Is japan planning to close their ports already?

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Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:06:27 2009 No.2499659 [Reply] [Original]

Is japan planning to close their ports already?

>>	President Madagascar Mon Apr 27 16:10:27 2009 No.2499681 SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING . . . BURN EVERYTHING

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:12:27 2009 No.2499691 Aren't their ports already closed? ZING

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:13:27 2009 No.2499704 Everyone dies. Muslims rule over the world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:13:27 2009 No.2499705 Harmless outside of Mexico, what a shitty flu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:15:27 2009 No.2499717 ┌┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┐ ┤This is a------├ ┤Swine Flu--.. ├ ┤Copy it_help ├ ┤it mutate _... ├ └┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┘

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:16:27 2009 No.2499728 >>2499704 >Everyone dies >Muslims rule what

>>	Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. Mon Apr 27 16:18:27 2009 No.2499741 I'm in croatia, nothing works here not the recetion not the economy not the flu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:20:27 2009 No.2499757 Yay florida!

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon Apr 27 16:23:27 2009 No.2499767 >>2499728 >Implying Muslims aren't people.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:37:27 2009 No.2500195 WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN TO JEWS? FUCKING PIGS

Taiko Drum Master !dqTSUNDERE Mon Apr 27 17:49:27 2009 No.2500240

The pig flu is seen as Divine punishment from Allah by the Muslims, this is because Allah was once a pig in this physical plane before ascending to heaven to become the creator of all things.

This also explains why Muslims can't eat pork.

>>	None !Mystia3.V2 Mon Apr 27 17:52:27 2009 No.2500246 I now have a longer break than spring break itself, it's great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:52:27 2009 No.2500247 ┌┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┐ ┤This is a------├ ┤Swine Flu--.. ├ ┤Copy it_help ├ ┤it mutate _... ├ └┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┘

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:53:27 2009 No.2500250 >>2499767 >>implying that Muslims are people

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:02:27 2009 No.2500277 /jp/ vegetarian / vegan immunity crew.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:07:27 2009 No.2500287

>>2500277
Airborne, no pork needs to be consumed.

This is what I hate the most of this pandemic meme. The idiots. Jesuschrist, it's like being under a flood of idiots everywhere that don't know the most basic thing of epidemiology and biology. And don't get me started on the conspiracy theorists.
Bloody humans everywhere. I wish this was an actual lethal pandemic so your numbers were thinned out a bit, improve life worldwide.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:11:27 2009 No.2500303 Nothing in south america, I'm safe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:14:27 2009 No.2500309 I hope Pygma-chan is safe from this... She can't die until she goes out with me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:17:02 2009 No.2500317 ┌┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┐ ┤This is a------├ ┤Swine Flu--- ├ ┤Copy it_help├ ┤it mutate _... ├ └┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┘

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:20:02 2009 No.2500490 ┌┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┐ ┤This is a------├ ┤Swine Flu--.. ├ ┤Copy it_help ├ ┤it mutate _... ├ └┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┘

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:24:02 2009 No.2500509 ┌┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┐ ┤This is a------├ ┤Swine Flu--... ├ ┤Copy it_help ├ ┤it mutate _... ├ └┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┘

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:08:27 2009 No.2501293 Meanwhile, in Madagascar...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:09:27 2009 No.2501298 It doesnt matter, it'll be all over the world in weeks

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:13:27 2009 No.2501318 >>2500303 Brazil was confirmed a while ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:18:27 2009 No.2501333 File: 82 KB, 300x300, X4jaqo.jpg.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2501293 >>2501318

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:19:27 2009 No.2501340 Madagascar.... motha fuckers Madagascar

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:21:27 2009 No.2501347 ┌┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┐ ┤This is a------├ ┤Swine Flu--. ├ ┤Copy ihelp.. ├ ┤it mutate ... ├ └┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┘

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:24:27 2009 No.2501356 OP's map reminds me of that game where we control virus evolution to infect the whole world, anyone play that game ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:24:27 2009 No.2501357 I live in Mexico. Shit just got real. No school for a week, everything is closed. Time to download VN's and some more Touhou goodness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:25:27 2009 No.2501361 >>2501356 Absolutely no one. You are the first to play it, Anoynmous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:28:27 2009 No.2501368 >>2500287 it's Obama fault

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:30:27 2009 No.2501381 >>2501356 >>2501361 I can only find the shitty newgrounds link, sorry http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/448950

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:32:27 2009 No.2501397 >>2501357 fuck you kids... i still have go to work with those filty swine assholes

>>	Anonymous of Cocks !fhcTOU738k Mon Apr 27 22:33:27 2009 No.2501404 brb, moving to madagascar

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:35:27 2009 No.2501411 There are no swine in Japan, only inoshishi

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:36:27 2009 No.2501421 File: 50 KB, 426x306, swineflu.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BAM! LOOK AT THAT BACON SIZZLE!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:38:27 2009 No.2501435 >>2501397 LOL.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:39:27 2009 No.2501444 >>2501318 Nope http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/Mundo/0,,MUL1100408-5602,00-ENTENDA+O+QUE+PROVOCA+A+GRIPE+S UINA+DOENCA+QUE+PODE+VIRAR+PANDEMIA.html "Oficialmente, doença não chegou ao Brasil."

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:42:27 2009 No.2501457 >>2501421 I thought I was the only one who recalled this when I heard "Swine Flu".

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:43:27 2009 No.2501464 >>2501457 its up there with salmonella fitzgerald

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:46:27 2009 No.2501476 THE FINNISH EMPIRE WILL STAND STRONG AGAINST THIS PANDEMIC

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:46:27 2009 No.2501477 >>2501457 It's a bit of a meme now in /co/. We need to find more chimps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:51:27 2009 No.2501501 >>2501421 Oh God, the nostaliga! It burns!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:59:27 2009 No.2501535 I clicked reply to make a Madagascar joke. Then I read the first reply. Glad to see that was taken care of. Greenland's next!

>>	Tomoyo Daidouji !/YfUbdxGdE Tue Apr 28 04:45:27 2009 No.2502813 File: 20 KB, 274x480, determined.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Madagascar shall be the first target. I'll take care of their young (girl) children.

>>	Tomoyo Daidouji !/YfUbdxGdE Tue Apr 28 04:46:27 2009 No.2502818 File: 80 KB, 126x311, shocked 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2499681 Already?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:47:27 2009 No.2502821 >>2502813 Poor Tomoyo. You're in your mid-twenties now, growing old and ugly.

>>	ZUN !3GqYIJ3Obs Tue Apr 28 04:48:27 2009 No.2502822 look at asia. superior asian people is superior.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:48:27 2009 No.2502827 >>2502821 Shuddap, she'll always be a loli in my heart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:49:27 2009 No.2502829 >Spread to Denmark brb, telling the chieftan to shut down the trading ports

>>	Tomoyo Daidouji !/YfUbdxGdE Tue Apr 28 04:51:27 2009 No.2502840 File: 166 KB, 480x352, ^ _ ^.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2502821 That's wrong. I'm 10 years old. ^.^

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:51:27 2009 No.2502842 The flu seems to have reached Venice as well. We're fucked too. Fucked, I say. Better batten down the door, who know what's upon us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:53:27 2009 No.2502849 What if the pope got swine flu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:55:27 2009 No.2502858 >>2502849 There'd be a new pope.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:55:27 2009 No.2502859 >>2502840 Don't forget hot Tomoyo. It is a shame that a girl like you doesn't want an older man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:55:27 2009 No.2502862 >>2502840 Maybe if you kidnap enough ten year olds, rape them and drink their blood it'll come true.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:56:27 2009 No.2502868 File: 79 KB, 565x324, rfehrt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:56:27 2009 No.2502869 >>2502840 Can I date your mom?

>>	Tomoyo Daidouji !/YfUbdxGdE Tue Apr 28 05:01:27 2009 No.2502891 File: 85 KB, 564x768, DGz_Image_Organization_Project-p-1133.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2502859 Yes, it certainly is a shame, isn't it? ^.^

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:02:27 2009 No.2502895 File: 12 KB, 114x227, Yamame_Kurodani_portrait.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nyehehehehe

>>	Tomoyo Daidouji !/YfUbdxGdE Tue Apr 28 05:02:27 2009 No.2502898 File: 48 KB, 640x480, whywouldyoudothat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2502862 I'd never want to do something like that to them! I merely want to play with them and be friends! ^.^

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:03:27 2009 No.2502902 >>2502840 Aren't you too young to be browsing this site?

>>	Tomoyo Daidouji !/YfUbdxGdE Tue Apr 28 05:04:27 2009 No.2502903 File: 65 KB, 640x480, tomoyoandsonomi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2502869 Of course, if okaa-sama is interested. ^.^

>>	Tomoyo Daidouji !/YfUbdxGdE Tue Apr 28 05:05:27 2009 No.2502906 File: 19 KB, 195x254, fgsfds 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2502902 Of course not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:07:27 2009 No.2502917 Why exactly are you here, Tomoyo? Shouldn't you be in /a/ drooling over Sakura?

>>	Tomoyo Daidouji !/YfUbdxGdE Tue Apr 28 05:11:27 2009 No.2502936 File: 24 KB, 320x240, sincere.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2502917 I was invited to be here. ^.^

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:11:27 2009 No.2502939 >>2502917 More like /u/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:14:27 2009 No.2502947 What a great time to be a hikki.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:14:27 2009 No.2502948 >>2502947 Like it wasn't good before?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:16:27 2009 No.2502955 I hope it mutates.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:22:27 2009 No.2502968 >>2502948 Now I have an excuse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:31:27 2009 No.2502983 Tomoyo tripfag is even worse than Furukawa Akio

Aoko Aozaki !WU0xSUGOI6 Tue Apr 28 05:43:27 2009 No.2503004

Hate to break the mood with a serious post but immigration in Japan is making people coming from Mexico take temperature tests before entering

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2009-04/26/content_11258685.htm

Combined with the fingerprinting and photos that they do by default I'd hate to see the immigration lines at the moment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:44:27 2009 No.2503008 >>2502983 No. Tomoyo is cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:02:27 2009 No.2504228 >>2502842 Who the hell lives in Venice?

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:12:27 2009 No.2504273

>>2503004
Wait, concentrate potential carriers with healthy people? I hope they're taking better measures.

Anyway, this whole pandemic shit is overblown. Most deaths are for lack of proper timely attention and we're just getting carried away with the panic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:12:27 2009 No.2504276 Hey Anon, roll with me. We're gona go rape Tomoyo to death. It'll be hot lets go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:19:27 2009 No.2504300 File: 18 KB, 306x254, battlaria.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2504228

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:21:27 2009 No.2504308 >>2504273 Global panic is good from time to time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:27:27 2009 No.2504335 >>2504308 Well, yeah, this sort of panic is good, if only because there is no clear vaccine and no need to go outside for any reason. So it's a peaceful panic, people are staying in instead of looting and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:30:27 2009 No.2504350 COULD YOU RETARDED FEAR BUYING MONGRELS KEEP THIS FUCKING SHIT OUT OF MY BOARD

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:31:27 2009 No.2504356 >>2504350 No anon, this concerns us all, in fact, YOU might be dying NOW.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:32:27 2009 No.2504358 >>2504356 MORE information on how to protect YOUR FAMILY, after this messages.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:35:27 2009 No.2504366 File: 37 KB, 640x352, 0cf7ec61b939a26e46a9dc467e5191f2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2504356 NO U

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:13:27 2009 No.2504502

First, you get some light symptoms such as headaches or a cold. After that, the virus does nothing for 3-7 days. After that incubation period, you suddenly suffer from lots of internal bleeding, and you die within hours.
Damn researchers. 8 years too early, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:14:27 2009 No.2504503 Oh god guys, I just coughed. I think I have the swine flu, what should I do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:16:27 2009 No.2504510 >>2504502 I had a light fever yesterday, I'm going to DIE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:20:27 2009 No.2504533 >>2504503 You should immediately call a doctor, then rush over to the hospital, ignoring the doctor you just called.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:27:27 2009 No.2504568 No worries, Robo-doc will save us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:28:27 2009 No.2504573 >>2504503 Upon reading this post, I coughed too. It's contagious over the internet! Don't read his post! In fact, you shouldn't have read this post either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:38:27 2009 No.2504612 File: 67 KB, 640x480, isthisswineflu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys, a really painful sharp stinging sensation started in my hand about half an hour ago, and this big mark has appeared on it. Have I caught swine flu?

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:39:27 2009 No.2504621

>>2504612
Quick, sever your hand immediately to prevent it from spreading to the rest of your body. Actually, sever your arm just to be on the safe side, the moments you spent writing that post and reading this one has probably already let it spread up already!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:45:27 2009 No.2504644 Dudes, this morning I coughed. I don't know what to do, I'm so scared...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:48:27 2009 No.2504655 File: 6 KB, 150x200, 11714531328281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Negros are immune to pig flu, that's why South America and Africa aren't affected. White trash just got fucked.

>>	SonnyRay Tue Apr 28 14:57:27 2009 No.2504686 >>2504655 Negros in Southamerica? That's only BR.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Tue Apr 28 15:00:27 2009 No.2504693 File: 606 KB, 618x592, wot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2504655 >negros >south america Go back to middle-school geography, there are no negros in South America, not even tourist ones. ಠ_ಠ

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:07:27 2009 No.2504719

>>2504693
Right... Because Spain and Portugal were very nice and left them all back in Africa after a cool beach party.
Nope, no black people or descendants of africans in the whole continent. Not a single one.

For fucksake, sometimes the internet is so exasperating. A tool to allow idiots to say anything they want. I feel like Yahoo Answers in here.

>>	SonnyRay Tue Apr 28 15:44:27 2009 No.2504859 >>2504655 This was stupid but... >>2504693

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:46:27 2009 No.2504862 >>2504693 You clearly don't know any... oh, wait... I forgot for a second that you're a jackass.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Tue Apr 28 15:46:27 2009 No.2504863 >>2504859 >>2504719 :3

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:47:27 2009 No.2504865 File: 9 KB, 207x427, V.Games - Resident Evil-Zero - Albert Wesker.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2504655 NATURAL SELECTION!!!! LEAVES THE SURVIVOR STRONGER!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:48:27 2009 No.2504869 >>2504865 You mean "leaves the stronger survivor."

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:48:27 2009 No.2504870 >>2504869 No he's quoting it right except he forgot "and better".

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:49:27 2009 No.2504873 File: 45 KB, 448x354, 1240287573937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2504865 Seven minutes...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:54:27 2009 No.2504901 >>2504865 ALBERT WESKER ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:58:27 2009 No.2504922 File: 162 KB, 292x316, douk noukem is amused.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:58:27 2009 No.2504923 File: 6 KB, 209x175, 1240530053132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2504901 L1 + R1

>>	Kurai !MEIDOh12Vo Tue Apr 28 15:59:27 2009 No.2504928 HOW IS THIS...POSSIBLE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xuXkVzBdJQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:13:27 2009 No.2505015 File: 220 KB, 400x1214, Wesker_global saturation.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2504922

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