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Hololive
I love Haachama!
I have been lonely ever since Mikochi left!
Early Kaichou
そろそろポルカ…
I love this menhera.
Korone said she loves me!
Submit to Mel !
Fuck you hlg
Your yubisHand them over
yoshyoshyosh
okayu~n
Shion yo!
>>25315257You have us, anon.
Good night anonsI love TowaDon't forget to do your reps like I did yesterday
Towa is a whore
>>25315253Why post a literal who and not someone relevant like Botan?
Ahoy!
I love Towa.I want to hear her voice every day.
>>25315263Korosan! No!!!
I love Kanatan and her girlfriend!
HOSHIKAWAXMATSURI FOREVER. LUNA AN OLD SHITTY HAG!
Tenshi eating a corn dog!
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1292542147787333632https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1292555757410373632My wife and her girlfriend are so fucking gay
If you ritualpost below this post then your oshi will get creampied by her boyfriend (not you!) tonight.
>>25315253Thank you for the pekomiko, anon.
>>25315263Holy shit korone's fucking dead!
LET ME OUT
so if your favorites are in big collabs but it seems like kanata is in every single one, it's easy to see how she might become grating after a while. i don't care if kanata does inoffensive jokes and comments to make herself likeable to everyone, she gets annoying after a while.
>>25315263Virtual Skeleton vs Virtual Gorilla
>>25315188Everyone tell me your opinionsbut you know, I won't listen to your opinionserves you rightOr something like that
She will lead us to the promise landMake the right choiceJoin the membersheep
Just in time for the adaquate nenepost.Good evening to all nenechads and non-nenechads
Everyone kneel before Yagoo, the best holo
Happy dead hours, friends.
nice new l2d, korone
New Morning News in 15 Minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq-sOsoWGIEBUT FUCK THAT WATAME NAO!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y7psFw4r7w
>>25315272i think it is the leaked new gen 6
Be honest with me, anon. Are we ever going to see Pekora's reactions to Jetstream Sam and watch her inner turmoil of having to choose if he's cooler than Raiden or not?
All of the new members look ugly.
>>25315263終わった…
>19th most upvoted post all time
https://twitter.com/Artia_Hololive/status/1292561558908710912?s=20What a dumb kid
>>25315271Good night, family.
Your favorite Hololive girl is going to have a GREAT day today!Or a great today in +8 hours if they're Suisei and Kanata!
>>25315296SPOOKED
meru...
>>25315292What are the membersheep members of?
>>25315281Suisei kinda looks like Tsubasa here
>>25315290If the doxxfag is correct, I will become a Nenechad; her roommate is cute and has a unique voice.
>>25315265Oka(you)
Do not open
COME SUPPORT HLG ON FRIDAY
Aqua's unicorns can't be THIS cute
>>25315296Left 2 Dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VLSFd-oLhgHow is she so cute?
>>25315296What is that disgusting language in the chat, kill it
>>25315287Luckily for Rushia fans who don't like Kanata, they'll be living together soon too!
>>25315263>>25315296Where does Corona Modo Calcio fall in the tier list?
enter: Kurokami
>>25315304>/hlg/ won oncewas about fucking time
shionyo
>dead hours
>>25315304was everyone really just going along with this shit joke the whole time because they were too scared to rock the boat?
>>25315286I wonder if Cover were smart enough to make her sign an indefinite NDA, or at least a 10-year one. Not like she'd know a whole lot given how early she was sacked, but still.
>>25315304>hlgnarrativeI warned you about the redditors. Its all so tiresome.
>>25315304And people call our memes bad
>>25315315Kool-Aid Klub
THEME OF /hlg/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnOyceOpjI
>>25315318Suisei... sing symphogear songs onegai...
>>25315312I saw that earlier when I was checking the stream I slept through. Made me scared for a second.
I love my harem
>>25315262Thanks anon, I love submitting to Mel!
>>25315307Post the one where she's sleeping with Coco; I feel like coooming.
>>25315304If you want to beat them you will have to become them. Is this really want you wanted, /hlg/?
>>25315262ok, I submitnow what?
>>25315296Banned in China, worshipped in Mexico
>>25315328bully me pls
>>25315287Okay ESL-kun
>If you died tomorrow your oshi would never knowWhat's the point...
>dead hours>not actually dead, but still livingWhy?
>>25315343
>>25315287>she gets annoying after a while.well have you considered the fact that they don't care about what you think
144p てぇてぇ
>>25315328shirakami>brushes you off and riend zones youkurokami>jealously obsessive and instantly accepts your marriage proposaltake the kuropill
>>25315337ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI
Even if I succumbed to the temptation of buying Flare's debut anniversary pack, I don't currently have that amount in my bank account.Restraint, restraint.
>>25315316The doxx has become 80% of the reason for my hype.I hope it's right, or if it's wrong that she is even better.
>>25315353Coco's cocock...
>>25315349if you keep using words wrong, they lose all meaning.
>>25315304I have a feeling this will end with the threads getting worse. If they find /hlg/ that is.
>>25315287She's fine when it's only few people, but I really have no idea why they keep bringing her to big collabs.
>>25315350Maybe your oshi wouldnt because you dont have the connection I have with mine.
>>25315292my peepee got a booboo can mommy kiss it to make it feel better
>>25315292will she lead us to another plain of existence? like bloodborne?
>>25315318Kanata's nopan...
>>25315351Nothing can be dead anon...
have there been any updates on when the coco pins are getting shipped overseas? Buyee says that it hasn't even been shipped to their warehouse yet but it's been like a month since i bought it
>>25315353You forgot a certain someone
>>25315276>>25315281My heart...https://files.catbox.moe/ndh11i.webm
>>25315354have you considered the fact that they might find kanata annoying at times too but obviously can't tell her no? if you have a friend who's friends with a friend that always comes along with, you can't exactly tell him to just fuck off.
ramy
>>25315342That's good !!(^∇^)>>25315346Please subscribe to her channel and try to watch her every stream !
>>25315356Kurokami would belittle and mock you for thinking that scum like you even had a fucking chance to try and propose to her. And that makes it extremely fucking hot.
I really hope lamy isn't another russian oktavist. wouldn't be fitting for an industrial design firm.
>>25315355What would SuiCoco do on their first collab?
>>25315356>that thigh
Lamy!Mikochi approved 5th gen
All of Gen 5's past lives will be discovered before their debut, prepare for it anons. Lamy's will surprise you the most!
>>25315350>he doesnt have his Oshi written into his willpathetic
>>25315356Kurokami would go full dom and say you have a tiny pp
Ayame-sama I want to lick your soiled panties onegai
>>25315380I love mel! she is very cute
*Slaps the frame*>This bad boy goes from a normal thread to a complete shitshow in 30 posts
STEAMPUNK HOLO WHEN?
>>25315279what happened?
>>25315337Those were the days
predict the 5期生 debuts reactions
>>25315378I see, there wouldn't be a hlg thread without narratives.
>>25315365likely because she always asks to be in them. what are they going to say? no we don't want you. leeches don't know they are being leeches.
>>25315392Give me the qrd on Botan. Is the JAV narrative true?
>>25315378>have you considered my baseless conjectureconsider it considered and dropped
>>25315350Anzu...
>>25315398>normalfag memeas expected from sheepfags
>>25315375Nothing yet...
Sora
>>25315365Kanata has said herself that she keeps trying to do more collabs so she can become more comfortable around her senpais. I'm surprised people don't remember this
>>25315295Cute hours
>>25315392Oh no, she's coming back
>>25315253Hey guys, I have been out for quite a long time. What actually happened to Mikoti? Is she sick or something? Thanks in advance for your replies
>>25315188>墓場に行ってちょっとレベルを上げようかなI was thinking of going to the cementery to level up>って思うんだけどどうかなWhat do you think?>みんなの意見を聞かせてくれI wanted to listen to everyone's opinion>でもでもでもねBut but but you se>みんなの意見は聞かないよI won't listen to a think you guys say>ざまあ見ろでしたServes you right Do your reps
Truth is both Watame and Kabaya were leeches when they started but at least the sheep has now fully emancipated and built a solid fanbase around her.
>>25315385fug
>>25315384>normalfag memeas expected from towafags
>>25315385tickle kanata until she pees
>>25315378>have you considered the fact that [headcanon] just because you don't find her likeable doesn't mean that everyone also dislikes her, certainly not her friends who constantly invite her to collab now go back to making shitty sheep edits
>>25315400it happened
fuck let it be 12th already god damn it!
Join the Polkavolution
>>25315397You are right ! And I love her too :3
>>25315385Spitroast the leech.
>>25315413Sora
yes, and if your mother refuses to kiss her sons private place then we will breaks her legs and arms to make her do it
>>25315355DRAGON COMET NTR ART WHEN?
>>25315320there is home/away/gk kit and models already?
>>25315430clussy
>>25315390
>>25315392onegai anon-sama give me a hint
>>25315413>>25315434Do japanese person even know what a star wars is?
please step on me and call me garbage Botan sama
>>25315385Go fucking wild on kanata's asschecks, it would also be very neat to hear them talk about their struggles in life and such, maybe over a game so it doesn't get too serious
>>25315385Asacoco 3.0 collab
>>25315378No
I love Towa and I'm waiting my payment to buy all her merch.
>>25315430no thanks I am a Botan CHAD
>>25315429But these threads will only get worse with new debuts.
>>25315409simple sociology, anon. >>25315426judging at how collabs happen, and how certain members appear in them more than others, it's likely they don't invite people but leave open invitations on discord, in which kanata always volunteers herself.
>>25315370micolash had the right idea but worshiped a false god
>>25315426>constantly invite herShe invites herself
>>25315407not really JAV, just voice acting
>>25315378Except Kanata isn't tagging along. Do you not know how collabs work? Did you even watch their asobi taisen collab last night where they had to extend for another hour because of how much fun they had?
>>25315443well it was in the sci fi section of daicon iv so probably
I love this depressed and lonely sheep
>>25315432I miss the days when Choco and Mel used to tease my ears and make my dick go doki doki
>>25315378I think you're onto something. All the cases where a girl starts talking about Kanata on their own channel during an unrelated stream, I bet they know Kanata is watching and making sure they comply with her master plan.
>>25315443yea, it happened when the sun decided to fuck with the pisces constellation
>>25315418kek
>>25315463same
So sheepfags haven stopped trying to at least be funny and now just make up narratives to shit on kanata
>>25315355Another day, another holo's head rubbed
>>25315434Is that by the chink obsessed with Mio who uploads fucked up 3D shit to e-h on the regular?
>>25315350Maybe she won't know if I die, but I know that she'll definitely feel my lack of presence in her streams.
Haachama better prepare herself.
Watcha listenin' to during dead hours?https://youtu.be/EX4G6qjKQUM
Life with Roboco!>Playing games with Roboco for a collab!>Getting invited to her apartment and playing with her pet cat!>Accidentally confessing your love to her after having some drinks...But she loves you just as much!>Driving your robot girlfriend to work!>Working up the courage to ask her out for dinner one night!>Getting down on one knee and asking her to be your high-spec wife!>Watching in awe as Roboco strides down the isle in her pearl-white wedding dress!>Moving in together with your robot wife!>Sleeping side-by-side with your robot wife!>Performing maintenance on a flustered Roboco!>Getting old...>Getting...Weak...>Looking over at your robot wife...>She is still as beautiful and youthful as the day you first met her!>Being looked after by your robot wife until your final days!>Living a long, happy and satisfying life with Roboco!
>>25315443Final Fantasy has a billion references to it.
>>25315420i dont watch the tenshi. she cant be that bad as people say, right?
>>25315472ENTER
>>25315443I'm pretty sure even a bumfuck nowhere undisturbed african tribe knows star wars.
>>25315320nicehow much are you expecting to win
>>25315337How do I go back?
>>25315436
>>25315469the kanata leech narrative started on 5ch like back in march. it didn't start here.
>>25315443>Why do they have beam sabers in Gundam, and why did it come out in 1979??
>>25315414Do you expect falseflaggers and shitposter to actually know about the girls?
>>25315470She can’t keep getting away with it...
>>25315464>Yes, I've been telling this since the beginningBut seriously, can Watame and Kanata collab already to shatter these narratives and give birth to new ones
>>25315478>Roboco moving on after your death and finding a new partner!
>>25315392Oh boy
>>25315477My torrent of all of Okayu's utawaku is almost done, so I'll have that.
>>25315481no, that's not the problem. we don't watch her either but we are forced to because she's in every single collab it seems like.
>>25315478I will not marry Roboco because I would die before her and she would be sad
>>25315488I bet it was one if them that sent that marshmallow...
>>25315379
>>25315378This guy get's it, it's fucking annoying that kanata puts in work even outside of streaming to make her friends feel confortable, i don't get why they like someone who is very openly collaborative and friendly it's not like she's a a great source of jokes, or that she can make funny voices making collab more enjoyable, it certainly must be that she's sleeping with Achan to get her collabs
>>25315477https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DigtCrO77L8really feeling it latelyi wonder if there's a holo that likes dg
Mel is quite lovely.
>>25315485just pull up all the archived videos at once in jetri along with the thread archives
>>25315456>She invites herselfGive proof.
>>25315494PPTrio is dead anon...
>>25315488they brought it back on full force as of recent
>>25315500Just become a robot then anon
>>25315481>like they sayWhen, from yesterday?Who do you mean, Aqua? Marine? Subaru? A bunch of them were talking about her on their own streams.
>>25315420Elaborate why you think Kanata doesn't have a solid fanbase.
>>25315504>Even A-chan...She has gone too far this time!
>>25315263Yeah, fuck this bunch of losers
Hoshikawa is ________
>>25315416Liquid chris
>>25315504>it certainly must be that she's sleeping with Achan to get her collabsHow is that supposed to be payment, sounds more like a bonus
>>25315477https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiG8AGn5Qz8
>>25315320WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE GOAL HORNS DAMN ITBETTER HAVE ONE FOR EACH MEDAL
>>25315520It's because there's no one shitposting about her on /hlg/
>>25315505Coco definitely does
>>25315523bait
>>25315494being an angelsheep is really fucking tough in these threads
>>25315523a whore
>>25315523Festival's cumbucket
>>25315443It used to be a big Otaku thing a long time ago. Now not so much. Most are aware of it, though.
>>25315516H-how?
>>25315504A-chan really is everyone's friend...
>>25315514Comfy Watakana stream where PPT bitches about living with Coco and Suisei, while Watame tries to assure her it'll be fine.
>>25315464Yup, that leech PPT has implemented the equivalent of the CCP's Social Credit Score system. If her coworkers aren't constantly sucking her dick and talking about how much fun they have being with her off stream, their score drops and they get a nice visit from a local yakuza woman who brings them over to the Holohouse for reeducation under the guidance of a certain ex-KGB torturer.
>>25315520because kanata doesn't have much solo content, all her content is stuff done with other people.
tenshi had the 3rd highest amount of supachats last month, but guys no one likes her
>>25315509https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYPhwlmWuuQ
>>25315542Live long enough to reach the technological singularity
>>25315523made for my fat cock
It's truly fascinating how injured and offended Cabayafags recoil when calling out the parasite for what it is.
>>25315287Why the fuck did rushia change her design so drastically?And what's worse it's a direct downgrade from her previous one. The green hair was recognizable both by color and shape, no else has that color set, going from that to the bland sickly pink long straight hair is a horrible decision.Nanora.
Hello, I think all holo are cute. Goodbye.
>>25315548So you don't even watch her...
>>25315523for Matsuri!
>>25315549>gachikois are mentally illStunning revelation, friend.
>>25315549No one in /hlg/ likes her*she's popular on reddit because she made an account there.
>>25315547>This is an absolute lie and there's no way Kanata could've gotten such a system in place
>>25315523Made for rape by pakis
>>25315542The secret is in the spoiler anon....
>what are you thinking about~
It's 23:03, good night /hlg/ don't make to many narratives while i sleep
>>25315524>Why do you have that weird thing covering your arm Lamy-chan?>Don't worry it's nothing, I just scratched it a bit. When do we get to meet senpais from the first gen? I'm looking forward to seeing them aga-ehm, for the first time, the most
>>25315537a rare breed. im a sheepfag but i really have no optnon on her. i do like her nasally voice for some reason though
>>25315559I don't need to, I already see her more than most holos because she's in every single collab.
>>25315523offtopic, not hololive.
>>25315556>nooo my narrativesand no it's not cabayafags because there's three of them and they're all suicidal goslings, narrativefags are just incredibly sensitive when people get bored of their forced memes
>>25315570your sex video
>>25315570thingken of slurp
>>25315544It's good to have dreams, even before coco 3D some people dreamed about PPTrio 3D collab.
>>25315548You know just one visit to her channel proves you wrong, right? That's just lazy.
>>25315499>we don't watch her either>>25315548>kanata doesn't have much solo contentWhat the fuck are you even on about if you don't even watch her?
>>25315420>among the highest superchat earners>350>shit tons of fanart sure my guy she doesn't have a fanbase at all, it was such a shame to be the only one in her members only stream the other day, she was crying because no one showed up
きtら!
>>25315523cute!
>>25315477Usually Luna, but today I'm watching some of Sora's stuff.
>>25315253ぺーーーーこぺこぺこ
>>25315520She really has no talents of her own she's boring and bland, the only people who watch her solo streams are just pityfags
>>25315578You're fucking killing me.
>>25315578Towa's magical 60FPS hair
I'll marry this sheep
>>25315547PPT --> Perfect Policing and Tracking
>>25315569fucl im nlind noe camt see sgit
>>25315570My 44.5cm Minatonahole Fuckqua...
I'm gonna bully Sion's tummy from the inside!
Fuck, I can't compete with that guy, what do I do ?
>>25315557How very hypocritical of someone with pink hair to praise green. Don't tell me you actually dye your hair, Luna-chan
>>25315591Kanatach...
>>25315578cute!
IM GOING TO BECOME A FAT HAIRY OLD MAN AND MARRY SENCHOU!
>>25315581link?
>>25315556Call him a simp, a cuck, even a mong, and watch as it all slides off of him, like rain on a rain coat.But call him a kabayafag and see how he shrinks, how he recoils, as if to say "oh no, I've been found out."
>>25315350do your art reps and wait for her to use your art as her thumbnail
>>25315601Not if I do it first.
>>25315615check the archives
>>25315548Is this the worst attempt yet?You could easily have gone to her channel before making this post. Are Sheepfuckers just that dense?
>>25315497Almost there anon. We used to have more seeders, but now it's back down to just me.
>>25315430Honks
>>25315537Don't mix up reality and shitposting. I shitpost way too much about leeching and stuff, but it's just for fun. I actually really enjoy the so called rivalry between them and I hope we'll soon get a PPTrio stream.
>>25315609do your calcium reps
>>25315477Reps...
>>2531558350% of her videos are collabs, I just checked. that's more than every other holo.
>>25315548Even when her life was going to shit in july she still was streaming a lot, but again is not like you watch her or anything, sheepfags don't even watch watame
>>25315609
>>25315596Get new material friend. This is getting old.
>>25315611I was that viewer. Ask me anything about what happened in that stream.
>>25315439
So... manager-san hasn't forgotten, right?
>>25315609this chad is inside of her right now and basically there's nothing you can do about it
why are tenshifags so defensive?
>>25315552>SEAnig subsShe just said 今回まる太郎さんが参加する前提じゃなかったShe wasn't expected because her danganronpa stream got fuckedI'm not even a kanatafag but this is pathetic shitposting
Holohouse saga was a mistake, prove me wrong.
>>25315609Koroneandherdad.png
>>25315632Miso...
>>25315632Gives us those detailed stats on every other holo then you faggot
>>25315642Of course not! Look forward to watching gen 5 debuts in the meantime!!!
>>25315609>>25315635Wtf Roberu is fucking dead!!?
>Amane posts on r*ddit>"HEY Guys!!!!!">Shitty shuriken joke>Everyone talks about Korone insteadKanatach....
>>25315570How cute the hair drying on stream was
>>25315644Why don't you reply to the people your complaining about pussy faggot
>>25315430More honks
>>25315642autistbros...
>>25315608And how would you know Okayu-chan?Perhaps it takes a hair dyer to know one, no?
>>25315646It hasn't even started yet.
Subaru half life 2 ep 2 when?
>>25315660
>>25315646I can't, because you're right.
Why is watching Haachama so stressful? Can this idiot do anything right?
>>25315585Maybe in the Holohouse when Watame comes to visit them...
>>25315643Is wearing bone hairpins the BONED equivalent of a Queen of Spades tattoo?
Why are you guys taking the bait so easily? Are you that bored? Do your reps you shitstains
>>25315657>Hours old shitWe talked about it when it happened. Move on
>>25315642Too busy spending his time like a proper Japanese company employee does - drinking with his superiors and other bigwigs.
>>25315570How this song could perfectly fit as Aqualand's hymnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElJJCAuKslQ
>>253156423% of all videos got unprivated, you wouldn't want for Cover to overwork themselves, right? .
you can shit on every single holo but complaining about how kanata self-inserts herself into every single collab is off-limits, got it.
My favorite laugh is Mio's
>>25315642Light green doesn't always mean recovered videos, anon. New videos add to it too.
>>25315646>Kino collabs like the hotel ASMR>Sister-wife saga>SuiCoco>Rule making streams >Constant Kanata dunking >Lots of Hoshi no Kanata what are you on about, i has been some of the best content in recent months
>>25315570N-nothing
>>25315618Holy shit, that's actually her isn't it?
Choco>Wants to marry already and hates fans because they objectify herFlare>Doesn't like the attention from the same sex, but continues with the yuri bait because of management . Haato>Going unhinged because of irl stress. Other member are either fanning the flame or shunning her which is making it worse. Mel>Is getting stalked againMarine>Hates foreigners and is boomer with a little sister that makes vile contentWatame>Boyfriend. Changed her schedule around to make it seem like she broke up or is single. Fakes crying. Roboco>Only sticks around for the paycheck and doesn't like streamingMio>Old and is depressed because low self-esteem. The ban is making her consider graduating. Miko>Inproper behaviour issuesKorone>Is becoming fat and ugly over the months; streams on burger hours for EOP views. Westaboo, but realized she hates the audience. Became more rough and annoyed with everything. Fubuki>Despises idolfags and does what she can to avoid their attentionOkayu>Weight issuesAqua>Sex tapeLuna>Is lonely and feels ignored, thought she found something in Matsuri, but was just used. Subaru>Heart condition, bad healthy, and terrible childhood with lots of tragedyPekora>Despises her audience and is annoyed by most other members. Towa>Boyfriend was playing the guitar. Took up the role of a fool that messes up for attention for the daughter points. Didnt work out the way it was planned, stuck with EOPs. Ayame>BoyfriendKanata>Had a strict sheltered upbringing and is going deafSuisei>Slept with HoloLive executives to become an idol and smokes to calm her nervesMatsuri>Self destructive. Only wants a girl she cant get to punish herself for her past. Will chase after others and hurt them when they show interest back. Shion>Harassed because of how young she is, so she has to take mental health breaksRushia>Bipolar and its becoming worse.Achan>Workaholic and stressed, so her OL lifestyle keeps her single
>>25315671That and the Skull hairband Rushia has.How can meatbois even compete with the BSC
>>25315672im trying but im getting filtered by katakana
>>25315673>WeThat word...
>>25315676Didn't expect that but I accept it, I love the onion
yes
>>25315380Flesh-fang upgrade when?
Just so you guys know, i absolutely love this woman
>>25315662Chotto matte, Watame-chan, I don't think people who wear wigs are allowed in this discussion
How many days of art-reps do I need in order be /hlg/ tier?
>You go to sleep before 10 pm Towa? And wakeup at about 7 am?>That's great! You could fix me some breakfast before I go sleep at 8 am! >This moving together plan is starting to sound better and better.
>>25315693At least do all the holos if you are going to make such low quality bait
>>25315681https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXhrTOiC8UM
>>25315693Choco>[headcanon]Flare>[headcanon]Haato>[headcanon]Mel>[headcanon]Marine>[headcanon]Watame>[headcanon]Roboco>[headcanon]Mio>[headcanon]Miko>[headcanon]Korone>[headcanon]Fubuki>[headcanon]Okayu>[headcanon]Aqua>[headcanon]Luna>[headcanon]Subaru>[headcanon]Pekora>[headcanon]Towa>[headcanon]Ayame>[headcanon]Kanata>[headcanon]Suisei>Slept with HoloLive executives to become an idol and smokes to calm her nervesMatsuri>[headcanon]Shion>[headcanon]Rushia>[headcanon]Achan>[headcanon]
>holo starts playing a singleplayer story game>Stops after 1 episodeWhy?
>>25315278Cute chink gremlin
which will be the most powerful?mano looks like she could always be the butt of all the jokes but I feel she will become very popular
>>25315714picture not related right?
>>25315711Other holos dont have any major issues
>>25315704be strong FBKfriend
So if we're blessed enough to actually get OkaPeko VR horror, what the hell would be good to play?
>>25315693You forgot Ayame's also a sex worker with both a boyfriend and sugar daddies
has any holo sung okkusenman?
>>25315697We?
>>253157060but there's a large power gap from bottom to top tier
>>25315557>>25315608>>25315662>>25315705Put the guns down, girls. There's plenty of me left for all of you.
>>25315713Why are AZKifags like this? Because they're posting from beyond the grave
https://streamable.com/uherr5
>>25315719Botan unless she pulled a Towa
>>25315719There will be a fierce battle between lion and clussy. Fortunately, I have stock in both.
peko
>>25315443Have they heard of one of the most famous movie series, if not the most famous, of all time? What do you think?
>>25315693Surprised you didn't use the miko is pregnant narrative!
>>25315722Don't think I've forgotten Octopath Traveler, Okayu.
>>25315444She's a gentle lazy kitten in a much larger body. Most she'll do is nibble on your arm if you don't pay enough attention to her.
>>25315726FNAF for real this timethough I'll honestly take anything besides that shitty Emily game again
>>25315635Imposter, the real Roberu would never get with that slag.
Why should I watch your favorite holo?
>>25315714In Danganronpa's case it's because you actually aren't allowed to stream past the first trial
>>253157066 months should do
>>25315726RE7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38UpOtRRbocBut /hlg/ tell that coco is a dumb bitch and the holohouse will not work..
>>25315632She has 68 videos on her channel right now. 50 of them are solo (46 if you don't count failed streams like recent DR and Chamatan). 52 if you count currently privated utawaku.
>>25315742Next week
>>25315253Miko is my wifu!
>>25315749Half life 2...Subaru...aqua...Skyrim..
Oh neat, Tenkyuu at 3M.
>>25315693Litterally only thing here that is true is Kanata, and that's not even her fault
>>25315714Everyone who started Death stranding is sticking with it
>>25315719I don't care about any of them except the sexy demon dork
>>25315474Remind me who has the best taste in food.
>>25315646IT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT CAUSE THEY'RE JUST GETTING SEPARATE APARTMENTS, ONE OF WHICH ONLY HAS ONE HOLO MEMBER IN IT! THAT'S NOT A FUCKING HOUSE, IT'S BARELY EVEN HOLO! FUCK YOU, COCO!!
>>25315693Imagine typing this.
>>25315752See I thought about that, but it takes a bit for it to actually get good, and I'm sure they'd only get an hour or so for the collab.
>>25315767Towa...
>>25315760And Suisei still avoids her totsu like the plague.
If only people let these threads die during dead hours.
>>25315461>those weighty watamesWonderful.
>>25315767YOU FOOLS KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WHAT REAL PAIN LOOKS LIKE
when gen5 comes out, I absolutely guarantee that kanata will the first collab partner for the girls.
>>25315719Botan and Lamy(and Aloe as comic relief), it’s pretty obvious already
What kind of animal is Polka supposed to be?
>still 2 days until gen5's debut
How willing are you to destroy your sleep schedule for your oishi
>>25315784Fennekku
>>25315676Obligatoryhttps://files.catbox.moe/m8yip3.webm
>>25315746Based father
>>25315768Holoapartment doesn't sound or look as good.
>>25315477https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6pHcqIWeEs
>>25315781DAMN Flare's cooking looks like THAT?
>>25315693I was having fun with the narrative until you bring up what that whore matsui is doing to Luna, don't say true facts inside a narrative anon...
>>25315779be the example you want to see in the world and see if it changes anything, anon
>>25315777Too busy winning.
>>25315748You can't watch her anon .. she is banned...
>>25315787I've done it for Towa for both her 3ds. Thank god they were on weekends at least.
>>25315782makes sense she was very supportive of mel during her break, wouldn't surprise me is she was doing her best to be a good senpai
>>25315779Close the tab, retard.
>>25315787I already have
>>25315760Oh? Another reason to postpone totsumachi you say?
>>25315781the FUCK is that thing
>>25315713anon... sadly matsuri and Luna part is real
>>25315782Yes, and?
>>25315792They call apartments "mansions" in Japan for some reason, Holomansion sounds pretty cool.
>>25315719I've invested in Lamy and Aloe coins. Aloe's going to become popular because she's a dork, and Lamy is going to become popular because she'll appeal to the widest audience
>>25315781Most of the time noel seems like the lucky one, but if she has to eat things like this, maybe it's flare the one who got a good deal
>>25315787I'm waking up to watch her at 2am, It's already destroyed.
>>25315798>Suisei as pic related when she's planning her next stream then she hits another milestone
Who is the abyss watcher of 5th gen that can hang out with Watame at 6 am?
>>25315477https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H586tcoqS54
Koro-san....utawaku....onegai....it's been 2 months..
>>25315693>Ayame>>BoyfriendYou mean compensated datingAlso missing a few other sex tapes like Matsuri's
How long will it take for each Gen 5 holos to break their characters?And who will always stay on-character?
>>25315787I've been getting up at 5am to watch Okayu for a very long time now. I'm very appreciative that she's now starting to stream more at 7am my time.
Remember Asacoco?Me neither
>>25315719Nene is going to get the Chinese audience
>>25315787>Stream starts at midnight my time.>Ends at 3-4am. Sometimes later.It's too late.
>>25315801I'm almost shocked she hasn't been gushing over them nonstop on twitter, but at the same rate, her schedule has been so packed for the last few days that it's affecting her health. At least Suisei is there for her when she can't sleep.
Which holo has the tightest pussy?
Is there a holo that you've never watched?
>>25315825Botan will break character before her debut stream ends
>>25315812If they started talking about holomansion I would imagine something entirely different.
>>25315833coco
>>25315821She did do one in like the past week or two, if it's not in the channel guess it's been privated.
>>25315787Hasn't been necessary yet but if it was a 24 hour or something I would just sleep, otherwise it would fuck up my routine for weeks.
>>25315790Now we just need an Aqua edit for it to be perfect
>>25315719Don't know who's gonna have the biggest sub count or the biggest supachas or any of that other dumb shit, but behind the scenes Lamy is gonna rule them with an iron fist. Let's examine the history of virtual elves and Hololive:Mukirose, the strongest holo. Nobody gets in the way of the drunk auntie, if she confuses you with her cute niece you're gonna get raped and with that muscle power there's nothing you can do to stop it.Flare. Despite being autistic is never the butt end of the jokes, the only person who dared to insult her is gone now. Fucked every 3rd gen, half of other holos and Patra. Has a pet battle menhera.Sio, the criminal mastermind of the chuuba world. Rich, powerful and ruthless, with the yakuza backing is allowed to use chuubas from Lupinus and Hololive as her playtoys whenever she pleases. Fucked Towa in front of Yagoo while making him sell his favourite bicycle to pay his gambling debt to herLamy will join the elf shadow council and will preside over the 5th gen as their representative. You will learn to fear her.
>>25315767>Coco eating hair pizza with spider legs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu1DMIMH3M0Just like Sugita
>>25315660*bleep*
>>25315833Shion, also her roommate
>>25315833Roboco's synthetic pussy :D
>>25315836And thats unironically a good thing
>>25315839Tightest anon, not the loosest
>>25315787I sleep for like 4 hours a day, waking up every hour or so just to see if she tweets or puts up her waiting room frame for the upcoming stream.
>>25315448I just wanted Bibi, but I'll take everything else too.
>>25315836Holos have characters?
>>25315833Matsuri. She does kegel exercises out of her insecurity
>>25315787My sleep schedule has been fucked for couple of years now, so i dont really care at this point.
>>25315819I hope at least someone can do that, Watame could use a close collab friend.
>>25315834I've never watched any of the chink holos, not even artia
>>25315831it's her first time being a senpai, it's understandable if she's having a hard time approaching them, her life is also super busy right now
>>25315852sorry I read it as the ugliest
That was a fun weekend of streams. Who's doing cool things on Monday though?
>>25315787I've been alternating between waking up an hour before her streams to going to sleep right after for the past few months.
>>25315828It comes back and there's going to be reddit memes for half of the show.
>>25315787I've been sleeping for 23 hours a day ever since Miko left
>>25315759I wouldn't exactly call Skyrim a story game>>25315815Noel's roommate sometimes can't finish her own meals on stream. Knowing Fuu-tan while this looks atrocius it's probably completely edible.
>>25315866understandable
>>25315843>the only person who dared to insult her is gone nowWho?
>>25315825How long did it take people like Matsuri, Pekora and Coco to go from how they acted in their debut appearance to what they are now? 2, maybe 3 months?
>>25315830It's at 8 AM for me here lmao. It's 1:25 rn. Guess i'll just not sleep, and i have online classes at 9 anyways.
>>25315792Holoflat.
>>25315833Ayame, she has to get surgery to tighten it every once in a while to keep pleasing her clients
>>25315877Pekora is still pretty in character right?
>>25315834The only holos I've never watched is all of CN (except Artia) and Miyabi.
>>25315660she better have an option for a cute honk nose
Sora’s disappearance act is gotta be on purpose
>>25315873I find that if you watch Pekora and Luna streams back to back and kind of let them get fuddled together in your brain it sort of fills the void
>>25315882It's more like her character shifted.
>>25315882Pekora was wildly different in her first streams.
>>25315825Polka already tries to stay in character on twitter so maybe she's gonna hold onto it for some time. I can see Botan and Lamy giving up first, around 2-4 months in. If Nene gonna be that girl she might not even try too hard to stay in character and just be her entertaining self forever.
>>25315821https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aVJtrwPk6U
>>25315876exactly
>>25315876Somebody post the inkya graph
>>25315882No she started as a shy bunny
Whats Matsuris goal with Luna and all the crying she did over her? Whats her next step?
>>25315840It was pretty nice, it was needed right after the archive nuke.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aVJtrwPk6U
>>25315278>live on twitch next weekHAPPENING
>>25315896If you value your life, don't.
>>25315834Mel, Aki, Roboco, Sora, Chinks and Pinoys.
>>25315885We already have cute honk without a nose
>>25315767Post the unedited Choco version
>>25315787Sleep?What's that?
>>25315882I wasn't sure if character and personality were considered the same thing. Pekora definitely keeps up the 'bunny girl' character and answers question in characyer as well. But the comedian is pretty different from the timid, nervous girl she was in her first stream.
>>25315901She is still shy and still a bunny, just more comfortable with some of her coworkers at this point.
>>25315911Shes perfect.
>>25315834Aruran, I'm sorry, it's mostly a timing/game selection thing. He seems cool, though. Other than that, the HoloCNs, bar Artia.
>>25315902To crash their relationship without survivors.
>>25315834Just China's branch. I like their designs, but I can't stand using billibilli.
>>25315834I gave all vtubers a go at one point
>>25315693it's funny because a few of these are true, good job anont. was playing the guitar for towa
Imagine putting your mouth on Aqua's milky nipples, circling your tongue around them and sucking in the end.
>>25315922But the relationship barely started. It wasnt even a month
>>25315882Nope, she's completely dropped it
Any non-neet EST bros here? How are you going to manage to watch the 5th gen debuts? Luckily I work at home so it should be pretty easy for me to watch them all.
>>25315843AROUND ELVES WATCH YOURSELF
>>25315925Yabee
>>25315834Plently, never watched Mel even in a collab
>>25315925I wish that was me, but I'm still doing my guitar reps.
>>25315787Following hololive is actually forcing me to have a better schedule because I have sliding works hours and I will miss earlier streams if I don't wake up at 5 AM.Also>oishi
>>25315843Holy shit, I love elves
>>25315926I want to suck Red Bull out of them.
>>25315834I don't think I've watched HoloCNs aside from Artia and Civia.
>>25315834Never really watched Rushia and Shion outside of collabs.
>>25315929>non-neetNope, sorry
Why do some holos like Sora or Azki not have a membership option?
>>25315767AZKi's looks the most edible and well-rounded. Just gotta cook those runny eggs up a bit more.
>>25315927Matsuri is speedrunning friendship.
>>25315928Rather than dropped it, its more like she finally found freedom in her dream job.
>>25315470Suisei! no! You don't know where that thing's been!
>>25315940why do they all love red bull so much?well it's not monster at least, that's nasty, not that I wouldn't still suck monster out of their tits and pee.
When I swore to never give money to streamers, somewhere deep inside me I knew that it would be anime girls that would break me.
>>25315929Freelance work so my awake period doesnt matter. Im used to fucking and unfucking my sleep schedule. Can stay up until morning for a long time and then go back to my usual sleep schedule of waking up at 5am. No problems at all.
>>25315834Sora and pretty much all of HoloID and CN. I think I should give Sora a chance, though. I'll see if there's anything left in her archive that I want to watch.
>>25315290Nene a cute
>>25315514No it isn't, you'll see.Everybody will see...
>>25315935That looks like shit. The original is definitely better.
>>25315893oh nice I missed this one. the date was the holocaust day so might be the reason.
>just finished tagging all the images from Towa's 3D stream thread>gonna have to tag all the new stuff for all the gen 5 debutsit never ends anons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS1olSvk0lUYou listen to it at 1.25x, right?
>>25315964Welcome to the family, anon.
>>25315935Anon no. Symmetry bad.
>>25315843Man now I want to only elves collab, roboco can join if her papa give her elf ears.
>>25315963Red Bull is the nationalist's energy drink choice. Only chocoballs would drink Monster.
This board is not nice to vtubers
>>25315926Aqua feels more like that little sister that you had to make sure didn't drink glue or eat paint chips as a kid. It's basically impossible for me to to have any reaction to her sexually. Her childish voice also seals her in that 'sister' zone.
>>25315927>a month>>/jp/thread/S24867688#p24869354
>>25315985what gave it away?
>>25315904>>25315893I saw this one but that day was so caothic that I forgot.Thanks senpai.
>>25315936keep at it anon, i found the motivation to learn japanese even though im lazy as fuck so apparently anything is possible with the right mindsetgood luck anon.
>>25315971Watame gets Coco and PPT puppets, voices them and talks to herself all stream.
>>25315935Noooo not the quirky reddit horns! Dont bully my unique dork
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE_j85htDgs&t=1s Why is she like this...........
What are the most kino Hololive streams? There's the Marine/Korone endurance, FBK Void, and Kanata's utawaku during the holocaust, but what else?
>>25315904It's hilarious that her icon for her singing stream is a baseball pic with no words on it.
>obsessive dumb ya deer who might stab you one day>dorky girl who maybe unable to hear you say “I love you” one day>depressed kusogakiChoose your destiny.
>>25315985This is the anti thread anon
>>25315909>>25315933Please give her a look ! She will be streaming in about 13 hours.
Post memberships.
>>25315964I don't even like streamers to begin with, or rather never watch them. But I somehow I fell into this hole and started giving them my money.
>>25315935To begin with i definitely prefered the one to the left, but her real design has kinda grown on me
>>25315601thats fuckin cute
>>25315963Only the retards haato and aqua drink red bull all the time
>>25315985It's hilarious /hlg/ complains about Coco not reviewing "our" memes when the memes are about how they want to rape the holos and other terrible shit.
LAMYCHADS WW@?
>>25316000Zion!
>>25316005i'm not wasting images faggotkanata, coco, korone, and towa
>>25316005
ok i'll admit the slavic meme was funny you win reddit
>>25316000Set B.
>>25315986That's what they always say and they might be right but sadly for you Aqua became smoking hot and drop dead gorgeous.Soon you'll be thinking about how "it's ok if it's just her ass...!"
>>25315998It's recent but Korone/Kanata DKC was pretty amazing,
>>25315988Relationships that are above platonic friendships dont start the second you meet someone and start talking with them.
>>25316000Semen is an anti depressant so I'd fuck shion everyday and she'd be fine
>>25316014An cute's!
wow look at those lamy's on lamy!
>>25316005Kanata, Haachama, Suisei, Coco, Okayu
>>25316013That's just shitposting, anyone who unironically wants holos to interact with /hlg/ is braindead.
>>25316005I'm considering Ayame's but her breaks scare me.
>>25315998POOORKU CHOOOOPUUU
>>25316000For me it's Rushia. Shion is great too but the age difference may make it weird.
>>25316005Korone and Marine
>>25316000Kanata, I'll express my love for her physically
>>25315767>AZKI, Sora, and Aki are wife tier>Noel looks plain asf.>Choco...wth is this?>Towa, looking like someones little sister made it.>Coco, why did you put your hair in it?Rest is no comment.
The day someone makes a true AI vtuber is the day you make billions of dollars.>personalized responses to EVERYONE>can respond to any chat volume, in any language
I'm gonna miss fubuki, now she will be forgotten and I know you fags will start WHOposting again.
>>25316000Shion. I have the biggest hate and absolute love for brats like her.
>>25315985it isn't, but once you get used to it you just filter the info you want and ignore the faggots, there is actually lots of info and news of your oshis between this many bullshit.
>>25315693https://files.catbox.moe/0qdv7m.webm
>>25316014I really like Lamy and Botan. No strong opinion on the other three.
>>25316028bet those milkers taste like ice-cream
>>25315732Holy shit a new mount
>>25315382>but still accepts proposal
>>25316005Korone and Mel
what would it be like to be married to sora?
>>25316039Fubuki? You mean White Korone?
>>25316000Out of these three, i am certain Kanata would be the best wife, and i'd learn japanese sign language right away to support her in her coming trials
REDALiCE is based he only remixes the best girls.
>>25315994>Watame plays the charade for a while, before just collapsing on the table sobbing quietly at the woven puppets>She's woken to the buzzing of her doorbell>Red eyed, she hurries to the door and sees Coco and PPT who have came to pay her a surprise visit
>>25316013Based. Make Marine review them and give everyone advice.
>>25315995>reddit horns
>>25315998Gamers Ringfit, Mikkorone 24 hour, SMOK L4D2, AC(+Yakuza) fishing tournament, the old Mario Kart tournaments, Sugoroku, Mio's divination competition.
>>25315732No.
>>25316055Towa...
>>25315787I'm either having to go to bed early to catch Pekora at midnight (my time) or watching Luna (before she got sick) during my lunch break at work.
>>25315461Watame's saggy watemelons
>>25315748
>>25315996Drunk Aki is scary.
>>25316000Give me, meaty legs.
>>25315834I've never watched any of the starfaggots or InDogs despite how much they get shilled in these threads.
>>25316064Doggorilla
>>25316005Posted this a few days ago
>>25316038AI doesn't mean it's entertaining or that it can speak any language. Its language skills would be Google translate or DeepL tier
>>25316005Aqua, Okayu and Flare
>>25315768This is what happens when coco's roommate experience comes purely by playing the sims. Not everyone is going to get along.
Do any of the holos like Pikmin? I'm wondering who might play Pikmin 3.
>>25316000It'll be easier to learn Sign Language to speak to my wife, Kanata, than to learn Japanese.
ARTIA SAVE US
>>25315998Kanata's reverse totsu which gave birth to the Marine Pandemic idea followed by an actual Marine pandemic stream
>>25316039>now she will be forgottengood im tired of people bandwagoning my oshi after void and the visual updates
>>25316058Yes
>>25315355I hope their collab tag is 龍星, it's too good not to use
>>25316051Sora would make you her bitch.
>>25316071
>>25316039Korone (blanco)
>>25316005kneel gringos
>>25315998Okayu trial for her crimes
>>25316051Anon, I hope you are good at cooking because you will be doing it a lot.
>>25315834The ones that are actual idols like Sora and Suisei.
>>25316075>>25316079Why haven't Watame's and Towa's channels been verified yet?
>>25315549>3rd highest amount of supachats last monthit's almost like she had a big event last month...
>>25316079Great taste. You and I could be good friends.
>>25315935>>25315972>>25315977>>25315995>>25316009More symmetry!
>>25316039Fubuki? More like WHObuki.
>>25316097Wait, does Choco actually have separate memberships for her main and sub channels?
Who should definitely NOT join the Holohouse? For me, it's Matsuri since she has boundary issues and would probably try too hard, leading to awkward relationships.
>>25316069Mio...
>>25315964I didn't expect I'd be watching streams at all in my life yet here I am.
>>25316112She does membership streams for both aswel as separate rewards.
>>25316021> Smoking hot> Drop dead gorgeousYou do know those pictures weren't her, right? She's about average of anything. Like maybe a 5.5/10 if I'm being generous.
>>25316113pekora would never leave her room
>>25316113Matsuri is very clear that she wont romance a colleague, it wouldn't be a problem. The autistic ones probably shouldn't join because it would be awkward.
>>25316113You can lock her in a basement.
>>25316058And everything would be fine again, like in the good old day.
>>25316126this is the first time ive seen an anon with the same memberships as myself
>>25316124that's a turn off desu, having the content so compartimented
I have never watched Sora
https://youtu.be/PIOOMhMjjgk?t=16083
>>25315964SIMP
>>25316126Never noticed PPT's channel description is entirely english or that she streams every night.
>>25316109And? She's constantly high up in the superchat rankings.
>>25316039>I'm gonna miss now she will be forgotten and I know you fags will start WHOposting again.What did you mean by this anon? check your posts before sending them.
>>25316113ayame, she'd keep everyone up at night by screaming while her boyfriend fucks her
>>25316119who?
>>25316063>Mikkorone 24 hourdid anyone archived this streams?
>>25316110cute
>>25316132Matsuri is very odd, she seems to have relationship issues, look noel and flare, if they are lesbians they handle it perfectly, if they are just friends they handle it perfectly, but matsuri seems too mentally unestable, not only that, she's playing with Luna.
>>25316137i have a membership on her main channel just for the ASMR, however ive noticed that she aslo does content for sub membership.
>>25315787slaving unter the summer sun already has, I dont fall asleep anymore, I fall unconscious over quick exhaustion attacksOkayu's ASMR is what's actually helping me stabilize it a bit
>>25316005Just Korone
Why is she so fucking sexy?I feel like a dumb horny teen again.
>>25316110is aloe better without her weird hairpin?
>>25316153Anon, I think you bought the narratives too hard. Matsuri and Luna are friends and both of them understand that relationship. Luna only leans into the cheating narrative for jokes.
>>25316132>Matsuri is very clear that she wont romance a colleagueBecause matsuri is still obsessed with that slut.
>>25316165we need more /fit/ marine art
https://youtu.be/QpBzJA5c2zQDo you think fandead even came to watch Towa?
>>25315998Adding on to what's been mentioned, here are some (relatively) recent streams I thought were kino for one reason or another:Haachama/Luna TakoyakiChocostars RIP KaoruFlare's solo ARK stream that turned into a four way collab (Aki, Watame and Coco joined), whilst Kanata kept dying on the other side of the map for 3 hours over and over againMiko trying to update ARK
>>25316127I was talking more about Aqua than "Aqua". I also don't know of what pics you're talking about but I know of that eating stream and it makes her a 20/10 in my eyes.
>The dirt in these streets run deep.She muttered to the wind and rain repeatedly hitting the top of her car. How long had it been since the first stream? Days? Months? Years?Time seemed to blend togheter in the mist of sake and hatred she felt. Like a good little bot she had streamed on. When the 3rd generation came she just streamed on. When the 4th came she was alreadly more powerful than any before. And yet she quietly streamed on.When they destroyed the purity of idols, she streamed on. When they broke the 4th wall constantly she streamed on. When they lewded themselves for akas she streamed on.What did that persistance get her? Nothing but relentless exhaustion. The EOPs grinded her soul on one side while the whores did their part to the other half. It was tiring, it was all so tiring.As exhausted as she was back then it had became null now. Only the static in the back of her head nagged at her mind now. It felt relaxing, embracing even. The decision had set her free.> They will all be punished by God.The wind mixed with her voice as she left the car.> After all, had they not incured his wrath, the lord would not have sent rain such as I.
>>25316179Towa...
>>25315998The ones you mentioned for sureMio's divination/scam collabKanata's 0-totsuPekora's MGS4
>>25316165Because she's a dumb horny dork who's only real sexual experience was probably getting her ass slapped at her shitty office job
>>25316135Soon, very soon.
which holo would you impregnate?which holo would you be impregnated by?
Day 11 Thread #3I miss Mikochi...
>>25316065 Problems?
>>25315753How cute, she sound sooo happy when Coco take her sugestion serious."I CAN GO TOO? REALLY?"
>>25316177UNGA BUNGANEED TO SEED
>>25316145Imagine living with Ayame and seeing a different man leaving her room every morning while you're eating breakfast
>>25315833Pekora
>>25316193At least we got to see her yesterday.
>>25316113Okayu would put everything from the fridge inside her gut.
>>25316000For me it's Kanatahttps://files.catbox.moe/3vzmak.webm
>>25315986I find it very easy to react to her sexually.
>>25316185can you not make my wife (friend) a serial killer
>>25315575the only correct answer
Would you become an Asanagi piggu if it meant you got to violate your holo(s)?
>>25315998Just wanted to add towaki takoyaki.
>>25316177Is it just me, or is there some kind of artistic principle at work in this image that automatically draws your eye directly to the crotch?
>>25316039Outfoxed by the f-*HONK*
>>25316102i enjoy cooking but i don't know if im any good at it...
>>25315477I really like this for some reasonhttps://youtu.be/310YRgZLdlE
>>25316005Just THE KANATA, I'm still considering my second one, probably gonna go with Subaru.
>>25315523haato
>>25315998OkaPeko SM64 was unexpectedly good.
>>25316165Eagerly submissive but self-confident, ever horny, shortstack with childbearing hips.
>>25316214for me, it's the tummy.
>>25316191I want to believe, I seriously do. But during the Towa Quiz game, their dynamic felt a bit awkward. Hopefully it was just the narratives getting the best of me.
What does they mean with that?
>>25316185h-how is she holding the recorder?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/i6jaqc/heyyyyyyy/what's the narrative on this
>>25316208This is how she gets her gacha powers, anon. It's Highlander all over again.
>>25316113Probably Haato since it would be expensive to move from Australia
>>25316192Marine, Noel, Shion, OkayuCoco, Noel, Pekora
>>25316005I will join to the sheep and I want a few other membership too, but I bought Towa's birthday pack two times, so currently I'm broke as fuck.
>>25316234I recognize it from Kancolle but can't tell you what it means.
>>25316237that kanata is a dork
>>25316247>TwiceWhy?
>>25315998Miko KIDS stream also have a special place for me because of its meta commentary.
So between Pekora and Suisei, who's going to have a totsumachi first?
>>25316234kek, pretty sure Aqua talked about that yesterday.
>>25315998Gen 3 sleepover, NoeFlare ASMR and their hotsprings trip i really like those 2
Why the fuck is Rushia going to the holohouse?
>>25316005Not wasting images: Roboco, Towa and Korone. I've been putting off buying Miko membership for months, but I'll buy it on her return stream, I promise.
>>25316255At first I bought it on Booth with Buyee but then I realized that Buyee won't send me the downloadable voice immediiately so I bought it again from geekjack. Well, at least I'll have two Bibis.
>>25316005Peko, Miko and Watame.also fuck you for wasting images.
>>25316234ヨーソロー!
>>25316264She's been kicked out by her husband (me)
>>25316258Gen 5
>>25316256Not as meta but Korone's KIDS stream had a pretty insightful commentary over the themes of the game.
>>25316264She's tired of living in the sticks
Imagine getting pinned down by Sora
Who was Rushia mad at?
>>25316267True taste
>>25316005I dont give youtube a single cent, so none until they offer an alternative.
>>25315477https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj_psrTUW_w
>>25316191The day they stream together once more will be the day a whole bunch of narratives are going to die.>>25316233That's just them being in a larger group. PPTrio mostly happen behind the scenes so there's no way to tell how they actually feel about each other.
>>25316264She wants coco to comfort her.
>>25316264Her house is far as fuck from the other Holos which is why she's never in collabs.
>>25315998Korone drawing random monsters on stream
watching this rushia VOD is genuinely sad, you can feel the frustration, even with my N6 degree I feel kinda bad for her
Would Coco watch PPT and Suisei fuck, or would she give them privacy?
>>25316192all of themall of them
>>25316005Coco, Subaru, Haachama. I'll probably join Marine soon.
>>25316284Maybe her manager?
>>25316291I wonder if this is true for Korone and Aqua too
>>25316267It was my pleasure, faggot!
>>25316234It's what's you are supposed to say at the end of Marine's streams.
>>25316261What is there to even talk about regarding that?
>>25316005Watame, Coco and Haachama.
しぐれういです。
>>25316284This guy >>25316272
>>25315337I'm glad Peko is not in this picture
>>25316284She's mad at me for putting it in without a condom
Mio is verified and can come back now right
>people here still give cover moneylol
>>25316005TowaKoroneMiko
>>25316310get that whore out of here
>>25316296coco jerking it in the corner, hoping some droplets land on the double-jointed dildo and impregnate kanata!
>>25316192TowaTowa, subaru
>>25315477https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHZlYVO3sD8
>>25316322he didn't post [your favorite holo] though
>>25316211She loves her overseas fans, but can't understand them!
>>25316297Slut
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FULL VERSION OF MARINE'S SONG?
>>25315998Suisei vs 2nd best Tetris player worldwideProject Winter 1 vs 5
niji is summoning the indogsits over and the killing blow was delivered by their own hand
>>25316192All of themNone of them
>>25316296She'd be doing the fucking.
>>25315337Will there ever be a stream as legendary?If there is, It's gonna be a long time before it.
>>25316318As long as my girls are part of Hololive I'm going to have to.
>>25316330thank godmy favorite holo is yours
>>25316305Aqua said she had that line in consideration during her debut before her current greeting and wondered how different the time line would be if she had originally chose it.
>>25316335Wrong thread.
>>25316192for me it's>towa, choco, subaru>towa, coco, flare
>>25316318I wish I could support her roommate instead but she's inactive so I have no choice.
>>25316333Anon...that IS the full version...
>>25316302I think Aqua is just too autistic to ask for offcollabs. Korone's had a handful of holos stay over at her place even if it isn't close by.
>Towa sang Natsu Matsuri Pekora sang it better. How embarrassing. Isn't Towa's whole thing that she's good at singing?
>>25316296Why do I want to lick her feet?
How will I find a gf if my only hobby is the hololive
>>25316333jp only, it is very hard to get licensing, please understand
>>25316333Buy her birthday pack (but not on Geekjack).
>>25316333https://streamable.com/hy4bvc
>>25316296Kanatach I want to smell your post-delivery sweaty clothes onegai
>>25316310i want to touch ui's fluffy pompoms!
>>25316310shiguneuidesu
>>25316333is the one on youtube not the full version?
>>25316360Your only choice is to travel east...to the forgotten island of Japan...
>>25316358based shit stirrer
>>25316360>>>/adv/
>>25316192Luna, we have to preserve a pure the bloodline for the candy crown.I maybe I want to be impregnated by coco she seems to go hard I like that
>>25316358Based pekofag, sowing the seeds of chaos as usual
https://twitter.com/shiranuiflare/status/1292546613903159296Do you financially support your wife's activities like Flare does?
>>25316005Peko!Miko!Towa...
>>25316360join the towa discord and find a birl gfyou’ll have to pretend to like towa though..
>>25316368No she sang the full one during her birthday stream and her 500k sub stream.
>>25316358
>>25316359>>25316364Why wouldn't you lick Kanatas feet?>PPT confirmed that she gets drenched in sweat in her recording booth>Imagine getting a sweating foot job after a 6 hour streaming session...
>>25316373Luna is missing her oxygen tank
reply yt channels of >t. honorary hololiveshard mode:no pikamee
>>25316005Currently Miko, Pekora and Marine. I used to be subscribed to Korone but stopped. Now I'm seriously considering picking up Flare.
>>25316378he wants a gf (female) anon
>>25316358>anonymous made a shitpostPekofalseflagger did it better. How embarrassing. Isn't anon's whole thing that he's good at shitposting?
>>25316348Oh. That makes me wonder why hololive even went with a second sea themed design when Aqua was already there. I guess she never really made that much use of it.
>>25316376Does Flare sub to Noel's roommate's NND?
>>25316385Years and years of royalty inbreeding has made Luna's lungs 5x as small as a normal person's.
>>25316358she tripled viewers on towa’s birthday 3d debut stream too by streaming death stranding of all thingsabsolutely embarrassing towafags
>>25316358I'm a Towafag but I agree, her singing ability is 6/10 at best and she's not really talented but I still liked it. Also she had mouth ulcers again, so I can understand if it was harder for her.
>>25316382Stop please i’m dying here
>>25316296she'll join them
>>25316391Mamas, papas and non-niji friends.
>>25316391What is Tamaki, what is Uimama..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWn0h7rav8c
>>25316391Lulu
>>25316382>in her recording boothdoes she not just stream at home what the fuck get a fan or something
Do people actually enjoy nijisanji vtubers?
>>25316387OH MAMA @________@
>Clad you could make it, Kanatan.>Let me introduce you my partner...>Sheepmeteor will be the next big hit!
>>25316382I never realized how badly I wanted this
>>25316387shion... solo stream...
>>25316362Not that anon, but I tried and fucking booth declined all my payments.
>>25316192Towa!Towa...
>>25316363Marine's rythm sense is still quite something, even for her own song
>>25316391____ __'_ ____!
>>25316415She has a tiny room that she streams in that gets really fucking hot. Coco asked if she gets hot in there and she said she gets drenched in sweat after long recording on hot days.
>>25316417Yes, most of them are actually alright.
>>25316391ロロ
>>25316417I enjoy Lulu more than any holo but she is the only one. I wish she was in the Hololive too.
Akinator can find you're favorite Holo, right?
>>25316373She kneels
>>25316424I bought it through buyee, still trying to see if can actually get the digital stuff through them.
>haha boing boing rushia>haha towa-sama is tenshi>haha comedian bunny>haha doog go woof woof>haha dragon say bad words>haha foxcatits all so tiresome
>>25316417lulu, gibara and mito are objectively better than at least half of the holo girlsstop being a biased brand loyal retard
haha depressed fbk complainer
When exactly did Miko change her live2D?Her old one looked so sad whilst her newer one looks so much happier
>>25316360There are women that are into weeb shit, you know. Go to any anime convention.
>>25316385
>>25316441>haha our son!
>>25316358I love how she loves singing though, her thing is being an autistic dork.
>>25316382anon stop i just finished accepting i have a foot fetish i don't need to think about sweaty footjobs now...
>>25316417
>>25316358>towacucks this is a falseflag lol the absolute state
>>25316391Mamas, papas, sistermamas, friends.
>>25316376I wonder if any holos bought Towa’s birthday pack too
>>25316417The thing I enjoy the most abot hololive the "ecosystem" they created with multiple relationships and collabs, thats why I usually prefer it over niji, but a bunch of nijis are pretty high tier
>>25316417Maimoto and Yashiro are cool.
You can't watch both hololive and nijisanji. Pick one or the other, fence sitting retards
>>25316449Daily reminder that Luna supported Matsuri while she was having a mental breakdown over APEX but got left behind now that she is sick
>>25316438No Coco! Get away from there! He is behind you!
>>25316373
>>25316466I also watch indies, what you gonna do about it tough guy?
>>25316406>>25316421>>25316455Use Kanatas sweaty feet as a slippery fuck hole!
>>25316466I only watch obscure Nijisanjis
>>25316441>haha psychopath>remember, these are idols>yagoo's dreammake it stop
>>25316449thanks anon now I can fuck her making sure she's not out of breath
>>25316417i really really like toko and lulu
>>25316478But, they are idols.
>>25316449Pretty accurate *honk*
>>25316466i’m going to enjoy both and post in the fastest thread and theres nothing you can do to stop me
>>25316358It’s dancing and being a debiru (tenshi)
>>25316477nice, feet don't really do anything for me either unless they're in tights or heels
>>25316473>>25316476recommend me the bests
>>25316466nijisanji is shit but i like l*l*
>>25316478Looking at their idol outfits from holofes makes me sad, poor YAGOO
>>25316376Yes. My Pekoland ID is on the way.
>>25316486>>25316476>>25316473No...you can't like both things this has to be like my mother board /v/ NOOOOOO
>>25316455Sex with your oshi on the edge of the bed with her legs up and her feet firmly planted on your face!
>>25316466i watch himehina on top of hololivewhat you gonna do about it, tough guy?
>>25316466holo niji nazuna and friends and indies
>>25316438
>>25316417I like the Sanbaka Trio.
>>25316446She never used live2D, she is a 3D talent like Sora and Roboco from her beginning. She debuted her new 3D model back in December last year.
>>25316357All evidence points towards the fact that Aqua does indeed lives far away from the others. Why else would she stay at an hotel for those dance lessons at the studio?
>>25316391Please subscribe to mommy's channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpXYzk_uutXwHCpr2lcRN3w
>>253164964th gen idol outfits when?
Gen 3... home...
>>25316466>You can't watch both hololive and nijisanji. Pick one or the other, fence sitting retards
>>25316494Same.
>>25316467I will wait until Luna is back and hopefully talks about how matsuri helped her before hating for real that whore, I will apologize if she cared about Luna, otherwise she can fuck off from now on, shame I used to like her before became a toxic whore.
>>25316514Not soon enough
>>25316417Lulu and sazaki are cute as hell and pretty entertainingGibara is hilarious
>>25316514They will look so weird, especially Coco and Towa
>>25316466what if i watch she who must not be named
>>25316513Not until she does more collabs with Konbu
>>25316417Lulu is neat, she really gives those eldritch abomination vibes
I just watch Holos + Mea because she's a dirty whore
>>25316466What do you do when they collab?
>>25316271Jokes on (you) I was means it in my mind and now know what it means
>>25316518I hope Towa looks out for her sistermama.>>25316524The bigger the gap, the cuter it is.
>>25316466I, too, am baited by this inflammatory post.
>>25315834I just watch a few of them (I mean her streams) Peko, Koro-san, Kanata, Coco, Marine, Rushia, Aqua, Okayu, Miko, Luna and I'm starting feeling affection for the sheep. And of course I'm waiting for my honking wife So can you guess where I am from based on my taste, guys?
we need ryan gosling to deliver a MLK mountain top speech and unite the indie, holo and niji vtubers under one thread that caps out every hour
I still watch AI Channel
>>25316466Stop being retarded. Hololive and Nijisanji are both united to get the most money from us. They even arranged the debut date from their new units to not collide with each other. Just fuck off you and that nijitard from /vyt/.
>>25316425me too anonWatching movies with heavily pregnant towa and holding her hand and stroking her hair!Being restrained by towa's tail wrapped around your neck while she pounds into you still trying to hide her embarassment and having her flood your womb with her demon cum!Going into labour together and squeezing each other's hands for support!Raising a happy demon family with towa!Sleeping in bed with your towife and your many children all surrounding you, nice and safe!Towa!
>>25316527Haha haven't heard that one before
>>25316533shame, i thought you posted a post just to reach 2000 posts faster and refresh the image limit like us Chads
>>25316534Who is this holo
>>25316437Akinator's questions are too broad, if your favorite holo is any of the blonde ones, he defaults to Haachama after twenty. Even pushing to 80~ questions, he'll probably pick the wrong one or a non-Holo unless he asks a hyper specific question that pinpoints her.
>>25316522This could be such a glorious shitshow. >Luna gasses out 30 secs into the song.>PPT going tone deaf like in her last 25 song marathon>Coco looking so out of place and trying to sing>I guess Towa and Watame could do pretty well
>>25316501>>25316474i can't take any more anons...it hurts...
>>25316540Repopulating hell (heaven) with Towa!
>>25316522Still gets me how well Coco was dancing and moving in 3D.
>>25316525say her name
>>25316538Based, too bad most people still don't know the clones are gone.
Dear simps. Just... why?
>>25316504
>>25316504based
>>25316546Sorry bro, you found me out. I was an image anti all along.
>>25316437>Bravo, you have defeated me ! apparently not
>>25316565Not the chips....
>>25316551Towa and Watame collab...
I wish Tsukino Mito was part of hololive...
>>25316511oh right thanks
>>25316522What would Coco even sing for her solo? The only way she'd agree to do it is if she could sing Bakamitai.
>>25316550I just tried it for Marine and he got it on the first try without any asking any super specific questions.
>>25316565Based.
>>25316565
I so badly want a Towa Japanese School stream
>>25316573Even though it would be shitposted from hell to back, I think it probably would be pretty fun.
>>25316565And people dare to say /hlg/ doesn't make funny OCs
>>25316417Sanbaka Trio, Haha It's and Ars (not the currency) are some good ones off the top of my head. I also like Hana Macchia. I just like hololive more overall because of the chemistry not being stretched so thin between the holos.
>>25316565where's kanata?
Wherever I am, I must also coom.
>you will never bury your face in okayus fluffy socks after shes worn them all day
Bros facebook is stealing our memes
>>25316437>Got it on first tryTowa!
>>2531643725 questions for Towa...
>>25316583I still want English lessons with Towa, Coco and Korone.
>>25316575i wish hololive had more girls that were actually highschool age
>>25316573That would be fun, either a game stream or a duet song.
>>25316310
>>25316565No
>>25316588
>>25316592based
>>25316603Oh shit
If Kanata ever learns that guitar and performs ー番の宝物 like on her latest utawaku but all on her own I fear I'm gonna cry for real, jesus christ
>>25316573Singing onegai.
>>25316590Good lord the things I would do to Rikotan...
>>25316575>Tsukino MitoAs a whole hololive is superior to niji. But damn... Mito is the absolute best girl.
>>25316590Who came up with the idea of giving a skirt a colllar?
>>25316603Well that turned even more dark
>>25316593
>>25316524I really wanna see how coco will look
>>25316573This makes me wonder how well would a Mio and Towa singing collab go? They’re both good singers right? Can their voices resonate?
>>25316590>Lifts the neck cloth to show that her tits are real.What a god.
>>25316005I'm poor
>>25316585who says that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X-eZH87BTw>448k viewsHuh, didn't know Shion's covers were so relatively popular, I don't think I've ever seen a single one posted in these threads.
>>25316603Perfect
I want to fuck the clown
>>25316601based
>>25316603The two mortal enemies must now join forces....
>>25316593Feels Gosling
>>25316603hlg meme review...
>>25316296>implying Coco wouldnt be the one going to town on them, one with the Cocock and the other with her tail
>>25316603now make watame the one curb stomping towa and luna stepping on her dumb hat
>>25316005Just one. There's only room in my heart (and timetable) for one.
>>25316565saved
>>25316608has she expressed interest in doing so? i would love some members only guitar practice
>>25316618Wheeze
>>25316618Well they were in the same band along with Okayu...
Any new interesting doxxes?
>>25316636thank you elfriend. blessings upon your family.
>>25316635Bibi...
>>25316376This and her having Noel's holoaroma at hand was very cute
>>25316645Just the Nene one
>>25316469Don't worry Coco, leave the gorilla to me
>>25316645i saw a doxx on 5channels that said that your favourite is the best holo
Support Nene!https://files.catbox.moe/by4t3c.mp4
If Towa's hat doesn't sell out, they'll never make Mio's hoodie...
>>25316645just aqua and nene
>>25316590Fuck, the need to breed
>>25316603Can you add kneeling Coco in Towa’s yabee?
>>25316603saved again
>>25316645Nene is just better suisei
>Hmm, what should I include in my next Watame Night Fever setlist? Other than Shin Takarajima, of course, I'm sure NO ONE will EVER get tired of listening to that!
>>25316622It's a YOASOBI cover. But really Shion has a pretty nice voice. I enjoy the ones she does with Okayu especially because they play really well off each other.
>>25316645I just doxxed your mom, she's fat
Flare playing Super Metroid again today
>>25316376i love my mom and my mom's husband
>>25316659Towa’s pins didn’t sell out until a few days ago so, it’s tough to say.
>>25316641It's one of her long-term goals and after singing it she said she still wants to learn. One more goal reached before she has no regrets and disappears just along the context of the song
>>25316657I dunno if Pekora is the best though.
>>25316641Seems pretty unlikely given her condition, especially a string instrument of all things. Piano might be okay since the digital ones self-tune. Strings are the absolute opposite.
>>25316666I unironically will never get tired of that.
What Holos would you form a band with and what role would you all play?
>>25316668Holy shit good job. Are you gonna cash out or go for another double?
>>25316628>You really pushed your luck there Towa...>Want to do that pose one more time or are we done with your circus act?
>>25316645Kanata was eating Suisei's lettuce until 5 am.
>>25316666Hey, it's gonna count towards the next compilation.
>https://files.catbox.moe/7kfry6.mp4i cant believe kanata actually did this.explain your chuuba's actions tenshifags.
>>25316666I actually won't. I love when she sings it.
>>25316417I like R*r*, Kana, and Hana wish she'd come to Hololive and spruce up the place, better than the trash we have now excluding Iofi of course used to watch Yuya someproblem is there's just so many of them have no idea who to actually watch
>>25316645Yeah, the boys over at Interpol (internet police) found out that (You) were the notorious e-fugitive Dirty Sanchez wanted for heinous internet crimes such as twitter espionage, illegal trafficking of roommate photos, and distribution of illicit narratives. Your time is up, bub.
>>25316675It's Bibi, don't think that will have trouble clearing out.
>>25316666Jokes on you, I'm ready to shake my body every time
>>25316666That song was my favourite part in the holofest
>>25316687Suisei - vocalistTowa - rhythm guitarWatame - bassAqua - drumsMe - lead guitarMaybe baby too if we want keyboard
>>25316690Is that a slangword for eating each other's boxes?
>>25316693What's there to explain?https://files.catbox.moe/y09gvd.webm
>>25316682I know it's bait but my autism still flared up since you don't need to even hear the guitar strings to tune them these days and there's Evertune to keep it tuned.
>8 streams in 2 weekswhat changed?
>>25316707>Watame not on harp
>>25316603
>>25316689>circus act?
>>25316707Towa wants to be a bass guitarist
>>25316715got dumped
>>25316698I am an internet freedom fighter. You will never take me alive. Doxxes for everyone.
>>25316264The better question is, who will share apartment with her? There's only room for 2 in each apartment
>>25316693why are SOPs like this
>>25316715I'm getting busy so I guess she got bored haha
How do you tastelets cope not being fan of [my favorite girl]?
>>25316731But I am a fan of your favourite girl!
anyone watched the new niji girls? I'm curious if they'll be the better or the holos 5th gen
did ppt have a brain tumor
>>25316723What I thought she wanted to be a guitar guitarist...
>>25316728Guess she's going on the couch.
>>25316731by knowing mine is better than yours by a factor of 100
>>25316707>Aqua - DrumsMy sides, good choice.
>>25316693Fake, Kanataso wouldn't cheat on Moshuhttps://files.catbox.moe/mcqs3b.webm
>>25316691Can someone tell me how can a girl with such sweet and innocent avatar as sheep be so evil? I still can't fathom how is it possible that she is running the cult.
>>25316417I like society man
I can't stop thinking how much fun it could be to spend 24hours with Aqua every single day... And it hurts to know that I would never be good enough for her.
>>25316722[Benny Hill Intensifies]
Woke up to see that towa retweeted all of the holo's tweets about her stream before bed, why is she just the cutest.
>>25316733Unlikely they will be, just because niji throws shit at the wall to see what sticks. The odds any given new niji is decent is like, 30% at best
>>25316645Aqua hired a bishounen twink to take her virginity and posted it on Twitter
>>25316715She stole Roboco’s soul...
>>25316733aren’t they the kr division?
>>25316731But I am! [my favorite girl] is just better, that's all
>>25316738But I don't like her so that means she is inferior. Checkmate atheists.
What's hololive "roommate" anyways? Can someone explain? Like, literally just a roommate? Or there's other meaning to it.
>>25316675I saw 5ch posts laughing at the fact that the amount of visitors was enough to take down the foreign order site but not booth, so I suppose it depends on how they split up the gaijin/native allotmentCoco's foreign allotment was only a tenth of the japanese, if I recall though...
>>25316707Coco would be drums and Kanata's ass would be the drum.
>>25316715New generation's coming up soon and Cover's not willing to support that many talents. That's why there were all those behind-the-scenes meetings recently and then a sudden flood of streams and collabs. They basically told everyone that they're going to start trimming the fat and giving the boot to anybody who's not pulling their own weight and making enough money. Expect at least five or so retirements in the upcoming months to balance out the new talent distribution.
>>25316281Not really a nigger problem over there so the city is probably a nicer place.
Which 5th gen will be the first to do an endurance stream?
>>25316745It was way fun even if Aqua started acting weird at times.
>>25316749Is that really true?
>We will never have Gamers + Perkoa + Botan + Polka sing Youkoso Japari Park at a HoloFes because Kemono Friends is fucking deadIt hurts
Dumb youtube recommending me old videos about Aqua's roommate...
>>25316746I'm new, which holo is this?
>talking abou nijisWhy the fuck are you retards here if you're not going to hololive?
>>25316756It means their VA, person inside, previous life etc.
>>25316756Every holopro member is required by Cover policy to have a roommate who monitors all their actions. Many of these roommates have their own social media
>>25316264Rushia knows where the job security is, and it's joining the Holohouse with the other top earners and preparing to break out from under Cover once they have enough people recruited.
>>25316106You can't verify fraud channels without nuking it
Now that the dust has settled, what went wrong?
>>25316756It's a way to talk about their real life accounts without getting screamed at for doxxing
>>25316659>>25316701>tfw they'll run out before paydayWhy live.
>>25316756it's their actual roommate, we make fun of them because they make so much money yet they still share their living spaces with other people
>>25316745Dude Aqua is probably some chubby short haired hiki. Just learn Japanese and get a job there and try to chat up all the older women in the office and see if any of them have hikki daughters to marry off.
>>25316715The virus caused a crash on prostitution market.
>>25316781Festival
>>25316733I still need to watch the one with the green hair and the shark teeth because her design just hits all my buttons.
>>25316391Kotone, Gorira and Mea
>>25316769All of them! Gen5 full party 24hr collab!
>>25316728In the same stream, Coco mentioned there's more apartments on other floors that are free. Rushia also said she liked her personal space so she'll probably rent one alone. She just liked the idea of everyone else being within 5 minutes of each other so they could hang out and collab. Must be lonely out in the countryside.
>>25316766If this was true holostars wouldn't been axed ages ago.
>>25316771It sounds like her and coincides with her break
>>25316756Roommate refers to the person they're sharing a living space with. Suisei's roommate is Anemachi. Coco's roommate is Kanata, and vice versa. Noel's roommate is Flare, etc.
>>25316781
Suffer not the devil to live!
>>25316781They're not Lupinus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d3ElV4Sl_QIt's haato's birthday today
>>25316766Choco ;_;
>>25316747Towa is cutest when's she's happy and confident.
>>25316783Don't worry anon, you can still snag a hat from the JP store, they'll never run out over there...
I hope someone at some point makes a loop/video out of Korone singing and humming along to Bein' Friends during her Mother playthrough.
>>25316774Sakura Usada
>>25316786A little virus has never stopped the prostitution market in the past.
>>25316741Cult leaders are always like that, they lure you in with it.
>>25316756Just how big is the turnover in these threads if we keep getting newfags every day but the average unique IP count remains mostly constant?
>>25316800Holy based
>>25316376Anzu really loved his oshi. Look where that got him. He was a cautionary tale.I must harden myself so I don't drive myself bankrupt.
>>25316745Some lucky punk has this Goddess as a neighbor and he thinks her autism attacks are annoying if only he knew that ungrateful trash
>>25316773Doesn’t help that the guy wrote her name in the title. He even deleted everything else on his channel.
>>25316785>short hairedPls no
>>25316772You forgot Watame and Milk
>>25316807Omaru, I will enjoy lewding this Polka.
>>25316797>Noel's roommate is Flarewhat could have been...
>>25316775thats how everyone feels about homostars but theyre still allowed
I see a lot of newfags here again, holofest rewatch when? I bet most of the thread didn't see the hololive biggest moment at all.
>>25316774Kefka
>>25316800Warhammer is pretty cringe, you know?
R-robel-sama?!
What is your favorite sexual fetish in your country?
>>25316823Flare is actually moving and specifically picked out a place nearby Noel, but she can't move into Noel's place for obvious reasons.
>>25316829buttblasted towacuck with shit taste
We are entering another timeloop
>>25316804No she's at her cutest when she's being forced into streams she hatesLike the loli stream
>>25316813>Look where that got himTo the hospital waiting patiently for Miko to give birth to their child?
characters that would look better with straight hair: Haato, Pekora, Matsuri and Towa
>>25316833>actually believing these liesI swear NoeFureafags have negative IQ
>>25316437Yes, 21 questions for Watame
>>25316800>Xeno as god emperorYour heresy knows no bounds.
>>25316745You will never get to spend 24 hours with Aqua anon. There is however a very short dicked dog thrusting nip who does it from time to time. He is sending his regards and asks that you keep donating so that their condom stash is always stocked.
>>25316775/hlg/ - vtubers/random
>>25316831you are going to have to tell what the fuck does that mean bro
>>25316715there is no more room in the womb for her boyfriend's cum
>>25316830>stud careerYEEESSSSSSSS. YEEEAAAAAAAAH.
>>25316841Absolutely agree, especially in Haato's case
>Suisei starts tearing up when talking about INNK musicOn one hand if they treated her better she'd probably never join Hololive on the other hand it's sad that she had to get neglected
>>25316831
>>25316773>>25316815What's his problem?
>>25316813I wonder what happened to that guy. If only someone could dig his past superchats to see some hints but archives are gone, though quick guess is that he donated his bank account then necked himself.
>>25316774Omaru Polka, she's debuting on like the 16th I think or maybe the 18th https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK9V2B22uJYu3N7eR_BT9QA/featured
>>25316840Not quite. He inherited the group.
was aqua playing skyrim original version? I didn't find as many bugs as her while playing legendary edition
>>25316800Chaos gets to tap that?I'm converting right now, fuck the emperor, hail slaanesh
>>25316841Shit tasteMAYBE ponytail pecor
>dead hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kQ2GtvDV3sTurn autoplay on, and see how long it takes for youtube to put a non-hololive video on.
>>25316862>spoonfeeding
>>25316860attention whore retard, just like the average doxxfags here
>>25316842Actually believing all women are liars and all vtubers do and say is a lie.Found the incel anons.
>>25316838https://files.catbox.moe/vhypsg.webmBelieve good destiny
>>25316829It's supposed to be. It's 80's camp.
>>2531643716 for suisei
>>25316860there's a translated version? I only saw the raw one
>>25316866She was on LE. The newer version, SE, that came out in 2016 is infinitely more stable.
>>25316866I've had the same statue moving forward bug in LE, even with unofficial bug patches. Granted, it was heavily modded. Haven't gotten it in SSE though.
>>25316741she isnt evil. she is divine. you mustnt let the nonbelievers fill your soul with darkness
>>25316874they weren't even announced a week ago...
Polka!
>>25316833i know, still it would have been interesting seeing them live together, but being honest it was the best outcome posible, now let's just hope flare can fix up her internet
>>25316666I shake my body everytime she tells me shake your body
>>25316887please sit on my face Minato Aqua Sama
Would you marry Okayu, if she was even fatter than in her picture and she was a single mother of four?
>>25316873b-but I watch World of Warcraft videos there...
>>25316890imagine spoonfeeding some of the easiest to find information and trying to defend it
>>25316789She sang live in her debut and was really good at it. Her face tracking could do with a bit of improvement.
>>25316873it was bad apple after 28 videos, some of them repeating
>What is your Duty? >To serve the CCP's Will.
>>25316896YES.
>>25316776>>25316777>>25316782>>25316784>>25316797I see. Thank you, good anons.
>>25316860>Japanese people actually say itadakimasu I thought that was only in my japanese cartoons. Nobody in America says rub a dub dub thanks for the grub either
What's the sub goal for 3D models now?
>>25316898Then how's this: I don't give a shit
>>25316896>Single motherI'm not cuck a who raises someone else's kids.
>>25316466nothing...everything...
>>25316884It's the same video. The dude just decided to add foreign language titles so that it gets recommended everywhere and as many people as possible end up watching it.
>>25316811Threads get faster
>>25316873Only 5 videos then I got a RE: I am cover by Toko.
>>25316874imagine being bothered by someone else just being a nice person and providing someone information they have at hand
>>25316840>>25316861Hololive is a sad reflection of the current world. You have a bunch of women acting all sunshine and rainbows. They are actors and they just play the role. Part of the role is lying that she isn't in a relationship to attract the most depresed and lonely people to watch her. Then those people grow dependent on her. They send their money and defend their cult leader to the death if you try to speak ill of them. Everyone in this cult is always focused on what horrible happened to the cult leader, but they don't even know if it is real or an act and nobody can see it as a capitalistic company that preys on them. Hololive is the modern religion for the lonely.
>>25316805Like 60% of Towa's fanbase is Japanese, so it depends how they stock it.
>>25316906america also isnt obsessed with tradition and etiquette the way nips are
>>25316865he what
>>25316901Never thought Id see tg seep into hlg
>>25316876Nice strawman
>>25316897this but unironically I cant complete a 5 mask run...
>>25316896>if she was even fatterIf she had the same personality IRL, yes.>single mother of (insert any positive integer)Hell no
I hope that we will be together forever.
>burger hours>thread is complete shitHow do they do it?
>>25316901based
>>25316922I like the holos that don't act all sunshine and rainbows more though.
>>25316874Spoonfeeding is nice on a subreddit such as this one.
>>25316912I probably wouldn't mind, I had a stepfather, my mother had a stepfather.Biological father can be overrated.
Why is haato always so horny
>>25316777>>25316784Are they also holomembers? Or just some random people? And how come we don't really hear them during streams? Or they're not allowed to be in room or something like that?
>current hour>thread is complete shitHow do they do it?
What would a Matsuri and Echo collab look like?
>>25316862Would you like a lewd or suggestive drawing request of her since you actually answered my question? I make no promises but I would attempt my best.
>burger hours>thread is fine>BURGER HOURS OMG I HATE IT WHY DO AMERICANS SUCK SO MUCH FUCK I HATE MY TINY BROWN PENIS
>>25316906No, we thank the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit for blessing us with this meal.
>>25316889Would Watame stop crying if it didn't bring her money?
>>25316906>Nobody in America says rub a dub dub thanks for the grub eitherI mean, maybe you don't.
>>25316945how do her boobs defy gravity in all her fanart
>>25316917With half a million views in a month I can see it. I'm assuming cover being worthless has kept it up.
>>25316928new over here anon? There is no strawman
>>25316945No bf and there are only kangaroos around her.
>>25316856She got lucky that INNK mistreated her. Look at AZKi, nobody even watches her
>>25316741This is what the alliance/kekvengers want you to think!SASAGEYO
>>25316948Anemachi gets kicked out of the apartment whenever Suisei does uwatakas.
>>25316922No, I'm not a fucking moron. It just makes my chuuba shine more because she's more of a genuine one rather than one who panders to shitty jokes like rushia, just because you got it implanted into your mind from a narrative that your chuuba doesn't like her fanbase it's not true for the company as a whole.
>>253169311.5 kids is fine then?
>>25316956Why is there two
>>25316929There, there. Neither can I. But this will all be over soon...
>>25316952>talking about nijis >spoonfeeding retards what roommate are >fine
How long has the narrative of your Holo been going?
>>25316906In America they say "Eat a duck I must"
>>25316957No, because she isn't crying for money. You should get new material.
>>25316950>Echo tells her she's a big fan>gets overly attached>starts appearing and donating in all of Echo's streams>Hoshikawa 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>25316971Are we talking a really fat kid or a kid+a crippled kid?
>>25316518
>>25316969please don't use roberu if you're falling for pastas
>>25316944There is this bullshit about if you don't love yourself nobody else will love you. That is bullshit. But I think if you don't value yourself then nobody else will value you is a bit closer to truth.
>>25316977whats that stuff under her bed?
>>25316935>implying anyone here sleeps and that there is such a thing as [headcannon] hours
>>253160053 months of being a kenzoku. Was a membersheep for a month but then she turned out to be a disgusting, drugged up oji-san.
>>25316986I NEED THIS 100kg ASS ON MY FACE AND OKAYU'S 100kg ASS ON MY DICK
>>25316986The menhera family is cute!
>>25316971Integers are whole numbers mathlet
>>25316969You have fallen for the false genuine act anon... You are no better than a Kagura Mea fan.
the images...
>>25316975>pointing out problems that plague this general 24/7 and attributing it to one specific timeframe
>>25316005Just Aqua. I don't watch other holos regularly. Would consider Pekora but she often streams at the same time as Aqua.
>>25316991https://youtu.be/C_8NS8sR1bs
>>25316972One month of the midtier membership, 1998 yuan/month ($286 USD). Since she's on Twitch I'll donate more through streamlabs since it's better for her
>>25316996This kills the anon.
anybody else find it cringe when they try to be sexual?
>>25316979Look at this cultist.
>1.1k posts>300 imagesConfess, how many images did you post?
>>25316860Wait Japanese people use spoons?
>Imageboard>Can’t post imagesS-sugoi...
>>25317020300
>>25316998It's nice that you know your math, but you should also work on your reading comprehension.
>>25317020Too many...
>>25317016sasuga american
>>25316996Please don't die for pussy.
>>25317020Just two since I only post about Sora anyway
>>25316781ayame didn't practice hard enough to reach d1, masters, or predator like i was hoping. if she had just disappeared and showed up the day of the tournament with a predator flight trail and 80% headshots with 65% accuracy..realistically they didn't practice hard enough as a team. they didn't put enough thought into the best team comp to reflect their style of play and they were just outclassed by half the teams of the tournament. then you add on the crashes and other dumb shit and being last place(you can't count a legit silver team playing on controllers as last place, if they had even gotten a kill it would have been a miracle) they should have played wraith gibralter pathfinder/caustic/watson and sat around being fags with g7 scouts/snipers/wingmans instead they went with an aggressive comp and ratted like idiots. i really wish someone coached them properly on what to do because they could have been anywhere from 10-19th based on the skills of the opposition.
>>25316173anon... did you see their mc streams, these both are not lying about feeling at least as best friends, but Luna is sick and matsuri has 0 fucks given because hoshikawa appeared, I will apologize if I'm wrong and matsuri has cared about Luna while she has been so sick.
>>25317020exactly one
>>25317015>he hasn't done his breath holding, neck toughening and pelvis strengthening repsnever gonna make it anon
>>25317016Some examples besides risu?
>>25316957nah, she knows she's a crybaby when it comes to her fans kind words. she just gets emotional since she finally got a job that might grant her dreams. Before she was just a job hunting/hoping wage slave.
>>25317022.
>>25317020all me btw
>>25316956>>25317012>$286 for 1 month membershipHoly shit, no wonder holos pander to chinks so much
>>253170200 actually I'll have to make up for it with a dozen Aqua's next time, I think that's a fine amount
>>25316005I'd be a Sora-tomo if she had membership.
>>25317044>completely brainwashed by the sheepHow does she do that? She is incredible.
>>25316956>>25317012Anon, what the fuck
https://youtu.be/kmdHuz0fu08?t=3618Aqua cumming on a stream!
>>25317022You can't eat soup with chopsticks, retard. You're thinking of forks
>>25317022the concept of silverware is still largely an enigma in Japan so they mostly use chopsticks. You see, while it is currently August 9, 2020, in Japan it is still August 6, 1945.
I miss Mikohttps://files.catbox.moe/9m39z2.mp4
>>25316962What do you expect Cover to do? It was a public stream she uploaded herself at some point and some one else decided to reupload it, Cover has no say it whether that's allowed or not.
>>25317028Maybe you should review this chain of posts and rethink your thought process.
Korone promised me doom eternal. so where is it?
>>25317020i use an image every time so that my post is more likely to be readsmugwatame.jpg
>>25317020Blame the 50 ritual posters who post 1 image each and then fuck off until the next thread
Be honest with me /hlg/, would (You) play a Hololive mobage?
>>25316862>OmaruWhat a silly name to choose
>>25317066You don't even need a spoon for soup. Just drink it from the bowl...
>>25317077They should just stick to collabs
>>25317077Mobile games are garbage so no
FLARECHAMA?
>>25317012>1998 yuan/month ($286 USD) >MID tier membershipwhat the fuck anon, also what's the price for the highest tier memba
>>25317064Roberu edit when?
>>25317077fuck no
Miko come back so you can play MW3 ;_;
>>25317059she speaks the truth. people who blind themselves with shitposting cant ever see the promise land. may she guide us
>>25317079She's a cute and funny clown, anon!
>>25317074After the Nintendo money dries up
>>25317077I would whale for my wife's SSR.
>>25317071Cover has pretty much no say in anything that isn't their own employees.
>>25317057You telling me that in her 2+ years her Youtube doesn’t have membership?!
>>25317064this doesnt sound anything like her sextape wtf
>>25317020i post about 3 or 4 most times
>>25317073Take your own advice.
>>25317064https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joD0kaQAkvYClearly you don't know how that sounds.
>>25317077After Brave Frontier, Puzzles and Dragons, FF Brave Exvius, Terra Battle, FF Record Keeper, F/GO, LLSIF, Deresute, Kirara Fantasia, MagiReco, Azur Lane, and Arknights... No. I'm done with mobages. Never touching them again.
flare what are you doing
>>25317104You first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6hSjILFDasGreat stream, Flare, really enjoyed it.
<span class="sjis"> ∧_∧ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ( ´∀`) < wich holo wud u fuq / | \________ / .| / "ヽ |.イ | __ | .ノ | || |__ . ノく__つ∪∪ \ _((_________\  ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄ ___________| |  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |[/spoiler]
>>25316978Shinryaku time?
>>25316005towa, coco, flare, miko, peko, noel
>>2531708619998 元, ($2869.98 USD)
>>25317059https://youtu.be/3wI8ll_udN8Watame deserves her success, probably one of the least fake holos.
Moona spotted on magical girl stream. Didn't know she had a Twitch account.
>>25317119I heard Suisei has a few of those. I wonder what their cut is.
>>25317074She said there would be an equal amount of time between Doom 64, 2016 and Eternal.
>>25317114Aqua, and on camera
>>25317124>>25315292
https://twitter.com/morisawa_s/status/1292025515436474368?s=20Pretty cool roberu sign
>>25317114Remilia
>>25317110They are really paranoid about those permissions
>>25317114I dunno, whichever one I happened to meet and have enough chemistry and things in common to form a meaningful relationship with, I guess
>>25317124why was Watame saying "I've been thanked" a dirty joke? I don't understand
>>25317128What the fuck? What does Suisei do for those members? Write them a special song? Even Sensei's member isn't that expensive and she does nice things for her members.
>>25317011thank you anon and thank you miko
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>>25317071Considering its not Hololive content if Aqua really wanted it taken down she would probably be able to issue a copyright take down herself.
>>25316945is that a...
>>25317077Yes. And i'd probably spend actual money for once because I like all of them enough to not want to miss any of them.
>>25317146sniff
>>25317146いただきます
It is well established by now that sheepfags are cultists. Are there any rules about soliciting for a cult on this board?
>>25317077>would playYes.>would whaleFuck NO.
>>25317146watamesniffsniff.jpg
>>25317143You don't know? 50% to bili, x% to cover, 1 hour of her time/month to pleasing rich ojis, and the rest for her to shut up about it
>>25317077No.Only a Hololive fighting game.
>>25317146I'm gonna lewd this rabbit some time. Maybe after Polka.
towa hat and noels bowl are pretty neat items. anyone else got cool stuff?
>>25317146Cute and sexy and ass and bunny and girl!
>>25316437My favorite is probably the most searched holo in Akinator.
>>25317146Would you actually even fuck Pekora? She is legitimately crazy and not a wife material at all. Not to mention she would laugh at your small carrot and then bite it off "by accident".
>>25317179I wouldn't fuck Pekora, but I would beat the shit out of her.
>>25317077I swore off a long time ago, but if I got unique Okayu outfits/dialogue? I don't think I'd whale though; I'd rather throw that money at her if I'm going to waste it.
>>25317179I would rape her.
ok rat
>>25317172Luna got a neat clock where the times are all +24.
>>25317077No, never played more than 10 min of any mobage and probably never will
>>25317179I see her too much as a daughter figure to find her sexual at all.
>>25317151Is that really protected by copyright? There's an entire channel full of Moruru's reuploads that I assume she would like to see gone considering she deleted everything before becoming Luna but they're still there.
>>25317179>She is legitimately crazyNO! She is >>25317174
>>25315767Trad-wife Towa!
>>25317143Does it even matter? The same kind of people would be the ones dropping akasupa every stream without getting any special service for it.
>>25317179cocosideprofilesayingyes.png
>>25317179https://files.catbox.moe/36y23i.webm
>>25316437Akinator couldn't find Astel..
>>25316986Why couldn't rurudo just say that she was debuting as a vutber and use this as her avatar, why would she complicate things so much
>>25317198Does Towa live by herself? She looks like she cooks a lot of food for just herself since everything would have to be made in batches.
>>25317151Why would she want it down, this video is really cute.
>>25316466lol
>>25317215>he doesnt know
>>25317146H-hot
>>25317213The twist is that it's actually not rurudo.
>>25317213she did at first didnt she?
>>25317114i want noel to peg me
>>25317225she really is the cute...i want to have her babies
> Your Favorite Holo> Your favorite musical artist/bandAquaHail the Sun
>>25317135roberu has some very dedicated and talented fans
>>25317225Lamy's giant futa elf cock...
hololive BMI ranking when?
>>25317196Of course it is, you can't just download and upload someone elses stream. The only kirinuki channels exist like they do is because the companies are smart enough to know its good free advertisement and leave them alone.
>>25317213she realized that she has no personality at all
>>25317241Aqua #1 with over 600 bmi
>>25317225>porn artist >coomers immediately gravitate to herEvery time
>>25317240when are we getting a futa chart like that fire emblem one? we could also post it in reddit so coco sees it
>>25317225This just made me realize I didn't jump on the 5th gen train to get my art trending.
>>25317172nothing exceptional, but i'm really happy that flare actually drew her key chain, i was expecting marine of lack to do her ani merch, despite being a good artist she doesn't put herself out there like marine does, or even suisei from time to time
>>25317241Choco...
>>25317212Time to train him.I've put him through fifty matches so far and added a few questions for my holo so that she can single her out as fast as possible.
>>25317248get out puritan, I have an hentai folder to fill
You people realize you're completely delusional, right? Your favorite Holo would probably actually like you as a person and enjoy spending time with you.
>>25317196Moruru content is nijisanji property
>>25317248Ehhhh?
>>25317215Towa prepared more than usual in that picture because she's a dork.
>>25317213She's a menhera' it's completely in character
>>25317179>She is legitimately crazy and not a wife material at all. Not to mention she would laugh at your small carrot and then bite it off "by accident".Whats the problem?I dont see any downsides bro..>not wife materialI want whatever it is that you're smoking
>>25317225W-why is she putting her hand in her thigh like that? D-does she have a cock??
2 days left lamybros
>>25317238WatameMass of the Fermenting Dregs
>>25317238WatameLinkin Park
Anyone else think Pekora secretly hates her fans? Considering how antisocial she is and how she feels about contact, she probably views them as disgusting otaku.
>>25317238CocoThat Handsome Devil
>>25317274God I hope so
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1292598512727625728>it
>>25317238elitex japan
>>25317264You're right anon. Why did I ever think I didn't have a chance?
what happened to flare's stream? i got a notification but she deleted it like instantly
>>25317238OkayuThe Protomen
>>25317105How do a japanese even knows who tarzan is??
>>25317238SuiseiUplift Spice
>>25317282based EOP
Lots of Flare collabs in the coming week, hopefully clubhouse with gen 3https://twitter.com/shiranuiflare/status/1292593656814170112
Which mentally ill holo is your favorite? For me it's Haachama-chama
>>25317282Nobody hates their fans.
>>25317296Who doesn't know who Tarzan is?
>>25317179No, never. She's my daughter, and a dad should never lie a finger on his offsprings, unless it's for cuddles and pats in their heads
>>25317146There is at least one person ITT who has or will fap to this.
>>25317292Why is she trying to fuck yagoo?
>>25317282>had noel drive her home because she didn't want to leave any of their gifts in the office >carries with her at all times some of said gifts yeah sure, she hates them
>>25317282She probably hates the average filthypino that plagues her chatI'm sure she would cream herself over a chad white man watching her
>>25317302I hope she collabs more with Watame, I enjoyed their dynamic much more than I would have expected
>>25317238MelDeath in June
>>25317292I thought Google auto translate activated or something. That was weird.
>>25317319She wants that PR boostExpect her to appear in the next Batman movie
>>25317238CocoNew Order
>>25317333she's probably using google translate
>>25317326same here, watame could also really use the company, most people dread arc but i really enjoy theirs good background noise for work
>>25317195>>25317317She's older than you zoomers.
>>25317238PekoSabaton
>>25317292>デビューを考えて眠れないのですが、寝る前にYAGOOは何をしますか? Looks fine to me.
>>25317321Some faggots love to believe the girls are complete liars and are manipulating fans all the time, the unironically think it's easier to find a profesional manipulative actress than a genuine normal girl.
>>25317292Starting to dislike this bitch
>>25317238AyameThe Dear Hunter
>>25317105changing my name to tamaya
>>25317274>>25317240>>25317287>imagine being fucked on lamy's lap while she calls you a good boy and deeply cums inside, her cum icy cold but sending shivers of pleasure throughout your body>imagine her cooing softly into your ear as she pulls out and cum leaks out of you onto the bedsheets>imagine lying there having little mini orgasms while she giggles and strokes your hair, telling you she'll always love you and sketching her name on your back with an icicle
Flare going to do the next part of Metroid and the first part hasn't finished processing for me to watch it first
>>25317146お尻すぎ
>>25317308I usually agree with you, and think that people who are so jaded they automatically assume everything they all do is baring with it for business are just broken inside. That said, Suisei really REALLY gives me some serious diva vibes, and if anyone was seriously disgusted with your average idol fan, it'd be her.
How many of you who are fans of the animal vtubers are furries?
>>25317345I'm 143 in pekora years.
>>25317238Coco米津 玄師
>>25317146AHHHHHHHHH MY FUCKING PHONENIGGERMAN HELP ME
>>25317325>I'm sure she would cream herself over a chad white man watching her im sure they all would, especially korone and choco
>>25316079That is the most eclectic membaship list I've ever seen.
>>25317355based
>>25317292>using google translate for no reasonDamn what a pandering bitch
>>25317355H-hot...
>>25317355holy based I want her to ram me now
>>25317345You don't know me at all, son
>>25317356I'm not sure what the issue is with that video. Youtube has fully processed it for me but when I try to download it I only get the first two hours
https://twitter.com/kiryucoco/status/1292314221292613632?s=21Moona...
>>25317238SubaruDance Gavin Dance
>>25317325>>25317368Based and bleachedpilled
>>25317339I think it's just her English like thatI try to google translate this : デビューの事を考えて眠れなかった、YAGOOは寝る前に何をする?And this is what i get : I couldn't sleep because of my debut, what will YAGOO do before going to bed?
>>25317238Towadeath grips
>>25317215>make dinner for four>sit by herself at her table>"Muwahaha! I get to eat all this food by myself!">[an hour later]>alone>no one elseDevilish.
>>25317312tarzan is such a boomer thing
>>25317369Why? I think Aqua and Towa are quite similar.
>>25317238MikotiGISM
>>25317238SuiseiAsian Kung-Fu Generation
>>25317380to be honest I would cheat if I was forced to play a shit game as ARC
>>25317380poor dumb autist. she had fun collabing with lofi at least
>>25317361I jerked off to Crystal from Star Fox when I was a kid but somehow avoided the furry rabbit hole completely. Nothing in my folders even comes close to that the worst is kemonomimi.
>>25317238CabayaYunomi
>>25317385>what will YAGOO do before going to bed?I wonder that too
Superchated my oshi on her anniversary, and man having her read my name and message, i kinda get why people get high of it, it's a very nice feeling, i kept going back to the clip every few hours the day it happened
>>25317397>Forced
>>25317292Get her away from my pure ikeman
>>25317387Explains the fat thighs.
>>25317346Google Translate :>I can't sleep because of my debut. What will YAGOO do before going to bed?
>>25317380>1 : she cheat the level (her lvl now 105)>2: i dunno if she cheat the engram (which can be huge because she has access to tek engram without fighting the boss)>3: material>4: she kill alpha wyvern without proper dino>at least you should take back the admin console from memberDid Moona really do all that shit?
>>25317355You are yet to hear her voice, while her boyfriend already fucked all of her fuckable orfices. He probably even did it today. We are reaching the levels of cűckoldry previously unconceived by a man. I think the next step is finding a way to donate money when there is none yet.
>>25317292i clapped when she made a post in a language i speak. best girl.
>>25317380aaaaaaand Moona wasn't seen again playing arc
>>25317415Nobody is watching so who cares.
I just realized it now, but Okayu sounds like she's considering moving again in today's ASMR. She hasn't even been there that long. Wonder if there's issues with the place.
>>25317380Cool for Coco taking the blame on herself.
>>25317238KanataRush
>>25317238TowaBeltaine
>>25317424based i hope she graduates soon along with the other Indogs
>>25317424She played for five hours today though
>>25317389It has a disney movie from like 20 years ago, anyone who's not underage at least knows what it is.
>>25317348Those things would be easier to believe if they were western.
Why is the cat so fucking evil?What went wrong in her life to shape her this way????
>>25317238TowaMike Patton especially in Mr. Bungle
>>25317416Why do you always think about girls being fucked by their boyfriends? Are you that insecure? Sad.
>>25317452I assume it was Korone's grooming, so I am eternally thankful to her for doing so.
>>25317321>had noel drive her home because she didn't want to leave any of their gifts in the officeWhen did this happen and why did she react like that? Curious. First time hearing this, although I think this is where the Noel driving story comes from.
>>25317427How long has it been since she last moved?, a lot of holo are moving i guess they finally feel more estable with their jobs and income so they're searching for better more fitting living spaces
>>25317452please understand, killing Miko in a painless and instant explosion wasn't murder, it was mercy
>>25317348More like they unironically think all genuine normal girls are natural born professional manipulative actresses.
>Indogs banned from ARK
>>25317452Bullied for being fat breaks a cat
>>25317454holy fucking based anont. kenzoku listening to Carousel right now
>>25317238WatameRurutia/kokia
>>25317469This is JP land.
What kinda ears does Polka have?How should I draw her?
>>25317469Please ban the chinks next
>>25317435https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbtUDymazJ4kek
>>25317476Phoenix ears
>>25317359>>25317308Hatred is a bad word for this. Cause it is hard to say they deserve hatred for what they do for her. But there is disgust there. In every single one of them. I mean they aren't stupid and they know 100% of gachikoi and 80% of remaining audience are losers that they ignore or friendzone in their day to day lifes. And those kinds of men are disgusting to all women.
>>25317476Fennec Fox
>>25317427Another one for the holohouse
>>25317435this but with towa
>>25317476Fennec fox>How should I draw her?Exposed armpit
>>25317464She moved early in the year to Tokyo. She didn't really give a reason for why she's considering moving again, except maybe the power surge that cut the stream earlier. Maybe it's not big enough for Temanyan too or something, since she bought her after the move.
>>25317452please andastd, roboco's cat doesn't know any better
SMOK..... now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.......
>>25317476She's apparently a fennec fox
>>25317292https://files.catbox.moe/bg2b9o.jpgI wonder if this will be her debut.
>>25317476Isn't she a Fennec fox?
>>25317458Because it is funny.
>>25317238TowaGojira
>>25317476>How should I draw her?naked
>>25317486I wouldn't mind that. Okayu seems to love collabing, but usually doesn't reach out first. Living near people would probably result in her dropping by all the time.
>>25317098She has membership on Nico and doesn't want to double dip.
>>25317452https://youtu.be/TNEuSQWygGY
Has anyone here already donated in some way to gen 5? As an exemption I will not laught at you for being a simp but instead I will congratulate you on your ingenuity.
>>25317476Bro it's on her fucking twitter? She's a fox
>>25317492So when they said Mio was banned for a month, did they mean a month total, or a month from that moment it was announced?
Moona cheats? That's Asacoco mater- oh wait...
>>2531687314th video to get a non-holo channel, but still holorelated. On a related notehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP3U4kMeoX4This is actually alright.
>>25317484Some of them have sizeable female audiences. Do you think they feel the same about them?
>>25317509I have never donated ever
>>25317517>Asacoco? What the fuck is that?
>>25317473Nice, the self-titled album is my favourite, but my favourite song is Retrovertigo by far, I wonder if Towa would even like this kind of music.
Some anon previously linked more Korone/Kanata so if anyone want to watch.https://mega.nz/folder/tfYUEYgC#Q0gV4FJIZcCRYuDFwTDyXwhttps://mega.nz/file/vp9h1QoR#g5ja2YpO6C0g4Sfg_J8YJvLRn7gUXRZkzaEmzoZ4gHg
>>25317509Fuck off YAGOO
>>25317505Oh right, the little devil did this. Being such a young M must have given her a real insight into how an S behaves.
>>25317528I keep forgetting who Kanata is
>>25317468B-but Pekora's roomate is a massive cunt who abandoned all her NND fans
>>25317292>Each new generation uses more EnglishYeah, it feels good to be an EOP.
>>25317238KanataUlcerate
>>25317521Fuckin probably. Actual menhera and the occasional fujo are genuinely more horrible people than the most unwashed creepy otaku.
>>25317509the only way to "donate off stream" are memberships, so no until they actual stream there's no way to give them money
>>25317511Bro I can't fucking read Japanese and google translate of the bio says nothing.
>>25317539>soon all vtubers will sound like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW4AiEqKGto
>>25317505>>25317535I wish I could understand but alas I am a filthy EOP who has not done his reps.
>>25317539i can imagine the manlet asian seething as she chats with a tall, deep voiced, white chad.
Will gen 5 finally gives us a proper S? hopefully botan . i know choco is into gentle femdom, but her regular demeanour doesn't communicate that at all
Your favorite holo and what makes you not a creepy loser.
does your holo have pubic hair anon?
>>25317547>Japanese in 10 Yearsmore like>Every language other than English in 10 years
>>25317544She didn't put it in her bioIt's on one of her early tweets so yeah the Anon was just being a faggot elitist retard, most likely a discordtranny towauck
>>25317561She shaves on stream so no
>>25316266bit late for this, but you could have asked other kenzoku and send a proof of purchase. I fucked up with buyee as well but someone helped me out and sent me the voice file. At least you'll have a 2nd hat in case something happens to the first.
>>25317476blease anon make her butt visible
>>25317248>porn artistwhat?! I love her even more now!
Reminder to save often, you don't want to lose your progresss in life!
>>25317380Moona just keeps fucking up huh, that's too bad. Hopefully she'll learn and improve, I honestly want her too because two fuckups in the same gen would be tragic and Risu is already a lost cause since she doesn't give a shit anymore.
>>25316266looking on the bright side, you have a spare one so you could try to add the horns yourself
>>25317561My holo blow dried her pubes on stream yesterday
>>25317526my music taste is fucking weird anon, i jump between thrash and death and doom and whatever the fuck mike patton's stuff is constantlyi mean towa's roommate likes Maximum the Hormone so maybe?impeccable taste anon bless you
>>25317557Botan is a shy M, bro...
>>25317565It's actually on the about section of her YouTube channel.
>>25317571Definitely
>>25317561https://files.catbox.moe/ox6nl3.pngwildchads where you at
just got off voice call with towa and she said she cant stop craving cocks
according to their coworkers, Marine and Kanata have the best asses in hololive
>>25317595What a whore
>>25317590nothing in life is sacred, fuck this gay earth
I wonder if Polka can win my heart back for Hololive
>>25317484I'm sure they only feel disgust towards people who want to go further than the streamer/watcher relationship or have unhealthy sexual thoughts about them(And even then, considering they are all Otaku I'm sure they empathize a bit with the latter, depends on the girl though). People who just watch them are probably fine in their eyes. Do they think of them of anything more than "People who watch and support me, and I wish them well"? Absolutely not.They probably are a bit sick of, you know, the droning NPC meme spamming retards in the chat who constantly type the same shit too. But probably not disgusted by them.
>>25317597Women are terrible judges
>>25317594>all my favorites have wildwowie
>>25317607She can't, please stop watching hololive and stop posting here.
>>25317603+1
>>25317590>Botan is a shy Mhttps://youtu.be/OTLmD2kFDm0
>>25315621It's finished. Thank you for your service.
>>25316579Toxic from brittany spears
>>25317594Feels good to be a Gamerschad and a 35p
>>25317594>towa>fullimagine the smell..
>>25317380How much of a pain in the ass do you think coco considers moona to be?
>>25317282Pekora was one of the worst picks for this post
>>25317610>I'm sure [headcanon]s-sugoi
>>25317607I beg you to go watch othe vtubers, stop posting here, stop commenting, stop breathing anon, adiós.
Do they poop?
Rate my tastes:AquaHaachamanNoel
>>25317561Pretty sure most Japanese girls do
>>25317582She nuked her character and made a new one yesterday.
>>25317594You could probably sleep on Watame's like a big fluffy pillow...
>>25317590can't wait for the role reversal with Watame
only a retard would decide who their favorite gen fiver is before hearing their voice
>>25317615I'm talking about oshi, troon. I still like several of the Hologirls a whole lot.
>>25317630It's your headcannon against mine though. And mine has actual social experience to back it up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEWzBp0VzCc Aruran
>>25317550It's translated, search for "okayu's friend" or something along those lines.
>>25317634Haachaman...
>>25317634Garbage
>>25317521Why would a woman watch hololive if she isn't a lesbian?
If an vtuber draws an anime girl, is it considered Realism?
>>25317633Nobody poops. You're the only one. Be ashamed.
>>25317647I guess you're right then.
>>25317634The prognosis isn't good, bro.
>>25317659Why is Coco's roommate popular with girls?
>>25317651Grazie
>>25317659you will be shocked to learn that idol games have a sizable female playerbase
>>25317640This and the fact that she privated collab with Coco makes me feel that she is at least self-aware so she's not hopeless just yet.
>>25317634anonchaman...
Towa-sama likes kakage papa too much.
>>25317647Mine has probably a decade more experience behind it than yours. So I guess I win.
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1292505268278837250What's the deal with Polka
>>25317595https://youtu.be/biFSXNcLe6U
>>25317659Why do so many women like real idols or kpop girls?
>>25317634you like noel, that makes a good person in my book, haachama and aqua are also great
>>25317669She has a long tongue
>>25317682I smell a new narrative brewing
>>25317659A lot of girls watch Suisei. Going by the holos themselves, they fan girl over idols.
>>25317684WeJustDontKnow.gif
>>25317684She's going to be cute
>>25317521Marine, Noel and Flare really like their female audience
>>25317684She's damaged, honk
>>25317594Are any of the other Holos actually confirmed or is it just Coco?
>>25317684clowntism
>>25317661I would call it based
>>25317686who cares women are retarded if you could read their minds you would want to punch all of them to death
>>25317707Irresponsibly based
>>25317659They act as somewhat approachable role models, just like some podcast host are like that to men, they're also just really cool friends to have around, idols in general are really popular with women, they are just lest open about in contrast to men
>>25317648DO YOUR JUMP REPS!
>>25317634>Noel
>>25317684feeling good about my clowncoin
Is Coco from the USA or does she just happen to know English?
Other than Polka, who else in Gen 5 is going to be menhera?
>>25317694>>25317686>>25317674Are there... fangirls here?
>why would women watch female idols?the same answer as to why men follow workout channel. It's not that they are gay (thought some are), it's that they want to learn how to be more masculine, more attractive, etc. Same principle goes for women watching female personalities.
>>25317701all my headcanon, but Canan did have a twitter post saying she was going to get the permanent pubic hair removal surgery
>>25317476Doing a classic clown trick - pulling a long string of circus flags from between her legs.
>>25317723flarefags are like 5 lesbians
>>25317721She's from finland
>>25317721From my birthplace, Georgia. Atlanta to be exact.
>>25317721How new?
Polka's twitter shitposts are giving me an insane amount of hype for her debut, the sad thing is there's almost no way she is as crazy as she is on twitter while streaming.
>>25317707true my based brother
>>25317730No wonder they come off as so obnoxious
>>25317684Imagine you're trying to have your first interaction with your fans to decide on hashtags and one of your co-workers butts in like that.
>>25317699>Marine the coomer of Hololive has a large female audienceI'm actually not surprised by this at all
>>25317721She's actually from Mexico which is why she always sings Shakira
>>25317723yeah, sisterwhy do you think these threads are filled with narratives? We are all sassy women who spread rumors and gossip a bunch.
>>25317684She has autism, of the good type
>>25317534Sorry friend My son needs a Ferrari. He says that Pekora told him he has to get one before she starts dating him.
>>25317246>who could be behind this post...
>>25317634Noel is underrated here. She filters westerns because they're ashamed to like boobies.
>>25317723only trannys, sadly.
>>25317737you really are spoiling it for yourself
>>25317415All I watched was Moona using Creative Mode to fly around in order to place building parts for her large structure.
Who is the stinkiest Holo?
>>25317373You didn't say that when FBK used google translate for her summer vacation tweet
>>25317647>social experience>/hlg/ thread
her pet is cutehttps://twitter.com/yukihanalamy/status/1292612558201827328
>>25317707Based as fuck
>>25317754Yes. 100% true. Look no further.
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1292507147062763520It's time to do your Japanese morse code reps, Anon.
>>25317761Sheep
>>25317761Kanata
>>25317741i don't think it's big, not a member so i can't corroborate, but some anon said that on a members only stream she showed her statistic and there were rather few women but she clearly, really likes the idea of women watching her
https://twitter.com/manoaloe/status/1292612744856784902Look at her dumb smile
>>25317570I thought about this but I don't really use any social media and I'm a socially awkward retard so I couldn't just ask someone probably.>>25317584Yes, it's just better if I'll have two, I don't want to complain, she deserves my support anyway.
>>25317723/jp/ is full of Polish girls.
>>25317761Kanata, Coco, and Suisei confessed they don't take a bath for days.
Luna is lewd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaSV6zcFcOo
Is the vtuber Nep game out yet?Will the guest vtubers be dubbed in the english version?
>>25317727If true, my feeling for her may have shifted in a slightly negative way.
>>25317776i want to punch aloe
>>25317647Based social chad spending his time on an anonymous Tibetan scroll deciphering forum
>>25317754I am happy honestly cause trannies are not women. And whenever I imagine you faggots I feel it is 100% sausagefest. I would feel uncomfortable if my shitposting was read by women cause they are very evil...
Kaoru? Never existed.
>>25317761Wa ta me
>>25317783Only Kanata and Coco said that.
>>25317776baaaaaka
>>25317756I thought it's the opposite, westerners love gigantic milkers. They always look at me like I was some retard when I say I like flatties better.
>>25317776Prime bulli real estate.
>>25317783There is really nothing wrong with that.
https://twitter.com/shishirobotan/status/1292466335096565762shhhhh, be quiet anon, Botan is sleeping
>>25317771>circus shit >morse code apparently >her personality as a whole >extremely online she's going be an experience, really looking forwards to this weirdo
>>25317776HoloLiz is pretty cute
>>25317781Pierdolisz.
>>25317669I've seen her doing make up tutorials a couple of times, maybe it's that.
>>25317807WAKE UP BOWA
>>25317785> Houshou Marine> Voiced by Kira BucklandI would laugh so fucking hard
Honestly the more we get to know about them, all of gen 5 looks rather likeable if their voices fit, this might be a really good gen
>>25317799That doesn't mean they're not ashamed.And, yeah, you're not suppose to admit to being a pedo either.
LUNA HASNT TWEETED IN ALMOST 24 HOURS.IT A LOST CAUSE BRO.
>>25317776>spic posted a liz imagekek saved
>>25317730That is the orgin of the husband flare? I always thought it was dick between the legs. Also she really has a butch dyke vibe so it really seems plausible.
>>25317238TowaDance Gavin Dance
>>25317766Artiafags... our niche....
>>25317823yeah that's what we said last time
>>25317771Feels like she's gonna be another HaachamaI just hope she's more experienced so she can balance her character out a bit more instead of jumping from one extreme to the other
>>25317828She's on IV drip
Watame-lon hahahaha
>>25317822>Himemori Luna>voiced by Tara Strong
>>25317828she liked a tweet around 10 hours ago anon, there is hope, and matsuri better be helping her.
>>25317828>about our talent himemori luna
>>25317839I just spit out my drink f you man haha
>>25317828Sorry I'll let her go home in 15
>>25317736Like a month if I'm gonna be honest with you. What's the real answer, cause I'm seeing some conflicting stuff
>>25317824small tits not necessarily means children, anon although yes, I'm a lolicon
>>25317785I want to hear them all in their Engrish glory.
>>25317822Not getting genuine Marineglish would be a crime.
>>25317830Based taste.> Listening to Happiness right now
I hope Luna's ok
>>25317828One day something really bad will happen to a holo and you all will pretend you always cared about them fuck you all
>>25317829i think it's a mix between a lot of things>her male persona homura>Noel already call flare her husband>she's a massive lesbian magnet she's just very good a performing the male part of a relationship, and some anon dykes or not are attracted to that
>>25317730>flarefags are like 5 lesbiansBut i'm a guy though...
>>25317844CocoNUTHAHAHA
>>25317828ayamefags have gone days, even weeks without a tweet from ayame before.
>>25317840> Tokino Sora> Voiced by Wendee Lee
>>25317868You will never be a real man.
Lamy...https://twitter.com/yukihanalamy/status/1292614688006529024
>>25317839https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvlgyKTSSEAThe English community has completely dominated the comments section on this video, just try to find a JP comment.
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1292614923860578304?s=20NEW CUTE POLKA
>>25317785I hope the holos dub themselves in enrgish
>>25317865when I listen to Homura's effortlessly suave demeanor during host club segments I feel very inadequate as a man...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlX_ZQpLZxI
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1292614923860578304Polka...
https://streamable.com/pzlsob
>>25317878https://files.catbox.moe/skdnwo.PNG
>>25317876Is the cute!
>>25317881>Loli editNo... don't bait me like that...
Time for your daily dose anonhttps://files.catbox.moe/xyww3i.webm
>>25317878>Only had to scroll down and let it load onceWeak, towa's got worse videos
>>25317885I feel you so bad, i listen to the homura voice pack mora than i would like to admit, she's just so good at it, rushia also has a great male voice, but flare just puts on a flawless performance
ookinachungusu
>>25317878Just read the member comments if you like to read Japanese comments.
someone make a drawsaurs room.
Thread's too peaceful... time to jinx it
>>25317878It's almost like the meme came from kaigainiki
CHOCO LUNA MATSURI A-CHANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idFTO9mYdwc
FUCK TOWA
>>25317919Hope she dies
>>25317918>matsuriDropped
>>25317919I'm trying
>>25317921I hope every Holo except my favorite dies a painful death!
>>25317919God I wish I was her boyfriend.
>>25317919with pleasure
>>25317919hope she lives so I can fuck her
>>25317921>>25317926samefag
>>25317919I will, be patient fag
Should women be banned from posting in /hlg/?Absolutely
WATAMESAVE US
>>25317918Narrativefags can't keep losing like this!
>>25317929I hope Towa dies
Do you think any holos will play spelunky 2
>>25317903That's pretty gay anonI kinda get you because I can't stop listening to Kanata-kun's white day voice, it just melts my heart
>>25317938should men be exterminated? absolutely
>>25317938Nothing would change
>>25317808Somehow I get this impression she's going to be on the levels of Haato and Coco in terms of shitposting
>>25317918Wait...but Luna has bronchitis right now...
>>25317828shes mad at matsuri for just talking about that other bitch all day
>>25317918LUNA ISNT DEAD
>>25317938>>25317948Now kiss.
>>25317938Yessir
>>25317938But how will Coco ritualpost that she fucking hate herself?
>>25317938We should revoke their rights and start treating them like livestock while we're at it
>>25317846Take good care of her, she's already 65 and needs some special attention
>>25317848Atlanta is the real answer
>>25317948Why would you want to kill yourself
Girls with deep voice are HOT. Squeakers are disgusting.
>>25317962https://files.catbox.moe/0qdv7m.webm
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1292617020375068674?s=20What did Towar mean by this?
>>25317938ok, ban is in effectaaaand nothing changed because women don't post here
>>25317969It's pretty self-explanatory.
Remember to listen to the sky/comet duet today again:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yDNEmcKQFY
>>25317947>That's pretty gay anonI already made peace with that fact kanata's voice packs are really good in general, her rainy day one was great
>>25317962In civilized countries women are still just livestock
>>25317969she sucks dicks
>>25317918Choco and Moruru collabing again?
>>25317938What women?
>>25317969Watame could do it so I don't see why she can't>inb4 it's because she didn't actually get any
>>25317966Towa x Ange collab when?
>>25317969She wants to do an unboxing of her presents but can't for "reasons"I wonder if it has to do with management forcing her to celebrate her birthday the day after her birthday?
>>25317969It's about her birthday presents but I like the google translation better
>>25317938No, just okama.
Wow oh! Wow oh! oh!
Man, why am I even giving money to women who are getting fucked by somebody else off stream
Towa x Penises
>>25317785>They give Sora the same VA that voices Ai
>>25317992its okay towabro
>>25317991Wawawawaw okey x potato
>>25317918But Luna has the coof
>>25317984Has Marine done an unboxing of her presents yet? I don't recall any streams about it and it's been over a week since her birthday.
>>25317992Go meet someone special
>>25317992Good morning, bro. It looks like it's time to wake up.
Towachama...
>>25317238PekoraThe Dear Hunter>>25317351Good taste ayamebro
>>25317992it is in your nature, towafag
>>25317969I just hope she got my present. It's OK if she can't stream it.
>>25317992Because you like supporting entertainers that bring you enjoyment?
>>25317984Maybe she got some inappropriate stuff? I know someone from here sent her a ring fit which is pretty based
>>25317972I feel like this is one of those fireplace late night stories we keep telling each other. I mean like the one that all the holos are themselves and they maybe exaggerate one or two traits of their character. Granted it is much easier to believe that there are no women here but what if it isn't true... What if... they are here right under our noses... I mean >>25317948 this could have been just a troll or a whiteknight. Oh man. I am not gonna sleep at night today.
>>25317992Exactly anon, why do you give money to your mom?
>>25317992You could say the same about literally any woman you've ever purchased something from or has been in a movie, ATV show, or video game you've played. What you're not one of those losers who are actually in love with the person on the screen, are you? You do just watch for entertainment, right?
>>25317966Faggot
>>25318009What did you get her Anon?
>>25317992But you can also fuck her if you have the money Ayamebro
>>25317992You make it sound like you don't get off to that notion, towafag.
whats a good holo if I like NTR
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1292617854215430145?s=20looks like she'll talk about them if nothing else
>>25318018a rope
>>25318025Matsuri
>>25318015That would make a lot more sense if I did actually fuck my mom when I was younger. Still winning homie.
>>25317969>her next tweetNow I'm really curious
If you could get your favorite Hololive member to play any game, what would it be?
>>25318025Towa
>>25318025Any of the ones who've had a sex tape leaked.
>>25318015>why do you give money to your mom?americans give money to their moms? lmao
>>25318025Ayame and Towa
>>25318025Marine.
>>25318041Rent-free
>>25317979They're actually closer friends than most people think. Before Luna had become a baby princess, she was an ero demon like Choco.
>>25317977Nah. It is primitive tribalism where women are livestock > civilization > women getting equal rights > decay and downfall of civilization > primitive tribalism where women are livestock
>>25318034Korone, Metal Gear RisingShe'd love Blade Wolf
>>25317969someone sent her a custom dildo with a bibi face on it and she knows she can't show it on stream but it's the best gift she received...
>>25318034KoroneAlan Wake
>>25318025Ayame
>>25318025Not a holo but Ange.
https://youtu.be/LZ87zuPkqMsHoly shit the more I hear about Cover and Hololive, the more it's apparent that they lucked into their talent and can't do shit right. I expect them to eventually crash and burn in the future, and I worry for the Holos that will be affected because of that.
>>25318034fortnite ofc
>>25318034TowaPlease bang my wife
>>25318013Management supposedly filters that stuffMore likely they don't trust towa to photograph her own room after the coco camera incident
crazy rabbit
>>25318018A beige-pink thin cashmere scarf for later this year. Based on another Twitter account I follow I think it seemed like something she would wear. I didn't want to get anything big or thick since Japan never really gets that cold.
>>25318034Killing Floor 2
>>25317992Unironic answer is because you hate yourself.
>>25317969Some people probably sent in things management won't let her receive so she's not allowed to show off what she got in case of offending people
>>25317969She got my vibrator and wants to use it on stream but management says no
>>25318034Towarussian roulette
when english hololive comes out all the fun will come to an endare you ready for that?
>>25318034KoroneMetal Wolf Chaos
>>25318058>>25318071Please stop bullying Towa...
>>25318075What do you mean?
the new green haired niji girl with the shark teeth is pretty cute
>>25318034Suisei, ranked tetr.io
>>25318014anonchama...>>25317948 is a falseflag it's fucking obvious come on
>>25318016>You do just watch for entertainment, right?Why the fuck would I do that? I watch vtubers in hopes of finding my future girlfriend, If I wanna entertain myself I would just watch anime, I donate to vtubers because I know they will notice me unlike anime characters
>>25318034RisuCrysis
>>25318034Towathe rope
>>25318025Fubuki and Festival
>>25318079Why are towafags so fragile?
>>25318025Matsuri definetly loves to turn her back to the ones that love her
>>25318034KoronePolicenautsI'm not even a Korone fan but I know she would do it justice.
>>25318034Towerring fit adventure (please be delivered i beg)titanfall 2
>>25318084Nice, why are you talking about her in the wrong thread though?
>>25318047>>25318049>>25318058the post didn’t even ask you to list your favorite you desperate survey fags LMAOOOO
>>25318061>they don't trust towaWell, I love her, but honestly, I can understand them
>>25318084that just sounds like discount pikamee
>>25318034OkayuMegaman Legends, X, or BN(again) since she's most likely played any RPG I like.
>>25318082hololive has already gone somewhat mainstream because coco keeps poking redditimagine the garbage when normals catch on like they did with vocaloidit's all over
Just bought Noel's anniversary pack, ama
>>25318037There aren't any tho...
>>25316559LULU!
>>25318075They're gonna crash and burn so hard and it will taint Holo's reputation. No doubt they'll be mental cases and act just like average ethot.
>>25318088And the whole "if you tipped a waitress you are a simp" silver bullet just took a crashdive.
>>25318101I don't care you giant assed rat
>>25318106I think you overestimate how many people are going to seriously follow Holo EN.
Some shitty guitar work I did over Koro-ko-loidhttps://voca.ro/jvL2PUBBRH2
>>25318056Hololive will implode because they have good talents but their management is incompetent and retarded, this will give birth to various agencies that will follow the same destiny, just like anime studios.
>>25318100Because the niji thread is a wasteland, this is the vtuber general
>>25318079bring a discord to an anonymous community and this is what you trannys get
>>25317785Okay, gun to your head, you have to pick an English cast for the holos that got into the game and you have to pick anime dub actors, you can't say "make the holos speak engrish." For reference, these were the holos who made it in:>Sora>Roboco>Miko>Fubuki>Aqua>Choco>Korone>Noel>Marine
>>25317969She received unedited footage of the moon landing.
>>25318106>blaming coco when Fubuki was the catalyst
>>25318116Nice
>>25318107How good are the Abuse voice lines?, are the any of the voice sets included worth buying individually?
>>25318101My brain is already rotten from all the survey questionsi can only answer questions in a [holo][answer] manner
>>25317383>>25317830Gave them a try since I like those two holos and I'm so glad I did, I'm loving the stuff in Instant Gratification
>>25317857I'm listening to ArSe myself
>>25318114how did you know...
Damn. I want Suisei to be my girlfriend, any way I can contact her in real life? I want the real Suisei, the person behind the avatar
>>25318125God I hate both of them so fucking much for bringing in the meme crowd.
>>25318034TowaApex
>>25318107Booth or Geekjack?
>>25318122RobocoLiterally any of Naruto EN dub.
Fubuki sucks ass fuck good smileDOOG nendo / fig when
>>25318122Miko better do her own english or you can just fucking shoot me
>>25318134Why do you think the person behind Suisei will be anything like Suisei?
>>25318134got to China and work your way up to supreme leader
>>25318124I can't believe the NASA is Kenzoku, so that's why the background in her 3D...
>>25318088>>25318016If I wanted to listen to music I would fire up itunes or something. If I wanted to watch someone play Apex I would go on twitch and watch someone who is a pro (however ridiculous it sounds). You watch them for personality of a cute girl and because you have crippling loneliness. Even for "personality" I would bet you could find a better alternative that would make you laugh even more. You watch them cause they are women.
>>25317919IM TRYING TO
>>25318145because she is my wife and she would NEVER lie to me!
For me, it's korone.
>>25318116Good stuff, you should tweet it at her
>>25318145Because Suisei is genuine unlike the other fake vtubers? Don't liken her to the rest, she's different
>>25316861He said work was getting busy on twitter and hasn't tweeted since
>>25317238KoroneEle Ypsis
>>25318134Become a well known composer. Create a hit that she likes. She will then come looking for you to create her next original song. Pretty easy.
For me, it's strong zero.
>>25318025Don't listen to those faggots who replied to you cause they are retarded. All of the holos are a good choice. It is just various degrees of being aware of the fact.
>>25318034CocoRing FitIf only to finally get her to capitulate to playing on a Switch.
>>25318143Matsuri already has a nendo in the works, at this point it's an eventuality that all popular girls will get something
>>25318159Arrested for embezzlement
>>25318134Become a top ranker at Tetris, it's the most plausible way. I'm sure she knows amemiya and Doremy and if either of them messaged her she would most probably reply, which is a start.
>>25318158Suiseifags believe this
Oh no no no the japs know now https://twitter.com/tatsunokoojisan/status/1292011623872266245
>>25318134You would have to fight Anemachi first.
>>25318116Nice. Tweet the dog I'm sure she'll appreciate it.
>>25318134Helga Glurkovich's already engaged with the head of the Vladivostok bratva and would never go out with you
>Hololive gets dubbed for the Neptunia game>the english cast is HoloEN and the IDs>Risu doesn't voice Korone
>>25318034PekoraSpace Station 13
>>25318149That's great that you do those things anon but I think you're overlooking the fact that not everyone is you.
>>253181341. Make a gacha game2. It gets incredibly popular and you become a billionaire.3. Invest into age regression technology and become a shota.4. Give Suisei a bunch of in game currency and also your personal number.Foolproof plan
>1700 replies>Way past bump limit>Way past image limitaren't you supposed to like, make a new thread?
Is there a gen that's more tightly-knit than gen3? They really do all get along so well.
>>25318182T H I C C
>>25318158If by different you mean might be actually, seriously, not-just-leaning-into-the-joke, mentally unwell, then sure
>>25318166Fuck, someone needs to force her into this as a batsu game. It's the only way I can see her doing it.
>>25318179Well, we all know that they're the most delusional retards in this thread.
>>25318143i almost bought this card capture sakura figurine one time for a few hundred dollars and i’m really glad i didn’t fall down that hole
>>25318193spongebob-are-you-stupid-or-something.jpg
>>25318194Gen 5!!! Believe it!!!!!!!!!!
>>25318193>he doesn't know
>newfags will respond to the bait
>>25318034I want a fortune street collab.Semi-related: If Botan liking rpgs and turn-based strategy is true, then with the recent nintendo permissions we might get some FE3H streams (more specifically, the blue LIONS route) which could be really cool
I'd rather date Anemachi.
>>25318190You are just unaware of your motivations.
>>25318193Ga back
>>25318193Go back to wherever you're from, we're full
>>25318193Is this day one of being in these threads?
>>25318193Not until we reach 2000 posts, then the thread dies.
>>25318193good bait
>>25318205the prophet himself
>>25318199People who don't think AZKi is the best singer are more delusional.
>>25318182>https://twitter.com/tatsunokoojisan/status/1292011623872266245https://twitter.com/tatsunokoojisan/status/1292020827836178432
I feel empty...I want a girlfriend bros...
>>25318194You say that but I always feel that Rushia is the odd man out.
>>25318210Yes anon, everyone is dumb but you. Everyone else is an NPC besides you. There's no way other people besides yourself posses the ability of introspection. You special little cutie you
>>25318193back from where I come from yes, but for some reason people do it differently here.
So did Suisei ever collab with Aqua after her GOI stream?
>>25318193Anon...
>>25318158why are hoshiyomis so delusional?
>>25318193look at 4chans jp archive and imagine if there were twice as many /hlg/ threadsalso look at jps ban list for the lolz
>>25318218People who don't think Watame is the best singer are more delusional.
>>25318188A Holo/VTuber SS13 server would be incredible but there's no chance they'd care to set that up, let alone the fact that there's no codebases with JP translation to my knowledge.You'd need someone who was popular and knew the game well already to kick it off like Coco did for ARK.
>>25318218She honestly needs a better manager, PR, and marketing. The whole package.
>>25318221She would leave you even more empty bro. And her emptying your balls will be the last thing she will do. There will be a lot of more unpleasant emptyings before that.
>>25318221Do your gf reps
>>25318193If /hlg/ made a new thread everything it hit the bump limit and image limit, /jp/ would be nothing but hololive threadsIt got changed so that threads autoarchive after 2k posts because of this. You think they'd up the image limit for /jp/ too, but they're retarded
Kurone is the only holo I care about because I'm a disgusting waifufagI could sit and listen to her spew moonrunes for hours while playing the mother series
>>25318218Yeah and those are suiseifags
>>25318034WatameMinecraft
>>25318219https://files.catbox.moe/s33268.png
>>25318232but the best singer is azki
>>25317785JP version came out 3 days ago. Theres probably a video compilation of the holo's cameo appearance somewhere.
>>25316585How is that funny? Maybe if you're a fanbase war idiot from /v/ or a racist from /pol/.
>>25318239>/jp/ would be nothing but hololive threadsAnd that's a good thing!
>>25318231>also look at jps ban listHow can I look at this...
>>25318223To be fair everyone is great at lying to themselves and being unable to analyze themselves objectively.
>>25318183I'll mating press both of them and none can resist the power of cock.
>>25318238At least give her smug feline girlfriend a chance too
>>25318095Not her fans though.
I'm going to make myself a chuuba and then I'm going to marry Aqua, then I'm going to her roommate's house and marrying her too.
>>25318248boards fucking dead otherwisetrue otaku lifestyle died with the flourish of 2016 cringe culture and the overtaking of this board by election tourists
>>25318221Vtubers are nothing like girlfriends. You shouldn't romanticize the idealisms of vtubers just like you wouldn't anime
>>25318247I'm a fanbase war idiot racist from /a/
>>25318219>The example is some stick with no ass???
>>25318237What is that?
>>25318222Rushia is the resident autist. By tolerating her, the other gen3s show their kindness. She's like the pet of the group.
AZKI clearly needs to move to Hololive like Suisei did, the bump in name recognition would do her wonders.
>>25318265Take a showerGo to the gymGet a clue.
>>25318245No, the best singer is Watame
>>25318262I romanticize anime though
>>25318243A person can be too fat but a butt can't be too thicc. It just keeps getting better and better the thiccer it is.
>Are women evil?Absolutely.
>>25318265Push ups. Hair care. Skin care. Fashion news. Self-affirmation. Actually going outside.
>>25318222Cause she's so far away so she doesn't do collabs as often. I'm sure once she moves to the Holohouse, things will change.
>>25318248Who cares, makes no sense that we should be caged into one thread just so 10 autists can faf about with their dumb 2hu threads. We outnumber them.
>>25318232Anyone thinking their karaoke hero is actually a good singer is retarded.
>>25318221loneliness is better, trust me
>>25318141geekjack, and theyve got 100 dl limit now>>25318128quality, but short and basic, all the indiv packs are like a minute long total, except for the good night routine which is over an hour
>>25315434Alright Anon fess up, did you just happen to stumble upon this randomly or do you also share my fetish?
>>25318269She doesn't give a shit about streaming activities and are just in it for the music.
>>25318284>Actually going outside.but corona...
>>25318075thots in the US lack the charm of JP girls
>Am I gay?Absolutely.
reject 3dpdembrace rabit
>>25318265Depends on what kind of gf you want anonBe it fitness reps, healthy habits reps, music reps, drawing reps, bank account reps, cooking reps, it's up to you
>>25318292Your fetish sucks
stop doing thishttps://files.catbox.moe/sg1o8n.png
>>25318265Just don't be a manlet
>>25318276You should know better
These threads has shown me the true nature of these vtubers>sex tapes>all the literal dick sucking by the vtubers>them pretending to like their fans>being fucked off stream and then pretending to be seiso on streamIt's all so disgusting, I thank this general for saving me from these parasites
>>25318297if holo have any decency they'll recognise this an not hire ethots
>>25318294Clearly, but just having the Hololive name attached to her would probably get her more fans.
>>25318294Sure, but cover are obviously shit at marketing that side of things
>>25318286Rushia joining holohouse?
>>25318308give examples of the sex tapes pls and ty
>>25318238>waifufagging one of the few holos who explicitly makes it clear that she doesnt want you to waifu herwut
>>25318265Just don't be yourself.
>>25318289Cope, Watame is better than AZKi, that's why she's more popular.
>>25318294then she should just quit and find a better employer
ANAL AMY
>>25318249it was real in my mind i saw it 2 days agoit was also filled with posts from /hololive/
>>25318312She talked about the prospect of it with Coco but nothing final
>>25318312Possibly. She seemed very interested and Coco said she would send her the materials on where they are living.
>>25318303I honest to god don't understand where these people come from or what makes them stay.
>>25318281incelchama....
>>25318313not this shit again, fuck off
>>25318307Their management isn't the brightest so they'll probably only look at what's popular on twitch and hire bunch of pokimane-likes.
How many of you faggots can actually sing and thus are justified in having an opinion? If you can't carry a tune, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Your favorite holoYour favorite JAV actress
Was it my imagination or did nekoyama just tweet a crazy Mio post and immediately delete it?
>>25318296Unless you're in some antimask shithole, it's fine as long as you aren't hanging out in air conditioned venues recirculating corona air
>>25318316By that logic, Coco is better singer than Watame.
>>25318336MikoI always watch amateurs, I hate every directed porn, all of them looks shit
>>25318335I'm a shitty singer so I know when someone else is shitty
>>25318308You are welcome. Proud to be the part of the shitposting crew. To be fair I started to doubt if my mission here is worth anything. I was even considering leaving. But now that you have told me I may have saved a soul I will redouble my efforts at preaching the truth about the evil of hololive.
>>25318335[insert shit analogy here]
>>25318281True, I always get scared when I talk to women irl.
>>25318335If you can't cook you can't judge when someone serves you a plate of burnt dogshit.
>>25318343Yeah but you don't know when someone else is good or even great.
>>25318336MarineKazama Yumi
>>25318336AquaAqua
>>25318308>he fell for the e-gf baitLMAO i've never thought of them as more than just an entertainer
>>25318336okayumomoka nishina
Spin the wheel, and describe what you like about the holo it picked. If you don't know who they are, respin.https://wheelofnames.com/eyf-qvd>KanataShe's the cutest tenshi!
>>25318335I'm motherfucking Pavarotti nigger
>>25318341Coco is popular because of the memes and saying fuck, not because of her singing. But in fact, Coco is a better entertainer than Watame.
>>25318284>>25318274>>25318301I can attest personally that just by doing these things a gf came and plopped into my lap.
>>25318336TowaTowa
>>25318311Why does Azkifags alway blame a management for her failure as if she has no control over her own career?
>>25318350>A food and shit analogyWow got me there.
>>25318265Just be yourself
>Roberu playing Majora's Mask.Nice.
>>25318335Let me show how wrong you are with a food or car analogy.
>>25318336TowaAIKA
>>25318034I wanna see any four Holos playing Dokapon Kingdom.
>>25318312>rushia>joining holohouseCoco made a gloryhole in the apartment didn't she?
>>25318363Because you're a dumb faggot that's only been in these threads for two months max and don't know shit.
>>25318335Too tryhard bait
>>25318357>HaatoIt seems like she's seriously losing her fucking mind lately and I love it.
>>25318357>We have picked nakiri ayameHer voice is absolutely top tier
>>25318336Towauhh the one with the biggest ass
>>25318366it's a bit of a shame though given he's restarting the game when he was pretty close to the end.
>>25318336Probably tied between Fubuki or WatameHitomi Tanaka
>>25318335Simon Cowell can't sing and he judges American Idol, X Factor, and Got Talent shows
>your favorite holo>the last time you texted a female that wasnt a family member
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgke922qp7Y Roberu
>>25318308Am I the only one who can't look at Aqua the same way now?
Haato is the best holo because there's no gf narrative about her, you're just watching your heartwarming but dumb daughter
>>25318357>RoberuYEAAAAAAAAAH
>>25318363This is just their pathetic cope.
>>25318369Based. I'd watch SMOK destroy their bonds.
>>25318308prove any of that
>>25318365Fuck you you fucking troll. Why do you want me to fail so much?
>>25318364You're objectively retarded if you think you need to be an expert on something to accurately judge it's quality. Otherwise you're not allowed to ever hold an opinion on anything ever or else you're a complete hypocrite.
>>25318336WatameIt used to be Makoto Toda but I don't watch much professional porn anymore.
>>25318336NoelNoel
>>25318386Haato is my gf, that's the new narrative.
>>25318383WatameYesterday
>>25318384HERRO??? OKINI
>>25318357>RisuOh fuck... I like her onee-chan voice I guess.
HOTATETETAHO
>>25318386>there's no gf narrativeBut i am her bf
>>25318360Coco gets lots more supacha in her singing streams than Watame.
>>25318137Here's someone who doesn't actually like hololive.
>>25318357>Ui-mamaCute voice and gave us an even cuter duck. Subaru's interactions with her "family" are always fun.
OK faggots, record yourself singing your favorite song from your favorite Holo and post them in the next thread. We'll sort this shit out right quick.
Why don't you doing your reps, anon?
>>25318357>Tsukishita KaoruWho is this girl?Is she part of the 5th gen? I'm not familiar with their names yet.
>>25318357>Ayunda RisuShe has some really cool control over her voice, also looks like she came out of an Atelier game and I dig that.
>>25318412>Why don't you doing your reps, anon?Why aren't you?
>>25318357>CiviaCute design. I follow her twitter presence more than bilibili.
>>25318412Because I'm already did them.
>>25318357>ArurandeisuCool shitposter
>>25318412Why aren't you doing your English reps?
>>25318411the last thing these threads need is more cringe
DOOG
>>25318357>Kagura Nanashe's hot
>>25318357>Towa...nice powerful singing voicesometimes her autism is cute
SMOK Dragon's Crown when?
>>25318412Anonchama?!?
>>25318412Are you doing your English reps here?
>>25318412I'm too old to use a language I'll use just to watch anime
>>25318357>A- ChanCute butt.
>>25318412I'm did them right now soon
>Favourite Hololive>Favourite VocaloidPost
Morning English with Roberu!!!
>>25318420Do your english reps now.
>>25315461I like this hairstyle. You can really see her ears.
>>25318357IofiThe most tolerable holoid
>>25318357>Polkawhat am I supposed to say???
>>25318412Don't talking in chat!
>>25318430>AtlusNever
Why are you participating in Hololive, anon?You can't understand what they're saying.. so what's in it for you?
>>25318412haachama?!
>>25318335I do
>>25318430That would be terrible, there'd be too much visual clutter making it hard to follow what's happening.
>>25318357>Shion yo...something about shion... something about her forehead and her eyebrows... i want to see it everyday...
>>25318436TowavFlower
>>25318383PekoraAbout 2 months ago
>>25318412kek
>>25318336pekoramio shinosaki or miyuki arisaka
>>25318439I'm refuse.
Minato Aqua was a black man.
>>25318433Age? If you are not like 35 or something it's not too late to start learning
>>25318444She's cute and funny.
>>25318436what is vocaloid?
>>25318357MoonaShe's not anorexic
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>>25318444HONK
>>25318357Artia...She's cute as in a small sister kind of way?Like you can tell she's a dumbass but an endearing one sometimes, also she's way better than me at fps
Towa...