/jp/ - Otaku Culture

behave reinya

In b4 the thread drifts to page 9 and then gets bumped back to the front page.
Rinse and repeat until pruning occurs.

>>2494528
reported for offtopic

>>2494547
The truth is off topic? It doesn't mean it's bad, but it is true.

superior

>>2494622
no, the pic was though

>>2494676
She's alright. She's multiplied in awesome when she is with superior Mai.

How come ももだけ never posts.

What happened to the last thread?!?!

reinya killed it

>>2495782
I killed it.

I killed it.

>>2495861
>>2496011
I don't actually care I just wanted you to admit you are sickos.

>>2496032
Everyone already knows we are sickos.

>>2496118
>we
>me

>>2496135
No. We.

Goodnight, /jp/. Have nice Mai dreams.

get well soon Kanna!

WILL OKAI GET PIGFLU?

;___________________;

>>2500099
it should be a picture of you in a jail cell

>>2496011
you will catch pigflu from your fat blubberous stinky sticky sweaty pigsako bitch

>>2500182
She's not fat, she's cute.

>>It was announced last night that AKB48 is releasing a new single, "Namida Surprise", on 6/24/09, which also comes with the right to vote for which girls will be in the next single released on 8/26/09.
Did AKB producers have their first good idea ever? H!P should do this with a Kids shuffle group someday.

>>2500315
>AKB
fuck you
also
>H!P should do this with a Kids shuffle group someday.
it's called Buono!

>>2500315

First? Make it umpteenth and you'll be closer to a more realistic figure.
And you guys are still wondering why AKB48 is enjoying a bigger time than anything closely related to H!P has ever achieved in four years? You guys sure are a riot, sometimes.

>H!P should do this with a Kids shuffle group someday.
Sure, but in order to go about this they would first need a much larger and far more talented pool of singers than the meagre selection the Kids subgroups have to offer. Alternatively, pouring cold water on Tsugunaga Momoko whenever she sense the urge of sucking Tsunku's cock would work too.

>>2499740
Only if Maimi, after kissing Maiha, transmits it to her

>>2500370

>>AKB
>fuck you

That's - like - you opinion, bro.

>>2500396
why would anyone kiss maimi anyways...

>>2500379
who's that ?
she looks like boa, but I'm not too much into that girl to be sure.

>>2500430

Tomomi Itano of, well... you should know what group she belongs to by now.

>>2500415
Actually Okai said in the extras that she "just decided to go for it".

>>And you guys are still wondering why AKB48 is enjoying a bigger time than anything closely related to H!P has ever achieved in four years? You guys sure are a riot, sometimes.
LOL Show me one time any of us have ever doubted that AKB is a more popular group and in a much better situation than C-ute or Berryz? No one will deny it, because it's true. Morning Musume is debatable, because they still have better average sales than AKB, even though AKB is growing while Morning Musume declining. But no one will sit here and try to compete C-ute/Berryz with AKB. No one. So get your facts right and go back to the MM thread where you have an actual argument to go back and forth about.

>>2500415
You wouldn't?

>>2500458
good god no

like I <3 U http://xr.com/4g8

>>2500448

>LOL Show me one time any of us have ever doubted that AKB is a more popular group and in a much better situation than C-ute or Berryz?
I would, but I can't by any means be arsed to skim through the almighty archive to find an instance in which Berryz was brought up as an argument to disprove AKB's sheer popularity, at the moment. Suffice it to say it had something to do with attendant turnover at the concerts, which is as flimsy a refutation as it can possibly get.

>because they still have better average sales than AKB
With Love Machine skewing the mean, sure.

>>2500487
>>Suffice it to say it had something to do with attendant turnover at the concerts, which is as flimsy a refutation as it can possibly get.
That's true. Which is why whoever said that is insane. AKB is clearly more popular and growing more rapidly than Berryz and C-ute and there is no argument on our side to state otherwise, admittedly. It's a good thing, then, that everyone can create their own opinions on what they do and don't like and those decisions don't necessarily have to be based on popularity and sales numbers. Sure is awesome how that works out.

>>With Love Machine skewing the mean, sure.
Yep. But this doesn't belong here because Hello!Kids aren't responsible for releasing that single.

purifying thread

>>2500563
I'll help with that.

>>2500523

>It's a good thing, then, that everyone can create their own opinions on what they do and don't like and those decisions don't necessarily have to be based on popularity and sales numbers.

I do agree wholeheartedly with the aforementioned assertion. To wit, numbers do surely speak louder than sweeping generalizations based on the listening of a single song and followed by the uncorroborated and disdainful assumption that the themes addressed wherein are in one piece with those treated in the remainders of the discography, since they are but an indication of shallow expertise and poor judgement.
Now that your attempt at being a smart alek has proven abortive, shall we go back to our usual routine?

>>2500536
>>2500563
>>2500569
>>2500570
>>2500588
KameiWota came back.

I see your Chisato and raise a Momo

busy night~~

>>2500595
>>shall we go back to our usual routine?
Actually, I don't think I ever really argue with you very much. So you can do whatever you want, I guess, I actually would almost rather have your insult ridden, lengthy, messages about a topic that is completely unrelated than Mika's empty picture posts.

Shut up, vpenis kun.

I don't understand why you guys even come back to this thread.

>>2501787
It's all because of Reinyao, a.k.a. vpenis fag.

>>2501787
See >>2501809

Goodnight, /jp/.

>>2502308
Good night, hugs and kisses!

>>2500686
>>2501762
lol

>>2501762
Oh God, it's Chisato. Have I already told you she's my new favorite little brown girl?

And have I told you I'm currently fapping my dick raw to this pic?

>>2503388
she has clothes on. i can't fap to this ;_;

>>2503914

I know full well, but in a way it's the mild provocativeness of the clothes themselves that add this je-ne-sais-quoi to these photos and in turn make her irresistible to my eyes.

On other news, I had also been wondering if this Chisato girl is an actual brown girl or just a faux-brown (in other words, she's just tanned). I've combed that site that Reinya suggested me but I couldn't find even a single photo of her in a bikini, which would have been of make-or-break importance to me.
Don't every idol have some of them? I assumed it was sort of like a coming of age for them.

>>2503961
ah, you're one of those. i understand your point of view completely. i find myself being aroused by feet shots of these girls.

sage for pedophile ring

>>2504043
these girls aren't prepubescent. get your facts right!

>>2503980

No, no. You couldn't have gotten my post any wronger. I'm not a foot fetishist in the slightest; if anything I'm just a sucker for little brown girls, like Chisato seemingly is.

I say "seemingly" because somehow I started to harbor some misgivings about her status as one as I have my own doubts that Japanese girls can get be that brown on their own. Plus if I find out she's just tanned, well, there goes all the charm about her.
A photo of her in a bikini would've helped getting to the bottom of this, as well as proven effective as a... uh... masturbatory aid, if you know what I'm implying.

>>2503961
>>[...]but I couldn't find even a single photo of her in a bikini,
Yeah, she doesn't have a photobook, yet. It's commonly conceived that she is one of the members who will probably never get one, unfortunately. She's not that popular and doesn't really have the body type.

>>I assumed it was sort of like a coming of age for them.
In a way, but it's more about popularity.

Did you happen to miss >>2500396? Or maybe you already fapped to that.

>>2504092
If nono got one, and is getting one more soon, I'm sure she can get one eventually

>>2504086
you could look for pictures of her when she first joined h!p

she seems as brown as the others in this shot.

sage for pedophile denial thread

>>2504150
Pedophilia should not be confused with: Hebephilia (preference for pubescent youths), Ephebophilia (preference for mid-to-late adolescents) or Pederasty (a descriptive term for a male homosexual relationship between an adult and non-familial pre-adolescent or adolescent boy).

source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paedophile

>>2504149

She indeed looks so, but as I riffled through the (utterly unarousing) official shots earlier today I remarked a disturbing pattern: they apparently have this tendency of touching up each of them with a good dose of airbrushing, just enough to make everything look unnatural. Horrible, truly horrible.
That's why I've grown to abhor them.

>>2504206
Eh, they still let her look dark sometimes. There are always still the unofficial ones, too.

>>2504266
Fascinating.

>>2504266

Yeah, I guess I can always fall back on them for all my needs.
Nevertheless, this leaves the question as to whether she's actually brown or just tanned still unanswered, but I think I might as well live a lie and take for granted she's one regardless.

>>2504395
It's not artificial. In an interview she said she doesn't like how she's so tan. That just made the cuteness of her being a little brown girl even more so.

She looks darker than ever in this picture, it always makes me lol. 2 darkest girls of H!P together.

>>2504786
care to point to the interview my good man

too much okai

>>2505484
goddamn another bond?

>>2505488
do your homework son

I don't think you understood what that was about

>>2505612
pretty sure i told you to go do your school work punk

I've seen better... even around these threads

>>2505612
I have to admit, I have no idea what the fuck you were talking about, either. Care to explain?

>>2505484
There's no way I'm going to remember where it's from, let alone find it..

>>2505485
There is not such thing as to much Okai

> 岡井おかいオカイOKAI
goddamn okai

So what do you think Shochuu Omimai Moshiagemasu will be like, this the song they are covering live
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpkC3ZOMSKk

Also, SweetS cover, also live
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U83bVb2Jr_w

>>2506844
>>So what do you think Shochuu Omimai Moshiagemasu will be like,
Good.

Goodnight, /jp/.

*3　**8,637　中川翔子
*4　Buono!
god fucking dammit

tee hee hee hee.

>>2510719
hnngh

>>2510553

tee hee hee hee.

>>2510719
Not sure if I would lick it.

>>2509902
damn.

>>2511132
http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/2048/20090429190217265.jpg
i dunno wut

For Okai to criticize and help
(Performance - At the beginning of each upkeep, tap any number of untapped singers you control. For each singer tapped this way, put a copy of this into play. At the end of the turn, remove those copies from the game.)

WHITE

Hagiwara Mai
W
R
Legendary Creature - Human Singer
When Mai is destroyed by damage, spells or abilities an opponent controls, that opponent sacrifices two permanents.
When Mai is destroyed by combat damage, you sacrifice two permanents
0/1

Happiness Koufuku Kangei
1W
U

Enchantment - Performance
At the end of each turn, gain 3 life.

Ishimura Maiha
1WW
M
Planeswalker - Maiha
+1: Another target permanent you control gains protection from a color of your choice.
-1: Target player skips his or hers next combat phase.
-5: Until the end of the game, at the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, choose and tap five permanents that player controls.
3

Kokuhaku no Funsui Hiroba
WW
U
Enchantment - Performance
Sacrifice Kokuhaku: Prevent the next 3 damaget that would be dealt to you this turn. You gain 3 life.

Kumai Yurina
2W
R
Legendary Creature - Human Singer
Vigilance, defender
Sacrifice Yurina: you can't lose life this turn.
1/5

Shimizu Saki
WW
R
Legendary Creature - Human Singer
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to Saki.
Other singer creatures you control get +1/+0 and first strike.
2/1


Suzuki Airi
W
R
Legendary Creature - Human Singer
Protection from creatures.
1/2

BLUE

Anata Nashi de wa Ikite Yukenai
1UU
U
Enchantment - Performance
UU, Sacrifice this: return target permanent to its owner's hand.

Sugaya Risako
2UU
R
Legendary Creature - Human Singer
Each turn, counter the first spell that targets Risako.
T: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a sorcery. You may play that card. Shuffle your library.
1/1

Umeda Erika
3UU
R
Legendary Creature - Human Singer
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, you may draw a card.
1/4

That looks nice, but I think I need a bit of explanation on the reason of the abilities, although I think I get some.

Mai - I really need explanation on this abilities

Happiness Koufuku Kangei - It's ok, but maybe a bit OP, will have to test when set is mostly done.

Ishimura Maiha - Planeswalker...............
The +1 ability sounds like a bomb, and the -5 one, it may be better if "Choose 10 permanents, those permanents don't untap until end of game". I think the way it is now, is a very huge lock that way, she comes down for 3 with 3, and next turn you can pull that ability. So by turn 4 is pretty much fucked up. If it should stay like that, either increase mana cost, reduce the points she enters with, and/or increase last ability cost. I know you want her to be allmighty, but still

Kokuhaku no Funsui Hiroba - This one is also so so OP, considering almost all creatures will be singers. This says you can't be touch. Second turn this, next turn maiha, protecion of white/green to Kokuhaku, game.

Kumai Yurina - lol, she needs to be taller!!

Shimizu Saki - This one is nice, and I get the abilities, maybe she should have protection from creatures, or she can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or greater.

Suzuki Airi - I think this one needs more thought, seems to plain for Airi. I somehow think she should fly....and be blue (Kappa's are blue)

Anata Nashi de wa Ikite Yukenai - This one looks good, and very theme like

Sugaya Risako - This one is also good, maybe she should have some ability to denote she always gets picked to sing solos, like protection from singers, when she comes to play destroy a Performance enchantment(though this may sound like she sucks) or performance abilities cant be played the turn she comes to play and let her be played as an instant. The sorcery ability is pretty nice, but I think it needs mana cost.

Umeda Erika - I don't get the ability, and she and Miyabi should have trample.


Also creature types may need C-ute, Berryz, Buono!, etc types, to make more themewise cards. Overall I think it is looking good, making fansets is a lot of work to match themes and personalities on the cards, and almost everyone will not be satisified with whatever comes up, but still keep working on it.

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>>2511964

>>2511964
Send a carton to our Berryz!

>>2511903
Guys.... I don't think /tg/ mixes well with idols...

Who the hell came up with this nerdish game stats?

>>2511964

>cancers, heart disease, diabetics, and weight loss

That would come in handy for Momoko, Maasa, Saki and Miyabi respectively.

>>2512118
Joking. Right?
They're all so cute and figurative!

>>2511903
Fuck off back to your board games.
Also, you're not from H!O, are you?

To tell the truth I don't know nearly enough to do most of the c-ute... mai's was "no one should punch a little girl", airi's was "no one dislikes airi"
So feel free to suggest anything about them and take this in consideration with the other c-ute cards too
all powerlevel comments annotated.

BLACK

Arihara Kanna
1B
R
Legendary Creature - Human Singer
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control no other creatures, put a -1/-1 counter on Kanna.
Kanna gets -1/-1 for each other creature you control.
4/4

Jiriri Kiteru
1BB
U
Enchantment - Performance
At the end of each turn, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature that the active player controls that was able to attack and didn't attack that turn.

Tsukiatteru no ni Kataomoi
3BB
U
Enchantment - Performance
Whenever a creature is destroyed, its controller sacrifices a creature.

Very Beauty
3BBB
U
Enchantment - Performance
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, put that many -1/-1 counters on it.

RED

Fighting Pose wa Datte Janai
1R
U
Enchantment - Performance
Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0.

Gag100 kai bun Aishitekudasai
RRR
U
Enchantment - Performance
Whenever a permanent you control is destroyed, Gag100 deals 1 damage to target opponent.

Munasawagi Scarlet
2RR
U
Enchantment - Performance
At the beginning of your combat phase, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card, put it into play tapped and attacking.

Natsuyaki Miyabi
RR
R
Legendary Creature - Human Singer
Flash, haste
At the end of each turn, you may return Miyabi to its owner's hand.
3/1

Waracchao yo BOYFRIEND
2R
U
Enchantment - Performance
Whenever a creature comes into play under your control, flip a coin. If you win the flip, it has haste, trample and first strike.

GREEN

Audition
1G
U
Sorcery
Search your library for a singer creature card and put it into play with 3 learning counters on it. As long as it has a learning counter on it, it's 1/1 and has no abilites. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may remove a learning counter from it.

Destiny of the Eight
13GGG
R
Sorcery
If you control seven creatures, you may play Destiny of Eight without paying its mana cost.
Search your library for a creature card and put it into play. Repeat until you control eight creatures. Shuffle your library.

Nakajima Saki
1G
R
Legendary Creature - Human Singer
Whenever another singer creature comes into play under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
1/2

Okai Chisato
2G
R
Legendary Creature - Human Singer
As long as a creature named Yajima Maimi is in game, Chisato has +2/+0 and first strike. As long as you control a creature named Hagiwara Mai, Chisato has +0/+2 and vigilance.
2/3

Piriri to Yukou
2G
U
Enchantment - Performance
Sacrifice Piriri to Yukou: Creatures you control get +2/+2 until the end of the turn.

Sakura Chirari
1G
U
Enchantment - Aura Performance
Whenever enchanted land is tapped, you may add one mana of any color to your mana pool

Sudou Maasa
2GG
R
Legendary Creature - Human Singer
Prevent all damage that would be caused to other creatures you control.
5/5

Yuke Yuke Monkey Dance
2GGGG
U
Enchantment - Performance
Creatures you control get +1/+1 for each forest you control.

GOLD

21ji made no Cinderella
2URG
U
Enchantment - Performance
Creatures you control get +3/+3.
At the end of each player's turn, for each creature that player controls he or she pays 2 or return a creature he or she controls to its owner's hand.

Dakishimete Dakishimete
1WRG
U
Enchantment - Performance
Whenever a creature you control is destroyed by damage, spells or abilities an opponent controls, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Jingisukan
2RG
U
Enchantment - Performance
Creatures you control have haste.
Sacrifice Jingisukan: Target creature gets +2/+2 until the end of the turn.

Koi no Jubaku
4UR
U
Enchantment - Performance
Whenever a creatures comes into play, flip a coin. If you win the flip, gain control of that creature.

MADAYADE
1URG
U
Enchantment - Performance
Sacrifice MADAYADE: destroy target artifact, enchantment or remove target creature from the game then return it to the game.

Murakami Megumi
2WB
M
Planeswalker - Megumi
+1: Remove target card in a graveyard from the game or put target card removed from the game into its owner's graveyard.
-3: Return target creature card in your graveyard to the game. Put a +1/+1 counter on it and it has flying.
-6: Remove any number of permanents you control from the game, then remove twice that much permanents an opponent controls from the game.
4

Nanchuu Koi wo Yatteru do you know?
1UB
U
Enchantment - Performance
Whenever a player pays a creature spell, counter it unless that player pays 1.

Ookina Ai de Motenashite
1WUR
U
Enchantment - Performance
Sacrifice Ookina Ai de Motenashite: Gain control of target spell with converted mana cost 6 or more.

Tokunaga Chinami
WB
R
Legendary Creature - Human Singer
Whenever an opponent draws a card, you may pay 3 life. If you do, look at that card. You may pay 1WB. If you do, that player discards that card.
1/3

Tsugunaga Momoko
UBR
R
Legendary Creature - Human Singer
Haste
Whenever Momoko becomes blocked by a creature, gain control of that creature unless its controller pays 3.
Whenever Momoko deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card and you draw a card.
3/3

Special Generation
1WUG
U
Enchantment - Performance
Whenever a creture comes into play under your control choose one -- it has flying or it has first strike or it has haste.

Yajima Maimi
BG
R
Legendary Creature - Human Singer
When Maimi comes into play you may discard a singer card. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on each singer you control.
Other singer creatures you control get +1/+0.
1/2

Mika, you are a faggot.

Needs more Maimi.

>Needs more Miyabi.
sure

Need source. I don't recognize the outfits

Berryz Kobo DVD Magazine vol.13
http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/music_pop/watch/v16420092q6eRD8KW

now upping: all berikyuu
done up to 40, met today's limit I think

090421 あほやねん！すきやねん！▽アイドルユニット・キュート生出演▽℃-ute（
梅田えりか・矢島舞美）[55m04s].ts 梨華ちゃんxxZTBsS1I6 5,310,866,144 1e18ac8d98b883e7b6684df2ffa756988ac7e95e


Also, I'm checking out those Mika, just let me organize the info

>>2517883
discullpe?

>>2517883
Yes, please.

Suzuki Airi Hello! Project Digital Photobook Week 1:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ABFDD1OT

You don't have to if you don't want to lol

>>2514222
Awful hairstyling gone wrroooong
WHICH ONE OF YOU SULLIED MY WAIFU!!

>>2518789
but I want to insult her nauhgtuly, heh heh

>>2518324
Link 404ed.
Reported. unless you made a mistake.

>>2518815
calm down wota.
It's just a photo, they didn't really do that to her hair.

三日月, do you /tg/ often.

>>2518847
>>thinks a dead link is reportable

>>2518877
I think your mother is a whore. Does it count?

>>2518815
that miya looks nice, it's not like it's the berryz vs cutie dead animal hairdo

>>2518871
board, rarely... irl often

┌┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┐
┤This is a swine--..├
┤flu virus. Copy it--.├
┤fuck you're mom--├
└┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┘

>>2518918
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Fuck you, that hair sucks too.

>>2518913
Don't take it personally, just cleaning up the thread.

>>2518918
Good then. Keep your roleplaying shit off this thread then. It's already shitty enough with all the H!O fags.

Miya's hair is bad on 2 instances
-Honto no Jibu
-Berryz vs Cutie
other than that, it's awesome by default

>>2518847
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm downloading from that link right now.

>Reported. unless you made a mistake.
Oh. A troll.

>>2518847
Learn to copypaste, bro. I'm looking at the link right now, and it's live.

>>2519020
And that picture you posted?

>>2519781
she looks great in clovers

>>2519949
...

>>2520610
zzzz

>1:04 ReiNya : US is the most non-racist, diverse nation in the entire world.
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>2520607

>>2520677

>Mika: factory work, 10h per day pays 500USD per day I think
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>2520673
>>2520773
Can't you two have your little lover's quarrel in your mogulus room?

You fags done sure got told.
You'll never be as appealing as that faggot

>>2519020
>>2518918
>>2518857
>>2518815
Miya always looks awesome, no matter what they do to her hair

>>2521069
I guess she's alright.

Anyway, goodnight, /jp/. Keep Mai in your dreams and in your heart for the perfect being that she is.

>>2521038
that's a chick bro v(^-~)

>>2520773
50 to 35 isn't that far
now >1:04 ReiNya : US is the most non-racist, diverse nation in the entire world.
is far from reality too much

>>2521069
boy you sure need to watch Honto no Jibun

>>2522754
I have

/rewatches it to find Miya the same gorgeous creature she is

>>2521038
Is it just me or are his hands really tiny?

>>2522785
agreed

miyabi is perfect

>>2523231
he looks weird all together

kanna gonna get fired

>>2524053
wrong verb tense

also daily
>1:04 ReiNya : US is the most non-racist, diverse nation in the entire world.
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>2525064
>>wrong verb tense
Sometimes you surprise even me at the level of trolling one person can attain.

>>2523231
I think you're right.

>>also daily
/jp/ - biased world views from a 3rd world country

Protip: Everywhere in the world hates Brazil, not just America.

>>2522879

Sort of miss old Miya looks.

Why are we talking in spoil-I like most places in the world. It's particular people in some places that can get scary.-er tags?

>>2525064
Why are you doing this?

concert marathon~~

>>2526438
They are tripfags, thus attention whores to the core
>>2527133
Nice try, I've lost that link by now and I don' think I'll recover it, considering Mogulus multicasts your connection to an outside source yet to be determined

ohgod it's on

ohgod it's on