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Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:40:22 2008 No.246805 [Reply] [Original]

"You did great, Marisa."

I put my hand on her shoulder and looked the tiny girl in her arms.

It was a long, problematic birth and for a while it looked like things might take a turn for the worse, but they -- my two 'precious things' -- pulled through. Our daughter, it seemed, was going to be just as tough as her mom.

"You're spacing out again, Anonymous."

"Am I? ... I suppose I am."

"Hmm. Even now, you're not serious. You know, I really can't believe you sometimes, da ze."

Marisa gave a little frown. The kind that I knew was really a smile. When did she become so cute?

"Have you thought of a name, yet, Anonymous?"

"Mm. Yeah."

Of course I have. Thinking back, this is the only name that could be suitable for our child.

That name is...

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PLEASE INPUT A NAME
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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:41:15 2008 No.246812 Alice Margatroid

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:41:34 2008 No.246815 /a/non-tan

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:41:34 2008 No.246816 >>246805 GOOD END

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:41:49 2008 No.246820 Satsuki, because it doesn't exist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:43:33 2008 No.246834 What the motherfucking fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:43:36 2008 No.246835 Desu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:45:41 2008 No.246852 Snacks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:45:56 2008 No.246854 Dan really loves this place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:46:12 2008 No.246856 JESUS LOVES YOU

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:46:35 2008 No.246858 >>246805 Fuckdamnit the Charmander

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:46:54 2008 No.246861 Totally forgot to mention Dan

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:47:20 2008 No.246866 How many hours of Touhou has Dan logged now. Infinity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:47:28 2008 No.246868 File: 26 KB, 370x658, 1205898448734.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm surprised Marisa settled for being the other woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:47:36 2008 No.246869 >>246854 I LOEVS ME SOME TOOHOO

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:47:52 2008 No.246871 FEROCIOUS THROBBING COCK.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:48:05 2008 No.246875 "Lovely Blargamalarg." Or Karen, that's a nice nam.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:48:35 2008 No.246877 Alice, in memory of the youkai girl who stayed behind and held Reimu the Destroyer at bay as we fled.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:48:59 2008 No.246873 >>246854 Nice observation there slowpoke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:49:11 2008 No.246881 Oh shit we have a baby?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:49:23 2008 No.246886 Dan, if you were half the man I thought you were, we would have a Flandre end by now!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:49:23 2008 No.246887 DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:51:21 2008 No.246919 In before bad end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:52:06 2008 No.246931 Alice. In loving memory of our lost friend, who for reasons unknown hung herself on our wedding day. And then, cue time travel. Turns out you and Marisa where Alice's parents all along. Also, don't you have a comic to update?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:54:03 2008 No.246948 File: 44 KB, 700x700, 1205898843090.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "It sure nice to get out once in a while, ze. Thanks for babysitting, Alice, ze!" "No problem," said Alice, "I'll take good care of her." "See you later, ze!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:54:04 2008 No.246949 DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN WILL YOU EVER UPDATE?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:54:17 2008 No.246963 i fucking love Dan Kim and name the baby Reimu, after the late shrine maiden.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:54:25 2008 No.246953 >>246931 Dan doesn't do the whole comic thing anymore, he just plays touhou, reads doujin and lurks /jp/. JUST LIKE THE REST OF US.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:54:38 2008 No.246959 >>246948 uh oh

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:55:53 2008 No.246970 >>246948 The child was reported missing, and Alice finally has an autonomous doll.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:56:04 2008 No.246973 >>246948 This can't end well...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:56:27 2008 No.246977 File: 39 KB, 700x700, 1205898987823.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "..." "...?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:57:06 2008 No.246981 File: 105 KB, 800x593, 1205899026147.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>246970 "Finally?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:57:34 2008 No.246990 >>246977 Don't do it, Dan..!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:58:11 2008 No.246997 >>246977 Don't do it Alice!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:58:11 2008 No.246998 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:58:28 2008 No.247004 File: 29 KB, 700x700, 1205899108414.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "...??"

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Mar 19 03:58:37 2008 No.247007 File: 32 KB, 450x450, 1205899117576.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>246977

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:58:41 2008 No.247008 God, I can't fucking look away, even though this is going to end like the Alice one the other day did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:59:16 2008 No.247013 >>246977 Dont you fucking do what I think your going to do!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:59:47 2008 No.247017 File: 10 KB, 170x174, 1205899187059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is she gonna play with the baby?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:00:06 2008 No.247023 File: 101 KB, 700x700, 1205899206165.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:00:07 2008 No.247022 Alice is going to pretend she is the president of the United States.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:00:20 2008 No.247027 >>247004 Alice! Nooooo, you don't want to end up at Sikeki's place! There's no cake in hell!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:01:14 2008 No.247030 File: 21 KB, 334x248, 1205899274529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:01:32 2008 No.247041 >>247023 Why couldn't Rinnosuke babysit? Oh wait..

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:01:36 2008 No.247043 >>247023 Dan, you make me feel good about myself. Y'know, comparatively.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:01:51 2008 No.247046 >>247023 NO ALICE, NO

>>	Magister !J.hpxLWh4g Wed Mar 19 04:02:01 2008 No.247057 You know you hate Dan Kim when you're constantly pressing F5 nonstop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:02:24 2008 No.247050 >>247041 Couldn't stand the manliness probably

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:03:35 2008 No.247064 >>247057 I hate him just as much as delicious fucking cake.

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Mar 19 04:03:51 2008 No.247068 File: 79 KB, 600x630, 1205899431177.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. Wed Mar 19 04:04:10 2008 No.247075 >>247023 You know, Dan, I still haven't quite forgiven you for Nana's Everyday Life. And now you're going to stain Alice's soul like this? You're a truly awful man. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:04:32 2008 No.247076 File: 89 KB, 700x700, 1205899472365.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Hey, Alice! We're back, ze! ... Hey, something smells great! Did you bake something, ze?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:04:51 2008 No.247080 GOD DAMNIT ALICE

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:05:00 2008 No.247083 >>247076 ...Well played.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:05:01 2008 No.247095 >>247076 i take back what i said before! i fucking hate Dan Kim! ... nah, i don't mean that. but damn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:05:17 2008 No.247087 >>247076 tsk, pie... truly we live in deprived times...

>>	Magister !J.hpxLWh4g Wed Mar 19 04:05:34 2008 No.247091 >>247076 No. Just NO. Dan Kim, why you do this?

>>	TheAsian !IzyqvCHinA Wed Mar 19 04:05:36 2008 No.247092 File: 60 KB, 600x772, 1205899536299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't know why, but why is Dan Kim doing all this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:05:51 2008 No.247093 File: 94 KB, 480x480, 1205899551934.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO HER

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:05:51 2008 No.247094 File: 14 KB, 200x200, 1205899551732.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>247076

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Mar 19 04:06:42 2008 No.247099 File: 213 KB, 514x600, 1205899602236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:06:46 2008 No.247101 File: 38 KB, 800x567, 1205899606886.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] God damn it Alice.

>>	➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ ➈ Wed Mar 19 04:06:54 2008 No.247102 File: 2 KB, 200x200, 1205899614445.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>247076

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:07:03 2008 No.247104 >>247076 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:07:18 2008 No.247107 NO ALICE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:07:19 2008 No.247108 In before Takano Alice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:07:28 2008 No.247110 Instead of making comics, Dan is making bad end threads on /jp/. Come on, Dan. Make bad end comics.

>>	Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. Wed Mar 19 04:08:02 2008 No.247116 ...You're an awful man and you should feel awful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:08:23 2008 No.247119 DAN DAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:08:38 2008 No.247122 (╬ ಠ益ಠ)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:09:04 2008 No.247127 Oh god they're goingto eat the pie now!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:09:05 2008 No.247126 File: 40 KB, 500x500, 1205899745326.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ALICE ONLY LOVES ALICE DOESN'T HURTS

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:09:08 2008 No.247128 >>247110 I like your thinking. Seconded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:09:08 2008 No.247129 FUCK YOU DAN KIM, FUCK YOU ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:10:06 2008 No.247133 No, goddammit, no. You can't do this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:10:40 2008 No.247135 >>247126 ALICE IS LOEV! ;__;

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:10:47 2008 No.247138 File: 96 KB, 640x480, 1205899847758.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:11:11 2008 No.247139 David Jr.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:11:20 2008 No.247142 File: 21 KB, 419x464, 1205899880753.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "I don't know why but... somehow... this tastes like... tears? ... ... A...lice...?" END

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:11:27 2008 No.247143 I can never eat another baby pie again! You've completely ruined by appetite Dan Kim!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:11:38 2008 No.247147 Alice... why? I'm seriously crying now, /jp/ ;_;

>>	Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. Wed Mar 19 04:12:10 2008 No.247152 >>247147 Dan Kim is really good at toying with people's emotions. Fucking bastard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:12:20 2008 No.247154 Dan, you are truly a magnificent bastard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:12:47 2008 No.247159 File: 19 KB, 325x213, 1205899967670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>247142

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:12:56 2008 No.247162 Whatever. Hey Dan, where the fuck is my Metal Fist?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:12:57 2008 No.247163 I HATE YOU

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:13:31 2008 No.247166 >>247142 Aaand there's the moneyshot. G'night folks~

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Mar 19 04:13:32 2008 No.247165 File: 167 KB, 757x757, 1205900012023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:13:50 2008 No.247169 I hope Dan Kim never does a VOCALOID bad end, I don't think I could take that...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:13:54 2008 No.247171 JESUS CHRIST POSTING IN AN ARCHIVED THREAD!

>>	Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. Wed Mar 19 04:13:59 2008 No.247172 God help you, Dan Kim, if you ever make the genuine Touhou equivalent to Nana's Everyday Life. That series still makes my soul ache with bitter tears...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:14:32 2008 No.247175 File: 7 KB, 100x100, 1205900072510.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bonjour!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:14:52 2008 No.247178 Come on, anons. You all know we shouldn't breed.

Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:15:03 2008 No.247180
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Mark my words, Alice. When the LHC comes online, I will find you. And I will watch, and wait. And then, at night, when you can no longer sleep or leave your house out of fear, I will descend upon you. And I shall feast.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:15:05 2008 No.247181 File: 10 KB, 153x125, 1205900105224.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>247142 you wanna pass a slice of that my way?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:15:17 2008 No.247183 >>247172 I would take a bus to Toronto and kick him in his tiny asian nutsack with my tiny asian foot

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Mar 19 04:15:54 2008 No.247189 File: 310 KB, 652x600, 1205900154098.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:16:15 2008 No.247192 >>247142 And now the picture with Anon holding the baby and asking, "You say something, Marisa?" Riiiiiight, now. Now. Now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:16:39 2008 No.247195 File: 125 KB, 563x716, 1205900199648.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DAMN YOU DAN KIM

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:16:42 2008 No.247196 Uh, what the hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:16:48 2008 No.247197 The perfect soundtrack is Maybe by the Ink Spots.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:17:09 2008 No.247200 Give us the TRUE bad end! let's see the AFTERMATH.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:17:31 2008 No.247202 >>247192 And now the picture with Anon holding the baby half-eaten and asking, "You say something, Marisa?" Fixed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:17:46 2008 No.247204 File: 18 KB, 354x308, 1205900266868.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>247192

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:17:48 2008 No.247205 >>247197 Holy shit, I thought I was the only one who still listened to them. Surprising, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:18:02 2008 No.247208 Oh my Jesus fuck, Dan. You really outdid yourself this time. My god.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:18:25 2008 No.247211 >>247127 Even though it ended quite well with that last 5th panel -Darkness- ... Requesting 6th panel koma.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:18:42 2008 No.247214 >>247205 Either of you mind uploadan "I don't want to set the world on fire?" It does not exist on these wide internets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:19:14 2008 No.247218 File: 392 KB, 1070x1513, 1205900354948.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>247172 Reisen Udongein Inaba's Everyday Life. Do it, Dan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:20:01 2008 No.247223 >>247214 Unfortunately, I DO have it, but it's backed up on a hard drive in another castle. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:21:15 2008 No.247230 >>247223 Patient anon is patient. I'll check rapidshare in a month, if you don't mind doing it at some point in the future. I literally cannot find it elsewhere.

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Mar 19 04:21:26 2008 No.247233 File: 14 KB, 400x400, 1205900486769.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>247218

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:21:49 2008 No.247237 Well, that was thoroughly upsetting

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:25:38 2008 No.247265 >>247218 I want to bite Reisen's thighs too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:26:28 2008 No.247274 DAMMIT DAN. Its 00:30 in the morning, and now I have to go to sleep with that having been the last thread I read tonight. You are the king of trolls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:28:35 2008 No.247291 >>247162 Fucking seconded. Get cracking on Metal Fist. That, or start working on Momoka Corner again. That, or just flood us with Snax PROMOTIONS.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:28:45 2008 No.247292 File: 116 KB, 900x699, 1205900925265.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mmm, that was a moderately entertaining story. I confess that it made me a bit hungry. Well done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:28:54 2008 No.247293 Don't say I never did anything for you, Anon. http://rapidshare.com/files/100629542/The_Ink_Spots_-_I_Dont_Want_To_Set_The_World_On_Fire.rar.html

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:31:22 2008 No.247305 >>247162 >>247291 >Metal fist Yeah, working on it. I'm jumping between that and the mermaid thing... mostly because it has delicious prehistoric-shark-like monster-girls.

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Mar 19 04:32:18 2008 No.247311 File: 107 KB, 500x500, 1205901138579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>247292

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:33:05 2008 No.247319 File: 596 KB, 858x487, 1205901185393.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>247305 I'd her gills, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:33:35 2008 No.247325 >>247311 now I have a new fetish

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:34:32 2008 No.247334 >>247230 Roger, then. I'll retrieve it sometime soon, as I accidentally deleted my laptop music collection in a format last week.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:34:34 2008 No.247335 File: 90 KB, 304x214, 1205901274179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Curious to see if Dan Kim fits the stereotypical /jp/ profile (I read Tomoyo42, but never saw a picture of him), I Google Imagesearched "Dan Kim", and this is what I found.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:35:01 2008 No.247337 >>247334 >>247293 No need, but many thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:35:37 2008 No.247340 File: 54 KB, 640x446, 1205901337702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>247335

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:36:01 2008 No.247343 >>247337 FUCK I'm a slow reader. But at least now I have it without having to deal with my ex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:45:22 2008 No.247389 File: 45 KB, 338x278, 1205901922512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:48:32 2008 No.247404 >>247389 （　´-`）

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:48:56 2008 No.247405 >>247389 Tononyhou

>>	Dr. Doujin !6zq1qwwMaI Wed Mar 19 04:52:04 2008 No.247427 File: 29 KB, 263x315, 1205902324807.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dan, if you are still online, come join the Touhou Visual Novel Project. You could make some incredible BAD ENDS. http://anontouhouvnproject.makeforum.org/

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:54:02 2008 No.247438 >>247427 Damn, you whore that project of yours out pretty shamelessly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:54:56 2008 No.247443 >>247438 Yeah, we're like Aya like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:57:35 2008 No.247468 File: 7 KB, 200x200, 1205902655916.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>247443 WAT!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 04:58:52 2008 No.247478 >>247443 No, not really. Even Aya doesn't whore herself out to every random passerby.

Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:00:11 2008 No.247493

>>247427
Ugh. Design by committee never works.

But if you're really planning on doing it, make sure there's a hat sex scene where you rape Suwako's crying hat in the eye.

Marrying Alice and then putting her in a domestic violence situation would be good, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:01:40 2008 No.247500 >>247493 >Marrying Alice and then putting her in a domestic violence situation would be good, too. Oh god, I don't know why, but that's the most erotic thing I've ever heard.

Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:03:49 2008 No.247520

>>247493
The Story: One day, you sneak into the Moriya shrine, and steal Suwako's hat. Two minutes later, freaky interspecies sex.

The End: During sex, it eats your brains; By which, I mean your scrotum, which is obviously where your brains must be for you to attempt such a retarded stunt in the first place.

Shiki nuclear facepalms when she sees your story in her mirror, and spends the better part of an hour just bludgeoning your soul with her judgement stick before leaving to a conference with the other Enma. It is finally decided that a new type of Hell should be constructed just for miscreants like you.

>>	Titus Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:04:20 2008 No.247524 She should have made a cake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:05:05 2008 No.247526 File: 174 KB, 466x600, 1205903105547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's ok Mr. Kim... I-...I-I-I still love you...

Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:05:23 2008 No.247527

>>247500
That's because the sweetest tears are those wept by a woman who makes excuses for the man who beats her, and then bakes a pie for him because MAYBE IF SHE TRIES TO UNDERSTAND HIM MORE HE'LL LOVE HER AGAIN WHY WON'T ANYONE LOVE ME MARISA I WISH YOU LOVED ME I'M HAPPY REALLY I'M HAPPY I'M HAPPY I'M HAPPY I'M HAPPY I'M HAPPY I'M HAPPY I'M HAPPY I'M HAPPY

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:06:17 2008 No.247536 >>247500 Same here. I'm an Alice fan but holy christ that's hot. Just imagine her with a black eye, playing with her dolls at 20 years old, trying to reassure herself that he really loves her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:06:39 2008 No.247540 File: 112 KB, 512x600, 1205903199548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I..I'm s-sorry.. but I've been busy... S-so... brush brush brush ...Anonymous...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:07:33 2008 No.247552 >>247536 I'm torn between WANT and ARGH DO NOT WANT GET IT AWAY FROM ME, personally.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:07:41 2008 No.247555 >>247527 Go back to bed Giygas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:08:29 2008 No.247566 File: 78 KB, 346x350, 1205903309890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...Anonymous... I miss you... and I know even if you do go with Marisa... th.. that I'll still love you...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:08:39 2008 No.247567 >>247524 >What fool hath added water to the sea, Or brought a faggot to bright-burning Troy? Still my favorite Shakespeare play.

Dr. Doujin !6zq1qwwMaI Wed Mar 19 05:09:12 2008 No.247575
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>>247438
Meh, I have only started a little over 24 hour hours ago when we decided to do a VN and made the forums for it. And its "By Anon, For Anon" so of course I will promote it while we are still gathering interested people. Its still damn early.

I particularly lol at having a BAD END from trying to rape Cirno. You dick freezes and snaps off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:10:24 2008 No.247581 File: 99 KB, 386x218, 1205903424930.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] B-but!... Mr. Kim!... Please! Don't be afraid of love!...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:10:39 2008 No.247583 >>247575 Eye am the sexiest

Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:11:01 2008 No.247586
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>>247540
>toroid

And then Marisa comes over to visit and sees all the bruises on Alice's arms, but Alice tries to explain them away as Shanghai tripping her as she went down the stairs.

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Mar 19 05:11:49 2008 No.247591 File: 64 KB, 457x396, 1205903509863.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:12:00 2008 No.247593 File: 57 KB, 245x242, 1205903520840.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] e...even you c-can love Mr. Kim... I know...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:12:46 2008 No.247602 >>247575 I saw some nice fanart of that.

Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:12:48 2008 No.247604

>>247586
Fuck the whole Touhou idea. Just make a Anon + Alice domestic violence story from Alice's point of view. Or Shanghai's point of view, trying to understand her master's situation. Having Alice talk to Shanghai to try and convince herself that she's still loved would be pretty good late-night reading.

Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:13:03 2008 No.247605

>>247536
Now imagine him barging into the room, drunk, and sending her to the floor with a fierce backhand. Lifting one of the dolls, he begins to shout.

"Dolls? For fuck's sake, Alice, I told you to throw these pieces of shit out!"

Casually, he drops it. Alice watches in despair, blood trickling from her lip, as her husband places his boot on the black-white witch and grinds it to dust.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:14:06 2008 No.247619 >>247575 No. Rape should always be the correct answer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:14:39 2008 No.247620 >>247567 It's night and I'm in "durr hurr moron" mode, what play from Shakespeare is this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:15:19 2008 No.247626 File: 82 KB, 273x262, 1205903719834.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>247586 >>247605 >>247604 th..that doesn't sound very nice....

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:15:33 2008 No.247627 >>247605 This would, of course, be her breaking point, after which she adds a new doll to her collection.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:15:33 2008 No.247628 >>247620 Titus

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:15:46 2008 No.247630 >>247604 >>247605 Fuckkkk I could only play this as a third party It'd be too sad otherwise Also, unlike most anon, I don't mind broken goods.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:16:18 2008 No.247632 File: 41 KB, 220x206, 1205903778975.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you like a hug Anonymous?...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:18:13 2008 No.247640 >>247632 Why, yes. I would like that very much Alice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:18:33 2008 No.247644 >>247628 Thank you.

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Mar 19 05:18:35 2008 No.247645 File: 364 KB, 1034x711, 1205903915506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And while that is all going on, Marisa gets jealous and rapes her, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:18:41 2008 No.247646 File: 53 KB, 185x170, 1205903921674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>247640 nite nite.... squeeze

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:18:46 2008 No.247647 >>247567 Yeah, Troy's full of faggots, the cock suckers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:18:48 2008 No.247648 >>247632 I would LOVE a hug, Alice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:18:56 2008 No.247649 File: 64 KB, 500x608, 1205903936025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>247605 And then, the despairing Alice turns to MANOSUKE for comfort. Long H-scene ensues...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:19:28 2008 No.247654 >>247646 Good night, my love.

Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:19:50 2008 No.247660

>>247605
"Alice... are you really alright?"

"Yeah. Yeah, we're really happy."

She looked down at the table and looked into her tea.

"Oh, by the way, I'm having a baby. We're having a baby. Ha ha, I guess I should have said that earlier, right?"

"Alice... you..."

"Ha ha, ah, I'm looking forward to it. Being a mom. I had a mom, for a while. A mom, huh? Ha... huh? ... there's... there's something on my face... ah... huh... that's funny..."

"Alice, stop it! You have to leave him! That... That Anonymous is no good! Why can't you see that?!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:20:07 2008 No.247663 This thread pretty much wins the internets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:20:29 2008 No.247665 File: 126 KB, 525x565, 1205904029966.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Or Manosuke barges in and beat the crap out of Anonymous, then runs off with Alice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:20:35 2008 No.247666 File: 50 KB, 183x168, 1205904035857.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>247654 Nnn... ..hold me...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:20:35 2008 No.247667 >>247646 Even though it's a game of pretend In these lonely nights... I can't help but imagine...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:21:31 2008 No.247672 This anon would never hurt alice. I would love her tenderly. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:22:32 2008 No.247677 >>247666 Shh, shh. There, there now. Anonymous is here. Everything is alright.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:22:34 2008 No.247678 >>247660 I have so many ideas, but it's 1:30AM. I'll start writing tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:23:23 2008 No.247682 Alice body pillow, where?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:24:01 2008 No.247685 File: 46 KB, 144x185, 1205904241526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>247677 nestles and sleeps

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:24:31 2008 No.247688 File: 60 KB, 812x649, 1205904271214.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:26:01 2008 No.247698 >>247685 HRNGGG I'm losing my nutbladder to a goddamn game of pretend

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Mar 19 05:27:05 2008 No.247702 File: 110 KB, 600x600, 1205904425700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:27:24 2008 No.247704 File: 33 KB, 650x700, 1205904444302.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>247685 ALICE HEY ALICE I GOT A BOTTLE OF OLD CROW AND A PACK OF SMOKES LET'S GO THROW ROCKS AT MARISA'S HOUSE AND SLEEP UNDER THE BRIDGE

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:27:54 2008 No.247706 File: 63 KB, 213x661, 1205904474700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>247682

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:28:55 2008 No.247711 >>247685 line clear! [x]Rape the dolls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:29:36 2008 No.247716 So can we all agree that Domestic Violence Alice (DV Alice) is the BEST ALICE?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:29:58 2008 No.247712 >>247218 oh god, that looks rather delicious. Might anon share it's name?

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Mar 19 05:32:03 2008 No.247728 File: 213 KB, 687x496, 1205904723027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:32:43 2008 No.247730 >>247712 something like silence rabbits, 2 chapters; when looking for this the titles are weird its not like "silence the rabbit 1 and 2" its like "silence the rabbit" for chapter 1 then chapter to is just "silent rabbit" or something along those lines

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:32:47 2008 No.247732 File: 73 KB, 500x500, 1205904767524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>247711 Aww crap its bad ending all over again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:46:44 2008 No.247797 File: 73 KB, 473x900, 1205905604130.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>247142 you sadistic bastard. hats off to you, sir.

>>	Youmu! !!JxHWn3PPDwE Wed Mar 19 05:50:26 2008 No.247820 File: 44 KB, 453x400, 1205905826561.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>247076 WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:54:31 2008 No.247830 >>247716 Yandere Alice is best. No offence to DV Alice fans; it's just how it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:55:14 2008 No.247831 File: 108 KB, 640x480, 1205906114023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>247820 Forgot my pic.

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Mar 19 05:55:59 2008 No.247835 File: 191 KB, 600x600, 1205906159847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 05:57:29 2008 No.247845 >>247830 Yes! Yandere Alice!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 06:01:07 2008 No.247867 >>247716 I'd let her beat the absolute living crap out of my if you know what I mean.

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