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Hololive
Piko!
I love Haachama!
Listen to her new cover!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ3gmQzpvBM
Towa!
Artia!
My retarded rabbit wife
Your yubisHand them over
How much do you think they paid Cover for this?
Ahoy!
Tower...
PLEASE WATCH MY HUSBAND FLARE I LOVE HER VERY MUCHbeing real, she just broke 200k and that's fantastic she deserves it all and more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVOA2KeKDdc
>>24534041Post Haato!
>>24534041I feel like Towa would get along better with gen2 (Ayame, Shion, Aqua) than she would with the rest of gen4.
THE DREAM IS NOT OVER YEThttps://files.catbox.moe/v7x3kv.mp3
Cute dork.
>>24534045Why doesn't Meeko just rape Peko
I CANT STOP FAPPING TO THIS FAT CAT
This is peak てぇてぇ。You can't reach a level higher than this.
>>24534058Bibi...
>>24534060
>>24534055Kek, bottom right
>>24534051Abominable.
Ayame-sama... onegai... let me pee in your butt
>>24534045this makes me so sad. I wish all of the hololives could get along and be happy together. I know it's unrealistic but it would be nice.
>>24534056i wonder is they requested noel, or if clover just went to however was in the office
>>24534051Extremely cursed image.
>>24534070I fucking hate this bitch
>>24534053how can she be your wife when she's my wife?
https://twitter.com/Artia_Hololive/status/1278473678540271617Please help my retarded daughter
>>24534056I want Shion to play this
>>24534058mark my words, they're going to sell bibi with the birthday pack
>>24534069I want to pinch this cat's cheeks.
>>24534055Aki...
https://streamable.com/ihjs15
>>24534066I love Aqua so much.
>>24534061Ayame is too pure for Towa
>>24534081They'd be retarded if they were able to request someone and didn't request Shion.
>>24534096Tower said that bibi is just for her!
>>24534092Why are retards so cute?
>>24534092> Install GENTOOHentaib44166190 already helped her.
>>24534061>Towa getting along with fellow autists and people who never streamNot too sure about that.
protect Rushia
>>24534058OwO
>>24534056>tfw you thought ロリダクソ meant doing a DS RTA with a loli voice>instead for some weird reason they call this witch game ロリダクソ
>>24534089First come, first serve
I LOVE ANIME KATANA
>>24534069And that's a good thing!
I love this lesbian!
r8
>>24534132No cheeks, fake Okayu.
>>24534061towa and mel should swap, they both feel more at home in each other's gen
>>24534137Fuck off
>towaposters get the last post and OP
>>24534137Aki...
>>24534077
>>24534053https://files.catbox.moe/j85fit.mp4
>>24534126It's called loli souls in the west too because, shockingly, it's a souls-like where you play as a loli.
Can someone redpill me on japanese women, please?Why is it that the jp holos (including their roommates) seem so perfect, while the idea of other holos and vtubers (except maybe CN), and especially HoloEN, elicit revulsion, even though women are supposed to be the same everywhere? What makes the jp ones feel different?And don't tell me it's chastity or some bullshit; they are clearly sex freaks. Is it just the cultural divide and unfamiliarity?
>>24534137link me bitch
>>24534126are you fucking telling me that the nips are calling it loli dark souls too?
>>24534137Based Marinecoomer
>>24534137>matsuri >subaru
>>24534126https://twitter.com/l_kettle/status/1276329914036129793 Twitter meme
>>24534149> Is it just the cultural divide and unfamiliarity?Yes. Also> redpillFuck off to your containemnet board, be it /pol/ or /r9k/.
>>24534149because you fetishize women based on very little and controlled exposure to them, women are the same everywhere
>>24534137>Haato in C
>>24534149The chuubas are kind of imperfect though, but that adds to their appeal.
What's the lore behind Watame's crazy eyes?
>>24534137No.
>>24534149I think 75% of it is the high production value. Compare hololive to something like projectmelody. Her design makes me want to puke. The same goes for stuff like audio quality. The other 25% would be their cute voices and fun exotic personalities?
>>24534172Sheep and goats have pretty scary eyes bro
>>24534149It's you
Let's do holofes rewatch dudes!
>>24534160Marine Love
>>24534137I want /v/ to leave
>>24534166redpill is kind of a neutral, ubiquitous expression now
>>24534181Okay dude!
>>24534161i feel like I should say that all the ones in C I like to some degree, to the point where I was thinking of splitting it and adding SS and moving all the ones above up a tier so I could put some of them in B
>>24534189Where's the link dude?
約束!!!
>>24534181Sure. Where?
>>24534147Wish I could hear her real voice
Please follow the rules, /hlg/.
>>24534193I thought you had everything ready dooder?
>>24534197That is her real voice
>>24534147>open the link, knowing it probably has sound>get spooked by slightly loud audioI have autism, don't I?
>>24534185go to bed elon, stop trying to make redpill happen. It's not gonna happen.
I love Suisei
Rate my Marine doujin ideaIt's just 40 pages of loving Marine wife ending with consensual love making under the covers with the lights off for the purpose of procreation.
I dont really like Coco
>>24534184me tooI haven't been to /v/ this whole fucking year and I've been here for 4 months, first time I've been called /v/>>24534170I like the ones I put in C, I like all holos that are C or above. however the chama is not really for me
>>24534181But our son is streaming
>>24534205Nah you are just flighty, it's a natural reaction
>>24534207I want to hold hands with Suisei!
>>24534056I don't watch Noel but I'm tempted to get up early for this
If only fubuki was cool beauty and not a cute and forgettable girl.
>>24534181https://files.catbox.moe/he1co6.webmHere, the only performance that mattered.
>>24534199Korone's 3d model is so cute. I normally hate cg shit, but hololive does it so well. I want to pet the dog.
>>24534137
>>24534208Senchou would probably hate it but I love it.
>>24534203I refuse to believe that her real voice is as nasally as what she usually sounds likeThen again she sniffs a lot
>>24534181HUGE BROTHER
>>24534218Shirokami...
>>24534137room temp iq eop drooling retard whose smooth and small brain only has shitty internet memes inside it
>>24534104Go ahead, call Ayamebro lonely, a simp, or horny. These are HIS FUCKING FEELINGS. He wants to have the roughest and hottest sex with Ayame. Seriously. Her lack of streams, her indifferent face, and her used body drive him to horny madness. Every inch of her would be massaged and licked. When he wants to finish and climax with all of his love, he would do it on her boyfriend, her sugar daddies, cellphone, and roll her over on her ass to blow the last of his load on the giant wallet she has hanging around her neck. He wants to cuddle with her boyfriend when he is done busting, and ask him how his day was, feeling each other's warmth on their naked, vulnerable bodies. He'd tell him how good it was and she'd confide that he'll need to pay extra for having both her and her boyfriend over, while telling him how much she loves her boyfriend. He would tell her he loves her, and she would give him a loving kick in the balls. Then she would get dressed and spend the day with her boyfriend watching the Sopranos, still cuddling and even eating her favorite foods. Ayamebro wants Ayame to be his girlfriend, his lover, his wife, and his life. He loves her and wants her to be his. Is this a copy-pasta? No. He typed out every word to proclaim how he feels. Every time you ask who she is, look back on this: SHE IS AYAMEBRO'S AND AYAME'S BOYFRIEND's WIFE. He loves Ayame, and these are HIS original thoughts and feelings.
>>24534218The White Blizzard Fox...
>>24534149you only see the perfect image they're showing you
pity sex with pekora!
>>24534222Most CG you see is cheap shit, it seems like real love and care goes into hololive 3D.
Reminder that Ayame is pure and you should not listen to false narratives.
I’ve read before that Iofi had an incident before, what happened?
http://poal.me/guq2lh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3KWTYJSX-Qto the newfag eops that dont believe marine had a lesbian phase. shes talked about this some number of times.
>>24534225Handsome Subaru!
>>24534248She doxed herself day 1 at hololiveID
>>24534149East > west
>>24534045フライ・ミ・テュ・ゼ・ムーン草
>>24534137extremely forgettable taste
>>24534247See>>24534235
>>24534251Don't start this again, you're gonna attract the antihomostarfag
>>24534123>implying you hit her before she chain you on a electric chair
>>24534252Isn't that holster facing the wrong direction?
>>24534218Just pretend that Kawakaze is the actual Fubuki.
>>24534247>Says she's pure>Immediately says not to believe false narrativesAyamebro...
>>24534227This must be her realest voice, and then she takes nasal spray to clear up her sniffing when she has to go outside.
Mommy Melhttps://streamable.com/kfqm5lPPAPhttps://streamable.com/i84185Holy Nighthttps://streamable.com/lhxypn
Is it wrong that the thing I find most insulting about haato's cooking is the olive oil?
>>24534266She's just a high schooler and not a /k/ommando like Risu, anon
Hey guys, wanna hear a joke?Ayame’s virginity
>>24534213So it's dead hours I see.
>>24534273Me on the left
https://files.catbox.moe/02v969.jpg
>>24534222she has one of the best translations from 2d to 3dsome of the other 3d models look like completely different characters than the 2d models
>>24534278AYAME IS PURE
Mel loves and supports you! Love and Support Mel!
>>24534270she gets embarrassed doing ASMR. you can't get any more pure than that.
>>24534278BASED Pekofag
>>24534274arent olive oil and cooking oil basically the same thing?
late okayu~n
>>24534256How? I don't want the image, I just want to know how she did it
>>24534250So reactionfag is proven wrong.
>>24534278Ayamebros.. we got too cocky...
>>24534276Hah yeah you are probably right Risu
>>24534278But this isn't even falseflagging, it's just stating a fact
>>24534283That's a good point. I like Subaru's model a lot, too. But like you said, Coco's model is very different from her avatar. I like them both aesthetically though.
>>24534278Prove that she isn't a virgin
The curse of Tenshi's 2D chest...
>>24534293> cropping Okayu's cheeks
>>24534305Canata...
>>24534282
>>24534273>imitating the windows notification soundIt was a fun stream.
>>24534294She used the same username she used for all her roommate’s accounts for a game she was playing with Moona if I remember correctly
>>24534282this makes no sensewhy would marine want precious man seed to spill anywhere but inside her W O M B?
I want my head to be wrapped around _____'s soft thighs
>>24534149you just project your fantasies onto them easier because you don't understand the language and haven't interacted with japanese women your whole life. you know western women are just women, but the combination of 2d avatar+exotic foreign girl you don't understand allows your fantasies to run wild.there is a quality about women who like 2d culture that makes them superior though.
I like Miko's face in this picture
>>24534291Cooking oil is a generic term. It could be sunflower, canola, vegetable, peanut, etc. Olive oil is just one of those specific types. Lately, people have been moving away from olive oil, since it has a low smoke point, and will impart a bad taste onto anything if you cook above 350 (F) or so. The best neutral oil is sunflower, imo, but it really depends on what you're making.
>>24534248Moona leaked the username she uses on other accts
>>24534304Yeah bro, let me just fly to Tokyo real quick and pay her ¥25,000 fee just to snap a picture of her pussy and her completely filled with pee anus
>>24534317Kaoru
>>24534317Towa!
>>24534291no
>>24534056>an actual topical, good game with real gameplay.>played by NOELthis is not the hololive I know.
>>24534197She drops it from time to time when she really starts laughing.
>>24534273I'M GOING TO MAKE MEL A MOMMYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>24534317Kira
>>24534310>needing to wipe her sweat with only thatSenchou...
>>24534310Her arms remind me too much of those inflatable wavy guys that go apeshit.
>>24534304I was the one who took it.
>>24534317>head wrapped around thighs>not thighs wrapped around headBro, I don't think you mean what your sentence says.
>>24534245Am i retarded or does that say Osama on her forehead?
>>24534332Manager-san...
>>24534317
>>24534332Manager-san, we talked about this, the restraining order isn't going away anytime soon
>>24534320Their faces tell so much about the upcoming events...
>>24534338fuck you i'm laughing like a retard here
>>24534320she's living the dreamI wish i was miko instead of a simple pekobro nousagi
>forced to play shittendo's games for 10 hoursWe got lucky at the end, imagine if our girls had to do that shit
>>24534338English is hard.
>>24534310I love these seiso idolshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyAaOWF4okQ
>>24534345So this is the power of a gen-1 idol...
>>24534338Maybe he’s a snake
>>24534345Towa traded Sio for this
>>24534338If he wants to use a steam roller to flatten his head into a pancake so he can wrap it around someones thighs thats his prerogative.
>>24534056The loli Alice girl from Nijisanji also played it recently.
>>24534273cute BANpaia
>>24534225"full of regret" YAGOO is the worst narrative/meme ever
>>24534338Sorry I had a haachama moment
>>24534359Sio never stood a chance.
>>24534056This game looks super cute.
>>24534269Holy shit shes finally getting a skin?
>>24534345How do I get hired as a Hololive cameraman?
Long Live the Jump King
>>24534338don't doubt luffy-san over here
Is haachama actually retarded or is she just an alcoholic
>>24534359I think we all would do the same
>>24534355floor womb!
Swear your fealty to our princess
>>24534374In Australia the 2nd is assumed by default
>>24534369Have a vagina.
>>24534374How many times do I have to fucking tell you: she's PRETENDING
>>24534381*cums on the princess* hehe
>>24534338
>>24534371Poor Roberu...
>>24534318I do understand the language, but I agree that interacting with the culture throughout one's whole life is a different story. >exotic foreign girl you don't understand allows your fantasies to run wild.I don't agree with this because I don't feel the same way about SEA girls or any other "exotic" women. Only JP and to some extent CN. You don't think it has anything to do with their cultural perception of what their role/identity as women should be?
>>24534388>not knowing the difference between words and lettersretardchama...
>>24534385>I was merely pretending to be retarded!haachama...
>>24534374It's 5D Mahjong.
>>24534388Can Japanese do this?
HI HOW ARE YOU?
>>24534380Imagine pushing Marine over and watching her struggle to get back up because of her low agility
>>24534388Did a seanigger write this it's all wrong
>>24534273have some KAPU KAPU my fellow BAN PIE brohttps://files.catbox.moe/pt24jx.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/5643po.mp4
>>24534406Hey guys, looking for Towa?
>>24534390That's ok. He's the current zatsudan king (unofficial).
Why is a bar open in the morning?
>>24534405If you can't read it you might actually be retarded.
>>24534402いや、無理っす
>>24534402this happens for things besides language. it would happen in any language as long as youre proficient enough in it
Very important message for (you)https://youtu.be/p2Rhmw4RVz8
>>24534417It's for functional alcoholics.
>>24534417I need my morning dosage of Roberu or I don't function.
>>24534422I want a cute fubuki wife so bad
>>24534422>degenerates actually get off on thisDisgusting
>>24534403ARE YOU CALLING UP MY PHONE?
>>24534412>cummin'>oishi>*slurp*>gokuriwhat did she mean by THIS?!
>>24534310Marine 3D need a serious update...
WATCH CIVIASHE FUCKING MADE A GUIDE TO TEACH YOU HOWWATCH CIVIA
Fuck I'm getting triggered https://files.catbox.moe/1jv5vj.webm
Where my fellow subabros at?
>>24534422whyboner
>>24534436BABY TELL ME WHAT IS WRONG
>>24534417hair of the dog
>>24534422>roberu wakes up to this every morningI'm jealous.
>>24534447Here. I'm sleeping until Subaru starts streaming or joins a collab.
>>24534422I don't remember the enchilada doing those whore ear rapes
>>24534440Listening to Chinese gives me ear cancer so no thanks
I've lived long enough to realize Mikofags are the only good posters here.
You guys will buy Marine's lewd voice packhttps://worldofwarships.com/en/news/sales-and-events/hololive-commanders/
>>24534435I do. just not FBK she has no sexual appeal at all
>>24534459t. mikofag
>>24534459Now thats a falseflag if I've ever read one
I want Luna to become my sister whom I secretly have feelings for
>>24534459I've lived long enough to realize that all of you are equally retarded.
>>24534440maybe if she had a personality
>>24534412>>24534273Wonder if mel ever visited transylvania
>>24534422Oh I'm really enjoying thi- >nihaoand, ruined
>>24534440I'm not a EOP, so I have no idea how people can watch someone without understanding a single thing they say, honestly.
>Choco will never make you an Okosama with your face in it...Why bother living?
>>24534447Subaru is my favorite. I love her voice so much. She's so bright and colorful too. She's a wonderful dork.
>>24534451DON'T YOU EVER LET ME GO
>>24534388False, only applies to paragraphs that are mainly comprised of words that are 4-6 letters long. As soon as you reach the territory of 7 letters or more, you slow down immensely and get confused.
>>24534459we need a new Mikoboat.
Remember when Mel tried to teach pekora how to asmr, but then pekora never made an asmr stream?
>>24534475we imagine
>>24534440I would if chinese didn't sound like "CHING CHING SHOU CHIN CHOU CHING SHIN SHO SHIN SHO SHUIN CHO"
>>24534485pekora isn't a degenerate unlike 90% of the other holos
>>24534417I'm pretty sure Roberu's character description says his streams in universe are meant to be before the bar opens
>>24534485The last thing I'd want to hear is pekora's screeches close to my ears
>>24534487She do not believe in worker's rights
>>24534317FLARE!!, but her tights aren't soft they're toned and comfy
>>24534485someone post that Pekora asmr clip
>>24534485It's getting there anon.she's starting to do utawakus more frequentlyits only a matter of time
>>24534440Sorry, I'm not into asians
>>24534494Good joke.
>>24534328They want the menhera experience
>>24534359Such a shame aki is great but towa and sio had something really sweet going on
>>24534485Pekora would unironically do amazing ASMR, her whisper voice is so soft and gentleIt's not fair bros
>>24534440she's not streaming though or i would
>>24534443https://files.catbox.moe/lxb7hu.webm
>>24534513buy the rainy day pack
>>24534492Korean is worse. Chinese actually sounds okay when you get used to it.
>>24534197you didn't listen to the gen 3 drunk stream?>>24534056considering its an indie that original on itch.io, nothing>>24534081I'd imagine they generated enough Steam keys that anyone who was interested could play it but Noel was the first to bite
>>24534506prove me wrong
>>24534502https://files.catbox.moe/03szqn.wavalso seehttps://files.catbox.moe/j85fit.mp4
>>24534494>this is what newfags actually believe
I feel like something's missing from my life.
so Watame 3D on the 12th, Luna on the 19th and Towa on the 26th?
>>24534492Getting into Three Kingdoms dramas is what trained me to tolerate the sound.Mandarin goes well with aggressive warlords and scheming strategists.
>>24534513pekora's voice is so grating though but maybe my opinion is biased because she sounds like my aunt
>>24534369be A-chan
>>24534534I want 5th gen
Pekora won't do asmr because of her JAV past. She's above that kind of thing now. She was still tricked into playing ringfit though.
>>24534398i wasn't saying it's the same thing, just that it's similar where your brain just puts things in the right place
>>24534536pekobros!?
>>24534374i think she just came out of school so she might be retarded or a great actress
>>24534315Shions Oji-sans filled the WOMB earlier
>>24534371Wait he finished it? I went to sleep 20 minutes in.
>>24534492It sounds so guttural it's just straight up nauseating.But it's still not as bad as Vietnamese and Thai.
>>24534529The smell of haatos feet.
>>24534534yes
>>24534535I learned some useful phrases from 3K.HAO is what you say when you're pleased.TSUNMI is what you say when you acknowledge an order.CHUUUGUUUUU is what you repeatedly scream when your lord gives you undeserved punishment.
Where'd the ASMR = porn meme come from? inb4 timeloop
>>24534500>they're toned and comfyEven better.
>>24534218Fubuki's new costume makes her look like a cool beauty!
>>24534556newfriends that don't even know about beyblade asmr...
pekobros, give me more reaction images to spam /biz/ with. also buy chainlink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU8FMh-Gcfk>tfw Rushia look like she broke for a good moment there >luckily gets revived by Japanese who know English >Rushia then thanks the 白騎士Rushia sure has been having it rough lately...
>>24534529Are you me?
>>24534320Haato's gigantic tits
my angel
>>24534218But her voice is too cute to be a cute beauty. Kurokami on the other hand...
>>24534529This image perfectly encapsulates how I feel right now. Thank you anon. Lets continue to enjoy Hololive even if it's all building up into a big ball of regret.
>>24534402
>>24534561Her smile hide the pain of Korean subs...
I just want a Haato gf...
>>24534556EOP's
>>24534579>voice is too cute to be cuteanonchamma?
>>24534556My bias comes from Youtube itself when they started recommending ASMR roleplay with thots and their titties out in the thumbnails. I've just stayed away from it since then.
>>24534529I regret everything.
>>24534564
>>24534556>>24534591Same. First time I saw the word ASMR it was attached to imouto ear-licking that ended up in fellatio and sex. It was fucking good.
>>24534590cool*
>>24534588I have to wonder if you guys even know what EOP means anymore. Seems like everyone just uses it as a nomenclature for anyone who knows English.
>>24534548yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F0H6OBlZGM
Are still videos up that reference hitomi chris? For example, when a hololive debuts, other hololives will mention them in their own livestreams. Like "oh I'm getting a kouhai soon", that kind of thing.
>>24534587>literal retard>shit at cooking>footfag>stinky NEETbut why?
>>24534222Little details makes the difference>>24534283Korone has the best everything
>>24534593Let me guess, you picked scissors?
>>24534606Your acting as if any of those things are negatives
>>24534593https://a.pomf.cat/iiculf.mp3
>>24534529I get this feeling the most during dead hours when there are no streams. It feels isolating.
Bros, which holo should I commission to kurohardt?
>>24534591blame japan too. they call stuff like ear licking and other lewd stuff ASMR when it doesn't actually give you the ASMR sensation. it just makes your dick hard.
>>24534606>has a job>goes to schoolHow the fuck is she a NEET?
>>24534610Maybe it was worse, He didn't flex against THE Mukiroze
>>24534603Roberu...
>>24534605when did Chris debut in the Gen 1 timeline?
>>24534622asmr and getting hard goes hand in hand
>>24534606Literally perfect
>>24534619that perfect loop
>>24534598Source or didn't happen.
>>24534623None of the holos are NEETs, people get NEETs and hikkis confused all the time.
>>24534638It's been deleted since. It was like 5 years ago.
https://youtu.be/79xf-3Mj_Sw
What the fuck? Aqua is tiny. How am I expected to look up to her when she only reaches up to my waist?
>>24534606>girls are cutest when they're almost retarded>bully material>yes>false
lolu lolu
>>24534644I M A G I N E
>>24534639But she's not even a hikki, she goes out all the time.
I've watched today's Marine stream where she was able to get 24k viewers just by drawing art. I'm pretty stunned that she was able to amass such an audience while she was constantly audibly clearing her throat. Makes you think if DSP was born a girl he'd have his life set on easy mode and would have a bigger success.
>>24534564Didn't find any Pekos in the threads with "chainlink" in the OP.But I've found possibly the hottest SFW picture I've ever seen
>>24534556It's always been a weird thing, but the porn thing started when all the girls and literal camwhores started doing it for easy cuckbux
>>24534564>chainlinknot being a stock market BULL
>>24534447Here but I'm off to bed soon. Can't wait for the stream later today.
>>24534644You get down on your knees like a dog
>>24534644I really want to see how Coco's 3D model compares to the others in terms of height but I doubt we'll see another Coco 3D stream until after all of 4th gen gets their 3D debuts.
>>24534650https://streamable.com/bii59vlumao lumao
>>24534058Shit, I was just thinking of making my own. Should've moved faster
>>24534439To think she just got it and she's already ruined it.
>>24534650loomaohttps://streamable.com/eztdw2
>>24534654The thing is that marine is a great entertainer with an good personality, whose worst parts make for a good jokes Also seeing someone drawing is fun, and it's something that you wouldn't associate with a YouTube so it has an extra catch
>>24534664aki so cute
>>24534058YAGOOOOO
https://files.catbox.moe/q56rh6.mp4
>>24534581Wow I can actually read this
>>24534529I used to feel that way but now I found reasons to try my best again because of my oshi. Having a goal in life, a personal one, however small it is, feels so good. If only I had more time to dedicate myself to it.
i wish i still hated haachama... i cant fucking stop listening to RED HEART now, any idea if the full version is going to be early or late this month?
>>24534603>that deep voice during supacha readingI expected it but still gets me everytime.
>>24534642What a shame.
The face of hololive...
>>24534685Kanataposting is always a joy to read.
>>24534694It was on her to change the thumbnail to a new holo but she literally can't be assed to do it
>>24534677I admire her personality. She seems like she can go on 24/7 talking about mundane things.
>>24534568Why are "people" spamming dicks in Rushia's chat?
Wasn't Towa supposed to be doing a stream right now or am I'm on drugs?
Post clips of holos giving advice or being encouraging. This one Towa clip made me feel better about my disaster of a life.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhzoOIQKuug
>>24534687I liked it the first time I heard it and I don't even particularly love Haachama, I thought it's a fun song that fits her well.
WADUU
>>24534654In the first place DSP is a beast you shouldn't compare anyone to.Marine is hilarious and has life experience. And you're underestimating the popularity of art streams.
>>24534707Lately there's just been bots who raid the popular Holos.
>>24534680
>>24534694what a waste
I found something extraordinarily autistic on Pixiv so I'm going to post it.1/11
>>24534678Look at her go!
>>24534717I can't believe nijifags would stoop this low...
>>24534710Towa made me feel better too, but I still kind of feel like >>24534529 to be honest.
>>24534710I miss Watame's encouragement after each Watame no uta...
https://streamable.com/p0dqac
>>24534447I hope she liked her birthday present yesterday
>>24534722Nursing handjobs with danchou!
>>245347222/11
>that fucking EOP reaction video to 3d coco is in my recommended nowfuck you shillposter
>>24534713More like DUDUU, fucking rat.
>>24534654Art streams are basically zatsudans and that's Marine's forte (which is why she's such a EOP filter). Also helps she's an excellent artist, so it's nice to watch somebody skilled work at their craft.
>>24534678
>>245347353/11
>>24534739post link
Twapi...
>>245347484/11
>>24534709ARK later.
>>245347565/11
Look who's in the /hlg/craft server
Post suggestions on how to eradicate the flips menace.
wanna see something cursed?
>>24534763
>>245347636/11
>>24534763Noel was reduced to her only redeeming feature both her and her roommate have
>>24534767no sir i don't like it
>>24534063this artist and his drawing hueg feet
>>245347717/11>>24534775Based
>>24534777I can hear this image.
>>24534777Watame vtuber chip gacha stream when?
>>24534766AGENT ORANGE 2.0
>>24534440so did Artiaand I still refuse to watch Bilibili
>>24534758I must've dreamed she was doing a 2nd stream. At least Ark will start right when I get home from work.
>>24534765i dont like going to the watame farm now
>>24534767Delete this
>>24534775Fuck off
>>245347798/11
>>24534779ENOUGH
>>24534786Artia is shit.
>>24534063This song was really too cute. Didn't expect to enjoy PekoMiko when it was supposed to be a Marine focused album.
>>24534777Cute and hungry sheep
>>24534767that's an improvement for okayu
>>24534796I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL NANO DESU9/11
>>24534790yeah I'll reduce her volume.
>>24534729
>>24534729towa...
Does anyone watch Roberu?
>>24534440Maybe if we had a CN -> EN translator. Civia seems cute and caring. I also want to watch Rosalyn since when she appeared on that Mio collab, her voice was really nice.
>>2453480910/11
>>24534808nah it aint that, its just there being 500 sheep there, should turn down the HAACHAMACHAMA though my blain blakes when going past 10 of them
>>24534815I like posting about watching Roberu
>>24534753Towa.
>>24534815No
Sucks that nu-Doom has no co-op, would make for a great Korone x Miko collab.
>>24534320I need to watch Miko's 350k subscriber totsumachi for their interaction. Don't really care for Miko outside of PekoMiko.
>>24534777Please do not feed the wildlife https://files.catbox.moe/d1e708.mp4
>>24534821DUN DUN DUN11/11ZA ENDO
>>24534815Me, when i can
>>24534767
>>24534680Now in Webm form
>>24534815yes
>>24534723https://files.catbox.moe/blncza.webmlook at aki gooooo!
>>24534813Towa gets what she fucking deserves.
>>24534767>>24534839stop it this is beyond cursed
>>24534835th-thanks
I thought I was the only one who watched Roberu
>>24534833Anon...
>>24534818Well, the problem is that HololiveCN doesn't upload vods, all their clips are hardsubbed, and really no one can be fucking bothered to record the clip while the stream is happening.
>>24534833Nice falseflag, you might actually dupe a few retards.
>>24534847An STI?
>>24534823Till then, you can turn down the volume of friendly creatures in the settings.
>>24534834FUCKSHE IS SO FUCKING CUTE FUCK
>>24534729>>24534813speaking of which, have Towa and Miko ever interacted?
>>24534058pretty cute
>>24534852Nope
>>24534710https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmn8S7qWPMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWuY1aamtxII keep on trying to push myself to be productive as hell instead of taking breaks from time to time and end up having a catastrophic mental break down frequently so these really resonated with me.
>>24534844
>>24534847towa... just apologize...
>>24534833Miko hit 350k subs? Damn. I know Rushia did recently too but that's crazy. I thought the Big 3 of Gen 3 were way above Miko.
>>24534767>>24534839YAMERO
>>24534852How new?
>>24534865They were apart of that one collab at the beginning of April about asking the girls questions. I don't think they've ever had a 1 on 1 collab before though.
>>24534093I don't understand the context of this but god bless a-chan artists
>>24534834>>24534777Can someone post the sad towa one please
>>24534850Douitashimention it.
I can't understand miko because of her short tongue. What was yagoo thinking, hiring someone like her?
>>24534650
>>24534766convince Duterte to ban holos there
>>24534884https://streamable.com/x05kbf
>>24534886She's cute so it's okay.
>>24534869God Suisei's old model was weird looking.
>>24534894>>24534895>same secondbased
>>24534886He did it to filter you.
>>24534894Based Family-mind
>>24534894>>24534895Towa...
>>24534894>>24534895Family.
>>24534886That's a good thing, To truly understand her you have to have a high IQ.
>>24534894>>24534895why is Towa sad...?
>>24534892That would probably backfire and they would just overthrow Duterte the same way they overthrew Marcos back in the 80s when he cancelled Voltes V.
>>24534899I think her old model seems more like her though, it totally looks like that kind of girl that would shoot your brains out of your skull and laugh after.
>>24534815YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>24534680sugoi!
>>24534886Imagine the kissing and blowjobs
>>24534894>>24534895This is Towa's neutral face right? It somehow can turn from happy to neutral like this when she's doing stuff.
>>24534886EOP here, I feel like I can actually understand her through retard unity
>>24534729Wow
>>24534815He's the only one that has made me lose sleep, so I wouldn't miss their streams(24h zatsudan).
>>24534894>>24534895This reminds me of the time when youtube streams fucked up during overwatch and she thought she was streaming to nobody, heartbreaking.>minna...
>>24534914Because she's not with you.
>>24534936
>>24534934>tfw Towa was basically the only person able to stream at that time
Post things that will make me fall in love with Fubuki
>>24534815i always catch him when i can i like his bgm toohttps://streamable.com/zajnoo
>>24534886She's the protagonist of Hololive
>>24534886Not even the holos can fully andastd Miko.
>>24534882Artist commentary:"A-chan said that she wanna see an illustration of herself in a swimsuit, right?"
>>24534936You're right...
>>24534944>tfw Towa was literally the top streamer that time
>>24534771KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>24534894>>24534895This is real art
>>24534944>that elation when everyone came backIt was cute.
>>24534886Why does Miko not have a 2D model anyways
>>24534946how can one son be so based
https://files.catbox.moe/eswg8f.webm
>>24534422>r-remember scatoman? *wind* bee-bop-bop? *silence*...h-hai...d-daijobu...
>>24534964Same reason as Sora
>>24534834>ywn love chips as much as this sheep
>>24534934https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWaLEZTJvN8Towa was lucky a kenzoku was playing with her or she likely would have panicked even more.
>>24534969Why did you draw a dick coming out from her hair?
>>24534973Fubuki don't be sad...
time for a homopoalhttp://poal.me/4ms4jahttp://poal.me/4ms4jahttp://poal.me/4ms4ja
>>24534894i kind of want to watch her now
>>24534886Listen to her with your heart
>>24534969why did /v/ abandon korone for pekora?
>>24534865only this collab and other ARK interactions but they have never met beforehttps://youtu.be/R4No1ai0yzQ
>>24534951bless this artist
>>24534969EOP didn't see that japanese comments were telling her to go to sleep too
>>24534973>yoisho....
>>24534644A bit late but>I M A G I N E>M>A>G>I>N>E
>>24534995flavor of the month. Pekora will get dropped soon too and eventually they'll have worked their way through all of hololive/
>>24534990That's a good first stephttps://files.catbox.moe/wi0gg1.webm
>>24534973Don't worry fubuki, your figure will sell like hot cakes, you will recive enough money as coco makes in a day and there will be a lot of tributes in your timeline.
https://streamable.com/33yqj4 What did Risu mean by this
>>24534056You know this'll be the "everyone plays it this week" game. Think I heard Flare or Miko bring it up today.Was considering getting it myself but I've spent enough on Senran Kagura games lately so...
>>24534063DON'T LOSE HOPE
>>24534982Cute devil.
>>24534973go back to fucking with roberu
>>24535017She's threatening us bros...
>>24534041The worst threads are Towa threads.If only we could just get a vtuber board for Towa containment threads.
>>24534886>what was YAGOO thinkingshe asked the same thing, he's a visionary
>>24535007??? and? how would that change the meaning of the meme retard
>>24534834https://files.catbox.moe/ekl947.mp4
Pekobros....I'm so happy.....
>>24535035a thread only for Towa...!
Is this the most salacious conversation the holos have ever had outside of a nijisanji collab?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1OJIrTD8MM
>>24535039>he's a visionaryTruly a genius YAGOO. tensai tensai yuuuuugi boy
>>24535017>watch it hlg
>>24534973That’s what happens when you tell people to beat up pineapples.
>>24535042Lucky Pekobro...
>>24535017That’s actually scary
>>24535017RISU PLEASE I DIDN'T MEAN IT IT WAS JUST SHITPOSTING RISU PLEASE I BEG YOUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>24535041Absolute mad lass.
>>24535017She's playing us like a fiddle. The Risu/Thread rate has gone up like 2000% recently.
>>24535017LOL
I have comited Towar crimes
>>24535017I want sadistic risu to step on me
>>24535017im sorry risu it was all a joke
>>24535059>>24535017It's the accent>BE CAIFUL
>>24535042indirect touch
>>24535042Sorry to burst your dreams, anon, but you were liked by her social media manager who happens to be an overweight middle aged japanese man with bad personal hygiene.
Risu please spank my nuts.
>>24535017Why am I aroused
>>24535047OH!
>>24535045Pekora losing her shit the entire time gets me.
>>24535017Brayan...
>>24535017She simply confirmed that she lurks this thread.
>>24534475>he can't form an empathic bond with his chuuba that is beyond language, time, and space
>>24535017Shut up, tree rat.
>>24535017Damn...
https://twitter.com/i/status/1278360882670526464 goddammit how do i save gifs on twitter?
>>24535017risu you disgusting treerat
>>24535017>be carefulKowai.
>>24535093Personally I use http://twittervideodownloader.com/
>>24535017do not open
>>24535017She’s literally in these threads I kept telling people this
>>24535089>>24535094I can notice you from far awayBe careful...
>>24535093youtube-dl newfagchama
>>24535069It's only a towar crime if you lose.
>>24535017Anons told you faggots, the squirrel is smart. She baited every single one of you, specially the seanigger who made that video.And she is going to continue, she is going to keep on fishing for (you)s in the hopes another seanigger makes another video.
>>24535102Risuchaama...
>>24535045I'm still having trouble processing that it's Rushia saying all that shit at the beginning. That's a big disconnect. She really is an excellent VA.
So Risu, since you actually read this thread...COVER FUCKING WHEN YOU DUMB TREE RAT
>>24535102>can't use the spoiler buttonThis poster is definitely Risu.
>>24535045>>24535114I want Rushifer to hold me like a little princess and whisper in my ear
>>24535093I prefer download it with >>24535101and converting then to webm
>>24535107i am way too lazy to deal with all that CMD shit
You do realize there are other places that discuss hololive, right? Risu wasn't referring to you, /hlg/. Get off your high horse
>>24535106
>>24535093https://files.catbox.moe/duvc7d.mp4Even though twitter says it's a gif, it's actually an mp4, I'm too lazy to convert to webm
>>24535127Risu please.
>>24535132>>24535123>>24535101thanks
>>24534581
>>24535017I’m so worried, what if that guy kept making videos? He’s in indo too, right? Is risu part of a gang? Could she know where he lived?
>>24535106RISU DON'T DO IT
Reminder that HoloID and HoloCN have no place on /jp/
>>24535093>>24535123bored, so I did it
>>24535102why are tree rats like this...
>>24535069I'm fine with giving asylum to kenzoku/35p/THE KANATA without even inquiring about what they did.
MEEEEEEEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6TVPor2vMA
>>24535150Are you CANATAn
>>24534728it hurts sheep bros ;_;
>>24534137>Sora D tierkill yourself>>24534364HAHA AKB HAHA!
>>24535156https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CGXpM3ZFRY&tWATAME!
>>24535126All you need to do is to type youtube-dl and paste the URL, it's way fucking shorter than what you posted here.
>>24535141I think Risu knew his dox especially since he’s in ID and she could’ve done something bad to him
>>24534328she like dark souls games
>>24535143This thread isn't really /jp/ thoughThis is crossboarder central
>>24535150THE KANATA is still the best membership name of them all, I can't believe the vocal anons here were rallying against it. Although maybe that was because Coco also liked it
>>24534137holy fricking based
>>24535042https://files.catbox.moe/klgtud.webm
>>24535156Fuck you anon now I'll get depressed again because I'll never have a cute gf
>>24535166To be fair, anon might be a retard and can't even get the tools together properly.
>>24535169Haha yeah I bet she broke into his house and sat really hard on his face
>>24535141Anon, that guy is a fucking shitposter, in the last video he uploaded, there was a risululu edit at the end
>>24535017I can't believe Risu is one of these SEA monkeys who shitpost here all along
Hololive animu. Yes or no?
>>24535192Maybe I should make a video too.
https://files.catbox.moe/wnjq7z.webm
>>24535142>get down Ms. Moona!
>>24535198It's called girlish number
send me some Choco ASMRs
>>24535206I love these dorks.
>>24535198It's called Azumanga Daioh.
>>24535198that old vtuber anime was shit enough so no
>>24535198It's called Outlaw Star.
>>24535126Imagine being this retarded.
>>24534459I would probably have to agree with you. They make the most OC by far.
>>24535215 https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
>>24535214more like garish number>>24535218more like azumongrel daioh
>>24535198no because they all already dropped their characters except for like 2 people so it would feel like a chinese rip-off
>>24535230more like Outlaw Jar
Feel like I've seen way less narrative posting lately.
>>24535218holy shit Aqua is Osaka
>>24535236https://files.catbox.moe/avbxq5.webm
>>24535206aaaaa-AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa
>>24535017Risu, let me fluff your tail. Your armpits, your tits and your thighs too.
>>24535198yes and at the end of every chapter there's a message that said that it was based on true events
ANON, ARE YOU DOING YOUR REPS?
>>24535215https://www.geekjack.net/yuzuki_choco
>>24535233>best OC>haha mikoboat go DINGDINGDING
>>24535245>OsakaThat would either be Korone or LunaSubaru is Kagura though, that one's easy.
>>24535260I'm tired though
>>24535253I'm not gonna let dirty otaku like you near me
so, is kira using a voice changer?
>>24535263And yet it's still not old, I still sing along and bop my head every damn time I hear it.
>>24535260NO
>>24535263better than anything made of your holo unless it's korone or maybe coco
>>24535260No I'm working.
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1278522020188131328Korosan...
>>24535263
>>24535198hololive is already an anime nigga. the anime skits they do are actually kind of cringey.
>>24535206My girls!
>>24535260No
>>24535263>"N-noooooo! You can't just post the same webm over and over again!">"Haha mikoboat go DINGDINGDING"
>>24535260Yes I am about to start my wrist reps
>>24535280What did she mean by this
>>24535260PEH>>24535273KOH
>>24535260
>>24535260>doing reps instead of just immersingListen to holos for 16 hours is better gains.
Please subscribe to the duck! She's so close to 300k and it would make her really happy to reach it on her birthday!
Is no one alarmed that Haachama literally made a cover of a song about semen?
>>24535017Put your trip on risu so I can filter you
I will marry Coco!
get in here chocobros!https://youtu.be/u6z7QXGLv8Y
>>24535288>>24535272i do still love mikoboat but im bored as shit and wanted free (You)s
>>24535301At this point no.
>>24534320Her model can make some really gentle expressions that I like. Sometimes she gets bashful and shuffles around and it's really cute.
>>24535282I haven't cringed a single time watching them and I cringe easily.I honestly think they're very well written absurdist pieces with pretty good voice acting at that.
>>24535310Based Chocosaurus saving us from dead hours
>>24535300PATO
Please watch ChocoIs she unshadowbanned btw? Todays videos were popping up all over my youtube
>>24534722>I found something extraordinarily autistic so I'm going to post it.of course
>>24535301Im proud of my little shitposter
>>24535316>with pretty good voice acting at that.At least try with your baits
What's the website that shows superchat numbers per video?
>>24535320no, she is okfor now
Where's the asacoco subtitle!? Coco you lazy fuck!!!
>meru does talk stream>says she cannot stop due to how happy she is>its almost 2 hours already? didn't even notice>please remember me when you go to sleep... think about me...>spends rest of day retweeting and liking fan stuff>does ANOTHER talk stream at super-late-night because she cannot sleep which consists of nothing but cute noises.MERUHERA IS CUTEEEEEEEE
>>24535303Why?
>>24535296https://files.catbox.moe/pimqh7.webm
>>24535328it wasn't a bait
>>24535320I watch choco's ark streams way more than I originally intended to. They're extremely comfy
>>24535320Where did you get this picture of my dinowife?
>>24535280Cute
>>24535300>caring about the happiness of otherslol
FBK scale is out. Who's buying?
>>24535301That's just the title of the original song she kept like that right, the lyrics she made were fine right? Or did I get filtered and miss something else
>>24535273SƎ⅄
>>24535320im obsessed bros....
Bros I...
>>24535301Paachama must be proud knowing that's where the tuition money is going
>>24535320COMFORT 100%
>>24535300Done! I wish the best to the duck
>>24535260just started the vocabulary anki thing 3 days ago and I'm not sure if my optimism comes from me feeling like I'm enjoying it or because the very beginning is so easy I'm not being overwhelmed yet
>>24535344Waiting for Kurokami
>>24535320>comfort 100%Accurately describes Choco's streams
>>24535017Fight me you big paluca
>>24535350Why is Fubuki so expensive....
>>24535350Are you poor? Fubuki is crying right now...
>>24535350Damn that's cheap
Choco is pretty lively.
>>24535310Huh, I didn't know she had a lisp.cute
>>24535320I can see the stream in my feed (for now)
>THE KanataKek.
So who could make you cum first: Choco or Noel?
I spent the evening checking out subaru's archives and I found a surprising cameo.
>>24535366>>24535363Which one is it?
>>24535350A red SC
>>24535301she's too pure, she doesn't undahstad these things
>>24535345It's still very suggestive in some parts but no where near as bad as the original.
>>24535376Noel so she passes out and doesnt bother my choco lovemaking
>>24535350How many ARS is that?
>>24535300No, her voice is shit.
>>24535377Holy shit, it's Haachama's spicy ramen. nice find anon
>>24535376Noel
>>24535378Cheap if you compare it with more popular ones.
CHOCO COOKING MAMA
>>2453535010k is nothing, i constantly get figs that are 15k+purple heart NEXT was like $500+ for me
>>24535378Honestly expected 12k. It's standard.
>>24535260yes peko
>holos I can fap tooAqua>holos I can't fap tooeverybody but Aqua
>>24535378Considering it's a GSC 1/7 it's very cheap considering what they usually charge. For non buyfags I suppose it seems expensive, I was thinking at least 12k for it
risu femdom ASMR
>>24535340I took it, sorry you had to find out like this bro.Pic related. It's me.
>>24535376Noel doesn't actually have any skill or experience with men, she's been traumatized by being seen as nothing but a sex object her entire lifeChoco is a literal suuccubus that canonically takes miles of dick
I'm not even a towafag but I'm looking forward to her 3D debut the most because everyone will be present
>>24535345>乱暴しちゃらめええええ>ガン萎え>ぶっかけて
>>24535410She will betray Korone just like all the senpai kouhai tropes in anime
>>24535383Imagine thinking this unironically. She also admitted in that love consultation stream she did with Watame and Luna that she pretends to not notice sexually suggestive things.
>>24535388Pretty sure there aren't enough ARS in the tesorería nacional de la república Argentina to pay for it
>>24535320>>24535412is this ARK or that Jurassic Park theme park game from a few years back?
>>24535412What the fuck bros... Choco said she loved me... Even liked one of my tweets once..
>>24535320That reminds me, someone asked for a Chocosaurus stomping, I don't usually draw chibi style but I hope this is cute enough
indogs uniforms is so ugly gee
>>24535424Korone is going to forget who Risu is by the time Risu is capable of collabing.
cant believe Sensei killed Subaru
>>24535433
>>24535402If only I had a job...
Choco being able to cook to an audience of 2k daily is not bad at all
>>24535363Nigga it's literally just an akasupa.
>>24535410Risu?
>>24535410LET ME LICK YOUR THIGH RISU!
>>24535434>long skirt>some kind of bandaids on her armsis iofi a delinquent
>>24535434These are really cute. Remind me of Korean school uniforms.
ほらよ!
>>24535443No one who watches FBK can afford a supa
>>24535415I'm not looking forward to it. I've saved up my money for a couple akasupa but I don't want to part with it now.
>>24535446no
>>24535443thisthink of it as an akasupa with bonus figure
>>24535441i dont have one either this is why i will never move out of home unless my mum dies
>>24535410>I am watching you, Anonymous. I would suggest that you start licking now
>>24535433>>24535439Not the requester but this is cute, thank you anon.
>>24535350Very appropriate pricing for once. I was expecting $150 at least.
>>24535427Its Jurassic World Evolution
>>24535417translate it weeb
>>24535402How to get rich like you?
>>24535376That depends. What are the parameters for this contest?
https://youtu.be/0fmr21ZZEhk
>>24535442>2500 viewersSo this is the power of un-shadowbanned Choco...
>>24535425But she also didn't even understand what a one night stand even was since she put the marshmallow in not expecting sex talk. I think that haachama moment kind of exposed her to being the type that heavily exaggurates her knowledge of these types of things.
>>24535433noice
>>24535434Well, see, while it's 2020 where you live, it's still early 1940s in Indonesia so sexually suggestive content is banned and computers are a work in progress.
>>24535470dont move out of home and sit on government payments while only having to pay electricity, internet and food
>>24535465Why the FUCK have they still not added water Dinos. Why don’t any of their fucking games have water anything
T...Towa...
>>24535433You should post it on Choco's art tag, I'm sure she'd like it.
>>24535350that's actually pretty cheap
>>24535476why is pekora like this
>>24534361I remember I didn't pay attention to the link name and I thought Nobeta was playing Nobeta. Then I noticed it was Alice in a witch costume.
>>24535476based nousagi
>>24535490I'm on it
Oh wow 299k on her birthday.Good job Subaru
>>24535460That hurts anon... mainly because I'm in the same situation...had a job, wasn't making that much, then covid struck and I'm quickly losing clients
>>24535472paizuri blowjob
>>24535488Towaiting.
>>24535476https://files.catbox.moe/q4enap.webm
>>24535198Virtual-san wa Miteiru was alright if you follow all the inside jokes for each vtubers. Kerin hunter was the best partBut hololive anime should be better scripted and not just lulzrandom humour.
>>24535476This is missing several minutes of her arguing that they're trying to trick her then finally giving in and saying she wouldn't be Pekora if she didn't trust them.
mikobeer
https://streamable.com/svqt0d Seriously what’s wrong with Risu, it sounds like she was former mob boss and put a lot of work in the streets, how is Indonesia?
Imagine cuddling up with Senchou at night and watching hours and hours of gachi vids
>>24535518Sakurabeer
>>24535488
>>24535523You could just hire an escort for similar experience
>>24535530Towa...
towa im sorry...i have to cancel my membership until i have more money...i failed the family
>>24535484i've been getting fat govt checks while sitting at home watching chuubas all day and it still feels like im wasting my life. the neet life isn't for everyone.
>>24535476>4:13kek
>>24535535Towa would want you to look after yourself first.
Whats with "Towa..." posters? You are not contributing anything useful to the thread and are wasting forum bandwidth
>>24535517Based Pekora trusting her nousagi
>>24535542towa...
>>24535535Family...
I'm late for the news but how the hell is Rushia became suddenly popular in Facebook and TikTok. That's cringey as fuck!
>>24535542Towa...
Rushia is based af for hating flips
>>24535542>wasting forum bandwidthWhere do I even start with you, anonchama...
To wa..
>>24535535https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhzoOIQKuug&list=LLv3-KIjRuj0WHef3Li5Eo7Q&index=15&t=0s
>>24535550>TikTokEh? When?!
>>24535558why did you dislike it
>>24535535I'll sub on my 2nd account to make up for it
>>24535539thats what hanging out with friends is for, too bad im back in fucking lockdown
>>24535542Chamawa...
>>24535542this but unironically.
>>24535550post it
>>24535535Towa would like to know your location.
>>24535518you just had to post a picture where it looks really cold and appealing, didn't you anon?
>>24535542Tell that to pekofags too. Falseflagging out of everyone.
>>24535531Nope, you can't beat the real deal.
I've recently realised that I've been underestimating pekora. When I first saw her I hated her design and didn't see anything special about her personality. But now I realise she's a pretty important function in the hololive roster. And yet I still hardly know anything about her. Not sure how to regain lost ground.
>>24535542Toki wo tomare...
>>24535542Toaw...
>>24535566Pic isnt mine
>>24535508I would be wary of Noel's vice grip, but if she doesn't have to use her hands then she should definitely have a shot at victory. It all comes down to whether the famed Lord Cup can best Sensei's oral exam. I'll give the edge to Noel.
>>24535586She is not unique
>>24535521can't wait for the stream when risu forgets to mute her mic before stabbing someone
>>24535550official Hololive page spread a shitty meme on Facebook about a "Rushia-Virus" then it went viral among anime groups, especially the flip onesnot my pic
no matter how shitty the day, if kanata is happy, i'm happy
>>24535542Why are pekofags like this?
>>24535587Send your apology to her via marshmallow. And give all your savings to her.
>>24535486I think I heard that they were rushed to release the game so it came out around the time of the movie so they didn't get around to it, and that they might be making a second game. Plus I think they're new zoo game has crocodiles so they can probably add to it.Kinda hoping that the game Choco adds is jurassic world since its on sale right now and shes doing a jurassic park viewing
>>24535604Kanata makes my day better.
>>24535550>Rushia passed miko and suiseiUndeserved
>>24535613She deserves the best.
>>24535604>>24535613Samefag
>>24535606Because they are based
>>24535558Holy fucking based.
>>24535604Here is a sad Kanata for you.
>>24535521I like her
>>24535041watame is so good controlling her expressions.Love this sheep
Shion...
>>24535443if there was ever a time to akasupa its on this
>>24535602that's not the real one, the official is simply called Hololive>>24535616she passed them but at what cost?
>>24535542Sniffposters rise up, death to towaposters*sniff*
>>24535629My daughter had no valentine so I bought her some chocolates to make her feel better
>>24535629... is cute!
>>24535316>I haven't cringed a single time watching them and I cringe easily.https://files.catbox.moe/24jhup.mp4Not even this one?
>>24535609>Kinda hoping that the game Choco adds is jurassic worldShe's going to play Little Witch Nobeta isn't she? Although Jurassic World would definitely be fun, if only for Choco nerding over dinos she recognizes from ARK.
Does Okayu's Dragon Ball Broly stream start during the titles or after
>>24535542anonchama...
>>24535486They didn't want to add aquatic animals because something something animal cruetly.Why that applies to Jurassic World too I don't know.
>>24535637>she passed them but at what cost?the cost of having dumbasses in her chat spamming that her pussy smells
>>24535637Her chat which was already too fast to keep up with outside of a comment here or there became slightly faster. Doesn't seem like a big loss from her pov.
>>24535652if its like the freeza one it should be from 0:00
>>24535650Anon, he's talking about hologra.
>>24534041https://twitter.com/search?q=%23%E3%82%BB%E3%82%AF%E3%82%B7%E3%83%BC%E3%83%AB%E3%83%BC%E3%83%8A%E3%83%BC%E3%83%88why does luna have a "sexy" luna hashtag in her twitter bio
>>24535660Rushia's pussy smells?!AAAARGH I WANNA SNIIIIIIIIFF
KANATAN'S 3D WILL GET VIEWERS
>>24535658They don’t even have water slides in the coaster game
>>24535629Is a shitty little brat!
>>24535670She wanted lewd art of her, because ever art before was All ages.
>>24535660What does it smell like..?
>>24535670Because she's one sexy retarded baby, and thus wanted sexy art of her.
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAA
>>24535670I forgot what Matsuri said exactly, but i think it was Ark stream where Matsuri told Luna that she's too childish and can't be sexy
>>24535670For the same reason Okayu had an R18 one
RRRAT
>>24535535the family would want you to support yourself first!
dumb sexy baby
>>24535550they were even spamming ascii penises
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>3k viewers by herself and no shadowbanChoco's inclining bros...!
>>24535677It will only have 2 viewers, Coco and Suisei. Kanata will cry but Suisei will comfort her while Coco will travel to every single person in this thread's house and personally fuck them up the butt with her giant dragon dick for not watching.
It's been a while since I watched vtubers and visited this thread, what's the drama of this round?
>>24535696>>24535685please dont, her and kanata are still the only holos i havent fapped to
>>24535702Shes cooking subaru on stream
>>24535692ogey
peKO
>>24535650Moona you autistic fuckI feel bad since this has happened to me quite a few times
>>24535704Pinoys
>>24535704Kanata ear disease got worse.
>>24535685Damn, Matsuri gets to get choo choo'd by THAT?
>>24535703I will leave my door unlocked on that day.
Why are pekochads like this?
>>24535017"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for drama I can tell you I don't have any, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very short career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my channel go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will take your piggy bank."—Ayunda Risu
>>24535704Coco pegged a bunch of dudes on stream and got stabbed
>>24535602>Rushia-VirusThat sounds forced.
good morning /hlg/! i slept through the day, somehow. but thats fine, since ill be awake when everyone is streaming. theres some interesting streams scheduled for tonight, i hope everyone can manage to watch their favorite holos streams! always like whatever stream or archive youre watching, and give their music a listen as well if they make music! still not quite sure what i want to do, but i do know i want everyone to give the boys a try, not just astel. astel is my boy of course, but all the guys deserve a chance too! ill look for clips of them too, but for now heres astel showing off his vocal range during his minecraft stream...it seems like he can go lower than we thoughthttps://twitter.com/kattobingudaze/status/1278470685380292609?s=19
>>24535558I'm not a Rushiafag but it's great that she agrees with that. SEAniggers need to stay in their corner of the internet
>>24535724>Pegged>Implying
>>24535671>>24535683In eighth grade I had a girl who sat behind me in history class that smelled fucking terrible. Wasn't even ugly, just a normal looking girl that smelled like death. I guess my point is, you may think you want a smelly girl, but you really don't.
>>24535706んなあああ
>>24535350how bad is the quality
>>24535704Moona is a cringelord
>>24535706How can you take a look at Luna's body and not be immediately filled with lust?
What's this about Noel's roommate?
>>24535704Artia is dead!
>>24535650Moona is fackin cuteo
>>24535704Risu warned everyone not to mess with her, coincidentally now Aqua's missing. Also Ayame's lowering her prices this weekend so you might want to go take a look
>>24535732>>24535737when you hear her voice tho
I thought for sure Coco was going to take her 3d home and hook it up to her own motrack.
>>24535704Aqua, Ayame and Shion will stream every day for a month starting tonight!!
>>24535727Can't wait for his collab with Kira and Izuru later this day.
>>24535755his collabs with the chibistars always turns into chaos, i love it
>>24535650I did cringe at that one, yes. This is why you don't use irony when talking to someone who doesn't speak the language well.
>>24535748https://streamable.com/tw93r6
>>24535742Did the Ayame has a boyfriend meme evolve into Ayame selling herself out?
>>24535761No. I can't. Give in
>>24535706>her and kanata are still the only holos i havent fapped towhich holo was the best orgasm?
>>24535706You've fapped to Sora?
>>24535737oh its there, i just want to avoid it
Is today the ducks birthday?
>>24535725Its also called Ruvid-19
>>24535763Please read all the threads from december to now before posting again,we've known both of those things from back then
>>24535198there's already a wrestling anime
>>24535761oh my...why does she talk like a baby when she can sound so hot
>>24535650https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4SsviQUJboThe comments here make this collab sound like the funniest shit everIs it just autism?
>>24535706You've fapped to Kira?
>>24535476>I want (to kill) moreI've seen subbers do this shit with parenthesis all the time and i have no idea why the fuck they do it, are people that retarded that they can't understand context or something?
>>24535761the な!at the end gets me everytime
>>24535727Bless you always Astelbro. I look forward to more FPS with Astel. That was fun.
>>24535782>are people that retardedHave you ever been to the average vtuber chat?
>>24535769i have a few pics but i wouldnt fully say fapped, there is a nice pic of her from behind spreading her snatch while its dripping with cum though
>>24535778Comments on youtube is the most retarded thing ever since its release, why do you bother?
>>24535777For herself, probably. Luna enjoys being Luna.
>>24535761I don't know on why she chose a little girl as her avatar and a baby voice. She sounds better if she just use her sexy or lady voice.
>>24535761I’m a bigger fan of the one where her eyes start bugging out
>>24535702
>>24535761M O M M Y
>>24535730Been there...cute girl I went to school with from 5th-8th grade. Really nice to everyone, but jesus she smelled like BO...it actually got so bad >one day she's absent>someone brings it up in class>teacher says she's not sure why the girl smells so bad (not a public school so money wasn't the issue)>tells us tomorrow she is going to bring in a little gift basket that contains a bit of candy as well as some body soap and deodorant >asks the girls of the class to encourage her to use it without being mean
>>24535650>Coco Japanese voice: Mickey Mouse>Coco English voice: Fucking nasally NERD
>everytime I lose in Tetris I can hear some smug as fuck blue comet laughing in "ahkhahkkhahkakha" and "yihihihihi"Please... Tetris stream... I need my fix of comet tetris...
Why is Choco not showing her cooking on stream
>>24535761this one?https://streamable.com/6uuejq
>>24535800https://streamable.com/rsbpbhIt is pretty good too.
>>24535800im a fan toohttps://streamable.com/20hbur
>>24535761why the heterochromia
>>24535798Baby voice is probably her real voice while the sexy voice would take effort to put on constantly.
How far did Korone get on Doom, was it worth a watch?
>>24535815meant for>>24535800
>>24535808Can’t, she’s too busy being a shotacon.
>>24535815>>24535816>>24535817Lunamind...
Roberu Mahjonghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCh44gSUnQM
>>24535807Coco's English voice sounds like every basic bitch Asian girl you'll meet in the west.
>>24535775You want me to read through the worst of the 3 threads for all of 7 months?You're not going to get anywhere with that 3 iq.
>>24535800>bugging outthat's her blinking very fast anonat least that's my head canon
our son beating ass in chinese dominos
>>24535806On the one hand I feel bad for the girl, but on the other hand it was totally necessary, and what happened in the end?
>>24535820unironically much better than Miko's
neither coco nor kanata have painted nails in their models, i feel betrayed, at least towa has to
>>24535820It was alright, 4 hours yesterday and more today.>>24535835Mikochi is new to shooters though.
>>24535818https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptDA1HhAqU0
>>24535600She's the boss of this ship
>>24535820She had a lot of fun. She stopped when she got to Hell.
>>24535838Towa would definitely have painted nails.
>>24535827Should've thought about it before coming here, newfag. Be happy just knowing that Ayame has both a boyfriend and a job in the sex industry
>>24535825still know nothing about mahjong even after so many streams, but ill watch our son play it i guess
>>24535808Anyone watch Suisei's streams here?
>>24535849please rape me Aunt Marine.
>>24535806>tells us tomorrow she is going to bring in a little gift basket that contains a bit of candy as well as some body soap and deodorant>without being meanthat's already fucked up
>ywn watch Godzilla 1954 with Luna while she's humming the main theme
>>24535848If they got rid of the heterochromia and she dumped the retard baby voice for her mommy voice Luna would be SSS tier holo debate me.
>>24535815>>24535816>>24535817I'm impressed that these consecutive posts of the same clip are all different links.
>>24535794
Smell Rushia's hair...
>>24535806Why wouldn't the teacher just contact her parents? This seems like a fucking disaster or you just made it all up
>>24535820No. She didn't even like the game at all.She got so bored she started cutting her nails in the middle of it towards the end of her stream and in proper japanese fashion said she was having fun. Yeah sure, bitch. I don't care if you like it or not, just don't fucking lie about it.
>>24535858I do, they're pretty comfy.
>>24535856Good to see those that think they're oldfags still think they're superior.
https://twitter.com/sheep1733/status/1278291237129183233
>>24535867But the mommy voice is so good because it constrasts so much with her regular voice and design.
>>24535869It means the Luna bros have the actual clip saved instead of the link. That's dedication.
>>24535848>left eye is a recolored copy paste of the other left eye
>>24535806Some has a fetish for BO. If she's really cute, why not...
>>24535873Smells like seanigs
>>24535848Which color should Luna's eyes be? Green or Pink?
Pekora is love
were a luna comm
>>24535867Her heart wouldn't be in it.I like Luna because I can feel her genuine expressions of emotion.Heart put into the character is more important than the character itself or the voice to me. At least for Luna.
>tfw you've had a waifu for over half a decade now so you don't get any Gosling moments even for your favourite chuuba because you've been living with gosling moments for all this time
>>24535558link for this based comment?
Why does kira take like 2 weeks between streams? He's really good at games, he should stream a lot more often
>>24535884Korone...
Did he get bored of Haachama?
>>24535927Haachama...
>>24535927Betrayal
Is she the most loved Hololive? Not by us, but the girls themselves.I feel like if hololive were to go up in smoke everyone would still want to be friends with Mio
Comrades, fubuki needs money, she needs it to support Holostars, for every peso argentino spent she will smile a day.https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1278541179802402817?s=19
>>245359215ch says he's too busy eating his girlfriend's pussy and being a gigolo, and that he actually hates his chuuba job and his fans.
>>24535893This isn't just a little BO like haha she just had PE. We're talking nasty, smelly vagina, probably even a little fecal matter too. I didn't even know girls could have smegma until I looked it up trying to figure out how on earth a girl could smell this awful.
Korone almost at 500k subs. The permissions are coming back and she will grow stronger!
>>24535939Towa...
>>24535834>>24535876I know it sounds strange, but not making it up. She physically brought in little bags for everyone that contained: small bits of confetti, a few random candies, a travel size bottle of axe bodywash and body spray for the guys, and a travel size thing of dove bodywash and spray for the girls.I don't think the girl actually used it though, I went to her birthday party a few days later and she hugged me for my present. Think I had a sheer look of panic on my face wondering if I forgot to wear deodorant or if that was her.
>>24535927He only replaced haachama's trash food
>>24535909Be careful anon, I've started to forget my love for my waifu as I fall into the holohole. My poor daki hasn't left my wardrobe in weeks
>>24535947Towa's bandmate Miso!
>>24535927Fetishes can't replace good cooking.
>>24535942Fuck you Kira
>>24534137You'd do alright in /v/, potential recruit.Join the fight today against mod Tyranny!
>>24535921hes spending time with his boyfriend
>>24535958Where'd this info even come from
>>24535927That was quick. Sad!
>>24535858I unironically like her singing
>>24535942>girlfriendAt least be realistic
>>24535848>crescent moon pupilsI'm not seeing it, am i retarded?
Can a holo reach 1M subs before 2021?
Post narratives that are actually positive
>>24535967Their roommates.
>>24535958Glasses are so cute on them
Happy Towa!https://streamable.com/m6raaj
>>24535982Narratives are usually fake, so here's one.Towa is entertaining.
>>24535975?
>>24535980She could do it.
>>24535706you've fapped to YAGOO?
>>24535988Towa...?
>>24535982Suisei and Kanata are good friends.
>>24535988Towa...
>>24535982Noel secretly ordered a dakimakura of Flare and she sleeps with it at night.
>>24535985What's the narrative behind the coke zero?
>>24535980wait until Coco starts dating Pewdipie
>>24535991Do you have autism?
>>24535982Luna was bullied out of niji and ended up in a much better situation, thus getting one over her bullies.
Tier list for how good their accents and voices are to listen to (not necessarily singing)
>>24536000Why would she need that if she already has Flare in her bed
>>24535946FBK 2.0
>>24535986I want more Towaki.
>>24535988I thought you said narratives are usually fake?
>>24535964Cringe.
>>24535982once Noel is secure in her position in hololive, she's going to leave behind her shameful past life of selling her body
>>24535980Who will collab with Ai?
>>24535980Realistically no but someone by the end 2021 probably would. Maybe Fubuki or Korone. I mean the world is ending in 2020 so there is no point.
>>24536002Fat. Did you know Australia is the only country that beats America in obesity rates?
>>24535991that's not a star retard
>>24535982Yagoo wants the best for his girls.
>>24535994Doesn't everyone do that daily?
>>24536010Most of FBK's subs come from her meme videos, most of Korone's subs come from her streams, it's not comparable.
>>24535985agree
>>24535996Good friends as actual friends or as in that "granny looking at gay couple" meme from Plebbit?
>>24535964unironically a decent taste. Just change Marine with Miko, Fubuki with Rushia, Subaru with Suisei and Towa with Luna.
>>24536003he's married. and i hate that i know that despite never watching him.
>>24535558Holy fucking based if real.
>>24535982Matsuri is a volunteer at an orphanage and brings kids presents on Christmas.
>>24535982the girls have private accounts where they follow some of their most active followers that they notice on their chuuba account. theyre very happy to see their followers doing well in life, and actively encourage them from this private account
>>24535939Isn’t she the oldest by like, a lot
>>24536008There should be two empty spots under coco and under both of them should be a luna tier
>>24536020Moon is not a star.
>>24536000>>24535982Flare actually did kiss Noel in the onsen outing but of course they'd never talk about it on stream since Flare has some of the most loyal whales in hololive
>>24535986they had a lot of fun that streamhttps://streamable.com/rdub2k
>>24535867we already have mommy holos
>>24536034no
>>24535927EOPs aren't loyal
>>24536027fuck you now I know thathow to hide this new powerlevel
>>24536034Fuck no she isn't.She's chunky though.
>>24535964>mio, suisei and towa in low tierabsolute fucking garbage, even if korone is in god tier
>>24535910Its in her latest stream
>>24536025Actual good friends.
>>24536024Who the hell is this?
>>24535982Marine and Korone bond over gachimuchi and super famicom retro kusoge
>>24536045hating pewdiepie is so 2012. he's pretty decent compared to most trash on youtube.
>>24536044
>>24536019Fatchama...
>>24536010Huh.... why?
>>24536044I am loyal only to Pekora...
>>24535848Her avatar sure is high-res. I like the crayon outlines too, even though you can't see it at normal zoom.
Choco is putting so much effort in Subara's meal... I wish I was her husband so she could do the same for me...
>>24536044>loyaltyLOL
>>24536044The Family is loyal.
I don't remember Choco having that many EOPs, what the fuck happened?
>>24535558officially based
>>24536003
>>24536044The family would like to have a word to you
>>24536008Bro watame's voice is super soothing you're crazy
>>24536052>Who the hell is this?(You) (You) (You) (You)
>>24536064where did this pic come from
>>24535982I wasn't just diagnosed with HIV.
>>24536040I think I'm gonna go back to my days of being a Towafag, I'm done being a towahater
>>24536067We decided to watch her today.
>>24536069She’s gonna do it again?
>>24536041yeah but Choco sucks
>>24535982the narrative that noel and flare are dating is true, and both are very happy about it, they're already planning moving arrangements
>>24535982Holohouse already happened and Coco is just throwing up smokescreens to milk it before the big reveal.
>>24536071Watame has by far the best laugh of all the Holos imo
can I get Pekora's rat vid
>>24536067She's not shadowbanned for once so gets more viewers than just her regular fans.
>>24536057More Haato to love
>>24536086https://files.catbox.moe/q1ctji.webm
>>24536071Makes me want to sleep not watch a stream
>>24536073This image someone made.
>>24536068>>24536028>>24535728>>24535623It's real, but Rushia <3s every comment she gets. I'm not sure she actually understands what they're saying.
>>24536082
>>24536057She probably has to get takeout alot since her cooking skills are below subpar
>>24536093Ogay
Why is Roberu playing against bots?
What did she mean by this look?
>>24536082Yeah, Choco sucks MY BIG BLACK CHOCOLATE
>>24536096based, thank you
>>24535558Didn't even realize the like. Based.
>>24536093Thanks anon
>>24536093I love the bunny
>>24536104That she can notice you from far awayso be careful
>>24536082But, nuggies...
>>24535940
>>24536008Towa...
>>24536104She's looking down on us...
>>24536041Who?Choco and...? Miso?
every day I fantasize about what Pekora might look like in real lifeso far all we have on her is that she has black hair and might be wearing glasses
>>24536116i want Choco to feed me dino tendies then jerk me off while i suck her boobs
Scouted holo?
>>24536113Why is her feet steaming?
>>24536121She has a chubby face.
>>24536116>ywn get a nursing handjob from Choco followed by dino nuggies and juice.
>>24536104I'm sorry Risu, please don't shoot me from far away.
>>24536113>Steamy smell cloudsUnderrated detail in these types of illustrations. Whenever I see them I instinctively take in a deep breath
>>24536121Narrowed it down to most of the Japanese popularion
>>24534063I declare this the first 10/10 hololive feet picThe other ones are good too, but not quite 10/10
>>24536116>>24536130Based coomer hivemind
>>24536114seriously, risu is on some navy seal copypasta shit lately. ain't no details, ain't no conversations. SAY WHAT YOU SAID ON TWITTER RIGHT NOW. exactly
>>24536133
>>24536126smelly feet
>>24536104She's looking at otaku as if they are walking garbage.
>>24535476
>>24536130reality is so cruel
>>24535964Why do people keep claiming that Marine and Miko are not /v/ when this exists?
I just realized that Aqua's hikkineet life has influenced her speaking style. She sometimes gets criticized for "talking like she's in an anime" but the reality is she was such a shut-in that she literally became the meme of the JSL who learns to speak japanese by watching anime, except it's her primary languagewhat a dumb onion
>>24536120choco and shion
>>24536144*Sniff*
>>24536137Cute!
>>24536116how'd she manage to burn fuckin dino tendies
>>24536139> anon A replying to anon B> hivemindEven if we discard the possibility of samefagging, you clearly are retarded or need to lurk more. Most likely both.
>imagine being a creepy otakuHeh.
>>24536116i know the red one is ketchup but what's the other sauce?
>>24536137Choco-sensei is the perfect wife material.
>>24536137>She actually sculpted a little duck with the mashed potatoes
>>24536150I struggle to think what Aqua would be doing if she didn't become a vtuber. Probably just continue to NEET and take of her mother I suppose.
Good morning /hlg/
>>24536150I guess it's hard to get out of your house when you're 44.5cm 142kg, she must get a lot of stares in the street...
>>24536158meant>>24536130>>24536123But you're right I am clearly retarded
>>24536162bbq
>>24536149To be fair they're both everythin, especially Marine.
>>24536150>She sometimes gets criticized for "talking like she's in an anime"Why would you watch hololive and say this as a criticism?
>>24536137Choco please be my mommy !
>>24536168Come Risu, I'll let you to touch my nuts.
>>24536159>I see you lurking in the shadowswhat did she mean by this...
>>24536162BBQ saucet. burger
>>24536138The only holofeet for me
>>24536149Because they're not, the bandwagonning /v/ermins fanbase doesn't reflect who they truly are. Marine and Miko is still both old and nu /jp/
>>24536148Peko is growing too powerful...
>>24536156It's an edit
>>24536169honestly, how does she even do things like getting into a car?
>>24536149nobody cares about Miko or Marine there, there's a Korone thread up right now if you don't believe me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8ct2K0YFCoHow can one baby be this cute?
>The day is July 5th, 2020, the day of Kanata's 3D Debut>She's been hyping it up for the past few days, along with her gen mates, however she hasn't tweeted anything on the day itself>Her genmates are still asking people to come watch, and everyone thinks she's keeping quiet to make it even more hype>Two hours before the stream, she still hasn't said anything. Hype reaches unbearable levels>Five minutes before the stream is about to begin, there isn't even an announcement tweet from Kanata>It is now fifteen minutes after the stream began, 35000 people are waiting for it, and the other hololive members are tweeting and asking for when she'll start>Screenshots of discord messages from various holos pop up as they tweet, asking Kanata where she is>A tweet comes out from the official hololive account, saying that the 3D debut will be temporarily postponed>Shortly after, a voiced tweet comes from Kanata, who's desperately trying to keep her tears in check>She explains that she's currently in the hospital after having a severe attack of Meniere's while practicing at the stuido>She keeps getting dizzy when trying to stand up, and she could hardly hear anything ever since noon that day>She jokingly asks Choco-sensei to come visit her to make her feel better>Her heart was pounding so much that day that she could hardly hear anything out of excitement>She sincerely, regretfully, and truthfully apologizes to everyone, to her fellow generation mates, to the management, and to her fans for being such a burden on everyone>"E-everyone... I'll... try to get better! I want everyone to see me on a big stage! I.. I want to hear all of THE Kanata's voices c-cheering for me!">Kanata then tweets that she'll be going on an indefinite leave of absence
Choco dabbing on Subaru's dead body.
>>24536186MEIDO
>>24536137Imagine being Choco's child and getting to have meals like this lovingly prepared for you every day
>>24536053>Marine told Korone about someday playing kunio-kun together>Months go by>The one to actually ask for a kunio-kun collab was Miko
>>24536194iirc she said the last car her family had died because she broke it's suspension so now whenever she goes out she only goes in big public transport like trains and buses
>>24536178its mostly other chuubas who kind of roll their eyes at some of her speech tics and some other antics although they never take it too far 'cause its who she actually is and not an act
>>24536201shuddup nigga
You guys didn't tell me Miko came out with a new edited member-only video. It's the perfect sleeping aid. It's also charming as fuck.
>>24536186Wait... is that?Could that be..?A FUCKING NIPPLE??!
L'Atelier Mon-Shef hmm choco.
>>24535848>ywn kiss Luna I want to die.
>>24536201Why must you continue to post this?
>>24536218No please i don't want to stop shitposting
when are we gonna get a monkey holo
Choco's duck
>>24536149I don't get it. Why does it matter? Are we supposed to dislike whatever /v/ likes and vice versa?
>>24536205Imagine how hot Choco's mom must be. Raising Choco to have such amazing cooking skills and teaching her to say んんんん all the time!
>>24536201PPT...
>>24536206Didn't Marine play that Kunio sport game with Korone ages ago? Also Okayu and Korone talked about playing Kunio recently too in one of their zatsudan.
>>24536225Wait for HoloEN, there will be plenty.
>>24536219Lulu pls
>>24536225HoloBR?
>>24536226This dish is a cry for help.
>>24536201If you post shit like this in every thread, it will eventually lose shock value.
>>24536225HoloEn, and it will be black
>>24536225we already have Moona
>>24536225>Something something, HoloID something, something
>>24536205AHHHHHH IT'S NOT FAIR
>>24536178I know you want to believe all of them are acting like anime characters but they really are not
I don't care if Risu is lurking here, I just want to see her armpits!
>>24536195>korone is such a chad that even /v/ doesn't hate her
>>24536226This just reminded me I didn't eat anything all day except 2 pints of ice cream.
>>24536216That's why you always check her twitter first, she tweeted after her 350k countdown this morning, that she's editing a new video for member-only.
>>24536239>no baby crazy holomissed opportunity desu
>>24536183I stalked her on the way to her houseAnd idk how but she saw me hiding underneath her bed
>>24536205Fuck...
>>24536214Aqua truly is autistic...
>>24536150Examples? All chuubas speak like they're in an anime, but to what extent does Aqua exceed that?
>>24536249I suppose that's one way to look at things.
>>24536253I don't check her Twitter at work because it'll make me want to go home.
>>24536249they pretty much only talk about her Pekora and Haato for some reason
>>24536205imagine her also bringing a different guy home everyday haha. that would be so awkward.
>>24536216I didnt see any members only video?
>>24536271is this guy lyger 2.0?
>>24536205It hurts so fucking much...
>>24536257>I don't know how you got here>but you may as well make yourself useful while you're here at least>I'll do all your chores for you Risu just tell me where to start>on your knees, and take off your pants I need to see what I'm working with here>what do you mean motivation? I'm standing right here, that should be all you need to get it up
>>24536279nah just a paypig
>>24536271Dumb gachikoi
>>24536279Does lyger donate all his money until he has nothing left?
>>24536278Go into the Community Tab on her channel! It's short but it's very cute and definitely meant to help you sleep.
When are homos getting memberships?
>>24536279No cause lyger pays no money and still got to meet his favorite holo in person. This man empties his pockets and won't even get recognized by Haato
Please Aqua, come back, you were supposed to be the chosen one.
>>24536274that would just turn you into a fuck up with insane fetishes
>>24536289When you buy yourself some memberships, homo.
>>24536289>tfw freeloader
>instinctively went to /vg/ trying to find this threadBros...
>>24536292https://twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1278300772954849281
>>24536289When Lord Yagoo is pleased with their progress.
>>24536218remember when janet jackson had her titty out?
>>24536287Ah I guess I didn't realize it was members only
>>24536063More like lolalty.
>>24536279he hasn't stalked any holos so not yet
>>24536289when i give them enough money
>>24536289I think it gets enabled at 50k subs.
>>24536201this hurts more than the matsuri NTR pasta
https://twitter.com/Gaikogaigaiko/status/1278327334852911104?s=20Towa...
>>24536289at 30k subs
https://youtu.be/2F0H6OBlZGM?t=29294>that change in voiceWtf I feel even more gay
https://twitter.com/usadapekora/status/1278537790855118848Aw no solo stream tonight.Looking forward to the collab though.
>>24536116Did she actually make those Dino nuggets?
>>24536313Why is the middle monster Coco when Coco is also the protagonist?
>>24536313Why isn’t there Luna or Towa
>>24536226>>24536239someone marry this succubus and dump a baby in her
Roberu calling the nan "minami" fucked me up.
>>24536303Pleasing, time for the ascent.
>>24536319Anonchama...
>>24536317Holy fuck
>>24536324Because PPTrio.
>>24536324Who?
>>24536303>aqua friendship regain with ARKgood time to be an ARKchad boys
>>24536205Choco slowly succumbing to her ARK addiction!Taking part-time jobs to pick up the slack!Keeping it a secret from the school but what choice do you have!Dead tired from work but you still have to make dinner for your mom, clean the house and finish your homework!Losing all your friends because you've basically become Choco's caretaker!Retrieving her empty plates and you're rewarded with a tank you berry much!Going to bed but she's still playing!
>>24536313
>>24536325Knowing my luck I would probably get hit by a car right after she gets pregnant and she'll be forced to raise our child on her own.
>getting invested in someone with less than 100k subsI sure hope you guys don't do this.
Did no one catch the end of Choco's stream? Sounded like she was on the verge of crying.
>>24535946>Doggo with Kanashimi: I'm Growing STRONGER
>>24536344Risu...
>>24536317
>>24536289Depends on how the channel is labeled, if they are considered "gaming channels" all of them have the ability to turn them on, but they just haven't. If they aren't labeled as "gaming channels" then they have to wait until they hit 30k subs, and even then, it's completely on them to get that process started. Roberu's talked about wanting to get memberships enabled in the past, but it's mainly in passing like "oh yeah, it'd be cool to make *thing* an emote when we get that turned on" or "what could I even do for members content?"
>>24536293so, no change?
>rewatch Holo festival>Senchou is able to jumping and "dancing" for almost 3 minutesHave we been bamboozled all the time?
>>24536345I think she was yawning?
>>24536344?
https://twitter.com/suisei_music/status/1278212856878493697?s=19The alpaca girl will be the next guest, that's neat
>>24535946>DOOM 2016>classic DOOM>New Vegas
>>24536205>>24536337>Class, we have a new transfer student today. Everyone say hello to Yuzuki Spinosaurus!
>>24536205i want a choco gf bros....
>>24536340>that's for you to never make fun of me on your streams ever again!
>>24536342How is that bad luck for you? That would be bad luck for her.More aptly would be, knowing your luck, she would get hit by a car 6 months into her pregnancy so that your wife and unborn child both die and you're left alone
>>245363178:10:15 his giggle...damn im really gay for all of kira
>>24536186ABAYO NIGGA!
Holofes rewatch, come and write more positive narratives on every holo..cytube/r/holofes
>>24535946its honestly a great time to be a korobro
>>24536318>tfw i understood this post less with google translatehow do they manage to fuck Mios name into Goggogomigomio
>>24536359W-Was she? I was worried for a second...
>>24536373It's bad luck that all I wanted was to make her happy and now I'm dead and she's worse off than ever before.
wtf? towa can actually sing...
>>24536317https://files.catbox.moe/0j4tr2.mp4
Towa please...
>>24536330I don't watch Choco Anonshama...
>>24536137>>24536205I hate being alive bros...
>>24536344Why are pekofags like this?
We did it Gen 4 bros!Nobody gets left behind!
>>24536344most of the holos had 50k subs when I discovered them, suisei had like 10k.
>>24536356That's MMD made by A-chan.
>>24536387It's not bad luck though, because it won't affect you, you wouldn't even be able to reflect on it since you're dead. It can't be considered misfortune if you end on a neutral stance.
kira's other voice reminds me that the holostars get to hear kira switch between his voices everyday...i wonder if it was surprising the first time they heard that. i know shien was surprised when he heard the clip of kira's other voice, but i've never seen the others react to it
>>24536373He will cry for one day, then hire Ayame for the next whole day to celebrate the return of his bachelor life.
>>24536389Towa can sing and dance.
>>24536319No she didn't, you can see that it's edited by looking at the watermark on the dino nuggets pc.
>>24534056/v/ made me buy this fucking game... if Korone plays it... we'll have another /v/ swarm at our hands.
>>24536386You can hear her inhale for a bit before saying "my cute students", and then she's back to normal for the kiss, so it's probably a yawn.
>>24536393Towautism...
>>24536407Gen 3 cuckshed + akiroze Nthal...
>>24536407Why does Okayu have so many subscribersshe's so fucking boring
>>24536407please sub to aki shes cute i promisehttps://streamable.com/uyqwju
>>24536407
>>24536407Not like this Towaki...
>>24536394Look at the watermark anonchama...
Why Aki is unpopular?
>>24536407Towa? more like TowAHAHAHAHAHA
>>24536424she's the most virtuous girl in hololive i think
>>24536424because you need to go back to /v/ and twitch if you only want games
>>24536435She isn't memey enough.
>>24536439Doesn't she play games though?
>>24536339>さくら「乳首」みこぺコだーThis is so stupid but that's what makes it funny for me.
>>24536424Do you know Japanese?
>>24536420no, you made yourself buy it you loser. also go back.
>>24536439she's part of hololive GAMERS though
>>24536424EOP please leave
>>24536435She is too powerful for most viewers.
>>24536426Do you have clips of her belly dance lesson?
>>24536439>Is part of the GAMERS unit>HER APPEAL ISN'T ONLY GAMEShmmmmmm
>>24534160Marine coomers are the best posters in these threads I have come to realize. Worst are posters thinking an 18yo Stacy's meme song videos are actually funny.
>>24536457Just like Miso.
>>24536437>most virtuousshe stole Subaru's sandwichan unforgiveable crime
>>24534056sounded like Noel wanted to play it because of 'loli dark souls'
>>24536449No
>get pity collabs with the most popular hololive>still can't break 25kThe homostars are a lost cause.
>>24536426Aki is best girl. Very cute and funny, she remembers her regulars and she loves to get a bit tipsy and fool around. Housewife perfection.
>>24536435Comfy wine aunt is not an easy niche to sell. It'd help if she had a more /ss/ design tho.
>>24536424People looking for OkaKoro and then never returning.
>>24536247You're delusional if you think they're all 100% natural and don't play it up to an extent.
>>24536469Um pekofags?
>>24536465What are you talking about? Subaru clearly stole Okayu's blueberry sandwich. That's the one she wanted after all.
Hnnnnggg
>>24536469Every fucking day. Every single fucking day. This little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid fucking look on his face
>>24536471How many subscribers do you have, bro?
>>24536471
>>24536471>>get pity collabs with the most popular hololiveMarine? Korone?
>>24536377based
>>24536484HARAM
>>24536476If only she would cater to EOPs moreThey love old hags with incest vibes
Does anyone have membership ASMR besides Choco?
>>24536484Moona, may I lick Risu's armpits?
>>24536476>No dino mommy>No space-elf wine aunt>No fox-cat onee-sanWhy is life so cruel bros...?
>>24536487I'm not getting backed by a multi-faceted talent agency like Cover. To put it into perspective, there are indie vtubers who've been around for less time yet still managed to get more subscribers.
>>24536313Man, that's cool.
>Listen to a YouTube crafted playlist of Holosongs and covers while doing other stuff>Haato's Shape of You cover comes on
>>24536494will her gods still abandon her if its only her virtual self thats being fucked sideways?
>>24536488Fubuki is the only popular holo collabing. Matsuri is a free pass and most likely has a real close relationship with the guitar homo. But you are right, they are a lost cause.
>>24536476why are wombfags like this?
>>24536484>bikini>no hijab>no male accompanying her
>>24536407and at this rate, none of the gen 4 would be in the cuck shed by next week
>>24536500Noel, Roboco, maybe Aki? Haachama is supposed to do members ASMR too but I've heard she hasn't done anything yet.
>>24536512Quoted wrong, fuck, I meant to quote >>24536471
>>24536437I don't know if she's virtuous or just hates money, but I feel my blood pressure rising every time I see her avoid easy supacha lately. I love the dang cat though, so as long as she's happy.
>>24536407How did Azki escape the cuckshed?
>>24536519Haachama think membership is stupid but got forced into it. She has those several tiers as a troll basically and people still sub to the highest.
>>24536522
>>24536516PEKOBROS CAN'T STOP WINNINGAlso, wtf this nijishit dude being so fucking popular? How can the homofags even compete?
>>24536516kuzuha beating mito, sasuga stupid homo
>>24536516Miko's climbing that ladder. Glad that her work's paying off.
WHEN THE FUCK IS A HOLO GOING TO PLAY A CUHHRAZY GAME
>>24536516Just wait until Aqua gets back into the groove of things. The usagi's days are numbered.
>>24536538Dont be scared... Ojiisan is here to take you home...
>>24536516PekoChads i kneel...
>>24536455I don't think anyone here made any proper clips of it but there's these.https://streamable.com/ltjac8https://streamable.com/4s16y6
>>24536538Confessing to Aqua!
>>24536544Flare played DMC.
Why do chuubas need permission to stream games? Everyone has been streaming whatever games they want, why couldn't they?
i miss shion...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM17wXiDvQQ&t=2sKNEEL before the DRAGON
>>24536544Peko... metal gear rising... onegai
>start to watch a subbed playthrough of a game a chuuba did>subs stop midway throughThere is no worse feeling as an EOP, everything else feels fine but the blueballs from this is AWFUL
>>24536538Play some games aqua!
>>24536555No.
>>24536516Wow Mikochi basically is one of the top 3 holo in Japan.
>>24536504Only if you marry her first and it helps with the procreation process, if not it's Haram
>>24536539Sorry ma'am, I don't like helping old ladies cross the street
>>24536516Who is this jun channel? Is he Japanese Pewdiepie?
>>24536516Thought that was the cats and cooking Jun at first.
>>24536555wait what happened on the 16th to make her explode? has it already been that long since the 3d reveal?
>>24536516Pekora, Korone and Miko confirmed for strongest Holos.
>>24536487143. Beat that.
>>24536555Honestly the big surprise from this to me is how good Watame's doingI thought she was towards the bottom for some reason
>>24536572DRAGONA BTFO
>>24536198Sometimes Luna has unintentionally cute moments like at 2:18 when she starts chanting "C I J" and her chat begins to repeat it. Her amazed reaction is really adorable.
>>24536533Danchou's danchous
>>24536516is there anywhere we can get average minutes watched per viewer for youtube?>>24536541she has like 1/3 the hours streamed though for half minutes watched. that's pretty good.
>>24536571400k celebration and birthday.
One more Towa for your phone!https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1278560636859854848
>>24536554https://files.catbox.moe/439v15.mp4
>>24536583oh yea completely forgot about that
>>24536584why is towa so cute bros?
>>24536584Look some rare Towa fangs
>>24536516>No CocoSo that 100K was just a fluke?
>>24536584I never noticed until now that Towa has fangs.
>>24536585>https://files.catbox.moe/439v15.mp4I love this stupid brat
>>24536584Cute! I already have a 4th gen background I don't want to replace though.
>>24536407> AZKi outside cuckshedWhat a time to be alive.
>>24536584Perfect image for tributes.
>>24536592viewbotting
>>24536584wow she hates the family https://files.catbox.moe/0zu3jk.png
>>24536584Cute debiru.
>>24536544Flare played some DMC games, but she's terrible at them.
>>24536512If Fubuki and Matsuri were doing it to boost numbers they'd be doing collabs with Astel rather then the 3 Holostars who have had no problem getting strong enough numbers and solid growth.
>>24536555damn didn't know Sio made that much money on despite having fewer subs than a lot of them, and Rushia basically dominating three straight months of highest earning is insane, her gachikois are filthy rich
>>24536602Flare...
Infections rising in Tokyo, inb4 Towa's 3D gets Flare'd
my Flip friends and I want to get into this Hololive stuff. where should we start? Pekora seems pretty funny and interesting. Do you guys think she'd find it funny if we spammed dicks in her chat? lol
When are we getting Bibi in merch store?
>>24536602Flare...Sekiro doko?
>>24536610the dream
>>24536606Idolfag gachikoi run this industry. It sucks, but until all the people who bitch about them are wiling to shell out 1/10th of the money they do, it will continue to be that way.
>>24536478I literally never said that, autismo.
>>24536610Don't you dare joke about that. I'm worried she might graduate from life if anything goes wrong with her 3D debut
>>24536604Astel's going to graduate. No point trying to help.
>>24536584Those fangs... imagine the kisses...
>>24536407So many blondesYet only Haato is on the upper half, and she's not even in top 5What went wrong?
>>24536604They need to keep boosting the ones ahead, they need to finish what they started.
It's time, holofes live now.>>24536377
>>24536612Pekora is a great choice! she's funny and probably the most entertaining holo. Hope you and your flip friends like her!
>>24536610Just saw this. PPT 3D delay incoming.
>>24536584Cute angel!
>>24536602can we have aqua actual gamer play dmc pls
>>24536627Stop trying to kill astelbro
>>24536627shut the fuck up
>>24536555She's on a level of her own really. She'd be on top by a good margin even without the various celebrations.
>>24536610>Cover puts out a statement about how they're delaying the 3D because of COVID>In reality they didn't bother commissioning a model for her because they didn't want to spend the money>Meanwhile 3D collabs continue to happen for everyone elseTortellini...
>>24536610Towa is the last one right?
https://files.catbox.moe/d1e708.mp4
What if towa is actually the hat and it's controlling a human body
>>24536628https://files.catbox.moe/ao2q2y.png
>>24536615Seems like Bamco games can't be monetizedHana's wrote no donation disclaimer on her Sekiro stream description last night
How did /hlg/ gain so many chocobros so fast? Back in March/April, there were only 2-3 active chocobros including me. It feels like there are more than 10 chocobros right now. I like it.
>>24536638>>24536639Just pointing out the obvious, remember that this is a business.
>>24536377Let's watch holofes!
>>24536644The hat is already stated to be a sentient living creature that is separate from Towa
>>24536627if he was going to graduate, he would have done so when he was stuck at 5k. he wont graduate.
>>24536632what benefit is there in creating 3 moderately successful channels while leaving 10 other channels in the dust?
>>24536604>>24536632Another way to look at it is that fubuki matsuri collabs aren't sustainable so you might as well boost the strong ones and let the stronger homos carry the weaker ones.Also now that matsuri finished kaoru last nightHas matsuri done anything with shien yet?
>>24536186>No solesWhat are we talking about?
>>24536628Towabros...
>>24536650She's dead hours filler, and more people come to this thread now.
>>24536644>uiharu
>>24536604There should just be forced events with all girls, like a star vs live tournament, cause who the fuck even watched Matsuri and Fubuki?
>>24536658She and FBK played Apex with Shien a while ago
>>24536516So Coco and Marine are not popular in Japan after allI wonder if anyone saw this coming
>>24536610Towa...
>>24536610>Aqua spends so long getting ready for her big 3D live>Gets delayedThat would actually fucking suck
Does anyone know what the track Pekora uses for her utawakus is?
>>24536650Men go wild when they catch a whiff of a uterus whose biological clock is ticking fast. It's why Marineposters are such a debauched bunch.
>>24536668I think you're thinking of Iofi, and they changed it to Ultimate Chicken Horse and it was with Kaoru and Shien.
>>24536657If you include Roberu into the moderately successful, you should also add Izuru though.
>>24536610This is why they need to get them out as fast as possible.This is the kind of thing Towa really wanted to do too.
>>24536648As expected of Scamco games.
>>24536657Because 3 moderately successful is better than 13 unsuccessful channels, they need to go through the subscriptions breakpoints to monetize their channels. Also basically what >>24536658 said about getting a few strong enough to carry the others. Remember that a big portion of fans are ones that followed the most popular one first.
>>24536648Fairly certain Hana does that for most games though, not sure how it works but I think Niji ID makes most money through merch sales.
>>24536659Soles are for fags, toes are nice and elegant
If you could make a living in your mid 30s acting like a toddler on the internet while playing piano would you do it?
>>24536648Can FBK ask for it? She shilled AC7 for them right? Even get invited to their office.
the pungent odor of mikochi's sweaty NEET vagina
>>24536677No, my bad i misremembered, it was back to back collabs with Temma
>>24536681Roberu has a much higher average live viewer and superchat count despite Izuru being close in subs. Sub count isn't the qualifier of a successful channel, a channel like Roboco can sit at near 300k+ subs but gets completely obliterated in every other department by much smaller channels.
>>24536695>NEETESLbro...
>>24536695>NEETdo you even know what that word means
>>24536669Anon it's just one metric that rewards people who stream long hours with good viewer retention.
>>24536691>2 hours per day>still make more money than me nowOf course.
>>24536695Don't forget her sweaty NEET armpits and sideboobs too
>>24534087Good
>>24536689Nah, she only does that if the game can't be monetized.
>>24536695NEET no, Hikki yes!
>>24536710Scamco is such a huge megacorp that I can't see them being retards when it comes to streaming.
>>24536516Damn Pekora been killing it. 102 hrs on May and 63 hrs on June. Miko also have the same amount both month.
>>2453669535P are proud that our goddess stinks like last weeks supper!
> re:hello world released 3 days ago sitting at 20k views> suntempo osaka dancing night cover released 2 days ago and sitting at 17k views> izurus newest cover released 1 week ago and at 6.4k viewsizuru....
Roberu just started on mahjong and already has a custom character? What the fuck
>>24536669Coco was no.15 and Marine no.12 in May.https://www.giken.tv/news/may20-channels
>>24536669Coco is only good for meme moments and Marine is just a 2hu nerd and not a gamer. Korone, Pekora, and Miko all play a lot of games and are entertaining while they play.
Mikochi does not smell!
>>24536516Haha its
>>24536718she's not a hikki either though.
>>24536669Coco and Marine don't stream long hours
>>24536729>just startedwhat? he has a bunch of mahjong streams on his channel?
>>24536735Whoa it's true.
>>24536516> Hours broadcasted: 371Jesus Christ.
>>24536739They are greedy
Do you think the girls are forced to sing?
>>24536669It's bullshit, Marine has far more popular than Miko or even Pekora.
>>24536747thats like 12 hours a daywhat the fuck
>>24536516Korone, your hours...
Get in bros. Only 12 people here.>>24536377
>>24534056Aqua and Luna should really play this game if only it wasn't made by Taiwan dev
>>24536377what the fuck is cytube, cant you just use twitch like last time?
>>24536758Taiwan is pretty cool, they have a bunch of promising devs.
>>24536758The art and 3D models are Japanese though.
>>24536516What's CCU?
>>24536726This
>>24536751Well, coco sings
>>24536762Aqua is big in China
>>24536734are you trying to make people watch her less?
>>24536555Americans are good at milking
>>24536754Nope
>another attempt at kokushiSon...
>>24536761I'd assume it's to avoid the stream getting banned.
>>24536738If you get out of your house only like 3 days per month and feel that every day is your weekend might as well called yourself a hikki though.
>>24536765Average viewers per stream
>>24536774>>24534654Cope
the holostars are a familyhttps://twitter.com/arurandeisu/status/1278567536557088768?s=19
>>24536769Chinese only really get riled when they get shit on, like when the Detention devs included a winnie the pooh joke in their game.
>>24536754C'mom now. I like Marine, but Pekora gets 20k viewers playing whatever shit she wants. Marine gets as well sometimes, but Pekora has more stream hours more than Marine.
>>24536778god I wish that were me
>>24536782Shien, Aruran, Roberu and Shinove got dinner as night as well. It's very wholesome
>>24536780Then the 371 hours dude is even more... special.
>>24536782Izuru...
>>24536739They're too lazy and not hard workers!
>>24536792Coco...
>>24536516Who is sitting at number 1? Their channel doesn't seem to have anything striking
>>24536777fuck this, i cant get the player to work
Imagebros...
>>24536792if i could work for 3 hours a day and make more then my co workers anyways i probably would too
>>24536516Bros I thought nips didn't use Twitch?
>>24536785The simplest thing is that marine barely streamed on her own channel in june because she was ill and had multiple collabs on other channels as well, both marine and pekora are insanely popular in their own right
>>24536263https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apIeVtBKxUUTheres probably better examples but this clip really emphasizes how weird and anime troupey aqua can be just in her mannerisms to me. I don't think I've seen other holos act this way
>>24536782it doesn't get more てぇてぇ than this.
>>24536762I only know of Rabi Ribi's devs and that's a true kamige.No hololive has tried that yet right? Seems like something Pekora would try.
>>24536798just add tampermonkey to chrome and press one button dude...
>>24536795top youtube channels / streamers are always like thatthey're really boring normal bloggers with wide appeal
>>24536785>Marine gets as well sometimesnani the fuck? Marine is usually getting around 25-30k.
>>24534460didn't the asia servers get these for free on new accounts?
>>24536516riotgamesjp...
>>24536516>most watched holo in japan>not most supacha'd I would've thought she'd have pretty strong gachikois.
>>24536810i did that but where the fucks the script
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7YGA_pJ2ww Choco
>>24536809Rabi Ribbi seems cool, but isn't the main character a scantily clad bunny?
>>24536769Aqua is big anywhere in the world what are you talking aboutShe's 3m and 700kgFucking massive
>>24536516>riot games>bamco
>>24536778she probably goes out a lot more now that she's rich and has friends
>>24536790if it was a training camp, then they had to have gotten izuru to come, r-right?
>>24536810>using tampermonkeyYabee
>>24536805Aqua sounds a bit slow in the head
>>24536809I truly wonder if any of them could even beat the game, it gets pretty hard.
god korone is so cute...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1NlF6iBJMk
>>24536570If Felix was a boomer who hated fun yeah.
Towahttps://streamable.com/wflpf5
>>24536838wow, a real pewdiepie fan
Sup anons. I hosted Holofes like a month ago on Twitch. If you guys want me to host Holofes again tonight during dead hours, lemme know.
>>24536827they teleconferenced him in.
>>24536843Sure
>>24536842I was a long time ago yeah.
>>24535410I want Risu to step on me!
>>24536841she's actually better at singing than most holos
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1278567977827184642?s=20ARK is back...
>>24536843Yeah, Cytube is gay and watching it on twitch with everyone was fun.
>>24536843twitch sounds better than whatever the fuck the other guy was using can't even get it to work
>>24536833Aqua or Korone maybe
>>24536843Can we have ramen eating noises in the background for the full experience?
>>24536553Most streamers aren't employed by a talent agency.
>>24536841I can't help but look forward to Towa's singing streams, I'm glad we got two this week.
>>24536553Japanese law and businesses are fucking retarded
>>24536843start it now
>>24536821She wears a standard bunny one-piece costume.
>>24536854Ark season 2 is upon us. Aqua is coming back too
>>24536857i finally got it working, click that more info shit where the video player should be to get the tampermonkey scriptwhy does this shit even need that
>>24536821Erotic character artMetroidvania style adventureAnd bullet hell boss battles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fmOXalSujE
>>24536862Most big streamers do belong to their own talent agencies, mostly just to handle taxes and stuff.
time for spinos chocobrohttps://youtu.be/O7YGA_pJ2ww
I'm technologically retarded and even I got it to work...
>>24536862What does that have to do with anything? Is there a law that says "You can't stream x game if you are employed by an agency"?
>>24536805aqua has talked before about how her mom will start acting cute when other people are around and will go out of her way to behave in cute ways, and was guessing she probably adopted that from her mom. im guessing she just picked up cutesy anime speech mannerisms for this purpose
>>24536869you guys want to watch it right now? Gimme 10 minutes. I'll set it up.
korone will probably reach 500k subs today which will mean she gained 50k in just 2 weeks
>>24536885Nintendo's term of use is like that, yes.
>>24536885please anon, read archives, lurk more. this was discussed before.
Was Choco the one that just gathered otters in pokeballs for like 2 hours yesterday or was that someone else
>>24536888yea fuck this cytube one, i want to spam pogchamp when peko shows up
>>24536795He's the NND superstar that people tried to meme as having dated PekoraEven he left that shitty site
>>24536888There's a stream running on Cytube right now but I suppose I'm game to simulwatch two streams of holofes.
>>24536888Just do it during dead hours.
>>24536893Choco didn't stream ARK yesterday
>>24536888What's the point? We're already watching it.
>>24536897Pekora is an autist and probably hasn't dated anyone
>>24536888Do it during next dead hours, so in about 19-20 hours
>>24536800Coco works much more than that beh7nd the scenes but Marine doesn't
>>24536888Thanks anon, the other stream kinda suck.
>>24536891you guys don't even post the past thread in the op... how am i going to lurk...
>>24536910t. coco gachikoi
>>24536907that makes her an easy target
>>24536872This map is too easy, I don't know FBK and Aqua will enjoy it.
>>24536912Newfagchama...Not like reading the archives will help you anyway though, we go through like 10k posts a day.
>>24536775>kokushit>everNot gonna make it.
>>24536150I gave up when she made that new year outfit reveal and every other holo arrived to praise it, but it was all actually on her mind and had to play every character.
Ark is so boring, I wonder what they all like about it, I've never seen any of them go for artifacts, bosses or acension either
>>24536912thankfully this threads busy enough its usually on the first page of /jp/ at least. i hate it when i have to go past the first page to find this thread and it usually changes pages at the same time i am
>>24536916>Newfagchamacaught me, senpai. im really interested in why they aren't allowed to stream games freely like the rest of the world.
>>24536910>Coco [headcanon]Stop.
>>24536782>you will never get drunk with the stars
>>24536841Holy shit. The DEEP SEXY VOICE wasn't a meme after all.
>>24536922Like Minecraft, it's low has a lot of low energy gameplay where they can just focus on talking.I suck at Japanese though.
>>24536925what year is it? use the catalog
>>24535480She DID know what a one night stand was. She was pretending to not pick up on the innuendo and expected her co-hosts to do the same. Unfortunately this confused Luna and ultimately led to Haachama admitting to it.
>>24536913I don't even like her but I see how much she does for other peopleAlso asacoco is not 20 mins of work
>>24535733it's GSC so middling quality, that's why it's only 10k
Watching roberu playing mahjong is annoying as fuck holy shit
>>24536826You can be rich as fuck and has many friends while still be an introverted autist who's too afraid of leaving their comfort zone. Same thing could be said to most of hololive's top earners.
>>24536922it's chill, lots to do, and they do fight the bosses.
>>24536926Japan has different attitudes to streaming than the west.>>24536937I want a phat holo.
>>24536926Companies don't work the same way as solo streamers. Also you are most likely comparing them to veteran western streamers who already are used to deal with this kind of stuff, but you think they don't.
>>24536947Western streamers haven't been getting assraped since like 10 years ago, Japan is a bit behind in streaming attitudes.
>>24536947westerners don't ask permissions to stream gamesthis is exclusively a japan thing / nintendo thing
https://streamable.com/tfl8so
>>24536926not him but my own guess is that when you're involved in a business it's different from being independentLike how soup kitchens give free food to all but a business sending their office down to grab all the free soup they can is obviously a dick move and not allowedSo similarly while a developer may be fine with letting independent streamers stream and make money off of it, a big business with an office of streamers taking advantage of that could be seen as dickish. That's my guess anyways.
Tell me about the Choco.Why does she play the Ark?
fuck you kson, stop lurking these threads
Choco enabled off youtube streaming on her sub account, neat
>>24536926god, ok. nijisanji's parent company ichikara was included in a list of companies allowed to stream nintendo content with the same rules as independent streamers (so basically they can monetize nintendo streams now, while other companies cannot as per nintendo policy) antis latched onto this and said cover was a black company that was doing shady shit by letting the girls monetize all their nintendo content and pressured holopro into cancelling all nintendo streams. cover then somehow convinced itself into thinking this means they need permission for ALL games, and now they only stream games if they have explicit permissiondid i miss anything? sorry for spoonfeeding this guy but god damn holy shit
>>24536940why? is he being inefficient?
>no EOPs in choco's chatis she now the official /hlg/ girl?
>>24536966>did i miss anything? sorry for spoonfeeding this guy but god damn holy shitThat sounds very convincing. The root of the permission shit is basically just retardation. I apologize and thank you for the spoonfeed.
>>24534045is this narrative or do they dislike one another
https://files.catbox.moe/4iepso.webm AHOY!
/hlg/ not having a new post every time i refreshis this the true dead hours...
>>24536974>>24536067
>>24536922What? I've seen a couple boss fights.The Nijisanjis keep bragging about how their Ark server is like the warring states period. I kind of want to go see what that's about, though I don't know any of the streamers.
>>24536950>>24536955Angryjoe got striked by Nintendo
>>24536978Yea peko just slapped miko yesterday notice how miko can't speak properly on stream
>>24536983we are watching holofes and shitposting in the chat there
>>24536982Towa?!
>>24536974there were a ton during her cooking stream. ARK is the ultimate EOP filter. remember that next time you see someone bitching about ARK here.
>>24536983Burgers are sleep. Yupoors are just waking up. SEAniggers are just there. Only true neets are here right now.
>>24536996did Pekora punch her in the tongue so hard that part of it had to be cut off?
whats an eop
>>24536978peko is selfish and doesn't care about miko as a friend
please someone stream....
>>24536805gets dissapointed if you call it just a horse and gets dissapointed if you call it cute unicornThat's some serious loner mentality.
>>24536993How long ago?
>>24537009enemy of putin
>>24537006>Burgers are sleep. Yupoors are just waking up. SEAniggers are just there.absolute delusion.
>Azki's turnhttps://files.catbox.moe/zc4fuw.png
>>24536986sorry for off topic butthat was their last ark server, the niji ark war. it was really interesting, but there was so much involved that even jops had trouble keeping up. theres a few eng subbed videos but its not at all the complete story (check out kanae, kuzuha, and hajimes ark videos if youre not an eop and also have multipls weeks to dedicate to them)i like the girls more chill server honestly
fuck cytubejoin holofeshttps://www.twitch.tv/holofes_
>>24537009The Educational Opportunity Program, or EOP, is a counseling and academic support program designed to help low-income and first generation college students succeed in college. (A student is first generation if neither parent went to college.) EOPs are state programs, and they're typically only for in-state residents of public colleges.
>>24536978They both are just too autistic to recognize each others now, maybe they're just saving it for some big moment like 1-on-1 3D collab some day.
>>24537009Erotically observing Pekora
>>24536929Coco would stream for longer but she keeps having to work in the background, dealing with CIA drama, something about a government black project targeting an orphanage involving the whole country's yakuza families and a secret prison for government mandated crime.
>>24536945I've been steadily getting their 765pro IM@S girls as they become available so I very much would want phat holo figures too.
>>24537029This is like the 200th time but fine.
>>24536303What's the announcement
>>24537039Coco just wants to live peacefully like her boyfriend.
>>24537009Eruption of Pussies
>>24537029based mpv chad
>>24537029>chink subbed versionim staying on cytube
>>24537036im an eop???
>>24537050pregnancy
>>24537029i forgot the email for the previous holofes account, so if anyone wants to try getting it backusername: holofespassword: lygerismyniggerI used a temp. mail so you'll have to contact the autists over at twitch tech support.
>>24537046Their stuff is high grade, I'm not sure what I would want them to do though.
>>24537064by me
>>24536955It's supposed to be just Nintendo. And personally, good riddance.The extremely short duration between "Nintendo-Ichikara deal" and "anti sperg permission shit" was such a great arc with everyone trying out new games and enjoying them.But no, antis just had to latch onto this issue and make the permission/copyright infringement call out video bullshit. "oooh holo need to suffer too because niji suffered not having superchat on for nintendo game" shut the fuck up idiot, no one forced you to play Nintendo.
>>24537064But she told me she was on birth control wtf
>>24537009Enjoyers Of PPT
>>24537009Emissary Of Poland. If you see someone named Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz sending your chuuba a supacha, that's an EOP.
>>245370192~3 years I think
>>24536936doesn't she have a team for asacoco?
>>24537079>Grzegorz BrzęczyszczykiewiczImagine your favorite hololive trying to pronounce that
if the homos get memberships, ill cancel my niji memberships
Anyone got the HOLOCOMI goods? Have yours shipped? Mine did and I'm excited for it.
>>24537092Not outside of having Watame draw the weather report at the end.
>>24537079Absolutely based on a great movie
going to sleep, I just want to sayI love Marine
Choco... my ears..
>>24537104I love her more
>>24537093i dont think they would even attempt it
>>24537095Lucky. seems like mine's been delayedhttps://files.catbox.moe/pbkbmj.png
>>24537104/jp/bros... let's gangbang Marine while anon is sleeping!I'm going for her armpitpussy!
>>24537093You just gave me an awesome idea.And there exists an approximation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6uFOjoI5aM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOI5CS5I7UcHoly shit this dream team
>>24537121Korone putting it into google translate!
>>24537094Based homo. But srsly support the chubas you like especially if they are bottom Nijis
>>24537130How good is Izuru?
>>24536407Please subscribe to Aki...
>>24537138i only said that because i dont have enough money for my 5 niji members plus all the homos
>>24537143Hard to tell because he doesn't play much Apex on his own channel, but he's usually quite good when he shows up for collabs.
>>24537029>bilibili rip
>>24537079>coco-kaichou please come to Chrząszczyżewoszyce
>>24537099ahh that is more work than i thought then. is it her or someone else subbing the episodes? either way she should look into building a team considering how much money she makes. there's probably a lot of people willing to help provide interesting clips or highlights.
>>24537123armpitpussy actually sounds like something you would read in a shitty eromanga
>>24537155fuck chinkshit. I've got the jp version on download. I'll let you guys know when it's done.
YAGOO
>>24537143there's an official compilation of these three playing APEX in case you want an example of how these three play the game together.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRwubmKC41k&t=6s
>>24537167Are we really going to have 3 streams of holofes going on at once
I'm still kinda surprised nobody in Hololive played Helltaker, it's kinda made for Towa.
>>24537029I'm just waiting for Mikochi's My Name is Elite and also PekoMiko segment.
>>24537164Is this really your first time having seen it mentioned?
>>24537178Beats having 3 threads going on at once.
>>24537181I was going to say 'too short for a good stream' but they all played Pien, so who knows.
>>24537178I'm the one who's hosting Holofes on twitch. I've got the JP version downloading in the background.
>>24537178From no holofes rewatch at all to 3 of them at the same time!!!
>>24537175This looks fun. I might watch the homos play apex now. I only watch kuzuha and kanae
>>24537188half the holos are brainlets and will get filtered by the puzzles, and the other half will get filtered by the boss fight
>>24537197>spoileryou already watch the homos, anon
>>24537200Skip puzzle
>>24536205Roberugosling.jpg
>>24537205that would be too embarrassing for them to do
>>24537204Yeah. I meant the homostars.
>>24534839>>24534767any edit anon capable of editing the nose? I feel like this is what kills the model
For being entertainers, most of the holos aren't all that entertaining.
>>24537218shit bait
I want haato to barf in my mouth
>>24537218Time to leave the thread then, faggot.
kira spitroasting in 3 hours
>>24537218>aren't all thatThis is the most halfass trolling I've ever seen.
>>24537218Nice timeloop.
PekoMiko are the DX of hololive
>>24536592Minutes watched. Coco doesn't really stream that many hours
>>24537236Aqua is too adorable.
>>24537239They're just like the DX now.
>south american subhumans plague their chats now
who are we watching
>>24537218Yeah, except Pekora, Coco's voice is weird, I don't like dog accent, and fuck Towa.
>>24537236Sorry friends but the baby in that belly,It's mine!
>>24537218Impressive, using bait so shit people will reply anyways.
Pekomiko is dead
>>24537250holofes.go to cytube if you're /jp/ and twitch if you're /v/
I didn't know Sora did a cover with Rurihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw1ABqNG-90Sad how the Asano channel stagnated in views. They sill haven't even hit 100k subs.
Why are Niijshits still buttmangled by Coco's 100k view 3D debut?
>>24537218Especially some of the most popular ones
>>24537260how many anons are there on cytube?
>>24537221>>24537225It's true when you consider HoloCN, Holostars, and HoloID. Most of the holos aren't that entertaining.
>>24537240She was also busier than usual last month, especially with the 3D preparations. I wouldn't even be surprised if half of her hours last month was supacha reading.
>>24537264a good amount
who are Roberu and Kaoru double teaming on Saturday? none of the other Holostars have anything scheduled at the time their collab is happening
>>24537265the homos are more entertaining than holos for me tbdesu.
>>2453726420
>>24537272Because you're a fag.
>>24537271Me.
>>24537271Me
>>24537272But that's because you are a massive faggot
>>24537275WHAT"S WRONG WITH SUCKING DICK?
>>24537271canata
>>24537262Why do you post like a /v/tard?
https://i.imgur.com/ph7uhpW.pngRoberu...
>holofes was 5 months agowhere does the time go lads
>>24537283How did you know that was a /v/tard post?
>>24537218>entertainersThey aren't. They're idols.
>>24537261They used to be my favorite but I couldn't look at them the same way anymore after Hikari left on bad terms. I still want them to do well because Ruri is great but it's just not for me anymore.
>>24537288Fuck off yagoo.
>>24534839>>24534767at least try a little bit harder https://i.imgur.com/q4OC6bJ.png
>>24537288Based.
>>24536555Coco made 63 million yen in the first half of 2020...
>>24537293fuck me that's cursed.
>>24537293Honey Select 2?
>>24537239Reminder that they actually practiced this pose and their introduction for their MC'ing
>>24537300AI Shoujo
>>24537287>niijshits>buttmangledIt reeks of someone trying to force some sort of fanbase war.
boko boko
I wonder what Noel thinks about her EOP fans?I know her roommate is pretty butthurt about her stuff getting uploaded by foreigners
>>24537272i feel the same, but i dont know if a gay man agreeing with you helps your case
Why do people still use imgur? It's so awful for image hosting.
>>24534413When did the JOPs start doing the peko arrows?
>>24537313Advertise your favorite site then.
>>24537306Well, they're still claiming Coco's 100k views were viewbotted.
>>24537318catbox.moe
>>24537318catbox
>>24535009Holy shit that got a genuine laugh out of me.
>2010 was 15 years agobros...
>>24537313why?
ok bros, im going to nap before the chibistars stream, if i dont wake up in time let me know how it goesim trusting my fellow holostar posters to do this for me
>>24537318cockfile
>>24537318photobucket
Coco's voice in the background manages to give me a boner without her even trying
>>24537306>force some sort of fanbase warthis is your first /hlg/ thread isn't?
>>24537333good night homobro
>>24537318>pomf.cat>catbox.moe>meguca
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V37o_DjHUWkgod bless this dog
>>24537318rapidgator
>>24537318Emule
>>24537318Megaupload
>>24537318Mediafire
Big boko boko collab in 2 and a half hours: https://youtu.be/6LDs1sFW7bI
>>24537309She has no problem to read their supachats but who knows.
>>24537354PPT was not invited...
>>24537347i thought that said "passed away" and shat myself
>>24537360PPT is probably busy preparing for her 3D debut.
>>24537354>pekomikoUh, narrativebros?
>>24537309She hates men so yeah, if you don't give her money, you might as well be dead for her
>>24537354pekomiko and shion....i fucking love mio's collabs
It's everyone's favorite holographic streamer, Amama "Good Tones" Papaya!
Noel should play Code Vein. That's the real anime Dark Souls and it's not chinkshit.
>>24537354My wife Mio is very cute in that corner
>>24537354ohnonono pekomiko is dead bros...
>>24537354>Fubuki in the collabgood on them for inviting lesser known Holos! good way to get them exposure!
>>24537360>P "never say anything in collab" PTgood
Mio, Subaru, please invite Rosalyn for a collab again...
>>24537354Cute MikoCoco canon stream
>>24536533Danchou stretching out everyone's clothes!
>>24537376it may not be chinkshit but it is still shit
>>24537354watch as miko and peko completely ignore each other or one of them just 'happens' to not be able to show up
>>24537354I hope Miko interact more with Coco than that dumb rabbit! Dumb rabbit got no backup friend from her cabaret gen here!
>>24537376>Code VeinNeed permissions for that...
>>24537354Time to get FILTERED
Why is Aqua tweeting about her husband
>>24537398Why? They were fine in the previous Mio collab
remember when peko laughed in miko's face because her phone wallpaper was a picture of them both?
>>24537405What's wrong with it?
>>24537398She ignores most of the members if Haachama or Coco is present.
All this Pekomiko tension is a total work and it's gonna have a cathartic pay off soon
Do any of the Holos NOT have boyfriends?
>>24537420you
>>24537420Towa...
>>24537420No, they're all dating me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-QzptuQYpQPUNAI PUNAI in 1.5 hours
>>24537420Ayame!
>>24537405Did EOPs really get baited by this tweet?https://twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1278466093707718656?s=19
which holo would make the BEST wife? give reasons
>>24537420Me
>>24537420shion!
>>24537434Marine because I said so.
>>24537434Kanata, she'll pamper you.
Switched over from the shitty bilibili version to the the Superior JP version. Join now, anons.https://www.twitch.tv/holofes_
>>24537420MikoPekoraAquaHaachamaMatsuri
>>24537434Me
>>24537434PekoraShe would be a lazy bitch who plays vidya all day at home but that means she would be the most loyal wife too
>>24537434okayu because the games would be ready for you
>>24537434Marine
>>24537420Festival...
>>24537434marine because she'll put out
>>24537441Thanks anon
Korone not playing doom anymore? She just abruptly quit playing yesterday.
>>24537434Aki
>>24537434The Pride, because she can do anything.
>>24537441AHOY
>>24537434Towa!She's orderly and cute!
>>24537454Yeah she said she hated it and she was done with western games for now
>>24537434Probably Mio. She has the feel.
>>24537454it was like 4am and at the rate she's going its gonna take like 30 hours
>>24537454she streamed for over 5 hours, why would she rush through the entire game in one stream?
>>24537441>AyameI'll be back in 5 minutes
>>24537454Yeah she said she fucking hated it and that she misses the Soviet Union. Weird stream.
>>24537031They've both been very busy recently. Miko with her recordings and celebrations and Pekora with her upcoming anniversary and subsequent practice for that.Once the USJ date happens all antis will be put to rest again.
>>24537454yeah probably felt it was boring as fuck
>>24537420Haachama only does one night stands and sexting with random guys
What's sex with luna like?
>>24537441lol at marine not even trying to dance
>>24537467I thought that's her shtick
Roberu's going to be doing a stream later talking about theoretical merchandise and whether or not people would actually buy it. What type of Holostars merchandise would anyone actually be interested in seeing? What would catch people's attention since holostars merchandising would be a much more difficult battle compared to the girls
>>24537475Extremely violent
>>24537467but she streamed doom 64 in one stream
>>24537454I heard that she forgot to cut off her mic and just relentlessly bashed on EOP'ers to her husband who you could hear just take the verbal abuse she also said how western games are as limp dicked as the people who make them.
>>24537482Holostar dildos
>>24537434objectively choco
>>24537462TOWA!
>>24537475Naaaaaaaa
>>24537475Constant SAN drain from nnnnnaaaaaaa~s.
>>24537432Please, EOP's use DeepL
>>24537482Dildo cast from their dicks
>>24537492but most of their audience is straight males...
When will holofest 2 be taking place? I just want Kanata on stage.
>>24537485doom64 has smaller levels and no cutscenes, loredumps and upgrade menuing and only takes 3 seconds to reload after dying
>>24537434Mio. She's mature enough to have a good responsible outlook on life, knows what she wants and just does her thing, but at the same time young at heart and is fun to be with.
>>24537501>straight
https://youtu.be/WhYY-pKBNiQMoona is honestly cute
>>24537504This.
>>24537502after all the gen 4s have models and any risk of COVID is gone.
>>24537507WADU
>>24537502After the Koronevirus ends.
>>24537492>>24537499Dildomind...
>>24537434Mio is the uncontested best wife. Before even getting to her actual merits she's one of the only holos that doesn't have some huge issue attached from the start you'd have to get around.
>>24537510RIP holofes 2
>>24537434Choco or Mio. They're both good cooks, seem to be generally empathetic and kind spirited, and don't have any of the aggressive childishness of most of the other holos. Not that that's bad or anything but not really what you look for in a wife.
>>24537482Generic merchandise like mugs and mousepads with their respective colours is probably as best as you can go with the stars. If they had more fujos they could totally sell stuff like pins or badges, but there isn't a big enough market yet.
>>24537434https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IE9Cg1fLz8
>>24537434For me, it'd be Miko. All the emotionally healing you need and she just stays shut in the house.
>>24537499their japanese anon, i dont think anyone wants a 3.5 inch dildo
>Choco ended with advertizing Subaru's birthdayCute
>>24537469>>24537489Dogbros... I kneel.
FBK!
>>24537482Aruran's book of Italian cuisine recipes.
Please stream....please....onegai....
>>24537519actually, one of the only non-voice pack holostars official merchandise out there was a pin sethttps://hololive.booth.pm/items/2026474
>>24537434Think of the shittiest state of an argument with a holo; then and only then you can picture who would be best wifeI'd say Choco, Marine and maybe Okayu could open to dialogue
Maybe it's because I've rewatched it a few times but Holofes doesn't feel as magical anymore.
which holo would make for the absolute worst wife?
>>24537544me
>>24537544Your favorite.
>holofes 2 happens soonish>the nips in attendance are forced to cheer along to coco's solocan't wait
>>24537544Risu
>>24537544Yours
>>24537482non-cringe ties / belt buckles / handkerchiefs in their colorsshot glasses with engraved logos i.e not their face
>>24537544Shion because she's a lesbian, and if you happen to be a woman you'd have to be something more than a mere human to survive her levels of kusogaki
>>24537544Roberu because he is a MAN and therefore can not be a wife.
>>24537544I dunno but Shien would be a good wife.
>>24537544Towa...
>Mio>wife materialThere's a reason why she's mid 30's, zero child, unwed, single and hangs around with co-workers a decade younger than her.
>>24537544Noel or Ayame
>>24537560Rude
>>24537560She's just saving herself for me.
>>24537535Here's the list of chapters: https://files.catbox.moe/itfnjd.webm
>>24537558bro...hes a guy
>>24537560ouch
>>24537544coco, spends too much time tending her huge dragon dick
>>24537540Yeah but nobody's probably bought any of th->Sold outWell fuck me, maybe they do have the audience. I'd say invest more into small, cheap items that Fujo's can buy in bulk, so pins, badges, bookmarks, coasters and laminated keyrings>>24537544Rushia
>>24537544Unironically, Towa seems pretty volatile...Add a bonus Rushia
>>24537560In that case none of the holos are wife material because none are married right now.
>>24537566did Aruran design this himself or did lack quickly make this as a joke?
>>24537573I would be happy to do so
>>24537579That's not true, they are all married to me
>>24537544Probably Noel or Towa.
>>24537579Just the 30+. Cheer up wombfags there's still time.
>>24537566Also a chapter about vongole bianco.
>>24537575It was 2nd May to 15th May anonIt's out of sale periodIt's already overWe don't know how many actually sold when they closed orders
this truly is dead hours... quick find out other discussions we could have!!
>>24537579That's not how it works
>>24537591haachammas shit cooking
>>24537591which holo wud u fug
>>24537591Uhhhhhhh which Holo has the best smelling farts??
>>24537591Come watch holofes with us, in either cytube or twitch!
God I'm so fucking excited for my wife Canata's 3D debut in a few days. I'm so happy for her.
>>24537591Is Artia still a thing?
>>24537576I'm okay with Towa beating me like she beats her desk!
>>24537544Choco
WHICH HOLO WOULD YOU FUCK
>>24537608ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>24537608YAGOO
>>24537544Haachama...
>>24537560She has a child, bro.
When do we cave in and allow Luluposting here?
Here's a spicy question, and be honest:have you ever written hololive fanfiction
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1278590507518550016
>>24537608Choco with both of us in dino costumes
>>24537608Bibi.
>>24537620does narrativeposting count?
>>24537620Does narrative posting count?
>>24537608Luna
>>24537620No, that's cringy as fuck.
>>24537620These threads is full of it everyday, what are you talking about?
>>24537591which timeloop is your favorite so far?
>>24537608The one with the meatiest cock
>>24537591What's the RTA on HoloEN starting shit over MeToo and getting the whole thing shitcanned?
>>24537620only if narrative posting counts
>>24537620my holo and I held hands and kissed >///<Does that count?
>>24537606Post it the clip
>>24537434korone because she has previous experience
>>24537544Haachama!?
>>24537620Yes, I've written a few.
>>24537629>>24537627Great, a hivemind.>>24537621Why were lulufags kicked out of nijithread, again?
>>24537622FBK gangbang with the holos on the 9th with graduation!
>>24537620Only in my head
>>24537606Silly girly punches become a real thread with blunt objects
>>24537624Towa...
>>24537376>scamco
NANDE YOUCHUUBE
>>24537647Excessive shitposting I'd assume. They'll fit right in.
Finally, two holos streaming in 8 minut->ark>apexEVERY FUCKING TIME.
>>24537608MY HUSBAND FLARE
>>24537639I give it a week before some virtue signaling retard that doesnt understand japanese culture to become moona 2.0
>>24537639"I want to join Nijisanji." "Me too." Does that count?
>finally some calm hours with no shitposting and some decent discussion>AHHH DEAD HOURS QUICKLY SPAM SOME SHIT SO I CAN HAVE OP PICebin, truly ebin
>>24537652The more dangerous the better.
>>24537620ive jerked off to shien
>>24537608Me
>>24537620yes, i'm embarrassed about but they make me happy
>>24537551This man gets it. Roberu in particular needs male-oriented merchandise.
>>24537608Kurokami.
>>24537620Pizza Party!
>>24537506KAORU DOESN'T COUNT
>>24537560I choose to believe that Mio is a mother raising two children with a wonderful husband.
>ARKTowaiting for an early fucking death.
Is this the slowest thread we've had in recent memory?
Learning Japanese actually makes me want to commit sudoku sometimes
>>24537621I honestly don't care about anyone posting other vtubers since /vyt/ is basically a caustic shithole these days. Not posting them for postings sake, but I'm perfectly happy to talk about lulus or pikamees when someone brings them up
>>24537683Reclining...
i like this shion song, its my first time watching holofes, is worth pirating lol
is it me or luna is really gaining momentum? she might reach 200K subs this monthim happy for her, it looks her piano streams are paying off
>>24537680It's either ARK or the slut fox playing APEXpick your poison
>>24537544Towa
>>24537591A batman-style rogues gallery is assembled from game enemies your holo has wronged. Who's after her and how does she fare, bros?
>>245376837 hour threadnot bad, normally it would at least be 6 but i guess everyones watching holofes on 3 different streams
>>24537666WUD YOU FUG A HOLO :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>24537692I'll endure ARK, singing stream tomorrow at least.
>>24537608Them>>24537444>>24537451>>24537545>>24537670>>24537276>>24537277>>24537435
>>24537573Coco's cocock...
>>24537691She's picking up EOPs latelyAtleast they seem to be paying ones
>watching anyone but pekorAbsolute retard
>>24537698Honestly I'd fuck anything that gives me attention at this point
>>24537675What about a Roberu branded beer shaped refillable glass bottle?
>>24537702who is me?
>>24537678But Kaoru is the most straight person in Hololive.
>>24537620No but I kinda want to write the "Coco is dead and PPT has to take over her channel for a few days" story
>>24537667I see you're a lost cause anon so i can only tell you godspeed
>>24537698Now we fit in with jaypee!
>>24537691Yeah I couldn't stand her at first but now I really like her and always watch her piano streams. Her Haachama collab was great too.
>>24537711Do it, I told you previously it would make for a good story.
>>24537608None but I would let Coco fuck me with her cocock
>>24537639what I think is more likely is the choices are going to be doxxed immediately and there's going to be artificial outrage over the lack of diversity in their choices and how Japan is "behind the times"
>>24537697*2i replaced the bilibili holofes with the jp version.Link if anyone still wants to tune in. Miko's on.https://www.twitch.tv/holofes_
If you make an early thread you can fuck off
elite miko is on now, rise up 35p
Please enjoy your holos while they last......
>>24537722might jump in, the cytube one is ending
>>24537634The 15523th one
>>24537724ERITO!
Fubuki's thumbnail...
What the fuck is MikoCoco now? Clearly, that ShionCoco comes first and much more chemistry than MikoCoco.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myWb4Z68wEE
>>24537691She is. Her piano streams are a great success, she got promoted by her fellow holos (namely Miko and Subaru), and more of her clips are translated now. Cooking with Haachama especially, people never seen this side of her before. I'm happy she's finally getting traction.
>>24537726Hello, Houndeity Coronet.
>>24537708Roberu would be the most suited for some kind of drinking merchandise, whether it's a bottle or a branded shot glass or something like that.
toad...
>>24537620no but I did just try to list all of the holos aloud but my head started to hurt when I ran out of fingers to count on so I stopped
>>24537737Roberu shot glasses!MAKE IT HAPPEN YAGOO
>>24537738Toa...
Tower sleeping!
Torre...
>>24537708what theI'm not sure if that's even a thing but if it was, it sounds like a one-off meme purchase that you'll never usewhat you mean is robel bar sticker labels. you can stick em over any beer bottle for a fun picture to tweet at robel or you can stick it on a transparent water bottle for heresy. you could also head around bars and just stick em on walls to spread the wordThat's a meme product that people would actually use
>>24537735I still can't watch Luna because of her voice.
>>24537748She just really doesn't like ARK and has to work up the energy to bother playing it
Tow a shit!
>>24537718I might but don't hold your breath, I work really slow.
>>24537575>Rushia What's it like having taste this awful unironically?
>>24537734Shioncoco was the most onesided forced shit I've ever seenEven a young retard like shion eventually took a hint and went looking for someone else
>>24537733it's her putting down the homo after the crippled her career
>>24537751FILTERED
>>24537733Being fubuka is suffering...
Watch FBK!!
Towar and Lunes ...
toaw
Coco's cocock...
Why do you guys still go "Towa...", she's been doing well these past few months
Toaw...
Towa's black loose pussy!
KRN