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>parties are so noisy

>>25046157
Yes, they are

>>25045962
Would she really trust her man not to just leave her while helpless, or can she still use her fire if he ever steps a meter away?

Waifu commission

uncensored

https://i.imgur.com/hZuvtbc.jpg

>>25046317
https://i.imgur.com/vgb9Fml.jpg

>>25046322
I can't remember if they had super strength but I really like the idea of them having super strength.
>Ywn watch a royal beat down between a hobgoblin and a buffstack dwarf
>Ywn watch it descend to naked wrestling

>>25046322
Oh no, an overlord! How are even the porters so smug?

>>25046317
>>25046343
A Siberian tiger in the south seas?

Being tied up by the Pharaoh!

Take me to your leader, Earth-man.

What is the snakepit like during winter

>>25046157
I'm beginning to think I want to have a Wight and Lich BFFs as my my wives.

>>25046537
There is a leader, although he's a little hard headed. When the blood rushes to his head though, it's like he takes direct control. He usually sleeps though, so you might need to rouse him.

>>25046534
B-but I didn't do anything wrong! This is unjust!

>>25046537
Smelly dumb Aelf scum

Monster girls can't seduce me if I'm too self conscious to be able to accept anybody would be into me.

>>25046317
>>25046343
Based Jinkofag.

>>25046322
I don't see a weapon. I wonder if she picks up her chair and swings it around.

this fucking spider

>>25046962
>her thighs are her weapons

>>25047044
that's not a spider that's a bunny

It is been decided that you will be assigned to these women as your communal semen-supplying sex toy.
And remember, no take backs. Now, obey your new mistresses like a good little sex slave you are.

BLUE GIRLS

>>25047292
I only like blue goat girls sorry

Extra long lamias

>>25047402

>>25047267
Well, time to see if ghosts can get pregnant.

>>25047402
I love that game

>>25047647
Don't be silly

How do like your cows? Strong? Milky? Smart? Or spider?

>>25047771
???

>>25047917
Milky strong

>>25048011
That lamia is from Echidna Wars DX. She's the final boss

What kind of pajamas does your waifu wear anon?

>>25048065
Me and my waifu sleep in the nude together, cuddled up

>>25048065
Silk ones than she made herself

>>25047292
Little blue girls

what monster will try to date me without using anything magical or manipulative?

>>25047917
I agree with >>25048038

>>25047917
Regal! Brown!

>>25048159
Dhampir

>>25048065
Comfy nightgowns like these, or latex catsuits with gags and restraints depending on how kinky we feel.

>>25048205
eh, too edgy

>>25048108
BIG BLUE GIRLS

>>25048065
Something comfortable when it's chillier, otherwise she prefers the nude.

>>25048159
A Succubus wants to make sure her prey's first time with her is as perfect as possible. If you want normal dating first, she'll give it to you.
>>25048263
Dhampires are not edgy! They are cute!

>>25048065
She insists we sleep together nude. I admit I was uncomfortable at first, but give it a few nights and the timidity goes away.

>>25048065
Not counting any cute, lacey pajamas I've forced her to wear? Nothing. Just like what she wears outside.

>>25048391
>If you want normal dating first, she'll give it to you.
So naive, anon

>>25048065
My loli Night Gaunt wife wears nothing but me and my slime at all times.

>>25048159
Most canines

>>25048391
>Succubus knows I'm terrified of getting magically seduced without any hope of resisting
>Instead decides to do it the normal way
>But knowing she's holding back makes me fear she's only doing this to make me lower my guard
>Then later, she could plunge me into an irresistible, inescapable abyss of pleasure that will turn me into a worthless human being who can do nothing but shake his hips
>Scarousal, but also existential dread
>I end up spilling spaghetti in the middle of Starbucks despite her not even putting the moves on me
I hate how my greatest fear runs side by side with my darkest fantasy.

What’s the best way to ensure a low level h’orc with a penchant for cuddling ends up as the warboss of the region so all her underlings ends up equally cuddly?

Shirohebis bad and deserve to be alone and unloved

Imagine telling a Tanuki you want to start a family owned and operated business, and that you want a lot of new employees

Is it strange that I don't want to eat my waifu out, but would gladly lick all over the rest of her?

Also, I want her to do the same to me. No limits in that case.

>>25048814
Yes, and it's cruel

>>25048065
Snowflake and paw print onesie pajamas

>>25048814
Kinda, why don't you want to?

Good, your body is for her to taste.

>>25048876
Not into it. No desire to do so willingly. It just goes over the line for me when it comes to submissive acts.

I'm open to being coerced or trained, so long as it's just for fun.

>take a Tanuki to bed
>tease her while you make her say all of her dirtiest fantasies to you
>they mostly involve you and her starting a non profit organization together

>>25047917
I like the offbrand ones

>>25048728
t. CC Ryu whose attendants all got married while she's still single

>>25048065
My wife has a few sets that she absolutely loves. I joke with her that she has a set of pajamas for every month and holiday.

What do you think about pixies? Their behaviour sounds fun, and I think it would really be fun to explore the world at a different size for a day. Both of you getting shrunk really small and hiding in plain sight somewhere or going to somehwere that would be very hard to find would be great too. And that's not even mentioning the idea of going to a fairy kingdom and getting a fairy harem and fucking them at the same size, all human like. Pixies are a little overlooked.
Also, is there a pixie anon? I noticed a few designs on the gallery that looked like oc. Never heard about him if so.

>>25049200
It's a shame that MGE pixie doujin is still hidden away

>>25048814
You've got taste then, eating out or licking below the knees is pretty cucked.

>>25049144
>I'm gonna crash your stock markets

>>25049338
>he doesn't want to make out with a loli monster's cunny and/or butthole
that's pretty homogay anon desu

>>25049338
>not showing your dominance by making your monster wife a puddle with repeated orgasms caused via oral only.
you are weak

>>25049338
I'm gonna worship the Pharaoh's cute feet, an nobody will stop me!

>>25049374
>he doesn't want to make out with a manticore's tailpussy

>>25049338
>he doesn't want to suck his daughteru's toes

>>25049404
I'm the first guy, and I just don't see that as dominant, unless I've got her by the knees or something in a vertical 69.

>>25049524
Just tie her up and don't stop licking her until she's cum heaps of times anon, it's not that hard to do dominant oral.

>>25049342

She's too late.

>>25049200

They're pretty good. The way they dress is really sexy, I wish KC would update the art for all the older monsters.

>>25049524
Restrain her. Making a monster cum without her being able to pleasure you is apex domination.

>>25049573
>>25049738
You could do that with your fingers.

>>25046322
>First we'll make them talk! Then we'll make them squawk!

>>25046132
I don't even really care about loli-esque bodies and ratatoskr was my favorite the moment I saw the original artwork.

>>25048348
>Booby traps the fridge to stop you from stealing the pudding
>So she can steal it herself

>>25049894
Nutty breath

>>25049807
Yeah, that's more of my jam. Maybe it's an experience thing, or a comfort thing, but I just prefer to use my hands for thay sorta thing.

I played an instrument in school, but that just makes more sense for kissing than licking.

>>25049959
Such tiny tail and wings

>>25050004
all better to fool you into thinking you're safe

>>25049959
She’s wearing Crocs, I know I can run faster than her!

>>25049894
Dont worry anon. You can find non loli ratas if you just want to huff them.

>>25049894
I've seen 5'0 flatties around my age. They're real.

The important thing is the fluff.

>>25050030
Why run when she can fly?

>>25050031

Her body type doesn't matter. I just want a good person who's compatible.

>>25050028
This sounds like taillet cope

Clingy Automaton that keeps sending you messages and checking in on you at work

Be sure to make your bedroom an interior room, so that it can be completely darkened. Sneks like hiding spots, and a little, comforting den for her to slither into is recommended. The room shouldn't be too large either but not super tight. Also consider giving the room excellent temperature control for her comfort as she'll want a warmer meal so she can speed up digestion. She'll be tired after she eats that roasted pig or turkey whole. And also add a few amenities for her entertainment, including you

>>25050364
>They'll all sent at 15 minute intervals, down to the exact millisecond

>>25050400
>after she eats that roasted pig or turkey whole
Not sure if I want to watch. Might add a bit of scarousal to my boner when she's sucking me off all night long.

>>25050400

>>25050460
>Might add a bit of scarousal to my boner
That's what make monster girls so great. Indulge in it

>>25050514
You know what? You're right.

The undercurrent of predation intermixed with the sexual tension is key to the MG experience.

>>25050566

>>25050668
You're talking to the guy who wrote that snippet of green.

>>25050668
I grope her boobies

I want Shiro’s Echidna to slowly coil around me and let me fondle her flat chest.

What color lipstick does your Dear Wife wear, anon? Does she lay it on thick to leave marks all over you or does she have a more reserved application?

>>25050931
>She doesn't even flinch.
>She just grabs your hands in her own and starts guiding you along at a nice steady pace.
>Giving you a good feel of all that she has to offer.
>You feel calm. All your stress melts away as you explore her body, under her direction.
>Yes. That's it. Just follow her lead.
>Good boy.
>Trust her. Love her. Fall for her.

Orcs level up into high Orcs if there isn't a high orc there already and they've gained enough experience.

>>25050460
What’s the thing your waifu does that makes you pop a fearboner?

>>25051064
>Cute but experienced plump p'orc girl going about her day
>Her little group of friends don't have much, but they have been at it for a while and are happy with their life
>She could stand to lose a little weight, but ultimately is happy with herself
>She casually picks up a hammer and gives a tiny repair to her war-club that looked a bit out of shape
>Suddenly in a poof of smoke and a flash of green light, she looks down to find herself a muscular, six-packed, big tusked big tittied High Orc with a full majestic mane and an extra foot or two of height
>"W-Waaaaaaaagggh?!?"

>>25051064
>>25051184
Reminder that pink, domestic pigs become dark, hairy boars after being lost in the wild

>>25051056
I imagine my Night Gaunt wife can secrete slime from her lips to give herself natural black lipstick.She has an oral fixation an constantly needs to suck on my tentacles at all times.

>>25051056
Black, if she bothers to wear any at all. Her skin color is plenty exotic as is.
Not to say she doesn't keep a supply of various colors, with various effects for when she wants to have some fun.
She so loves to make a mess of my face, my clothes...all of me, really.

Fuck. It's too early in the day to get this horny. She'd probably be laughing her ass off about now.

>>25051266
That's super hot! Lovely idea, I'm sure she's quite gorgeous to look at when she's slurping those tentacles!
>>25051293
Its never too early to be horny with a hot, lewd, dripping Mamano dear wife!

>>25049338
Don’t care
Big paws
In face

>>25051160
Look at me. Speak to me. Touch me. Her every action taken towards me can bring about a hauntingly addictive cocktail of arousal and dread, depending on the subtle details and my own mental state.

It's a curse, honestly. She takes great pains to hold back, and prevent my fall into the abyss. As fun as it would be to break me into a perpetually horny little slut, she'd rather I still retain some usefulness in other things. Plus she likes seeing my dominant side now and again.

>>25050031
I don't care that it's unreasonable, I want a big buff Rata.

>>25051064
Red, but she only wears any on very special, rare occasions.

>>25051056
Dark blue, she says she loves the way it contrasts with my pale skin.

>>25051056
Black lipstick but she demands I come home with a different color smeared on my cock each day

>>25051817
You know its a good night when she comes out wearing it then!
>>25051980
Ahh, what a fantastic color, hard to pull off, but that makes it all the better!
>>25052045
A rainbow by day's end earns you quite the ecstatic clean-off by her I'm sure!

>>25050960
I want a non-sabbath loli Dark Mage to lightly hug my head while I suck on her almost flat chest, and tease me by asking if I'm sure I don't want to wait for them to get bigger.

>>25046132
do mice mate in groups like a reverse gangbang or how does it work?

>>25051381
This is the wrong kind of horny for that. This is the pitiful horny that leads to me getting teased for hours on end, till she finally decides to drain me dry in a matter of seconds so I lose consciousness instead of going insane.

Or if she's not in the mood for that, she'll force some non-lewd cuddles until I calm down. Maybe make me brush her, so I can focus on something other than my own lewd fantasies.

>>25052461
First they throw a globe filled with aphrodisiac gas, second a mouse with a mancatcher gets you, third a mouse in black robes pounces you, and finally they rape you making you cum inside each of them. And demon lord help you if you alert a horde of buff Amazon tier black mice or a big ogre sized mouse

I want to shoot ropes in fat nerd pussy.

>>25052710
You forgot the condensed jabber breath flamethrower rats. Those things can make a man cum for hours.

Which MG would instantly get wet when you hit them with this beast of a pickup line?
>are you a school?
>because I want to shoot kids in you

>>25052710
Geeze. Large Mouse gangrape seems pretty intense.

But we can go further. Giant Otter gangrape. The sound of it is eerily similar to the laughter of children.

communist demon realm or capitalist demon realm?
liberal demon realm or authoritarian demon realm?
any combo demon realms?

>>25052719
Nerdy girls need tons of love shown to them

>>25053037
Manticore, memelord Alp

>>25053145
does shooting endless ropes of cum inside her while she's fully cumflated count as giving her love?

>>25050400
God, I really want one

>>25052461
>ywn knock up your mouse gf in front of her mom and sisters only to have her watch as you do the same to them


bros..

>>25053140
All demon realms are radfam by canon.
There, I said it.
Writhe in agony, faggot.

>>25053140
All monsters care about is sex. Give yourself a break from the politics, fag.

>>25053305
They wouldn't want it any other way.

>>25053460
Those legs are just asking to be grabbed and yanked.

>>25053493
Don't be a bully.

Sad Wendi

>>25053140
I see demon realms as a Star Trek level post scarcity society that doesn't exist in real life. To me it's meaning less to try and compare it to any existing system.

The lengths some male wizards go to to remain chaste are just embarrassing. Using illusions to make himself look repulsive and trying to gain reputation as "Wizard Anon the Hideous", all waste of time when he could just find a nice magic wife like Dark Mage or Lich who would gladly help him with his studies.

>>25053424
So does this mean men have little to no civil rights compared to mamono where mamono are allowed to do whatever because they're more likely to not be shit-stains?
Would men be okay with it as long as it doesn't affect what's most important, which is his romantic and sex life with his wife/harem/daughterus/momster(s)?
Is a matriarchy justifiable because men in power will just lead to Order 2.0 and monsters should have authority over men because they know what's good for them?

>>25053305
Of course. It's a good idea to kiss her while cumming inside of her once again so she gets you.

>>25053691
>Anon spreads the rumour of his uglyness to remain single
>Rumour spreads, and eventually warps
>What started as an unflattering face ends as a monstruous difiguration
>His back is rumoured to be hunched at a 90 degree angle
>Not one of his teeth grow straight
>Has more warts on his nose than hairs on his head
>He becomes the stuff of folk tales
>Eventually monster girls start hearing of this
>Some of the less popular monster girls start to seek him out, hoping to find a bachelor so hopess as to marry them
>Some seek him because of their warped tastes, hoping to be ravaged by such a disgusting man
>Some even seek him as a symbol of status
>Owning such a rare specimen of human is its own reward
>Plan backfires spectacularly as more and more women try to find him

I wonder what talking about politics with a demon would be like.
I bet she would just humor you or try to get you angry to the point where to try to "rape" her.

>>25053989
nah, she wouldn't get a man to rape her. men aren't that crazy enough like the mad lasses, these monsters are.

>When you go out to grill and the neighbors wolfu daughters are looking over the fence at you.

>>25054099
Feed the poor things

>>25054099
is this how a lot of young teen pornos start?

>>25054102
But they're going to be eating dinner in a bit.
And one of them is 19.

>>25054118
Probably.
Doggos can't resist freshly cooked meat.

>>25054099
>>25054118
Puppi cunni!

>>25053989
>>25054048
Imagine getting so pissed at your wife that you tell her to sleep on the couch tonight.

>>25054189
hopefully she's not loopy in the head. because those kinds of monsters would either beat your ass or rape you for sanctioning them romantically.

>>25054123
>And one of them is 19
That doesn't stop the big Wendigo family from going BBQ hunting!

>>25054189
If you were that angry, would she respect that or would she desperately try to make it up to you?
I guess it depends on the girl.

>>25054239
Thats only because Wendidad Needs to buy time for him to prepare their own BBQ with extra cariboo ribs for the neighbors they crashed.

>>25054293
>Miss Whitehorn at the Wendigo house for dinner to celebrate Wendi-chan's great grades
Does she react at all when the huge rack of cariboo ribs gets put down on the table?

>>25054239
Fat Wendigos!

>>25054468
Would squish her squishy meat.

>>25054403
Are you implying that Ms. Whitehorn doesn't enjoy a good rack of ribs?

>>25054468
That's what happens to City Wendis.
Its great.

>>25054293
>She finds a book seemingly titled How To Cook WhiteHorns

Which monster girl would look the best in this leotard?
https://exhentai.org/g/1694672/48d8584ca7/

>>25054468
I think she needs exercise.
What's a good exercise regimen for a young little mamono?

>>25054544
Loli Devil.

>>25054637
Nothing comes to mind.

>>25054637
s e x

>>25054637
Put stretchy meat on a string and stick and watch her go

>>25054637
Bearhanded hunting, either for meat or a husband

>>25054477
>*Squish*

>>25054637
Some pussy-stretching is a good way to start! All she needs a big fat adult cock to get her stretching!

>>25054637
Tie her up on a treadmill or an exercise bike and let her burn off the extra calories for a few hours. Bonus points if you make her wear a rubber catsuit too so she can really work up a sweat.

>>25054701
Is there any monster that is more of a voyeur than a rata?

>>25054778
No

>>25054778
Yes

You see a monster out with her momster, (assuming the dad is dead or something) which do you go for?

>>25054701
She can definitely write up some smut articles based on anon squishing his marshmellow cat

>>25054874
She looks evil

>>25054915
Neither, that’s a fucking weird approach if ever I’ve heard one.

>>25054915
I'm too autistic to approach either. I just look straight at the ground and move past them

>>25054915
it's rape to approach a woman

>>25055054
There's probably going to be "How to approach Autistic Men" classes for Monsters when the portals open.

>>25055196
>Section IV: The Chase

>>25054874
Gazer doesn't strike me as a real a voyeur, she only really looks at gazerfag

>>25055196
Kinda hard if they don't want to use force.

So a P'Orc W'AAAAAAGH! What would that look like?

>>25055318
Monsters like Titanias and Kikis would probably want to put in the effort.

>>25055321
Lewdhammer > Warhammer

>>25055354
>Inari just lets a tail brush the man as they pass
>then catches the man in her tails as he crumples on the spot
Mofu: Not Even Once

>>25055584
How come we never hear about kikis using their fluffy tails?

Do human boys even need rights to begin with? They almost never know what makes themselves happy, and when they do, they're usually too scared to just give in and feel good.

Instead of banging a young teen fox, you can bang her wrinkly old grandma!

>>25055321
>The P'Orc pantheon is simple, it consists of two goddesses: Morka and Gorka
>Gorka is brutal but cunning, while Morka is cunning but brutal
>Once every few years, there will a appear a sufficiently strong, brutal, and extremely horny P'Orc amongst the many tribes. She will raise to the rank of High Orc, and soon Morka and Gorka will fill her head with thoughts of a cute boy squirming under her hips
>This sexually frustrated Orc will, in between moments of frenzied masturbation, shout the call of the W'AAAAGH! driving the tribes under her command for a campaign against the humie kingdoms
>The P'Orcs will only unite for this reason: to get laid, or die trying

>>25055685
Why are you saying that like I wouldn't target the older fox in the first place?

>>25054468
Sexy wendi! When did LN draw this?

>>25055663
No, they really don't. Plus, for those that want to be with a monster, it won't matter what rights they don't have as long as they can be with those monsters forever.

>>25055663
>>25055759
why do you people keep making these freaky posts
why do you have a fetish for losing your human rights

>>25055709
>die trying.
As if. They just get hornier and submissive. The pig stench from the soldiers houses as they dominate their porc wives is annoying

>>25055725
Because I have expected the lot of you to fetishize youth before everything else.
Old wrinkly monsters are just as sexy as every other monster of different age groups.
When do you think will KC draw an old monster?

>>25055685
Why not both at the same time?
>>25055801
Betas.

>>25055709
>or die trying
What are zombie p'orcs like?

>>25055636
not very fluffy and they use it to clean so it's filthy

>>25055801
It's not really a fetish for me, nor do I want to be mistreated. I just want to focus on romancing my Waifu, or any hobbies I might pick up.

>>25046132
>be a student of the combat arts in a martial arts/combat arts school
>In dojo, sparring with Jinko before the Grand Master
>All your punches and grapples seem to grope and fondle, so is the same for the Jinko
>Get showered in unagi joro mucus after accidentally bumping into a giant shelf full of urns
>Clothes seemingly fly off at random
>Get tangled up and go to the ground, attempts to stand up only illicit certain senses
>Attempting to stand, she slips and impales herself...
>...It has been hours since you both have been trying to free each other from yourselves, since both have at least tried to stop filling her womb with your seed, the poor Jinko has since been hazed out into her mamono instincts and can only mindlessly rut you
>The Grand Master congratulates you both on your display of fraternity and creativity

>A couple months later, you and Tung-Mei have since made preparations for a future with a child
>While unorthodox of a way to meet, it was fortunately able to work out in the end

>>25056158
I really don't get it anon. You can still do those things if you have rights.

>>25055848
>Why not both at the same time?
because young girls are annoying especially the fox ones.

>>25056228
That can be easily remedied with a bit of rope or duct tape and a ball gag anon.

>>25056250
Ebin

>>25056198
I like the idea of relinquishing myself wholly to someone I trust, she can handle all the details.

>>25056298
>he doesn't like lolifoxes in bondage
https://exhentai.org/s/1e2574d4c6/1692940-9

>>25056314
Somewhere a Tanuki just had a spontaneous orgasm.

Jinko tongues should be comparable to other feline tongues, right?

>>25056404
I don’t know what would make anyone think otherwise.

>>25056314
>>25056381
>Demon and Tanuki get into a fistfight trying to get through Anon's front door

sneks

>>25056475
I was wondering if they're rougher than in other cats.

Lamia cosplaying as a Viper from XCOM.

>>25054637
>>25054680
Reasons to have sex with young monstergirls
>it's exercise that will keep her in shape
>lots spirit energy will make sure she grows healthy and strong
>she gets to spend much more blissful time with you than christmas cakes can with their beloved

>>25056374
Never really understood bondage
It just seems like a shitload of effort... to make sure that you have to put in ALL the effort.

Reminder to knock the books out of the hands of that nerdy oni with the glasses and push her into some lockers.

I want a bunch of violent kuro sabbath lolis to gang rape me and make me orgasm so much to the point where i'm retarded off of cunny!

>>25056722
Dominance and submissiveness. There are few things more submissive than letting yourself get tied up so you can't physically resist.

>>25056722
That's the entire point though, the extra effort is supposed to be an incredibly intimate and loving time for you and her. It's the ultimate bonding experience, pun only slightly intended. Also, the best subs are the ones who do their best to participate as much as they can, especially when restrained.

>>25056970
You are basically guaranteed to meet her later in your life if you do that. You will both be single, she will have blossomed into a beautiful woman, and when you meet there will be some tension.
She will ask to have a couple of drinks with you, and before you know it, you'll be balls-deep inside her in the amazon position in the alley behind the bar

>>25057002
really fucking hate when it's pushed as the pinnacle of intimacy

>>25057060
So my long-con seduction technique worked exactly as planned.

>>25057002
>That's the entire point though
I'll stick to body-part-based restraints, thanks.

>>25056972
>i'm retarded

>>25056972
Cunny is the dankest drug of all anon, be careful.

>>25057147
One of the reasons I love the chaos transformations and potions so much. I like Maledom but I would prefer restraining and doming a monster using tentacles that I can feel than use sex toys or restraints.

Dr. Mario & chill?

>>25057582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXOZRsUXVuw

>>25057686
Always did prefer the Chill music over Fever.

>the aliens are invading!

>>25057835
i'd like to sex one

>>25057835
>getting probed by aliens

>>25057835
ayy lmao

>>25057873
>not using your dick to do the probing
For shame, anon

I want to grind my bulge against a shortstack's fat tits so bad.

>>25058053
I'd rather a thigh-job with puff puff from a tallstack.

>>25058053
Eno Yukimi's obsession with Sturm is great

>>25057283
No, I will not be careful. I will ruin my life by taking too much cunny. I want to feel good and if overdoing on cunny does what I desire, than I am willing to die horribly from dicking cute little horny sabbath girls.

While I lean towards monogamy, I wonder about difficulties with building a muscle harem.

>>25057901

>>25058165
absolute madman.

>>25058169
Zero difficulty, just go to the gym and steal glances at a group of Mamono.

>>25058169
Do you have to prove your strength to them, or will they just naturally gravitate to weak human boys?

>>25058257
Depends on the monster.
You just have to kinda exist in the area to get Hellhounds on you, but you're going to have to really go the extra mile to distract, say, a Jinko from their regimen.

>>25058169
I hate going to the gym, but if I could get a harem of muscular MGs I wouldn’t mind going to the gym everyday with them.

>>25058303
What if you're doing squats in tight gym shorts and you dick and balls pop out?

All I did was ask if she was ever gonna grow up why is wight-san mad at me for asking? She’s had the same body type since she was a zombie

>>25055394
yes

>>25058370
Muscle-lich magics new pants on you.
You're distracting others and impeding the optimal efficiency of gains.

>>25058424
>muscle-lich fixes your wardrobe malfunction
>all the monsters who were enjoying it are disappointed and/or annoyed

>>25058053
>>25058158
Reminder Sturm already has a boyfriend.

>>25058461
Such is the price of progress sometimes.

>>25058053
That's just the polite way to greet a shortstack. Grabbing her head and pushing it against your crotch is also acceptable.

>>25058424
>>25058461
>Implying muscle lich wouldn’t make the pants turn invisible when you squat

>>25055801
>human
>rights
Pick one

>>25058538
>she struggles for a second before she get a whiff of you man musk
>then her head starts to spin
>when you finally let her go, she just looks up at you with heart-pupils and a dope smile on her face

>>25058169
I love latenight's minos. They are so strong yet so cute.

>>25050490
>Heat lamp on sleepy snakes
That's how you get not so sleepy snakes.

>>25058559
Then why even have pants in the gym?
>>25058624
LN Minos are good girls!

>>25054189
>Getting mad because of a talk about politics
Fragile.

>>25058698
sad, many such cases

>>25058698
Imagine having to ask your Apophis waifu to come to bed and stop shitposting about the local Pharaoh

>>25058873
beats talking to the anubis about slavery and the merits of pyramids

The only reason Morrigan is letting you stay at her castle is because she needs someone to play with Lilith.

>>25058972
But I want to play with Morrigan

>>25058158
Small but meaty, as all cows should be.

>>25058873
>The pharaoh is a disgrace to us and her lineage
>She’s over 3,000 years old and still doesn’t have a consort let alone an heir
>She hasn’t commissioned any pyramids or statues of herself allowing the treasury to grow to a degree it’s attracting dragons
>Anubis slave masters are hard pressed to find work for their slaves
>The girtablilu assassins haven’t been sent on a mission to eliminate politically rivals in years
>From the way it’s looking her brother who was married off to vampire will be next in line for the throne and his wife would block out the sun’s golden honeyed rays

>>25058989
Play with both of them.

>>25059099
I don't want to

>>25059119
Penetrate Lilith or get raped.
And trust me, a succubus rape is a lot worse than you think when you resist.

>>25059099
That's the dream.

Then again, if their Vampire Savior ending is any indication, you get both anyway.

>>25059070
>A pharaoh is safe from being overthrown if the apophis gets married
>But it won't save her from getting trolled by the grape snake
Do you think trolls would get insulted by the term internet troll

>>25059165
Lilith doesn't even have tiddies. What's the point

>>25059445
flat chests are fine

>>25058972
Lady looks like a dude.

>>25059445
Eh, you're right. Morrigan's got the stuff.

>>25059546
girls can look cute with some boy haircuts

>>25059576
BIG

>>25059597
Not when the rest of them is boy

>>25059597
And that clearly ain't it.

>>25059546
hot

My poor Yepa was so alone before I got there to help warm her up.

>>25059209
>Mrs. Troll wondering why everyone is calling the poster a troll when it’s obvious she’s an Apophis
>Oomukade that sees glow in the dark Lilims is calling Mrs. Troll a troll and tells her to KYS and maybe she’ll have a better chance getting a boy as a zombie
>Mrs. Troll is confused and affirms she is a troll posting a picture of herself and Anon at the beach
>Users begin begging to post more of Anon preferably nude and I provocative situations
>Apophis not wanting to be outdone posts her and Anon
>Even forces Anon to pose and make webms of them kissing just to flex on the NEETS
>Meanwhile Ms. Pharaoh is lurking the thread schlicking to Anon and Apophis
>Gets her spy masters searching for them so they can be brought to justice for insulting her highness
>And totally not because she doesn’t think it’s hot to invite her families ancient enemy into her ancestors bedroom and watch them fuck on her sheets
>And totally wouldn’t beg to join in submitting herself to the Apophis willing to give up everything to lose her v-card

>>25059620
Big ass!

>>25059648
sad wendi

>>25059648
>>25059776
I bet she’s just sad cause doesn’t have any stretchy meat

Any daughteru-dickers here?

>>25059879
No fuck off

imagine being having some bug as a gf

>>25046611
Lich and Wight who started as zombie she raised for you is better IMO.

>>25059879
Indeedily-doodily!

>>25060027
I want to know how bad gently playing with their antenna messes with them.

>>25060033
I've never been a fan of the Zombie -> Wight process. I prefer it when they were raised as a Wight to start with.

Bros, I love Yetis

>>25060268
But do they love you?

>>25060221
While zombies are certainly less appealing than gorgeous wights, couples who go through the process are probably a lot closer for it.

What the punishment for males proactively dating a monster girl in demon lands?

arn't you forgetting something?

>>25060646
No, I don't think so.

>>25060629
Endless rape to the man

>>25060646
That's something I don't want to hear from a smug mindflayer.

>>25060294
Of course not.

>>25060646
the same thing we do every night

Why does she drink so

>>25060646

>>25059620
She is not a vampire tho, she is a succbutt.

>>25060763
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darkstalkers:_The_Night_Warriors

>>25060680
>mindflayer
https://youtu.be/EghMCc6ftoA

>>25060761
This is why you should take out the collar while you're giving it to her doggy-style, so she can't say no.

>>25060294
Absolutely

>>25060646
oh shit, good night anon.
Where is he?

>>25061016
>nightmares on suicide watch

So can I just casually onahole a fairy without context like an autist?

>>25061016
Dead.

>>25061157
who's going to stop you?

>tfw no powerbottom Nacha to hatefuck into the ground while she eggs you on

>>25046132
Gentle reminder.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that telling a medusa she makes you 'rock hard' is just asking to get petrified for a bit.

>>25061495
Petrified for a joke? That's just stone cold.

>>25060756
So she can try to beat this.

>>25059695
With a few more misunderstandings Mrs. Troll might end up the new Pharaoh

>>25049959
I like this sort of threat analysis

What's the best way to "break" an elf?

>>25060646
The E in aren’t!

>>25061476
Where is Sister Sinclair?

If I dominate a high orc do I gain control of her orc friends?

>>25062076
Of course. You're Da Boss now.

Do jub-jubs bathe in cum baths to soak in your stinky salty cum?

>>25062103
That implies that they'd stop riding their husbands long enough for him to fill something large enough for them to bathe in.

>>25061881
>break
She will never be as broken as you anyway

I hope Anon gets bullied by big jungle cat butts.

Do not call a Werewolf a catgirl.

>>25062342
i accept this fate

>>25062454
does a werewolf that constantly asks for directions become a where-wolf?

>>25062535
No, she lives in a bamboo forest. She can't be that lost.

>>25062535

Three little P'Orcs vs one Big Bad Werewolf.

>>25062621
i want to shave her pubes and make her a bare-wolf

>>25062621
>Dad my friends are here, please stop making puns.

I got myself a pack.

I bet sex-ed would like half of the curriculum in MGE schools.

>>25063139
That doesn't sound very educationally balanced.

>>25063152
if you consider all the useless shit and stuff that is only for specific career paths that we teach then yes it is

>>25063221
Dirty cat

>>25063221
This shadow dick meme never fails to make me laugh because of the light source

>>25063491
Nom

Stupid sexy knife ears, always making me want to breed them!

>>25062881
I'd run off with Momiji, Holo and Liru. A fine Wolfpack. The Racoon can stay.

>>25063604
Raph is a dog, not a raccoon.

How are you supposed to defeat them? Spec into willpower?

A human male and human female are on a date. But then, a Monstergirl stumbles upon their date.

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

Wether or not it's a Radical Corrupting Demon Realm Monstergirl or one of the more gentler and friendlier and less aggressive monstergirls. What would a Mamono do?

>>25063894
Beata Maria
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud

>>25063942
>What would a Mamono do?
Cringe.

>>25063942
>What would a Mamono do?
Watch like the perverts they are

How do we feel about tomboy yetis?

>>25063942
>Otohime
Give them blessings perhaps, or tie the red string to their pinkies

>>25063942
Let them be. There's beauty in a pure blank canvas.

>>25064245
i don't care for yetis

>>25064245
It is expected of me, due to my nationality, that I should be interested in hockey. I fear she would think so as well.

I want a /fit/ tomboy canadian yeti

>>25063942
>Cupid
That's a whole new can of worms right there

>>25063139
Really though it'd probably be like
none of it.
It's not like you have to teach (normal) kids how to breathe.

>>25064532
Seems pretty straightforward

>>25064532
"Target practice"

>>25063942
>bubble slime
Probably couldn't do much of anything out in the open.

>Nurse Yeti, here to administer hugs!

You tell your waifu "I love you", how does she react?

>>25065083
She kisses me to shut me up.

>>25065083
She tries to play it cool with a smug smile or something of the like.
But she can't stop the tailwag.

Bros I keep bullying that nerdy mouse girl with those gay glasses but I think she likes it? I pick her up and shake all the loose change out of her for lunch money but she never runs away or tells the principal or anything. She makes this weird face too, kinda ruins it for me. What do?

>>25065226
Bully her more

>>25064316
Go Canada. I'm some twat that grew up in SoCal born in Canada with Canadian parents, I still find Hockey entertaining because it fully admits that most people are there for the violence but I can't ice skate worth a damn. I'll watch it if I've got nothing better to do though. Love that somehow I track the puck better than some of my American friends that have been over and wanted to watch a game, might be the autism though

>>25065237
I've tried giving her a noogie once but her face turned red and she started to moan and nibble on my arm. Fucking weirdo.

>>25065242
I'm not Canadian.

>>25065083
Very aggressive tail wagging followed by lots of hugs and then hard fucking

>>25065396
So some form of Scandinavian? I'm out of countries that actually care about hockey outside of those 3

>>25065448
Finland is not Scandinavian

>>25065591
Shit I think Canada's had a greater impact on history than Finland. Have fun

>>25065714
Not true!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIV_fodder

>>25065714
>Canada
>having impact
The only thing Canada had imapct on was the production of maple syrup and the amount of mentally ill transpeople

>>25065764
Game on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_inventions_and_discoveries

Guys enough with the nationalism, Canada and Finland are both silly places.

>>25066153
Nationalism's great, fuck you. I bet you're salty because your nation doesn't have any cool monstergirls.

Perfectly trustworthy monsters.

>>25066460
>Nationalism's great
Imagine being a boot licker
IMAGINE NOT LICKING SWEATY MONSTER GIRL ABS INSTEAD

what food are yoy allways down for?

>>25066460
>Nationalism's great
/monster/ is a few blocks down