originally human. And while sex has become a priority, they tend to retain many interests they had as humans.
I see monsterisation as a more fundamental rewrite. I mean so much of their psychology is already being rewritten, no need to even mention their physiology. I suppose in the case of human women turned into monsters, I see no reason why the transformation would actively remove that response and drive. But similarly, I see no reason why monsters who were actual literal monsters would gain it. It makes no real difference.
>Also simple curiosity, admiration. Monsters who want to study various animals may keep them as pets just to watch them in terrariums and such.
This is fair, but I draw a line between that and keeping a pet dog. Maybe it's arbitrary. But that's also a pretty niche thing, how many monsters are going to have zoologist hobbies? I can see a dark elf being predisposed to this, they already like enslaving things.

>Longer than you might think.
That's fair. But a thousand years also isn't super long. Especially for monsters. Evolution isn't really a measure of time as much as it is a measure of generations. Hell, when you've got dragons and undead and shit, they're older than monstergirls as a concept, there's no way to experience such a fundamental change.

Here's a question. Do monstergirls ever actually grow old and die? If your life spans are always matching, and you as an incubus are always in peak fucking condition, do the two of you just stay in peak sexing condition all the way until you... what, drop dead? Turn into dust?

>>25380094
>their fervent adoption of the arts is proof enough.
I disagree, there is fare more tangible benefit to the arts and it'd be something common to monsters too whereas animal husbandry is far more niche.

>> No.25380362

>>25379888
Hhm, good points.
Well, I can see a kiki being a second-in-command, at least. They aren't going to lead the entire organization but managing things on someone else's behalf seems reasonable.

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>> No.25380490

>>25380122
>>25380233
Indeed, specifically she overwrote the "Monsters are beings that are higher existences than humans, and monsters are beings that live by eating humans” traits. The sexual desires and compatibility came later.

Though not in all cases, after all harpies and lamias (among others) are noted to have already been all female and used human men for reproduction. For them the changes simply made it easier to love humans and removed the compulsion to kill them.

>> No.25380555

>>25380176
Mostly cause I enjoy my lolis bottom heavy with maybe the occasional pai loli.
Granted, I'm working from home so she'd be doing quite a bit of naked apron.

>> No.25380629

>>25380165
Procurement of men from non-monster lands.
Monopolizing the aburaage market not that anyone cares except them
Supervision of all kitsune shrines.
Maintaining relations and trade with the Tanuki Conglomerate
Never EVER call them the “‘Coon Cartel” if you enjoy not being a permanent indentured servant.

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>>25380329
>Do monstergirls ever actually grow old and die? If your life spans are always matching, and you as an incubus are always in peak fucking condition, do the two of you just stay in peak sexing condition all the way until you... what, drop dead?

Yes, most non-undead do indeed get "old" and die, it's just that to the end of their lives they don't actually "look" old (and the same goes for incubi). Think of it like the Dungeons and Dragons dragons, who just get stronger and bigger as they age until they reach the end of their lifespan and simply pass away.

>>25380329
>I disagree, there is fare more tangible benefit to the arts and it'd be something common to monsters too whereas animal husbandry is far more niche.

Now I'm curious, what are these far more tangible benefits? Other than paintings and sculptures potentially preserving images of history for future generations (and these may be useless without accompanying text), art seems mostly to have emotional benefits rather than practical ones.

>> No.25380907

>>25380646
>just get stronger and bigger as they age until they reach the end of their lifespan and simply pass away.
Wacky.

>What are these far more tangible benefits other than the far more tangible benefits.
Monsters didn't cultivate flocks, didn't need something with better senses, fangs and claws to help them defend their territory. Monsters presumably if they were sentient, still needed to preserve history, or foretell of dangers. Or would like to pass down their achievements. All this is art that serves a purpose. Music may be a bonding activity for more communal species. It may ensure that their hunts go easier because to them their music is a form of psycholocial attack to humanity. The screams of dying women maybe. I can see why every intelligent creature would gravitate to art. It doesn't make sense however, for the intelligent and powerful to gravitate towards animal husbandry. We only got animals to do what we couldn't or weren't interested in doing.

>> No.25381059

>>25380490
>specifically she overwrote the "Monsters are beings that are higher existences than humans, and monsters are beings that live by eating humans”
Well, not entirely. The monster “superiority” is still often a factor (if not downright blatant like with monsterization) and the predation is still in place, just changed to a sexual nature.

>> No.25381124

>>25380329
>I see monsterisation as a more fundamental rewrite.

To be clear, usually the only thing "rewritten" about the original person is anything that would keep them from enjoying sex, while various repressed desires get released. Hence the repeated assurances that they are still the same person. This is clear from how people who weren't repressing themselves, like Saphirette for instance, appear to be essentially the same in personality as they were before being monsterized.

To quote a character from the "Another Tale of Fallen Maidens" game as she prepares to monsterize, "I won't stop being me."

But just how much monsterization changes has been argued about here for years and I don't see the debate ending.

>> No.25381221

>>25381059
>Well, not entirely. The monster “superiority” is still often a factor (if not downright blatant like with monsterization) and the predation is still in place, just changed to a sexual nature.

Yes, the settings points out that the attempt to change these things was only partially successful (Lilith expected incubi to start being born right away for instance, but the old settings continued to interfere). Hence why the current MGE era can be considered a sort of transitional one between the old era and new one wherein Lilith's changes will become the new law of reality.

Not that even then one can expect the dominating, predatory nature of some monsters to change. However the drive for this will no longer be based on a inherent superiority to humans.

>> No.25381277

>>25381124
Yeah, I see no reason to get into the argument. But sex is fundamental as is our psychology around it, so even touching on that represents a fundamental change. I've no interest delving deeper into the mind than the setting justifies in that particular regard.

>> No.25381281

>>25380176
>When a kiki maid in training meets up with the new schedule dog in training and the doggo notices that her maid partner is....quite wide in her lower body.

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>> No.25381415

>>25381301
Dumb fire amphibian. Lovely expression though.

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>>25380629
I'm gonna break up the coon cartel and turn them into coon concubines.
The mofu mafia are next!

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>>25381730
>"Oooh?"

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>>25381730
>The mofu mafia are next!
Yeah good luck with that

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>> No.25382407

>>25380243
That's way too cute to be a literal monster though.

>> No.25382452

>>25382044
I want to owe the mofu mafia a life debt

>> No.25382469

>>25382326
Is she excited for her new movie?

>> No.25382524

>>25382452
So they can look at you the way that fox does?

>> No.25382583

>>25382524
Yes

>> No.25382673

>>25382583
An admirable desire

>> No.25382763
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>>25382452
Everyone thinks they’re gonna end up serving some high ranking seductress fox but they forget that there’s a whole lot of rank-and-file girls who may have earned themselves (or their family members) a boy.

>> No.25382812

>>25382326
I'd let her eat me anyday

>> No.25382849

>>25382763
>in the end you don't even get a fox but some kiki subsidiary

>> No.25382930

>>25382849
Even in servitude, mana markers pay dividends.

>> No.25382972
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>> No.25383038

Deathclaw Monster Girls

>> No.25383165
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Red or blue snek?

>> No.25383279

>>25381730
To make a bunch of shortstack nukis your pregnant concubines.
The life we all dream off.

>> No.25383320

>>25367874
don't the cores act as a catalyst? if so, you could ask a slime girl to lend you her core to craft some thing in return for some coins or a few drops of cum.

>> No.25383425

>>25383038
Ghost People Monster Girls.

>> No.25383445
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>>25383165
Combine red and blue and you get...

>> No.25383479

>>25383165
White snek please
Pelinal Whitesnek?

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>>25383038

>> No.25383509

>>25383425
Fuck no what would that even look like also I just started a level 1 dead money run and those fuckers are hell

>> No.25383523

>>25383320
Better yet, what about just brewing potions IN the Slime? Talk about controlled conditions.

>> No.25383532

>>25382849
Call her a chef because she cooks those books

>> No.25383595

>>25383425
That's gonna be a big nope for me

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>>25383492
>cryogenically frozen for two hundred years
>wake up to nuclear wasteland
>monster girls everywhere and they're horny

>go to your old home
>swat a few beezles away
>avoid the large mice prowling the gas station on your way to town
>kobold insists on following you
whatever.jpg
>go to town
>human girls bickering some innocent mgs held up in an old museum
not my problem lol
>moving on
>head to next town
>dozens of ghouls swarm on you
>accept my fate
>kobold patiently waiting her turn with you

>> No.25383731

>>25383038
Deathclaw Monster Girls in modded power armour, the bruiser brawn to your sneaky sniper ways. Tits that make super mutant girls jealous. Can barely cram her in old world jeans and a ripped shirt. Carries red glare mounted to her shoulder plate!

>> No.25383839
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>> No.25383890

>>25383710
>kobold patiently waiting her turn with you
Good and cute girl!

>> No.25383928

>>25383710
Could be worse.
Coulda been the guy who wandered too far past a certain water tower and straight into giant Girtabilu territory.

>> No.25383965

>>25383509
Slime MG in a hazmat suit?

>> No.25383992

>>25383595
WEAK.

>> No.25384027

I say it every time it's brought up but we need more fallout mg stories.

>> No.25384162

>>25383710
i would play. Although what about those power armor girls?what are they like in the wasteland?

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>>25384162
Very lewd

>> No.25384212

>>25381281
>hire both little novice maids to not separate the pair of friends
>their reaction when you show them the selection of outfits that you've prepared for them that barely qualify as maid uniforms (or in some cases even as outfits) only in the loosest definition

>> No.25384308

>>25384183
Still nice to see Echidna slowly getting more stuff even if it doesn't last.

>> No.25384313

>>25384211
>>25384162
>AI gf inside your power armour

>> No.25384361

>>25384212
>Wow, I never had panties this lacey before.
>Onii-mastah, why is this skirt so small?
>Is the cloth of the shirt supposed to be missing from here?

>> No.25384454

How do I protect a dragon

>> No.25384474
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>>25384308
Yeah, it's great.

>> No.25384491

>>25384183
Given how eternally pregnant she should be I expect them to not be big on alcohol

>> No.25384529

>>25384491
I somehow doubt alcohol harms fetal monster girls. Just keep the wife emotionally pampered and full of essence and the baby will be fine.

>> No.25384614

>>25384529
It's not the fetal alcohol im worried about it's her pumping out wine goat after wine goat

>> No.25384669

>>25384614
>her food impacts what egg she lays

>> No.25384703

>>25384614
You will get a bunch of onis and ogres in the mix

>> No.25384809

>>25384183
Could never get behind snake hair, but the pale blue skin/green hair is a delicious combo. You can just tell she's a tasty girl. Tasty mouth. Tasty pussy. And tasty shitter.

>> No.25384831

>>25384614
Give her some vodka to up the chances of a kiki

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>>25384809
>Tasty mouth. Tasty pussy. And tasty shitter.

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>>25384614
Wine goat daughters are cute, don't complain.

>> No.25384938

>>25384924
this template makes all of them look like they have severe brain damage

>> No.25384998

>>25384831
>>25384703
>>25384614
>Alcoholic Echidna's dungeon is just one big brewery

>> No.25385016
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Do brown holsts make chocolate milk?

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>>25384859
I've always thought of it like this:

Actual snakes have a cloaca where they piss, shit, and breed from at the end of the tail. Now it only makes sense that lamias have a cloaca down there as well because their digestive tract, much like a snake, extends down to the tail. So lamias piss and shit from their cloaca at the end of the tail. However, they still have a human vagina in the normal position, and that of course is how they breed, not from the cloaca like in snakes. This means they have a very clean pussy free from any urine.

But I'm also a fucking disgusting pervert and have no issues with making out with her cloaca and fucking it as well.

>> No.25385068

>>25385021
Where do the eggs come out of

>> No.25385076

>>25385016
White holsts make regular holst milk.
White holsts that have pure white hair or light gray splotches make vanilla flavored holst milk.
Tanned holsts make chocolate milk.
Red haired holsts make strawberry milk

>> No.25385095

>>25385068
yes

>> No.25385099

>>25385068
The human-like vagina of course. I'm sure they even start getting a pregnant looking belly when the fertilized egg grows in size

>> No.25385101

>>25384614
wine goats good

>> No.25385127

>>25385016
I wonder how fancy holst ear rings can get

>> No.25385157

>>25384614
Why does everyone forget the hybrids they make, you’re gonna get different colored oni/satyrs like a Sentai team

>> No.25385171

>>25385095
I understand

>> No.25385173

>>25384529
>I somehow doubt alcohol harms fetal monster girls
>>25384924
It's highly recommended that satryoses continue drinking when pregnant as it's encourages and promotes healthy growth and development of the satyros fetus. And in the third trimester, it's recommended that the mother switch to strong, hard liquors such that her milk gains a healthy alcohol content level for the baby to suckle on once it's born.... and for the husband to suckle on as well!

>> No.25385223

>>25385173
I know we give daughteru dickers a lot of shit but I think having a perpetually drunk daughteru would be far worse.

>> No.25385243

they banned dildos and sex toys in demon realm schools all over. check if your daughter is hiding any in her backpack before she runs off to school, that's probably the only place they hide sex toys in.

>> No.25385244

>>25385223
Nothing wrong with a little bit of alcohol-induced domestic violence and drama you know

>> No.25385253

>>25385021
>Now it only makes sense that lamias have a cloaca down there as well because their digestive tract, much like a snake, extends down to the tail.
Source:my ass

>> No.25385271

>>25385253
>Source:my ass
Yes. That's quite literally what I said in the first sentence of the post

>> No.25385273

>>25385076
Do blonde Holsts give banana milk?
>>25385157
>satyrs like a Sentai team
>Red Wine Ranger
>Rosé Ranger
>Curaçao Ranger
>Black Rum Ranger
>Whisky Ranger
>Absinthe Ranger

>> No.25385280

Time to do push-ups!
https://imgur.com/a/CahQWwT

>> No.25385285

>>25385243
I guess some >>25368729 are more subtle about it than others.

>> No.25385287

>Had a monster girl dream
>It was just me getting killed by a wight and raised as her undead incubus husband due to her being lonely.
Guess having a CC wight wife is fine too.

>> No.25385312
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>>25385223
There are three kinds of drunks: sleepy, angry, and happy. Marry a sleepy drunk satyros, your daughterus will take after their mother. So when they get too rowdy or you and the waifu want some alone time, just mix in the strong stuff into their bottles.

>> No.25385334

>>25385273
>Do blonde Holsts give banana milk?
No, but gyaru holsts do

>> No.25385351

>>25368729
>>25385243
>>25385285
I suppose it's too much to ask her parents to teach her that toys don't belong at school.

>> No.25385401

>>25385271
No

>> No.25385422

satyros are cute but im a teetotaler I hope I could still be friends with one

>> No.25385438

>>25385422
>satyros are cute
They always have this weird face expression that makes me uncomfortable

>> No.25385449

>>25385271
>Despite having the upper half of a human and a liquid diet, the digestive tract wouldn't be limited to the human abdomen and would instead extend down to enable my scalie fetish
My man this is not the thread for you.

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>>25385401
You're free to disagree with my headcanon. I encourage you to make your own as well.

I just like the idea of clean snek pussy, but also giving them an anatomy that makes sense

>> No.25385503

>>25385449
>scalie fetish
Next you gonna say you don't like lolis or futa, yikes

>> No.25385506

>>25384361
>Master, what kind of an uniform does this set of frills go on? I don't see the rest of the dress anywhere.
>Are these panties? H-how do I wear these, there's no back part..

>> No.25385527

There's a new character sorter with pictures + filters by race and year of release
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-charasort/

>> No.25385549 [SPOILER] 
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:)

>> No.25385565

>>25385422
>teetotaler
How could you even be friends with one if you don't drink you'd never even cross paths to meet one let alone befriend one also why would one even consider being your friend

>> No.25385567
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big bitch

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>>25385449
>Fucking monster girls' monster bits makes you a scalie
Is that really the hill you're gonna die on?

>> No.25385588

>>25385503
>Literal shitposter
>>25385568
Yup.

>> No.25385590

>>25385567
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER

>> No.25385602

>>25385568
Yes. If you are attracted to monster parts and not human parts you're a literal furry/scalie degenerate and you should leave these threads and never return.

>> No.25385623

>>25385588
So do you like lolis and futa or not?

>> No.25385630
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>> No.25385635

>>25382763
A normal fox is fine too. Though in either case I'd prefer to end up the boytoy/husband of a group of foxes.

>> No.25385667

>>25385506
Innocent kikis are going to get some very uninnocent uniforms.

>> No.25385672

>>25385588
Don't reply to the faggot. He's just one newest anti-loli tantrum poster. Just report him.

>> No.25385718 [DELETED] 

>>25385672
Yeah, he's heckin unwholesome, shame mods don't clean our subreddit from these crossboarders

>> No.25385729
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>>25385602
I like the marriage between human and monster. It's what monster girls are all about. So, I'm gonna express my love for deer pussy here whether you like it or not.

>> No.25385768 [DELETED] 

>>25385729
Monster part is for ignoring, not fetishising.
I'm just going to report you because you're clearly shitposting and we don't like that kind of stuff here.

>> No.25385803

>>25385667
*Innocent kiki and anubis

>> No.25385825

>>25384313
>We’re all lit up. Is it Christmas?

>>25385672
He’s more amusing though, mostly on account of how incredibly transparent he is.

>> No.25385827

>>25385768
>>25385602
The fuck are you even here for if you don't like monster girls?

>> No.25385841

>>25385803
True, both are going to experience some very lewd uniforms that are going to be very fit for their soon to be extremely lewd figures.

>> No.25385874

>>25385827
>if you aren't obsessed with monster part you don't like monster girls
Thought process of typical scalie everybody

>> No.25385894

Bruh like I just wanna cum in tailpussy scoob. Regular pussy too but that comes later you know my canine compadre?

>> No.25385897

>>25383445
Perfection

>> No.25385964
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>>25385894
Take initiative. Ravage her pussy first for mindbreak and confusion. Then use the tailpussy as an onahole when she's in a daze

>> No.25385965

>>25385874
It's not about obsessing over the monster half. It's about appreciating them for what they are in their entirety

>> No.25385968

>>25385729
Did anyone write a whitehorn bondage story like that /k/ommando deer story?

>> No.25385986

>>25385968
Dunno. I don't read stories beyond short greentexts

>> No.25385989

>>25385965
>It's not obsessing, it's obsessing
Ok sure very sound logic
You can stop embarrasing yourself any time. It's not even funny at this point.

>> No.25386007

I want to cum on a hellhound's foot paws

>> No.25386013

How wet is an undine?

>> No.25386025

>>25385964
Scoob you're sounding kind of weird there bro. I don't want a totally furious Manticore coming after me anyway man. That's like totally not fun.

>> No.25386046

>>25385968
>like that /k/ommando deer story
Too cringe to work with, to be honest

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>>25386025
>Furious
More like she's gonna be very aroused when she comes to. You'll feel nothing but pleasure and bliss. Just let it happen

>> No.25386075

Why do horns make any monster instantly better just stick hones on an elf and boom 10/10 girl

>> No.25386078

>>25385825
>No AI gf to lovingly inject stimpaks and monitor the battle field for you, or help you VATS

>> No.25386115

>>25386075
Because they look like dicks and you are a closet homo

>> No.25386169

>>25386077
That's not really cool anyway man. Rape is pretty bad stuff you know? Plus Manticores are like flying lionesses with prehensile tails that can shoot darts at you. I don't want to take the chance y'know? Scoob buddy you've been sounding pretty weird ever since you ate those pills a few days ago you ok bro?

>> No.25386173

>>25386046
>hunter ties whitehorn to tree and attacks her
I see nothing wrong with the premise

>> No.25386257

>>25385527
>Kamaitachi split up
Why?

>> No.25386292

>>25386173
There's nothing wrong with the premise per se, but the greentext and reactions to it just stink of reddit, le ironic memes and "Top 10 epic 4chan stories" videos, which kills any desire to try and make something of it.

>> No.25386393
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>>25386075
It's nice when the girl is horny

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>>25385449
Liquid diet? I mean sure lamias will drink down semen like champs but their main diet is made up of flesh and bone.

>> No.25386560

>>25385565
Designated driver?

>> No.25386582

>>25386522
>he doesn't know
Just shut up already and go back to /d/ or whatever.

>> No.25386625

>>25386582
I'm not whoever you were arguing with, was just curious why you're talking like the MGE lamias have liquid diets.

>> No.25386648

>>25386625
>I'm not whoever you were arguing
It's kinda obvious that you are, bud. Stop it, get some help.

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>>25386625
You know why.

>> No.25386703

>>25386648
Times like this make me wish we weren't anonymous.

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>>25385527
Yup, still an indecisive powerslut. Pixie scored higher than I would've expected.

>> No.25386939

What monster would be the most likely to leave a kiss mark on you?

>> No.25386944

>>25386625
Because it helps him make an argument when he hasn't got one

>> No.25386948

>>25386560
imagine being the DD for a bunch of cake office ladies after they get off from work

>> No.25387007

Ok anons, oral or anal with your waifu?

>> No.25387044

>>25387007
Oral, I don't see the appeal of anal.

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>>25387007
Both at the same time.

>> No.25387075

>>25387007
Oral with my waifu, anal with my daughteru.

>> No.25387113

>>25387007
Oral first. Then vaginal. Then anal. Then oral again for cleanup.

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>>25385527
Sometimes I forget how fucking long it takes to finish this.

>> No.25387157

>>25387007
>>25387044
This. There's a better hole that's literally designed to take penis. I mean I'd do it if she really really liked it, and I'd do it just to claim it. Not really my preference though.

>> No.25387164

>>25387113
>Then anal. Then oral again for cleanup.
Gross.

>> No.25387173

>>25385527
I really appreciate the person who did this, I was always too lazy and incompetent to figure to get images working on the old one.

>> No.25387177

>>25387007
Oral, I've never been interested in anal.

>> No.25387185

>>25385527
I don't need to do that. I already know my top ten:
>1 - Sandworm
>2 - Jabberwock
>3 - Holstaur (harem)
>4 - P'orcer (harem)
>5 - Demon
>6 - Apophis
>7 - Cheshire Cat
>8 - Black Harpy
>9 - Kikimora
>10 - Jubjub

>> No.25387202

>>25387164
Monster girls don't poop, so it's okay

>> No.25387246

>>25364643
DAME DA NE... DAME YO, DAME NA NO YO

>> No.25387310

>>25387246
Haha wow dude that would have been real funny a month ago

>> No.25387335
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25387335

>>25364643
Don't... tell me what I wanna hear
Afraid of never knowing fear
Experience anything you need
I'll keep fighting jealousy
Until it's fucking gone I've got this friend, you see who makes me feel and I
Wanted more than I could steal
I'll arrest myself, I'll wear a shield
I'll go out of my way to prove I still
Smell her on you

>> No.25387357

>>25387007
Though I wouldn't mind anal if she asked, I'd prefer _giving_ oral.

On a separate note, how would a sandworm harem work?

>> No.25387363

>>25387335
Best snek

>> No.25387372

>>25385567
She's huge, cute too.

>> No.25387404

>>25387007
My wife is a loli Night Gaunt. All 3 holes at the same time and her entire body is my constant fuck toy.

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>> No.25387411

>>25387357
>On a separate note, how would a sandworm harem work?
It doesn't. Literally harem proof monsters like unicorns.

>> No.25387464

>>25385527
1. Night Gaunt
2. Atlach-Nacha
3. Alice
4. Skeleton
5. Dark Angel
6. Shirohebi
7. Ghoul
8. Sand Worm
9. Dragon Zombie
10. Glacies

>> No.25387575

>>25387357
Sandworm docking seems too lewd. Maybe they can spit you around like chewed bubblegum.

>> No.25387632

>>25387575
Now that's advanced snowballing

>> No.25387635

>>25387406
What a sly cat.

>> No.25387742

>>25385527
all this did was show Im a slut for undead

>> No.25387751

>>25387411
Says you.

>> No.25387804

>>25365229
This picture gives me an erection.

>> No.25387841

>>25387007
Both. Seriously, I've written oral from my waifu, and can't properly express how great her ass is.

>> No.25388012

>>25385527
1. Baphomet
2. Familiar
3. Sahuagin
4. Sphinx (I would have put the other cats first)
5. Black Harpy
6. Nekomata
7. Dark Elf
8. Shirohebi
9. Inari
10. Werecat

Yeah I’m a Sabbath fag

>> No.25388019

>>25387007
Whatever she feels like. For me it's peeping only anyway.

>> No.25388043

>>25387007
Oral, infinite breath spells are a gift from the demon lord. She knows how to play it up and make me unload buckets inside of her.

>> No.25388158

I want more fairy species, living onaholes are my fetish, and I love seeing fairy sex art
I want to see Yousei and Spriggan girls in the future.

>> No.25388209

>>25387157
> There's a better hole that's literally designed to take penis
That just makes it better when she submits her body to you, and you make her ass take penis as well the hole that's designed to.

>> No.25388211

>>25385016
Only Ushi have chocolate milk. Came with the demon lord balancing patch, can't eat your vanilla cake AND an additional chocolate one to boot.

>> No.25388223

How can I know a monster isnt spying on me through my webcam?

>> No.25388257

>>25388223
Because there's tape over it

>> No.25388279

>>25388223
Because no monster would want to look at some weirdo through his webcam. So you have nothing to worry about, just keep doing what you are doing and don't tape over the camera and maybe say "I love you" to it sometimes.

>> No.25388344

>>25388223
I blame the glow in the dark Ratas

>> No.25388383

>>25388344
I want a glow rata she would help me read late at night

>> No.25388399

>>25388279
If I say "I love you" enough to my computer think she will monsterize

>> No.25388519

1. Yeti
2. White Horn
3. Tsurara-onna
4. Ice Queen
5. Selkie
6. Glacies
7. Yuki-onna
8. Weresheep
9. Jinko
10. Anubis

I just love winter girls

>> No.25388549

>>25388519
Ah yes, Anubis, the most wintery girl of them all.

>> No.25388656

Do monsters expect you to be lewded the moment you enter the big ol demon realm?

>> No.25388670

>>25388257
>Succubus hacks into anons web cam
>There's tape over it
>"Foiled again!"
>She just resolves to touching herself while looking at his selfies

>> No.25388689

>>25388549
Winternubis and Siberian Jinko are extra cuddly on cold days but they don't like to admit it!

>> No.25388702

>>25388549
>It get slightly chilly
>You maybe have to wear a sweater if you're planing on going out. Maybe.
>Anubis GF is under 3 blankets while shivering
>She asks you to cuddle her to be able to keep warm.
Are you man enough to cuddle a cold anubis?

>> No.25388728

>>25388656
Not necessarily. Many appreciate a slow burn approach.

>> No.25388746

>>25385527
1. Night Gaunt
2. Lilim
3. Apophis
4. Dark Matter
5. Parasite Slime
6. Demon
7. Dark Slime
8. Pharaoh
9. Dark Priest
10. Dragon

I'm all over the place.

>> No.25388800

>>25388656
No, because I'm only going to fuck my one true waifu. Even then, we wouldn't go straight to boning down at first sight, we'd give it at least a few hours or so if not longer.

>> No.25388812

>>25388670
clearly she needs to hack the mic and hear him

>> No.25388839

every monster is improved if you add the word undead or zombie to her

>> No.25388842

>>25388812
Why would she need to hear him fuck his bicorn wife?

>> No.25388866

>>25388839
>zombie zombie dragon
not sure that's gonna work man

>> No.25388912

We talk about fat bottomed anubi lolis but what about oppai loli Anupups?

>> No.25388944

>>25388912
I just wanna hear where the petite loli wights are at

>> No.25388958

>>25388866
>Undead zombie dragon
There, fixed it for you.
Now she's a super undead.

>> No.25388971

>>25388958
>Now she's a super undead.
is that like super saiyan for zombies?

>> No.25388980

>>25388958
>Now she's a super undead.
I'm really tired and somehow read that as "Now she's super retarded"

>> No.25389006

>>25388980
Let's be fair, she probably is. Normal undeath isn't goo for your brain, undead squared is probably even worse.

>> No.25389020

>>25389006
or she becomes so dumb she is super smart

>> No.25389051

>>25388912
Because the only guy who talks about loli Anubi likes butts and I don't think any of the confirmed Anubisfags are daughteru dickers.

>> No.25389070

>>25389006
>Normal undeath isn't goo for your brain
He brain is probably nothing but goo now.

>> No.25389118

>>25389006
yeah but imagine how strong a zombie-zombie would be when she wight^2

>> No.25389157

>>25389118
But just how much cum would that take?

>> No.25389169

>>25389118
>>25389157
Cum makes her even dumber.

>> No.25389183

>>25389157
it would take more than cum you'd have to be extra lovey dovey and do couple things like fancy dates

>> No.25389205

>>25389183
This is also important for building good habits for her when she becomes a wight! Take her out to see a phantom's show, visit Zipangu and other faraway places! Cultured wights are interesting wights!

>> No.25389232

With summer slowly coming to an end I wonder if wintertown is excited for the next winter season

>> No.25389242

>>25389183
>fancy date with zombie
>all she wants to do is hug you the whole time

>> No.25389267

>>25389242
>rich, single monsters there internally seethe at this

>> No.25389310

>>25389267
The REALLY old ones are likely just to encourage her!

>> No.25389347

Which of the different sabaths would you join?
For me it's Grelia or Runya.
Researching or reading books with a sleepy goat and then having nice slow sex later in the evening sounds like heaven to me.

>> No.25389373

>>25389267
Clearly he should apologize to them for his wife causing a ruckus

>> No.25389393

>>25389347
The only described Sabbath and Baphomet I really like is Ropurotto. But the only Sabbath me and my loli Night Gaunt wife would join would be a chaos Sabbath specializing in transformation magic.

>> No.25389408

>>25389373
If he does that then they will feel bad for being so mad at the cute couple and offer to help teach the wife some manners

>> No.25389447

>>25389408
>hugging your husband
>bad manners

>> No.25389639

what would make the world guides more interesting to read in the coming future?

>> No.25389745

>>25389639
More of them,
I want to learn about the hidden mindflayer cities buried beneath dark elf settlements.
About how all the cupids and houris go about their worship of Eros and how they find a partner.
What a demon realm forest is like through the eyes of a hungry hungry green worm

>> No.25389777

>>25389347
The titty one.
>>25389639
More tits and cowgirls.

>> No.25389780

>>25389639
Entirely biased here, but I want a world guide going through an undead realm, or even just a bustling city.

>> No.25389812

>>25389639
I want to know about the abyss, the demons of chaos, and more stuff about the chaos monsters.

>> No.25389832

>>25389639
I really love them as they are

>> No.25389940

lotion slime
oil slime
ink slime
gas fuel slime
vaginal fluid slime
holstaur breast milk queso slime

>> No.25389958

>>25389940
I think miss lich needs to lay of the slime.

>> No.25389984

>>25389940
Why are slimes so fantastic they can do so much

>> No.25390011

>>25389940
>ink slime
She’s a toon girl isn’t she?

>> No.25390062

>>25385527
I still prefer the tier list version to these sorters, though unfortunately as far as I can tell the tier list one hasn't been updated to include wonder worm yet.

>> No.25390085

>>25390011
oh no

>> No.25390114

>>25390011
It makes me think of Bendy. I'd like to do slapstick with that toon

>> No.25390127

>>25389940
What about a slime-slime that can mimic any kind of slime

>> No.25390136

>>25385527
Got my top 15.
>1. Owl Mage
>2. Chimera
>3. Tentacle
>4. Dorome
>5. Papillon
>6. Troll
>7. Jubjub
>8. Night Gaunt
>9. Phantom
>10. Tritonia
>11. Lava Golem
>12. Mothman
>13. Lich
>14. Titania
>15. Dragon Zombie

Notable ones are Mindflayer at 17 and Shoggoth at 21, I would've thought they would be higher up.

>> No.25390194

>>25390127
she would be the lilem of slimes

>> No.25390431

Orange slimes are best.
They like tickling others and they smell like your favorite scent. Also just touching them gives you euphoria.

>> No.25390432

Eat the slime mastah

>> No.25390438

>>25390432
Why can't I have normal food?

>> No.25390441

>LSD SLIME

>> No.25390462

MAAASTAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>> No.25390519

>>25389232
Winterstown has 4 seasons - almost winter, winter, still winter, and summer holiday when the Ice Queen leaves for her annual Meeting Of The Ice Queens and the weather warms up

>> No.25390574

>>25389347
Bapho-sama or Shirokuto would be my best bet as I am interested in magic first and DFC second, but I would be happy learning under Greilia or Kuroferuru if the others decline.

>> No.25390594

>>25390462
>Happy Kiki to see her master come back from work after a long day.

>> No.25390723

>Your Manticore onee-san will never organized a gangbang for your 18th birthday
>You'll never have a night of wild, venom addled sex with her and her friends that ends with you knocking her up

>> No.25390733

>>25390438
>drive around in shogcar (driven by her automatically to make sure master is safe)
>pass by McDonald's
>"can we get some food honey"
>"no, we have food at home"
>food at home: https://img2.gelbooru.com/images/94/24/94248b88b175d1d883e54df52eecaf86.png

>> No.25390780

>>25390733
Fuck off with your shitty youtube jokes

>> No.25390934

>>25390519
As someone weak to cold weather, I doubt I could ever live there. But, I wouldn't mind vacationing there as an excuse to cuddle up with the wife in a log cabin in front of the fire place.

>> No.25391002

>>25390723
Nice but what happens after?

>> No.25391039

>>25391002
falcon punch

>> No.25391225

>>25391002
You knock her friends up.

>> No.25391229

Is there any device that lets me be invulnerable to mamono magic and charm so that I can focus on my serious goals of advancing the royal demon realm?

>> No.25391306

>>25391229
Even if there was, you'd probably go through all sorts of trials and stress to get it, only to find out that the most serious goal of the royal demon realm is for you to get married and have lots of cute daughterus.

>> No.25391354

>>25391229
You can accomplish plenty without being immune.

>> No.25391370

>>25391229
You just gotta grind your stats.

>> No.25391563

salamanders got anon on the ropes
https://twitter.com/0807fukurou_ya/status/1293231276900540417?s=20

>> No.25391739

mandragora is gross and her foot fetish gimmick is rightly gross for gross people

>> No.25391757

>>25391739
It's really a total failure in all ways. Foot niggas want to fuck feet, not roots. It doesn't appeal to anyone at all.

>> No.25391759

>>25391739
Nobody asked?

>> No.25391797

>>25390934
I wouldn't mind going to the igloo hotel and resort run by White Horns, they'll make sure your stay is warm and safe even if they have to spend the night with you to keep you warm

>> No.25391837

>>25391739
Footfags aren't real.

>> No.25391846

>>25391739
Are carrots and other root vegetables gross? You realize if you like them then you technically like eating roots.

>> No.25391928

>>25391846
I don't fellate carrots and onions

>> No.25391967

>>25391928
Point being you're still fine with putting them in your mouth. Ergo they can't be that disgusting. I Mandragora as a food fetish monster disguised as a foot fetish monster. What you suck on doesn't even look like a foot after all.

>> No.25392001

>>25391967
>What you suck on doesn't even look like a foot after all.
Yeah that's why I don't like em

>> No.25392025

>>25391967
I am not gay

>> No.25392029

So judging by concept art released over the years these are monsters KC at least has considered to be available early in the MGE RPG. Which ones do you most hope will be available in the demo he hopes to release before Summer ends? I suppose we can exclude werecat as she's already confirmed as being mostly finished.

Werecat
Holstaur
Wererabbit
Imp
Honey Bee
Slime
Red Slime
Medusa
Elf
Succubus

Normally I'd go for whichever monster has the most confusing anatomy/clothes, in the hope that the CGs would reveal more about how they work. But all these are fairly basic monsters without much in the way of mystery regarding their bodies, which lends me the opportunity to use other criteria.

Myself, I suppose if I had to pick one then it'd be medusa, if only for wanting to see how she uses her powers during sex. I would hope KC would feature the bustier medusa that he's shown a few times.

>> No.25392045

>>25392025
t. alp

>> No.25392113

>>25392025
>Please Stop Calling Me Gay, I Touched an Alp Tail in High School Once And It Was Just A Little Mistake, So Please Stop Calling me Gay!

>> No.25392177

>>25392029
It'd be nice to see that tailtip utilized.

>> No.25392216

LITTLE P'ORC, LITTLE P'ORC, LET ME IN!

>> No.25392447

>>25392113
Heard the beat while reading it kek

>> No.25392505

>>25392113
I LOVE TO HAVE SEX
WITH WOMEN WITH BIG BREASTS

>> No.25392527

>>25392447
What?

>> No.25392579

>>25392447
>>25392527
https://youtu.be/4m-_kutqgDk

>> No.25392590

novice necromancer anon with a simple skeleton by his side

>> No.25392625

Thinking about my waifu sometimes leads to complicated feelings. But only recently have I thought about her being baby crazy. Not really sure how to feel about that one.

>> No.25392634

>tfw you will never be raped by kakuen Juri Han
feelsbadman

>> No.25392749

>>25392113
Fucking Alps is not gay though

>> No.25392750

>>25390519
>almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction

Fixed.

>> No.25392836

>>25392029
What does matter we are all going to die anyway

>> No.25392896

>>25392750
This year's road construction season is making me wish for almost winter to get here already.

>> No.25392898

We're almost dead and soon the dullahan will come for our souls

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