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2453535 No.2453535 [Reply] [Original]

I have determined that Archer is in fact a goth. Think about it.

- He writes angsty freeform poetry ('unknown to death, nor known to life', 'have withstood pain to create many weapons, yet these hands will never hold anything')
- He bitches about how his past self was naive and stupid, and the whole world is darkness, and life is pain, etc.
- He wears mostly black, with only red to color it - and the only red he wears is funeral cloth anyway.
- He's obsessed with blades and cutting himself (his past self, but still himself)
- His hair has been turned from its vibrant orange to a monochrome color.

>> No.2453563

>>2453535
-More bitter than angsty, but whatever
-First part, maybe. Second?
No, not really. You missed the point
- His clothes are not really gothy, more like HARD GAY
- It's not blade obssesion, it's his fucking existence. Also, second argument is really more of a joke
-Orange is also monochrome, what's your point?

>> No.2453571

gay != goth

>> No.2453592
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2453592

>I have determined that Archer is in fact a Goth.
That's awesome.

>> No.2453599

>>2453563
Man, wow.

Somebody needs to develop a fucking sense of humor.

>> No.2453609

>>2453563
/jp/ - serious business

>> No.2453610

>>2453599
It wasn't really funny in the first place, so what's the point?

>> No.2453672

>>2453610
The point is YOUR MOM!

>> No.2454409
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2454409

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!

>> No.2454422

>- His hair has been turned from its vibrant orange to a monochrome color.
Alright, I lol'd here.

>> No.2454424

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAAAAAL

>> No.2454449

WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

>> No.2454450
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2454450

>>2453563
His outfit is not Hard Gay, it's bondage.

Poor Lancer's outfit is gay.

>> No.2454456

he ain't goth.
He's emo

>> No.2454465
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2454465

Next person that says that Archer is emo is a faggot. Jesus, he is NOT emo.

>> No.2454488

>>2453535
slowpoke.jpg

>> No.2454536

>>2454465
Do not be deceived by trolls.

>> No.2456778
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2456778

I think that Archer is a Terminator unit. Just look at the evidence:

I am the bone of my sword.
(Doesn't make much sense now, but...)

Steel is my body, and fire is my blood
(Now we realize he's saying he's made of molten metal.)

I have created over a thousand blades (Terminator units can construct simple weapons using their bodies. See also line one.)

Unknown to death. Nor known to life.
(Terminators are not really mortal in the common sense, so death is practically impossible for them. They also are not really living like normal people, since they are machines)

Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
(Apparantly, those speedy blade transformations hurt.)

>> No.2456819
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2456819

>>2456778
/THREAD

>> No.2456821

>>2456778
But that makes Shirou Sarah Connor.

>> No.2456822

Archer is obviously a guido. Macho guy with excessively bleached hair, a bad fake tan, and his own dance music. All he needs is an ugly girlfriend in bad makeup and he'll be set.

>> No.2456834

ITT we think monochrome means "black or white"

>> No.2456839

>>2456822
>>All he needs is an ugly girlfriend in bad makeup and he'll be set.

But he already has Rin, so he just needs the bad makeup.

>> No.2456848

>>2453535
>monochrome colors
All colors are monochromatic. Don't use words you don't know.

>> No.2456856

>>2456821

Then who was Rin?

>> No.2456860
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2456860

>>2456822
I know just the girl.

>> No.2456867
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2456867

Owns a mansion in LA full of tacky decorations.

>> No.2456872

Archer looks like someone from a gay bar.
Lancer looks like an exhibitionist.
Caster looks like a fortune teller.
Berserker looks like a nigger.
Assassin looks like a cosplayer.
Saber looks like she got a pile of scrap metal fall down on her.
Rider is fine.

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