/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>24681791
Green Goblins and Pig Orcs for me.

>>24681927
This

>>24681927
P'orcers are indeed lovely!

>>24681927
Gib green shortstack gobbo gf

Speaking of healthy young vampires, they should wear clothes that show off the healthiness. You know, to be stylish and classy.

I'm going to seduce a demon, only issue is that I have like 5 charisma and will be really bad at it.

which girl would be the absolute best to train in martial arts with

>>24682520
Salamander or Hinezumi

The mantis your friends tell you not to worry about.

>>24682602
oh god oh f-

>>24682491
Big mommy Dragon!

Is Edelgard an Order sympathizer?

Overwatch is requesting units to refresh and resolve. Cognitive dissonance will not be tolerated.

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>>24682625
>Is Edelgard an Order sympathizer?

Anon knowing Edelgard's German style poor decision making. That is just outright insulting to the Order. The order clearly wouldn't be dumb enough to side with racist mole people. Unlike miss Fuhrer-gard.

>>24682654
I don't know why but corruption is both one of my biggest fetishes and it absolutely terrifies me.
It's a very strange feeling.

>>24682602
>Each day, I head into the forest to collect ingredients for my waifu
>And each day I get ambushed and sliced up by a Mantis.
>Not enough to really hurt me, but she always cuts up my clothes pretty good, and steals half my supplies.
>Waifu just laughs and tells me to solve my own problems.
90% sure this is some sort of secret martial arts training.

>>24682602
Do mantis girls like to give their husband a head massages after sex?

>>24682714
Same. And I think we both really do know why. We want to be corrupted. We understand the flaws of the human condition, and how painful it is, but at the same time fear losing what makes us who we are.

Corruption seems like a way out, but at the highest of costs.

>>24682699
I'd love to see a monster play through Three Houses just to see their reaction.

How about some cow girl anon?

So has anyone translated wonderworm yet?

>>24682994
The profile is translated on KCs patron.
Also I think someone posted a pastebin of it if you feel like being a filthy pirate.
And filthy pirates gets hunted down by the royal monster girl marine and "interrogated".

>>24683031
>translated on KCs patron.
Aren't those google translated or something? I remember them being barely readable, or KC found legit translators during hiatus?

>>24683077
>Aren't those google translated or something?
No idea, but I don't have a problem reading them.

>>24681791
Orcs>>>porks

>>24682537
I'll take Salamander

>>24682654

sabbath girls are so nice, they bring you sub sandwiches and beverages to you

>>24682784
You hit it spot on. Even though MGE corruption is the "nice" version of corruption, it still rubs me the wrong way.
Then again, you can have temporary corruption/mindbreak, so I guess there's that.

>>24683248
I don't deserve girls that are that nice to me. I should be the one making them sandwiches!

>>24683248
I'd make my daughteru a sub sandwich with my waifu if you know what I mean.

What's the fastest way to get raped?

Owl Mage reminding you that you skipped your lesson.

>>24683490
Walk in monster girl territory nude

>>24683490
Exist and be lonely. If rape is what you desire, you will shine like a lighthouse for any hellhound/manticore nearby

>>24683511
I'm not going back to school and she can't make me.

Feeling flabby? Just ask an oni to train you into shape!

>>24683638
How much do I have to pay her?

In my opinion, Yetis should be big. You may disagree on the muscles, but it makes sense for them to be tall on average.

What monstergirls are most likely to rape me at a gym?

>>24681927

>>24683670
That CC Ittan Momen who disguises herself as a bath towel

>>24683662
A small yeti, her head tucked under your chin, humming contentedly as you cradle her in your arms.
A large yeti, hugging you from behind, her muscled arms and ample chest warming you up in the dead of winter.
Embrace all heights, and become enlightened.

>>24683670
orcs and ogres that want to exercise your cock while you're using the bench press

>>24683271
>it still rubs me the wrong way
Same, but masturbation is a pretty straightforward process.

"Temporary" is a strange word.
Even my waifu, whom I love and trust greatly, has sworn to me and to herself not to indulge my darkest fantasies, lest the memories of such pleasures be as poison to my mind and soul, and drag me off into the abyss.

>>24683511
>Eyes_Up_Here.jpg

>>24683670
Gym monsters tend to be more fit and aggressive than others. You're pretty much guaranteed to be married on the spot

How do I assert my dominance over rapey monster girls?

>>24683670
ghouls wait until your arms are occupied and then make their move

>>24683670
>>24683856
>>24684045
>Only man in the gym
>If you even approach a barbell the entire gym offers to spot you

>>24683662
The smaller the Yeti the more she has to work to be the big spoon when cuddling

>>24681927
Patrician taste

>>24683662
I like the idea of small/medium yeti but they are extremely strong

>>24683511
owls bad

>>24684146
>Only man in the gym
Does that make you the King of the Gym?

>>24682994
>>24683077
He found a legit translator, the wonderworm reads as well as the MGR translations. Which (if he's now using the translator MGR usually commissions) may be why MGR hasn't posted the translation, they want to make sure it's okay with KC and he is not easy to get in contact with.

>>24684361
I imagine WonderWorm has a husky, breathy voice.

>>24684361
I wonder just what wonderworm and oomukade use their neck limbs for? Clearly the oomukade's can inject venom, but she could also just use the teeth in her mouth for that. Perhaps a double bite/injection while kissing?

The wonderworm's are shorter, and don't look like they'd be helpful for holding food unless it was already in their mouth, and they'd seldom be eating anything large enough that they'd benefit from extra limbs to hold it.

So perhaps they are simply there to tickle and scratch at the man's face and neck while kissing and mating. Sort of like what some boas and pythons use their pelvic spurs for.

>>24684436
Oomukade is one I wish KC would draw again. I want to see just how those neck, torso and arm limbs attack to the humanoid body (the torso ones look like they attack somewhere on her back). The arm and torso centipede limbs in particular seem to make it difficult for her to wear conventional clothes.

>>24684534
I guess that's why they are usually drawn wearing loose kimonos/clothes that are open in the front. I imagine part of the chitin extends up her back, and that's what the arms/neck pincer are attached to.

>>24684346
The question is who's the Queen of the Gym.

>>24684612
Is there an Ojou who's going to wrestle me to the ground?

>>24684361
Wonderworms are amazing. Their design is prefect for what i imagine a wonderland green worm would me. Only wish was she could produce silk to restrain me or fellow wives.

>>24684709
Cute. White tiger girl when?

>>24684718
They might still produce silk but are too lazy to do anything with it.

>>24684361
Did KC say he say he is back to 1 grill per month or he is still busy with game?

>>24684784
Last I heard he only said that he hoped to get the game demo out by the end of summer, and that he released wonderworm to tide us over.

>>24684746
I dont think greenworms are capable of it. Doesnt seem like KC to not use it even if they did.

>>24684746
>>24684842
Indeed, the greenworm uses secretions from her antennae to produce the chrysalis rather than silk. The wonderworm has similar antennae structure, and may be able to produce such a secretion too, though not to the point of making a chrysalis.

Interestingly, caterpillars that become butterflies in real life tend to not produce silk either. It's caterpillars that become moths that make silk cocoons (and use it for various other purposes).

>>24684912
Interesting. Thanks for the info anon. Kinda makes me wish kc would go back a make a mothworm girl. I assume moths lose that abilty once transformed right?

>>24684958
Pretty sure they lose the ability. Caterpillars that make silk do so via glands in their mouth, and the mouth changes a great deal in structure when becoming a moth. Course this needn't apply to a moth monster girl.

We might get the larval mothman someday, KC at least confirmed they exist and are different from the greenworm.

>>24685011
Dat butt.

>>24685011
I want to stick my face between those buns

>>24684746
>Enter a wonderworm's den
>The haze of smoke makes it hard to see what's in front of me
>Suddenly find myself face-to-chest with a massive woman, lounging on a spongy looking mushroom
>"Ah good, you're here. Say, could you be a darling and tie yourself up?"
>She points to a corner of the room, where a pile of silk lies haphazardly on the floor
>"Untangling that is kind of a pain, but you look like a smart boy. I'd help you but honestly, I'm tripping out of my mind. Thanks!"

>>24685011
Proof of undead superiority!

is it a red flag if your wife says she'd still fuck you if you or her somehow were turned into a child magically?

>>24685251
nope,totally normal.

>>24685071
True. Cpuld be fun as well if mothman girls could spit silk. Didnt know he said that about moth larval stages. Does that go for other insect girls?

>>24685209
Thats when you go in and tie her up.

>>24685251
If your wife blurts that out of the blue it's a 99% chance there's a shotification potion in your drink right now, anon.

>>24685251
No. Its extremely hot though.

>>24685209
>Go ahead and tie yourself up
>"You're kind of far away, though. Could you scoot closer?"

>>24685393
Every man has the right to (be hugged by) bear arms.

Reminder that monsters only like submissive men and will refuse dominant men and are unable to be mating pressed.

So there's no need to worry about suddenly raping your healer, maid, or imprisoned monster. They are unrapable and will simply throw you off if you attempt to subdue them for sexual purposes. If your healer or maid asks you to tie her up, she's just trying to level up her DEX.

How do I become the king of a Giant Ant colony?
How do I make sure I have a cute nerd Ant Arachne "mistress"?

>>24685286
Don't think larval stages have been mentioned for any others. And of course some insects like mantises don't have larva in the real world (they hatch out as tiny, wingless versions of the adults).

>>24685740
If the portals open I swear to god if my city becomes Racoon city I would the happiest man in the world. Surrounded by undead day and night

>>24685812
I forgot about RE at first and instantly thought of a town filled with Tanukis.

>>24685812
>Racoon city
I'm going to run around cosplaying as HUNK and see how far I can go until some Lich gets tired of my bullshit

>>24685812
Imagine a zombie getting pregnant

I want to cum all over Shiro’s pale little body and see how the cum compliments her skin and fur.

>>24685812
There's a pretty good chance I'd settle down in an undead city.

>>24685812
>>24685976
Take me down to the Undead City, where the moon is full, and the ghosts are pretty!

>>24685976
>Fangs
>Long tongue
>Knife ears
>Long fingers
>Sharp nails
>Spooky hair
>Spooky eyes
Why am I such a slut for these things?

>>24686028
Nice

>>24685924
Stop! You will only make her smugger!

>>24682654
>Swallow my mind
>Stick your tentacle in my ear
>Without further interruption lets celebrate and flay some mind

>>24685812
The only undead I like are in the Ghost family.

http://imgbox.com/g/Bi6VPCfLPE
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>>24686433
>Pic
Cursed image

>>24686082
How much smugger are we talking here?

>>24686433
Found a high quality Wight there.

>>24686433
I missed that march hare stuff. Neat.

>>24686512
I see she's putting points into spell casting.

>>24686512
Underwear is pretty rare equipment for undead.

>>24686433
The only thing that I don't like about Salamanders is their color palette

best monsters mix fear and sexuality

>>24686800
Indeed

>>24685886
>some Lich gets tired of my bullshit
What kind of bullshit?

>>24686800
That's why I love my waifu.
Terrifying woman, immediately capable of getting me aroused, impossible for me to resist, loves me dearly to the point I can trust her not to abuse her power over me

>>24686800
Hmhh.

Are vamps easily impregnated or are they just so weak that they can'incubize their man quick enough to not risk birthing a dhampir

>>24686455
What’s the highest level of smug possible for monstergirls?

>>24686433
A good amount of porn this time

>>24686433
A good amount of porn this time.

>>24686800
Scary is sexy!
Scary is cute!
I want to be helpless before a Demon as she pats my head!

>>24687097
>Demon
I refuse.

>>24687125
That's fine; more Demons for me.

>>24686800
My only fear is that I underperform for the guy in the mirror and I'll make him sad.

>>24684287
>small/medium yeti
But that picture is a big Chinese Yeti, she uses her cryo gun so men can't escape her hugs!

>>24687061
Can't*

>>24686820
Running around twisting zombie girls necks (to absolutely no effect) while muttering something about "muh extraction". No one's getting hurt anyway, so might as well have some fun before I get proactively dated - won't have time for such pointless bullshit when I serve as a dickthrone for a bored Lich.

>>24687061
Not easily impregnated, since dhampirs do not appear to be at all common. It's just that whenever a vampire does give into the temptation to ravish her servant before he becomes an incubus, naturally there is a small risk that she'll get pregnant.

Sabbath lolis wearing nothing but nipple clamps!

>>24687419
Never got the appeal of those things. Same with nipple piercings. Both just seem to mar it/get in the way.

>>24686800
>Automaton remembers her days as a killing machine
>Instead of killing any men she comes across she rapes them mercilessly

>>24687419
Are they going to do the nipple clamps dance?

>>24687506
>removes 2 loyalty counters to gain control of her

>>24687476
I agree with you about the piercings, but clamps are much more acutely erotic imo.

>>24687514
The what?

>>24687419
Sabbath lolis wearing nothing but nipple piercings, tongue piercings, navel piercings, and clit piercings.

>>24687554
>loli
Sorry but that's fucking yikes and cringe

>>24687549
That'd be the dance where they wiggle around and try to get the clamps to come off without using their hands.

>>24687554
Would they let me give them the piercings myself?

>>24687554
I like lolis and maledom but I don't like piercings or tattoos.

>>24687614
Total waste, I know.

>>24687554
Tongue piercings are garbage and belly piercings are meh, but the other two are quite sexy on lolis.

>>24687642
But what if it's a tongue piercing attached to the nipple piercings by some slightly-too-short cords/chains?

>>24687677
Ok, I'll give you that one. That's pretty hot.

>>24686676
>Underwear is pretty rare equipment for undead.
Remember that rare equipment is very powerful. Like a garterbelt and tiny panties on big undead loli ass.

>>24687614
Good taste all around. Piercings, tattoos, clamps and other wierd shit are no good.

What's the best way to bully chuuni monsters?

>>24688083
Pregnancy

>>24688102
Motherhood is strength.

>>24688083
Don't talk to them.

>>24688083
Join in on their chuuni delusions and outplay them.

>>24688122
Keep coming at them like a concerned husband when they try to do stunts while carrying your child

>>24688083
A chaste kiss on the cheek followed by a genuine smile. No monster, let alone a chuuni can withstand this technique without a blush.

>>24688185
No gymnastics in the bedroom either.

>Welcome to the Cat Kingdom!
>Please present your ID, Passport, PR card, and cat wife or Demon Realm Breeding Center number please.
>If you plan on registering and take sanction at our Cat Kingdom Breeding Center, please step into the line on the left, then when it's your turn, undress yourself completely, prepare your erection, and get your husband-adoption profile picture taken, please~!

If Doppelganger could take a variety of forms, and her shapeshifting wasn't tied to unrequited love, she'd be the perfect mamono.

>>24688277
At least there's trained slimes.

>>24688083
Make the elder sister deal with them

>>24688321
yeah but they'll still look all jelly, one-colored, and translucent the whole time like all slimes are

>>24688271
>show your dick for adoption picture
That sounds like potential discrimination, I'm going to complain to DL about this

>>24688122
But how can she find the Unseen Realm when she has to deal with seven children?

Ojou Monsters that posses enormous...tracts of land are the best.

>>24685860
I want to live in Jer-coon-salem! So many fluffy tails to shake to get coins from!

>>24688271
Lady I’m just here on a business trip. I have a wife and daughter.

>>24688403
That’s fine and all but HOW BIG ARE THOSE HAIR DRILLS?

So how BIG is Wonderworm?

>>24686433

>>24688347
Exactly.

>>24688321
I'd say the best bet with that would probably be a parasite dark slime.

>>24688434
They're fucking HUGE!

>>24688271
Did you check the issuing city? It’s always the issuing city that’s wrong.

>>24686433
>>24688464
STOP STARIN AT ME WITH THEM BIG OL EYES

>>24688347
If you get the right color and viscosity slime, then they can be latex slime monsters!

dragon pussy

>>24688462
Ultimate Momsister.

>>24688627
what's the point of having a dragon without a meaty tail?

>>24688627
looks like humie pussy to me

>>24688652
I don't eat my own waifu thank you very much

Cute eldritch horrors. Added to my mega https://mega.nz/folder/d1o3lQYR#2dVyhpmiYA5KimpNOSE8-w
Look forward to things coming soon™ http://imgbox.com/UOpTirLi

>>24688800
meaty tails are for doing this

>>24685011
This is what an ideal monster gf looks like.

>>24688462
I'd assume they continue to grow with age, (like a reptile) where it dramatically slows at maturity. So it would vary from individual.

I would apply the logic I use to Lamia size calculation, finding the "human size" then adding "tail length". The average Lamia would likely have the human body of roughly 5'10 to 6'2+, with a tail roughly 33feet+ (scaled from larger species of anacondas that have thickness very close to being able to "fit" a human torso.)

Taking this logic, the Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar was only a portion larger then Alice, who is a child. I would go out on a limb and say the average wonderworm would be significantly larger due to it's mature body. However, still farm smaller then a Lamia. Let's say again, baseline it's a body of a 5'8 woman, caterpillars are much shorter in length, so I'd assume she be 6'4 tall, 26 feet long.

>>24689026
Great work as usual. So we see here the night gaunts indeed serve a greater power in the abyss, or at least were supposed to. Seems the abyssal monsters have trouble keeping minions around. First the shoggoths left them, then the night gaunts easily switch allegiance when they find love.

>>24689026
Who is her lord? Cthulhu?

>>24687554
Momonika's sabbath probably has a lot of piercings, at least for tummies.

>>24689499
Night Gaunts specifically in Lovecraft were servitors like the Shoggoths. Although in the mythos they were servitors of the Elder god Nodens. One of the gods of humanity that lives in the dreamland. As far a them leaving it makes sense. While the Shoggoth is about rebellion the Night Gaunt is about giving everything of themselves to their husband. It makes sense they couldn't serve 2 masters unless he would serve the chaos monsters and she would serve him.
>The mated females are covered in a rubber suit-like substance which is created by the male. The substance completely engulfs the female's body, meaning that she has given up her entire self to her mate to be groped and toyed with at any time. The wings of the Night Gaunt also belong to the male, meaning that the female has also given up control of where she goes to her mate.

>>24689554
Most likely
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Demons_of_chaos

>>24689554
It's (You). Pay attention next time

>>24689630
Well that's who her lord become, but when she awoke it was something else.

>>24689026
>Can see into your soul with just a caress
>Captivated by some innate quality your soul possesses
>Endgame is something rather ambitious thay she wants to achieve together with you
This is dangerously close to my waifu

Behold! See how a wight can make a man her toy with nothing but her magical hands.

https://twitter.com/bonemanjake/status/1281466032658558978/photo/1

>>24689675
I fear having to go up against a Wight. Spectral hands by definition are not impeded by armor.

>>24689700
Get better armor?

>>24682491
>>24682625
>>24682699
>>24682809
Congrats. You're favorite/favored monstergirl is now entering and enrolling to the Garegg Mach Officer's Academy School to be a student there... Trasnfer Student or Foreign Student maybe? Or for that matter...

>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

Enter the link and tell us which of the Three Houses would the picked mamono might join. Black Eagles and Edelgard? Blue Lions and Dimitri? Or Golden Deer and Claude?

>>24689675
>that look of joy on her face when he cums
Always good to see monster girls happy

>>24685393
The thumbnail looks like a mantis cosplaying.

>>24689867
>Blue oni

Well given Edelgard thinks non-human sapients are simply "creatures in human form" there is no way she'd want to join the Black Eagles. Blue Lions would appeal to her serious side, though part of her might apprciate the more laid back Golden Deer.

>>24689907
I bet some monsters like to assign "scores" to such orgasms.

>"Ara, lovely... that was easily an 8.5. But you can't rest yet dear, I have to milk you until you're on the verge of a 10 before you cum inside me."

sassy brown gyaru monsters

>>24689675
https://twitter.com/bonemanjake/status/1246626114895785984
that artist has drawn me some good wight. Sadly closed now tho.

>>24689867
>Gremlin
Most likely Golden Deer.

>>24690169
Kiyohime will not be held back.

>>24689455
>26 feet long
Whoa boy. I want to be coiled by this worm.

>>24683662
Yetis are big girls for me

>>24689867
Why would I be at the mage academy? I’m training with my squad at the military academy!
I also happen to be the only man in my squad but I don’t think that’s weird.

>>24690277
>tfw most MGs would be taller than me because I’m only 5’3”
>I also hate lolis

>>24689455
Fat Bug!

>>24690305
Onee-sabath is gonna have a field day with you

>>24690305
Lucky motherfucker, I'm 5'7 so I am too tall to enjoy living out my ultimate amazon fantasy yet also still a manlet.

>siren harpies and mermaids freaking out when they see a flying dutchman out in the distant sea

>>24689455
26 feet seems way too long given her worm portion looks to only be about twice as long as her humanoid portion at most. Sure she could stretch a bit, but even then 26 feet would be too long.

>>24690072
Fuck that's a sexy wight.

>>24690378
Anput me down!

>>24689867
>Dark Mage
... Yes.

Remember to thank your Goblin Rogue, she works hard, even if she rolls badly on stealth.

I don't know how long it's been since I've written. The rewrite of Victoria's story isn't dead, though it certainly is going slow. Here's a wip of the 13th chapter, although it's mostly the latter half of the chapter that I wrote first.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m4g1lzNzDnk4dyGUnHnLSTzrwco3duB9nVoJXZ7R_dg

>>24690378
>no amazon trainer to make me eat her out after working out with her while in the sauna
Just let me die already, for this is truly hell.

>>24690106
I need a team of color-coordinated Gremlins to be my spaceship crew.

>>24690545
I just want someone taller then me who will hold me and keep me safe. Even if I am just forgetting the pain for a short while it's better then how I am now.

>>24690476
Looks like everyone's getting corrupted.

>>24687527
loyalty counters didn't exist back in her days. i bet she'll never shut up about those 'old days', or how one-sided enchantments becoming less rare and more common ruined the art of wizard dueling, or how mastah should stick to the old and reliable instead of new and broken.
man i want a robot wife like that.
also it's a shame Dack Fayden, the only cool new planeswalker, was killed off in war of the spark. that whole set was a mistake, from top to bottom.

>>24690545
who the fuck works out in a sauna

>>24690586
>I just want someone taller then me who will hold me and keep me safe.
Why are we here? Just to suffer?

>>24690606
Sauna comes after workout.

>>24690545
>>24690606
Zyzz

>>24690570
>B.O.O.B.S.
This is one strange KND episode

>>24690606
A delinquent undergoing intense training to win a fight against her rival from a different school, a Salamander who fights using heat as a weapon.

>>24690630
>KND but it's the sabbath's shenanigans at other monsters

>>24690665
>We gotta stop those sexy MILF Foxes from stealing our onii-chans!

>>24690377
How to sign up for onee-sabbath member partnership?
also do they accept men over 5'11

>>24690377
That Fox's clothing is very loose!

>>24690702
They accept all men who want an Onee-chan to spoil them.

>>24690702
>also do they accept men over 5'11
Yes. They'll give you a short onee-san who you have to bend down to for her to give you headpats, giving you a direct view of her cleavage.

I want to spend the night at the zoo.

>>24690634
Okay it’s time to settle this once and for all! Which MG makes the best delinquent? Is it the visual aesthetics of the certain species you chose or their personalities?

>>24690634
>rub dick on hot sweaty abs

>>24690794
imagine the smell

>>24690775
>They'll give you a short onee-san who you have to bend down to for her to give you headpats, giving you a direct view of her cleavage.
This is what I crave.

>>24690796
Oni.

>>24690775
Do they make lunches for you and your friends to take when going into a dungeon? Embarrassing you in front of them by treating you like a little kid?

>How tall are you?
>How tall are/is your wives/wife?
>Are those heights natural? Or from mamanobama alteration/spells?

For me it's:
>5'11''
>6'2'' before 6 inch heels
>All natural.

What would be harder to find? A tall dragon gf or a tall Titania gf?

>>24690835
She'll follow you into the in dungeon herself. An onee-san has to make sure that her otouto is safe.

>>24690849
>5’9” on a good day
>she’s only about 5’11” without heels
>all natural baby

>>24690796
While oni are a great candidate, hellhound are also at the top of the list

>>24690849
>6'3"
>6'6"
However, knowing how much of a shotacon my wife is, I would probably spend a lot of time a couple of feet shorter.

>>24690849
>How tall are you?
5'7 -> 4'11
>How tall are/is your wives/wife?
6'8
>Are those heights natural? Or from mamanobama alteration/spells?
You're insane if you don't think I'll be chugging the shota potions left and right.

>>24690849
>>How tall are you?
5'9''
>>How tall are/is your wives/wife?
4'6''

>>24690543
I'm glad you're still alive

>>24690849
6'3
8'0

>>24690870
Fine, let me rephrase this. If you had were to assign an ideal party member to a smallish, nature loving paladin, what would it be?

>>24690967
Elf.

>>24690870
Neither should be hard to find, but tall Titanias are likely outnumbered by tall Dragons.

>>24690870
I think you'd be more likely to run into a Titania than a dragon, dunno how tall the average Titania is though.
>>24690967
Pocket Princes belong to Fairy Queens.

>>24690849
189cm
170cm, 162cm/two floors, a basement, and a nice attic
au naturelle (or, in the second case, as much as it's possible for a shog to be natural)

>>24690169
Where can I find one of these? she hits all my buttons

>>24691004
>>24691005
Then I know what monster I am picking.

>>24690849
Irrelevant info redacted.
They're all natural heights with the exception of Bapho wife where the lower one is her default.

>>24690634
I love clothes like this.

>>24690849
>5'10
>5'9
>Yes.

>>24690875
But I'll be fine! I don't need help!

>>24691032
How does the romance dynamic work in a harem that large? Are dates a group thing, or do your wives take turns? Do you ever feel you aren't giving one of your wives enough attention?

>>24690849
5' 11"
5' 6"
natural

>>24690849
>5'8
>6'3
>Natural

>>24691032
How do the Jabberwock and Hellhound feel about the Hinezumi being taller?

>>24691154
It varies! Sometimes single dates, sometimes pairs and other times large group dates. Everyone gets along like one big family, even if two pairings are rivals at times. Although it helps as an incubus I wouldn't need to sleep.
They all get equal love in my thoughts and I even balance out commissions! My Hellhound wife is lagging behind a little in requests but I fully intend to get her up to speed once a full body with her ears more hellhound looking is done.

>>24691267
Neither really mind, Hellhound wife's a teacher and doesn't think of fighting much with the exception of hunting while Wock wife has her dragon strength which more than compensates.

>>24690849
>Me
Around 183 cm
>Lich
Around 160 cm
>Vampire
Around 175 cm

>>24690849
>How tall are you?
173 cm or 5’6
>How tall are/is your wives/wife?
Kakuen 4.5 Raiju 4.9 mad hatter 5.6 ryu 6.2
>Are those heights natural? Or from mamanobama alteration/spells?
Natural

>>24691029
I want a massive big sister titania that helps train her little brother to be a really great husband for his eight other wives!

>>24691524
>Big Titania Onee-san training Paladin Anon to be a knight of the fairy kingdom.
>But only because the small faeries are enthralled with... fairy tales... and want a knight in shining armor.
>Paladin Anon ends up getting swarmed by faeries trying to play princess.
>Turns out She trained him wrong, as a joke.

>>24690794
Just throw me to the lions and we can call it good.

>>24691651
Lions are the strongest!

>"Behold! It was I, all along. As a reward for your bravery and leadership, I shall thrice lay you."

What if holstaurs get breast attacks and start blasting loads of milk out their tittle for no reason

>>24691739
Cow Cannons
Tankard Tanks
Boob Bazookas

>>24691503
Sounds like a nice harem, what's the dynamic like?

What sex attacks does your wives know?

>>24691810
Level drain is mandatory

>>24691810
>sex attacks
Is this what cbt is called nowadays

>>24691810
The Downtown Dunkeroni Three Cheese Bronco Dick Surprise Wondermin's Hellshot From Outer Space You Bitch!

>>24691810
Curse!

Remember that if you marry an ancient evil, you'll be responsible for consoling her when she wakes up from a nightmare about all the atrocities she committed in the past.

>>24691810
>Sweet Kiss
>Taunt
>Play Rough
>Stomp

>>24691771
Kakuen likes to play games and things raiju is basically an air head ryu is more a traditional wife handles the cooking cleaning etc mad hatter like to fuck around with the other and me but is generally the most responsible of the wives or the leader

>>24691810
Spade-Gag.
>>24691880
Works for me, I'd be showering her in affection either way.

>>24688256
Ah yes, the tragedy of immortality.

Nyarlarthotep and other Outer Gods like himpay MGE setting a visit, wat do? And how utterly screwed MGE setting and Mamono be?

In case not all of you have an idea what I'm talking about:
>https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Nyarlathotep

Surely MGE Demon Energy might not cut it... Right?

>>24691955
Sounds like a nice group! Always happy to see more haremfags around.

>>24692027
>Nyarlathotep
So basically Losenis' story

>>24691810
>Hathor Headlock
>Ares Amazon Press
>Eros Executioner
>Fallen Face Smasher

>>24690901
that mofu is so dangerous i need it badly

>>24691810
>Hypnosis
>Destiny Bond
>Draining Kiss
>Bounce

I want a deredere Hellhound that's still as sexually aggressive and dominant as usual.

>>24692027
MGE has it's own, sexual outer ones and elder gods. Demon Lord has near infinite power as well, it would be hard to really compete.

>>24690849
>5'11" manlet
>While I don't have a waifu, my ideal harem would have:
>>Giant Ant Queen: Around the same height as me, plus or minus a few inches
>>2-3 Giant Ant maids: Around 5', plus or minus a couple inches
>>8-12 Giant Ant workers and soldiers: Around 4.5', plus or minus a couple inches
>>One cute Ant Arachne hikki-NEET: Around the same size as one of the workers

>>24692027
Turned into monstergirls and the raping of a cute boy.

>>24691671
I want a big, THICK monster girl.
A harem maybe as well.

>>24692027
Anything sentient and non-human becomes a monster girl. If Azathoth were exposed to mamono mana, the universe would be the wet dream of Azathot.

>>24692027
I mean mge has it own outer/old gods and they were affected by the spell it seems like

>>24692535
I genuinely don't get the appeal of "thick".

>>24691810
[Redacted]

>>24692564
Sapient.

>>24692623
True. I wouldn't call zombies or golems sentient.

>>24692597
>wide hips
>thick thighs
>soft butt
Whats not to get? Even the lolifags understand it.

>Cumming so hard inside Shog that she mindbreaks and loses her form, turning into a misshaped gloopy blob for a few seconds.

>>24692662
No, I mean if it was sentience then all living beings would be monsterized

>>24692597
Living bodypillow.

>>24681791

Shy tavern wenches who deep down hope to catch the eye of a nice man who will marry her are made to be corrupted.
Nothing beats the contrast between a human girl who used to blush merely serving you drinks and the same girl as a succubus who is now shamelessly breeding herself on you.

>>24692696
I find thin, delicate girls with gentle curves and a firm butt much more arousing.

>>24692701
Indeed, it surprises me how so few people realize "sentient" simply means being able to sense things.

>>24693006
Most people are stupid.

>>24692996
A knife is such a versatile tool.

>>24681791
Imagine leaving home as a nice lad of 15 or 16 (so just about a man by medieval standards); perfectly pleasant and fairly strong and good-looking by virtue of hard work and lucky genetics. Some 'adventurer' who's little more than a bandit boss stole your girl one too many times, so you set out for fame and fortune. Adventuring changes you; takes a solid foundation and to your intense surprise, after three years, you're 10/10, with more than enough gold to buy your entire village AND the one in the next valley over wholesale!

One night, you and your companions rest in the tavern of a small river village and as always, the local girls are all over each of you (even the cleric chick, much to the ranger's delight). You notice one lad sitting in alone at a small table however, nursing a weak beer and looking over at you and your friends with eyes full of anger, jealousy and hurt. Seems he's paying a lot of attention to the blonde all but spilling out of her dress as she presses herself onto your shoulder too. You recognise that look... It stared back at you from the night-dark waters of the rain barrel the night before you left your home...

What do? How does this play out in MGE?

>>24693024
She's on the hunt for fresh ingredients, for that good food for hubby.

>>24693018
It doesn't help when so many forms of media use sentient to mean sapient and people learn from them. Most people don't bother to look up words they think they already know the meaning of.

>>24693030
Wave him over and buy him a drink.

>>24693030
Forgive my ignorance but I'm not familiar with this scenario. Is it referencing some movie or anime? What was this "lad" doing in a rain barrel?

Princess carried to safety by a big strong tomboy firefighter hellhound!

Remember to give your maids lots of love!

overpowered and underrated

You're crazy if you think I'm gonna dick a puddle of blus goop

As much as I'd hate to say it. But fairly certain even Danukis and Demon Realm State Businesses are not immune from doing pic realted

>>24693212
Especially since they don't seem to suffer from the beholder's chronic paranoia.

>>24693203
I hope my kikis are prepared to work while constantly heavily pregnant.

>>24693234
Most doorlocks don't work so well against slimes.

>>24693212
Wrong on both accounts

>>24693325
Doorlocks don't, but even a wooden sword can get them in 1-2 hits.

>>24693203
Of course.
They'll be happy, soft, and pregnant maids the lot of them.

>>24693355
Call me crazy but aren't they nearly imperious to physical attacks?

>>24692602
such a powerful sex attack

>>24693406
MGE is based on JRPGs, especially Dragon Quest.
Slimes are basically Goomba-tier.

>>24681791
I know this is more related to fantasy in general, but it also is a recurring theme in MGE.
Who and why designed the Nun outfits?
They are supposed to make the women wearing them be less desirable but ended up having the exact opposite effect on men.
They work as a please assault this woman flag and the is historical evidence behind this as well…
The only other uniform that I can think of that was this bad was the British army uniforms that made the poor bastard wearing it easier to spot and shot at.

MGE, but try to describe it or make fun of it with Ssethtzeentach quotes.

>“In the Bible, God punishes Cain by forcing him to walk the Earth. In Vampire: the Masquerade, God punishes Cain by… giving him superpowers.”

>>24693305

>>24693456
Nun habits are basically Catholic hijabs, both in form, function, and sex appeal.

>>24693476
Literally who?

>>24693476
You seem lost

>>24693456
>>24693501
And then, you add the usual fantasy elements and these poor girls are pretty much begging for it.

>>24693476
>After all, there's nothing I love better than a struggle with a snuggle.

>>24693521
>>24693527
Sour grapes

>>24693558
I think you don't realize where you are, you have to go back to your shithole

>>24693476
Just do the entire doppelganger potion article in the style of his bowling ball and sausage delivery segment.

>>24693510
>>24693492
>>24693476
can you please not

>>24693476
>>24693492
>>24693510
Meido please do your magic

>>24693510
I want a uni knight with massive breasts and a perversion streak she likes to keep hidden.
Nothing gets her wetter than hearing about how she' going to get a whole lance of daughters pumped into her.

>>24693510
Bicorns still great.
I hate hellhounds and love Powerwolf, but that that's too fitting. Fuck you anon, a good laugh.

>>24693510
Go back to facebook and take your trash with you please

>>24693617
You're mean

>>24693645
>/a/ reaction images
Just get the fuck out

>>24693645
Leave now and never come back.

>>24693645
What's your favorite species of mamono?
What's your favorite family of mamono species?
Which region of the MGE setting is your favorite?
If you and a mamono formed a demon realm, would it be dark or verdant?

>>24693645
dont mind the salty anons too much, just lurk more to get a better grasp of what kinda shit goes around here

Anonymous glory hole sex with a group of Cheshires?

>>24693645
Lurk without posting to understand the way that the thread operates and to avoid embarrassing yourself and annoying others

How B I G do you like your girls?

>>24693446
That's a death flag, Anon

>>24693788
fat bitch

>>24683856
>>24684045
Fucking while exercising sounda great
>ABP-39

>>24693825
whoops, ABP-393

>>24693773
This, but as stress relief for a team of Rata and Familiar reporters and researchers.

Which mg would be kind enough to give me the sweet release of death?

How does your waifu feel about having small rodents in her anus during sex?

How long on average do you think it takes for a man to get used to the touch of his waifu?

Speaking as the biggest virgin imaginable, just being close to a woman is hard enough, and the thought of touching them—or them touching me—fills me with pangs of I'm not sure what to call it. It just makes incredibly horny and nervous and sends shivers down my spine.

On that note, I'm concerned I wouldn't be able to withstand skin contact with my waifu without being completely paralyzed by unbearable feelings.

>>24693869
cows suffocating you to death with braps

>>24693510
Where is Sister Abernathy?

How does one mindbreak a Mindflayer?

>>24693975
dont have a mind to flay

>>24692824
Anyone have the shy cobra lamia maiden and the shy village boy?

Wendi, the hottest Christmas gift

It's healthy for hellhound children to take advantage of men

>>24693975
>>24693975

>>24694031
Agreed, Wendi-chan is very erotic.

>>24694036
It's healthy for me to be taken advantage of by them

>>24694036
I'd babysit one.

Raising zombies as your bodyguards and adventuring companions!

>>24694031
Can I have a Glacies instead?

Monsters that are also members of nobility make me uncomfortable

>>24694230
I don't know, I like the idea of becoming some noblewomen monstergirl's boytoy

>>24693773
How do you know it’s not the same Cheshire teleporting around with new costumes and funny accents?

>>24693975
Do DMT

>>24694227
Glacies-chan is a proper figure skater girl, she comes at a premium price. Wendi-chan is the white elephant gift who can easily be subdued by a stretchy meat kids meal

>>24694263
Is it really a good thing though? You’ll always just be some Manticore who’s thirty years older than you “pool boy”. Sure she’s rich and still has the body of a twenty five year old, but she will never marry you!

>>24694263
No, that's terrible.

>>24694273
>Joe Rogan is the first and only man to cause a Mindflayer to lose her shit

Which MG would get sucked down the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories and general craziness?

>>24694316
Gremlin.

>>24693975
They already do that to themselves
>In order to make sex with their partner more pleasurable and fulfilling, they continually melt their mind and reforge it into something even more obscenely debauched.

>>24694005
how can one Kakuen be so stupid

>>24694284
I always wanted to have a dysfunctional relationship with a manticore

>>24694284
I was actually thinking of something more inline with undead nobility.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that high level skeletons may use magic or advanced sword techniques!
They are certainly no undead dummies like zombies.

>>24694366
Nobility is nobility, even if they are undead.

>>24694316
Rata lost in wonderland

>leanen sidhe hires you to cosplay as the male character getting gang raped violently in her latest entry her hit doujin series to help promote sales at Mamono Con and hand out copies to buying fans

>>24694790
Can't argue with money.

>>24694475
>Mom and dad die
>Thus letting you inherit their titles and become lord of the land
>Can finally live how you like and begin being more open with your maid wives harem
>Don’t have to worry about being married off to some snobby human bitch
>Suddenly lich-san pays a visit
>Mom and dad are back and due to being great heroes in their lives are brought back as higher undead
>Wight mom is so taken aback by your extramarital trysts with lowborn kikis nonetheless she practically wants to jump back into her grave so she can roll in it
>Dad agrees with her and take away your titles to rule the land again
>Won’t even let you move into the summer manor so now your stuck as a prince listening to your mother complain about your commoner wives

>>24694846
It’s a lose lose situation, either your parents keep nagging you making you miserable or they accept the kikis as family which means they can’t do chores anymore.