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I love Haachama!
I love Towa.
Miko a fakety fake faker!
Early Kaichou
casual peko outfit when?
Towa fangs.
Ahoy!
>>24867688https://streamable.com/vev0fr
Towa is a whore
miko...
>>24867688Beat ritualfags
Your yubisHand them over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Qq1-StsfI Noel is live
Hey, guys. It seems a lot of you have been struggling with emotional or mental issues that prevent you from understanding a very simple fact, so I thought I’d explain it to you: the Hololive streamers are corporate paid actresses who are just doing a job. They aren’t potential or actual girlfriends for any of you any more than IRL famous actresses are. You wouldn’t wire five bucks to Kate Winslet and expect her to remember or care who you are, right? So sit back and enjoy the streams, if you want to give them money that’s great but you’re a dumbass if you expect or think you deserve anything for doing so
3D dorkness SOON
Ayame..
Ayame-sama is honestly a gift to humanity, her cuteness soothes my depressed soul.Also one of the last remaining pillars of seiso in Hololive, didn't do any crazy outlandish stuff to gain a lot of subscribers but whenever you need to purify yourself from the depraved antics from her peers Ayame is always there for you.
deathposters should be banned on sight
I'm going to post this every day until you like it.
>>24867690>oversleeps for her morning member stream>the first thing we see is the dick sucking line Haachama left on her screen from yesterday's stream>one of the Haatons tell her "Well, you can start by reading the line again."
>>248676886 days remaining... For the end of this threads... Are you ready to face Oblivion?
Who is the menhera queen of hololive? Towa?Rushia?Noel?Matsuri?Haato?
>>24867709Eternal dorkness...
>>24867717
Kenzoku...
>>24867719I am ready to filter Towa
>>24867709this looks like a trace
>>24867721Eternal Dorkness Tower
>>24867717Why are Sakurafags like this?
>>24867717I hate it
Is just me or Noel got slower and clumsy?
みこちと出会ってから毎日が幸せにぇ~!
>>24867705based, ritualfags need to fuck off forever
>>24867710Looks pretty accurate tbdesu
>>24867717I hate it!
>>24867695All holos need casual outfits.
The Pride of Hololive!
>>24867727Trace on...
>>24867723Brother.
My daughter is very cute
>>24867710PekoMiko bros... !
Did Vills fix the live vod yet? I saw they tweeted they fucked up the credits so it's been down almost since right after the live
>>24867720Noel when under pekora bullying
peko
>>24867709I am ready for an entire thread where all posts are "Towa..."
>>24867741God I wish that was me
>>24867726where is she going?
>>24867746Pekora is perfection
Ayame-sama let me sniff your butthole onegai
>>24867750
Noeru...
>>24867741kanata?!
pekora
Danchou...
>>24867746>housewife capabilities anywhere above zeroFake.
Ramune Canada...
Noel...
I need you to download this image before it's too late. It won't be very long until they find me. Don't let the truth be lost, /hl
Pity sex from Kanata!
>>24867717KUYASHIII
>>24867746>>24867757Miko was the bad egg all along...
Why is noel regressing
Welcome to hololive cabaret good sir, what would you like to order for today?
>>24867759
>>24867741does tenshi have a dick?also why isn't Hanemachi suporting her sister
天使なしでは生きていけない体になってしまった。朝起きてスマホを開くと真っ先に天使のツイートを見る、天使の配信が生活の一部になっててもう無い生活が思い出せないくらいです。はぁ…天使ほんとすこ…この気持ち誰かわかってくれるかな…
https://streamable.com/a8qzy1
>>24867776one peko, one womb, one green rushia
>>24867758Sorry bro but she's busy right now, I could let you smell my dick though, it's the same smell
>>24867776I would like Coco's cocock please...
団長...
>>24867745and funny!
>>24867746Of course Peko is shit at housework, she'a too busy playing games peko.
>>24867779girls can masturbate too anon
Aqua... the minecraft streams... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VT5Iwhz0_Q
you guys don't have other vtubers you watch while in dead hours? pathetic.
Noel... How are you supposed to beat pekora like this...
>>24867783no
>>24867746Perfection
did noel eat breakfast before starting? sounds like we might be getting some cranky menhera kino if she fucks up enough.
>>248677761 knight mommy with an extra smug kusagi on the side.
>>24867739
>>24867798I want to pamper this shitty rabbit while she rakes in the dosh
>>24867785that's my cum from last night, sorry if it bothered you cuck
Towa...!
>>24867804this is the hololive thread
I love Aqua!
so what was the joke with the kanata hanging againam I too normie to get it or something
>>24867817*snuff*
>>24867741me on the right
not so fast, nerds
>>24867804Towa is the only vtuber that I acknowledge every other vtuber is irrelevant.
Why you shouldn't donate - a handy guide for /hlg/ simps:-Primary reason is that it does exactly the opposite, of what you want to accomplish in your delusional head. First of all you are on this board and you are watching hololive, because you have a simp mentality. Yes a holo will be happy with an akasupa. But her being happy doesn't mean she likes you for it. All women that you have treated in this selfless sacrificing manner, where you did everything for them, saw you as a footstool not worth anything. Don't lie that you don't have any feelings for the holo. You do. Of course it will not work out and she won't be your wife regardless of what you do. But even if that wasn't the case, simping is the worst possible thing you can do. It makes you a complete bitch in her eyes.-It also makes you a bitch for everyone here who is not a simp. You pay her money and fund our entertainment and get nothing in return. I would even thank you, if you weren't a complete piece of trash, who has no self respect. But because you are a simp then thank me for being my bitch you faggot.-They have boyfriends who you are funding and you are a financial cuck. You fund another guy who is fucking someone you have romantic feelings for. How absolutely pathetic is that?-After she reads your supacha she will memoryhole you. And if she remembers than she probably has some plugin that just displays how many times you donated. How hard is it to do something like that really? And how much does she gain in the eyes of the simps if she does that?-She is an actress. She acts this way to get money. You pay her money to fall in love with you, but she doesn't even exist and that is before we even talk about her being a 2D avatar.Also you absolute piece of trash ask yourself why if I call you a faggot you don't really care. But why if I call you a simp you get your panties in a twist and rush to deflect the topic. I am happy at least a part of you feels deep shame and it should cause you are the absolute bottom of the society. Get some self-respect and stop simping.
>>24867745>地雷女>清楚ビッチ
>>24867792Luna's stamina bar is too big.
https://youtu.be/9aDlfXNpMGc>Subaru started doing her suba suba suba laugh because of Pekora
>>24867817>>24867828why are towafags like this
FBK the all-rounder. decent at everything but not great at anything...
>>24867830Put me in the screenshot!
Which hololive would cry during sex?
is this accurate?
>>24867830Based and incelpilled, I only do memberships to view extra content.
>>24867768>Masuri is the mos pure chubbaI thought that was common knowlegeYou dare defy the goddess Sora-sama anon...
>>24867827>not pictured: likelihood to bash your face in with a sock stuffed with quarters: MAX
>>24867783Jap hours are over anon, wake up.Yes, I feel the same way, it's a hopeless addiction but it feels so good
>>24867792pretty good estus substitute
>>24867688Miko is my wifu!
>>24867700I wish Marine would do more drawing streams
>>24867830i know this is a pasta but how tf do you counter these arguments? i'm afraid they are pretty logical...
>>24867848I was waiting for the next thread so that I can include the image
>>24867851I don't like it, please post more.
>>24867830Ganbare anon. It's cute that you still try so hard.
ノエル...
Random note for anyone who saves archives: in addition to youtube-dl there's also https://github.com/taizan-hokuto/pytchat for saving live chat.It's a library, but it can run standalone. See the readme.
>noone responded to my regular pasta so I made a bigger one and I'm samefagging as well
>>24867859her model is so fucking bad
>>24867830My holo tulpa says you're wrong, get your facts checked retard.
>>24867830Okay poorfag
>>24867817>baldI can't fap to this.
>>24867843>paying to watch a girl you like get fucked by another guyThat's even worse
>>24867830based
>>24867866Why would you save the live chat?
>>24867871Poorfags are easy to spot aren't they? You can tell by how they put money as the most important thing in the world.
>>24867830*hits pipe*AhemIs donating to chuubas the ultimate cuckoldry?I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than donating to chuubas. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, supporting and rearing a girl from debut to graduation solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your chuuba- sending her supacha, celebrating subscriber milestones with her, calling her かわいい, 草ing her antics. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.Supported the perfect chuuba. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way her character developed, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you supported her.As a man who has donated to chuubas, you are LITERALLY dedicating your hard earned money simply to support a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
https://files.catbox.moe/pk5qxx.mp4
>>24867853Marine sensei!
>>24867839>>24867842Why are these cuteness scores so low
>>24867876based kenzocuck
>>24867858the main argument is that youre a simp. i give her money because i like her content and want more, i dont care if she remembers me or not, i dont care if she has a boyfriend. its just the exchange of goods and services. as long as you dont expect anything out of it, that whole post doesnt apply to you. i basically give her money for the same reason i tip my waiters.
reminder that Fubuki is into desperate, pathetic menwhich means that YOU yes you have a chance with herso what are you waiting for, chump?
>>24867817Multiple arms? Like she has more than 2 arms or mulitple arms coming from offscreen?
>>24867867FBK... akasupa... onegai...
>>24867868No it's just her face that is off
>>24867776i would like some メンヘラ please. thank you
>>24867888FRIEND
キャプテン・マリンのケツアンカー!
>>24867880Yeah no, I'm donating to increase the realism of my holo tulpa.
thank you for reminding me to filter the word simp too, I see Towacucks are expanding their vocabulary
>>24867853I'm sure she wants to do more as well. It wasn't a really a good idea to set her birthday so close to her anniversary.
>>24867888She already friendzoned me
>>24867889you know
>>24867888>Wife, no FRIEND. FRIEND.I guess I'm not pathetic enough huh?
>>24867835Subaru is so cute when she asks for praise and validation, there's no way she's unaware that aside from fun chat responses it elicits a parental kind of reaction too. She does that to fellow members too and it works every time.
noel took a break from GOI and she dipped hard, hopefully the daily streams are back in the menu so she can get good again
>>24867868they just had something with the lighting settings fucked during the 3d debut, she looked great in the last Hologra
>>24867884She might be cringing at her old stuff but it's still far better than what I could ever draw.
CAN YOU- wwwwCAN YOU BE MY WIFE?
>>24867722https://streamable.com/cd19d2
>>24867830tldr
>>24867861Understandable, it's a great picture.
>>24867888https://files.catbox.moe/1ifzrw.mp4
>>24867904yes obviouslyonly chads ask vtubers that they have never met to marry them
I wish I could get Subaru to introduce me to her much hotter mama
>>24867871Actually you brought up a good point indirectly. There is a scenario where I could justify simping. If you can donate an akasupa to your favorite holo every minute she streams for like a week then go for it. This is the only way you could break out of the simp zone and actually make her your wife, when she realizes you are a billionare and she can just get together with you. Now go do that if I am a poorfag you trash. Also maybe aim for Marine or Choco. No idea if this would work with Haato or someone younger.
>>24867785I wish I could slurp up her sickly saliva and get myself whatever illness she had
>>24867921I want to marry Ui mama
>>24867888Sorry... I need a big earner like Ayame to take care of me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8AsOxrfDyw
>>24867921Why does she get two moms?
Ui mama is a stuck up bitch, with the voice and mannerism of a mother and the appearance of a highschooler, she is literally perfect
>>24867921I feel like I haven't seen you since the duck actually got popular. You're still wrong though.
>>24867894I don't need to marry her to pump and dump her.
>>24867888>reminder that Fubuki is into desperate, pathetic menbut that's not Choco
>>24867913why did she pay respect to her enemies
>>24867830Lamentations of a Third World Poorfag.
>>24867928I want to smell Ui Mama's farts.
post noel's tiktok
>>24867916Simps are people repeating the same mistake over and over. They also rightfully hate themselves for that.
>>24867830Did someone record the MiComet concert?
>>24867877I have a really specific reason - sometimes chat will bring up ancillary topics during a broadcast where it's easier to do a search in the entire log rather than scrub through the video.It may be possible to preserve and replay the entire experience one day, live chat included. Other than that it's probably useless for most people.
>>24867942this but with Noel
missed Mel's stream this morning, I check it and see>this shitwhat the fuck is wrong with these girls
One day, these threads will be nothing but ritualposts entirely.
>>24867888she likes old men like mirage from apex legendsnot old men from doujins
>>24867700あぁ、どうしよう!? 高く振りあげたこの腕 (船長!船長!)私の海賊団 キミたちは海賊団 (助けて船長!)もう、早くして!強く振りおろした腕は (船長!船長!)みんなを呼ぶサイン 船長!みんなへのサイン (もう一回!)
>>24867938>he didn't watch the fetish talk collab
>>24867783>tfw feel the same wayhow do i accept reality?
>>24867931Nice.
>>24867928Shigure "if I get married, it won't be to you" Ui
>>24867938>remember Aqua's quizDoes that mean Choco is into Baqua?
>>24867887>i basically give her money for the same reason i tip my waiters.You do sound the most reasonable out of all the faggots around here. But do you give more to women waitresses?
>>24867952It was okay until the yogurt came in. I thought she was going to make some Japanese tostilocos but everything after the yogurt was just yabee.
>>24867938Choco should just give Fubuki the contact info of her old dates. Plenty of pathetic men to be had
>>24867952mel needs to be banned for this
>>24867955>mirage so FBK is into middle aged latinos?FBK....
>>24867928Making Ui Mama an Ui Mommy
danchou...
>>24867706Why is there no art of her getting fingered
>>24867944So this is about you, the simp, spamming of these walls of text all day every day without ever achieving anything.
>>24867880>All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.Damn. That is a nice crescendo. I could use something like that in my pasta.
>>24867909Still looks bad to be perfectly honesty.The lack of decent outlines is always fucking terrible on the 3D models. It's not like it is impossible to do, it's done already not only on them, but countless others. They just have some weird fucking fetish with not having outlines on forehead hair! STOP
>>24867921It’s gonna he a rough road if you’re not a high school girl.
>cuckposters are literally typing up manifestos nowI hope one day you get the sugar daddy you're begging for and move on
>>24867972No, but she needs to do a cooking collab with Haato.
>>24867967no, i give 20% of my meal everytime, unless it was a small meal and 20% is only $8 or something. doesnt matter if theyre male or female
>>24867977All she can hear is PEKOPEKOPEKOPEKO on loop in her brain right now
>>24867888Fuck I wish "friends" would be a regular segment. At least for a while.
>>24867928>watame and ui mama will never pin you down and bully you while whispering into your ears
/)/)* 'ᴗ')< https://files.catbox.moe/q1ctji.webm
>>24867961Elaborate.
400k soon
>>24867745I absolutely can't stand how cute Shion is. I think I'm starting to lose my mind.
>>24867880funny and witty post made by an intellectual>>24867830pathetic ramblings of a (you) crazed loser
>>24867858>>24867887>>24867967>>24867986Samefag.
>>24867999Don't worry, I know something else is standing for you.
>>24867962Accept that your oshi is part of your life now.
>>24867998I'd sub but I'm already subbed
do your repsdo your repslearn Japaneseson of a bitch
>>24868009I fucking hate this bitch.
>>24867906Have you ever considered... That your favorite holo is mostly just telling you what you want to hear?
>>24868009no FAQ
>>24867996The way she rolls her letter, it's like sex to my ears. I want to hand her the dictionary and let her read out every word starting with R while I brush her hair.
>>24867887You are still simping hard you know?
Why are roboco and matsuri training for the apex tournament but ayame isn't?
>>24868009I'm busy drawing porn
How can a single woman have a voice this erotic. Every single time she squeaks o screams, I get hard.
>>24867999she's so fucking CUTE!https://files.catbox.moe/td6wjb.webm
>>24867931Oh hey it's the same channel that made the ochame kinou but with the hololive mascots.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqFJtWTbss8
>”You... you haven’t done your reps? No, I’m not mad, I’m just... disappointed.”
>>24868014No because my holo tulpa is always honest to me.
I bought so much stuff from Booth in the last couple of months without thinking and I'm honestly worried now if they'll ever reach me at this point. Anyone here bought from booth and managed to get their stuff?
Why does Suisei give me the impression she's kind of full of herself? I've never seen anything to actually imply she is, it's just a feeling I can't shake for some reason. Is it because it kind of turns me on?
which hololive has the best gimmick
>>24867934>UI mama is a stuck up bitchEOP here. I only watched a few of the clips but this is also what I got from her. Is she really like that all the time?
>>24868027ah shit, i don't even know what she means by reps but imma have to do it
>>24867988The rabbit needs to be stopped, peko.The 3D VR horror stream is going to be painfully sad isn't it
>>24868027>sorry i dont want to learn a dead language
>>24868027
>>24868009Listen here cunt, it's 20 past 8 in the fucking morning. Give me some time.
>>24868032still waiting for coco holocomi poster
>>24868034Pekora
>>24868032not much, but i bought a shirt and got it in a little under 3 weeks
Noel's so excited for her date with flare...
>>24867986If it is true I actually believe you are donating to an artist for entertainment. Good on you.
>>24868027She's a big reason I'm learning, I want her to know there is at least on EOP fan out there who is trying to learn.
>>24868014Yes? They're made up characters, of course they're playing a role.
>>24868034Korone
>>24868036She's talking about push ups. You wouldn't want your Holo to see your scrawny body, right?
>tipping
>>24868048oh, are the finally going to reschedule the offcollab?
>>24868065Kek
>>24868059nice tryjapanese vocab it is
>>24867917It's my absolute favorite fanart, next to this.
>>24868027Not like this Korosan...
>>24868038It'll be pretty fun with Noel screaming and crying on screen and Pekora laughing like a madwoman in the background. I hope Flare is there to keep everyone in line
>>24867999If only she streamed more.
Aishite!
>>24868035I sure fucking hope so.it's obviously an act she puts on for the fans anon
With every day that passes, my desire to fuck Kira until my balls are empty grows stronger.
Requesting clips or gifs of holos doing these kinds of dances, like the one from fortnite. Or any dances.
>>24868082do towafags really?
Is it just me or is Noel not really getting any better? It still takes her a fucking hour.
>>24868025>suisei's is just anemachi
>>24868082Upvoted
>>24868035it's more of a gag, she instantly drops it when she get's nervous or is being genuine, the best example is her virtual date
>>24868082Fubuki isn't funny.
>>24868085The Unstoppablehttps://files.catbox.moe/blncza.webm
>>24868084send him a tribute, i'm sure you will get a chuckle out of him
>>24868078It would be great if it turns into a 3rd Gen stream, as they have the best dynamic together. Though I kinda want it to just be Noel and Pekora as they haven't interacted much.
>>24868083>it's obviously an act she puts on for the fans anonYou mean she and Kagura Mea are the only actual unicorn nice women and all the holos are stuck up bitches putting up a nice act for their fans?
Live3d Matsuri is a thing of nightmares...
>>24868085
>>24867880I have never donated and probably will never do, but if that supports the artist I think it's a good thing. These girls are performers after all, they bring happiness and good feelings to their fans, why wouldn't some of them give donations whenever they can? If you are a single salaryman with no responsibilities aside from yourself, just give it a go, mattaku!
YAY!
>>24868092haha nice meme bro, have some karma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR82xJtr5y4>ywn play Hard Rain on Expert with Subaru, Mio and Pekora/Aqua>ywn have to babysit the fuck out of them and get stuck on the second map for over an hour>ywn hear more Engrish from then than ever before as they try to communicate with your EOP ass>ywn show them that AK mod that turns it into a FAL with shimapan on the carrying handle you paid a Finnish modder to make a few years ago and see their reaction
Oh great, the reddit image spam is back.
>>24868059i-i kneel
>>24868076Tomorrow for sure!
>>24868033I don't know for sure but her intro always seemed weirdly narcissistic to me. Who opens up by calling themselves cute?
>>24868111Look at her go!
>>24868107Yes
>>24868092Are the primarily white background shitty spaced memes an actual zoomer thing now?
>>24868116
GAMERS or SMOK?
>>24868045They delayed this but not sure by how long.
Which Hololive is for intellectuals like me?
>>24867952>Think it's Kellogs from the thumbnail>It's fucking potato chipsWhat the fuck
>>24868135SMOK
>>24868135KOSM
>>24868133
>>24868138Artia my HUGE BROTHER
>>24868107Well mea is best friends with aqua so if you believe that than aqua is nice too.
>>24868135SMOKeven better, SMOA
>>24868119Fuck I just want to see them play with HL models and change the concert song at the end to SSS.
>>24868138Haachama
>>24868135SMOK has always been the true GAMERS. We just didn't have the official name till now.
>>24867817>scat>inflationCEASE
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1285347525164179459Tsunomaki's tsunowakis!
>>24868138Haachama. Only the biggest of brains can comprehend her work
>>24868144
>>24868128I was kidding but honestly if that was the case and it came out the audience would eat it up, considering at least half would feel at home being abused and lied to like that. All of this holo stuff is fucked up the more I think about it...
>>24868135SMOK because Fubuki doesn't seem to do much with the rest of the Gamers anymore and Subaru looks like she's pretty close with the rest of them.
>>24868135SM OK
>>24868153Subaru was always an honorary GAMER in my heart.
>>24868073Kanata gets a lot of good art, makes me want to draw more to some day make something great too. But that's only when I forget about having no time to practice so it's just a dream at this point
>>24868027I'm in the middle of my /fit/ routine, cut me some slack korosan
>>24868147>can't even pass Bilibili Chinese test
>>24868107I'm certainly not saying she's a "good person" with a purely wholesome soul who poops ice cream, but it's fairly obvious that her tsukkomi-style bordering-on-sadistic rejections of fans is an act put on for comedy. She turns it up when she's e.g. collabing with Touya and it has maximum effect but otherwise gets along with people. It's a character and an amusing one.
>>24868111>my poor rabbit being defiled by mocapIt was too much for my poor old heart
>>24868165
Smells like a discord raid, guess I better do some reps
>>24868148Didn't Mea straight up leave a used tampon in Aqua's house one time because she was too retarded to figure out what to do with it? She plays up her character but it also comes from a genuine place of being a disgusting retard. Most of them are like that, exaggerations.
>>24868163>>24868151
>>24868149I do actually miss how Ayame would act with the group. She seemed to really enjoy the Subaru bullying.
>>24868182mikoti...
Which holo will be the first to forget to turn the stream off before masturbating?
>>24868196I meant Aqua
https://youtu.be/NEOhVJrhPro?t=8616https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm24716321>ywn go to a punk show with korone and have drunk sex afterwards y liv
>>24868135SENPAITACHI...
>>24868202>He doesn't know
>>24867830Could you imagine simping this hard for the attention of some losers on here? This Anon probably toiled away at this pasta making sure everything was grammatically correct and that he got his points across and for what? (you)'s from a bunch of lonely simp losers. It's honestly more pathetic that they are because time is invaluable while money isn't.
>>24868170SMOK gives us the OkaKoro and SubaMio てえてえ dynamic.
>>24868202Miko...
>>24868189https://streamable.com/65mv1mToi...
I thought Noel's tower and space were better than this
>>24868186Nee-san...
>>24868201Not as bad as pausing the video to show a background and explain on mic the definition for a slang word which could've been done as a TL note.
>>24868059whoa wtf
>>24868175Practice your drawing, anon!
>>24868172https://files.catbox.moe/0mnv4t.webm
>>24868201
>>24868215>time is invaluableSure is fellow /hlg/ poster
>>24868203But she only seems to get along with Okayu out of those 3. I bet she'd really enjoy the other 2 if they all collabed more though.
>>24868234this screenshot in particular gives a feeling of yabai!
>>24868111okayu is too cute
>>24868216>are you an ahoWhat kind of retarded subs are these? This is super yabai my anikis
>>24868180>who poops ice creami want a woman who poops icecream
Neol!
>>24868230Mio being a .png and Okayu's big smug face just made the whole thing even better.
Danchou did it...
>>24868230>I'm S desu>everybody laughs harder Blessed.
>>24868172>>24868170>>24868153>>24868149>>24868143>>24868142FBK...
>>24867830a better reason is that you don't need to donate because they're already plenty popular. Your donation isn't making much of a difference in their lives, the holos have broken through and have built an army of gachikoi who are already willing to fund their activities for you. But that indie chuuba with 12k subs who's struggling to pay her gas bill? An akasupa to her is really going to make her day and legitimately improve her quality of life. Make your money go further.
>>24868216Wow I can't believe that bitch Pekora told Haachama to shut the fuck up.
>>24868233good thing I'm a multitaskchad
At least she did it in under an hour with almost no stress on her...
>>24867817>no piss drinkingdropped
>>24868216>>24868242Honestly not even near the worst I've seen."Aho" is a cute word anyway so I can excuse it.
Reminder that less than ten pullups means you're in awful shape. Do your reps
50 minutes isn't enough to beat peko, noel but you're getting there.
>>24868252who's that?a holostar?
>>24868252Now she can go suck off holostar cocks as much as she wants.
>>24868234WARNING: Extreme yabeeyo utahttps://files.catbox.moe/8crnno.webm
>>24867717but I already like it ....
>>24868067It's today
41 more...
>>24868215I am pretty sure the last paragraph was for you.
団長ちゃんおつかれさま!!
>>24868264what do i do if i can't even do one?
>>24868247Hope the new name means we get a lot more SM-OK in the future.
>>24868189TMD...
>>24868143fuck off Micolash
>>24868264I can't do pullups in my house, what's another metric to go by
>>24868216Based Pekora telling that urusai 'strayan pig to shut up.
>>24868219Menhera angel.
>>24868226What the fuck? Please don't tell me someone actually did that. Even worse, today I happened into a clip of the SMOK collab yesterday and the retard that was doing the TL translated 'ナイス' as 'what?'.
>>24868253>But that indie chuuba with 12k subs who's struggling to pay her gas bill? An akasupa to her is really going to make her day and legitimately improve her quality of life.But will she be my wife?
>only 9 winsYou’re a long ways away from that golden pot Danchou...
>>24868250I feel like having a milkshake
>>24868253Yeah no, shill your irrelevant chuuba in another thread.
So like how many hours of jap study do I need to have a simple idea of what these women are saying
>>24868276>団長ちゃんlol
>50m She's declining, bros.
>>24867719I wouldnt miss the Towa autistic shitstorm for anything
>>24868275sorry bro never donated a cent but your desperation was palpable and I wouldn't be a true shitposter if I didn't acknowledge it
>>24868255I love my bitch wife Pekora.Oops, gotta get back to doing the housework and make her breakfast soon.
>>24868247>>24868278mio.png is the best
>>24868277It means you wouldn't even be able to save yourself if you were hanging off the edge of a cliff.
>>24868279EVOLU-E-EVOLUTION~
>>24868257Same, wanna multitask a not gay session where we stroke eachother's cocks?
>>24867719I'm ready for the deluge of towa... posts.
Won't be able to watch flare fuck noel now.Why live?
>>24868277Slow negatives, australian pull ups, banded pullups.
>>24868277You can use resistance bands to support your weight. Or get a stool and start at the top, then try to slowly lower yourself down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQruJbOwRtAIt's a bit strange that Matsuri doesn't swoon over Haato like she does over almost every other girl given how cute we hear Haato is and how her normal personality can be pretty similar to Hoshikawa's. It's almost like their relationship is more of a rivalry than anything.
>>24868253But I watch only those chuubas who get over 20k viewers...
>>24867731>>24867737He hates it...
>>24868300Rika...
>>24868293only if your funny in her chat, and never drop any cash
>>24868124Haachama could.
>>24868291Someone did. It was that translator whose channel name/icon is a PornHub parody. It was like "VtuberHub" or some shit like that, but I can't find him right now.Dude paused the video and got on mic to explain the slang himself.
>>24867719Hopefully the meidos will start banning "towa" on sight
>>24868321>>24868320i'll try the stool thing. do i just do them until i can't anymore, every day?
>>24868322or maybe Haato is too young for Matsuri IRL
>>24868272life is good sometimes really looking forward to it!!
>>24868322Her relationship with Haato is very much like her relationship with Shion.
>>24868330HowJust fucking how
>>24868327You are right. Imma create an alt for simping cause I just have to make my wallet ligher. But I will woo her on my main account. Wish me luck bros and I will post her nudes when I get her.
>>24867719Literally the only reason I came back to this general, familia...
>>24868294Only 34 hours more of GOI to go at this rate.Pekora's already going 'yabeeeee' at the prospect of a 24 hour GOI endurance stream for her gold pot this weekend.
>>24867746This feels wildly accurate
>>24867719I will just be there for Towa.
>>24868296what irrelevant chuuba
>>24868348>>24868350Towa, your spine...
>>24868291https://streamable.com/cfxvcsIf you hate EOP's I hope you die from cringe.
>>24868322I wonder if Matsuri just isn't into girls younger than her.Though I have no idea how old Hoshikawa is supposed to be
>>24868354where are our /hlg/ translators?
>>24868337Haato is literally only 1 year younger than Hoshikawa. >>24868341I feel like Matsuri swoons over Shion way more than Haato.
>>24868253I don't know how to explain this, but I have a hard time even writing a message in a smaller chuuba's chat because I know she will read it and might remember me.I feel it's easier to post messages in a chat with 5000 viewers because there is a high probability it will get lost in the massive amount of messages and I don't have to wonder if she will see that I am missing in her next stream.Giving them a SC in these conditions is even more difficult for me, and I try to buy their merch on booth instead if I can.
>>24868354fucking SEAnigs
The lewding has begun... I'm pretty happy with it so far.
>>24868278I hope so, the group is pure gold. Not only it's a perpetual teetee generator with OK-SM dynamic, Okayu's comedic synergy with Subaru is simply perfect sometimes.
>>24868346Tho you can member when she gets 30K subs, also extra points for getting mod in her discord and Youtube
>>24868348>>24868350Is Towa being bullied by her collegues?
>>24868354Damn, she must be packing on the pounds in these dark times
>>24868350
>>24868294what the fuck, i thought she was at least in the early 20s
Towa's 3D debut is going to be epic!
Keep recommending them to me YouTube, that way I can filter every single one.
>>24868226>>24868291>>24868329https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkhCBNW4rTM
>>24868322>It's a bit strange that Matsuri doesn't swoon over Haato like she does over almost every other girl given how cute we hear Haato is and how her normal personality can be pretty similar to Hoshikawa's. It's almost like their relationship is more of a rivalry than anything.Haato is just annoying.
>>24868333If it's the only training you're doing, yeah. Do like 3-5 sets until failure. And don't forget to attempt full pull ups once in a while.
>>24868360Hoshikawa is 20 according to her real account.
>>24868348>>24868350What the fuck
>>24868369Agreed. They both seem to have so much fun with their dynamic.
>>24868364I thought you escape to the internet cause it is easier to do everything here. But this is some next level shit anon...
Did Roboco finally fix her capture card settings? This doesn't look as jank as her streamhttps://twitter.com/robocosan/status/1285238105495072769
>>24868354
>>24868330I don't understand.
>>24868376More like APEX, am I right?
>>24868334Her being too young didn't stop Matsuri from groping her
>>24867746Bullshit, Pekora's cuteness and charm are maximum.
>>24868329>>24868359>>24868379My sides, what a retard. Bishoujo is not even an obscure term at all.
>>24868356I wouldn't know, they're irrelevant after all.
>>24868359So this is EOP power?
Coco kind of seems crazy, bros
>>24868369I also loved the KoroSuba dynamic of bullying into teetee into bullying again
>>24868374ん? ?
>>24868333Look up "pull up progressions" on Youtube. There are plenty of videos showing you how to do it.Aim for 5 in a row. And do that 3 times. Don't it every day, your muscles need time to recover. When you're able to easily do it 8 times x 3, then it's time to move up to the next difficulty lvl.
the pride...
>>24868372Always has been.
>>24867830>>24868253What's up with those retarded poorfags?It's not like people don't now that they are rich sluts and 70% of the money goes to some oldman anyways.
>>24868379>>24868359why are translators like this?
>>24868388kek. These people are the worst. Why do they even bother?
>>24868400I missed this stream, why was she talking about me?
>>24868399I am an EOP. But it did really hurt me.
>>24868401Also good. Okayu's 3D birthday stream was great for the 3 of them.
>>24868359This can't be real
Matsuri is going to do it!
>>24868391Groping and having a sexual relations are diferent things tho
>>24868379Very nice, just add your own memes.
Are we all danchou's babies now?
>>24868400if kiryu was husband i would also be bragging about him 24/7
>>24867887>i give her moneyyou already lost by saying that on this website
>>24868359the future of translated videos where they're like russian movie dubs and just have one guy speaking over all the dialogue
>>24868408>It's not like people don't nowYes the people actually don't know. Or they lie to themselves.
>>24868359This is fucking disgusting.
>>24867741>Coco>Trying to sleep
>>24868408They can't imagine that people can have money the spend leisurely. It's sad really.
>>24868428No, danchou is our baby now
>>24868381>>24868404ty bros
>>24868433I can't wait for /hlg/ to dub it's been 66 minutes
>>24868093Has Suisei even bothered to create a mascot for cometomo/hoshiyomis?
>>24868330
>>24868361https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMRkJwHdbq3UChloaurXSDQHere's one.
>>24868379>porn hub introI can't even fucking continue beyond that. Why the fuck are EOPs so fucking cancerous holy shit. You should need a licence to speak English on the internet.
趙州、因僧問、其甲乍入叢林。A monk said to Jõshû, "I have just entered this monastery.乞師指示。Please teach me."州云、喫粥了也未。"Have you watched Hololive before?" asked Jõshû.僧云、喫粥了也。"Yes, I have," replied the monk.州云、洗鉢盂去。"Then you had better watched Towa for at least twenty hours," said Jõshû.其僧有省。With this the monk gained insight.
>>24868424That's a knee to the pussy
>>24868432>>24868438Welp, fuck.
>Haachama is too young for MatsuriMore like too old.
>>24867996https://files.catbox.moe/xgqrqo.webm
>>24868401Korone was pure chaos there, it was a constant cycle of getting Subaru into trouble, getting herself into even more trouble, somehow being the luckiest one of all four and trying to help them after that. Whenever anything caught fire those two were standing in it.>>24868420That one was really good, Subaru sensed joke opportunities a mile away and went with the flow just right.
>>24868364you can do it anon, even if you aren't always there if you comment they'll be happy when you are
>>24868424passing by the alleyway, all that could be heard is:>fun FUAAAAAAA
>>24868379>This is a new form of editing style that I went for because YT is claiming that my content is not original enough. Hopefully, it's not too obnoxious xD.If I could hit the dislike button more than once I would
cute boys
>>24868410They're desperate for attention.
Do SEAfags badly translate from JP into their shitty language and then they put everything through google translate?
>>24868449She made a star mascot called Comet and revealed it in a somewhat recent stream. Looks like a little star with a face. She says it's been shelved indefinitely.
>>24868480They spit roast Kaoru all the time, right?
>>24868386Maybe this is the result of having used 4chan for so long as my exclusive social media site.I can be free here from consequences and start over in the next thread.But it's a lot harder to do when you use an account with an identity even if it's virtual.Even for a bigger vtuber I managed to get one of my comments deleted without it having any negative intent.The way it happened made me think it was probably done by the streamer.But now I seem to be shadow banned from this channel and my comments don't appear even though I have a membership.
>>24868330so this is the power of live-translators?>>24868359>having to explain bishoujoi dont even know why he had explain what a bishoujo is, normal anime fans don't even watch chuubas
>>24868465Explain Hoshikawa, Luna, Fubuki and pretty much every fucking person she's ever swooned over then.
>>24868487>pog
>>24868322Haato is a pretty weird girl, even though she acts a bit like hoshikawa I get totally different vibes from them even when they collab.
>>24868487twitchfags die
>>24868189LMAO
>are you winning, Noeru?which one of you fags did this?
NOEL IS WINNING YEAAAAAAAH
>>24868488no, they spitroast shien. kaoru is a top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gwe_Gtovn0
ARE YA WINNING NOEL
NOEL IS WINNING YEAAH
>>24868465Physically I'm sure Haachama is very attractive, probably one of the most attractive hololive members. However, mentally she would be exhausting to be in a relationship with.
>>24868488no they give a 3 on 1 to your favorite holo
>>24868505I AM WINNING WITH NOEL YEAHHH
>>24868491So which Vtuber was a huge bitch and permab& you?
>>24868474Thanks, I will try.
>>24868495>pog
>>24868496Haato when she collaborates with Hoshikawa pretty much acts like the most normalfag typical high school girl ever. It's a side of her I've never seen her show anyone else.
Who are the most and least degenerate
>>24868503https://files.catbox.moe/blncza.webm
"Translators" are just stealing content to get attention otherwise they would just send CC to the official channel.t. captain obvious
>>24868379I didn't watch this because I'm not good at handling cringe, but the general concept of explaining something on mic if executed well could be fine. Like, I can imagine if it's something that's sufficiently complex and really is aided by being explained, the explanation is clear and helpful enough and the person's audio quality and voice aren't terrible or annoying, then it could be tasteful.Obviously most translations are absolute garbage so you would expect most attempts at doing this to be also, but in an ideal world it wouldn't have to be bad as a rule.
>>24868359No... this is not real...
>>24868517Haato totally doms Hoshikawa.
>>24868514
>>24868518>Who are the most and least degenerateMost:HaatoLeast:Subaru
>>24868521https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cWy5Bdowwsthey want people to do it, it's free advertising
>>24868522If you have to add TL notes, video description or a pinned comment would be the best places.
>>24868518>MostWhoever is into unprotected Handholding with interlocked fingers
>>24868518>Who are the most and least degenerate
>>24868518most: Marine, Matsurileast: Sora
>>24868521There's no benefit for the vtubers for the subs to be on their channel because they don't make money from views anyway. That's why hololive doesn't copyright claim these videos, it makes no difference to them.
From CG translation notes to this >>24868379What a timeline.
KORONE
>>24868521most people don't want to spend the time translating over an hour of content and they just choose a clip typically sent to them by an EOP who subscribed to them. Of course the ones that do translate an entire stream typically get an inflated ego and talk about and refuse to send their stuff to cover like the PPT 3D dude.
>>24868521Big talk from a company that thought they could get away with monetising other people's games.
Who is most turned on by the fact hundreds of thousands of men want to fuck them?
>>24868554Me
Korone's laugh causes an immediate release of dopamine in my brain. Anyone else the same?
>>24868554again, Marine and Matsuri
>>24868534>>24868542>>24868551>>24868553I'm just calling them attention whores.
how many more days of asa k-cup do we have before the rematch
>>24868537Ui-mama for sure.
>>24868379ebin
>>24868552OH COME ON, what the fuck
>Go take suddenly nap when Noel starts>Come back>51 minutesShe's NEVER going to make it bros...
>>24868559I took the tiktok pill and I'm in love, fuck.
>>24868518Dick sucking sounds must be pretty high on degeneracy scale.https://files.catbox.moe/xniab6.mp3
>>24868559In my case is Subaru's laugh. I swear she can cure depression just by being there.
>>24868503No one can stop Akirose.
>>24868554
Who's the retard that keeps sending SC's to the holos saying "stay based". I know you're from here, fuck off.
>>24868554Haachama
>>24868568It's like a second renaissance of the old fansub days, only I hate it now.
https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1285358028296880128Explain this burgerfags.
noel... That's...
>>24868572you love fat fucks?
>>24868559Yes, I've been going through withdrawal due to her lack of streaming as of late.
https://files.catbox.moe/vurk7j.mp4
>>24868379holy shit this is terrible
>>24868572I'm confused how that was the trigger, but appreciate you for sticking to your guns.
>>24868575what about Marine playing a loli getting fuckedhttps://streamable.com/vft3lt
>>24868494>HoshikawaMatsuri can't resist a Stacy>LunaLuna is a baby>Fubuki Just because she is lolicon doesn't mean she can't like other things.> pretty much every fucking person she's ever swooned over then.Matsuri isn't a shotacon so she is only interested in older men.
>>24868569about as comprehensible as Miko's actual speaking voice, so they did a good job here.
>>24868512I am still not sure what happened and am now trying to figure out if it was caused by Google's bot, but it was in Haachama's last stream...I will try to check if my comments are visible offline in one of her next streams.But I saw some similar things happen to other people in different channels lately.They write a comment which gets deleted almost instantly without having the time to read it completely, which makes me think it's hard for someone to react and delete a message so quickly if it's not a bot.
>>24868585What's to explain? It's Burger Time.
>>24868559>>24868588watch the L4D2 collab then
>>24868585Moona is kind of cute in a retarded sort of way.
>>24868585Explain what?
>>24868580Based.
>>24868571I want another Korone 3D stream so bad, I only got to watch one live and she had her model switched with Marine for 90% of it.
I'm bored
>>24868596>>24868575these girls need jesus
>>24868600if youre on "top comments' rather than "live chat" you wont see all the comments all the time. youtube considers some things as spam and so it hides them from top comments
>check her twitter constantly for updates>check her art tag every few hours>check on youtube for TL'd clips daily>have strange feelings in my chest when I think of herhelp me, somebody, please......
Why doesn't Korone play Ark?She's almost as big a dinofag as Choco is, isn't she?
>>24868231Take me back...
the subs people post here are giving me AnimeJunkies flashbacks
>>24868580Based!
>>24868585Burger time?!
>>24868620She'll probably play this week, possibly as early as tomorrow.
how do you feel about korone's hair
>>24868620She doesn't seem to like aimless kusoge. Either way, Mio's getting her back into it in the imminent future.
>>24868600What did you even comment, cause it had to be something super offensive to be caught by a bot, or u just typed some trigger word haachama has in her chat
>>24868620korone doesn't care about memegames, she's only resorted to playing pien because she's run out of games to play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VFPlKPqRAUYou went overboard, gaijin-tachi!Ha! I said 'board'...
>>24868585Every day she steps further away from Allah light. First I learn she only half Indonesian and now I learn she eats none halal food.
>>24868585indogs and their cringey spongebob memes
>>24868618Why stop it?
>>248686132021 can't come soon enough.
>>24868622Schneizel cheated!I miss these things...
>>24868624There unironically needs to be a vtuber sub cartel. Sure everything becomes homogenized and boring but at least you don't get Hadena quality garbage anymore.
>>24868622>>24868624>>24868231another motivation to learn 日本語
>>24868572Hope you like dealing with the painI've had it for 6 months now
>>24868620I guess she doesn't like survivors without story line.
>>24868638Flare... Please put out for noel....
>>24868540wtf, was Ayame always this hot
>>24868629She has cute pubes
>>24868635>Hey guys here's a translated clip>By the way, I didn't translate this part
>>24868642i don't wanna become a goslingposter....
>>24868634She called it a kamige though.
>>24868580Stay based on what?
>>24868559Miko and Korone for me
>>24868651What does Flare get out of it?
>>24868575Wait. Who the fuck is this?
Can we have a wall of shame for these trash subbers?
>>24868618Do ur reps
Can't fucking believe Noel is cheating on me with Flare! エロッ!
>>24868580Holy based
I actually think Noel's voice is cute, but I refuse to like her.
Your favorite girl offers you a deal. She will personally give you nudes, but in exchange she will play nothing but ARK for 6 months. Do you accept?
>>24868645he tried to warn us...we hated him because he told the truth...
>>24868569i want to be pegged by sakuya so fucking bad
>>24868637Oh no, she gave them attention. Now the retarded comments will continue.
>>24868667It would be interesting to have a list of bad subbers
>>24868648I'm used to it, just like her.
>>24868675But I don't want her nudes.I want her love.
>>24868631I just used the new member emotes with her face reactions without any message before she started her stream.It made me wonder how a bot could decide if a member icon was offensive, but it was deleted so quickly it should have been impossible to do for a normal person.
>>24868645Just learn Japanese
>>24868629there should be much more of it
>>24868666Hachama
>>24868665big tiddy affectionate sugar mommy
>>24868676>we hated him because he told the truth...I hate him because he's a creepy stalker. Why is everyone in L*ger's camp ignoring this fact?
>>24868681better to have a whitelist than a blacklist I reckon, bad subbers are a dime a dozen
>>24868675I unironically dislike irl girls so no
>>24868667already exist https://twitter.com/BadVTuberSubs/status/1285313026833346560?s=20
>>24868675This is cheating if you like Choco.
>>24868666Haachama, who else could it be? She even talked about wanting to voice eroge.
>>24868683Are you implying you're used to her, or that she's in pain tooIf it's the latter then why is she in pain
>>24868695At least 2 of those are a negative for Flare
>>24868656All roads lead to gosling.
>>24868538>haato means heart in EnglishAw she's stupid.
>>24868701That would be useful
>>24868624>Sushi's ""subs"" in a nutshell
>>24868695Is Noel mentally stable enough to be a sugar mommy?
>>24868675What if aki is my favorite?
>>24868675I'd look at her somewhat strangely and tell her to go back to playing Apex.
>>24868483They just can't into proper Englisht. SEA monkey
>>24868618You got it bad brother, best of luck
>>24868703Perfect. This will be useful.
So what were you guys obsessing over before this became a thing
>>24868700I'm seriously turned on by Pekora's perflat bodyOn a more serious note I'd rather have shitty but well-styled subs than accurate subs that look this fucking bad.
>>24868708I'm used to the pain of being in love after 4 relationships, anon.
>>24868728guns
>>24868715she can make up for it in vast amounts of wealth
>>24868675So nothing changes.
>>24868679is it bad that i find it hilarious that she will always ignore the charlies and spics?
>>24868728Some girl in high school I was stalking
>>24868728I already forgot
>>24868728VNs
would you guys be ok with good subs, but maybe once or twice the subber says they dont know exactly what is being said for a sentence? ive seen it a few times, but it never bothers me, unlike when theres shit subs and frequent "i dont know what this means lol"
>>248687282D idols, seiyuu. Now I get the best of both worlds with Vtubers.
>>24868728this is not discord q&a
>>24868729Her head and neck size ruins it for me.
>>24868729you're a fucking retard, well styled nonsense is still nonsense, you might as well just watch the unsubbed Japanese highlights
>>24868575>ywn get a shitty blowjob from haachama as she keeps giggling gosling.png
>>24868638>And then Noel woke up
>>24868675How about I play ARK with her for six months?I don't need the nudes.
>>24868728Korean webnovels and Eroge
>>24868694>>24868706Lawd.
>>24868728Apex. I'd say this is somewhat healthier
>>24868720They can't into English OR Japanese. Imagine the average anglo naruto weeb with their entry level anime derived Japanese. Now imagine if this guy was a subhuman monkey living in a pile of trash speaking in a language that sounds like gutter noises.
>>24868703https://twitter.com/BadVTuberSubs/status/1284225863383318528草
>>24868743no, if you dont know, you shouldnt be releasing a translated bideither talk to someone and find out, do a different clip, or dont release the vid
>>24868689Weird maybe ur looking at top chat like some anon said
>>24868728Suicide.
>>24868703Sugoi!
>>24868743If they don't know what they're translating then those aren't good subs. So no, they're no different than the SEAniggers MTL translators.
>>24868728Anime, seiyuu radio shows, eroge. I barely touch any of that anymore.
>>24868728rockets
>>24868752Don't worry Noel you'll always be friends.
>>24868728my fianceenow I watch vtubers to numb the crushing urge to an hero since she left
>>24868728nature i guess?, i lived in a van but corona got me to settle at least for the moment
>>24868728corona fucked up every idol's activities except these ones
>>24868675Oh sweet. Free nudes.
>>24868743Yes.It only bothers subbers with a gate keeper mindset who do it for recognition.
Do the ID holos actually live in indonesia? With them getting a steady income you would assume priority number 1 would be to get the fuck out of the country as soon as possible.
>>24868743I wouldn't call em good subs if you can't even understand what's being said
>>24868703They should include the channel just so I know which to block.
>>24868728I just jump from obcession to obcession constantly in order to fill the void NEET life has left me
>>24868638Noel just needs to get her drunk enough
>>24868743Just cut the part if it doesn't matter and you can't translate it. Don't bite off more than you can chew in the first place too.
>>24868779Indonesia is incredibly cheap to operate in.
>>24868779Moona can't really speak any other language so she's shit out of luck
>>24868779Contrary to what first worlders seem to believe leaving the country isn't every third-worlder's endgame goal
>>24868743I guess it's fine if the sound is distorted or there's a lot of people talking over each other and you can't exactly make out what they're saying, it happens.
>>24868779Anon... there's a global pandemic...
>>24868795Could have fooled me.
>>24868729So what you're saying is you'd rather eat shit covered in puke that has rainbow sprinkles on it rather than a bland looking but well made pie.
>>24868728This >>24868742
>>24868764>A fat 2d cat girl postponed your sudokuFeels good man
>>24868779Most people well established in third world countries don't want to leave
>>24868675I don't understand why people would care so much for nudesit's a picture of a naked bodyyou can find millions of those online for free.in other words, no I wouldn't want to get my favorite's holos nudes even if I were to be paid
>>24868747God that's so fucking hot.
>>24868728Killing myself
>>24868795> leaving the country isn't every third-worlder's endgame goalthat's because they don't know any better. The smarter ones want to get out of their shitholes as soon as possible.t. third-worlder
>>24868728nothing
>>24868728Eroge(the bad kind) Manga and Games.
Imagine bumping into Korone in the middle of the night
>>24868750>cute 18 year old girl tries to give you a blowjob but is bad at it and she keeps giggling while trying.That is actually hot as fuck. I'm fucking erect.
>>24868820Why does Korone go out in the middle of the night?
>>24868763I always switch to real time chat to see the comments faster.It could be that bigger vtubers have someone managing their chat and remove things they think would be problematic quickly without thinking.I saw my message appear in the chat and get deleted 1 second later.I see this happen on smaller vtubers channel too more often lately for people who are members.Each time the message got deleted extremely quickly.It's strange when you consider how hard it was for the viewers to manually get an offensive or spam comment removed, usually after the comment was through the chat.
>>24868728I don't remember 2 years ago, probably being a neet
>>24868814not really mate, there are plenty of widely successful and wealthy people in said shit holes, and they chose to stay.plenty of my superiors make way more than other people in first world countries and yet they still live here
>>24868823hangs out at truck stops
>>24868764>>24868772>>24868810Bros...
>>24868731 >>24868738 >>24868739 >>24868742 >>24868745 >>24868746 >>24868754 >>24868757 >>24868764 >>24868768 >>24868770 >>24868772 >>24868773 >>24868774 >>24868783 >>24868803 >>24868810 >>24868815 >>24868816 should i get out while I still can
>>24868823she snips off lonely virgins' yubis
did you guys know that shigura ui designed subaru? she is also a vbuter
>>24868814it's because if you make what's essentially a first world income on a third world country living is really easy
>>24868832
>>24868728Sports entertainment
>>24868806I don't understand your mindset. Why are you here? I don't watch my Holo because I have a hobby of watching people be trash at APEX, I'm watching because it's her playing the game, not anyone else. Why would I choose some stranger's nudes, who I have no emotional attachment to, over my Holo's nudes?
>>24868832why are you asking me retard
>>24868832It's already too late, anon. Just embrace it.
>>24868832Anonchama...
>>24868730How can you call it love if you broke up that many times, what's to say you won't get tired of Korone with timeUnless you weren't the one breaking them, then I'm kind of sorry
>>24868779Even if there wasn't corona making moving impossible, it's not that easy to just decide you're going to live in another country anonymous. You pretty much always need either A: enough money to straight up buy your way in(millions), B: family already living there that will sponsor you, or C: a job offer from a company willing to sponsor youThere aren't exactly any countries that think they have a shortage of youtube streamers
>>24868814They spend most of their day in their rooms playing games on the internet. Why would they go through the effort and cost of moving, leaving behind their friends, family, food and culture?
How long until matsuri starts talking like this about Hoshikawa> I have known her longer, my smile said. True, you have been inside the circle of her arms, tasted her mouth, felt the warmth of her, and that is something I have never had. But there is a part of her that is only for me. You cannot touch it, no matter how hard you might try. And after she has left you I will still be here, making her laugh. My light shining in her. I will still be here long after she has forgotten your name.
>>24868730how do I get a relationship, you seem to know how
>>24868832If you are here it's too late anon
>Pekora says to keep trying even if you feel like giving up>Suisei says if you really feel like you've hit your limit that you shouldn't keep trying to force yourself and risking your mental healthWho should I listen to?
>>24868854Just be yourself
>>24868832Welcome to Mr. YAGOO’s wild ride, Anon.
>>24868629N-Noo, I shouldn't feel like this about my cute doggo!
>>24868832Why would you want to leave?
>>24868832>He thinks he can just leave
>>24868849>culture
>>24868847>Unless you weren't the one breaking them, then I'm kind of sorryhe's on /jp/ what do you think anonspeaking as someone who's been dumped 3/3
>>24868854talk to women, it works way better than not talking to women
>>24868728It fills the empty void in my soul which was created when they murdered Kemono Friends.
>>24868847>I'm kind of sorrythanks>>24868854If you want it quick, every girl likes attention.
>>24868854Well firstly, how attractive are you?
>>24868848I mean we're talking about indonesia here. Almost any white country is gonna be better right? You could probably find some 2nd world country to move to, and it'd be a step up.
>>24868867It's not hard to leave I only come here when I want to shitpost.
There's nothing wrong with falling in love with your favourite holo!
>>24868876Hey, she's having a good time down there.
>>24868613>I'm boredEnter Haachamas contest
>>24868629dunno
>>24868872Yeah I've tried but the problem is that despite having taken all actions available to me regarding appearance (hygiene, fashion, physique, skin care) I'm still absolutely hideous because I was just born hideous and women (or even men, people in general) will make a deliberate effort to end interactions with me as quick as they can.
>>24868840why would I fap to something I have an emotional attachment to?fapping is just stress relief
>>24868877......nevermind, I guess I'll just stay single...
>>24868613do your reps
>>24868881There's also nothing wrong with creating a tulpa of them to sate your infatuation and stifle your loneliness.
>>24868853Wait no I was wrong this fits Towafags to a T
>>24868877So imagine a normal male body but combine Gollum and Quasimodo's face and you basically have me
>>24868888He is bullshitting.
>>24868888Be funny and have money. That will make up for your looks.
Guys hit your Haachama (whoo)
>>24868881unless you want to be depressed every night when you're alone
For that anon complaining about watame and Shin Takarajimahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTrLzBC5Mm4
>>24868899>just rely on netting yourself a gold diggerGetting a prostitute would be more efficient at that point.
>>24868886Wear a funny mask everywhere and only take it off when the lights are out
Is there any explanation why watching livestreams feel better than watching archives, even though I don't even send any chat to my holo?
>off topic discussion hours
>>24868912you might be autistic
>773 posts>227 imagesBros...
>>24868895What's stopping you from getting plastic surgery
>>24868913Okay let's bring it back on topic with an old classicWhich hololive would you fuck?
>>24868905Pekora + GAMERS singing Youkoso Japari Park when?
>>24868897People who say looks don't matter are either attractive or rich.
なるほど
>metaposting hours
How does do it? Even despite all her flaws she still manages to maintain a level of quality far above her peers.
>>24868917Don't worry Anon, I'll post more images so we can hit 300 faster and practice our N5!
>>24868917Here have one moreNoel's nipples
>>24868675I'd rather just play Ark with her, honestly. I started playing it again because of Holo but I have no friends so I can't justify buying the DLC, which is the only good part of the game.
>>24868886it's a numbers game, just talk to more people and every so often you'll run into people who don't mindit doesn't matter if 1000 people think you're ugly because you only need to succeed with 1 person to be in a relationship, the opinions of the people you don't end up with don't affect you
>>24868920Aki!
>>24868917
>>24868924>completely dead hoursNot sure what you expect, it's better than most of the alternatives. Hope everyone's doing their reps as well
>>24868920
>>24868921Most of Japan collectively forgot about Kemono Friends as a whole after KF2 happened, anon
>>24868912It feels like you're participating something, like you have company. The idea is anything can happen.
>>24868912Probably something like them doing it in the moment makes you feel more involved. I feel it too so don't worry bro
>>24868912you feel like you were there, because you were, and that counts for somethingyou never know what could happen live
If you had to pick, would you prefer a translator with terrible English but good grasp of Japanese or a translator with good English but poor grasp of Japanese?
>>24868858Pekora for private/personal pursuits.Suisei for public/professional pursuits.
Guys I just can't stand it anymore, need your help. LUNA IS JUST TOO CUTE!IT SHOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE TO BE THIS ADORABLE!
>>24868728Chainlink and Kizuna AI...
>>24868917Pekora giving Loli Mio her Strange meat carrot!
>>24868881As long she cares about her fans doesn't matter if she is married, have kids and her husband will take all the money while fucks her in the ass.>An idol must not get together with a man. An idol has thousands, tens of thousands of fans. Some of them may have girlfriends, and some may be already married. But you know, some of them are guys who never had a girlfriend. Some of them may never have a girlfriend in their lives, and those guys are the main source of your income.>Those guys are working a sweat every day, doing their best at whatever job they have. The women who work with them may call them gross or stinky, but they put up with it. They continue to put up with it because they love you. They use that hard-earned income to meet up with you, to buy your merchandise, and it's because they sincerely wish that their money will help you live a better life.>There aren't many dedicated guys out there, you know? If you're gonna tell them outright that you've been going out with another guy, that's truly the worst, most despicable act of betrayal you could ever do.
>>24868618>>24868656There's no helping it, I think I'm on my way there too. I feel like the language barrier unironically helps with it, even though I'm not completely clueless it still at least somewhat prevents this addiction from spilling over. But since she's the reason I'm motivated to learn the language in the first place it won't last forever. The voice itself is too much to resist. It's hopeless.
>>24868920Haachamahttps://files.catbox.moe/uryzom.mp3
>>24868935
>>24868832You are here forever...
>>24868920I want to have boring missionary sex with Roboco!
>>24868924Do you want the doxxfags instead?
>>24868919I'm unemployedSee being hideous has more disadvantages than just romantic. Imagine if every job interview you ever had started from the state of "absolutely terrible first impression". Doesn't help that the 'rona hit and the market is saturated with way more experienced people who were laid off.
>>24868947what even is this questionwhat would i pick them for??I'd do a terrible english either way. because most ESL writing can easily be rearranged to make sense more easily.
>>24868912FOMO
At least Arai-san's VA became a chuuba.
>>24868947They're the exact same thing.
>>24868949Go watch her 3D debut, that should take care of it.
>>24868917It's dead hours anon, we have nothing to discuss so we just spam images
>>24868959Cute panties
PekoMari
>>24868947I would rather learn Japanese myself. Fuck these attention whores.
>>24868957Just submit to that feeling, anon.
>>24868728Hardcore escapism because of a shitty franchise with an even shittier fandom
>>24868959
>>24868961How is she allowed to have pants(?) that lewd?
>>24868968How so?
>>24868920I just want to touch Towa's tail.
Cumming inside Luna's perfect princess pussy!
>>24868931Where the fuck do you even meet people to talk to? How the fuck do you even initiate conversation with strangers? Everywhere I go I just see already established groups of friends doing stuff with each other.
>>24868962>>24868970You know you don't have to be here right? You don't have to pick between different flavors of shit to post, you could just post nothing. The thread's not going anywhere.
I ate so many tortilla chips now i feel like throwing upbros....
>>24868947neither, jesus christ you have to be good enough at Japanese to understand everything fully and good enough at English to be able to produce natural language that corresponds to the Japanese you perfectly understandin general with translation the bar is higher for the language you're translating to, because translation partially involves the skill of being able to write/generate the language which you might not necessarily be as good at even if you have unimpeachable comprehension ability, but at the end of the day you need to clear the bar with both languages otherwise the result will be shit
>>24868983https://files.catbox.moe/fbmkpi.webm
>>24868928Haha yeah...Memorising hiragana and katakana is surely N5!
>>24868955Who wrote this?
Can someone help a N5, from what I can understand, YouTube's AI demonetized Aki's original song?https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1285362854548303872
Still can't believe Luna gets another 3D stream less than a week after her debut.
>>24868969I've just finished watching it for the fifth time. I'm so far gone I legitimately can not tell why people didn't like it.
>>24868967Wait, really?
>>24868993>he doesn't have a chemical compulsion to reload this thread every five minutesGod I wish that was me
https://files.catbox.moe/en72dc.webmwebm with sound when hiro?
>>24868912idk, but its the same as people watching live sports, even people who dont like sports will get into it, when most people wouldnt really care about watching a taped game, unless it was a really good one
>>24869005https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgZkcEgvfOQSorry for the awful subs
>>24868983
STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRL KAORUhttps://twitter.com/tsukishitakaoru/status/1285368407135674369?s=20
>>24869002fucking youtube, useless as usual
Aki wishes you a Happy Birthdayhttps://streamable.com/pfyo1qFoul-mouthed half-elfhttps://streamable.com/6lqc58Aki's guitar solo!https://streamable.com/4eix5jAki...https://streamable.com/9k0tl5
I want to get bullied by mea
>>24868618You just have to be patient until you get her signed postcard with a message.Then you will be able to watch it and use your imagination instead of checking her activity.Alternatively you can just wait a few months until the chemical love reaction fades, then you will be faced with the choice of keeping being her fan because you got used to it or look for the next vtuber giving you this love feeling again.
>>24868019Ayame's boyfriend didn't want to play today
>>24869002Yes. PajeetAI really is dumm
>>24869004Newfags/EOPs who only know Luna from her piano streams hate that there was no piano. But it was fine really, aside from the mediocre rigging which doesn't really affect the content that much.
>>24868920yes
>>24868904>11Looks a bit outdated
>>24869000Korone.jk dunno this was in some idol thread
>>24868994If Mel can survive her chips you can survive this
>>24868955what about bitch idol
>>24868959why did she had depressed eyes?
>>24869004I thought it was kinda terrible but not any moreso than any of the other 3D debuts. If anything it was more consistently entertaining.
>>24868983>>24869012I want to hold her hips and have a festival with them.
>>24869008Never because Hiro has abandoned this site. How much does this place cost anyway? Finna pull out a loan and become the new owner
>>24868987It more or less gives you the same result at the end of the day, depending on what you consider to be "terrible" english.Even if you have a good grasp on Japanese, if you can't convey what the meaning is in English it's no better than someone who can write in English but doesn't understand what the fuck is being said in Japanese.If we're equating the level of "terrible" english to be akin to the posts in this thread regarding bad subtitles, then the former is probably better than the latter.But if you're taking "terrible" english to mean something like Miko's English then it's going to be near impossible to understand what the fuck they want to convey.
>>24869002>Original Song>Video featuring things your company gave you>demonetized because reasons
Moona is growing on me bros...https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1285358422603427840
>>24868932>started playing because of Holo>got my friend into it and only wanted to play with him since I know it's kinda bland to play by myself>wanted to check out Crystal Isles when he's offline, what could possibly go wrong>find myself playing a whole lot even alone>now feels like I'm getting addicted even when I have no one to play withAm I too far gone now?
>>24868955>Those guys are working a sweat every day, doing their best at whatever job they have. The women who work with them may call them gross or stinky, but they put up with it. They continue to put up with it because they love you. They use that hard-earned income to meet up with you, to buy your merchandise, and it's because they sincerely wish that their money will help you live a better life.>There aren't many dedicated guys out there, you know? If you're gonna tell them outright that you've been going out with another guy, that's truly the worst, most despicable act of betrayal you could ever do.This is pathetic I feel like instead, you should encourage them to improve themselves instead of being an idolfag who will die alone.
>>24869039She's burgerlady!
>>24868832why do you ask me?
>>24869039Yeah, she's growing.
>>24869029I don't think, those are a thing.
Reminder that the /hlg/ minecraft server is still up for another month. I haven't shilled the server during dead hours in a while.echelji.fluctis.net:26213
>>24869039is she a honorary burger?
>>24868932>>24869042Join /hlg/ ARKsteam://connect/172.107.16.211:28115/pw: powerpointtenshi
>>24869034The best way to browse 4chan is through the Android apps on /g/
>>24869008>was going to suggest using that script that was hot for a while that gives anything sound>Audio streams are not allowedThe fuck is this?
>>24869008Never gookmoot is retarded. Hell he probably forgot he even owns this shithole. Surprised he didn't try to make sound webms 4chan pass exclusive or something. Definitely could've made some money that way.
>>24869015God she's cute, I love her zako egg
>>24869035By terrible English I mean at the level of the worst translations we're actually getting, like the images being posted in the thread earlier. It's certainly above Miko, but way bellow the average ESL in this thread.
>>24868976That only leads to heartbreak. Hololive should be about having fun and being inspired, not whatever this is becoming.
>>24868920I was born to marry Ui-mama.
>>24868991just talk to people, talk to everyoneeventually you'll have friends and and a girl and you won't need to, but the luxury of not needing to is reserved for people who already have themyou're gonna eat shit constantly, that's how it works. Eventually you might even get better at the whole process including finding opportunities where talking to people won't result in eating shit. Practice makes perfect.
>>24869039Imagine the size of this lass...
>”Welcome home dear, I made your favorite...”
The original Shallys has hit 100K views!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI861CIVGgo
>>24868920Mea
>Roberu playing 60 secondsWho the fuck started this trend? I think it was Roboco? Off the top of my head her, Korone and Mel played, don't know if anyone else did, too.
>>24869062I visited just recently but didn't have much time to play. Also whenever I connected it showed there's nobody online, dunno if that's actually true or not.
>>24869068I've seen some exceptionally bad subs but yeah, if that's the standard you're going by it's probably better to have bad-english/good-japanese than vice versa.
>>24869043>you should encourage them to improve themselvesNever works and only breaks the only thing that keeps them from an hero themselves.Don't worry, it's ok, most of them move on on life and those who don't will just have a happy simple life.If you really think about it, you can apply this to anything that evolves idols.
>>24869059>>24869062Is anyone even playing in these servers?
>>24868983I remember 2 years ago when their 3Ds were actually moved at 60 fps and weren't shit.
>>24868988I wanna suck on that tail
>>24868984I fucking hate her coomer character design and don't watch her specifically because of it.
>>24867798peko wife
>>24868958suddenly I want to rape haachama!!
>>24869074>How the fuck do you even initiate conversation with strangers?>just talk to people, talk to everyoneThat anon might be a huge sperg and not realize so I'm not sure if that advice would help.
>>24869077>"Thanks, babe."
Coco and Jerma collab when?
>>24869015>>24869078I love her!
>>24869102who?
>>24869077the fact that it's still edible put her quite high on the chart
>>24869095Sounds like my mom to be honest.
>>24869086>>24869090That first time I played the host was there but other than haven't really encountered anyone. But yeah, I do play every now and then, just haven't had the time to autistically grind it.
>>24868639How is borg not halal?
I'm going to marry Aki!
>>24869106Coco, Kiryuu Coco, Hololive 4gen
>>24869083Okayu played it too
>>24868991not to be mean, but that means it's probably over for you, most new people you will meet aren't a 1 on 1 but rather a group getting to know another oneunless you have a group of friend that go around, it's going to be really hard
>>24869097if you're a sperg you just need to talk to more people until you learn how not to be a sperg through experienceif you're bad at something you're not going to get good at it by NOT practicing the thing you're bad at
>>24868881It's even worse than having a waifu because at least that is completely impersonal and disconnected from reality.
>>24869105If you love her so much, why is she demonetized?
>>24869008The file size limit is too small anyway
One dayOkayu will disappear :(
>>24869112Because it is, and may Allah forgive me for saying this, American.
Both 1st gen and Matsuri locked up with FBK. By the time that was over (RIP best pairing) new girls were in.
Reminder that idols have a shelf life and they'll retire in under 10 years. I hope you're all ready for heartbreak when that day comes....
>>24868991Join a local hobby/sports group.
>>24869102I couldn't imagine anyone worse to collab with honestly. Coco wouldn't get half of his jokes and it'd be more awkward than the Moona collab. It doesn't help Coco's humour mostly boils down to just saying english swear words and talking about drugs.
Does Choco know she's shadowbanned yet?
>>24869123Who will I ship with the dog
>>24869064>turns out I forgot to remove the audio from the webmOh no I'm retarded.
https://twitter.com/houshoumarine/status/1285372587351015424Marine-Fubuki Bushiroad TCG Sponsorship/Reveal
>>24869126Reminder that doesn't apply to virtual idolsHatsune Miku has been going on 12+ years
>>24869095She's perfect peko
>>24869131Dog will disappear with her:((
>>24869127I did. Most were people who already knew each other. Tried interacting with them but as always they minimized all conversation and interactions and I was slowly pushed out. Just like every time
>>24869138You shut your whore mouth
>>24869136>any holo voiced by a synthesizerplease no....
>>24869126I'm on oshi #5, and I never switch until they quit
>>24869043I don't give a shit anymore. Nobody will love me for who I am, even though I've tried to improve myself. It's just my fault, I know that, but I'm not made to deal with stupid relationship issues. I prefer being free
>>24869143Holos are all virtual idols, you don't need to be voiced by a synthesizer to qualify
>>24869141sugoi suisei
>>24869142like tears in rain :(((
>>24869139Liar. Go tell your sob story to /r9k/, they'll give you the pity you're looking for.
>>24869141Suisei will NEVER get over it
>>24869139Damn anon you must smell really bad.
Look at this, you filthy hobos are close to image limit before 1000 posts. How could you?
NEVER EVER
Do you think Suisei gets jealous of AZKi for being closer to Sora than she is?
Which holo is most likely to suck a dick and swallow?
>>24869126I'm not ready. I really really hope I'm bored of this and move on with my life before my holo graduates
>>24869163Coco needs a bow on her tail
>>24869163thank god too 4/5 of them sound like banshees when singing
Haato made the most pure dick sucking noises I've ever heard, please don't slander her by saying she's degenerate. It sounded to me like she's never sucked a dick or even watched porn to know what cocksucking sounds like.
>>24869152>repeating ai's fiascoyeah, no
>>24869134If I had to guess I'd say they're revealing a Hololive Weiss Schwarz set
>>24869119Anon this doesn't answer the part about how to start a conversation.
>>24869170Why are towafags like this?
>>24869141Translate?
>>24869163I wouldn't be surprised if they do a mini-holofes with gen 4 after towa's debut, there's good money to be made there
>>24868518Most: MarineLeast: MatsuriMarine is the horniest thirstiest shotacon. She will fuck a shota when given a chance.Matsuri is just pretending to be a degenerate and she's actually pure. She wanted to become a bride at 30 to the one she loves. She's also straight.
>>24869170And the last one sounds like Mickey Mouse.
Risu looks weird in this collab with Kaoru...
>>24869129Shadowbans are more on a stream to stream basis, some are banned others aren’t. But I’m pretty sure Choco knows anyways, there’s just not much she can actually do
>>24869163>those sticc legsthank god for marine and her fat thighs
>>24869143One day we won't even need someone at the controls. Virtual Idols with synthesized voice and true machine learning AI. Can you Imagine the purity?
>>24869182Damn... Yellow Risu?
>>24869178Just an offcollab karaoke "live" would work. It's still too much to hope for right now.
https://youtu.be/C3tbl41OYfI
>>24869163i want coco to shove her tail down my throat like they do with tentacles in hentai
>>24869180mouse holo when
>>24869182What a strange group
>>24869175the whole point is that if you don't know how then you need to learn how through trial and erroryou're not going to learn how to start a conversation by someone on the internet telling you how, you're going to learn how by trying over and over and eating shit and accumulating practice
>>24869182My daughter Pikamee is doing so well
>>24869189Texan Risu...
>>24869182At this rate, the homos have more collabs with the VOMS than with the JP holos.
Which generation has the highest amount of good singers?
>>24869173Ai is still super successful and cuter than your favorite holo
>>24869143Eileen...
>>24869182Overcooked 2 too resource intensive for poor Risu
>>24869182our girl did it, pikamee is truly a honorary holo
>>24869197It's the two extroverts and some autistic retards they roped in for a collab.
>>24869182The absolute shantytown of Risu.
Tell me, are they the most teetee pair in Hololive?
>>24869163Cute!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beobtSPwYPU Marine and Fubuki are going to be part of this new trading card game product launch
>>24869182well that's new to me, i didn't know kaoru could speak english
>>24869002It probably used a sample that resembles another song that is copyrighted. Youtube's copyright algorithm is a bitch sometimes.
>>24869083It's the iconic first endurance stream game of Korone who first played it about a year ago already
>>24869204Well yeah, the JP holos actively avoid them. Thank god for Kaoru and his networking skills, dude knows he can’t rely on Hololive for collabs, outside of ID and FBK/Matsuri/Choco
Aki's original song got copyright claimed...https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1285362854548303872
>>24869199>you're going to learn how by trying over and over and eating shit and accumulating practiceThat unironically sounds like more effort then it's worth.
>>24868618Did you feel it right now anon? Did you like her ohayou post the moment you saw it? Did you save the art (or was is already in your collection)? This is why there is no helping that anymore. Your best bet is to just enjoy this and try to stay positive.
>>24869217No
>>24869163>no top hat Bibilame
>>24869229Good, fuck the homos. I'm glad most of the girls avoid them.
>>24869230thats fucking dumb
>>24869182Why is Pikamee always collabing with homostars? Come back when she's regularly doing stuff with the real cast.
>>24868613Which holo would be the most likely to play SMT Nocturne Remaster and SMTV when they come out?
I had my first hololive-related dream. I was in a car with Towa and she was driving me somewhere. She suddenly pulled over in an empty parking lot and said she had something she wanted to tell me. I was about to ask her to have sex with me but then my alarm clock woke me up.
>>24869232that's fine if you don't wanna, no-one is forcing you to learn how to do something
>>24869224>well that's new to me, i didn't know kaoru could speak englishIt literally says he can't below him. Do your reps.
>>24869230By fucking whom?
>>24869222Will this be the final nail in the coffin for Magic the Gathering?
>>24869233Not him but I replied within 2 seconds of the tweet. It's over for me.
>>24869159As a fun side effect of being as malformed as I am, my sense of smell is really really weak. So I genuinely cannot be certain that I don't smell awful. I do shower and clean myself thoroughly and hope I don't. >>24869156I joined a wood workshop. After learning the basic machinery nobody approached me. Those I approached for advice directed me elsewhere infinitely. Small talk was met with brick wall replies every time.I joined a running club or whatever at uni. Everyone already had their cliques and had zero interest in the new guy. Trying to talk to people was met with lack of interest. Joined a climbing gym. Attempting to ask anyone for advice on a boulder they said they weren't sure and asked to be left alone to focus on what their project. And I honestly don't know how the fuck else I approach people for conversation in this setting.
>>24869230Aki...The music industry is fucking shit and Youtube's AI is even worse.
>>24869182Only two of them actually speak english.
>>24869233yes, i'm too far gone
>>24869217There are lots of てえてえ pairs
>>24869208Lies and slanderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHoM2VxxqXU&t=44s
>>24869163wouldn't coco get the version of the idol costume towa is wearing?, that's the one used by tiddy monsters like noel
>>24869217No, this is.
>>24869246Why are towafags like this?
WHAT EACH HOLO DOES AFTER SEX:Luna - eats tendiesSuisei - awkwardly asks if her performance was adequateRushia - criesFubuki - whispers "yoisho" then falls asleepMel - gives massage Marine - "ROUND 2!"Subaru - stares at her lover longingly, saying nothingHaachama - cooks something for her loverWatame - eats chipsAyame - scolds her lover on their performanceTowa - immediately gets back to work to avoid having an actual connectionAki - takes a shot then passes outSora - commands her lover to never speak a word of what just transpiredCoco - angrily wipes the cum stains off her clothes and glassesNoel - Makes tea, then showersOkayu - uploads the sex tape she just made to xnxx Choco - pats herself on the back for sleeping with another woman's husbandMatsuri - watches videos of Hachikawa, rewinding and replaying the moments she says "daisuki"Roboco - apologizes for tearing holes in the sheets with her metal legsPekora - quietly robs the person she fucked and leavesKanata - pets her lover's hair until they fall asleepShion - pays the filthy oji-san their sex money and tells them to get out of her sightMio - wants to do nothing more than talk about her dayKorone - Smokes a cigarAqua - cuddles her lover in her armsMiko- rests her head upon her lover's chest as that is her pillow for the nightFlare - Showers, then drinks tea
Tenshi!
>>24869249>It literally says he can't below him. Do your reps.hell no
Do we only have one trap v tuber, what is this heresy
>>24869229Why do they avoid them?
>>24869264>Towa - immediately gets back to work to avoid having an actual connectionTowautism...
>>24869233I told you PPTfags, I did like a month ago and you didn't listen.
>>24869229Isn't Miko the only one who actively avoids them?
>>24869267he's all you need, anon
>>24869267
>>24869267There are 2 holostar traps
>>24869264>Marine - "ROUND 2!"more like "taps out because she's hyperventilating"
>>24869129What was the max view for that collab stream? 9k? Even if the whole thing was a massive EOP filter Kanata and Marine pull higher numbers on their own all the time.
>>24869267Towa!
>>24869277Kaoru isn't a trap
>>24869244It's really strange VOMS hasn't collab with HoloJP's yet. It's like they were given a condition that they need to collab with the Stars and ID's first in some amount before they can with the JP's.
>>24869253Another Youtuber I follow is still in the process of disputing a claim on his video. The company that claimed it literally had their account banned for abusing copyright claim takedowns but Youtube is still blocking his video.
>>24869264Cute boy
>>24869271They are idols
>>24869271Most just play with their friends, beyond that it's risk for no gain because the dudes are all below 50k subscribers.
>>24869290yea, imma need you to delete this post if you'd kindly
>>24869257>てえてえmore like lusty hag trying to pull a fast one on my boy
>>24869281I still can't believe Luna makes Marine look like Korone in terms of stamina.
>>24869244because she can't rely on her other 2 dorky friends for growth, and jp holos won't give her or her other 2 dorky friends a chance.
>>24869289 I wonder why Youtubers aren't moving lawsuits against youtube. Surely there is no shortage of lawyers who would take the case for a cut, and it's pretty easy to demand compensation for the estimated lost revenue.
>>24869177FuckIm never gonna play this shitty game ever againNth tryIm rooting for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI7PpS5jYGs Roberu
>>24869274>don't watch anyone except miko>"isn't miko the only one who [thing]?"Why are 35p like this?
>>24869182>ムーナ>英語得意草
>>24869264>implying suisei doesn't enjoy a smoke
>>24869288That's assuming they ever will collab with the main branch.
>>24869281 Women at that age have extra stamina when it comes to sex. It's like 80% of their stamina is just for sex and the other 20% for everything else.
>>24869305I know Jitomi is supposed to be a gamer but I have no idea what the third one's gimmick is.
>>24869264AAAAAAAAAAA
>>24869308Thanks anon
>>24869314She smokes if you tell her she was bad in bed
>>24869265Ponytail is good but I hate that we will never get that hat version.
I'm going to do my best today for her.
>>24869264why does this one hurts me the most?
>>24869264>Mel - gives massageBut where... Oh god... I'm...>Aqua - cuddles her lover in her armsIt hurts...>Miko- rests her head upon her lover's chest as that is her pillow for the nightAh...
>>24869264>Ywn experience any of them
>>24869251>>24869255Well, at least not alone in this. Let's try to take it easy and enjoy the ride.
>>24869276maybe if he streamed more....
>>24869264I finally understand Goslingposters.
>>24869293>>24869295Oh wait, I read it wrong. I thought he said they were avoiding VOMs.
>>24869204I mean Animare already passed that threshold, why not VOMS?
>>24869264Finally, Suisei without bringing up the forced pissing and smoking meme
>>24869334its your lucky dayhttps://twitter.com/kagamikirach/status/1285046773980028929?s=19
>>24869271What would be the point of collabing with shitters who can't even break past 50k?
For me? It's fem shien
>>24869264I didn't need to feel this right now.
>>24869288they're not big enough, everyone has to stay in their lane
Matsuri x Luna Interaction Timeline[8 Feb 2020] First Collab (ARK)Matsuri X Luna - Matsuri Keeps Attacking Luna With Dirty Jokes https://youtu.be/bVowPelKbXU [13 Feb 2020] Psychology Test Clips Matsuri exposing Luna's true character https://youtu.be/kvvRcQFeXlQ Luna is jealous even when they're not streaming? https://youtu.be/4FyMp1v78zM[13 Feb 2020] Ark CollabSource: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYVA1......[10 Mar 2020] Granny SimulatorLuna's Home Alone with Granny Matsuri https://youtu.be/UB7XAdPZDms[16 Mar 2020] Drunk CallDrunk Matsuri calls Luna during her stream https://youtu.be/LjQQ3cJvUbU[17 Mar 2020] Matsuri and Luna go to eat eel.Natsuiro Matsuri x Himemori Luna - Princess Says https://youtu.be/01Rrgsyk0HIMatsuri can't help pampering Luna Part1 (1/2) https://youtu.be/moh_UVz7j4EDuring that day, Matsuri tweeted: "Luna: 'Why did you invite me for lunch today? Are you scheming something?' Matsuri: 'I invited you just because I think we're friends!!!!!!!!!!!!'" [18 Mar 2020] Matsuri's 250k subscriber stream. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcWwN......Luna sang Happy Birthday for her.[26 Mar 2020] ARKMatsuri can't help pampering Luna Part2 (2/2) https://youtu.be/mWQXrF5crfoMatsuri tells Luna to collab more with other members.[14 Apr 2020] 3D Matsuri Drunk StreamLuna and Matsuri are friends forever https://youtu.be/2LMETtxl0Pw[18 Apr 2020] APEX clipMatsuri will do whatever Luna wants...? https://youtu.be/EoGzJR2srYM [27 Apr 2020] APEX with SuiseiSuisei learns Apex from Matsuri and Luna [Suisei's Apex 3] https://youtu.be/Ma0ET6WBKJQ[6 May 2020] APEX with Fubuki Source: https://youtu.be/GOS-KUPGKrM[11 May 2020] Overcooked with Suisei and NoelSource: https://youtu.be/3Ql0oVy_Spo[21 May 2020] Vocabulary Battle (Mojipittan)Source: https://youtu.be/1bwCPxTAjhw[22 May 2020] Tamaki and LunaHimemori Luna - Natsuiro Matsuri's Infidelity https://youtu.be/a-_vfIIAXfc[28 May 2020] Teetee Free TalkLuna lies to Matsuri, but she gets caught soon. https://youtu.be/YUCVkyUUTV4Only with Luna! https://youtu.be/t13SOPbd06YWhy Luna wants her naughty arts https://youtu.be/EZCttXKW4kk[8 Jun 2020] ValorantMatsuri avoiding Luna's advances https://youtu.be/wu4UXG_ZTC4 A few days before, Luna tweets out “I’m gonna build a love nest with Matsuri-senpai”[13 Jun 2020] APEX with Fubuki Source: https://youtu.be/cmhMgju-uP0Earlier in the day, Luna, Matsuri and Fubuki met up offline where supposedly, Matsuri kissed Luna. [17 Jun 2020] Coco Birthday StreamKiryu Coco's birthday celebration feat https://youtu.be/6-_n4iavuBg Afterwards, Luna tweets out: “Earlier, Matsuri tried to give herself up to Coco as a present. So, I said to her, ‘Give me the same.’ After I said that, Matsuri responded with ‘Huh? I can’t because I’m already Luna’s.’”Matsuri has her 2-year anniversary stream/goes on break.[1 Jul 2020] Construction on the Love Nest BeginsHard to Get https://youtu.be/hbj8LVFpuLc6min to understand Matsuri & Luna’s relationship https://youtu.be/8aKQ5atGUisHimemori Luna/Natsuiro Matsuri - You kissed me! https://youtu.be/f2zEjDRUQ4c[5 Jul 2020] Love Nest: Day 2Lovers' Spat (Part 1) https://youtu.be/VG49jLumjpkLovers' Spat (Part 2) https://youtu.be/jsObtQO94VULovers' Spat (Part 3) https://youtu.be/HgX38M8cARcLovers' Spat (Epilogue) https://youtu.be/LoFPBHDdrnsSharknado https://youtu.be/F6_lCfZL90IMatsuri X Luna - Jealous Matsuri Told Luna To Murder Her Lover https://youtu.be/HKRRVk6Git8Luna collabed with Rushia the day before, so Matsuri pretended to be the jealous girlfriend.[6 Jul 2020] Matsuri’s 400k CelebrationLuna asked Matsuri “To Matsuri-senpai, Luna is…”, where Matsuri answered with “one of my closest friends.”Source: https://youtu.be/u4e-uPe7Jm4[11 July 2020] Luna’s planLuna had a piano stream planned, but when she saw Matsuri x Tamaki's stream schedule, she changed her stream to "(Minecraft Blood Festival Plan) Princess Luna, who was swallowed by the violent jealousy, came up with a plan...". At the end of the stream, Matsuri appeared and Luna surrounded her with TNT.Luna x Matsuri – Festival of Blood https://youtu.be/bMVuoKviJjEBREAKING: Local Princess blows up unfaithful girlfriend https://youtu.be/AnTBP1f14YM [12 July 2020] Ghost SharkMatsuri and Luna watch a shitty horror movie together.[13 July 2020] Matsuri’s revengeNatsuiro Matsuri – Love for Luna https://youtu.be/xOlp5icTDAQMatsuri x Luna – Fireworks https://youtu.be/hUhr5sGAqZI[18 July 2020] Minecraft DreamsA very intimate stream between the two as they share both their excitement and nervousness for Luna’s 3D. At one point, Matsuri is overcome with emotion and cries because she’s so proud of Luna.Natsuiro Matsuri mom cries on the eve of Himemori Luna's 3D https://youtu.be/MO3qkf9K3Rk[19 July 2020] Luna’s 3DHimemori Luna 3D Highlight https://youtu.be/nD4QLBIP6ycMatsuri appears as the cow in Luna’s 3D.
>>24869264>Matsuri - watches videos of Hachikawa, rewinding and replaying the moments she says "daisuki"How much money dose Matsuri need to pay to finally be with Hoshikawa?
Ayame!
>>24869264>Fubuki - whispers "yoisho" then falls asleep
>>24869277not all men who crossdress are traps. kaoru is not a trap.
>>24869316>4th gen almost never collabs outside the companyNot counting Tamaki and Holomamas of course. Towa seems to be the only one who has friends outside Hololive.Is 4th gen nofriends?
Since it's sad posting hour:Kanata and Korone will never play more Kirby's Super Star
>>24869324You better, but remember to not overdo it and have fun too.
>>24869271they don't want to upset the purityfags which is funny because some of them (Miko) used to collab with Niji males before deciding she was going to take being an idol seriously.
>>24869354compile it all into one video where you can tell the full narrative chronologically
Ayame?
>>24868976Link to full picture?
https://files.catbox.moe/g0990h.oggHAACHAMA!?
>>24869354Matsuri is tired of Luna. She wanted her to grow and collab with other but Luna can't. Luna clings to her like a parasite and drags her down.
>>24869369Onegai...
I wish I could wear Aqua's skin, she looks so supple.
>>24869362it's not like they need to to grow like they haveLuna is also in a weird position when it comes to Niji collabs
>>24869354Thanks for the timeline, I don't really watch either but was curious to see how their friendship developed. I wonder if they just hit it off after their first collab or if they actually knew each other beforehand.
>>24869369あいして
>>24869347Plus the risk of losing their biggest donators, it's literally a no-win situation for the girls.
Which Holo would you want to be platonic friends with and nothing more?
>>24869362They got friends inside hololive.
>>24869264>Getting cuddled by 4' 11" 44kg shortstack I hate that I will never have it
>>24869387None, I don't want friends. I prefer to be alone.
>>24869374Who is holding her prisoner and where does she need to go so badly!?
>>24869359>internal heartache>21are.....are you ok anon?
Can somebody link the clip with Fubuki saying "Friends" and then Gosling screaming please?
>>24869387Okayu
>>24869358doesnt stream...
>>24869383FBK...I'm not much of a numberfag did her supacha numbers actually go down since she started collabing with the homos?
>>24869387Matsuri seems to be amazing to hang out with. She would be girl friend whom you can discuss girl's tits and asses.
>>24869362Towa needs to graduate
>>24869379So give VOMS to Luna then.
>>24869399>she does it for very little
>>24869387Okayu and Aki
>>24869387Subaru, Okayu or Mio. They seem like they're really fun friends to play video games with.
>>24869271they're explicitly idols
>>24869387Subaru or Flare
>>24869264>Miko- rests her head upon her lover's chest as that is her pillow for the nighthttps://files.catbox.moe/3p2p5f.jpgthere's not enough Goslings in my folder for this one
>>24869264>Noel - Makes tea, then showers>Flare - Showers, then drinks tea
>>24869387Korone or Haato. I mean I would fuck either, but I like without having such an urge for those 2.
>>24869387Aqua. I wish I was her grandpa so that I can give her treats and pat her head.
>>24869399no, her superchat numbers are down because she would hardcore whale in gacha games and her fans realized they shouldnt help her gambling addiction
Ayame only streams on paycheck days, you should know that by now.
>>24869349for me? it's fem Roberuhttps://files.catbox.moe/hvzew1.png
Holostars was a mistake.
>>24869420Damn, fem roberu is cute...
>>24869411glad someone caught it
https://twitter.com/shiranuiflare/status/1285378008535056385?s=20I have read those post about fu-tan having a 2dlive updateIt is...weird?
>>24869354>>24869375Im sure matsuri already made a way to make it easier for luna to collab with other like the "various colour" group with sui and noel
>>24869379Has Luna even collabed with a niji at all? Off the top of my head I remember Watame being in that ui-mama collab along with Sister Claire, but I can't remember any Luna collab with nijis, not even group ones.
>>24869402not how it works, it's mutually agreed onfor all we know VOMS tried to reach out to the holojps and got turned down across the board, or were stopped by cover and told to try the ID or Homos instead
>>24869399 Not really. FBK's issue is that a large portion of her audience comes from the "haha meme alien cat scadibidoo Im scatman" portion of the crowd. Those people are not investing a dime on her. Also not interacting with supas while other vtubers milk the shit out of them really handicaps her.
>>24869387My favorite. I've never really liked waifufags, to be honest.
>Ayame hasn’t streamed in 11 days.Graduate that whore already
>>24869417Understandable. Gachafags are mentally ill.
>>24869417What about Suisei?
>>24869423And HololiveEN is an impending mistake. Which westerner connection made them think that was a good idea?
Which three holos would you recruit for a bank heist
>>24869264>Subaru - stares at her lover longingly, saying nothingThis is by far the most goslingesque of them. If I remember correctly Subaru said that it's hard for her to stay quiet for long with someone, so this would mean she feels absolutely safe with her partner.
>>24869439Seiwho?
>>24869442ppt, poor people are the most resourceful and the least afraid
>>24869435Please don't, I need my minimal quota of Ayame a month.
>>24869440Coco just wants to watch the world burn and she's executing her plan well
>>24869435*3 daysShe did a member stream.
Can't believe Suisei is a twink-con, not a shotacon but a twink-con. How is my fat self supposed to compete with the other simps that are twinks.
>>24869367Proofs?
>>24869443>If I remember correctly Subaru said that it's hard for her to stay quiet for long with someone, so this would mean she feels absolutely safe with her partner.https://files.catbox.moe/36im65.webm
>>24869182>Pikamee invading the hololive nowThis texan sure is getting big.
>>24869423All Holos that aren't JP and Female are a mistake
>>24869387Subaru and Kanata.
I am considering fapping to a Holo.
>>24869423>Holostars was a mistakeWithout Holostars we wouldn't have Roberu and Beyblade ASMR.They were a marketing mistake. Cover has no idea how to market them because their only strategy with the holos so far was "just collab and be cute together", but that doesn't work with the Stars, specially because for a majority of the audience they completely lack the necessary appeal
>>24869410You just need to buy a dakimakura and hope Miko will make merch for it...
>>24869435she met her quota anon, why would she stream any more than she absolutely is required to as per her contract? don't you realise she has more important shit to be doing?
What’s threesome sex with Pekora and Aqua like
>>24869455Not fast enough according to VOMS
guys i can't believe the angel that gave us this classic is fucking dying... https://files.catbox.moe/ok092k.webm
>>24869455She already collabed with the stars a few times as well as Risu.
>>24869459>Without Holostars we wouldn't have Roberu and Beyblade ASMRI'm perfectly fine with that
>>24869442PPT because she is good at planning. Suisei because she is desperate.Pekora because she has no remorse.
>>24869458FAP TO ROBERU
>>24869464lots of sniffing and slurping
>>24869463>don't you realise she has more important shit to be doing?Are you calling her boyfriend shit?
>>24869464Loud, wet in an uncomfortable way, and more exhausting than satisfying
>>24869465how so
>>24869443I don't have a gosling strong enough for this
>>24869417Didn't it happen after she got her new 2D avatar with her dead eyes?I stopped watching her at that point for months.The eyes just disturbed me and didn't make me feel healed like before.
>>24869442 Coco, Aqua and Shion. Brawn, brains and luck.
I love it when Towa petposts.https://twitter.com/koha170405/status/1284711825704009728What non-chuuba interests do your favorites show on Twitter?
>>24869465What do you mean?
>>24869015Wait, Aki can play the guitar?
>>24869284Yep 9k. Marine pulls 17k+ and Tenshi 10k+. 9k is pretty low considering the topic and inculding their favorite vchuuba
>>24869477>>24869487The Pikamee breakdown a month ago.
>>24869442Coco as the main hitmanPekora as the distractionI don't know who can be the getaway driver, maybe Noel? I know she has a car but she'd easily lose her cool and crash into a tree.
>>24869459What traits do male Vtubers need to have to appeal to a wider audience though? Play more games outside of their comfort zones? Make more dumb OCs like Roberu? Play more mahjong?
>>24869464Extremely soft.After fucking them both you get surprised by a sudden pain in your butt.Pekora: It's your time Anon peko.Then she shove the carrot further.
>>24869475>>24869463You guys meme by Ayame could just have a second job. Like Mea, Noel, or Choco
>>24869484I don't use that garbage site
>>24869470I already have my Holo in mind I'm just conflicted on actually doing it because it feels like a line that shouldn't be crossed.
>>24869464really awkward because they are both really shy and expect you to do everything
>>24869466Pretty much the only nijisanji I like and I think she would have been much better in hololive.
>>24869442Pekora has mastered the ways of stealth.Coco is already deeply entrenched into the world of organized crime.Marine is a FREAKING PIRATE.
>>24869427it sorta feels like Flare is really coming into her own. I could be wrong but she felt really reserved before.
>>24869466Hail thus laul.
>>24869442Coco is a goddamn dragon, she would transform into dragon mode, burn everyone, melt the vault door and I'd steal the money. We'd have Rushia revive everyone after we're done so that no lives were actually lostThen I'd impregnate Flare, just because I need a 3rd
>>24869490Marine's guerrilla 3am zatsudan got like 18k, there is something wrong with Choco-sensei's channel.
>>24869466Hail thus lua
>>24869488Based on that clip, no
>>24869484flare likes a lot of werid-ish food on her twitter, also a lot of flan
>>24869495they needed girls... look how fast Rikka's channel grew after doing song collabs with Matsuri, or how quicky Oga passed Shien and approached 20k subs after teasing FBK.
>>24869501She's not even the best nijisanji. What do you even know about vtubers?
>>24869497Why would Mea have a second job when she's raking it in at least on bilibili? Is this another one of that fake bitch's lies?
>>24869466Why?
Are they really just actresses?
>>24869499Just do it, not like they'll ever know, plus they should be flattered that you would evacuate your precious seed to them.
>>24869464It smells awful, there's trash everywhere, and one of them broke the bed.
>>24869520>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY TASTE > YOUR TASTES AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>24869518They can always ask anyone else, it's up to the girls what they want to do and most would rather just collab with friends.
>>24869497The holos with active roommates focus way more on Hololive than on their roommates’ job though, unlike Ayame.
>>24869523All of them but Towa. She's actually like that...
>>24869503flare as of late has been the pinnacle of "just here to have a good time" she's having a lot of fun and it's easy to tell streams go on really long and turn into sudden collabs, honestly there hasn't been a batter time to be a flarebro and it makes me super happy
>>24869264>Miko- rests her head upon her lover's chest as that is her pillow for the nightwas amused until i got to this part
>>24869464You're knees hurt and you're covered in saliva.
>>24869523Seriously more of a professional wrestler than a actress or VA. They put a lot of their real life personality in their characters and they tend to stay in character for a much longer time.
>>24869521She said she works a second job to feel like she's actually useful to society. You know that she is contributing and accomplishing something.
>>24869518i think they could have been fine without the girls if cover had advertized them better. look at nijisanji, their top earner is a man, and a greasy neet at that. if the stars had gotten the amount of attention they deserved, they wouldve done well. its too late now, so the boys have to rely on outside help to show off their charm points
WHAT EACH HOLO DOES AFTER SEX:Luna - eats takoyakiSuisei - awkwardly asks if her performance was adequateRushia - screams like a banshee after seeing the mess she made squirtingFubuki - whispers "yoisho" then falls asleepMel - gives massage Marine - licks the excess cumSubaru - stares at her lover longingly, saying nothingHaachama - cooks something for her loverWatame - eats chipsAyame - scolds her lover on their performanceTowa - immediately gets back to work to avoid having an actual connectionAki - takes a shot then passes outSora - commands her lover to never speak a word of what just transpiredCoco - angrily wipes the cum stains off her clothes and glassesNoel - Makes tea, then showersOkayu - uploads the sex tape she just made to xnxx Choco - pats herself on the back for sleeping with another woman's husbandMatsuri - watches videos of Hoshikawa, rewinding and replaying the moments she says "daisuki"Roboco - apologizes for tearing holes in the sheets with her metal legsPekora - quietly robs the person she fucked and leavesKanata - pets her lover's hair until they fall asleepShion - pays the filthy oji-san their sex money and tells them to get out of her sightMio - wants to do nothing more than talk about her dayKorone - Smokes a cigarAqua - cuddles her lover in her armsMiko- rests her head upon her lover's chest as that is her pillow for the nightFlare - Showers, then drinks tea
>>24869520Not that anon but she's the only vtuber I watch outside of hololive
>>248692060
>>24869543anonchama?!?
>>24869543>Noel - Makes tea, then showers>Flare - Showers, then drinks teaeven in the narratives they're fucking
>>24869248Kayne West.
>>24869354Thanks, I've been looking for that Luna saying "hai hai hai" moment for some time now and completely forgot it was in one of these clips.
>>24869540Yeah I'm sure she goes out smelling like piss and shit. What a fake bitch.
>>24869543Why are you reposting this?
>>24869542They're just boring, that's all there is to it.
>>24869442They are just con-women so it is gonna fail. I just care to get marine for the easy booty in prison.
what the hell it's too early for another loop
>>24869534>All of them but [the only holo I watch]Why are you niggers like this?
>>24869543Matsuri would drop that whore once she found a real man. What she would actually do is engage in sweet talk and pester you to tell her that you love her. (confirmed by Twitcast)
>>24869535I apreciate the length of the streams and the general sense that she's enjoying herself for sureI wish my favourite wasn't constantly busy with all the extra stuff and could focus a bit more on streaming like that
>>24869536What did you feel when you got to that part Anon-dono?
>>24869520Everyone has their own taste, you know? Your favorite holo is probably not even the best holo.
>>24869538Some of them like Haachama are really good at their character, especially with how deliberately awful her cooking is and yet she manages to eat some. Or how bad she was at RE4
Help me bros.... Flare took my girlfriend...
>>24869429if she has I don't remember it
>>24869559Loop this!*unzips duck*
I need more holo improv. Almost passed out laughing at this clip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RZqpBIkG5g
>>24869553I mean maybe. Are you sure you don't just want to hate fuck her anon? You hatred feel weird like I'm not sure why she's "fake".
>>24869523You know how western streamers and youtubers sometimes exaggerate their personality for the viewers? It's like that except you don't cringe because it's not a real person acting like a caricature, but rather an anime girl.
>>24869562marinefag huh, I feel you
>>24869554Not a repost if some parts are altered
>>24869543>reposting the whole thing, not just the changes you madeWhy are (Omae) like this?!
>>24869540That is the biggest bullshit she is saying ther. And she was supposed to be the genuine one! Unsubscribed!
>>24869492Link?
>Curious about how the APEX team is doing, tries to search up Ayame's account.>No data on it, must have been deleted>Go back through archives, realize that she has had 7 different accounts. (Or has changed her name 7 times, though why?)>All deletedIs this normal?
>>24869495 It's not that they need traits, they just need to be marketed differently. Rikka, for example, is perfect for the female crowd. Take him and two more and hard market them towards the female audience. You can do that by slightly steering his content towards female interest (as a dumb example, if he is going to play a game, he isn't going to play Apex, but instead something like Undertale). As for others like Roberu, you don't try to make them idol-like, but bro like. They should feel more like a normal streamer than idol, which will make them more appealing towards the male audience. And for the ones whose appeal is "it's a boy, but looks like a girl", you just force collabs with the Holos and appeal to that trap-lover audience. These are just rough ideas, at this point if Cover did ANYTHING it would be better than nothing. They don't even have an official Holostars channel.
>>24869580Marine and Korone are my two favorites so it's been a tough time for me with how busy they've been.
>>24869589>They don't even have an official Holostars channel.Anon.... https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWsfcksUUpoEvhia0_ut0bA
>>24869587Some were her boyfriends' accounts
>>24869543>Ayame - scolds her lover on their performance Ayame would keep giggling lovingly at you, and every time you asked "What?" she would just giggle more and say "nothing".
>>24869572>Get a loli>Record yourself fucking said loli>Send it to Flare to make her jealous>She'll leave Noel out of Jealously to find a loli
>>24869502Funny how Pekora is the Snakefag but it's Marine's asscheeks clapping that will alert the guards.
>>24869589>force collabsI'd rather not.
>Those noisesWATAME BEATS OFF HER BOYFRIEND WHILE LIVE AND LIES ABOUT IT!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZQWFyiQvVQ
I'm seriously concerned about Coco's health
>>24869586Don't listen to him. She broke down because of stress from streaming too much without a break. She takes breaks now. If VOMS was that slave driving, the other two would be getting most of the flack. Yet both of them are still chill streaming.
>>24869586She scrubbed the VOD. The basic gestalt is VOMS management told her she's under-performing despite being the biggest of the group. I guess they expect more of her.
>>24869587prolly helps to not get sniped/doxxed/whatever
>>24869605Already happens regularly
>>24869604>Marine's asscheeks clappingHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG MY FUCKING DICCCCCCCCCCK
Roberu...
>>24869538>>24869578You know that is the story that we keep telling ourselves around this campfire and it makes sense and we can then sleep at night. But how would you distinguish a good actress from that what you are talking about? And would nerdy anime girls like that really be outspoken and communicative like this?
>>24869612what and no-one recorded it? VOMS don't have stream recorders like holo does?
Roberu's figured out the secret
>>24869609Are you referring to the pills thing or just her being unhinged in general
>>24869121Because https://streamable.com/88yihpYoutube AI is so retarded that it copyright claims Aki's own original song from herself.
Housewives are giving Roberu supachas again.
>>24869589>They don't even have a holostar official channelNice essay retard you didn't even do your research.
Best threesome?Noel+Flare?Matsuri+Luna?Kanata+Suisei?
>>24869621More like respectful people didn't re-upload it.
Why does FBK constantly get lower numbers compared to the other girls, even though she by far has the highest ammount of subs?
>>24869602No... anon... how did you discover the incantation to break my fucking heart!?
>>24869628MiComet
>>24869609Yeah if she's open about the sleeping pill abuse, imagine the drug use she isn't being open about
>>24869589Ah, so it's not that the Holostars doesn't really have any strong points to make them stand out and gain a bigger fanbase, but because they didn't have enough marketing so not many know about them and watch their streams? Do you that Eng sub clips focusing on one aspect of each of the Holostars (like how Suisei has clips focusing on her being a psycho) would help with the marketing more?
>>24869572i also need help bros, i wanted flare to steal me not my girlfriend, how do i switch places??
>>24869628Marine+Noel
>>24869630Scatcat attracted a bunch of kids with her meme clips.
>>24869612That's crazy considering she seems to be doing very well for a newcomer and she's pretty much the only vtuber that equally panders to both EOPs and JOPs.
>>24869628YEEEAAAAHHsshio
>>24869503>>24869535I kinda get what you mean, I never payed much attention to her but I've been watching her streams a lot more lately (got into watching her with Sekiro), even her ARK is really comfy and actually pleasant to watch and the sudden collabs are fun. I think I'm starting to really like her.
寝てしまった。日本語リプはどうした?
>>24869628Coco+Kiryu
i think my son won too much
>>24869630>haha funny scatman>oh she doesnt do interesting stuff at all>cba to unsub
>>24869626Can a woman simp?
>>24869628Shion and Rushia for double naizuri
roberu always gets money at the oddest timing kek
>>24869629not respectful enough to keep their mouths shut, clearly
>>24869626Are housewives and /hlg/ his only audience?
>>24869394https://twitter.com/oozorasubaru/status/1285385147458584576duck is burning
>>24869630old account so lots of dead subs, plus people who subbed for memevids and not her streams
>>24869264this_is_hell.jpg
>>24869656YEEEEEEEEAH
>>24869649アノンくん、日本語タイム終わったよ。
>>24869628>Noel+Flare?focused on each other and not you>Matsuri+Luna?focused on each other and not you>Kanata+Suisei?focused on each other and not youShit combinations!
>>24869664 What you mean "and"? /hlg/ is browsed mostly by housewives, anon.
>>24869659It can't be helped, the least they can do is not re-upload a clip of a girl having a mental episode.
>>24869635Can't be open about that, she'd get kicked out of Japan.
>>24869596>Holostar 1st anniversary was a week ago>No one showed up
>>24869612Aw yes, I will believe this without evidence
>>24869657Just rub your penis against a cupboard
>>24869664Housewives LOVE him
>>24869649Wait, so the "rep" thing comes from "reply"?
>>24869571If she hides her weakness behind this Haachama front it will be harder to support her.She was supposed to have changed after getting bullied in school, which resulted in her embracing her failures and marketing it as her Haachama character.
>>24869664but we are the housewives
>>24869665didn't meant to quote, just realized
>cringehours31.jpg
>>24869691Repetition.
>>24869656K-pop is just female simping.
>>24869387Flare. I want her to teach me how to pick up chicks.
>>24869602Gosling.webm
>>24869688This actually doesn't surprise me at all.
>>24869495It feels like they're getting the short end of the stick because Cover doesn't know how to market them, and isn't sure what to aim for. The voice packs obviously push them as male idols/romantic interests, but their actual streams are more appealing for a sense of guys hanging out with other guys than something a woman would really get into. I don't know much about male idols, but you have plenty of real life inspiration if that's what you're going for. On the other hand, if you want that "guys chilling with guys" feeling, they do a good job at it now. Their audience is tiny still due to a lack of promotion, but I think it will get there. I do wonder if the male nijisanji members success is largely due to female interactions or if there's something else we're missing though. Maybe the fact they feel placed under the girls in the totem is why they're so unpopular.
>>24869699h-how...
>>24869691imagine not knowing what a rep ishave you ever even done a squat in your life?
>>24869675>No images>700 posts to goI'll come back in 200 posts>>24869691ANONCHAMA?!
>>24869606God imagine going down on your favorite holo under her desk while she's on stream and watching her try to keep it together and make excuses for why she's acting weird.
>>24869628Choco+Mel
>>24869626roberu seems to perform pretty well on the supacha front
https://twitter.com/L0L0_0707/status/1285379100299812869roro supporting towa ojou-sama! and also doing ASMR!
>>24869628Towa and Aki for some incredibly flustered and aggressive sex with an autist and a drunk.
>>24869684Not sure about the VOMS thing, but it's true she broke down on stream due to stress from overwork, it was only a month ago.
>>24869443>that spoileryou aimed straight and precisely at my weak point
>>24869575Despite being obsessed with doing things "right" and following the script Subaru is a goldmine of improv reactions even for planned content. Look for more (OK)F-A-M-S clips, especially with Okayu and Subaru interacting. Stuff like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59EpiSVqfb0
>>24869495Male vtubers can't rely on the audience wanting to fuck them so they have to actually be funny and produce interesting content. That is made a lot harder because of permission restrictions on what games they can play.
roberu laughing about someone asking about 3d lol
What company will develop the official Hololive video game, and what genre will it be?
>>24869698I'm tired, Fubuki.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT5vWwHsrf8Remember to watch Ayame and Spade Echo's mama's new 3D in 9 hours!
>>24869623What happened? He knows what winning son is?
>>24869718he's the highest earning Holostar. His Eigo no Uta stream even earned more than the Rikka and Matsuri 3D concert.
>>24869612>>24869611I do see she streams a lot, and it is true she does more English in her streams compared to Coco.Cover is being dumb if they're not letting VOMS near the holos though. Just watch as Pikamee ends up being a regular side show for HoloEN though. Their collab range will be limited, the JPs won't be able to do much with them, literal who western twitch vtubers won't be able to get near them, and the relevant ones will probably get cock blocked because they won't want them anywhere near Melody, and Moe doesn't really like doing collabs with people.
>>24869719ok, she has to be her mama right?
>>24869732 Indie fan making a fighting game, and receiving the stamp of approval afterwards once the game gets famous and all the holos play it.
>>24869719>Roro calling Towa ojou-samaThis will never going to stop being weird.
>>24869443Thank you anon, I nearly was feeling happy for a second there. You are always there to fix that!
>>24869684Thank you. This feeds my narrative.
>>24869716DonaldDuckEnlargedPenis.png
>>24869163>Towa shorter than PPTNo
>>24869628watame mama + tsunomaki ui
>>24869743why?
>>24869721yes but the VOMs stuff makes no sense
>>24869743I like it, I hope they collab.
>>24869732Tencent making a Hololive MOBA
>>24869722She is getting railed right now and she is screaming how good it is. She isn't even using the fake duck voice. And at the end of it she will talk the ear of Chad thundercock on how perfect he was while giggling. There is the accurate representation of reality
>>24869734>Remember to watch Ayameayameexcitedlookingatchat.gif>and Spade Echo's mama's new 3D in 9 hours!zetsubouayame.jpeg
>>24869612>Source>Just trust me dude
roberu's stream is going ぐるぐる please take care of our son for me, anons...
>>24869182I love my texan inclining SJW retarded Pikamee gf!
>>24869753Roro is Towa's mama, but as a vtuber. She even has conversations with herself on twitter like the menhera she is.
>>24869707>I do wonder if the male nijisanji members success is largely due to female interactions or if there's something else we're missing thoughI think this is not the main reason for their successes, but it definitely does help. I know I wouldn't have ever check out Joe Rikiichi (the poor man's Joker guy) and find out how cool his voice is if he doesn't collab any of the girls.
>>24869754Yeah, that's probably not true, she is their most valuable talent.
>>24869743It's kinda hot
>>24869612>>24869621I recorded it, this clip pretty much says it all.https://files.catbox.moe/24jhup.mp4
>>24869732Gacha game. 2 interns at cove
>>24869766i thought she and rurudo weren't the same person? they have different voices...
>>24869767i do know that two of the most popular male nijis are (lore wise) a gay couple, so that has something to do with it probably
>>24869777Rurudo uses a voice changer.
>>24869773>https://files.catbox.moe/24jhup.mp4anonchama?
>>24869777they sure do have different voices
>>24869773I feel bad for Coco...
>>24869773Holy shit, I feel so sorry for her...
>>24869777YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Our son is only 25
>>24869777They're different people even though they have the same laugh and speech pattern.
>>24869719Towa's sistermama is so cute.
>>24869773>24jihup.mp4 I already have the link engraved in my brain so I never have to click and see that war crime again.
>>24869773This hurts to look at everytime.
>>24869793What do you mean my son is the same age as me?
>>24869795they're not even similar....
>>24869773who was in the wrong here?
>>24869741>>24869766>>24869777I'll just leave this here.https://twitter.com/L0L0_0707/status/1285036946301964288
>>24869727She's hilarious, cant believe it's not scripted. https://youtu.be/Wo-HXyaqPp0?t=333
>>24869805Coco, it was up to her after all, Moona was fine.
>>24869767I also had another idea: It's not that the stars are underperforming per se, but that hololive is growing extremely quickly and yet fails to channel that momentum into the stars through any official medium. You can watch a lot of hololive streams and not know they exist until someone tells you, or you see matsuri or fubuki collab with them. The level of cross promotion between them is really tiny and it's no surprise their growth is much slower when the masses go unaware of their general existence. That being said, there's a lot less extra content for them in general like a lack of anime shorts or 3D models, so that's also probably part of it.
>>24869795Lolo had a drinking stream though, isn't rurudo too young too drink?
>>24869721>broke down on stream due to stress from overworkI think it's more that she took jitomi's comments from the collab earlier that day personally and still tried to stream even while she was tilted. Atleast that's the 5ch narrative
>>24869805Coco, you should probably be more direct with someone who is ESL.
>>24869814no vtubers ACTUALLY drink on stream, they just fake it, can't risk accidentally saying something bad.
What would a RoRo/Sio/Towa collab be like?
>>24869814Towa's underage mama is a bad girl.
>>24869802Yes. I'm sorry...
>>24869809why does subaru sound so weird here?
>>24869765>SJWWhere did this narrative even come from when Pikamee's a confirmed lolicon?
>>24869823lots of bullying and sex
>>24869823High impact sexual teasing.
Is there a single vtuber company that isn't completely mismanaging their talent and squandering opportunities? It seems very prevalent, perhaps because of the recency of such things existing
>>24869822>He has less alcohol tolerance than a japanese woman Unfortunately I can't post a smug Ayame to go with this.
>>24869822False in Aki and best Matsuri's case
>>24869831Retards on this site have a very loose definition of SJW.
The holostars should do a masturbation stream, where they all masturbate, and then have listeners call in to masturbate on stream.
>>24869831she sounds fat so it's a logical connection
>>24869831since she is a half american people here assume she's fat and a SJWbut yeah, she's just a retarded lolicon
>>24869831>SJW>not being actual pedophilesanon...
>>24869814no way rurudo is underage, her art is way too good for a zoomer
>>24869823the feeling of a presence is big yabee
Roberu's housewife audience is increasing!
>>24869843This but with the hololives
I hope someone tells Korosan about the free DLC for Blasphemous coming out next month.
You must now choose:>Ark>APEX>PIEN>GOI
>>24867700OLD
>>24869839How hi is Ayame tolerance?
>>24869843That would be great!
>>24869838It's a very young industry, I would say despite the fuck ups, hololive still somehow manages to be the strongest brand.
>>24869831It's based on a premise that she's American fat and a tumblrina. Like any narrative, it's bullshit.
>>24869838lol if you think Japanese salarymen are anything but complete yes-men to ancient C-level execs who are so out of touch that it's amazing Japan's economy still exists
>>24869857Apex
which holo has the best BGM? and the worst?
>>24869838 Cover/Hololive Production is doing plenty well. They make mistakes, to it's easy to spot them in hindsight. Also they are quickly taking over the Vtuber industry and youtube as a whole. Not to mention that in 3~4 years they went from a local japanese virtual idol group to an international multi-group of idols and streamers.
>>24869844Okayu...Miso...
>7:3 male female ratioRoberu is inclining
>>24869857GOI mass event where they all race each other and the one who wins escapes with the briefcase containing the permissions. The rest remain trapped in hell.
>>24869857Out of those four, Apex all day.
>>24869859She's an oni so she's wasted 24/7.
>>24869859 She is an Oni, so about the same as a low-end middle income fat old guy who works a blue collar job and started smoking when he was 12.
>>24869853A whole 7:3 male to female
>>24869857Apex but I'm not happy about it
Roberu is getting a lot of SCs and hot singles in his area/ourson/ is winning
When are Nintendo going to stop being assholes and give permissions back so ARK can die?
>>24869857It depends, if it's a collab ARK, if not APEX.
>>24869881that's a higher ratio than Kaoru, who recently said he had an 8:2 ratio
>>24869843 This, but Kaoru has beyblades spinning on top of his dick.
https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugz8hdg8a5NwlPxoJq94AaABCQ
>no new twitter postcomet really is furious about last night...
>>24869857GOI hands down. Ark and Apex are literal snooze fests, and Pien is fotm horage/kosuage, but i have never watched a GOI stream that failed to be entertaining
>>24869838no, but it's a spectrum not a binary, and cover are unusually bad in many ways
>>24869857I'll just do without gaming streams, thanks.
I miss Luna's piano...
>>24869885Never.Join the winning side, become an ARKbro today.
Idolmaster...Roberu...
>>24869843do they masturbate themselves or do they do a literal circlejerk?
>>24869857All of them play GOI at the same time and the last one to finish graduates.
>>24869857GOI races are actually fun, unlike anything the other three have ever offered up
marine's houshou...
>>24869857In order:>Collab Ark>Collab Holorace for GOI>Collab Apex>Solo Apex>Solo GOI>Solo Ark>Fuck ぴえん
>>24869857ARK all of them play at the same time.
PIEN PIEN
https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1285392146518827008/ourgirl/ has spokennow KNEEL
>>24869843we'll call it... onanimachi
>>24869838Things like vtubers are still a young industry though, I dont think there's enough knowledge on what to or not do in hindsight especially with so much global viewers now. It's probably not as bad as the music industry even if that's still small.
>>24869831I started that narrative after her ps5 watch stream
>>24869857APEX
>>24869885Yeah, remember how they barely played Ark before?
>>24869893GOI? How tilted was she?
>>24869857Ark, Flare's Ark streams are already my daytime comfy background streams.
>>24869905I didn't even think of that option, Circlejerk.
>>24869915I can't believe this 30ish year old former VA is getting paid to shitpost all day.
>>24869927>tilted
>>24869933>30ish year old former VAwhere did this narrative come from?
I wish I could post an image of Watame.
>>2486993336
>>24869857Ark, i get most of my day's work done during flare's morning ark it couldn't get comfier
>>24869563despair
>>24869868I like aqua's bgm
>>24869857ARK
>>24869164Azki isn't, but also she wouldn't.
>>24869937Your ass
>>24869885>ark dies>replaced with animal crossing, "I end the stream if I don't get x-place in MK8" and "Endurance until X wins in Smash"I'd rather have every other permission except nintendo.
>>24869868 It's hard to say best, but the most iconic for me is Pekora's.
>>24869915Risu is so sexy.
>>24869868I like Shion's and think Mel's clown carnival music is the worst
>>24869940hello my brother t. >>24869929
>>24869885it would literally be the same thing, only with a different game, you are underestimating how much the girls like to play a single Nintendo game for an extended period of time
ARE YOU WINNING SON
>>24869885it's honestly for the best, maybe kusoge have increased but non-game streams have increased too and they were always the good shit
>>24869732I had a dream that Arcsys was making a Hololive fighting game a few weeks ago
>>24869857More Korone apexShe makes it fun to watch and I know she's actually good at it, so the times when you can glimpse at her 100 to 0ing someone with a single mag is amazing
>>24869938<span class="sjis"> _,,..,,,,_ .@ ・ω・@ つのまき~ l l つのまき~ `'ー---‐´[/spoiler]
So, Subaru has bow legs, right?
>>24869962i'll think of you next time i'm doing my work during flare's stream, brother
>>24869952Some examples>Bamco permissions so Tenshi can play im@s>Squeenix permissions so Watame can play ff9>Sega permissions so Korone can play genesis classics>Rockstar permissions so Miko can play the game she loves in her final hours ;_;
>>24869868Best: Aqua's intro BGMWorst: Towa ice cream truckI was driving a car and I can't get the ice cream truck bgm out of my head. It is like a sound of an impending doom.
https://twitter.com/Artia_Hololive/status/1285394421475729413BROTHERS!
>>24869979If we're doing intro music then Matsuri's is unquestionably S tierI know it's royalty free, still
>>24869984HUGE
>>24869977I can't believe Miko is finally dying...
>>24869984Why does this gremlin love us more than the chinese?
>>24869984Fucking poggers broski
>>24869857Unironically ARK and GOI
>>24869977>>24869989Why are towafags like this
>>24869984https://streamable.com/hgyptw
>>24869984POGGERS
>>24869809>Towa JOP chat lol
>>24869977Whenever someone bringing up the whole permission thing, I never see anyone mention Atlus or Capcom. Hololive thread hates them or something?
>>24869990>Why does this gremlin love us more than the chinese?Chinese are poor, the western audience is much more lucrative.
>>24869990She just doesn't like bilibili as a platform
>>24869990it's not hard to love anything more than the chinese
>>24869990She's a Twitch memer.
>>24869990Because you are filtered by bilibili, where she was drawing icons for her paying members 5 minutes ago
>>24869952But I loved those kinds of MariKa and Tetris streams. Fun to watch and fun to play with your chuubas.
>>24869927she rage quitted again
>>24869990Bilibili is a trash website.
>>24869984I wish I was artias boyfriend
>>24869984No one cares
https://twitter.com/ShortAsianGamer/status/1282078264211779584/photo/1lol
>>24869822aki..
>>24870001>Atlus The holos are not virgin males.
>>24870006>Believing thisこれは草
>>24870006Yeah, they're poor. That's why they do so many bili exclusive streams, haha.
>>24870001none of atlus's games are fun to stream or to play
>>24870006Someone who knows how the fuck bilibili works run the numbers on this, because I seriously doubt it
>>24870028Catherine...
>>24870006As much as I hate Chinese, those "people" clearly give more money.
>>24870001Atlus won't even give niji permissions, so I'm pretty sure they aren't gonna give anyone permissions.Capcom'd be alright though.
>>24870022Holostars...
>>24870028I would watch them play SMT 3 or 4, but I doubt any of them are interested in JRPGs or sticking with a game that long and actually finishing it.
>>24870029Read the fucking archive newfriend
>>24870040Okayu!
My son is winning. He's inclining. I'm so proud.
>>24869977>so Tenshi can play im@sDoes she have a PS4? The Steam game isn't out yet.
>>24870040>I doubt any of them are interested in JRPGsokayu...
>>24870047i think he meant the gacha game
>>24870035>Atlus won't even give niji permissionshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PLUC81T_ek?>>24870040Okayu...
>>24869977>Rockstar permissionsThey have it though. Miko couldn't play Bully otherwise.
>>24870040Subaru, Okayu, and Pekora
>>24870038I don't think any of the holostars are actually virgins.Maybe Shien.
>>24870054>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PLUC81T_ek>This stream is NOT MONETIZED, so DON'T DONATE!can you not read or something?
>>24870056that's the thing, they don't that why she had to take down those videos and why she didn't finish the game
>>24870061sorry im a jop
>>24870063I thought it was because of publisher differences? Like different publishers on PS vs PC?
>>24870061Oh, you meant permission to monetize, not permission to stream. Sorry, my bad.
>>24870056>Miko couldn't play Bully otherwise.Anonymous...
>>24870056They didn't have it.the console port in japan was from bethesda, She was playing the PC port.
Which hololive?
>>24870035https://youtu.be/bR6wPqku-Ao?t=3917Absolutely wrong.
>>24869868>best BGMHaachama intro BGM is amazing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thpSDrwTK9gAlso her tkg bgm that she uses with her cookinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3WtoHdQH7I
>>24869387None, because a woman and a man can never be just friends, it's impossible
>>24869952I'll take 100 of those streams before a single ark.
>>24870060shien...astel and izuru have also said they cant talk to girls... unless theyre gay like kira
>>24870068Holos technically always have had permission to stream whatever game they want, they just can't monetize certain games, which is why they don't stream them.
>>24870047The gacha. Or go old school and get a cheap 360
>>24870071I particularly like JP, but plenty of anons here are quite loyal to ID or China.
>>24870080Can they stream gotcha force?
Here's your Haachama!https://twitter.com/Milk1205T/status/1284488358622724100
>>24870072not even that anon and it literally says>Please don't donate! under spoiler warning.
>>24870068That's the whole point though? They can stream it, but they can't monetise if not given permissions. No one ever said they couldn't stream it
>>24870056>>24870070>>24870069>>24870067>They have itLiterally lurk more https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm37157390
>>24869264>MikoI wish I never saw this
>>24870073The cooking bgm is linked in soundcloud in some of her latest videos.
Is Pikamee just a reverse Coco?
Why don't Holos just>stream non-permission games without monetization>have a separate stream talking about the game with supacha on
Just to let you guys know, if given the opportunity, I'd kill each and every one of you if it meant I could marry my favorite holo. Without any hesitation.
Where are the hololive JAV parodies?
>>24870080>>24870089Fuck, I've been a retard all this time and thought that the whole permission thing meant permission to stream. Like how certain game won't allow you to stream a certain part of a game because it contains a copyrighted song.
>>24870063Fucking shit, that sucks. I enjoyed watching those
>>24870100Pikamee is an improved Coco
>>24870101they'd get called out for that immediately and it would definitely harm their image.
>>24870103I would do the same.
Why do they need permissions for any games? Burgers can play whatever they want and monetize it.
imagine stream sniping FBK until she bursts into a fit of rage on stream
>>24869288VOMS is still quite small, it'll be a bit before they can swing dicks with the main holos.
>>24870100Pikamee is all you want in HoloEN. Coco is not.
>>24870095Huh, so whyd Miko took down the streams then?
Just to let you guys know, if given the opportunity, I'd kill Towa if it meant I could marry my favorite holo. Without any hesitation.
>>24869984>Decided to go through clips for the first time to actually understand this meme creatureOh. I thought you guys were being funny when you say she might be retarded.
>>24870101 Because when Holos stream it's not a person streaming, it's Cover Corp. streaming. That kind of loophole would never hold up in court.
>>24869128She's an actual comedic genius at her peak.https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm36557074
>>24870103Not if I kill myself first.
>>24870101Antis would have ammunition for them
>>24870119sameFuck that whore
>>24870119I'd kill Towa so I could marry her
>>24870103 Honestly if you said otherwise I'd call you a faggot.
>>24870100Pikamee is actually nice and cute
Why is Flare good at drawing?
>>24869984HUGE POGGERS DOOD!
What are some of Ayame's must-watch streams? Her voice has grown on me lately from what's posted around here and I've never given her a chance before.
>>24870119Why would you want to kill your favorite anon?
>>24870101Find a better loophole.
>>24870121>That kind of loophole would never hold up in court.774 is trying it with their "All profits from nintendo streams will go to the talent, when our talents are playing nintendo games they are independents" policy.
gosling.png (10000x10000)
>>24870103no hard feelings i would do the same
>>24870079homostars...
>>24870120She's like the retarded cousin you find amusing and want to fuck
>>24870112imagine streamsniping fubuki with a smurf as shirakamifubukiand only hunting her for the next 20 games ruining her stream and her funid do it in a heartbeat
>>24869809This was amazing as wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxUdImuu4DEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcLImIY5X6Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-3FaJciFJMAlso this whole thinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBaROARbxEk
I'm going to post a picture of Okayu when the new thread comes around!
>>24870131that was her thing before hololive, her roommate uploaded little comics she made on twitter
>>24870101>stream non-permission games without monetizationthey have really obsessive Anti s
>>24870145That's a big gosling picture...
>>24870150https://files.catbox.moe/phixnp.webm
>>24870103Who is your favorite holo? Suisei?
>>24870103Just to let you know, I'd kill myself if it meant none of you guys can ever marry your favorite holo. Wait...
>>24869809>cant believe it's not scriptedThey've literally talked about following scripts on stream before, anonchama.
>>24870159Diddle that goblin!
Can't wait for next thread where I can post Yogirin again
I wanna make fun of marine's fashion sense
>>24870156This makes me angry.
>>24870170i want to make fun of marine's bad posture
>>24870170>>24870175I want to have sex with Marine!
>>24869984https://www.strawpoll.me/20635510
>>24867819CALL ON MEEEEEEEEEE
>>24870158>i will never see fubuki having a bad dream then begin to head pat her, calming her down to having a good dream again
pizzadad!https://twitter.com/HIKOSAN20216917/status/1285342893956149248?s=19
>>24870100Coco is a HoloJP who just happens to know English and uses that sparringly. Pikamee wants to pander to both of her audiences hard and her juggling both at the same time gets annoying and eats up stream time.
Just to let you guys know, if given the opportunity. I'd kill each and every one of you. Without hesitation.
>>24870189I really like Pizzadad's design.
>>24869990Because she spends too much time on reddit?
Why the fuck are there so many artists who are vtubers anyway?
>>24870111Nintendo has a strict policy on companies profiting off their games (as opposed to individuals), and Cover just wants to be extra safe and assume other companies are just as strict.As for burgers, go ahead and name ones who are connected to real companies who are doing this. I fucking bet you that they can't get away with streaming Nintendo unless they get permission.
>>24870100Pikamee actually sounds like a native English speaker. When Coco speaks English it sounds weird, although maybe she's playing it up for the JP audience.
Just to let you guys know, if given the opportunity. I'd do nothing because I'm a loser who let every opportunity in my life escape from my grasp.
>>24870198same reason there's so many artist into F/GOIt's popular and it's easy to lewd
>>24870196his alternate costumes are pretty nice too
>>24870203same
>>24870204I think you may have misread my post.
https://www.twitch.tv/artia_hololivePogqueen is on
>>24870189Who's the baby?
>>24870217poggers dude
Wtf i thought haachama was pure?!!! https://files.catbox.moe/45wul5.mp4
>>24870203That's what you think but doesn't the reality of your previous actions contradict this?Why not start to change now and take 1 minute of your time to do something you put off to do for later?
>>24870203Opportunity to what?
>>24870198Market is booming and they can easily get a few thousand viewers because of pixiv/twitter following.
https://www.strawpoll.me/20635532
One more day till Towa's special announcement. I wonder what it could be.
>>24870221(You)
>>24870100>>24870190Coco is a native English speaker but tries to pander with JOPs with her Gaijin accent.Pikamee is happen to know English as her second language and panders with EOPs while having JOP audience.
>>24870224what ever gave you that idea?
Don't forget to do your reps and prayershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC1d4cMqVIk
>>24870217>Playing Yagoo GM im coming heeheeXDsimply fuggin ebin :DDDDDDD
>>24870198Most of them are female otaku. I know a lot of female otaku and almost all of them are artists.
>>24870232graduation, probably
>>24870201Ya dunno about da southern accent. Girls a Atlanta girl after all
>>24870224>HaachamaHaato was. Australia changed her
>>24870193That's fair but I won't make it easy for you
>>24870232Graduation announcement baby
Artiafags, can you post normally without your twitch lingo? Please.
よしここからは日本語で話そう!
>>24870232graduation, definitely
>>24870150Artia seems like the kind of girl that if I took her to meet my parents my mom would say "Oh bless her heart" every ten minutes. And she'd think it was a compliment.
>>24870232Towa's graduation.
>>24870199>As for burgers, go ahead and name ones who are connected to real companies who are doing this. I fucking bet you that they can't get away with streaming Nintendo unless they get permission.RoosterTeeth.
Okay fags >favorite holo >favorite guppie
>>24870245Your mom is gay.
>>24870198It's the new fad and there's a lot of money in it.
>>24870224Remember when she used to be daughter material
https://twitter.com/HollyhotLamp/status/1284804113197232128They look so cute in eachothers' outfits!
>>24870224>youtube.com/watch?v=mrHXKsXwzso>Hasn't been taken downHuh. guess youtube kun can't detect audio
>>24870246断る
>>24870233If pizzadad was my dad things would be different around here
>>24870217God I want to have a retarded Hachaama child with Artia
>>24870245Jeeze anon you are such a monkas pepega
>>24870246よし!! いくぞ!!
>>24870246だが断る
>>24870246やるのか
>>24870257She can be a westerner's daughter now since they're all whores as well.
>>24870253>Towa>What's a guppie
今日Repsできたか?忘れないでよ
>>24870253>Luna>The fuck is a guppie?
>>24870246>>24869714ただいま
>>24870246車
>>24870246はーい!皆さんよろしくお願いします
>>24870277EOP for life baybee
>>24870273>>24870278Bros... not like this...
>>24870277Shougani, brain is kusa
>>24870288LIGHTWEIGHT
ポグチャンプ!
>>24870249If I bring Artia to meet my parents, my parents would say "I thought you were gay..."
>>24870246デブ猫好きすぎて生きるのが辛い
>>24870242https://youtu.be/fGxsH6SgKYkThis doesn't sound like Coco at all
>>24870253SubaruCrown-tailed guppy.
>>24870288BASED
>>24870246「トワ卒業しろ」って言ってる人は早く死んでほしい
>>24870299>辛い幸いですよね?今日も配信あるよアノン君
>>24870292>>24870288アノンたち。。。もっと勉強しよ?
>>24870224I hate it.
How do I escape hololive thread timeloop?
>>24870201It's funny because Coco's Japanese sounds like an English speaker speaking JP yet her English sounds weird like she's a JP speaking English
>>24870246日本語を話しません
>>24870323>How do I escape hololive thread timeloop?Do your reps. They're waiting for you anon.
>>24870245N OMEGALUL
>>24870315Нет
>>24870323無理だよアノン
>>24870224Straya's a hell of a drug
WHY THE FUCK is Artia STILL playing overwatch? Fucking dead game>>24870245KEKW watch me widepeepohappy on your ass monkaW
>>248703234chanのタブを閉じたらいいじゃない?
>>24870326Coco doesn't sound like a nip speaking English at all.
>>24870323アノンは脱出できない
巨大的兄弟
>>24870323Start developing a Hololive Dating Sim for us to play, alternatively, develop a Hololive Hentai Game like Meet N Fuck or Rapelay for us to play
>>24870341>Fucking dead gameIt's still alive and well in China and Korea.
>>24870323Close the tab nigger like just walk away
Artia chewing into the mic disgusts me. People who can listen to eating ASMR are freaks.
Why does everybody say Rushia is fake?
Do your reps? more like waste your time on a dead language OMEGALUL
>>24870153I miss Ayame bros...
うるさい黒人 this thread is English Only.
>>24870341Shes still a chinese focused streamer where overwatch is still strong. It also helps that she is actually good at the game
初デートでお気に入りのホロはどこに行きますか?
im going to finally do my reps, bros. i want to send more than おめでとう! and 助かる in my superchats, so ill do it for my holos!
>>24870346バイースド
>plays with ch*nk voices on ch*nktube to appease the bugmen>plays with the chad lingua franca in her spare time another month in the rehabilitation camp soon
>>24870361It's because Rushia is fake
>>24870355>Gremlin ASMR
僕は日本語ですよろしく
>>24870341Would you rather see Apex, Ark, GOI, or Valorant? She will be streaming CS:GO on bili afterwards
>>24869984>can't even pull 1K viewersthe shame of hololive
>>24870189The baby isn't a slice of pizza...
>>24870371頑張ってくださいね、アノン君。私は応援するから。
>>24870370秋葉原
>>24870378>日本語アノン君よ。。。よろしく!!
>>24870374In what way? Is she like a robot or something? I do not understand.
>>24870368あばよおお、チョコボール
>>24870363>on /jp/>doesn't want to learn the CHAD NIHONGONot gonna make it
>You have to learn other people's culture, that's how you can beat them!Wow Artia going full China here.
>google translate hoursdepressedfubuki.jpg
THIS IS ENGLISH THREAD ONLYPREASU
>>24870382>almost 1k viewers>8k followersNo way you can deny that's impressive.
>>24870394I thought it was pretty ironic for a chink to be talking about appreciating other cultures until that line
>>24870378アノんちゃま。。。頑張れ!
>>24870397HYPER PREASU!
>>24870371がんばれ!
>>24869857I am genuinely surprised that the Holos haven't been introduced to Rust yet, collabs would actually be fucking kino in it
If broken japanese thread time good too broken english post allowed as well as?
>Korone will never play SMT 5bros...
eigo thread only onegai. dekai onegai eigo only eigo only
>>24870368あれれ??チョコボール怒った??
>>24870246アンドあチングチヨングニプノングトユツ
>>24870382A popular pro player is streaming Overwatch which is gonna siphon lurkers away from her.
>>24870411yes, absolutely
I fucking hope her laptop get fucked up again.
>>24870371頑張れアノン君!応援します!
>>24870341>dead game=game I'm not playingAny truers? LULW
EOPs ボロウンダファックアウッと
>>24870411did you think we didnt have broken english before?
>>24870429OMEGAKUSA
>>24870348I fucking hope I get to fuck Artia again
>>24869868bothhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzj3OZMtnJ8
Artia...this isn't very idol like behvior
>>24870412ONE MORE DOG REJECTED
>>24870373>バイアノンちゃま…
>start spamming moonrunesFuckin weaboos
>>24870435EOPs ask a high price and come together to fuck a door?
>>24870429>OW in current yearKEKWOWL is dead and will inevitably disappear After Valorant tournaments become a thing
>>24870450do you know where you are?
>>24870450Hai.
>>24870373ベイスドだよ、アノン君
>>24870450U r on /jp/ bruh
What the FUCK did haachaama just upload
>>24870442After I'm done putting a glaze on her.
>>24870450>Mio_Confused.jpeg
I don’t andastd
>>24870389People think that most holos filter their personality through their acting whereas Rushia's entire character is just artificial. Also Rushia doesn't know a damn thing about otaku shit, which adds to the theory that she's fake.
>>24870456Is Valorant popular?
>>24870459domo batural youchuuba kizuna ai dess
I want to cum inside Kira's tight slutty asshole and hear his cute little moans
>>24870450あれれ?怒ったかアノン君よ
>>24870450今我々がどこにいるのか分かるかい?
>>24870471He keeps getting away with it
How's Artia's singing? I wonder if she'll do a karaoke stream in Twitch someday.
astel twitcast starting!
>>24870450/v/に帰れ
YAGOO shut up!
>>24870473So it's just narrativeposting
>>24870460あっ、そうかありがとうアノン先輩
>>24870450ムーンルーンが喋れないww
>>24870484You don't want to hear her singing, she sings like Choco, have you heard Choco sing?
>>24870490This entire thread is narrative posting.
>>24870484It's not as bad as Choco as she claims to be.
>>24870486i forgot the link...https://twitter.com/astelleda/status/1285407150953492481?s=19
>>24870486Thanks!
>>24870484She does okay
N******s just started vtubing. I mean she always was too big for HoloEN but there's confirmation i guess.
>>24870497楽しみ!
>>24870484https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1ok4y1d7b3
>>24870456Dude Valorant died on arrival
>>24870490You're a huge retard if you believe a single thing in this thread.
>>24870502Niggers?
>>24870502誰?
>UGH I can't understand your Twitch MEME speak UGH! Not in this thread!>YEAAAHHH I'm Roberu! 日本語分かります! そう! はいいいいい!! ピザバーガー好き!うんうん!!!!!
>>24870494Why do you think it's okay to go around calling people fake when you don't have a single fact to back that up? You and all of the other shitposters need to apologize to Rushia.
>>24870502fuck that anti-loli bitch, whatever happened to lilypichu?
Going to feel sorry for Towafags when announcement stream draws 5K tops and 3D stream draws 20K tops jk not going to feel sorry
astel...愛してるぞ
>>24870517>ピザバーガー好き!うんうん!!!!!草
>>24870517>complaining about Japanese on the Japanese boardI'm a tourist who came here after falling down the hololive rabbit hole from youtube suggestions, and even I know how retarded you sound.
>>24870509Does that mean >>24867690 doesn't actually love Haachama? wtf I hate anon now
>>24870521Still around with a devoted follower base, not as big as she once was. Married a league pro at one point i think? They split up though.
にがすとじゃあにすをファックして
>>24870517アノん君大丈夫?
>>24870509I believe in anons encouraging others to do their reps though.
>>24870502Isn't she like 40 now
Timeloop.gif
Never played this game, does overwatch have no spray? What is this?
>>24870517>artiafags are retarded /v/ermins who use twitch lingoNothing new then.
>>24870537She's 100% younger than Korone
If someone is cheating why doesn't she just quit?
>>24870521>lilypichuDIdn't she get raped recently or something?
>>24870530Yes that's actually a towafag he told me yesterday.
>Go to Choco's stream>Everyone is doing Watame's pre-stream catchphraseIsn't it sad Choco ;_;
>>24870517KEKW stop malding
>>24870546really?hot as fuck
>>24870546>>24870532nice
I legitimately can't stop looking at that webm of Mel shaking her hips in rhythm to the music as a bunch of YouTube video removal notices appear on screen.
>>24870550ちょ。。ちょこん!
>>24870545I don't play overwatch, but if she's doing ranked matches I imagine that probably has a negative effect on your rank
はあちゃまは変はあちゃまは変はあちゃまは変
もっともっと日本語話します!
>>24870550Why are sheepfags like this?
>>24870544maybe but being a whore + white ages a person fast
>>24870530What >>24867690 said is true, but that doesn't change the fact that you are a retard. Honestly the fact that we're in this thread makes us all retards.
>>24870550Watamefags are retards. Literally no one spammed their oshi's catch phrases in the collab last night until their oshi introduced themselves.
>>24870546yes, by me
>>24870555Post it then
>Your Favorite Holo>Your Woodcutting Level
>>24870566Koro's lucky she isn't white then
>>24870555The one where she dances to the helltaker music?
>>24870544Well that's easy. I mean, Korone is 91.
>>24870557Hmm I guess but I'd figure they would just make the matches not count once they find out there was a cheater anyways
>>24870546no she had her former manager hit on her and then he apologized about it and they were friends for years then she decided that half a decade later it was the equivalent of rape
>>24870550>Raped by a chicanoThe worst of fates. Her bf should leave her
トワ配信どこ頼むよ。。
>>24870538>Timeloopfag never complains at the beginning of every thread about the ritualpostersBAIT
>>24870569Sheepfuckers are the worst ugh
what's astel talking about? it seems important
>>24870574WatameI have a lvl 80 botanist in ffxiv if that counts.
>>24870587woops meant for>>24870546
>>24870502If she joins HoloEN I'm going full blown anti.
How many holo interactions does a chuuba need to be in the "honorary holo" tier?
>>24870592>complain about ritualposting every thread+1 ritual post, genius
ちょこ先生ねむてないでしょ?。。
>>2487059650% of his listeners are overseas!
>>24870600I'll allow it even though FF14 gathering pisses me off
>>24870605Just one if they are cute and good.
>>248706051
>>24870605aside from Kagura Mea, Pikamee and Roro, who are the other honorary holos?
>50% of astel's listeners are overseasinclinebros?
>>24870614And 50% of his superchat is probably that astelfag
>>24870493>>24870495>>24870498Hmmm... Sings like Choco, not as bad as Choco, she does ok. So if Choco is a 3/10 then Artia is 4-5/10?>>24870507She sounds good in this actually, but then again this is studio recorded. So 7/10 recorded, 5/10 live?
>>24870573>>24870578Yeah I think so.https://files.catbox.moe/weolm8.mp4
>>24870620mothers
>>24870593Yeah, almost like Kiryukais but at least they do it with superchat.
>>24870605It's really arbitrary but it mostly rely on the meidos discretion if they're going delet the "honorary" holo post or not.
>>24870620Ui
what's a game you absolutely hope no Holos ever play?
>>24870622makes sense given how many long streams he does that go into overseas hours.
>>24870502Literally who? I don't follow twitch shit except for artia
>>24870606>implying doing nothing will solve the problem>posting timeloop in every thread+1 timeloop, genius
>>24870620Hinata.
>>24870517based desuthose shitty google translate tier "japanese" that people start using here is just pathetic. It's not gonna scare anyone away, either.Feel free to go to 5ch and be mocked if you're really that interested in writing in jp.
>>24870634hearthstone
>>24870574Pekora99 among some other 99s, currently 97 fishing too
>most viewers I've ever seen on Choco channel>it's just for Watame talking, Choco doesn't even have her own live2d onIsn't it sad Choco ;_;
ちょこ先生!入って!https://youtu.be/jrs3hm448WU
can't believe choco is going to cook watame on stream
>>24870605Stop pushing this "honorary holo" bullshit. If they're not in a fucking collab and they're not their mama/papa they don't belong here
>>24870623singlehandedly supporting astel
>>24870634Katawa Shoujo
>>24870634Any MOBA.
>>24870620>>24870627>>24870632>>24870639aren't we forgetting someone?https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeZt-9O4hIXewvyceuyRJdA
>>24870638>implying Go back.
>>24870574AkiNice
>>24870634your favorite game
https://twitter.com/nicetakkul795/status/1285218346913239041I want to embarrass the cat by talking about sex!
ルーナ姫の3Dお披露目を観たんだけど、なんだか「執事」の言葉を「羊」と聞き間違いた。「あれ?まつりちゃん牛じゃねえか?」と考えた。俺には「し」と「ひ」があまりにも近い発音のようで、というわけで日本語まだよわよわ。
>>24870645After being shadowbanned again in the last actually fun collab, maybe she just feels her very live2d is the problem.
>>24870634any FF after 10>>24870658i had finally forgotten she existed, fuck you
>>24870634TLOU2the /v/ spam will destroy this place
>>24870624https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1jA411i7Ks
>>24870620The mamas, Tamaki, Ryan Gosling, Cure Dolly
>>24870658AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Could you get into a vtuber if the character was explicitly canonically female, had a female sounding voice, acted feminine and looked completely female but was voiced by a male?
>>24870658Who's mama is this?
>>24870634South Park
>>24870640どうしたのアノン君?怒った?日本語に怖がる必要ないよ
>>24870620>pikameelmao stop forcing your ugly landwhale
>>24870658i cant say anything to you that wont get me banned, anon
>>24870671What about the Architect?
>>24870620>Mea>honorary holoShe's moved on from Aqua and literally has no ties to hololive for quite a while now
>>24870657Aqua plays league
>>24870658/ourgirl/
>>24870620Holo parents are always relevant Holos. To some extend Holo siblings are.
>>24870669>the /v/ spam will destroy this placeKorone's DOOM, Pekora's MGS and Artiafags already did that.
>>24870660no>inb4 why are towafags like this>inb4 /v/>inb4 kys
>>24870673Kira exists and i watch him just fine
>>24870673That just makes it better
>>24870673Isn't that Towa
Choco!
>>24870658La hemana de Marine...
Is the Choco and Watame an offcollab?
So are they making something with bell peppers? That's what I'm guessing based off the title of stream. I just wanted to say that bell peppers fucking suck and ruin almost every meal they're included in.
>>24870592>>24870606>>24870638>>24870660>>24870689just for you two im going to double ritualpost next thread
>>24870658This girl is somehow going to die before Miko.
>>24870677私のちんちんを吸う wwww
will towa wear spats in her 3D?
>>24870666俺もそうだった
>>24870673Look up babiniku (バ美肉). It's a common thing. A lot of them use voice changers.
>>24870658I don't think she'll get in simply because she's Marine's sister so everyone would cry nepotism
>>24870673Thats just a few steps away from Kira and Kaoru
>>24870592 Who complains about ritual posting in a fucking general? Are you seriously that retarded?
>>24870697Towa's voice isn't even that low. The deep sexy voice thing is a meme
>>24870684Can I post Korean fubuki?, she needs the views.
The only "honorary holo" is ui-mama. Anyone else should only be brought up here in context relevant to hololive. Like if they're colabing with a holo or they replied to them on twitter or whatever. There is another thread for other vtubers.
astels singing is healing...i feel a little gay, bros
>>24870664I bet Okayu is still a virgin because lesbian sex doesn't count.
Six reasons why Choco is cute!1. She's not Pekora!2. She's not Luna!3. She's not Marine!4. 5. Choco!
No comfy Arki today....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7FqZJS-ZwAroboco does a really good shota voice wtfshe should be in holostars
>>24870704I just hope she does it live on stream
>>24870697I'm actually retarded fuckkkk
>>24870173wait why??
>>24870715Everyone would mistake her as FBK anyways
>>24870673here you go brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emiWuby6XRs
>>24870717fuck off sheepfag
>>24870706She will wear shorts
>>24870723If she did we would have the first youtube channel to reach -10 subscribers.
>Choco almost has 5kShe's breaking her streak bros.
>>24870699>>24870710what is this narrativeis it because of the hair color?
>>24870156Really? I only saw her old singing stuff, I thought the drawing was more of a hobby.
>Suzaku stops being a vtuber and leaves HoloPro to continue his independent channel>ends up becoming a vtuber anyway>now is going to get his ass whopped by HoloPro members in that APEX tournament
ちょこ先生はどうしてアキやはあとやメルやシエン見たいにまともな料理動画を映ってないだろう...
>>24870673I don't care for babinikus noReddit seems to like them though, but it might be because they're often too japanese illiterate to see when the babiniku is written in their profile
>>24870714It's lower than mine
>>24870675I would love to see Korone play it.
>>24870666無声化のせいかも
>>24870710>she's Marine's sisterWhat the fuck did those parents do to their kids?
>>24870640>desusays youregardless>shitty google translate tier "japanese"because it is>It's not gonna scare anyone awaybecause it isn't meant toIt was just to spice up posting when there's nothing much happening and it was fun for the short while it happened yesterday.
Which holo has the hairiest bush?
Astel...https://twitter.com/knm_kaname/status/1285413163060678656?s=19
>Astel is really serious about playing to win in the Apex tournament. For him, it has little to do with becoming more popular or, even as a VTuber (though he feels a bit sorry about that), it's more of like something he needs to do. For himself, and his team, Chibistars.Astel... you can do it!
>>24870745ganbareyoooo
>>24870706Just spats. Only spats.
>>24870738She revealed in a stream that she knows Marine since forever and are pretty close
>>24870740I hope Suzaku kills one of the team from holopro.
What kind of character do you want in the next gen?
I am going to mating press Aki
>>24870745how does it feel being low T?
>>24870721She's dying from her song being demonetized.
>>24870760A witch with a really fucking dumb and big hat
>>248707515ch agreed it's Mio
>>24870658That'd be a dark day if she ever joins Hololive
>>24870751Korone, okayu, miko, fubuki, watame, risu.
>>24870749marine was sexually abused by their dadsandbag was physically abused by their mom
>>24870734SHORTS OVER SPATS like may in the gen 3 remakes
>>24870759He'll probably kill Ayame's team since they don't seem to have any synergy
>>24870760someone who isn't from a fucking cabaret
>>24870751somehow how I feel like Mikochi's bush has never seen a razorand that's a good thing
>>24870769It's not abuse if you like it
>>24870755>>24870752Damn, he's just wants to rep his homostar team.
>>24870751Artia
It's ok to hackStraight from the chinese girl herself
>>24870763Same but you instead of Aki.
>>24870760GBF magisa but with different color scheme
>>24870760A crab.
What's the weight of three carrots?
>>24870760That half-japanese streamer girl that speaks english that keeps being rumored.I want to see how successful a pikamee could be if she had the full backing of hololive
>>24870751Probably Korone or Miso.
>>24870736>all those non-membersKinda sad to look at desu
>>24870764Comfy, I can trick silly boys in online games into being nice to me.
>>24870752>>24870755Nice, good luck to chibistars.
>>24870760An actual tomboy
>>24870786who?
>>24870752>>24870755he takes this so seriously...he works so hard, im proud of him! lets support our boys in the tournament
>>24870781You completely missed the point.
>>24870673Yes, if beat mario and that doujin artist can be cute girls you can also be one
>>24870755God I really hope they win. Realistically what are the chances of them taking it all?
>>24870760A Japanaese history-obsessed character who speaks in honorabu Samurai speech.
>>24870729I'm jealous.
>>24870788She should be appreciative that all these fans of other girls bother to watch her stream.
>>24870786she wouldn't be able to betray gyari and her retarded sisters
>>24870794AriaFirst the rumor was that she was that she was one of the new Nijis, now it's that she's hololive 5th gen
>>24870782You will get a Rosseta reskin made by Kakage-sensei and you will love it.
>>24870781according to my 854 day CS:GO ban that is incorrect
>>24870800Granted but it'll be an american larper for HoloEN
>>24870755the homoboys are really hotblooded. Hope the best for them.
>>24870760A loli character who acts consistently cute and innocent who doesn't throw away her character like Rushia or go full retard like Luna.
>>24870799they'll probably do the best out of the HoloPro teams, but who knows how far that is.
>>24870799They have a good chance. They're among the better teams in the tournament.
>>24870781>chink thinks cheating is okayWow how unexpected
>>24870760A slutty nun
>>24870816So like Luna but without the breasts?
You heard that hlg? Artia said judging a whole group of people because of a few bad apples is racism.
>>24870813I'm fine with this too, actually.
>>24870760An actual artificial intelligence chatbot. I've been playing AIDungeon and I think we're nearly there.
>>24870799check out kira's stream earlier they were putting in some good damage numbers
>>24870823im not going to listen to someone whos race eats dogs
>>24870781FUCKING CHINKS ALWAYS LAGGING AND CHEATING IN MY DESTINY2 AND BFV.
>>24870752THIS IS A FUCKING FLAG, YOU JINXED HIM ANON.
Only losers hate cheating. Winners do whatever it takes to win
>>24870760I can't say because my idea would get stolen
>>24870823chinks opinions dont matter
>>24870816Take it back. Luna is NOT a retard.
>>24870760An ara ara oneesan
わためってなんか女子力が高そうだけど料理出来ないのか
>>24870823Artia barks like a dog and might have a literal learning disability
>>24870760thick cow girl
>>24870658I deactivated my VPN just to ask what the FUCK is this
>>24870829I would eat dogs if they didn't taste like shit.
pekopekopekopekopeko
>>24870840That just makes it hotter
>>24870823No, I don't watch shitty chink, and majority of her race are shit, they should kill themself.
I am going to get amazon pressed by Aki
>>24870846good one towafag peko
>>24870841noel is right there you know
if the whole diehard fanbase of hololive and nijis would wage a war, which one would win?
>>24870841We already have Noel
>>24870829Swiss are whites and eat dogs. Now what?
>>24870844Why do you know how they taste like
>>24870760an idol
>>24870843That's Marine's sister, newfriend.
>>24870858guess im gonna go cook my dog then
>>24870841>>24870836both noel
>科学の味草
>>24870851>>24870763why you guys wanna have sex with aki
HUGE BRO
>>24870856 The antis.
>>24870846t. Noel's brain when playing GOI
>>24870854>>24870857I meant actually thick, not "japanese twig with huge tits"
>>24870870I want strong children.
>>24870836んなああああああ
>>24870874unironically
>>24870870i want drunk wine aunty to drunkenly take advantage of me
>>24870870Because Aki's the strongest!
I miss the Artia concentration camp arc.
>>24870877so, okayu?
I want Suisei to have my children with her superior genes.
>>24870881nips can' into thick
終わりだ
astel!
F for Mikoti...
Towa...