/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'd smack myself around in front of her, just to let her know she's boss.

Make subliminal comments that remind her every time she sings how fucking awful she sounds.

>>2469483
I would make her love me. She'd give me her virginity, her love, her devotion. I would be a strong and kind man, I would shower her with affection and devotion of my own. She would know happiness like no other woman would know. The marriage would be beautiful, she'd tell me she was the happiest woman alive, because she was. I'd be a loving husband, affectionate and romantic, she'd enjoy the nights where we just cuddled on the couch and she let herself rest in my arms, comforted with the knowledge that she was safe and loved.

Then one day, an arbitrary day. I would surprise her with a trip, a vacation, we'd go to some foreign country, we'd visit some remote but fascinatingly exotic place. Then I would beat her, tear her clothes, take her passport and identification, I would bring her to a bad neighborhood and throw her at a gang, I would watch her be mercilessly abused while she begged me for help and I would smile lovingly as I always have but this time I would not reach out my hand for her. Then I would leave, leaving her alone and lost in a country where she does not speak the language, and I would not look back.

>>2469516
That is unpleasant.

ask if she can even fit in a C cup yet

>>2469516
Holy shit that's fucking awesome.

>>2469516
Oh fuck, finally a fate worthy enough for Chihaya.

>>2469516

Say she looks 'hippy' in that skirt.

>>2469516
That fucking takes the cake.

>>2469516

rape is always the answer

>>2469483
I would never do such a thing. Chihaya is to be loved gently.

Someday I will be her boyfriend, and I will love her just the way she is.

;_;

>>2469594

My first meeting with you was in a small room full of boxes
Your spectacled eyes were shining with anticipation
After that, one month passed...
...the two of us alone all day long
Even though I am from a different world,
you were so kind to me.

I'm so sorry, I can't get outside the screen
I am a two-dimensional girl
No matter how strong my feelings,
I can't be touched by you.

I'm so sorry, I can't tell you my real feelings
I am a two-dimensional girl
I can only talk to you through predetermined lines
But what I want to get across to you is how glad I am that we have met.

The first time you showed me your love was through your save files
You didn't cheat on me with other girls, you looked only at me
After that, one month passed...
...and your feelings moved to another game you pulled out of a box and began to install.

That's right, huh? Games have an ending...
I am a two-dimensional girl
No matter how much I may yearn for you,
the moment you get tired it's over.

I'm so sorry, I was just dreaming
I am a two-dimensional girl
I wanted to experience happiness with you in the outside world...
even if only a moment.

But at least remember me, OK?
Just how glad I am that you loved me.

>>2469608

Chihaya is the perfect girl for /jp/

Remind her of the finer things in life.

>>2469650
why? shes shit

miki however is perfect

>>2469650
Perfect to torment and beat up.

>>2469658
And the vast majority of /jp/edos are shitty representatives of mankind, how fitting.

Miki however is indeed perfect.

>>2469657
Looks like Producer enjoys Exercise-tan too.

>>2469650
I'm not so sure about that.

>>2469682
How fitting, Chihaya is a shitty representative of females. She'll be enjoying those lonely lunches the rest of her life.

I wouldn't make anyone cry, that's cruel.

>>2469516
Man, that's almost as bad as this.

>>2469734
>Man, that's almost as hot as this.

>>2469734

>>2469693
I'm not so sure about that.

Or maybe the thrill is in the hunt.

>>2469734
Chihaya roll,
Chihaya roll.
nobody likes you...

Tell her to grow a dick to match the chest.

"Damn Chihaya, I thought Makoto looked like a guy, but you take it to a whole new level!"

why is it always chihaya?! always with the abuse

Does making her cry of happiness count? Since I'm sure nobody here will be taking her I may as well do so.

>>2469768
>Chihaya
>Happy
Well you see...

>>2469767
She's an emo bitch. Well, her fanmade character is.

She's quite lovable in-game, despite the fact that she'll always prioritize work over you, but when she can't be realist she becomes extremely pessimist; she comes close of being an actual emo bitch in Eternal Prism 3 and her other drama CD.

>>2469772
It's possible. You have to work very hard, but it's still possible.
And very "rewarding". As in Yukiho's "reward".

Also, her stat growth is FUCKING BROKEN. She's iM@S' easy modo. No shit.

>>2469767
SHE'S A HORNED DEVIL WHO LIVES A CURSED LIFE

>>2469786
>And very "rewarding". As in Yukiho's "reward".
DETAILS. NOW.

>>2469786
>her stat growth is FUCKING BROKEN.
She's just the happiest that someone finally understands and loves her.

>>2469807
a pleasant evening where you walk her home

>>2469857
OH I DON'T THINK SO

>>2469807
No details to give. Yukiho wants a reward, and P gives it to her.
Seriously, she just wanted a fucking kiss, but she never was and never will be able to say it. So he never gave her the reward. ;_;

>>2469877
What about Chihaya? Did she get a kick in the ass?

>>2469887
She got nothing. The Producer just tells her "gtfo bai" at the end of her 360 career ...though that happens with all idols, but hey.
As for the PSP version, well, Miki BAWWWWWs and comes back to 765, gets the Producer all to herself, leaving nothing for the other bitch.

>>2469904
Sounds about right.

>>2469904
miki x producer
canon

except maybe for azusa

>>2469904
Man, must suck to be Chihaya.

>>2469927
>has never played idolmaster
>talking about canon

lol.

Miki has just awakened, Chihaya and the others have just lost the game.

>>2470053
NOT TODAY

>>2470066
Oh man, Miki just got TOLD.

>>2469786
>愛してるーっ！

I take it this is after you and Chihaya win some super-important audition?

HNNNNGGGGGG.

>>2470131
PSP (duh), right after you beat Miki in the final audition.

>>2470131
Yeah, something about a hotel and whatever.

>>2469877
"Yukiho, come over here..."

>>2470140
/r/ "reward" scene.

>>2470164
they then shake hands and part ways

>>2470029
but i have played idolmaster

>>2470169

>>2470191
The Producer should already have a pretty good idea what shape Yukiho's tits are, seeing as she's one of the only idols that you can touch without making her mad (and even get a Perfect Communication for it)

>>2470223

>>2469786
What happens after this?

>>2470379

>>2470379
SAX, ON DA BEECH

>>2470223
>(and even get a Perfect Communication for it)

Explain now.

>>2470223
well there's also the scene with makoto where you hit her on the breast to get perfect communication.

I like the one where you punch Chihaya in the solar plexus and she has to go to the hospital.

>>2470223
>(and even get a Perfect Communication for it)

wait what

I would shred onions in her face

>>2470430
>>2470397
Search moontube for 公式πタッチ or 公認πタッチ ("officially-approved PAI TOUCH")

How do these touch scenes work
Chihaya was crying and I had to dry her tears
I touched her chest but nothing happened, so I ended up drying her tears. She didn't say anything special, normal communication (because I suck at choices)

>>2470444
youtube is the best guide for those scenes.

>>2470420
Who didn't?

>>2470223
It's funnier when they get upset though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1H593rbQ60 very related.

Tell her I'm gay.

Why would I want to do that anyway?

make fun of her chest

Couldn't you drive Chihaya to kill herself simply by telling her that her singing sucks?

>>2470440
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