What’s it like to have something growing inside of you?

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Anonymous Sat May 2 03:37:00 2009 No.2528666 [Reply] [Original]

What’s it like to have something growing inside of you?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 03:38:00 2009 No.2528669 Shit grows inside of you, right? So, I guess that it feels like shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 03:38:00 2009 No.2528668 Like ejaculating on old books.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 03:39:00 2009 No.2528679 >>2528666 >666

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 03:39:00 2009 No.2528672 Like putting pillows inside your shirt.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 03:40:00 2009 No.2528684 >>2528669 It doesn't "grow" in the living sense as much as accumulate.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 03:40:00 2009 No.2528685 Dunno but my cousin's pregnant, guess I could ask her.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 03:41:00 2009 No.2528692 I do. We all do. What do you think bacteria is?

>>	StudyGuy !STUDYekq9c Sat May 2 03:43:00 2009 No.2528701 >>2528666 I don't know what it feels like to have one growing inside you, but I do know how your wallet feels after you've burned $450 dollars to get rid of it... Wrap it up, anon. Seriously.

Anonymous Sat May 2 03:43:00 2009 No.2528703

I'd feel weird about it. Looking down at my stomach... it's mine, and it's always seemed to look the same. I don't want to share it with some other thing that will change me inside, outside, and change my life thereafter. And it'd probably be full of pains and aches and cramps and sickness and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 03:44:00 2009 No.2528705 >>2528701 I hate you

>>	StudyGuy !STUDYekq9c Sat May 2 03:44:00 2009 No.2528708 >>2528705 I'm fine with that.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 03:46:00 2009 No.2528715 You already have bacteria and possibly various parasites growing inside of you. >>2528701 Not really something any of us need to worry about. Sucks to be a normalfag.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 03:46:00 2009 No.2528717 File: 123 KB, 800x600, 1234794154431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Myth busted.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 03:47:00 2009 No.2528725 File: 102 KB, 800x600, 1234793794310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh wait.

>>	StudyGuy's Aborted Daughter !DEADzcPulI Sat May 2 03:49:00 2009 No.2528733 >>2528701 Daddy, why did you kill me? I love you so much.

>>	Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q Sat May 2 03:51:00 2009 No.2528750 >StudyGuy's Aborted Daughter !DEADzcPulI Hahahaha, awful

>>	StudyGuy !STUDYekq9c Sat May 2 03:52:00 2009 No.2528756 >>2528733 You know, the very thought of me having a child didn't bother me as much as I thought it would. I expected some kind of guilt, but considering what it jeopardized for the two of us... I'm fine with it.

StudyGuy !STUDYekq9c Sat May 2 03:54:00 2009 No.2528764

>>2528756
Oh and the kicker to it all was that I guess before she went into the actual removal bit, she had another screening and the nurse asked her whether or not she wanted to know what the sex of the child was or if she wanted to name it or anything...

Creepy, right?

>>	StudyGuy's Aborted Daughter !DEADzcPulI Sat May 2 03:56:00 2009 No.2528769 >>2528756 Daddy, I keep asking God when you'll come to heaven to be with me but he always tells me it's up to you. Daddy, why don't you want to be with me?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 03:58:00 2009 No.2528772 >>2528733 Oh god I laughed so hard.

StudyGuy !STUDYekq9c Sat May 2 03:59:00 2009 No.2528776

>>2528769
Because tuition is fucking expensive, honey. Wasn't wasting three years of my life on you just yet. Moreover, blame your mother for forgetting to get a new dose of birth control and that one condom for breaking...

Just wasn't meant to be...
Also I'd prefer a son.

>>	StudyGuy's Aborted Daughter's Twin !X9jTcGG.Yk Sat May 2 04:00:00 2009 No.2528782 >>2528776 I would have let you take bath together with me ;_;.

>>	StudyGuy !STUDYekq9c Sat May 2 04:02:00 2009 No.2528787 >>2528782 ...Oh god... This is the most awkward thread I've participated in.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 04:02:00 2009 No.2528789 >>2528769 Won't be seeing him in heavin, sis.

>>	StudyGuy's Aborted Daughter !DEADzcPulI Sat May 2 04:05:00 2009 No.2528795 >>2528789 That's what Gabriel-onii-sama always tells me. What does he mean? Good people go to heaven. Daddy's a good person, right?

StudyGuy's Aborted Daughter's Japanese Bird !!VVmN/anj0Lh Sat May 2 04:06:00 2009 No.2528801
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Daddy, I keep asking God when will you be coming home for dinner? I'm cooking spaghetti for you...

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 2 04:07:00 2009 No.2528809
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>>2528795

Get thee gone from this thread, shade. Speak not of this eschatological contrivance that the Christians call Heaven, for there is none.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 04:08:00 2009 No.2528816 >>2528801 Oh god I lol'd

>>	StudyGuy !STUDYekq9c Sat May 2 04:09:00 2009 No.2528818 >>2528801 Man what...? I don't even like birds.

>>	StudyGuy's Aborted Daughter !DEADzcPulI Sat May 2 04:09:00 2009 No.2528820 >>2528809 Gabriel-onii-sama says you're lying. You shouldn't lie. Lying is what bad people do.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 04:11:00 2009 No.2528828 File: 86 KB, 388x442, lucifer_flipped1236380079.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2528820 Gabriel is lying to you; he is a bad angel. Some angels are bad. You shouldn't listen to bad people.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 2 04:13:00 2009 No.2528833
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>>2528828

Angels, at least according to Christian Eschatology, are neither evil nor good.

They simply are. And whatever Gabriel the Archangel may be telling you, it certainly isn't in your best interests, nor in mine.

StudyGuy's Aborted Daughter's Twin !X9jTcGG.Yk Sat May 2 04:14:00 2009 No.2528835

>>2528818
I hope you regret your decision.
You could have dressed us up as Shion/Mion, take a bath with us, have a walk with us, have tea with us but you let it all go just cause you are too irresponsible for it.

Sis might forgive you but I will never forgive. Hope to see you in hell soon.

>>	StudyGuy's Aborted Daughter !DEADzcPulI Sat May 2 04:14:00 2009 No.2528836 >>2528828 Stop trying to confuse me, Lucy-fur. Everyone in heaven already told me not to listen to you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 04:17:00 2009 No.2528845 Gabriel is a dick, he taught muhammud islam to troll the fuck out of people Michael is a homosexual, curls and a perm? WHAT THE FUCK MAN. The other archangel is probably too stoned out of his mind to give a shit

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 2 04:20:00 2009 No.2528848 >>2528845 Are you talking about Uriel? He's the one who has the fire.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 04:21:00 2009 No.2528851 >>2528848 Raphael, what the hell has he done seriously?

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 2 04:24:00 2009 No.2528855 File: 113 KB, 507x745, 3f981af5349930c169a02c8d0b92faaecda3997e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2528851 Tied people up and went fishing, apparently. He also is a healer, if that counts.

>>	Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q Sat May 2 04:26:00 2009 No.2528859 Whoah, whoah, what's going on here? It was funny when it started, but...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 04:30:00 2009 No.2528867 >>2528855 >>2528851 I thought Raphael was a turtle.

Gabriel !k/OaGiVtdE Sat May 2 04:30:00 2009 No.2528868

>StudyGuy's Aborted Daughter !DEADzcPulI
It's okay dear, you will see him again shortly, but he will need to leave again afterwards, and he would not be coming back for a long time

>StudyGuy's Aborted Daughter's Twin !X9jTcGG.Yk
>Hope to see you in hell soon
That you will my child, that you will

>StudyGuy !STUDYekq9c
God is merciful, it is still possible to be reunited with your unborn daughters in heaven, but you must prove your worth in hell first. I suggest you start practicing your fire arm skills, your test will involve a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning.

>anonymous
If you are curious about the pestilence in Mexico, let me be blunt, the end of days is nigh, woe to all ye sinners.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 2 04:36:00 2009 No.2528879
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>>2528868

Hear me, O archangel! I shall live through your Apocalypse as I lived through the last eight centuries.
Break the seals, throw down the Star upon us, send the horsemen riding!
Let your God's fury reign, and when it is over...when the Man Jesus has returned, I shall slay him myself and establish my Republic Of Heaven. You angels shall be the first to die.

>>	StudyGuy !STUDYekq9c Sat May 2 04:40:00 2009 No.2528885 Yeah I think it's about time I visited another board for a while...

>>	StudyGuy's Aborted Daughter !DEADzcPulI Sat May 2 04:44:00 2009 No.2528892 >>2528885 Why do you always run away from me, daddy?

Gabriel !k/OaGiVtdE Sat May 2 04:46:00 2009 No.2528897
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>>2528879
You boast because you have not seen the shape of the end that is to come, but my eyes have seen the glory.

>send the horsemen riding
>horsemen
>men
Let me show you a glimpse of the doom that have been fashioned.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 04:47:00 2009 No.2528900 >tripfags >roleplaying

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 04:48:00 2009 No.2528901 >>2528892 BECAUSE YOU ARE ZOMBIE GHOSTS

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 04:50:00 2009 No.2528908 >>2528892 For the same reason he aborted you- HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU.

>>	Beelzebub !PSta06wUaU Sat May 2 04:52:00 2009 No.2528909 File: 114 KB, 701x800, beelzebub.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2528879 I called dibbbbzzzzz on Jezzzuzzzzzzzzzz, you dipshizzzzzzzzt. Even Luzzzzzzzzzifer agreed to it.

>>	Lucifer !666DOVNbjc Sat May 2 04:57:00 2009 No.2528917 >>2528909 I lied.

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>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 04:58:00 2009 No.2528921 I imagine it feels pretty good. Most chics that have been pregnant once don't mind being pregnant again.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat May 2 04:58:00 2009 No.2528923
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>>2528897

And yet your God's followers are so blind that they themselves do not see you and your kind for what you truly are.

They gaze up to heaven, fearing a hell of eternal torment or a heaven of unparalleled delights, while forgetting their birthrights, and what is to be done by them here on this Earth, while they still draw breath.
They shed their blood and abase themselves before your God, killing in his name, and he turns a blind eye to it all.

Long have I waited for the Day of Judgement, the Day of Fury, when your God casts his anger down upon us all. Let the end of days come, for this world is far overdue it.

>>2528909

Shall I then throw his holy corpse to you and your kind, so that you may lay eggs in his putrefying flesh?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 05:02:00 2009 No.2528933 >>2528921 Enjoy horrible pain while giving birth.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 05:04:00 2009 No.2528943 >>2528933 Thanks, enjoy dying a virgin.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 05:04:00 2009 No.2528944 >>2528943 dohoho

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 05:04:00 2009 No.2528945 Why don't you ask your mom?

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>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 05:09:00 2009 No.2528959 >>2528945 MY MOM IS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAD!

4tran Sat May 2 05:09:00 2009 No.2528961

A commendable decision; education is more important than children. As I always say, the answer is always abortion.

Newborns are easily expendable, as long as the mother is willing. Your undead aborted children in this thread will have lots of fun watching you have a blast with your future children.

In any case, FRESH MEAT

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 05:21:00 2009 No.2529019 Pregnancy feels pretty good, I'm sure of it.

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