/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What would a wild kiki be like would she still have a clean cave

Which monster girl is best for spreading her grass skirt and sticking it in while she’s bent over?

>>25200159
Boat

>>25199894
They clean up trash left by hikers and campers until they find a man to follow home.

>>25200159
I'd say Gazer, but she's naked so she doesn't wear a skirt.

>>25199827
>There's a brown latenight succ
Bueno

>>25199827
Instead of arm wrestling, is there a hand holding match where the one who breaks it first from embarrassment will lose?

>>25200217
This idea is giving me aggressive-eye-contact-anubis vibes

Breed bunnies

>>25199894
Feral kikis are the most cunning of monsters

>>25200217
Gonna challenge the Pharaoh to a hand-holding contest, for her hand in marriage!

>>25200279
I'll breed with foxes instead

>>25199894
something like a yamamba but has a tendency to neaten things in her cave

>>25199827

>>25200533
>>25200279
Be bred by snakes!

>>25200597
Breed worms!

>>25200662
Breed demons

Stop breeding, it's not holy.

>>25200186
Boat?

>>25200718
Okay Paladin-chan, just because you're not getting any doesn't mean it's not holy.

>>25200687
Breed

>No olimpics, no EVO
give flaggy a reason to wave her flag

Discipline the monkeys!

>>25200718
Alight then, paladin-chan is not getting breed.

>>25200687
Breed tigers!

>>25199894
She needs a master so she no longer cleans her cave with a jury rigged broom but with an actual broom given to her by her master

creamping a dorome must be difficult

Does really bad hay fever protect oneself from plant based monsters?

>>25200687
Breed a loli demon's butthole

What monster gives the best hand massages

>>25201638
Probably dwarf. They got weird hand focused skills.

What monster would ruin your life to make sure that she's the only thing you love?

>>25201688
Jinko. Keep losing her pagoda and she'll make it clear.

>>25200718
Bullshit, God said go forth and multiply

>>25201688
Demon. Especially the evil ones.

I am going to put cash into the shrine maiden's donation box

>>25201189
Use sticky mushroom.
>>25201638
Shoggoth; slimes in general are physically capable, but most aren't as skillful as Shogs. Dark Slime would be able to do it too, but don't expect to be in control.

>>25201638
Gazer is the best at everything. Look into her eyes. You know it to be true.
J-j-just give her a minute to finish up this book on massage techniques. Go lay down on the bed. No rush! Make yourself comfortable.

Best lilim

>>25201930
If I look into her eyes, i'll get a boner from how sexy she is all the sudden

>>25201816
fuck I am sore I need to just sink into a slime

>>25201946
I wish any monster would do this to me. Actually show how much they want sex with me. It's a huge turn on.

Forever waiting for Metal Slime.

>>25202015
Forever waiting for Pegasus.

>>25201751
What is she going to do with that?

>>25202015
What are metal slimes made out of? If they are not water based then what? Iron? Do they rust?

>>25202113
depends on which metal maybe mercury

>>25201983
Strange. For me, looking my waifu in the eye tends to fill me with a profound sense of calm. If she wants me to get excited, she'll tease me. For example, about how shy I get over eye contact if she forces it.
That or she can flaunt the rest of her assets.

>>25202122
That is poison to humans. Poor metal slime will never get a man...

>>25202187
If lava can make it work I think she'll be okay.

>>25202187
I'll hug her and become immune

>>25202113
Demon Realm Gallium, the hornier she is, the more fluid-like she becomes.

>>25202245
Well, you can't poison a dead man

>>25202112
Money can buy many fried tofu. Currency can be exchanged for goods and services.

>>25202272
Cows are fantastic creatures.

>>25200853
Animevo soon™

>>25202349
ill be an undead incubus

Fire up those summoning glyphs because portals are Coming Soon™

>>25202538
>portals are Coming Soon™
anon...
don't give me hope

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/83447061
Lich and her husband sure like experimenting.

How would you feel if you were adopted by a pharaoh for the sole reason of being a sacrificial lamb to any apophis who challenges her rule?

>>25202735
That doesn't sound very maat

>>25202735
That wasn't very cash money of her.

>>25202735
Excited

>>25202735
>Get to rape your mom
>Comes with a free wife as a bonus

How does a kitsune grow tails? Do they like suddenly sprout out or does the tail divide?

>>25201271
Why are dark elves such rubber sluts?

>>25202918
Why won't liches wear pants?

>>25202918
That one is only eager to give begrudging paizuri.

>>25202932
They're probably really comfy being naked all day and don't care if someone sees.

And the easy access, can't forget that.

>>25202735
Sounds like my adopted sister would not be very happy about that.

>>25199894
>feral Kikimora
>tanned from being outside
>has her own broom made from animal bones and hay
>leopard print “maid uniform”
>doesn’t speak English and will speak broken English forever when you teach her

>>25202735
I'd sneak out to the Hathor temple and get me a cow wife instead.

>>25201751
>go to a shrine run by only CC foxgirls
>put a jar filled with your cum in the donation box
>keep doing this every week until they snap and come find you at your house during the next full moon

>>25199827

>>25203281
! !

>>25203160
she looks like Raven and Zone

I want to cum so deep in a Cheshire's ass that she tastes it.

>>25201930
Gazer is almost too cute to lewd. Almost.

>>25203420
You seem to understand. The best girls exist on the cute-lewd border so they're both at the same time.

>They aren't a race that actively assaults women, but should someone insult or inflict harm on them or their husband, they will exhibit their natural sticky disposition and attempt to rub large amounts of mucus into the woman's body and inside their mouth with their slimy tongue.
Mucus Toad does this to women that diss her husband. Does she slime him to shut him up when he's self-deprecating?

I'm going to the loli prostitute sex worker brothel sabbath to get some snacks from their local gas station.
Yall wan sumthin?

>>25203576
two familiars

>>25203582
what flavor?

>>25203591
Boot to the head

>>25203628
They don't have familiars in that flavor, you want Vanilla or Chocolate?

Surrender to your automaton overlords and breed their synthetic wombs

>>25203756
And if I don't?

>>25203776
You'll make them sad

>>25203756
Is there a lot of paperwork needed to legally be considered an Automaton's property and not a person?

>>25203776
You say it like they'll let you choose

>>25202393
Great!

>>25203485
you wanna pick them up and squeeze n hug then hold them up by their ass and make out

>>25203905
They won't?

I want to make a busty, tomboy mino moo in front of all her holst friends so that they'll ufufu at her.

>>25203974
The "Princess carry or suspended congress?" dilemma.

>>25203420
Indeed

>>25204370
And you should, minos are for milking

>>25204370
What are you talking about?S he's told you multiple times there are no minotaurs on the farm

>>25204604
We'll see if she can still lie about that after a good hour or so of intense, non-stop milking.

Which baphos are the least likely to wear underwear normally?

>wife is so lewd, she sometimes cums from her own fantasies
Is your wife lewd? And if so, how lewd?

>>25204675
Sometimes she'd take my electric toothbrush to stimulate her core.

In case the lilem dictator from the realm next to ours decides to nuke us with a monster mana bomb, I got an underground bunker where i'm safe from the lewd gases and the soon-to-be succs that'll happen after the impact of the explosion

>>25204847
But can physical barriers stop ghost girls and whatnot from getting to you?

>>25203756
I shall gladly impregnate and fill 5 of these automatons wombs.

>>25203420
gazer's butthole is probably the most lewd thing i can think about in MGE

>>25205084
It really is something

>>25205078
Is that 5 different automatons or 1 broodcarrier?

>>25205131
I hadn't considered interchangeable wombs.

>>25205131
I would certainly make sure a broodcarrier model automaton was running at peak baby factory production at all times.

hellhounds are the dark souls of monster girls

Liongirls is not for the faint of heart

>>25205564
But I actually like dark souls.

You should be aware of what you are getting into if you are dating a liongirl

>>25205167
>I hadn't considered
Stuff like this is why the automatons are now our overlords

>>25205629
>insist that there's nothing left in your balls for her to squeeze out of you
>"Nonsense. You still have plenty left."
>she starts kissing and licking your balls
>suddenly you can feel her mamono mana working its way into you, filling your sack with more baby-batter
>continue to get milked for several more hours
If she's not pregnant with at least twins after that, I'd be pretty upset.

>>25205638
I have no qualms using a calculator to do math I don't feel like thinking about. Letting her handle complicated things for me is a natural extension.

>>25205629
But that's based on 10 second sessions. 15 whole minutes of human sausage would wreck them

>>25205742
I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I, for one, welcome our new automaton overlords

>>25203756
i really would

>>25205131
Five different automatons, but one of them being a brood carrrier would be fine.

>>25205564
>prepare to mate edition

How many daughter-units would an automaton be able to "manufacture" simultaneously?

>>25205629
I hope you remember what happens to biters anon.

>>25205751
I kinda like girls with low stamina.

>>25205826
Depends on the type and 'scale' of the creation unit put in her.

>>25205853
That's what I like to think a bunch of older monsters are like. Imagine an old CC liongirl who can't possibly keep up with her young stud anon.

>>25205629
>>25205698
I want a liongirl harem now.

>>25205886
i want a cat harem to lick all over me with their rough tongues

>>25205855
What are the specifications of the top-of-the-line models? Would some work so well, your automaton wouldn't be able to move unassisted?

>>25205907
Those would be black market models only available from certain, technically skilled Gremlins.
If you really want to see your wife's LEDs go heart shaped, get her one.

>>25204604
There will be plenty when I'm done

Should Automatons be able to combine?

>>25205907
I like modified siege mode, which involves pinning you down and anchoring herself to the ground prior to extended mating sessions.

>>25206048
I’m pretty sure the right to assembly is guaranteed by the bill of rights.

>>25206048
How would that work?

>>25206048
>four loli sized Automatons
>when there’s trouble in the city (or whenever they want to fuck anon) they combine together to make a milfy looking automaton

>>25206343
Like transformers or voltron

>>25206522
Do they share a womb when transformed? If they get pregnant as MILFtron, are they all pregnant if they separate?

This middle aged man Falcon Punching a Mamono Archer.

Who wins?

>>25206649
>MILFtron
She must be stopped, no matter the cost

>>25199827
Who's Livestream do you choose?

Remember, it's a momster's job to make sure her son's balls are drained daily. Do not resist.

>>25206721
>tfw no thicc momster to get bullied by
Why live.

>>25206800
>Why live.
So that when the portals open, a thicc momster can come find you and bully you.

Wocks are fat!

>>25206921
And that's great.

are there any mythical creatures known for raping that can be new monster girl species?

>>25206827
but what if the portals open and the monsters come out but then you hear muffled komm, susser todd coming from it?

>>25205833
They pinch back?

What happens when a hellhound bites off more than she can chew?

>>25207178
Never happens, but she might fake it to trick the waiter into trying the hiemlich maneuver on her

>>25207040
I'm not sure there's many mythical creatures that aren't known for raping. Our ancestors were a fucked up bunch.

>>25207178
source?

>>25198095
>Can someone tell me what’s the point of heroes if all they do is get raped and breed more monsters or become a monster?
Heroes are supposed to subdue monsters and sire good and responsible monsters.

>>25207040
I think native american legend of the Deer Woman fits

>>25207229
>hellhound wants to be protected
Peak cute

>>25207525
She fears no living foe, but...

Girls in their boyfriends' t-shirts!

>>25208007
Girls being their boyfriend's t-shirts?

>>25208031
Ittan-Momen is fine too

>>25207525
I was insinuating she was tricking him into giving her a hug from behind.
>>25207746
No one is immune from loneliness

When she realises what you wished for

>>25208292
Technically, I didn't wish for a blowjob. You did all on your own. I still have three wishes.

Laides and gents, I give you the common succubus. Do not be intimidated by their apperance, for in this essay, I shall...

>>25205629

>>25208563
Doesn't matter
Lions will still be the coolest

>>25208181

Could you win a fight against your waifu?

>>25209182
No.

>>25209182
The goal for some men is to be on equal psyical footing with their wives
so I would hope so

>>25209182
If I play dirty, yes. In a fair fight, absolutely not.

>>25200279

I imagine musclebun has a crushing grip

>>25209182
Theoretically no, This is probably the same for everyone. Practically yes, I could just turn into human again for extended periods.

Ropu has some very cute witches.

Spill your seed.

>>25209742
You have no power over me

>>25209742
I'm gonna spill my seed so she doesn't get any of it.

May you be blessed with gains!

>>25210324
>that scrawny thing
>gains
Mediocre

boya...

Asking your sub wife to dom you for a change.

>>25210376
No.

>>25210392
Based

>>25210409
>he says, as if he has a choice

>>25206921
Wouldn't be if she stopped eating all the men that hit on her. There're better ways to say "I'm married" instead of using your Wonderland magic to shrink down the offender and devouring them whole like candy

I inherently trust all milf monsters

enjoy whay we can about the summer

>>25211220
I would, but Jho keeps bullying me.

>>25210471
I'm gonna tell my wife if you persist

>>25210711
As you should. Milf monsters only want the best for cute young human boys.

>>25208413
Pet her head?

>>25211260
Techincally Elves see all human men as cute boys needing to be adopted.

>>25211401
>"Please, ma'am. I am an adult. I have my own mortgage."
>"Nonsense, sweetie. You're too young to live on your own. You're coming home with me."

>>25211442
Be wary when going into Elf territory as a big titty Elf may suddenly decide you either "look sad" or you are an "ignorant human who cannot take care of himself" and adopt you.

Magical Girls versus Monstergirls, who win?

I've heard nearly everywhere that Magical Girls are one of the most or most powerful people in fictional settings. Who would beat who? Mamono or Magic Girls?

>>25211547
As long as she doesn't make me eat an "Elven diet," I probably wouldn't mind having an Elf momster.

>>25211401
what about when Im older than the elf and she still treats me like im the kid and not her

>>25211578
>Magical Girls versus Monstergirls, who win?
They all get raped and mindbroken by goblins and orcs

>>25211578
Until Monster Girls make a song that makes me feel as many feels as Moonlight Densetsu, I guess magical girls win.
But why not both?

>>25211657
>They all get raped and mindbroken by goblins and orcs

>It's actually just their husbands with green paint
>One of them even drank a tentacle potion
I'd watch it.

>>25211769
Can I have a girl with tentacles instead?

Reminder, this is Shoggoth-chan's previous masters

>>25212049
wouldn't it be fun if shog cheated on you with her previous master haha
No, but, really, go back.

>>25211603
What's an elven diet?

>>25212105
Relax dude. What I'm trying to imply is. What would Shog-chan's reaction be when you show her or remind her about her previous Elder Thing masters? Would KC one day do more Eldritch Lovecraft Monstergirls?

Maybe Kikimora senpai will constantly show pictures of Elder Things to Shoggoth-chan to annoy her.

>>25212165
Lembas bread. And look! MORE lembas bread.

>>25212217
>Tasty venison on crunchy lembas bread
Yum.

>>25212197
Obviously the Elder Things will look for new servants. These strange things called "human boys" will make perfect butlers for them.

>>25212049
I could see this working. I mean you have to be selective as fuck. She would have tentacle legs, like a scylla roper hybrid, and wings. If you had to incorperate the body into the design, I could see it being puffy Ojou esque clothes. That fluffy puffy renaissance era ish puff balls on the arms etc. I don't know fashion. The head stumps me though. Maybe it would be like medusa hair except instead of snakes it's gazer eye stalks.

>>25210409

Almost collided with a Dragonfly today while I was running.

>>25213674
Oh, she's supposed to be a dragonfly
O-ok

>>25213816
What? What else would that be?

>>25212817
>>25212049
>>25212197

And don't forget. Shoggoths would still be pretty salty and or outright seeing mad at their previous masters. I can already imagine even in MGE it might be hinted shog meidos fought a bloody and violent uprising against Elder Thing Mamono before Shogs all collectively become cute anime maid girls.

Shogs and Elder Thing Mamono would still have unfriendly interactions and dispute due to past transgressions.

>>25213837
I don't know, fruit fly or some kind of wasp

>>25213922
You don't see a lot of bugs, do you?

>>25213952
I've seen enough artistic liberties taken when it comes to drawing inspiration from real species so I don't even try to guess

>>25213883
>Furthermore, it is said that the reason they fled from their mistresses is probably not because they were unsatisfied with their employment, but because they become envious from seeing the demons of chaos become one with their husbands and wished to acquire husbands of their own.
No, they left to find their own husbands.

I want a sadistic smug loli dark elf to take me away and fuck me

>>25214000
Shhh, don't let the /tg/ tourists know

>>25214014
That sounds nice

>>25213996
>I don't even try to guess
look at her long stretched x shaped wings

>>25212817
Big tentacle drills

>>25214151
I was too busy looking at her titties and thighs

The best I deserve is an Atlach-Nacha/Ogre hybrid.

Fug slugs

>>25214327
fog shogs?

>>25214357
I'd prefer it if my shoggoth maid didn't give me nightmares.

>>25214327
But I don't want to dick any weak monsters

>>25214603
Too late, she's a fog shog now. Your house is in permanent fog where she's liable to materialise out of thin air at will.

>>25214881
I don't see very well over long distances anyway

No matter how big she is
No matter what species she is
No matter how scary she may look
ALWAYS AIM FOR THE HORNS!

Come to the Underdark. We have Polybius and Battletoads.

>>25215007
But her species has no horns

>>25215055
touch the horns that arent there

>>25215007
10-4

>>25214881
oh god please no

>>25215007
>No matter how big he is
>No matter what skills he has
>No matter how scary he may look
>ALWAYS AIM FOR THE HUMAN HORN!

mothfu

>>25215153
She needs heavy-duty boots

Can martial arts overcome strength?

>>25215213
They are under her dress silly

>>25215218
martial arts ARE strength,no?

>>25215237
No. Strength is strength.

>>25215248
>This whole DEX vs STR argument again
oh fuck no

>Wonderworm and Nuraihyon smoking out of a bong that looks like a penis

>>25215219
I want her to step on me with her heels

>>25215009
Also have some good eats if that elf is anything to go by.

>>25215268
What? Next thing you gonna say is that D&D alignments aren't realistic and worthy of discussion or shoving them lierally everywhere haha

>>25215320
Dark Elves are notoriously hedonistic. They use the sensitive noses of P'Orcs to locate truffles and eat them by the bushel

>>25215301
you surely mean boots,big ugly working boots

>>25215268
>Run a DEX build
>Waifu has an INT build
>Can still manhandle me like it's nothing
>"I told you to hit some baselines on the other stats. Not that it'll help if you're just a big perv."
>Makes me take walks/jogs to build up my END
I should really start exercising, for real

>>25215363
>When the P'Orcs start joking that their dark elf master is going to end up bigger than 'da boss' if she keeps it up.

Fun teasing but punishment involves suspended bondage.

>>25215280
Hot. I hope they double team me as they smoke it.

Let's play Smackdown vs Raw 2011

Chameleon girls?

>>25215416
monsters just have absurd base stats and growths compared to normal humans,its like comparing a shitmon to a legenday no matter how much you train it will never live up to the stronger stuff

>>25215416
Jogger here, it's the best. The human body was built for running, it feels so good

>>25214000
>>25214031
Ey, I'm just saying what is based on what Lovecraft originally wrote. Shogs fought an uprising stay Elder Things, as according to Lovecraft lore (which I looked up at the Lovecraft wiki)

Maybe in the case of MGE. Shoggoth Mamono would have some childish disdain towards the former Elder Thing masters. While the Elder Things now turned Mamono because Mamono Mana, would be condescending and smug oujous towards Shogs in manner like:

>"OHOHOHO! Look at you former slave/servant! You call that a husband? I skinny young commoner lad who could barely lift fifty pound weights!? I pity you and your commoner peasant husband, WAHAHAHA! Now excuse me, I'm off to the Cloud District where me and my University educated boyfriend shall have a meeting with the Earl and his court. You peasants! OHOHOHO!!!"

OH, and lastly. Elder Thing Monstergirls in MGE would be highly intelligent smarties with advance technology and sciences. In which they may or may not often interact with Gremlins and automatons. As according to the Lovecraft mythos, Elder Things are highly advanced and super smart aliens with advance tech and science, who may or may not help create life in Earth.

>>25215468
Hah.

>>25215465
Ash's Charizard can beat anything

>>25215468
Not him but I've always found running more motivating than just doing a treadmill.

>>25215493
Hah?

>>25214881
I'm gonna punish her for every time I accidentally bump into something due to all the fog.

>>25215485
>Ey, I'm just saying what is based
No you're saying cringe
Literally everyone and their dog read Lovecraft and there is no need to retell the lore here for umpteenth time. Also on topic of reading
>Maybe in the case of MGE.
read the wiki entry at least

>>25215446
How about I lay the SmackDown and ride her RAW?
I love Gazer, okay?

I like shotadom on monster girls.

>>25215617
I like to impregnate monster girls.

>>25215446
But 2007 was the last good one...

How do Hatters deal with uninvited guests in her tea party?

>>25215455
Cute lizards

>>25215702
CHANGE PLACES

>>25215715
No matter how hard they try to look cool, chameleon girls will always look like dummies because of the eyes

I really want to get fucked by a hellhound but there's hundreds of thousands of monsters that I must get past without getting fucked by them.
Are there some monsters that would go extra miles to be your wife and practically force you to fuck because they really want a husband?

>>25215707
Shortcows should be much more careful. These two are perfectly available for a rough breeding session.

Touch the cow

>>25215485
KC has his own setting. The shoggoths served beings referred to as the demons of chaos and lived under the ocean.The demons of chaos once ruled the oceans along side poseiden. This isn't a one to one port from Lovecraft.

>>25215773

>>25215791
I want this cow to touch me too.

>>25215753
Imagine when she does this.

>>25215791
I'll do it now.

>>25215363
Seems the master takes after her slaves in this case.

i need pregnant echidna art right NOW!

>>25215055
Go for the horns in her heart

>>25215753
We need more monsters with googly eyes

>>25215872
what if she does that while talking about something serious

>>25215970
If I knew how to use photoshop, I would edit every single profile art to give them all pregnant bellies

>>25215791
It's fun to find the limits of a monsters patience.

touch old cows

If you bought a monster girl "slave", would they be mad at you if you treat them more as a girlfriend rather than a slave?

I want a naked pharoah with Momiji hair really really badly

>>25216216
I'd touch the oldest musclecow I could find.

>>25216216
Do older cows have softer figures and larger chests?

*Raid boss music starts*

>>25216462
She is very cute

>>25216462
ALRIGHT LET'S DO THIS
LEEEEEROOOOOY JEEENKIIINS

>>25216590
>Gets swarmed by loli dragons.

>>25216619
Oh my god he just ran in

>>25216619
There are worse fates.

>>25216619
Wahaha!

>>25216683
I just cant take loli monsters seriously I just wanna give then headpats and treat them nonsexually

>>25216025
googly-eyed shog would be absolutely impossible to take seriously

>>25216683
What would her cunny feel like with your dick inside it?
This is important.

>>25215970

>>25216822
Fertile snake

>>25216694
this,small monsters are for headpats and feed

>>25216822
I want to make a whole dungeon with her

>>25211578

There can be Magical Monstergirls. I'unno, they can protect humans and monsters in love against the shadows of the former demon king's army or some bullshit.

>>25216822
Do all Echidna babies hatch from eggs? Like Pokemon?

>>25216822
Wait she is going WAY too fast with the breeding

>>25216818
Play the game

>>25216872
exactly I just want to give her a juicebox and let her play some video games

>>25216895
Probably since most snakes lay eggs

>>25212165
Gallons of semen. Should be no problem for OP

>>25216895
>Insert pic of that wall of pokemon eggs with different designs but for mg

>>25217003
>Ojou Princess' diet consists of a gallon of cum and husband dicks

>>25216890

>Mahou shoujo anime with a mamono demographic
>Main character is a Baphomet who has to recruit allies in her magical crusade against violent time-traveling monsters from the past
>Ends up recruiting a diverse team with only one member from each major 'family' (a some kind of succubus, some kind of lamia, some kind of beastman, etc.)
>Each episode is an enemy-of-the-week plot with some kind of subplot about the girls and their love interests
>You can still find it on VHS at pawn shops in MGC and lots of mamono have the opening theme as their ringtones

>>25216890
I mean, Runya literally writes a series of Magical Girl LNs

Space Werewolves

>>25217441
Can't let you do that, Star Inari

>>25216822
>come back to your Echidna wife after a 5 years leave
>she's like that
Hold me bros.

>>25217566
>leaving for 5 years
anon you are an asshole

>>25216895
Yes. Echidna's are a mix of Gacha, Pokemon, and post sex impregnation orgasms.

>>25216822
>>25216895
>Gotta breed em all!

>>25217566
>5 years leave
Snakes can store sperm inside themselves for 5 years before letting it impregnate them

Shirohebi are so fucking waifuable and fuckable, it's incredible

>>25217640
>Gacha, Pokemon
What so you hatch them by throwing the eggs like you were Yoshi?

>>25217724
no,just walk around with it or cheat using a vibrating chair

>>25216822
10/10

>>25217724
no you walk with the egg while hugging it and telling the egg how much you love her

>>25217689
What an absolutely strange thing for something to evolve to have

>>25217880
For some reason "The Eggbaby" episode from Batman Beyond came to mind

>>25217912
Snakes are like that in general

>>25217913
>Batman Beyond
Inque is why I like slimes

>>25217912
that's barely weird compared to other things

>>25217966
She definitely played a role for me, too

I keep my harem nice, warm, well-fed, and impregnated.
However, expenses are getting higher and i'm still underpaid by my demon boss and i'm not sure if I can keep up with this any longer.
How do I convince my demon boss to give me a raise?

>>25218060
Sing to her about how you work hard for the money

>>25218060
add boss to harem

>>25216694
>I just cant take loli monsters seriously I just wanna give then headpats and treat them nonsexually
They're often sexy though, then you have to take them seriously and treat them sexually.

>>25218100
I can't sing.
and besides, i'd rather listen to the Sabbath doing a cutaway show tune about what they do in the sabbath

>>25218158
I'll just give her some milk and cookies that will keep her busy

>>25218104
I didn't want anymore wives/girlfriends so I avoided her advances on me but she kept trying to rape me in her space and after work where no one but my big 9-foot tall muscular anubis co-worker was around.
On one hand, I have to do degrading and shameful sexual favors for her and be her slutty male secretary that she can flex off with in front of the poor single mamono.
But on the other hand, she's a rich multi-billionaire that can put me and my family forever in the life of high luxury and won't have to worry about a single thing under the lilem dictator regime's authority.

>>25218262
if she is single snag her,what's the worst that could happen?

>>25218060
>harem
>not starting a family owned business

>>25218301
She'll use the power of money to turn me into a lewd depraved always-horny mind-broken love slave

>>25215791
That's a big cow

>>25218158
I can't. I am utterly unable to see lolis in a sexual way.

>>25218325
I live a capitalist dictatorship, we're too poor to start a business

>>25218502
Sounds like it's a prime time for some good old revolution

>>25218519
can't. the monsters like it the way it is here because they're in control of men and they can have husbands and settle down with them instantly compared to any other place outside of this demon realm. starting a revolution will get you arrested by the mamono police and mass rapings will be ordered by the lilem leader to suppress the forces.

>>25218456
Kidnap her and impress her into your harem.

>>25218589
>the monsters like it the way it
>harem's husband forced to work long hours away from home
Pick one

>>25218502
>>25218589
Kidnap tanukis and make them into your obedient housewives/accountants. Nothing will really change as they will simply get replaced by someone else, but at least you'll have your own rich bitch.

>>25216694
>sitting on the couch one day when you hear a knock on your door
>open the door to see a loli in a ridiculous outfit standing on a stool
>”Bow down puny mortal! I, your queen has finally arrived!”
>you tell her that you like her costume but Halloween is still a few months away but you have some candy anyway
>give some suckers to her while she’s pouting and trying to tell you that she is going to take over your world
>kids just say the darndest things

>>25218608
she's a retired sabbath elite. she can do batshit crazy magic to dominate me unfortunately

>>25218667
How would halloween work if they are already monsters

>>25218680
>sabbath
Put them in cages and make the brats know their place. Magic can't do shit against a grumpy parent.

>>25218652
harem is understanding and knows money is important which is a rare occurrence because men are forbidden to work in order to be with their wives unless permission is granted. plus, work is close to home and they get to see me during working hours.

Loli monsters deserve Capri Sun pouches

>>25217724
At least you don’t have to sit on them unlike Harpy eggs.

>>25218704
but my demon boss is not a loli anymore, she wouldn't fit...

>>25218731
didn't a page said you earned money from home by the mere fact the couple is making monster offsprings?

>>25218731
I don't think I could just stop working. I need something to do to make me feel productive. I'm also too autistic about work to do anything resembling "goofing off" during work hours, so flirting wouldn't work until the shift ends.

So you guys hate yuri and hate maledom, but what about lesbian monster girls being maledommed?

>>25218867
Spotted the Bunyip

>>25218060
You should get some government help if you have more than one wife and you’re the only one working. Go to the Department of Marriage Affairs for more information.

>>25218867
>hate maledom
only literal faggots do

>>25218867
But I love maledom, and lezdom can be hot as well.

>>25218701
Do you really think the sabbath would stop a tradition of strangers giving kids candy?

>>25218867
>Hating yuri and maledom.
Shit taste. Only really autistic people hate it. Domming monsters and seeing them yuri women into monsters is hot.

>>25218867
I don’t hate them. I just don’t talk about them here. There are other things I like that I don’t talk about here.

It just occured to me that you can't rickroll a monster because she's going to think that you're proposing to her

>>25218491
Not even if it's a thick lolimander in a tiny bikini, playing and dueling with you in the wilderness with no one else around? You'd start wanting to give her the horny kind of headpats soon enough.

>>25218867
I'm indifferent to yuri but I love maledom. My waifu is both submissive and masochistic. Only shit posters and maybe a few legitimate autistic people think these threads or MGE in general is femdom only.

>>25218867
But I like all of those things.

>>25219223
>Not even if it's a thick lolimander in a tiny bikini
I’d tell her to put on actual clothes and send her back home.

Would adult mg still try for Halloween even if they are too old for it?

>>25218491
Based as fuck.

>>25219269
>I’d tell her to put on actual clothes
She wouldn't understand what the problem is, being traditionally dressed.

>>25219383
>traditionally dressed
She’s not in full plate armor.

>>25219383
different stroked for different folks man. you gotta understand some people just don't like the things you do.

>>25219325
Of course. The problem with Halloween with MGs is you gotta make sure you’re giving your candy to an actual kid and not some 700 year old woman trying to score free candy.

>>25219207
>rickroll
Think of how many old memes would come back after the portals open and they discover the internet.

>>25219207
You can gnome her instead

>>25219471
whats the harm in giving old monsters free candy I wouldn't mind I know I'd buy like 5 big things of reeces

>>25219207
>new monstergirl streamer gets her first donation
>she takes it as a marriage proposal
>the next day she streams her wedding ceremony with said donator

>>25219471
there is nothing wrong in indulging a woman sweetooth

>>25219504
>anubis adds utterly deadpan "lmao" after some words because she thinks that is some kind of suffix

I want to help ancient unsealed monsters adjust to modern technology maybe I could teach a class on it to them

>>25218734
And a pervert with extra big pants for cocksleeve naps

>>25218867
Yuri is for unironic cuckolds, but only autists hate maledom.

>>25219650
does she say it like "luh m-ow"

>>25219586
>ocelomeh streamer embarrassed after forgetting to turn off her camera and caught being deredere with her husband in front of hundreds

>>25219325
Gonna chug a shota potion and scam some cakes out of their candy!

>>25219715
Maledom is for bbc-fags, actually.

>>25219662
Some monsters would adapt too quickly
>My ShogOS doesn't work
>Have you tried turning her on?

>>25219720
Ocelomeh is the cat that I need

>>25219662
How would you make sure your classmates don't try to undermine you they were ancient conquerors and you are just a mere teacher them being subservient to you might make them feel funny

>>25219715
Yuri is kosher as long as both of them are your gfs.

>>25219734
I understand you might find this hard to believe, but dominant men do not have to be black.

>>25219796
>haremfags
That's a fucking yikes, that's what it is.

>>25218867
Lesbian monstergirls sounds extremely heretic

>>25218667
I'd pick her up and hug her then put her down and close the door

>>25219786
I use my greater understanding of technology