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hololive
I love Haachama!
I have been lonely ever since Mikochi left!
It's kinda funny that thee 5th gen girls are waking up first. Their sleep schedule are not that fucked up... yet
Your yubisHand them over
そろそろポルカ…
I love Towa.
Coco's cocock...
Submit to Mel !
The botan dox is not real right
Towa is a whore
Your favorite Holo is going to have an absolutely wonderful day today, and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it!
>>25342867IM A BIG RETARD
Join the Polkavolution
>>25342875Same.
Was the cycle broken...?
>>25342870does this mean we get more streams in dead hours?
ENTER
>>25342849They ended up playing for 40 minutes after that, the last Yahtzee game was glorious
I love my alcoholic and depressed wife Moona!
I love my dorky cute autistic clumsy daughter wife who tries her best!
Here's your morning Lamy, anon
*tingtingting*SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
I love Aqua!
yoshyoshyosh
oh gay
>>25342867I miss Hachama's old live 2d...
>>25342881Of course not, literally no doxx has ever been real it's all for narratives.
>>25342894FAT
What color are each Gen 5's panties?Which doesn't wear any?
>>25342890Whoa
Yeah I think we should cut the amount of ritualposts here
>>25342890No.
>>25342889
>>25342875Everyone does.
>>25342875I hope she dies
>>25342894I hate how I keep mistaking her for Hijirin anytime I see her fanarts.
How do I become a chad like Flare to score babes like Noel?
>>25342909Haha look at her go!
>1 brown girl in more than 50 girlsYeah this is racism
>>25342881We have to hear the voices
>>25342921be born brown
>>25342894she cheats in ARK, she'll cheat on you too
GEN 5 SHITTERS DISSIPATE
>>25342910Botan's so hairy she doesn't need any.
>>25342897>Nene has a fang>Lamy has fangs>Aloe has fangsbased gen
>>25342915And how do you propose to do that, anon?
>>25342897MOMMY!! CUMMIES!!
>Your favorite Holo>Why is it Towa?
>>25342889I want to experience this kind of femdom.
Why Hololive hires actual camwhores like Rika (Mel) and Canan (Noel)? Why do they even bother with the "Idol" stuff?
>>25342894Spending a drunken Saturday night treating Moona like the slampig she is!
>>25342909>aki gained 13k subs within 24 hoursHas that ever happened to a Holo before? Not even 3D debuts generate that many new subs.
ogey
>>25342909So... this is the power of an English translation clip.
>>25342921Step 1: Focus on being her friend that cares for her firstStep 2: ????Step 3: Profit (?)
PekorMikor yey!
I love Suisei
>>25342943Hook me up with that folder my man
>>25342919This
>>25342936But all of them has too big tits WHERES MY LOLIS YAGOO
>>25342941MikoTowa is a fucking slut
>>25342931She's not cheating Anon. Stop slandering my wife like that
Ahoy!
>>25342927Cute cat~
>>25342941PekoraTowa's up there
>>25342941Twapi...
>>25342943Anon please don't upload those to mega and then share the link here and by don't I mean do
>>25342921Be autistic
>>25342870I still can't stay up to watch the debuts
>>25342933>haachama going to war against an entire genNext arc is shaping up to be pretty good.
>>25342943Youtube was fine with ASMR once, it was an easy and reliable source for memberships and SC
>>25342950anon...
Would you like HoloEN if they were just like the Tsunderia Vtubers?how would they compare?
>>25342947rrat
>>25342941Watame I've never watched a single Towa video
>>25342941WatameShe is a lying whore
>artist who did hololive lewds nuked all his accountsWHY THE FUCK DO JAPS DO THIS ALL THE TIME
>>25342880I see Honk I post Honk
>>25342973who
>>25342921Be black
>>25342943>Why [company] hires actual [money makers]??????The world may never know
The next one to graduate will be somebody nobody was expecting. Everybody get ready to say goodbye to Pekora.
Has the anon who made the gosling clip shared it to fbk?
You see this little alien? She’s a Vtuber who does mounted archery in her free time, teaches a duck how to draw and teaches EOP Japanese to be able converse with their oshis for shit and giggles. She can fluently speak Indonesian, English and Japanese and knows German and Korean too, but that’s still not enough as she’s currently learning sign language and how to play the violin to become an even better Vtuber. What about you anon? Go do your reps so you can converse with your favorite chuubas before they suddenly disappear from the face of this earth. Go learn how to draw so your favorite chuuba can see and retweet it before you no longer has the chance to do so. Work out for a healthier life so you don’t get stuck in bed unable to do anything when all hell finally let loose all of the sudden. Go learn how to code to make a game to save your favorite chuuba from the permission hell. Do something, be better and make more meaningful memories with your favorite chuuba before everything become lost in time, like tears in the rain!
>>25342893The game of Devil's Dice was peak KanaTowa.
>>25342978Fumihiko?
>>25342893You should check out the Shien/Rikka stream from yesterday, too, their Yahtzee segment was hilarious.
So tomorrow's the day, huh...
Is that thing Konami just announced about not allowing their games to be streamed for profit related to the Hololive fiasco from last week?
>>25342956Shion is as close as it's going to get
>>25342978which one?
>>25342986>Sora Daisenpai...
do your jump reps
>>25342978Who?
>>25342875Hope Towa is doing okay staying up so late to talk with us.
>>25342969>Youtube was fine with ASMR onceThere's still loads of kino stuff on YouTube Anon, you must not look hard enough.
>>25342978it happens so often...usually they appear again in a few days under a new name and if not they can sometimes be found on sadpanda or even sankakucomplex
>>25342986>Pekora graduatingGod, I wish. Hope she dies.
>>25342973Char is pretty cute, so yeah.
>>25342993One of the greatest chokes on history.
>>25342990What's the point in posting this? No one is reading it.
>>25342986PLEASE BE TRUE Pekofags are obnoxious as fuck.
where's my ringo
Redpill me on aki,she seems cute.
>>25342941ShionI've never even heard Towa's voice
>>25342909Reddit EOPs...I kneel
>>25342997Maybe, if it is it's pretty funny nijisanji managed to turn the chuuba scene in a permission cartel
God I wish that was me
>>25342875And Towa loves the Kenzokus! Just no wife
>>25342995Why do homos shill harder than any other fanbase?
>>25343023>I've never even heard Towa's voiceLucky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Q3FO1rKCw Roberu
>>25342909These fags better not shit up her chat
>>25343022
>>25342995You can bet I did, that shit was amazing
>>25343028Daughter!
https://streamable.com/2f1l59https://streamable.com/8aqulihttps://streamable.com/tvcgep
>>25343022https://streamable.com/8b3xzv
>>25343017I'm deluded enough to think that someday, someone might actually read it and take it seriously.
>>25342978The better question is why the fuck do they use twitter for lewd art? It's complete fucking aids, I just want to view all my holos lewd art not shift through some faggot japs food pictures and other unrelated shit
>>25342870Polka, at least, said that she wants to try and do a lot of morning streams/guerilla streams.
>>25342909I KNEEL REDDITCHADS!
>>25343033Not to worry Anon, most of them will just be empty subs and she'll become even more sad when she learns this fact
>>25343033too late
>>25342997MGS is never coming back I guessI feel bad for patra too
Who else nutted to Mel voicing toad?
>redditors will infest Aki's chat nowRIP Akifags
Puzzle time for my fellow Cometbros: https://twitter.com/tabakko/status/1292737384358899712
>>25343044That's what boorus are for dumbanon
>>25342943promiscuous women are hot and it's not like it matters when there's no chance you'll even meet them anyway, puritan
babu https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1292979903722336257?s=20
Akirose should move to the Holohouse, I feel like it would solve a lot of problems. >Easier collabs since she doesn't have much time. >Being around others would hopefully improve her self esteem.>Hopefully would develop more relationships, simply by nature of being in close proximity to them.
>openly racist, homophobic and transphobicis there a more based vtuber?sorry i've been busy the whole day i know you missed me
>>25342994Nah not him.>>25342999>>25343007Suushiki. He had a weird style but I liked his stuff.
>>25343039Get some new Flare clips bitch
>>25342909r-redditchads?
>>25343054Nah. At the end of the month they will be gone.
>>25342889So Achan also has a cock...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4wtvmo-OXcGoslingbros...
Akicoins inclining!
>casually reading my Facebook feed>see this shitWhy can't you doxxfags leave me alone
>>25343061dont forget keeping up the ancient tradition of whale hunting.
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1292809739277987843She cute.
>>25343055Go back to yesterday thread
>>25343039God she's so cool
>>25343033you're too late to save her anon
>>25342970Did I miss a step?
>>25343022the most powerful ARK player, not even coco can stand up to her she's also the strongest hololive goddamn those ringfit streams
>>25343056The problem is though that the boorus dont always rip everything probably owing to the fact that twitter doesn't really use tags to the degree that pixiv does. (There are hashtags but nobody seriously uses those)
>>25343003god, Aruran and Roberu's streams have such good BGM. always puts me in a great, relaxed mood.
>>25343059She's married, retard.>>25343067Yeah just like whiteknights in Towa's chat.
https://streamable.com/xcvki1https://streamable.com/1uln86https://streamable.com/558kkchttps://streamable.com/1tjvsbIt's important to me that you watch all these clips, thank you.
>>25343033you know they will very first stream after she realizes
>>25342941SoraBecause she's an easily embarassed dork anon.
>>25343039You should make a compilation of all the Flare noises, including her yelling songs.
>>25343089why is rbc so qt3.14
>>25343039Flare no! They're considered people in some parts of the world!
>>25343071so not just BR2049, but ryan gosling in general has become the face of tfwnogf? what a strange turn of events
>>25343075delete Facebook now
>>25342901I’m glad she’s taking a good break. I want her to be able to do her best for her sololive. She’s been mentioning a lot of issues with her stamina so it’s a bit worrisome.
https://live2.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv326873472
>>25343054I lurked on the hololive subreddit for a while earlier today and they don't seem that bad, they seem quite harmless in fact.
what emojis will gen5 each pick for twitter?
>>25343075>FacebookSo this is an antidoxxfagfag
>>25343088Some kind of funny whiteknights, they spend most of their time teasing/bulling her.
Ayame-sama let me lick the stuff off your soiled panties onegai
Why is the sheep so lewd?
>>25343099She's taking another break?
Okay faggots. Riddle me this. Which forum is superior than Reddit? And why is it not 4chan?
>>25343035>>25343041>>25343085I'm Aki CHAD now,I stan.
>>25343085What about Choco?
>>25343077oh so she is a fennec ? does that mean she is the first official HoloDZ ?
>>25343029Aki's 180k subs before the recent spike still dwarved over any of the Homos. the gen 5s who haven't even debuted yet have more subs than them Cover isn't doing their job to shill them so someone has to
>>25343089halloboooo~
>>25343022The strongest Holo, and her hairpin things give her the ability to fly.
SAA MINNA DE ISSHO NI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4O-JlmrdQA
>>25343027>the weak should fear the strong
>>25343083no, the problem is that's the friendzone route
>>25343097tfwnogf and autism thanks to Drive
>>25342909An English translated clip posted on reddit, designed to garner the same white knight crowd that flocked to Towa.A perfect way to gain the pity of overseas viewers. They will be chanting about how their vtuber "deserves more" for months, if not years. The only path left is up. The next step: memes. Soon, she will ascend far above the rest of her peers.Who could have been behind such a master plan?
>>25343043No one reads ritual posts, I'm sorry to tell you.
>>25342986>>25343012>>25343018No chance of that! From her shuttered, sweaty, smelly, iron curtain bedroom she has become the darling of the Japanese oji-san industry! With her fingers still encrusted from the dessert pastries she had for breakfast; she grows hololive bigger and better every day? What did your holo do again?
How many of you guys started with the AL collab? I hope they collab again with the other generations at some pointYes I realize it's a sample, the full sized image was too big to upload
>>25343089I love this robot so much... Thanks for motivating me to do my reps Anon.
>>25343089I'm happy she's going back to apex, I was worried
>>25343028>get beaten with a trident>told multiple times to go away>hugged by Towa only to create false hope>she won't even marry mebros...
SHE'S GOING TOO FAST SHE'S GONNA CRASH
>>25343100Who will be the good anon that pirates this for us
>>25343105
>>25343109she should shave her tits that's disgusting
>>253431114channel
>>25343109daddy issuesever since her father abandoned her, she seeks validation in male companionship
>>25343061NO!
>>25343111Facebook. Please be friends with >>25343075and make your own community.
>>25342877Coco's cocos!
>>25343110No, she will stream today.
>>25343098>>25343106
https://youtu.be/14Q3FO1rKCwmorning roberu
>>25343133Aki is inclining! Inclining!
>>25343129>pekora kansen
>>25343133SELL SELL SELL
>>25343097>ryan gosling in general has become the face of tfwnogfAlways has been
>>25342909Inclining!
now that Aki is redditcore and all her new "fans" are going to be annoying, I'll start falseflagging with her until her reputation is destroyed like Towa's
>>25343077She needs an Arai-san.
Wait, they have name logos?
>>25343117Did she always have the cat on the right or did she just go and get him?
>>25343128She will die before Miko
>>25342901
>>25343122DOES WATAME EVEN REALIZE HOW FUCKING CUTE SHE IS IN THIS I CANT STAND IT AHHHHHHHHH
>>25343017I read it everytime and take it to heart.
https://twitter.com/yuzukichococh/status/1292982270962278400The hell Choco?
>>25342893Can't wait to watch this later. I was worried for a second when you said she asked about the timer though due to the level 19 incident and that Kanata had been putting in a large amount of hours recently (and a certain tweet showing the effects of that) and might not be operating at full emotional capacity.
>>25343132Devilish.
>>25343133Damn now I feel bad for not following her sooner. I always thought she was funny from watching clips of her and also when she would call in to other holo's streams (her Miko impersonations were great) but ark is just so fucking boring to me.
>>25343133Oh shit it's a bubble! SELL SELL SELL
>>25343126You know who
I want Mio's milkies...
>>25343102Redditors act like that because they want to protect their super special internet point total so they act civil or jump onto whatever the latest circle jerk opinion is. Remove them from reddit and put them on YouTube chat and you get 16 year olds spamming their ironic weeb memes.
>>25342944god imagine fucking moona and then she says some zany shit and completely ruins the mood and then you sit there flaccid on the edge of the bed smoking a cigarette and questioning your life choices
>>25343129I dont play chinkshit garbageOnly FGO and im@s
>>25343126she cant keep getting away with it
>>25343055we already did that and the password is fucking stupid its not even suisei focused
>>25343173>this was all a plow to make Towa the least popular holoOh shit.
>>25343148Wait the fat titty knight one? Is she hot irl?
>>25343132>thinking she wouldn't wife ENTERCHADAnon...
>>25343156I'm pretty sure all her new "fans" will stop watching her in a few days after they realize all she does it play ARK.
>>25343169Watch it as soon as you can, there's a surprise for a future event at the end if you don't know about it yet, and if you want to know right now it's KanaTowa 3D VR Horror Collab in the future
>>25343129I play real games, not gacha kusoge
Day 12 Thread #4I love Mikochi!
>>25343123Of course, get friends and then realize 2D is better. Because once you get a girl like Noel then she's 3D and not 2D anymore.
>>25343114I barely watch Choco Sensei's ARK i mostly listen to her cooking
>>25342871where is she anyways
>>25343187>he doesnt knowlurk for literally more than 2 seconds plz
It was all just a misunderstanding!https://youtu.be/z94HX5JtfA4
>>25343194They might not survive.
>>25343187well she certainly has fat tits irl
>>25343128She will have a atahuta doujin before any other holo
>>25343179>Moona says zany shit>Your dicks turns into the hardest material in existence>Fuck her silly till she says zanier things>RepeatGod, imagine...
>>25343183literally the plot twist supervillain who everyone thought was dead
>>25343160Unless you have a time machine this is impossible because Miko is already dead.
I want to wrestle aki!
>Japanese guy figured out what brand of hairdryer Aqua is using based on the sound of the air and the number of settings
>>25343129I don't play gachas because I'm not a SEAmonkey
>>25343129I remember that I didn’t take the AL seriously since I just gave it a whirl because of the anime and it lagged like hell in bluestacks so eventually I moved on
>>25343175Couldn't she take a vacation or something, travel somewhere, spending 30 days making depressing diaries to convince everyone you are ok is just sad.
>>25343168Was it all a lie? Is there no sliver of sincerity in it?
>he's not watching Rubero's morning streamwhat's your excuse anon?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Q3FO1rKCw
>>25343149my day is brightened by the rising son.
>Holo EN debuts>One of them is a stereotypical cowgirl>She plays the role super well>She does member only movie watch streams for classic westerns>She ends up getting a large JOP fanbaseWould this be a good outcome?
>>25343039
>>25343215holy autism
>>25342895Edogawa~
>>25343215how can we make use of this information
Hey, watch the holostars! You should watch the holostars! Are you watching the holostars yet? Be sure to check out the holostars! By the way, did I mention the holostars?
>>25343123Yeah, once you've friendzoned her you're now in Noel's position. Wasn't that the plan?
>>25343220She probably desperately don't want to end up up like Mel and banished to the forgotten zone.
>>25343221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2Dz86lr7vspretty weird vibes from this considering the molestation narrative
>>25343173As expected of the leader of the membersheeps, Watame. Fighting for all the holosSASAGEYO YOUR HEARTSASAGEYO YOUR HEART
>>25343207>suddenly start ignoring your wife because you couldn't finish her birthday video in timehaacham....
>>25343215As expected of the autists.
>>25343022she has fun with whatever shes doing!https://streamable.com/wemw44she can laugh at her own mistakes!https://files.catbox.moe/xkjlj9.webmdoes great imitationshttps://streamable.com/s56fax shes cute!https://streamable.com/uyqwju
>>25343225>JOPs becomes the EOPss-sugoi
>>25343132Anon, she's already his wife. Look at her reaction at him ENTERing the scene
>>25343206>>25343209
Anons you have not much time left to invest in aloe coins, her voice is amazing. Invest or you will regret it.
Being super normal is a fine gimmick
>>25343215Just how the fuck?
Guys what if Anemachi is really Suisei's live-in bodyguard slash life-long servant that Suisei's parents sent to protect her chastity, and being Suisei's clingy older sister is all just an act they put on for the views?
>>25343225you fucking wish, we'll get some lazy ethot and you know it
>>25343217I'm not a seamonkey either
>>25343235Just remember that everything about Rushia is fakeShe probably doesnt even have a brother
>>25343215what in the fuck
>>25343183crashing this thread WITH NO SURVIVORS https://files.catbox.moe/qaetox.mp4
>>25343225
https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1292991187108782082
>>25343225I'd oshi her in an instant.
>>25343215holy shit it's the same type of hairdryer in the sex tapeAquafags BTFOd?
>>25343215Is it a good hairdryer
>>25343222I'm sorry son, but I have to catch up too all the streams I missed during wageslavery.
>>25343243Why did he do it?
>>25343207I have a hard time believing Haachama could be so retarded she'd risk losing a friend over a misunderstanding
>>25343243I love that dumb huge Bibi.
>>25343209>>25343206Pics?
>>25343215I am in awe of Japanese autism.
Sora...
>>25343225That would be the absolute greatest shit. So we won't possibly get it.
>>25342995Shien is so based!!
>>25343220Ahaha fuck
>>25343232if you want to blueball yourself for eternity, sure
>>25343215i don't know if they're just more autistic than us or we're just way lazier
>>25342909>194k a few hours ago
>>25343243literally how did they get away with this? what if someone had an inappropriate pfp?
>>25343128Coco has dominated the reddit community and reignited aki's career, pretty damn selfless
Risu has the best tail in Hololive.I just want to state this fact. Carry on.
>>25343215And where’s the proof that it’s right? Stupid narratives.
>>25343228Adorable Canata
>>25343203>Her tone when she's relaxed and casually talkingAlmost nothing makes my dick harder.
>>25343249Anemachi is actually Suisei's live-in psychiatrist whose job is to suppress her psychopathic tendencies and suicidal thoughts of jumping from windows.
>>25343220>Traveling during the second waveNo
>>25343215You see this narrativefags. Take notes.
>>25343231Hey, what's your oshi streaming right now? What would you like to talk about?
>>25343225Would be pretty based but plz no southern accent
>>25343215D R Y
>>25343129I hope they collab with Arknights, im@s or FGO
>>25343215i mean they should be hired for some secret agency, but instead of a salary, they just get a personal word of encouragement from their favorite holo everytime they solve a case
>>25343266
>>25343283I'm sorry but Korone's is cuter, Risu still wins in sheer fluff though.
>>25343220it's marketing. it helps keep mio in your mind until she returns
>>25343277We’re definitely way lazier. Stupid fucks here still don’t archive on going streams.
>>25343272
I hope none of you kept your Botancoin...
I know gen 5 is exciting and all but... you haven't forgotten about her right?
>>25343255NTRing all the gachikois.Where did you get this?
>>25343203i doubt anyone can stand against chocos army of spinos
>>25343294Considering how much money Fubuki has spent on Arknights and FGO, they have to.I still hate Arknights though
>>25343271Fucking cute, all holos deserve headpatsand you, too!
>>25343246the uzuki of hololive
Hololive is a pretty genius implementation of the idol genre where the idols, who traditionally are only seen in curated radio shows, nico"nama", tv appearances, and lives have very few - and often highly regulated - moments of the coveted gap moe. With a lot of their idols doing daily streams, most of whom are left basically to their own devices, there are a lot more opportunities to showcase the gap moe appeal to these members. Idol otaku, the primary target of hololive, is the perfect audience for the idol branding of hololive considering that this is the demographic that is extremely eager to spend their disposable income on merch that would otherwise be very scarce in traditional idol settings. For live idols, these come in the form of tickets, posters, merch etc. but in a v-tuber setting the opportunities for monetization become exponentially bigger because of supecha and memberships. With these implementations, idol otaku can effectively quantify their gachikoi for the idols and even have opportunities for their idols to directly acknowledge their contributions at times because the supecha happens real-time and they can see their supecha in real time. In a sense, hololive is essentially correctly running their agency as a traditional idol agency would. Where hololive breaks down is the source of their idols. A lot of the v-tubers under hololive are NND streamers or cover artists that retain their identities even after crossing into the vtuber life. Unfortunately, the drawback of the gap moe is that there are some people that really aren't fit for the Japanese idol life. Idol otaku are especially interesting specimens in that they are unable to cope properly with cognitive dissonance. You can write an entire paper about the things that lead them towards this kind of psychological presentation of idol otaku but the fine line that hololive is walking lies on the dissonance the character and the real life person behind the streamer. The disturbing fact that sometimes makes the otaku realize that there is an actual person behind that vtuber avatar.I then put forward the theory that hololive's issues are born out of a new kind of gap-moe, I call it "meta-gap-moe" a gap moe between the avatar and the streamer. It is an interesting dynamic that I myself am fully unable to realize into writing just yet, but I would describe it as the jarring aberrant behavior of vtubers that stem from the fact that they are marketed as spontaneous actors yet at the same time be characters in an idol agency for otaku to consume as an interactive media for the genre.
>>25343255Chris's debut is creepy to watch, it's not even bad, but it's so off putting
>>25343203is the girl supposed to be Haneru?
>>25343307Waiting to translate her next diary entry!
Reikisei strong together
>>25343215>Discord
>>25343308Her entire debut is very readily available on NND, just search her name.
>>25343307I'll never forget about Kurokami!
>>25343307I look forward to her coming back every day.
>>25343299You should've read my post again Anon. Risu's tail is the cutest is a fact. You don't argue against facts, you accept them.
>>25343308her debut was reuploaded to NND, the full video is there if you just look it up.
>>25343310just get FBK's husbando and win the gameschwing schwing
>>25343320Roboco...
>more Rubero "winning son" fanservicethank you king
>>25343314it's the lack of bgm
>>25343234>my delusion of 0.00001% chance of having Towa as my wife is now reduced to 0%I'm kinda 0.00001% affected
>>25343322The holos all communicate via discord Anon.
>>25343311
>>25343298Who's this titty monster?
>>25343319Thank you for your work
>>25343283Towa has my favorite tail.
>>25343307name a kinder and sweeter woman
>>25343276But what if you have someone else on your mind? Then you arent blueballed and you focus on being a good friend to Noel
>>25343022she knows chilean wine is best winegod taste
Welcome to Bar ROBEL what'll it be?
>>25343322I'll never understand this general's obsession with Discord. It's just a place to chat and play games with your friends.
how do you respond to someone that "ogey rrat" without sounding mad?
>>25343262Somehow, I don't. Haato's not retarded but she has the absolute worst risk-assessment and ability to understand the consequences of her actions out of any of the Holos, probably in part due to her young age. She's quick on her mind but literally can't think ahead.
>>25343220If she want on vacation how would I suck on her delicious milkies?
>>25343225sounds way too good to be true
>>25343298Bro that's Anri Okita
>>25343337Rushia.
>>25343345ogey
Today I will remind themhttps://youtu.be/mcvMFcgQWv4
What's the weirdest collab with another youtuber that you can imagine them doing?
Do you think Festival will livestream her suicide?
>>25343345ogeyy
>>25343225>Just plays Red Dead and other cowboy games
>>25343345Why are sheepfags like this?
>>25343356rrat
>>25343332it feels like i'm watching some VHS tape of a home movie someone finds of a missing girl in some movie, it's weird.
>>25343255Any other Chrismates here?
>>25343262Anyone Haaton who's been watching her long enough to hear a few streams where she actually talks to us instead of shitposting knows that Haachama is actually really shy and awkward and uses bluster to get past it.
>>25343343Water
>>25343225Why don't need another Holo with a southern accent Anon. Hard pass.
How likely Hitomi Chris has infiltrated 5th gen?
>>25343345https://files.catbox.moe/run2bs.mp4
>>25343329We also got Botan for the clone memesfuck that homobait, he made the game too easy
>>25343340TowaGg no re
>>25343358Steve (MRE guy) + pekora
>>25343344>friends
>>25343324>>25343255So much pain. COVER!!!
>>25343357literally already posted>>25343332that plus the low quality of her mic, the hum in the background, and her kind of creepy eyes
>>25343332>static fan noises in the background>i'll see you all again>very soon>quietly laugh
>>25343372
>>25343358Any holo with Dunkey. Sounds retarded as hell
cute elves
>>25343311I hope Ui made your day more Kawaii today
I genuinely hope Gen5 are all very boring seiso idols just to piss off EOPs and redditfags
>>25343328>>25343324Thank you Bros.
>>25343345https://streamable.com/4hl83w
>>25343255I feel like I'm watching a creepypastawhy is it so unsettiling?
>>25343377>newfags don't know about Pekora's MRE stream where she eated jalapeno
>>25343390
>>25343356>>25343361>>25343368>>25342947rrrat
>>25343307im still her mio..
>>25343281Selfless? Are you retarded? That's not what that word means! She only did that because she was lazy! She wanted easy, copy & paste content she could cash in on other than writing original content five days a week! And I'm being generous by calling it original. All she did was talk about other hololive streams! That and read from her blog!
>>25342894The fat jokes I understand, but where did the alcoholic and depressed jokes come from? I've been gone like 3 days.
>>25343345>oggey_rrrrat_plane.mp4
>>25343313how can someone say so much without actually telling anything
>>25343313This is not a pasta wtf
>>25343357https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJd9v3_RfA8&t=3ss-sugoi
>>2534339215 seconds on twitter will crush that hope
>>25343397>eatedsasuga ESLchan
>Roberu says he only gets two hours of sleep in a day>Says streaming keeps him energetic because doing what you love keeps you going
>>25343358Jerma x Coco
>>25343395waiting for the elaborate petscop-style creepypasta vtuber
>>25343358>stealth e-celeb summoning postFuck off man. You're just gonna get a bunch of retards posting about their favorite youtuber e-celebs like that one obsessed Jerma fag.
>>25342897Please let her use femme words like kashira. That does it for me.
>>25343402Jokes?
>>25343407is it really the end if she never even debuted
>>25343085>goddamn those ringfit streams>Kanata maxes out the ring gauge after unlocking her limiter and earning herself the title, Gorilla>Aki doesn't even realise it was supposed to be hard and was casually talking through it
>>25342874*honk*
>>25343366Sup, Chrismate...
>>25343358Jerma and Luna
>>25343358Nyanners now that she's actually a Vtuber herself
>>25343407>VTuber Shitpost>narrativefag the youtube channel Anonchama...
>>25343418She did debut, though?
>>25343415>>25343413Pottery
>>25343414why wait?
>>25343316Choco does a lot of collabs outside Hololive.
>>25342888*honk* yeah brother
>>25343397She loved Snake too much.
>>25343404ogey
>>25343392At the rate Polka is going she is going to be a reddit mod before she even debuts.
>>25343432That's just an edit of some Miku thing
>>25343062Damn, he drew really good blowjobs pieces.
>>25343418where do you think that video came from?
>>25343390>Lamy is gonna get to fuck this
>>25343402Moona twitted a bottle of vodka once, though it was deleted soon after. I have no idea where's the depressed Moona coming from. Probably because she deleted her ARK's character?
damn... it's suck that now everyone know aki, I will miss the stream were you could get shitfaced drunk with her.
ウサ?
>>25343432I hate it
>>25343417Yes, where'd it originate?
>>25343392I don't see how Polka could possibly be that, with the way she's been branding herself so far.
>>25342945Coco used to make ridiculous gains
>>25343414>I am forgotten
>>25343411Roberu...
>>25343440what do you mean? its an actual vtuber
>>25343410I'm sorry. I will go to sleep now.
>>25343419aki does her fit reps
>>25343414>vtuber that is actually a creepypasta>random frames where the live2D glitches>you can hear unsettling things in the background while the live2D just sits there in her idle animation>when it sounds like the actor is getting murdered, the live2D begins moving and winking at the camera
I am an EOP and I form opinions, narratives, and general understanding of the Holos from the tiny scraps of badly translated clips that I can find. Translate more or I will go around thinking that what I know about your favorite Holo is all they are. SUICOPATHBOING BOING RUSHIAXPOTATO YUBI YUBIHAACHAMA VOMIT ASMRPEKORA IS CRAZY BUNNYMIKO FAQCOCO IS HIGH ON ASACOCOAQUA IS AN ONIONWATAMELONSHION SAYS NEEEEEEEEEEEEMATSURI WEARS BANDAIDS
>>25343443>https://files.catbox.moe/blncza.webm
>>25343158There's a guy responsible for a lot of Vtuber's logos.https://twitter.com/hiiragiryo/status/1292358725378793472
>>25342978always archive
When the fuck is there gonna be a proper virtual youtuber board?
>>25342908APOLOGIZE
How come there aren't any good official merch out yet for the chuubas?
>>25343441Some of his stuff isn't even uploaded on most boorus (and I failed to get his last few pieces before he nuked everything).I'll probably upload what I have when I get the time.
>>25343411our son is too pure sometimes
>>25343450They're not jokes, anon.
>>25343395The background noise, scuffed model, and forced laughter really combine to make something horrific.
>>25343470Cover is stupid and won't make Mio's sweater.
>>25342980Where should I put Polka's hairpins?
>>25343215Based
>>25343460B-Based!
>>25343411I want his enthusiasm bros...
>>25343256Aki!
>>25343448プラウラー
>>25343460Why is there no shitpost about fbk? You'd think being the most popular would guarantee you one of these
>>25343459imagine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn4GYI8S3dU
>>25343454>CreepyI've used her vids to get to sleep because they're so calming
>>25342867
>>25343471There's a decent amount of his work on sankaku
>>25343473what is she censoring
How are these girls supposed to be our girlfriends if they keep calling us friends
>>25343454I mean, she hasn't uploaded since January or something.
>>25343262It was an awkward situation for both of them. Remember that Haachama already forgot Watame's birthday on that Choco/A-chan quiz show and she swore she'd remember it the next time. Then when Watame's actual birthday came around Haachama probably thought she had to do something special to make up for it. When she couldn't finish her little project she probably felt she couldn't face Watame and didn't even call her. That in turn made things worse because now she's didn't even greet her on her birthday so it makes it even more awkward for her to talk to Watame after that. tl:dr Haato set expectations for herself too high and felt bad about it after even though Watame never asked for it.
>>25343459>random frames where the live2D glitches>you can hear unsettling things in the backgroundsounds like hololive
>>25343478>wanting to spend $200 for clothing that will start falling apart after a month
>>25343443Don't we want lamy to fuck us?
>>25343490Risu...
>>25343470I WANT TOWA'S HAT AAAHHHHHHH
>>25343485>most popularkek
>>25343470Noel's bowl is fantastic though?
>>25343391Yes! I knew she could do a better job singing if she had a few takes to stop getting so flustered and embarrassed every single time (which is why I loved her cover of Onegai Muscle with Tamaki, she went all-out so hard that it gave Ui a little courage after the shock wore off). I haven't really paid Nana much attention, honestly, but her singing was quite good too. I'm jealous of the dude who mixed it, he did a great job and I wish I could do something that great for my oshi. I'm sure Ui must be overjoyed to have put such a nice cover out and I'm really happy for her!
>>25343344discord is popular so we have to hate it, just like we will hate Aki from now on
>>25343358Alex Jones x Marine
>>25343479YOU FORGOT TO PUT THE HONKS
>>25343484
>>25343499Saving my anal virginity for Lamy-chan!!
[ASMR] Ear cleaning
>>25343485I don't know anyone named FBK, do you mean the SCATMAN?
>>25343483Edit: holy moly this blew upEdit 2: thanks for the subs kind strangers!
>>25343455When did Ca became a chuuba?
>>25343499Let her fuck Aki then we join in halfway
>>25343491The brand?
>>25343225This but with a New York/boston accent onegai
Aki's gunning for the alien next.https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1292800607812632577
>>25343473Isn't alcohol haram? I thought Moona was a devout sharia follower.
>>25343502stinky rats are not allowed in the indohouse
>>25343485Scatman is eternal. The anon included band aids but didn't include that for some reason.
>>25343466After we get 20 more /v/ boards
>>25343479Wherever you like, anon. Still, I'll give you a little reference here
>>25343255>talking about Fubuki>talking about collabing with other vtubersWhat could of been......
>>25343470superchat and membership is pulling so much $$$ that the cost of producing actual goods won't add any value to their profit margins so they have no financial incentive to make merch
>>25343358Alex Jones x KiraOrDemolition d x Miko
What's the narrative on 5ch regarding Aki's reddit incline?
>>25343515only 3000 yen...
>>25343505Anon, if there is one hololive that normalfags recognize it is her.
>>25343503Anon...
>>25343493Coco said she's open to being your wife.
>>25343460DUHHH XPOTATO!!!! DUHHH !!???!!1 XBOTATO!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!??? DURR BOIN BOIN PSYCHOPATH SUISEI XPOTATO YUBI YUBI BOIN BOIN REDDIT PEKORA BABY?! YUNI YBI
>>25343488Where do I find someone with similar body proportion to shion yo?
>>25343411On the downside, he despises making thumbnails for his videos.
>>25342909Aki's going to nyoom past Mel at this rate.
>>25343506*bowls
>>25343517https://streamable.com/nokazf
>>25342980>*honks* in agreement
>>25343392Then they'll just flock to your favorite holo.
I want to hear FBK or Haato sing Pumped Up Kicks...
Sheepbros how could this happen to us...
>>25342909Can't believe Aki is stealing Watame's methods....
>>25343529>make mobile game board>dont allow generals >mobile game generals continue to ruin /vg/s-sugoi
>>25343519for a little while now https://www.youtube.com/user/deino3330/videosdon't think she does much anymore
>>25343358Miko x STPeach
>>25343547I just realized the bowls decorating her background are supposed to look like tits.
>>25343489Still missing a few, unfortunately. Been trying to find his last few works but I'm beginning to think they're entirely gone.
>>25343533That can't be true, can it? Japanese neet money can still be very profitable if they can have their hands on something tangible.
>>25343344It is but unfortunately some autists just don't get that memo and instead use it to join public servers and either try to make it into instant social media or use it to organize raids on sites like 4chan and reddit (this has been proven). it essentially seems to be the modern IRC, AOL/MSN/yahoo/skype/etc, and a degenerate furfag forum rolled into one
>>25343525Moona being a pro sharia jihadist is a narrative Anon. We don't actually know anything about her.
>>25343529>/vs/ - Videogame Streamers
>>25343513
>>25343225>Singing Country Road on every single streamNo thanks, fag
For me, it's Lamy
>>25343557Based kanatach dabbing on the crybaby
>>25343531On her ears?
be nice to moona she can read all this
>>25343539>does not ship to americait hurts
post rare narratives
>>25343560and her actual channel since that ones just subs https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClFRLGL2ygpOBBN8LDgd13A
>>25343557What is this bar and why should I care
>>25343531I need to rub those ears.
>>25343559Big brain, mobile games are made to be played over time. Their design is literally made for general threads.
>>25343407Which one of the gen 5 will pull a Hitomi
>>25343495I just don't get her logic>I didn't congratulate this person whom I hold in high esteem for their birthday>better never talk to them again so they think I hate them or that they wronged me in some wayFuck off Haato
>>25343495Watame also had her own inkya attack afterward.She said during superchat reading this morning that Haachama was always the one who contacted her to organise collabs so when Haachama stopped contacting her she thought maybe she said something wrong or did something else to make Haachama hate her.She said she had a feeling Haachama was just feeling guilty but was too scared to approach directly so she was hoping that by replying to Haachama's birthday tweet Haachama would realise Watame wasn't upset or anything.Watame also said that in general she likes collabing with people who will talk a shitload like Flare and Haachama because Watame likes being the 'listener' and is bad at carrying a conversation.
>>25343411I just hope he doesn't burn out going that hard (and never eating breakfast, reeee)I've lived that way for a few years and then one day I just broke down and had to stop... it's so sad when that happens to tubers.
>>25343470Coco i know you lurk here, just take this design and make it, no need to thank me
>>25343344>this general's
>>25343539What happens to her hat?
>>25343580Matsuri is actually incredibly anorexic and will die in a month
>>25343582Shut up faggot
>>25343559I don't understand what is that board, literally a shitpost board for gachas, who needs that
>>25343580Coco died of a sleeping pill overdose months ago and Kanata has been impersonating her ever since
>>25343580your oshi loves you and is grateful for your support
>>25343493If they're your friends and they are girls then they are your girlfriends anon.Always be naively optimistic anon...
>>25343544
>>25343588it's called autism anoni've been there before
>>25343580permissions rumours (do not look it up)
>>25343517I hope she calls her Lunch, Breakfast, Dinner, etc. occasionally.
>>25343582When and how did you even get here?
>>25343544Try kindergarten
>>25343292You saying you don't want a special King of the Hill collab with Coco and the cowgirl?
>>25343580Hitomi Chris was a manufactured controversy for publicity
>>25343593she got mad bibi was more popular and abandoned him, got his own channel now and is already past the 500k subs mark
>>25343580____I____ own hololive
>>25343544female dancers and gymnasts
>>25343493they aren't even our friends. We are nothing but strangers to the holos
>>25343255That recording sound behind makes this nightmare fuel
honestly cant watch towa but her character design is so good
>>25343255Rare
>>25343610https://files.catbox.moe/bcqqjj.mp4
>>25343313And then there’s Sora
>>25343580Aqua's mom takes all of Aqua's income for herself which is why Aqua doesn't seem very money hungry compared to other girls.
>>25343595>>25343608>post meaningless number shit>think anyone give a shitSasuga tenshit shitter
>>25343576I love Moona and will always live her.
>>25343620yeah, it's a waste
>>25343627newfagchaama...
What's with Rubero's hatred of Cicada's
>send a message to Cover saying that Kanata's loli GOI stream might get a copyright strike because she plays some Shinymas near the end>it gets privated within an hourWhy can't they always be this efficient?
>>25343594but that's Choco>>25343614bibi x rurudo collab when?
>>25343623its been so long since i've heard this...
>>25343580official "gravure" sets of the chuubas will be released before the end of the year.
>>25343617Just drop more akaSC
more art streams pls
I love the loud, autistic devil!
>>25343588Are you really expecting the girl with severe imposter syndrome to just forgive herself when she fucked up her own plans so badly and functional proved to herself that she is bad at her job?
チャンチャカドンドン
>>25343580The chuubas are just illegal immigrants, forced to work for peanuts because of deportation threat
>>25343580Actually not all pekofag and watamefag have micropenis, some of them can be considered average among pinoys
>>25343578you're going to let that stop you? Forward it via tenso like a real man.
>>25343129i came from the popularity the AL created since it caused a bit of a buzz, still a newfag by this thread standards though
>>25343617No..Fubuki is my friend...I have friends...
>>25343557oh wow they finally started restoring videos again
>>25343627Dumbest post in this thread.
>>25343470I really want to support my oshi but not without having at least something physical in return. Nendoroid onegai
>>25343648watamefag and pinoy herecan confirm I have 4 inch penis which is not medically micro
>>25343641Sora already got hers this February. It makes sense they’ll make more
Ahem*5th gen cucks kneel before me.
>>25343649not worth it then
>>25343580Sora is replaced by a new VA everytime her model updates and nobody notices.
>>25343432WAIT, I remember that girl with the green hair. Isn't that the futa vtuber
>>25343638Right after the "tell-all" collab with Japanese Keemstar
Holy shit! it's tomorrow guys!!!
>>25343636Can't they just edit it out
>>25343634They are incredibly fucking annoying insects if you don't think of them as part of the "summer feeling". They're loud, make noise nonstop, and leave fucking husks everywhere
Today's indisputable fact:Your favorite holo is wonderful, and you have excellent taste for supporting him or her.
>>25343627I rate your bait 8/10have a bonus (you)
>>25343580the real reason why Watame cries so much is because she can't fill the timeslot left my Miko and it affected her health, not because she wants money
>>25343655That's a really impressive achievement though
No Farouk, I am not screenshotting your epic youtube comment
>>25343548A+ edit Friend
>>25343627imagine being this much of a fag
>>25343225there has not been a good western woman in 10 years anon, since gfs gone extinct and we are left with the ashes
>>25343665its not tomorrow yet??
>>25343625aqua's mom is a fit tomboy stacy
>>25343648Towafag and Indog here. Mine is about 6 inches erect .
>>25343593The cat hat is too fat.
>>25343668Based Aki scholar
>>25343636blessed angel's guardian angel
>>25343660Unbased.>>25343668Based.
>>25343668My favorite holo is dead. How can she be wonderful if she's daed
>>25343643That was just amazing. I really enjoyed it
>>25343668you too
>>25343580A lot of the girls are terrified of Ayame, apparently she has a very short fuse that she doesn't show on stream.
>>25343493Should have been 35p while you had the chance
>>25343625>Aqua doesn't seem very money hungry compared to other girls.LOL
>>25343668what kind of narrative is this
>>25343307It didn't affect me much at first but I'm starting to feel it now. I really miss her and it won't get any easier.
Imma gonna blow my load during prime hours.
https://streamable.com/pgakwpInvest in aloevera coins anons...
>>25343643what's his endgame?
https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1292998062793621505Aki!
>>25343620I don't get how any normal adult can find piercings like those attractive.
>>25343683i would have loved this as a plushie thing
>>25343682I want to fuck aquas mom and make aqua slurp up all the residue
>>25343614>>25343683
>>25343580Roboco is actually a cyborg.
Are there any Hololive velcro patches?
>>25343580Noel + Flare are literal lesbians that kiss and hold hands
>>25343702I wanted the Bibi pillow...
>>25343580 /hlg/ doesn't actually exist and we are all just your imagination wake up anon, the accident wasn't your fault
>>25343668Y-you too, bro
Good morning everyone!I'm your winning son, Roberu Yukoku!Yes yes yes!Secretary Artia says that she's going to "Make Hololive Great Again," but I believe Hololive is already great! My fellow Vtubers are, like you, my irreplaceable family! Let's keep winning in 2020! Vote Roberu Yukoku, your winning son! Yes! Yes! Yes we can!
>>25343701Towafags aren't normal or adults
please stop with ArkI'll take any other game, just please stop with Ark
https://files.catbox.moe/jikdnq.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/57iztj.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/zrh59a.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/f6vty0.mp4Please watch this fine gentleman. And die inside.
>>25343696I'M ALL IN
So how's that Roberu stream?
>>25343660So how many week will be until all of the 5th gen members have more subscribers than Aki? I think it's two months.
>>25343650If you were here before Peko's MGS you've probably been here longer than the majority of this thread.
>>25343693If Watame were in Aqua's position, she would be milking her fans for all they're worth. Aqua can barely be arsed to read SC names.
>>25343470>>25343658Fubuki has a scale figure coming out
>>25343701If it's on the girl you like anything is attractive.
>>25343636ContentID supposedly can see private videos.
>>25343597I like this fanfic
>>25343692A pure narrative anon. It's a pure one.
>>25343714Holo APEX new season and map soon
>>25343663good eye, Nijuji I think is her name? but yeah that's her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puhrpJLE4nU
>>25343668You too anon!
>>25343707There needs to be more symmetrical docking + handholding pictures of those two.
>>25343692fucking newfags I swear.
>>25343707God I wish
say something to my cute wife
>>25343698i love comfy ark with aki
>>25343644Cute dumb debiru.
>>25343061someone explain pls
If finger tracking technology has been a thing for years, maybe Aki can do cooking videos to stand out even morehttps://av.watch.impress.co.jp/docs/news/1143/203/amp.index.html?__twitter_impression=true
>>25343718pretty based
>>25343723That makes sense. I love Haato and now I also find the smell of stinky feet and puke irresistible.
>>25343658Matsuri is getting a Nendo, I would expect FBK, Aqua, Marine and Korone to get one as well.
>>25343696Suichads...I don't feel so good
>>25343668You forgot the >5ch saysNo one will believe you like this
>>25343701Any piercing that isn't on someone's face is fair game for me
>>25343733anonchama?
>>25343663>>25343729no wait I found it https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNHJS8Xs-58bCeIPnXTdvhA/videos
>Roberu suddenly stops his bgm to update shinymaskek
>>25343709What are you talking about? I'm browsing hlg now
>>25343714Miko knew so they had to shut her up.
>>25343724yeah, but if thats a concern for automatic strikes, if theyre worried about manual strikes like what capcom did its not an issue
>>25343668You see, Flare and Akiposters have shit figured out. Instead of dragging other holos down by falseflagging and shitposting, they post wonderful and motivating things that make me think, "Wow, those tubers have really nice fans. Maybe I'll check them out sometime."Simple, humble, honest tubers that have the best fans.
>>25343696anons If this is aloe's voice I have new oshi
>>25343739
>>25343724they're not getting flagged by ContentID for stuff right now but rather the issues are the manual strikes, so private protects them just fine I think
bun bun cha
>>25343747Nipple piercings!
Why are HoloID Girls so heavily ignored?
>>25343307/hlg/'s official ginger pork.
>>25343739She stopped hanging out with Miko
WAVE BEAM!https://files.catbox.moe/4l1dtu.webm
>>25343559Wait what? I know they make vrpg but they make one for mobile games too? The fuck
Fuck all non JP, non female Holos.
bros check this out
Will marine finally break and molest noel at the studio tonight, live in front of tens of thousands of viewers?
Aloe thinks /hlg/ is cool and reddit is cringe!
>>25343707Noel calls us her babies and does healing streams with usbut Flare is the one who heals her
>>25343255Like other anons said this is pretty offputting specially with how the voice only comes out from left side but the fan is in stereo
Wanna hear a joke?(You)
>>25343707Noel wishes
>>25343061indeed we did, we also missed >>25342990 Iofi poster
>>25343766Flare!!!!
>>25343701I was disgusted by piercings before and nowadays kinda hate them too but I think it looks good on Towa for some reason.
>>25343771But Flare is going to be there as well.
>aloefag already playing up the Botan is reddit memeNice try fags
Which one makes you feel gosling?
>>25343762Because nobody likes SEAshits.
>>25343778That's it, I'm cancelling my membership
>>25343761Because weebs are by nature racists.
>>25343402She tweeted about wanting more vodka then posted a photo of a bottle of vodka on her table. She then deleted the tweets, seems way too haram for indogs
>>25343580All of our narratives are being spoonfed to futaba and 5ch from discord westaboos. And it's from there it trickles into the hands of nip antis that spam it on twitter.
>>25343760Towa's moans of pain and pleasure when you twist them!
>>25343754You just have to sit back and ejoy the waves, buddy~
>>25343696wtf im an aloemissle now
With all those simple questions about everything popping up everywhere now I am wondering if I actually succeeded.https://imgur.com/a/nYH22Q6
>>25343643Why no Mio or Fubuki?
>>25343778ha ha ha ha ha
>>25343719 its time for your new curriculum. First Lesson.Repeat after me:"I will never disobey my Princess Aki again."
>>25343696what's the song?
>>25343696I'M ALL INALOE! ALOVE! ALOE!
>>25343783but will she do anything to stop marineWith her rock hard boob limiters off this pirate is now perma horny
>>25343778Want to hear another? Gen 5 has more subs than the Homos hold for the punchline! and they haven't said a word yet
>>25343786S-sugoi
>>25343580She actually does care about her listeners but hates having to pander to EOPs.
>>25343769Nice airsoft gun faggot. You'll shoot your eye out, you know?
>>25343736She's my wife!
>>25343766She's so happy.
IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ALOE YOU'RE AGAINST HER
>>25343785My little sister
>>25343774So basically Noel is a big tiddy lesbian with a mommy play fetish huh.
>>25343597Remind me of this guy's fanfictionhttps://pastebin.com/Yq0X9ukG
I need some clown porn.
>>25343792Extra sensitive.
>>25343718https://files.catbox.moe/j3ol9f.mp4
>>25343747Custom-made shuriken piercings for PPT's flat chest!
>>25343746>No one will believe youDeep down you know it to be true. Have faith in your faith.
>>25343701Subhuman obsession with shiny shitSimilar to how black people always wear gold shit
>>25343739https://files.catbox.moe/livrms.webm
>>25343773I think you're cool!
>>25343559I really don't understand the decision behind /vmg/there was little to no gacha discussion on /v/and it didn't take any gacha discussion from /vg/ because of the no generals rule.so it's literally pointless.
>>25343696Was there any ever doubt?
Is your favorite holo's roommate cute in real life?
>>25343804How to get over 50k subs as a vtuber in just a couple of days:Work for HololiveDon't be a guy
>>25343736Stop trying to kill yourself and your streaming equipment in that sauna and move in with Coco already. What the hell are you waiting for?
>>25343804using Polka for this is going to bite you in the ass given Polka is showing the most signs of being willing to interact with men of any of the gen 5s
>>25343736That's my wife and she's very cute, I've been watching her all day and still want more, hopefully she'll stream tomorrow but she's probably gonna be moving soon so there's no schedule.
>>25343749She's subbed to Choco...
I'm the best.
>>25343827I can see you're blind
>>25343804For some reason only Temma is following them.
>>25343803Marine is more likely to molest Flare than Noel as Flare has a shota voice that makes Marine instantly wet.
>>25343580Hololive is a prototype for a different audience-interactive idol format composed of older idols and will evolve into a more traditional idol agency format once the idols graduate up to the 4th gen. From then on the new idols will be exclusively coming from members who don't have prior streaming backgrounds. Expect sub-units, less frequent copyright-dangerous streams, and pandering exclusively to JP and CN audiences.
>>25343823What a BASED rabbit.
>>25343778how about another joke, anon?
>>25342909Pity Earned SubsGive it a month
>>25343823Pekora NO
>>25343837baaaaaaaaka
>>25343825A mobile games board should be specifically built around generals because it's mostly gonna be the same people discussing the same games, anything interesting that happens in those games would just be an update, even or new character, and people would just discuss it in the game's thread.A no generals mobage board is literally the stupidest idea ever.
>>25343827>suichan and kanata>roommatessasuga /v/tard tourist
>>25343827Coco and Towa are cute!CUTE!
>>25343827Neither Suisei or PPT have face pictures out there anon, you fell for the fake doxxchart....
When is Aki's stream? Wanna take a nap and not miss it.
Checked out Bilibili's rank of pre-debut subs and it goes>Botan/Lamy tie>Nene>Aloe>Polka
>>25343445Why did she delete her ARK character?
>>25343696Going to call it now, whether or not this is real. 4th gen was really the bottom of the barrel for recruited talent, they'd already exhausted their pool of interested girls and had to choose from the leftovers. Now that they exploded and are attracting fresh, talented blood the new gens are going to blow away the older girls. Imagine 3 or 4 years from now when half of Hololive sings like this. What will Suisei's shtick be? Tetris?
>>25343507the only sad part, it's that we will never get Ui's full solo ver of those songs
>>25343793you're my favorite
>>25343837How many times has she done it with YAGOO
>>25343850>PPTThat's a lie Anon.
>>25343580vtubers are an experiment with creating a low cost replacement for anime
>>25343766I love my autistic husband.
>>25343754Aki didnt like my omedeto on Twitter, so ill unsubscribe immediately
>>25343061dont forget anti-religion
>>25343827>Mio>Okayu>AcceptableYou must be blind
>>25343852CN can't handle clowns?
>>25343850so? we can still judge suisei by the fact that she was rejected from idol companies.if she were attractive she wouldn't have been rejected
>>25343778Did you watch Pekora's stream yesterday? It was 昨日!
>>25343800yes aki i will be your good boy!
>>25343696>The original video has been privated 5 min ago, more proofs dont needed.
>>25343827Majority of those haven't had full face pics so this is wrong
>>25343848>>25343850You will be crying soon. Just wait for the prime hours.
>>25343852Chinks have horrible taste
3D Marine on the menu today, nice.
>>25343696How can Towa compete with this...
>>25343749it really is her. Surprised to see her here of all threads. Thanks for the answer, anon
>>25343848Well they live on the same floor thats close enough
jeez
>>25343853She cheated and people get mad
>>25343866maybe he likes them chunky
>>25343835well now I just want to know if Choco is into futa...
>>25343852Lamy was leading hard before Botan started speaking Chinese on Twitter.
>>25343866you're right, they're definitely cute
What the hell bros we have Roboco Apex later today. I can't wait for prowa, selefa and char rie ASMR
>>25343852Based Chinks
>>25343840she clearly wants to molest both given how she pretty much dry humped flare at the sleepover and has talked multiple times about wanting to molest noel
>>25343874you don't need a full face picture to know whether or not someone is attractive. you can judge based on their mannerisms, how people react, or how their life has gone.
>>25343868>he thinks all idols are attractive
>>25343869it was sakujitsu??japanese is so stupid
>>25343854But the idol part is just the dressing, most of the audience is in it for the girls personalities and gaming normally the streaming bread and butter that keeps people watching.Look at Coco, biggest gen 4 and a shitty singer.
>>253438580 times unlike that slut clown.
>>25343852kinda surprised nene isnt first for them or at least second
>>25343736shes really cute but she has so many death flags i worry for her sometimes like a concerning mother
>>25343868She's too talented
>>25343865you need to source me on that anoni don't want to spread any misinformation about pekora
>>25343852>caring about chink statsNo thanks.
>>25343794kek
>>25343852Based chang, fuck EOPolka
>>25343858saving herself for Towa!
>>25343899>most of the audience is in it for the girls personalities
>>25343827I'm just constantly very troubled by how cute Luna's roomate is
>>25343852ohnonono Nenebros
>>25343827>Noel>Just cute>Not 10/10 oppai monster
>>25343769not so fast
>>25343897no, they obviously aren't. those that aren't usually make it up in some way. suisei getting rejected for saying she wasn't good at anything in particular is a bit of a shot at her looks.
>>25343895okay retard
>>25343696i went all in since her announcement
>>25343851About an hour
>>25343866Mio is cute fuck off retard
>>25343869fuck me this is a good one, i chuckled
>>25343869No it wasn't! It started at midnight for me.
>>25343890also all the HoloCNs have been obsessing over Botan too.
>>25343898>sakujitsuDoes IME really?
>>25343868Lol wat. I saw some idols who are not attractive, just average.
>>25343827How the fuck is Luna attractive, there's no pic of her without facemask
>>25343827She's worryingly cute. It's hard to believe she doesn't have a boyfriend.
>>25343901It surprised me that people legit thought Nene was meant to pander to China
>>25343904privatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIApnjDuVs 27:40
>>25343903Even she knows she's just average
>>25343915I want to eat that mutton!
>>25343866some anon is just a fat fucker LOL
>>25343921you really showed me
>>25343930all the more reason I Fucking Hate That Bitch
>>25343906Pic unrelated
>>25343696Sure hope it's actually her, or else it's going to be really disappointing...
>>25343869thanks for the laugh
>>25343696>another one that will go to Suisei's "list of people I want to do a song collab with"I like this
>>25343869Kino post.
>>25343940i like bbw japs
womb bros...
>Hololive EN happens>it's Lilypichu, Nyanners and Raeyei
So it is decided? We're hating on Botan because she's too mainstream?Glad we got that out of the way. Now let's see who is the least popular girl so we can claim her as our best girl.
>>25343827I like that this is generally positive. Even the fat roommates have decent faces or can get there with some dieting.
>>25343869take it (You) earned it
>>25343696I don't see why is this that good, Watame is much better.
>>25343957can mentioning holoEN become a bannable offense?
>>25343958no thanks towafag
>>25343957>cringe, based, cringed
>>25343895Suisei's personality is extremely ugly. If I saw her acting haughty in my office, I'd slap her. In front of her friends.
>>25343869FUCK YOU CARLOS
>>25343827I'm surprised so many people care about what the roommates look like (or care about 3D at all)
>>25343901If the VA was an actual chink maybe, but so far Nene hasn't even interacted with the CNs, she probably shouldn't either because it would be kinda cringey, like a French person trying to talk to some american dude forcing a French accent
>>25343256>tfw all you have to do to get subs is ask
>>25343957I don't know what's scarier. The fact that it's possible, or the fact that they might succeed.
>>25343869Holy kino
>>25343769I'M BULLETPROOF YEAHHHH
>>25343957Nyanners history aside she's making bank on Twitch. Going to Cover would be a downgrade.
>>25343902Literally felt like someone punched me in the gut when I saw her tweet after she had just finished her marathon of collabs and streams. At least she seems okay since she streamed all day yesterday after that.
>>25343872It's just unlisted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2myBoftqDw
>>25343912That and she is a chuuni!
>>25343580Coco had a black boyfriend
>>25343958we are hating botan because she is older than Luna and Mio.
>>25343899No one's pretending they're all actually idols dude. I mentioned Suisei, whose audience is filled with music pseuds.
Is it true that Moonafags have the biggest dicks?
>>25343957誰?
>>25343869EOPs won't understand this.
>>25343903Yeah she's talented alright, talented at sucking producers' dicks
>>25343957Literally all of those are way, WAY too big for Cover to afford
>>25343868Anon, you need to look at real idols sometimes, they're not 10/10 goddesses like how anime media tries to depict them...
>>25343948The original video went private one hour ago after it started circulating and getting views... There are no accidents
>>25343987Good theory, but since she's got the whole Shakira hips thing going, a better bet would be a latino.
Would a Holostars EN be possible? What the fuck would that be like?
>>25343965HoloUS
>>25343987>in Georgianah
>>25343344That's because it causes discord
I think I've got the Rona. Please tell me who's live
>>25343696Whether this is her or not, I have expectations for her. If she delivers, she's going to take my member and supacha virginity.
>>25343958Botan is 40 years old and looks like an orc. Coincidentally her supposed roommate started learning chinese. Now to wait if her voice matches
>>25344006Hololive
>>25343994Why's that?
post more soft bellies
>>25343974>so far Nene hasn't even interacted with the CNs???https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1291396963456311296
>>25343937video is private
>>25343957I will make sure to monitor every single one of the eng fuckers and the moment they mention politics I will doxx them out hololive.
>>25343994>highlight text -> click Google Translate icon in top right of browser -> switch to Japanese -> "kiino~"Do browserlets really?
>>25343958>Now let's see who is the least popular girl so we can claim her as our best girl.AZKichads, our time to rise is now
>>25344015why do you think i wrote privated
>>25343992I am a Moonafag and my dick is barely 23 cm.
>>25344001Ashens, Lindybeige, SteveMRE and Sseth.
Reminder to not to waste your money on these bitches
>>25343869No comedian. Idol!
HoloUS is impossible only because in the west, streamers whether male or female get big because they show actual face unlike the privacy-obsessed people of nippon so if they have what it takes to be a streamer they won't need some 2D avatar to succeed
>>25344001I don't think Hololive is gonna try the idol approach if they hire foreign males but it's gonna be really annoying if they start trying to talk with the jp girls
>>25344025
>>25344009That's funny because all of Botan's Chinese tweets are google translated
>>25343963anon are you deaf?
>>25343903Stop parroting this, even Suisei herself says she's mediocre and this led to her having confidence issue for a long time and even thought of quitting almost every single day.
Just imagine being raped by Aki
is HoloEN happening or not?
>>25343957who was the fake one again?
>>25344026Don't worry, I'd never spend a cent on her or Watame.
You will watch all of them RIGHT?
why can't i stop watching Rubero even though i can't understand what he's sayinghe's literally the only Vtuber who i actually watch their streams
Iofi real face plsonegaitolong
>>25344000have you not seen black nightclub dancing?she's from atlanta
>>25344032Okayu actually looks like THIS!?
>>25344030meant to respond to>>25344001
>>25343958We are /v/'s long lost brother
>>25343900This artist has drawn cute pieces for gen 5, just missing Polka for the complete set.
>>25344039It's V
I want Towa to kapukapu me.
>>25344009>orc holo never everbros I just want a cute muscle waifu....
>>25344039s-sugoi
>>25343852kek, numberfags cares about chink subs.
>>25344038can you rape the willing?
>>25344038men cant be raped
>>25344030Maybe we’ll get a libertarian vtuber
>>25344026Shitpost all you want Festival, it won't make Luna love you.
>>25344025Is it time? This guy's been making some cute sketches lately.https://twitter.com/NIKUKYUUSEKAI
>>25344020didn't read you postwell since there's no source, i can't add that to the ritual post
>>25344045Check your inbox
>>25344044He has that kind of charisma
>>25344038well she couldnt rape me because i wouldnt say no
>>25344032The things I'd do to this fat cat...
>>25344001Jerma.
>>25343827Having some tea or sake with Sora must be quite an experience. She must have so many interesting things to tell.
>>25344036She's definitely above average in most of the things she has taken an interest to but she is far from anywhere near pro level at any of them. I think the skill spread is actually really for her as an entertainer.
>>25344043Y-yes
>>25344006Aki's in 1 hour. Tenma too.I had Rona and took me 2 weeks to get better. I wish you the best and remenber to have a ventilator close by.
>>25344066puffy vulva
>>25344001Welcome to HoloEN
>>25344072bobs to big..
>reddit now owns 4 holos>they quickly got Aki to 200k subs and made her very happylol no wonder you fucking fags hate reddit so much, /hlg/ is clearly inferiorVirgin /hlg/ vs CHAD Reddit
>>25344043Their debut? Sure, why not?
>>25344073The ogey rrat that makes all of the rules
>>25344044Sorry bro, I don't want to do this but I'm going to have to take your straight card...
>>25344043>Polka on SundayLooks like she's Yagoo favorite after all
>>25343957There's some vtuber that I think is JSL and I cant find her anymore...she did like a single english only stream where she did some karaoke and the rest are just random videoswish I could remember her name, she kind of looks like Sora with short hair
>>25344045She’s an ugly fujo. She’s also a muslim. Can’t believe her family let her do vtubing
>>25344043of course, anon. i can't miss the day where botanfags will panic sell
>>25342921Kidnapping.
>>25343934unlike you el mayo
Why is everyone so fucking good at drawing?
>>25344076Suiseifags are delusional as fuck
>>25344085>Boobs too bigThen hand them over.
>>25344006Me. Asymptomatic though.
>>25344086The sheep will never be yours fag
>>25344085You are currently afflicted by a case of terminal gay.
>>25344083Superior choice
How do the Generations come to be, anyone knows? I mean in the sense that, does the character design come first and then they find an actress to fit the character?Or does the actress come first and she has a say in what character she wants?
>>25344086Ogey and?
>>25344093if the rumors are true, Polka is one of the bigger pulls they made for Gen 5, so it makes sense that they'd save her for last.
>>25344097im not heavily invested but im ready to buy
>>25344043Ready
>>25344086If they don't watch every single stream from now on they'd just have given her empty promises
I'm about to have sex with your oshi
>>25344001western stream culture is incompatible with JP stream culture it's literally a different worldJust take a look at some big streamers and their content:>Asmongold>xQc>Forsen>Carson>Tyler1>TrainwreckstvTheir content does not work for and is not meant for a 2D avatar overlay like Holostars
https://twitter.com/SpadeEcho/status/1293002685348605952cute
OFFICIAL CANON POWER RANKING:Aki >>> Coco >>>power gap Towa> Matsuri etc >>> the rest are fodder
>>25344030also the whole culture of simp cuck based cringe, they'd have to be a fellow gamer and use epic twitch lingo and be self aware about their career all the time or else they'll just be put in the same category as streamers like pokimane. I can see holoEU being a thing only because they seem way less politically divided overall
>>25344043Sure, there's no reason not to. There sure as hell won't be any other holo stream live anyways
>>25344109Both newlad.
>>25344111>if the rumors are truewhat rumors
>>25344119Please do, Towa really needs it
>>25344109Sometimes they are scouted, sometimes the character is made spefically, Noel, Flare, Marine took interviews for their characters while Pekora and Rushia were all scouted
>>25344109If we go by the HoloEN auditions, the actress pitches her character and overall design idea.
>>25344043not missing one
>>25344130>He doesn't knows
Minna- *cough* minnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>25344086Prepare for cope in the replies
>>25344130she's a woman
>>25343342gtfo ESL.
>>25344045Check warosu
>>25344118How about the ethot market?
>>25344103flat is justice
I'm gonna fuck your oshi
>>25344130The ones anon invented, posted on 5ch then re-posted here.
>>25344119nice dude, you better make her squirt, and make sure you finish inside, semen is an antidepressant you know
>>25343696I’ll pass, she’s actually worse than AZKi for a supposedly former singer idol or something...
>>25344109It's a combination of both, some auditioned for pre-made characters like Marine, Flare, and Noel. Some were talents that Cover sought out. Some auditioned and got the character made based on their audition. Noel is the funniest case because with who Noel is, you would've thought that Cover based the character on Noel's roommate rather than her auditioning.
>>25344139Please let Poker and Aloe actually fight
>>25344136They're all womanlets...
>>25344001I heard Haachama got her boyfriend Werster to audition.
I am a cuck who should I support
>>25344136>yup, and they all sucked my dick
hey guys i almost died today. cut my wrist artery on an open nail and every time my heart would beat blood would spurt out, pretty rad. what have I missed?
>>25344004Atlanta is like half black, anon.
>>25344110ogey?more likeu're gay
>>25344110And you fags should be ashamed that reddit is better. When was the last time this shit anti thread did anything of value?
>>25344107i mean her bobs arent that big
>>25344148Streamfags won't simp for a 2D avatar as much as they would for actual e-thots like Pokimane, Alinity etc.
>>25344165Marine
>>25343963Why are Sheepfags this delusional?
>>25344118>Asmongoldif OLD Asmongold joined Holo EN I wouldn't mind at all the Asmon that didn't stream on twitch and just made youtube videos for WoW
I'm literally kneeling so hard rn bros.
>>25344136How tall is yagoo anyways?
>>25344123Aki was literally able to clone Subaru after death. She is probably the only way YAGOO can bring Holos back after they die in the Hologra episodes
>>25344136>Coco taller than YAGOOIMAGINE
>>25344180170 cm it seems
>>25344165TowaTower Torre
>>25344135>>25344138>>25344156Oh that's actually super interesting. Thank you for answering.
https://twitter.com/kiryucoco/status/1292999505650933761https://twitter.com/kiryucoco/status/1292999574781452289gay as fuck
>>25344171Isn't that what artistic liberty is all about? Also, the 3D model has them smaller than they are, so it's not really a good argument.
>>25344180around 180cm judging by korone right next to him
>>25344180yagoo is a skyscraper-tall mecha comprised of nothing but exercise bikes
>>25344130she's the retired VTuber Nobuhime
>>25344136Gen 3+4 update when
I will never stop being horny
aki doing a stream at 11 for 200k!she is rising so fast!
>>25344171Welcome to fanart, everyone is either cutting board or gazonga
>>25344146when
>>25344124Hopefully HoloEN isn't just HoloUS, I hope we get some genuine girls that like games like some of the JP ones and not just ironic weebs
>>25344194When's the last time she's even used this outfit?
>>25344192>He doesn't have a custom set of chopsticks seeth
>>25344180>burgers getting filterednice
>>25344184Aki is unrivaled
>>25344136why are holos so small
>>25344165Towa
>>25344199
Can somebody explain to me why Lamy is being called Mama
>>25344192Those look nice. I wouldn't even unwrap them, just put them on a shelf or something.
>>25344017BASED.
>>25343979I'M EVERYONE'S BULLETPROOF SON! YES YES YES
>>25344211They're japanese.
>>25344218Stunted childhoods
mommy masturbation
>>25344211They're japs anon. Even the real one is a manlet.
>>25344211because nips are too
>>25344211average size of women
>>25344202https://wikidiff.com/gazonga/bazonga
>>25344206>Hopefully HoloEN isn't just HoloUSOn the official Hololive website the flag for switching to english is the US flag. It's already confirmed Anon.
>>25344207Think there was a random stream a couple months ago? Hard to check until the archives are back. I miss it though...
>>25344227
>>25343557What did she private? I had this open from earlier and mine says 201 instead of 200.
>>25344001Sure it's possible, and it can be whatever they want it to be, but its success is questionable.Male vtubers in general dont come close to females in popularity but the west could be a different situation.With the holostars they sort of tried to copy the same thing as the girls, idols aimed at the opposite sex. But with the west they could just make them holobros aimed at guys and it might stick.
>>25344136>I'm taller than senseiI'm perfect husband material for her
>>25344192>see blue>immediately think of KanataYou just know.
>>25344211Designed for portability and breeding.
>>25344226I just don't get any mommy vibes from her at all
Sam's in dangerhttps://streamable.com/k9v6a1hai haihttps://streamable.com/ktdtmaAki is speedhttps://streamable.com/87vnzuHow not to use a ladderhttps://streamable.com/vcph5iMommy Akihttps://streamable.com/n2pcuoMukirose unleashedhttps://streamable.com/3isjwl
>>25344230Educational, thanks
>>25344234God I want Lamy to fuck me
>>25344235that one anon earlier told staff about a video and they took it down
>>25344205Just search Iofi or Iofi doxx and set it to old posts first
>>25344235That one GOI stream anon was talking about most likely
>>25344136>145cmimagine...
>>25344222Unbreakable Son
Rushia is soooo retarded! Hahaha
How would you react if HoloEN had an actual furry VTuber with the avatar as a Fursona
>>25344218Miko know her irl and apparently she has H cup and very motherly.
>>25343580Kaoru has been kicked out because of CCP censorship vs travenstites
How come Niji can have coed streams and not be awkward but I can't imagine a holostars collab without thinking that there's has or is going to be fucking involved behind the scenes?
>>25344192
>there are posters itt who aren't taller than every Holo
>>25344236>holobrosk-kino
>>25343313Feeling snubbed gen 5 wasn't the insect designs generation
>>25343740>Sora piano but people thought Luna piano was impossible
>>25344248makasih cik anon
>>25344149You didn't post flat tho.Those are clearly B cups.
>>25344258how tall is Coco again ?
>>25344258A couple of the homos are taller than me, but at least I'm taller than Coco.
Lamy mommy...
>>25344192Gosh
>>25344254SUBSCRIBED
>>25344258I am indog and 154cm
>>25344258W-What if you're shorter than all of em?
>>25343230Track down her purchase to find her roommate's address.
>>25344243Rumor says she’s H-cup, did ASMR. So pretty much like Noel
>>25344239sorry but im going to be the one holding the door open for choco sensei
>>25344258>tfw 179 cmDAMN YOU COCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8DKXISipkEWe did it reddit
>>25344192>we'll never get a cooking stream with Coco where she eats with those chopsticks
>>25344284don't forget she said herself that she cant sing just like noel
>>25344253mail explosives to cover HQ
>>25344264>no insect girl holoYAGOOOOOOO
>>25344258>manlets When will they learn?
>>25344253How furry are we talking about? Snout? Humanoid face?
>>25344256>I'll just believe what the translation saysSTOP. GIVING. THEM. POWER.
>>25344280I would like to IMAGINE you anon
>First she has Roboco come over, now A-chanhttps://twitter.com/achan_UGA/status/1293006935373918210What's Choco's end game?
>>25344235a blessed anon found a shinymas section in an unrelated video and contacted management so they could hide it properly
>>25344218Yes
https://files.catbox.moe/us1hl2.webm
get ready to kneel on the 15th
>>25344258>181 cmGet fucked Coco
>>25344256More like>narrativefags.png
Anyone else really worried about the matsuri/luna thing and care about nothing else but waiting to see what comes of it? Them being lovey-dovey is the greatest thing in Hololive and this is really getting to me.
>>25342945Coco got 15k in 24 hours from her 3D iirc
>>25344277>>25344280>manhandling anon's tiny body and doing a standing doggystyle
Aki will cry during her celebration stream
>>25344284>>25344293damn is this the true noel DX
>>25344302>shower ASMR never
>>25344236>But with the west they could just make them holobros aimed at guys and it might stick.Are you sure this isn't what they did with Holostars already, dude?
>>25344207Collab with aqua and two nijis a few weeks back for the summer thing that i cant remember the name for i think
>>25344136>Pekora 153cmI want to carry her on my shoulder like a parrot. From a higher vantagepoint she could more easily redpill the world (in Japanese).
>>25344245If Aki collided with a speeding train, the train will be the one sent on an isekai adventure.
>>25344312>falling for Matsuri's bullshit 'love'>again
>>25344253Disgust. The entire company would be tainted, and I would question all of their choices from that point onwards.I might straight up feel embarrassed of being their fan anymore.
hololive x drdisrespect x pewdiepie collab when?
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1293007903582851072What's she makin'?
>>25344245>The Mommy Aki clip
>>25344291Kanata has talked here and there about wanting to do a cooking streams. I'm not sure if Coco ever said anything on that matter, though. I doubt they'd use a live camera like Haachama though.
nyooooomposter, I hope you made something for her 200k celebration.
Also I noticed Korone got some videos back if any of you missed it.
>>25344295They could make a moth girlThe potential is right there
>>25344258I'm >40cm taller than my oshi. I wanna kabedon and see her reaction so bad.
>>25344302Fill the void In her heart by seducing all her coworkers.
>>25344192https://twitter.com/kiryucoco/status/1292055205001879552Is it love?
>>25344322Lolhttps://twitter.com/7216_2nd/status/1292458304073953282
>>25344271well i aint no pedo
>>25344343This is great! Which ones?
western streams are fucking cancer it's literally just spamming certain emotes when stuff happens on screen HURR HURR DANSGAME HURR KEKW PEPELAUGH HEHEHE
>>25344258>tfw 182
>>25344274This is one of the single best images of Gen 5, it's amazing.
>You wake up, still feeling sleepy you notice something above you, under the sheets and a pleasant sensation...>you take the sheets off the way to see what is it.>it's Aloe, your girlfriend, she's slowly jerking you off, but surprised by your sudden awakening she let's out a small scream before gretting you with her stupid but adorable smile.>Aloe is a succubus in training and with few experience but she's good at it, so you let her do her morning greeting with her tiny mouth, surrounding your penis with her unbelievably skilled tongue.>After a while of teasing Aloe strips and moves and sits over you, pushing your dick deep inside her vagina, gently, before bowing and kissing you with passion.>She loves you and you love her, she can't help but move and moan with pleasure, you move too to make sure she feels great.>You both climax together, she takes your penis out, while your white seed slowly floods out her pink vagina, and after that she snuggles with you and you pat her while she smiles and hugs you.
>>25344298i mea a 100% furry. the whole thing
>>25344245>streamable>streamable>streamable
>>25344258How tall are the homos, anyway? Do they have official heights? Are they all Japanese-size manlets?
>>25344312Couples that have fights are hot
>>25344351Festival...its time to let go...
>>25344364There's nothing wrong with streamable.
>>25344302Just how big is Choco's place that A-chan gets lost...
>>25344351THE ABSOLUTE STATE
>watching some totally unrelated streamer on twitch>suddenly hear mikoboatwhat the fuck man
>>25344349these fuckin retards still use avermedia? even coco? jesus
>>25344312>the most manufactured ship is the best thing in hololiveAnon...
>>25344364what's wrong with streamable? https://streamable.com/s4x0kw
>>25344351>luna is literally near death>meanwhile matsuri lusts for her old bitchy cocksleeve again
>>25344312Matsuri isn't in love, she's just rebounding from her 1204853rd rejection.
>>25344337DS has really been a goldmine for bringing the mommy out of the holos hasnt it?
>>25344351https://twitter.com/lyger_0/status/1292458391919452160?s=20Narrativefags, get to work.
>>25344361ALOE LOVE!!
>>25344369Wrong
Remember when we all thought Coco was the technologically capable one?
>>25344336Angelic hymns!
When HoloEN reveal their genderqueer Trans feminist Vtubers, are you gonna be a good ally anon?
>>25344165Ayame
>>25344383Elaborate then faggot. There's nothing wrong with it from what I can tell.
>>25344384No.
>>25344351sad
>>25344336Is she recording a song cover? I know she's said she wants to do an original song for a while.
>>25344364Explain to me in less than 3 sentences why you care what clipping website anon uses
>>25344356As if holochat is any different, it's arguably worse because everyone only spams 草
>>25344391Is the purest
>>25344364For you my Russian friendhttps://files.catbox.moe/y2ycu9.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/wzrfwa.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/npn8lj.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/ebew27.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/qkqn4i.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/mwh8y2.webm
>>25344393I do
The pink one is the slut, always.
>>25344386No I'm gonna laugh at them when they graduate after a week
>>25344336Probably a song cover.
>>25344386Japanese wouldn't pander to that shit and you know it Anon.
>>25344386オカマ要らないぺこ
>>25344386When Watame comes out as a lesbian you will feel sorry for your words and action.
>>25344372post clip
>>25344386I'll be a good ally of the cyberbullies
>>25344312whats there to worry about anon? theyre only friends after all. festival loving whoreshikawa shouldnt be a problem right?
>>25344336HoloGra again. She has to appear in every episode obviously.
>>25344400The purest!
>>25344404>a literal succubusyes, and?
>>25344372there seems to be a large EOP following of hololive outside even reddit and /hlg/ nowadays, it's only downside from here
>>25344404CLOWN FESTA
>>25344386As if Usada "2nd Holocaust for those who feel Homolust" Pekora will allow that
>>25344363the lineup
>>25344211Anon japs are basically hobbits
i can read what roberu is writing!
>>25344404Clown is the center confirmed?
>>25344258I'm 35 cm, I'm sorry...
>>25344386Why bother releasing a trans generation when 40% of them won't even be around next year?
>>25344418they don't call holos into the studio to do hologra, otherwise how did haato appear in this week's hologra
roberu has been teaching his viewers how to have normal conversations for the last 50 minutes
>>25344392>>25344398Yes good zoomzoom go feed the botnet
>>25344336No idea. She's always recorded hologra and song covers from her own house, so that's probably not it.
>>25344312don't listen de faggots anon, I'm with you, these pair are not artificial it's easy to know with their roomates, I hope they sort it out and matsuri gets her shit together finally
>>25344351Is Iyger in every fucking Matusri tweet?
>>253444414chan collects your data too, honestly I don't think there's any service out there that doesn't.
>>25344440hilarious how he's talking about branching conversation paths but he's on one topic for at least a good amount of time
>>25344430I'm proud of you, anon! Your reps are paying off.
>>25344245Every day, my desire to be beaten up by Aki grows more unbearable.
>>25344336It feels like every time they go to the studio, it's for 3D now.
>>25344446Bet you said the same shit for Fubuki and Hoshikawa.
Roberu's flowchart on how to communicate.
>>25344440People on this site should probably watch that then. Also Astel probably needs it
>>25344312what thing? i guess i'll dive into the archives
>>25344441>he doesn't block trackers I bet you even manually do the captchas
>>25344448Yes.
>>25344404look at them stances>Polka is the ringmaster that towers over them all>Nene with the martial arts stance>Lamy in a similar stance to nene ready to command over whatever comes her wayand then of course>Botan with a comedically oversized jacket (she could slap you with the sleeves I guess? it'd be mildly irritating?)>Aloe doing...her best
>>25343255She needs a punished snake editBorderline creepypasta tier
>>25344386At least we know they'll be graduating themselves.
If Matsuri breaks up with Luna, that means it's your chance Anon!
>>25344448He designed a botnet that instantly responds to all of her tweets.
>>25344327>summer thingTanabata?And she used her new outfit in that collab, sadly.
If Luna quits it's Matsuri's fault
>>25344448Yes. Imagine being so persistent your holo makes you a mod in her channel
I finally caved and bought akis shirt even tho it's kinda ugly!
>>25344440>>25344451Did you learn anything? Should I tune in and learn something?
>>25344380And Aruran still managed to be the most mommy out of all the Holos.
>>25344457
>>25344386
>>25344457i need to do my reps...
>>25344441at least streamable fucking works unlike shitbox 90% of the time, it should not take 30 seconds to load a fucking 2mb clip
>>25344441pretty much every site and app collects your data anon, you have to live with it
>>25344402You're too kind to him, anon.
>>25344404this is my favourite piece of art about them so far. I love the super sentai poses
>>25344240She did say it was Kanata's.https://twitter.com/kiryucoco/status/1292999505650933761?s=20
>>25344438holy shit anon calm down
>>25344467Fuck yeah Luna will finally be mine.
>>25344386I would report them to cover at the first sign of politics and help bully them into irl permanent retirement.
>>25344474the flowchart anon posted is all you need >>25344457
>>25344457>>25344451>>25344440This is too big brain for me.
>>25344369>>25344377>>25344398catbox lets you download, streamable does not. how else am i supposed to save these epic clips and reupload them to youtube and twitter?
>>>25344444
>>25344448Lyger is the Holo equivalent of the paypig who does literally everything to get attention from his favorite egirl
>>25344192At this point Coco and Suisei are competing at who can make a gayer tweet involving Kanata and both are winning, it's all gay as hell and I love it.
>>25344463Aloe is sexy and seductive!
>>25344484holy based
>>25344441>>25344449Yeah, that's all the same basic shit all websites log. whether they're commercial or not. And I might start using catbox if they didn't randomize the filenames.
>>25344258Me and Oga have the same height
>>25344484>No "Asacoco was only a publicity stunt"
>>25344457this is from the man with the 24 hour zatsudan take notes people
>>25344496>streamable does notUse youtube-dl, my chocoball.
Realistically, what would happen if Coco and Kanata announced they were having a 3D marriage stream on a zatsudan in a few months?
Look at this cutie.
I’ll always hate cover for what they did to my oshi.And i’ll always be grateful with reddit for helping Aki
>>25344516Suisei announces her graduation afterwards.
Nice, I really should check the archive when I'm free later today. Bless Roberu for helping me to become a more functional human being.
>>25344516Forced yurifags like you have a stroke. Hopefully.
>>25344336I don't want to get my hopes up. If it's a cover I'll gladly take it.
>>25344302She also had Watame ealier to eat her green pepper.
>>25344510I honestly thought he'd bring in a guest at one point to help him out a little but he never did.
>>25344516Supacha lots of supacha
>>25344404V together!
I've wasted away at my wageslave job, I missed what happened between Masturi and Luna. Someone spoonfeed me the narrative.
>>25344524>Forced yurifagsholy cope
>>25344520>empty subs>helping
>>25344386At most it will have a girl who is not white/asian
>>25344404>Polka is the ringmaster that towers over them all
Haachama??https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1293011907528421377
>>25344520They're just hollow pity subscriptions, anon, she might gain a few more dedicated viewers but ultimately it's not going to change much.
>>25344457>Topic>MyselfWhat's that thing at the top though?
>>25344407Willingly? Definitely not.But haven't we all seen how out of touch, incompetent and shitty cover corp can be.Who says they might not fuck up casting and end up with some shitty trouble making talent that would drag them down.We all know how western girls are, they can seem normal but they can flip out and become activists without warning.And if that happened they wouldn't be able to fire her without causing more uproar, if they tried to get her to calm down she could accuse them of trying to control her.It's a lose lose situation if they happen to fuck up the casting, and fucking up wouldn't be difficult given the landscape.Holo EN is the single riskiest and most dangerous thing cover corp could have done.
>>25344540Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!Why not try a search to find something else?
Is the cute!
>>25344525Are Suisei's music spaces prerecorded? If so it might be for that.
>>25344520I've been out of it for a while, why is Aki suddenly EOP bait?
>>25344427She wants to Holocaust herself?
>>25343157I hope she collabs with Enomiya Milk
>>25344404Its V
>>25344496Did you try right-clicking those clips, anonchama?
>>25344540Haachama has a husband?
>>25344531Luna couldn't answer Matsuri's birthday without help in Choco's millionaire quiz. Cue menhera
>>25344374What exactly is avermedia?
>>25344456Fubuki and hoshikawa never wanted shit with matsuri anon, are you new?
>>25344501It's really amusing when it's Suisei who does it because she rarely talks about her relationships at all.
>>25344258I'm 180 cm and 135 kgHow much weight should I lose for chuubas to love me
>twitch now has Hololive emotesI blame reddit for this
>>25344501Well Suisei had stay over in Kanata's run down apartment several times while Coco never even go there so we all know who's the real friend here.
>>25343156My membership is curse.>>/jp/thread/S25285260#p25286992
How long did it take you to fall into the vtuber abyss, /hlg/? Was it immediate, like a bullet to the head? Or a slow boil until you noticed, like a frog in a kettle?
>>25344555Sasuga Festival...
>>25344531Matsuri says she loves Luna, Luna gets sick, Matsuri lusts after that dumb Niji slut, Luna can't answer some questions about Matsuri on Choco's stream, Matsuri has autistic spergout.
post arksong or i won't kill myself
>>25344540Haachama shitposthttps://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1293012943911530496
>>25344549Translators clipped part of a previous stream where she talked about her low numbers. reddit thought they'd "help" by giving her pity subs.
Gokisei is literally the V gen/jp/fags btfo
>>25344553i was half joking in my post but I've just been doing page source and copying the video:url section to download them. guess i'm the anonchama now
>>25344561She's just there to weigh her self.
>>25344559Half
>>2534455950 kg
>>25344402He should just use Frigate like any reasonable Russian internet user these days.
>>25344402Not that anon but thank you for this
>>25344404Oh g-d oh fuck, oversized jackets with sleeves covering the hand is my fucking weakness. NOOOO I FUCKING HATE BOTAN THO AAHHHHH
>>25344559At that height you should weight between 80kg - 90kg at least to be healthy. Once you love yourself, other will follow.
Imagine being Aki, you sit at the bottom for 2 years and you finally think you're getting your lucky break but it's just a bunch of EOPs taking pity on you for being the most unpopular holo.The increase in numbers looks good and maybe for a week or two your livestream numbers get a considerable boost but you realize over time the numbers are slowly dwindling once again, and then they eventually return to their normal numbers.But hey, at least now you don't have the lowest amount of subs, right?
>Holo /v/>/pol/kaWhat went so wrong?
>>25344548They are. It's most likely Music Space recording yeah.
>>25344579>hating someone before they even debutAre you ok
We'll probably never get to find out, so why bother posting about it?
>>25344569Same shit as Subaru talking about being unpopular with kaigai nikis then. Very few of those people will stick around so in the end it means nothing, but I guess the subs boost is not a bad thing.
I wonder who's going to be in that Project Winter collab Roberu is going to be in later this week. Of some of the vtubers I follow's schedules, it seems like Rikka, Pikamee, and Kuku are also going to be in it, but I don't know for sure.
>>25344572To be fair, most anons haven't enabled the option so I don't really blame you not for trying.
>>25344558Makes me wonder if she's just been lacking a best friend until she upgraded her relationship with Kanata.
>>25344559Jesus Christabout 40 kilo at least dude
>>25344484>VTuber singularityi actually googled it and there was nothing just some nip bookwhat's this about?
>>25344564in one month I went from some translated clips to full streaming endurances with them, that was one year ago, no regrets.
>>25344573You forgot the most important part: she takes showers at Kanata's place.
>>25344579Missed you g-danonchama
>>25344544Well I guess we'll just have to wait and see. They finished the auditions a few months ago so i'm sure they'll talk about it soon. maybe
>>25344562It's even worse, you got the entirety of false subs for her.
>>25344597I don't like this Aqua, Charlie. Her smug aura mocks me.
>>25344600>i actually googled itLock the door.
>>25344559Like down to 80.
>>25344598<span class="sjis"> RESPECT THE CHAMA!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
>>25344586her prestream chat hurts to look at right now
>>25344600abayo!
>>25344597I don't like how smug this onion looks
>>25344180173-175cm-ish
>202kaki will be at 300k in a week at this rate.
>>25344595Not very sure about that since she has Lupinus and Ran, though her friendship with Kanata is really something else.
Ready to kneel to our reddit overlords in 20 minutes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3yzpjwZM7o
>>25344564I did fine while I was watching meme clips then a few real full videos. It was over for me when I started watching all of my oshi's streams live when possible even though I'm barely reaching N4.
>>25344463>>>Polka is the ringmaster that towers over them allThe_one_who_masterminds_the_game.mp3
>>25344404>2 blondes instead of 1 What does it mean?
Alright so I am doing my reps and all that, but something I have been wondering forever, and am giving up hope on, is the actual meaning of ガンギマリ. I never seen a formal definition for it, and months-and-months of seeing it in contextual use hasn't given me more precision than just "funny face". Is there anything more to the definition, or anything interesting to the etymology?Is it just recent Japanese internet slang?
>>25344623Only if it on your neck
>>25344612Jesus christ what the fuck
Tell me about Sora, how did she carry early Hololive?
>>25344564It took me about two or three weeks to go from completely ignoring vtubers to spending most of my waking time thinking about them.
>>25344501>inb4 Suisei and Coco make a gay tweet involving each other
>>25344586Get a nice little boost in superchats and a bunch of fun social media posts about you for a week, a few extra fans but it remains the same comfy size afterwards and you get the executives off your back for a while. Sounds good to me.
>>25344518whore
>>25344597Why is she mocking me?
>>25344573This was so funny for some reason but I can totally see Suisei doing it like the dork she is.>>25344601The real question is why would Kanata refuse to shower for days if she has the capabilities to do so at any time?
>>25344600bruh he even warned you lmao
Will Aki thank reddit directly in her 200k stream?
>>25344524yurifags are a good chunk of audience and aveage SC, cope anon
>>25344596>>25344584>>25344575>>25344574>>25344608I sometimes have dreams of suddenly losing my weight to 80 ish and that 50 kg's of weight becomes my girlfriend (Noel)Is that pathetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7qI9j4SucHaachama looks like that!?
Greenbros, why do we keep losing? There was already a whole one green holo and one green homo and now we've lost even her, only Kira remains. At least Oga has a lot of green in his colour scheme I guess.
>>25344632esl chama....
Redchads always win
>>25344643>refuse to shower for daysYou don't know the true neet mindset.
>>25344258I'm as tall as Aruran
>>25344043If only it wasn't in the morning for me.
>>25344643Some people are don't shower. I don't understand it myself. Like, totally normal looking, highly functioning people.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j9eF9VgWfI
>>25344631https://dic.pixiv.net/a/ガンギマリDoesn't this pretty much explain that?
>>25344590I Fucking Hate That Bitch
>>25344586If Aki was half as bitter as you she would have graduated already.
>>25344645I'd put the odds for it.
>>25344564Watched some Korone videos and instantly became engrossed.
>>25344654No, forgetting one fucking word doesn't make one an esl
>>25344588nothingit's all coming together /pol/ka and Pekora "the Nanking never happened but it should" Usada will purge Hololive from all Seaniggers, spics and EOPs/pol/ka is curently trying to gain their trust with pandering google translated tweets
>>25344597Don't make me post the video you smug piece of allium...
>>25344651It's the same in anime, or anything in general.Green might be the color of nature but it's not a popular color for teams, waifus, flags or corporate logos.
>>25344643>The real question is why would Kanata refuse to shower for days if she has the capabilities to do so at any time?Suisei is a smellfag.Going over to Kanata's to weigh herself is just code for going over to Kanata's to lose some weight because we're going to romp until neither of us can move.
>reddit thinks they've saved Aki>Flooding her chat>Writing stupid supas>98% of them won't give a fuck about her after next weekI mean 200k is a nice milestone, but fuck these niggas are annoying as shit
>>25344651Cabbage holo when
>>25344043I will try to be awake for them so I can start trimming down my sub list.
>>25344674nice try indog
>>25344628>masterminds the gamePolka confirmed Triple H https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYmm5YQSv2I
>>25344648Yes. Don't waste your time just dreaming. Apply yourself and actually do your dieting reps. Learn to cook and you'll be both in better shape and able to make delicious meals for your oshi, which will keep her healthy and able to live a long life to come.
>>25344484>No "Sora is actually a team and not a singular person "Step it up
>>25344607>>25344614>>25344644w- what anons?i'm scared
>>25344568Can someone clip the mogu, mogu, mogu part?
>>25344682They're not saving her, but are they least helping?They're either helping her or harming her, and having more buzz and hype, and even people checking her out, can't be bad.
>>25344647Prove it
When is Miko's posthumous graduation?
>>25344564technically a year, but in reality it was a shotgun shoved up my ass and ripped apart from the inside after doom64 happened
>>25344043Yes, but Lamy will be special because she debuts on my birthday.
>>25344674you surprise be
>>25344683https://files.catbox.moe/id0ocy.jpg
kanata sit on my face onegai
>>25344544they can do whatever they want but I'm creating a doxxfag army to force them retire if they ever mention politics
>>25344648Noel's boobs alone are heavier than 50kg anon
>>25344645That'll probably be what happens since she might have heard overseas = reddit from Coco. Even though the guy that made in the video isn't even on there.I just checked Reddit to see what they're saying about Aki and there's a video there just made up of our Aki anon's clip dumps.
>>25344663I've been wondering the same thing as that anon, but now I wish I didn't know.
>>25344687>>25344704Prove it
Sora... people are starting to gossip bad things about you...https://twitter.com/mkdka601/status/1292787625913282560
>>25344707this but Okayu
>>25344651>tfw our chuuba died before she even debuted Green really is a bad color.
>>25344705Cabayge...
>>25344711Bless those boobs.They make my dreams come true and prove there are actually ara ara big oppai japanese ladies in real life.
>>25344564Needed something to listen to while I was playing my rhythm gacha game and found a Korone post from /v/ saying she's playing the saturn mister bones games. After that I took a few day to go from /vyg/ to /hlg/ cause I didn't know there was a separate thread for Hololive back then.
>>25344682Imagine how it must feel to have thousands of people subscribing to your channel while literally telling you that they're doing it out of pity. Good thing Aki probably can't even read any of that.
>>25344715proof: >>25344632
>>25344696https://www.savetweetvid.com
>>25344717wow, rude
>mfw in less than 2 days yonkisei will become senpais.Coco becoming a senpai I can easily picture it, but for the rest it just feels wrong.
>>25344717Suisei faggots are insufferable. I don't think I'll ever get over it. All I care for is her singing anyways. Somehow she manages to be better at that than every other Hololive member. Is it because she sucks at everything else? That would explain a lot.
holy shit Aki's chat is the same as Towa's but without the members
>>25344717>(though psychopathic)hahaha i love watching translated clips too bros
>>25344727Thank you for proving you don't know what you're talking about.
>>25344717what a dipshit, why can't people ever talk up their oshi without putting down others
>>25344682same. aki doesnt need saving she does fine and is happy.i will be happy for her milestone even if they dont stay because its a nice moment for aki
>>25344733Yonkisei has already been senpai to HoloID... Why are you like this...They even interact on a regular basis.
>>25344734we must never forget that suiseifags are the one true enemy
>>25344697I'd say depending on how well her celebration and the ark raid collab go it could be a good incline for her if people stick around for them
>>25344717>I love Japanese culture I'm born and raised in Damenito Philippines in my 20sOf course. Of fucking course.
>>25344745>level 19...
>>25344745>HoloIDwho?
>>25344717>Watame pfp Why are sheepfags like this? Not even Suisei wants to celebrate her subscriber count.
>Youtube just recommended me Aqua's roommate videoWTF YOUTUBE
>>25344733Why is a fucking baby a senpai now?
>>25344742Talk about your oshi right now without putting down others.
Okay, just finished my mandatory three day vacation. What's the news, please say Miko is making a full recovery.
>>25344733I hope Kanata and Watame teach the 5th gen well.
>>25344715No need, only an esl would get this incensed at being called out
i havent seen anyone post "that" suisei clip in a while...
>>25344717>Doesn't know about psycho soraWell... guess he will know about her tonight
>>25344758No
I feel like masturbating...
>>25344736i've never seen "Reddit Gang" spammed in Towa's chat but maybe I shouldn't jinx it
https://youtu.be/UZkKwI6saTgKuzuha actually seems kind of cute here. Shame we don't have huge Nijisanji and Hololive collabs anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3jcNR2_PF4I can't believe Coco gets to souran bushi the PPT every day.
>>25344736The members are what separates Towa's chat from every other EOP shithole. Plus they actually have some form of adherence to the chat rules
>>25344717what is wrong with idol faggotsAll these girls bow at Sora's feet just because she has a life outside of streaming doesn't mean she isn't still relevant. She literally ran so these girls could walk
>>25344758Aqua is cute!
>>25344763It's done its job
>>25344762Projecting on top of it.
Please Suisei... 3D stream....https://files.catbox.moe/z0re4o.webm
>>25344771Just as cute as that time he got boosted and flamed people for losing to his boosters
>>25344734I don't even like her singing. Her Tetris skills are undeniably godlike and I like her for that, though.I mean, she's not Amemiya Taiyou but still.
>>25344751don't forgot the part where he's a self-hating flip too!
Choco's roommate just posted a picture where she's only wearing a shirt...
>>25344759Mi... ko?
>>25344774the correct saying would be "she walked so these girls could run"
>>25344779If Kanata is going to the studio for music space, that might be 3D.
>>25344779Totsumachi...
>>25344754>sheepfagsScrolling through his page reveals he's a general faggot preaching about how great Japan is and how much he hates English communities
>>25344741No none ESL would forget a word like that, indog. It sounds so comically unnatural, you're either an ESL or 20 IQ
>>25344717>https://twitter.com/mkdka601/status/1292787625913282560S-Sora follows that account
>>25344779>z0re4oIt's been a while
>>25343126>A perfect way to gain the pity of overseas viewers. They will be chanting about how their vtuber "deserves more" for months, if not years.painfully accurate
>>25344725she asked for it
>Choco's legsMuh
>>25344631It basically means “high on drugs” or something like that, but it's been mainly used as a term for porn for decades. As a result, it tends to be used as a joke, not for an actual drug addict.
>>25344779haha look at her go!
>>25344717>I'm blockedWell, I didn't expected.
>>25344736We did it reddit!
>>25344663It does! Thank you.I would never have thought to look there.
>>25344779Headbobbing every time.
>>25344717wtf i hate suisei now
>>25344786OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IMMMM GOOONNNNNAAAAAAAAAA SUPAAAAAAAAAAACHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>25344759what were you on vacation foralso Miko ded
https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1293017631184654337
>>25344717>No disrespect, but>proceeds to disrespectLike fucking clockwork. They just can't enjoy their oshi without putting down others huh? Fucking shithead.
>>25344759anon...https://files.catbox.moe/82fr1t.mp4
why is there no art of risu's cute little squirrel butt? i want to smack it and stretch her asshole apart!
Remember to give pity (You)s to Akifags.
>>25344779coco and kanata can see + hear this any time they want now
>>25344773TMT TMT TMT TMT TMT
>>25344707Katana...
>all those nonmembers in aki's chat spamming emotesdisgusting
>>25344794Is this actually some hot shot?
>>25344769>Reddit GangAlready saw that spammed a while ago.
Holy shit that contrarian Akifag must be contemplating suicide right now
>>25344759She'll be uploading clips on her channel starting from next week
>>25344717>I'm blockedWhat the fuck
>>25344762>incensed
realistically speaking, what would happen to Hololive if Miko actualy ends up killhow will Cover and the rest of the handle this occurrence?
>>25344792Alternately someone might not reread themselves before posting, causing autists like you to spaz out.
>>25344814>Like fucking clockworkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlPGjL_X5cU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8DKXISipkE Akihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKzFq8W4UPY&feature=emb_title Temma
>>25344779has her dancing improved at all, at least?
>>25344824>an account with 1k followersyou tell me
>>25344812YAGOO knows the way is to expand westward. We sure he's not part burger?
>>25344811three or four days ago was the "aqua" "sextape" some guy was late to the party and the meidos deleted all the links and he was asking for one so I posted the link (I was drunk). miko...
>>25344564I've known about them before but didn't really care until Towa incident. Then I started checking out others, watching Watame No Uta and now I've been a kenzoku for 3 months. Towautism is just too good.
>>25344779I actually like how Suisei's dorkness never changes. It's one of the things like whistling and akinator you should bring up or see once in a while to check if she's still the same Hoshimachi Suisei from 2 years ago. >>25344837See for yourself:, thihttps://files.catbox.moe/4ir695.webm
>>25344829Are you okay?
>>25344812Well, that's pretty cute.
>>25344833i think a virtual funeral would be in poor taste
>>25344837>wanting her dancing to improveher dorky dancing is great anon, why would you want to get rid of that
>>25344751>俺の日本語力はまだまだ下手ですでも頑張りたいNever gonna make it
Why does the jay love miko so much?I mean it's obvious why but I'd like to hear why you do
>>25344823But Anon, they're SAVING her
>>25344790They're going to the studio to have a piano session, not 3D.
>aki supercha's everywhereso this is the power of aki...
>>25344833if any of the talents actually died as much as narrative fags deny it that would devastate a few girs and make it unconfortable for a few pthers so we may witness a mass retirement.
>>25344786>you'll never wake up with that
>>25344827Really? That's good news!
>>25344836Actually looking forward to Temma endurance stream. Good to see him lean in to what he enjoys, rather than just miming what the holos do
>>25344842>See for yourself:, thi-this is from her latest performance at BLBL World*
>>25344484>no "character lore is actual VA stories">no "Hitomi Chris still works at Cover">no "Every holo is voiced by Kanata">no "Watame's tears are actually genuine">no "Red SCs are coded messages">no "Coco's membership is a money laundering scheme">no "Watame's suicide cult">no "Kanata is Towa's alter ego">no "There was no Marine in Marine imitation collab">no "Pekoland meat farms">no "Kurokami is the real FBK personality">no "Archive purge was planned">no "Deleted streams contained secret messages">no "Subaru speaks perfect English">no "Haato and Haachama are different people">no "Luna actually is a kid">no "Mikoboat is real">no "Korone's children work in Hololive but don't know their mother">no "There was never Subaru birthday utawaku">no "Mio is in actual prison"Step it up
>>25344820This, god, if we could just eliminate TMTspam from Towa's chat it could be pretty close to decent.
>>25344845A funeral in GTA. Then this happens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEpv7YxnLCQ
>>25344850I actually don't like her very much
ahahahahahahahttps://files.catbox.moe/bgkc4t.jpg
>88,787 Shishiro Botan>88,711 AZKi>88,577 Yukihana Lamy>66,640 Momosuzu Nene>63,310 Omaru Polka>61,798 Mano AloeAZKibros...
>>25344836I wonder if Aki will get additional viewers with her incline here.More Temma playing DBD is always great.
>>25344812yagoo please i cant harbor these feelings for you
>>25344847unless you think her singing is just as bad i don't see why you would want to have her singing juxtaposed with awkward dancing. it ruins the presentationbut i'm not a suifag so i dont know maybe that's something you fags like too
How do you check the sc earnings on play board for the free chat rooms?
>>25344786Somehow this makes me feel things when it usually wouldn't.
>>25344820SUISEI WA SHOTACON SUISEI WA SHOTACON SUISEI WA SHOTACON
>>2534483335P will burn down Cover's HQ kyoani-style
>>25344836All right, this is the first time I'm going to bother watching Temma. I hope he's good.
>>25344864This is still better than Artia's chat. You have no reason to get mad at this.
>>25344866What happens when they have to do their 100k celebration during their debut stream?
korone only slept for 4 hours before going to bakery
>>25344761They'll be wonderful senpais, maybe I'd worry about it before but right now they've matured perfectly and ready for it. Watame could find herself a close friend and Kanata finally gets an equalizer with her own senpais and it could cure her anxiety.
>>25344717>>25344751uses blocklists too holy shit hahahahaha
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1293018775751516160>Responds to him in under 2 minutes
>>25344840just restart your Modem or something. doesn't that work?also next time just tell the anon to get 4chan x extension
>>25344864hahaha....
>>25344717sheepfags explain yourselves
>>25344843i have literally, never in my entire 27 years of being an EOP ever seen the word "incensed" just to say someone is pissed off, ESL pretending he's smart now
>>25344868>ywn have your head crushed by YAGOO's biker calvesWhy live?
>>25344800> it's been mainly used as a term for porn for decades. As a result, it tends to be used as a joke, not for an actual drug addict.That is also useful context. Thank you, Anonymous.
>>25344850DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
>>25344484>Nijisanji is a branch of Coveroh nono, it's the "everything is Bamco" at it again
>>25344794Sora's persona is being the super normal friend, with one or two quirks like a love for horror games. She's so friendly that she retweets every now and then stuff her 2017 VTuber friends made. Her schedule is frustrating now that her coworkers have overtaken her, but she comes off as unaffected and content with being an idol that I can't help but concede to reality
>>25344879That's an improvement from her usual schedule
>>25344812I honestly can't imagine Yagoo just casually watching the Holos. Like just who do you think he watches? The Holostars? His twitter always retweets them, there's some holos he hardly ever retweets unless for special occasions.
>>25344850cute oji roleplaying in a female body, just like every poster here
I guess I cursed myself when I said Aki didn't have annoying EOPs a few days ago.
>>25344850She's relatable.
>>25344882narrative: polka is actually yagoo's niece and is a nepotism hire
>>25344887hickchama...
>>25344539stop with clown nosesshe's a jester not a clown
DEBUTS SOON LADS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25344882pent up energy please andastand... she can't wait to debut in 5 days
>>25344881I don't even understand how he's blocked me, I've made like 5 very innocuous comments on twitter over the past year.
>>25344887EOP where
>>25344779Hello old friend, thank you for reigning in cometards.
>>25344879She should try to join the Seals. I want to see a Korone 3d hell week stream.
>>25344876that's because Artia wanted it to be that way and she loves it, Aki was literally invaded by redditors who think they "saved" her
>>25344812seriously they seem to be pretty closewhat's the narrative on this. what's with all the YAGOO flirting?
>>25344876Artia is a literal twitch kiddy and should never be used as a comparison
>>25344697The Hololive fanbase is generally pretty wholesome but Aki isn't really a mainstream appeal streamer and niches in any industry don't always come out with their reputation intact after garnering sudden attention from outside their circles.E.g. If a large group of Peko/Korone fans started talking bad about Aki in online discussions, because she wasn't as hyperactive or made as many funny noises as they're used to, this might put off actual potential Akifans from checking her out in the future.
>>25344887It's not my fault you are a brainlet that doesn't read anything beyond video-games menus.
>>25344906straya
>>25344864>just a bunch of attention beggars It'll past Aki friends. Hold strong.
>>25340367Based nousagi, itou life is patrician tier
>>25344866It's kind of wild how the numbers are only getting higher with each. I wonder when it will all peak.
>>25344883Yeah it does but I actually didn't mind the break things have been busy for me so I served my sentence.
>>25344887that's a lot of years to have gone without reading a booksome kind of advanced-zoomer phenomena?
>>25344826That's no Akifag. He would have abandoned her to chase after an even smaller independent sooner or later.
>>25344887Are you for real?
>>25344894I'm positive YAGOO watches the homos way more often. He's dropped by their chats in the past, done mario kart with them, and retweets everything they do. His feed is literally just Gen 5 and homos
>200kLmao what took her so long
>>25344864They'll get filtered hard in a week
Aight, which of you fucks keeps typing "LET'S GOOO"?
Aki...
aki finally inclined, but at what cost?
>>25344866Alowa...
>>25344928Shut up
I don't like the pity subs but they are giving her a fair amount of superchats so I'm sure she's happy with that
>>25344864I hope this passes away quickly. I hate the pity and "deserves more" crowds so much because they always bring in this garbage.
It doesn't matter if aki gets popularity due to it being out of pity or exposure due to reddit. Exposure is exposure. They say there is no such thing as bad fame. Even if she loses a lot of the viewers later, a small portion will still stay and that's important. I don't even care if all her chat is ENG, at least its some sort of audience and thats all that matters.
Time to see the results of your monkey's paw, anons. Was it worth it?
>>25344717This is classic burger mentality where respect for your senpais doesn't exist. Suisei's dream was to preform with Sora and this retard just looks at it like a race to get more popular.
Agi.............................................
Did Peko know Hinata from before? She looks pretty comfortable in their collabs.
>>25344786thanks, my pp is now the big pp
>>25344898pekora was a nepotism hire so clearly nepotism works
>>25344887You're not the only one, never heard the word before either. Australian as well so it might be regional
>>25344928Thank god for the reddit army! She'd be living in the streets if they didn't save her! Well done good sirs!
>>25344937Does Aki even need the money... sure it's good now, but I don't want management putting more pressure on her because of this.
>>25344934>aki finally inclined, but at what cost?20,000 gaijin cock inside her hair portals.
>>25344946They are the same person
BASED VINCI
>200$What the fuck
>>25344887I used it in that manner just the other day. I don't tend to use it for "angry to the point of uncontrollable rage", but more "upset to the point where I reacted, perhaps more strongly than I should have". Definitely in the category of "pissed off".
>>25344927He's running a business and his boys gotta grow. He's doing what he can to promote them and better understand their circumstances.
>>25344948Most of everyone outside a very select few (like Haato, Suisei and Shion) were nepotism hires, anon. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, though.
im happy that aki is happy and its all i need
Aki is streaming. Go over there and support her.
>>25344949>>25344916Please read some books.
>>25344938It's Reddit, they fake wholesomeness and generosity all the time to make themselves look good. This will all be forgotten in less than a week.
>>25344896That's alright, she still doesn't. Most of those redditors will get bored and leave after their "I'm such a good person for 'helping'" high wears off, and a few new people will stick around.
>4.9k viewersThats great, but man that chat seems massively english filled.
>>25344939This post disgusts me to no end.
>>25344921good to see you back then
>>25344961No
>>25344954vinci is like the anzu but instead of donating to one girl, he donates to every single girl. i even see him donate non-holos.
>>25344786>you will never wake up to Choco wearing only your own t-shirt5 years is not enough bros...
>>25344882Polka is really genkiit's cute
>>25344864>Haha I dunno what a "Aki" is but I wanna feel good about myself so here I ambased redditbros
HOW MUCH FUCKING MONEY DOES VINCI HAVE?
Did Aqua ever beat Jump King and erase the shame of her dishonor?
>>25344887Imagine wearing your own illiteracy as a badge of pride, holy shit.
>>25344975yes
>>25344970Where does he get the money to drop multiple red akasupas every day?
>>25344922>>25344914name 5 books that arent contrarian bullshit>>25344925yes, not once have i ever heard or read this word because nobody here pretends to be smart and just calls a cunt angry like a normal person>>25344962>read some booksgive me 5 reasons why i should that isint "makes you an insufferable cunt thinking he's better than everyone else because he reads big words from philosophy bullshit"
is this shit an utawaku? oh shit is is...
>>25344962Are prisoners allowed to have books?
>>25344927even though Yagoo kind of gets a pass, he understands that many fans still dont want to see males interacting with the holos, so he mostly keeps his distance. no such barrier for the homos
I hope Aki plays her bongos
>>25344887English is my first language too and I haven't seen it before either. I'm American for the record. You could have just googled it though.
Aki.. your mic is behind....
>>25344965Maybe JP should step it up before the EN crowd NTRs another Holo from them.
I legit don't get the Aki stuff.Someone will always have to be dead last among a group of people it's sad but it's inevitableIt's amazing that Hololive's lowest is at 200 fucking k, which places Aki among the top 100 Vtubers. Like shit if some vtuber can be happy for having 30k subs there is no reason to be sad for 200k
>>25344975that was literally a week ago
>20k new subscription>still 5k views
>>25344887Ahahaha read a book nigga like just open the cover for once lmao
is dbd matchmaking this long? god damn... he still has to four kill every match, 25 times minimum.
>>25344967Thank you.
>>25344961fuck offI don't give pityviews
*Watching Aki's Stream Right Now*This is a dark day for Hololive.
>>25344974He's a drug lord.
>>25344882You don't have notification on your phone?
>>25344989Ohnonnonnoono
>>25344969Why not? I'll kidnap your Towa.
>>25344882Is Polka Yagoo's personal cumpet? Lol
>>25344962I solely read translated manga and LNs, I don't need to know bullshit fancy words.
>>25344995unfortunately yeah especially the higher ranks
>>25344989Let her enjoy her incline, something like this doesnt come often even on western youtube.>>25344975It took her a while, but she finally beat it.
i haven't even supa'd my oshi yet and i did it for aki. I'm a simp guys, help me.
Aki doesn't have penlight emotes what the fuck!
It was so quick her incline, she didn't prepare for the utawaku
>>25344717>only focuses on singing>more of a top idol (though psychopathic)This son of a bitch ain't even a Hoshiyomi.
>>25344995Depending on the time of day, killer matchmaking can really suck ass. Survivor is almost always pretty quick though.
>>25344982Bro even fucking webnovels use that shit
>5.7k viewersIs aki inclining?
Reminder that Aki's song was the best in HoloFes.
Matchmaking...
>>25344882you can feel the anticipation in her tweets. gets me kinda nervous
>>25344612they will fall off eventually (thats what ill tell myself) but im here to support aki and nyoom poster
Aki, more ARK stream please. I want this fucks to get filtered.
>>25345013Nevermind I mistook it for a dildo
>>25344982Gustave Meyrinck's- Walpurgisnacht Thomas Mann- Dr. Faustus The Culture of Critique- Kevin Macdonald Decline and Fall of the Roman Emnpire- Edward Gibbons The Bhagavad Gita- I don't know
I'm happy Aki is happyAppreciate a good thing for once in your life you miserable fucks
Why are conformists like this?
>>25344953The price to pay for internet fame.
OK tell me about Aki, what's with the Apples?
i dont like reddit either but im glad Aki's happy
>>25344786Hasn't she been losing a ton of weight? Still looks pretty good
>>25345013???? she does...
>>25344254>Miko got another one into hololive
I hope polka leans into a polka gimmick, it's the funniest music genre
>6.3k viewersI hope you guys bought akicoins
i hope you guys are doing your reps and not just shitposting
Oh fuck... Aki might become my oshi...
>>25344991Unironically people who think they're saving her when she's already said she's fine where she is.
>>25344934At the cost of hlg getting butthurt
Which Holos are the conformist's choice?
>ARKI Rosenthalbased
>celebrating your milestones during dead hoursAki is so considerate to her colleague
>aki doesn't know any englishthey'll get filtered fast
poker...
wow there are supas of 50k jpy
>>25345041sorry to disappoint you
>>25345044For Japs or Westerners?
>>25345017and? the only books i read are mangos and deltora quest i dont give a fuck about real reading
>>25344911YAGOO is ghosting 5th gen irl, so Polka cornered him on Twitter, in front of public.
She's beginning to incline....
>>25345048perfect for burgers
>>25345032The fruit of her hometown in the other world.
>>25345057holy based
>>25344991I agree, and honestly, Aki has the most boring streams, so yeah, she deserves to be the lowest. It would be the easiest thing for her to do literally anything but play Ark and have the potential for new interest.
>>25345056Both together or separately
I'm glad Aki is happy.
>>25344879Anon, she said at the beginning of the stream that she had to get start getting ready for work at 6am and even stated her plan was to go without sleepingShe did not sleep at all, or took a 1-2 hour power nap
>>25344887'Incensed' is a very common word in British English, especially in literature and newscasting, so it naturally is used more there. That said, I'm from NZ and I use it fairly often when writing formally.
Towa will be a true underdog soon
/fit/ Time Boys! We're gonna do real reps!The number of letters in your favorite Holo's name is the number of Push Ups you have to do RIGHT NOW!
>>25345020Aki in HoloFes was way more graceful than you'd expect. The contrast between her and the other girls was crazy.
>7k viewsI will double my income in akicoins!
>>25345051>this anon is so new he thinks Aki doesn't know English
>>25344911We already explained it. She's scaring off unicorns so she can slurp homostar cock without a bunch of virgins pretending she betrayed them.
>>25344887>AussiesThen again you are just a penal colony
>>25345057While you really should expand your literary tastes Deltora Quest was based. I remember reading those and Gregor the Overlander in Elementary (or maybe Junior high I forget). I would really like to binge read all those old childhood books one day.
If you've ever shitposted about another holo, your oshi definitely hates you.
This is the face of the least popular hololive
So both Aki and Flare are half elves and not pure elves?
I've watched aki quite a few times or at least have her stream up because she always streams during dead hours. It's a blessing to see her this successful. Her random noises while I play dota were pretty great to calm me down from raging.
>>25345059We made it bro, we made it...
elf is new american favorite?towa...
>>25345057>Deltora QuestIrresponsibly based.
>>25345016>>25345009he shouldve picked a better timeslot but then again, if he chose primetime, no one will watch him
>>25345041I'm trying to TL an interview of my oshi as part of my reps because I'm bored and I don't really have much archives to watch.
>>25344879She and several others always seem to end up napping in the day at least.
>>25345034That's the main thing I'm happy about. Even if it's mostly fake love on Reddit's part.
>>25345070weak, real men roll for their reps, last 2 digitsrollan
>>25345070Is this a joke
>>25345085I hope all those TMT fucks move to Aki. We don't need them.
>>25345070You might have to come up with a better system, that's like 14 at most
>>25345041>i hope you guys are doing your reps and not just shitpostingSorry dad.. I'm watching Aki.
>>25345071Her song was an "elvish fantasy" song, what did people expect?
>>25345015That's because he's a sheepfag in their natural habitat
Ramen time
These fucks weren't there for Aki when she couldn't do the ARK raid boss with Coco, Miko, and choco.
I just can't be happy for Aki when these fucks are in the chat not even paying attention to her number fagging, yelling WHO REDDIT BROS HERE and saying THIS IS THE POWER OF AMERICAN VIEWERSFUCK OFF YOU DONT DESERVE THIS SWEET WINE AUNT
Fuck the new Live2D isn't helping with this feels.
aki stop youre gonna make me cry with you
>>25345099i cant even do that much
sniff
Aki... ;_;
why is it so easy to make chubas cry?
>>25345093Good luck.
WHAT DOES TMT MEAN
AKI IS CRYING
>>25345105holy cope
>>25345093Haha faggot
Aki don't slurp on ramen while talking.
aki....
>>25345070>桐生ココ4 it is.
It's very rude of Aki to be slurping ramen while doing her 200k stream.
I've seen Holo's cry, and yet Aki crying is really hitting me here
>>25344991>Someone will always have to be dead last among a group of people it's sad but it's inevitable>Like shit if some vtuber can be happy for having 30k subs there is no reason to be sad for 200kI think that's mostly it though, having 200k subs as an individual is absolutely no small feat, it's just when compared against the other holos that she might feel insecure about it. This is a still a massive fucking jump though, I wonder if some will leave eventually. Feels bad too, she's happy and crying on stream.>>25345058Did she fall in love with YAGOO at first sight? Is this the start of a forbidden love rom com?
>>25344982The Little Prince - Antoine de Saint-ExupéryCharlotte's Web - EB WhiteThe Hobbit - JRR TolkienAlice's Adventures in Wonderland - Lewis CarrolGoodnight Moon - Margaret Wise Brown
>>25345101Do some squats while you listen instead.
>>25345113Because most of them are as emotionally invested in their dream job as you are in them.
We did it EOPs
>>25345105You don't have to be happy for her Anon, she's capable of being happy for herself.
WAHH WAHHH shut up stupid crybaby
>>25344496What? Right click and download, works for me
>>25345100>What did people expect from a literal who?
>>25345113Cause they're wamen
I already cried all day with Watame. Please don't make me cry at night too.
>>25345105She seems happy to have them there. Maybe it's not about you.
>>25345116>>25345112>>25345109>>25345108>>25345120DAMMIT ! !
>>25345041The last time i did my reps was a month ago.
>>25345057I need to watch the anime sometime.
>>25344991>It's amazing that Hololive's lowest is at 200 fucking kAzki...
>>25345137It has to be enabled by the uploader
>>25345126Underdog inclining touch the heart
>>25345113Because being a Vtuber is a second chance for a lot of these women.
>>25345105Nobody cares about your autism, anon.
Aki has discovered the power of EOPs. Expect HEY GUYS segments soon in Aki's streams.
>>25345105Just ignore and block. Aki is happy and that's all that matters, don't let her know the truth.
YOU CAN ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF U GAVE AKI A MEMBER AFTER THIS INCIDENCE. SIMPERS UNITE.
Aki.... I'm glad redditchads made her this happy
Have any holos never cried on stream? I don't remember Coco or Choco ever crying.
aki...
>>25344321Based
>>25345094>>25345099Ok the number of likes on your favorite Holo's video is the number of pushups you have to complete by midnight.GO!
[NYOOMING INTENSIFIES]
>>25345152That they don't care about her at all beyond some fucked up savior complex and in a week or two will have moved onto the next thing?
400$
>her name is literally Aki Rosenthal>nooooo you can't please the EOPs crowdsasuga JOPs
>>25345158>around 500k somethingAnon, I'm going to die...
>>25345070OYAKODON FUBUKI MITO
>>25345129fuck i completely forgot about charlotte's web, that was actually a good read >>25345144its shit dont bother
>>25345128>Do some squats while you listen instead.Alright I will. I wanna become strong like Aki.
>>25345155Watame literally every single stream
Is this the inclination arc?
>>25345105reddit gangour wine aunt now
>reddit makes chubas happy>/hlg/ makes chubas depressed and angryare we the bad guys?
>>25345057You're a moron, close-minded, and consider anything outside the incredibly small collection of things you have already accepted contrarian or unnecessary (a judgment you cannot make without better understanding these things). You do not even have the virtue of a man who lives a simple, honest and humble life, you are an uncouth brute with no value to this world whatsoever, except as an example to be made of failure as a human being. You have all the world to take joy in, an entire recorded human history of millennia of knowledge, mysteries and wonders of all kinds to delve into, and you have rejected this gift.
>>25345155Choco has. I think Coco did it one time.
>>25345104Didn't they do it again after?
>>25345160Yeah, but she doesn't need to know that.
>>25345126shes always a happy and bright person its harder to see her cry
imagine caring what /hlg/ thinks, my aunt is fuckin cute
>>25345150She probably doesn't need to since she probably knows English the best of the Holos aside from Coco.
>400 usd supachaAki-san...
I fucking hate this stupid r*ddit pandering BITCH!
>>25345158So i have to do 2.9 million push-ups in the next 24 hours
>>25345155Watame cries almost every stream
>>25345150She already had those! She speaks English all the time...
>>25345155Ask me how I know you never watched a single Watame stream.
>>25345093rolling holy fuck please don't fuck me over
I will ruin every hololive appealing the EOP fanbase, first was towa, now is aki, next is choco.
Can Aki speak Hebrew?
>>25345173We're a necessary evil.
>>25345173We made Towa happy once. Good thing she doesn't see us shitting on her all the time.
>10 ars donation Holy based
>>25344982>name 5 books that arent contrarian bullshitI don't know what qualifies as "contrarian bullshit", but here are five books I recently enjoyed:- The Book of Why by Judea Pearl and Dana Mackenzie- A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again by David Foster Wallace- What I Talk About When I Talk About Running by Haruki Murakami- The Theory of Moral Sentiments by Adam Smith- On Managing Yourself (a collection of articles from HBR)
>>25345173alwayshavebeen.png
>>25345093rolle
>>25345139I cried like a bitch a dozen times now since my dog died 3 days ago and I'm not a wamen.
>20k new subscribers>still sub 8k viewsFake subs confirmed.
Hope Aki diesStupid bitch
LMAO the 400 dollar supacha (this is for everyone's tissue fees) holy shit based.
>>25345150>ExpectAki has already started messing around with English segments. Her summoning call is a much more sultry "Hey boooooys~".It's a wonder to hear.
A single clip did this what the fuck man
>>25345169>>25345184>>25345186retardchamas.....
>>25345173/hlg/ makes me happy so it balances out
>>25345186>>25345184>>25345169>never
>>25345171It's disgusting, look at them all writing WE WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT YOUI BET YOU HAVEN'T EVEN WATCHED NEKOZE PUNCH!!
I wonder how that Aki hipster feels about this
>>25345173We have helped the holos multiple times. Our deeds go silently because we don't care for the fame like EOPs.
>>25345173Implying we did any shit.
>>25345160Or they'll stay like the Towafags. Might be the same people.
>>25345199>8k viewsShe's almost at 9k what are you talking about Anon?
>>25345165This is the future you chose. NOW PUSH!
>>25345155>I don't remember Coco or Choco ever crying.You are so fucking newhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC2h3MXTatY
>>25345184>>25345186lrn 2 read
>>25345173What Reddit does for Holos: Provides content, a new outlet for holos to communicate with fans, campaigns make Holos cry with happinessWhat /hlg/ does for Holos: Dox them (Iofi) or try to get them fired (Artia: https://streamable.com/dr2i2a))
oh I seeso it's okay if a holo cries if she's trailing behind in subs
why does Aki sometimes sounds like a SEAnigger?
so this is the power of friendship
What? Aki is popular now? I guess time to hate her then.
>>25345075i hope this is the caseit would be great if she has a Rubero collab
>>25345204>A single clip did this what the fuck manEOP subchads rise up.
>>25345155Coco and Choco cried already.
>missed 5 threads>aki has antis in this thread nowS-sugoi...
>>25345212The Kenzoku have NEVER been this badly behaved or reddit infested.
>>25345204That's what happens when no one clips your videos man
>>25345204Translators are basically advanced narrative posters. Don't be surprised.
>>25345183Yes.
>>25345155Coco did on a zatsudan stream where someone said "We know how much work you put in, and it really shows." She recovered quickly, but after months of daily Asacoco that must've really meant something.
EOPchads run this website, kneel.
>>25345218>Artia clipStill funny.
>>25345204The clip would have meant jack shit if she hadn't been working unnoticed for 3 years.
>>25345173>Wealso see >>25345195
>>25345194>Dork Foster Wallace >Haruuki Murakami>Adam SmithTotal poser tier, do you just read what the gay normalfags at /lit/ tell you to disgusting.
>>25345226Conformists lose their shit when contrarians get what they want.
So is this Aki stream special for some reason other than 200k?Since she seems to be focusing a lot on the talk about kaigai nikisI just wanted to see if there was any holo streaming for some background noise before going to sleep but I don't think I will now
DRINK DRINK DRINK
>>25345218Don't forget the retard that tried to get Towa in trouble and Japanese Keemstar just laughed at him.
>>25345230>Translated vids are what narrativefags wished they were
>>25345204Shoutouts to Matsuri bandaids, FBK scatman and Miko nigga.
Aunt is drinking again?
>Aki starts drinkingIt's... noon....
Evens I supacha Odds I grill Dubs I eat potato chip
>>25345226She made it bro, she made it... Those antis are signs of success and longevity
>>25345218Add spreading false info/slander
>9k viewers E-EOPchads...?
The true test is to see if they are going to stay when she streams Ark.
who's the most sociopath holoi want to watch only holos who have never cried on camera
>already drinkingBased cool wine aunty
>>25345226ARKi made it bros.
>>25345226Guess its time to stan Hololive CN instead...fuck antis..
>>25345173>/hlg/ makes chubas depressed and angryWe don't make chubas feel anything. We do nothing.
>>25345246>>25345248Truly a wine aunt
>>25345241She got like 15k subs in a single day because an Aki clip went viral on Reddit
>>25345155Fuck you now i remember Coco crying and i’m sad
Opened a strong zero just for aki.
>Crying for superchatsWhy is she stealing Watame's gimmick now?
>>25344911Polka is a promotional genius and realizes that showing Yagoo's good side will benefit hololive and herself. Coco made a mockery of Yagoo, while Polka makes him human, one with whom we can empathize with instead of judging as some shady suit at the top with all the power who still manages to fuck shit up constantly for those we actually care about who only exist to make him money.Yagoo masterminded this and told her to do it.
>Busting out the drinks>In the middle of the day
>>25345070>letters
Imagine if cover actually hired english translators for their streamers. Like how expensive translators even be? They make tens of thousands a day and they can't even fund a fucking translator?
>>25345248It's not alcohol.
>>25344939>at least its some sort of audienceshe already had an audience you retarded cunt
Bros, she's not speaking English, I think I'm done.
>>25345254Lulu
>>25345254Suisei by far, enjoy your CCP streams and Famichiki
>>25345173/hlg/ DID technically help Roberu incline and influence him considerably. That's about it.
>>25345199She averages 5k on ark streams and even less than that otherwise. Let her have this bro
Condescension Condescension Condescension Condescension Condescension Condescension Condescension Condescension Condescension Condescension
9k now. I think the highest I've noticed her at was like 6.5k recently. I was at work during her live2d update though, was it higher?
>>25345155Luna never cried, she's stronger than these crybabies
>>25345155>I don't remember Coco or Choco ever crying.What? Dude, Coco's cry was legendary. Like it even converted people here to liking her.
>>25345256>>25345263Welcome I see this is your 1st Aki stream, please enjoy yourselves
>>25345260Got a link?
Did anyone clip Aki's crying
>very very very very happyaki...
>>25344375Do you even watch them? There's no acting here. This shit is so painful because it reminds me of relationships I've been in on a deep emotional level that you can't capture with acting.>>25344417Hoshikawa is an infatuation. It isn't love like the love these two share. It's two different things. Anyone who's felt these things could tell, and thats without her even saying so in a stream as she did.>>25344459Luna was doing this quiz game on Choco's stream and spent 10 minutes straight unable to remember Matsuri's birthday. Apparently there were other Matsuri related questions she couldn't answer also. Matsuri was watching this and it hurt her a lot. Probably piled on because at the same time Hoshikawa was being condescending to her on twitter. I won't claim Matsuri handled any of this the right way. She's young and very emotional, but I just feel bad for both of them.
>>25345248>>25345246It's not her favourite mugi juice if that's what your asking.
>>25345265>not spending your whole life either drunk or hungover weak
berry berry happy!
>>25345270ANONCHAMA!?
I don't understand any live translator?
>>25345228Reddit, discord, same shit
>>25345221All the holos are ESL anonchama...
>>25345238I've actually never been to /lit/, but I did enjoy those books. Took me a while, as I am a very slow reader. This single thread is the only place on 4chan I go outside of /d/. Maybe I should visit /lit/ some time if our tastes are similar.
>9k views i should be happy about this but it feels tainted
>>25345257Just remember that Artia isn't HoloCN.
>>25345289she's talking about berries
>>25345268Sure thing
>>25345253I have no idea how Youtube works, but wouldn't these numbers at least help her in the algorithm and get noticed more by other people that look for hololive? That should be fine at least.
>mentioned reddit on streamYeah I think we lost bros
>>25345272She has cried at least twice on stream though.
OH NO NO NO NO SHES DOING REDDIT MEMES TOO. IT'S ALL FUCKING OVER.
>>25345208She's happy right now. Which means her future streams will se her streaming with much better attitude and outlook towards her career.Those who are now watching will ignore her later, but those who remain get the happier version of her. It's a long-term investment, the cringe gang is doing you a favour.
>haven't seen a single spic in the chatS-sugoi
SHE FOUND THE REDDIT MEME NOOOOOOOO
Oh no, she's looking at Reddit memes...
REDDIT MEME REVIEW LET'S GO BOYS
>meme reviewAki no...
Listen to how happy Reddit made Aki. Meanwhile you bitter losers are here trying to find a downside. Make a holo just as happy as they did and we can talk.
ohnononono not the memes
I BERRY BERRY BERRY BERRY BERRY BERRY HAPPY!*clenches teeth*Me.... too Aki. Berry... Happy.
>>25345281>implying I don't drink with aki
>>25345279https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dLHc40dhc4&feature=youtu.be
OHNONNOONNONONO AKIBROS?
>>25345254Memes aside, it's Matsuri. Her fantasy to torture an innocent man to death is not healthy.
>>25345267No idea but CR pays its translators $80 per episode
hlg keeps getting btfo
AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEE REDDIT-SAMA I KNEEL
>REDDIT MEME REVIEWOKAY I'M DONE. OFFICIALLY UNSUBSCRIBED.
Aren't you happy, Akifriends?Your holo is inclining now!
REDDIT CLAIMS ANOTHER AHAHAHA
>reddit meme reviewSELL SELL SELL SELL
>Aki doing meme reviews>Reddit meme reviewsAre we losing?
>>25345155Miko has.
All of Hololive will become Leddit soon. This is the end game of the mastermind Coco.
>Reddit memeI believed in you Aki. What the fuck!
WELP TIME TO UNSUBSCRIBE
>reddit meme reviewAKIKEKS? EXPLAIN???
>Aki reddit meme reviewoh no...this is so painful to watch i'm gonna cry
>>25344786Link
this one is kind of cute
Reddit meme review... Aki not you too...
>>25345293>being happy about numbersDon't be a numbertard. Focus on your oshi and her happiness. Numbertarding is stupid and never works out.
Give it to me straight, statisticfags - how much subs has she gained in the past 24 hrs?
Co... congratulations... Aki... it was fun...
it's cute
OHNONONONONONONONO>OHNONONONONONONONOOHNONONONONONONONO>OHNONONONONONONONO
>>25345155Some(but not all) of the Holostars
Now she will see some /hlg/ memes too!oh wait...
WTF BROS WE'VE BEEN BETRAYED
>Aki Reddit Meme Review*Tears sleeve*I HAVE NO WINE AUNT
>>25345277https://playboard.co/en/video/HrNwbzRAi-Mlooks like it peaked at 22k with live2d
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HLG JUST KEEPS GETTING BTFO
>>25345174lmao faggot
Defend this Akiturds
Redditfags I kneel
/hlg/ KEEPS GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>2534533813,000.
>>25345338Check holostats dumbass
I FUCKING HATE COCO FOR STARTING THIS SHIT
Why westerners have to ruin everything?
>reddit has claimed another/hlg/ sama I kneel
REDDITCHADS RISE UPPPPPPPPPPP
>>25345318That is fuck all. I guess it explains the quality
>>25345280I still hate this bitch
>>25345343Towa...
Why does Coco have to ruin everything? Holy shit. If she just never did that meme review, it never would have done anything. She should have just left it to Haachama like the fucking clown she is.
>>25345292They're good books i was just shitposting. modern /lit/ is hit or miss in my opinion but you can occasionally have a good discussion there, anonymity compliments literary discussion pretty well in my opinion if you overlook shitposters.
>>25345344She can't betray what she didn't even know existed.
>>25345338About three fifty
berry berry berry happy!
>>2534533813k and still growing.
>>25345314>It took 2 months for the EOPs to get thisGlad I watched it live back then
>reddit is capable of making your holo this happyWe're entering a new era gentlemen. Maybe it's okay if we simply fade away...
Bruh almost 10k
>Aki with 9.7k viewersIsn't this what you all wanted? Are you not entertained?
>>25345356>Why XDo you ESLs phrase things like this on purpose? I know you know it's wrong.
>>25345318That's fucking sweatshop wages, what the hell
WHY CAN'T ANY OF THESE HOLOGIRLS LOVE US?WE LOVED YOU FOR THE LONGEST, NOT REDDITWHY CAN'T THEY THANK /hlg/? WHY? FUCKING WHY?!!!
You can't even be happy for your Holo. She doesn't care that the memes came from Reddit. She's just happy to break 200k.
you guys gotta relax, seething about reddit can't be healthy. Just enjoy Aki or move on
I....I kneel.
>>25345317>MatsuriWhat?!? Her twitcast crying about Hoshikawa is the worst crying in Hololive's hall of cries
>Lost Coco to Reddit>Lost Towa to Reddit>Lost Aki to RedditBros. Why are we constantly losing?
>>25345310i want the holos to be as bitter and painfilled as me
You know what, maybe Temma ain't so bad after all, lets watch him instead
>Hlg knows nothing but shit post and sabotage>reddit knows nothing but create random unfunny memes and simpingI don't want to associate it any of you guys anymore.
This chat is really, really grey.
>berry berry happy!OH NONONONONONONO /hlg/bros we got too cocky!
>multiple "WE DID IT REDDIT" in the chatI honestly though that was just a meme phrase. People actually say this? lmao
Why is polka flexing her english? Is she pandering to EOP Chads?
>>25345359You're just a tsundere.
kek, best day ever.
why are you guys always so negative
>>25345356>Why westerners have to ruin everything?>Implying you aren't a westernerkys SEAshit faggot, this a reddit neighborhood now.
Typical Jewry, she had moved on to another host. I will never forgive this bitch with G-d as my witness.
>>25345285Finally some anon who actually watches their collabs and knows how their relationship is.Luna remembered the date, but choco made her doubt if the day was just the party or the actual birtday, what have you done chocosaurus...
>>25345272Suisei cried here thoughhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=94PTfMlwuV0&t=280
sorry guys, but I'm creating a reddit account, if that make the holos happy, then fuck elitism.
>>25345267Rather than paying the translators, I think the problem is more that it's tough to keep track of every holo and pick things out to sub, since there's no way they can sub every minute of every stream obviously. Fan subbers don't have to worry about being timely and can spend more time deciding what to make clips of.
>>25345382Lost Kanata too.And Watame is super close.
>>25345375>close door>lock it>sound-proof room>start screaming>nobody hears you>WHY DON'T THEY COME GET ME???
>>25345375>us>we
>>25345375>T-thank you for calling me a...whore?
>>25345291She legit sounds like Thai sometimes, especially with her "ka" pronunciation.
>>25345387I bet it's fucks from this thread trying to be ironic.
>>25345377If you don't gatekeep now, the flood will get in. I just want to enjoy Hololive, why did it end up like this?
Will /hlg/ ever stop getting BTFO by based redditchads?
>>25345381But I'm watching True Neutral Knight.
>>25345384It's time to pick discord, the winning side.
>>25345389>Why is polka...lol so random
Are the antennas reacting to her libido?
>>25345173Well considering this place was the only place to ever even consider Aki before this I'd say we aren't all bad. Hololive reddit only cared about korone, pekora, and coco a few months ago
I don't even like Watame and I've been listening to the roll call song constantly.Send help.
>Thank you, Reddit!There you go, EOP. She gave you a name. Do you like it?
>/hlg/ getting so buttblasted and BTFO that redit managed to do what /hlg/ never ever couldpretty funny 2bh
No.... /hlg/bros... we lost... *cough*redditchads, I... I-I *cough* ... I kneel...
>speak spanishWhich one of you faggots was that?
>>25345393Based. onthejewsandtherilies.jpg
>>25345375Sometimes you dont need acknowledgement to be happy that your holo is doing well.
According to 5ch Mio and Miko taking a break to "entertain cover investor". After Mio and Miko are Pekora and Kanata turn.
>>25345375>WHY CAN'T ANY OF THESE HOLOGIRLS LOVE US?I'M SUCH A NICE GUY! STUCK UP BITCHES DON'T LIKE NICE GUYS LIKE ME.
>>25345317>MatsuriWhat part of 'never cried on camera' did you not andastd?
10k!
>>25345375Such is the fate of all 4chan fan communities. Nobody wants to acknowledge this shithole. Only local bronies got their senpai to notice them, lol
>>25345373I'm tired and annoyed enough to skip Do/Does honestly i don't even want to type at all fuck this shit
>>2534533815k
>>25345389She's going to make the EOPs think she actually speaks English and then she's going to prank them by revealing she used DeepL the whole time and doesn't know any English.
Now every holo will kneel to reddit.4chan who? /jp/ who? /hlg/ who?
yo lit
>sailor moonI'm thinking BASED
sailor moon?
Pretty much the perfect song choice
So this is the power of Hololive huh....
>>25345363Noted, I'll take a look some time. Thanks.
yess i love you aki
>>25345423Fake sociopath tears for money.
>>25345399Watame made a whole video based on reddit meme...
Anyone else watch Haato's shitty videos due to pity?
>chat nothing but englishkek her japanese viewers btfo
>>25345394Choco is devilish.
i CANNOT kneel any harderreddit truly saved hololive
Oh shit, now her stream is lit af boisss
If you guys want to be acknowledged so badly just post on Reddit and 4chan. Jesus.
>>25345344>I sure hope Aki starts to get more subs!>NONONONO NOT LIKE THIS, SHE SHOULD JUST DO THE SAME UNSUCCESSFUL THING FOR YEARS BECAUSE I LIKE ITImagine being this petty.>>25345375Because acknowledging 4chan is fucking poison and outside of the homostars we've objectively done less for them than reddit.I hate it and am internally seething over that too.
SO THIS IS POWER OF REDDIT...AMAZING
>>25345420According to 5ch Miko is my concubine and me and her are getting married during her return stream!
>>25345437>fakeStop pretending, Fiesta.
>>25345399We've lost more than we've gained. Only Artia comes to these parts and even then
>>25345403Accent. She probably originated from somewhere southern Japan. Okinawa or Shikoku maybe.
FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT
I can't believe that /hlg/ doesn't understand that this is a result of working in the shadows. We don't take credit for things nor should we envy others for doing so.
>Sailor MoonAnd just like that, she won over the EOP audience. Reddit will be all over this.
>>25345343Someone reposted one of the nyoooms on twitter and she liked it.
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
Bros, how can we claim Shion before they take her too.
she's good at singing too
God I fucking despise reddit
For the rest of my life, I will gate keep everything I love as hard as I can. God damn. Calling her "The legend Aki Roze" YOU DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHO SHE WAS LIKE A DAY AGOI'm choking on my own rage here...
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>25345454Good post.
>>25345375That's our curse bro...
>JOPcucks literally forced to bend the kneeMy penis is so erect rn bros
I don't care that much about Aki or watch her shit but I'll always like her and remember her for liking new comments that pop up in her old vids. Struggle but never give up!
>>25345399https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvlgyKTSSEAFucking KNEEL
>>25345462COPE
Why is watame so thirsty with the lion again?
>>25345452you're probably right
DON'T LET HER SPEAK SPANISH PLEASE
>>25345438Yes but I don't think she ever mentioned reddit, even if she took it from there. Just oversees fans in general.
>>25344086They'll watch this stream and comment "idk what she's saying xd" then go back to watching clips only. Why are we inferior if i'm pretty sure most of us were already subbed and actually watch her streams.
over 10k views, omedetou aki
>>25345420Well if 5ch says it that must be true and not the most retarded thing I've ever read!
>RedditWe are slowly losing our holos /hlg/.
aki is so cute bros today is a good day
>>25345454sasuga
THAT'S IT BROS, I'M GONNA MAKE A HOLO LOVE US! NOT REDDIT, BUT /HLG/
>>25345473She already did anon...
She made $5k now. Good for Aki. I'm happy for her.
>>25345169>>25345186Ask me how I know you cant read
>chat full of hearts>Aki is happy>/hlg/ is having a mental breakdown You’re so pathetic
>>25345479"we" never had shit, faggot
we lost... and at what cost...
>>25345473OH GOD NO WE HAVE TO WARN HER
What compels EOPs to spam and be obnoxious online? Why is it not the same in the east?
Aki: I'm berry berry *koff koff* happyMe: Aki.... I'm berry happy... too... *tears swell up as i put the gun to the back of her head*
>>25345454You didn't do anything good for the holos at all bro, you can stop being delusional now
>>25345475>and actually watch her streamsHahaha...
>>25344045 Can you give me her face pls?