/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Fuck Elves. All my homies hate Elves.

>"He's showing interest! You got this, chief!"
Would underlings stalk their leader when she finally lands a date, to make sure it's going well?

>>24744128
>Fuck Elves
Yes

>>24744242
It would happen pretty often in groups that usually attack their husbands instead of going through the standard human practices or in groups where the underlings found partners before the leader.

>>24744267
This, but with dark elves.

>>24744242
I am going to fuck that porcer and then fuck her chief on her cum soaked body.

>>24744267
>>24744375
I'm going to rescue these elves!

>>24744065
I want... No, I need a harem of undead girls. I crave being surrounded by the undead, I desire to impregnate the undead

is it creepy for kakuens to masturbate to pictures of you?

I know shogs (probably) mean well, but they are too much

What mamono would enjoy cuddling, sipping coffee, and watching videos about conlangs?

>>24744267
why is that elf so milky?

>>24744405
Rescue sex with monster girls is a underutilized fetish.

>>24744457
Depends on if you're into that. Kakuens aren't my cup of tea, but certain other species would just turn me on.

>>24744487
Wonderworms and mad hatters would be right up your alley. Though be sure to put plenty of sugar in the wonderworm's coffee.

>>24744530
This, but I want to be the damsel (lad?) in distress

>>24744560
Same, saved by a girl with amazonian build.

>>24744242
Gonna see her going through her routine with a huge baby bump and bigger chest.

>>24744556
I could see that. Trumparts, too, probably, given the likely similar mindset. Even March Hares and Dormice would enjoy it, although moreso the inevitably lewd cuddling than any other aspect.

>>24744530
Gonna rescue a dragon from an evil princess!

>>24744487
She doesn't mind what movies or shows are on as long as cuddling and coffee are involved

>>24744782
Yetis are nice and cuddly. I'd like a short Yeti who could be a little spoon for me.

Who gives the best cuddles?

>>24744822
I'd like a tall Yeti I could cuddlefuck with my face in her breasts.

Lamia fashion is a sight to behold.

I just want to summon a Shirokuto familiar to help me organize instead of having sex.

>>24744530
I prefer the idea of capturing a monster, tying her up, and when she wakes up she is blushing hard because that was her fantasy all along.

>>24744781
This is why you don’t visit an Echidna’s dungeon for a few years after she had her first litter. You can’t progress because the children gang up.

>>24744530
If I ended up marrying a whitehorn that would be how it happened.

>>24744923
Big Yetis pull their sweater over your head for warmth and easy snuggle lump access, then hug you so you can't escape

>>24744946
It truly is

>>24744530
My earliest monster girl fantasies were primarily rescue sex with alraune.

>>24745156
I'd do some lengthy cultural exchange with her.

>>24745269
This, but with a Shirohebi and a Nurarihyon.

Cheshire maid

You're gonna wake up to her sitting on your face

>>24744946
Something is afoot.

>>24744946
I like slime fashion where they float random undigested objects inside of themselves.

>>24745427
I hope she's either not wearing panties, or wearing thin, silk panties.

>>24744065
That's a nice rump.

>>24744457
I don’t think so

>>24745506
Kasen is ibaraki?

>Fantasize about keeping a soft and clingy bapho for groping and for use as a daki
>Realize that their too strong physically and magically, so they'd just kick my ass and move on with their day

>>24745569
Yes?

>>24745581
Start recruitment for the sleep sabbath.
Posterchilds include a fainting goat baphomet, dormouse, nightcap/pajamas familiar, and a succubus clutching a pillow ready to follow you into dreamland.
There's a nightmare there too but they didn't make the cover.

I thought of this riding in the subway today and started laughing.

>>24745506
Small girl, small chest and big bottom is perfection.

>>24745683
Invisible girls make the best comedians.

Mommy is doing her best.

>>24745586
Spooky, I'm hentai only touhoufag

yandere albino snek best snek.

>>24745712
That's just her surname. Am I misunderstanding something?

>>24745710
Depends on what she's trying to do actually

>>24745581
what's the point of wife-ing powerful monsters?

>>24745729
There's not a bad snake. I'd marry whichever one got to me first.

>>24745743
That's what everyone says and that's why they are all lonely and in need of a husband.

>>24745741
Her taxes. They're due in like 2 weeks.

Red Hare Centaur. She's every bit as arrogant and violent as the legendary warrior. Do not pursue her!

>>24745743
I like strong women.

>>24745743
She'll protect you.

>>24745809
why?

>>24745827
They can kick my useless ass into doing something.

>>24745743
Part of the fantasy of MGE for me is the ascension to a pseudo-demigod state and sculpting a demon realm of my own with my dark matter wife.

>>24745736
It's supposed to be a spoiler, her being Ibaraki was revealed at the end of touhou manga

>>24745863
Right, right.

>>24745427
more like boat maid

>>24745743
I just love one of them, you don't need much more of a reason then that.

Which monster girl would look best with black lipstick?
Wight is disqualified for being the obvious answer.

>>24746035
>He doesn't want a gothic Banshee
>He doesn't want a scene girl Siren
>He doesn't want an emo Vampire Mosquito

>>24745678
>sleep sabbath
Nap club has evolved

>>24746035
Black harpy

Anteater girl when

>>24745743
Gentle femdom from a girl that could easily snap my mind or body in two makes me feel both aroused, and incredibly giddy. This woman that could do anything she wanted to me, chose to aggressively love me.

>>24746035
>darkmagefag noise in the distance

>>24746259
Death is a woman and tonight she smiles at you...

>>24746339
>Do you know which way to the bus stop?

>>24745743
I don’t necessarily care that she’s power I chose a monster girls based on her monster girl parts/looks and her quirks although one of my harem is a powerful monster girl race I didn’t chose her because she was powerful

>>24745743
I care more about the design and the fetishes the girl are made for than power level. I tend to prefer low to average power girls than those that are specifically made to be the most powerful.

>>24746375
All Elements be advised that Echo 0 is not responding.

>>24746035
Demon is objectivity great with black lipstick.

what would be a pegasus's sex gimmick?

>>24746626
pegging

>>24746626
"It's my first time, please be gentle."

>>24746626
Like unicorn but sex-crazed.
So they will basically fuck him into submission so that he will stay with them.

I wonder if pre-demon lord monster bloodlines are still out in the world and pop up in girls at times .
Like, centuries old demon, dragon, or eldritch bloodlines.

>You really should've brought a second jacket, maybe a beanie too
>Even on the inside of the bus you still couldn't grasp any feeling in your fingers
>Frost nip that never quite reached frostbite
>Not that you weren't freezing your ass off
>Working construction in winter was the worst, especially this time around when management needed to be done on one of the highways
>You tried to relax as best as you could in the stiff blue seat.
>Your back had other ideas
>Body aches and numbness
>Shivering and chattering
>What a vile season, what a horrible day.
>You scrunch your eyes shut and try to make the most out of your small corner
>You know in your condition you're not going to catch any shut eye, but it seems like time passes just a bit faster
>The ambiance of tires rolling over paved road and the light vibrations help you relax a little
>The sudden screech of the bus and the inertial shift fix that real quick
>Rolling your eyes, you shift once more till you find a "comfortable" spot with your head lying against the window
>Heavy thumps sound from the front of the bus, until you hear a loud creak
>Just across from you
>The bus roars to life and continues the long track
>Your content to ignore the source and attempt to get some sleep, but a foreign feeling starts to reach its way against your skin
>Warmth
>It feels like a campfire was set up in the bus
>With your eyes shut you could imagine yourself sitting in a cheap fold able while flames kiss your cheeks
>What the hell was so warm?
>You eye the source
>A hellhound sprawled against two seats, clad in spats and a ripped hoodie, torn just enough to show her tight ash colored tummy
>Flames danced across her eyelashes as she shook her head side to side, clip on headphones playing some western metal band loud enough for you to hear
>The fluff of her black tail and paws look really warm, probably soft as well
>Oh god, is her bare lower back touching the seat?
>Does she know how much bacteria, fluids, and diseases are ingrained on there?
<"Ahem."
>Your heart leaps to your throat and your eyes meet her own
>Shining, hot amber and a toothy smile showing off her sharp canines
<"See something you like, stranger?"

>>24746803
>You recall a few of the faux pas associated with dealing with your more aggressive monster counterparts
>Don't look at them in the eye for too long
>Don't look at any part of them for too long
>And don't show any vulnerability
>You're barely holding yourself together in a thin jacket
>As you open your mouth to reply, your teeth start to chatter again
>You say something about her music being loud, that it's bad for her ears
<"Well, thank you for being so concerned…"
>Her ears perk up as she takes them off, swiveling in your direction
<"What's the name?"
>You don't have the energy for a full conversation
>But when dealing with something like a hellhound, politeness is a necessity
>You mumble out your name
<"Are you cold?"
>You clench your jaw to stop the chattering of your teeth
>You shake your head rapidly, you're not cold, you're just fine thank you
<"You're shivering."
>Shivering? No idea what you mean
>She gets up and sits down in the seat next to yours, effectively squashing you against the window
>Her relatively huge clawed mitt takes your pale numb hand in hers
>Feeling is regained in your fingers, and it feels so warm
<"What the hell, you're freezing!"
>She grips your jacket with a annoyed huff, giving you a harsh glare
<"You humans are so foolish, you know that? Going off in this weather in something so thin, you pay no attention to your well being at all do you?"
>It feels like you're being lectured by your manager, but for the heat emanating off of her it's a small price to pay
<"So skinny too…You're lucky you ran into me, you know?
>She lifts pulls you off the seat and thrusts you into her lap, crossing her arms over your chest
>You would protest, but the chills seemed to lift from your bones
>Warmth enveloped you, her chest and fur making the perfect heated pillow
>The stiffness in your joints melted away as you slacked in her soft lap
<"See? Exactly. You try to act all tough and never admit you need something."
>The hum of the bus brings your eyelids down
<"So prideful, how can someone so frail act so prideful?"
>Her steady heartbeat lulls you to unconsciousness
<"I'll just have to squeeze all that carelessness out of you, hmm?
>She hugged you tightly for much needed emphasis
>The last thing you could interpret before sleep overtook you was was her chin settling itself on your head
>Yeah, you wouldn't do something so careless again

Social smoking with a wonderworm

Horny naked witch with a foreign accent.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how pathetic is it imagining how a monster would deal with an autistic husband?

>>24745729
That looks like KC art, or is it just done in his style? If it is his, then where did it come from? I don't see it on his site, twitter, or patreon.

>>24747003
>naked witch
The stockings stay on.

>>24747040
Literally how I imagine interacting with my waifu.
It gets complicated when I consider playing it up to curry favor, and then getting called out on it.

>>24747040
No more pathetic than the rest of this thread. We are all here for the same reason. Hoping for the love humanity doesn't offer.

>>24747005
MOTH TITTIES

>>24747003
Accents are fun but, no mutual language is better.

>>24747094
I like this concept, but one step further. Only one of you is capable of speech at all!

>>24747005
>All those scales

>>24747005
Those are some criminally beautiful eyes. Are heart pupils a blessing from Eros, or just part of monster girl biology?
>>24747040
I don't see anything pathetic about it. On the other side of the spectrum, would any of you take care of an autistic monster girl?

>>24747144
Pretty good, I'd prefer that the mute party at least be intelligent enough to communicate in other ways however. Mute Anon showering his wife in love letters!

>>24747163
I think caring for a zombie counts, right?

>>24747043

>>24747261
Ah, right, the full images of those. Forgot ones beside the demon were released.

teach robots how to love

>>24747433
Beeb boop.

>>24747225
she sure has a big smile

I wanna dig into a witch's cunny with my fingers!

pork the dork

>>24747512
Paypig.

>>24747512
My kouhai can't be this cute.

>>24747163
Both my waifu and I are 4chan autistic.

>>24747512
Stupid eggplant

If I wear a burger king crown think I could convince a royal monster to talk to me

how do i not get addicted to impregnating demons?

>>24747651
that shitty disguise won't fool such noble breed of monster

>>24747651
A Cait Sith maybe

>>24747651
They do not find wearing a FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN endearing, this might give poor results as well.

>be asleep one night
>unbeknownst to you, your marshmallow cat is doing something in the kitchen
>"Don't worry, meowster. I'll help you find a mate."
>wake up the next morning to find a soft, pudgy, white-haired catgirl cuddled up to you

>>24747663
let it happen

>>24747720
The softest.

>>24747720
What a bro.

I know how I can become famous in the monster realms I will teach them about S'Mores

>>24747663
Impossible; Demons are made to fulfill your every desire, and how could a man not desire more Demons after experiencing one? Just look at her Anon, almost perfect, she's just missing a bun in her oven.

Remember to feed your snek the finest alcohol

>>24747788
>S'Mores
is that what happens when marshmallow cat gets a tan?

>>24747720
Good end.

>>24747651
Depends on whether or not they already have a jester. (read: Silly husband to fawn over.)

>>24747163
>On the other side of the spectrum, would any of you take care of an autistic monster girl?
I wouldn't be incapable of loving an autistic monster girl, but it would be better for the relationship if at least one of us wasn't a complete sperg.

>>24747871
I want to go to royal courts just to hit on their jester girls

>>24746098
>>He doesn't want an emo Vampire Mosquito
Good. Most of them aren’t even truly emo, they just wear black lipstick and wear My Chemical Romance t-shirts. If you ask them what their favorite Sunny Day Real Estate album is they’ll look at you weird and tell you to fuck off.

>>24746803
>>24746861
Cute. Hellhounds are endlessly memed as rape machines, but they make for very caring and doting wives as well.

How can tits be both big and flat at the same time truly non euclidean shogs baffle the mind

>>24747651
>put on a Burger King crown
>get kidnapped and raped by a bunch of P’Orcs because since you have a crown that must mean you’re a king!
>which means you must be rich!
>therefore to help continue their tribe you must impregnate them all and take responsibility!

>zombie who is actually a wight, but keeps it a secret from her husband because being his cute dumb zombie wife makes him so happy
>plus she gets to hug him as much as she wants and not have to worry about looking noble all of the time

>>24747967
how does she explain the spooky hands

>>24747985
She just doesn't use them. Or at least not when he's looking.

>>24747985
simple
>Head tilt and a "waaarm"

>>24744065
/x/ threads and or /k/ scary horror stories if with Monstergirl Encyclopedia:

>Be me go to innawoods
>Hear spooky crap
>Good thing I have muh AR-15 rifle
>See monster charge at me
>Open fire.jpg
>Boolets and AR-15 do not work and fail
>Monster that is a goat woman rape me
>TFW I'm now the husband cum dumpster of a thicc goat girl
>Also Demon Energy now turned my trusty AR into a cute anime girl into a "cursed gun"
>Now have a second wife too

>>24747788
>work at a convenience store on the graveyard shift
>the moneys good and it gives you time to study for your classes
>every Saturday night around 3am and black limo will pull up and a vampire and her husband will enter the store and buy a bunch of junk food
>they always slip me a $100 to ‘keep me quiet’ about seeing such nobility at a 7-11

How do you raise a zombie daughteru do you just find her a childhood friend asap

I want to go to P'orcers and order the Meat Lover's Special
>three thicc, busty p'orc, holst, and harpy waitresses come to your table and feed you lots of stamina boosting demon realm meats before taking you to one of many rooms in the back for the "main course"
>every time someone orders it, the manager has to put up a help wanted ad for three new waitresses

>>24746803
>>24746861
Someone screencap this. Probably the best depiction of a Hellhound in long time.

I like fussy girls that try to take care of you, but without getting all motherly about it because eww

Are there any good stories similar to Silent's "You're the Best"? This talk of autism reminded me of it.
>>24748142
You might enjoy it.

How often do men have to give their bodies in exchange for items being sold by monster vendors?

>>24748208
I remember that story. I did enjoy it.

>>24747967
>Zombie and Wight do a Prince and Pauper style switch
>humble tailor feels sorry for the "Zombie" girl living on the streets and takes her in
>he doesn't have much, but at least he can give her a warm meal, clothes that aren't falling apart, and a place to stay
>meanwhile a young noble works up the courage to ask out the "Wight" lady
>she accepted surprisingly enthusiastically, he certainly did not expect a hug like this from her
>she must have not had much sleep though, with her odd movement and slurred speech

>>24744065

>>24748347
Dumb boat

>all mage anon could do was cast Reinforce Pelvis before the Amazon queen spent the night fully enjoying her spoils from the latest raid

>>24748362
Smart boat!

>>24747720
I want to study Nekomancy.

>>24748391
Couldn't get her planes in the air fast enough
Enterprise go BRRRRRR

>>24748508
S-shut up.

>>24748538
The little ones and Kaga too

>>24748404
Based

>>24747754
I want to impregnate this tomboyish witch!

I need a tomboy kiki butler to kick my ass

What should be done with dogs?

>>24748970
I sure hope she doesn't think about hitting harpies with that

Reminder:
>Girls that are nice to me when I'm tired
Are better than
>Girls that are just good at sex

>>24748990
Indulge in the puppi cunni

Would a clown dullahan juggle her head?

Chubby Wights?

>>24749162
I miss the Wight and Lich BFFs

>>24749162
Gonna snug.

>>24749278
Snug as in snug fitting clothing? Stuffing chubby Wights into latex catsuits?

>>24749303
The former, 100%

>>24749303
>Stuffing chubby Wights into latex catsuits?
This man knows exactly what's up.

>>24749303
Latex can't protect you from ethereal claws

>>24749353
Nor can it protect her from my monumental erection.

I want my waifu to make me wear latex. But of course I couldn't just say that to her face.

>>24749390
I'm sure she'd find out eventually.

>>24749390
What kind of latex?

>>24749411
Gloves
He's a hypochondriac

>>24749390
Why not?
Who's your waifu?

Why are human boys rape baiting sluts?

>>24749209
Like this, Anon?

>>24749433
I'm disgusted by my own perversions, so we have a bizzare relationship were I just sorta rely on her to pick up on my fetishes, indulge me in them, and together we can make an informed decision over whether continued indulgence is good or bad for my mental health and well-being.

I hope you can understand why having my pride ground into the dirt would be a significant blow to my self-worth.

Who can stop her?

>>24749303
Snug as a bug on a drug.

>>24749540
The mean old Ice Queen, once Rata-chan's crimes catch up to her and she's exiled to the frosty north

>I think you will make an adorable slav- husband, fufufu...

>>24749609
Good

She needs to learn that we have privacy laws for a reason

>>24749631
But I already have a mas-
waifu

>>24749735
It's a man, baby

>>24749631
Gonna be that queens throne.

>>24749739
I don't know how I noticed that the monster didn't have chesticles. Didn't mean to post a monster boy, my b yo

>>24749761
*didn't notice

>>24748370
Of course he lost, he didn't know the ultimate defense.

>>24749777
>he didn't know the ultimate defense.
A condom?

>>24749817
It's called being a cuckold, because there isn't a monster in MGE that would touch that.

>>24749516
Your waifu needs to fuck those pesky thoughts out of your head more lol.
I was expecting something more innocuous. That's understandable, but that status quo doesn't seem tenable long-term, and you should work that out with your waifu. Godspeed.

Study the ways of Lycanthrophy, anon.

>>24749636
>Rata-chan filming Wendis in their natural habitat
>Wendis have never seen a video camera before

>>24749985
I'll throw frisbees and tennis balls for ropu sabbath girls if that counts.

>caith Sith

>>24749985
I feel like I've learned enough about it since my youth. Doesn't help growing up with a love for that Lon Chaney Wolf Man movie.

>>24750036
>"Is this meat?"

>>24750047
This, but cu sith instead

>>24749985
But studying demonic spells and summoning circles are a lot more fun!

>>24750036
>Deborah Rataborough produces a documentary series about Winterstown

>>24744556
>>24744487
Imagine trying to talk about linguistics or any highly technical subject with a March Hare.
Also, what would their conlangs be like?

>>24750047
yes you are

cheshire cait sith!
hellhound cu sith!

>>24745581
Dormouse would be better for that, you could manhandle that tiny mouse as much as you want, nothing she could do about it.

>>24750273
No, go away

>>24750302
oh sorry.
is de-furry'd cait sith is okay?

>>24750316
Yes

>>24750110
I want to see Rataborough cover White Horn-san's daily routine, Wendi family snow baths, and how Ice Queen rules from her chilled palace while watching foreign films from afar called "anime" in secret

>>24750333
would you wish that Kenky went and redesigned them?

>>24750352
I don't really care about catgirls

>>24750364
Then you need to get PUSSY'D and start loving catgirl vagina like the rest of us.
Of course, you're more than welcome to be a dog lover instead. Getting raped by hellhounds is acceptable.

>>24750340
>spoiler
What anime series would Ice Queen watch? I bet it’s all reverse harem stuff.

>>24749879
She's an observant and perceptive woman, so she can pick up on my interests with ease. But she can also see the fear lurking in my eyes. To her, teasing is fun, but breaking is not.

She prays to Lilith for guidance on what a proper mamono would do.

>>24750392
Big Fat Cat Tats

>>24750352
Honestly, I’ve headcanoned them to know polymorphism spells to make them look less animal like. But they are so low on my list that I couldn’t even care about them fur or no.

>>24750352
It ain't really a fantasy world without fuzzy-wuzzy cat people. I bet they're really affectionate once they warm up to you.

>>24750047
Lurk more before posting your crossboarder memes

Friendly reminder that Pound Town is the best place to raise monstergirl daughterus!

>>24750754
IT'S POUNDCAKE TIME!

>>24750754
You're cheeky.

I wish I had two adopted momsters that were raising me to be their husband.

>>24750883
>ywn be gently and lovingly momdommed by two thicc Regura girls

>>24750930
>ywn be momdommed
Good. Get a girlfriend, Oedipus.

>>24750930
His recent blind girl was so fucking great

I honestly think Regura does better humans than monstergirls.

Mommyfags have big issues, all the real niggas are auntiefags.

>>24750956
I prefer oneechans for older women, but the best is a dependable kouhai.

>>24750956
Auntiefags are mommyfags in denial.

Pick a moth

>>24750956
Need me an auntie tanuki to coerce me into staying at her place for the weekend

Is raping their husbands an actual form of exercise for hellhounds? Especially hyperactive hellpups and angst hellteens?

>>24750973
No, auntiefags are just patricians who actually have good relationships with their real mothers.

>>24750956
I just like older women with huge tits and caring personalities. Momsters, Auntsers and Onee Monsters all apply.

>>24750978
Mothra

>>24751009
I have a good relationship with my mother and still want to fuck a baby into a momstergirl. I think it's more of a preference towards bodytype, Anon.

>>24751060
>still want to fuck a baby
not cool man

>>24751060
Any man that actually wants to get a nursing hanjob is a pathetic excuse of a human being.

No, rather a pathetic excuse of a living creature, period. Way to forgo the entire concept of maturity and revert to an infantile state.

On that note, nothing kills my boner faster than a woman saying the "M" word (Mommy). Lots of things give me a fear boner, but thay shit just makes me wretch and stop reading whatever it was I was reading.

>>24751110
I'm the guy who posted this >>24750956, and even I think you're a massive goon anon. Sort yourself out.

>your wife has a straight loli fetish and really wants you to dick the daughteru as part of her fantasy
Would you?

>>24751178
That is a major part of the ultimate dream, yes.

>>24751178
I'd compromise by giving her a loli potion and having her see what I do to her in a full body mirror.

>>24751178
As opposed to a gay loli fetish?

>>24751137
I've fapped, and stopped mid-fap, to a lot of fucked up shit that I regret.

>>24751178
Yes

>>24751209
I assume that'd be the one where your waifu wants to do lewd things with your daughteru as well. Also a big part of the ultimate dream.

>>24751209
Vagoo the daughteru.

>>24751178
It would be wrong not to

>>24751178
Kinda weird if she's gonna schlick in the corner or something but I guess.

>>24751178
Time for a divorce

>>24750956
I’m into the body type itself rather than it being a aunt/mother etc

I wanna call a Demon "blueberry butt"

Do Monstergirls even do age play? Even if it may get, questionable?

>>24751178
How old is my daughteru?

>>24750978
Winter and summer

>>24750978
I'm falling for Autumn

>>24751314
Is they’re husband into it? Then they’ll probably do it unless it’s really weird or against they’re principles

>>24751314
My waifu would be pretty into it, after long hours at work sometimes she just needs to come home and be my 'little' girl for awhile, questionable territory and all.

Are you sure you want a robot daughteru?
>>>/co/116258604
>>>/co/116258967
>>>/co/116262864

>>24751314
>Titania wife insists that I call her my big sister when I fuck her
>even though I'm four years older than her

>>24751314
>questionable?
In what way?

>>24751314
>>24751374
Is it diapers? I bet it's diapers.

Imagine coming home early one day to discover a feral dragon lying on your lawn. It turns out, your human wife has been a dragongirl this whole time and needed to take a break from her illusion magic. You still love her right? You’re not embarrassed?

>>24749540
I bet a genki Kobold could stop her on accident.

>>24751343
Prototypes are where you find the issues.

>>24751527
prototype girls deserve the most love

>>24751427
But wouldn’t there be signs she was a monster girl before this like me randomly Turing to a incubus

Post comfy mons.

>>24751762

>>24744065
>die
>your soul is claimed by a Wisp
>she wants to play vidya
I like this.

>No hostility, just cuddles
>No rape, just cuddles
>Uses her immense strength for cuddles instead of bullying
>Only sex after cuddles is reciprocated
>Literally saves lives with her cuddles
Yeti is the comfiest mge.

>be shota me
>be walking home from school
>this bitch walks up to me and tells me there's candy in her van
Boy to man in one night

>>24751919
>>24751811
>>24751782
>>24751762
Chill out, dude

>>24752012
what kind of candy bar is it?

Good Night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember not to stay up late into the evening lest the waifu be....less than pleased.

>>24752052
Boob to the head.

>>24752075
well I've never heard of that brand I'd rather have 3 Musketeers

>>24748990
Tie them up, of course. Don't want them lez-raping more women into your harem. Dogs are a big responsibility.

>>24752110
>Don't want them lez-raping more women into your harem
She promised she'd stop after she got the mail woman

>ywn yell at a hellhound after she is done ravishing you: "HARDER, BITCH!"

What do I do if a werewolf bit me, well more like a nibble and it didn’t break skin, will I infect others, how do I cure myself, will that cute werewolf who bit me visit again for another night of mating?

>>24752223
Ballgag her so she doesn't bite you again. As long as you wear some silver (Ag) you should be fine.

I want a demon to lovingly mindbreak me.

>>24751919
I wanna be held in the strong yet soft arms of a loving Yeti!

>>24752433
This but by a fish

>>24752521
>Innocent sea bishop throws a fish at anon hopping he'll notice her.

>>24752583
I don't know why but both really like the idea of the lewd religions in MGE but I also don't like living with religious extremist so the idea of fucking both dark priest or sea bishop is really weird for me.

Blueberries

>>24753157
Can't hug, chain in the way

>get called into the principal's office
>"Mr. Anon. Ms. Succ tells me that during her Sex Ed course, you managed to impregnate three other students... in a single class period... I am going to recommend that you be placed in the Advanced Sex Ed course. Please keep up the good work in your studies, Mr Anon~"

>>24752583
everyday until he notices her

>>24753157
They are too pure and I'm undeserving of their love.

>>24753262
>you managed to impregnate three other students
The dream.

>>24748749
Good.

>>24753262
Man I'd probably fail that class I'd be too busy making jokes with my childhood friend during it

>>24753262
What happens when you fail the sex ed course?

>>24744065
Imagine showing movies, stories, shows and other tales featuring a male and female lead to Eros Monstergirls and even Eros herself. The man and woman protagonists are partners or friends with very close and strong bonds and ties who go through all their journey, adventures, struggles and hardships together. But in the end. The man and woman protagonists do not romantically fall in love with each other not do they even have a kissing scene.

Imagine how absolutely pissed off and angry Eros Mamono and Eros would be? And I don't mean angry it pissed off in a comedic funny way. As in they are genuinely angry, mad and offended at such absolute sacrilege and heresy that the man and woman do not get together in the end. Even if it's a best friends thing. So yes, Eros Monstergirls and Eros herself would be absolutely mad and offended at Pacific Rim, specifically the ending of Pacific Rim where the boy and girl do not hug AND kiss in the end.

>"What do you mean there is no kissing scene!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE MALE AND FEMALE LEADS ARE JUST FRIENDS!?"
>-Eros Monstergirls or Eros herself when shown a movie, tale or story where the boy and girl do not kiss or hook up in the end and are just friends.

>>24753408
perfect sexy bodies

>>24753429
Summer classes, private tutors.

>>24753475
Is it okay to knock up the teacher as well?

>>24753475
What if I don't sign up for sex ed at all?

>>24753558
Wrong pic but I'll go with it

>>24753442
Cringe.

>>24753558
It was made compulsory in MGC after a string of nasty cultural... misunderstandings between human and monster citizens

>>24753517
That's the only way you pass the summer classes.

>>24753428
While she blushes and furiously imagines you doing a practical with her?

>>24753429
You have to stay after school with Miss Haku.

An Orc femdom/rape story set in a quasi-Roman world

https://pastebin.com/fin0A3Qe

>>24753620
I was gonna write a Shadow or Mordor thingie but now I don't need to

>>24753442
There's potential for worse. For example, one protagonist is in unrequited love with the other, but instead of getting together, the first protagonist decides that pushing the relationship would be disrespectful and moves on. The story treats this as a mature and responsible thing to do, but there are hints earlier that they could have been really happy together if it happened.

>>24753661
I do like those kinds of stories but I could imagine the absolute shit storm what would follow it.
Imagine telling a Eros girl you like those kinds of stories more.

>>24753352
>"Pure" Dark Valkyrie
This is the first time I've seen this combination

>>24753605
She does know that teacher's pet isn't literal right?

>>24753620
Like this?

>>24753742
>Super lewd Dark Valkyrie
>Doesn't know any sex possessions beyond missionary
>Thinks kissing while not married is the worst taboo you can break.
>Her demon friend doesn't have the heart to tell her that babies comes from sex.

>>24753712
>I do like those kinds of stories but I could imagine the absolute shit storm what would follow it.
Why don't you stay on reddit then? They have plenty of this kind of retarded stuff, only in reverse and sometimes about diversity representation.

>>24753620
Mmmyes.

>>24753772
babies come from nice stork girls who deliver them to good mommies and daddies

>>24753785
>stork girls
I wanna impregnate a cc stork sick of her job at an orphanage

>>24753780
When it happens to humans it's not very interesting. Humans are just stupid and just annoying to watch have a meltdown.
Watching a monster girl do it would at the very least be fun.

>>24753772
Must have been raised by a normal Valkyrie desperately trying to turn her back into normal Valkyrie

>>24753855
That's sounds really cute and it also sound like you should get a the adoptive mother to become a dark Valkyrie as by using the power of dick.

>>24753914
But by turning the mom dark you made the daughteru light

>>24753921
Perfectly balanced.

>>24753930
I want to fuck a lewd angel and a modest demon and have them transform into each other

>>24751314
The entirety of Sabath is age play, what do you mean?

>>24753818
>Watching a monster girl do it would at the very least be fun.
Not really, watching a literal drooling retard cry and whine is never interesting, unless you are one of them

>>24753986
Well at least it would be about things that don't matter like a the MC and the main girl not marrying by the end.
Wait...

>>24751809
I prefer a scenario where I live
>your house seems to be haunted
>expect some evil ghost child with distended features and joints bending in every direction and shit
>get cute loli with beautiful long fluffy hair that likes video games instead

>Girl shows interest by hugging
>Hugging her back initiates sex
>Sexing her back initiates marriage
Why aren't RL relationships this easy?

>>24753620
>I only remember that I was something called...a Speed Runner
He played video games?

>>24754465
The idea is this is a kind of Afterlife, and he only has a vague idea of what he did on earth.

>CC echidna working at an orphanage
>treats all the kids like her own children
>always cries when one of them gets adopted, but knows it's for the best
>has to make sure she doesn't start thinking the shotas look really 'cute'

>start playing Dwarf Fortress
>got my seven dwarfs
>one goes fishing
>the rest are content to ignore the jobs I tell them to do
>all of a sudden my camp has 10 idlers
>there are more people in my camp that aren't working than I have people in total
I begin to understand why Anubis is always so bossy and high-strung.

>>24754547
I want an Anubis to fuck good work ethics into me

>>24754535
>echidna "Orphanage" where around 50% of the kids are actually hers

>>24754535
That girl's gonna get tenderly loved. In earshot of all the kids.

>>24754547
>not creating megaprojects with everyone's stone hauling labour turned on
>not dumping them in gigantic dormitories in clay chambers for the first 5 years while you carve a city out of the stone layers

>>24754622
Anon this is me playing for the first time I don't even know how to use anything they collect or how to get them to do what they've been designated to do

>>24754659
Pause is your friend, and read a guide. It gets better once you have the keys down by muscle memory.

>>24754622
>spoiler
>elves are quick to recognize lewdness.jpg

>>24754711
what happens to elves that are slow to recognize lewdness

>>24754734
They wake up wondering why they are five months pregnant.

>>24754707
This is going to take forever.

>>24754711
Tell me about it

>>24754746
I'll buy some bread.

>>24754387
>Yeti hugs without consent
>"Haha you got an erection, time for rape"
>She rips off your clothes in cold weather just to hug you back to warmth
>Fucks you through the snow in the middle of public
Yetis are mean girls

>>24754901
In her defense you /did/ have an erection at the time, so that's basically consent in the MGE world.
Also, MONSTERgirls.

so if hell is a place in mge, is it like the christian version?

>>24755060
Wasn't explained to just be like a super prison maintained by a Lilim for people who are beyond redemption?

>>24755060
>"Where Styx is a river and not just a band"
>"Though they'll play our reception if all goes as planned"

>>24755071
>Hell is a prison
>Warden is a sex-obsessed Lilim
>Sinners go to hell
>Lust is a sin
There is no way this could possibly backfire.

>>24754547
Learn to enjoy the gruesome and retarded ways everyone is going to die.

>>24754820
>Saved
Naisu.

>>24755132
>>Lust is a sin

>>24755071
>>24755132
It's not an afterlife thing in the MGE but a regular world prison where criminals are rehabilitated by monsters who are skilled at reading thoughts, the heart, etc. Presumably the people judged to be "irredeemable" are not sent there.

>>24746626
do you know what the "mile-high club" is? well with a Pegasus mamono you're gonna find it out through a... practical method,

Imagine if someone, a human male, is playing video games and becomes an Alp because of something like this happening:

>https://youtu.be/tMhabr5odpw

Original video: https://youtu.be/z_zXor77z6U

go to 14:30 time mark to see that scene

>>24755353
>Alps

>>24755381

Shy and confused Alp or cringelord "brojob broo! haha faggot!" Alp, which do you prefer?

>>24755420
No.

>>24755420
I prefer no alps because I'm not a faggot.

Yetis are strong enough to restrain an adult human male, so non-consensual hugs are a possibility when they're in heat.

>>24755420
>which do you prefer?
Yes.

>>24755420
No reason to touch an alp when demons, succubi, and lilims exist.

>>24755353
>This happens to anon while he's streaming
>Anon suddenly get a large influx of donations from alps
I think I just found my steaming niche.

>>24755420
A monster that isn't consumed by shitty thread memes.

>>24755286
Could you imagine being sent there, but to the "low risk" group or something while having no idea why?
Where they try to help you being a normal suitable member of monster girl society. All the while you're just really confused since you think of yourself as quite well adjusted and would never harm someone.

>>24755811
So that would be a kappa then?
Nobody ever talks about her so there's no meme about her.

>>24754820
>>24754746
>Buffstack warrior
>Humble merchant
>Softthicc scholar
Truly dwarves are great, versatile and underrated. I hope if the portals open there's no karmic retribution, I don't want to have to explain my simultaneous dwarf and elf posting.

>>24754901
Huggers get the straitjacket.

>>24755844
>The anal violation girl
>Not an inherent meme

>>24756019
>put a yeti in a straitjacket
>she hugs herslf
Is this masturbation?

>>24755844

>>24755791
>not wanting an alp roommate who always says how gay it is when you ask her to suck your dick or bend her over the couch

>>24755580
Straitjackets are strong enough to restrain a yeti, so non-consensual hugs are impossible for them.

>>24756033
Would that be a problem?

>>24756095
Theoretically it could produce a feedback loop but I can't see anything wrong with that on the outset. I highly doubt it would launch the poor girl into a berhugger rage.

>>24756069
I'm going to fuck the cringe out of her. Every time I cringe from her memes, I fuck her hard until she can barely walk. In time I'll turn her into a proper woman and all the succs will go green with envy

>>24756033
You can tie her arms behind her back to prevent selfhugging.

>>24756047
Nothing like a regular prostate examination.

>>24755173
She keeps appearing in my dreams, she speaks to me in an ancient language that I don't understand... But I think she is telling me that I am about to die

>>24756017
>I never thought I'd marry the same man as an Elf
>How about marrying the same man as a friend?
>Aye. I could do that.

>>24756314
Who'd you whack on top when you're fucking them both, though? Do you put the sturdier thiccer dwarf down the bottom and have the elf above, hugging her face in her bosom perhaps? Or do you put the bigger elf down the bottom and let the dwarf ride on top for something meaty to hold on to and let her lick/play with the elf's tits while you fuck 'em both?

>>24756344
We likes them raaaaaw and wriggling
Keep your nasty chips

>>24755381
Is that even a meme anymore?

>>24756361
She's getting potato scallops and she's going to enjoy it. Man, now I want seafood.

Imagine a city that was dark matter bombed full of monster girls, but no one realizes it. All of the women don’t realize they now have tails and paws and wings and such, or they just brush it off as normal. Everyone still asserts it as normal and they think of themselves as human.

>>24756344
Power bottoms sound fun.

>>24756441
Sounds like a load of dummies

>>24756361
>Sahuagin girls running around like murlocs

>>24756689
They’re not that scary until one locks onto you and starts scuttling relentlessly towards you.