/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why are you lying to me?

And?

*grabs dick*

I avoid all buses and walk to school.

Masturbate for hours.
After that, we'll see...

That's impossible my man
Please stop giving me a false hope

I'm already a girlinside

That would be a horrible experience. The only way I'd want to be a girl is if I could still have a penis. Then I could at least fap to myself.

>>2526614
Killjoy

I'd fuck men for money

Which one do you prefer
-Have sex with a man
-Have sex with a woman

>>2526613
I don't think you understand the situation.

It's not really possible to rape yourself.

>>2526627
Can't get pregnant from a woman, I'd fuck men

Well, I don't know
I guess I have to find a new job

>>2526642
>>2526625
Are you gay or something?

I WANT TO BELIEVE

;_;

>>2526651
He's a girl now. It would be gay to have sex with other women.

>>2526651
I fail to see how having sex with men as a woman is gay.

>>2526624
It's just tiring. I rather have a little schoolboy feel me up than to go through that again (for all three games!).

>>2526623
>That would be a great experience. The only way I'd want to be a girl is if I could have a vagina. Then I could at least have sex with a man.
Fix'd

but I'm already a girl

>>2526666
Oh hoh, lying get

I loved the routes in Ying Yang where you could fuck your best friends. That was so hot.

>>2526600
Sounds boring.

>>2526661
Did the bus scene happen in alt as well? I don't recall the main character ever taking the bus.

Ok, what VN is this
You got my interest

Awesome. Time to go out and suck as many cocks as I can before time runs out

>>2526677
Yin-Yang X-Change Alternative.

Alt>2>1>3.

Whoa, why did so many people post in this thread?
Could it be a proof that /jp/ wanted to be a girl too?

>>2526678
Time will never run out

>>2526687
Don't be silly. ALL of 4chan wishes to be the little girl.

>>2526687

How's it going, Slowpoke?

>>2526678
You're gonna get raped, pregnant, and living by yourself raising an unwanted child
Enjoy your life

>>2526695
I don't. I'm glad that I born as a man and I have no intention whatsoever to be a little girl

Time to try on some sexy lingerie and finally not have to worry about pinching my nutsack with skimpy underwear

>>2526683
This man, he speaks the truth.

Brb, gonna spill the penis potion all over my friend so she can fuck the living shit out of me.

>>2526651
No I just want to be pregnant ;_;

>>2526687

Kind of reminds me of...I dunno...maybe all the previous "I wish to be the girl" threads? There are probably more of us on /jp/ than there are dollfags or kigurumifags.

Also, ALTERNATIVE 2 TRANSLATION WHEN

>>2526736
It's the little girl. Specifically a beloved loli.

>>2526713
You mean like this?

>>2526736
I hear Alt 2 doesn't even involve TG. It's some bodyswap voodoo thing. I hope that's just a lie.

>>2526736
>implying you're one of them

Oh yeah, since we're have an XC thread, I kind of misplaced my eroge flashdrive and with it are my X-Change full saved games. Anyone willing to upload the saved files for XC2 and XCA? I don't want to reclear the games again.

>>2526745
skimpier. Like Brazilian butt floss

>>2526600
First I masturbate all day. Maybe several days. After i get used to OMG MULTIPLE ORGASMS I'd probably take enough time to get used to dressing effeminately.

Since a lot of attitude, mentality and such is influenced by hormones and I have a sudden influx of girl hormones and nowhere near the torrents of testosterone, I'd probably adapt to being a girl pretty quickly.
Since I need sex a minimum of three times a day as a guy I'd probably turn into such a slut as a girl. Optimistically I'd say that I'd be a lesbian and only bang hot chicks through tribadism and double dildoes, but since I'm hetero, changing genders means changing a preference.

>>2526774
You seems have a lot of knowledge about this

>>2526791
It's a fairly common fantasy, isn't it? Wishing to be the little girl?

ALL ABOARD THE RAPE BUS

BEEP BEEP

Actually there was no rape bus in Yin-Yang Alternative.

Don't know about YYA2 though.

>>2526805
Ah, thought as much. Well, give me your save file!

Get your own save file. 99% of the time the Japanese ones are compatible with the English releases, and anyone with a working pulse can find a savefile for pretty much any game in about five seconds.

>>2526819

I haven't had the X-Changes for a while, sorry.

I think I have this one completed .... hang on ...

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?uzkgwwihoje

As much as I wish to be the girl, when you get down to it, my 2D waifu doesn't care which sex I am. It's not like the genderswap would make any difference unless I ended up being dragged into an alley by faceless men or something.

>You wake up and you're a girl now

This is a normal occurrence.

>>2527082
What's your secret?

Can I be a futa instead?

>>2527091
Feeling pretty is dressing prettily.
Dressing prettily is feeling pretty.

>>2527103

Only if you drink the green potion

>>2527103
Just crossdress as a guy. That's basically a futa.

I take off my skirt and put my pants back.
Okay, now I'm a man again.

>>2527158
You're not a girl, even when you wear the skirt.

It doesn't work that way, no matter what you've read.

>>2527178
The ones who told me that showed me proof though. It was a very serious manga page.
Also, people on the internet would have no reason to lie to me.

First of all, buy a new wardrobe.

If I'm hot, I'm going all out. I am going to have ADORABLE clothes.

After that?

Umm...

I'unno. Dress in pretty and fashionable clothing, and probably act like a bitch to other women?

In addition to not taking the bus, I would also avoid tutoring the shota, working at a karoke bar, attending a singles mixer and having too much to drink, working at a family dinner and staying for after work staff party, taking a part time job to model for an old man, going to the PE teacher's office, staying the hell away from my sadistic step-sister, avoiding any part time job that involves you being driving to the work site by limo and most importantly: STAYING THE FUCK AWAY FROM KOJI

>>2527241
1. Turn back into man.
2. Turn Koji into a woman.

And we have the best end.

>>2527241
Was there anything you could do in 3 that didn't result in rape?

>>2527268
No.

>>2527241
Not taking the bus is one thing, but that's just being overly paranoid. Those things are completely harmless!

>>2527287
I don't know every time Takuya turns into a girl and Koji is around his dick seems to almost magically appear in her vag, ass or mouth.

This is why Alternative was god tier.

Alternative was great. Only one rape scene, and plenty of lesbian ends. EVEN WITH YOUR IMOUTO.

>>2527890
Alternative needed more BAD ENDs like XC3 good god were the writers having a bad day when they made that?

Which translation will come first Family Project or Alternative 2?

>>2527977
Duke Nukem Forever.

I masturbate.

>>2527890
But I like the rape scenes the best and dislike the lesbian scenes. Yes I realize that this means I'm probably gay.

>>2528035
I'm with you, anon. Lesbian scenes bore me.

I seek out my best friend, seduce him, and have him impregnate me.

I have realized that blowjob and titty fuck scenes get me off. Esspecially when the guy busts in the girls mouth and you hear it then you hear the big gulp she does ohh mannn...and need some time alone now...lmao

>>2526600

>You wake up and you're a girl now

I post on /fit/ and troll people. Nothing changes.

i'd look in the mirror, fondle my breasts for a few minutes, buy a maid outfit, and then wear it for awhile. other than that, it'll get old, pretty fast.

Make out with my sister.

Be the only girl in all my computer science classes.

>>2528086
I mean to say only
whoops lol

Alternative needed more prostitution scenes....and by more I mean more than zero

>>2528086
>ohh mannn...and need some time alone now...lmao

>>2528117
im@o xD

>>2528110
Would you let the class fuck you?

I'd cry and wish for my dick back.

>>2528130

Why? You weren't using it.

>>2528144

Your mom would say otherwise.

>>2528149
Nice burn, broseph.

>>2528149

She already did. Apparently, your angry inch is kind of unsatisfactory, but it's really none of my business.

>>2528144

Cool it, guys. You don't want the fire department to get involved, do you?

>>2528173

Just like every day before this one.

>>2528272