/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>24699916
>How do you unironically get sexually aroused by Touhou characters when they have such ridiculous hats?
>tl;dr Touhou is pure and in no way should be sexualized
counterpoint: Nue

exhibit B:
Look at this shit, it's like trying to jack off to a national monument. It's like I went to the fucking Japanese tea garden and got a boner looking at an ancient lantern

>>24699916
>>24700134
Maybe you’re just stupid

exhibit C: The Remilia/Flan/Yukari/Patchouli/Yuyuko hat
This shit is straight off Mama Bear from the Berenstain Bears (yes I am that Anon), how the fuck are people not acknowledging this?

>>24700347
Now I know you’re just a crossie trying to start shit.
Get out of /jp/.

exhibit D: This is just a fucking Chinese takeout box with a bow on it, what the hell?
This is like someone walking around with a miniature version of the Rokuon-ji on their head, what the fuck is wrong with the Japanese?

>>24700469
forgot pic

I want to fuck Suwako's hat.

If the Touhou has a female body, they will be sexualized, with dumb hats or not. It's the human nature.

exhibit E:
What is this? Some peaches?Is she prancing around like the god of the harvest? This orchard bitch needs to be left alone

exhibit F:
Seriously, what's with this frilly shit? I couldn't point to a time in history where this was a style but here we have it, this one even has tassels like on the handlebars of a six year old's bike

Also I forgot to add Chen to this list >>24700347, as well as a wholesale fuckton of other characters that I can't think of at the moment

I only ironically masturbate to 2hu. Also have hundreds of GB of 2hu doujinshi, but only ironically.

>>24700347
Philistine. I want to masturbate using Remi's hat and have the her wear it afterwards.

>>24699916
But anon, silly hats are part of the experience. After you fall in love with their "Ooh so majestic" looks, you'd want to strip them bare and appreciate their beautiful naked body.

>>24702265
>want to strip them bare
Except for the hat. The hat stays on.

>>24700252
He might be one of those sorry d*scord creatures, damaged forever.
>>24702338
Indeed. Removing it kills the 2hu, everyone knows that.

>>24700347
What the fuck, now I can't unsee Mama Bear's hat

>>24699916
>tl;dr Touhou is pure and in no way should be sexualized
lmao

>>24699916

>>24699916
yes

>>24700056
Worst character design, fight me

>>24699916
Nothing

eiki

porn

>>24699916
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I like them because theyre cute and essentially in a magical setting

>>24700347
Dude you're pretty funny please keep posting examples. I mean your choice of words are entertaining lol

>>24700898
Ran’s hat is cute and you’re a faggot.

>>24699916
The hats make it better.

>>24699916
Aaa

I know this is a joke thread for the most part, but as I've been consuming more official Touhou works lately, I've been feeling exponentially worse about lewding them. I ran the numbers the other day, and I only fap to about half the characters (the hags are the most alluring to me) and either try not to or straight up don't sexualize the other half. Even so, I still feel kind of guilty, but there's so much good Touhou lewd art out there, even for my fetish.

I try to limit myself to wanking to Touhou once or twice a week at most.

>>24811081
My problem is different, I find it very hard to fap to a 2hu I haven't played against/read her manga, since she'll just be a complete stranger to me.

>>24811385
Oh wow, that's effectively the opposite of my problem. I feel like if there's an emotional connection, I just wouldn't want to lewd them at all.

I just feel bad. ZUN puts all his heart and soul into Touhou, and then you get thousands of porn doujins. Poor guy practically thinks of them as his daughters.

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