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Rest in peace
Ahoy!
Early Kaichou
Your yubisHand them over
I love Haachama!I miss 3d Haato>early
not only is it an early thread, but that crossboarders thread is still up
KORONE IS THE BEST, I'LL SUPPORT YOU FOREVER.
>No Peko todayGetting withdrawal symptoms already bros.I'm looking forward to the Choco/Eugene/TriNero/Roberu collab later this evening at least.
Bless this pairing.
BULLIED BY CAMERAMAN
Coco's cocock...
Kneel
Luna got the last post!
>FIVE (5) F I V E threads upI want newfags to fuck off
GODDAMN I LOVE THESE BOOMERS
It's time
>4 threadswombposters rise up
>>24612394You had two member streams back to back, surely you should be satiated for at least a day.
>4 threadswhat the fuck is wrong with you fags?
FIVE THREADS
https://files.catbox.moe/hj024j.mp4
>>24612401*inhales*>NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I don't know why they don't just have someone with a motion tracked camera, operating the camera through the computer is the clunkiest shit.
boko boko nanoraaa
WOMB
BREED THE HAGS
Can (You) help Miko with her english test?
>>24612395>7 hours on stuck on the same place, 6 of those with Subaru constantly encouraging her>made it up first thing in the morningThat's Subaru training right there.
>>24612415I want to FUCK the dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ3gmQzpvBM
cute dog cute pirate
>>24612420yagoo should invest in a holo fighting game
>>24612429>>24612428based wombmind
yuge doggo
>>24612430
BLESS THIS COLLABLONG LIVE MY ERECTION
Does the cameraman prefer Marine's model or Korone's body?
i bow to the sniff posters
>>24612430SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH ITTTTTTTTT
>>24612430good shit
>>24612430i think she needs more help with her Math test
>>24612428>>24612429based womb coomers
OOOOGHHhttps://files.catbox.moe/89eha7.mp4
This looks like a fun stream but I can't really get into it when I have no attachment to both of their characters. I need to watch more Marine and Korone.
I love these hags
I will marry Coco!
>>24612437Fuck fighting games, give me a tactical RPG with the Holos instead.
Where's the senchou backflip
>>24612456
Two hags goofing off with nothing to really do has more viewers than Flare's debut...
Long live MariKoro
>FIVE THREADS/trash/ HERE WE FUCKING GO
Shion, no, you're sickhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhpnXoZnSEc
>>24612420The limbs on Marine's model are so badly made. She has no elbows and her legs are way too short.
MARINE MARINE MARINEhttps://streamable.com/rr1s3q
>>24612458Same!
>Nice dick
>>24612462Truly the power of hags
>Korone stays as Marine and Marine stays as Koronewhat do you do?
Must be a torture being the 3D staffWatching these grannies acting like retards
>>24612469>imagine dicking her and hearing this
WORKPLACE BULLYING
Imagine just how much fat is currently bouncing around in that room.It makes me sick to my stomach.
BRRRAAAPPPw-womb..
>>24612476Continue beating my dick
>>24612450Her Geography needs work too
>>24612476BREED BREED BREED
why couldn't I have been born a vtuber? I hate my life
heil wombler
>>24612466She can't play nintendie games and it's better than apex at least
>>24612469Very good post.
Korone makes Marine's model seem cuter than when she is in it...
lol just 67k Korone and Marine reclining.
I love these cute hags.
>>24612460Are you trying to kill her?
You fucking retards check first if there's a thread up before starting a new thread
just 2 elderly women doing sexual poses
>Two hags doing nothing will get more views than Towa's 3D debut
Way better than the Kanata 3D. Cant believe I actually stayed up for that
Man this is boring. Where are all the quick jump cuts and why isn't this put into the format of a 2 minute video? I'm going back to watching Haachama
>>24612496based
Imagine masturbating using Senchou's belly fat.
So is Marine wearing Korone's tailplug for this one to help visualise the tail in 3d?
>>24612485I'm surprised we can't hear offscreen laughter like in most Japanese things like this.
>>24612466Delivering a baby isn't sickness though.
>>24612508subs-only EOP-chaama...
Korone is a better Senchou than Marine is
Isn't Marine's modeler supposedly going to be Luna's as well?
>>24612489Seethe more skinnyfaggot. Bloatmaxxed Koro-san could trow you across the field without breaking a sweat.
>>24612487Bros...the narratives...
>>24612520Oh no...
THIS BOOMER GRANNY MY COCK IS GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WANT TO BREED WITH WOMB AAAAA
>Marine's too smol for Korone's model and keeps breaking it
I LOVE YOU /HLG/
I wonder what's with Marine.Is the stupidly lewd thing just an act or is she really just that horny?How the hell hasn't she gotten laid if so? She's supposedly got an incredible body so there's no way men shouldn't be pounding at her door.I've heard Japanese men were herbivorous but I'd always thought that was overblown like all the other shit you see in media. Is it actually true that even someone as horny as Marine can't get laid? Or are her standards just unreasonably high?
>Marine actually toning down her moves so she won't defile Korone's body
>>24612506If Towa gets 80k viewers, I'll unironically believe the viewbotting narrative
>>24612520Oh god
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF
>>24612497I'll take take apex over the nth GOI this week
Is Marine actually chubby in real life?
When I see the moment like this I feel happy, but then I remember her tiktok videos...
>>24612395>Never talk to me and my daughter ever again
Is this accurate /hlg/
>>24612520Oh yes
>>24612530I LOVE YOU TOO BRO
I was expecting a little more comedy from these two than just posing. Still, it's a fun start and I'm happy for it. Sure hope nothing jeopardizes 3D collabs in the near future...
>>24612547She's a shortstack, the perfect specimen for breeding.
The shutter animation is annoyingly slow
>>24612511Yes and she is loving it
>>24612547The only one who isn't chubby is Aqua
Anons I just had a beautiful dream.I dreamt that Watame did an epic guitar solo on her 3d debut.
>>24612531Her standards are absurdly high, she's hold out for (You)
>>24612539Why wouldn't it get 80k? It's gonna be shilled everywhere.
>>24612538More like she's too short the model starts spazzing out
>>24612537Is Kaichou the fittest holo?
>>24612552>>24612545>>24612544>>24612543>>24612530>>24612527Through dick unity
>>24612548AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>24612520These were the leakshttps://yuuji777.wixsite.com/otogi/works
>>24612531she gay
wombposters rise up
>>24612531Where is she going to get laid? Out on the fucking street?
>>24612513Pretty sure the staff isn't in the room they are in unless necessary.
>>24612550>The Mel/Korone dipvs>The Matsuri bulge
Who's korone 3D animator
>>24612485All the staff probably wear VR googles and only watch the avatars. Only the newest guys are hazed by watching the real thing.
>>24612550yea probably
>>24612550Subaru fucks?!
Do your reps
>>24612576Me
>>24612561Flare is more popular and she peaked at ~70k I believe.
>>24612571They have love hotels in Japan
>>24612564Yes
this is getting real stale
>>24612550100% accurate
based camera man
>Tfw I will never have a short stacked horny pirate gf
>>24612576Currently, Marine.
>>24612543>marines face>the smugTEMPTRESSBEGONE
>>24612559Watame wobbling around and singing rap already very good for me.
>>24612550No, Subaru would die if she had sex.
lovey-dovey creamy mating sex with womb!
Imagine if this stream was without toned jiggles.
>>24612587It is, they must have no idea what more to do with the bodyswap skit.
I want a Hololive Pokemon snap after this
>>24612550>didn't know about Aqua being the biggest stacyKeep up with the news anonchama
I want them to hug...
cute photo to balance all the coomposting
>>24612593with a fat ass
Her stupid shitposting vids are working.
>>24612585You don't meet new people at a love hotel, anon.
>>24612571The same way any other horny girl gets laid.Neighbors, bars, restaurants, church, fuck even fucking tinder (does Japan have tinder?)
i never realized but marine's setpiece looks fucking amazing, there's so many little details you will never notice because you're focusing on the chuuba instead
>>24612550Wait. Has Suisei already got laid?
Its time. Break out the swimsuits!
>>24612605Should have had at least one more holo there, at least in the position of cameraman to help come up with ideas. It's still fun though.
>>24612587They had literally no script after the first skit.
Imagine the smell in that room.
>>24612602Toned? What?
>>24612614She will be the next Fubuki but without the loyal fanbase who has stuck with her since the start or a reputation to promote with
>tfw i will never fuck senchou's roommate cosplaying as marine
>>24612614I'm happy for both!
>>24612625https://files.catbox.moe/grodzr.webm
>>24612620He's just made that up you virgin.
This was more boring than Flare's 3D.
>>24612620yes, by me
>>24612622Yeah, another holo should be the cameraman instead.The cameraman is really bad in this stream.
>>24612620You mean in the last 2 hours? Probably.
Please watch Aqua's big announcement after thishttps://twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1280107041575452673
>>24612475If it was Luna instead of Korone it'd make for a nice continuation of pic related
>>24612620Yes with me
>>24612620Lurk more
womb..
>>24612620Yes
>>24612567>Towa3D is same with Sio'sMaybe she just followed because he made Sio's but who knows. If this is true there's really something serious between Sio and Towa
>>24612614Korone might hit 600k by August. Holy shit.
dead again
Not again...
not again...
okayu~n please watch my wife get scared by monkeys once you finish fapping
Sorry bros, aqua is about to announce me as her boyfriend and graduate from hololive.Wish us luck.
I can't believe they're dead for real this time...
Oh no... Not again...
>>24612638Sorry guys, she's pregnant with my child.
>stream ends
>>24612622>>24612636Kanata drooling over them both as camera man would have been great.
>>24612620Yes with Shion's Oji-sans
>>24612620She's had litres, and litres of piss up her asshole mate how would she have not been laid
>>24612656>didn't post a link
>>24612649Sio and Towa body-swap lewd stream coming to a Christmas eve near you!
>womb moaninghow does it get me everytime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNyPXqfe7p0 Aquahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kdDNDLD56o Okayuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCCJyTtdirI Aruran
>>24612668im sure everyone who would watch already has jetri open anywaynarratives?
>>24612620All women over 16 have gotten laid or atleast blown a guy.
Singing and dancing time?!
oh shit that was nice.
what just happened
>>24612674Does Okayu hate Aqua?
OH NO NO NO THE NARRATIVES
>>24612550Fixed your shitty meme
I just noticed, Cover really upped their lighting game recently.
>Cover productionsWhy is staff so incompetent
Oops, forgot to switch to idol models.
>>24612676What channel did she superchat?
Cover, please...
>>24612676AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SMALL
I'm not even a Koronefag but since it can't be helped she's soon gonna become the most subscribed holo, she better surpass that bitch Kizuna Ai and establish Hololive on top.
KANATAN????
>>24612674Okayu?...
>>24612683IS THAT
>>24612682I certainly hate you.
>>24612670They're going be technically sisters...
>>24612691>>24612693womb..
>>24612689>>24612683
What the FUCK is going on
Timeloop again.
>>24612684perfect
>>24612682Aqua was the only one who couldn't guess her snack. She said that's why she'd never be able to love her.
>>24612704Imouto yo...
>>24612680based
what the fuck is happening
WE ARE IN A TIME LOOP ANON
>>24612676>it's realmarine and akira colab when?
>>24612705Incompetent staff.
fucking coverrrrrrrrr
Yep, this is going on tomorrow's Asacoco.
Time loop...
>>24612676WHAT THE FUCK
TIME LOOP
>>24612683HOLY SHIT
>Incompetency killed them again草
STOP DYING
>>24612682Aqua is boring so who cares.
Idols?More like... DIEdols
>>24612617She wouldn't be doing any of those other than possibly tinder, and yeah they have it.
>pantsu>dies
https://vocaroo.com/kK5vnsQj3EC
>>24612676OH GOD FUCK
>>24612683B-B-B-BASED
>>24612720anon...
Wasted potential stream.
>>24612705Korone can't hear the music
>>24612705they can't go back
>>24612705>>24612715Fucking N8s
Am I in a time loop.
MARINE TO KORONE GA SHINDA!!!
I got overwhelm womb power the moment Marine is back at her body...
>>24612676Sisterly love
>>24612701Hot
>>24612683Marine be careful
>>24612752womb-bro..same
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Based idols
>Marine being an Idol for onceGOD MY DICK IS SO HARD RIGHT NOW
Remember that Sora handpicked Marine for her idol unit.
UMARE TATE NO DOKI DOKI
STOP TALKING HAGS, IT'S AQUA TIME!
Just look at fucking Okayus prestream supachas, FBK...
I turned on the stream and the OP pic was on, wth did i just missed
>>24612717Just a friendly reminder that any guy in their staff has an infinitely higher chance than anyone here when it comes to landing a chuuba girfriend. How does that make you feel anons?
>they haven't gotten better at dancing in sync even after half a yearYAGOO...
Me in the audience!
Marine and Korone have very odd proportions when you put them next to each other. Marine looks like she needs to be a head taller or some shit.
>>24612683KEEP HER AWAY !
>>24612683>>24612676So they are sisters
>okayu already starting while kororine is still going
So what was peak viewershipNot trying to numberfag, just want to see if my prediction was correct
GYUTTO GYUTTO GYUTTO WOMB
Reminder that Marine is a member of ALICE idol group
>>24612676>>24612683So this literally confirms that they are related and Marine is a scat freak
>>24612768A lot.
>Marine shorter than stupid shitty fuck dogholy fuck
>>24612772>How does that make you feel anons?Angry.
>>24612627>without the loyal fanbaseHaachama's average stream viewer totals and superchat earnings weren't any worse than FBK before her content shift.She isn't even close to having the skillset FBK but both of them have bloated sub counts with people who will never watch their actual streams.
>>24612768way too much, anon.
>>2461277968k
>>24612772Infinity times zero is still zero
I thought the song would be over lmao
what are they singing?
>>24612775Gets even worse when you see Korone's flat shoes and Marine's massive heels. Her proportions are very odd.
I'M GOING TO BLOW UP THE FUCKING ARK SERVERSI SWEAR TO GODWHAT A FUCKING GARBAGE GAME
>>24612772Nothing, because I dont care about 3dpd.
>>24612761Reminder - Sora masturbates.
>>24612783Hot
>>24612788>weren't any worse than FBK before her content shiftYes and they will drop and she will be worse off
>>24612796Kirameki Rider
dont be sad that korone has abandoned you okayu... ill always be here for you
Why do people not meme about Okayu having a deep sexy voice?
>>24612782Ultimate out of breath unit>Marine>Kanata>SuiseiSora and Flare are gonna be carrying this after the first song...
>>24612802Hot
AQUA TIME!
>>24612796KIRAMEKI RIDER
>>24612796kirameki rider
>>24612772Just fine
>>24612761Are you questioning her majesty TOKINO SORA?!
>>24612792>>24612801That's pretty good considering it wasn't a special occasion
>>24612775Why does she need to be taller? How does that make any sense?Her limbs just need to be fixed and the torso and head need to be scaled down a little. The height is fine.
Aquabros?!
The 3D was okay, The "different poses" went on a bit too much but Korone and Marine are too cute together.
>>24612808Because she got fat joke instead
>>24612772I think you're missing the appeal of chuubas.
MARINE'S NOODLE ARMS
why does the view count always drop when they sing? it doesn't even matter who
WHAT
>>24612783No it just confirms she's a fan of Marine like she said on her tweet. Now, if Marine supachats her in the future then everything is confirmed.
>>24612772Frustrated I wasn't born in japan.
>>24612808It's too sexyhttps://files.catbox.moe/annbs6.webm
>>24612814Post puffy
>Dead againOh no...
Ded again... my beautiful hags...
Aqua...
>>24612823Some fags have shit taste.
I can't believe both Marine and Korone are dead.
I love Kanata's screencaps
>>24612772Feels blissful knowing someone will release them from streaming hell and give them ultimate happiness of raising a healthy family.
>>24612772cameraman-san is based as fuck so if its him thats ok
Who's actually singing in Kirameki Rider? I heard Choco's voice but couldn't recognize the rest.
>>24612772There's a good chance that even if a chuuba is your girlfriend she'll spend more time streaming than with you unless your girlfriend is Ayame
>they died... again
>>24612823Suisei doesn't drop
I love my stupid dead hags so much.
>>24612823Shitters with no taste.
dead for real this time...hags...
>>24612813>>24612812>>24612806Thank you :)
>>24612823Idk, maybe because of the fact that their singing is objectively garbage?
>>24612823>It rose when Coco sang
>>24612819who cares. the only thing that matters is pantyshots
>>24612823Children don't care about singing
Koronefags and wombfags can't stop dying
holy fuck that was cute...i love marine even more now
Why does Korone pronounce 大好き so weirdly?
>>24612785>>24612790fucking hell, this is just like school where you skip 1 day and all kinds of shit happens
oh fuck Korone watch out!!!
>>24612772Imagine thinking I give a shit about a Vtuber I enjoy watching has a boyfriend or not, Get a life.
>>246128231) singing signals that the stream is ending2) there's nothing surprising or new about the singing, they're singing a song, it's a set routine3) the singing is rarely optimal, especially in 3D
>>24612817Yeah, you're right.
>>24612838
>>24612649Sio is also using one of Towa's BGMs.
Did Sora only pick Marine for her unit as a joke?
>>24612823because most of the western audience watches them ironically for the memes and because their favourite anituber also watches them ironically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNyPXqfe7p0AQUA
>>24612856ah, yes, the fabled coombrain
I want to bury my face in Korone's fat, flabby, sweaty gamer butt and huff her butthole like I've been without air for a week.
>>24612683M..Marine's onee-san?!
I miss original womb poster
Towa hasn't tweeted much ever since Sio announced her love...I wonder whats going on...
>>24612828I mean, i thought Okayu is a boy when i heard the voice. It's not even Tower levels notboyish.
The weak should fear the strong
>>24612847Suisei's 3D streams are 100% singing though with no playing around.
>>24612855No, it dropped the moment she sang. Do you even watch the live stream?
>>24612854But Marine's singing is beautiful
I love that they actually ended it on them dying again.
>>24612772But my chuuba already have a boyfriend, that is me by the way.
>>24612854But that's objectively wrong
>>24612772Kinda happy. Most of them are already aging and I'd hate for them to end up old and lonely especially if the industry won't be favorable to them past Hololive.
>>24612861She pronounces everything weirdly, perhaps you haven't noticed.
>>24612879Towa is training to be the best debiru now. Didn't you see?
>>24612827I don't think so? I mean their appeal is that real women are nothing like this. Or at least they aren't to losers who end up watching vtubers (me included just in case someone calls it out).
>>24612877We're all wombposters now
GET READY
imagine how sweaty they are after that
>>24612875WHAT'S THE FUCKING SOURCE ANON?!!!!!!
>>24612805Her viewer counts are way up and the only reason her superchats have gone down at all is because she streams less.But why am I responding to a narrativeposter anyway there aren't any actual FBK fans here.
>>24612883It dropped during the loading screen retard
Why is Aqua always 8 minutes late
>>24612855it dropped by 4-5k
All the times Marine and Korone exploded after running into each other just made me think of this.
>you will never be invited to the MariKoro after party
Aqua’s oversleeping...
>>24612902>ctrl F womb>22 hitsbased womb-posters
>>24612772How about one of you niggers create a big titty 3d model for yourself and become our girlfriend instead?
>>24612855maybe because people wanted to see how shit she was at it, but it honestly dropped when she sang it anon
>>24612903for graduation!
>chuubas occassionaly have stomach pain occasionally once a month>stomach pain is one of the symptoms of menstruationWait, doesn't this mean we can guess their ovulation days from these information? Especially when the pain comes in cycle?
>>24612879Hotel. Vibrators. Latex.
>start watching Echo clips>hate the way Chinese sounds and regard her as a retarded moeblob>remember that I like the retarded moeblob archetype>watch Artia and Civia teetee and get charmed by their cuteness>Civia anyway, Artia just looks like an ayy>start watching more CN clipsB-bros? Will I ever be able to come back form this?
>>24612855t. didn't watch it live
>>24612909You mean 1-2k, no need to lie we were all there.
>>24612908She needs her courage-quicky.
Gonna watch Okayu get scared by monkeys.Enjoy your stream though Aquabros.
>>24612907No you retard. Now it's obvious that you didn't actually watch the livestream
>>24612918you've cracked the code
>>24612823Other holos were about to start, so their fans might have migrated already
>>24612910nyeeeeeem
HEYYY why did no one tell me that Aqua's bgm is a bop
>>24612918Good job anon now compile all the information for us now that you've figured it out.
>>24612901That's how you get into vtubers but then you look past how ""beautiful"" their roommate is and fall in love with their personalityIdols sell a parasocial relationship that suckers fall for.
Guys I'm going through a life crisis right now. Was all of the Hololive 1st fes actually prerecorded or nah?
>>24612823I loved their singing, but I see why it could put people off, also the other streams starting force phoneposters out
>>24612879Yagoo told her to quit smoking and now she is dealing with withdrawl
This Dark Deception game is slightly higher quality than I expected, and Okayu's already freaking out, so I'm excited.
>primehours? Let's fucking GO!!!!
Oh fuck new intro
>>24612918Oh wow, we have a winner here.
NARRATIVEBROS!!!!!!!!
i miss the retard intro
>>24612920Are you growing antenna? Do you feel the Queen in your mind?
>>24612910Is the earth explosion part from MK3?
No Duck stream today so Cat it is!
sniff
>>24612932https://holo.poi.cat/stream/9a7_lq72xlkSure
>>24612936it's a special bgm
>>24612918How bad of a pain is it anyway?
Korone and Marine are totally fucking, sorry Okayu
>>24612861Have you not seen her 訛り video?
What the fuck, it's not 3D stream?
>>24612956enjoy my wife's screams duckbro, this is heaven
>>24612883>>24612909It dropped during the loading screen, and increased by 2k after she started singing.
PPM...
>>24612964Okayu is the one that cheats anyway why would she care
>>24612955Yeah.
>>24612894That is such an enlightened perspective that I don't believe someone here would genuinely think that.
>AKIRA AND MARINE ARE EITHER SISTERS OR RELATED BY BLOOD
>>24612961Depends on the woman, it goes from minor inconvenience to being unable to even move.
Holos I like:>Purest, kindest angels>Have not laid eyes on a man's penis at all>Would never betray their fans>Best voice, design, and artwork by fansHolos I don't like:>Stinky whores who have sex by the hour>Probably liked by L*ger>Is probably fat
AQUA 3D POWER POINT LETS GO.
>>24612961According to my ex It's bad enough you can't even move
PPB...
>>24612958I hope Fubuki fucked her raw afterwards
>>24612975Piss too love that in ass Suisei
>>24612983Towa...
>>24612782Her voice is good at least.
Aquapoint...
>>24612981>>24612985Imagine getting robbed of a few days every month, holy shit it sucks
>>24612983So you like nobody and don't like everybody?
>>24612998That's their punishment for being a woman
>>24612976Who do you guys think would enjoy looking at MK fatalities and who will be grossed out?
>>24612855She was smart and went for novelty value even though she's got a handful of songs she could have sang better than that.
>>24612999That's precisely why I come here to /hlg/
>>24612978Really speaks volumes about your state of mind. Chin up homie :)
>>24612975I love Suisei too. So much in fact that no, stop forcing the stupid piss in her ass meme
>>24612985>>24612981>>24612998exercising helps for some people. but knowing the chuubas, they're the group that'll get full blown effects.
>>24612983based I hate ayame and festival too
>>24612983I like Pekora too!
And they were never heard from again...
>>24613002that's illegal
>>24612953Wasps keep getting into my apartment, I wonder what that means.
>>24613006Korone would enjoy it if it wasn't immediately obvious.
debu...
>ここがバリア~>バリアじゃないぃぃぃExtremely cute
Okayu sucks so bad at this game compared to Luna what to heck
nijishit
Okayu, Aqua, Shiina and Sasaki, really nice team
Why is this autist screaming again?
>>24613028GAMER!
NIJISANJI KILLER COLLABING WITH NIJIS?!
>>24612896>>24612966It is weirder than the way she pronounces other things, she pronounces it similar to the way I probably pronounce it and I am a Bong
>sasaki saku
This is huge
Shiishii!
Nijisanji killer...
Yeah I'm not watching a niji
>>24613028it's only been 10 minutes, but arent they meant to show as red dots on the radar?
>Okayu streaming while Aqua announces an announcement with Okayu in itwhat is the cat doing bros
Never watched Aqua since I'm a newfag but you guys weren't kidding.Aqua really is autistic. In a good way.
>>24613002Who's responsible for this? I want to see more.
>Aqua leeching from nijiturds againlmao
>>24612938The personality is also fake though. But I would assume most women's personalities are fake so it kinda works.
>>24613040Aqua and Okayu hates Luna...
>>24613046That's only when you pick up a powerup like in Pacman picking up the circle thingy lets you kill the ghosts. There's a few different ones
>>24613047she already knows so she doesn't care
>>24613050she's way popular than both of them.
>n*ji
>>24613046I think you need to pickup some power up for them to show on your map.
why does aqua like to hang out with あばずれ so much
No more Mikochi for today, guess I'll go to sleep. Have fun /hlg/! Also, here's the updated Miko Schedule for this week.
Team NASS is my new favorite
>>24613011Everyday until you like it
Off-fucking-collab at that? Holy fuck. I'm ready for seething from BOTH sides.
>>24613050More like Aqua and Nijis are leeching from Okayu
>>24613023You could say she's a real gorehound heheh
Yaaaay
>>24613065Brother
>aqua sololive
OH FUCKKKKK
08/21 PUT IT DOWN IN YOUR DIARIES.AQUA ANNIVERSARY SOLO LIVE.
>solo live againHonestly, who gives a shit? Can't we just get more Pekora or Noel Horror 3D?
AQUA IDOL!
>>24613055Luna and Okayu seem pretty chummy on the 7DtD streams.
>600 dislikes
Korone and Marine are dead.Aqua is being a lazy bum.Luna is probably sucking cock behind her local mcdonalds.And Pekora is menstruating.Jeez this day is just the worst.
>>24612983>Have not laid eyes on a man's penis at allYou mean in the last 15 minutes?
>>24613085>Sololive>Lazy bum
>>24613063Can't wait for Wednesday
>>24613019Senchou's expressions are great. She always looks like she's struggling and trying her best despite being a goofy bitch.
I recognized Sasaki but who's the other one?
what is it about aqua that makes antis seethe so much?
>>24612998Imagine getting robbed of your child home and literal life when a hoe decides to cheat on you and file for divorce.
IDOLFAGS WIN AGAIN
Aqua is the fucking best.
>>24613083That's surprisingly little for Aqua
>>24613085>Luna is probably sucking cock behind her local mcdonalds.why are towafags like this?
>>24612910We're using this for the dog when the edit comes
Did Okayu watch Marine and Koro?
Reminder that Luna and Fubuki shared an indirect kiss
Aqua and a soundboard is a dangerous combination
>>24613100
>>24613061>>24613056so without them you just gotta do the FNAF shit and actually listen for footsteps? this game would give me a heart attack
>SSSNo wonder this collab doesn't have Kanata lol
>>24613097Shiina.
2 hours sololive... this will kill the aqua..
Do you love festival?
>>24613109How did Eugene get away with showing her bare breasts like this?
why do they keep forcing the idol meme? these girls get way more viewers when they're playing vidya or doing random dumb shit in 3D.
>>24613100When you get this popular, The haters multiply.
>>24613100She's better at games than most of them. Makes them feel less masculine.
>>24613100The N I J I S A N J I K I L L E R
>>24613100She is a dumb coward easy to bully.
>>24613123Shut up you fucking clown. Video games are trash
>>24613097Okayu sister
>>24613046That was on easy mode.Normal one you need to pick item.
>>24613096Her face is my favorite. It's a shame how the rest of the model turned out.
>>24613116Luna picked this game up surprisingly well. She finished the tutorial after one death and had no problems after, her screams were also angelic too
>>24613103Sora-mama about to slap Youtube's knees to secure 3D swimsuit streams
>>24613120
Now we know what all the training was for. Cant do this for 2 hours as a debu 445kg beast
online only live concert? lame
>>24613123shut up delusional faggotron
>NND and bilibiliOh no...
>>24612940They had technical difficulty and Pekora Miko had to do an impromptu zatsudan
>>24613123You're looking at one of the last hopes for the idol dream
>niconico and bilibilikek
>>24613117Lmaooo
>>24613126>killer>keeps collabing with them
>no YouTube
NO YOUTUBE?!
>>24613063>3 more bully streams this week>DOOM enduranceElite
>>24613083>700
youtube-san yo..
>>24613063Fuck yes ARK is fucking dying in Miko's schedule. FUCK ARK FUCK ARK FUCK ARK
>>24613142they handled it really well too, despite the technical fuckups it was actually the least cringeworthy mc segment
>>24613146That's the best part of it
how much did the chinks pay for this?
>>24612620Singers are ultra thots, they fuck everyone but the bassist
>>24613123Talking and singing streams are better than the 1000000000th ARK stream
A rare sheep face
So is this just pacman 3D with monkeys?
>>24613146She's just luring them into a sense of security like the snake that she is.
ahah get fucked youturds. bilichads and nicochads win it
>>24613146Taking away their fans right in front of them.
Fuck NND fuck bilibili
Why is Aqua such an arrogant bitch? She thinks she's hot shit and is above all the girls in Hololive...
>It's not a free concert.ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS.
>>24613150>>24613144>>24613140You can't make people pay to watch a livesteam on youtube, or can you?
>>24613055Icydk Aqua is the only Holo who commented on the last tweet of Luna's past Niji avatar.
>no youtubethanks but ill go back to rewatching your mario maker archive
>>24613094I thought that is her (menstruation) day-off? unless that's exactly what you mean.
I thought nnd is dead, why is Aqua neglecting youtube
>vtuber>online concert not on YoutubeLMFAO
OKAYUUUUUUUUUU
So no Youtube because they're selling tickets? Well then.
>stream suspended!!!
OKAYU?!
Okayu is kil
okayu...
OKAYU NOOOOOO
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>>24613123>he doesn't know
FUCK YOUTUBE
>>24613181Because most of her fans are on bilibili
>>24613163sheep!
What was that about Marine and scat again?
???
>Fatcat nuked for no reasonFuck jewtube
>Cat bannedNAZE
>>24613176Can you have pay oer view in Youtube?
What policy violation?
RIP OKAYU
ah yes, the idolfags who hate the chinks are disliking the video
OKAYU?
>policy violationshow the fuck is that even possible?
>>24613052The only holo with a fake personality I can think of is Watame, off the top of my head.
>tickets for a anniversary concertreally man?
GJ Youtube
Seriously, fucking find some other platform. Youtube is just pure fucking shit jesus christ
>>24612684She has a boyfriend, anon.
EHHHH? But Okayu wasn't even showing her boobs!
>>24613174I don't think you can, but NND is dogshit and bilibili is chink (and shit)
>>24613193what did she do?
>>24613123Live events make shitton more money than superchat.
Did Okayu flash her manko or something why the hell would she get shut down?
>>24613171She got popular from playing games and having little to no other redeeeming qualities.
>>24613193>you thought she was just the nijisanji killer
>>24613109Is there a full size of this Korone?
>policy violationCatbros...
FIRST SUBARU FOR NO REASONNOW OKAYU FOR NO REASONWHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUTUBE
>>24613193Too much gore?
I'm in japan why did it fucking show in English?
>>24613198>most of her fans are on bilibilisure, but why nnd
>>24613203Cat graduation incoming
God youtube are the gayest niggers on earth
I can't think of anything that could have set the AI off. What the fuck youtube-kun?!
How wet is Civia right now.
>>24613232>too much gore>on an american platform
>>24613221aqua was going to reveal info that could lead to the arrest to the nisanji admin
>>24613152>800
>>24613231youtube hates women...
O-Okayu!?
The fuck happened to Okayu's stream?
>>24613238To shit on the anits.
>>24613218Yes but she is waiting for marriage before doing it.
She baited you all holy shitIt was part of the stream and showed up in English for everyone lmao
Imagine the smell.
>>24613204i want marine to shit in my ass while i piss in her ass
>>24613244Who?
Why though! Supacha > Admission. Unless they are counting on Bilibili chinks buying access
>penlightGoddamn, if Towa ever gets one I'll buy it.
>>24613250Susan is jelaousseriously wtf
What exactly is Aruran doing? Do you fight the bosses by taking photos of them?
>>24613244i thought she was dead in the gulags or sold to the ugliest husband
Okayu 1000 IQ wow
how long will it take for hololive to move to a different site? they can't do half the stuff they did before and it sucks, where will they even go?
>>24613244Check the news for floods to determine her location
THE CONCERT SHOULD BE FREE YAGOO YOU FUCKING BASTARD.
Guess I'll watch Aruran stream Touhou instead
Aqua towel...
>>24613261
feels like I'm watching PPMeido at this point
Why are her dirty rags so fucking expensive btw?
Youtube is pretty sensitive tonight. First Noel, now Okayu.
They really are milking this concert as much as they can.
>>24613269There's two touhou games where the goal is to take pictures of danmaku, this one is one of them
Okayu's checking with management right now. She says hold on just a sec.
Aqua is so autistic
How much of a black box is the YouTube AI anyway? Surely someone over at YouTube knows how it works.
Homobros and Three Kingdoms enthusiasts, Kaoru's going to play Dynasty Warriors 3 in a half an hour https://youtu.be/qBGKR3_L0Fo
going to have to ask for everything that isint ちょっとまてね please, translating the page doesnt work in jetri chat
>>24613238For the Japanese viewers of course. It's a paid live.
>>24613284Because you don't akasupa enough.
>>24613220I know you can put up paid shows on Youtube, not sure of livestreams though. Surprised if they don't have that implemented, that's pretty silly.
>>24613241Retaliation against Aqua for announcing an event for NND and bilibili, but not for Youtube despite currently running a stream on it.
>>24613269Pretty much. You have to take a few photos per level and charge your camera while dodging between each shot, each time the pattern gets more complicated but your shots clear some danmaku.
FILL IT OUT BROSI'm making a homostars one now, but it's probably pointless because we know they're all pure.
>>24613259>>24613259>>24613259>>24613259>>24613259>>24613259
>>24613284cute
>shopping with an Aqua bagBased
>>24613284They're made out of the silk from an angels butt
>>24613284Because people will buy it
>>24613293>AI>Knowing how it worksNo one knows, they can only look at the result and try to push it in one direction or another
>>24613295Which Homostar should you definitely not pursue under any circumstances?
>>24613303fuck off, we don't care.
>>24613303autism
>>24613174she could put it behind a tiered membership barrier
>>24613214So what is Watame's real personality? I agree that most of the personas are rooted in what the roommates are IRL, but it is of course played up just a bit and the negative part is removed. Which is again like with real women who are interested in you. The world in general is fake as fuck.
So what's Aqua's big announcement?
>>24613277its unlikely anon, youtube has its faults but the unlimited audience is why they chose it in the first place. Also moving sites has never proven a good idea in most circumstances
>>24613286It's an anniversery event and Aqua is a big moneymaker
>>24613284Back in the day it was the only thing feeding Kanata.
>>24613293No one knows which is the point
Listen miko you CUNT. I don't care that pekora slept with your father, just go and reconcile already and do tee tee moments on stream and make my heart feel all warm and happy. You're an entertainer. Go entertain me
>>24613251>900
>>24613236It's based on browser language settings, not location. It's actually rarer for error and notification messages to be location based, surprisingly, when it comes to multinational websites.
>>24613277Nowhere, there's a reason they stream on yt instead of bilibili or niconiconiggers, they would lose like 3/4 of their income, if they wanted they would have moved years ago
>>24613296>>24613290
>>24613296DeepL: I can't reopen it, so I'll close the frame once!
>paywall concert.>Not even on Youtube.That is pretty disgusting.
>>24613334Pikachu...
>>24613330im still confused with the akqua antis, have they stuck to her because they got a reaction once?
>>24613323https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1280116989529174016?s=19
>>24612883>>24612909>>24612915>>24612922Loading screen / Song... come again?
>>24613297Doesn't youtube have some sort of equivalent?
>>24613336that's wrong
>>24613303You should've filled it out yourself first for the (You)s, then the self edits would've followed. Now fuck off with your autism.
Glad I'm not an aquafag
jesus christ this is too expensive for a online concert
>>24613303ALL of them had relationships and sex
>>24613332It wasn't real, watch the archive.
>>24613336>>24613335thanks, should have been an easy guess
how can a midget be this cute?
>>24613236>>24613332Go watch the stream again
HoloEN when YAGOO. It's been 10 years.
>>24613334Pikkkkkkkk*me...
>>24613304She didn't, it's just a different kind of AI ban than when it kills your stream completely. I've seen it on other streams before.
>>24613277Can't they get their own streaming site just for the most raunchy stuff?
This is actually some good looking merch. I like the shirt and the penlight.
>>24613002This is hot, what is it from?
GUYS! AKIRA FUCKING KNOWS MARINE!
>>24613323She'll be assassinating Shiina Yuika and Sasaki Saku from Nijisanji with support from Okayu.
>>24613344She takes them seriously
>>24613352How much?
Who else is laughing at Baquafags
Aquafags...
>>24613293Machine learning spawned a whole career of trying to unwind and understand algorithms.It's very new.Not to mention Alphabet have lost a considerable number of their ML engineers all across the place.
>>24613332My browser is in japanese anon. This made no sense, LITERALLY every other ban message appears as 規則違反
>>24613303autism fetishist
>>24613296I'm currently working it out with management so please wait a mome~nt
>>24613367we don't care fuck off back to vyt.
Someone restream it for us...
>>24613329Why do you think there's no more Miko stream tonight? it's because she's visiting Pekora and they're doing tee tee moments off screen, you dummy!
>>24613369yeah i figured, my poor dork
ok rrrrat
how in the fuck is Aqua so popular? she's just a half baked gamer who reads guides and makes weird sounds while also lacking mental strength. I doubt any strong willed person could like her.
>>24613323she loves bilichads and fuck ytcels>>24613339suisei will do it later too once she sees how much $$$ aqua is making
>>24613368The only niji I like is going to die. Truly the nijisanji killer
>>24613367Oh fuck
The message was literally a part of the stream, is this a prank from Okayu?https://youtu.be/4kdDNDLD56o?t=1487
>>24613347Based truth seeker anon.
>>24613358Bless Gaou papa.
This truly was a DARK DECEPTION
>>24613360>taro fanWhat is it with women and liking fucked up emotionally draining games?
>>24613352Were there prices?
>>24613284It comes with a voice. Those two getting merch so fast after debut had to do with them failing monetization so it also served as a donation.
>>24613364it's a bit of a problem to market pink merch to an all-male audience
>>24613355>>24613359>>24613378Oh, I thought it was real. I wasn't watching the stream at the time. My mistake, carry on.
>>24613389https://files.catbox.moe/q1ctji.webm
>would have made more money and more viewers if it was on youtube and free.>can still sell merch regardless.Honestly this is a terrible decision.
Does aqua always pull 40k viewers?
>>24613390sssssSSSSLLLRRRPPPPPP
>>24613364Same. Loving the design.
>>24613303Here bro, i just finished filling it out
>>24613401they like to suffer, m is a default postition for them
>>24613146She's poaching their viewers
BASED>Mamah Moona KSZK Graduation Message from Risuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1mYz8-do7k
>>24613330>1000Let's fucking gooooooooo!Fucking retarded antis
>>24613390Because chinks.
>>24613284She personally wear each one before it's shipped out.
>>24613303Fuck off retard.
>>24613339This is why you stick to the good fun ones instead of the pretend idols. Of course once they're actually get their idol shtick going they're just going to be making paid concert over and over again, that's what a Idol does.
>1000
>>24613415based
>>24613381>we
Anyone used geekjack previously? I ordered the holocomi goods from them but the website navigation is so jank. Did I fuck up? No bully please.
>>24613415>Literal succubus has never had sexBut she'd be dead anon
>>24613408im sure some aqua whale in here will stream it on twitch anon, like holofest was if any anon has been around that long
>>24612899It's doomed, she's too much of an angel.
okayu suddenly began to menstruate and she needed a way to end the stream fast
Festival...https://twitter.com/ClarkBenoist/status/1279773738993475584?s=20
>>24613386
>>24613394what the hell would she has pressed though? something aint right
>>24613409around 20-30k usually
>ignoring your BIGGEST platform for NND and Bilibili.ARE HOLOLIVE RETARDED.
>>24613347actually based.
>>24613125she got filtered hard by loli dark souls though?
https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1280118186826854401fuck
>>24613355not cool okayu, lock her up
24 HOUR STREAM
Is it a part of the game or something?W-What's going on here?
I'm fine on pushing the idol image of the group as long as they are serious about it. It seems like Aqua is serious about this so no problem. The only problem is the other members who literally don't put effort in these things.
>>24613390Idk, i like low iq shit, but neither Korona, Fubuki, Aqua or Okayu really do it for me.
Why so many dislikes?
>>24613420what are these numbers?
Nintendo permissions?
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1280116989529174016?s=20Imagine having a paid concertNo, the one three days ago doesn't countNor does the one with miko in a few weeks
>>24613284They're not dirty rags, they're collectible items you purchase to show your support. At the time Coco and Kanata both weren't monetized so it was pretty much the only way you could help them live off something other than their $200 salary.
>>24613347Based
Aqua 24 hour stream WITH A NINTENDO GAME?!
>another 24h streamHere we go Aquabros
https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1280118186826854401
>>24613443you cant do paid streams on YT
Is this the biggest anniversary event so far Hololive?
>>24613445finish it in 3 hours
>>24613455Wtf can she do it?
>>24613455No man's sky. Interesting. Will it blow up like Ark?
>>24613455Things sure were different this time last year
You need to start saving your money so that you can give it to Aqua.
>>24613446>>24613448Narrativebros?????
>>24613455That was from last year.
>>24613457nicotard
>>24613455>>24613476>>24613478That's the old 24 hour stream schedule
I'm gonna buy a ticket and stream it on discord for my /hlg/ bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZLeWXr6M3w new frame up
>>24613478hopefully not
>8/8>24 hours stream>it on the same date as Towa's birthdayTowa...
>>24613443Bilibili is a bigger platform for them retard
>>24613386I wish... I just want an off-collab with those two again please. I know you are busy Miko and doing a ton of shit but that retarded rabbit needs someone to force her, she can't do it herself.
>>24613293It's not AI, stop calling it that.Machine learning is a new branch of programming that's not only complex in the programming part but also in the science and math parts. There are very few people in the world with the intelligence and drive to learn all of the material you need to know just to get started with machine learning, and even fewer people who are actually really good at it. Those people are better spent developing money makers such as machines that can learn to better target ads at the right people and right times than wasting them on Youtubes auto-curating system. That one just has to be "good enough" to avoid legal trouble for Youtube, who cares if some random streamer or two gets erroneously banned?
>>24613355Why make it spontaneous and in the middle of nowhere? So soon to boot?
alot of holos design would be much better if they are just few cms tallernoel and marine should be upper 160ish close to 170cm150cm towa is extremely weird, she should be at least 160cm
>>24613438Kek
Fucking falseflaggers do not use suisei for shitposting you retard.
>>24613303Why is there no all of the above all of the options for convienience?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q98NQGDoWzcX-Potato
>>24613303probably the most realistic
>>24613493Torre...
>>24613489heres a (you) anon, can you go back now?
Today, i will remind them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZLeWXr6M3w&feature=youtu.beGet back in here catbros
Pekora and miko are just building up hype... They're planning to wait until the maximum hype build up, then get 200k viewers and btfo Coco
>>24613461there was one three days ago?
>>24613471>Okayu>eatingOf course
>>24613431They're the official overseas sellers for hololive stuff, the site is kind of shit but it should be fine, just keep in mind that shipping out of Japan is still shut down to a lot of countries, so shipping will be delayed to those countries until shipping resumes.
>>24613394That is strange. Doesn't really seem in character for a joke though, maybe that's just how the stream VODs save. If you hover over the timeline preview during that section you can actually see the normal stream underneath so I think it probably was something that Youtube did.
>>24613363that'd require competence from the cover staff
>>24613506Damn I wonder how many children Choco raped
Alright, we're back.
>>24613493You can't make this shit up, they really fucking hate Towa
>Aqua's concert is $445 USDWHAT THE FUCK
>>246134941 human is worth 10 chinamen
>>24613415I am gonna reveal my autism and say that technically you are right since they are characters but we are of course talking about roommates here.
>>24613443Anon, Youtube is big, but Bilibili = China = UNLIMITED MONEY
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1280117943276199936>I was allowed to do whatever I like with Marilyn>And I drank water with Marilyn! BROS?
>>24613507eat this dumb onion!
>>24613433Gap moe
>>24613457I disliked because they're still using NND for paid events.
>>24613510About what, Marine being good at drawing?
>>24613445Retard
Aqua fags, how old are you?
I'm genuinely curious/interested for Luna to start collabing with Nijis..
>>24613534Gap moe doesn't provide sustenance
>>24613522>ywn be ara ara'd by choco
>>24613524i hope some anon saved the joker towa edits, those are the best towa images by far
Management said it's okay to keep going, but nobody knows what the ban was about. Let's hope it doesn't happen again.
>>24613347I love Coco sing !!https://youtu.be/S0Awp5Wzgp0?t=2463
>>24613303
>>24613537>>24613477cope
>>24613445What the fuck are you talking about
>>24613538We don't have aquafags
>>24613511Real talk. How was the ban message a part of the broadcast? Is it a prank, or does youtube inject that image instead of the real footage? Shouldn't they just cut the broadcast altogether?
>>24613516I see. I was wondering if there's a way to confirm with them that things have been delayed. Should be fine if I just use the contact them support form-page yeah?
>>24613525Wait really?
>>24613390>why is x popular, it's shit!Another day, another episode of the same routine. You are not as smart as you think yourselves to be.
>>24613493wtf...towa...
>>24613526Not in terms of money
>>24613493Then they'll reschedule Towa's birthday to February 29...
>>24613443>BIGGEST platform>still earn less than bilibiliyou only have yourself to blame for your pathetic amount of supacha
How did kanata's review of her 3D go??
>>24613506I think you inverted Choco and Ayame anon.
>>24613546twao...
>>24613513It was offline i think but it was not solo
>>24613443Did you stupid fagtards complain when Nonstop Story was streamed on NND and Bilibili as well? No because you literally just started coming here yesterday. Now back to /v/ with you.
>>24613529The absolute mad dog.
>>24613347I KNEEL
>>24613496Shut up nerd. Holy shit. Yes we get it, you know how to code, you clearly understand nothing about business though. Do you think advertisers will be happy when they sponsor a streamer (what was it, Dell? can't remember) and their streams constantly get taken down?
>>24613527Then this is completely off-topic and should fuck off from the thread
>>24613564Ayame is just an oni not a succubus
>>24613347again, people tuned in to see how shit she was at singing kek
>>24613525For only the concert?, no goods nothing?
>>24613525jfci'll just wait for some autistic idolfag to upload it to nyaa
>>24613538aquafags are oji-san the average is 40-55 years old
>>24613571>200 dollars
>>24613554Yes, just use the contact page and include your order number.
>>24613457I also dislike her but I stay away from her videos, ¿sololive? pure bullshit, you are embracing your dysfunctionality instead of getting better, getting stronger
>>24613461The difference is suisei concert isn't her or hololive concert
>>24613404If you've been a fan of idols the color shouldn't be a bother. I think they're cute. >>24613413It's legit quality. I feel like all that's missing is a jacket or cap to complete the idol merch feel.
>>24613538Aqua faqs long gone from this thread.
>>24613547How do you get triggered so hard by >>24613125 ?
>>24613506>towa and watame>never had sexhmmm
>>24613563>Skips over shiny smily storyAll you need to know
>>24613571Where did you get that?
20k wtf
Gonna send every Holo that streams on youtube that day 4000 yenFuck NND and bilibili
>>24613538Old enough to have money for the concert and maybe all the merch
>>24613584>goods set
>>24613496>Machine learning is a new branch of programming that's not only complex in the programming part but also in the science and math parts.It's really not, you don't have to understand everything to get good results
>>24613471>Cat or rice porridge
>>24613595Watame didn't go to Wales or New Zealand and Towa is a stinky demon no human wants that
>>24613538The younger the holo, the older the fan since they seem them as daughters or younger sisters
>>24613347Based.
>>24613596really? damn...
>>24613595not sure about watame, but towa is saving herself for when we finally tie the noose! i mean knot!
>>24613510wow this aggie canvas looks great!
>>24613547Go back to /v or /vyt
>>24613510Wrong canvas...
>>24613529YWN be allowed to do whatever you like with MarilynYWN drink water with Marilyn!why live, wombbros?
>>24613577Pathetic narrative. Give up on life.
>>2461353821.
>>24613593because that post is full of lies
>>24613493It keeps happening.
>>24613599Take your autism back to /v/ faggot.
>>24613577It still rose
>>24613609>Towa getting knotted
>>24613446I don't understand, what was the purpose of that?
>this good at PP>doesn't even use it muchHow does Aqua do it?
>200 bucks for a bag, a penlight, a t-shirt and some paper
>>24613303Here
>>24613347I KNEEL, COCOCHADS.
Sup anons, how was the collab?
>>24613538>Aqua fagsdoes /hlg/ really?
>>24613577People don't care as much as you think about singing quality
English Hololive FB leaked the prices.
>>24613612
>>24613525>it's another episode of EOPs will believe anything
>>24613637ssg
>>24613624based and dogpilled
>>24613550If it was a prank to change the difficulty then I would believe it. Okayu would simply tell her fans so I don't know what the fuck happened. Her game just crashed too
Aqua and Cover are going to rake in so much money with a virtual online concert at a low cost compared to an actual live concert/
>>24613599Your pretty autistic but based
>>24613625Are you still thinking it was intentional? It definitely wasn't her doing. Not really her style of joke.
>>24613614>co-coco isnt bad at singing!kek, fix your ears anon
>>24613629but of courseyou do realise people also pay 100 bucks for the voice packsthe 200 bucks is for the concert access with those things being the topping
>>24613632>pure peko and shionanonchama...
>>24613496A stupid stoner friend-of-a-friend of mines has been able to throw together some ML to play games.It's not hard. Understanding it and making it do reliable things is the hard part.We simply don't have the computing power to do it reliably, nor affordably.It's why this self-driving car meme will NOT happen any time soon, and any company retarded enough to actually push it out seriously will be bankrupt in 5 years of that time when cunts start suing for injury / death.
>>24613651why was it part of the archive then?
>>2461353827
>>24613525I'm already following the guy who streamed it on twitch.
>>24613632>korone has kids>hasnt had sex
>>24613632>Pekok>Never been in a relationshipKEK
>>24613655i think anon is more worried about finding bootlegs
I wouldn't pay 200 dollars unless pekora and miko have lesbian sex with their 3d models.
Haatobasic chads ww@?
what was that bgm aqua was using for the announcements? with the hype violin
>>24613525Goods pack dum dum
>>24613538I'm 46
>>24613563Wasn't much of a review, more like a few bits of behind the scenes happenings>pointed out references and how she made new music for the mock-up ending>explained the ending in the darkness>staff was scolding her for some moves just like with Coco>training for Soran dance was so rough for her that her legs were permanently burning and sore already before the actualy stream, she thought she'd die>despite trying not to be complete hikki she's still out of shape>>24613596She adressed it during the live, what else is there to say?
>>24613664The Bible has someone like that
>>24613660No clue man, but if I had to decide between Youtube fucking up, and Okayu inconveniencing herself and everybody for a joke that isn't funny to anybody, I'd go with Youtube.
>>24613655Well the real prize in the voicepacks is usually the handsigned stuff, but still I agree that shit's pretty pricey
paywalling shit is a disgrace, that make loads enough already.
>Hololive EN twitter and FB fucked up and revealed the prices ahead of time and are now in full edit and damage control
>>24613637let's see how many aka supacha she gets with this
>>24613599Why are /v/ermins so obsessed with platform wars? PC vs console, Playstation vs xbox, Steam vs Epic, etc
>>24613415>>24613506My wife roboco is in a lawful marriage to me.Please remember this for the future.
>>24613659>It's why this self-driving car meme will NOT happen any time soonThe real problem with self driving cars is legal issues. They're making good progress, but journalist and VCs pushed this way too far, which is why everyone is disappointed right now. But it's still coming. Maybe not in 5 years, maybe not fully driving the car, but it's coming
>>24613634>>24613548>>24613591i'm an aquachad and i only watch her on bilibili where she's supposed to be watched and enjoyed
>>24613546I like your chart. Suisei being a massive slut fills me with wild imagination.
>>246136374000 it's an aceptable price
>>24613672some mobage ost, I think
>>24613510Equal amounts smug and menacing.
>>24613660>>24613680It's no longer part of the archive- you can now actually see the "missing" part of the stream now instead of the weird ban message
>>24613680it literally doesn't make any sense otherwise.
>>24613678does this make kaoru joseph?
>they edited out the priceKek
>>24613692Anon, that's actually me, not you
Uhhh can't I buy just the t-shirt?
>>24613685Stop being poor faggot.
I would pay 200 for a Luna concert where she screams naaaaaaaa into the mic for an hour straight.
>>24613690NND and bilibili are genuine trash, though.Youtube has it's problems with the sudden bans, but the quality is nice.
>>24613690no personality so they just attach their identities to whatever platform they use
>>24613701So it was just a processing thing?
>>24613685It's better like this so leeches like you fucks would have nothing to write a narrative about
>>24613633Don’t your knees hurt from kneeling all the time, Vegeta?
cute dog
>>24613704oh no no Aquabros
>>24613706It's us, anon. If you are a rebellious part of my mind, I need to accept you and you need to accept me. We'll make it through this tough time, watashichama.
>>24613690The problem is that NND is absolute dogshit compared to Youtube, and that's saying a lot with all the issues Youtube already has
>>24613599YT has no option to paywall a single stream
>>24613431>>24613554Even Japanese fans that ordered off BOOTH haven't gotten anything they ordered from holocomi yet. It seems production/shipping of the goods is just delayed in general.
>>24613637Where's my regular ticket at 2000yen or less? What makes the first tier "Advanced" already?
>>24613720Based
>>24613720
>>24613367HELL YEAH
>>24613685Just get money bruv
This is always such an Alpha ending. Really drives home her main character vibes.
>>24612769CACODEMON!
Somebody post that.
>>24613704Oh nonononono
>>24613693Not any time soon. Not even 5 years. Nor 10.Image recognition at reliable speeds needed for driving cars down roads is very fucking far away.We can't even recognise things at sub-second speeds reliably.Not to mention graffiti, tape and natural / unnatural landscape / architecture that are particularly noisy can completely and utterly shit on every single recognition algorithm out there.It ain't happening.20 years minimum, even if we get scalable graphene computing.No amount of VC wanks will change the laws pf physics.
>>24613719Big shocker there.
>>24613720>kinder surprisethis is how you destroy americans
>>24613664thats funny
>>24613686Somebody's getting promoted!
This game Okayu's playing seems a little unfair. It's horror Pacman, yet you can't see the "ghosts" unless you pick up an item and you have to collect 200+ of those crystals. Seems like it would lose it's scare factor after a while and just become frustrating.
I can't believe I just watched an hour long advertisement for a product I'm not going to buy because it was associated with hololive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhpnXoZnSEc Shionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5UvcxZE200 Haatohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nME5zoHU1g Mel and Watamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC3DZjXknYo Watame POVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-SsnwpLHvA Iofihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBGKR3_L0Fo Kaoru
>>24613599You don't donate to anyone you pretentious faggot
>>24613727They do though, there's been massive PPV events on YouTube.
>>24613730Anon, look up advanced in a dictionary
>>24613750At least you're not as pathetic as me, since I might actually buy it.
>>24613720missed opportunity to make the likes 1989 and the comments/retweets other relevant dates
>>24613736She's the antagonist anon
>>24613347Now that i think about it, it’s a bit lame they used the same loading screen 2 or even 3 times for Coco’s and Kanata’s 3D.At least the Kanata one had different voice actors, still weird, how hard could it be to make 2 more, forcing 100k+ people to watch the same thing is weird and dumb.
>>24612769Can you post this shot without the caption?
>>24613632>Miko>Been in a relationshipYou mean IS in a relatioship right? she is my elite wifu now.
>>24613690Some are baseless fandom wars, while others actually have merit in their discussion. If you cannot discern which is which then stop using /v/ as a scapegoat to fit in.
Aqua you're making my life very difficult. $200 is pretty steep right now since i'm unemployed due to the rona. But under normal circumstances I would buy in pretty easily. I spend about the same amount on Miku Expos so this isn't new.
What the fuck is Okayu playing? How are you supposed to win when you can't see the enemies? >just get the itemThat's literally RNG. Who the fuck made this game?
>>24613632Bro you can just check everything for everyone they aren't socially inept neet losers like you lmao
>>24613295Based! I'm gonna give my homo virginity for Kaoru! I miss /eagg/...
>>24613727how did those youtubers do that boxing fight? it was paywalled on youtube wasn't it?
>>24613599Based. I'll join you. Fuck Bilibili.
>>24613704those tickets come with the products that were shown. 40-200 isn't much considering how much you get.
>>24613760That was the point of the joke, that's how it is on the original
Why are people upset with paying to see the concert?????
OKAYU???????????
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
IT HAPPENED AGAIN AAAAAAAAA
OKAYU!?
and again
OKAYU IS KILL
RIP OKAYU AGAIN PFFFF
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
AGAIN!?
>>24613768>underage female idolS-Senchou?!
>again
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1280123222923468805Towa Minecraft!
Okayu...
So how many estimated tickets do you think there'll be guys? I fear I'll miss it.
>banned againWhat?
>Banned againOkayu?!
>>24613741>Not to mention graffiti, tape and natural / unnatural landscape / architecture that are particularly noisy can completely and utterly shit on every single recognition algorithm out there.It affects human too. Getting a perfect car will take some time, getting a car as reliable and cheaper than a human will come pretty fast
>>24612769did you get the idea from my new ritualpost?FUCKING YOUTUBE AGAIN
??????? YOUTUBE?????
Okayou... Not again...
>>24613719Looks like it. The ban was so weird, its like youtube injected its own image on top of the stream instead of actually banning the stream outright (!?). Probably why everyone saw it as english? Never seen anything like this- the last ten seconds of the stream was the ban message, but now its replaced with the actual streaming footage.
>>24613757your telling me, i bought the holofest tickets
>>24613768>that poorly written clickbait title and descriptionyou may be right, but i doubt that article has anything of value within it
/vy/ autism in this thread again. Sometimes I wonder which one is the containment thread /vy/ or hololive thread.
>>24613764>others actually have merit in their discussionGive me an example, /v/ tourist
>>24613790TOWA!
>>24613685They need to milk it while it is hot. You are going to see pay walled concerts weekly in a bit. After that they will keep moving the ecchi boundary more and more until eventually the whole vtuber novelty wears off. It is actually smart to get all the money now even when you look bad to anyone who doesn't blindly spend on all of them.
>>24613750Not the first time, not the last.
Okayu...>>24613790Nice.
What is up with Youtube-kun right now? What policy is being violated?
>>24613768Good thing that none of the girls in hololives are idols.
>>24613767You can hear them, Luna did pretty well without the item.
>>24613790Towa..your birthday...
of all the people to ban
>>24613760It's not the same 100k people watching the whole stream, some people could have missed the ad
>>24613804Both really
Why is Okayu getting banned?
>banned just in time for Haato's streamGee I wonder who's behind this
>>24613808Hololive manyvids account soon?
to all the retards whining about bili/nnd:both those platforms sell merchandise and can ship it to the people who buy the online ticket. people who buy the advanced/complete set tickets on bili/nico will receive products along with it
>>24613775Actual tourists who have no idea what an idol does and only came because of videogames and epic memes
>>24613773But that only applies to Kanata’s anime skit, right? They still forced me to watch 5 minutes of Coco screaming OI OI.
>>24613810womb..
The monkeys were too strong...
We get Okayu back after a sick day and now Youtube decides to ruin it for us. I hate this world.
>>24613760Kanata was kinda fine in this regard, but they could at least indicate that it's loading in Coco's case.
>>24613821>>24613824That's what she get for streaming too much kusoge.
what the FUCK is going on?are the antis really that strong?
>>24613800Definetely replaced
>>24613825She can't keep getting away with this
Didn't Luna stream this game a while back and had no issues? Why's Okayu getting banhammered?
>>24613827How does the nico store even work? Never used it before.
>>24613768>they aren't socially inept neet losers like you lmao>posts a picture which makes them seem like rape victimswhat is your point even
What does her womb taste like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5UvcxZE200Haachama.
>>24613844like my cum lmao
>>24613760Seriously, It's just loading screen.
>Haato streams softcore porn for an hour>Radio silence>Okayu plays a dumb monkey game>BAN BAN BANAIs were a mistake
>>24613827>that picNice2 of my favorite vtubers put together
>>24613826That is after the fad blows over. Onlyfans on the other hand...
>>24613833I kneel saiyanchads
HAACHAMACHAMA~
>>24613830Yeah I fucking hated that shit
WTF Towa is playing Minecraft? I love her again
>>24613821According to youtube this picture is violating their policies too and warrants a stream ban 20 seconds into intro BGM. I mean it is incredibly cute but still.
>>24613768Did you even read that article? Ignoring that it happened in Korea, it doesn't make it seem a standard practice at all. It's a solitary instance.
>>24613806Youtube, NND and Bilibili. Are you being intentionally obtuse?
>これはBGM...
YO IT'S SHION
Why don't they give Suisei a solo concert too? Is she too unpopular for that?
Haato is what happens when you send your kid to Ausland
huh, the timeline shows everything but skipping to the ban message only shows on screenso youtube is just throwing it on top, is this a new type of ban system starting or something?
>>24613845>seembruh>>24613852it's all arbitrary, there are humans who are reviewing shit too
Maybe the game's so shit youtube has decided to censor it
is there a worse intro than iofi's?
>>24613827Imagine waving your glowstick in front of aqua's face on the stream. Oh wait I can do that for free already.
>>24613861You stopped loving her? Not a true Towabro...
>>24613804/hololive/ is an containment autism for hololive fans. /vy/ is an containment for unfilter autism by sperg and nijifaggots that ignored by meidos for being annoying double standard cunts.
>>24613852Haato either knows how to abuse the system or a mod is her fan. Plus she was using censorebars alot so it cuts the threatlevels.Idk what is wrong with monkeys.
>>24613875Nobody playing it got banned before. Luna was playing it just recently.
Is there a clean rip of that stupid Haachama bgm?
>>24613836It did have a message saying so scrolling at the top of the screen.
>>24613852banned for racism
>>24613855
>>24613690Are you implying that bilibili and NND are equal to Youtube and it makes literally no difference which platform is used?
Shion yo
>>24613886It's probably some dumb thumbnail bullshit or something. Nobody seems to know.
Shion's loading BGM... Home...
>>24613854If they are smart with their money they won't have anything to worry about. How do you think the Jap gachikoi can throw akasupas everyday?They aren't rich people just people with no other costly hobbies which is the same for the chuubas too. The difference is that the chuubas have made millions already.
>>24613893He's happy
>>24613690Bilibili is too complicated for me and NND is just shit.
>>24613881Collab when? They're both from the land down under.
Even roboco doesn't know what's going on with haatohttps://twitter.com/robocosan/status/1280124915937509376?s=20
>>24613864Wow, so >I'll throw a ragefit because they are not streaming on youtubeand>fuck chinks, I'm not giving them my browser history data with futa porn to the ccphave a lot of merit in the discussion
>>24613827/v/ and tourist does not understand though. I bet they are not even a member of their favorite. Heck I will not surprised if they just come here and shitposting and never watch any vtuber.
Someone post okayu singing shion's bgm please.
>How to>HaatoThis is quite a clever wordplay. Why did we never think of that.
>>24613817Good thing that they are 2D and their roommates probably aren't anything special that would be worth getting sexual harassment charges. Roast me fellow anons who dream of chuubas.
>>24613852>Haato streams softcore porn for an hourlink? i need proof
>>24613685Stop being a poorfag and get a job
>>24613867ATK 100
>>24613795You are correct, but not to the same levels. Much simpler things can trip up ML. Things we can easily reason are not the case, and that's because the algorithms lack a brain to question weird looking things.All ML is brute force recognition rather than reasoning. Until they get the reasoning part, they'll always suck. That'll only come with processors that can reconfigure themselves and have high inter-connectivity like the brain does, which silicon computing simply can't do without using massive supercomputer clusters. The best attempt we've gotten to actual proper reasoning based recognition is a PART of a rats visual cortex, not all of it just a part of it. That uses a million ARM processors in a server rack.This is why a drawing of Korone can trigger the Youtube AI because it thinks her face is tits.
Shion yo...
>>24613903Isn't millions overestimating it? They've only been active for less than 2 years.I bet it's like something in the range of 100k-200k per year if you're average and 400k per year if you're Korone.Towa gets minimum wage.
>For every 10 minutes someone doesn't call her for this unannounced totsumachi, she'll pour another redbull into the pot
>If there is no caller in 10 minutes, I will add in a can of red bullHaachama?
I feel like the natural reaction is to hate this Haachama BGM but I can't
>>24613887https://soundcloud.com/user-56601297/2a-1
You fags that bothered by 4000yen price. Are you forgot THE infamous 7 2 0 0 yen hololive 1st fes?
Flare...
>>24613881WHEN SHE GONNA COLLAB WITH FILTHY FRANK?
>>24613917There were multiple posts here when she posted the first one asking how she missed such an obvious pun
>>24613914The second one does actually have some merit to it, there’s this thing called human rights, not sure if you heard about them.
Shion lost her voice
>>24613895Does it matter where you watch a video as long as the video doesn't lag?
>>24613914So you're actually just retarded or never used those platforms.
So hachama just wants to kill herself now
>>24613920Literally 3 days old video. Holy fuck newfags here aren't even 3 days old.
>>24613932Is so addicting
What the fuck are those ingredients...This is going to be a fucking abomination
>cat gets banned>people just shrug and move to some other streamBeing cat is suffering.
>>24613939He's dead anonchaama... She can collab with Max though because they are both Aussies
>>24613933Thank you anon
>>24613927The onbly one that isn't rich from donations is Azki.
Oh god Fuutan what have you gotten yourself into
>I'm going to try to clear this gameGood luck with that, you silly Ayy.
>>24613686So Aqua was just kidding when she said she didn't know? If Overseas already knows then what's the point
>>24613945No....
>>24613946Youtube is based in the USA. Do they respect human rights? Last time I checked they didn't. I can understand your anger against China but if you don't have some against the USA too you're retarded
>a normal ballwhat the fuck is a normal ball haachama?
>>24613945The cat kneels...Also what the fuck are those balls haachama fucking put in
I would eat haachama's balls.
Who will not call Haachama
>>24613957It's hard for anybody when youtube decides to choose them as a punching bag. I'm not going anywhere though. I'm too angry to sleep now.
>>24613946>The second one does actually have some merit to it, there’s this thing called human rights, not sure if you heard about them.Next time you will start talking about BLM>>>/pol/
I'm excited for Towacraft!https://files.catbox.moe/zh0oq5.webm
>>24613957im hitting F5 every 10 seconds hoping for something
You're supposed to put those in when the water is already boiling...
>>24613971>>24613972WE DONT KNOW WHEN IT COMES TO HAACHAMA
is that a swedish meatball?
>>24613976Pekora
>>24613810Marine's SR card ended up being the most expensive one just because she drew it herself
Haato should maker her own Jackass show.
>>24613991No it's a normal ball
>>24613893A DYKE? OH NO
>>24613946I was with you until you tried to shoehorn politics
THE FUCK IS THAT
>>24613995my senchou is so talented!
looks like my shit 3 hours ago
>>24613970Human rights for humans, anon
I don't think that's how you're suppose to use the curry Haachama
>>24613988doesn't really matter, what's important is that you manage to have the cores reach at least 70 deg Celcius for about 5 minutes at least>>24613997it's a chaamaball
I can't believe Haato just took a dump live on stream.
What are the chances that she's going to fucking burn her house down?
Haachama it's already a nightmare...
Haachama's shit balls
I'd eat haachama's shit (no)
is that fucking diarrhea she put in
HAACHAMA WHAT THE FUCK, IT'S NOT YET EVEN BOILING.
Looks like im the one throwing up this stream
Guys, I think I can see Haachama's reflection in the water.
HAACHAMA WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS ACTUALLY IS TERRORISM GOOGLECHAMA WAS RIGHT
>>24613988You're going to tell me that you put pasta in the water when it's boiling, thus wasting time, energy and having an inferior end product?
Why are there a Flare pic
>>24614015She'd need to actually turn on the heat first
That looks like diarrhea
>Haachama literally holding the food hostage waiting on the calls
best girl is here
This is why 3 year olds shouldn't cook.
>>24613991Looks like a fish ball
Roboco...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPVexHtHOGs20 minutes, thumbnail has changed.
Please save her Roboco...
ze,,,zehi,,
This Aqua solo live proved that Aqua is the number one holo. Coco, Peko, Korone and the other shitters should kiss her ass.
yeah yeah, fuck over some more food.You know, there's starving kids over in Africa.
based roboco with the truth
Don't worry, Roboidols don't take shits.
>this looks like shitROBOCO IS BASED HOLY SHIT
I do not want to watch Akai Haato anymore. Enough is enough.
>>24614039poor cat...
So is Haachama going to torture every hololiver with her cooking?
>>24614046I'd like to kiss her ass
Watching this actually made my stomach hurt, holy fuck
>>24614029Have I been making pasta wrong or is this anon retarded
>>24614048There's starving homostars in Japan.
>>24614048I hope she really eats if, if she wasted everything it would be really stupid
How is a salmon hard?
>>24614046I'm glad she sucks bugmen dick for a living unlike my favorites holos. She truly is a real idol.
Roboco is too nice for Haachama...
>>24614059he's retarded, don't worry
who let this crazy retard cook?
>>24614060every second in japan a minute passes
>>24614030Flare called earlier
>>24614048no one cares
>>24614029That post is so retarded, I'm not even gonna acknowledge it.
>ARS supacha on iofi's streamMy sides.
>>24614062BECAUSE ITS FROZEN
I hate Haato's voice so much, it's just so fake.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Haachama is going to make me puke/ puke again herself. Holy shit
>>24614062It's frozen
>>24614059He's a retard
>>24614046Every time I see Aqua her tits get bigger
>>24614048We should send them Haachama's cooking
>>24613927>Towa gets minimum wage.Ouch.
>>24614046I'm glad Aqua is finally getting some really good idol material. Can't wait to see her live in action after all this practice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJG1Pbt1QK4 Towa
Why isn't she cooking the water
>>24614059Try it, it works best with short pasta and it's great>>24614072Try it, don't be afraid of cooking your pasta differently
>>24614060Izuru...
>>24614046aqua, i kneel
>>24614052I'm already bored of her new contentThere's only do many times you can make the same joke before it's no longer funny
Has Shion played Getting Over It before?
ARK looks good on her PC I thought it was another game
>>24614066Is she living alone now, or still at the relatives' place?
What the hell is happening? Why is it still not boiling? is the fire even turned on?
PLS TAKE AWAY HER KITCHEN PRIVILEGES PLS
Sora....
>>24614029>boiling the pasta as well as the water instead of cooking it with boiling waterStupid
>Sora calls in to see this
Who?
Sorachama...
>>24613949It wouldn't matter if those sites didn't lag, but they do, and downloading from them is a fucking pain in the ass too.Now, are you implying that those sites are equal to Youtube? You avoided answering the question for some reason.
Sora who?
THIS SALMON SO FUCKING FROZEN YOU MAY AS WELL SERVE IT WITH THE FREEZER YOU STUPID COW
>>24614046stop with the console wars /v/
>>24614073Holy fucking shit kek
>>24614046I hope she enjoys her chink viewers as she still pretends to be a cute retard for easy money
>>2461404641k is pretty nuts for a solo live
>Sora in the chat but won't call
>>24614059He's a retard that probably doesn't preheat his oven
>>24614080dude her boobs and height change every time you blink, she has been a loli and a shortstack at the same time at one point
>>24613927Even if we lowball it and say they get only 25% of the supas then several of them would already have millions of yen from supas alone and they still get a salary, merch, member, and other stuff.I doubt there is any girl in Hololive that isn't living economically comfortable.
>>24614039>zatsudanfirst nintendo and now she cant even play kusoge, fuck everything
>>24614083Towa...
Please do not subject the only real seiso idol of hololive to this degenelacy
>Weird shit floating to the topI'm feeling physical discomfort
>>24614104Can you even download from nnd?
>>24614112Very smart idol!
>>24614117Even Towa?
>SoraYAGOO... Don't look
>>24614112YOU WERE SAYING BITCH
imagine the sex
Haachama...
>>24614104anon you're just raging because it's not on youtube! drone!
Sora's calling after all.
Sora save yourself...
Maybe just having lunch was a bad idea.
>>24614112APOLOGIZE
>Sora actually called
はあちゃま!?
>>24614108only if there's something else to hate
>>24614122sora coming into any stream is always funny since she gives off the "Adult in the room" vibe
>>24614046Cute feet
>>24614117Azki...
How and why did the curry broth separate? Is this some sort of skill from Haachama
this abomination looks like the leftovers of my toilet bowl when all of it doesnt flush down
>>24614130The family takes care of her
>Towas MC>Iofis GOI>Haachamas vomits
>those clumps floatingjesus christ
>>24614134
Shit soup?
>>24614104So techlet with thirld world internet, got it
That poor shrimp...
>>24613976Towa...
>>24614083Towa!
>>24614153TOWA SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>24614157why is luna making the onions face?
I think I can see those fishballs disintegrating in that soup, is it really water that's using?
>>24614080https://youtu.be/tc9lxEVzyhcShe thinks it's a problem as well and blames her papa.
Those aren't frozen shrimp are they
>>24614148SHE PUT THE FUCKING PREMADE CURRY IN THE FUCKING WATER YOU DOLT>>24614160F
>>24614112Maybe she doesn't know haato discord tag
>>24614112Disrespect her again and i'm putting my foot in your ass
If you couldn't even eat Haato's shit soup, how can you love her?
Haachama's cooking looks okay to me today
>>24614144you could try hating yourself, seems like it's pretty easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT5AVcRugo0Noel / milk collab
Finally a good fucking meal
>>24613869This is bait but...her 3D debut was a solo concert...her birthday was a solo concert (for the most part)...
>>24614127Yeah and it's not hard at all, I archive like 5 channels worth of content from there and they upload and stream regularly
>>24614083Autismcraft with Towa!
Haachama wtf are you doing...
It's fucking boiling
>It's boiling too much
I lost my appetite for the entire week...
>>24614166
>>24614083Towatime!
Kanata isn't going to be doing a Monday karaoke stream this time, is she? Bummer.
that shrimp is gonna turn into fucking rubber
DONT PUT YOUR IPHONE OVER A HEAT SOURCE STUPID BITCH
Ayame-sama let me pee in you butt onegai
I'm feeling like Haachama's primordial soup is gonna give birth to a new lifeform any second now.
>>24614178we're already doing that for a decade now
>>24614150What do they have a shared pool that the money goes into? If they did it would be significantly better for the underperforming Holos but I doubt that it's in place.
I love this fucking retard
>>24614083Cute Towa!
I saw a hand
>>24614117Half of them spend it on gacha the other half on cocaine. Post your favorite holo and which is her pick.
Towa-sama time!
>>24614083>>24614194I'm sorry Towa, I promise I'll watch the archive later, but I can't take my eyes off this trainwreck.
Shion is fast, did she practice this off stream
ALFONSO'S A FUCKING SIMP
WAS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE????
>Shrimp meatball curry soupS-sugoi...
>>24614130She is on the lower end but I doubt she is in any troubles.>>24614147I'm sorry but this is the thread for Hololive, so I was only talking about them.
>using too much water>adding the curry before cooking the foodIt's just shit-flavored watery soup with a hint of seafood right now.
SHE LOVES THE BALLS
chocoball oishi
>even the peenoise are behaved and fuckking giving supacha
>>24614214https://files.catbox.moe/7e4yje.mp4
now i see why you haatons love this fucking retard idiot savantI havent laughed this hard in awhile
>>24614211Coco cococaine
>>24614203The shrimp is regaining life
>>24614153https://youtu.be/wy51XVC2QOw
>it sometimes gets recognised as a face
>Adds moreJesus fucking christ
>>24614179So this is the milk she owed us, nice noel's collabs with people outside of hololive are always great she looses up a lot more
>>24614184Do you just do it the standard way or is there a better way of doing it?
>>24614211I mean my oshi definitely whales in Princess connect but she is no fubuki. I can't imagine how much she'd have to spend to lose most of her money.
>>24614214She's pretty good, relatively.
>>24614240First I need to know what you mean by standard' way
>>24614237>>24614241haachamamindbut based
>>24613925Google's AI is so strange, looking through the tags it seems to know exactly what it is, it can pick out that it's a cartoon face with a bit of a hime cut but then it just slaps on rating of adult violent and racy. I guess these are probably two different systems but yeah completely random results.
>>24614239Is haato on drugs?
>>24614232Would you snort cococaine from coco's cocock?
>>24614237>>24614241based 16 michelin star chef
Kirameki Rider >>>>> SSSthere, I said it
WHAT THE FUCK THIS LOOKS LIKE MY DIARRHEA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
She's listening to the BGM herself. Pure madness
>>24614153c-can any of you anons teach me how to watch simultaneously using jetri?
>Whenever Haachama cooks
The curry oils are fucking separating...
>Watches random clips of the MariKoro collab>Marine is always in the floorThis baba is so fucking out of shape jesus christ
It looks even more like shit now.
>>24614159I wasn't aware northern europe was third world. Thanks for updating me on that, faggot.Why are you so desperate to defend these garbage websites anyways?
>>24614241who is the artist? merryweather?
>>24614252Yes
>>24614235It's the ghost of cooking past.
Would you drink from a pot of your holos shit?
>>24614243She made it further in 10 minutes than some holos in hours
Someone said Alchemy in the fucking YouTube chat and I'm dying of laughter.
See? she loves it/v//jp/ was wrong again
>>24614211SuiseiEnsemble stars gacha
>>24614251I don't think she could light a Crack pipe even if her life depended on it
>>24614246Through command line functions?
>>24614258search "localstorage" in the archive
Can't believe this shit is actually making me hungry
>>24614234P R I M E H O U R S
I feel sick...
im trying so hard not to puke at haachama's stream this shit is so disgusting
>>24614252Absolutely
>>24614268I can't believe Haachama dumped her runny diarrhea in a pot for everyone to see
>>24614263I'm not the one autistically screeching about an event not being streamed on youtube
>>24614183Those are free concerts.
did I hear correctly? haachama wanted to add red bull to her ""hotpot""??
>>24614265https://twitter.com/PrincessHinghoi/status/1280122778172010496
>>24614211Towa.She puts it into her savings!
IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE
Duck?
>>24614269Mio...
>>24614288If the timer reaches 0 between calls she will add red bull
>>24613610whoop
Duck please! Save her!
>>24614283I haven't done that either, retard. I asked you a question that you have failed to answer multiple times now. Why are you so bad at the simplest fucking shit?
>>24614274You can do it with some browser add-ons but those usually take the length of the stream itself (if it's a stream, videos it doesn't matter). I use command line with the m3u8 fetched from a HLS searcher and use youtube-dl (if it's live) and if it isn't you can download it faster with things like minyami
DUCK TIME!
SHES GONNA THROW DUCK INTO THE POT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My toilet bowl when I get food poisoning looks more appealing than whatever Haato is cooking
>phone directly above a pot with boiling waterhaachama...
>>24614268That honestly looks like my shit this morning
>>24614283You're autistically screeching about people shitting on bad sites because I guess you can't dislike shitty streaming sites.Shut up.
HAACHAMA STOP THE FIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>24614288If someone doesn't call her every 10 minutes she'll pour in a red bull
4 calls in 26 minutes, nobody wants to be part of what she is cooking?
Just tuned in. What the fresh hell am I looking at?
>>24614205They actually do have one: do you remember the pins set in holocomi? That had *all* the holos in there, which means if anyone bought the set (which would be the gachikois of pretty much of every single girl) the other girls would also receive a cut.The more popular ones would receive a decent payout, but someone like AzKi and Mel (who wasnt streaming at the time) would get a pretty big paycheck. Might be the reason the whole Mel thing blew up- someone at Cover was writing checks and realized Mel was getting a pretty big payout when she hadn't streamed at all but was too incompetent and stupid to figure out why so she was called back to stream.Any merchandise "set" that includes multiple holos is a big money pool that gets distributed out.
Haachama is making a duck soup tonight
>>24614253>16 michelin star chefThat's a long time ago
>>24614316Towa is trying to herd some sheep
what if she dips her feet in?
>>24614083Wow towa is playing minecraft? Pekora has been playing it lately, the two of them should do a collaboration
Haachama!?
>Fucking tofu
>>24614315They don't want to be an accomplice to murder.
>>24614277How does this shit work, it just pauses the others when I play one
>>24614083>1,780 watching nowI am genuinely sad for her...
>splashes boiling curry all over herselfSounds about right
you guys are overreacting its just a pot of curry water my cooking looks the same so please stop
I'm pretty weak when it comes to food stuff and this is actually making me want to fucking puke
>>24614315They're all trying to call in early so that later on in the stream she has to add in the red bull when there's no one left to call, they know how she wants the stream to go
Just fucking throw in everything elseit doesn't matter
>>24614250
>>24614283Hello, chink, please stop advertising Civia and the rest here, anyone who wanted to watch them would have made a account over there already.
shion....
>>24613796I don't know what your new ritual post is, but I made the edit a few days ago based on a super old Reggie Fils-Aime image.
>>24614325Has there ever been a Towa Peko collab? I'm interested to see how these two would interact.
>>24614330Newfagchama...
>>24614334Don't worry anon, I think the same. The taste may be a bit weird but it looks fine
Subaru - Haato cooking stream?LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
>>24614324The meal becomes an aphrodisiac
>dumps one whole block of tofu without slicing itHAACHAMA
Imagine being Luna and see thishttps://youtu.be/v5UvcxZE200
>>24614344It wouldnt be pretty. Peko's banter might just push towa into suicide
>>24614349She just said that she would tsukkomi her so much she would dieWould fucking watch it a hundred times though
>>24614277>Kaoru playing Dynasty Warriorswtf I don't want to genocide homos now
>check in on Shion inbetween this kitchen disasterOh damn, looks like she fell off the cliff.
This is an insult to thai instant curry
>10 minutes left>it might be red bull timeCHAMA STOP
>>24614353Luna is probably having laughing fits.
>>24614344Autistically and with a lot of fuckups.
How should we stop Haachama?
These commercials feel like brainwashing.
>>24614340
Geez it's like you guys have never seen fucking curry cooking in a pot before. This is just way more watered down.
>>24614359They were saying they want to do it
Get back in here bros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPVexHtHOGs
>>24614362It was amazing
When's the Haachama/Chef John collab happening?
>>24614334If your curry looks that watery, you're doing it wrong. You use much less water and cook/heat the food you want beforehand.If I'm making curry, I boil my ingredients together and add the curry after.
>>24614343wow made them around the same time pretty much, thats some law of attraction shit right therewait for next thread, im not using 2 images in one thread
>>24614285The SPWN concert had her pretty much as one of the biggest draws, but I guess it's a collab concert anywayMaybe one day, she only recently got huge in any case whereas Aqua has a lot of time and money under her belt to influence Hololive
>>24614196https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1280130243315957760
>>24614344Peko would bully her and she would start crying and going silent, and Peko would just feel bad and end the collab.
>>24614357Peko can't banter with someone she isn't familiar with, she'd be as autistic as Towa.
>watery curryI LIKE MINE THICK.
Would you fellas eat Haachama's cooking?
>>24614344Towa would barely talk.
THERE WAS SALMON THE WHOLE TIME
haato..
Haachama is just pretending to be bad at cooking, r-right? I refuse to believe an actual functioning human cook like this
I want to smell the inside of Haachama's glove!
I'm in one mind where I want to see where this goes, and in the other I want her phone to fall in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBGKR3_L0Fo&feature=emb_titleYou have 5 seconds to explain why you're not checking out Kaoru preparing his ass to be fucked by Lu Bu.
>>24614382dream collab
>>24614382I want a Ja/ck/ and Haachama collabthat or a Kay collab
>>24614073Fucking kek
>>24614389You think her throat is sore from crying and wailing so much at home on her own?
NO FUCKING SHIT IT'S WATERY
>>24614395I would teach her to not kill her tastebuds with this 飯テロ
Is Haato actually bad shit insane from Australia and a shit cook?
>>24614400Lot of teenagers and college age students don't know how to cook
>>24614400She's a comedian anon...
Did.. Did she just take all the shrimp out and eat them before the curry-soup-thing was done?
>thanking the Japanese supas in EnglishTowa...
>>24614389she deserves ittime to watch a VOD
Isn't this just shabu shabu?
>shion talking about re:zero>aqua talkd about it beforelooks like shion told aqua to watch it
>>24614405>KayNo way Haato could speak to someone with an accent like that
RED BULL SOUPRED BULL SOUPRED BULL SOUP
>>24614263Most of the big websites like Google or YouTube have quick response times because they either replicate or cache their content partially on local servers all over the world. The main servers of YouTube are in America of course, but if you visit youtube.com you're really accessing a server somewhere in Europe.I assume that bilibili doesn't do this because they don't care about anyone outside of China so if you visit bilibili, you're literally accessing a server on the other side of the world
Speaking of minced rafts, Fubuki is doing Minecraft RTA soon.
Let's be serious now.Are TriNero the saviours of Holostars?
>Miko is /r9k/>Korone is /vg/>Haachama is /ck/>Pekora is /v/What holo represents other boards anons
Always get worried about her actually getting sick form eating this.
irl pic of Haachama
Haachama's BGM is making me lose braincells by the second
>>24614395Of course
>>24614400She's pretending by playing with the food
>>24614419I bet eops are more supportive of Towa than jops. At least morally.
why does it bubble like that...it seems to bubbles at random places....what the fuck did she put in there?
>>24614424Considering there's videos of Rinko having an autistic flute-playing fit of excitement over some Re:Zero merch, it's much more likely to be the other way around.
>>24614436Unless the food is way past its expiry date, it should be fine.
>>24614438MEIDOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Okayu is communicating with us from the other side
>>24614434coco is /b/ RANDOM LOL
Haato will contract salmonella before Jack ever will at this rate...
What's with the sudden influx of newfags?
Okayu started streaming again. gave up on the game though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPVexHtHOGs
>>24614434>Subaru is /fit/ and /co/
Slurrrrrrpppp
>>24614416I don't have a blank-faced-yes reaction image butYes
>aqua suffering in haato's streamoh no
m8 that looks PROPER grim.
SLRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP
>>24614434Luna is /m/
SLLLRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>SPIT SUCKING ALREADYjesus
>hhhsssssssssssssssss
Aqua stop slurping that soup
Aqua got dragged into this mess...
>>24614434/jp/
スゥゥゥゥゥゥ
*SLUUUUUURP*
AQUAS SPIT INTO HAACHAMAS POT
>>24614434Coco is /jp/Subaru and Choco are /an/
>>24614434 you /jp/
>>24614452Is that karaoke Elfnein?
Aqua!? Please don't die!
>>24614438she still has both arms operational though
Aqua!
>>24614423read the ruleswell you're probably an EOP so1 she'll put a single thing with each person who calls2 if no one comes in 10 minutes she's putting in red bull
>>24614462I was tabbed out and I knew right away.
>>24614434Suisei is /a/
AQUA
When will Luna call?
>shion almost slipped of because she stopped to talk about re:zero
Oh no!Aqua is trying to suck all the soup out of the pot over the internet!
>>24614447It is a liquid above its boiling point anon...
>*SLURRRRRRRP*
>>24614456>coco >not /biz/
Stop slurping dumb bitch
Why is Mel's Ark guy a chonker
>>24614434/x/
What the fuck is she adding? More tofu?
>>24614447Concentrated fart juice.
>the broth is slowly condensing...haachaama...
>>24614429
>>24614507Kimchi
>>24614434Towa.../jp/...
>>24614434Haachama is /ck/
It looks fine you faggotEat more asian food
>>24614494Luna nanora...
>>24614446Despite the language barrier all family are quite similar.
What the fuck Haachama
>>24614419You're just confused anon, てんQ is 100% Japanese.
>>24614472
>>24614509W-what's she going to do!?
>>24614514based
>>24614434Marine is definitely the /jp/ holo, only contested by MIko
What in the fuck
>>24614434/c/anata
Haachama sweaty spats...
That's some serious Haachama intermission.
Towa is /soc/
Ok, this is some high quality shitpost
>>24614517Anonchama?
Does Towa have any goals for her Minecraft playthrough?
Was hoping Hoshikawa might show up but according to her twitter she has a headache. Too bad.
What the fuck was that waiting screen...
>>24614520>Eat more asian foodDON'T DO ITSÖY TURNS YOU INTO A TRANNY
>>24614530terminate Haato's contract with cover
I know how curry looks like and THAT does NOT look like curry.
based akasupacha drop
>>24614509Beat me up Sora-mama!
based 50k donation
>>24614520That's not how a Haachama cooking stream worksYou're supposed to talk about how it looks disgusting
>>24614434>noel>/s/
Miko and Marine represents the new and old /jp/
Is that FBK and Matsuri?
>>24614541Is /soc/ bad at socializing?
it would be more fun if she adds ingridients based on who callsokayu calling = add onigiri/ricefubuki calling = add cornluna calling = add takoyakimatsuri calling = add shrimps
>>24614550based akarin
What the fuck is going on now
Multiple calls?
>>24614544The long term goal is to see another member online, she has been trying really hard to reach it.
Haachama doing an Aruran
>>24614544Break 2000 live viewers?
>>24614530This. Prepare yourself, you fuckin' nerd.
>>24614528That's right. Even in my language (not English) we sometimes say sorry with a bad accent. And I heard in Arabic they use some French words like merci
>>24614567FBK and Festival
FBK and Matsuri
>>24614554>>24614557ANGEL VOICE
>>24614568Matulifbkand mushroom?
>>24614561>SoulMiko>SoullessMarine
>>24614420Of course, just a bit lonely without it. She'll have a stream on bilibili in the middle of the week anyway and it's most probably gonna be utawaku.
Did I heard chocolate?
Matsuri what the fuck are you doing?
>Soggy potato chipsHAACHAMA STOP THIS MADNESS
>>24614560>noel>not /soc/
>>24614565aqua calls- add cum
Ohno fubuki is dating matsuri...
ARE THOSE FUCKING CHIPS?
POTATO CHIPS?!
>festival callsTime to mute the stream, let me know when she's gone
>potato chips
>>24614562I thought this ship was so dead it had returned to the earth.
What the actual fuck
>>24614565W-what if pekora calls...
>>24614454>>24614459Looks like the ban streams have had that 'violating policies' message removed. AI really did just shit the bed, I guess it finally got reviewed by a human after shutting down the stream twice. Good system.
>>24614586no, that's ayamehaato would just spit into the pot if aqua calls
FBK EAT THE ENTIRE THING AND I WILL SEND YOU ARS!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.
WHY IS FESTIVAL GIVING HER IDEASFUCK
>ポテチあああああああああああああああああああ
If the potato chips break down it could be just like potato and salt I guess
>>24614581She said she has no chocolate ESL chama
>>24614593Watame...
Lyg*r is in Haachama's stream
>>24614565Hoshikawa calls = add condoms
What does 凸 mean?
>>24614584Blame matsuri for that.
>>24614598She adds carrots and then sniffs the nabe!
I love potato chips with my "normal" asian cuisine
She put more chips than pasta.
Jesus.
>>24614434marine is /jp/
I mean... it'll stop the potato from disintegrating from overcooking due to the pectin Not sure about the pasta though
>>24614607pretty based desu
>>24614572o-okay if she h-has to...
>>24614598i heard rabbit meat taste just like chicken but more gamey
>>24614611of course he is the stalker app summoned him
>Matuli silent disapointment and doubling down on the shitshow
>>24614613yama aka mountain
holy shit she is obsessed with subaru from re:zero. she's chanting his name and fantasizing about him saving herdo fujoshi often?
>99% of this thread can't even speak japaneselmao why are you even watching the stream eops?
>>24614613phone call
I really need to set up that matsuri tracker too. It would make this whole totsu thing easier.
>>24614593Who is she going to feed this to?
Haato really should stock up on ingredients.This would have been amazing if there was a more comprehesive ingredient list.
Pasta takes 20min to cook, right? She won't finish this
>>24614607Subaru's gamer fuel.
Chocosaurus please say something that'll make her stop
>>24614613I means the pleasure of being cummed insideIt normally just means someting sticking out like the kanji looks like but for some reason on NND it means people calling into a stream like this
AHHHHHHHHHHHH CHOCO SENSEI
Choco didnt go to konbini today...
now she NEEDS to put chocolate in
Choco...
Could Choco salvage this?
SENSEI PLASE SAVE HAACHAMA FROM HERSELF
Choco don't look...
On YT streams, remember to set them to 2.00-1.25x speed to force it to catch up
How does she do it? Haachama outdoes herself with every stream.
Conceptualize the fragrance.
>100 bucksThis man needs to see a doctor
Time for the dino nuggets...
>>24614631Haachama can't understand Japanese either.
>>24614631I'm actually N5 level, hoping to be N4 within the next 6 weeks.
>>24614630I don't know but I'm going to bully that tummy
>>24614630she said she hated him eop-kun...
Damn Choco is ruthless
>>24614434>Aki /fit/>Mio /int/>Korone /vr/>Subaru /tv/>towa /adv/>suisei /cm/
LMAO Choco's cringing.
>>24614637>Pasta takes 20min to cook, right?Depends on the kind of pasta, these days there's really thin pasta that takes 3 minutes in boiling water. Not sure about what she added
>>24614655Imagine being crushed under her weight
I want to paint the insides of Choco's womb with my cum!
Poor Choco...
>>24614598
udon is fine actually
>>24614534>>24614561>>24614620marine has fuck all to do with /jp/ (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>24614642>>24614613Apparently this is the 由来突撃待ちとつげき待ち凸げき待ち凸待ちCool meme
>>24614630>chanting his name and fantasizing about him saving her>fujoshiI don't think you know what that word means
Finally something normal
At least she's not doing this
oh my god
>>24614675Udon is great!
>>24614670Youll have to wait until after im done
I've seen better. Haachama needs to step up her game if she really wants to get into the food terrorism game.
>>24614502Mukirose's best bro Melscular is a powerlifter, specialized in bursts of strength compared to Mukirose's universal strength and endurance.
>>24614656based and akasupa pilled
>>24614656He's been dropping 100 bucks at least once in every of her stream since last week...
CHOCO DONT
>>24614669I would wave any liability to have her sit on me!
>>24614509who would win in a fight?
>>24614656He needs to be taken to the based department at his local hospital for redpill overdose
>>24614699Towa...
>>24614688the dessert ramen is better
>>24614631Only fat white people learn Japanese
>>24614684DO AMERICANS REALLY
>>24614662you have autism. she definitely likes him
>>24614293Being fiscally responsible! Diligently preparing for her future! Making sure to save some money but understands it's fine to splurge from time to time! Towa!!
She's at it again bros...
>>24614707Japan is full of fat white people?
>>24614699https://streamable.com/wtm2zb
HAACHAMA COOKINGSUKI NI NATTE~~
>>24614688I've someone make what looks like crystal meth on that board.
CM, time to check in on Shion, and she's right at the start...
>>24614293based
>>24614684Authentic American cuisine
>>24614631You are also part of that 99%.
>>24614707>not being one
I'm going to start sending supas but only ironically
>>24614332Don't worry, famili has fat wallets to compensate the viewership.
>>24614716てっとってっとてててて
>>24614684Looks like a fuckload of cheese, but that's essentially lasagna. I see nothing inherently wrong with the ingredients.
>CM into wet sneezeThank you Haachama
>suddenly starts sneezingNarrativebros?
>>24614712I just NEED her to say this to me before pushing my drugged ass down on to a bed and taking my innocence PLEASE Matsuri
Haachama Cooking suki ni nattetetotetotetotetotetetetetetetetetetete
>>24614677Because touhou, that's why she represented the old /jp/
>>246145712034 now.
>>24614677She's the biggest 2hu fan in hololive
>>24614719She'll be back up in about 5 minutes
It doesn't even look that bad. Are we just ironically freaking out?
>>24614729Coco the prophet.
>>24614677retardchama....
>tfw your colleagues are probably talking behind your back because you're retarded as fuckFeel sorry for Haato...
>>24614599it's unironically not as bad as people think. considering it's essentially designed to work around a copyright system that hasn't been updated since the internet was invented.
>sneeze>make a few hundred bucks
Coco is here!!
Has Luna called? I need to see this.
COCOCK!
>>24614729And here she is
COCOHAATO SHIP IS ALIVE
>its just nabemono>implying you need skill to drop ingredient into hot water
>>24614726Oh no my family... replaced by japs...
what are all the ingredients haachama add to her curry? I was watching Towa's stream
Kaichou!
i love this cat so much
>>24614742Speaking of the devil. She's here.
c-coco?!
https://streamable.com/l1nq7lExplain this narrative bros
God I love Iofi!! And you should too!
>>24614747Anonchama....
The dragon fears the australian
>Haato doesn't call for Coco's totsumachi>Coco calls for hersWho's the bitch now?
>>24614754>shipping
Soon
Imagine the smell...
>>24614751Not yet. And Matsuri already called in with FBK.
>>24614728you're beyond help
>>24614769me
>>24614763Haato was too loud in her settings obviously you autism
>>24614747It's lonely at the top
>>24614769You
>>24614760Her talking about Temari in such a way makes me miss my pets so much. Glad she's happy
>>24614712who's channel is this in?
>>24614760Cute!
Well, at least the gyoza won't get burned this time. Or will it?
Why does Coco talk like that?
>>24614688I think anything DinoTendies makes is the pinnacle of food terrorism.
>bitch made pasta
>>24614728I agree, but the milk is really weird. Should be roux or something
BITCHMADEPASTA!
>english only cookingHaachama...
bitch made pasta
EIGOONRY
>>24614747>Your backThey tell her that she's fucking crazy and love her anywaysAlso BITCH MADE NABE
BITCH MADE NABE
>>24614729double prophet
>>24614763choco is stressed...
>>24614729Ah
HAATO WATCHES ASACOCO CONFIRMEDwhat a strong ship
There's just way too many newfags in here
>>24614729kami ka
>>24614781same turns out its been a year since my dog was put down and only now realizing how much i miss it
>>24614782Shion, she didn't notice tho
BITCH MADE PASTA
>>24614760Cute cat
>>24614804newfag genocide when?
>>24614803Everybody watches AsacocoCoco's a Haaton too
>>24614786I like the way she talks now better than the ridiculous mickey mouse voice she was doing before
Did I miss Haachama adding the gyoza?
>>24614786being brought up in an English only environment til like high school, then being forced to speak nothing but Japanese afterwards could do that to you
>>24614747>tfw your kouhai talks to you for hours after every collab and your only explanation to it is that you're pressuring her into doing it and she can't say 'no' because she's polite
>>24614764Send her some real currency instead of meme currency kevin..
Is Luna going to be last?
>>24614814Wait for a big Mio collab and they get filtered
>>24614815That's wholesome!
>Kanata doesn't call It's the end for Chamatan.
Guys, why won't Luna call Haachama?
>>24614804I'm not new I've been here since Coco's 3D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsX2hI_tMKY Fubukihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vBL5id-IXk Matsurihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCsaHE6IJXI Flarehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkl17vtHVo8 Cocohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUrra_djwss Aqua
>>24614776Why bother trying to insult me when you won't try to argue?>>24614792Yeah, milk probably wouldn't taste that good. Heavy cream (not sour) would probably be a better option, in my opinion.
what kind of nightmare is this ??
>>24614835Fubuki stealing ideas from the holostars now? Not cool Fubukimama
>>24614804>>24614814Y-Yeah! You're so right my fellow oldfags.
>>24614698Why does she walk like that? In her last MV she moves so smoothly
what do i have to do to get towa to spit in my mouth?
>>24614837>Heavy cream (not sour) would probably be a better option, in my opinion.It would. Also I said roux, I meant Béchamel sauce, it's great in lasagna
And now everyone reads the 空気 and lets the timer pass so we get to watch her pour in the red bull
Watame didn't call...
WHERE IS SUISEI.
Redbull nabe in 5
Get the redbull ready.
can't believe I'm saying this but I kind of wish Miko would play ARK again
>>24614847She's fucking ripped and asserting dominance
>>24614831Kanata is dying anon
Why Iofis pc and internet so bad...make me sad
SHE'S GONNA PUT IT IN
>>24614835https://youtu.be/rJG1Pbt1QK4towa!
I would like LUna to call Haato
a chan
>>24614861You're horrible.
>>24614855did luna?
>>24614855She's streaming with mel, brah.
Why is nobody calling?
EUGENE A
>>24614837because the argument would go nowhere, and it's a waste of time
A-chan... Don't look, don't tell Yagoo
>Eugene A to the rescue
Jesus my ears
>>24614760Which one
A-chan!?
>>24614842/v/ermin spotted
>begging for A-Chan to call.
no one call pls
>A-chan watching but won't call until the 10 mins are overBased.
Im getting filthy frank vibes from haatohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAPBm_0ftAY
>>24614852>Béchamel sauceNever tried that in my lasagna, so thanks for the recommendation!
>>24614831She doesn't have anything to shill anymore
Please don't call!
You know what's the worst part about Haachama's cooking? It still qualifies as food, because it's not like the ingredients are completely ruined, and human body can theoretically get nutrition from it.
>>24614861Look at her schedule, she's going to play it on the 9th
>>24614841FBK owns holostars
>>24614894Haato is just japanese Filthy Frank
>A-chan: "Yes, I'm watching."
Imagine if Yagod called last second that would be funny
Red Bull is shitMonster is king
>>24614883Yes
>>24614897Glad I could help.
It's over Haachama...
If she's so retarted, how come she hasn't dox herself from the reflection?
What the fuck? Is she calling for Cthulhu?
>>24614906>you're fired
i really want to beat up haachamai want to hurt her
>>24614905A-Chan is always watching.
>>24614865Sexy
A-chan actually called.... God help us all
It's ogre Haachama is dead
Haachama cooking~
>>24614903Please don't compare Haachama to that subhuman
DONT RUIN IT A CHAN
>>24614917She's secretly a genius
>>24614910>unironically liking energy drinks
And Shion's back at the cliff...And she's back at the start.
tick tock haachama
>>24614900Just wait until she pulls a Pro Haato move and burns liquid.
>>24614856She hasn't tweeted the entire dayUsually she's awake by now
CANATA NO
ANGLES SAVES THE DAY
PPT......
ANGEL
Jesus Haato
PPT FOR FUCK SAKE
>>24614903>Max is an Aussie>Frank is half(?) nipCoincidence? I think not
Angel descended from heaven...
PPT what the fuck
KANATA NO
Kanatan maji tenshi
Kanata you stupid ass tenshi. Get a clue
Saved by an angel
Tenga...
はあちゃまクッキング好きになってってっとってっとってMy fucking ears haachama jesus christ
>>24614903Filthy Frank is literally more Japanese than Haato though...
Retard ppt what the fuck
>>24614928yeah he's the subhuman lmao
>>24614831Apologize
Kabaya saved Haato in the end. Truly an angel.
ppt calling even tho she's dying... truly an angel
>>24614898Looks like she has something coming up
PPT ruins SSS so she has to ruin the cooking stream as well
Is Kanata dumb?
We were so close...
im disappointing beyond beliefi regret my akasupa yesterday kanata
oh no kanata silent
kanata saved it
I swear if Towa in the goddamn boat again
I wasn't looking, did she call during the last seconds, or did she let it run out?
Fuck A-Chan is so fucking HOT.
A CHAN
>>24614969Kanata saved her
>>24614835>So you like emo idols!Festival?Narrativebros?
What a bunch of pussies, should have let the timer run out.
Iofi...
>>24614957I'm sorry Canatan.>>24614961The Alice music video is coming out tomorrow actually.
FUck you kanta peace of shit pp-slurping tenshi it wasn't supposed to be like this Haato was supposed to add the red bull and SUFFER
>>24614967マジ天使
>>24614969Dumb angel called
Luna didn't call...
why do japs call it "bacon"? that's an english word
>>24614969Katana called with 15 seconds left, A-chan called right after the timer hit 0
A-chan and Kanata strongest team
Catana is such a dumb normalfag I hate her
I"m going to unsubscribe Kanata, fucking bitch
>>24614970I wish everyone could understand this FACT
What is Towa doing?
>>24614975Next timer it'll definitely come
She dropped the whole bacon
>>24614910I think Hell is better than both.
PPT 3D was a shitshow anyway
>>24614970We need a A-chan H-doujin drawn by Fishine ....NOW
>>24614970Yes she is
I fucking hate Kanata now
>>24614993Being irrelevant as usual.
>>24614985They use English words for all kinds of stuff anon. Also their bacon sucks, it's literally just ham.
I mean, I guess a porkchop and bacon are similar
>haachamma has to eat this shit at midnightshe aint sleeping
Turn off the fucking stove already the pasta is fucking disintegrating
PPT actually ruined this stream what the FUCK
>>24615002>FishineMan of good taste i see
What did PPT do?
Wtf I hate Kanata now
>>24614677Nice
Lol its time to eat haachamaThe food is cooked
>>24615014Yeah, A-chan was actually willing to let the timer run out.
I really like the music now on Haachama's stream, there's always a feeling of "we went through hell but we're okay now"
>>24614985Why do English say "beef"? That's from a french word
>>24614969Whats going on?
>>24615018Ruined Haachama's stream.
>>24615018Didn't let Haachama kill herself
>>24615000jesus manhave some taste>>24614931>t. fat fuck with cholesterol problems who's doc said he can't drink caffeine
>>24615028no it's not
Kanata probably wants her to actually eat it.
i only know like 1300 words and I can understand a ton of what they say. If you're gonna watch hololive there's really no excuse not to learn Japanese, it doesn't take that long.
>>24615018Called in for the save from Haachama puting redbull in the nabe.
No one's talking about Shion...
Blessed Tenshi
>>24614997Is smrt
>>24615027Isnt this Sios bgm...
>>24615014>An angel coming in at the last moment to rescue haachama is somehow 'ruining the stream'
Wait I’m confused why hate ppt???
>>24615028Anonchama...
>>24615033yes it is
>>24615037Inferior idols should know their place and not stream when their superiors are airing
>>24615027She's really good with using music for her streams.
>>24615037Too busy listening to her talking about Snake
in all seriousness though, the meiwaku haachama is throwing at her colleagues is pretty ridic
If this happens at 400k what the fuck is she going to do for 500k?
She wasn't going to eat it? Lame
>>24615018Allowed Haachama to live instead of letting her commit suicide.
Wait she's ending now?A-chan and Kanata really did deprive us of the Red Bull?First the Tibet scandal and now this A-chan?
>>24614917she's like pekora, playing a dumb character for fun and so she can be even more impressive when she does something smart or skilled
>>24615033>>24615045>Middle English: from Old French boef, from Latin bos, bov- ‘ox’.Anonchama...
Why is Pekora such a bitch? she never calls anybody
>not eating it>no redbullLame
watch Iofi in a pot at the infamous shaft
>>24614984Call who? Im watching Towa so idk whats happeninig
>>24615033>>24615045https://files.catbox.moe/8nwuyq.png
>>24614910I've only tasted green monster and it tasted extremely similar to redbull, is there a difference in the blue and white flavors?
fuck tenshi srsly fat bitch
New cookinghttps://youtu.be/NRKsqut_FUw
>>24615044They want haachama to suffer
>>24615037i tried but people replying to me were so retarded i decided to stop
>>24615035It isn't the time that people give up on it is the diligence it requires. Most people hold onto a difficult routine for a month, let alone a year.
>>24615033are you retarded
>>24615033>>24615045Why are Americans always like this?
>>24615051Totsumachi and if nobody calls in 10 minutes Haachama blows her brains out live on stream.
>>24615059I want Iofi to battle with my infamous shaft
>>24615006why?
>>24615033>DeletedAmerican education at it's peak
>>24615018She saved Haachama from another live puking incident.
i wish towa would turn me in to her girlfriend
>>24615059I wish she was at my infamous shaft.
>>24615058She's sick anon... She probably considers it rude to call when she's already said that she won't stream because she feels bad.
>>24615033I hope you got banned for being retarded
>>24615067>candy>fucking CANDYWhat the fuck.
>>24615058She's literally on her period...
>>24615060>watching TowaLmao look at this loser.
>>24614968Anonchama...
>>24615033>>24615045oh no
>>24615085What about all the times she's not been sick?
>Sio-chan kawaiiTowa becoming cumpet...
>>24615065Blue has more artificial flavor since it has no sugarWhite has a much weaker watery tasteI guess that's the most popular since the memeMy favorite was Assault, lemon flavored
How do I go back to enjoying Festival stream? I can't stand listening to her anymore for some reason.
>>24615089God I wish I could prevent her period from occurring the next month...
>>24615085Isn't that what PPT literally just did
>>24615089Untrue, I put a baby on her last week.
>>24615067>strawberriesYABAI! There's needles in them, Haachama!
>>24615067nope, i had to close it at 20 seconds this is an entire level of shitposting that hasnt been passed down to me yet
>>24615067HAM GRAPES AND MARSHMALLOWS
VOMIT INCOMING
is she not gonna eat it?
>>24615067HOLY FUCKThe burnt sugar strawberries and sugar coated ham
お、おいしいそう
>>24615079its*, apostrophe is for the contraction of it is
>>24615098I don't think any Holo should feel obligated to call in during a totsu. She's probably a person who doesn't say anything if she doesn't consider what she has to say is important or necessary.And she has called into totsu's before, just not the recent ones.
>>24615114No she throws it out for PekoraThat fat fuck eats everything
>she fucking likes it
>>24615088She was probably trying to make candied strawberries, like candied apples.
>>24614984I noticed that most of those who called in are preparing for their stream in 30-60 mins, so maybe that's why Luna doesn't call
Can she edit out that part where her reflection was briefly visible in the curry for the VOD? Hope she doesn't have to nuke the entire video again.
>>24615067she's gonna die from colon cancer in a few years
>>24615104Not saying it isn't a silly thing to worry about but a thought like that isn't impossible to have.
>>24615067Doesn't look too bad. I'd eat them.
That actually doesn't look too bad.
where are the veggies
Okayu isn't getting her viewers back. what do we do?
>>24615119>Oh no now everyone knows I'm a phoneposter...
It looks nice
>>24615099Sio is so lucky.
>>24615136there's kimchi!
We could’ve had her pour in the fucking redbull but that worthless PPT ruined it, I wish she went full deaf....wait that’s wrong I’m sorry I was just upset
kek what is fubuki wearing
That faggot Thomas Rillo is back again
Pekobros, Iofi is way too good at Get Over It
SIO IN CHAT
Sio's in towa's stream
>>24615145Oh fuck off.
>Aqua only has 3.1k viewersAquabros, is she reclining?
matsuri opened with one of her best live performances ever to like 2k viewers then everyone joined after it was over
Sio!
>>24615147It's an ironman RTA anon
That doesn't look too bad.When you bad at cooking and lazy, you just try whatever and it usually turns out okay. I used to take lots of sauces from fast food places and mix them into my ramen for different flavors.
>>24615147Iron Man suit
>mentioned Sio once>Sio immediately in the chatIts truly back...
>>24615154She should have not taken that 3 week break
SIO!
Get in chat Aki!
peko...
>>24615154Superchat reading steam anon.
>>24615155What was it?
Looks like she's drinking that red bull after all
What did Sio say? I missed it