would you eat her cooking?

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BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Thu, Apr 30, 2009 22:48:27 No.2520405 [Reply] [Original]

would you eat her cooking?

>>	Giant Wolf of Darkness !wolfnfNw7k Thu, Apr 30, 2009 22:50:27 No.2520419 How's her cooking?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 22:51:27 No.2520423 I would eat your cooking, BOOF. Considering you're female and all.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 22:51:27 No.2520424 File: 143 KB, 400x400, 1233341118346.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can she make Oni onion rings?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 22:51:43 No.2520428 File: 113 KB, 500x375, darfur_child_starving.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why yes, i would.

>>	BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Thu, Apr 30, 2009 22:52:27 No.2520435 >>2520423 you best be trolling.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 22:52:27 No.2520431 >>2520405 If her cooking consists of her pouring booze from that gourd of hers into my mouth, then yes. I would.

>>	Anonymous2007 !7AnImelIIg Thu, Apr 30, 2009 22:54:27 No.2520449 >>2520435 "Female" "Boof" What a coicindence about you my dear!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 22:56:27 No.2520462 >>2520423 First Pygmalion, now BOOF. Why are we trying to make all the tripfags female? I vote we genderswap Athens next.

>>	Akiha is Best !YeySzD7d/c Thu, Apr 30, 2009 22:56:27 No.2520463 I would eat her cooking because I am poor and I have to accept whatever meals I can get.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 22:58:27 No.2520472 Man, if BOOF was female I would totally stalk him. Even more than I already do, I mean.

>>	BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:00:27 No.2520485 File: 551 KB, 2000x1500, 4 week old rice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2520423 besides, i cant cook. i made rice once, then i put the pot away because i thought it was clean. found it 4 weeks later

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:02:27 No.2520492 File: 70 KB, 450x450, SUIKAlicious.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd eat her

>>	Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:03:27 No.2520496 >>2520485 You'll make a terrible wife, BOOF. It's okay, I can't cook either.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:03:27 No.2520498 >>2520431 I'd take Suika's gourd in my mouth if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:05:27 No.2520511 This just sounds like an excuse to drink all my cooking sherry. Nice try, Suika.

「ロリあき」 Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:07:27 No.2520516

>>2520485
Heh, I had a similar problem, but it ended much worse.

I was going to make rice, but all I did was put rice and water in the rice cooker, I failed to turn it on. Forgot about it for at least a month.
I couldn't figure out where all the goddamn flies in my house were coming from, so I did a search of my kitchen.

The rice had become a writhing pit of fly larvae that smelled worse than a 3-day old corpse in Arizona.

I threw the rice cooker away.

>>	BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:08:27 No.2520521 File: 74 KB, 800x600, 13b7d933075e8c4ce084ee57ad372679.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese oni marinating herself

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:08:27 No.2520523 >>2520485 Can your bird cook?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:09:27 No.2520527 >>2520516 /jp/ - Rice Cooking /General

>>	BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:10:27 No.2520533 File: 1.03 MB, 2592x1944, Picture 030.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2520523

Anonymous of Colombia !pkzejWGkfw Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:13:27 No.2520545

>>2520516
>>2520485
Goddammit, and I feel bad because I forget to add enough salt when cooking rice.
Which I think it's the biggest joke on me ever. I enjoy cooking, but I'm just so bad at it. Everything is a mediocre insipid mess.

I would eat Sanae's cooking. Don't know why, she looks to me like a practical kind of girl. Nothing extravagant, yet tasteful. Homecooking at its best.

>>	BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:16:27 No.2520552 >>2520545 the only thing anyone on /jp/ can cook is eggs

>>	MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:17:27 No.2520554 >>2520552 I can make pasta, too.

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:17:27 No.2520555
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Cooked rice once.
Added rice.
Added water.
Apparently enough rice.
Apparently not enough water.
Fire alarm went.
Took off the lid. Fire came out. I still got the scars.
Ate it anyway. Rice never tasted so good.

Learned to cook rice properly since. But there's always something special about first time.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:18:27 No.2520562 This is a terrible thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:18:27 No.2520559 >>2520554 Wanna go out with me?

>>	MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:20:27 No.2520571 >>2520559 W-will you be nice to me?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:20:27 No.2520572 I can make brownies!

>>	Anonymous2007 !7AnImelIIg Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:21:27 No.2520577 I can cook vary of things

>>	BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:21:27 No.2520578 File: 14 KB, 400x378, blog_highfive.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2520572

>>	Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:22:27 No.2520581 >>2520555 That sounds really scary, and I'm sorry about the scars. At least you get it now? I'll probably always be terrible, haha.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:23:27 No.2520582 >>2520571 Always. As long as we can have SEX.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:23:27 No.2520585 Goddamn. Is there more pictures of suika like that? Everytime when I see one of these, I'd imagine her saying "Yeah! I'm ready to cook/sleep/blow.

>>	Anonymous2007 !7AnImelIIg Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:23:27 No.2520588 >>2520582 >>2520582 >>2520571 d'awwwww

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:24:27 No.2520591 Rice is easy to make. You put the package in the microwave and set it to four minutes. It turns out perfect every time.

>>	BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:24:27 No.2520592 >>2520581 thats so like pygma, always caring for others. ;_;

>>	MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:25:27 No.2520598 >>2520582 Oh we'll have SEX alright, you can't even begin to imagine how good it will be.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:25:27 No.2520600 >>2520581 Hey, Pygma-chan, I like you even if you can't cook.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:25:27 No.2520597

>>2520552
I refuse to believe that you people can be so helpless. Anyone can cook hundreds of simple meals provided they have decent recipes to go by. It's not exactly difficult to make passable food if you have precise directions in front of you. I mean you would have to actually try to fuck it up.

Then again, this is /jp/.

>>	Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:26:27 No.2520601 File: 18 KB, 200x202, UncleBensportrait.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2520591 Good ol' Uncle Ben.

>>	Anonymous (Girl) !fuXGIRL7u6 Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:26:27 No.2520602 >>2520581 I can't cook either. Every time I tried to do something, my mom would lash out at me for being useless and not being able to get simple dishes right.

>>	BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:26:27 No.2520604 File: 47 KB, 500x500, 518ADtBZG-L._SS500_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2520597 well, there is ONE other thing

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:26:27 No.2520605 >>2520600 Hands off anon!

>>	Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:29:27 No.2520620 >>2520602 Aw. ;_; You're not useless.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:32:27 No.2520631 I'm the chef of the house, I can cook almost anything. And if I can't do it, give me a recipe and then I can!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:32:27 No.2520635 >>2520600 I don't

>>	MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:33:27 No.2520639 File: 52 KB, 249x238, 1241071797848.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2520631

>>	BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:34:27 No.2520642 >>2520631 make and send me a ostrich steak and i will put 50$ in your paypal. shits good

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:36:27 No.2520651
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>>2520581

Don't worry about it. After much trial and error, everyone can learn to cook.

Moved on to sushi since the intermezzo with the rice back in 2003. After the family got their hands on some increasingly rare eel just this Spring, went and cooked up a batch of maki with smoked eel and lumpsucker roe. Served at a family dinner with some plain California rolls and sake (US Gekkeikan, but still).
I've never been happier in a kitchen.

>>	Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:40:27 No.2520662 >>2520651 Haha, thanks. I'll keep trying! Maybe I'll get better. And nng, eel is great. That sounds awesome.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:41:27 No.2520669 File: 76 KB, 800x600, 6496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2520631 cooking is ridiculously easy

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:45:27 No.2520679 >>2520662 Pygma-chan, you're so moe!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:48:27 No.2520692 >>2520669 macro and over-microwaved popcorn so random xD

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:51:27 No.2520710 what's wrong with modern women? I can cook better than any girl I've ever met. aren't they supposed to be good at this shit?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:55:27 No.2520731

I like to cook and I'm ok to be honest, I mean really - Asides from what you've learnt as you grow up (luckily my dad always involved me) its just a matter of common sense or if you're doing something from a recipe book, sticking to the instructions.

I've met people who can't even cook pasta with a simple, ready made pesto sauce before. I'm not even joking.

Best thing about learning to cook as well is that your standards rise, its like /jp/'s elitism as far as anything weeaboo related goes. Your pallette grows so that you begin to distinguish between varying degrees of freshness in vegetables, stuff like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:56:27 No.2520739 >>2520662 Pygmachaaaan please marry me will y Fuck, I can't do this, it's just too gay.

>>	Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:57:27 No.2520742 >>2520739 Good man.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 30, 2009 23:57:27 No.2520743 A thread about food and no Meru?

Rome !!EPVwTIz4j/f Fri, May 1, 2009 00:03:27 No.2520780

>>2520555
There's always something special about the first time.
I still remember my first steak, 'twas on a birthday, my cousin's. In my case, what made it special probably was the feeling of accomplishment and being useful to others.
In your case, I believe it might have been the achievement from overcoming an invisible 'wall' and the smell of your own, burnt, flesh. Probably.

Anonymous (Girl) !fuXGIRL7u6 Fri, May 1, 2009 00:16:27 No.2520853

>>2520743
Don't jinx it, please.

>>2520742
You should marry me instead just to annoy everyone.

>>2520620
Aw. ;_;
I never really tried much. My mom is a really good cook and my grandma was god tier (really bad rheumatoid arthritis, she doesn't cook much anymore), so I never really had to cook myself. When I did, I would be outstandingly inferior and never do it again, so I suppose that's why I never got better.

>>	Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q Fri, May 1, 2009 00:19:27 No.2520871 >>2520853 >You should marry me instead just to annoy everyone. So, who gets the dress, and who gets the tux?

>>	Anonymous (Girl) !fuXGIRL7u6 Fri, May 1, 2009 00:35:27 No.2520945 >>2520871 Well, you're using the name of a Greek sculptor and I have GIRL in my name.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 1, 2009 00:40:33 No.2520871,1 Pygma-chan's fan club is getting out of hand.

>>	Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q Fri, May 1, 2009 00:45:17 No.2520945,1 >>2520871,1 Fan club? I doubt that. Either way, there's plenty of people that hate me, so it balances out.

>>	MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio Fri, May 1, 2009 00:47:27 No.2520995 Can I be the bridesmaid?

>>	Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q Fri, May 1, 2009 00:49:27 No.2521011 >>2520945 Oh, right... well, that decides that. >>2520995 But I wanted you to be the flower girl.

>>	MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio Fri, May 1, 2009 00:52:27 No.2521019 File: 182 KB, 1280x2277, 345544114247b4bfea3b6e3523a0da9e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2521011 I can be the flower girl too, only if you allow me to use the name Britney though.

>>	Anonymous (Girl) !fuXGIRL7u6 Fri, May 1, 2009 00:53:27 No.2521024 ZUN!bar could be the priest. I don't know why, it seemed appropriate.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 1, 2009 01:00:27 No.2521060 Man, if I'd known it would be this easy, I would have just called myself a girl to win Pygma-chan's heart.

>>	Anonymous (Girl) !fuXGIRL7u6 Fri, May 1, 2009 01:08:27 No.2521090 >>2521060 But she doesn't swing that way, so it would be purely platonic. Could you handle that, Anonymous?

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 1, 2009 01:19:09 No.2521060,1 I'd eat her if you know what I mean. also, >>2520945,1 you wouldn't by any chance be remilia posting with another trip, would you?

>>	Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q Fri, May 1, 2009 01:22:37 No.2521090,1 >>2521060,1 No. She had bad taste in art.

>>	Remilia Scarlet !cDHwwwva1A Fri, May 1, 2009 01:23:39 No.2521090,2 >>2521060,1 No, that would be me.

>>	Anonymous (Girl) (Fake) !OGuxaX9Rj. Fri, May 1, 2009 01:24:27 No.2521141 >>2521090 Better than nothing, right?

>>	Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q Fri, May 1, 2009 01:24:42 No.2521090,3 >>2521090,2 Lies.

>>	MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio Fri, May 1, 2009 01:27:05 No.2521090,4 >>2521090,2 Oh snap!

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 1, 2009 01:27:17 No.2521090,5 >>2521090,3 No, Pygma-chan, you are the liars. And then Pygmalion agreed to go out with stalker-kun.

>>	Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q Fri, May 1, 2009 01:28:22 No.2521090,6 >>2521090,5 Now hold on a minute!

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 1, 2009 01:29:57 No.2521090,7 >>2521090,6 Is this a rejection? [spoiler];_;

>>	Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q Fri, May 1, 2009 01:32:13 No.2521090,8 >>2521090,7 I can't reject someone who's only joking around with me.

>>	Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭ !TapsqdZp4A Fri, May 1, 2009 01:37:55 No.2521141,1 >>2521090,8 Fair enough. I'm not the real stalker-kun, although it is rather entertaining to e-stalk a person.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 1, 2009 01:45:42 No.2521141,2 >I can't reject someone who's only joking around with me. Aw. I think Anonymous would gladly go out with you, though.

>>	ELM Fri, May 1, 2009 01:48:27 No.2521267 I like cooking, because of my grandma and her awesome cooking, and I'm trying to follow her steps, asking her advice and such. I can make a good chicken salad, and the rice turns out well. I can make good minced meat as well, same goes to hamburgers.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 1, 2009 01:53:27 No.2521294 I'M Pygma-chans stalker. No one else. Darn it, if anyone is going to pretend to be a girl for her, it's going to be ME!!!

>>	Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q Fri, May 1, 2009 01:55:27 No.2521303 >>2521294 But you're all anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 1, 2009 01:57:27 No.2521310 >>2521303 Just because he doesn't have a name doesn't mean it isn't the same guy every time.

>>	Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q Fri, May 1, 2009 01:58:27 No.2521315 >>2521310 Someone told me that there are at least 3 people joking around like this now, so I don't know.

>>	Anonymous (Girl) !fuXGIRL7u6 Fri, May 1, 2009 01:58:27 No.2521316 >>2521294 Stop stalking my fiancee.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 1, 2009 02:01:27 No.2521327 >>2521315 There had better not be. I worked hard to get you to notice me as your stalker. I won't have people riding my coattails.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 1, 2009 02:03:27 No.2521339 this thread is bad and you should all feel bad

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 1, 2009 02:06:27 No.2521355 >>2521339 Blame >>2521267 for bumping it, we were having a private conversation with sage, 2ch style.

>>	Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q Fri, May 1, 2009 02:07:27 No.2521358 >>2521327 You're funny.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 1, 2009 02:12:27 No.2521379 >>2521358 And you're cute. We should go out!

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 1, 2009 02:40:27 No.2521522 >>2521358 >>2521379 Get together and fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 2, 2009 00:15:27 No.2521522,1 >>2521090,2 Remilia's trip didn't have that many ws. Did you change it or are you trying to pass as her.

>>	Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭ !TapsqdZp4A Sat, May 2, 2009 02:03:45 No.2521522,2 >>2521522,1 You need to get that memory checked, Grandpa.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 2, 2009 03:13:07 No.2521522,3 >>2521522,2 Aww, that's low.

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