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Why does she prod your eye? Strange place to check for fat

Poked back and now my monitor is smudgy...

She told me I'm squishy ;_;

>>2492590
so ronery

Hinako needs her own full-length series.

>>2492577
I kind of wish I was fat on the slim chance a girl would poke me and say I was squishy. ;_;

>>2492603
You'll have to try hard, I eat all day and I'll still barely overweight.

>>2492603
At least being skinny means one might actually find you attractive

>>2492610
I don't think so, bro.

>>2492610
No, I'm pretty skinny, it's not very attractive. Women want someone manly, a chubby guy can still be manly, a skinny guy is just a weak dork.

Subs for the DVD?

Are the subs out yet? Name of this piece?

>>2492618
At least you pencil necks don't die of heart disease by mid 50's.

>>2492640

Yes

At first i thought she was holding a skin-colored mirror.

>>2492663
A space distorting skin-colored mirror.

>>2492676
You're right. That must be it.

>>2492645
It depends on how they're skinny. Some skinny people are even unhealthier and more prone to heart disease than fat people.

She's poking your cheek

>>2492720
And thus distorting time and space.
She must be poking the eye.

>>2492720
Poke your cheek.
Can you see the tip of your finger? No. She's poking your eye.

>>2492731
glasses

>>2492577

"You see, my massive finger proves the equations of general relativity by bending light around it, thus forming a gravitational lens"

>>2492699
If they are this skinny, yes.

I did this shit yesterday and today I woke up with sore legs. God damn am I out of shape.

If I do lots of exercises, will I become an anime characters also? ;_;

>>2492751
Me too. The squats themselves were fine, but today when I bend down it hurts pretty bad

>>2492731
You're supposed to be IN the anime. Don't know what you're doing. That's why she's poking you in the eye. Because you're looking at the screen, and not becoming the screen.

>>2492751
I have a sore abdomen. Her situps were way too fast for me so I had to do it more than once because I was obsessive about wanting to time it perfectly with her so I felt like I was really with her. so ronery ;_;

>>2492746
Damn, so much porn already. She's popular.

subs out

>>2492887
ORLY?

>>2492887
oh god oh god

>>2492887
>>2492900
>>2492908
They were already out.

I feel incredibly dirty after watching this.

>>2492887
So basically I just need to say "I WANNA BE LIKE THAT" and I can be an anime character?

>>2492887
Link please

>>2492935
You have to say it in Japanese

>>2492943

I WANNA BE RIKE DAT

>>2492937
EVER HEARD OF TOKYO TOSHO?

Your Finger is Way Way Fat...WTF

>>2492887
THIS GIRL IS ME

Downloaded the dvd, this stuff is great. Though I could barely do the sit-ups.. I lol everytime when her boobs go BOIN.
Hinako is cuter than expected..

>>2493103
boin is cute?

I've been told by girls that I am too skinny and look like a holocaust survivor (Is 6'2", 150 pounds underweight?) I went out to a bar (YES A FUCKING BAR) with some coworkers and was told by a trio of women that I look like a little boy. They would want a real man with meat on his bones. I'm 24. And by society's standards these women would be deemed very attractive.

I have combated this by eating stuff that is unhealthy but I never gain any weight. I went so far as to visit my doctor and his basic explanation is that I have a VERY high metabolism, I immediately begin burning off food. The only good news was that I am in very good shape health wise. Better than some my age.

>>2493156
This is me, except I'm also short. I just need to find myself a shotacon girl.

>>2493156
I'm 6'1'' and 130lbs. I've got bones sticking out in weird places and it hurts to sit in chairs without padding because I have a bony ass. People say I look deformed.

>>2493168
Same here, I'm 5'7". I always get mistaken for 17 year old. I'm 22, damn it.

>>2493156
Some girls are into younger looking men, keep at it! I'm really short AND really skinny so I don't even get height on my side.

Also just cus you're not fat doesn't mean you don't have jello-muscles to poke.

>>2492916
If you exercise with her, you don't feel dirty!

>>2493156
I think a lot of us are on that same situation.
5'8" and 118, although at one time I was around 90. Anyway, I've heard that a carbohydrate and proteins heavy diet can get you in a fair enough shape. Plus, a well trimmed beard adds you 5-7 years to how you look. Helps a bit.

>>2493261
I can't grow a beard.

>>2493156
there's always cougars

Which is better? DVD ISO or a subbed mkv/avi/whatever?

I went with ISO thinking there might be good bonuses, but then again perhaps it is interesting with subtitles?

>>2493314
Use a marker.
Shaving is a bore anyway.

I expect a "You need to eat more, you anorexic faggot"

>>2493338
watch the subbed one once or twice so you know what she's saying (though the japanese is pretty easy for your average weeaboo) then use the DVD version.

>[Chihiro]​_Training​_with​_Hinako​_v2​_[DVD][h264][980FD9B4].​mkv
I'm assuming this is a full version, unlike the one from [Boobz]?

>>2493209

Same, except I'm 19 and people think I'm a highschool freshmen. Maybe I should run with it, join a host club, and hope to find a hot rich chick that's into jailbait.

>>2493338
The mkv version is silly. The DVD is made out of lots of short clips.

>>2493233
Well I am into, dare I say it here? On /jp/?, older more mature women. But from what I've seen most like guys who look like guys, not little boys.

>>2493402
Where's the .iso version, then? I think I saw someone post it some time ago, but I thought it was best to wait for subs.

>>2493156
You won't have this problem in France.

>>2493407

Damn, me too. I want to find a doctor or a psychiatrist or something that's into guys ten years younger than her.

>>2493450
Do you realize someone told me I'm fat, in france ?
I weigh eighty fucking kilos.
Not my goddamn fault if you people are all skinny and undernourished.

>>2493463

You ate that person afterwards, right?

>>2493465
Of course, how dare they call me fat.
I'm muscular, learn the difference !

>>2493463

Maybe if you should stopped eating so many rations you wouldn't be fat.

>>2493533
(*´Д`) B-big Boss...

>>2493533
>>2493539

>>2493533
I don't have any rations, don't they make any diet snakes ?

>>2493533

>>2493533
Mm, pretty good.

>>2493533

What is it with you and Metal Gear Solid 3?

>>2493396
>hope to find a hot rich chick that's into jailbait.
I have a cute face, this is my one hope in life.

>>2493638

You know would be great, if she agreed to buy all the figs and shit you want, and you get your own personal maid, so long as you go with her to the occasional ball or gala so she can show her friends that she can still get a young, virile boytoy. And you'd have to have sex with her. I know /jp/ is terrified by sex, but just think of the figs you can get!

>>2493601

This.

>>2493567

>>2493571
i have a snake you can eat

I felt bad fapping to this because technically Hinako is a 3D girl.

>>2493834

The 3D part ruined everything!

>>2493209
Lucky bastard; I'm 19, but 6'8" with a bit of facial hair so everybody assumes I'm 20-something.

>>2494692
I see it as an advantage.
Shaved: Harmless 17-19 year old.
3-day Beard: Menacing 25-28 year old terrorist.

I'm 22 by the way.

I don't shave for 3 days and I look like fucking Osama bin Laden. Of course that's all cool and manly and shit but it also gets annoying after a while.

>>2494765
Brofist.
Have you ever got detained in your homecity and asked for your passport?

>>2494765
same here

except when I open my mouth, they can tell Im an idiot

I'm 20 and the secretary at my work said I look like I'm 12.

Felt pretty good.

>>2494781
Happened to me once. other questions were

"Do you need medical assistance?"

"Who do you live with?"

>>2494781
Haha, hasn't happened to me yet. Probably because I'm German and not an Amerifag.