/jp/ - Otaku Culture

American white bird cooking spaghetti

Great white oppressor bird cooking brothas

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND HEAVEN ANONYMOUS CANT YOU SEE ITS PENNE

Japanese idol eating spaghetti cooked by Japanese bird.

>>2517011

Granted, the picture on the box suggests it's penne but who knows what's actually inside? Since you can't see the content in neither the box nor the pot there's no telling, only the Japanese bird knows.

>>2517048
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
WHATS WRONG?!

japanese bird cooking spaghetti.

>>2517064
>>2517068
>>2517078

is dat sum OC?!

>>2517094
Lurk moar

Canadian anon saging thread.

Weeee~

Spaghetti cooking Japanese bird

>>2517078
K-K-KAWAII~

>>2517152
woah

Japanese bird cooking Japanese

>>2516340
Every time he post this I'm going to get a 5.

this thread is getting crazy

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>>2517161
Shit, I lol'd

ıʇʇǝɥbɐds buıʞooɔ pɹıq ǝsǝuɐdɐظ

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>>2517182
Oh god. Suddenly, I want to put my penis into that mouth. It's so... round. It's calling me.

FABULOUS FIVE GET

Spaghetti cooking spaghetti.

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>>2517188
Please leave.
I am very mad.

>>2517196

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>>2517205
Hahaha oh wow.

Sup KoGs.

>>2517197

>>2517205

>>2517168
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>>2517188

spaghetti cooking bird Japanese

>>2517205
>5
How the hell does he keep doing this?

Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

In a dark room

This samefag impersonator pleases me

>>2516340

This really funny. I like this picture, what is it referred to again?

What are you guys? Retards? Sage, reported. Stop with this faggotry.

>>2517205
Hey KoGs, when are you going to get some GETs on /jp/. /a/ doesn't deserve you.

Spaghetti bird cooking Japanese.

>>2517268
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

>>2517268

Already did.

>>2517280
I must have missed that one.

Guess you missed this, too.

>>2517265
OMG HE GOT A FIVE!!!!11!1 HOW CN HE DO THAT!!1

Sure is samefag around here. Go back to "trolling" chatbox and /a/.
Reported.

Hi, my name is Yugi and I don't care what you guys say, KoGs is awesome. Most of his haters are just butthurt/jealous because they didn't think of the 5 gimmick first.

KoG's fives will always be a part of 4chan's history. How much memes have you created other than jerking off to futanari pictures. Don't be a hater, just hit me with your best original content. KoGs was creating OC before /jp/ was created.

>>2517484
Fascinating.

>>2517505

Everytime this thread is made, it knocks a more interesting and intelligent thread of the egde.
This picture has been posted enough now, heck everyone who thinks its remotely interesting has saved it ages ago.
The janitors need to do something...
[spoiler/]Ive been trolled by a bot, and there are not janitors on /jp/[/spoiler]

Oh boy
8 GET

ban everyone itt

>>2517548
Sup KoGs.

>>2517548
YES

>>2517548
>8
FFFFFF

Everytime this thread is made, it knocks a more interesting and intelligent thread of the egde.
This picture has been posted enough now, heck everyone who thinks its remotely interesting has saved it ages ago.
The janitors need to do something...
Ive been trolled by a bot, and there are not janitors on /jp/
Also whoever is posting those yugioh combos sure is funny and original!

Why do people care so much about a 10% chance?

To be honest with you I only posted Yugi pictures to piss off the op. Op is trying and failing to create a globally accepted forced meme. And out of no where the real KoGs >>2517205 appeared.

Every time the bot and/or owner of this bot makes this thread we should post other memes just to mess with him. Using bots to force an unfunny meme is lazy. This forced meme will never live up to KoG's meme so I don't even know why he's trying. Silly Russian bot, GETs are for humans.

>>2517565
OH YEAH?
KAIOKEN, 72 TIMES

>>2517575
HAhahaha
9 GET

>>2517565
12 year olds

GET READY FOR THIS

saging a troll thread

ITT: Your high school is closed today due to Swine Flu

99 GETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

6GET

>>2517574

Might be. 4chan has just been so full of shit lately.

Alot of boards are filled up with shitty bots, so far they are on /jp/, /e/, /h/, /tg/, /v/, /b/ has probably got it aswell...

>>2517579
This is what you get for making this shitty thread in the first place. Don't you know that shit has the miraculous ability of attracting flies.

Also, 9 GET.

4get

>>2517601
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>>2517616
I find it funny how all of these missed their so-called "gets" by two posts.

>>2517609
Shitty boards deserve shitty bot as opposed to /g/'s awesome bots.

>>2517620
They're invert gets.

their number plus the post number is always 0

>>2517609
ITT proof that getting GETs is much harder than it looks. Say what you want about KoGs, but getting one 5, in and of itself, is a great accomplishment.

Thread reported.

>>2517634
Running one of waryas' scripts is hardly an accomplishment.

>>2517638
I can feel your butthurt. If it's so easy let's see you do it. Go back to making your bird cooking spaghetti threads.

Also, 9 GET.

3GET

>>2517574
I dont think u know what a meme is.
also i saw your pic it was a circle nine

Fuck I'm loling. Fuck you Yugi.

>>2517649
Use the force next time.

9 GET.

+9GEEEEEEEET

>>2517652
>I dont think u know what a meme is.
also i saw your pic it was a circle nine

Nice job trying to disguise you writing by not using punctuation. Why don't you tell us your true identity Suigin.

>>2517670
im moot

ℵ GET

9GET

Pour la dernière fois,

CE N'EST PAS SPAGHETTI!

I'd love to see the look on the owner of this thread's face. He was trying to force this meme and it was hijacked by a real meme.

>>2517652
>I dont think u know what a meme is.
A meme is forced when only one person tries to do it. KoG's meme has been attempted by everyone on old and new /a/; thus it can be considered a real meme. I even saw his meme on /v/, /r9k/, /h/, /g/, /i/, and /b/.

KoG's 5 is arguably one of the most viral memes to ever spawn from /a/. You cant go to /a/ nowadays without seeing a 5 thread. You'd think this meme would have lost steam by now but it's still going. It even managed to out live some of /a/'s older memes.

And if anybody wants to debate this fact be my guests. Name ONE /a/ meme that's more viral than the KoGs meme, but be prepared for the hundreds of KoG wannabe threads I will reference on /a/'s ghost board. I'm not a fan of KoGs myself but you got to give the man credit. Hopefully the op can create a forced meme that lives up to KoG's meme. Then hopefully he'll fuck off. Both KoGs and this Jap bird cooking spaghetti threads cause more harm than good. If you're against KoGs then you should also be against shitty threads such as this.

>>2517733
L'HABIT NE FAIT PAS LE MOINE
SURTOUT AVEC LES SPAGHETTIS

>>2517752
CE SONT DES PUTAINS DE PENNES
ET CE N'EST PAS UN PUTAIN DE PERROQUET

>>2517745
The problem with the 5GET bullshit was that it pretty much gave KoG and his imitators free reign to go into any thread and wreck it. Japanese bird cooking pasta sticks to its own thread (so far).

>>2517752
CAPSLOCK EST LE CONTROLEUR DE VITESSE POUR CHOUETTE

>>2517769
J'AI TELLEMENT FAIM QUE JE POURRAI MANGER UN PERROQUET

>>2517777
7777 GETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

THIS THREAD IS NOW AN ITALYTHREAD!

>>2517745
Nope, sorry that's not a meme, try again junior.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7CiygWQ_gs

>>2517777
>Japanese bird cooking pasta sticks to its own thread (so far).
It still doesn't change the fact that it's an eyesore. If I posted a thread with a picture of a giant black penis every day could you justify it by saying "herf, derf, it's just one thread." If you support these threads you're an idiot.

Case you hadn't noticed, 4chan has an unstated policy for dealing with reoccurring thread topics such as this. It doesn't matter if the thread is good or bad, people tend to get tired of x threads after seeing them on the front page for x amount of time. Examples of this include:

DJ Amuro threads.
Yukkuri threads.
/jp/ project threads.

All of the aforementioned threads started to get deleted on contact, just because they were constantly appearing on the front page. The lack of original material is ultimately the catalyst that leads to the death of any given board. Knowing everything I just told you, WHY would you make a reoccurring thread?

Put your hand on the wall for a few seconds, notice how if you leave your hand against the wall for a few minutes you'll stop feeling the wall. That's because our bodies are designed to adapt to any given stimulus. tl;dr The stimulus of this thread stopped stimulating me weeks ago.

>>2517841
Japanese bird cooking spaghetti is JAPAN RELATED, and it's the only source of original content on /jp/.

>>2517845
Is that enough reason to repost it ten thousand times a day?

>>2517841
And furthermore, those examples you listed have one thing in common they do not have in common with Japanese bird cooking spaghetti: Identityfaggotry.

They had fucking templates (actually, I don't know what a DJ Amuro is, but I assume it's like the other two) with links and "authorative" shit. Japanese bird cooking spaghetti is just a phrase that invites any topic of discussion.

>>2517855
I don't see anyone complaining のヮの

>>2517841
Hopefully those damned Aya threads will be next.

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>>2517798 Doesn't want to get embarrassed in a debate about memes so he resorts to ad hominems.

Don't try to e-peen me because I can guarantee you in a debate about e-seniority I would make a fool out of you. At least post a half-assed rebuttal.

I rest my case. The only reason why I didn't reveal your real identity is because I was feeling nice. You... you double nigger.

>>2517856 Japanese bird cooking spaghetti is just a phrase that invites any topic of discussion.
Stop trying to justify your shitty forced meme. If you want /b/ >>>/b/ >>>/r9k/. Here you go.

All this thread does is promote repetition. I can only imagine how much of our newcomers have been tainted by this blatant act of /b/tardism. Just like KoGs, you're setting a bad example for our future userbase.

And another thing, what makes you think you have to create a /b/ template to invoke /b/ discussions on /jp/? This is /jp/, if you want to talk about something go make a thread about it. I'm really starting to get sick of low powerlevel people lurking /jp/, if you honestly don't know enough about the doujin scene to create a topic then you don't belong here.

>>2517927
But /b/ hasn't been Japan/Random for many years. I wouldn't be able to enjoy a great thread (excluding the /a/ stuff, why can't they stay in their board?) like this in /b/.

>>2517958
Again, if you want /b/ why not go and create a /b/ thread. /jp/'s rules are very flexible. I have nothing against random topics, I just hate repetition. Do you really have to keep spamming this same picture every day?

>I wouldn't be able to enjoy a great thread like this in /b/.
By what stretch of the imagine did you come to the conclusion that this thread was good? Even before KoGs minions appeared it was still pretty shitty. I'm sure you can find hundreds of threads of this caliber on /b/.

>excluding the /a/ stuff, why can't they stay in their board?
/b/ + /jp/ = Jap bird cooking spaghetti
/b/ + /a/ = KoGs

It's all the same shit.

>>2517856
>Japanese bird cooking spaghetti is just a phrase that invites any topic of discussion.
Well, now that I know you're creating these threads to encourage more random discussions I'm no longer bothered by them. At first I thought you were just creating these threads in a sad attempt at forcing some type of meme, hence the reason why I posted KoG pictures - just to remind you about the negative results of forced memes.

The last thing we need is newcomers trying to force memes on /jp/. You of all people should know we have to set good examples for the next generation. Carry on with you bird threads.

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>>2518183
First please note that I do not run this bot. I post at most one thread like this a month. I prefer posting the latest Touhou images from the Touhou oekaki or just general trolling threads.

I like this picture of "Japanese bird cooking spaghetti", my directory with related images is 5 MB. That is why I like this thread.

You are all faggots.

Japanese bird cooking spaghetti.

Serious business.

>>2517876
How cute bro.
Learn what a meme is before acting high and mighty

PS: I dont give a shit about my real identity you can post it freely. Everyone knows about it.

>>2518412 Waits approximately 20 minutes after the thread has died to add his rebuttal.
It's pathetic, really.

>>2518502
I fell asleep (¯ヮ¯;;)

Oh great, now the butthurt ghost bros are talking behind our backs. If you have something to say then at least have the decency to say it to my face.

>>2518412,1
>Good lord, stop talking about yourself in the third person, KoG. What an attention whore.
Wrong, moron. I'm the one that posted that. I also posted >>2517927 >>2518017 >>2518183

I thought the op was trying to force some type of /b/ meme on /jp/ so I posted KoG's forced meme to remind him that forced memes are shit, though it turns out he was just making these threads to encourage more random topics.

>>2518412
>Learn what a meme is before acting high and mighty
As I said before and I'll say it again if you want to have a meta-debate on memes be my guest. Though, I hate for you to end up having to lose another one of your e-identities out of shame/embarrassment.

>>2518412,2
As much as I hate KoGs, the first 6 or more Yugioh pictures in this thread were indeed mine. Had you read this thread you would have known this. You guys seem to care more about KoGs than KoGs himself. I don't even think KoGs is smart enough to post on /a/. I guess in the end he didn't have what it took to become a full fledged /jp/er. People with low powerlevels have a hard time carrying on a fluent conversation with /jp/ers. I think he's more or less on the same level of an average /b/tard.

You're arguing about some person that doesn't even acknowledge your existence. If that's not pathetic then I don't know what is. As an ex-tripbro myself I know how it feels when someone a) accuses someone else of being me and b) keeps butthurtingly referencing my name. Please refrain from doing that; It's not a very endearing trait.

>>2518666
>I don't even think KoGs is smart enough to post on */jp/.

>Japanese bird cooking spaghetti
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What the fuck, /jp/?

>Japanese bird cooking spaghetti
>133 posts

what

>>2518681
>>2518698
hivesage

>>2518666
>As I said before and I'll say it again if you want to have a meta-debate on memes be my guest. Though, I hate for you to end up having to lose another one of your e-identities out of shame/embarrassment.

Bring it on! *crackles fist preparing for a n00b-owning*

Japanese bird trolling /jp/

>>2518666
Hi, Cog.

Actually, there's a chance the real KoG didn't even post in this thread. >>2517205 was made by me, who hates the "5 GET XD!" posts as much as everyone in this board, and thus thought it would be okay to tell those posters to leave. I just happened to, ironically, have my post's number end in five. At least such posts weren't made by a retard who thinks getting fives is cool.

I believe it was said a lot of time in this thread how stupid those number get posts are, so I don't need to write anything else about them.

However, you're probably going to ignore this post if it ends in five.

>>2518715
That's it. I tried to be nice, but now I have no choice but to destroy you. You better start thinking of a new e-identity because after this you'll no longer be accepted on gaia. Guess who's name just got added to my block list. Yup that's right, I know all about your vanity weakness.

I bet you wont sass me again.

>>2518737
What's a Cog? Did you mean KoGs?

If this post ends in five goddamnit I couldn't think of anything witty or funny

>>2518777
Heh... so naive....
Here's my trump card you're reading this from the ghost side

>>2518666
Judging by your tl;dr posts you care more about people caring about KoG than people care about KoG, proving that you are in fact KoG.

>>2518794
Touche....

>>2518777
Why in the world would you block geisha desu? You probably won't see this...

>>2518811
I only care about the last paragraph of my post. And that is the butthurt practice of insulting your e-opponents even when your e-opponent doesn't acknowledge your existence. To be honest with you this is not the first time I've been accused of being KoGs by one of you ghost bros. tl;dr get a hobby.

>>2516340
Well, this shitstorm was a success. Is this what you wanted op? Are you happy now? This is the last time I post >>2517168 a KoGs picture on /jp/. Just the mere mentioning of KoG's name invokes ghostboard level drama.

I'm leaving.