/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I thought it would be rougher than that.

feels good man

/jp/ - Virginity/General

Prove it.

Hm. Curious.

Also, my finger does not taste very good.

Not really, although they are similar.

I can't suck my own dick so that doesn't help me

Touch the inside of your cheek with your penis

That's what sex feels like

Oh wow this is awesome, thanks OP

Shit, sure feels good

I am now fapping while touching my cheek

I bite my cheek skin so touching it feels bad, man.

holy shit

yeah... unless she's as dry as a desert...

>>2496924

So it's like touching a pussy with genital warts.

>>2496919

So did I technically just get laid?

Interesting.

>>2496941
Congratulations, you lost your virginity to a man.

Is that why they always say "mouth-pussy" in doujinshi?

>>2496966

I'm a girl on the inside. I was touching the inside of my mouth. Thus, everything is hetero.

>>2496975

No one has every called it that ever. EVER.

>>2496984
what? I hear them say it all the time in eroge.

>>2496992

Have you been using a text hooker or something?

>>2496984
It's not that uncommon

>>2496975
Don't you mean "pussy-mouth"?

>>2497005

Aperture science.

Maybe if your cheek squeezed your finger.

>>2497001
dammit dad

>>2497005
No, but is there even a difference?

I am picturing dozens of young men across the nation basking in the glow of their monitors with their index fingers lodged firmly in their mouths, staring blankly into space while a faint squishing noise echoes throughout their darkened bedrooms. And I am giggling.

>>2497018

OH COURSE THERE'S A FUCKING DIFFERENCE, ANON.

>>2497011
You can simulate that too.

>>2497022

Some of us are drunk too.

>>2497011

Okay, all I need to do now is find out how to get my penis into my mouth.

It feels good.

If only I could suck my own cock could I feel sex.

We can't confirm if this is what a vagina really feels like though. It might feel different.

>>2497022
Just as planned.

>>2497022
You forgot the few of us who are trying to stick our cocks in our moths.

In before /jp/ experiences mouth infections on a pandemic scale.

>>2497051

My hands are clean.

>>2497042
Maybe we should ask Pygmalion if she'd demonstrate for us.

>>2497055
I don't think he'd be any more knowledgeable on the subject than us.

>>2497062
No, but I think he owns a fleshlight.

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Goddamnit /jp/.

You better ignore this thread, Pygmalion. And I mean it.

>>2496893

/nod

>>2497094
>>And I mean it.

What's Anon gonna do?

This thread is terrible, yet it fills me with lulz.

I just learned a whole new way to fap.

Fuck, I should brush my teeth.

I guess you losers have never experienced the feeling of having a maid suck on your finger.

Why does pussy have bits of chocolate inside.
Is that the real interest behind "eating someone out" ?

>>2499169
Woah, you dressed up as a maid to do this? Fuck, you're awesome.

>>2497124
Fall in love with her, start stalking her etc. And put my finger in her mouth.

We should ask Pygmalion. She's a girl so she should know.

>>2499185
Seconded.
>>2499169
I'd let you live at my place for free, on certain conditions.

This pussy is slimier and much warmer. I have eaten several, so I would know this.

We should summon athens for confirmation.

He's probably the most knowledgeable on the matter.

>>2499219
Since when do the cat-eating Chinese have access to 4chan?

>>2499231
since they found out how to use proxies

>This entire thread.

>>2499221
ZUN knows too. I'm sure he's just a closet non-virgin, with his abs and all.

I touched my vagina

Hm, surprised this has lasted so long. Methings anon could do with some female friends.

>>2499271
I think I should take it slow and start with male friends.

>>2496879
Yukkuri Cirno is so magnificent in that pic...

New Fapping technique acquired. Thanks OP.

What is a cheek?

>>2499355

A miserable pile of fuck

>>2499355
http://www.google.com/language_tools

>>2499329
I think you mean Unconquered Sun.

>>2499297
Stick with online ones, bro.

>04/27/09(Mon)01:42
>04/27/09(Mon)14:15

dear god

>>2499412
What, we have threads that last weeks.
No wonder a thread about feeling how pussy feels like would stay here for a little while.

>>2499412
New to /jp/, eh? This board is pretty slow..I just like because its easier to take it easy when threads wont die in 2 hours.

>>2499442
I just like it*

>>2499219
That's in response to arousal, though. A pure girl wouldn't feel like that.

I think.

Women are better conversationalists than men

>>2499451
Did you figure that one out all on your own?

I got a raging hardon doing this. Shits hot.

>>2499169
go away, Shiki

>>2499442
2 hours?

Threads in /a/ don't even last 20 minutes before deletion.

>>2499468
An hour usually.

goddamn you, /jp/
I tried to resist it while reading the whole thread, but eventually I folded and touched the inside of my cheek.
First the Hinako workout, and now this.
I feel like a fucking loser

I had already done it in a previous thread, but my cheek feels softer now.
I think it's that time of the month.

>>2499483
Did you actually do the work out, though?

>>2499169

why do cheeks feel like vaginas

I asked my mother, it's true.

>>2499497

I work out daily even without Hinako ova

>>2499501

They're both made of mucus-secreting membranes.

it's like sticking a finger in your anus too!

oh wait...

>>2499551
when I do that my finger gets all smelly. This is a non-smelly alternative

>>2496879
open your mouth

>>2499560
smell your finger
now.

>>2499567

Mouth cancer?

>>2499571
minty, because I can't chew gum with my ass

>>2499567
reminds me of pigeon blood and that chick with a vagina for a mouth

>>2499579
Shows how much you know.

>>2499579
good point

>>2499567
What a beautiful mouth.

Goddamnit, isn't there a single female here who could do a comparison for us and tell us if there's a difference in the feeling or not?

>>2499634
see
>>2499219

>>2499634
Would you be satisfied if I pretended to be a female and told that?

>>2499634
The inside of my cheek isn't as soft, but close.
Also the inside of a cheek doesn't engulf a finger tightly.

>>2499730
JESUS CHRIST, QUIT FLAUNTING THAT YOU'RE A FEMALE

BIG DEAL, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT. GO BACK TO /r9k/.

>>2499730
What about the moisture level?

>>2499747
Who said I was female?

>>2499768
good job, now I'm disgusted.

>>2499788
Is the loud slapping noise from soaking wet female genitals really that bad?

>>2499768
Normal = about the same as the inside of a mouth.
Arousal = wetter than the inside of a mouth.

>>2499798
Ok.

>>2499806
And keep in mind that all females are different.

This is like a sex-ed class with nothing but male 4th graders.

Do women find /jp/'s pitiful knowledge of female anatomy cute or pathetic?

>>2499834
It's so cute. I want to eat you up. ^_^

>>2499834
disturbing

so i asked my sister if this was true. she offered to fuck me so ill be back in a bit with an answer.

>>2499834
awwwwww kawaii virgin otaku ^_^

>>2499842
You can eat me, sweetie.

>>2499851
don't forget to make her call you onii-sama

>>2499579
you just are not trying enough.

>>2496879

If you're lucky. Some vaginas feel like sandpaper. Some feel like rice paper. Hell, some girls have hair on the INSIDE. Watch out guys, you're sticking your penis into unknown territory when you have sex.

>>2499851
Cool story, bro.

sure are a lot of faggots in here

>>2499862
None of us have to worry about any of that.

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>>2499862
Why are vaginas so disgusting? Goddamn.

Hey guys, a friend of a friend told me that if you flick you pee-pee 100 times that white stuff will come out.

>>2499894
Ancient China believed if you flick your pee pee 100 times and held the white stuff in you could become immortal.

Other recipes to immortality do include drowning yourself and drinking mercury, though.

>Watch out guys, you're sticking your penis into unknown territory when you have sex.
Sad, but true.

>>2499497
Yes, the whole fourth wall stuff creeped me out. And because I have the social skills of a duck I couldn't tell her I wouldn't do it.

lol internet

>>2499934

>>2496879
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

>>2499934
Now I'm scared of watching it.

So ronery.

if you desperately want to know how a vagina feels like, a cat is fine too. (or dog either)

>>2500019
I'll just wait until there's an accident and they become dog/cat-girls

>>2500065
CATDOG GIRLS?

>>2500065
They usually turn into plants

Going to do my workout now
but Hinako is too slow and doesn't do what I want, so I'll leave her ALONE.I

>>2500108
I can't fucking do it. How can I let her stop?

>>2500148
Just let her run on loop, she'll lose weight fast enough.

>>2500165
BUT IT BURNS
My god it burns so bad. I've never trained before.

>>2500019
I tried it before, my dog almost bit me.
She was also quite old and because of this her vag was pretty disgusting.
No, even the inside of my cheek was a better experience than that.

>>inside of cheek
>>what a vagina feels like

Guess it's a good thing that I can suck my own dick to the base....

Too bad about those teeth...

>>2500184
I started doing squats wednesday since that thread that made me realize how pathetic I had become.
Even though it hurts and leaves me struggling with stairs, today I was fine.
So I guess you just have to keep at it every day until it no longer hurts.

>>2500184
Start easy dear anon, you don't have to do as much as she does in the beginning, just do as much as you can, try your best, you'll see the results after a while.

>>2500217
you truly are the /jp/tripfried ;_;

>This thread

Touch the inside of your asshole.

That's what anal sex with a Touhou feels like.

>>2500227
thats fucking repulsive.

all of you are filthy sinners who should burn in hell for even THINKING about anal penetration. the bible says that the only type of sexual intercourse should be vaginal with the prior consent of the woman.

slap my pussy

>>2500227
Hm. Curious.

Also, my finger does not taste very good.

>>2500019
>cat is fine too. (or dog either)
I wonder... well, not bad as a last resort, as it's pretty hopeless for me to find a human who would touch me.

That said, which dog species would /jp/ recommend for molesting? Which one has genitals closest to a human in size and shape? Anyone with experience with that in here?

>>2500252
there was a chart posted in /b/, but I didnt save it

>>2500252
No, but I once [spoiler ] wait, no, more than once [/spoiler] did a horse.
Anyway, don't do it, bro.
It doesn't feel as good as it sounds, and the remorse afterwards is too big.

/jp/ - full of healthy, average young folk.

>>2500227
I've been touching my ass more and more lately. It's starting to feel pretty good.

>>2500252
>>2500252
No, but I once wait, no, more than once did a horse.
Anyway, don't do it, bro.
It doesn't feel as good as it sounds, and the remorse afterwards is too big.

I love exploring my sexuality with /jp/

>>2500252
>which dog species would /jp/ recommend for molesting?
Oh dear.

>>2500293
I know, bro, dogs are foul things.

Bump because this thread has so much faggotry that more people must see it.

It might scare them away from /jp/ and we might have peace again for a while.

>>2500258
>there was a chart posted in /b/, but I didnt save it

oh lawd

>>2500267
Same here. I noticed it's started getting a bit wet there when I'm aroused now. I don't know if that's normal.

>>2500457
It's called sweat coming out of your hairy ass

>>2500197
I can only lick the tip right now, but I've started doing stretches. Eventually I might be able to get some in my mouth!

>>2500462
I keep it shaved.

>there was a chart posted in /b/, but I didnt save it

>>2500258
Kordox is that you?

>>2499851
alright. i'm back with my whore of a sister watching over my shoulder laughing like mad at this thread. the answer is more soft, wet and smooth.

>>2500496
Touch and tell us how it feels like, don't trust a slut.

>>2500464
I can give mine a few licks too. It really doesn't feel all that good.

>Anonymous 04/27/09(Mon)16:44
>Anonymous 04/27/09(Mon)19:21
What are you, some kind of pussy?
Go back and fuck her for another 2 hours

>>2500465
How do you shave your ass, anyway? Do you use a mirror?

>>2500496
why does your sister know what a vagina feels like? what a slut.

>>2500496
You need to hook us up with your sister.
Now.

>>2500505
You should really watch out with that sort of thing

>>2500516
No he doesn't, I don't want, she's used goods now.

>>2500511
You could just use an electric razor.
You can't cut yourself with that so no need to see what you're doing..

>>2500504
>>2500513
i refer you to >>2499851
at least glance at the linked post before responding to it.

>>2500526
Was all the ass hair a pain to clean up?

>>2500529
I'm pretty sure he didn't touch it and just asked her, hence my answer.

>>2500537
No. Just do it in a bathtub.

>>2500526
>>electric razor cant cut you

oh contraire, they can cut you nastily.
Personally, I use an electric razor very carefully, then use a regular razor for the rest.

>>2500538
i stuck my penis in her mouth and vagina.

>>2500547
That's not how you write "au".

>>2500511
Squat down when I'm in the shower, shave outwards in a circle all along the underside. It's a lot harder to cut yourself than you would think.

>>2500547
How exactly since the blades are behind some tiny holes so small that only hair and maybe your penis fits through?

>>2500550
I don't habeeb it.
1° : Everyone on /jp/ is a virgin.
2° : You are on /jp/
3° : Hence, you are a virgin.

>>2496892
Have you ever touched a vagina? Besides your own

>>2500566
oh ok. i dont really care if you believe me or not. i was under the impression that you were misunderstanding my comment.

>>2500565
A hair's probability of passing through that fucking thing is nil unless it is very short/standing up, maybe if you run it over your ass six thousand times it'll get everything

That's why (decent) electric razors have a trimmer.

>>2500576
Oh, no, I understand, don't worry, /jp/ is a perceptive, if stubborn, lot.

i touched my girlfriend's vagina for the first time last night. shit was pretty cash.

she even let me take off her bra and suck on her tits. she's pretty flat, but i guess that's the trade off when you date a Japanese girl.

>>2500577
You only need that the first time, if you cut it regularly and don't let the hair grow too long, though.

Does anyone else think sex seems kinda gross?

This thread is so sad...

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>>2500604
All the juices and shit that get everywhere. I don't think I'd ever be able to sleep on my bed again.

>>2500604

>>2500604
Yes. Vagina seem disgusting. Also the juices, fuck that.

/jp/ - Sex Ed/Beastiality/Incest/Exercise/Self-Falatio/Anal Masterbation

>>2500591
enjoy your trap.

>>2500706
You forgot the trolls. Oh, our lovely trolls, what would we do without them.

>>2500717
when I was young, /jp/ had to make his own trolls

This thread is the definite proof that /jp/'s roneryfags are the same people who are making the virgin threads on /b/.

>>2500741
>Implying that I go to 4chan's /b/

>>2500741
I don't know what the virgin threads on /b/ are because I don't go there. Maybe you should leave.

>>2500760
If you omit all the spam, you come frighteningly close to this thread.

>>2500774
It'll put it into terms you'll understand.
gb2/b/

>>2500604
Actually, yeah. I'm pretty asexual.

>>2501326
You goddamn freak.

I love you guys