/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>24825159
This is why your parents should let your nice aunt watch over you.

>>24825336
Goth chick embiggens my dick, yo

>>24825357
Anon don't, that's a spider

>>24825403
So?

>>24825322
I feel honored.

>>24825429
spiders bad

>>24825453
I really like her, keep up the good work.

>> 24825159
Do you at least get a fairy godmother?

>>24825508
>a hairy godmother

>>24825471
Spiders are good, they keep you safe from evil mosquitoes.

>>24825487
I actually wanna sketch another mg for fun. Need an idea

>>24825628
Gazer getting bullied by having water squirted in her eyes.

>>24825628
Chameleon girl

>>24825628
Any MG undergoing abortion.

>>24825628
Wight having her zombie pictures revealed

>>24825628
Cupid driveby

>>24825696
Why

>>24825628
Pharaoh looking smug.

>>24825471
You're bananas.

>>24825628
Honestly I want more busty fairies. Maybe a pregnant one?

>>24825628
Snek hanging down from the trees about to lunge at some unsuspecting man

>>24825628
Ninja kiki.

>>24825628
Kobold hugging her husband

>>24825628
Cute Werebat happily eating a banana.

>>24825717
small busty fairies are rare even in doujinshi sadly

>>24825707
It hasn't been done before

>>24825628
Any girl at all dressed like this

>>24825628
Dragon try to asking for date

I'll ask again since the thread ended.

Does your waifu like books? Mine enjoys all kinds.

>>24825873
She can't read but won't admit it and is too proud to learn

>>24825790
Which hentai is that?

>>24825884
So sad it makes me want to bully her into admitting it so she can learn

>>24825889
DominancE. It has bestiality, tentacle rape, dick girls and scat. Stay away.

>>24825680
> Chameleon girl
Sounds naked.

>>24825904
>bullying a black dragon
Not the smartest move I ever pulled

One of these maids is not like the others

>>24825945
My tea is cold!

>>24825927
it gets the desired result

>>24826109
How do I get her interested in literary treasures though? Treasure Island? The Alchemist?

>>24826122
i meant retaliatory rape.

does your waifu have a villain song?

I want a harem hyperfertile insect girls + a lich (or a gremlin) with an interest in biology to turn my offspring into terrifying swarm! Becoming basically an MGE equivalent of Zerg.
The Order will fear the Swarmlord!

>>24826185
Yes, this one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tVbVu9Mkg

>>24825716
Spiders bad, scary and creepy

Monsters in loose clothing

>>24826385
Why does she have big breasts?

>>24826385
I like a bowtie.

>>24826473
To hold mana.

>>24825628
An anubis getting gagged.

>>24825628
Tomboy dhampir in a cute dress

>>24825927
My wife considers it a turn on.
Messing with those who think they have an absolute advantage.

>>24825987

>>24825680
I'll figure out her costume and draw her in a diff pose later

>>24826557
Bad maid, get out

Imagine being a Hellhound's little spoon, imagine feeling safe and protected in her strong arms, imagine nestling your head between her breasts against her soft chest fluff, imagine feeling her soft paw pads hold you close as her warm breath tickles your ears.

>>24826661
>Imagine being a Hellhound's little spoon
It's shit.

>>24826669
Why?

>>24826627
How would clothes work on a chameleon anyway? It's not connected to her skin

>>24826627
Thanks, I'll gladly wait!

>>24826656
She's doing her best, though winter maids are stoic and cynical like Finns so you can't hurt her feelings

>>24826716
See Sahuagin.

All I want for my birthday today is for a pack of hounds to rail me until I have more fractures than bones

>>24826725
She needs to go back to maid training.

>>24826661
Big and strong Hellhound girlfriend treating me like a delicate little flower would be nice.

>>24826109
i want her ass spread in my face

>>24826725
>She's doing her best
Well it's obviously not nearly enough.

What do I win if I'm able to sneak up on a demon and molest her spade?

>>24827299
Marriage.

>>24827405
Play mamono games, win mamono prizes

>>24827405
Damn, I was only wanting a one-night-stand

>>24827299
>the contract says I can milk you if you touch my tail

>>24827496
>milk

>>24827536
Stop that please. Stop turning on my cock.

>>24827557
Whatever do you mean? It's just hand movements. Is there something special about them? Is there someone special you imagine doing this?

>>24825628
Vampire ranting about /v/
https://youtu.be/sWmYYs23kYY

How strong is your wife?

>>24827646
What is that perspective

>You'll never marry an incredibly perverted monster girl who wants to get knocked up purely for the sake of oyakodon

>>24827796
>You'll never become a very handsome incubus and marry an extremely socially awkward monster girl pervert

>>24827536
Danger level: EXTREME

Monkeys need discipline!

>>24827646
Very

>>24827536
I haven't been able to get the idea of my wife teasing me with those hand motions out of my head since yesterday.
>>24827646
I don't see how you'd be able to keep your tongue off of your waifu.

As for my wife, I'd imagine she'd be somewhat strong, since she's an officer in the DL's Army. As nice as it is when she pins me down, I'm more turned on by her influence than raw strength.

>>24827923
>I don't see how you'd be able to keep your tongue off of your waifu.
I'm not.

>>24827905
She needs to do that with a pregnant belly to truly learn dscipline.

>>24828037
MGC has a policy where a prisoner may go free if they are impregnated enough times by a "volunteer" human boy.

>>24827944
Surely you aren't licking her all the time, right?

>>24827536
Fox milk.

>>24827923
>Not having her keep you around to stand in the background and look menacing.
>When others mocks her husband for being useless and why she isn't riding him or seeing him as inferior is when she snaps and winds up showing why she keeps him around during meetings.
>Winds up letting her husband fuck her in front of her subordinates with a smug look on their face as those who are unmarried shut up and simply watch as he fills her up with seed and getting off at the same time.

>>24827646
not very but she has a nice stomach

>>24828066
How does one sign up for these “volunteer” programs?

>>24828153
If you're signed up to/watched any monster impregnation videos/pictures you're already signed up.

>>24828066
Impregnated judge by number of kids or number of pregnancies?

>>24827646
Flying is very good exercise but harpies don't have many ways to leverage physical power.

>>24828185
Number of pregnancies.

Hello thread, I've finished a secret project of mine, and now I give you cleaned and typeset versions of all the MGE Side Guide II profiles. I also cleaned up the various black and white images in the book. You can find everything, including textless and highres versions in the Side II folder in my mega: https://mega.nz/folder/d1o3lQYR#2dVyhpmiYA5KimpNOSE8-w

>>24825322
That must be the tiniest axe ever

>>24828226
This is amazing, thanks anon.

>>24828066
>>24828153
Welcome to the MG Rehabilitation Center! If you just fill out this short survey, we can enroll you in our volunteer programs!
>Age
>Height
>Do you live in an Apartment/House/Or Other?
>Are you open to harems?
>Do you like muscular women?
>Do you truly believe that ‘evil’ people can be redeemed?
>Are you okay with lolis?

>>24828273
>Age
Late 20s
>Height
About 5 feet 8 inches
>Do you live in an Apartment/House/Or Other?
House
>Are you open to harems?
Yes
>Do you like muscular women?
Yes
>Do you truly believe that ‘evil’ people can be redeemed?
As long as their crimes weren't too heinous, and they truly want to make up for it in the end.
>Are you okay with lolis?
Nope

>>24828198
not worrying about harpies is the number one cause of divebombs.

>>24827646
Ryu pretty strong but focus on magic as does mad hatter raiju and Kakuen know how to fight

>>24827646
manticores are both powerful and have many ways to grapple

>>24828273
>Early 20's.
>5'11''.
>House.
>I prefer 1, but my max is 2.
>Very.
>Sure, why not?
>No.

>>24828273
>30-35
>Height 6'0
>House
>Sure
>Yes but I like any body type
>Yes
>Yes

>>24828204
Tanukis are on point there.
Gotta make sure that a multiple pregnancy doesn't hasten a sentence.

>>24828273
>>Are you open to harems?
No.
>>Do you like muscular women?
No. I love them.
>>Do you truly believe that ‘evil’ people can be redeemed?
Depends on their will. Anyone with self-awareness and repentance can be redeemed.
>>Are you okay with lolis?
No.

>>24828273
Late 20s
6 feet
House
Okay but 3 max
No
Depends on willingless
Very okay

>>24827646
Below average for a monster, so around average to just-above-average human strength.

Physical strength, that is.

If your a haremfag Do you have the design of the mgs thought out fully or only some

>>24828303
Congratulations! You’ve been paired with:
>Mouse Thief Sisters
These four girls were once the worlds greatest team of thieves until they were finally caught. They all have their own body types and personalities so pleasing them all will be a chore.

>>24828362
Congratulations! You’ve been paired with:
>Ex Venom Dealer Manticore
This girl claims she was wrongly accused of her crimes but has served over 15 years all because she had a few extra spines on her person when she was arrested. She’s been pent up and looking for a man to help keep on the straight and narrow.

>>24828363
Congratulations! You’ve been paired with:
>Baphomet Dark Priest
This Baphomet is one of the oldest ones on record, she’s from the old times before the current Demon Lord, and worships the old gods. She was caught trying to sacrifice someone in a dark ritual and was given life. 200 years later and we think she’s calmed down a bit. She’ll still worship her gods but just make her sacrifice chickens instead of people.

>>24827646
It doesn't matter. All that matters is that I am her master and she is my submissive fuck toy.

>>24828273
>35
>5'10''
>House
>Open, but skeptical
>If the personality is sweet enough, though some nice tone is nice too
>Redemption is always possible, but it's for others to draw the line.
>They make me unconfortable due to working around 4-5 year olds irl

>>24828273
>age
Early twenties
>height
Just under 5'7"
>>living conditions
House
>open to harems?
No
>like muscular women?
Yes
>do you truly believe that 'evil' people can be redeemed?
Depends on what they actually did
>are you okay with lolis?
No. Give me an onee-san anyday

>>24827299
I want to tease a loli demon's eartips and spade making her lose her composure after acting seductive.

>>24828515
I have art for all of them now but before that I had pretty much their entire designs in mind before the commissions but one or two artists added a nice touch or two I didn't think of or specify that I'm really happy with.

>>24828273
>>Height
5'9''
>>Do you live in an Apartment/House/Or Other?
House
>>Are you open to harems?
No
>>Do you like muscular women?
No, I only like small, thin, flat girls
>>Do you truly believe that ‘evil’ people can be redeemed?
sure
>>Are you okay with lolis?
I only like lolis or at least flat chests.

>>24828273
>29
>5'11"
>Own a house
>Yes
>Yes
>Yes
>Yes

>>24828273
>Age
26
>Height
5'9"
>Do you live in an Apartment/House/Or Other?
House
>Are you open to harems?
Yes
>Do you like muscular women?
Not really
>Do you truly believe that ‘evil’ people can be redeemed?
Possibly. It depends
>Are you okay with lolis?
Only if they're of a hircine nature

>>24828404
Congratulations! You’ve been paired with:
>Second in Command Minotaur
This unnaturally tall, unnaturally muscular, and heavily scarred Minotaur was once the highest ranking Lieutenant in the Milk Mob only behind the Boss herself. She now just wants to be retired and maybe help write a movie or two with all her mob experience. Also specifically said that “children are a must”.

>>24828453
Congratulations you’ve been paired with;
>Second Degree Murder Gorgon
This Gorgon froze and smashed a home intruder and because of old laws was given the max sentence. She’s been in isolation for most of the time too so she’s been really pent up. Have fun!

>>24828627
Well she won't be able to sell her venom if I inject it all will she?

>>24828273
>Early twenties
>6 foot 4
>Townhouse
>Yes
>Yes
>95% of the time yes
>Yes

>>24828273
20
6'3
House
Only a small one
Yes
Yes, considering myself
No

>>24828273
>Age
27
>Height
193cm
>Do you live in an Apartment/House/Or Other?
House
>Are you open to harems?
Yes
>Do you like muscular women?
Double yes
>Do you truly believe that ‘evil’ people can be redeemed?
Maybe
>Are you okay with lolis?
Nope

Just give me a harem comprised of Anubis, Hellhound, and Yeti, and I can die happy

>>24828273
>Age
20
>Height
6'6
>Do you live in an Apartment/House/Or Other?
Apartment
>Are you open to harems?
i'm already in one
>Do you like muscular women?
I think they're nice.
>Do you truly believe that ‘evil’ people can be redeemed?
No, but it'd be pretty inhumane to kill them and not let them be living examples of what kind of person to not become to everyone else.
>Are you okay with lolis?
Yes, i'm a lolicon.

>>24828273
15
5 feet 6 inches
Condo
Yes
Yes
No
No

>>24828273
>Age
26
>Height
171cm
>Do you live in an Apartment/House/Or Other?
Apartment
>Are you open to harems?
Yes
>Do you like muscular women?
Depending on my mood I prefer muscular or plump, but yes
>Do you truly believe that ‘evil’ people can be redeemed?
Yes but evil girls are hot why would I redeem her?
>Are you okay with lolis?
I am but they're not my favorite thing

>>24828627
>Baphomet Dark Priest
Score! She sounds lovely, thank you anon.

>>24828273
>Age
26
>Height
>5'6"
>Do you live in an Apartment/House/Or Other?
Apartment
>Are you open to harems?
M...maybe?
>Do you like muscular women?
Sometimes
>Do you truly believe that ‘evil’ people can be redeemed?
What is 'evil'? What is 'redemption'? The only questions are whether or not they can learn to uphold societal norms, whether such norms are just, and whether or not society is willing to accept them in turn.
>Are you okay with lolis?
N...not really

>>24828273
>Age
22
>Height
188 cm (~6''0')
>Do you live in an Apartment/House/Or Other?
House
>Are you open to harems?
Yes. I would like one a lot.
>Do you like muscular women?
Yes. I do in fact love them.
>Do you truly believe that ‘evil’ people can be redeemed?
Absolutely. Every soul can be redeemed.
>Are you okay with lolis?
More or less.

>>24828757
I feel an urge to learn how to cook for this Minotaur, she'd appreciate a hearty meal and cooking skills will be useful once the kids are born.
>maybe help write a movie or two with all her mob experience
I'm sure she has some interesting stories to tell. I have to admit it feels exciting to be in a relationship with a (formerly) dangerous woman like her.

>>24828273
>Age
Wait, when are you considered in your Late 20's again?
>Height
Haven't measured in a while, taller then my pops though I guess.
>Are you open to harems?
Only if they're a literal hivemind, Bigamy is also a concession but I prefer dealing with one person at a time.
>Do you like muscular women?
Yes, let me comfortably sleep in the arms of a strong woman and my spirit will be slightly more at peace.
>Do you truly believe that ‘evil’ people can be redeemed?
It's what I want to believe at the very least, but there isn't enough space on this survey to discuss this.
>Are you okay with lolis?
That's a no, my brain cannot comprehend lewding them.

>>24828273
>>24829104
Oops forgot.
>Do you live in an Apartment/House/Or Other?
Solo Apartment.

>>24828273
>18
>5'11"
>House
>No
>Yes
>Yes
>No

I wanna be the one to lick Runya's mouth, penetrate her cunny, finger her anus, and rub those puni puni paw pads of hers

>>24826314
Spiders good, warm and kind

>>24829203
>18
You're gonna get ara ara'd if you tell a monster girl that.

>>24825707
Why are you responding to discordniggers?

>>24829314
I think that's the point.

>>24828273
>27
>6"
>Flat
>Yes
>Yes
>Yes
>No

>>24828273
>>Age
29
>>Height
170cm (5’7”)
>>Do you live in an Apartment/House/Or Other?
Apartment
>>Are you open to harems?
No, I’m a one woman man.
>>Do you like muscular women?
No
>>Do you truly believe that ‘evil’ people can be redeemed?
Depends if their actions are a result circumstance or something outright wrong with their brain.
>>Are you okay with lolis?
Lolibaba are great, I don’t want a loli that behaves like a child.

>>24829314
That sounds nice.
>>24829322
I'd be okay with a monster girl my age too.

>>24828765
Congratulations! You’ve been paired with:
>Street Racer Coyote Girl
She’s been in and out of jail more times than you can imagine. All for illegal racing. She loves her cars but is not allowed to drive them so she’s made up for it by taking up a new hobby: cooking. She wants to eventually open up a food truck to sell her signature enchiladas in.

>>24828797
Congratulations! You’ve been paired with:
>Hellhound Hitman Sisters
These three identical triplets were once known as the “Cerberus Sisters” in some circles for their ferocity and tenacity in doing their job. We still haven’t found all of their money from their jobs they had so many off shore accounts to go through. They’re also VERY territorial and will attack any female who either shows interest in you or you show her.

>>24828819
Well, all things considered the best I can do is:
>Dirty Accountant Anubis
This short girl was caught embezzling millions of dollars and has finally been released. She has a short fuse and a Napoleon complex and will often try to make you an accomplice to whatever scheme she has cooked up. She’s also been the target of a few assassination attempts from the people she stole from and maybe you can help her with that.
>Disgraced Boxer Hellhound
This one time great boxer was disgraced after it came out she bet on her fights. A once hall of fame bound career was now over, and she, in jail for ten years. She can never go near a professional boxing ring for the rest of her life so you must help her find something else to fill that gap in her life.
And finally:
>Ancient One Wendigo
This Wendigo was found in a cave in one of the most remote mountains in the north after a few hikers went missing. It was clear what had happened from the bones and bloody handprints on the walls what happened. She spoke an ancient chaotic language that required us to get a Shoggoth flown in just to translate for her. She had to be sent to the Demon Lord herself to be calmed down more with her magic. And was sent back with us with a guarantee that she wouldn’t attack another human again. She has a small understanding of the English language and will constantly want to be eating something.

>>24828273
>Age
24
>Height
5'10" (178cm)
>Do you live in an Apartment/House/Or Other?
House
>Are you open to harems?
Probably not
>Do you like muscular women?
I don't mind 'toned' but don't exactly want a beefcake
>Do you truly believe that ‘evil’ people can be redeemed?
Depends on the severity of their sins, I say generally yes, but no harmful action should go without appropriate punishment
>Are you okay with lolis?
If they got a booty

>>24829531
I don't know how I keep getting hellhounds (my favorite) in these despite never mentioning them, but I won't complain

>>24828273
>25
>156cm
>My parent's house
>Yes
>No
>Yes
>No

>>24829584
>spoiler
Cute
Now go get a GFD Monster GF, you have the optimal body for it

>>24827646
The strongest.

>>24829633
Really?

>>24829652
Yes.

>>24828273
24
5'10''
House with my parents
I prefer monogamy and my maximum harem size would be 4 but yeah I wouldn't dislike it
Yes
True evil no but people are rarely truly evil, though I also believe justice should be tough with no room for error
Yes

>>24829633
The pride cometh before the fall.
She better keep a close eye on her horde.

>>24828273
Early 20s
6'6"
Apartment
Yes
Yes
Depends on the person
I'd rather not

>>24829633
Dumb waffle

>>24825322
KC mentions that humans will adapt to enhance the pleasure of mamono, but gives little thought to how that would work. So have a brief take on dick/tail augmentations (tail, for the 2 or so women here).

Aquatic/Amphibian/Semiliquid/Mollusc/Single-Eye/Fish/Mermaid/Tentacle: These girls bring the mucus. So humans need to bring extra friction. She'll love your new bumpy gritty appendage.

Plant/Bug/Beast/Demonbeast: Chemoreception is kino for these sorts. It won't matter how much you wash the ol' dick/tail, but your junkstank is now certifiably sexy to some segment of the population.

Ex-Giant, and ahem Large mamono: Whether extra width/length/both was needed, you've got it now. Keep your third leg from dragging on the ground.

Shapeshifter: Can't shove your junk into some TARDISvag, and expect that to work out w/o some timey-wimey mods, y'all. Don't fuck yourself out of the timeline or into a wall.

Reptile/Undead: Some like it hot. Your junk is constantly radiating sexy in the infrared spectrum.

Majin/Elf/Dwarf/Fairy: Your girl is serious about magic, and so is your junk. Having mana-radiating junk might have side effects, but who cares now that you've got the magic stick? 50_Cent_Magic_stick.flac

Birdman: Nothing says sexy like brightly colored gaudiness. Things could only get better is if your junk was some perch-able. edifice. Oh wait, it is. Thanks Obamamana. Your genitals look unironically gay, but your erections are **stiff**.

Undead/MagicMaterial: Girls with relatively inert bodies have needs/desires too. This is true whether their vags were originally toasters or can't logically lubricate. But love finds a way. Your self lubricating stiffy is also durable enough to keep you from regretting finding love in a graveyard or thrift store.

Angel/Elemental: All of the fun of having magic junk, but now with extra status effects! Yay? Whether your junk has newfound religious significance or has a ranged attack, you'll be just what someone wanted.

>>24829633
MERE

>>24828273
>>Age
25
>>Height
5'11''
>>Do you live in an Apartment/House/Or Other?
House
>>Are you open to harems?
Yep, it's hard to choose one.
>>Do you like muscular women?
Im very into but I'm fine if its just lightly toned.
>>Do you truly believe that ‘evil’ people can be redeemed?
Yes, but depends on how much the person fucked up and if they fucked up again they aren't worthy.
>>Are you okay with lolis?
Yes, but not toddler stuff level.

how do you help a poor little kobold who got her pussy stuck on the frozen floor on the proch in the winter?

>>24829740
That sounds incredibly painful. poor puppy.

>>24829633
That's not an ice fairy.

>>24829740
This is NOT how you treat the puppi cunni

>>24829684
She got this, anon. No one can stop her.

>>24829709
>>24829694
Excuse me?

>>24829806
Do I need to repeat myself? Dumb waffle.

the DL should just take the order and push it somewhere else.

>>24829806
You don't need to stop her. You just need to run fast while slowing her down.

>>24828828
Congratulations! You’ve been paired with:
>First Time Bank Robber Elf
This girl was just paid to be the driver for a group of bank robbers and had a clean record before that. She may be what you call a “loli” but she is apparently one hell of a driver. She can’t drive anymore but do let her go to the arcade and play the racing games from time to time to help her scratch that itch.

>>24828832
Congratulations! You’ve been paired with:
>Illegal Fighter Jinko
This bare knuckle street boxer is a violent, no holds barred, fighter. In the ring at least. After getting busted she’s had time to settle down and focus on her flowers in the jails greenhouse. She wants her husband to be able to take her on in a fight for expect a lot of training followed by meditation, and gardening.

>>24828837
Congratulations! You’ve been paired with:
>P’Orc Bikers
These three cousins were small fries in a larger biker gang on the east coast and were caught with banned magazines that showed explicit content involving handholding and Eskimo kisses. They’ve been agreed to be let go on the basis of good conduct. They now want to open a garage and need a cute boy to work the front and hope that it’ll be you.

>>24828863
Congratulations! You’ve been paired with:
>Lab Experiment Cheshire
She was experimented on as a child and was fused with a Doppelgänger to now make her change into any monster at will, on top of being able to go invisible and teleport like a normal Cheshire. She eventually broke out and killed her captors and killed a few other people before being arrested. She is terrified of showing people her real face because of all the scars. She just wants to live a quiet life somewhere near the beach, she loves the beach.

>>24828936
Congratulations! You’ve been paired with:
>Conman Elf Sisters
This group of five girls used to roam the streets and pickpocket, blackmail, and outright steal their way around town until finally getting caught. To help pass the time, they all started working out together in jail, challenging one another to do more push-ups and sit-ups than the others. They still have some of their attitude from when they were younger but they’re pretty much all bark and no bite these days. You’ll also be thrown into their workout regimen too so be ready to have them make you wear spandex when you’re working out.


>all these replies
What the fuck have I gotten myself into?

I want to play hotsauce peehole with my monstergirl daughteru!

What kinds of things from our world would the demon lord like?

>>24827646
She’s a Lilim so, pretty strong. She just detests fighting. Which is weird because she gets along with Selene so well at the family dinners.

>>24828273
>Age
22
>Height
5'8
>Do you live in an Apartment/House/Or Other?
House
>Are you open to harems?
Sure
>Do you like muscular women?
Like them no. Love them yes.
>Do you truly believe that ‘evil’ people can be redeemed?
Sure but some people are simply too evil to save. Evil girls are hot though.
>Are you okay with lolis?
Nah

>>24828273
>Age
26.75
>Height
5'7"
>Do you live in an Apartment/House/Or Other?
Alone in a smallish apartment.
>Are you open to harems?
Sure, but 3 girls max. 2 would be the sweet spot.
>Do you like muscular women?
Not particularly.
>Do you truly believe that ‘evil’ people can be redeemed?
I do believe some people are incapable of change, but 'evil' is a social construct.
>Are you okay with lolis?
Oh, unbelievably.

>>24829856
We all appreciate immensely

>>24829856
You've fallen for the oldest trap in the book: Giving people attention. They will come and demand it and they won't stop until they're satisfied. Good luck, you magnificent bastard.
Here, this sounded like a fun exercise, so feel free to assign this one to somebody.
Congratulations! You've been paired with:
>Ancient Monster Aliens Hoax Crew
These con artists consisting of a Gremlin, Pharaoh and Ratatoskr were the ones behind the sham documentary and subsequent exploitation of the Ancient Monster Alien Society. While the Ratatoskr was previously caught for stalking a Yeti, trying to find proofs for her existence, she met the Pharaoh in prison, who was incaracerated for treason against her own crown. The two became fast friends and after getting out of prison got themselves a morally grey Grem, responsible for providing all the special effects and tech featured in the documentary and sold off to true believers as "pieces of the puzzle". The Pharaoh having been dead for 10.000 years also proved to be a very good way to set her up as a primary source and ask for big sums of money for interviews. The three were eventually caught when a 100ft flying saucer rammed into a monster police car, giving grounds for an investigation.
Now that they're out, they're only on bail and you need to watch that they don't just involve you in their next scheme. Even if that scheme is about how they can tie you to the bed best.

>>24829856
>Cheshire
Christ, man. My waifu is intrigued, to say the least, but I'm not sure they'd get along. Guess I'll have to mediate.

>spoiler
Yeah. We're all a bunch of filthy COOMERS. Thank you for your service.

>>24829292
whats her appeal?

Would your waifu let her lonely single best friend rape your son she's practically an aunt to him

>>24829939
The appeal is monster girls.
If you're just looking for a warm pussy to stuff your junk in, the normie threads are everywhere you look.

>>24829856
>Spoiler
This what you get for coming up with a quick but nice idea to make a reply to.
I've done that quite a few times as well.

>>24829965
>normie

>>24829939
Oppai bondage expert who makes her own silk ropes/blindfolds/etc and is significantly more mature in outlook than most of the other girls in her source material.

>>24829939
she knows how to knit well and is into bondage, both kinds of it.

>>24829960
>When your momster asks that invite your "aunt" to keep you company while dad and her are away on vacation

>>24829827
No, you're dumb. She's smart and cute.

>>24828681
Congratulations! You’ve been paired with:
>”Lucky” Card Shark Lamia
This girl has been kicked out of every casino on the west coast and is not allowed in every one on the east coast. She’s a hustler and will teach you all the tricks she knows. She’s very outgoing and knows how to spin a story so that she’s the talk at every party.

>>24828695
Congratulations! You’ve been paired with:
>Military Advisor Oni
This Oni was part of a failed coup of a country in the Southern Hemisphere and is now on the run. She is being held here because of national security reasons. When she’s moved in she will be escorted to and from her job at [REDACTED] Air Force Base and will be monitored for the first couple of years of your life together. Also if word gets out that she’s alive, expect assassination squads at your doorstep.

>>24828747
Congratulations! You’ve been paired with:
>Narcissistic Witch
This Witch was caught in an elementary school trying to kidnap young boys. She then confessed to kidnapping other young boys throughout the nation and doing lewd things for them like; handholding, reading them to sleep, and cleaning their ears. She has a thing for young boys and being young in general so expect to down shota potions.


>>24828753
Congratulations! You’ve been paired with:
>Homeless Veteran Kitsune
A veteran from the contact wars and still suffers from PTSD from it. Has been on the move ever since, you’re her last chance for settling down and staying on the right path.

>>24830075
That Kitsune can stay as long as she wants.
Gonna have a good time with her.

>When she decides what she'll do tonight

>>24829856
>Spoiler

I feel a little bad for starting this silliness.

Spiders have long been an ally of humanity, it is time for boys to show some appreciation back. Forcibly if necessary.

>>24828273
Next time I'd suggest a cutoff of like 10 posts lol

>>24830117
>>24830133
It’s all good I’m having fun with this.

selkies are underrated
https://i.imgur.com/BzowmBv.jpg

>>24830172
no thank you

>>24830177
Why not?

>>24830208
the link was unappealing.

>>24830208
https://youtu.be/30RvJEZrHeU?t=86

>>24830213
Well it's a statue

>>24830227
She did become comfy when she grew up.

I love Ojou monsters!

>>24828755
Congratulations! You’ve been paired with:
>Mad Baker Holstaur
This tall Holstaur was a baker by trade and a drug maker by night. Under the disguise of baking needs she created a drug empire that engulfed the entire city. She is repentant of her actions now and just wants to work in a bakery again.


>>24829333
Congratulations! You’ve been paired with:
>Black Market Hacker Gremlin
This Gremlin was caught hacking into the government websites and posting pictures of her dog on them. She’s still got a rebellious streak but has agreed to work with the government in turn that the government forgives her of her crimes. She loves video games, electronic music, and convenience store snacks.


>>24829535
Congratulations! You’ve been paired with:
>Centaur Bookie
This centaur was once the highest paid bookmaker in the city and answered to no one but the bosses of the gangs themselves. She still has a nice nest egg saved up from her legitimate programs and will have no problem being your sugar momma.

>>24830127
I only struggle because I know she likes a struggle.

Kissy kissy, onii-chan!

>>24828273
>>Age
21
>>Height
5,6
>>Do you live in an Apartment/House/Or Other?
Apartment
>>Are you open to harems?
Up to 4/5 is alright
>>Do you like muscular women?
Fit is fine If they’re not too muscular
>>Do you truly believe that ‘evil’ people can be redeemed?
Depends on how evil
>>Are you okay with lolis?
Kinda depend but usually meh

>>24830351
>Black Market Hacker Gremlin
Sounds like a cool flatmate to chill with.

>>24830359
they do like a twitch in their web

>>24830359
Good taste
Good husband

>>24830364
I like the non-lewd ones more.
The subtle sort that hides all the imperfections with the models.

>>24830401
See, I'm the opposite. I love the lewd ones. I stick the MGE girls in the lewdest, most depraved scenes I can find

>>24829988
You should totally let your son go camping for a week with your single, lonely Dark Mage neighbor who is absolutely not a shotacon.

>>24828273
>>24828066
Only if they're fully restrained and receptive to cuddling.

>>24830227
what is comfy juice?

>>24830523
>Mushrooms on that tree.

>>24830550
Gonna make her wear that outfit when she's heavy with my brood.

Anyone got that gif of boatfox peeking around the corner?

>>24830127
Spiders have terrorized us ever since the dawn of mankind. It's time for those girls to know their place.

>>24828273
>Age
26
>Height
6'1"
>Do you live in an Apartment/House/Or Other?
House
>Are you open to harems?
Yes
>Do you like muscular women?
I am ambivalent about muscles
>Do you truly believe that ‘evil’ people can be redeemed?
Not necessarily from without; but anyone may redeem themselves by their own will.
>Are you okay with lolis?
No

>>24829584
Congratulations! You’ve been paired with:
>Selkie Snitch
This Selkie was a guard in the underground illegal fish trade for a while before being turned informant for the feds. She’s been ridiculed her whole life and has low self esteem from it, and that’s what makes her so easy o turn over. Just stare her down for a minute and she’ll be crying and asking you what you want to know.


>>>24829674
Congratulations! You’ve been paired with:
>Gang Leader Arachne
This Arachne was the leader of a small gang that quickly rose to prominence through their brutal, terrorizing ways. Will want to “start a new gang” as soon as she gets out of jail with whoever she’s paired with.


>>24829691
Congratulations! You’ve been paired with:
>Radical Militant Houri
This Houri was caught trying to bomb a subway station with EroGas. She wants nothing more than to start orgies everywhere because “When every body’s having sex, no one is sad!”. She wants to spread her message of Eros to the entire world, could you be the man that helps her do it legally?

I was going to watch Ishuzoku Reviewers, but I ended up watching Hakuto no Ken insted.

>>24830917
I do like a mad max setting with monsters.

>>24830917
They are both exceptionally manly anime.

Do I take a ushi-onis virginity or is she taking mine? Or are we taking each other's?

>>24828273
>26
>6'1"
>House
>Yes
>Yes
>Yes
>No

Hellhound, Kobold, Kiki and Anubis roadtrip.

>>24831190
Kikimora and Shoggoth road trip to MaidCon 20XX.

>>24831190
Dog squad!

>>24828273
29
6'1
house
2 max
not heavily
maybe
yes

>>24831190
Imagine hitchhiking and getting picked up by them.

>>24831379
Nothing like hot steamy car sex. I hope they rented a van for the trip. Otherwise there might not be enough room.

>>24831379
You would get lots of ara ara and awoo awoo.

>>24831219
What would a maid convention be like would they let butlers in?

>>24830674
>>24831112
>>24831303
>tfw 5'11'' king of manlets
I'll just get a shortstack so I can feel tall

>>24831394
I figure they'd sit you in the back middle since canines would prefer window seats.
The hellhound on the left molests you while the anubis brushing against your right acts irritated but eventually starts quietly masturbating.

>>24831540
Kiki or Kobold driving?

>>24828273
>Age
Mid 20's
>Height
183cm
>>Do you live in an Apartment/House
Apartment
>Do you like muscular women?
Not really
>Do you truly believe that ‘evil’ people can be redeemed?
Sure with a bullet in the head
>Are you okay with lolis?
No

>>24831552
They alternate but usually kiki.

>>24831237
But Kikis are birds

>>24831469
It's a good plan

>>24831578
Bird-dogs

>>24831592
dog-birds

So, Mr. Anon

Meatstick aside, where's your weakspot?

>>24831675
My heart

>>24831675
isn't it her job to figure that out?

>>24831675
You'd be better off asking my social security number.

>>24831456
Gonna crash maidcon in a butler outfit

>>24831675
Neck.

>>24831717
Fingers traced along the chest?

>>24831979
Bunnygirls are olev!

>>24831979
>>24832190
I love mgs in bunny suits!

>>24831979
Miia's great because a snake tail should be that fat

But the dragon girl's tail is just too damn big. It weighs more than she does

>>24831675
Anything shoulders up is sensitive, with face and back of the neck being particularly sensitive.

Reminder that Succubi can induce orgasm with even touching your dick, and their techniques make you more sensitive. Imagine being trained to mindbreak from a kiss on the cheek.

Prob something like this?

I wish to consume a gazer's foot goo

>>24832304
Shit that's really cute Anon, good work.

>>24832244
>spoiler
This is why I don't trust succubi. At the very least just make it so I just relax, not go totally braindead or cum my brains out.

She's going to fucking rape and she's going to enjoy so fucking much.
What you should really worry about is her level of hierarchy.
If it's high, there's a chance she wants to feel something and you should go full wholesome to convince her not to really rape you.
If it's low, it's been nice knowing your sexless self.
If she's a rich and powerful hellhound that's done some pretty twisted business with Lilith herself, you need a demon lawyer after you escape her.

>When the wife asks if you think she's getting 'bigger' and is talking about her chest.

>>24828273
Early 30's
5'10-5'11
Both, it's a house with an upstairs tenet
No
No
Possible, depends on severity of crime
No

>can't wait to fuck my husband really hard when I get home
I really want a monster that says this

test

>>24828273
>28
>6`1
>mobile home
>yes
>neutral
>nope
>no

What's the best kind of monster for succumbing to a shortstack curse?

>>24832499
What sort of raunchy pictures could you send your wife to motivate her when she's out?

>>24831675
My ears. They can look, but don't touch.

>>24832543
Oni.
Alternatively, Consider Cyclops or lich.

>>24831675
I’m a sucker for a woman who’s a good cook.

>>24832304
Cute, I wonder how long he tongue is.

>>24832543
Vampire. She makes you bend down so she can suck your blood and secretly loves how you always scoop her up despite her protests otherwise.

>>24832543
Amazon

Do vampires worry about having to many dhampirs and all her daughters teaming up to end her reign of tyranny, and what can a husband do to keep his dhampir daughters from attacking his wife?

>>24831979
Awawabbit

It just occured to me.
If the portals opened tomorrow how the fuck would you explain shit like CGI and practical effects in movies without them being convinced we have access to several hundreds of hell dimensions and we just habitually film occurrences in them?

>>24832865
Have some vampire daughters to keep the dhampirs busy.

>>24832896
Uh, by showing them a computer, what the fuck anon?

>>24832896
Same way you explain CGI to a child.
>"Is that real?"
"No."

>>24832304
I'll clean this to at least readable level

>>24831675
my head

>>24832943
OH SHIT I FORGOT THE TAIL

>Oh thank goodness rescue dogs

>>24832969
No you didn’t it’s just camouflaged into the ground

>>24833023
smart, but I'll still add the tail once I made the sketch less messy

Easy datamining

GHOSTS!

>>24833111
I want to paint her portrait

>>24833111
would she get scared when she hears me vacuuming the house?

>>24833111
MYEH-HEH-HEH

>>24833100
To be fair I tend to throw my numbers off a little for stuff like this. The loli part is completely true.

>>24833111
I want a ghost to haunt my house that has MASSIVE breasts.
The kind that pop out of the wall before she does.

>>24833365

>>24832943
Needs googly eyes like a regular chameleon

>>24833220
She would start seething, especially if it was a green plumber using it

>>24833384
>fuck a chameleon girl hard enough she loses concentration and her eyes start rolling all over the place
>it’s pretty much her form of ahegao

>>24833220
Yes she’s terrified, so for every minute you spend vacuuming her dusty old dirty mansion, and picking up a few diamonds along the way, she’ll spend double that time giving you a ghoul tier vacuum blowjob as punishment

>>24833376
Exactly.
Especially fun if she teases by putting her chest up to show how in the way it is.....although I could probably get around this by just hooking my TV up to my PC.

>>24833410
The living dead have no need for air

>>24833384
Sounds hot, reminds me of retarded koishi

>>24833410
>When you turn on the vacuum and a panicked ghost girl flies out of the wall

Been a long time since I've done, so let's do it.

A game of Fuck, Marry, Kiss!

Here're the girls:
>Jinko
>Minotaur
>Salamander

>>24833588
Kiss Mino, Fuck Salamander, Marry Jinko

>>24833691
Can't marry Jinko. She's been trapped in the sheep pile for years

>>24833697
Then I marry the sheep as well, I fail to see the problem if they're all like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4fWRW4oaIY

>>24833588
Fuck Mino, Kiss Mino, Marry Mino

>>24833588
I cook food on the Salamander!

>>24833738
Top tier taste

What monster looks best with a ball gag?

>>24833792
Dark elves

>>24833792
Anything with fangs

>>24827646
I can't read that signature for the life of me. Who's the artist?

>>24833792
Can't say.

>>24833808
>sharp forked tongue
I'M SO FUCKING HORNY AAAAAAHHHHH

>>24833828
Calm down

>>24833782
100% beef!

>>24832896
>>24832903
>>24832914

>"You know theater?"
>"Yeah?"
>"You know about illusion magic?"
>"Yeah?"
>"We do stuff in front a machine that captures images and sound like a person would view a scene, then we spruce them up with something like illusion magic."
Mamono probably would freak out if they thought our movies were legitimate. Actually, keep them from war movies and just say that we purposefully make it seem worse for dramatic effect. Mamono would probably panic and flock to the extremists under a banner of stopping war and not letting men outside the house ever again.

>it's your birthday
>Apophis daughterus tell you they got you a present
>you ask them what it is
>they drag you upstairs and show you the graped Pharaoh hogtied naked on your bed
What do?

>>24833924
BIG COWS

>>24833926
>It's automaton language for dumb soulless automatons and you can use it to create almost anything you want on the screen.
There.

>>24833936
Commence the corruption!

>>24833936
What kind of a lame Pharaoh lets herself get caught and humiliated by a bunch of little girls?

>>24833936
Where do daughterus get bondage gear?

>>24833982
The sabbath store and sundries.

>>24833982
KDF's house

>>24833942
Big sis, I had a bad dream.
Can I sleep with you tonight?

>>24833588
fuck jinko kiss mino marry salamander

>>24831592
>>24831596
Birgs? Dords? Borgs?

>>24833942
People pay well for a farmhand who knows his way around a Mino without getting anything broken.

>>24833376
dat ass must be thicc

>>24833691
I need sheeps for sleeps
Need Jinko for gains

>>24834168
>Borgs
not that's her shog cousin

I love Gazer-chan!

>>24834285
How does a Kiki have a shog cousin

>>24834308
Come to think of it, is there any tentacled girl who isn't a top notch waifu?

>>24834321
echidna family trees get pretty wild

>>24829939
>is a spider
>really good at knitting
>and bondage
>and housekeeping
>and handling kids
>much more reasonable and mature than other girls in manga not that it's hard at all, but still
>takes special care not to injure or hurt you even by accident
>big tiddies
>cute haircut my favorite
>cute eyes
>really nice color scheme
>cute when drunk
Of course there's a downside - she was designed by a lazy hack so, well, spiderbutt.

>>24834336
No one talks about ropers, despite the renewed interest in P-Slime these past few months.

>>24834321
I believe it's one of those things people refer to as 'things man was never meant to know'

>>24828273
Lol, late to this again I see. I wont hold my breath for a response but Ill drop this here anyway. Good luck getting to them all anon.
23
5'11
With my mom
If it is economically sustainable, I have time for each of them as well as myself, and doesnt go over my hard cap of 6.
They're alright but it depends on how beeg and tan they are.
Evil is just antagonism and is therefore always subjective. If were talking murderous psychopaths, then thats just genetics, mental development, and circumstances. The only 'evil' people are the ones who claim to be heros and abuse that label for self-satisfaction. Those people deserve to be shot repeatedly and mauled by dogs.
Eh, im not really one for hard candy, I prefer the creamy tootsie roll center.

>>24834347
Is Ms. Smith still bestgirl?

>>24834340
Echidna families are fun

>>24834348
They're not great

>>24834427
Nah. She's became this one-joke character with less-cool hair versus her original appearance.

And then she vanished entirely.

>>24833376
fix'd

>>24834488
>And then she vanished entirely
Maybe it's for the best.

>>24834419
All those big words don't change that fact that you're 23 and living with your Mom.

Unless you're the primary income-earner for your household, and taking care of her, in which case bless your heart.

>>24834557
I agree, I had my own house by 19, it's not that hard

>>24834489
Fat Ghost Milkers.

Dead hours

But remember

Mana is stored in the breasts

>>24834650
SILLY
HAT

>>24834650
>spoiler
That is factually incorrect my man, KC says mana is stored in the cunny.

>>24834665
Better settings' mana is stored in the breasts.

>>24833982
Any kid can get rope from a hardware store.

>>24834665
Mana is stored in the balls

The mind is your opponent's greatest weapon, so that's all the more reason to fuck her brains out.

Alright anons, you favorite monster girl, the only one for you, barges into your room to finally meet you, her fated lover.

What's her reaction to your room and the state it's in?

>Get abducted by faeries
>Hose down their entire kingdom with cum

yes

>>24834746
I'd rather not think about it.

>>24834746
>"Damn boy! You live like this?"

>>24834746
Underfurnished room with a bit of clothing makes for a boring reaction

>>24834746
"Why are you buying more minis before painting the ones you have?"

>>24834746
She never comments on it, at least not specifically. It all just blends together with her usual taunting.

>>24834746
>I see you collect things. I also collect things myself. Let us partake of the joys of Ishtar.
O-okay please be gentle

>>24834746
>'Yare Yare Daze...'

>>24834820
>Ishtar
These men are pawns

>>24834746
She doesn't make much note of the room as that would require taking her eyes off of me.

Monster girl hugs.

>>24834858
Ishtar = Venus, right?

>>24834746
>"Hehe anon, your room tasted weird. <3"
>"It's okay though. You're my new hubby, and I'll be your new room! <3"

I actually make sure to clear out the piss bottles, rotten food, and drinks out daily of my room because I don't want her to be disgusted when she eats me and my room

>>24834858
>These men are prawns