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I love Haachama!>early
why is haachama crying?
okayu~n
It's hard to think that Bossu's twitter was frozen for an entire month from his debutOh how time flies
Towa...
She isn't real.
with all the recent god tier MCs and that utwawaku, miobros i am now one of you
CANT STOP
>>24618081https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1280191228173185026
Last collab and thread was so fun I didn't even notice we were near the end
>>24618084Was it only a month? It felt like it was only unbanned recently
Coco's Cocock...
Shien is never going to get married because he'll keep looking for his idealised perception of love that doesn't exist just like most of us here.
Towa fangs.
pinko
Ahoy!
PIEN PEINPIEN PIEN
Risu....it's ok, we all bad weeks, i will waiting for you to come back.I am used to this already, i always stand with Towa too
>burgerhours? Let's fucking GO!!!!
>>24618095I'm pretty sure TriNero isn't even 3 months old yet.
You see this coming at you. What do you do?
>>24618103Bite me Tower-sama
ぴえん
>>24618102
>>24618102You had to choose the words that hurt me the most...
>>24618102Shien will find happiness, he has a really charming personality
Good news anon, so long as you're not as autistic as the men she's dated below, Choco-sensei sees you as dating material!>One guy she dated took her to a pachinko parlor on their second date>One guy she dated took her to karaoke, oogled her tits the whole time then asked her to have his kids>One guy took Choco to a restaurant, tried to not only split the bill for the food but also split the receipt of his petrol stop the previous day
Your yubisHand them over
>>24618102Please don't, I want him to be happy. And (You) too, anon-kun.
>>24618105
I already miss her...
Someone send her a cum tribute
Imagine a Shien Haato cooking collab.
usagi
>>24618105we need Miko azul to complete this
>>24618108I know it's fashionable these days, but we're not just gonna let you falseflag as a Towafag, Risu
I want more Towa and Subaru.
>>24618095His account was frozen on May 1 and was unfrozen on June 2A bit over a month
>>24618102WHAT IS LOVE?
What's going on here?
>Boss will never be your wingman>Boss will never help you find happiness after he found his>You will never be the God father of Boss' kids>You will never be called uncle by chibi, furry JackalsBros...
Ayame-sama I want to pee in your butt onegai
can anybody post the combined shion chair webm please?
What’s this?
>>24618102Bossu... You can do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kslpuGw5t24AAAAHHH RUSHIA VERDE IS BACK
>>24618102jokes on you those who have no hope can't get disappointed
Tell me the truth, did you fap?
>>24618109>burger hourshttps://files.catbox.moe/co9dny.webm
>>24618102At least he's not already in love with a .psd texture sheet with a middle aged otaku woman behind it playing a character that is just realistic enough to feel real...
>>24618089Welcome! You'll definitely enjoy your stay, with her laughter!
>>24618140Fubuki putting Matsuri into submission so she won't have any competition for the boys.
>>24618102I just want to be with someone as I live my life, I'm sure shien would feel the same. I don't wanna come to terms with pic related becoming reality
I love Suisei
>>24618084To think I've done literally nothing but watch holos for two months straightPretty sure it's a good thing
>>24618121I don't understand what's the problem with the pachinko parlor and splitting the bills so I guess I'm out of the game.
>>24618121>One guy she dated took her to karaoke, oogled her tits the whole time then asked her to have his kidsWell I can sort of understand his feelings on the matter
does anyone know the first song korone/ marine sang in the collab today?
>>24618148rushia...
>>24618127goddamn she tweets alot
>>24618136>>24618110Holy shit, it feels like TriNero have been around for at least half a year...
>>24618162piss piss PISS PISS PISS URINE ANAL PISS PISS IN ANAL AAANAL QUEEENEEE
Ryan Gosling's asymmetrical face...
dokkoisho
>>24618109>burgerhours
>>24618140Fake yuri
>>24618112hug her
>>24618166Would you invite your girlfriend to a fucking casino on the second date?
How was Miko's Bully stream? I ended up missing it.
>>24618154ganbare anon...
>>24618145You know how in tanabata you write your wish on a piece of paper and hang it on a bamboo tree?Here their stream is a bamboo tree, they're the gods related to tanabata and the listeners can submit their tanabata wishes for Fubuki Hikoboshi and Matsuri Orihime through Google Forms to read on their stream
pity sex with pekora! peko peko peko peko
>>24618166Do you not know what a pachinko place is? That's the only possible way I could understand you not seeing the issue with it as a date spot is.For the bill splitting, going dutch isn't all that bad but trying to get a girl to cover the costs of your gas bill is fucking retarded.
>>24618166Splitting the bills is fine, but the pachinko parlor is shit-tier date location. Literally anywhere else, short of a sewage drain or soapland would be a better choice.
>>24618135I kinda want Subaru to collab more with Gen4 in general. She's so precious in how careful and friendly she is with them, trying to be their friend. Except for Luna. Luna already feels like her equal.
Would you let her into holoEN?
do you think Rushia ever gets tired of the >flat 草>cutting board>boing boing!jokes?>>24618166pachinko parlors are like casinos, but worsesplitting the bill is a cultural thing, but for someone like Choco who seems to incline more to traditional gender roles, it would probably be pretty rude
>>24618139LADY DON'T HURT ME!
>>24618195yeah shes cool
>>24618121>tried to not only split the bill for the foodThat's really not that bad, apart from the obvious fairness of it I'm sure I've heard women say that's how they expect it, unless they're not actually interested in you at all and just want a free meal.
Where does Flare rank in terms of dedication?
>>24618109
>>24618166Imagine letting your date see your gambling problems
>>24618093I hope we get more Chocostars collabs, they actually had amazing chemistry despite this being their first collab together. Even better than the females counterpart of this project.
>>24618140Outdated yurishit
>>24618193I don't know man, at least you could hear each other in a sewer.
Nothing better than watching Mio sing at the start of a week.
Can someone explain to me how Flare manages to pull in so many viewers despite having relatively a relatively low sub?
>>24618089Enjoy the comfy ride anon.
>>24618195No, Pikamee is a fat autistic sjw
>>24618111Any Korone upskirts?I want to see what color panties she wears.
>>24618148God, green hair color and the original hair style fits her so much better. The pink hair and twitail combo was an outright downgrade to her.
I want to bury my face in Korone's fat, flabby, sweaty gamer butt and huff her butthole like I've been without air for a week.
>>24618210You bring up a very good point.
>>24618102The problem is not that, it's that his pure personality is a magnet for menheras, just look at how Matsuri reacted to his purity.
>>24618190>Fubuki Hikoboshi and Matsuri Orihime>OrihimeboshiHmmmmm...
>>24618217Its white.
>>24618200If people sent you money to call you flat, boing boing, and a cutting board, I think that would keep it fresh
>>24618204Mid
Rushia verde...
>>24618187>>24618192>>24618193Once when I'll get a japanese gf I take her a pachinko parlor and we will se what will happen.
>>24618207Choco did have a Dead by Daylight collab with Temma, Miyabi, Fubuki and Matsuri a while back but yeah this is her first collab with TriNero and Roberu
>>24618166Imagine if you went on a date with a girl and she took you to a slot machine and then asked you to pay for gas.
>>24618212That's just how it is sometimes. With low subscribers you might have high engagement and with high subscribers you might have low engagement.
>>24618134>falseflagI am not
>>24618211>>24618213Dios Mio, I wanna fill this fucking wolf with cum.
УВАЖАЙТЕ ЗВЕЗДУ РОДИНЫ-РОССИИ
>>24618109https://files.catbox.moe/a3pug0.mp4
>>24618240Yeah, but if she looked like Choco, she might just be a banger.
>>24616429absolutely bullshit https://www.statista.com/statistics/611957/japan-mean-age-marriage-by-gender/https://www.thespruce.com/estimated-median-age-marriage-2303878#:~:text=Couples%20are%20waiting%20longer%20to%20get%20married%20every%20year&text=There%20has%20been%20a%20change,and%20almost%2028%20for%20women.
https://twitter.com/7216_2nd/status/1280186336931004416>Matsuri shipping Roberu and Kaoru
Why is there so much money being thrown at Coco? they don't even have messages for her to read, what the fuck?
Your favorite holo is being penetrated right this moment by her boyfriend. She is loving every second of it and they will be planning a wedding soon. She is also ovulating today. Just wanted you to know anon... Yes it is me time-loop-kun[/ spoiler]
>>24618245I'm gonna piss in the star's ass
I liked Aqua more when she was a tryhard gamer. I'm a bit sad she went the idol route but at the same time I'm happy for her and hope she succeeds.
>>24618242Risu is a Towafag? Based
>>24618166>pachinko parlorGambling for old farts and delinquents. Think horseracing or sports gambling>splitting the billsAlways offer to pay first, but don't be pushy. If they want to split then accept. DON'T MAKE SOMEONE COVER YOUR YESTERDAYS GAS BILL
>>24618217
Simultaneous Multi Threading yo...
>>24618205Why did you have to remind me about that autistic as fuck scene
>>24618230I'm pretty sure it's mostly the EOPs/ESLs that call her that constantly at this point. And they're not exactly the big spenders.
>>24618245Твои пальцы, отдай их.
How come people don't mind when Choco talks to and about men, but for others that's off limits?
>>24618244not if I do it first buddy!
>>24618239You'll lose that Japanese GF, but post updates when you do please
Despite the subject matter, that collab stream wasn't painfully awkward like I expected it to be, I'm impressed
>>24618254>[/ spoiler]
>>24618240Honestly I'd laugh at it but I wouldn't pay
boko boko nanoraaa
>>24618264She's a literal succubus onee-san
>>24618108I still like Risu and will wait for her next singing stream.
>>24618251haha gaijin dragon do stabstab
>>24618250Roberu gets paired with both Shien and Kaoru. the boys kept teasing Shien because he likes Roberu and Roberu even got a marshmallow during his 24 hour stream asking how much he likes Shien and why
>>24618188it was pretty funny but she wasn't feeling so well so she didn't talk a lot, she mostly just explored the town
>>24618250Hey it's just like us and the holos...
>>24618214Oh my fucking god. Imagine holoEN filled to brim with SJW cunts. Would this cause a roommate posting open season?
>>24618254you can't evern spoiler
>>24618245I saw Hoshimati Suisei at a grocery store in Tokyo yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and reloading her russian rifle in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cigarette packs in her hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to dance and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the packs and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any voicing chord infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each cigarette and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by speaking in russian really loudly.
Really surprised none of the Holos have attempted Haachama's style.
>>24618270That's because of the personality of the MCs. Imagine if... Moona was the one hosting it.
>>24618264Chocomates don't care anon, she used to talk about lewd shit on her stream all the time
>>24618264Her character allows her to get away with it since it's expected.
>>24618264It fits the character.
>>24618284suisei...
>>24618256She can always do both Aquabro, while she strives to be an idol, we all still know who she really is.
>>24618238Yeah but after that she didn’t collab again with them until Kaoru’s exam months later. She was more of a participant back then while now she’s actually the one hosting the collabs.
Those miko dox are so fake, she sounds nothing like miko and doesn't even have a short tongue
>>24618264I don't think many people atleast here would mind that.That said, I also believe the girls simply aren't interested in what comes with collabing with the stars. It's fine if they want to keep it that way.
>>24618251She is an American. Japanese salarymen desperately want a gaijin gf.
>>24618264Cuz she’s not “””pure””” so to say, so her fanbase isn’t composed of unicorns.
>>24618102Bro...
Are TriNero the saviours of Holostars?
>>24618285A lot of them live with their parents, can't imagine it would go over well.
>>24618214Aren't girls best when they are a little autistic?
>>24618264She's a succubus who is clearly more mature than the other girls. It's something that it's interesting to hear from her but wouldn't be interesting to hear from other Holos.
>>24618283>>24618271Fuck you. It is still in blackface.[/ spoiler]
>>24618254how did you find this out, we haven't told anyone about our plans yet?
>>24618302YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>24618256She's always been one of the more idol like holos why do you think hololive pushes her so much? The permission bullshit also crippled her gaming stuff
>>24618303Trinero + roberu for the top tier collabs
>>24618257They both have deep voices.
>>24618264Because that's her character. She's the semen demon.
>>24618295You can't get any viewers this way like Pekora did with Miko.
>>24618259not white, kind of... Shion-colored.
>>24618304I don't think Haato's grandma likes it very much either, that's how she got banned from the kitchen
Did choco give a list for her ideal man?, because if so I need it
Why did everyone suddenly decide to get over it?
Salamander feet.
Kaoru: NO FATTIES NO UGLIES
>Expect meme answers from him>Establishes himself as the most seiso idol of all insteadsasuga bossu...
>>24618307Holy shit you dont need to close the spoiler if you arent adding anymore text after it why the fuck do so many people not realize this
>>24618331Fatsuri...
Read superchats faster Miso! I wanna listen to the archive already
>>24618264>people don't mind Have you seen her stream numbers?
>>24618329It's a metaphor for permissions
>>24618275>>24618288>>24618289>>24618306>>24618321That doesn't mean shit, she's still an idol.
Laughing in Mio's face as she cries over being a sublet!
>>24618264Because she doesn’t pretend to be a pure idol.
>>24618332I mean, he gave some fucking chuuni as shit answers as well, let's be real.
>>24618303TriNero with Roberu, yeah. If they continue the collabs not only between them, but also Holos, they could become the first one in getting big.
>>24618331His wife must be amazing. Debut when?
>>24618338So are Fubuki and Matsuri lol
S-Susei...
>>24618285Haachama basically subjects herself to be the butt if the joke and I feel like most of the holos don't want to be treated that way
How many viewers does Iofi average?
>>24618328Forgot your name pekobro
peko juice??????????????
>>24618333newfags dont know how the keyboard shortcut>>24618329theyve been getting over it for monthspeople love to see suffering and triumph
>>24618338semen demon idol
>>24618344And that's why they get so much negative feedback.
>>24618345H-hot
>>24618303That horn is fucking ugly and I HATE it.
>>24618345
>>24618355From who? A few trolls on 5ch?
>>24618322I really don't get what you mean by that.
>>24618332Shien has more seiso in him than the entirety of hololive.
give me the rest of gen 4 3d right now or else
>>24618345Is thay hitlrt on the right? I didint know suisei defected to iron blood
>>24618345Did he pee in her butt?
>>24618348Fluctuates between 600-1300.
>A-chan is going to be more picky with guys now after hearing Choco-sensei's storiesFUCKING CHOCO YOU'VE RUINED MY CHANCES
>>24618368Doesn't look like it. Sad!
>>24618355Matsuri gets more negative feedback from being a menhera and Fubuki gets more negative feedback from being a gacha addict.
>>24618365
>>24618363Pekora milked Miko for viewers and now she has discarded her. PekoMiko is dead.
>>24618345I did not see that coming
>>24618345thanks
Marine's personality is too strong. She gives off real "woman who needs no man" vibes.Only the toughest of chads can tame her. She probably likes to get choked out during sex.
>>246183653Ds getting delayed!
>>24618374Just be yourself bro
>>24618381NO
>>24618374>implying A-chan isn't already takenYou lost before the game even began.
>>24618337>get over it EOPs learn our language instead of just watching us for gamesWow
>>24618285I'm interested in seeing who does the next lewd stream after she proved it was possible without getting banned. I think it'll be Hoshikawa.
>>24618112Did anybody really bought that shirt?
>>24618341That hatsume miku answer caught me off guard.
>>24618374Isn't it a bit too late for A-chan to become more picky?
>>24618374Choco sensei set a really low bar, how disgusting are you that you can't even go above that
So did Towa actually jack off those men on stream?
All according to plan.
>>24618385She is one of my faves but I promise you her roommate has at least 4 cats by now.
>>24618388I hate that I can see this happening when it seems like a 2nd wave of corona is hitting Japan
>>24618379I love Towa tweets.
>>24618385>woman who needs no man" vibes>She probably likes to get choked out during sex>the sky is blue>actually it not
>>24618194"I don't really understand but that's pretty good"?
>>24618379I'll give her confidence.
>>24618404He wants Achan not Choco anon
>holoIDs are too kind, many indie chuubas leech them off
>>24618402How was Towa's MC stream? Missed it for other streams. Her tweet tells me she had a good time though.
>>24618251It's Coco. Almost everyone watching her are gachikois and members
>>24618388I can't wait for Towa to prove that she's the best singer/dancer of 4th gen during her 3D debut
>>24618388get ready for it>A case of bubonic plague is reported in northern China’s Inner Mongolia>https://twitter.com/i/events/1279978387562364928
>>24618410You think an independent woman wouldn't want a good dicking?
>>24618388no
>>24618399To be fair, that was his actual experience talking. There was some girl who literally ranted the song at him when he went to an anime convention and it scared the shit out of him.It's also kind of metaphorical that he'd be fine being friends with a chatterbox girl, but wouldn't want to date her.
>>24618416NijiID...
>>24618166Im pretty new to this Holohole, can someone tell me whats up with those dino nuggets they always spam?
No matter what you say, you'll always be a Miomama, Mio
>>24618425This
>>24618416HoloIDs are irrelevant, just like HoloCNs.Come back when they get more than 100k subs.
>>24618416Risu, Iofi and Moona shilled few of their indie friends already by themself
>>24618397Bought? Probably a lot. Went outside wearing it? None.
>>24618404Choco just wanted to give you otaku a bit of a confidence boost. Now that you know there exists at least a few people underneath you, you're basically on top of the world.
>>24618417It was a nice chill stream, Sio and Aki showed up and chat teased Towa.Best ending too.
>>2461839635? She could ask the 35p to open the tag and they go through together as she critiques piece by piece. she'll also be able to collect more explicit art since nothing will actually be shown on streammiko seems like she would be able to provide good commentary
>>24618389I mean asking as much you're not a piece of shit, that's a decent advantage a good chunk of guys
>>24618406RBC...
>>24618168UFO ピンクレディhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Zt9jdWZ3U
>>24618405She only did it for me.>>24618417It was chill, nothing special, but the ending was really cute and Sio appeared on the chat.
>>24618385you can lightly bully her and she'll drop to the ground and get ready...
>>24618345That is St. Louis from Azur Lane, not Suisei. And of course if it was Suisei, she's have pee all over her butt in the last image.
How big is tamaki's penis
>>24618438Risu could have got that this week....
>>24618436she makes stockings so sexy
Iofi peeing on stream!
>>24618427What you're saying is the same as that strong and aggressive man wants a girl that will peg them. It's nonsense.
>>2461846018cm IIRC
>>24618264Because her popularity is already at the very bottom. Sorry guys, you know i'm right.
>>24618455What!? You have to pee IN her butt otherwise it's just making a mess, anon you should know this...
>>24618426It's bacterial, unless water supplies get fucked there is nothing to worry about, there is bubonic plague all year round itself just never gets reported because it's not something that the general populous has to worry about, the news are just taking advantage of the current situation to get clicks
>>24618461She just needs a couple more tweets talking about her shit
>>24618381Their mojipittan collab drew in so many viewers. I remember back during ぺこみこxmas it was around 15k. Time moves so fast in the vtuber world.
>>24618388Honestly I wouldn't mind. Luna's and especially Towa's fanbase nowhere near as big as the other three's. They should wait for at least 200k subscribers.
>>24618471i don't think anyone is going to disagree with you
>>24618345This is clearly that bote from Azur lane.
Why does Iofi keep saying lewd things in a lewd voice guys
>>24618444I forgot about Miko, she was even watching Haachama's stream live wasn't she? She totally could get to it faster.
>>24618455They made her so fucking ugly in this skin compared to the new years one
>>24618330Her legs would be perfect if not for the weird "pants".
>>24618488At the rate they are going they will hit that in a few weeks anyway.
>>24618478The pee overflows
>>24618471You're correct about her popularity but not about that being the reason she does it.
>>24618332Bro he said his ideal man was a Kamen Rider protagonist
>>24618468Shut the fuck up, Towafag.
>Jetri fucked up again
>>24618498Freudian spic
>>24618507That's a lot of pee!
>>24618501It's the lipstick and angle, doesn't go well with that style.
>>24618432>NijiIDTheir 5 members VALORANT couldn't even break two digits.
>>24618455>>24618345nice off topic posts, gachashitters
>>24618523Lots of pee in my big fat balls
Iofi being echichi
>>24618455no it's the famichiki™ special PRIDE OF HOLOLIVEafter selling her soul to famichiki
>>24618497she learned from the other indos that people are only going to pay attention to them if they act like gutter sluts
>>24618264She already filtered her audience. If you want idol shit and purity shit, you won't have Choco as your oshi.
Somewhere out there there is a japanese NEET sitting in his basement compiling a comprehensive doxx database on all the boyfriend's of all the roommates. What will happen when it gets publicly released?
>>24618265What the fuck
>>24618471This guy gets it.
>>24618444tfw no fap livewatch or circlejerk with Miko
>>24618263Сбреешь бороду, отдашь ак в Сиэтл, тогда, может и отдам пальцы. А пока они мои, да.
I hope holostar will get their own christmas miracle.
>>24618529What you'd expect from retards who go along with forced memes?
>>24618547Me too bro
>>24618355From who, you? Hololive has girls that care about unicorns so you can go to them instead of shitting it up for others.
>>24618530You should see a doctor anon...
>>24618385>She gives off real "woman who needs no man" vibes.I'm not seeing that at all. She's unruly but more in a childish way than anything else.The only time I feel anything like that comes up is when she tries to play the captain but even that is just a setup to get the chat to bully her.
Couldn't really think up a clever name for this one, if someone has one, let me know.
>>24618102Bossu...
>>24618544>Сбреешь бороду, отдашь ак в Сиэтл, тогда, может и отдам пальцы. А пока они мои, да.Твоя мама лесбиянка.
Some of you holos are alright. Don't come to cover corp HQ tomorrow
>>24618542Choco already did those for members
>>24618547Wait holostars are also idols? Really?
>>24618537The japanese people will seethe, the EOPs don't care because most of them are whiteknight cucks. The hololive would die anyway because EOPs don't pay.
>>24618537I'll probably have to lay low for a while
>>24618121Normally I would consider a girl who is unwilling to split bills a gold digger/out for a free meal but Choco is very old fashioned traditional type of woman. She probably expects her man to hold the door for her too. Good for settling down with as these types are less likely to cheat or nag.
>>24618499she tries not to miss any of her streams, she even said she felt like dying when Haato took that little break https://twitter.com/Tanukiyama1/status/1279146628398497792?s=20
>>24618568NOERU!?
>>24618425I expect Towa to dance well, to be happy and to cry.I want her friends to show up.
>>24618379Seriously whats her problem? Seems like she never wanted to be a chuuba in the first place...
>>2461846018 cm according to his own words.
>>24618547it will happen. Soon they'll do a Hololive Gen 1 collab with TriNero+Roberu and all the boys will jump up 10k subs.
>>24618561more like Tamer of Choco!
>shion op>shion poster on Coco wallIs Shion even still regularly updating though
>>24618551Unicorns are not known for being reasonable
What other game/holo combos do you anons think work as well as DOOG? Where the game and the holo's personality just feel like a natural fit, obviously there was Suisei and tetris but RIP on that one.
>>24618570That was the intention but YAGOO gave up on it when he lifted the collab ban, hope they get big enough to be in their own concerts like the girls in 2019
>>24618568YAGOOCHAMA!?
>>24618551t. homostar faggot
>>24618582oppai Towa...
>>24618581she's going to show pekora how to truly get over it
>>24618592Korone and Deadly Premonition are a match made in heaven
>>24618570yes
Splitting the bill for a meal is okay, I guess it would depend on the culture, maybe in Japan, the male is always expected to pay.Splitting the bill for your gas YESTERDAY though is fucking weird as shit.
>>24618577The problem isn't that she was unwilling to split the bill, it's that the guy sprung it on her without agreeing before hand AND tried to get her to pay for his gas. But, I agree she does give off the vibes that she would be expected to be paid for, since she seems a little old fashioned.
>>24618577Are you supposed to be smiling and clothed when doing dogeza?
>>24618582so no one shows upnice ooc image
>>24618109>>24618178>>24618205>peak europosting hours when burgers are still at work>euros shit up the thread>TIME TO LEAVE GUYS BURGERHOURS HAVE STARTED KEK
>>24618579wonder how many socks she ordered.
PekoNoel is the new ship guys.Peko will 手手 her boobs if you know what I mean
>>24618598You say it like being homosexual is something to be ashamed of.
All I want is to see my son in 3D. I hope he reaches 30k soon...
>>24618611This isn't dogeza, it's your wife offering themself to you
>>24618609can I split the gas for tomorrow's date in advance?
>>24618582I expect her to cry as well, just not sure if they will be happy tears or sad tears
>>24618614SioAkiMioOkayuRoboco...
>>24618617Haven't you noticed people complain about burger hours every hour of the day?
>>24618570Did you not see Rikka's 3D debut? He blows the rest of the 'idols' in hololive out of the water.
>>24618567Ты какой-то ужасно грубый. Я не хочу с тобой дружить.
>>24618584>tfw bigger dick than Tamaki feels good bros>>24618577paying for the bill yourself is actually a pretty good filter
>>24618406>Aki made Towa play ARK>Sio will probably play ARK too just to keep up
>>24618617Those are disguised SEA falseflaggers
>>24618560I guess it works with her being a 19 yo playing a 27 yo who plays a 17yo.
Towa sounds like a man. Her cultists are all homosexual.
>>24618625I wonder if there is a page like holostats to see everyone's subs
>>24618625at the rate he's going, he'll hit the number this month or next month. And if the Rikka timeline is standard, it takes about 3 weeks to organize a 3D debut.
>>24618579みこじ。。。
>>24618623their 3D collab(?) is going to be fun
>>24618629Don't think you have to worry about dates.
Get on my level.
>>24618645I can hear thedesuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>24618609I'm an EOP so maybe I'm wrong, but the issue might have been the guy asking Choco to split the bill when it's time to pay the bill which is a dick move, you have to agree on that beforehand.
>tfw you're just tired of the same one-note Marine jokes for weeks nowSHE HORNY HA HAMake it stop nano~
>>24618645why did I start to like her
>>24618582Alongside Luna with her Piano recital, Towa could do the best 3D debut with her dancing and singing skills.
I can't believe they're fucking dead.
>>24618630Relief and happiness I imagine, also expect her to embarrass herself slightly, that's just unavoidable for Towa.
>>24618614will YOU show up at Towa's 3D debut?
>>24618665they died two times also...
>>24618630Towa...
>>24618658Brayan...
>>24618660That too. Payment should be discussed and agreed on beforehand. But asking to split yesterday's gas bill is fucking strange.
>>24618661I agree but really fucking ironic coming from a Lunafag.
>>24618627But that's not my wife that's my mommy.
>>24618102Most of us here are invisible to women. Unless they are in their late 30ies and are looking to settle down. But those women are pure objective nightmare regardless of your standards.
>>24618630Sad tears because she will be the only one not to hit 100ki hope im wrong, she doesnt deserve to fail
>>24618425I'm really worried she'll be too nervous to do anything, even during her recent celebration karaoke stream you could tell her nerves were getting to her near the start.
There's a girl who looks EXACTLY like Subaru in my summer class. Should I message her?
>>24618636so the only people who like towa are the people who nice to everyone?
>>24618679Then it's your mother offering herself to you for her chores then, didn't know we were siblings though anon
>>24618425>best singerwho is watame?
>>24618661Marine is a one-note person.
>>24618598
>>24618669I'll be there!!! YEAAAAAAhttps://files.catbox.moe/ay9bir.mp4
>>24618658
>>24618617To be fair even primetime has gone down the shitter here. Today proved to me that /hlg/ is almost 99 percent newfags now
>>24618103Imagine the kisses
>>24618688Nice blog.>>>/soc/
>>24618684luna will definitely also not hit 100k
>>24618687Sio is pretty much the only exception yeah.
>>24618664Yeah, they have a lot to show.Towa probably could have probably been a real idol with her skillset.
>>24618688I'd say it this way, would you like ME to text her?
>>24618150Not yet.
>>24618684She will hit 60k at best but neither Luna will reach 100.
>Matsuri tiktoks
>>24618639Yeah it wasn't anything special. Did you watch Coco's 3D debut? I'm glad all her hard work is paying off
>>24618660it's never alright to ask someone to split a bill on, especially if you were the one who asked them out on the date. they could offer to split if theyre being polite but you shouldnt expepct it>>24618688>messagewhats wrong with talking to her face to face, zoomer?
>>24618624Your ancestors certainly would.
>>24618658damn is that THE Risu "spics go home" Ayunada
>>24618425She has the most experience, not gonna be too hard even if(when) she spills her spaghetti.
>>24618624it is
>>24618702There's a lot of things they can do with Luna's 3D debut to make it interesting. But Towa...
>>24618688Send her profile to here and I'll tell you she's like Subaru or not.
>>24618579Miko wants to rape haachama
>>24618150yeah and I'm proud of it2 times infact.
>homofags>being relevant>everL M A O
>>24618687Mio and Okayu are her real life friends though.
>>24618345Someone edit pee on the last image
>>246186913rd best
>>24618716>>24618720Hey wait a minute...
>>24618150I'm not into old hags
>>24618696It's the cardboard Towa?
Lunachads run this general
>>24618642>paying for the bill yourself is actually a pretty good filterDo they still hold on to traditions like this in Japan? As a burger I'm careful not to spend more than $10 on a girl before I've slept with her, pretty sure there's a silent understanding that if you pay too much before you stick it you just look desperate.
>>24618425don't forget that Towa's greatest enemy will be there too: Towa
>>24618688Do it, if not for yourself then for us who live without hope
>>24618717Risu is the second most racist Hololive member after Minato "The Rape of Nanking Part II" Aqua
>>24618736I mean, there's nothing wrong with liking the homostars, but being an actual faggot is deplorable
>>24618102I am confident Shien can get a good girl.
>>24618582>>24618630They'll be tears of joy for sure. It's such a huge milestone. I kinda expect Luna to tear up too, her journey was so long and she's surpassed everything she's been able to achieve before proving she can stand equal with the best of them.
>>24618665add coco to that list
>>24618739Yes.
>>24618699Imagine how embarrassed Towa would be.
>>24618661Yeah it's annoying to see youtube comment section tier posts even here where you'd expect people to know more about her.
>>24618756In a perfect world, maybe anon. But in a perfect world men like me wouldn't exist
>Flare's reading superchats>Mio's reading superchats>Iofi's reading superchats>Coco's reading superchatsWhat the fuck
>>24618653>understands the hell of VR horror>forces it on another>but will be by their sideIs Pekora good or evil?
>you'll never be able to afford ayames serviceswhy even live...
>>24618675Asking to split gas at all is fucking strange. I live in Europe where gas is expensive as fuck and I've never made someone pay for my own car's gas.
>>24618741
>>24618301ironic considering shes probably more "pure" than other holos
>>24618658feels good.
Towa and Luna 3D 120k eachshut the fuck up fags
>>24618759I actually wonder if luna is going to take off her limiters and sing properly for her 3D debut instead of shitposting
>>24618749yeah this post is pretty based
>>24618350>peko juice
>>24618688You will forever regret it if you don't.
>>24618769Yes
>>24618768Prime hours ending.
>>24618776The only time I think this ever happens is if you're carpooling with a friend and you agree to help them cover the cost
>>24618703Nose-chan...
>>24618744Towa will finally face Towa.
>>24618773She can't be that expensive, Anon.
>>24618658Sorry guys but I'm the who's getting married to Choco.
How come people barely talk about Sora...
Post something to fap to, must not be nsfw
>>24618785rushia and pekora are good and cute friends
>>24618768Hololive cabaret.
>>24618800Choco likes all the tweets anon she's a good girl
>>24618767Sorry, anon. I wasn't talking about you. Most everyone here is doomed.
>>246187683am on what is now Tuesday
>>24618166Going dutch on a date in Asia is frowned upon. The man is supposed to pay for the bill
I wonder who had it worse, Choco's history with men or Oga's history with women?At least none of Choco's men tried to kill her, like Oga's women did.
>>24618782I'll fucking cry if she starts singing in her character voice but gets too emotional and it starts to crumble.
>>24618804
>>24618716Why would you apply societal norms from decades or centuries ago to today? It's like saying my ancestors wouldn't approve of me using a computer.
>>24618749>He thinks watching Holos all day and hanging out in /jp/ doesn't make you a sub-human as wellWe're all degenerates anon. Who cares if someone here likes dick.
>>24618768>3am in Japan.
>>2461879710 akasupas
>>24618792Climax of the Gen 4 anime is an Apex themed battle between Towa and Dark Towa
>>24618766Newfags run this place now, we didn't gatekeep hard enough
shion yo
>>24618791Yeah, basically. Or when you're lending your car to someone too I suppose.
>>24618810I wasn't talking about me either, I was just saying my existence is proof Shien isn't destined for happiness
Its hard to imagine Watame shilling for Luna and Luna shilling for Towa at the end of their debut.At least Towa won't have to promote anyone in the end I guess.
>>24618778>One upping a like from I Can't Believe It's Not Korone with a reply from the real deallike winning a mexican standoff with a rocket launcher blast
You fuckers get like for everything, I'm always trying but no one gives a fuck about me. I'd be happy even with Moona at this point.
>>24618779I like both of them but 120k seems unrealistic. I hope they both get at least 100k though, the other holos just need to shill hard for them.
>>24618806yeah but their roommates aren't
>>24618833Just do artwork and you get a free like.
>>24618778I KNEEL
>>24618835i don't believe this is true.
>>24618814>uh every person I've dated was horrible!perhaps, and I only propose this as an unlikely possibility, but just maybe, and I mean maybe, they were the problems in those relationships
>>24618814Well Choco had a lot of autists and retards dating her, but Oga had a single menhera who basically traumatized him, so I think he's had it worse.I do question Choco's taste in men however, that can't be all bad luck.
>>24618742>Do they still hold on to traditions like this in Japan?All east asian countries are like this
>>24618830Towa will have to promote gen 5.
>>24618804naked Aki!
>>24618769pekora is a really nice girl irl according to marine, if not a bit cold, she plays just plays it up for the stream
>>24618834the realistic number is probably around 70k, but it would be nice if they could get even 90k
Peko juice is her period blood
>>24618838But I can't draw.
>>24618804https://streamable.com/4vb27a
>>24618833>I'd be happy even with Moona at this pointBro, you can do better than that. I believe in you.
>>24618610He should have ordered dino nuggets for her, she would have paid the full bill for that.
waiting for my 2 large doublecheeseburger
>>24618841Usually I'd agree, but those two actually had stories to back it up (and people outside of those relationships who know them (A-chan and Oga's little sister) commenting how fucked up their dating luck is).
>>24618809I know that, yet it still makes me so happy whenever she does it.
>>24618851I knew a girl that made her boyfriend drink some sort of period juice for some retarded reason. it didn't end well
>>24618844And Kaoru seems to have dated someone who got on the bad side of law
>>24618768My wife Suisei is not a xabaret whore like the others who rely on superchat readings. She only needs pee on her butt
Choco might go live on twitcasting signing post cards
>>24618838That's not always true.
>>24618121>wants to date>is the only one we don't know what she looks likeFuck
>>24618688Does she sound like a duck? If yes, go for it
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV13D4y1S7EC
>>24618844Choco might have Matsuri's taste in men.
>>24618820The point is, more people are doing it now.
>>24618827Shien is extremely charismatic, was in a viral video, and is likeable. He can do it.
>>24618867Your wife has good taste anon, hope I can find one just like her!
Haachamma: Lunatic teen, or calculating stunt artist?
>>24618879Tuna...
I can't believe marine is shorter than korone.This is what girls must feel like when they find out their tinder date is only 5'10
>>24618865In some countries there are superstions like adding THAT to a guy's drink will make him fall in love with you.
>>24618866Oh yeah, Kaoru's fixation on FOLLOW THE FUCKING LAW was almost like a running gag by the end, he must've got involved in some shit back in the day.
>>24618865WHEN SHE'S ON THE RAG, NEVER LET HER FRY THE RAGU
>>24618865Midsommar?
>>24618871I think Flare is the other one who wasn't doxxed. Clever elf.
>>24618865>madeas is he accpeted it, or he didn't know what's in his drink
>>24618804https://files.catbox.moe/uryzom.mp3
>>24618846I'm not sure that is the best idea.
>>24618688subaru is ugly as fuck though, people only like her because her personality is charming
>>24618880doing what? reading superchat? They always do that at the end.
>>24618778The real deal, Chinese soulless knockoff rat can't compete.
>>24618867So that's why her gachikois aren't staying with her. Superchat reading actually builds the holos and their fans relationship better. I can't really blame Suisei since she can't even stream for shit.
>>24618886Who isn't shorther than Korone? She's taller than some japanese guys...
>>24618879Jesus christ this is more wrong than the ryonachuba eye edits
>>24618892he must have known, it had a pretty strong smell
>>24618804https://files.catbox.moe/a8in2n.mp3
>>24618900According to other Holos she's one of the prettier ones. Unless you were talking about her model in which case you are objectively wrong.
>>24618902risu...
https://twitcasting.tv/yuzukichococh
>>24618866Kaoru's wife is ex yakuza
>>24618150No but I wanted to. I'm way into these hags
>>24618894Her chest has been shown but not her face.
>>24618846I'm not even sure Towa should be trusted with a social media account sometimes, anon, let alone being put in charge of promoting a business undertaking.
>>24618900Shut you kaffir mouth. Sheika Subaru is a true follower of the holy book and I will behead any who besmirch her honour.
Yogiri...
>>24618902No they don't. Most of them just thank people and not read what is written. The only people who've always read their messages are only Flare and Coco.
>>24618847>a bithttps://streamable.com/f7cpqnit was brutal
>>24618930chowa...
>>24618871>only one we don't know what she looks likeNot even close. Don't believe pics you see on /v/.
>>24618834Matsuri and Coco will shill hard for Luna. Coco will probably stream at the same time as Towa's 3D reveal out of spite.
>>24618900
>>24618930Chinese Towa...
Anon! Luna pooped her diaper again! Do you mind changing it?
>>24618930Literally Chinese Towa...
>>24618804https://files.catbox.moe/c7ouii.mp3
>>24618930Chinese Towa and Japanese Yogiri collab when?
>>24618577I would have paid for her anyways, im the one asking her out. She probably took note of it only after the guy tried to ask her to pay his bills
>>24618661Better than every Haato video having EOps telling you how she's really gone off the edge this time
>>24618926It could be anyone having dessert at a cafe. Even the bust looked shapeless.
>>24618914If he was drunk, or had a cold he could be tricked. Either way that's fucked up
>>24618933>...yukiyamaI can taste the smug
>>24618928That's not funny.
>>24618886She gives it away multiple times.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QarxIhOKdy4She just must be one of them tiny girls who is about 28 but looks about 13.
>>24618927Why was Towa so brutal? I mean brutal is metal, but Sio didn't deserve that.
>>24618907Suisei and FBK dont even need superchat appreciation readings anymore with how much wide mass appeal they have and they can scoop gigs instead
>>24618928Towar...
>>24618956I M A G I N E
Did anything new happen between Sio and Towa?
Would he be able to handle Haachama's cooking?
>>24618933Translate it weebs
>>24618920Rare, haven't seen one in a while although I don't really follow her.
>>24618937>Coco will probably stream at the same time as Towa's 3D reveal out of spiteCoco is too smart to do something so overtly malicious.
What did she mean by this?
>>24618577>She probably expects her man to hold the door for her tooThis is a western thing.
>>24618958Blunt+can't read the mood+prone to panic attempts at subverting difficult situations with "humor". Basically the worst combo you can get.
>>24618961It'd be nice their gigs pays more than their superchats but I doubt it.
What did I miss?
>>24618920>choco twitcastingNice!
>>24618979I can't read mandarin so I don't know
>>24618956>She just must be one of them tiny girls who is about 28 but looks about 13.can she be any more perfect?!
>>24618936They all exist expect for her and Suisei and Subaru. Not talking about the meme collage either.
>>24618889Considering the circus that Japan's justice system is, it's hard to blame him.
>>24618938>>24618919>>24618928I think i speak for everyone when I say short hair is ugly and liking tomboys is gay as fuck
>>24618974They fixed it.
I'm only N5 but I can understand surprisingly much in the korone marine collab
>>24618920Is it just me or is she thanking donations the same way her roommate does for some reason?
>>24618979>Long live the Chinese Governmentthey got her bros...
>>24618979She hates niggers
Do people behind the scenes really hate Towa?
>>24618975not even steve can handle that kind of poison
>>24618933SMUG AS FUCK
>>24618986We realized none of us have any chance of dating one of the Homos
i don't know who the fuck sio is!
>>24618995How whena and where
>>24618989stupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupid
Chris...
>>24618999The thing she says is literally just the onomatopoeia for drinking since they give you tea, she does that or tyspch as Choco
>>24618986Haachama cooked food that could be considered a war crime
>>24618140Old and rusted!
>>24618999Choco, Noel, Matsuri and Coco don't give a fuck about changing their way of talking.
MARBIES
>>24618975I bet the Chinese rations are still worse than Haato's cooking.
>>24619011Gorgeous.
>>24618994>i speak for everyone>liking tomboys is gay>liking a girl that's a total bro is gayHaha, the only gay thing in this thread is you, anon.
>>24618994WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH SUCKING DICK?
>>24619004The only one who hates Towa behind the scenes is __Towa
>>24618923I like this narrative
>>24619008Not entirely true. Kaoru would let you on for a ride, but it's pretty clear that every single person here would be bucked off pretty much straight away.
>>24619014I see, I've never heard her say that before as Choco, always tankyu supacha, so that surprised me.
>>24619009EOP
>>24619012Maybe she's calling herself stupid then
I actually want more Moona's Ark, it was kind of autistic
>>24619013Instead of stealing our hearts she stole that equipment...
>>24619031Sad but true.
>>24618994here's your (you) faggot
>>24618961Most big western streamers get their monet from subs and sponsorship deals, not donations. I imagine it is similar for vtubers.
>>24618561Choco's Dino Ender
>>24619031
>>24618994Shut the fuck up
>>24619052Imagine being Korone's kid sleeping in her bed because of nightmares and this shit happens
>>24619048Panicking after accidentally stole Flare's pet is funny.
>>24618994Towa...
>>24618975Dude ate the Vomlet and Five Fingers of Death. Some mentos in cola can't unsettle Steve.
>>24619041i don't know what the fuck that means!
Is Flares BGM her own or is it from something? I like it a lot.
>>24619013>>24619047What would an alternate history where Chris actually just fucking paid that guy the money he was owed look like?
>>24618933ぺーこぺこぺこ
We are in for some really long dead hours, I hope you go do your reps instead of staying here badmouthing my favorite holo for no reason.
>>24619008Why would you go for the Homos though? Where is your pride anon. Are you telling me that you aren't able to steal your favorite holo from her IRL boyfriend?
>>24619011That way she turned away for a moment to hide tears we wouldn't see anyway made me tear up too. I expected it to play out that way but never that it would be this powerful.
>>24619069No one does
>>24619020Most of the girls are like that even if they don't have active alternate channels at the moment.
>>24619027Can't believe Gosling is officially part of Hololive now!
>>24619052god i wish korone would put her feet in my face
>>24619047laughed way harder than I should have at this
>>24619085Some people here might be gay, or women
>>24619004I bet she was disliked behind the stage after the yabee moment but now they're alright with her.
>>24619084This thread has zero value when it's dead hours, Good day.
>>24618976>Where are you Peko?>You seem a bit tense so maybe it's better if I don't say where I am>Where are you?>... snow mountain... PEKO PEKO PEKO keep up the fight, look forward to your VR horror >SHUT UP
>>24619069eats only pancakes
Who's the Holo you often forget actually still is in HolosHardmode: Isn't a Holostar or ForeignDante Must Die mode: Isn't 0 gen
>>24618830Towa will have the other 4 in 3D models with her to boost her viewership, they can't let her get under 70k live viewers
>>24619084Way too many streams the past 6 or whatever hours. So much to catch up on and read.
Risu, Moona is stealing your friend
>>24619085>Not wanting to steal the holo's boyfriends from themShit taste
>>24619109rushia
>>24619109Unironically Ayame. Doesn't even show up on my twitter feed.
>>24619091Bossu...
>>24619084>>24619103dead hours are the only time this thread is worth browsing cope
>>24618985the wows and asus stuff with fbk should be a pretty ridiculous amount of money. i always laugh at the akasupa stuff because those 2 things alone should be multiple months worth of superchat money.
>>24619085I'll consider when a Holo who is cuter than this appears.
>>24619109I forgot.
Did shion talk about why she went to the hospital yesterday?
>>24619114>on facebookwhat?
>>24618819WHAT'S WRONG WITH LIKING DICKS?
>>24619091He already loves a virtual girl, so he's in the same wavelength.
>>24619099which female holo is most popular among women?
>>24619099no...
>>24619124Yeah I'm sure they're a lot of money until Cover splits them in half.
>>24619132Moona stream on Facebook Gaming too
A kiss from Iofi...
>>24619109If it wasn't for this place I would forget Ayame exists.
I have a message for (You) anon.>https://files.catbox.moe/0k53pw.mp4
>>24619145Halal?
>>24619130If she did I missed it, though my japanese iis godawful
>>24619109I seriously have still never seen a Tokino Sora or Roboco stream, I've been into the horos for monthsThey just don't exist to me like lost Primarchs
>>24619114>some flip chuubaAnd nothing of value was lost.>lilianaThat's all IDs.
>>24619136Coco
>>24619149gosling.jpg
>>24619157makes sense since women are retarded
>>24619109Aqua and Shion.
It's not hard to see why Roberu has an 8:2 man:woman viewer base, watching that Chocostars collab.
>>24619149AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>24619136Choco's viewers are majority female I think. I'd bet Subaru is popular with girls as well.
>>24619010On twitter and then Minecraft, but Aki had to join to stop it from getting out of hand.
I've been watching pekoras minecraft RTA and it's been 9 hours and she has made no progress. what is this torture i'm voluntarily putting myself to?
>>24619000
>>24619164>Choco's viewers are majority female I think.You thought very, very wrong
https://youtu.be/MXE_RitH714And so it begins.
>>24619099Why would a woman be here though?
>>24619165Nice thanks, will check that.
>>24619164i can see subaru having the same appeal to women that she does to ui, a daughter/younger sister figure
>>24619136Marine and Coco.
>>24619149It's taken a while but I think I might be able to lewd Korone.
>>24619149>still no horayo horayo horayo sound mod for koikatsuI don't understand...
>>24619149Bros...
>>24619136Choco and Noel
>>24619176
>>24618840It isn't, gen 3 is tight knit.
>future shionfuck thats hot
>>24619177To talk about hololive
Now that nobody else is streaming let's all watch Flare!
>>24619164>>24619175>Choco's viewers are majority female I think.I doubt that. I think Coco might have a decent amount of female viewers though.
>>24619176POGGERS
>>24619116Mukkun...
>>24619164You are quoting fake stats.
>>24619175The ratio was posted here a while ago. But people say that site is trash so who knows.
>>24619109Genuinely? Flare. We have no one who posts about Flare strongly to the point I don't even remember her or what she plays. Like lately, what does she even do aside from GoI? I know she used to do Sekiro and Dark Souls and that's about it.
Take her hand
>>24619168You did. She ended at 12hr46m.
>>24619192but she's alreaady 18... your breasts stop growing around then
>>24619138yeah, but i mean even after that. the wows thing should be like $100k each for fbk and marine after the cover cut.
>>24619194>ArkNot even for Flare, I'm sorry little one
Remember to watch Aki's new song today!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii7rtNaGlls
>>24619136I keep seeing this possibly one guy who refers to Flare as her husband.
>>24619109RobocoI remember ayame because I shitpost with her out of hate.
>>24619217ARK is over, she's just talking right now.
>>24619216>$100k each[citation needed]
>>24619161his female viewers are mostly housewives who watch him while their husbands are at work.
>>24619203Yeah I know it's inaccurate but that data has to be based on something right? I doubt it's completely out of their ass.
You're only interested in these girls because you're lonely.
Is Choco doing postcards at 3am?
>>24619109I don't forget any of them but Shion is the most forgettable.
>>24619124Not really. Those pay according to the number of subscribers and number of views they get on average per video (engagement). None of them have 1 million subs, so they are microinfluencers
>>24619221I watch it everyday Akibro.
>>24619081Probably mid 100k subs unless she had found a good niche, that model was pretty unfortunate. Though through the butterfly effect it would have lead to events where Towa is the most popular and all the other Holos love her...
>>24619221Every day.
>>24618943Holy shit.
>>24619149goslingwithokayumontage.webm
>>24618979>>24619000>>24619172The party knows what's best.
>>24619204The only analytics you can give any weight are the ones that the holos themselves give. I remember that Marine mentioned that a relatively (compared to the rest of Hololive) large percentage of her viewers were women, and there's also stuff like Subaru saying that nearly 10% of her viewership is foreign these days (though she said that when her main game lately is AC:4 so pinch of salt with that one).
>>24618943Jesus Christ this gets me every time. She has to become my wife.
>dead hourstime to watch the pikamee archive
>>24619223That's a man, but I've seen two foreign women give Flare red supas so far.
Just now watching Kanata's 3D and holy fuck why does Coco sound so awkward and unnatural.
>https://files.catbox.moe/a3pug0.mp4wow i cant believe coco fucking hates EOPs
>>24619211Although it's rare even you can continue to grow even at 25. Breasts on the other hand can increase due to various reasons
>>24619193Why would a woman be interested in hololive in the first place is she can find a guy growing on the tree next to her house?
>>24618943Idk anon audio where a girl opens by saying she feels like she's gonna vomit isn't that erotic. I just image her sat next to a toilet bowl ready to blow out the vodka she's been drinking
>>24619248https://files.catbox.moe/l98ro6.mp4
>>24619234Makes me wonder how much postcards she got. She started signing them like two weeks ago.
>>24619257she can't act.
>31,000 subs in 7 dayswhat happened to haachamashe is so popular now
>>24619261You grew on a tree? Anon...??
>>24619233No shit, if I'm a socially functional person, I won't be here.
>>24619233You only eat because you need it to survive.
>>24619258https://files.catbox.moe/klgtud.webm
>>24619273Sold her soul
How does it feel being in EST Timezone and posting in dead hours?
>>24619273She made puke pasta and shit soup a'la how to basic.
>>24619233We're not as unaware as you might think
>>24619273I botted her channel
>>24619273She left humanity behind and is now shitposting with the best.
>>24619273She started making short memey videos every day
>>24619258i know she does it on purpose but holy shit is her voice annoying and grating to listen to
>>24619232It's most likely only based on the fact that her channel is tagged with ASMR.These websites have no way of getting real stats so all they can do is guess what kind of people would watch what content. This is probably also why the 13-17 male category is so high on all the channels that played a lot of Minecraft and Nintendo games.
>>24619279It is a metaphor for woman having a pulse.
>>24619273the lewd picture stream
>>24619233I've been exposed.
>>24619285People sure are getting a lot of mileage out of this one aren't they
>>24619273She's a meme streamer now.
>>24619176Stop shilling this dumb EOP channel
>>24619290Don't use Shion to shitpost please
>>24619290at least EST can watch streamswest coast is fucked and we have the most japanese people outside of japan
>>24619273Her short meme videos will probably be viral on twitter somewhere, Specially the mentos coke one. It's pretty clever desu.
>>24619273Pandering to lowbrow "lol random" audience, plus a ton of translated clips from the ecchi stream and Luna collab
>>24619233Why am i interested in the guys then
>>24619290Feels like shit waking up at 2 am in the morning to catch one of my favorite chuubas
>>24619303i love it and i love cocos cocock
>>24619257Use the alt dub
Fur Carpet vs Moona, who will win when her new RTX 2080 come?
FBK and Suisei are gachabrain addicts who don't really care much for money because they'll probably piss it down the drain on gacha and shopping. I'm sure they make a ton of money anyway, Suisei still has her insane chinese crowd and FBK gets by
>>24619269Thanks now i have to cry myself to sleep
>>24619324they fill your desire for friendship
>>246186704 times...
How many of you are actually giving money (subscriptions, super chats) to your favorite holos? 30%? 10%? 1%?
>>24619312its_v.mpeg
>>24619233My favorite holos would still be so if I wasn't lonely, I just wouldn't be as invested.
>>24619105is snow mountain that much ahead of where noel was?
>>24619339No. It's not true!
>>24618930Yogirin...
>>24619331Moona, I hope.
>>24619273She's going for the western shittuber audience by becoming Haato Basic.Nips themselves have also recently gotten into that kind of content because I see a lot of western memes from like 5 years ago on random japanese videos.
>>24619342I like, subscribe and spread the message.
>>24619273You know how FBK get popular in the first place?Same method.
>>24619273It's a mystery.
You could fly to Japan and marry Choco right now.
>>24619342I'm both a member and give supas to my holo.
>>24619233Next thing you will tell me is that they all have boyfriends and deep down they think that I am a loser if I donate to them.
>>24619342membership and shirtsfuck superchats and fuck COVER
Haato sold her soul to the shitpost gods and now she's no longer human, soon she'll fall like Choco did when she couldn't do ASMR
Man they really need to change her 3D model significantly. Senchou looks like a deformed midget...
>>24619324Bros can also help with your loneliness anon. Everyone here helps me too, you're all great people and I'm glad I get to spend time with you all.
>>24619342i'm member'd, drop a superchat every now and then and i'm planning on buying her 1st anniv goods this month
>>24619303It's part of the charm, you should always be suffering at least slightly while watching Coco!
>>24618958>>24618804Towa can be anything but not "can't read the mood", she's just really awkward and shit at handling it. Also from their interactions you can easily see that they're already close friends irl so the tweets were just them messing around and didn't mean much. It's the observers and actual autists from here love to dramatize everything just for the lulz and meme
>>24619342I can only speak for myself, but I have a few memberships and buy merch. I've never supacha'd more than a couple of bucks to answer a question the streamer had or something, though.
>>24619365If that was true I'd do it.
>>24619109Mio.
>>24619342I'm not giving money, because I feel like once I do it, my sanity would be far gone
Soul - Soulless
>>24619233I'd still watch them a bunch either way.
>>24619238think they'd pitch off average concurrent viewers and ctr on the links from those videos. they're small compared to global influencers but they have a market unique to them away from the english speaking world. actually thinking about it, they can also reach the chinese market too. dunno maybe i'm wrong, but i think they'd get paid pretty similarly to large western influencers.
>>24618994>short hair is ugly and liking tomboys is gay as fuckYOU are ugly. And liking YOU is gay as fuck, which is why I think I speak for everyone when I say no one does.
>>24619342I would superchat more if I wasn't such a retard at Japanese. I can't write anything that isn't generic in my messages for my holo to read.
>>24619273she's putting loads of effort doing weird kikaku shit instead of playing the same video games over and over
>>24619365You can't travel because of the plague, but I get what you mean
>>24619375Her head is bigger than her fucking torso. What the fuck were they thinking?
>>24619342im a member of my one and only favorite.
>>24619342I only have membership of my favorite and I send her small supas when she does my favorite kind of streams, so about 12 dollars a month.
>dead hourspost narratives
haato is the most disgusting human being alive
>>24619383That highlight was a mistake.
>>24619400based
>>24619375They based her model off on her irl.
>>24619375probably the head is too big, just noticed how Marine has a bigger head than Korone
>>24619290not nice
>>24619375I missed these outfits so much.
>>24619342Member, have all voice packs, and supachat everytime a new frame is up for my holo
>>24618943what the fuck, did she delete the VOD this is from because I don't remember ever seeing any clips of her playing Ring Fit Adventure (at least I assume that's what she was playing).
>>24619410said no one ever.
>>24619408>pekora is 178 IQnot a narrative but no one talks about it
>>24619375some people are short anon, marine is what she is
>>24619406Haachama's great tho
>>24619317Try being a central Eurofag. Literally every weekend stream is at 12-15 for me which means I miss them all since work ends at 16:30.On the rare occasion they stream at 16 or 17 I can catch it.
>>24619410What the fuck is wrong with you
>>24619406No that's me
>>24619342They are truly wonderful and I love them very much. They are like a dream women come true. That is why they also allow me to completely reverse the usual power dynamic of my regular female interactions by letting me not pay a dime and only take from them without giving anything back. Truly they are top tier waifus in that regard.
>>246194085ch and Mea said your mom will die in her sleep if you don't post a gosling picture
>>24619273>Korone is 39K away of taking the second most subscribed chaannel.Holy hell, she was like 500k three days ago.
>>24619342Still haven't given a single cent yet but I feel pressured to get membership and probably end up doing it despite it being practically useless to me aside from emotional value.
>>24619349See the two circles.
>>24619418Holy based.
>>24619290>tfw 2 hours behind JST SEAchad so I can keep up with all night streams without it getting too late
>>24619342I'd member Subaru but I really don't see the point in giving streamers money. I'm not even tight on money. My brain just rejects the idea of paying for nothing.
>>24619408Pekora has rabbit stew every other week. Only female rabbits.
>>24619342I buy all the merch and music and related shit
>>24619377That's gay bro i feel the same way, especially with how good the past 10 days have been i havent had an urge to actually kill myself in months
>>24619273what happened to fubukishe was the meme queen
>>24619124Unless you're FBK, Hololives pull in absolutely retardedly high Supacha numbers. Vtubers are a freakish anomaly in online streaming and their donation numbers are orders of magnitude higher than almost all other game streamers.Sponsorships like that are worth a ton too though and a lot of people don't realize that. But just saying normally I'd agree donations aren't worth much compared to sponsorships but to Holos (except FBK) they actually are.
>>24619436Depending on your streamer there are honestly fairly decent benefits to membering. I regret not having Pekora membership for those Eva streams, for instance. But at least I get Roboco ASMR.
>>24619426I'm not talking about the quality of her content. The stuff she does is fucking gross and she loves it. She relly is a fucking pig
fubuki argentina tourpekora chile tour
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1260470575987908617?s=19Remember this?
>>24619431and they love you for it, because just watching and giving them attention helps them. What a great relationship.
Be honest, did you believe in him?
>>24619342I member and akasupa for milestones and birthdays.
>>24619233Incorrect. I watch them because they flavour the joy of solitude.
>>24619216You're out of your fucking mind anon
>>24618385she clearly needs a man with how desperately horny she is all the timeshe thinks of herself as a woman with status but wants someone to put her in a place just like one of her asanagi doujins, which is about the opposite of a woman who doesn't need a man
>>24619461>Pepsiman was less than 2 months agoNow what the fuck
>>24619375long marinelong marine
>>24619437truly the strongest vtuber
>>24619109Nobody if I'm to answer your question literally, but the ones I less keep up with are probably Aki, Roboco and Matsuri. Not counting Sora, Ayame and Azki since they barely stream.
>>24619463no I was kneeling for the GOLEMCHADS
>>24619466Why is Risu cosplaying as Korone?
Anyone have some Towa pics?
Towaiting for Towa's graduation
>>24619461Okay, who?
How long until R*su starts copying Haachama to try and get popular?
>>24619450too busy spinning gacha
>>24619473Pepsiman got me into hololive, what a ride.
>>24619448Give up on real women if you haven't already. My suicidal thoughts stopped when I did.
>>24619483Can you speak English?
>>24619453It almost feels useless because I can barely understand Japanese anyway. But at the same time I feel like I'm missing out on something anyway because love her voice.
>>24619481Yeah but can we talk about Towa for a sec?
>>24619448I want to go back to such good times bro... Hololive is kind of aching even with how good it's been. Rather it's been way too good. Don't deserve it.
>>24619481
>>24619155If you don't like APEX Roboco really doesn't have much to offer lately. Thankfully I'm a fellow APEX addict so I always watch her.
>only flare left streamingTime to drink
>>24619361>meanwhile Red Heart still doesn't even have 100k views
What would your parents say if they knew how much time you spent here in /hlg/ anon
>>24619342I tabulated it all out recently. I was surprised actually by how little I've given Miko.
>>24619282people also eat themselves to death
>>246194732020 feels like its lasted for a fucking decade. get me the fuck off
So aside from FBK, which holos have a gambling addiction?
>>24619481Twapi.
>>24619505Choco...
>>24619488She already did that.
>>24619511Based Towachad.
>>24619481toaw
>>24619216In what world would they get paid that much? They are not even considered professional VA even if I'd like them to be.
>>24619488She already has.
>>24619498Like I said, it really depends on the streamer, sometimes their member content is good even for EOPs. Towa and Korone simulwatch western movies with their members for example, it's comfy and you don't need to know much Japanese to get it.
>>24619262> I just image her sat next to a toilet bowl ready to blow out the vodka she's been drinkingFcuk I'm gonna cum
>>24619517Miko is, according to the lore.
>>24619517THE PRIDE OF HOLOLIVE
>>24619492I did that the instant i popped my member cherry, i knew there was no coming back from that
>>24619541Subaru is such a prankster
>>24619517Suisei's only limit when whaling is her credit card giving up on her
>>24619342I'm member'd, I bought her voice pack, I bought an album she was in primarily for her, and I regularly supa.Honestly never thought I'd fall so easily into the supa trap but here I am.
>>24619233they're appealing in a similar way to the way actual human interaction can be appealing, yes. A few less downsides too though, for example no obligations is pretty huge if you're busy or lazy. Real relationships can take real effort to maintain, but your holo won't notice if you don't watch her stream today.
>>24619535You know those shitty Squarespace ads that are in every god damn video? Those can pay over 10K for each one. So when you see them do an ad in every video they're getting 10K per video just off that ad insert. Sponsorships like that make fucking bank.
>>24619221All of Aki's songs and covers need more love!https://streamable.com/0k68dw
>>24619474Just in case you want to see the perfect woman here's even shorter senchou
>>24619550How do I fall back into the supa trap? I did it a few times, but for some reason I find it really hard to ever supa again.
>>24619463At first? No.But I will never forget him.
>>24619511At least you are keeping track and under control.
>>24619557W-Where did you find that picture?
>>24619557I'm gonna love her butt!I love her songs too though
STOP GOING TO OTHER BOARDS AHHHHHH
>>24619500I'm not stopping you from doing so>>24619503This image makes me feel uncomfortable but tenQ anyway fren>>24619518>>24619527TenQ frens
>>24619473Dude Pepsiman felt like 3 weeks ago wtf
Can someone give me some vods or clips that explain the appeal of towa?
>>24619511What a fucking loser. And no, I won't call you a simp or cuck because you'll just dismiss those as meme words. You're a loser.
>>24619550which album
>>24619273She's taking the fubuki approach and much like fubuki she'll end up with low views and low spachas eventually
>>24619109Subaru unironically
>>24619473Jesus, what? It feels like a month ago at best.
>>24619511Based Choco supporter
>>24619573she plays fps games, you watch if you wanna watch someone play fps games
>>24619575Gensokyo Holoism.
>>24619573https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D0B3wTjE20https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPbnCA8Nwp4
>>24619573https://streamable.com/etlni3https://files.catbox.moe/38z4eg.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/wi0gg1.webm
>>24619564Aki was showing off her butt yesterday on Twitter.
>>24619574Where do you think you are?
>>24619573Her best content is her collabs with friends, Aki cooking stream, Sio APEX streams with Okayu and Uruha.Other than that her actual karaoke streams are great.
>>24619593Ah like Choco then
Mikochi...https://youtu.be/cqjUwHIHzPc
>>24619559I'm glad I get filtered by my time-zone because otherwise I'd probably supa every single stream like a good paypig.
>>24619573https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwOyMxndDwY
>>24619573https://files.catbox.moe/38z4eg.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/ay9bir.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/4tb8br.webmhttps://streamable.com/viuqpg
>>24619574You alright anon? Wanna go for a little walk outside?
>>24618254My fav Haachama- I feel nothing at the thought except good maybe she will get some of the stupid fucked out of her.Second fav Aki- This thought makes me angry and I wanna grab her boyfriend and beat him to within an inch of his life.
>>24619342i'm focusing on getting myself in a better position in life first. once i'm done college and get a good job, i'll make sure to thank the holos for keeping me entertained.
>>24619550based
>>24619393Who knows, but on average, youtubers charge the brands according to how many views the sponsored video gets and how many clicks their affiliated links get. With 100k views, she might be getting between $1k-5k depending on how big the channel is and how good the deal is. Being a collab, she probably gets a bit more, but still the top vtuber earners would earn that money in a couple of days reading superchats, or 1 day if it's Coco
>>24619574Hey now. Everyone has a right to fund a good stake for the boyfriend of the roommate. Or if you are lucky it only helped in fueling a gacha addiction.
>>2461960620 hour endurance DOOM!
>>24619588me too then buddy
I unironically enjoyed Fubuki’s coffin dance video
>Haachama? ah yes I remember her puking video haha she was so funny, I wonder if she's still doing it but I don't really carethat's the future Haato wants
>>24619570>second reply草
>>24619342I have some albums and singles, but I haven't member to anyone yet.
>>24619573https://youtu.be/MhzoOIQKuug
>>24619574Ha yeah $300 what a loser, glad I don't know anyone who spent more than that haha
Anyone know what the song Fubuki occasionally uses as an intro is called?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAcaFEcj2N8
>>24619574Fuck off, /v/.
>>24619573This is the only one that mattershttps://files.catbox.moe/p1s0kp.mp4
>>24619626FBK...
>>24619317>and we have the most japanese people outside of japanThat's Brazil actually.
>>24619317no, South America have the most Japanese people outside of Japan, west coast just have the most asian outside of Asia together
Who is Miko favorite demon and why it has to be the Cacodemon
>>24619572The cho aniki race was at the start of may as well, i thought it was near the end
Welcum tsu da famiri~
Suisei dishing out the truth bombs
>>24619629Lately I've been thinking about these words. Is it really worth it to keep trying with all your failures?
>>24619317>>24619428Being an Ausfag finally working out for once in my life.
>>24619634Delete it
>>24619342I donate a small amount but I have bought every single voice pack now.
>>24619619I'm glad to support them and help them have a happy life. I'm already married and I watch Holos with my wife who also enjoys them. We watched PPT's 3D debut yesterday while having dinner.
>>24619574Who are you to tell others how they spend their money? Some people spend more money on tobacco and alcohol per month
>>24619593https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1279635176121749505 Aki's strongest butt got her a bunch of retweets
>>24619639Why does Brazil get the Japanese though?
>>24619647https://files.catbox.moe/t61pvo.webm
>>24619609>Boyfriend peeing in Suisei's butt ASMR.Would you watch anon?
>>24619634Imagine still simping Towa in 2020.6.7
>>24619650Even a failure is progress.
>>24619651No it has not. It's 5AM. I've become a creature of the night.
>>24619605
>>24619645she likes Pinky
>>24619666I would listen but I wouldn't watch
>>24619606Lets fucking goo in 20 hours
>>24619669To be honest, that would be true of most Japanese watchers as well.
>>24618214huh? no she isn't....Literally zero sjw content stop making shit up.
>>24619651>>24619669At least we get to watch every stream and not give a shit about the time
>>24619342I have no regrets, I missed towa's tapestry, but I'll get whatever merch she drops next that catches my eye. also got the suisei stand and splitting the hololive figure collection with my jp friend.
>>24619634What feels like an eternity ago was only four months...Four... months...
>>24619690Flare's gachikois nust be strong willed if they can sleep at 3-4am and still wake up in time for work
>>24619634Based, fuck Towa and fuck Towafags
>>24619634KEK
>>24619698Wow. Someone here actually bought Roboco's stuff. Thankful for that.
>>24619696Pretty sure it's the same gay trying to force a narrative whenever she's brought up. She's definitely an autismo, though. The cute kind.
>>24619707
>flare's still goingliterally FIND A FLAW
>>24619668>yyyy.d.mdisgusting
>>24619626It really is. Gaming on a craptop with aussie internet isn't making her happy.
>>24619342I am membered to a few because they provide quality entertainment and I like the "pay what you want" business model, but im not under any delusions about them needing my support in any way because they already make substantially more money than me
>>24619696People think Pikamee is American or something when she's literally not even close to fluent in English. Though I guess a lot of Americans aren't either.
>>24619696She's whatever fuck I say she is as long as you keep posting your off-topic trash in here.
>>24619696>he didnt see when she had a sperg sjw shitfitI would love to live in blissful arrogance too.
>>24619707time isn't real what the fuck
>>24618305Perhaps but most definitely not when they are sjw
>>24619688YYYYEEEEEAAAHHHH
>>24619711Based on a lot of streams, night shift workers aren't so rare.
>>24619688I wonder if whoever made this put Okayu's head on the fatso on purpose.
>>24619717She isn't on my dick
>>24619634T*w*fags should be banned, she's just a new L*l* at this point
>>24619650What she was pointing out there is that it's really easy to recognize failure, even small fails, but it's hard to recognize success. The only successes you notice are big ones, but you succeed all the time in small ways thanks to what you've done before, mistakes you've made and how you've learned from them. Essentially don't be so hard on yourself, and try to celebrate small successes and know that your effort isn't wasted just because you didn't get exactly the outcome you wanted.
>>24619273Haato basic is what happened
>>24619451i agree they pull in really high numbers, but that's still very beatable with sponsorships. the problem is that cover is a tech company and they don't seem to have a (good) sales team getting them deals. you don't see a bunch of things on the bottom of the girls streams advertising stuff. looking at the numbers for june, you're right that top superchat farmers would beat out their potential from deals, but there's quite a few girls who could make equal or more with a good sales team behind them.
Tfw pre-orderd cocos tapestry because she was the only one I knew at the time. Now she is big and I realise I can flip it probably for a nice profit when it arrives.
>>24619717>One of the trio suspected to be voiced by a man
Wait a minute, Towa, you aren't going to...?
>>24619680>not liking Cacodemon
>>24619723Half Texan retard
>>24619717Won't talk to her dad
>>24619717ET-esque 2D model
>>24619634That was supposed to be our private conversation.
>>24619731text needs to be changed to YEAH
>>24619736I'm just glad we made it in the shitpost.
>>24619649Nothing can stop Haachama's conquest for the top!
>>24619740
>>24619750>tries to do something devilish>can't do it
>>24619696Anonchama.....I wish I was as naive as you, given her sjw sperg moment
>>24619746We just need to keep their insane supacha numbers and ad that sales magic. Then the holos can drive a gold plated rocket car to go get their famichiki.
>>24619717She has blond hair, just like my mother. I hate my mother.
The camera man in the Korone marine collab was an idiot
>>24619768>Apologizing to every animal she killsTMT
>>24619779Same for me anon but I have a fetish for blondes... Was Freud right?
>>24619717Is black elf
>>24619761Ugly fatasss.
>>24619751
>>24619717She's brown
>>24619573https://files.catbox.moe/459o1k.webm
>>24619761Pikamee...
>>24619781Nah, dude has a penchant for physical comedy, get a grip.
>>24619761Go back to tum*lr
>>24619767Try again anon, my favourite is always drunk and needs a baby in her womb soon or her life will keep spiraling out of control
>>24619714I almost missed it, it was sold out when I went to buy it and had to rely on them emailing me if it came back in stock even though sales on it were supposed to end on the 3rd. really lucked out there.
>>24619667>>24619741Thanks, I guess I'll try to change my outlook a bit.
>>24619798Welcum tsu da famiri~
>>24619342I will never give money to a woman
>>24618195She probably applied to HoloJP one time and got rejected.Pikamee is fine where she is, even if she just hit 50k subs, she doesn't seem to complain about it.Could probably collab with the holos though....she recently did stuff with the stars.
>>24619650"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."so yeah, some things are not worth wasting effort on, like if your a white manlet an NBA career probably isn't in the cards for you, but you probably still have something you could excel, you just have to find what that is
>>24619342I've spent $180 USD on her
>>24619781cameramansan was hilarious though
>>24619617Right you are buddy.>>24619624I assume you are either a Mikofriend or Pekorafriend, either way you are a good man.
Imagine calling Towa to ask where she is for your date, and then hearing some half hearted excuses with her boy friends chuckling in the background
>>24619798https://files.catbox.moe/kzk0nw.webm
What are you going to send your favorite Holo if they asked for memes?
>>24619563It has been about 8 months now, and her face is still kissable.
>>24619662Hell if I know. Probably something to do with Brazil abolishing slavery roughly on the same period as Japan was opening its borders and leaving feudalism. Both happened very late compared to the rest of the world.
>>24619696>SJWYou all realize that subversion by SJW faggots is inevitable at some point right? Especially when holoUS kicks off.
>>24619827STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>24619808That's a huge surprise. I figured they would never restock. I'll be sure to keep hitting those re-stock mail from now on. You've definitely won the lottery there. Hope you enjoy it when you get it.
>>24619794DO NOT BULLY HIM
>>24619827I only imagine myself married to Towa.
>>24619833God can you even imagine them collabing with the JPs who will call any random black person in a game "Mr Gorilla"? It's going to beyond a trainwreck.
>>24619827I only imagine myself as Towa's pimp
>>24619717cabaret gen
Imagine when HoloEN starts and their sjw bs makes the JP Holos act more pc
>>24619711>>24619734I don't know what that guy does for a living, but I want in.
>>24619827Yeah. It's a good feel. They'll never know how good our relationship is. They'll always be jealous of it. Towa is mine and mine alone.
>>24619726>>24619769One of you would have posted it if you weren't a samefag shitposter.
>>24619844Isn't that a compliment though? Imagine a woman being so pleasant that you'd pay money to hear her talk.
>>24619834>Rejected and cucked by least popular HoloI hope you get yourself an avatar for your suicide stream anon. Can't wait for first vtuber an-hero stream.
>>24619814I love that she picked this up from her english chat. it's a symbiotic relationship.
>>24619846We all do...
>>24619827Going to her house after she cancelled our date because she was sick!Finding her in bed with 3 more guys and laughing at them for finishing too fast!Leave her house crying and decide to go to Aokigahara on a hiking trip!
>>24619827>Having cuck fantasies about Holos
>>24619852I did the bottom one retard, I wouldnt use the shitty wolverine meme
>>24619726>>24619769Can you tell me, please?
>>24619845give it a few years and you won't even have to imagine that
>>24619573this is still my favoritehttps://streamable.com/vqw3l9
>>24618195>>24619696>>24619761Are you trying to get banned or something? You are as obnoxious as lulufags.
>>24619857Thats really retarded anon, why would I go out of my way to get an avatar to an hero
>>24619265>>24619269He's literally me.
why do /v/ermin talk about sjw and tranny so much? it worse than /pol/ when it come to jews.
Trust not the elf.
Do you guys ever dream about the Holos? I almost never dream (/remember dreams) but I had a very vivid and long one last week about Coco and Ayame. I don't even watch Ayame so it was really mysterious...
>>24619463In the end Coco Doco remained the strongest monster of MF
>>24619846I imagine the top supacha guys just don't spend their money on anything else. It's easy to pile up money that way.
>>24619866please stop believing dead hour narratives
>>24619864I have ones where she agrees to date me but then tricks me into going into a room with a bunch of ugly bastards before I get gang raped.
>>24619846Probably already lost his soul and will to live while working for a big corporation so he uses 60% of his paycheck to flex online like this.
>>24619883Only dream I ever had was Kaoru and Roberu quitting holostars and killing their momentum entirely. I woke up so depressed after that. No dreams about Choco even though she's been my Oshi for nearly 2 years now though
>>24619883I only have nightmares.
>>24619880Kids who were told that every board has to be like /pol/.
>>24619875nothing wrong with posting 5th Gen
alright lads
>>24619883I had 2 dreams about Korone at this point and she's not even my favorite.
>>24619901is it sad korone time?
>>24619845the sjws will get lost among the ocean of seaniggers and spics spamming chat. they'll even encourage them to spam more because telling them to stop would be marginalizing and racist
>>24619835it wasn't a restock, it seems like someone cancelled their order since there was only 1 left.
>>24619883At this point. I'm inclined to believe that this world is the dream. There's only suffering when sleeping.
>>24619882
>>24619883Holy shit I just remembered I had a dream about Marsuri the other day, I don't even watch her you fuckers and your narratives got into my subconscious
>>24619910
Choco is worried about you all...
>>24619878You would actually make the history as the first one to do that.>>24619880They are one and the same though. And they are a plague.>>24619883>AyameIf you travel to Japan she can make this dream a reality if you pay her enough... if you catch my drift.
>>24619921Why? I'm listening to her right now and everything seems fine to me
>>24619882Nigger stole my heart!
>>24619883I had this really weird dream where I was on a date with t*waI don't even like her..why couldnt it be marine...
>>24619900Ok go tell /vy/ to delete their thread, all vtubers are hololive 5th gen so all of them should be posted here.Fuck off retard.
>>24619893I know you're joking but there are genuinely VPs and CFOs who have more money than god but want to kill themselves
>>24619883I had a dream about Shion that made 0 sense despite not really being a fan of her.
https://files.catbox.moe/o1wazu.webm
>>24619934you should take a class on not taking obvious bait.
>>24619934This, but unironically
>>24619910The thing that gets me about this clip is she has to push a button to transition to her sad face.
>>24618994Based.
>>24619921I'm worried about Choco
>>24619269I absolutely need more of these with other holos.They make laugh at my pain, rather than feel sad.
>>24619921Be honest Choco-sensei. You only want my money and you would spit my semen out.
>>24619940Why would you post this clip of Korone with a picture of Marine?
>>24619776agree. i really hope cover picked up or is looking for a good sales team
>>24619917
>>24618244That was confusing. I thought it was Roboco for a sec
>>24618994Yes, and?
>>24619940This one fucks me up each and every time.
>>24619943You need to take a class on hanging yourself.
>>24619933Tsun.
>>24618994don't speak for me, faggot. I actually have taste.
dead hours are here, post narrativesKiryuu Coco is a Yakuza money laundering scheme
>>24619969Coco has huge cocock
>Aqua's sololive is on my birthdayHoly shit this is perfect
>Choco tempting fate in her bed
>>24619649I don't think theres anything really wrong with haato but I do think being stuck in australia with no parental guidence and only one friend that she probably doesn't really interact with outside of school is making her a bit stir crazy and desperate for attention in her outlet that is youtube.
>>24619969>>24619977those aren't narratives, those are facts
>>24619969Marine's 3D model isn't low fps she's just like that
>>24619969coco is half black and that would explain why she writes like a sassy black woman
>>24619961I guess you'll never learn
>>24619962Too smug, let's take her down a notch.https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1280158142932725760
>>24619969Pikamee aint a fat sjw
>>24619991Why don't you post more off-topic shit since you love it so much?
>>24619969Korone likes shitty games
>>24619618it's hard to judge because they're streamers on youtube rather than a regular youtuber. wg $10k/hr to play their game for 20-30k viewer streamer on twitch.
>Choco streaming herself sleep in character>againChoco...
>>24619650Just be yourself
>>24619917Rent Free
>>24620000When I'm done fucking your mom
>>24619940Hearing Korone saying the words hurt only more.
>What kind of women can't you deal with?Oga: I can't deal with menheras, one tried to strangle me.Kaoru: I don't like girls who openly flout the law, but that's only because anything goes with me behind closed doors.Shien: I don't like girls who sing The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku the first time we meet. (As in, girls who don't shut the fuck up)Roberu: I don't like girls who don't know how to say thank you.So, which holos actually have a chance?
>>24620000I haven't posted any offtopic shit actually. I'm just trying to do you a favor and keep you from being retarded.
>>24619935No I am not joking. I am pretty sure 50% of people who watch holo's want to kill themselves. And around 95% are lonely fucks. Remaining 5% of well adjusted normies are the weirdest of the bunch. What are they even doing here? Some of them supposedly even have wives. Those are the truly mental cases that should be locked up in an asylum.
>>24619969There's a bunny behind you RIGHT NOW
Holy shit Choco literally fell asleep in seconds, that's impressive. I'm kinda jealous.
>>24619993okayu has a good scream.
imagine using your braincells for narratives and falseflagging instead of actually watching or discussing your favorite holo
>>24620014None of them, maybe Haato/Shion if they normalise
>>24619969Coco likes unicorns almost as much as Choco likes spinosaurs, and Aki just caught one for Coco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1mYz8-do7kRisu?
>>24620023But I don't need any brain cells to do the latter
>>24620027Aki is so nice
>>24619996Anon...
>>24620015Yet you keep encouraging posting off-topic shit. Go back to your thread.
>>24619993That genuine fear early on. God bless, I always wanted to see the bully get bullied.
>>24620014Maybe... eh, i don't think any of them have a chance
>>24620019She's very tired and exhausted she was just excited because of the collab so she didnt feel it
>>24619951she wants you to be safe, be healthy and to make sure you're eating your dino nuggets. she only has your best interest in mind.
>>24620014I can't believe Oga's first time meeting Noel went so poorly...
Yeah you're right guys. Hololive_en will make hololive really politically correct. Just like hololive_ID made hololive into Muslims and hololive_CN turned hololive into communists, especially pekora. Oh wait, none of that happened.
>>24620017>50% of people who watch holo's want to kill themselves*wanted to
>>24619969Towa's good at games, a good person and fun to listen to, she also has a gorgeous voice.
I fasleflagged as a Towa falseflagger because I like her
>>24620023But narratives and falseflagging help me discuss my holos.
>>24620017It's more that people are falseflagging as mentally ill people for easy (you)s
>>24619969The whole hololive is a yakuza money laundering scheme. All the viewers are bots and only real viewers are people here + some isolated 4 people on youtube. There is a secret board on 5ch where real Japanese people laugh at us for watching something even they consider beneath them. Am I doing it right?
>>24620039Oh yeah I got that, but still, even when I'm tired I can't fall asleep that fast.
>>24620036Okayugyaku is fun. Just wish it didn't come from Youtube-kun
>>24620014>'t like girls who sing The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku the first time we meet. (As in, girls who don't shut the fuck up)
>>24620041
>>24620042Oga literally has a rule that he won't date any women he thinks might be able to overpower him, since if he wasn't able to overpower that one bitch who tried to choke him she might have killed him.
>>24620049that's a falseflag
>>24619977But that's true
>Ribbon freaking out>a ton of clipping>limbs a bit too small>have had months to fix thisWhy did they do Marine so dirty?
>>24620041>none of that happened.I thought similarly until the recent Risu stream where she went full camgirl, it was slightly worrying.
>>24620042it was his fault for saying Flare looks like a reptile
I can't fucking believe korone is dead. https://twitter.com/OutofVTubers/status/1280035151003545600?s=19
>>24620049Towa...
We can do it in 3D... We have the technology...
>>24620035show me one time where I encouraged or posted anything off topic since you're so sure.
>>24620063#Alllivesmatter is absolutely not something anyone SJW would say, but let's leave things at that before we all get banned.
>>24620042>>24620065If it was Noel he wouldn't have survived
>>24620063>#AllLivesMatter Artia can't be this stupid.....
>>24620049You will never be Kenzoku.
>>24620078When you defended posting pikatrash with your epic bait
>>24620077is it the outfit that makes Marine lewd, or is it Marine herself?
>>24619993how are you even supposed to play that game if you can't tell where they're coming from?
>>24620063Artia.... Just don't say anything at all you dunce
>>24620041Pekora, suisei and coco have always been commies
always watching always waiting
>>24620072KORO-SAN NO
>>24620072Why are you here?
>>24620052That's true though
>>24620065How would that even be possible? I thought men can always overpower women.
>>24620089I'd say at least 70% lewdness is from the outfit
Where do you guys even get the irl pictures of the hololive girls? Coco's an obvious one but idk about the others.
>>2462001750% and 95% reporting in
Guys I'm so f*cking mad. If the Pekof*gs won't stop falseflagging with my wife I'll piss my pants and cry.
>>24620090It seems pretty bullshit. I think easy mode lets you see them at all times, and there's a temporary item that reveals them on normal. Looked really unfair.
>>24620109the internet
>>24620108Marine reminds me of my aunt.
>>24620017Based post.
>>24620014Fuck off shiptrash
The Family is more like a mafia or a cult?
>>24620109I take them myself, just like everyone else here
>>24620052anon, I'm afraid you know too muchany last words?
>>24620096who is this cutie?!
>>24620017im like half 5% half 95. im a teacher which is a stable and relatively well paying form of income and have plenty of friends but im not currently in a relationship
sorry bros I love Towa now, I won't shitpost about her ever again
>>24620117Aki is the one who most reminds me of my aunt, and the feeling I get from /hlg/ is that I'm not alone.
>>24620109redditYou should go there and stay there
>>24620122Like a family.
>>24620122A filipino facebook group with identity crisis
>>24620122More like a group of retards
>>24620112Why is Risu like this?
>>24620017> I am pretty sure 50% of people who watch holo's want to kill themselves.
>>24620052I still think it's just Nijisanji fans trying to sabotage shit by saying things like that but... Coco and Kanata both hitting 107/108K viewers is a bit susp.
>>24620126Not the gun. Chocoke me with your cocock please.
>>24619820marine, but pekomiko shiawase usagi was a selling point for sure
>>24620017I'm a mixture of all 3 of these. What does that make me?
>>24620088that wasn't me schizo, I just warned you to stop taking bait because it makes you look like a retard, which I guess you're just confirming with this exchange.
>>24620150An anonchama
>>24620133god damn traitor!it's okay anon
>>24620134I wish I had an aunt like Aki...
>>24620150A dumbass
Do you guys have an agreed upon best 3D model out of the Holos? Any that you feel are particularly super nice and had way more attention than others? I felt like Coco's was way too fucking good, but that might also be because I haven't seen too many 3D moments with the others.
>>24620150An idiot since you can’t read.
>>24620133良くできました
>>24620149Ah right, I thought you meant you also bought it because the holo you liked was part of it but not central like Marine.Regardless that's great too, I'm glad she got to do that album considering how much of a Touhou fan she is.
>>24620159Ayame's
>>24620146Is watame hits 100k now that's suspicious
>>24620137I'm still waiting for someone to make a proper drawn version of this pic
>>24620017nice projection but vtubers are not that different from anime. You dont have to be mentally ill to enjoy them
>>24619883I've had 2 Holo dreams:1. Noel was playing Crash Team Racing and losing to Ars from Nijisanji (although this Ars seemed to be AI/CPU controlled) and getting really upset. She wasn't using boost outside of turns. 2. Seafront hotel in some hot, sunny country. I was underwater in the sea or in some enormous pool and Coco (with kson body and Coco head) was swimming extremely fast, like a torpedo. I was trying to catch her as she went whizzing past me several times and I failed.
>>24620112It's okay schizoflagger, just close your eyes and imagine the cocock, or maybe peeing in a holo ass is more your speed, since you do have experience in pissing yourself the skill probably carries over.
>>24620159Quality wise, Suisei's is the best.
>>24620146Coco is Coco and Kanata got advertised out the ass. The real suspicious thing is why Kanata got advertised out the ass and they've not even properly announced Watame's.
>>24620159Suisui, Rikka and Kanata.
>>24620052I'm just you but from the future faggot.
>>24620159If Towa's is anything like Sio's (they share a 3D artist) then it's going to be really fucking good. Rikka's is the best one we've seen technically so far but I guess that's probably not what you're asking for.
>>24620159It has to be kanata's or korone's
>>24620143If Gosling is any indication, it’s okay to kill your self for a good cause. Keep up the work and pass by age.
>>24620169I would but like my holo I am not a good artist.
>>24620017Wanted, not anymore
>>24620159Coco's tail
>>24620159Definitely Pekora. It’s like Pekora is really there.
>>24620175They're literally doing the exact same thing as they did with Kanata. At the end of Coco's they announced the Important Kanata stream. In the important Kanata stream they announced the date of her 3D live. At the end of the Kanata 3D live they announced an important Watame stream. In the important Watame stream they will announce the date of her 3D live.
>>24620152You are clearly fine with the off-topic shit since you are so concerned about anyone telling the shitposters to fuck off.You can fuck off together with them.
>>24620143Hey at least you are in a good place where people understand what you are going through. I graduated from 50% to regular 95% recently. All because I finally gave up on women even before finding holo's. It is possible and it really helps. Not to mention that because life is an ironic bitch, if you get over wanting a girlfriend you actually may end up finding one, when they don't smell your suicidal thoughts from a mile away. A girlfriend won't make you happy though...
>>24620159Personally don't watch her, but Kanata's model was really high quality from the few clips I saw. Coco's model is nice, but I think her actual movements make the model way better. My favourite is either Roboco or Korone though. The worst has to be either Marine or Fubuki.
>>24620198Gyaru holo where
>>24620197AH she's angry. Rape me. Rape me. Please rape me. Force me to knock you up Matsuri oh god just fucking do it make me a mess please
>>24620017Why would I want to kill myself? I won't get to watch and support my holo otherwise.
>>24620065this is why every man should lift.
>>24620159Suisei and both of Gen 4 so far.
>>24619408https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmZ73QgoFVwAntis trying to dislike bomb Pekora with sock puppet accounts got banhammered. A fifth of dislikes disappeared overnight.
>>24620185Wait Towa got Sio's 3D artist!? That's super fucking exciting.
>>24620198anon this is not okay
>>24620211Don't look at Flare, she's got the colors but she's a nerd.
>>24619883>Do you guys ever dream about the Holosthis is going to sound mongo autistici had an ongoing recurring dream series where I was in the world of oblivion and met FBK after which we proceeded to go on all kinds of adventures. I was a tank style character and she was an assassin. eventually we bought a house and settled down. it lasted a few weeks probably.
>>24620159Fukahire is the best character designer for Hololive. So, Korone and Civia. It's not even a contest.
>>24618102FUCKING DELETE THIS
>>24620172Coco's cocock...
>>24620225Yeah, someone connected the dots with twitter either last thread or the thread previous, I'm pretty convinced.
>>24620214Maybe watching and supporting their holo brings too much pain for them.
>>24620225It's just a "5ch said", but they were right about Kanata's model, so it's looking hopeful.
>>24620017Only reason I don't kill myself is because I wont get to see what my chuuba does in the futureand what games/animeharuhi and devil is a part timer I'm gonna miss when I'm dead
>>24620205I guess you don't realize that shitposters get off on attention. so responding to them in any way is fueling it. if you weren't such a newfag you'd know this. my telling you not to respond to bait is literally trying to stop you from feeding off topic shit you retard.
>>24620089Marine is pretty unusual in that she's very open about her sexual tastes and when she's feeling horny, which happens to be a lot of the timeher mind seems to naturally go in that direction pretty often and she has relatively few qualms about letting what's on her mind come out of her mouthit's in that sense that I think Marine is unusually lewd, and she would be (and has been) as lewd without the avatar
chewing on Korone's weird hair
>>24620246>haruhi and devil is a part timermight as well strike off 1/3rd of your list thats never happening
>>24618259bless marine for giving us korone panties
>>24620176>>24620185I just checked out RIkka's 3D model and yeah that is pretty good. It's super clean looking.
>>24620241Depends on your perspective I suppose. I want to better myself so my holo would be proud of me and so I can support her better.
>>24620259chewing on Korone's pubic hair
Future Matsuri waiting for her husband (you)
>>24620264>we will never get panties on a 3d model againGODDAMITGOSLING.jpg
>>24618577>>24618121>choco has dated guysand into the trashused good idols might as well be liquid shit itself
>>24618259its amazing how much worse roboco and marine look than every other holo in terms of design
>>24620214Because the only real part of them is getting railed by her boyfriend right now.... Seriously though if you feel that way good for you and keep it up (no sarcasm).
>>24620277I wonder how many days/weeks she had to spend mindbreaking me to get to that point
>>24620252They literally found the best person possible to portray Marine.
>>24620101Even the strongest woman is beaten by an average man in tests of strength, but in a situation where someone attacks unprovoked and targets a weak point, anything can happen. An effective choke only takes a few seconds to knock someone out by squeezing the main blood vessels in the neck. Had Oga not had the strength advantage to force that woman off immediately, he could been done for.
Haachama needs to be arrested for crimes against food and quite frankly humanity itself
would you get in line for a twap sign
>>24620249So they get off on attention and only shitpost harder if you reply to them, yet they stopped posting as soon as you started sperging out at me.Just go back already.
>>24620281We will miss you anon...
>>24618121What if you are this autistic and still want a chance? How to change for the better?
>>24620260a man can dream
>>24620281the character is even a succubus, it's not like it's a secret
>>24620282Marine looks great though you faggot
>Complains about bad dates>Is a whoreWhat was she expecting?
>>24620281Eh... anon...
>>24619883i had a dream were i was playing minecraft with flare, made my whole week, it wasn't a bad week at all i just really liked flare and she was very nice in the dream
>>24620301I guess you're going to keep being oblivious and retarded no matter what I say. well enjoy yourself I guess.
>>24620309compare her 3d model to literally anyone else
>>24620225>>24620236Here's the picture
>>24620295Considering that’s what SC reading is, yeah
>>24619883Almost every dream that I remember is about holos but I don't remember a lot of them sadly. Lately it's about the ones that I actually like too so I'm fine with it.
I just realized Choco would be the perfect succubus for that comic of the overworked guy who has the succubus grant his wish. She'd just sit on the floor and play dinosaurs all day with him and be happy.
>>24618345I want to pump and dump suisei!
>>24620289she took the character in a pretty different direction to what was originally intended, but in terms of living up to the avatar's lewdness, sure, she took the cue
>>24618121I wouldn't want to date a whore
>>24620281>LITERAL semen demon>NOOOOO SHES BEEN WITH GUYS!?!?!?!?!retard peko
>>24620277>mentally unstable>makes more money than youno thx
Still waiting on those swimsuits...
>>24620312Chocobros will come out if you do that
>>24620309Her 3D is shit because it doesn't have the jacket
>>24620281Spoiler alert, she's not the only one. Coco literally had an interview where she talked about her ex boyfriend.
>>24620281Based and truthpilled
>>24620322Let's fucking GO Sio's 3D is great
>>24620322Watame...
>>24619989This girl is trying so hard to get fucked and bred yet not one single anon has done the job. Disappointing.
>>24620305practicedate loads of chocos and try to learn from your mistakesthere are plenty of lonely women out there looking for men
>>24620067which one and what did she say
You don't actually hate any Holo..Right anon?
>>24620332No one would want to date you anyway
>the same arguments for the 1000th time
>>24618121>One guy took Choco to a restaurant, tried to not only split the bill for the foodsound like she's an entitled bitch to be honest
>>24620322But where's the mutton?
>>24620352I hate your fav
>>24620328>She'd just sit on the floor and play dinosaurs all day with him and be happy.>ryangosling.mp4
>>24620159Ayame 3D...
>>24620322anon...
Reminder that Matsuri has set her sights on Shien after that collab because she sees his purity as a vulnerability.
>>24620175>The real suspicious thing is why Kanata got advertised out the ass and they've not even properly announced Watame's.they are using the same pattern, at the end of the stream an announcement is teased, at a latter date the date for the 3D is revealed and then the shilling begins, whoever i don't it's going to be as aggressive as it was for kanata in the case of watame, people call her that as a joke but being everyone's cumpet has it advantages , also coco is doing some legal shit so i doubt she can be as hands on as she was before
So, I'm assuming the holos' birthdays are all faux, to keep up the charade of their characters, and to keep the stalkers away and whatnot.But does anyone by any chance knows the real birthdays of their roommates? I need them for astrological reasons.
>>24620295I would get in line for a dick rating by towa, if you know what I mean
>>24618214>>24619696>pikameeand into the trash
>>24620352Not inherently but the towa fags are trying very hard to make me dislike her
>>24620358I don't think that was the part that was the problem anon
>>24620343This isn't even a secretwhen she did the "makeup" stream she was saying she's putting makeup on to go out on a date
Why do you call Risu a discount Korone? Risu can do so many voices.
>>24620347Now Towa can never escape.
>>24620354You can believe that if it makes you feel better
>>24620356/r/ing a Fubuki edit of this.
>>24620349nice try abe
>>24620291>Even the strongest woman is beaten by an average man in tests of strengthI find that hard to believe, honestly. "Average" man probably doesn't really exercise so exercising woman should be able to close and overcome the natural advantage here. If the woman and man both exercise then yeah, the guy will usually come out on top barring outliers since some people are weaker or stronger than average.
>>24620328>She'd just sit on the floor and play dinosaurs all day with him and be happy.WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME SUFFER
>>24620365But Matsurisu?!
>>24620349marine is past her best before date. why do you think she has to act like a 17 year old?
>>24620373what is this autist even trying to do here
>>24620368marine is literally jesus
>>246203822D in brackets though.
>>24620384>Towa Aki Sio full 3D collab pileHNNNNGH
>>24620352yes I hate Ayame and hope she retiresdumbslut.jpg
>>24620398attracting a mate
>>24620295I want a Miso wife and a Twapi daughter.
>>24620363I'm just sharing the picture I saved from that anon like a week ago since they asked, someone also said that yatsurugi followed pretty much everyone the first time it was posted a week ago
>>24620365They said "no fatties"
>>24620338what's going on with her mouth?
>>24620343>another shit girlWow it's almost like it all adds up
>>24620352I don't hate Towa. I just think she's kind of boring. But I despise Towafags.
>>24620382>>24620343That was her roommate. Choco said it in character. This is a bit different. Same as how Towa and Aqua got shit for things that are downright quaint compared to what some of roommates did.
>>24620351https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFJcxZKCiTkCompletely dropped her character for the whole stream, talked about a bunch of random shit out of character, called her fans creepy, barely acknowledged superchats.
>>24620415Kaoru said that. Shien wants someone he can cook with and grow old together with.
>>24620379Same
Do we need more heel chuubas like Pekora?
>>24620398Looks like it's supposed to be the thing Coco did in her 3D reveal. I think Korone also tried it in the collab
>>24620373I recognize that pool...
>>24620421that was a dark day for hololive
>>24620365anon, did you miss the part where everyone was laughing at Matsuri during the stream? She just got rejected by four guys and Choco and A-chan all at the same time.
>>24620382eop...
>>24620352Ayame because she's a filthy slut, Towa because of Towafags
>>24620417She smugged too hard..
>>24620430No, we need one less
>>24620420what did Aqua do?
>>24620430I think she need someone as strong as she is, no one can really compite against her smugness
>>24620383And all of them suck
>>24620430No, one fanbase that endlessly shitposts and falseflags is enough.
>>24620430Yes. Hololive needs a villain.
>>24620421I have the same kind of accent and way of speaking as Risu does when she uses English.Should I become a VTuber?
>>24620419the problem is that they don't seem to ever have anything interesting to talk about when it comes to towa herself but they still want to bring her up so it all just ends up being mountains of shallow spam
>>24620379yeah me too peko
>>24620430No
In a recent stream, matsuri casually mentioned that Choco was taking singing lessons. Matsuri was talking to Luna about having lunch with choco
>>24620423Shien also said he doesn't want an otaku girl who never shuts up, so Matsuri was already eliminated.
>>24620352Suisei because of her old bitch narrative still.
>>24620447Played Smash with a pro player one too many matches. That's literally it, and she had to do an apology video.
>>24620421>Completely dropped her character for the whole streamWhich was a straight improvement.>called her fans creepyShe called otakus creepy. If you unironically identify as a "creepy otaku" you probably are the kind of person that no one normal would want to interact with.
>>24620430Kurokami...
>>24620421What was she thinking?
>>24620465Fair point.
>>24620420Well unlike Towa and Aqua, Choco doesn't try to pretend she's an idol.
>>24620420And Matsuri was laughing at idolfags who think women in their mid 20s are still virgins. In character. What's your point?
>>24620463Choco mentioned that too in her zatsudan and one of her member only streams. Moments like that are cute
How do we save Rushia from seanigs?
>>24620455>the problem is that they don't seem to ever have anything interesting to talk aboutbasically this entire thread
All of these anons seething and shitting themselves over the fact that their chuuba dared contact a male>Dated a male, unsbbingDo you really think they are ever going to pick you? It will never matter if they have a boyfriend, husband or 50 kids. Your relationship with them will never change. Don't make yourself that invested, anon
>>24620454jesus christ no
>>24620420Aqua's roommate is such a fake bitchpeople go on and on about rushia but god damn
>>24620483You don't
>>24620483Graduation
>>24620463Yeah Choco talked about it on her end too. Fucking slut Matsuri kissing Choco whenever she gets the chance.
Aki is still liking every comment in her MV after a week...
>>24620252I don't think she would be nearly as lewd without the fetish fuel avatar seeing how much she likes playing around with it and showing it off.She seems a bit different when specifically talking about herself and would probably never show herself.
>>24620483Rushia verde scared them off temporarily
>>24620430We've got more than zero, that's already too much
>>24620468Sounds like she learned her lesson
>>24620488We really need more timeloop images, I can't keep posting the same shit every time.
>>24620488I honestly can't wait for someone like Towa to get a boyfriend
>>24620101Menhera strength and if motherely instincts powers can be activated, can easily take out an unprepared man in a short amount of time
>>24620488(you) need to try harder
>>24620471If you showed any normal person this thread, a Vtuber video, or the comment section of any Vtuber video, they would find it weird.The core audience of Vtubers are creepy otaku.
>>24620471her normal voice is awful fag
how to get a girlfriend like flare bros?
>>24620483She needs to raise her power level again and attain yet another hair color.
>>24620490I don't remember Aqua's roommate literally ending a guy's career though
>>24620518Go to the local hospital and look for where the special needs people are
>>24620496She really had a lot invested into it... And low effort 3 times a day Haachama shitposts still get twice the views it has...
>>24620518go outside, interact with humans
>>24620392>I find that hard to believe, honestly.and youre right, because thats bullshitthe strongest women can bench press over 400 pounds, something that's an impressive feat even for strong men, and outright impossible for "average" guysif we're talking averages then yes, absolutely, the average guy is way stronger than the average girl
PPT legs...https://twitter.com/kakage0904/status/1280094140638740482
>>24620488I wonder if you're pretending to be an idiot or if you really are.
>>24620518Go outside
>>24620518gotta look for the chill to hang with ones that arent complete sluts bro
>>24620352I fucking hate Miko. I hate how much I love her.
>>24620483Pabanguhin mo pekpek nya
Make Ayame great again pls
>>24620496Aki is the one holo I really wish I liked more than I do.
>>24620379>>24620419>>24620441tfw pekofag succeeded at towafiltering the newfags
>>24620475well that was in the context of a stream where she said she would want to kill people out of curiosity as to how they would react as she killed them if only the law wasn't there to stop her, and that she would love the drink loli piss, and about a dozen other heinous things that were themselves among dozens of more heinous things that the other people in the collab were droppingthe whole stream was being played up
i do not want children. but i would fucking drop everything for a daughter like kanata she is too precious
>>24620506Honestly, many of them might have partners they would rather not tell people about. Your favourite chuuba might have a boyfriend herself, just be happy for her and enjoy her content for the content rather than for some artificial love that will never get satisfied
>>24620516Just did a comparison, nah, regular voice is better
>image limit reachedFAQ ~peko.
>>24620554no retard the towa spam is just getting fucking annoying every thread
>>24620483Nguyễn can't be stopped.
>>24620516Still better than the shrill squaking of her character voice. What do people see in loli voices?
>>24620564Watching and enjoying their content is fine but if you donate knowing they have a boyfriend you are a cuck
>>24620564nah thats gay bro
>>24620572peko
>>24620564I don't give a fuck about who they are in real life though, I just want the towafags to shut up.
>>24620538For stating the obvious that you're not gonna marry your favourite chuuba's roomate?
>>24620554I really doubt one (1) falseflagger does the hundreds of Towa... shitposts every thread anon
>>24620567Ok retard
(bun bun cha x N)Everyone's long awaited, PEKO RAP!Are the preperations done? HURRY UP!Finally made the 3D appearance, go ahead with the self introduction!th' Name is Usada Pekora peko! Feels lonely easily and ET CETERA. A BUNNY GIRL whose a entertainer? The spirit as an IDOL!HIKAKIN's big brother is SEIKIN! Its gonna get them angry!Isn't it attractive? This BODY!Isn't it cute? This FACE!GIRLS & BOYS drooling all over!Its not tasty! Pekora's thigh meat,Please take care of even such a Pekora!From now on as well let's carve Pekora STORY―! (bun bun cha x N)
Suisei trying to imitate Miko's baby voicehttps://streamable.com/1xixqo
>>24620581peko
>>24620572I don't see the spam anywhere except inside your headliterally free estate
>>24620506are you kidding? who do think it was that visited her place late at night and you could hear through her mic when she was on the toilet? just a fuckin friend? come on anon, there's a reason the incident was covered by ntrblog.com
>>24620564Unacceptable, there is a reason why idol agencies hide the relationship status of their talents.I'd rather live with a happy lie than a sad truth.
>>24620590Based
>>24618140dead ship
>>24620575Well you truly are on the wrong board if you're asking questions like that
>>24620471>She called otakus creepypandering to otaku is her job. who else does she think "donates" to anime girls online?
It is so fucking bizarre hearing Coco speak English with a southern accent.
Who has no doubt a boyfriend?
>>24620518try actually talking to women
>>24620588Does anybody still believe it's just 1 falseflagger and not just a bunch of shitposters going along with the meme? That's a high level of cognitive dissonance.
>>24620496Aki likes every comment on every video, no matter how old the video is, and has been doing so for the past two years. It's rare a comment will go unread by Aki for more than a week. She also keeps in touch with, likes and follows way more people on Twitter than most other Holos. Only a few like Matsuri and Miko are following more people than Aki. She truly appreciates them.
>>24620603Wait really? KEK
>>24620604that's kinda sad honestly. I hope one day you find a real girl anon
>>24620615Ayame
Is Pekora actually going to be with Noel during her VR Horror?
>>24620615Watame.
>>24620490Don't say mean things about my wife.
>>24620600that explains why every time word chart fag posts "towa" is right in the middle even during large events that have nothing to do with her like pptengas 3d reveal right? retard
Vietnamese people are alright, the problem is teenagers/underages. I live in a 1st world country and even here, you hear of retarded teenagers harassing popular Youtubers, even going to their house to stalk them
>>24620588hello new friend
>>24620615Ayame has at least 1 boyfriend and at least 2 sugar daddies
>>24620615Watame, Ayame. Coco and Rushia had exes at least.
>>24620590I love my wife Pekora...
>>24620615>>24620615Towa, because he literally visited Towa's place while she was streaming and talked to Towa's stream
>>24620588peko
>>24620623She said as much during her member stream, that'd she'd be there and cheer for her so I expect her to.
>>24620588Before Towa it was Peko, and before her it was Korone. It would be too schizo to think it's an organized group though, probably just bored people jumping on the bandwagon.
>>24620623god i wish
>>24620615Ayame and Watame. Towa had at that time, hard to say if she has right now though.
>>24620619I won't, I'm a monster. HoloLive is all I have left.
>>24620588There's about 10 "Towa..." posts in this thread, the rest are split between on topic discussion about Towa and people hating on Towa.
>>24620556Yeah but there was nothing heinous or played up about that part. It was just them laughing at the times they got flamed for dumb shit. https://youtu.be/JddbVfaUt3I?t=1799
>>24620628t. Kinh from Canada
>>24620615Towa
>>24620483we don't, are we're grateful that she acts as the seanig containment system to prevent them from spilling over into other, more important Holos
>>24620483Just keep supporting her and wait for it to die out. Actual hololive content is boring for people who are only there for the memes and shitposting.
>>24620626People towa...d for PPTs reveal because Towa was a part of it
>>24620554Do you mean the towa spam that is obviously the handful of anons that endlessly seethe over Towa? The Towa spam that happens when people talk shit on Towa, or when actual fans post about her when she is streaming or when someone asks for clips?
>>24620590I love you pecorI'll always support you, you stupid dorkito
>>24620626Towa was in it twice, and people only call Towa 'Towa'.Meanwhile, Kanata has like 5 nicknames at this point
>>24620623Pekora doesn't seem like the kind of person who would do that unless there's something in it for her.She will probably try to steal all the glory by making an impromptu 3d appearance as well
>>24620639Korone was the queen of /v/ until the great tiktok filterings. Now it's Pekora. People say they're just falseflaggers but all of it goes away whenever she streams. They are shitposters, but they do unironically watch her.
>>24620664ah yes a very short cameo validates shitting up entire threads
>>24620321But you said design, not 3D model
>>24620626>Falseflagger spams Towa all thread>Posts word cloud next thread where "Towa" is in the middleWow, why do Towafags spam so much?
>>24620492>GraduationIsn't this the ultimate answer to all problems?
>>24620587Yes, exactly that. For some reason you retards post this whenever purity comes up as if you're dropping some massive unheard of truth bomb. I care about purity but I'm also not some deluded fuck that wants to or thinks I ever could hook up with them. Also if they have relationships in their private life then whatever, I just don't want to hear about it in their content
>>24620641>>24620630>>24620622How do you all know Ayame has a boyfriend? Did she confirm it?
>>24620626Way to out yourself as a retard, newfag. If you had been here for literally just 1 day before PPT3D you would have known the actual situation this these threads and how shit it was. Or you could simply read the 2 threads after the 3D stream.
Towa is a fucking introvert. How can she possibly have a boyfriend
>>24620615Kanata probably
>>24620595全然似てないw
>>24620690It's me
>>24620692And autistic too!
>>24620692I'm not sure she is an introvert, she's just shy or autistic.
>>24620133Welcome to the family
>>24620690I'm literally her boyfriend anon
why would functional 20yo, not have partners? and why does it bother you so much it's hardly a problem in any other form of media be it movies, series of book yet the mere thought of the fact that your holo might have a boyfriends sends you into a tantrum, in what way is it "cuck shit", you are not paying for an escort, or anything of the likes you are supporting entertainment that you like a nothing more you really think that if these girls are so widely like there wouldn't be people in their lives that want them as patterns, learn to respect their agency as women and the fact that they are unattainable, just enjoy the free entertainment they provide and it it fits you so, support them not off a fever dream of a posible relationship but just as a for of appreciation
>>24620626You mean when (You) spammed "Towa" a hundred times in a single message?
>>24620687>I'm also not some deluded fuck that wants to or thinks I ever could hook up with themThen that post doesn't apply to you, faggot. There are so many "deluded" people who really do believe they have a chance
I miss Mikochi...
>>24620615Haato, if she had a boyfriend she wouldn't be so starved for attention all the time
>>24620678I find it amusing that despite several members of gen 3 describing how Pekora is people still choose to believe their own twisted version over it.
>>24620692If she's an introvert there's no way she would've been in a band.
>>24620692because women dont have to put much effort into it, beyond being presentable and saying "yes" when a guy asks them out
>>24619342Not a single cent.
>>24620690I'm her boyfriend and also pay her for extra services
>>24620692I met towa at a grocery store in Tokyo. She was rating guys' dicks right in front of an older guy who kept cheering her on. At first I thought it was her father because of the age difference, but it seems it was her boyfriend
>>24620707That's too reasonable for otaku.
>>24620707im pretty sure all the people here are "functional 20yo" that "do not have partners" retard
>>24620281basedeven succubus demons should be pure
>>24620692>Introvert>Was complaining about having to be locked inside because of the lockdown and was going menhera over itYeah, sure buddy.
>>24620721She paid them money retard
>>24620448https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_nNqAJfqW0She is already here anon. As long as she doesn't go into her masochist phase that is.
>>24620643This post really hits close.
>>24620690hey newfag i'll spoonfeed you but not that muchpeople literally dug through her old twitter and found her blatantly saying shes gonna sleep with said guy with actual proof. not everything here is narratives.
>>24620693that's an interesting choice, why?
>>24620531>>24620541>>24620616ok so it's impossible for me...
>>24620741Ah, so you were just a shitposter. I really should stop giving shitposts the benefit of the doubt.
>>24620740Towafags are delusional
Introvert's can be musicians too, I don't think Towa is an introvert though.
>>24620707As a general rule of thumb, I don't want to hear about what enters or leaves a holo girl's anus, whether that happens in the bathroom or the bedroom doesn't matter.
Choco...
>>24620615Anyone with a fucked up sleep schedule
>>24620430aqua....
>>24620735if you don't have a partner, you are not a functional member of societyt. Abe-san
>>24620735"Functional" is the keyword here, anon.
I think that's enough /hlg/ for one day
>>24620690it's just she doesn't stream very often so clearly it must be because she's just too busy having sex with men
>>24620724You'd be surprised how fucking autistic you have to be get good with an instrument. Then again she doesn't strike me as an introvert, just somewhat socially awkard, the kind of person that finds funny things that no one else does or points out things everyone else ignores on purpose.
>>24620773Yeah I'm fucking her rn
>>24620724I've never seen any proof of her being in a band, she has cover videos of her singing in a group, but that's a standard thing to do between musicians on NND/YouTube, I wouldn't really call that a "band".
Just so we're clear, telling a holo that it's thanks to them that you don't want to kill yourself anymore isn't something they want to hear, it puts them in an awkward situation that no person should have to be in.
>>24620681Learning to recognize sarcasm and falseflagging from a text post on the Internet is also an essential English skill, ESLkun
>>24620732Same, but when I was there it was Peko rating and even *sniff*ing dicks. Mikochi was sullenly balled up in the corner, mumbling to herself, shit was fucked. I can't believe PeKO does this to her "friends".
>>24620763so literally everyone except Towa...
>>24620763But they all have a fucked up sleep schedule
>>24620757they're EOPs who are stuck behind a language barrier and don't have a clue
>>24620707I was kinda like that too before I got rid of my virginity. But even back then I didn't go autistic over real people. I was more obsessed with anime characters being virgin and shit like that. I'm sure they will grow up someday.
>>246193420% I'm no simp
>>24620740>locked insidejapan never had a lockdown, dumb lunaposter
>>24620707I am self-admittedly a newfag and I have seen enough purity shitflinging loops to know not to reply to them seriously. Ignore all idolfag discussions both for and against.
>>24619084
>>24620772>not building up your tolerance You'll never make it from the real threat amidst the horizon.
>>24620784>telling a hololiterally any person not just holos
>>24620731If you're her boyfriend but you have to pay her, you're not her boyfriend. You're a cuck, faggot.
idolfags run /hlg/
>>24620787PekoMiko is truly dead.
>>24620784Yeah, I wouldn't want to make my holo feel awkward or anything. Haha... Lyger...
>>24620721That's true for pretty much every holo. People will always favor narratives over actual evidence if they make for better shitposting.
>>24619342I don't do that
>>24620769Good thing that's a meme word that means absolutely nothing outside of having a diagnosed mental illness.
>>24620709I hope nobody in this thread actually believes that and if they do I'd ask they stop posting before they make purityfags look worse
>>24620782I was thinking of killing myself before reading your post, but now, thanks to you, I definitely will
>>24620724I know a lot of introvert and autistic people or even suicidal fucks who are in a band, even famous ones.
>>24620791They don't and I read the question wrong. I mean anyone with a fucked sleeping schedule wouldn't be in a relationship because it's not possible to maintain.
>>24620819Matsuri is a slut. She probably loves bathing in gaijin cummies and doesn't mind.
>>24620709nobody believes that here, the only people that ever say 'at least i have a chance' are shitposting
>>24620800Shut up fag.. Some people don't throw away their values for pussy. I'm not a virgin either but I still think that these idols should pretend to be virgins. That's part of their job
>>24620811That's the joke anon...
This whole introvert = shy meme has to stop. I'm so fucking tired of all these posts...
>Festival and Rikka 3D streamthat was unexpectedly soon
>>24620813I don't know if the which is worse between the idolfags or the blackpillfags. Both only post about sluts and dick at this point
>>24620854This place is full of genuinely autistic people, they will never understand.
>>24620854yeah just because my dick is introverted into ur mom doesnt mean its shy
>>24620832がんばれ、アノン!
>>24620833People don't understand that there are shy extroverts and confident introverts. I couldn't care less about going to social events, but if you drag me out to one I'm not gonna sit in the corner, I'm gonna be drinking and talking.
>>24619342I bought a membership for my favorite
YEEEAAAAHHHHhttps://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1280233812023062528?s=20
>>24620817Stop it, they're already dead
>>24620854I'm so introverted xD yesterday at chad's party, I was SO nervous when he talked to me, I barely had the courage to suck his dick xD
>>24620849in what way is that their job??, their job is to entertain you and unless you're an ayame fag they do that plenty, they have no obligation to entertain your headcanon about them, it's also not healthy to place their value or you relation to people on the preconceived notion of their virginity that's just weird as fuck
>>24620854youkya = sanguinic/cholericinkya = melancholic/phlegmatic
>>24620707Men value women's purity, it's not logical but instinctive
>>24620838This is all true. I am her gaijin bf btw.
>>24620707That isn't the fucking point.They joined this company with this premise, with the knowledge what kind of fanbase it has, with the complicit understanding of what kind of community it is.Those of them who fully embrace the idol role and seiso understand it perfectly, see Kantatan, Miko, and so on, they know what they are doing and what kind of expectations their fans have on them.They can do whatever it is they want outside of their job but it shouldn't bleed into their work and most of them know and accept this.There are Holo's who don't care as much about this and they are fine aside from a couple of anti's trying to bring them down.Literally the only people who get upset over this are.A. Doxxfags who actively seek the information so they can shitpost or get upset at itB. Insanely delusional people(0.1%) that think they have a shotC. White knights that get upset that A and B exist so they mount their high horse and try to preach a bunch of moralistic bullshit that isn't even relevant, i.e you.It is a symbiotic relationship no matter how dystopian it is and the girls who play into it aren't ignorant little girls who don't know any better. They are adults for fuck sake and they know what crowd watches them and some of them even understand their fans on a personal level, Miko and Kanatan again for example.
>>24620473She even tries to justify herself saying she's too tired to do her character voice. I don't care about Risu enough to be angry, but honestly, I wouldn't want any holos associating with her after this. I just hope management is not sleeping on the job to the point of letting this go without at least a warning for her to get her shit together.
>>24620438Matsuri is like the female version of that best friend guy in romcom manga/LNs/eroge. The person who's a desperate perverted goofball that's the butt of every joke, and is never taken seriously by their peers of the opposite sex.
>>24620888And in English you tryhard weaboo?
>>24620854it's the same dumbass, extroverted people practice their social skills since they are kids because they enjoy social things so it's almost impossible for them to be shy
>>24619342I'll member if there's a member stream for my holo that I can make, I'm interested in seeing how much more she'll interact with indiviual people in chat when there's not 30k people spamming away
>>24620854no it doesn't, people don't get to excuse their ineptitude behind a trait and then gatekeep everyone else out of it just because they don't fit their own description of socially inept
>>24620885KEK
>>24620869it would be "extraverted" into his mom, technically. "Extraversion" is ironically the terminology used for animal penises such as ducks which unfurl and extend.
>>24620854Agreed. In reality those most autistic and "introverted" roommates go through multiple miles of cock.
>>24620802I know, doesn't change the fact that she was Twitter complaining about being locked inside now does it? There was never a forced lockdown but Japanese aren't Americans so if the government asks them to keep outdoor activity to a minimum they will actually listen.
Holy shit 5 hours until the next stream and it's a homostar. This is truly the deadest of hours...
Hololive?
>>24620857She announced it the same day Rikka had his 3d debut.
>>24620894based and idolfagpilledalot of these idiots are just baiting for (you)'s so they get their images back I wouldn't give them the time of day anonkun
>>24620903That was English...
>>24620919No, go away
>diesiraeforeknowledge.jpg
>>24620894the fuck is this retard posting over chuuba boyfriends
>>24620917There's a ton of archives leftover from last night to catch up on since they happened simultaneously.
>>24620707Do you seriously not understand the business model here? Do you not get that they purposely play up the girlfriend simulator thing so lonely dudes tune in and pay up? Not to mention they still have the facade of being an idol group? No shit there will be people who expect them to uphold an image. You people are dumb as rocks
>>24620923He's autistic please understand
>>24620421she sounds high as fuck
Coco please you could have saved us from this, where are you
>>24620894Except Cover has explicitly stopped enforcing their idol rules for quite awhile, before Gen 4 even debuted. Members are free to interact with men all they want, those who chose not to are doing it by their own choice, not company mandate.
>>24620894>idol role and seiso>MikoI agree with everything in this post but people like Miko are definitely not seiso
>>24620909what if we swapped extraverts then bro?just a little bro time brolets do like the homostars and swap extraverteds
The holos are selling an anime avatar. They're not selling the real life image of an idol. There's zero reason for them not to have a bf or even husband in some cases.
>>24620923Nobody uses those words anymore you nerd
>>24620919What? What is hololive?
>>24620904I agree most if not all extroverts are social. That's why I didn't mention it. But I'm an introvert who stays inside almost 24/7 and I do fine at parties and such.
>>24620928I don't even remember what that was replying to. Foreknowledge though does make you question things.
>>24620892and yet in no other medium do you see people being a aggressive against someone not being a virgin, nobody hold their real life friends to such standards and nor should they do it, so women on the other side of the planet man who value purity to such degree do it less out of a moral standpoint an rather because of their own sexual insecurities
>>24620931True, I need to watch the second half of Miko Bully. I had to go to sleep during it.
so........what streams or archives are you all watching during these cursed dead hours?im watching a niji jump king stream and thinking about how kira really is the one and only jump king
>>24620940actually sorry I was mistaken, the correct term is "eversion", but close enough.
>>24620946>I have an IQ of 50 the post
>>24620962Listening to Choco sleep.
>>24620894C is the most obnoxioussame group that tells streamers to go to sleep
>>24620966This
>>24620900Matsuri will talk about her dry periods sure, but she's not crazy enough to talk about it when she actually does get laid. Don't be so sure that a lack of her telling the world about how much she's fucking means she's not fucking, even if it's reasonable to assume that when she's talking about how much she's not fucking she's probably not fucking.
>>24620938I don't think that changes his point...
>>24620962I started watching a niji playing APEX and she kind of sucks, I wish I was watching Towa... instead
>>24620932You don't understand anon. He's normal, you know? A normal member of society. So therefore he gets to dictate what opinions people are allowed to have.
>>24620962My wife
>>24620939especially after her whole ordeal of defining and idol and realizing she'd rather make her own definition of an idol along with her fans. a lot of the holos do that and it's better that way, a lot more fun
>>24620968>same group that tells streamers to go to sleepOr that fucking hydration bot on Twitch
>>24620932except that's not their business model and they have made it clear, even it was it's not healthy behaviour that should be pandered too, just because these people are too inept to find a partner doesn't mean a girl on the other side of the globe should abstain of doing so
How is talking about their love live on topic discussion?
Subaru is my favourite Hololife
>>24619342I am member of my holo and am planning to buy her t-shirt the NEKO one
ok bye anons nobody is streaming and i better do my uni essay before next stream
IMO these threads should get auto deleted after 300 posts
>>24620957it's a cultural, women still get btfo in the middle east and western "slut" pride is an extremely recent thing
>>24620965>Doesn't speak old english>haha ur dumFuck off retard, nobody likes you.
>>24620915The only roommates that have had miles of cock in them are marine korone and rushia and they are not introverted
>>24620938>those who chose not to are doing it by their own choice, not company mandate.Did you even read my post anon? I talked about how there are Holo's who don't follow the idol path. Yet it doesn't really matter what Cover says, the fanbase is still largely the same and it really isn't a coincidence that the most "idollike" girls are also the most popular ones.What I'm trying to say is that those girls who choose to maintain seiso do so on their own volition and know exactly what they are getting into, and that they don't need white knights defending their right to suck dick as if they are being threatened by their fans.My overall point is that, if you are purposefully adopting a seiso position then you have an obligation to keep all that can break it, away from your work, that is the contract you sign when you take on the position.
>>24620984good luck, anon
>>24620972Well, she said she was a virgin. Whether you believe it or not depends on how much you trust her, and since she was a landwhale just a couple of years ago, I think it has some merit.
>>24620974We have been spoiled by Towa recently, lots of streams.
>>24620982I like Flare and Suisei
>it's another "all of them secretly have boyfriends" hourhow long until we enter the "all women magically lose their virginity at 18" loop?
>>24620880>fucking eggs on the floorbro
>>24620988Melancholic is not old english you dunce
>>24620989and ayame
>i dont like anons talking about how much they like love their chuubas because that means I have competition
>>24620988Oh yes, 'melancholic', the word that fell completely out of the lexicon circa 1700.
>>24620987yeah, but the middle east ain't the golden standard of societal relationships, men are fucking whore and no one bats and eye, there is no problem with women having the same sexual liberty
>>24620972Anon, I'm only talking about the character role she plays in Holopro, as the butt of jokes. I don't know for sure what she does in real life, and it doesn't really matter to me.
>>24620939>>24620977Maybe seiso is a bad word for it, I should have focused more on the whole "personal relationships" part since Miko has specifically talked about that kind of symbiotic relationship with her fans, she knows why her fans don't want to hear about boyfriends and she accepts that.
>>24621005NO YOU DON'TR UNDERSTANDWOMEN WERE MEAN TO ME IN SCHOOLALL WOMEN ARE WHORES
>>24621003Shit taste
>>24620988seethe harder zoomer
>>24620637What are the chances she forgets to schedule it and Noel ends up alone? I'm sure her viewers will remind her though.
>>24620979>it's not healthy behaviour that should be pandered tooYeah and by the way, we should all stop playing violent video games because violence is bad... What's wrong with idols pretending to be pure? Nobody ever claimed they have to be actual virgins. It's called acting
>>24619940This is why I want her to play Valiant Hearts, provided there's japanese subs for it
Imagine waking up and your favorite chuuba is suddenly Towa
>>24620994Coco is the least idollike and is one of the most popular. You just self pwned your own argument
>>24620707Regardless of what you think about this and how many anons you convince you are right you can't change this perfectly self-regulating mechanism. Just allow one or two of them to break the illusion a bit too much and see how quickly she will graduate because she killed her own career. All of them are absolutely free to do what they want and reap the consequences. Or I guess they aren't cause Yagoo would smack the bitch who seriously went overboard with this stuff.
>>24621005I could have sworn there is at least one of that loop in the posts above.
>>24620982mine if suisei, followed by flare and kanata
>>24621012This, but unironically.
>>24621013>t. subhuman retardthanks for outting yourself as a moron>>24620984wow nice blog FAGsubscribed
>>24621022I'd be really sad if she did because that would just be cruel. But I'm sure she'll be there bar any accident.
>>24621027I'll fucking kill myself
>Holos who would rather be with women Matsuri, miko, shion, flare>Holos who have probably dated but didn't fuckHaato, aqua, noel, okayu, suisei, kanata >Holos who have had sex at least once Aki, Fubuki, Roboco, Choco, Mio, Marine, Korone, Subaru, Sora, Watame, Luna >WhoresAyame, rushia, coco, mel, towa
>>24620998I mean she acts a lot like a virgin so when she said that it was probably likely, but my point is that you won't notice when she starts fucking unless it accompanies graduation
>>24621007>>24621013>>24621022Whatever, this is /jp/ not /en/ so you need to shut the fuck up
>>24621012This, but unironically. 5 years means there should only be one. The best.
>>24620982Subaru is good. My favorites are Miko, Flare, Towa, and Mio.
>>24621027i would kill myself and towa
>>24621027would never happen
>>24620762Even if it is Suisei and pee?
>>24621012>tfw I do more for my chuuba than any other anon here
>>24620973>>24620994>They joined this company with this premise, with the knowledge what kind of fanbase it has, with the complicit understanding of what kind of community it is.I'm saying Cover hasn't been trying to push this image for quite awhile. There was an obvious shift between them trying to explicitly market to idolfags into them trying to market towards a more general audience. They likely explicitly scouted Coco for this very reason.
>>24621027But Miko and Towa are my favorites.
Is this the MGTOW thread?
So what's this fabled "rabbit hole" I keep hearing about?
>>24620982I like the scatman fox
>>24621027what a horrible nightmare, thankfully only towa and ayame simps have taste that SHIT>>24621044we need to split hlg when holoen is created
>>24621042Based
>>24621046I like Miko as well :D
>Subaru interested in the new guilty gearI would explode if she ends up playing it.
>>24621050>I'm saying [headcanon]
>>24621029Damn. I forgot that Coco is the only Holo that is popular. That just tore my argument to shreds, thank you for informing me.
>I unironically love Matsuri with all my heart yet I'm responsible for some of the most viscous and terrible fat shaming posts here.
>>24620982I like peko,Miko,shion and Sora
>>24620979>except that's not their business modelNaive retard>it's not healthy behaviour that should be pandered tooNo one cares if you think its not healthy. It makes money so it will continue to be pandered to>just because these people are too inept to find a partner doesn't mean a girl on the other side of the globe should abstain of doing soI don't think any of them have to abstain from sex....just don't fucking talk about it when you're in character.
>>24620880Who leaves eggs out? Fucking hell
I like girls.
>>24621008I wouldn't use describe someone who's been together with the same guy all this time like that
>>24621027That's every morning for me.
>>24621020Why are Rushiafags like this?
>>24620998If you believe her other self, she said if she's in a relationship she wouldn't be streaming. The virgin thing is its own problem. Unless she graduates within the near future it's going to bite her the longer she's at hololive because it'll be less believable as time goes on.
Fucking whores. This is why we need Islam.
got out there and get a girlfriend bros, it's not that hard if you are conscious of who you are, just wear a facemask
>super deader hourssadroberu.jpg
>>24621042>Anons that should kill themselves(you)
>>24621076bro that's gay
>>24621006>>24621074You should definitely check the full stream out if only to see the rest of the submissions
>>24620988are you just really stupid or something
>>24620782lmao newfag detected
>>24621057The fettering pit inside a pekofag's brain.
I love this thread because it reminds me how /jp/ used to be in 2009.
>>24621012I'm going to marry the peko and there's nothing you faggots can do to stop me
>>24621076What are you doing in HomoLive General?
>>24621082Fuck You I like Towa
>>24621085Insha'allah brother
>>24621069Unironically based, Matsuri would be proud of your tactics in that you're warding off potential competitors and striking at her vulnerabilities. We'll make a roommate's boyfriend out of you yet, anon.
so glad i'm gay so i have a very healthy view of the holos instead of whatever that anon is thinking
>>24621067Yeah, they scouted Hololive Gamers with the intention of them being an idol group, not to appeal to a different audience than the idolfag market they were already in, makes sense.
>>24621104Just say in sha Allah bro
>>24621100I'm going to marry her before you
>>24621042Noel got molested by her brother
>>24621091https://files.catbox.moe/klgtud.webm
>>24621101Because I am gay.
https://streamable.com/rq6x0z
>>24621074EUbros told me that it's okay apparently. Or maybe it was Brits. I can't remember.
>>24621050And I'm saying that what Cover tries to push won't change the fact that the majority of people who decide to watch(and spend money on, a very important distinction) anime avatars doing cute things online are still going to be the same kind of people who fall into the idol trap.They can search far and wide and they will find success but the majority of the fanbase will still be the very same idolfags.Sure I might be wrong in the future but I don't think I will be.
>>24621108Faggot.
>>24620610There's more to being an otaku than just idolizing lolis
>>24621085Why are Moonafags like this?
>>24621068You just got corrected. The appropriate reply is "I stand corrected". Try again.
>>24620894>Insanely delusional people(0.1%) that think they have a shotit's way more than .1% 4chan is purity fags that will spend their day shitposting at the notion that their anime waifu isn't pure. so it's not about whether they think they have a shot.
All these talks about women like you pathetic retards would understand anything about them lmao
>>24621039fucking based lmao
>>24621086Last i checked there were no 100% Pure japanese women in my country nor could I speak Japanese fluently.or wanting a gf for that matter, i'm just autistic
>>24621108Being a non virgin accomplishes that too
>>24620668Iirc during the mio snacks collab people posted about towa a lot for how autistic and socially inept she was, that triggered a few autists and one of them said he would start falseflagging as towa instead of pekoraThen the days after that they just replied "Yes but can we talk about Towa?" or something similar to every discussion. Shit kinda went overboard during the Kanata 3D stream with them spamming up the entire thread.
>>24621005It's true that there are many women that hardly ever or never have sex and that women in their majority have less sex than we would expect based on our knowledge of the outliers.But at the same time it's true that biologically speaking all women are supposed to have sex, whereas not all men are.So if your favorite holo has sex it's not a big deal, because it's just as natural for her to fuck as it is for you to be a virgin. There's nothing wrong with it, that's just the way the world is supposed to be.
>>24621108Which homostar would you? Curious about your taste.
>>24621005it's burger hours
>>24621108Holostars shouldn't have girlfriends. They are meant to be pure idols, none of those fags better have a wife or kids
my favorite girl is Robocop so what now???
>>24621108yeah, being attracted to and having sex with men helps a lot with not thinking of women as fucking aliens like some weirdos do
>>24621143This
>>24621108Tell me your favorite hololive and holostar.
>>24621108Stfu you like dicks
>>24621086I don't need a girlfriend.
>>24621085Go back and get decapitated
>>24621143There's not a fucking chance in hell that there's a women who could actually live up to Kaoru's requirements.
I don't know about you guys, but I want for my chuuba the best and I wish for her to eat all the dicks and pussies she wants as long as she is happy
>>24621143The gays do not care Anon, they will fuck anything.
>>24621133I'm a woman and my favorite hololive is Miko, a real idol..
>>24621122Doesn't Coco disprove this? She's pretty much the least idol-like you can get in the group, yet she's constantly topping the earnings chart. This is exactly what Cover was trying to do by diversifying their audience.
>>24621129Do you really want me to compare the popularity of the "idollike" chuubas and the non-"idollike" ones? Do you really think the ones that are like Coco will come out on top?Coco is not the rule, she is the exception. And I'm sure you realize what it was that I was trying to say, yet you got hung up on this detail that really doesn't break my argument.
i can't really imagine a non virgin who likes chuubas
>>24621160He's married, anon...
>>24621143Correct, Holostars are for dick.
>>24621140kira or temma. but i don't really look at those guys in that type of way either.
>>24621160What about his wife?
>>24621135As a non-virgin, I attest that this is not necessarily true.
>>24620784It also reminds them that if their roommate sextape leaks and gets associated with her there will be at least a few suicides. Oh boy what has my girlfriend signed up for. I on the other hand am so happy that I got my own Death VHS Tape.
>>24621042If Haato ever dated anyone it must have been in middle school or early high school. She's a total loner in Australia.
>>24621169Roberu said housewives watch him in the morning. What's wrong with that anyways? Guy is fun to listen to.
>>24621163Go be a woman somewhere else
>>24621152okayu and kira
>>24621161Let's not go too far anon. Being a slut is not mentally healthy. I'd know. One of my best friends in high school was one.
>>24621044Who let this retarded seamonkey out of his cage?
>Miko says she won't stream with dudes because she understands and can empathize with how it would make some viewers feelTake the 35pill already
>>24621179Australia is her first time at a co-ed school so if she did date prior to going there it was with someone outside of school or a female
>>24620982I unironically like all holos. Even Ayame and Towa.
>>24621040What if Miko asks Pekora to collab on that date?
>>24621170>>24621174If his wife actually passes his requirements, then she is the absolute best girl. Almost too perfect, really.
>>24621179Don't you know she sucked every white dick in Melbourne? You don't need to speak good English when your mouth is full
>>24621184I hope you're aware that at least 1 in 5 posters here are women?
Isn't this literally doxx discussion?
>>24621193same with Marine, for the same reason
>>24621183Imagine your mom watching Roberu's zatsudan in the morning, that would be cool
>>24621193I can't trust retards sorry
>>24620994That's what gets on my nerves with the white knight normalfaggots. Some of the girls WANT the idolfag audience and play up to it
>>24621085based islam is right about womengive everyone lolis like muhammad
>>24621169I stay inside all day anon. I have nothing better to do. And being fluent in Japanese probably factors in too
>>24621050Coco is an anomaly. Ever since generation 3 showed up the Hololive fanbase has had far more unicorns than before.
>>24621200It won't happen. Pekomiko is a dead ship
>>24620849>it's part of their job to make sure my insecure self doesn't feel uncomfortablethe absolute state of idoltards
>>24621197>>24621179basically haachama is most likely a virgin
>>24621206>talking about dicks and girls doxxing
>>24621203Yeah and all 1 in 5 posters here should be women somewhere else
>>24621225Based
>>24621086I had a girlfriend, but I dumped her because she was too needy and self-centered. Watching cute virtual girls is much better.
>>24621169Imagine achieving normalfag status and realizing it sucks. Now I can enjoy my hobbies and not worry about the grass being greener on the other side.
>>24621085>>24621213forgot pichttps://s2.desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/a/image/1592/42/1592427552474.jpg
>>24621179Even complete shut ins get laid at least twice every week in Australia. It's the most Chad country on earth.
>>24621203Impossible.
ogay
>>24621222kill yourself nanodesu
>>24621203More like gay men pretending to be women
>>24621239WALLABY COPE
>>24621161You didn't need to admit you were a cuck, we could tell from your other posts
>>24621220unicorn?
>>24621165Coco is an anomaly and the reason she is popular is because she is a goddamn entertaining genius with all the right tools. I don't watch her because she doesn't interest me but I can't deny her success nor her methods to achieve that, but she is far from the average Holo, so using her as a base isn't possible.Yet for as popular as Coco is she is just one Holo out of a lot and if you were to compare popularity based on an "idollike" value then you'd definitely see that the group that plays along this charade are on average more popular than those who don't.
>>24618065Shion’s tummy...
>>24621225Dangerously based, honestly.
>>24620928AAARGH MOTHERFUCKER
who said deadhours isn't fun?this shit is fucking hilarious look at all the schizos throwing shit at each other like theyre in a psuedo-asylum-zoo
>>24621085based
>>24621256Idolfags but without the idol
>>24621222Literally a fact by the way, whether you like it or not
>>24621253I am a burger. I WISH I was cool enough to be an Aussie.
>>24621257She is not entertaining, she's good at milking her paypigs.
Imagine dating your favorite Holo when suddenly you are hit in the back of the head by a crazy ex you didn't know she had and then dragged into his van.
>>24621256Codename for idolfags that love purity
>>2461815020-something lecherous and somewhat desperate women do it for me, but Marine's model is awful.
>>24618920Is she sleeping?
>>24621267I can't go to sleep because reading these is so fucking funny.
>>24621267SHUT THE FUCK UP NIJINIGGER
>>24621238kek
>>24621200Don't do this to me. I can't choose between those two. However I'm sure Miko would understand that Pekora already had plans.
>>24621276>>24621257>>24621165>She is not entertaining, she's good at milking her paypigs.thiscoco was the one to milk foreign zoomers from the start by autistically shouting yeet at the start of the year
>>24621085/pol/ is just two blocks down mate
>>24621280She took a break from an hour of signing post cards 'I'm not gonna sleep" like a minute after getting in bed she fell asleep
>>24621256unicorns only show themselves to virgin women, basically fuckos who only watch women who they asume to be virgin
>>24621277I'd be fine with it because he has based taste.
I wish the best for my idol and I hope she's happy.
Yagoo should scout the best Matsurihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDoG45OLEKQ
>>24618150I don't really fap to holos, but after a while it just started feeling kind of awkward, killing any potential it could have had.
>>24621276Holy based post as fuck.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRaEPXZwjn8luna-matsuri, watch it please
>>24621206It's not doxxing if it's all in their heads.
>All the hololives have had tons of sex and just lie about itThe cucks are so insufferable. They're all total nerds, and in Japan people are actually focused on studying in highschool unlike America, they don't have time to fuck around and date unless they're just total losers. Most of them probably are virgins, although I'm not gonna assume all are. If any are non-virgins it would most likely be older ones like Marine who could have dated while in college or working part time. The younger ones, and most of them were very young when they started this, are most likely all virgins. None of them would be stupid enough to date while working as an idol, so if they were to have had sex it would have had to be before they debuted.
>>24621238WHAT THE FUCK DID NETFLIX MEAN BY THIS!?wtf I love netflix now?
>>24621290Don't they hate muslims over there?
>>24621295I thought they only let virgins ride them or something.
>>24621291She didn't even last a minute honestly, still amazed by that.
>>24621256People who are only interested in "pure" girls, ones that do not have any contact with males on camera. Those kind of people are usually more interested in the "fantasy" of a group of cute girls doing cute things, like in slice of life anime, than actual entertainment. That or they just want imaginary girlfriends.
>>24621288>>24621276She isn't entertaining to me but it is very stubborn to deny that she is successful and good at what she does.
>>24621169Some people who were scorned by 3dpd come to chuubas for comfort.
I don't believe anyone of you are girls.
>>24621305It's cute and endearing until I remember that Luna is almost 20 years older than me.
>>24621209Marine already made it clear that she's non-virgin though so she is completely different to Miko
ayame is my favorite because her existence makes idolfags "seethe"
>>24621238What is this from?
>>24621307ayame
>>24621307If someone responds to this seriously I swear to god...
>>24621307>They're all total nerds, and in Japan people are actually focused on studying in highschool unlike America, they don't have time to fuck around and date unless they're just total losers./a/ tells me otherwise. Can you disprove that?
>>24621325that's because everyone from /a/ are litle girls>>24621330the great pretender
>>24621211Not even yourself?
>>24621267It must be your first day here. It really loses its charm after the fourth or fifth loop. I wish we could just talk about hololive content.
>>24621326you are 6?!
>>24621288Except her actual paypigs are middle-aged nip salarymen
>>24621332you just did now swear to god
>>24621325I am girl (male)Big fan of Towa btw
>>24621307if they went to college they wouldn't be roleplaying as video game anime lesbians on youtube for money
>>24621086I broke up with my gf a few weeks ago because of quarantine and holos
>>24621291How come Choco gets to sleep on stream but no one else does...
am i a brainlet or does youtube-dlg often get a lot of errors, especially when trying to download a playlist?
>>24621327wtf is this true?
>>24621179Sex tends to mellow girls out a bit and haachama is fucking crazy right now
>>24621307This is a shitpost but his first sentence isn't wrong.The people who constantly have to bring up; "You know they all have boyfriends and get fucked every night?" are just cuckposters who need their fix.
>>24621137>>24621137I love posting about Towa because it makes anon seetheUnironically though, Towa always get more posts than most holos when she appears in collabs, even people who aren't her viewers also join the chat to comment about how autistic she is or whatever. I guess anons love to pick on people similar to them so they can feel superior.
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1280164365476323335Remember to give Shirakami Hikoboshi & Natsuiro Orihime your wish! (It might not come true though)
>>24621357She's cute so it's OK
>>24621359shes like 30 anon
>>24621334In Japan to go to university it is not based on your grades and extracurricular activity, it is based on passing extremely hard entrance exams. The better the school you get into for college, the better your future is virtually guaranteed to be, and this all comes down to passing a test. So in Japan, they actually must work hard on studying, and if they do not they're likely fucked for life.
>>24621357Not on youtube I guess
>>24621361>cuckpostersYou can spell it out anon. It's called burgers.
>>24621193>>Miko says she won't stream with dudes because she understands and can empathize with how it would make some viewers feelbased>>24621327miko is a non virgin?
>>24621307you're talking to retarded EOP burgers, nothing will get through
>>24621295They don't show themselves exclusively to virgin women, the point is they are tamed by them, lying at their feet and resting on their knees and shit. The unicorn represents the power of base impulses (thus the horn), tamed by the chastity of the virgin woman.
>>24621276>She is not entertainingfor you, I like her
Imagine posting in /hlg/ in burger hours.yikes going to bed bros
>>24621332Too late, this will be a good way to round out the thread though.
>>24619342Nothing. As a convinced 2D supremacist, I'm only in for the 2D characters so while, thanks to Live2D and the fact that they at least try to keep a character and not act like complete 3DPDs when live, I can simply not think about the underlying 3DPD aspect behind them, indulge in my delusions and pretend I'm watching actual 2D girls, I cannot just ignore the fact that, by donating to them, I'd be helping not an artistic collective where the goal is more to support an idea or a vision rather than any one person in particular, but a very specific 3DPD, which would outright betray everything I stand for.
>>24618259As ravishingly attractive Marine's covered navel is, I can't help but feel disappointed that we don't get panchira per se, only the leotard.
>>2462134418
>>24621357kaoru took at 10 minute nap during his goi stream
>>24621310They basically want to be muslims
>>24621381extremely based
Imagine posting in /hlg/ in burger hours.can't wait, staying up bros
>>24621340Yes
Choco is the embodiment of depression
>>24621307Never seen such a copious amount of cope in one post. Are we finally breaking the time loop?
>>24621307Did Marine even go to college?
New Morning News is on HiatusBUT FUCK IT HAVE A WATAME FROM THE PAST!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkINBA_1Dnk
>>24621342second month, but I've just come to accept it in stride since there's nothing else interesting going onI usually fuck off after primetime
>>24621381I kneel
>>24621357Enter Akihttps://files.catbox.moe/xkjlj9.webm
Is any of you idiots posting about how things are in Japan actually Japanese? I feel like I'm in a fever dream reading some of these posts. And I know at least one of you is probably being unironic.
>>24621389Ma sha Allah, truly anyone can be guided to the light. Alhamdulilah
Non-virgins: all of hologirlsVirgins: all of you
>>24621364write your wish in english. assert dominance
>>24621334it's not true, they have normal high school lives just like everyone else with brief period of Japanese autism, only like 15% of them live such a miserable life and it's mostly men since women are already fucked from the begging when it comes to getting into uni
>>24621404I KNEEL TO CHADKI
>>24621354There are several holos who are going to uni (actual japanese schools, not just australian zoo)
>>24621381Extremely based, real life women suck ass
>>24621368I don't get how college entrance exams are treated like a one-time thing. If they fail they could just take part-time jobs for a year or two and apply again until they get in.
>>24621398>Did Marine even go to college?I want to be clear I wasn't implying Marine is a non-virgin I was just using her as an example of one of the older members in the group. I'm saying that members who joined when they were 16-20 are all almost certainly virgins simply because they would have had little time to date, going straight from high school (which is serious in Japan) to being an idol.
>>24621327she's made it clear she's a horndog, but she hasn't talked about past boyfriends or whatever like the others have done, she's stuck to talking about her varied taste in porn which technically leaves the door open
Your favorite holo is not talented as Luna. While you and your idol spend all day thinking about dicks, this 0 year old baby is mastering the piano.
>>24621405you're talking to a bunch of bots faggot.It's time to wake up.
>>24621368Are these extremely hard entrance exams actually all that difficult? Could other countries' students pass them?
>>24621295Imagine. At least cuckfags get off to it. People like this are just trying to fill some endless pit in their soul until the day they finally kill themselves.
>>24621410>This threadThings have gone too far, we need to reverse the Timeloop to before the pandemic.https://files.catbox.moe/jsfflp.mp4
>>24621354This is the best money you can get and you even get out of it with your womanly dignity out if you don't suck cock for role. If you delude yourself into forgetting what your audience is you could even think you realized your dream of becoming an idol. So nope. I could see all of them getting a degree. And Aqua could be like PHD or something.
>>24621381how do you feel about haachama's constant irl food streaming
>>24621398she tried to be a mangaka and did office work to stay afloat
>>24621431I wish Luna would spend her time mastering my dick instead
>>24621427>I don't get how college entrance exams are treated like a one-time thing. If they fail they could just take part-time jobs for a year or two and apply again until they get in.Of course they can, absolutely, and some do. It's considered an extremely pathetic thing and not something anyone wants to do. They wont usually take part time jobs though, the family would support them while they study. But again it's embarassing. No one wants to be that guy who failed to get into college and has to spend a year leeching to try to maybe get in next time.
Is being miso soup enough?
>>24621381https://files.catbox.moe/8iss8d.mp4
>>24621346It's funny, she's so out of the box in so many ways I get the feeling the average /jp/ chuuba watcher will never understand what the deal with her really is. They're too distracted by her knowing English.
Girls like Coco and Choco shouldn't be triggering idolfags because they're not for idolfags and their behavior and fanbase reflects thatGirls like Miko and Aqua do not need white knight faggots defending their honor to get boned because they know what their image and fanbase is and actively encourage itThe end
My favorite holo's hymen is still intact. She has never as much as smiled at another man's general direction. I will be her first. I will be her last.
>moon and coco.mp4
>>24621457NO
>>24618920Listening to Choco sleep for like 5 minutes then realizing what I was doing made me feel such a deep pang of shame and self-disgust.
>>24621291>Choco breathing goslingkickingchair.jpg
Hello my name is Yamada, I amu Japanese. All of horolives are virgins, I have their virgin certificates. Thank you.
>>24621470Why would you feel disgusted for it? You weren't masturbating or something right?
>>24621368If that's the case, all the holos must have fucked up their entire lives then because they're doing this gig.
>>24621457Shut the FUCK up
>>24621478Thank you Yamada, I was worried there for a second
>>24621399Watame no.1!
>>24621440We can never go back.Just know that every single person contributed to this.https://files.catbox.moe/86j0ot.webm
>>24621457Leave Mio alone please, that stream was heartbreaking
>>24621465>Girls like Coco and Choco shouldn't be triggering idolfags because they're not for idolfags and their behavior and fanbase reflects thatThat's pretty much what is already happening. Nobody cares that Choco talked about her dating experience. There's barely any dislikes on the stream and nobody mentioned it here until some fag spoke up after the stream was long over.
listening to choco sleep is oddly sweet, i'm going to take a nap with her, see you hopefully by the tailend of dead hours
>>24621444I know what she did which is why I don't think she ever bothered with college. I'm just wondering if I've missed something.
>>24621480Most of them are fucked up people, why do you assume they are well adjusted individuals? I don't see any reason as to why someone would take a chance stab at this kind of work if they were already in a comfortable position.
>>24621381Yeah, I'm thinking this Anon is based.
how many people would you kill for an invite to the 3rd gen LINE group chat?
>>24621465not to mention personal accounts say Miko and Aqua are both introverts that never leave their house so maybe they're happy not having to worry about men
>>246215070, I don't watch any of the 3rd gen unless they are in a collab with others
>>24621478no tell us the real answers, which ones are actually gay
>>24621480I said most likely. Obviously something like vtubing doesn't need college. But the way America and Japan's business works are different. In Japan you are expected to join a company out of college and most likely stay there for life. So the idea of working your way up in a company from the bottom is much less likely to happen. How you do in college isn't even important in Japan, and their colleges are notoriously easier than their high schools. Being able to say you went to X college is all that matters so that you can be recruited by a big company.
>>24621478Are there virgin certificate cafes in glorious Nippon?
Technically if every girl on Earth became a holo, you would have a realistic chance of getting with a holo. By similar logic, if no girl on Earth were a holo and hololive didn't exist, you would have a realistic chance of getting with a non-holo who would otherwise be a holo. Something to consider.
Uh... where's asacoco?
>>24621465This is much more succinctly said than whatever walls of text I shat out. This is essentially what I wanted to get across.
>>24621457It always will be, for me
Unicornfaggotry, cuckoldry, yabee... Goodness sake, I just want to hear sexy deep voice
>>24621359Yes? she talks about sexual shit all the time and virgins don't do that>>24621371Miko is obviously virgin anon I just said she is completely different to marine
>>24621493To be honest that guy was less mad about Choco specifically and more trying to take her and smear all of Hololive with the same brush to get a reaction. And the results speak for themselves.
but what about Towa?
>>24621507I'd rather get into the OKFAMS discord.
>>24621502>making 400k a year playing video gameswhy not?
>>246215070
>>24619020Don't forget Luna.
>>24621441Finally a funny post.
>>24621507at least a handful to see pekora get bullied>>24621509^easiest way to out tourists
>>24621507i don't want to be in another group of mostly lesbians, uncomfortable enough in real life
>>24621516GONE
>>24621520I'll grill to that, family.
>>24621493And the fags that "got mad" about it 100% does not watch or subscribe to Choco, so honestly no one should care
wow sugoiiso this is what the american like to discusstruly the most powerful race, how can seanigs even compete
>>24621522>and virgins don't do thatuh anon, people talk about sex all the time here...
>hating gen 3 but liking gen 4weird
>>24621507i would 100% without a doubt.then i can put the moves on your favorite chuuba
>>24621515Write it in the autistic syllogism form please.
>>24621527Are you trying to tell me that there is no chuuba out there that failed miserably and that they are all rich? Come on anon, there is no need to disingenuous. This job is very much a gamble and it also comes with a lot of consequences.
>>24621527I don't disagree with you that they're doing well for themselves but most of them aren't even making a fraction of that. The biggest ones are probably making 100-150k a year after taxes and youtube+hololive take their cut, but the average after tax/cut salary is probably somewhere closer to 30-40k.
>>24619091Gosling pretty much replaced the OG I know that feel wojak.
>>24621465Yeah, Choco totally didn't get dislike bombed the time she collabed in Holopro.
>>24621507I don't give a fuck about gen 3 so 0
>>24621522Miko might not have been with a man but she's not a virgin lol
>>24621507I'd rather have them visit the /hlg/ Minecraft server. I want to see how Marine reacts to the womb.
>>24621520Here you go familia https://youtu.be/IRNwNLBABz4?t=61
>>24621533>^easiest way to out touristsTourists are the biggest fans of gen 3 though anon?
>>24621527they weren't getting that much money at beginning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkahhaxHkzM
>>24621536THANK GODfucking 30 minute advertisements
>>24621542I hate both.
>Sudden strong urge to coom to holos Brain please calm down
>>24621520just close this tab and open her archive friend
Anyone else recording this? She's totally out. Probably dreaming of spinos.
>>24621507It confuses me that they use both discord and line which are both mobile apps. Apparently they even use both for work related stuff?
>>24621559>saying this while coco and kanata exist
>>24621558家族ありがとう
>>24621574choco dreaming of taking spino eggs up her ass...
>>24621457mio is a fat old hagNO
>>24621564Nobody gets that much money at the beginning.
>>24621502Most of you are fucked up people, why do you assume you are well adjusted individuals?
>>24621169I can't imagine being unable to divest your hobbies from the rest of your identity
>>24621586most of them are, why do you think they have 2d/3d virtual avatars
>>24621478based yamada>>24621590fuck off back to ,reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRoBxss9iA8&feature=youtu.beAre you ready for FBK's new look?
>>24621550Her most recent holostar collab has hardly any dislikes. Which one got bombed?
>>2462158620 or 30 is prime age, though.
>>24621574I record every Choco stream even when she isn't Choco
>>24621580>家族Towafag...
>>24621599you first
>>24621457That's up to her. It sounds like she has people who value her greatly already due to this, she just needs to decide if that's what makes her happy.
before this thread ends I just want to say I love you /hlg/ you faggots are amazing
>13 hours until next stream
>>24621550https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y4tSntOpIwWhat the fuck are you talking about
>>24621550https://i.imgur.com/82xB6bH.pngExactly. it didn't.
>>24621600I'm gonna unsub
>>24621600My dick is already dripping with precum anon...>>24621602He's talking about her first collab with them on DBD and if it did get bombed it would be the same autist antis who disliked the nijisanji girl that Kaoru collabed with like 2 weeks ago
>>24621554her only sexual partner broke up with her because her short tongue can't satisfy a vagina
>>24621410>Non-virgins: all of hologirls>Virgins: all of youI would like to officially close the virgin discussion with this irrefutable and scientifically proven fact. The discussion will not be reopened until someone proves either of those statements as false (which will not happen cause all of you know it is true),
Actually I miss asacocoDamn
>>24621600la gata de la estrella...
>>24621590Go back nigger
>>24621478The more times I read it the more it reads like Marine wrote it.
>a wild sleeping choco moan
>>24621600Looking like a smooth criminal
>>24621633What's the point in bragging about non-virgin status? People will either call you a liar or tell you to get out.
>>24621627It's hilarious how hard Kaoru is making non-hololive oshis seethe on twitter, they're even breaking the cardinal 'don't interrupt chuuba conversations' rule just to get snippy at him.
outside of coco, which holo girls has the biggest dick?, my money is on flare
>all of the girls are non-virgins>you'll never be their firstwhy even bother going on living at this point?!
>>24621590When the fuck have I ever done that? I don't pretend to be well adjusted at all. I can maintain a job and a few personal relationships but beyond that I am very much a lost cause and a genetic dead end as I have no interest in getting a relationship and am currently much more happy studying Japanese for the Japanese girl I fell in love with that poses as an anime girl online as she streams all kinds of shit.
>>24621590I would never assume such a thing
>>24621457>>24621491>>24621617What did I miss?
>sleeping Choco noises
>>24621657joe
I think Matsuri would be pretty good at singing Disney songs. Feel like her voice is a lot more suited to more opera-esque tunes rather than pop.
>>24621664good shit
Why lust for hololivers? Aren't there plenty of unmarried otaku cakes in Japan already?
>>24621655oshi = member you supportoshi =/= fan
>>24621618yeah it amaze me that these creatures could manage to stay alive without a brain
You guys can't even imagine how retarded you sound to normal Japanese people.
>>24621659They've still never been kissed. Only used for their bodies. We still have a chance bros
>>24621655I always find it funny that male idolfags are often the target or ire when female ones are the same or even worse at times
>>24621643I can't believe she took a break from Asacoco so she can manipulate anons here into having fanwars in a way to keep all negative attention away from her, pure genius.
>>24621673there are but they're hard to meet and holos are live on demand
>>24621673just ugly ones
>>24621675I realized my mistake the moment I hit submit and was kind of hoping people would let it slide.
What the fuck was that noise? An old man?
>>24621307your perception of Japan is hilariously wrong anon, it's not like there's a religion or something holding them back, the populace fucks plenty, promiscuity and casual sex is extremely common, and most people in their 20s aren't virginseither you haven't realised Japan is a modern cosmopolitan nation or you haven't realised most of the holos are actually pretty fuckin old, Marine for example is around average
>>24621695The bed anonchama
>>24621671I've heard her sing a few on a karaoke stream, she was great.
i want flare to peg me
>>24621542Actual hololive fans hate anything up from gen 3>>24621579Most of the tourists here are noelfags and marinefags anonI'm not gonna deny that gen 4 is bad too though
>>24621695Towa Incident 2 babyNEW INCIDENT
>>24621672Did she fall asleep with the headset on or something? No way a desk mic could pick up the sound of breathing all the way from bad, could it?
>>24621707She's streaming from her android phone, read her tweet
>>24621699>Kenzoku PTSD
>>24621693This thread is too shitty and unfunny, I needed someplace to vent my autistm.
>they've all definitely had sex!>what makes you say that>there's just no way they haven't!nice logic anons
>>24621663https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZDoME69Uio
>>24621702I want Coco to fuck me with her cocock..
>>24621715I get it, I'd probably have called that post out if I hadn't made it myself too.
>>24621705yeah baby wordcloud gonna be big
>>24621705>>24621712>Choco streaming>Anti-Towa schizos can't help but bring up TowaCan't wait for the same anons to complain about Towaspam next thread.
So introverts cant have sex?
>Hey babe, these stupid gaijin are giving me money again>yea they really eat this Family stuff up>anyways I got some good donations today so I'll treat you to dinner tonightTowa...
>>24621685It is almost like it resembles the real world.
>>24621735No they'd die
>>24621695sorry, i didnt think you guys would hear that
>>24621735I've had sex
>>24621735Can confirm.
>>24621735Who said this? Introverts often enjoy 1 on 1 contact and hate groups.
I just want to remain willfully ignorant, is that really so bad?
>>24621740Make sure to cook Choco a nutritious breakfast.
>>24621735Introverts are the result of asexual reproduction
Pekora!
I love Aqua!!!