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2473451 No.2473451 [Reply] [Original]

Who eats hamburgers like that?

>> No.2473455

Me.

>> No.2473454

How else would you eat a hamburger other than grabbing it and taking a bite out of it with your mouth? Do you use a fork or something?

>> No.2473460

>>2473454

I don't like your attitude.

>> No.2473469

>>2473454
No, look at the bigger picture...

Who HONESTLY eats a hamburger with eyes bigger than your ears?

>> No.2473474

>>2473469

I like your attitude even less.

>> No.2473476

>>2473469
I don't do anything with my eyes bigger than my ears because I'm not an anime character.

>> No.2473477

I usually eat my hamburgers be orienting my hands on opposite sides of the burger, as opposed to having both hands holding it from the bottom.

>> No.2473480

Japanese girl eating hamburger.

>> No.2473484

>>2473451
Depending on the location, I eat differently.

If it's just at a fast food restaurant, I indulge in my low-proletariat desires and manners and therefore simply stuff myself whilst holding the burger with my bare hands.

If it's some fancy high class restaurant, then I generally have to be more reserved and use silverware to pertain to my etiquette. Also, a hamburger wouldn't be served with bread in that case, so it would be useless picking it up anyway.

>> No.2473486

I eat my hamburgers with a fork and knife.

>> No.2473492

>>2473484
Also, the hamburger would be veal.

>> No.2473496

>>2473477

>a hamburger wouldn't be served with bread in that case

Then it wouldn't be a hamburger. A hamburger is not a hamburger without the bun. It would just be a meat patty.

Unless you're Japanese. But you're not.

>> No.2473497

>>2473477
She is either eating a really big burger or has tiny hands.

>> No.2473502

>>2473496

Woops. Misfire.

I meant to quote >>2473484

>> No.2473514

Its clear that she is sniffing the hamburger.

>> No.2473519

>>2473514
I think that she has also fallen down.

>> No.2473528

WHO EATS A HAMBURGER WITH NO MOUTH?

>> No.2473555

>>2473484
Why would you order a hamburger at a high class restaurant?

>> No.2473559

>>2473528
She's absorbing the hamburger via osmosis.

>> No.2473565
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>> No.2473563

>>2473555
To show people online that I did.

>> No.2473570
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2473570

BURGER DUMP

>> No.2473571

>>2473563
What high class restaurant even serves hamburger?

>> No.2473572

>>2473559
OK, I lol'd.

>> No.2473579

>>2473570
Oh god, is that Filet O' Fish or something?

I ate one of those when I was in kindergarten and had to be hospitalized.

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>> No.2473605

>>2473570

Sauce?

>> No.2473610

>>2473451
The human mouth is a lot larger than depicted in Japanese-style art. With those perma-small lips you can't expect them to chomp down burgers like people do in real life.

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2473609

Burger thread with no Piggy Arc? PREPOSTEROUS!!

>> No.2473612

>>2473605
Chaos;Head

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>> No.2473625

>>2473610

I'm talking about her hands. It's a messed up way to hold a burger.

>> No.2473731

>>2473625
It's a sign elegance~
or so they would have you believe

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>>2473454
>>Do you use a fork or something?

Yup, the Marimite hamburger episode was the climax of season one.

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>> No.2475216

>>2473570
love fishburgers

this is mai new waifu

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2475259

Do veggie burgers count ヽ(゜▽、゜)ノ

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