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The Chiruno. No melting or chewing allowed.

>"Borrow" the nearest cocktail. Walk away... fast.

And then you can give it back when you're dead!

I GET IT MARISA STOLE THE PRECIOUS THING RIGHT LOL I BET MARISA WORKED AT ENRON HUH PROFESSOR

I drink water, exclusively.

I've thought that "Gilgamesh" would make an awesome drink name, but could never think of anything inspiring of that level to use in it.

>>2455798

Nope, she worked for Anderson.

The Flandre Scarlet:

Put some ice into a pint glass and pour vodka, cranberry juice and apple juice into it all at the same time while blindfolded. It's okay to let it overflow, as long as you drink it in a few gulps.

Why would I drink a glass of seltzer with a cherry? Where's the booze?

>>2455799
I heard fish fuck in it

>>2455826

That's the joke.

Hong Meiling:
Collins glass with ice, vodka, gin, cranberry juice, garnished with a lime.

>>2455827
Well I certainly hope they do otherwise I wouldn't be drinking this shit.

>>2455798

She's also notorious for "borrowing" books and various other things from other Touhou characters, usually Patchouli since she lives in a goddamn library. That's the whole joke behind "Marisa Stole the Precious Thing," Alice's precious thing in that case is her heart.

Stop being such a jackass.

I wonder if there only to sell business mens, bouncer's, rich people, etc.

except for weeaboos!

>>2455808
It would have to involve goldschlager somehow.

A Goomba-ONI SMASH.

1 oz Spiced Rum
1 oz Malibu Rum
1/4 oz Apricot Brandy
2 oz Pineapple Juice
2 oz Orange Juice
A Touch of Grenadine

Mix, pour over ice and then garnish with a cherry or orange slice.

>>2456157
>She's also notorious for "borrowing" books and various other things from other Touhou characters

Which is called a Freeloader.

>>2455808

The Gilgamesh: Whatever drink you like the best, but at the end, you don't pay attention and spill it like an idiot.

>>2455808

Considering his heritage, something involving brown ale. Likely with hops crisps left.

So as I pray,
"Shaken, not stirred"

Three parts second flush Darjeeling, one part Assam, one part Keemun. Alcohol is for savages.

Yamaxanadu:

1/2 oz chopped melons
1 oz brown sugar syrup
1 oz fresh lime juice
2 oz white rum
1 oz grenadine

Mix with ice and shake through a strainer. Garnish with mint.
Foggy London Doll:

4 oz gin
1 oz licorice liqueur
Ice

Shake gin and liqeur with cracked ice. Strain into a red wine glass packed with shaved ice.

How about an Avenger?
It'd be a mix of Vodka, Wine, Beer, Whiskey, Rum, Sake, Tequila, Gin, Liqueur, Cognac ...

>>2456267

What would you suggest to honour the mountain queen?

Personally I'd base it on White Russian, but not sure where to go after that.

Parsee - Whisky, salt, green Tabasco, green tomatoes.

>>2456311

Oni's Tit:

2 oz white creme de cacao
2 oz cherry liqueur
2 oz half-and-half
Top with cherries


Pour ingredients into a glass in the given order Do it carefully so each layer floats on top of the previous one. Chill for 1/2 hour before serving.

the 'aya'- Zun's piss on the rocks

>>2456424

That works.

>>2456157
Funny thing this is in her bio.

>>2456561
the most alcoholic drink in this thread