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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/
Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk
Fanart Galleries: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

>> No.25270065

Maids are olev

>> No.25270118
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25270118

Nice thread title, buddy

>> No.25270147
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Finally. The monster girl pastebin is given its true praise.

>> No.25270160

>>25270118
I have a strong desire to mating press a trashy vermin girl with a hairy pussy

>> No.25270192
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>>25270051
Retard alert.

>> No.25270306
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25270306

Cute cows need your support.

>> No.25270307

>>25270147
I want to butt fuck her.

>> No.25270325
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25270325

Sahuagin of the pool, what is your wisdom?

>World hard and cold...
>Dick soft and warm

>> No.25270404
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25270404

I don't think it's possible to teach monstergirls to not rape, but is it possible to teach them to rape responsibly?

>> No.25270494

>>25270118
>>25270147
>>25270306
All waifus should come with pillows.

>> No.25270522

>>25270404
In my imaginary demon realm, the school boards understand that monsters can't help but rape boys and men so they have Rape Responsibility chapters in their Health/P.E. class.

>> No.25270619

>>25270147
Wights are so hot, I want to be fucked really hard by one.

>> No.25270653

>>25270306
Godbless LN for drawing more cows

>> No.25270716

>>25270653
Think that one was actually Axem

>> No.25270750

monsters that really want to see your penis

>> No.25270757

>>25270118
Made for strangling anal

>> No.25270765

>>25270750
I'll take all of the above Alex.

>> No.25270772 [SPOILER] 
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Ahem.

Fairies.

>> No.25270802
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>>25270772
An used-up, jaded hooker is the ideal woman.

>> No.25270850
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>>25270716
Definitely looks like LN's work. If it's not him, it's deliberately drawn in his style.

>> No.25270885

>>25270160
This. I’m a college educated man with a masters degree and I wouldn’t mind fucking some stupid trailer trash MG who just wants to watch her cars go left really fast all throughout her trailer.

>> No.25270887
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25270887

It's year of the Rat my dudes

>> No.25270906

>>25270772
>>25270802
gross

>> No.25270929

>>25270306
But I’m already supporting my Pharaoh onee-san’s massive bust! Dare I dream to support both her and the head Hathor priestess too?

>> No.25270970
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reminder that your sweat can taste delicious to monstergirls

>> No.25270986

>>25270887
Why is Pat with all those girls? He’s cheating on Paige!

>> No.25271015
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25271015

>>25270887

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>>25270065
maids are cool and good
shogs are the coolest and goodest tho

>> No.25271042

>>25271023
>Shog never heard from again after making that statement

>> No.25271045

>>25270887
>Snout
No

>> No.25271049

>>25270970
>lord ninja
That's not how it works

>> No.25271054
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>>25270906
Yarr, I always knew there be Alps amongst us.

>> No.25271111
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https://imgbox.com/g/eQsomFcIaY
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 133. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/ZaKdxXZV'

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

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>> No.25271290

>>25271111
Are the thumbnails and images not loading for anyone else?

>> No.25271324

>>25271290
Getting a 404 screen on the new images start here link, yeah

>> No.25271336
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>> No.25271340

>>25271290
Other galleries aren't loading for me either.

>> No.25271361

>>25270887
>>25271015
Jesus fuck, the guy still looks shellshocked from the dog pictures.

>> No.25271368

>>25271340
Must be imgbox having an outage then.

>> No.25271371

>>25271015
Is that Plague?

>> No.25271374

>>25271224
Ultimate evil still so smug after getting captured

>> No.25271385

>No shortstack hinezumi neighbor, with emphasis on stack, that starts running with me because I do it shirtless.

A world with monster girls would be heaven.

>> No.25271434
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25271434

>For the last time, I'm a lion, not a cougar!

>> No.25271486

>>25271049
>Weeb MGs who only has access to shitty translations

>> No.25271534

>>25271486
I fear for the quality of their human boy wiki

>> No.25271564

>>25271534
>human boy wiki
I wonder what type I’d be. What types of human boys are there even?

>> No.25271640

>>25271054
she's a prostitute that can only take small dicks

>> No.25271656
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>>25271111
>>25271290
Now it's working again.

>> No.25271717

>>25271564
Jocks and Nerds and then you can break it down from there

>> No.25271805

what happens if lots of sabbath girls keep sending you nudes just because you're a single onii-chan or a husband without kids?

>> No.25271838
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25271838

She saw you petting some strays the other day, and was wondering if you wanted a whole litter

>> No.25272130

Are you a bad enough dude to handle six manticores?

>> No.25272157

>>25272130
I don't want to deal even with one.

>> No.25272176
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25272176

>>25270306
>When you try to milk a Minotaur with cold hands.

>> No.25272212

>>25272130
Look, I can't even handle one, what the hell do you think?

>> No.25272236

>>25272130
how about a single manticore with 6 paws?

>> No.25272243

>>25272176
Milking a Mino is like trying to defuse a bomb.

>> No.25272262

>>25272130
No, but that wouldn't stop me from trying. What's the worst that could happen, it's not like they are going to actually hurt you.

>> No.25272266

>>25272243
You shouldn’t use pliers to milk someone

>> No.25272300

>>25272243
The wrong squeeze and you could get sent sky-high.

>> No.25272303

>>25271111
>https://imgbox.com/g/eQsomFcIaY
Thank you for everything you do

>> No.25272328
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25272328

have sex with fish

>> No.25272343

>>25270147
Big titty undead should wear shirts that emphasize huge breasts and say "sugoi decay"

>> No.25272350

>>25272343
Anon you are a fucking genius, expect this soon

>> No.25272355

>>25270887
>>25271015
That man is still recovering from the plague jokes last time. Good shit though.

>> No.25272357
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25272357

These young, rebellious succs are outta control!

>> No.25272367

>>25272328
I'm gonna eat out a Sahuagin!

>> No.25272372
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25272372

Reminder to have a nice diet of meals that replenishes blood at a fast rate if your waifu is a vampire or a swarm of mosquito vamps

>> No.25272376

>Gazer with shirt that says 'My eyes are over here' and there's just a dozen arrows pointing in different directions

>> No.25272389

>>25272376
I hope she's wearing pants.

>> No.25272451

What are you supposed to do if you find a weird autistic girl out in the woods

>> No.25272456

>>25272343
I'm lost with this pun.

>> No.25272498
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25272498

>>25272243
>>25272266
>>25272300

>> No.25272511

>>25272498
breed the fluffy spider cow!

>> No.25272515

>>25272266
I'd use my mouth on her.

>> No.25272577
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25272577

>>25272343
What about Undead with big thighs?

>> No.25272598

>>25272367
i'd do that and lick all her juices that leaked onto her tail

>> No.25272625
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25272625

Gyaru onis are apex sexual predators

>> No.25272631

>>25272328
Kuufish needs more love

>> No.25272655

>>25272631
i'll give my kuufish waifu all the love she needs

>> No.25272664

>>25272631
I need a Kuufish with an abnormally large tail.

>> No.25272718

>>25270619
I want to tenderly fuck a loli Wight

>> No.25272780
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>>25272376
What if she's wearing this shirt?

>> No.25272798

>>25272664
the best kind

>> No.25272870
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>>25272664
>It's not that big...

>> No.25272999

>>25272130
Yes. Monster girls know better than to upset their father.

>> No.25273020

>>25272870
i really do love this fish and her fat fucking tail

>> No.25273204

wild monster girls are great

>> No.25273237

>>25273204
if you're including wild fish then i agree!

>> No.25273357
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>>25272577
that's my fetish

>> No.25273383
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>>25273204
>Blocks your path

>> No.25273385

If your waifu's tail can't make the ground shake with a stomp it's not thick enough.

>> No.25273442

>>25273237
what is a wild fish girl like

>> No.25273466
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25273466

>>25273442

>> No.25273479

>>25272577
I want to kidnap a undead from her graveyard.
I don't know what I will do after that, but I'll figure something out.

>> No.25273486

If a sahuagin demands for sex, what should I do?

>> No.25273502
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25273502

I just want to sniff Shiro’s bloomers. I wonder how’d she react if I pulled them off.

>> No.25273512

When it's your wife's birthday, remember to dump enough cum in her butt to make her look 9 months pregnant, then plug her up.

>> No.25273516
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25273516

ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH!

Great Queen, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great Queen of Nehekhara, Queen of Queens, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lioness of the Infinite Desert, Empress of the Shifting Sands, She Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Sheavens, Arch-Sultana of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Empress of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Sherat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lady Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche Queen, Unliving Jackal Lady, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, She Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lady Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Empress of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis,Sherald of allSheralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Princess of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lady, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds...

>> No.25273541

>>25273516
Aka, grapes snakes husbands cumdump.

>> No.25273554

What if a grape snake gets Pharaoh'd how dangerous is reversing the natural order

>> No.25273566

>>25273554
>"You messed with the natural ORDER!"
>Anon must now find a way to restore the order by making them both fall in love with his dick

>> No.25273578

Can monsters be autistic

>> No.25273588

>>25273383
>Breaks her coating

>> No.25273591

>>25273578
Anubis?

>> No.25273603
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>>25273541
No.

>> No.25273604

>>25273383
How can I hug her if she is so spiky? I guess I will handle the pain because she needs hugged

>> No.25273628

Which monster is most likely to get you to sit on her lap as an adult?

>> No.25273630

>>25273486
pull your pants down and tug on her tail until you are inserted

>> No.25273638

>>25273516
Was the Pharaoh doing anything other than expanding her list of titles? Even if her Anubis councilors are efficient, she should spend more time on affairs of state or at least get a husband.

>> No.25273646
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>>25273578
Yes.

>> No.25273647

>>25273638
Hey, she could be her cousin who spent her time for expanding her tits.

>> No.25273663

>>25273638
She has, the rest of her titles all refer to how good the sex between her and her husband is.

Plus her husband has his own list of titles. All chosen by the Pharaoh herself.

>> No.25273692

>>25273554
>grape venom just makes her stronger

>> No.25273757

>>25273628
an elf because you are still a child in her eyes due to your age

>> No.25273777

>>25273663
>Plus her husband has his own list of titles. All chosen by the Pharaoh herself.
Titles like "the Adorable One", "the Sweetest Sugarplum", "Cutie Pie", and such?

>> No.25273786
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>>25273692
>That's my secret Miss Grape.
>I'm always horny

>> No.25273792

monster vaginas must be stretched loose after consecutively giving birth to five kids in one sitting.

>> No.25273815

>>25273757
But im twice her size how can I sit on her lap?

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>>25271640
She's a receptionist.

>> No.25273994

Titania make for good mentors I want to learn magic from one

>> No.25274016

Large ushis are for ripping of their seals during the heat of passion.

>> No.25274038
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>>25273628
Big Yeti in a Santa Claus outfit

>> No.25274051
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Hello hi, All's Fair in Love and War chapter 13.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m4g1lzNzDnk4dyGUnHnLSTzrwco3duB9nVoJXZ7R_dg

Index of chapters
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RvRBbkascUinQcYvNuXBYH-oQ_EOZSIiDIRLF0NBDek

>> No.25274060

If I touch a Cancer's weak point, does she end up having massive orgasms?

>> No.25274066

>>25274038
All I want for christmas is a nice warm hug from that pretty yeti that helps me out can you do that santa yeti?

>> No.25274132

>>25271049
>westaboo MGs who simp for western Twitch streamers
am i late with this joke considering that the streamer moved to Mixer, and then Mixer quickly died?

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25274147

Undeads are my type

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>>25274066
How about a nice football?

Ho, ho, ho

>> No.25274252

>>25274147
Undeads are for brutal raping and trying to keep them up to date with modern culture

>> No.25274292

>>25274208
Santa Ice Queen would kick you down her ice slide like a Christmas Story

>> No.25274388

I just want my undead wife to hug me when I'm sad

>> No.25274405
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>>25274388
I just want 1v1 Smash my Banshee waifu

>> No.25274480

>>25274405
What kinda playstyle does she use?

>> No.25274579
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25274579

>Gonna blindfold a few holsts and lead them into a red, love room.
>Gonna lock the door and swallow the key
>Gonna take off their blindfolds
>Gonna accept my glorious fate

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25274656

Bats

>> No.25274667
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25274667

>>25274656
are cute

>> No.25274668
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>>25274147
these are my types

>> No.25274700

>Werewolf's dress keeps slipping off her shoulders.

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>>25274405
I want to smash a loli wisp.

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>>25274147

>> No.25274736

>>25274480
she just mashes buttons and cries, mostly

>> No.25274756

>>25274725
possessive cage ghost is pretty hot fampai

>> No.25274772

>>25274736
Mine likes mixups and feinting.

>> No.25274794

>>25274736
So Lucina?

>> No.25274848
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25274848

Foxes that sneak their way into your room at night

>> No.25274926

>>25274848
She's gonna have trouble pulling the five holsts away that are aggressively cuddling with me

>> No.25274978

>>25273921
She's only a receptionist so she can pick and choose customers

>> No.25274998
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25274998

>>25274656
Lizards!

>> No.25275014
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25275014

>>25274656
BAT PEOPLE

>> No.25275030

>>25274051
I have a confession, I like your Lilim a lot.

>> No.25275032
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25275032

>>25274725
I love all undeads equally, I want them all

>> No.25275034
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25275034

Gazer

>> No.25275050 [SPOILER] 
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>>25274978
Good at business, good at fucking, what ISN'T she good at?

>> No.25275051

Dump the Fox in Hellhound territory if she has less than nine tails.

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>>25275051
Thank goodness best fox grew that 9th tail in time.

>> No.25275326

>>25273921
she still can't take my cock

>> No.25275334
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>>25274147
I love my lich wife!

>> No.25275347
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>>25275050
Man that show had some great Monsters.

>> No.25275385

>>25274998
That's just a lizard that's been licking those lollipops that change your tongue color.

>> No.25275561
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>>25274848
foxes that sneak their way into my heart at first sight!

>> No.25275564

>>25271111
level drain so good

>> No.25275595
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>>25274147
>>25274733
How are those two so cute together?

>> No.25275708

>>25274848

She's just practicing one of her peoples ancient traditions.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yobai

>> No.25275730

Wolf tengu are cute.

>> No.25275801

>>25275730

cute, but very noisy

>> No.25275802

>>25275730
Silly hats though.

>> No.25275807

>>25274292
>"And what would you like for Christmas, little one?"
>Awawa big meat, juicy meat awa
>"There's more things in life than meat you little runt"
>Santa Ice Queen picks her up and sets her on the slide
>Wendi-chan doesn't even get a ho ho ho before she's dumped down the slide into a pile of her sisters

>> No.25275812

>>25275801
Especially in bed. They tend to get very loud during explosive orgasms.

>> No.25275823 [SPOILER] 
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25275823

>>25275561
Foxy Grandma

>> No.25275845

>>25275823
i love lolibabas

>> No.25275881

>>25275807
Every year every member of the wendi clan asks Santa Ice for meat even the adults

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>>25270051

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>>25271434
I welcome all the fluff.

>> No.25275929

>>25271361
The what!

>> No.25275946

>>25272357
Need the sauce on that my dude.

>> No.25275973

which monsters would enjoy going to the farmers market as a date?

>> No.25275998
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>> No.25276044

>>25275973
troll

>> No.25276052

>>25275823

her mature form was perfection

>> No.25276069
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25276069

>>25276052
speaking of mature forms

>> No.25276076

>>25275973

Sheet, goats and holst?

>> No.25276117

>>25276069
Kon is a great Fox.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD0EjKM2--k

>> No.25276127

>>25276069
For a while I thought kon was a boy

>> No.25276138

>>25276117
foxes are good girls

>> No.25276237
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>Ask mindflayer-san next door if she's seen my phone
>Must've dropped it last night when I came back last night
>Says she doesn't know where it is but she can help me remember
>Try to withdraw coolly
>Ms. Shoggoth, her roommate, insists I stay so she can help me
>Offers to get tea, cookies and anything else I need
>Puts a lot of emphasis on "anything"
>Relent and enter
>Exit a few hours later with two new wives I've known since my childhood and remember where I left my phone

>> No.25276419
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25276419

What would happen if the onee-sabbath managed to recruit a lilim?

>> No.25276426

Imagine Mamono reactions to men breaking up with human women

>> No.25276435

>>25276426
You know how human men react to other men losing their girl? Like how they inbox her instantly? Yeah.

>> No.25276436
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>>25270051
How do you help a warrior/adventurer/soldier/hero woman survive in the MGE world?

>> No.25276442

What happens if the manticore causes a man to cry?

>> No.25276456

>>25276419
Big lilim tits right in your face.

>> No.25276472

>"Give me ONE(1) goddamn reason why "Mamano" shouldn't be wiped off the face of the earth? They're the lowest form of life there is. Parasites that latch on to everything and fuck it up. Metaphorically AND literally. Even the gods have betrayed their loyal worshipers. I say we lobe a fucking nuke at those faggots upstairs."

>t.transcript of a public message in an anonymous message board forum site in Order regulated Internet

>> No.25276474

>>25276436
Convince her monsters omg is leveling up and changing class.

>> No.25276482

>>25276419
they would become the grand sabbath

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>>25270051

>> No.25276492

>>25276472
Tell him to date a kiki for a month and see if he still feels that way.

>> No.25276493

>>25276442
gentle rape

>> No.25276498

>>25276456
Its what I've always wanted

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25276516

>>25276474
A Monstergirl's favorite class for humans:

Male Dancers.

>> No.25276527

>>25276516
What about healers?

>> No.25276547

>>25276474
>monsters omg
Swing and a miss. “Monsterization”

>> No.25276549

>>25276516
not even once

>> No.25276591

>>25276527
You mean the guys that are a step away from an aneurism as their teammates rush a room?

>> No.25276706

>>25276485
For mother Russia

>> No.25276722

>>25276237
i'd visit mindflayer to make me cum every time i play with my wife's anus

>> No.25276768

>>25276706
But that's a kraut.

>> No.25276775

What are the best things about momsters?
I'm thinking of taking the AraAra-pill

>> No.25276792
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25276792

A corruptive demon realm extremist monstergirl sees an orphanage complete with a large amount of orphans with caring women figures.

What happens?

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>> No.25276860

>>25276792
a delivery of living dolls and other things with concealed compartments to sneak slimes in

>> No.25276877
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25276877

I need a big strong Hellhound!

>> No.25276975

Werewolves. Need more Werewolves.

>> No.25277020

>>25276855
when a shog moves into the neighborhood, expect to offer yourself to her because it's all gonna happen eventually.

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25277046

You should really complete the main quest anon the final boss put a lot of time into planning your corruption and you just doing side quests for the starting town despite out leveling them a long time ago is just wasting time. Plus stop looking at those farm gals like that

>> No.25277064

Anon, those ocelomeh cartel girls don't look safe to be around...they're militarized and they distribute raging mushrooms to buyers all over...

>> No.25277069

>>25277020
shog would move directly into my home when she senses my desire for a gooey maid

>> No.25277091

>>25277069
kikis cry seeing men getting SHOGGED.
you sure you don't prefer a nice strong Russian war-lady champion kiki?

>> No.25277112

>>25277046
sorry but i'm gonna get the best available gear, max consumables, skill ranks and skill unlocks i can.

>> No.25277118

>>25277091
It's really whoever gets to me first.

>> No.25277121

>>25277091
only if she can be best friends with shog

>> No.25277149

Fuse a Shog with a Kiki. Perfect maid.

>> No.25277161

>>25277149
Needs a dash of automaton.

>> No.25277175

what monster would be the third maid species?

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I'll just leave my stretchy meat out while I grab something to drink I hope no wendi eats it while I'm gone

>> No.25277257

>>25277233
But that's not a Wendi, that's a little boy in disguise

>> No.25277281

>>25277175
Zashiki-warashi.
Sabbath friendly maid from Zipangu.

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>>25277112
You still won't be prepared

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>>25275030
What's not to like?

>> No.25277362

>>25277281
She wouldn't be maid material but she'd be a cute prankster mamono. I don't think we have a prankster species yet.

>> No.25277379

>>25277362
Imps, pixies and fairies not enough?

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>>25277362
>I don't think we have a prankster species yet

>> No.25277535

How big is too big a harem?

Or to rephrase where would you set a limit for the sake of the other wives?

I love kephri but I don't think I could be fair and love all of them equally ir pay them enough attention.

My ideal harem would be devil, umi-osho, houri, satori.
To round it out I have no idea who else I would include they are all so fucking good maybe a golem/oni/vampire Fuck it's tough.

Also post your ideal harems/harem shenanigans.

>> No.25277570

>>25277535
6 is my max.
Jinko and cheshire are a must .
Also probably a holst.

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>> No.25277600

Fuse with your Shog wife and become one.

>> No.25277614

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware venturing too deeply into the ancient cities.
You may come across an old security automaton who is...less than pleased by your intrusion.

And these gals aren't your normal units either, you may run into a unit that flies with super charged thruster and fires demon silver 'feathers' from her wings as a ranged attack before closing in with a very strange looking lance.

>> No.25277618

I want to make mozzarella sticks for my titania wifw

>> No.25277625

>>25270887
Isn't the rat on the right Ink-Eyes?

>> No.25277642

>>25277600

Way ahead of you, anon. I'm already living in the replacement body my shog wife made for me out of her own essence, and she ate the old one.

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25277651

Can you tame an oni?

>> No.25277670

>>25270970
Reminder that monster girl sweat does taste delicious too humans.

>> No.25277685

>>25277651
Do that and you'll recieve rape threats from her, her gang members, and her boss Shuten Douji

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25277734

>>25277651
Yes

>> No.25277861

>>25277091
>you sure you don't prefer a nice strong Russian war-lady champion kiki
To be honest shog would be far too overbearing fo me, kikis are strictly better in that regard

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25277900

What happens to the homeless boys that elves come across?

>> No.25277935

>>25277535
Any other takers?
I'm curious to anons ideal harem size/composition.

>> No.25277955

>>25277935
I wouldn't go above 2, barring exceptional circumstances like khepri

>> No.25277985

>>25277900
They safely return them to their villages so they can grow and then fuck them when they are mature enough

>> No.25277986

>>25277900
Raised to become fine, upstanding adults and sent back to human society.

>> No.25277997

>>25277651
>>25277734
I want a mommy lactating mommy Oni to cuddle with in bed. Is that too much to ask for?

>> No.25278126

>>25277935
>>25277535
>>25277570

Jinko
Cheshire
High Orc
Chimera.

Last two were decided by dice.
Cheshire is a more laid back smug, a shorter, softer cheshire that prefers to shitpost online rub it in that she has a husband when she streams. Definite pear shape as she's only rocking B-cups with hips and thighs that are made for litters.

Jinko is tall, very muscular, and extremely chesty.
Seems likes a well controlled woman that's working her way up in the office world but is really a huge pervert fit for wonderland.
Search/shopping history is littered with sabbath and wonderland products.

High Orc isn't the brightest bulb but she has a low cunning that helps her when she and her crew are working security. Goes lifting with the jinko (and tries to get her to join the security team) and pokes fun of the cheshire's figure from time to time but will happily play fighting games against her.

Chimera is on the shortstack side.
An old money girl that tends to take it easy, although she is far from lazy as she keeps her figure quite trim 'where it counts' and is a tad on the haughty side.
Helps out the High Orc 'for fun' when the job interests her and respects the jinko for her ability to bring in the dough.
Awful at party games as she tries to run three strategies at the same time.

>> No.25278145

>>25277986
That should buy them enough time to produce more human boys until mamono can give birth to incubi

>> No.25278149

>>25277900
They adopt him of course, and raise him to be an amazing hero for everyone in the Elvish Woods!

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>>25277997
Same

>> No.25278202
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25278202

Say there are slaves in monster girl society, ones that are bought and sold like cattle. What do you think would happen if one were severely abused? Do you think this would cause the authorities to rescue the poor human?

Better yet, what kind of owner would he be given to once he recovers?

>> No.25278203

>>25277535
My max would be 12 but then we’d have to live on a commune farm like some crazy cult for me to be able to give all my love, attention, and support to my wives and daughters. So I would only be realistically able to have a harem of 4 or 5 women who knew, trusts, and loves each other like I love them.

>> No.25278223

>>25278202
I assume any abuse that isn't done in the name of love is illegal. S&M is fair game.

Are there monster girl slaves as well?

>> No.25278319

>>25277535
>post your ideal harems/harem shenanigans

>harem of nuns lead by twin dark priests
>one’s sadistic while the other is a total M
>a CC Echidna who prays to god everyday for as many children as possible
>an Ushi Oni who’s the muscle and was told that if she became a nun she’d find a husband
>and an Houri who always gets into arguments over who the better God is with the other girls

>> No.25278329

>>25278202
>What do you think would happen if one were severely abused? Do you think this would cause the authorities to rescue the poor human?
Nah, they would just torture the slave until he died or admitted that no abuse took place and everything is fine. Considering that gas chambers and mass executions would certainly be a thing, it wouldn't be hard to keep slaves in line. After all there is literal genocide taking place, why wouldn't you make it as efficient as possible?
Now go back to /tg/.

>> No.25278358

>>25278223
>Are there monster girl slaves as well?

What the fuck do you think Elves are for? They breed like crazy, and is pretty much a cheap labor force if you don’t mind paying them with sex.

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>>25275929
Here, it's probably the same guy.

>> No.25278410

>>25278399
I wish I had the courage to draw myself with my wives.

>> No.25278419
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>>25278358
Can I have a tanuki instead?

>> No.25278429

>>25270887
>skaven
I don't understand lusting over one of the most intentionally-unappealing and irredeemable races in the history of fantasy fiction

>> No.25278456

>>25278429
I think that reason is the purpose.

>> No.25278457

Which monster girl is most likely to be the boss of a gym?

>> No.25278473

>>25278456
Sexual contrarianism?

>> No.25278533

>>25278358
>What the fuck do you think Elves are for?
Genocide for the good of humanity?

>> No.25278555

Remindee that big titty Elves are a proud and noble people and NOT shotacons!

>> No.25278556

>>25278399
>>25270887
Why is someone drawing buff Pat with monstergirls and furries?

>> No.25278616

>>25274051
Stop giving me uniform fetish.

>> No.25278653

Onis get drunk all the time.

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25278659

Do farm gals bully city slicker anons?

>> No.25278667

>>25278659
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>> No.25278744

>>25278202
It'd make sense if there were antimonster territories where human slavery was common. The work until you're dead kind, not the sexy kind.

>Wealthy mgs who disguise themselves in order to buy abused human slaves and free them

>Alternatively, large force of militarized mgs who make such areas top priority for takeover
>"Liberation? Oh no, you're all still slaves, but good news! You don't have to work in the salt mines anymore.

>> No.25278746

>>25272130
The question is, can they handle how many headpats and earscritches I'm going to be giving?

>> No.25278766

The real question is whether or not you can handle a pack of feral, hyperactive Hellhounds.

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>>25270051
Surprising fire mice at their jobs!

>> No.25278782

>>25278555
They still want human dick anyways

>> No.25278810
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>>25278659
Only the secret minotaurs

>> No.25278841

>>25278766
Hellhounds can't fly. That's how you handle them, at least without getting a broken pelvis.

>> No.25278901

>>25278841
What about Hellhound/Manticore fusion?

>> No.25278903

>>25278841
And before anyone asks, no I don't mean throw them off somewhere with a large drop.

>> No.25278912

>>25278903
Hello everyone, and welcome to:

"Anon's Wild Kingdom!"

And today, we're teaching Hellhounds how to fly!

>> No.25278914

>>25278901
Virtually no escape. You will be screwed senseless by your new protective, tsundere wife.

>> No.25278930

>>25278912
*There's an excited looking Hellhound in the background wearing nothing but a jetpack, and a man running away from said Hellhound in the distance*

>> No.25278934

What would a Hellhound's voice be like?

>> No.25278953

Imagine you're lost in the woods at night; an unknown number of miles away from civilization. You think you see someone up ahead and call out for help. They call back at you, but you don't quite understand. So you call again and move closer, and they call back again, and this time you can almost make out what they're saying. You get pretty close and ask them to repeat themselves, only for them to repeat your question back to you in your own voice. Then it suddenly dawns on you. Not only are you alone in the woods with this thing that can mimic you, but you just taught it to falsly call for help in your own voice. Your newfound dispair at this thought mixes with your fear and isolation. The stress of the situation continues to mount as your mind swirls with possibilities, even though the doppleganger hasn't moved since you laid eyes on it.

How would you translate this horror scene in MGE context?

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>>25278841
Okay. How do you handle a murder of black harpies that have taken an interest in you?

Preferably in a way that avoids you getting caught between a pair of them, trapped in a double winghug as their breasts mash against you from each side. Each one taking an ear to whisper sweet nothings to you in a beautifully smooth, sing-song voice, as is becoming of a bird. Occasionally pecking at your cheeks, your neck, your chest. Their glossy lipstick leaving more and more marks on your skin—a testament to how long this has gone on for, and how much of you belongs to them.

>> No.25278977

>>25278953
By asking /tg/

>> No.25279006

>>25278953
Nice ghost story dickhead

My waifu likes that sort of thing, as well as watching scary movies. I'm a big scaredy-cat, so she especially likes how I just snuggle with her when the scary parts happen.

She doesn't bug me about it, or think poorly of me because of it. I really like that about her. How she doesn't just accept me for who I am. Rather, she loves me for who I am.

>> No.25279043

>>25277900
seeing how they look down on humans they return him to an order town and he lives a life of unhappiness

>> No.25279057

>>25278959
By fucking them till they squawk and caw in a voice much more becoming of a crow

>> No.25279068

>>25278934
tough high school fighter anime girl

>> No.25279093

>>25278959
Tunnels? Just not their tunnels, if you know what I mean. Or maybe do let them take you into their tunnels, while trapped in that double winghug, though I'd prefer if their breasts were mashed into my head or neck from both sides.

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25279174

I found this in my MG folder, could it be that at one point we discussed having sex with Black Holes?

>> No.25279193

>>25279174
I remember talking about fucking black holes. What haven’t we really talked about in this thread?

>> No.25279214

>>25279193
bad stuf mostly

>> No.25279219

>>25270325
>Dick
>soft
Wat

>> No.25279233
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>>25279174
That doesn't surprise me, there are people talking about fucking a global wide epidemic.

>> No.25279268

>>25279233
Ebola was cuter than Corona.

>> No.25279273

>>25279268
Ebola didn't trap you in the house for 3+ months is probably why.

>> No.25279296

>>25279273
Shirohebi do that and they're super cute though.

>> No.25279308

>>25279296
no they don't do that

>> No.25279321

>>25279308
oh

>> No.25279397

What would a yandere Manticore be like

>> No.25279420

>>25279397
Obsessed with getting you and her tailpussy married.

>> No.25279439

>>25279420
Wonder what kissing a tailpussy would feel like

>> No.25279460

>>25279321
exactly

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25279473

fun plot twists to stories?

>> No.25279486

>>25279473
>Little Red Riding Hood, but this time it's you and your Werewolf gf.

>> No.25279514

>>25279473
bunch of girls enter the house said to be owned by a lilim and get taken out one by one
Twist: the main girl IS the lilim

>> No.25279573
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25279573

Have sex
With onee chan

>> No.25279642
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>>25279573
Titty-Anne nee-san!

>> No.25279650

>>25279573
only if she's really fit and has a perky ass

>> No.25279712

Marry fairies to your cock and have them live in your pants

>> No.25279718

>>25279473
Anon reads a book about a succubus seeking out her beloved in a modern settign
Twist: the book was a slightly lagged narration of her actions as she approaches anon's house

>> No.25280289

>>25279473
Anon gets locked in a room full of hellhounds and it turns out they're actually locked in there with him.

>> No.25280351
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Teufel Hunden!

>> No.25280372

>>25280351
Who's a hunting dog? You are! Oh yes you are! Who's a savage little bloodhound?

>> No.25280412

>>25280372
>tfw you'll never baby-talk your cute hyperactive heckpups as you give them bellyrubs

>> No.25280438

>>25280412
>How to get your Hellwife horny in one easy step

>> No.25280451

>>25280412
>tfw you'll never freak them out with your massive sóyface as you call them "heckin' pupperinos"

>> No.25280467

>>25280351
What if you had a gun?

>> No.25280475

>>25280451
Fuck no, anythin but that. I'd even rather them get horny from bellytubs and baby talk.

>> No.25280619

I wanna go on a epic quest top get a succubi harem. Without cheating by using a succubus dating app.

>> No.25280646

Is it fair drink a tentacle potion after defeating a lizardman? Would she have fear or excitement in her eyes?
And a totally unrelated question, does anyone know any artist that's goof with tentacles?

>> No.25280694

>>25280619
I want to go on a spiritual journey that culminates in me and my Leanan Sidhe and Phantom partners creating a magnificent movie that will not be understood for a hundred years.

>> No.25281137

If the average wyvern is over 10 storeys tall, do dragon riders do any actual fighting up there?

>> No.25281147

>>25281137
>Fly my closer! I want to hit them with my sword!

>> No.25281190

>>25279486

my, what big thighs you have

>> No.25281191

>>25275050
>what ISN'T she good at?
Long term relationships.

>> No.25281246

>>25278358
>They breed like crazy
>World is overrun by exponentially growing population of extremely long lived elves that breed at human tiers of replacement rates.

>> No.25281269

>>25281137
>If the average wyvern is over 10 storeys tall
What?

>> No.25281309
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25281309

3 goals in the final 4 minutes then an OT win, the Leafs are still in the playoffs!

>> No.25281368

>>25281309
Hell yeah bro, sportsball.

>> No.25281416
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>>25281309
The year was 2003 when Finland and Sweden ended the first round 5-1.
The game ended 5-6.

>> No.25281417

Has anyone ever figure out how likely each monster girl is to get pregnant? I know the top ones like Lilims are rare but what about the rest? How many kids are common per pregnancy?

>> No.25281506
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>>25281416
>Finland
Finland would be full of ice girls with few social graces and a strong love for saunas

>> No.25281512

>>25281417
Monsters reproduce slowly to prevent overrunning the world.

>> No.25281526

>>25281416
>Finland vs. Sweden
>Aka Ice elementals vs. Elves

>> No.25281578

>>25281417
Depends in the monster girl race.
In general, the strong the monster girl, the slower they breed. So giant mice girls get pregnant all the time and have tons of kids, while demons can go for 1000+ years without getting pregnant. Echidna are a very notable exception to this.
Also undead can get pregnant but I assume they have a VERY low fertility rate.
I love Echidna due to my impregnation/pregnancy fetish but I also don't like to due to my crippling fear of being a father. I know that monster girl kids can mostly take care of themselves, but that doesn't stop my paranoia.

>> No.25281655

>>25281578
What about shogs? Do they give birth or do they they eggs or do they bud?

>> No.25281673
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25281673

>>25281655

>> No.25281688

>>25281673
They don't do that to people do they? Is that why they want a master?

>> No.25281704

>>25281688
Mastah gives meaning to a Shog's existence.

>> No.25281783

>>25281704
So they don't want to hurt their master? Because that's kind of scary.

>> No.25281973

>>25281783
of course they don't, that's one of the main rules of MGE. This is not MGQ or something, they want a loving and happy husband, not a mindroken barely sentient cum faucet unless this is exactly what you want to be

>> No.25282030
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25282030

turtles say hi

>> No.25282066

>>25281704
>Mastah gives meaning to a Shog's existence.
That's kinda cute. I want a shogg that just keep fawning over her master since she's might be an eldritch horror, but he's the only thing in this material realm that gives her any will to keep existing.

>> No.25282079
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25282079

>>25281973
yao did nothing wrong

>> No.25282086

Imagine the greatest of dragons being distracted by a tv show

>> No.25282108

>>25281973
They are still more inclined to just spoil their master and allow him to indulge in whatever bad habits he has, unlike kikis

>> No.25282125

>>25282030
Whores in a half-shell

>> No.25282141
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25282141

>>25282086
Magic box upsets me! Why doesn't Brooke just kidnap Ridge and ravage him in her lair?

>> No.25282186

>>25282141
>Magic box
gave me mummies alive flashbacks

>> No.25282279

The fact that a werewolf is inhabiting the same bamboo forest that is overrun with wererabbits, this can only lead to one conclusion.

>> No.25282280

>>25282108
True, but I don't think any of these bad habits would result in actual consequences for master, not when an eldritch horror believes he's the most precious thing in her life. I bet removing cancer cells or excess body fat would be a trivial task for shoggy

>> No.25282295

>>25282125
Turtle power.

>> No.25282306

>>25282279
She's adopted?

>> No.25282392

>>25282295
cowabunghole dude

>> No.25282405

>>25282280
Well you and shog can have very different views on what is bad long-term and what isn't and what constitutes as happiness

>> No.25282411

>>25282030
Is that shibari?

>> No.25282451

>>25282392
TURTLE KUNOICHI

>> No.25282547

How soft are mindflayers

>> No.25282692

>>25282547
Soft enough that thinking only pure innocent dumb thoughts will mindbreak them.

>> No.25282734
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25282734

>>25282547
soft and squishy

>> No.25283260

>>25282692
>She looks into your mind
>"did I remember to turn off the oven"

>> No.25283356 [SPOILER] 
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25283356

>>25279219
The only lads with actual hard dicks would be married to Medusa or Cockatrices.

>> No.25283438

>>25277535
it is practically proven that a human can only maintain around 150 meaningful relationships at once, including friends, family, and so on. so i'd say 50~100 is a hard max that a harem could be, and even then it's about ten times too much for most people (like me)

>> No.25283677

>>25277535
As an actual functional relationship harems are dogshit. As a powerfantasy wank though? Can't really beat them.
>Communal familiar to a bunch of dark mages who experiment on you, use you for quick relief or vise versa, think it's hilarious when you fuck the head matron over her desk while she tries to teach.

>> No.25284053
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25284053

>Not summoning multiple familiars so you get all the work done faster

You're a Wizard not a damn delivery boy. Gotta focus on finishing that incantation to force all the MGs of the world into conservative clothes that can't be entirely removed for at least a week and that shit is going to require tons of stuff to cast as well as absolute focus.

After that's finished you can finally pay off the familiars with headpats or maybe conjure up some wizard candy for them.

>> No.25284247

>>25284053
>conservative clothes that can't be entirely removed
Anon, please think of the poor men who are going to be ravaged by pent up monsters

>> No.25284655

>>25279486
>and the wolf eats little red riding hood in the end

>> No.25284678

>>25279642
I want to be mating pressed by her in front of the little fairies!

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>>25270051

>> No.25284966

>>25284755
Nuckelavee rapehorse girl when

>> No.25285037
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>>25279473
The happy & lewd ending turns out to be only an illusion of MC's delirious mind as he is basically this guy.

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>>25284247
Key words anon
>entirely removed

>> No.25285315

>>25284247
>not liking clothed sex

>> No.25285484

>>25285109
Now I want to see a manticore wearing underwear/sleeve on her bulb, to prevent that awkward moment when she gets aroused in public and it opens up itself.

>> No.25285679

>>25280351
he's draws MGE now?

>> No.25285711

>>25282030
Reminder that Umi-Osho fans will beat you up and rape you if you dare touch and harm their idol.

>> No.25285731

>>25284755
it's the rapehorse from berserk

>> No.25285837

>>25285679
Probably for a commission though more people drawing MGE stuff is always good.

>> No.25285866

>>25285109
>pure walking sex women in the most conservative clothing possible
I like this.

>> No.25286305

>>25285484
Now I want to see that. An embarrassed Manticore in public with her tailpussy open and dripping wet.

>> No.25286368

>>25285679
he drew 2hus for a metric forever, and has drawn a gazer for a commission, so he's no stranger to MG's

>> No.25286423
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25286423

>>25285679
It wouldn't be the first time.

>> No.25286448
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>>25286368
also a bunyip, can't forget that

>> No.25286652

>>25279712
As much as I like the idea of fucking one, I don't see myself marrying a fairy.

>> No.25286675
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>>25285866

>> No.25286824

I want to have a wight's musky smell on me from so much sex

>> No.25287032

>>25286448
>a kind man gave me coffee
>I must rape him!

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>>25284755
>didn't make it a canine-taur
Lame

>> No.25287073

>>25287052
Karen-taur?

>> No.25288365
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25288365

>> No.25288485
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25288485

Gift from a drawthread.

>> No.25288740
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25288740

Elves have to know that any human boy they adopt is going to rape them eventually. In fact, I bet that's what they're hoping for.

>> No.25288823

>>25284755
>about to jokingly ask "where's the cock"
>check out source first
oh, there it is

>> No.25288831

>>25288823
can't say i'm shocked.

>> No.25288904

>>25288485
Those are some big tanuki titties.

>> No.25288912

>>25288904
Good for distracting adventurers so they don't notice her prices.

>> No.25288928

>>25286652
Gotta marry multiple fairies

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Do not believe her lies, she's been off of her estrus medication for a week.

>> No.25289367

>fairies throw a party on anon's penis
>anon's pants is flashing rays of colorful lights with rave music playing and full of muffled cheering

>> No.25289627
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25289627

How do I get a hyena wife?

>> No.25289656

>>25289168
I know where she is from

>> No.25289734

Slime time?

>> No.25289879

yetis will cuddle rape you, the most vicious kind of rape

>> No.25289908

>>25289367
they better clean up

>> No.25289911

>>25289879
Vicious? You don't even know what vicious means!!!
Cuddling w/ orgasm denial

>> No.25289978
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>>25289734
always

>> No.25290013

>>25281973
>spoiler
Pleasure is a bottomless abyss, and the you at the surface may have different wants than the you at a hundred fathoms deep. Keep that in mind.

>> No.25290036

>>25282030
I wanna bully a Umi Osho by not bullying her!

>> No.25290077

>>25290036
Force her to eat raging mushrooms!

>> No.25290091
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25290091

>Perfectly normal wholesome picnic with Lilim-oneesan

>> No.25290093

>>25290013
Errant nerd thought, brought on by the thought of changing properties at different pressures (due to water depth, etc.)

Waifu making phase diagrams of her switch hubby's Sub-Dom tendencies.

>> No.25290111

>>25290091
>wholesome lims
this is something new to me

>> No.25290179

>>25290111
just means all the more pent up lust within her subconscious

>> No.25290237

>>25290179
Its like some circle perhaps? Like when you are so horny you reach the absolute end of it, and you end up flipping a switch which turns you into super vanilla.

>> No.25290264

>>25290237
Gandhi of horniness

>> No.25290334

>>25289978
have sex with the core

>> No.25290467

>>25289908
Don't worry, Mama Titania will make em do so if they refuse to.

>> No.25290475

what if I kiss a slime core?

>> No.25290506

>>25290475
she'll kiss your "core" in return

>> No.25290524

>>25290334
>After a woman’s consciousness has been melted away by pleasure, she will be transformed into a “Slime Core” just like what the dark slime possesses. The slime cores produced in this manner make new bodies based on their former human shapes
Okay so hear me out, the core is obviously the girl, and the slime is just what she manifests. What if you take a core and don't let it form slime. What if you just cum on it a whole bunch, or even fuck it if it isn't quite a solid mass.

What happens? Does the core get larger? What if the core actually gets enough magic to be able to shape itself? What if instead of manifesting herself with slime, the Dark Slime is able to directly manifest herself using her core. Would she be more of a golem or maybe an elemental at this point? Is it perhaps the final form of a Dark slime's Core?

>> No.25290560

>>25290524
>make new bodies based
not really, kinda cringe

>> No.25290726

>>25288823
Even as someone who doesn't mind a bit...extra on a monster girl that source is disgusting.

>> No.25290805
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25290805

>"I will grant you three wishes! For a price~"

>> No.25290834

>>25290805
Personally I'd get a really nice bed first. Seems like a good investment.

>> No.25290917

>>25290805
I wish I knew what to wish for

>> No.25290972

>>25290805
can I use my discount card tho

>> No.25290988

>>25290805
I wish snakes had legs.
I wish birds had muscular arms.
I wish that everyone I hate gets a wedgie from a bully everyday for the rest of their stupid lives.

>> No.25290989

>>25290805
Puff Puff.
Thigh pillow.
Ass pillow.
What was that about a price?

>> No.25291050

>>25290805
Do you think that lamp room is comfy?

>> No.25291055

>>25290805
But if I free you then you can hang out with me and grant us infinite amounts of wishes.

>> No.25291080

What girl is best for someone with that has a savior kink?

>> No.25291096

>>25290805
Give me my degree
Make my waifu real
Sing "never had a friend like me"

>> No.25291116

>>25291080
Wight Knight.
Wurms might work.

>> No.25291143
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>>25270051

>> No.25291166

>>25290805
1. I wish that this wish and all further wishes be granted based on my intentions for said wishes rather than my specific wording.
2. I wish for the ultimate dream with my waifu and daughteru
3. I wish the genie free.

>> No.25291177

>>25291116
>Wight Knight.
I like the sound of that, but what would prompt a noble wight to pick up a blade to save me?
Well, let's be fair, it's probably due to me making her a wight after having taken care of her as a zombie.

>> No.25291185

>>25291143
STOP BOUNCING YOU DUMB FUCKING COW

>> No.25291200

>>25291050
A pocket dimension to retreat to does sound really comfy, and she can probably mold it however you two desire. Damn, now I want a neet genie to chill in a lamp with.

>> No.25291276

>>25291177
She could be a Knight-errant on a quest to find love, when she happens upon you being beset by brigands or something.

>> No.25291348

>>25290805
give me a big booty waifu
give me an incubus cock that can cumflate enough to fill a hundred sandworms in one go
give me my own demon realm where rape is mandatory because it's my fetish

>> No.25291513

Is it wrong to abuse and rape your kunoichi slaves for pleasure?

>> No.25291539

>>25291080
>"Savior, huh? Unfortunately for you, I'm nothing of the sort."
>"That calm and tranquil life of yours ended the moment your pitiable form caught my eye."
>"Kyehehehehe... Rejoice, worm!"
My waifu certainly plays into the Dark Messiah role pretty well

>> No.25291575
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25291575

What girl is best for someone who's into damsels in distress?

>> No.25291653
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25291653

Yes yes, hello, let's skip the formalities, I have a lot to do

Just sign here for this damn package

>> No.25291675

>>25291653
smol hands hahahahaha

>> No.25291690

>>25290805
>"I will grant you three wishes!
First make me rich,and now make me happy

>> No.25291704

What makes a bicorn smug?

>> No.25291802
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25291802

If Lescatie was the order nation that had the second most powerful military force, which is the first? And is KC going to talk about it eventually? For the record I don't want nor intend to invite hfy autism, I'm genuinely curious

>> No.25291824
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25291824

>>25291675
Small hands, big tail

>> No.25291862

>>25291802
He talked about the first to some extent. Druella has failed against them multiple times. My guess would be they're not as incompetent and corrupt as Lescatie is with more true believers so to speak.

>> No.25292100

country bumpkin wurm

>> No.25292226
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>>25291675
Troll handjobs are unironically hot.

>> No.25292297
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25292297

>tfw the furries had the secrets to recovering tumblr's raw-resolution images and old safe-mode'd pics all along
https://files.catbox.moe/qno22q.png

>> No.25292403

>>25292226
What about Familiar assjobs?

>> No.25292503

>>25292403
I prefer those to unfamiliar assjobs.

>> No.25292558
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25292558

>>25270051
Bully vampire ears.

>> No.25292574

>>25292226
Trolls are unironically hot and deserve more love.

>> No.25292614

>>25292226
I'd rather a troll footjob. KC giving them eight toes was a mistake.
>>25292574
All girls deserve more love, especially the big ones.

>> No.25292625

>>25292297
That's a big dog

>> No.25292649

>>25292614
>troll footjob
That too.

>> No.25292674

>>25292297
They're dedicated to their craft, I'll give them that

>> No.25292792
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25292792

>>25292674
It feels like returning from a foreign monastery with ancient secrets, except the monks were all dedicated to terrifying sexual deviancy.
https://files.catbox.moe/vogkv9.png

>> No.25292793
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25292793

They may be too proud to admit it, but anubises are built for heavy doggystyle.

>> No.25292817

>>25292503
So you're saying that we've decided that Familiars have the best ass?

>> No.25292862

how do ant arachnes pay the bills?

>> No.25292915

>>25292862
Selling web textiles

>> No.25292932

>>25292862
>bills? what's that?
t. Anne the Ant Arachne

>> No.25292974

>>25292793
Thighs are important.

>> No.25292987

>>25292297
>>25292792
HOW

>> No.25293026

>>25291675
Rata's small hands are very cute and very skillful. Relax, and imagine them carefully exploring your entire body

>> No.25293051

>>25292817
no

>> No.25293093

>>25292817
the girl with the best ass is the one you know most. for some, that'd be their familiar. for some, it won't.

>> No.25293095

>>25290805
I want to die.

>> No.25293121

>>25292987
You have to have a tumblr account.
If you reblog a post to your own blog, you can go to your blog's settings, hit the "export [blog]" button at the bottom, then once it's ready there should be an adjacent download link.
This downloads a zip which has the contents of all reblogged posts in raw form.

This works for any post you can reblog, which you can still do with safe-mode tumblrs. You can even reblog and save DELETED posts assuming you can scrounge up a reblog link somehow.

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What are good databases for finding monstergirl stories? I love reading about stuff like dark elf going out and buying slaves, or humans trying to hide from their invading soon-to-be wives. I know literotica has some, but i feel as if there should be more, and I’m sure the “monster girl community” would have made a monster girl dedicated website, similar to all those giantess websites

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>> No.25293270

>>25293190
read the OP

>> No.25293298

>>25292862
NEET bux

>> No.25293310
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>>25292793
>anubises are built for heavy doggystyle
Already at a young age.

>> No.25293320

>>25293051
>>25293093
But look at them. They are literally tailor made for that really rough, intense anal where you're holding their hips as they brace themselves against a table or counter and their legs dangle while you treat them like a fleshlight.

>> No.25293404

>you will never be a healer working at the mamono mental hospital and help monsters recover from trauma and other mental illness
>you will never get raped really hard and violently by the ink-black hime-cut succ with sleepy tired eyes and sharp teeth in a straight jacket on a soft bed in an undisclosed room where security will most likely never suspect a thing

>> No.25293405

>>25293190
Literally anubis.moe

>> No.25293460
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>> No.25293467

Living doll childhood friend who learned to make terrible puns from your dad.

>> No.25293518

>Anon and a succubus really like one another
>But they both think the other is way out of their league
>Resulting in a lot of awkward glances and neither being willing to commit
>The cupid that is meant to get them together is almost driven to drink by this

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>>25293460
I don't think the glass could keep this one out, though

>> No.25293602

Nuclear Hell Raven with big squishy boobs.

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>>25289879
Watch out for that vicious cuddlebug

>> No.25293714

>>25293460
>NEWS FLASH: Executive Order signed by Demon Lord to ban Succubus-Proof Windows. Zoomers now upset that they're in danger of losing their virginity before getting a chance to have intercourse with their favorite species in the future, almost like how Mom and Dad met

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>>25277997
>>25278165
https://pastebin.com/teCyQ8aD

You might like this story I wrote. It has a big lactating Oni in it.

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Dumb fat gluttonous birdbrain

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Anyone know of any stories involving gentle or composed mistresses and male slaves? Ones that acknowledge their slave’s status as property, but never fail to comfort them whenever they feel distressed.

>> No.25293828

I hope Anon gets stuck in customs and bureaucracy hell, when his ship lands on the Tanuki homeworld, Ka'Ching.

>> No.25293839

>>25293791
The best kind of birb.
THICK

>> No.25293920

>>25272870
gonna fall in love with her

>> No.25293949

>>25293714
>Tanuki who made these admitted they're just regular windows and made off with tons of cash

>> No.25294044

>>25293754
Hey that was nice. Thanks anon

>> No.25294064

>>25293822
oh wow that sounds good
i would like to have stories of this too

>> No.25294095

>>25292862
She's the cool aunt that lives with you and doesn't work because she's supposedly the sister of your Ant mom

>> No.25294127

>>25278319
Yandere harem. Probably started by an initial reverse ntr fan nuraihyon wife.
Large number of wisps that fight over eachother for you, the winner jealously traps you and her in a personal cage for all the rest to feel jealous of. Reverse NTR.
Or, shirohebi snakepit, countless shriohebi entwining themselves with you to get at least a touch, and others for leverage to get closer to you. Perpetually in shirohebi magical fire/water.

>> No.25294163

Did magus anon post his devil story yet?
I need stories about blueberry pussy.

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>>25277535
>>25278319
I don't like harems but for the sake of the prompt I would add a loli Atlach-Nacha with a body similar to the profile to go with my loli Night Gaunt wife. To a point it is tempting as I do really like the Nacho and the concept of adding more transformation forms but I find more than one girl to lose any sense of intimacy and I feel someone would end up being a 3rd wheel.

>> No.25294227

>>25293754
>pickle rick reference
thanks i hate it
the story is good tho

>> No.25294344

>>25292792
Ultra-HD Tailpussy!

>> No.25294374

>>25293190
http://kurobine2.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/sscgi/mtsg.cgi?

>> No.25294428

>>25294374
>12 pslime stories.
>none of them will ever been translated.
god damn it.

>> No.25294594

>>25294428
google translate, deepl.com
learn to use these, and hundreds of shitty jap fanfiction across this site and pixiv become available to fap to.

>> No.25294599

>>25293460
But are the doors succubus proof?

>> No.25294679

>>25292792
>>25292297
Damn, if I'd known the high res pics were in high demand, I'd have posted them myself. I've always had them

>> No.25294708

>>25293791
That's really pushing the limit on how thicc I can take a girl. Jubjubs get a pass though. Though, I hope she doesn't expect me to carry her around all day and night. I simply don't have the strength to hold her up when she's latched onto my dick.

>> No.25294719

>>25294679
Well, most people don't have file autism like I do.

>> No.25294767

Which monsters like mutual simultaneous headpatting

>> No.25294801

>>25294767
Cu sith

>> No.25294845

>>25294594
I read some hinezumi stories though deepl, it was pretty good.

>> No.25294850

>>25294801
Man, why can't you say Kobold like a normal guy?

>> No.25294865

>>25294850
Cu sith is unironically better than kobold.

>> No.25294942

>>25294865
Only if you have like, a latex allergy or something.

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>>25294942
KDF's fetishfagging of his non-MGE, dog girls has nothing to do with kobolds and their status as lowest tier of the canine species.

It's their bad design that's the problem. They're this half-way point between monster girl and furshit. They're bland in their design, and they're basically a less-intelligent, less-capable, far-weaker but slightly more human version of cu siths. You see, with cu siths, there's no poor attempt to merge furshit and monster girl. You know what you're getting. They're born out of a strong, deep love to serve their masters however they can. They can arise to the occasion for whatever you need them to do, whether it's physical, intellectual, or magical. And honestly, despite being furshit, they possibly even rank higher than werewolves. Had it not been for the fact they're furshit, they'd easily be top tier of the canine species. Kobolds on the other hand are just dumb dogs with no potential other than acting like a submissive dog girl for you to fuck. But when all the dog girls can do that, why even bother with them?

>> No.25295358

>>25277535
The best i could be comfortable with is a bigamy. A CC NIght Gaunt and a JC which i is still can't decide for her species though.

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>>25295308
>Had it not been for the fact they're furshit, they'd easily be top tier of the canine species.
Slow down there fren

>> No.25295752

>>25277535
I don't want more than one waifu, but if I was going to build a harem, Mindflayer would be a fun addition to spice things up with other wives.

>> No.25295778

>>25295610
Hellhound's a one trick pony:a strong brute that's a dom. Cu sith isn't. Imagine a dog girl that's an excellent fighter and could even integrate magic, enough to take easily take down a hellhound, but isn't an unbreakable dom, and the moment they get headpats and ear scritches they melt in your arms and beg for puppies. They fight for you and you alone. Hellhounds fight because they're kind of mean bitch. Don't get me wrong. I love hellhounds to death. I'd jump at the chance to wife one. But a non-furshit cu with would have been the cream of the crop. Hence why it's an absolute tragedy they've got the snout

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>>25277233

>> No.25295869

Let's call a council and figure this out

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>wan-ing intensifies

>> No.25295892

Okay, how about a Hellhound who still has the charcoal black skin, but her fur is white?

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>>25295778
>Imagine a dog girl that's an excellent fighter and could even integrate magic
I don't have to because you just described my waifu.
Well "excellent fighter" is probably pushing it, but still.

>> No.25295900

>>25295308
>It's their bad design that's the problem. They're this half-way point between monster girl and furshit.
No more than Satyros or centaurs.
>You see, with cu siths, there's no poor attempt to merge furshit and monster girl. You know what you're getting.
You're right, you know you're getting garbage in furry form.
>They're born out of a strong, deep love to serve their masters however they can
Kobolds are born like that without being you know, actual dogs.
>They can arise to the occasion for whatever you need them to do, whether it's physical, intellectual, or magical.
Jack of all trades, master of none. They would be forgettable due to specialized girls always being more popular. You know why Hellhound is popular? The profile sets out to do one single thing and does it well and the same goes for most other popular girls.

Sounds like you just want to fuck a furry but won't admit it to yourself.

>> No.25295942

>>25294594
already did that with google but it turned out like poop. Will try Deepl though.

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Would you risk losing and getting raped in a sport you think you're good at anon?

>> No.25295980

>>25295967
I'm not good at any sports.

>> No.25295985

>>25295874
! !

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>>25295967
The only competitive sport I was ever "good" at was tennis, and I last played it over five years ago.
I'm always down to ski though.

>> No.25296060

>>25295967
>Getting raped in judo
Somehow both humiliating yet expected when it comes to monster girls.

>> No.25296061

>>25295900
>Jack of all trades
They're not a jack of all trades. They're a blank canvas they can specialize in whatever you like. Think of them like an eevee.
>You know why Hellhound is popular? The profile sets out to do one single thing and does it well and the same goes for most other popular girls.
And that's why I agree they're the best of them all
>You're right, you know you're getting garbage in furry form
Slightly less garbage than kobolds however.
>No more than Satyros or centaurs.
Satryos and centaurs aren't related. The former are goats. The later are horses.

>> No.25296078

>>25295801
Oh dear, I would have cooked more stretchy meat if I knew Mr. Coat would be coming along.

>> No.25296084

>>25295899
>glowing mouth
Muh

>> No.25296090

How do I tell a monstergirl I'm not ready for fatherhood?

>> No.25296121

>>25293518
I'd prove wrong any monster girl that doesn't think I'm not good enough for her.

>> No.25296128

>>25295967
Probably not. I've never been good at any sport. Even the ones I did competitively I was always solidly below average.

>> No.25296134

>>25296090
>I want to enjoy our time together a couple for just a bit longer.

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Smug sexy brats need an ass-gaping from adult cock.

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>>25293754
Exactly how tall is her?

>> No.25296239

>>25296178
sometimes I squint at that character and pretend she's a familiar

>> No.25296263

Which mg is the most likely to gghdhffdkllh hn

>> No.25296264

>>25296061
>eevee
i'd pet glaceon

>> No.25296296

>>25296061
>They're not a jack of all trades. They're a blank canvas they can specialize in whatever you like. Think of them like an eevee.
So the profile still can't commit to anything.
>And that's why I agree they're the best of them all
It's the same reasoning for Kobolds though, they commit hard do what they actually do which is why drawfags do them unprompted while people have to beg in request threads to get a single human cu sith done.
>Slightly less garbage than kobolds however.
Ok furfag
>Satryos and centaurs aren't related. The former are goats. The later are horses.
It's not about what animal they're based off but the half way thing you were complaining about.

>> No.25296306

>>25295967
>you think you're good at anon?
I'm fat

>> No.25296416

>>25295967
>the waifu and I already have plans to make a traveling softball team with all the daughters we’re gonna have

>> No.25296433

>>25296306
>he thinks that just because he’s fat he can’t be good at sports
Baseball players come in many shapes and sizes Anon.

>> No.25296435

>>25296306
Maybe slimes would love us
At least I have that

>> No.25296543

>>25295874
>kiki getting tired of other monsters bossing around her Master
I wonder how kikis protect their masters from other stronger monsters.

>> No.25296555

>>25296543
With a pair of demon-silver knuckles.

>> No.25296570

I'd rather have an orange slime that smells like sweet candy and likes tickling.

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>>25296306
>>25296435
You'd make a good daki

>> No.25296739

>>25295967
Would she risk losing and getting raped in a game she thinks she is good at?

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>>25270051

>> No.25296828

>>25296801
Pathetic tails

>> No.25296876

Can meido monsters accept that I believe in traditional gender roles as an Amazoness' son?

>> No.25297044

Best fates in MGE:
>1. Sandworm food
>2. P'orcer chieftain
>3. Holst dairy farmer
>4. Yandere snek husband captive
>5. Dragon's most prized treasure (any species)
>6. Fox's suitor
>7. Selling soul to a demon
>8. Baphomet's onii-chan
>9. Hellhound's pet
>10. Apophis/pharaoh mediator (dual-husband)

>> No.25297065

>>25297044
>Hellhound's pet
This better involve headpats, walkies, and getting called a good boy.

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>> No.25297090

>>25297065
If by walkies you mean princess carries to the bedroom, then yes

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Small rape machines are cute.

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>>25297074

>> No.25297125

>>25297044
So I see your list is missing Lich assistant.

>> No.25297139

>>25297074
This cat looks inbread.
>>25297090
I mean wearing a leash that she's holding.

>> No.25297153

>>25297119
Thic cate

>> No.25297154

>>25297125
You mean test subject.

>> No.25297166

>>25297139
I'm sure she'll put you in a collar and leash while you get good boy rapes if you request it

>> No.25297169

>>25297154
Basically the same thing.

>> No.25297173

Remember to max dexterity before fighting a manticore!

>> No.25297183

>>25297044
You missed mindflayer initiate and atlach-nacha spider.

>> No.25297187

>>25297173
Instructions unclear, made a max WIS build.
Need a tank.

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>>25293121
Yesssss

>> No.25297201

>>25297139
her mother and father were brother and sister

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>>25297109
What a cute boat.

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>>25272328
>>25272367
you shall now proceed to pleasure yourself with this fish.

>> No.25297230

>>25297044
add Night Gaunt's Tentacle suit

>> No.25297243

>>25297166
Good boys should wear collars and leashes.

>> No.25297268

>>25297243
Matching collars for you and your waifu.

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>>25272328
OK.

>> No.25297293

>>25297224
Everyday until you like it?

>> No.25297317

Hit the Werewolf with a Fish!

>> No.25297322

>>25297224
You should pleasure this fish

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Which MG is most likely to do this?

>> No.25297377

>>25297293
I already do though

>> No.25297404

>>25297344
Automaton

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Do you bathe with your girl?

>> No.25297480
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25297480

Self-defense is important for men who don't want to be proactively dated by the wrong monster.

>> No.25297513

>>25297441
Yes. Since she's of the firey sort, the resulting steam makes it almost impossible to actually see anything.
Great for an intimate time together, not great for getting clean in a timely manner. If we had water bills they'd be staggering.

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>>25296185
Tall.

>> No.25297633

>>25297224
E-Eh?!...

>> No.25297676

>>25297224
i shall do as such

>> No.25298023

>>25297633
Haha the oars fucking loser

>> No.25298097

>>25297224
I'm going to see her at Innsmouth.

>> No.25298247
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I love my strong wife!

>> No.25298256

>>25298247
Based

>> No.25298270

>>25296090
Pocket sand

>> No.25298312

>>25297541
Owls are CUTE.

>> No.25298330
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>> No.25298490

>>25297480
Or I could just be myself. It's done a good enough job so far.

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>>25298312

>> No.25298891
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>> No.25298907

>>25298330
if only they were not sticky and gross

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>>25298907
Rude.

>> No.25299126

>>25298330
>>25299067
Sorry can't stand weird plants

>> No.25299160

>>25299126
I'm for the sheep eyes barometz has. I like being regarded by rectangles.

>> No.25299175

A little birdy told me...

>> No.25299198

>>25299175
What did the small avian inform you of anon?

>> No.25299314
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25299314

Violent fucking to come again!
As year flew by from excitement,
we now declare the opening
of our special team orgy again...

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>> No.25299382

>>25299314
>getting KOKO DESUKA'D by dark priest

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>>25298330
Good but Liliraune is better.

>> No.25299385

>>25299198
Penicillin gives you aids

>> No.25299395

>>25297044
What about shoggoth homeowner?

>> No.25299516

>>25296306
Sumo wrestling?

>> No.25299726

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember that asking to see a lizardman's secret technique is like proposing to her

>> No.25299833

>https://i.imgur.com/HE8XplY.jpg
you wouldn't take advantage of a dragon would you?

>> No.25299845
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>>25299314
Less talk more worship

>> No.25299847

>>25299833
Gonna feel her horns

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25299995

One cardinal rule anon. Well two if you count never fighting a land war in Mist Continent.

>> No.25300034

>>25299995
That's fine, I'll just fight a land war in the Snow Kingdoms.

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>>25300034
You have chosen...poorly.

>> No.25300102

>>25300072
What's the worse that could happen? With Wendigo guides, access to the plane of Stretchy Meat, and Yeti camp followers, my army can remain provisioned indefinitely!

>> No.25300107

>>25299995
What rule is that?
>don’t eat expired mayonnaise?
>don’t walk in the elven woods naked?
>don’t order anything from Burger King?

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>>25300107
Around Elves, Watch Yourselves.

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>> No.25300421

>>25299995
Shit artist.

>> No.25300493

>Evil monster girl dreams of world domination but works at a bank and laughs maniacally when her couponing makes the groceries free

>> No.25300536
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>>25299314

>> No.25300751
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25300751

I hope you all understand that Gazer is amazing.

>> No.25300776
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Around foxes, watch your crotches.

>> No.25300779

>>25300536
Oh no!

>> No.25300831

Anyone else here having real trouble not thinking about doing all sorts of sexual things with one's monstergirl daughteru?

>> No.25300904

>>25300776
No need, I trust that all foxes

>> No.25300947

>>25300831
No. That’s my little girl, why would I ever think like that about her? It’s disgusting.

>> No.25300968

>>25300947
That's what makes it so hot though, she's your little girl so why shouldn't you make her feel good in any way you possibly can?

>> No.25300987

>>25300831
No because I ain’t resisting

>> No.25301020

>>25300399
what is this attack called?

>> No.25301042

>>25300987
I'm not either but like, it's way more than usual recently.

>> No.25301061
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25301061

Would you a baba?

>> No.25301125

>>25301061
I'm so horny she wouldn't stand a chance.

>> No.25301204

Do not eat raging mushrooms and drive. It's against the law.

>> No.25301229

>>25301204
What if you've got a cute little naked loli resting on your steering wheel so you can fuck her while you drive?

>> No.25301233

>>25301061
I want to shag granny monsters
I wish old mamono were discussed more on here.
I want to creampie foxy grandmas and desperately impregnate and fail to put a baby inside her!

>> No.25301262

>>25301229
that's a distraction and that's also against the law.

>> No.25301286

>>25295874
>"What!?, You're not raping your husband!?"
>"..."
>"Hahaha! We supposed to dominated husbie, you know?"
>"...shut up"

>> No.25301296

>>25295874
What a lewd face on that Hellhound.

>> No.25301298

>>25301262
Lame.

>> No.25301336
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Pigs are actually quite intelligent animals

>> No.25301352

>>25301336
Tell that to mine who think they're dogs.

>> No.25301366

>>25301298
It's better to be alive than be horribly killed and dead

>> No.25301383

>>25301352
How does that work?

>> No.25301406

>>25301383
We got them when they were young and they've grown up around our dogs so I guess they just decided that they were also dogs and should act like the other ones.

>> No.25301417

>>25301406
That’s dumb
That’s like raising a daughter with your wife and your kid growing up to act like her with you

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>>25301417
Animals be like animals do, yes!

>> No.25301477

>>25301336
Dumb mob P'Orc.

>> No.25301482

>>25301448
Wurms may be simple but they are canonically the best moms.

>> No.25301674

>>25295967
The only thing I'm kind of good at is swimming. But Inherent racial differences between human and monster would basically decide the match instead of physical skill, making it very predictable and boring. And due to the fact that swimming is a very individual sport, you couldn't really act smartly to take advantage of the monster's negatives despite their positives. Maybe not-super-strong majiin could be a little interesting. Would I risk getting raped for it? No. I'm already trying to ignore being a loser, putting eternal marriage as a loss wouldn't be acceptable unless I had already fallen in love with her.

>> No.25301767

>>25297044
You missed lightning junkie with Thunderbird. For those who are orgasm hedonists, she is stated to be the very best.
>The increase in pleasure each time from sessions of repeated intercourse is far greater than that of couples of other races. Men who become their husbands will spend the most exciting days with them.

>> No.25301900

>>25295967
I'm not good at any sports. Doesn't keep my waifu from challenging me and beating/raping me anyway.

How does a girl as short as her manage to jump so high?

>> No.25301934

>>25297044
Gazer's accomplice

>> No.25301968
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>>25296543
>>25301286
The anubis would be easy to persuade into playing the maid role if there are surprises involved.

>> No.25302218
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>>25301061
Absolutely!

>> No.25302270

So I saw a trailer for this new game where you're essentially a monster hunter of sorts.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9MEjOin_wk

So yeah, would such a profession with its practices work against mamono too?

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>>25302270
Like capturing ghosts?

>> No.25302405

>>25294210
>that SS
getting a little carried away he is

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>>25301061
Fuck old witches

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>>25302336
I want to capture ghosts with my cute smoll goth gf only for it to be a trap all along and it turns out she was a horny ghost all along

>> No.25302609

>>25302336
And here we see a Phantom trying out her own version of Von Trier's Five Obstructions

>> No.25302626

>>25302598
>only for it to be a trap all along
Based faggot

>> No.25302648

>>25302626
Anon that's not the kind of trap I was thinking of, get your mind out of the gutter.

>> No.25302659

So would you imagine a Lilim or a Baphomet who rules over a Demon Realm with this meme? Or maybe Demon Lord Lilith and her Husbando as they walk through the halls of the Royal Makai Palace?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl959QnD3lM

Wide Lilim or Wide Baphomet, or wide Demon Lord Lilith and her Husbando?

>> No.25302695

>>25302659
very short bapho with very wide hips

>> No.25302824

Second thing about me that my waifu fixes is my sleep schedule.
First thing she fixes is my eating habits.
Then comes my psychological hold-ups regarding romance and sex.
And so forth in such a fashion.

>> No.25302831

What does it mean in a household in MGE when the dad says:

>"I'll just be going out to be buying milk."

What would it mean?

>> No.25302843

>>25302831
That they're not a native English speaker!

>> No.25302867

>>25302831
It means:
>the kids get a Holst mom to join all their other moms
>Dad's buying raging mushrooms to get their Holst mom lactate
>Dad's buying milk, because he's responsible

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>Hey human, did you know that being mindbroken makes you eligible for disability benefits?

>> No.25303015

>>25302909
I think that the autism already does that

>> No.25303150

>>25302909
What if I’m already getting disability because I have a genetic bone disease?

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How could you trick a flayer if her sights are set on you? To not get lobotomized

>> No.25303187

small cats are turbo sluts

>> No.25303191

>>25303186
You should always accept gifts from Santa Flayer!

>> No.25303193

>>25302578
That was definitely Abubu's magnum opus

>> No.25303199

>>25303015
>>25303150
Well then, you get a personal attendant to care for all your needs in addition to disability!

>> No.25303213

>>25303199
I don’t really need anything like that but I wouldn’t mind a genki Kobold nurse to help me with my pain.

>> No.25303224

>>25303199
That sounds patronizing.

>> No.25303329

>>25302909
What if i have a practical ED? Due to years of fapping exclusively to 2D.

>> No.25303483

>>25303186
Pretend you are already lobotomized, she wont tell away!

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>>25303483
Wouldn't work
>that's a cute little charade, dear
>let me show you what it really means to be fucked silly
You'd need extreme ear protection to keep those tendrils away, and a maxed out SAN stat to not get hypnotized into surrendering yourself

>> No.25303688

>>25303329
Sounds like a job for government-mandated succubus nurse

>> No.25303711

>>25303186
Think pure innocent thoughts. That will mind break her.

>> No.25303716

>>25303604
Their usual method is linking your senses with hers during sex

>> No.25303896

>>25302336
>In this scene I, the brave heroine, will be at the mercy of the depraved villain Anon... W-Where he'll have his way with me~

>> No.25303945

I need a beer-guzzling Red Oni gunner to join my crew of space outlaws.

>> No.25303998

>>25303896
Time to improv!

>> No.25304222

>>25302336
>>25303896
Man, the Drama teacher sure is weird.

>> No.25304358

Excellent ! The ritual succeeded. Freed from the shackles of mortality, you now have all the time you want to finally work on projects more ambitious than perverting the laws of nature for everlasting life.

Just one problem though, your soul needs to be properly stored in a philactery. And you can't choose it. Here you go.
https://perchance.org/object
Hopefully you get something that's not too hard to conceal. Remember, your enemies will probably look for that one box surrounded by magical traps and deadly creatures in your lair. Be original, but also efficient.

>> No.25304409

>>25304358
>hair ribbon

fuck

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>>25303187
Big cats are pure

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>>25304418
very pure

>> No.25304476

>>25304222
Yeah remember when she changed the ending of one of the plays so Juliet sucks the poison out of Romeo's dick?

>> No.25304478

>>25304456
very dangerous!

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>>25304478
You could say pure danger

>> No.25304600

>>25304358
>spool of string
I will make a scarf out of it!

>> No.25304609

>>25296185
approximately tits-to-your-face tall.

>> No.25304642

>>25302909
Wait a second.
Are you telling me if I pretend to be retarded i'm going to get paid and laid? Damn, I want the portals to open even more now.

>> No.25304748

>>25303199
That's cool! Can i get a shoggoth please?

>> No.25304807

What were to happen, if, say a Manticore starts raping you with her tailpussy, and you, in revenge started fisting her cunt while she raped you? I mean like, full on Cervix punching, womb busters fisting.
Would it stop the Manticore?

>> No.25304855

How do you break it to a proud dragon that you've been masturbating to dragon asshole for years?

>> No.25304901

>>25304807
>fisting her cunt
>Would it stop the Manticore?
Yes anon, I'm sure giving extreme pleasure to a sexually aggressive mamono is the correct way to defend against rape. Just don't forget to carry a wedding ring for convenience preferably one big enough to fit on manticore's tail

>> No.25304919

>>25304855
Put your dick in her vagina after her long schlicking session. Make sure to take an extra dose of raging mushrooms before you do it.

>> No.25304922

>>25304358
Tube of lipstick? Ehh, what the hell. I'll leave it in the drawer and pretend it's some random lady's, or my wife's, if I have one. I'll just have to make sure to tell her not to use it if I do have one.

>> No.25304956

>>25304358
>Canteen
GET IN THE FLASK

>> No.25304967 [DELETED] 

>>25304901
Will making her go full ahageo work, in getting away, too? Not like I'd be running away haha....just have to get some stuff for the new wedding, and I want it to be a surprise, hahaha...
God help my fucking hips when she wakes up and decides whether or not to marry me.

>> No.25304994

>>25304901
What if the Manticore was knocked out cold from the pleasure? You think I have enough time to get everything ready?

>> No.25305384

>>25292862
They're web designers.

>> No.25305428

>>25304609
The face relevance metric is the only metric worthy of mention. I personally like anywhere between face to tits and face to pussy though my specific preference wavers from any given day.

>> No.25305475

>>25302336
I really dig her aesthetic.

>> No.25305605
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Biggest advantage of undead wives: non-stop fellatio.

>> No.25305725

>>25305605
Undeads are the best.
I just want to kidnap a zombie from a lich and pamper her and make her into a proper wight. And I'm also gonna maker her addicted to oral sex and kissing.

>> No.25305956

>>25305725
If you were undead as well, then you could kiss your undead wife for as long as you want, with no need to take a breath. What if you got the blessing of undeath, and turned undead by suffocating from an extended kiss with your lover... Very chuuni. Hel would probably love it.

>> No.25306006

>>25305956
>Spoiler
So what you're saying is that I should kidnap the zombie from the lich and then ask said lich to turn me into an undead while I'm kissing the zombie so she can "absorb" my essence and become (at least partially) a wight?
Come to think of it, High level undead would probably love getting asked to turn a man into a undead so he can be with his undead wife. Probably a huge thing with elaborate ceremonies and all.

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reminder to not leave your slimes near big sources of water else they will have fights with the local giant girls

>> No.25306104

>>25301061
I wish Abubu would draw more granny fox

>> No.25306111

>>25305605
>turning a small lich upside down and doing suspended congress deepthroat

>> No.25306284

>>25306006
>elaborate ceremonies
pretty much: Ritual of Soul Marriage https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire
>>25306111
Perfect, would make a lot of lewd noises. Irrumatio would too, with her or you pushing. Imagine how intense you could get for how long, with no breathing. Add a little throat pleasure runes, and she would probably do it herself, intensely.
Also consider facesitting and watermelon smashing thighs. Not as good, but also an idea.

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>"How many holes in the skull do all Synapsids haveancestrally?What is the point of the hole?"

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Automaton variety packs.

Brought to you by Gremlins and Tanukis.

>> No.25306517

>>25306478
One hole I think. It's for muscles to go through, to get a better anchor point for better leverage for the jaw.

>> No.25306576

>>25306284
>Ritual of Soul Marriage
Now that's some good shit.
> Most undead and adherents of the goddess Hel dream of performing this ritual with their partners.
Can you imagine going on a first date with a wight and her saying something along the lines of "I can't wait to bind our souls together"?

>> No.25306784

>>25295801
Even Wendimom wants the meat!

>> No.25306820

>>25306576
>"I can't wait to bind our souls together"?
>"Why wait?"
Realistically I'm hesitant to commit myself to undeath because I don't want to deprive her of warmth or being able to listen to my heart.
>inb4 that stuff doesn't happen anyway
Then what's the difference outside of eternal life? Kinda soulless if you'll excuse the pun.

>> No.25307005

>>25306576
>>25306820
What if instead, a shy creepy yan wisp asked you out on a date, and then asked you to bind your souls together?
>Spoiler
There's the blessing of undeath if you don't want to turn undead immediately.
The encyclopedia does talk about some differences between the living and the undead. The cold vs warm thing, and it emphasizes a lot that the undead experince pleasure by directly touching the soul through the senses, including good tasting food and good sounding music. That implies that their normal senses are dead or dulled in some way, instead replaced by the better "Soul senses".

>> No.25307209

>>25307005
>That implies that their normal senses are dead or dulled in some way, instead replaced by the better "Soul senses".
Hey that's actually a pretty neato interpretation. At least, the warmth of a soul is. I don't really know if you can replace the sound of a beating heart.

I think there's kind of a romance here in the juxtaposition between the living and the dead that loses some of its meaning when you finally cross over. Maybe the time for undeath comes when you accept that you don't need something so small to add flavour and intricacy to your relationship. But in the same hand, it's also something that's just innocent and nice, isn't it? I just think it would be a shame to lose that dynamic. You could emulate it but it would never be real again.

Of course, this is so far into meaningless issues it's pointless. I'd absolutely take an eternity with the waifu any day, even directly sacrifice it if I have to make a point. Say, to a yan wisp.

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Buff undead samurai

>> No.25308031

>>25307994
They're good girls.
Perfect for paizuri and being your bodyguard wife.

>> No.25308059

>>25307209
Yeah, life has a flavor too it, when you become undead, you lose that. But you gain a greater ability to experience the world, and thus the undead become a bit debauched, chasing sensastions such as sexual pleasure, delicous food, groovy music, and beautiful art. The encyclopedia mentions this change, and consistently describes undead as debauched partygoers. I'm sure there other paths, but that seems to be the main aesthetic of undead realms.

>> No.25308146

>>25308059
>The encyclopedia mentions this change, and consistently describes undead as debauched partygoers
Probably just leaning heavily into the hedonism of nobility. Not really my thing, I'd relish in being a hermit and living the easy unlife with the wife. I'd probably throw myself into some kind of research in the downtime where we didn't keep each other's company. Magic or archaeology or other hobbies like cooking.

Don't get me wrong. You can hardly call it a trade off when the benefits of immortality are so immense, it's pretty one sided.

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>> No.25308477

>>25308146
Yeah, that probably explains most of it. Same here with the research and hikkiNEET life.

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>> No.25308627

>>25302909
how would I get mindbroken?

>> No.25308646

>>25308146
Just marry a Lich, they won't give a single fuck about the nobility nonsense.
I wouldn't say immortality is a good thing myself, but I'm not an undead fag so I wouldn't be subjected to that fate anyway.

>> No.25308669

>>25272718
Why a loli one?

>> No.25308673

>>25308608
Zug-zug

>> No.25308709

>>25308477
Preconceptions about nobility are skewed enough in the west, much worse than when seen through the lens of a japanese salaryworker who's probably inserting some good old fashioned oriental corruption in there too. Not surprised that the concept of nobility has taken this rout. That said there's plenty from for the hedonistic and pleasure obsessed noble trope. Just not for me personally. My ideal unlife is taking trips with the waifu, researching and training with her, dropping everything to raise a daughter once every century or two, and keeping a close intimate circle of friends to visit every few decades.

>> No.25308739

>>25308646
>I wouldn't say immortality is a good thing myself
Yeah, a common trend, I find. You all just need to take the 'reverse-entropy-with-the-power-of-perpetual-dicking' pill.

>> No.25308762

>>25308669
Lolis are smaller so they're easier to force into every discussion

>> No.25308792

I bet porn or whatever version of Pornhub that Monstergirls have also includes a tag or sub genre that is "unwanted creampies."

In which guys are unwillingly forced to cum inside, it would go like:

>"Oh yeah baby! -Oh shit I'm gonna cum!!!"
>Monstergirl keeps riding on the guy's dick
>Wait, get off. I'm gonna cum."
>"Nuh uh honey."
>"Wait! NO, NO!!! GET OFF OF ME! I DONT WANT YOU GET YOU TO GET PREGNANT!"
>"OH YEAH!!! CUM IN ME, LETS GET MARRIED!"
>"NOO!! SHIT IM CUMMING!"
>Guy ends up cumming inside the Mamono
>"Oh no! No NOO! OH babe I hope you took birth control. I'm not ready to be a dad yet!"

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>> No.25308982

White Wolf Tengu are the best.

>> No.25309013

>>25308896
Put benis in head-hole while she eats herself out and have her puke cum into her pussy.

>> No.25309037

>>25308792
I prefer to see the ones with lolis involved

>> No.25309047

>>25308896
dullahan girls give the best head

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>>25306284
>Irrumatio would too, with her or you pushing
The most proper oral sex is having an undead loli on all fours, and slowly facefucking her while also groping and fingering her butt.

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>> No.25309379

>>25309325
For noble adventures and degenerate cumflation

>> No.25309444
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Sun spider MG when?

>> No.25309505

>>25309444
That's a
>Nyoron~
face if I've ever seen one

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25309684

White or brown?

>> No.25309710

>>25309684
Yes, although hebis are anti-harem so probably the chocolate basalisk

>> No.25309713

>>25309013
>puke
Sounds pretty gross when you put it like that.

>> No.25309721

>>25309684
White, although she probably shouldn't wear clothes that make her palate so boring. Imagine her in a black or red dress.

>> No.25309743

>>25309713
>tfw there's no appealing word for ejecting liquid from one's mouth.

>> No.25309796

>>25309743
That's because "ejecting" liquid at a presumably high velocity isn't sexy and is cause for concern.
"Trickling" liquid out though...we have "salivating" or "drooling".

>> No.25309824

>>25309796
Yeah but no dude who fucks an MG on the regular "trickles" cum

>> No.25309877

>>25309824
Alright, what about "slobbering"? Not quite a trickle, but certainly not projectile vomiting it out.

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I just want to do wholesome, non-sexual stuff with an Alice.

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>>25309897
I want to molest and fuck an Alice.

>> No.25309945
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>>25309897
How about Alp-lice

>> No.25309970

>>25309877
Dude your dick's tip is probably like, right on her tongue or something. There's pressure here. Pressurised jizz. Why are the only words for a pressurised oral ejection gross? I mean, I know why, but still.

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>> No.25310321

>>25309796
>>25309824
Ahh not just “spit”?

>> No.25310327

>>25309945
Gross.

>> No.25310350

>>25306284
>Ritual of Soul Marriage
How does this work if you have a harem?
I want to soul marry both my vampire and lich wife.
Hell, does does it work with Liches since they have their souls in their phylacteries?

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>>25308669
>Why a loli one?
Is that a rhetorical question?

>> No.25310417

>>25310321
Do you 'spit' half a litre of cum? Don't answer that.

>> No.25310452

>>25310350
>Hell, does does it work with Liches since they have their souls in their phylacteries?
I mean I see no reason why they can't put their soul back in their bodies temporarily. Infact, isn't breaking their phylactery something of a sexual gimmick? Doesn't it force their soul back into their body and put them in hyperheat.

>How does this work if you have a harem?
It would just work, somehow. Personally I like the idea that undeads are monogamous due to soul bonding.

>> No.25310494

>>25310350
>5) Is there harem version of 'Ritual of Soul Marriage' from Sabbath Grimoire?
>Harem Marriages are fairly common so rituals and magics relating to marriages all have harem versions of it! So there is one! (KC)

>> No.25310613

>>25309684
brown now. brown always.
brown makes every girl better.

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>> No.25310714

>>25310035
What's she gonna do? Have me lay down so she can tease my ears?

>> No.25310785

>>25310417
i don't, my waifu does

>> No.25310791

>>25310397
For giving a baby bump that strains her kimono

>> No.25310823

>>25310785
>His waifu spits
Joking aside that quantity of liquid can't really be called 'spitting'.

>> No.25310834

>>25309684
White snek best snek no contest, but she should wear more red, it suits her

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>> No.25310910

>>25304358
>butter knife
Very easy

>> No.25310994

>>25304358
>Game CD
Damn. This can lead to some serious mind games. Obviously, the game itself doesn't matter, since I could stick it inside any box. But should I stick it in something popular? Something new/old?

My gut tells me to stick it in a blank case with the boxart wrap removed, with a lone sticky thay says "Summer '09" or something like that.

>> No.25311317

>>25304358
A chair; I wonder how it'd feel to have my wife sit on it. How does this tie into monster girls?

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>> No.25311391

>>25304358
>shoelace
Perfect. I'll sneak it in some one else's shoes and hope no one questions why it never deteriorates.

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>>25311317
>How does this tie into monster girls?
Literally.

>> No.25311479

What happens to suicidal guys in MGE?

>> No.25311527

>>25311479
What happens to men in extremely vulnerable state of mind, you say?

>> No.25311556

>>25311527
Yes

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>>25311479
Literal wisp bait, they'll be attracted from miles away. On the other hand, they'll also attract monsters with a healing kink.

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>>25311368
Same energy

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>>25310714
It's an effective strategy

>> No.25311761

>>25311556
See >>25311560 and watch out for interested Liches and concerned Mindflayers as well.

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Confess your sins.

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>>25311663

>> No.25311828

>>25311368
>>25311663
>>25311731
Foxes are very trustworthy. You can trust them to exploit your every weakness.

>> No.25311849

>>25311815
Loli is creepy

>> No.25311852

>>25311815
I'm a 29 year old virgin and I never been in a relationship.

>> No.25311896

>>25311852
Weird, I don't remember making this post.

>> No.25311906

>>25311852
>>25311896
Oh God he's demented too

>> No.25311966

>>25311815
I like the forbidden dog because of how KC drew her

>> No.25311970

>>25311849
No its "you FIND loli to be creepy"

>> No.25311990

>>25311852
yes

>> No.25312015

>>25311970
Not him, but this is a stupid argument either way.

>> No.25312033

>>25311970
Loli was a folly

>> No.25312036

>>25312015
What do you mean?
I just saw it as "he doesn't like loli"

>> No.25312040

how do I make a manticore love me?

>> No.25312062

>>25312040
Study prey behavior

>> No.25312087
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>> No.25312239

>>25312036
Semantics about the previous statement. It's petty and pointless, really.

>> No.25312280

Being weak to close physical contact is already rough enough. Having a waifu that can raise sensitivity if our eyes meet just makes things harder. But then she goes and uses that goo of hers.

And she laughs at me for being unable to hold out? Like anyone could manage with her technique being what it is!

>> No.25312294

>>25312040
Headpats, earscritches and the rest. MGs with animal ears love it.

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>>25312141
I'd hug that bug.

>> No.25312615

So is it a good idea to confess my love for a lich by making it look like a since report and asking her to peer review it?

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>>25312141
>>25312607

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>>25312280
>Being weak to close physical contact
If a Rata found this out, she would mana mark you for a Yeti and run away

>> No.25312741

>>25312680
With her tiny hands and inquisitive nature, the Rata would be enough

>> No.25312752

>>25311815
i fear my dick won't be big enough for her

>> No.25312776

>>25312752
All are welcome into the comforting warmth of her breast pussy, so blessed it is by the divine. Let the pleasant softness roll over you. Release all your tension into her welcoming embrace.

>> No.25312824

>>25312641
I would never hug that moth though

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>tfw no cheshire sister to engage in sibling prankwars with

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>>25312824
But she's your daughter
You have to hug her

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25312874

>Gazer doing the Nightgaunt thing and coating me in her goo
>Keeps whispering in my ear about how her eyes let me see my reactions all across my body
>Also can notice if she has missed a spot
>Suddenly feel a chill as something pools in my outer ear
>Muffled giggling turns into cackles as my mind goes blank and I drool a bit
Such is laifu with a Gazer waifu

>> No.25312954

>>25312867
because she's creepy

>> No.25312959

>>25312874
saltshakers can fix that problem easily.

>> No.25312968

>>25312867
I want her to be happy.

>> No.25312991

>>25312959
She enjoys the salt. She'll lick my neck after beating me in vidya, and tell me how the salt makes me even more delicious.

>> No.25313028

>>25312874
>gazer gf massages your back with her goo as her eyestalks look over every inch of you to make sure you're relaxed and releasing weeks of wound-up tension
>her cackling turns into an upbeat hum as she slips her slick fingers up and down your body, her tiny form mustering all her power to work out knots in your shoulders you didn't realize were there
>all the while straddling you with her soft rear and thighs until your dick grinds painfully against the padded table below

>> No.25313061

>>25312991
ok but what if salt in the eyes?

>> No.25313067

>>25312867
I would maybe probably perhaps hug her if she wasn't out of her fucking mind.
It kind of ruins the mood, you know?

>> No.25313257

>>25313067
Doujin was weird. I don't really remember the first chapter. Wasn't there a whole lot of age shifting going on? She was a milf and he was a shota, and then in the next chapter it reversed or something? Weird shit. This is why I'm taking no chances, my daughteru's getting a childhood friend to deal with all this shit.

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>>25313067
>>25312954
The guys who resist the most at first get MOTH'd the hardest

>> No.25313321

>>25313257
The art was good, at least. But the story was weird and unsettling.

>> No.25313333

Every fashion conscious monster girl will have a butt plug to match every outfit, but only the most perverse will have multiple sizes of each one.

>> No.25313355

>>25313333
>Every conscious monster girl will have a butt plug
And unconscious too

>> No.25313423

>>25313333
>but only the most perverse will have multiple sizes of each one.
Oh hey, that'd be my daughteru!

>> No.25313439

>>25312867
Not into incest

>> No.25313449

>>25313439
Hug, not fug

>> No.25313467

>>25311852
What is my post from three years later doing here and now? Is it the time? Are the portals on?

>> No.25313468

>>25312867
>>25312641
I have a weakness for girls with black sclera

>> No.25313599

You must save Princess Hatter from the evil wicked Bowserwock! You must collect all the power stars to save her though. Try going to places like Jolly Mershark Bay, Big Ghost's Haunt, or Lethal Minotaur Land

>> No.25313700

>>25313599
I'll just backwards long-jump through the star doors.

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>Only shota in school accidentally calls Hakutaku-sensei 'mom' during class
>Instantly buries his face into his hands out of embarrassment
>Doesn't notice sensei's knees suddenly knock together while she bites on her knuckle to suppress her voice
>Gonna be staying after class

>> No.25313938

>>25313028
My waifu would probably study massage techniques just to do this to me. Basically exactly this. Then she flips me over to do my front.

>> No.25313953

>>25312680
But that's not love.

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stan your gala queens

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>>25313953
What is love

>> No.25314020

>>25313977
Who is Stan?

>> No.25314054

>>25314007
Not getting molested by Canadians.

>> No.25314062

>>25314020
Near as I've been able to figure, it's some Kpop twitter shit that teenagers use in place of other verbs.

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>>25314054
So if I'm not getting molested by Canadians I'm in love?

>> No.25314120

>>25313977
I'd paint some ! ! on her

>> No.25314135

>>25314087
Getting molested by Canadians is one of the many forms of "not love", along with apophis biting, tanuki scams, and mofu smothering.

>> No.25314162

>>25314135
does shirohebi coiling around you count as love

>> No.25314170

>>25314007
baby don't hurt me

>> No.25314181

>>25314170
don't shog me
no more

>> No.25314198

>>25314162
Only if she allows you to carry a fire extinguisher.

>> No.25314203

>>25314162
That's deep love

>> No.25314222

>>25311815
I want to fuck my daughteru

>> No.25314238

>>25314135
>mofu smothering
Like stuffing a kitsune's head under your shirt and not letting her go as she breathes in your male fragrance?

>> No.25314261

>>25311815
i'd a humpty forever and always

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>>25312874
Dirty, ugly monoeye with disgusting eye stalks.

I'll stick with my clean, endearing, beautiful meido

>> No.25314278

>>25311815
I want to be left alone, yet I desire companionship.

>> No.25314286

>>25314222
That's not a sin. Oyakodon is a staple of every monster girl's diet.

>> No.25314322

>>25311815
I've been thinking about my daughteru so much lately I'm kind of starting to feel bad that I'm not thinking of my waifu as much.

>> No.25314333

>>25314278
The eternal curse of the introvert

>> No.25314334

>>25314274
Ahem... Kiki bad, shog good.

>> No.25314343

>>25314322
Think of your wife spending time with your daughter

>> No.25314347

>>25314334
Shoggoth? More like "Sod off!"

>> No.25314374

>>25314343
I think about a lot of things like that too, I just think my wife should have some more solo attention.

>> No.25314383

>>25314322
Aah yes, a fellow daughteru cunny addict.

>> No.25314486

Is it ok for momstergirls to do sex things with their daughters?

>> No.25314509

>>25313061
that's just tears, and there's no place for tears in MGEland

>> No.25314539

>>25314020
>>25314062
Literally means "stalker fan" from an eminem song and was painted as something extremely negative but kpop retards on twitter thought it was a good phrase and started using it to show how big of a fan they are.

>> No.25314541

>>25314509
That makes banshees sad

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>>25314347
Shoggoth = Shoggood

>> No.25314552

Big Titty shogGoth gf

>> No.25314557

>>25314334
>>25314274
>>25314347
>>25314543
why not both? Imagine a Shog/Kiki tag team, they'd be so good i can't even properly describe it

>> No.25314567

>>25314557
Shog with kiki attitude would be enough

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>>25314274
Imagine lying to a Kiki made about her food tasting good, in order to spare her feelings.

This would never work on a Gazer, since she can tell if you like the food just by watching you. Also, Gazer is a better cook anyway, so there would be no need to lie.

>> No.25314581

>>25314570
Shit, are those panties or not?

>> No.25314600

>>25314570
Is your gazer named "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way"?

>> No.25314624

>>25314278
Nah, senpai.
You want companionship, but you want it so badly it feels like a weakness. Weakness is unacceptable, so you end up trying to avoid it.

Ultimately, you want acceptance.

>> No.25314649

>>25314600
Hahah, no... Of course not!
Who could ever come up with such a st-st-stupid name?

>> No.25314675

>>25314624
But I like having space. I just don't think I could find someone who wants to be away from me whenever I want.

>> No.25314893
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Is she tasting you or smelling you

>> No.25314900

>>25314893
Yes.

>> No.25314914

>>25314893
She does

>> No.25314931

>>25314624
Not him. I just don't think anyone would enjoy my companionship even as just friends and it's unreasonable of me to expect it.

>> No.25314950

I can't stop thinking about the idea of a guy having a zombie wife that's actually a wight but he doesn't realize, and she's in no hurry to tell him.

>> No.25314997

>>25314950
Imagine a guy who thinks he has a Wight wife, but it's actually a well-kempt Zombie that's not even trying to pretend she's a Wight.

>> No.25315016

>>25314997
>These two people are friends

>> No.25315039

>>25314997
>>25315016
Or better yet, roommates.
Sounds like a stupid undead-sitcom waiting to happen.
I'd watch it.

>> No.25315067

>>25311815
I have literally 0 interest in a sexual relationship

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>>25314893

>> No.25315152

>>25311815
A lot of monster girls terrify me. When ever I think about them for too long I can stop imagine the worst case scenario, even if it couldn't happen in MGE. I don't know why I make myself suffer like this.
One of the main reasons I like undead is due to my fear of death and the promise of immortality as a undead incubus is the reason I want to marry one. That and liches are cute and sexy as hell.
I've fapped to some really questionable monster girl stories and green texts. And I don't know how to feel about it.

>> No.25315157

>>25315067
what relationships are you interested in?

>> No.25315170

>>25311815
i think I use way too much porn- I'm desensitized to simple nudity or sex. I notice myself going to it as a.. habit, as a distraction, instead of as a way of releasing natural arousal buildup.
My waifu would not be proud of me.

>> No.25315230

>>25315157
I want a girl to touch me, just not in the genitalia

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>>25315150
Happy snak

>> No.25315652

>Monster Girl Dark Web
>illegal unsaturated raw raging mushrooms for sale
>underground human slave trade networks
>private website for leaked Sabbath girl nudes
>forbidden undead mamono magic and procedure videos

>> No.25315663

I can't stop touching myself to meaty tail lifting genital presentation

>> No.25315680

>>25311815
A lot of the waifufag's waifus are hot as fuck.

>> No.25315686

>>25315652
Wouldn't those things be de facto legal?

>> No.25315691

>>25315652
>forbidden undead mamono magic and procedure videos
Looks like the darkweb has some good things on it after all.

>> No.25315725

>>25315170
Simple nudity making you go penis brain is a dumb thing for children and you should be glad to have thrown that out

>> No.25315763

>>25315652
>underground human slave trade networks
Are there ones for monster slaves?

>> No.25315778

>>25315680
Ive never gotten art of the vision of mine in my head but I may trace profile so I have something black and white to color and mess with

>> No.25315939

>>25315763
i'd get fox slaves

>> No.25316046

>>25315652
>sabbath nudes
i bet those are traced by witches to find onii-chans

>> No.25316061

>>25315763
There are. But they're riskier. You might end up getting fucked over and get a hellhound that'll rob and rape you instead of that scared, violated, and traumatized elf slave you wanted. And the guy on the other side will run away with your hard-earned money he scammed you off of.

>> No.25316125

>>25316046
Or there could be a huge network the provides live streams and broadcasting stations that provide sabbath girl porn and related entertainment programs 24/7 alongside a forum full of sabbath witches discussing everything loli porn related with rare onii-chan users lurking around.

>> No.25316147

>>25315652
>underground human slave trade networks
how can you end up in one of those? asking for a friend

>> No.25316175

Hot sex with Hinezumi! That dress is begging for it.

>> No.25316184

>>25316175
Hot sex with a salamander in bikini armor is better.

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>>25314087
You're fuckin' 10 ply bud

>> No.25316241

>>25316184
VULCAN LIVES!

>> No.25316352

>>25316147
you can register on their private IRC through a link in their website.
you might have to relinquish all your property, and then you can get a swift car ride to their place of operation to get photos taken and finally be registered and advertised as a human slave for sale.
You'll get a nice room to sleep in until a mamono is interested. In the mean time, you'll have to share with human women and other human man waiting for a new master/mistress who wants you.

>> No.25316433

>>25316240
>Cuddling with a yeti on a hot summer's day

>> No.25316453

>>25316241
[stomp stomp]

>> No.25316454

>>25316125
sounds hot

>> No.25316492

>>25316433
Don't bully the poor cuddle apes, they hibernate in the summer to cool off! If you try to cuddle a hibernating Yeti you may not be able to escape until winter

>> No.25316589

>>25316241
Vulkan gives best hugs.

>> No.25316639

>>25315680
Who has the hottest waifu?

>> No.25316647

>>25316639
gazerfag

>> No.25316652

>>25316647
He said hottest.

>> No.25316681

>>25316639
KDF but unironically.

>> No.25316705

I want a Kitsune with incredibly sinister features.
I'm talking slit, predatory eyes, sharp teeth, an evil laugh, claws, the whole nine yards, but the truth is that she's a total sweetheart who wouldn't hurt a fly.

>> No.25316757

>>25316639
Anubis seems to attract a lot of people.

>> No.25316844

>>25316639
Anubisfag's is pretty hot >>25313977

>> No.25316869

>>25316705
Man of taste, I share the same

>> No.25316964

>>25316652
gazer is hot

>> No.25317041

>>25316061
Hellhound slaves don't exist, and they wouldn't be raping someone wanting to heal a poor elf slave.

>> No.25317060

>>25316705
I'd like something similar with a large oni with rippling muscles that looks like she'd rip me in half with her bare hands, but actually wants to get lovey dovey with me and share some sake.

>> No.25317149

>>25315680
I've fapped to them too many times.

>> No.25317181

Unfortunate that anon thinks he can beat an Oni in a drinking contest. Have you seen what Yuugi does to the losers?

>> No.25317202

>>25317149
Out of all of them I've only fapped to gazer

>> No.25317242
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>>25316705
I found the fox for you

>> No.25317283

>>25316705
I too love these features

>> No.25317354

>>25317181
If that's so then I want to be crowned King of the Losers; bring it on, you lousy Oni!

>> No.25317398

when you get stranded in the snow tundra with a white horn, go find a cave for shelter and breed your white horn for warmth there. Your cock will grow 20 inches and your balls will grow 10 times larger to match her animal pussy and you'll cum large and hot enough loads to keep her warm and you warm as well.

>> No.25317411

>>25317202
you should try the rest some time. good faps

>> No.25317413
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>>25278959
Damn, I can't stop thinking about a black harpy harem now. Though I think three would be the ideal number

>> No.25317445

>>25317411
Can't unless they comm poses with presentation and the detail on holes is high enough quality

>> No.25317608
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>>25315150

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