/jp/ - Otaku Culture

If you don't mind wrinkly skin flaps, senility, or incontinence.

>>24860732
>>24861890
and if you don't mind that she would devour you for being youkai's food

>>24871406
She wouldn't hurt her husband, she would not marry a person if she didn't adore them
No harm would ever come to her mate, since they're hers, only hers, forever

>>24872563
>since they're hers, only hers, forever
in other words her toyboy

I want her gloves

>>24872724

god please

imagine the honey moon

Cum inside her gloves!

>>24876070
Mean prank to pull on an easily confused old lady.

Yukari is for fat old men

>>24873107
a never ending amount of hot sweaty babymaking sex

>>24872563
Yukari would totally marry someone just to fuck with their head and emotionally damage them easier, don't kid yourself

>>24881230
why would she break her own toys?
they're there to please her, she can damage other people for her amusement

>>24881304
>why would she break her own toys?
she has the power to "fix" them and then break them again as she wants

>>24879650
Fat sweaty saggy tatas for sweaty fat bald men.

>>24872724
There are worse alternatives.

>>24882294
Why break something she'll have to expend effort fixing when she can break things she never has to fix
If she saw fit to claim someone as a romatic partner, that person would then have a different role and purpose than her usual victims, and be chosen for different traits
There's 8 billion people available to her, there doesn't need to be any role overlap

God, I wish Yukari was like the Other Mother from Coraline for me. I love her as a mother surrogate so much. I get sad that I didn't meet her before getting into Touhou, that I know of. Maybe in a dream I don't remember, or maybe she disguised her appearance, I don't know. It would have been amazing to encounter her beforehand. That I didn't makes it seem like she doesn't care about me.

>>24888988
its Yukari
she wouldn't choose a person to be her husband, she'd outright groom one from an early age for the job, covertly or overtly it matters not
Her immortality and longstanding contempt for human views of morality give her no restrictions on who she takes and what she does

>>24860732
I want to start a family with Yukari

>>24860732
I wonder how large is her actual gap tho?

gap moe

>>24949757
Tight as a vise
She designed her body to be perfect, after all

Shitty gap slut do not trust this old bitch! Stay away from her! Mess you up!

>>24961835
stfu filthy lunarian

Filthy humans the lot of you

>>24872563
A human husband would perish eventually. Sure, she could manipulate the boundary of life and death. But, why not simply make him a part of her body?

>>25030793
Because of the very reason you pointed out
She can make him immortal with little effort
If she was interested in killing her suitor, she would have done so day 1

>>25031491
Why kill somebody on day 1 when killing him the day after marriage is far more entertaining?

I wonder if she sounds like Kikuko Inoue?

>>25040431
She sounds like Aya Endo.

>>25039021
Because your autistic obsession with making Yukari a mindless one trick pony is dull and ruins the point of the thought experiment

>>25030793
>a part of her body
...like her f***c***?

Gap husband

>>25089916
Yukarin's twin brother

>>24860732

>>24948995
If Yukari is good, creating more Yukaris creates more good

>>24964585
Are you offended perhaps?
So what happens next?
Absolutely nothing because is not that important

I'll give her a gap

I want to make Yukarin a baby factory

Are there any good Yukari focused Doujin?

>>25202822
Creating half-youkai like that is dangerous, Anon.

>>25241165
Not for me

>>24860732
I really want to cuddle her wedding dress and gloves.

>>24860732
Old hag who smells like a granny

>>25049223
She isn't mindless. But it's pretty obvious from canon she gets a kick out of tormenting people way more than she does anything else.

>>25243662
The original question was what would she do to someone she has decided to take as a mate, and his insistence that she'd just immediately kill them for shits and giggles is both unfun and retarded
Key word here is "mate", her natural sadism could still shine through fine, as she doesn't need the consent of the "lucky" groom, and doesn't need to inflict direct and overt cruelty

In fact, there's even the option for no intentional torment at all, but instead blue-orange morality causing the terror
After all, that random girl was definitely intending to take her man away from her, and so needs to be spirited away to where she wont try ever again

>>25245162
>blue-orange morality murders
Wasn't there a doujin about her doing that

>>24871406
I like to imagine that Yukari is hunting me, but becouse she is board she lets me have a day head start. Where would you hide JP?

>>25264829
You cant hide she sees you, In the void there is no life only death

>>25264829

you cant escape or hide

>>25264829
Suicide. Good luck taking me from the yamas, gap bitch.

>>25267006
Yamas only judge you and send you off
Baseless suicide is usually considered a sin and gets you sent to hell
Yukari probably has enough connections there to get your soul anyway, except now she has even more power over you

>>25266271
I'd give anything to snuggle giant Yukari's gloves.

Yukariin!

>>25245162
>The original question was what would she do to someone she has decided to take as a mate, and his insistence that she'd just immediately kill them for shits and giggles is both unfun and retarded
I guess that's fair. Still, I really doubt she would have much attachment in the long term. At best you would be a bit like a temporal plaything to pass the time.

>In fact, there's even the option for no intentional torment at all, but instead blue-orange morality causing the terror After all, that random girl was definitely intending to take her man away from her, and so needs to be spirited away to where she wont try ever again.
I can see that. She's too lacking in genuine affection to be a straight up yandere, but she would hate it when people try and touch her things.

>>25272301
I like to imagine the Yama would consider death by suicide to be acceptable if the alternative was torture.

>>25272873
cute

>>25272938
Iirc the yamas are the definition of lawful neutral
They do shit by the book with no favoritism

>>24860732
I like trains

>>25266271
>charges for BJS
sorry i'd rather stick with eirin

>>25320909
Eirin > Yukari

>>25321208
eirin can also improve your performance whereas yukari only takes for herself

Would you with gap hag?

Cumming inside Yukari!