/jp/ - Otaku Culture

....;_;

I'll check your face out if you don't watch yourself.

That's why I'm writing up my own waifu.

You already tried this act on me, sweetheart.

ITT we are moe 2D characters?

It's your job and you'll keep doing it until I say so.

>>2477423

Are you mad that I did the other girls' routes? Look, babycakes, muffin, cherry pie, that was just for the sake of completion! I didn't even want their h-scenes! Skipped right through 'em. I promise I was thinking of you the whole time.

>>2477440
ITT: Anonymous gets the brush off from 2D game characters.
Delicious irony; you must have some.

>>2477464
That isn't ironic at all. It's just unfortunate.

"Oh ... everything's white."
"Are you awake, Kumiko?"
"Yes ... who are you? Am I ... dead?"
"Not yet. But you are dying. I'm sorry."

She was missing her right leg. The feeling was going in her left one. But it didn't seem to bother her. The man that held her remaining hand had a gentle, reassuring grip. Around them was nothing, unending white.

"Ah! Are you God?"
"No, I'm a bit more like ... Death."
"... oh. Where am I? How did I get here?"
"This was your bedroom, actually."
"Eh? There's nothing. Where are all my things? Where are all the walls?"
"They crumbled away, and then they disappeared. Just like you are now."
"Mama? Papa? Hana-nee?"
"They disappeared too."
"Onii ... chan ..?"
"..."
"He can't be gone! He can't be!"
"I'm really very sorry."
"No ..."
"..."
"No ... go away, this is just a bad dream, just a bad dream, just a -"
"Do you know .... you're right. This is a dream. It's a kind of dream."
"Heh?"
"But you're not the one who is dreaming. This is someone else's dream."

>>2477464
>irony

I punch my monitor every time I see someone misuse that word. And now that I have finally made the jump to two LCD monitors, that shit is expensive. Stop it.

>>2477540
>That isn't ironic at all. It's just typical for anon.

eye ficksed ur proast

>>2477547
Kumiko blinked continuously and waited patiently for clarity. She could no longer feel the man's touch, not because he had let go, but because her arm had receded past his grip. Her arms and legs were just little stumps now, and still fading.

It never got easier for the man to tell people the truth about their world, about themselves. Especially these types. Humans liked coming up with constructs that could produce the most heartrending reactions. Finally he spoke.

"Do you know what happens to ideas that have been forgotten? They disappear. They die."
"Death-san?"
He wished she wouldn't call him that.

"Most ideas don't live for more than a second. Not so long ago, before writing, recording ideas was a verbal tradition, songs and verse. Everyone here, all the myths and legends, would be shifting and changing their shape with every telling. But now everyone records everything in pristine reproducible digital and gives it to everyone. Hardly anything gets forgotten, and some ideas last a very long time."

Kumiko wondered where he was going with this. Not noticing her arms and legs were completely gone. The fading continued. Where her torso stopped and where the endless white began became indistinct, but the white was winning.

"You lasted about five years. Pretty good run, actually. Well done!"
"I'm ... an idea?"
"For a short spell in the early 1990s, Amano Tetsuya wrote over thirty dating simulation games for the personal computer. You are Sakaki Kumiko, a character in Love Rhombus, one of his earlier works."
"I don't understand ..."
"You were designed to be the devoted little sister of the player character. You would cook for him, clean up after him, and be envious of the girl that eventually stole his heart. Being a good Christian sort, Amano did not let your elder brother's relationship with you go beyond the occasional romantic undercurrent."

>>2477552
You toast my fish sticks?

What are you a gay fish!?

>>2477550
>>2477464

>I punch my monitor every time I see someone misuse that word

Alanis Morissette started it all in the previous decades with her damnable song, and now every halfwit thinks that they know how to apply the word to situations that don't even fall under the label of ironic.

By now, when someone misuses the word all I can see is >DURR HURR HURR IRONY LOL I TROL U.

>>2477558

>>2477550

Merriam-Webster:
the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning b: a usually humorous or sardonic literary style or form characterized by irony c: an ironic expression or utterance

It was used in context. Suck on my nut sack, bitch.

>>2477568

>doesn't understand the dictionary's reference

>>2477568
>It was used in context

No. It wasn't.

>>2477568
LOL

>>2477583
NO U

Sonny, let me tell you a story...

Back before you were born, before Alanis whatshershittysingernooneeverlistenstoface was a twinkle in her mothers eye, the schools in this country were actually worth a shit.
That's when gramps here went to school.
Now then either you bust out some some proper context as an example or you shut your whore mouth on up.

>>2477598

>>2477598

>Now then either you bust out some some proper context

Fuck no, I'm not educating your dumbass for free.

Who do I look like? That big-breasted whore teacher Keine?

Cool story, though.

>>2477598
A heart surgeon having a heart attack.

>>2477601
Then you, sir, are nothing but a worthless troll.

Back to /b/ with you.

This is why I worry about the quality of the education system.

>>2477598
>the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning

>Anonymous gets the brush off from 2D game characters. Delicious irony.

Explain yourself.

>>2477605

>>2477605

>>2477614
as if anyone cares what a namefag has to say LOL

>>2477611
>consisting of, containing, or resembling iron.

>>2477619
Nice comeback, bro. You win this one.

>>2477619

I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you! Namefags seem to make quite a few people's bottoms ache quite badly.

>>2477627
you make my bottom ache Arc, and I like it

>>2477627
More like namefags are only here to inflate their egos for being e-famous.
Yeah bro you're "somebody" on the Internets.
By your comment you might even think you're important.

Thanks you just brightened my day. LOL

I'd normally agree, but I'm pretty sure the tier list goes something like

normal anonymous > namefag > someone that says 'LOL'.

>>2477646

>>2477611
I'm guessing it's ironic because of 2d waifu acting 3d pig disgusting. Though sardonic would probably be better choice of a word here.

You fags are retarded, he used irony correctly.

The 2D waifu that he cherishes because she doesn't act like a 3D whore turns out to be a 3D whore in the end. That's irony, dumbasses.

>>2477675
Thank you, anon, for you civility. Your point and criticism are well taken.

ITS LIKE RAYYYEAAIIINN ON YA WEDDING DAY

>>2477683
But she's not a 3D whore. She's a 2D whore.

>>2477685
>>2477683
>>2477675

>ITT: Anon failed ENG101

You guys.

It's ironic because Anonymous is always going 3D IS PIG DISGUSTING and then gets shrugged off by a 2D.

Alternatively, it's ironic because a 2D is treating Anonymous in the same manner as 3D does, even though Anonymous flocked to 2D to escape said behaviors of 3D.

If that isn't ironic I don't know what is.

>>2477715
Proper

>>2477656

You gotta rename that file.

>>2477423
You're not my waifu. I can tell because my waifu can't write in english.

I can't believe we had to derail a whole thread just to explain its joke.

>>2477729

Don't blame Anon for being retarded. He was dropped on his head a few times when he was a baby.

>>2477712
It's easy to say everyone's wrong and never provide examples of the right way isn't it.

Makes you come across as the kind of self-righteous elitist pig that that only a namefag can be.

Keep up the good work furthering everyone's perception of namefags.

you're aware he uses a tripcode right? doesn't that make him a tripfag?

>>2477742

Don't bother, he's too dense.

>>2477731
And apparently I fucked your mother too many times. If I didn't, you wouldn't have been born.

lol burn

>>2477742
isn't that like saying jail house gay isn't really gay?

>>2477742

I didn't want to say anything because that Arc and Anonymous would interpret it like I was taking his side and he's being enough of a faggot right now as it is.

>>2477748
well its about survival in prison. If I let a dude fuck me up the ass for protection against the bigger meaner inmates, I wouldn't need to fuck dudes once I left prison.

>>2477745

>mother
>burn


UnderageBan?

>>2477754

That makes you slightly more gay than the guy who chose getting shanked over being Bubba's bitch. Vastly more alive, but certainly gayer. They're your priorities.

>>2477754
You're missing the point: either way taking it in the ass is still gay, as are name/trip fags.
To wit our dear retarded brother Arc.
About as dense as a cubic meter of lead that boy is, and just as bright.

>>2477755

Dude, just stop already. You've ruined the thread enough as it is. Don't keep egging on a bitchfight that's already over.

>>2477765

I'm not actually participating in this thread. Too busy consolewarzing it up in /v/.

Goddammit. And this was a good thread.

I'll be waiting for a repost.

>>2477554
...Is there no more?

>>2477423
Is it wrong that this made me hard.

I want to be her stalker now.