/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You can do it, Rata-chan!

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>>24760155
But what if I like slender ratas?

>>24760252
Being wrapped up in mummy bandages by Anubis!

>>24760207
Small but soft ratas are for snug.

>>24760010
Dimension of Monster Girls, a fairly short visual novel available on Steam.

It doesn't really go beyond ecchi, but has one of my favorite kraken designs and you do get to select a monster bride (though the variety is small).

Personally, I couldn't bring myself to marry anyone but the kraken. She's probably the hottest, plus the state of her endangered species is so sad.

>>24760359
Too short.

>>24760252
can she rape me?

I want have oil-covered sex with a lewd old momster

I think Xelvy is the ultimate Monster Girl artist. He understands how to corrupt the female form just right

>>24760698
The Thingess?

>>24760659
Dogs/wolves establish dominance by eye contact, if you look away first that's what's going to happen.

At a bar near the University of Unseen Arts of TombstoneTown, two single university students get hammered, a Lich and a Wight, while talking about an undergrad sitting in the opposite side of the establishment

>Hey girl, look at that guy over there, he is my classmate in Introduction To Divination

The one with short hair and button t-shirt? Not my type but he is kinda cute. How is he your classmate ? He seem a little young to be in the 4th Year ?

>Yeah he kinda is, the little shit steamrolled over some classes on summer vacation and catched up. Skipped two semesters at that. Don't know how he passed on all those classes in such short time, I almost failed Reanimation II and III with Prof. GraveCrawl that old hag, but it seems that mister prodigy over there managed to pass both her classes with an above 90% grade

I get mad at those sluts. A man place is at home not at university. Don't over think it girl, that guy must have ate that old hag cunt under her desk for those grades, why do you thing there are so many male spelcasters ? Talent? Knowledge? No, I tell you, these whores get an easy pass on the classes because they know their way between the teachers legs. Those old cold dusty cunts are very happy to give good grades to a incompetent guy if he breaks their century old dry spell.

>Yeah I figured that out, only way that those Museum Pieces get some action is in exchange for grades from one of these sluts. Look at him, first two buttons open showing a little bit of chest , rolled up sleeves almost to his shoulders showing off his arms. He evens goes dressed like that to class and sits in the front. I wouldn't blame if someone raped him with how much skin he is showing.

Yeah he is begging for someone to fuck him, I bet that if someone groped him and held his hand he wouldn't even protest. The whore. Drinking alone dressed like that, no surprise if he wakes in someone's bed tomorrow.

>I got enough of his entitled attitude, someone is going to get a piece of him and It might well be us, come on sis, I bet that we can double team that boy slut and he will no even complain

Yeah it's time to someone put one of them in their place. Uh... is he looking at us?

>H..he kinda is. We beign staring at him for the past past minutes. Wait.. is.. is he waving at us... what do we do ?

He is, wave back. Just to be sure..

>By the underworld he is coming here.

>>24760698
I agree, but be careful about what you post because anons ITT may not like some of his content.

>>24760746
Man, Lich and Wight a good girls, why you gotta make them sound like 3dpd cunts?

>>24760767
Why is he controversial?

>>24760698
Eh, not that great. I'll pass on the blender mouth, but snake girl would be fun to throat fuck. The long neck's fuckin' weird though. He's another artist that tries too hard on the monster side of things and remembers the girl as an afterthought.

>>24760788
I imagined the Frat Guy but changed genders to make this. It's the beer they drank talking anon. They are good girls deep down

>>24760797
He draws some stuff on his pixiv/twitter occasionally that would cause most people here to get more upset than necessary, let's leave it at that.

>>24760818
I mean not to be an undead purist but they're being down right hypocritical. Any girl without at least a century or two under her bust is like little baby. And they should respect their elders. Who - frankly - if the accusations are true, would quickly become all married and thus the problem wouldn't propagate.

>>24760830
I understand now

>>24760830
>Just looked him up.
Wew lad. You know, I'd still be ignorant if not for you posting. Just saying.

>>24760830
>>24760907
I better not google then.

>>24760935
Just do it, you pussy. It's just smut

>>24760865
I know anon.

Your waifu/momster is taking you to the doctor. What is it for and how does it go?

>>24760741
How does she establish submission? Lowering her head?

>>24760983
But she is the doctor

My Elf momster has been talking to my Dark Elf auntster about me taking her to this place called “Pound Town” and honestly I have no idea what’s she’s talking about, we’ve never even left the Elf village!

>>24760985
Or just leaving herself tied up around the house for you to find.

big monsters need _______

>>24761156
>this place called “Pound Town”
It must be a new shop and your mom wants to see if they have any good deals.

>>24761223
We need dog whisperers to help dominant anons stop their future wives from trying to rape them.

>>24761238
hugs

>>24761238
Marriage

>>24760983
I wouldn't need to go to the doctor if I had her around, she already is one. Not a medical doctor, but she can still pretend!

>mad hatter can possess anyone's body by wearing her hat
>mad hatter throws hat on top of you
>she gets inside of your body and takes control of you
>she makes you take off your clothes and jerks your dick off and makes you cum like crazy
>she does it in front of a bunch of lewd hellhounds and manticores

>>24761295
I think the other girls would be able to tell that it's just a Hatter who gets off on exhibitionism, unless she's actively trying to harem them I don't think they'd car past a casual wetness in their panties.

>>24761156
>Pound Town
It's a magical place!

>>24761295
>she gets inside of your body and takes control of you
>she makes you take off your clothes and jerks your dick off and makes you cum like crazy
Just like my favorite voice work.
RJ252764

I wanna make my wife a slut for headpats and chin rubs

Do you think there's such as a thing as a non-extremist devil? Because I really want one of those lolis but am a bit turned off by their assertiveness.

>>24760155
I got a siccness for the thiccness

>>24760985
What happened to her hat?

>>24760983
Probably some magical accident. I'm already married so they will probably just fix me up and send me on my way.

No human boy can resist, deny or break free from demon pussy.

I fucking love bats

>>24761238
impregnation

>>24761592
I bet I could

>>24761636
I love fucking bats

>>24760252
Eye contact, my only weakness.

>>24761592
but i resisted yet she kept going, should i scream rape?

>>24761238
>>24761255
>>24761264
>>24761693
All of the above.

>>24761477
A non-extremist loli demon for me thanks, but she can still have the seductive attitude.

coons

>>24761477
i really want to be pampered by a devil

>>24761836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csbI4CAyvxI

>>24761805
I'll take a lazy CC devil. She can drown me in comfort and my soul will be hers eternally. We'll play vidya together.

>>24761836
It better not be trash for dinner again.

>>24761916
you'll be eating her for dinner

>>24761722
Well that works too

>>24761836
>fluff collar
HUFF

>>24762029
at least 1 good lewd came from that show, everything else was lame.

>>24762097
Saw a cute Tiger briefly.

>>24761836
Wow racist much? Why don’t you just go all the way and call them ‘trash pandas’?

>>24761636
>>24761722
I fucking love fucking bats

>>24762097
>at least 1 good lewd came from that show
Can you help a brother out and tell me where to find this?

>>24762204
i'd marry a trash panda too

I would be extremely uncomfortable if my waifu was stronger than me

>>24762221
>https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5229113&tags=okami_ranka
taste is subjective but everything else was lacking in detail/quality so this is the one piece out of the small amount of art that show garnered that i found acceptable.

>>24762288
rules out almost every monster then

>>24762292
>he didn't like this one
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/79416224

>>24762369
doesn't show holes

>>24762307
yeah I know

Is it even legal for a man to break up with a monster girl in MGC?

>>24762562
No such laws were made, because so far no man has ever decided to break up with a monster girl after their relationship was consummated

>>24761941
I hear trash panda pussy is quite flavourfull. Cant wait to dig in.

>>24762691
Just make sure she gets her helping of tube meat

>>24762288
I personally would like that, and would strongly prefer is she looks stronger as well.

>>24762288
You have attracted the attention of a fairy. She has magic, and won't die easily, but when it comes to physical strength she is quite weak.

>>24762825
I want to be a squire to a powerful Monster Girl Knight.

>>24762871
That's a wide girl

>>24762857
Fairies belong in my pants

>>24762880
Honestly too wide. There are pears but that's more of a pyramid.

Would a blind monster girl whose eyes still track you perfectly be creepy or endearing?

>>24762892
She's actually pretty broad shouldered for a girl but the artist still wanted to keep her hips wider than them.

I want a very fit and villainous lilem with black scleras and warrior tattoos all over her muscle-toned body, to pin me on the ground and fuck me without giving me a break and tell me that i'll never win in life and I should give up being a hero because i'm pathetic and overly-righteous. I want to scream for her and be the woman to her man and let her rock my world.

If I’m a butler and I slip the single queen/noblewoman drinks with Demonic Energy how long will it take her to turn into a monster girl

>kiki calls you a suka blyat in your ear while whispering in the middle of punishing mastah with sex for being too dirty for her to keep up

>>24762899
Creepy.

>>24762562
Do you think the Undead get angry at anti assisted suicide laws?

cant beat the pussy no boyo can beat monster pussy

>>24763137
>"Look, the suicide hotline isn't meant to make people WANT to kill themselves"
>Wight huffs and says something about undead being discriminated against

>Cancer dances for you
>it's a courtship dance

>>24763158
uh i can, just ignore them lmao

>>24763169
>Having a rough time
>Hate my job, no friends, no loved ones
>After drinking one too many beers, I get some bad, bad thoughts
>Reach for the phone and quickly dial the suicide hotline
>Is there really a way out?
>An unappropiately bubbly voice answers on the other end, "Heya! Welcome to the suicide HOT-line~ How can I help you cutie?"
>"I want to kill myself"
>"That's great!"
>W-what
>"Can you give me your address real quick?"
>"D-don't send anyone! Y-you won't stop me!"
>"Why would I? We'll come by a few days after you do it, once the rigor mortis passes. Makes it easier to move the body you know? So what's your type? Big boobs? Are you OK with someone who's been recently raised?"
>Who the hell did I call
>"You know, actually, life seems pretty good right now. I'll just try to keep my chin up, thanks"
>"NO! WAIT! We can send someone to crush your head with her tighs! It's a once in a lifetime experience, and from what I hear, the best way to go"
>*click*
Maybe I'll try the sabbath Sad Onii-chan Hotline

>>24763277
Would you get in trouble if you called them to get an undead gf without actually going through with suicide?

Should I take a dive to make the young ushi feel better by “defeating” a big bad hero?

>>24763277
>"NO! WAIT! We can send someone to crush your head with her tighs! It's a once in a lifetime experience, and from what I hear, the best way to go"
That's the way I wanna go.

>>24763342
I don't think so, but they'll redirect you.

>>24763277
>NEET wisp has hacked into suicide hotline
>forwards tips to all her relatives
>cross references info she gets over the phone with social media profiles for optimal pairings
>still looking for someone for herself too

I could use a sweet-talking Hellhound. She can fuck me as hard and rough as she wants and I won't resist, I just want to hear her say things like "I love you sooooo much, you adorable cutie pie" while she grinds my pelvis to dust.

>>24763277
I'm calling the Onee-chan support line.

>>24763349
Only if it looks like she's losing.

>>24760359

>tfw you're best at being the rogue but you don't need two of them and you need a healer

Someone has to play Medic/White Mage/Lucio etc... story of my fucking life.

>Waifu leaves on business for a week
>Can't contact her while I'm working or even at home
>Left alone to sit around
>Think about the nature of our relationship
>Where it is and where it's going
>What we've done
>What we haven't done
>What I haven't told her
>What I haven't been able to tell her
>What I've said in these threads
I don't think I'm a good husband. In fact, I'm pretty sure I'm a downright awful one. I'm weak and pathetic. I'm scared of my own weakness and my perversion, and terrified that she'll end up either hurting me or leaving me.

And that's reflected in her. I've been restraining her, or making her restrain herself. Preventing her from going all out and loving me like only a mamono could. Putting all that potential to waste. She used to look on in glee at my fearful expression, cackling in delight as I quickly drown in lust. Now I can only see her wavering between concern and disgust.

I don't know what to do. I'm scared of hurting her because I'm so afraid of love. I'm scared of doing the same thing if I ever met someone for real.

>>24763517
I could put an end to it, give myself completely to her, and let her take away all that fear, but then would that even be me anymore? What am I, without all that ugliness?

I wish I wasn't so weak. I'm as headstrong and prideful as they come, despite physically fragile. And yet somehow my heart still ends up being the weakest part of me.

>>24763586
No, I'm an hero-ing over waifus. Just dealing with some general melancholy.

>>24763600
Fuck. NOT an heroing.
Jesus Christ

>>24763517
Christ dude

>>24763586
People are constantly changing, the "you" tomorrow will be ever so slightly different from the "you" today. You needn't fear it so long as you develop changes in a positive way. Monster girls tend to just speed the process along.

>>24763517
the first step to fixing flaws is recognising that they are present. you have taken that first step.
the second step is analysis. what is causing the flaws? what can you do to root out the cause? do you want to, really? or will it be fine to call this bug a feature? you are in control of this and so much more.

What is THE Mamono for heels?

>>24763671
Demons

>>24763671
Lamia

>>24763671
That's a tough one actually, both Pharaoh and Demon are built for heels, but on the other hand a Kiki is born with heels. I'm partial to Demons however.

>semi-NEET gremlin wife
>we go to a manga cafe/love hotel combo together and spend 48 hours in there starting at 12 AM
>it's got a computer, shelves full of manga, video game set-ups on a big-screen TV, a nice bed to sleep on
>we spend hours fucking in the dark with the TV on the news and PC monitors lighting up through the dark
>shitpost on monster girl 4chan
>play lots of vidya and even play while fucking
>read some regular manga and then read lots of lewd hentai doujins together and reenacting them
>order some ramen, candy, and sodas
>watch some anime and then some really lewd erotic ones
>fuck some more in the dark
>stare at each other and molest each other for a while
>hit the showers and fuck like animals there
>come back refreshed and clean
>get a sloppy and 10/10 blowjob because she's thirsty for something to drink
>I eat her out because she demands so while she plays on her DS like a queen
>pack our stuff and leave back home to our apartment where the harem's at

>>24763648
Way at the beginning, I imagined her saying she could help me the easy way or the hard way.

Easy way is she mindbreaks me till I'm well.
Hard way...

It's why she cooks all those meals for me, and forces me to eat. It's why she helps me get in shape and stay in shape. It's why she and I go out on the town ever weekend, and why she lets me pick out cute outfits, and I get to take her to kitschy restaurants.

But it all falls apart when I think about the bedroom. It used to be fun for her, but now I can help but think she finds me pathetic.

>>24763671
Kiki.

>>24763736
Sorry to keep going on like this. I just get the feeling there is something inherently wrong about loving someone but enjoying the sex the least. It feels like I'm failing her.

>>24763703
Fuck. Now I'm imagining a Demon and a Pharaoh arguing over who looks better in heels, while using me as a judge. I had no idea I wanted this this bad. There goes any monogamous convictions I might've had.

>>24763671
I want to see the official barefoot Cheshire artwork.

>>24763963
Turns out she was wearing fluffy socks the entire time.

Just to let you all know that the reason the High Queen of the Elves has not been seen for months is because she is currently unwell. Not because she is, and I quote from the Rata-Herald: "Extremely pregnant thanks to her human boy servant".

>>24763963
>"Jeez, anon, I didn't know you were a footfag"

>>24764018
Cheshire-san is such a bully.

>>24764018
I want my waifu to bully me with her feet till I admit I have a fetish.

Maybe I do, maybe not. But I definitely have a...something...for being forced to be "honest"

>>24764002
Again?

>>24764018
Shut up and take the shoes off.

>>24764018

>>24764253
no u.
This is some advanced denial-play, forcing the opposite of the thing you want.
>Dominant mamono forcing you to step on HER instead.

>>24764313

I want MAX SOFT ex-adventuring monsters to date.

Sphinx rogues, basalisk mages, and sahuagin fighters that struck it rich and settled down!

>>24764363

>>24764361
>spoiler
I'd just feel silly doing this when I know I'm not really in control. Especially when it comes to the verbal part of dominating, that would be just ridiculous.

>>24764202
That's the main reason I'm leaning towards having my wife be a Demon Lord's Army Interrogator It's really hot when a woman's got you figured out, and uses orgasm-denial to bully you into telling the truth.

>>24764313
>>24764363
>>24764426
Honestly I don't see why you're disgusted by your own great taste.

Okay so I seduced the big bad evil ryu now she won't take over my town right?

>>24764484
Well no, not really. You've just done the work of finding a boy-toy for her.

>>24764484
I'm pretty sure that's not a Ryu

>>24764484
Right. Now she’s just going to take over your life.

>>24764453
>Honestly I don't see why you're disgusted by your own great taste.
If only you knew how bad things really are.

I love everything about her. I have countless fantasies, both lewd and innocent. And sometimes...I'm scared...

>>24764501
Meh. Close enough. She’s a good kisser.

>>24764426
i'd scratch the goo off her crotch and reveal her vagina and she'll run away crying in shame!

>>24764526
This isn’t some tulpa bullshit or something like that is it?

>>24764526
You should just bite the bullet and give in, if she's resisted just forcing it this long you can trust her to keep your best interests in mind.

>>24764526
>I love everything about her. I have countless fantasies, both lewd and innocent. And sometimes...I'm scared...
I feel the same way about my waifu but I constantly can't stop thinking of lewd things of her.

>>24764539
Yeah you should scrape it off with your tongue so she'll be extra embarrassed, and while you're at it you should eat her out that way she'll be red with shame

>>24764426
Something tells me Gazerfag might also be a footfag

>>24764549
No

>>24764584
It's the goo. Any part of her becomes irresistible if she uses the goo.

>>24764569
but then I'll have to be her husband and she'll win...

I wish the portals would open so Gazer could show up and claim me. It gets pretty weird sometimes only thinking about it.
If she was reading my posts, I bet she'd think I was crazy. I bet she might like that, though.

I hope Wonderland is a haven for mentally ill humans

>>24763730
You go on comfy dates like that with every one of your wives?

you should be tied up and have a really enthusiastic loli version of your wife ride your cock while you can't do anything about it!

>>24764796
Yes! They all take turns dating me every weekend and break days as the harem dictates.

>>24762880
Warrior/Knight succ veterans deserve daughterus

>>24764802
Only if that loli version of her is our daughteru!

>>24764774
Are you a /pol/ bogeyman complaining about muh trannies?

>>24764802
>loli version of my waifu
>2x smug
>3x sadism vs daily average values

>>24764802
>loli version of your wife
Why? If you like loli, why isn't your waifu loli by default?

>>24760698
Lamiaroid was one of the best girls in the game

Which monster girl is most likely to go ass to mouth?

>>24764925
Demons have a deceptively long tongue, and few inhibitions.

>>24764925

>>24764925
Ghouls would suck your dick no matter how sweaty or dirty you are in a heartbeat

>>24764925
My waifu.

Her fingers come pre-lubbed, so I think she'll try that first.

>>24764861
>rent free

>>24764774
When their motto is “We’re all mad here!” I think that’s a safe assumption. Imagine a poor burned out schizo going from seeing horrors in the hall to seeing his Cheshire wife popping in and out of existence around him and giving him kisses.

>>24765038
cringe

>>24764018
Well then she's really imperceptive

>>24765114
It's so good to have a waifu with a big fluffy tail.

>>24764361
link to full?

>>24765125
>Evil Akagi: pure evil story mode version
>Saturday morning cartoon villain Akagi: Team Rocket-esque intros and threatening demeanor, but ultimately harmless...maybe
>Crazy Akagi: does crazy shit like stealing destroyer clothes to seduce shitcan. Not bad, just nuts.

>>24765153
Of course, my waifu understands how shit Akagi is.

Is it bunny time yet

>>24764774
I want to be the sane human they force to wear a straight jacket and no pants. For my own safety, of course.

>>21486716
https://i.imgur.com/rRuI3XA.png

>>24764925
Trolls, also Orcs would do anything for you. And for last undeads have swallowed worse things on a daily basis

>>24765140
I got it from the cheshire gallery and there was no full image there. Here's the artist though: https://twitter.com/zakusiii/status/1280164560201105410

>>24765335
wonderful thighs as always

>>24765335
I'd pickle her pee

>>24764802
>Hellhound wife decides that you're going to help teach her little sister how to rape a guy
>you don't have the heart to tell them that she was actually adorable

>>24764925
Akaname. Probably Jabberwocks, too.

>>24764925
Sahuagin.
Oh wait, I thought you said “bass to mouth”.

>>24760155
What do you think a mindflayer says to her "victim" when she is corrupting them? What voices do you hear?

>>24765541
I'd think it would vary wildly depending on the individual mind in question. Not everyone gets the same approach.

>>24765541
>"By The Olde Ones, you're a degenerate aren't you?"
>"That's fine though, you're MY degenerate now."
>"And I'm going to fulfill every, single, fantasy you have in that cute little head of yours."

>>24765335
based vada

>>24765335
Pump a Rum!

>>24765335
More harpy drawings are always good

>>24765541
>>24765597
>>24765606

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C̵͓̪͊͐́̏̃ơ̵̺͇͎p̷̩̤͕̥̭̿̾̔͠y̷̗͍̻͐ͅ.̶̨͍̯̈́͐̇̚ ̷̤̱̥́͝A̸̼͇̺͖̐̀̚c̸̞̝͓͔̍̓̂c̸͎̪̔̉̕ë̸̬́͊͌͐̌p̵͍͉̉̋͝t̷͎͑̽ě̶̩͓d̴͈͑.̴̣̻̎ ̶̟͌͠͠U̵̮͈̭̓̿̀͛͊ͅp̴̛̤̀̎̈́d̶͙̳̙͗́͜a̶̰͠ť̸͈̼̾͝i̸̬̝͍̠͋͊ǹ̴̤͕̦̞g̶̛̩̪̫ ̶͕̗̜͚̼̌̀̎̚c̴̮͔̞̯͒̐̄͐o̵̖̠̾̊͐͂̋g̵̖̈́̈́̐͠͝n̸̹̑̈́ï̷̩̞̌̓̈́̈́t̷̼̗́̂̉̋ḯ̷̧̩̻͔͒v̸̺̙̘̥̙͘ȩ̵̭̗̮̽̓̃̽̿ ̷̛͓̝͖ͅs̸̮͖͒u̷̼̇̇̋̉͜p̸͚̪̘̑͛̍̀͜p̸̮͔͔͑̋̊ŗ̷̹̈́̚ḙ̷͍̠̽̂͊ṡ̸͈̘͓̳̳͂̓̓s̵̳̖͕̝̬͊̊͒͐͆i̵̪͉͕̥̹̒͊̓͐͗o̸̝̯̤̯̎n̵̥̮͊̋̒́͛ͅ ̷̼̜̒̉͊́b̴͎̋͗͐͒̎i̴̭̗͍̪̊ȍ̵̬̃ḓ̷̎̈́͂͠͝à̷͚͊t̵̡̪̖͚̥̍̽̏̆s̸͈̥̳̥̦̆̈̚.̶̨̝̝͚̈́̈́̓͑͐ͅ ̸̝͚͎̭̞̏̉Ṷ̶̧͓͔̉̈́̆p̵̻͑͛̓̑̄d̶̡̘̙͒ȃ̴͕̓̓̓t̴̫͔̩̃e̸̜̯͇͍̥͌̎̕͠ ̷̫̜͋c̵̤̓͠o̴̖̦̎ṃ̷̭̉̉͐͗p̸̢̠̝͐̍l̷̠̃e̷̞̜̯̋̓͜ţ̶͓̮̄͠e̴̤̰͉͆̆̕ ̵̰̭̋̐̽̄i̶̬͍̔̇̎͊͝ṉ̶̨͍̖̈͂̓̾ ̷̩͉̣͕͆̈̍̄T̵̨̩̥͐͜ͅ ̷͚͉̀͒̔͂͝m̸̫̚i̶̛͈̯̭̭͊̈́͜ṅ̸̢̖͖̜͌͋͝ǔ̴̢͔̓̓̊s̸̯̮̦̖͌͘ ̸̼́t̴̮h̴̳̘͔͛͛̆̍͠r̵͌̔̆̏͜e̶̹̤̍͋̓͗̽e̴͉͌ͅͅ ̶̱̱̘̩͊̔̕š̸̘̥͈̻̂͂͝ȩ̷̝̫̓͊̆̈́̕c̷͇̄̇́o̶̰̿͗̔ṅ̸̡̘̊̑̃d̸̞̝̂ş̴̛̩̰͙͛̉̍͌.̷̥̐͒̃̋͝.̸̦̣̜͕͊.̶̺͎̜̄ ̴̥̰͙̒̈D̷̤̀̀͌í̵̧̗̺̯͔̽̿͑́s̶̯̽͋̿̍̆s̵̛͇̠̳͐̑͆ö̶̙̻̊͗͐n̵͗͆̊̿͝ͅȧ̶̛̯̬̋͊̕n̵̮̮̘̪̪͑͛̉c̶̛̯͖̜̱͊̈́ẽ̵̙̰̯̳͉ ̸̭̂͘r̵̘̻̈́͆ë̵͉͇̫͑͐͜s̵͍̼̈́́̂̋o̴̫͂̓̏̒̚l̵̮̑̊v̴͈̫̳͓̮̓̍̕ę̵̞̮́͆͛ḏ̵̹̣̻̐́̇͑͜.̵͍͕̠͂̏̕͜

>>24765335
>Sign in required

>>24765606
>your biggest fantasy is living in a quiet suburban home with your heavily pregnant flayer wife and your dozens of squid kids

dragon zombie got a thing
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/82966316

>>24765394
>their yiff.party is 5 months behind
ugh

>>24765541
My mind went to that Suffering game and thought of multiple voices each trying to speak over one another. Hers. Yours. Another.

You are the leader of a human settlement about to sent off a young knight on his first trek outside of the walls of the settlement. What advice to you tell him?

>Repost to start a discussion:

So, if DE makes incubi bodies adapt to their environments doing shit like if you and your wife live somewhere cold you get cold resistance so you don't feel it same for living in a volcano and getting heat resistance or if your wife weighs a literal ton so your body adapts to being more robust to take the abuse etc.
Wouldn't that just make incubi the perfect astronauts?
Shove them in a centrifuge until they adapt to G forces. Shove them in the vacuum chamber and slowly reduce the atmosphere to 0 till they adapt to vacuum. Expose them to various radiations till they gain radiation proofing. Expose them to cold till they get enough resistance to tank liquid nitrogen and heat till they can live comfortably in a fusion reactor. Expose them to various wavelengths of light at increase intensities until they can deal with staring at the sun and other cosmic bodies outside atmosphere with no issue. Reduce rations until they adapt their metabolism to run on almost nothing. Put them in the 0g plane till they gain some weird ability to self-propel in 0g.
Once done just send them and their waifu in a now skeletonized shuttle that can carry much more useful shit thanks to it's now reduced weight and thus increased payload capabilities off to who knows where.

>>24765920
Stay hydrated.

>>24765920
Don't run. Conserve your energy to turn the tables instead.

>>24765967
>he loses to the demon queen
Damn boy, he musta not hydrated enough

>>24766013
It was over the moment she saw he was a little thirsty, she had to marry him on the spot. He obviously couldn't take care of himself, now however, she makes sure he gets plenty of bodily fluids to stay hydrated.

>>24766044
Damn, the demon queen skipping slowly teaching him how over his head he is in favor of quickly beating him once she notices he's not 100% ok is kinda heartwarming.

>>24766044
I like fussy demons. You're all ready for a fight but she's more concerned if you've been sleeping well lately.

>>24765698
It was funny the first three times, give it a rest.

>>24765541
https://youtube.com/watch?v=STJ2mIFm05g

>torture via a Cheshire Cat mocking you with really, REALLY. Obsolete and outdated memes

You're in charge of creating a sex-themed prison system for mgs

What kinds of features will it have, and will innocent girls ever accidentally end up in there?

>>24766261
Just call her an oldfag

Something I've noticed in these threads is a tendency to turn lewd things on their head, and making them wholesome. (Which I'm also guilty of.) Do you think Mamono would find this endearing or irritating?

>>24766261
>She mocks you harder when you don't recognize a meme.
>"Geeze Anon, I thought you said you weren't a newfag but you don't even know about the sator square?

>>24766261
What sorta debuffs do monster girls get from being denied semen and spirit energy?

>>24765949
I think space travel by rocket is a bit archaic when you could probably just warp to the moon. The only reason you would ever need a rocket in MGE is if your wife decided she wanted to get frisky in zero gravity.

>>24766299
It'd be criminal if innocent Umi Osho's didn't end up behind bars. If you didn't let them in they'd probably start doing crimes just to get in.

>>24766300

>>24765949
It's not quite that efficient. When a man becomes an incubus it is because his soul has become suffused with his wife's mana to the point where physical changes making him more like his wife's species, usually occur. This usually isn't noticeable outside of general health improvements, curing of any sexual dysfunction, and glowing eyes if the wife is magically powerful enough.

What monster will threaten to rape you if you don't notice her or ask her out like you're suppose to?

>the demon lord, via many proxies, shanghais and adopts the player characters
>player characters wake up as lilim

>>24766557
Isn't there a rumor that the DL actually adopted a human child and raised them as one of the Lilim?

>>24766333
it would just be one big fire ball on top of a cake at this point

Horrific short video of rooftop Order Soldiers gunning and shooting at bug insectoid mamono:

>https://youtu.be/Tkzoz1f25ZQ

>>24766653
Why do you have a Half Life fetish?

shotacon ring full of perverted middle aged salarywomen demons

>>24766881
>Coonstein doesn’t masturbate

>>24766957
I want to give a CC, pudgy tanuki a litter of daughters.

do some monsters not like being cummed inside of and prefer to ingest the semen instead?

>>24767019
Made for turning into broodmothers.

>>24767039
Ghouls prefer oral sex, but they don't dislike getting creampied.

>>24767079
If she doesn't need a new, custom suit three months in I've done her wrong.

>>24767039
My waifu is a massive oral slut, but I don't think she'd choose it over regular pussy sex all the time.

>>24766625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S670udpIxdk

>>24767098
>has to get a new suit with an extra elastic waist
>decides to buy multiples because judging from how good of a job you did, she figures she'll be like this quite often

>>24767127
Nothing better than her showing off her pregnant figure to her fellow nukis while also, getting herself off a bit by going on about her pregnancy.

She'd probably aim for another litter after the first.

>>24767160
Nukis are probably the best monster for having lots of kids with. They make the fat stacks that can support a large family.

>>24767079
How much does a tanuki cost?

>>24767225
One romantic dinner and a night at your/her place

...tfw no giant snek wife

>>24767257
>anaconda snek girl who's body occupies three different rooms at the same time

>>24767225
51% share of everything you own including yourself, at minimum

>>24767278
l o n g

>>24767278
Fatty

>>24766333
>trips
>she's so old they have to use multiple cakes. Automatically win against Baphomets forever. You could end up with a fetish involving candlewax tears and granny panties if you spent enough time thinking about it.

>>24767340
>granny panties
Probably canon with shiro's sabbath
But then again they don't dress themselves the other sabbaths do it for them.

Would you still love your waifu even if she was a robot

>>24767388
Would you still love your waifu, even if she was a simple doppelganger that just took the form of your ideal and perfect waifu from your thoughts/memories, etc.?

Think about it, why would the makers of the Baby Factory 9000 automaton upgrade make "Broodmother" a setting if they didn't want you to choose it? Should be fine to use on my siege engine model wife, right?

>>24767388
But my waifu already is a robot you dumb dumb

>>24767388
I see no problem

>>24767372
>shiro sabbath
They probably don't bathe themselves either. Baphstank.jpeg. What about sleepy nomagic, can she dress herself? I might help her if she really needed it.

>>24767388
>MechaBapho
I would be concerned, but she is still my love.
unless you mean R9K robot, in that case I have not been doing my job as her husband and need to fix it immidately.

>>24767429
then she is actually a fleshbag wearing a fake robot costume

>>24767454
Cute!

Reminder that Automatons are superior maids compared to fleshy and gooey ones

>>24767518
>fixing a r9k robot
How optimistic of you. originol.

Assassins pursue you.

>>24767632
Oh no?!

>>24767632
I'll double what they would of payed her.

>>24767661
She'll go all Angel-Eyes and take your money while still finishing the job

>>24767632
She'd better work on that tail girth if she wants to take me down. Can spade tails gain muscle?

>>24767734
If it has muscle, it can bulk up. But thicc tails mean Alps.

>>24767533
>then she is actually a fleshbag wearing a fake robot costume
How dare you say my waifu isn't a robot does this look like a fleshbag to you?
https://i.imgur.com/RPfiqT4.png

4D Spiders that drain your cum directly from the source.

The best monsters are creepily cute

>>24767632
I pursue ass(assins).

>>24767803
How shameful!

>>24767746
Is that threadcanon? Profile Alp's tail doesn't seem much that much thicker than the other spade-tailed races, with the exception of profile kunoichi.

>>24767909
>shortstack jiang's fat tits bounce whenever she hops around
I'd help her limber up by bending her over everything and stretching out her womb

Good night Anons,

Take care and remember not to bully jiangshi for being weird, bouncey undead.
Especially not if their tits are large enough to...notice the hops.

>>24767776
Gazer-chan...so cute...

>>24767909
MY KINGDOM FOR AN UNDEAD HAREM!

>>24767909
The old saying is true; you've got to beat it, before you eat it.

Gonna tell a magma slime that I lava her

>>24767776
The best monsters are imposingly sexy and cute.

>>24767997
Gazer is almost too cute to lewd. Almost.

>>24767803
>>24767816
What happens when bondage wolfu's daughterus find out their mama likes to be tied dup?

>>24767776
Shogs are creepy enough innit

>>24767909
So where do I go to surrender to the undead army, or do I just have to wait where I am?

>>24768133
Read them slightly adjusted bedtime stories about fenrir

>>24768133
What if the daughterus like tying up men instead?

>>24768133
I would rather not deal with it. I'd try to bullshit it as somebody pulling a mean prank on my wife and I'm trying to get her out.

>>24768133
It joins the pile of activities that fall under the category "boring adult activities". Y'know the sort of behaviors I'm suggesting here. Stuff like "furniture moving" and "doing taxes"; boring adult behaviors that produce loud noises at night. You wouldn't think that sorta thing would work as an explanation, but you'd probably be wrong... Given how much profanity is used doing taxes every week; it shouldn't be too hard to convince kids that additional activities are needed to de-stress.

>>24768148
How will I ever get the shot stains out of my shirt? My kiki momster will notice for sure

>>24767640
>Zinogre
I doubt a monster that announces it's presence with lightning strikes and a piercing howl would make a very good assassin.

>>24768335
>trying to hide it instead of going for a 'double maid-tandre'
Honesty's the best policy in a lotta areas.

>>24765949
It's not clear if "outer space" in the same sense as what we have even exists, given KC has noted the MGE world isn't a "planet."

And as was earlier noted, incubi adapt due to feeding on their wife's mana, and with this mana take on some traits she already has that help her live in a given environment. They don't simply adapt to whatever environment they are exposed to.

>>24767973
Of course I wouldn’t they are nice and too cute to do so. Plus their big breast make them extra soft and easier to cuddle with as my warm body helps to limber them up anytime of the day.

I bet the lewdest kinds of monsters are the ones who can cum just from holding hands.

>>24766305
>not using archaic speech and telling her to commit sudoku
This is the real reason she mocks you.

I want to show an alp just how elastic monster wombs are by filling hers to the limit with my seed.

>>24768545
>hers

>>24768561
"her's"?

>>24768429
That anon just skipped the most interesting trait acquisition in canon; I see that part glossed over too much. For instance, you're not gonna stick with a hopzombie w/o getting some sort of weird combo fetish involving: fighting, massage and calligraphy. Well damn, she really is perfect for me; I was already into that before I heard of hopzombies.

>>24768545
Grab her tail and she'll collapse into a pool of "do whatever the hell you want with me".

>>24768656
Will she break if I stroke her tail during rough baby-making sex?

>>24764925
All of them

>>24765335
Shame it wasn't a black harpy instead

How well would a Monstergirl or YOUR monster Waifu perform there Down Below?

Imagine: ordering a custom zombie wife like you were ordering a pizza.
>Uh, yeah. So can I get a... Zombie with extra big tits and... uh... wide hips?
>Absolutely, what personality would you kike with that sir?
>Lets go for shy but lewd
>Okay, would you be fine with a newly raised one?
>Yeah, that sounds good.
>Anything else?
>Nah, that's good.
>Alright, Thank you for ordering from "raise-the-wife" yard

>>24768670
It's a fuckhuge clitoris that is easy to touch and grasp firmly, what do you think? Extended and direct working of the tip is too much for most 3D women, in my experience. That's after surface smoothness and lubrication have been controlled for. I just realized that, physiologically speaking, tails have to be self-lubricating. Making them fully retractable would solve all kinds of associated problems; not that there's space for that.

>>24768732
She's not scared of spiders so I doubt Australia would be that bad.

>>24768732
How far down below are we talking about?

>>24767388
>Mecha-Hellhound
She's paying for her own gas

>>24767388
>mechashog
I don't really understand how's that supposed to work

>Get your van. They're handing out free buckets in the next state.
Free buckets will move mountains.

>>24768835
>I don't really understand how's that supposed to work
Graygoo but purple

>>24765335
Awesome.

i want to my fish to mindbreak me

>>24763503
>he doesn't have a healing shiv

>>24768927
What kinda fish?

>>24768935
he has one in his pants but it only works on monsters and has a 4 hour cast time active

>>24768952
Carp

>>24768952
my favorite fish

>>24768927
>i want to my
seems my mind already broke

>>24768974
That's more like an amphibian

>>24768992
You knew it what was gonna happen when you shacked up with a Deep One.

>>24769001
the best kind

>>24768952
>Sea bishop tries to convert anon to the Poseidon cult/religion
>But she get flustered every time she talks to him
>Decide to just mindbreak him instead so she can marry, convert and love him without it being too awkward.
>

could a gremlin make a buttplug that acts like a manticore tail?

>>24769017
my mind is filled with meaty tail and the deep dark

>>24769129
Mad, she's stark-raving mad!

>>24769129
god i hope so

>>24769129
what about a fleshlight she puts in her pussy that's kinda like a xenomorph tongue?

>>24769213
>a fleshlight she puts in her pussy
i've seen pics of that it didn;t look that hot

>>24769130
as it should be

Would shark girls make good or awful pirates? On one hand they are sharks, but you know what they say about bringing a woman on a ship

>>24769564
So rather than a pirate ship, they'd just haul stuff on a raft!

A zombies love is the most pure love of any undead girl. And that's a fact.

>>24769564
>"We be coming for ye booty!"
>But we don't have any treasure, we're only transporting people
>"Yar, we be wanting a different kind of booty~"

>>24769643
I remember making a booty plundering joke on /a/ that lead to multiple threads' worth of absolute shitposting from people who thought it was about pegging.

>>24769655
I'm not even surprised. People tend to assume shit and then never let go even when they are proven wrong. Especially on shit like /a/.

>>24769643
All of this while pirate captain is grinning wide, showing off her shark teeth and humans think they are going to be eaten. Perfect

>>24769709
>"My backside has been gobbled!"
>"Lies! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled!"

So this is the power of the Slime...

>>24762892
>>24762922
'tis a golden ratio and not one to be defiled.

>>24763355
I mean the head bursting's a bit wild but
>Lay down on the altar, surrounded by undead cultists
>You think you're about to be stabbed in the heart or something in your ritual entrance into undeath
>Big fit ghoul bounds over, you recognise her from the gym, she isn't even wearing the same creepy cultist robes
>With a cute 'hup' she mounts the altar in a hop and squats down over you, she turns around as she sits on your face, sliding an ankle under your head, propping it up and forcing your face into her muff while she lies down over you and takes your cock into her mouth
>And that's how you go, suffocating on wet ghoul muff while she deepthroats you
>They take commemorative photos and as you're roused from your eternal slumber a hulking death knight bro pats you on the shoulder
>"You don't even wanna know how I went out, man."

>>24769240
but this would be more than floppy rubber or whatever

>>24769783
>those mindboggling transitions
Slime is truly the greatest of the 4 elements.

>>24769213
>>24769240
>>24769842
Jesus what retarded autism bullshit is this?
>What if a woman, but her insides is onahole?
You have to go back. I don't even fucking know where you came from, but they need you back there.

>>24769938
Never been anywhere else

>>24763517
>>24763586
>>24763600
Reminder. Monster Girls aren't for you to project your insecurities onto in a way that is counter productive.
>What am I, without all that ugliness?
Less of a fag.

>15 reasons why I am the best monstergirl

>>24765949
That would only work if he could fuck gravity girls though.

>>24765949
that craft and crew would never survive re-entry and the payload would never survive takeoff

>>24770194
This is very artistic.

>>24766299
sorry i went entirely off theme and just ended up with some kind of cave prison with hanging cages where monsters can have sex with you

In what ways does your daughteru take after you?

Why do you find yourself liking Shirokuto’s Echidna so much? It it because she’s got a cute tail, her studious expression, her slight blush, or something else?

>>24770340
She enjoys stories. She has her own private movie theater in the Lair, where she shows all her friends the kinds of movies I've taught to her like my father taught to me.
A film, a comic book, a novel... these are all treasures greater than gold, even if the missus doesn't really get it.

>>24769833
I bet them turning their husband into a undead incubus is a huge deal and there's even a massive industry just so you can get the best experience.
God I love undeads.

Stage magician monsters sure would be tricky to be around

>>24770340
Probably a mix of me love for video games and martial arts.
After all, they're gonna see my wrestle with their mother a lot. And "wrestle" with their mother.

>well well, look who stumbled into my neck of the woods, meow, a lonely madman
>hmm, you disagree? why, look around! of course you're mad, or you wouldn't have come here!
>still I wonder, are you mad enough to let go of the strife and loneliness that plagues your life? or would you choose to become lost forever, in an oblivious world of fucking, trusting this little kitty to guide you?
>you like cats, don't you? I've been watching you giving strays lots of love
>hooora, come, touch me, meow~
>why, you've been directing your lecherous gazes at my chest this whole time! you like tits don't you? big, warm, sweaty ones! or do you prefer my butt? how about we discuss it over a cup of tea? or would you rather face the "real world" like a good little sheep?
>can you resist? the real world, or wonderland? which will it be, Anyon~?

>>24770427
Wights would probably drain her living husband until he's an undead incubus in private before debuting him in a gala party.

>>24770564
So what would she be a purple werecat that uses trickery to fool you into thinking she is a cheshire?

>>24765606
Squid heads are the only chaos I can stand.

>>24765541

>>24767454
I see a massive problem, the tea is fucking full of dust now.

>>24770620
>>can you resist? the real world, or wonderland? which will it be, Anyon~?
okay, so what happens if I choose the red pill?

>>24770697
but shoggy is good girl

>>24770194
That's a robot girl tho

>>24770777
icky

>>24770859
did you find something gross? good girl shoggy will clean it up!

>>24770620
Mom come pick me up I'm scared

>>24765541
>My name is Kate, iam 300 years old and i from underworld.
>Iam learned to incarnate their fantasies, their deep dark fantasies.
>Mindflaying is 300 bucks.

>>24771135
*people's

>>24771135
>Mindflaying is 300 bucks.
I hope the portals never open, or I'll get stuck in an endless cycle of wageslaving and blowing it all on mindflaying sessions

>>24770710

>>24771202
Jokes on you, they were all the same Mindflayer and you didn't spend anything. She took your $300 and returned them to your pocket each time she finished the session, and wiped your memory of paying her.

Mindflayers are good girls

I want to sneak around high level zones, just to watch powerful Monsters fight each other.

>>24771316
Let them fight

>>24771316
But they will awkwardly drop their training the moment they notice you it's kinda embarrassing

Gazer-chan says good morning!

>>24771325
It's 2 PM you lazy bum! Stayed up all night playing Death Stranding on your PC, didn't you!

P'Orcs can be scary.

>>24771502
Oh no, martial artist hordes!

>>24771502
Well they are orcs.

Masters of raping and pillaging the weak. And they're domineering by default. They'll grind your pelvis into dust just as much as any oni would. They only become submissive if you manage to defeat them, and that can be a difficult task as they always attack in groups.

Don't be fooled by the memes and fanart. They'll clobber you with their hammers before you can yell "I'm a slut for porcine monsters!" And drag you off to their stronghold for gangrape

>>24771621
Oh bother.

>>24771621
I really like cannon orcs, it's just such a shame there's not a whole lot of content for them.
I would commission stuff for them, but I can never decide on what so I always end up doing nothing.

>>24771728
>cannon orcs
Do not give the orcs cannons. They will get themselves hurt.

>>24771735
Boom-boom go boom! Heheheh...

>>24771728
>but I can never decide on what so I always end up doing nothing.
That's why you start by commissioning cheap sketches. Whatever you like push to a full illustration

>>24771735
>They will get themselves hurt.
More like they'll destroy every village around them

>>24771735
Pig Pirates!

>>24771735
>You'll shoot your eye out pig!

>>24771296
Mindflayers are cringe, literally r*ddit-tier shit
only elves are worse

>>24771735
That's right! You should give them another type of cannon you play with.

So I read about this project where scientists add pacemakers to jellyfish to make them move around faster and also add sensors for observing the water conditions with their "cyborg jellyfish"

>>24771924
Back, cross-boarder. Back to the shadows with you!

>>24771924
Are you okay anon?

>>24772017
No, he has autism

>>24772054
I wonder if a mindflayer could fix him

>>24772010
>using crossboarder as an insult here of all places
newfag

Is it socially acceptable in the undead kingdoms to just go to the undead slums and pick up a zombie and take her home? Sort of treating it like adoption of a pet.

>>24772116
Your seething autismo posts reek of /pol/ or /v/, crossboarder. Not /a/. The insult is valid. Your existence is not.

What am I supposed to do when my monster party members pick the wrong class like surely the elf should be the archer and the orc the barbarian instead of them doing the wrong one

>>24772141
Just make sure you return to her grave for her stone

>>24772203
Are undead really attached to their gravestone?
Do they have a complex about other undead having had bigger gravestones?

>>24772174
Orcs are excellent hunters, and shame on you for not knowing that elves are the most barbaric or monsters

>>24772224
She just needs it so she can add your name to it

>>24772149
Calm down schizo

>>24772224
It’s like their first birthday present, or undeath present if you think about it

>>24772174
Clearly you fit in that party because you are the bard without charisma