/jp/ - Otaku Culture

How's her cooking?

I would eat your cooking, BOOF.

Considering you're female and all.

Can she make Oni onion rings?

why yes, i would.

>>2520423
you best be trolling.

>>2520405

If her cooking consists of her pouring booze from that gourd of hers into my mouth, then yes. I would.

>>2520435
"Female" "Boof"

What a coicindence about you my dear!

>>2520423
First Pygmalion, now BOOF.

Why are we trying to make all the tripfags female?

I vote we genderswap Athens next.

I would eat her cooking because I am poor and I have to accept whatever meals I can get.

Man, if BOOF was female I would totally stalk him. Even more than I already do, I mean.

>>2520423
besides, i cant cook.

i made rice once, then i put the pot away because i thought it was clean. found it 4 weeks later

I'd eat her

>>2520485
You'll make a terrible wife, BOOF.

It's okay, I can't cook either.

>>2520431
I'd take Suika's gourd in my mouth if you know what I mean.

This just sounds like an excuse to drink all my cooking sherry.
Nice try, Suika.

>>2520485
Heh, I had a similar problem, but it ended much worse.

I was going to make rice, but all I did was put rice and water in the rice cooker, I failed to turn it on. Forgot about it for at least a month.
I couldn't figure out where all the goddamn flies in my house were coming from, so I did a search of my kitchen.

The rice had become a writhing pit of fly larvae that smelled worse than a 3-day old corpse in Arizona.

I threw the rice cooker away.

Japanese oni marinating herself

>>2520485
Can your bird cook?

>>2520516

/jp/ - Rice Cooking /General

>>2520523

>>2520516
>>2520485
Goddammit, and I feel bad because I forget to add enough salt when cooking rice.
Which I think it's the biggest joke on me ever. I enjoy cooking, but I'm just so bad at it. Everything is a mediocre insipid mess.

I would eat Sanae's cooking. Don't know why, she looks to me like a practical kind of girl. Nothing extravagant, yet tasteful. Homecooking at its best.

>>2520545
the only thing anyone on /jp/ can cook is eggs

>>2520552
I can make pasta, too.

Cooked rice once.
Added rice.
Added water.
Apparently enough rice.
Apparently not enough water.
Fire alarm went.
Took off the lid. Fire came out. I still got the scars.
Ate it anyway. Rice never tasted so good.

Learned to cook rice properly since. But there's always something special about first time.

This is a terrible thread.

>>2520554
Wanna go out with me?

>>2520559
W-will you be nice to me?

I can make brownies!

I can cook vary of things

>>2520572

>>2520555
That sounds really scary, and I'm sorry about the scars.
At least you get it now?
I'll probably always be terrible, haha.

>>2520571
Always. As long as we can have SEX.

Goddamn. Is there more pictures of suika like that? Everytime when I see one of these, I'd imagine her saying "Yeah! I'm ready to cook/sleep/blow.

>>2520582
>>2520582
>>2520571
d'awwwww

Rice is easy to make. You put the package in the microwave and set it to four minutes.

It turns out perfect every time.

>>2520581
thats so like pygma, always caring for others.

;_;

>>2520582
Oh we'll have SEX alright, you can't even begin to imagine how good it will be.

>>2520581
Hey, Pygma-chan, I like you even if you can't cook.

>>2520552
I refuse to believe that you people can be so helpless. Anyone can cook hundreds of simple meals provided they have decent recipes to go by. It's not exactly difficult to make passable food if you have precise directions in front of you. I mean you would have to actually try to fuck it up.

Then again, this is /jp/.

>>2520591
Good ol' Uncle Ben.

>>2520581
I can't cook either. Every time I tried to do something, my mom would lash out at me for being useless and not being able to get simple dishes right.

>>2520597
well, there is ONE other thing

>>2520600
Hands off anon!

>>2520602
Aw. ;_;
You're not useless.

I'm the chef of the house, I can cook almost anything.

And if I can't do it, give me a recipe and then I can!

>>2520600
I don't

>>2520631

>>2520631
make and send me a ostrich steak and i will put 50$ in your paypal.

shits good

>>2520581

Don't worry about it. After much trial and error, everyone can learn to cook.

Moved on to sushi since the intermezzo with the rice back in 2003. After the family got their hands on some increasingly rare eel just this Spring, went and cooked up a batch of maki with smoked eel and lumpsucker roe. Served at a family dinner with some plain California rolls and sake (US Gekkeikan, but still).
I've never been happier in a kitchen.

>>2520651
Haha, thanks. I'll keep trying! Maybe I'll get better.

And nng, eel is great. That sounds awesome.

>>2520631
cooking is ridiculously easy

>>2520662
Pygma-chan, you're so moe!

>>2520669

macro and over-microwaved popcorn so random xD

what's wrong with modern women? I can cook better than any girl I've ever met. aren't they supposed to be good at this shit?

I like to cook and I'm ok to be honest, I mean really - Asides from what you've learnt as you grow up (luckily my dad always involved me) its just a matter of common sense or if you're doing something from a recipe book, sticking to the instructions.

I've met people who can't even cook pasta with a simple, ready made pesto sauce before. I'm not even joking.

Best thing about learning to cook as well is that your standards rise, its like /jp/'s elitism as far as anything weeaboo related goes. Your pallette grows so that you begin to distinguish between varying degrees of freshness in vegetables, stuff like that.

>>2520662

Pygmachaaaan please marry me will y

Fuck, I can't do this, it's just too gay.

>>2520739
Good man.

A thread about food and no Meru?

>>2520555
There's always something special about the first time.
I still remember my first steak, 'twas on a birthday, my cousin's. In my case, what made it special probably was the feeling of accomplishment and being useful to others.
In your case, I believe it might have been the achievement from overcoming an invisible 'wall' and the smell of your own, burnt, flesh. Probably.

>>2520743
Don't jinx it, please.

>>2520742
You should marry me instead just to annoy everyone.

>>2520620
Aw. ;_;
I never really tried much. My mom is a really good cook and my grandma was god tier (really bad rheumatoid arthritis, she doesn't cook much anymore), so I never really had to cook myself. When I did, I would be outstandingly inferior and never do it again, so I suppose that's why I never got better.

>>2520853
>You should marry me instead just to annoy everyone.
So, who gets the dress, and who gets the tux?

>>2520871
Well, you're using the name of a Greek sculptor and I have GIRL in my name.

Can I be the bridesmaid?

>>2520945
Oh, right... well, that decides that.
>>2520995
But I wanted you to be the flower girl.

>>2521011
I can be the flower girl too, only if you allow me to use the name Britney though.

ZUN!bar could be the priest. I don't know why, it seemed appropriate.

Man, if I'd known it would be this easy, I would have just called myself a girl to win Pygma-chan's heart.

>>2521060
But she doesn't swing that way, so it would be purely platonic. Could you handle that, Anonymous?

>>2521090
Better than nothing, right?

I like cooking, because of my grandma and her awesome cooking, and I'm trying to follow her steps, asking her advice and such.

I can make a good chicken salad, and the rice turns out well. I can make good minced meat as well, same goes to hamburgers.

I'M Pygma-chans stalker. No one else. Darn it, if anyone is going to pretend to be a girl for her, it's going to be ME!!!

>>2521294
But you're all anonymous.

>>2521303
Just because he doesn't have a name doesn't mean it isn't the same guy every time.

>>2521310
Someone told me that there are at least 3 people joking around like this now, so I don't know.

>>2521294
Stop stalking my fiancee.

>>2521315
There had better not be. I worked hard to get you to notice me as your stalker. I won't have people riding my coattails.

this thread is bad and you should all feel bad

>>2521339
Blame >>2521267 for bumping it, we were having a private conversation with sage, 2ch style.

>>2521327
You're funny.

>>2521358
And you're cute. We should go out!

>>2521358
>>2521379
Get together and fuck