/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>24835477
Fuck that! Let's talk about what Marisa is doing between Reimu's legs.

>>24835559
She's looking for the Reimu's sacred shrine treasure.

>>24835559
who wouldnt want to be there idoit

>>24835477
poor Marisa, imagine the smell. yuck!

I bet Reimu hasn't showered in weeks! I bet even her armpits smell from down there! How gross! Stinky smelly Reimu!

...baka Marisa

>>24835477
Marisa is so lucky to feel Reimu’s thighs. I only get to feel them when nobody else is around.

>>24835477
>she would be faithful due to being a shrine maiden
Reimu is an awful shrine maiden who doesn't even know her god's name.

>>24835477
>both 2hus gets fat
its a win-win situation

>>24835477
>what races are they?
Marisa is East Baltid, Reimu is Tungid

>>24835477
>she would be faithful due to being a shrine maiden

>>24835477
Reimu.

I value fidelity and loyalty above all else. I would do my best to provide an adequate supply of food for the both of us. I do not believe Reimu would eat it all, she is just portrayed as being hungry because she is poor and has a hard time getting enough to eat. I would make sure she was well fed, and then, after we were married, I would give her a few children, and we would raise a happy family together. Reimu would be grateful for the support, my stable presence and loyalty, and for the family we created together. I would be happy to be lucky enough to have wed a beautiful and amazing woman like Reimu, and would remain totally loyal to her through the rest of our lives. being able to mix my genes with Reimu's superior genes would be a huge bonus and make me feel successful and fulfilled.

We would spend many many happy years together.

>>24835477
>shrine maiden
>faithful
They are religiously sanctioned prostitutes, anon.

>>24844752
Ugh, now Sanae's here. I thought I smelled semen.

>>24845069
exactly this, couldn't have said it better

>>24835477
The only thing Marisa has ever stolen from me is my heart.

>>24835559
>>24835579
She's not doing anything! She's being attacked by Reimu!

>>24846630
How do you know what semen smells like?

>>24849432
Because you leave your fucking tissues everywhere. It’s foul you famn animal. Clean up after yourself.

>>24850063
False, I cum out my window into my backyard garden. Keeps the flowers healthy

>>24835477
Marisa of course!
I would love to follow this mischievous gal 'round town pulling pranks on people and having a fun little time, she sure knows how to have a good time!
I figure Marisa is usually on high spirits and likes to spend time outside, maybe having picnics and reading magic books outside!

Reimu has quite the amount of fat in her thighs.

>>24835477
>what races are they?
Reimu is unquestionably Japanese.

I'd think Marisa is also Japanese but just dyes her hair blonde. I'm not against European Marisa though, if anyone's got a convincing argument I'd be down to hear it.

>>24851780
I've never given it too much thought, but if we were to assume the opposite (that Marisa is Japanese) then the reason for her appearance, clothing, and style of magic would be that she is a huge Westaboo. However, we know that she dislikes western food such as bread, so this cannot be the case.

>>24851780
Isn't Marisa often called "Western Eastern Magician" by ZUN?

>>24852150
>>24852176
Both good points.
>the reason for her appearance, clothing, and style of magic would be that she is a huge Westaboo
Disliking western food doesn't preclude disliking western culture as a whole though. She could be head-over-heels for western folklore and historical fashion, hence the witch getup and inspiration for her personality.
>"Western Eastern Magician"
Then would Marisa be adopted? Her father is canonically featured in Touhou, but her mother never is..

Marisafags are always going to win this debate. Marisa would be far more entertaining to be with. And far more fun to bully

Why can't we just have a sweet comfy threesome and treat each other lovingly while also being very lewd?

>>24852391
Wrong. Why would you need a wife to be entertaining? I'd prefer her to be loyal, trusting and to actually love me.

>>24852257
She could just as plausibly be a half-breed then. Foreign characters in anime/manga are hardly ever fully foreign after all. Personally I'm still in the "natural redhead who dyes it" territory

>>24862222
>I'm still in the "natural redhead who dyes it" territory
I've never heard that one before. Nice quads btw

>>24835477
there's a reason why marisa is on the game icons:
it's her game! marisa always wins!

>immediately became a marisa thread
based

>>24872656
it should've been a thread about marisa and reimu exploring their body in a magical way
unased

>>24835477
I want to be Reimu with Marisa as my gf

>>24868237
Reimu is in all the title screens so who wins here

>>24872656
Who are you quoting?
Based on what?
Stop confusing me.

>>24872656
Who are you quoting

>>24835559
God I wish that was me

CRONCH

>>24883767
they're eating her... and then they're going to eat me!

>>24883929
oh my goooooooooooood

>>24835477
Shrine maidens can't have romantic relationships so Marisa is the only choice

>>24868062
Marisa's hair is red when she appears in Story of Eastern Wonderland.

>>24872656
>green eyes

>>24835477
>Marisa would get fat by traveling on broom all day.
Marisa works out by lifting other people's property back to her house. Reimu does nothing but sit on her fat ass and read books/contemplate murdering the Moriyas, Buddhists, Taoists, and youkai everyday.

Armpit sex
Armpit sex

>>24920806
M-more

>>24835477
>what races are they?
Reimu is a White girl while Marisa is a NIGGER.

>>24912030
Artist?

>>24954646
Sarin Miasma or something like that, but I cant find her on Twitter or Pixiv anymore.

>>24920806
They better be boys.
Me on the left by the way.

>>24954854
Ok.
I thought the style looked familiar but I guess not bow that I look at it a little closer.

>>24883767
Bad Marisa! Bad!

>>25003845
Marisa is a good girl.

>>24835477
Marisa would be a good friend

>>25005203
wow
marisa has... boobie?

>>24835477
>what races are they?

I mean, Marisa is obviously a hobbit.

Also best 2hu.

>>24852536
Sounds boring.

Why not just have a sweet comfy monogamous relationship with Marisa and treat each other lovingly while also being very lewd?

>>24835477
Neither Reimu or Marisa are wife material. Marisa is a immoral thief who won't be bothered in settling down until she's made sure she lives forever. While Reimu is a asexual sloth, too stupid to realize her job is basically the fantasy equivalent of running the Gestapo.

Time for this thread to die. It had potential but Marisafags are just cringe and unbearable

>>25046581
I don’t see them as Marisafags, just obnoxious people.

>>25103145
I feel the same way about most of the Touhou fanbase.

>>24835477
Bro shine maidens are well renowned in Japan as being money hungry cock slaves.

>>25116893
Source?

>>25119677
It's one of the few part time jobs JK are aloud to take, and is often taken by Gyal-ish types who need money for karaoke etc.

>>25119763
Why karaoke

marisa petan
no boing boing

>>24835477
I like this image. I like these thighs

>>25030585
Because people don’t know what it means to be happy anymore.
They think more and singular moment pleasures are the way to live, and they dig an even deeper void within themselves in the process.

>>25132126
That karaoke ain't gonna pay for itself

>>24835477
Reimu!

>>25163332
I thought I saw a bunch of Reimus, but it’s just a Sakura Tree.

>>24850063
I like this concept of all of /jp/ living in the same house.

>>24835477
i recognize that harmony korrine pedo flick scene

>>25202346
its the /jp/ mansion. its an old idea.

>>25202346
Just remember to not knock the fujo's room at 3 a.m. since she (biological female) is shlicking furiously, with the force of a thousand suns, to the archived boihu and brohu threads.

I personally hate that bitch since she won't let me borrow her rare physical copies of d@i's unpublished doujins for a small fee of 100,000円 per day, out of fear that I will leave my semen in her doujin collection (which I will probably do desu).

>>24835477
Japanese.