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I am being tracked down by a violent yandere. Quick, guys, I need help and advice immediately.

>> No.2482093

Rape.

>> No.2482099

Oh, I hated that bitch.

>> No.2482105

Rape is the obvious solution.

>> No.2482112

>>2482091
I demand the source to this now!

>> No.2482114

sauce?

>> No.2482128

>>2482091
Show her your love and only look at her. Forever.
Or until you die of starvation, because you will never get out of this room. Ever.

>> No.2482142

How can you run from love OP? You should be happy that she cares about you. Just put your arms around her and everything will be alright.

>> No.2482146

Yanderes are easy supressed if you show her your brutal nature and love. Rape her, and she will be your forever without that shit.

>> No.2482151

Give her a hug without saying anything.

>> No.2482160

aishiteyamanaishoujo

>> No.2482174

>>2482091
Source.

For this specific case look for alcohol based chemicals that can eat the super glue.

>> No.2482179

>>2482093
>>2482105

Yes, I may very well be raped in a moment. With a knife.

>>2482112

Aishite Yamanai Shoujo by Kirintei. It's on Fakku.

>> No.2482180

aishite yamanai shoujo by kirintei

>> No.2482185

>>2482114
>>2482112
>>2482174
Here sure is newfags today.

>> No.2482191

>>2482179
If you don't want to be with her, you should be able to fight back. She's a girl, I assume.

Is she disgusting and whale-like in appearance?

>> No.2482199

>>2482191

No, it's just that she wishes to take my life and then her own.

>> No.2482201

>>2482199
Just knock her out.

>> No.2482204

When obsession wins over love and you've got yourself an immensely affectionate stalker instead of a girlfriend, you have a yandere on your hands. These are the kind of girls that break into your house while you’re away, hide under your bed while you’re at home, schlick directly under you while you sleep, come out when you’re gone again, schlick again in your bed while licking and humping your pillows, and then proceed to check your messages to see if you’re involved with another girl. They usually don't have any kind of higher ideal or ethical policy; they sometimes don't even view themselves as people so much as an entity made out of the impulse or desire to be with their man. A yandere is awesome because it’s outwardly impossible to tell that the girl is completely insane; she has just enough presence of mind left over to maintain a convincing façade, and God help everyone around her if she decides to drop it. If you don’t react well, things could get messy, so in the off chance you don’t want to enjoy the fruits of your yandere‘s darker exploits, here’s several things you need to take into account.

>> No.2482209

1. Remember your objectives:
-Survive.
-Her mental integrity should be kept at a reasonable level and maintained.
-She should still love you unconditionally.

2. Be sure to remind her how much you love her and basically compliment her as you would any women. Be careful about criticism, though, because she’ll probably go a little over the top in attempting to fix this problem, and if she can‘t, she‘ll try to fix your perceptions of this problem instead. When prompted, re-affirm your hatred of those other skanky, dirty whores. Putting down other people is fun anyway, right?

3. When she starts talking nonsense, she is being put under stress. This stress is based on the belief that you are being unfaithful or planning on leaving her. Pacify her with constant, unadulterated attention and sex. Remember that one of the best things about yandere is that they’re completely devoted to you, so why shouldn’t you return at least some of the favor? This entire fiasco can be summed up in a single line: “It’d be great if he was nice and looked only at me. Yes, only at me… He can’t look at any other girls. I’d look only at him, so he should look only at me. It‘s only fair, right?”

>> No.2482215

4. Contact with the opposite sex in public should be kept to a bare minimum -- the assumption should be that she IS watching. When she’s with you and you talk to other women, she’ll either flaunt you in front of them or discourage prolonged conversation. In either situation you should play along, expressing your undying love for your yandere all the way. In the latter one you should cut off contact as soon as she gives a prompt to do so. Occasionally she’ll become openly hostile to women she finds you speaking with, so diffuse that bomb before it explodes. Female relatives may or may not be accepted by the yandere, though for the sake of her façade she‘ll usually ignore them.

5. The yandere likes to do things for you, so keep her busy doing chores that make her feel she is strengthening the relationship. This is one of the best parts about the yandere since she’ll spoon feed you if you ask her to and she won’t even see it as strange.

>> No.2482219

>When obsession wins over love and you've got yourself an immensely affectionate stalker instead of a girlfriend, you have a yandere on your hands. These are the kind of girls that break into your house while you’re away, hide under your bed while you’re at home, schlick directly under you while you sleep, come out when you’re gone again, schlick again in your bed while licking and humping your pillows, and then proceed to check your messages to see if you’re involved with another girl. They usually don't have any kind of higher ideal or ethical policy; they sometimes don't even view themselves as people so much as an entity made out of the impulse or desire to be with their man. A yandere is awesome because it’s outwardly impossible to tell that the girl is completely insane; she has just enough presence of mind left over to maintain a convincing façade, and God help everyone around her if she decides to drop it. If you don’t react well, things could get messy, so in the off chance you don’t want to enjoy the fruits of your yandere‘s darker exploits, here’s several things you need to take into acc

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>> No.2482221

Now that you’ve won the affections of one of these very, very insane women, you surely want to know how this benefits you, right? Well…

LOYAL: She will never --- NEVER --- betray you. Even when you're dead.

LOVING: She knows the meaning of true love like no other girl, or even you, will ever know. Some of the love is for your own good.

CARING: She takes her entire budget of caring and places it all on you. Other people are... irrelevant.

PROTECTIVE: No bad fortune, villian, or evil conniving cheap slut will be allowed to have their ways with you for long.

HATRED: For other girls as pure as the darkness between the stars.

DETERMINED: She will never --- NEVER --- give up. Even if you end up hating her for it. She’ll never let you down, either.

OBSESSIVE: There is pretty much no limit to how far she'll go just to get your attention. Once you go yandere, you can’t go back.

BRUTAL: Why should she go easy on those who threaten to steal you away from her?

PROACTIVE: Friends? Family? Better get rid of them before they start taking up precious time you could be spending with her.

DETESTING: Everyone that isn't you.

>> No.2482232

Besides a very, very affectionate partner, there are plenty of ways to have fun using her unique features. For example, pick some girl you know likes you, give her your phone number and ask her to call you. Put yourself in a position in which you are with your yandere and open to being approached by this girl. Then confide in your yandere how this girl won't leave you alone. Count the days until this girl disappears or stops communicating with you entirely. If the yandere decides to kill her “rival” right in front of you, marry her as soon as rationally possible.

One of the few potential cons that I can see is that intellectual conversations are occasionally difficult with your yandere. She has trouble comprehending anything outside of the context of your relationship with her. War in Iraq? You are saying you think she's too clingy and so therefore some cheap slut is poisoning your mind against her. The nature of the universe? You are trying to break up with her so therefore some cheap slut is poisoning your mind against her. It's okay to participate in activities that don't involve her, by all means, please do, but it's very, very difficult to get your yandere involved in anything that doesn't directly have to do with her loving you. It's not impossible, but I prefer to keep mine in the kitchen baking or knitting and would rather not provoke her. The reason this is would be because the yandere just doesn’t actually care about anything except for you. Everything else, her wonderful cooking, great grades, etc, are all merely something used to continue her façade.

>> No.2482241

Speaking of my own personal methods for dealing with yandere that might not work for some people, when a girl I’ll accept becomes yandere for me, I become yandere for her. That's right, all that crazy shit. No looking at other men, not allowed to leave my presence for more than 3 hours, etc. I’ll stalk my precious yandere all the time and make sure no other men can get near her. Well, at least at first.

The problem with continuing this practice is that you can't out yan the yandere. It would only drive her to a higher state of mental instability. Think about it - you're stalking her everyday. She realizes it's YOU who's the third person walking by her to the grocer's, or getting her car fixed, or chatting with the neighbors as people jog by. She starts wondering, "does he think me unfaithful? But... but that's impossible. It's just him I care for - only him!"

Then the attempts to reassure herself begin. More painful, scarring sex play, just to let you know "this body is only for you." No matter how violent or messy, she does it with a broken smile. The meals become dull as she starts going out less and ordering in more. Minor things she can pick up from faceless stores to show you that she doesn't NEED other people, so long as she has you. The artwork of herself she leaves in your desk at work (should you bother to show, as you're so busy being full of her and dumping bodies of the ones who'd dare even glance...). The jagged crying night sessions - tears spilling down her face as she smiles delightfully, her voice full of laughter as she takes on any abuse, just for you.

>> No.2482243

The moment of broken screaming when she realizes despite all this devotion, you STILL don't trust her.

And then you walk in one day and find that she's jammed the biggest kitchen knife she could find into her sexual organs. That tearful, joy-filled face saying, “you know, darling, you were right, my thoughts were impure and clouded by other faces, so I punished myself, but now it's fine. I’ve punished those involved, too, those evil people that caught me in my moment of weakness…”

The police will be over in the evening to arrest you both on the collection of bodies in the basement unless you had already prepared an escape route for different but similar reasons. So yeah, you need a cut-off point for being yandere to your yandere.

DOUBLE YANDERE LOVE IS THE TRUEST LOVE.

>> No.2482246

Ahem. Excuse me.

Point is, give them too much love and they'll begin feeling unworthy of you; it won't matter how many times you reassure them that they're perfect, they'll constantly feel not up to your love. Eventually they'll take for granted that you're betraying them because every other woman is better than them, and shit will degenerate rather quickly. Still, if you treat them badly they will still consider that a gesture of affection, so it's the same shit. Getting them pregnant may possibly be the correct answer. They'll focus their attention on your love's "fruit" and that will wash away many of their insecurities as long as you spend enough time with both them and your child. You'd have to make sure she's not seeing your son as you though, or things may get really hot, if you know what I mean.

Ah, yes, the question of children, a problem with no easy answer. In general, yandere would make poor mothers, and the child would be at constant risk of being targeted by the yandere's psychotic episodes. The yandere may very well reject the child and see it as competition. It's not impossible, however, with enough care from her man. Some yandere object to the idea of children because they see themselves as beings which must not bear new life, but other yandere may be quite open to it, or even feel they would want it as irrefutable proof of your love. Regardless, they will bow to the wishes of their loved one, so it's something that would take some struggling at first, but will probably work out in the end.

>> No.2482247

Has there ever been a case where a yandere found a new guy to be yandere for?

>> No.2482258

I love yandere...

>> No.2482262

>>2482247
I don't think you understand yandere.

>> No.2482266

Yandere-- for "nice guys" that can't be bothered to look for a girlfriend.

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My waifu.

>> No.2482269

Some extra thoughts regarding the psyche of the yandere:
1. Yandere are not opposed to safe sex, but they are opposed to mechanical means of birth control. It's not because they enjoy sex physically more than any other girl, it's because they view sex more as a spiritual ritual in which they become closest to combining with their loved one; she will always demand sex to be as raw as possible. If birth control is desired, they will generally have no problem taking the pill and consider condoms to be a barrier to achieving oneness with you.

2. A yandere will never, ever share you, nor will she accept any kind of rival; to her, other girls are nothing but enemies. Yandere don't feel the kind of isolation some normal girls might, and so will never believe themselves to be different or special to other girls. To a yandere, other girls have the same filthy desires and conniving thoughts as she does, which is why she loathes other girls so much; she firmly believes other girls are out to steal her loved one. If two yandere met over the same guy, they would launch a war that wouldn't end until one of them was dead. No mercy, no surrender.

3. The yandere will almost never rape her loved one if they are still outside of a relationship. The yandere will attempt to attract you using conventional means, as the yandere believes from her own upbringing and education that this is the correct method for getting her man. If she knew she could get you by raping you at gun-point, she would do so immediately.

>> No.2482271

>>2482247
if he's already dead, maybe

>> No.2482281

4. I think that sometimes the attraction to yandere is based on the childish, idealized belief that your love can cure her. PFFT. This is DANGEROUSLY NAIVE. "Cure" her? Why would you want that? Her being an obsessive, potentially-dangerous psychotic is the whole POINT. To say someone finds such a person attractive out of some misguided belief they can "fix" them is like saying a "chubby chaser" finds big women attractive out of some belief that he can get them in shape, when really he just really likes the fatties. In all likelihood the stress of a relationship would make her psychosis even worse. Yandere are crazy and there's no way to make them feel at ease, and if you think you can then you'll end up with either you or her dead, possibly both.

5. Yandere only ever overstep their boundaries if you’re overstepping yours, maintaining a façade of perfection elegantly - and scarily - up until the point where it must be dropped, and even then, they are often very forgiving, even often coming with warning signs if you look for them. If she’s becoming a “nuisance,” think of something to occupy her; remember, she likes doing things that will strengthen her relationship with you, so basically all you need to do is give her chores. This is pretty damned simple. Anyone with half a brain can get someone else to do everything for them. This is one of the yandere’s greatest pros: -20 in sanity in exchange for +20 in homemaking.

>> No.2482282

>>2482199
Then she is not a yandere. Yandere wouldnt hurt her loved one in any way..

>> No.2482285

6. There is no guaranteed method to stop a yandere, but the most reliable action is certain, definite death, and even that is not infallible even when it has initially succeeded. Do not expect any obstacle, whether it be public authorities, the distance between nations, or what have you, to be able to hold back or contain a yandere: she has all the tools and skills she needs to get to you, and she will focus all that is herself into achieving her goals in relation to you - pretty much the only goals she has.

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And that's all I copypasted. Special thanks to Nahash from Beast's Lair for compiling this wonderfully informative PSA. I hope it was entertaining. It certainly entertained me.

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2482287

this thread..

>> No.2482289

>>2482247
Guess we can drug her and make her believe you're her target of obsession, but I'd say making a fresh yandere is easier and safer than that.

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2482291

I love these threads.

>> No.2482293

>>2482282

Yandere, such as Sekai from School Days, certainly did it, and she's a definitive yandere.

>> No.2482296

Hey guys, yandere doesnt mean the same as ''psycho bitch''.

>> No.2482300

>>2482296
It means love-obsessed psycho bitch.

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>> No.2482312

>>2482300
>>2482293
Alright, migh be that i just dont understand the term like i should. I always thought that Kotonoha is the yandere one in school days..

>> No.2482316

>>2482312
Both.

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I wish I had a girl who would kill all my friends and kidnap me. ;_;

>> No.2482327

This thread has made me really confused about the word ''yandere''. Could someone post a simple definition of that term?

>> No.2482330

>>2482327
Tsundere with the tsuntsun replaced with yanyan.

>> No.2482332

>>2482327
The girl seems kind and loving, but she is turning or already is an obsessed psycho, mostly due to her love for you. Not responding or knowing of her feelings is a good factor her craziness.

Not be confused with Yangire, where they SNAP due to external and varied circumstances.

>> No.2482334

>>2482327
Yandere
Illness Lovestruck

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obligatory

>> No.2482338
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>>2482330
>yanyan
MMMMMM

>> No.2482347 [DELETED] 

>>2482336
>>Will never intentionally harm him
...

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obligatory 2

>> No.2482349

>>2482327
Girls who are very obsessive about their love. Not necessarily violent, but those are the most obvious examples.

>> No.2482367

>>2482336
That part about not harming her loved one contradicts with a lot of posts in this thread..

>> No.2482382

>>2482367

That's because it's not necessarily the case. Though, in the comment's defense, yandere are not often prone to hurting their loved ones. Perhaps I should have mentioned that the yandere copypasta was a generalization that could be used in the handling of most, if not all yandere, but not necessarily a set-in-stone description for all of them?

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>DETERMINED: She will never --- NEVER --- give up. Even if you end up hating her for it. She’ll never let you down, either.
>She will never give up. She'll never let you down.
>She's never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you

>> No.2482408

Simply, a yandere is a mentally ill girl who has fixated on on a guy and who is able to maintain a facade of being sweet/caring. Tsundere is the change from tsun to dere. Yanderes do not change. Please note a yandere is seriously mentally ill not just violent, and will suffer from physchotic episodes such as collapsing fits, irrational rages, abnormal behavioral patterns etc.

>> No.2482452

>>2482246
Sounds like things would get really hot if the guy told his yandere wife to look after the house and their son while he goes away on a business trip.

>> No.2482470

What am I listening to!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o7VrcRKY20&feature=channel_page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Si-XY5ZVr8&feature=channel_page

>> No.2482495

If the yandere is not a virgin? Should I bother?

>> No.2482521

>>2482495
No, because a yandere is only yandere when she is pure, and have sex only with you.

>> No.2482522

you've got to be shitting me

just punch her in the throat and rip the door off the hinges, dump her at the entrance to your nearest mental hospital and you're free from that crazy whore

>> No.2482533

>>2482336

But it was her love for Satoshi that made Shion insane, right?
I always considered her yandere because of that.

>> No.2482557

>>2482266
I'm still not sure how I got chained to my yandere. I'm just a kind guy with an empathy problem.

>> No.2482652

Souce for OP is kirintei , basicaly everything he does is about yandere

also , Anon might enjoy a new manga with stalker/yandere imouto content named Oniichan Control, raw just got out

>> No.2482703

>>2482533
Hinamizawa Syndrome was what made her insane. The rest just helped her along.

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2482766

Is Beatrice yandere?

>> No.2482918

>>2482766
No. She is a tsundere subtype which hasn't been formally identified yet; in love, but trying her damnest not to let anyone know about it. Since she's a witch, she views violence and killing differently than a human does.

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>>2482522
dump her at the entrance to your nearest mental hospital
What the fuck?
Why would you do that?

>> No.2482926

>>2482091
>I am being tracked down by a violent yandere.

You lucky bastard

>> No.2482945

This thread has changed my viewpoint upon yandere.

I let her find me. I said that it was okay if we died together, but I preferred to stay alive, living in happiness with her. She complied. We're cuddling right now, and she's even interested in 4chan and how you all convinced me.

/jp/... this is totally different from the anxiety I felt before. This is the happiest moment of my life.

>> No.2482958

>>2482945
YANDERE IS THE BEST END

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>>2482945
hell yeah!

>> No.2482972

>>2482945

See? There was never anything to worry about.

>> No.2482975

>>2482204
>>2482209
>>2482215
>>2482221
>>2482232
>>2482241
>>2482243
>>2482246
>>2482269
>>2482281
>>2482285
>>2482945
This thread proved everyone that yandere love is the only true love. I want a yandere to get interested in me but it'll never happen.

>> No.2482981

1. Throw away any condoms in the house. That always puts them into the worst of moods.

2. If you care for any other female you're with, tell them to get far, far away and never see you again. Change names, hair, SSI data, the works.

3. Tell your friends any and all female-hunting social activities are on hold indefinitely. Eventually they'll get the hint and stop trying, instead inviting you over only for sports and shit.

4. Dispose of any poisons in your house, your mother's house, your siblings' houses, etc. You don't want to overstimulate the girl.

5. Don't bother calling the cops, it will make a bad situation far, far more worse.

6. If you haven't figured it out by now, there's no escape.

7. Start looking up extreme bondage and dom kinks on the internet. May as well start getting a taste for them.

8. When she comes in the door, hold her in your arms, tell her that she's your whole world, and nothing will ever separate the two of you.

9. For fuck's sake, SUBTLY remove the syringe/butcher knife/nailed bat from her hands, and kiss them (hand) immediately afterward. You don't want to give her a false message.

10. If you're thinking you can overpower her, see 6.

11. If she appears in the mood for intimacy at that point, start slow. And then Jackhammer. Jackhammer as if your life depends on it. Because it does. She won't think you're being sincere unless you fuck her until she passes out.

12. If she doesn't want intimacy, cuddle and talk about life things until she cooks you dinner. Eat every bite, and do cute things like feed her bits of your meal.

13. Cuddle after the meal, or, if it's warranted, see 11.

14. Once she's asleep in your arms, quietly swallow the remorse you have building behind your eyes, threatening to spill over your face and wet her (formally your) sheets. You have a new lifelong partner, whether you like it or not. And in truth, A yandere is fine, too.

>> No.2482989

I want every VN to have a yandere in it. I'm bored with the mainstream tsuntsun.

>> No.2482990

I dated a yandere once, but then we got into an argument over "looking at a girl the wrong way" and I had to kill her out of self-defense.

>> No.2483011

>>2482989
I find yandere is a lot more fun when you don't know it's coming, suddenly the character route takes a whole different turn. I just hate how it's not really something you can specifically look for, because than the 'oh shit' effect is ruined for me.

>> No.2483016

>>2483011
>then

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>>2482981
>>Start looking up extreme bondage and dom kinks on the internet. May as well start getting a taste for them.

On which side do you mean? I think Roakiha Vermillion is the only yandere that immediately comes to mind that'd want to be dominant. All the others seem pretty submissive.

>> No.2483025

It's too bad that all 3D yanderekkos are fat.

>> No.2483028

>>2483019
Submissive in that they tend to tie you to the bed and then pretend to be submissive.

>> No.2483029

>>2483019

I think he meant the other way around.

>> No.2483038

>>2482945
Awww
Maybe I should forgive my yandere and live happily.

>> No.2483040

>>2483025
I've never met a fat 3D yandere, all the ones I met were average or under. The problem with 3D isn't their weight, it's the fact that that kind of crazy just isn't fun in reality.

>> No.2483047

>>2483040
you know sometimes a bit crazy girl is better than NO GIRL AT ALL

>> No.2483049

>>2483028

Well, it goes either way. Many yandere merely want their most important person to love them as much as possible, and to this end will try to make them happiest by doing whatever they want, which is pretty submissive.

On the other hand, there are certain yandere that'll tie you up for no reason and trap you however they can. This isn't in reference to Yuno, however, since she did it out of necessity.

>> No.2483098

>>2483019
There is a fan phrase known as "tops from bottom". Consider what it might mean.

Granted, it seldom plays the other way--you're tying her up most of the time. But recall that she's allowing you--nay, demanding that you use her body as physical proof of the depth of her unconditional love for you.

>> No.2483142

>>2482091
>I am being tracked down by a violent yandere. Quick, guys, I need help and advice immediately.
Submit.

>> No.2483162

>>2483142
Read the thread. He knows the face of happiness now.

>> No.2483181

>>2483162
I doubt that >>2482945 is even the OP, and if it is he just made the whole thing up.

>> No.2483189

There must be a yandere thread on /jp/ at all times.

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>>2482975
>I want a yandere to get interested in me but it'll never happen.
...Are you sure? Look, don't freak out or anything, but I think your hands are beautiful. The curve of your joints, your soft palms, your fingernails, all these things are utterly entrancing to me. You wouldn't remember this, but I brushed them once. We were in the 7-11 together, although you didn't look at me, not really, I mean not REALLY, like I looked at you, and I was blocking the beef jerky accidentally-on-purpose. You reached past me for the teriyaki. The way I felt when you leaned into me was so perfect, it felt so safe being near you. And you sleep like an angel. Anyway, I'm rambling. Don't worry, I won't overstep my bounds or anything. They used to believe that Love From Afar was the purest and most selfless of loves. Just remember that somewhere close by there's someone who honestly wants you to be happy no matter what.

>> No.2483222

So how can I get my own yandere?

>> No.2483252 [DELETED] 

>>2483206

You're a good writer, Anon.

>> No.2483267

>>2483206
I feel better inside now please create us more memory to share.

>> No.2483278

>>2483222
You don't. She finds you.
So make sure you're visible. Go outside often, show yourself for potential.

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>>2483206
>We were in the 7-11 together, although you didn't look at me, not really, I mean not REALLY, like I looked at you, and I was blocking the beef jerky accidentally-on-purpose.

I'm sure that happens to everyo

>You reached past me for the teriyaki.

!

>> No.2483308

>>2483278
>So make sure you're visible. Go outside often, show yourself for potential.
Shit. I only go outside when I have to (though I commute to university which might account for something) and I don't attract much attention.
And if I change that, my chance of success is still not very good.

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>>2483206

What a shitty reason to fall in "love." You fuckers that think you're in love from "afar" - only based on their appearance are only fooling yourselves. Get the fuck out with that over-dramatized everyday shit.

>> No.2483320

What do you do if a yandere is fat and ugly?

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>>2483314

Additionally, I will also add that you're no better than DHAF.

>> No.2483325

>>2483320
Direct a Japanese whale research vessel to her abode.

>> No.2483335

What wikipedia has to say about obssessive love/yandere:

Definition

Moore, Forward and Buck believe that rejection is the trigger of obsessive love - also known as love addiction or relationship addiction. They state four conditions to help identify it, namely, a painful and all-consuming preoccupation with a real or wished-for lover, an insatiable longing either to possess or be possessed by the target of their obsession, rejection by or physical and/or emotional unavailability of their target, and being driven to behave in self-defeating ways by this rejection or unavailability.

Characteristics indicative of obsessive love are:

* Obsessive lovers believe that only the person they fixate on can make them feel happy and fulfilled.
* Persons close to the love-obsessed can also be greatly affected. Witnessing a friend or family member suffer from the disorder can be distressing.
* The person obsessed cannot accept the other person to be happy when they are suffering.

[edit] Forms/stages of obsessive love

* Obsessive love is a form of love where one person is emotionally obsessed with another.
* Love addiction is a process addiction where a person becomes attached to another in an unhealthy, dependent manner.
* Relationship addiction is a process addiction where a person becomes addicted to his or her relationship.
* Codependency is a term used to describe when a person becomes dependent upon another for emotional and physical validation.

>> No.2483344

>>2483314
Get out normalfag.

>> No.2483345

>>2483320
Tell her that even though you love her, you'd prefer if she was healthier.
She should drive herself to extenuation to fit your idea of beauty. At least that's the theory. And you can't ask for much if you're overweight as well.
Just saying.

>> No.2483528

Yandere is just another word for "godly waifu,"

>> No.2483541

>>2482241
>out yan the yandere
ok, i giggled a bit

>> No.2483556

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Yandere threads have been done to death already.

>> No.2483584

>>2483556

Yandere threads never get old.

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Thread is seriously lacking a Yuno-waifu dump!

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This yandere maid manga I found the other day,

http://rapidshare.com/files/223126823/_RAW__Arisa.rar

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>> No.2483678

>>2482142
>>2482146
These two know how to handle a yandere.

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>> No.2483730

>>2483641
Did he..he kill the yandere maid? ;_;

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>> No.2483781

>>2483761
Oh god, what have you don-
>>2483771
Nevermind. Come here, you lovable psychopath.

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My favourite page

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>>2482221
Are those benefits to you? What the shit?
LOYAL: She will never --- NEVER --- betray you. Even when you're dead.
>Excessive. Too much of a burden for me.
LOVING: She knows the meaning of true love like no other girl, or even you, will ever know. Some of the love is for your own good.
>Obsessive: True love is just word, it doesn't exist. The other key word on this part is 'Some'
CARING: She takes her entire budget of caring and places it all on you. Other people are... irrelevant.
>Single-minded. What if I want to go out with friends and family? Are they irrelevant? Not to me.
PROTECTIVE: No bad fortune, villian, or evil conniving cheap slut will be allowed to have their ways with you for long.
>Dangerous. Her definition of evil and villain may vary. What you call cheap slut I call dearest friend.
HATRED: For other girls as pure as the darkness between the stars.
>BLOODY MURDERER, What about my other friends? What about my sister? What about my mom? What about the 7-11 cashier I gave tip to?
DETERMINED: She will never --- NEVER --- give up. Even if you end up hating her for it. She’ll never let you down, either.
>Too much. Determination, like anything else, is negative if excessive.
OBSESSIVE: There is pretty much no limit to how far she'll go just to get your attention. Once you go yandere, you can’t go back.
>Self explanatory.
BRUTAL: Why should she go easy on those who threaten to steal you away from her?
>Self explanatory.
PROACTIVE: Friends? Family? Better get rid of them before they start taking up precious time you could be spending with her.
>See HATRED
DETESTING: Everyone that isn't you.
>See above.

All in all, Yanderes are a danger to all. If you follow the advice of
>>2483345
>>2482981
>>2482269
>>2482246
>>2482204
And specially, >>2482209 you have a chance of survival. And, maybe, the possibility of living a somewhat normal life.

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How was it?

Can anyone translate it?

>> No.2483849

wat?

>> No.2483860

WTF, it would have been better if it wasn't for the goofy ass faces and the fact it seems like there's a page missing. What a shitty yandere doujin

>> No.2483864

>>2483784
Shit just got fucking real...

>> No.2483889

wtf...I don't get the ending. Was the dude a crazy motherfucker the whole time? Need translation...

>> No.2484213

>>2483784

Ohshi-

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