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okayu~n
i love Haachama!
Shion's bangs.
>Kimchi>Konnyaku>Cheese
have this haachama
>>>>>>>>>>..CHEESE IN THE FUCKING SUSHI
>using konnyaku and cheeseWhat the fuck, Haachama?!
>>24445863Where's the reflection bros
Kimchi, konjak, ham, and cheese?What the fuck is this. This is not sushi.
Hacchama is actually live and not pre recorded shit?
TOWA RADIO IN 30 MIN!!!
Someone save Haachama...
Isn't this Kimbap...?
THE REFLECTION OF THE KNIFE! ENHANCEEEEEEEEE
oh no no no no no
>>24445931Her grandparents' basement. Serious.
>after cookinghttps://files.catbox.moe/f34qkk.webm
based haachama making sushi purists seethe
i cant stop...
So how long until Haachama hurts herself?
The cutest of retards.
What's Lulu so terrified of, anons?
>CheeseGOD I BEG YOU PLEASE
>Cheese and "Konnyaku" sushiHAACHAMA???!?!?...
Your yubisHand them over
>>24445952It's a jelly thing. Tasteless, it only exists for the texture basically.
wait a minute the other thread never got deleted
GUYS HIT YOUR HAACHAMA
Someone post the Woolworths Haachama konbini edit
my blain...
This one looks gross
>ham, tomato, zucchiniok, that's a sandwich but fine>kimchithat's... that's just kimbap>konnyaku, ham, kimchi, cheeseAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>24445966yeah if it wasn't live it would say premiere
Would you eat these abominations haatons?
Best Holo coming in
I don't even follow haachama, why the fuck am I watching and enjoying this
That look absolutely disgusting. Now I'm hungry.
WEHEHEHEHEHEHE
>CHEESE>KIMCHI>KONNYAKU>CUCUMBERSTOP HER.
This sushi is going to give me fucking nightmares
The fuck is this.
Based Haachama shitting on all the sushi snobs and putting whatever the fuck she wants in her sushi
>>24445961
Just as big as My Dong
>cheese>kimchi>konnyakuAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>24445996If she made it for me, I would force it down
BLAIN IS BLOKEN
YABAAAAAAA
my bingo for today's big event
would eat that no jokeit's haachama's cuisine after all
What the fuck did she put in that sushi? ham and chicken? Its falling apart
Tell me about HaachamaWhy does she wear the gloves
IT'S FALLING OUT AAAAAAAAAA
>come back from a hard day at work>OKAERIIIIIII>you follow the voice to the kitchen>here you go, darling~>swiss cheese sushihaachama really is the ultimate trad wife!
That grip, imagine the handjobs.
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Haachama would make great /ck/ posting material.This is almost good enough to contend with Ja/ck/.
IT'S ALIVE
>>24445978
>incoming gebochama v2that looks absolutely vile
>Haachama’s giggles Why is it so cute
>>24446001Cucumber is normal thoughカッパ巻き
*nervous laughter*
Why is she so incompetent at everything she does?
Thank you Australia
dekasugiruuuu
>>24446015Anon, you'll die from food poisoning...
V41 more space, I can't think of anything.>Hachama can't roll the sushiJesus fuck
RETARDCHAMA!?
>>24446003aren't girls the cutest when they are almost retarded?
kimoi... What the fuck is that grey thing... looks like goat liver...
would you eat haachama's cooking?
delete this "sushi"
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hNGGGHHH
Haachama...
all this thing about risu is basically her receiving the max superchat amount gave little to no reaction?the guy himeslf said he doesn't mind why the fuck is hlg getting so uppity about italso, ayunda sounds hot
Haachama???
Think this tops the vomiting in terms of grotesqueness
i didint think it was possible...this is worse sushi than ive ever madeher rice is better though
My god. I just realized, the whole "people who can burn water" thing really exists.I'm watching one right now.
>>24445978this shit is what my sleep paralysis demon fears
i would eat that to be honest
>>24446045a-anything for haachama
>>24446014Nice, pretty good quality too
Haachama please, chamamachamas and ham was bad enough, but I wasn't expecting you chama use konnyaku, kimchi, and cheese. Also be careful, we might see your feet, especially your cute little chamaes
>>24446048dont post guro
I swear she's about to bring shit like fudge or popcorn, this is a 4D chess stream and Haachama is playing us all
Is it just me or is Akai Haato retarded and gross?
I'm losing my mind.
>>24446014Nice Anon.
>>24446003I'm gonna be sick.
Red-Kun?
>>24446051no ones talking about it though
I'm so proud of my retarded daughter!
Kanata sure is eager to say "I love you" to every kaigai niki.
>>24445978big shep
>>24446055She used microwave rice, and didn't add vinegar. So this isn't sushi at all in the first place, it's kimbap.
>>24446014My money is on top right to bottom left diagonal
so this is the power of australian-japanese """cuisine"""...
>>24446067The hero we deserve
>>24446057This is the kind of collab I want to see.
18万 or 180k celebration stream challenge to complete 18 runs of getting over it man17 hour streaming so far17 out of 18 completevery last runhttps://live.bilibili.com/2164156917 hours of thisimagine the smell
Healthy young girl moves to Australia, gets pumped with massive dose of shitposts, doesn't feel good and starts smelling her own feet - AUTISM. Many such cases!
>>24446075That's the only english she knows
>>24446014you think she has a tail attached that she will be able to fling around?
>>24446041Kiryu kazuma 3d interactive object
Trolling is a art
so this is the chama I've heard legend of
>>24446014>holohouse cameoYou mean the Sims one, right?
I hope someone will record Coco 3D in case it gets deleted
>>24446043https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konjac
>>24445997I kneel...
>>24446078microwave rice? that sounds disgusting
>>24446085First australians fuck up my image boards, now they even fuck up my vtubers.
Haachama's retarded creations will take the image limit before Coco's 3D stream
>>24446084chinese luna...
just you watchnot a SINGLE one of her colleagues are going to comment on this cursed stream
>>24446014This looks super official. Are you Coco?
>>24446087i doubt they will track it, i'm sure she brought one to wear either way
when will she vomit
>>24446014This is mine. I finished it. Thanks for the suggestions Anons.
>>24446014>PPT cries>not watameI guess that would be too easy.
She probably just stuffed all her favorite foods
Haachama...https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5556063/Konjac-weight-loss-noodles-cause-Melbourne-womans-stomach-blocked-ten-days.html
how can you physically shitpost food
>>24446096It's pretty normal, not bad to be honest, but obviously not that high quality either.
STOP EATING THE INGREDIENTS
>>24446099Based Haachama. Fuck Coco
>>24446094
>>24446043It's jelly made from a type of root vegetable.
>>24446111You should check out >>/ck/
Is Haachama pretending to be a racist aussie trying to make Japanese dishes?
Any clips where Coco unleashes her full southern accent? Even when she's fully speaking english I can tell that she's trying to hide the accent
>>24446105Low quality posting.Draw hachama in paint at the very least, Anon.
>>24446119based
>>24446014I'm on to you, Coco.
Have you bought Luna's voice pack?
>>24446111/ck/ does it everyday or at least did
inb4 Haachama flips the camera by accident and shows her face.
>>24446111'straya finds a way
>>24446119why are you like this, Australians?
>>24446111HAACHAMA finds a way
>>24446117I mean, I would if I could.
>>24446127No, I bought Towa's.
Japan will never allow her back in the country after this stream
>>24446067
>>24446106Does 'spanked by marine' get filled just by Marine coming in and talking shit or does Marine have to actually come to the studio in 3D too, because I doubt that'll happen
>>24446014here's the template in case someone wants to make one
she's not finished
>>24446123The closest I've seen is the Miko freedom lady thing
SHE'S GOING FOR ANOTHER ONE THE MADLASS
>this BGMHaachama has really been into music editing lately, huh?
WHY IS SHE MAKING MORE
Haachama please at least clean first
>>24446111JACK
>>24446132we have literally nothing to fucking do now
>>24446099BASED
Haachama, please stop.
Third time's the charm!
imagine being an americanimagine donating 500 of your hard earned dollars to an indonesian whore and not even getting acknowledgedimagine
>>24446111It happens everyday>>>/ck/
>>24446123There's been a few moments here and there where the Georgia twang comes out.
KIMCHI AGAIN. THIS SHIT IS KIMBAP NOT SUSHI.
we're going further as to want more too much even with much ado about the sushi brain broken help
>>24446160>imagine being an americanshould've stopped there
WHAT ARE THESE COLOURS SHE'S TALKING ABOUT
>>24446138Just getting spanked by Marine, no model needed. Just like when Marine got spanked by Coco.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>24446156
HAACHAMA!?
at this point, i'm sure she is not pretending, at all she really has brain damage
HAACHAMA NOT THE WORM
I FUCKING CAN'T MAKE IT STOOOOOP
Gummy worms? HAACHAMA
CANDY WORMS?
This is beyond insanity. Beyond imagination.
>Gummy wormWHAT THE FUCK?
SHE'S USING GUMMIES
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A fucking sour worm
is that a gummy worm
>>24446164anonchamma
HAACHAMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ok, now you're just taking the piss.
WHAT THE FUCKWAS THAT A GUMMY WORM
>>24446160i can;t believe RIsu didn't wet herself when she got $500. Ungrateful Bastard
>gummy wormhello operator ive fucking lost it
>>24446163Who cares what it is, you'd eat it anyway just to have something Haachama touched once in your mouth
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ぐみgummies.
VOMIT COMING SOON BROS!
>Gummy works and KimchiMy sides. Haacahama stop!
https://twitter.com/TsukuP_cg/status/1276797781215068160kusa
SOUR GUMMI WORMS WHAT THE FUCK
I no longer know if she's intentionally pretending to be retarded...
IS THAT A FUCKING WORM YUPI
gesundheit
Nice sneeze
AND THIS... IS GOING... EVEN FURTHER BEYOND... HAACHAMA.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
sneezchama...
What a delicious!
Some corona topping on my sushi, my favorite
>>24446106very nice anon
>Sneezes all over the sushiWHAT THE FUCK>MMMMM! UMAIIII!FUCK YOU HAATO
The Ja/ck/ of /hlg/
I want Haachama's freshly sneezed on gummy worm sushi!
This is literally just a /ck/ stream
Hide the pain Haachama!
>>24446138Even Kanatan said she won't be at the studio.
Has science gone too far?
>>24446057I can just hear her shouting "haachama?!" and losing her shit.Someone splice the Apex stream with her cooking, enjoy your instant billionaire status.
At this point I'm waiting for her to vomit on stream
I hope she has her bucket ready
She fucking sneezed on the sushi
>Did you properly wash the gummy worms?
>>24446190Is it gay to have anon's dick in your mouth if Haachama touched it
>but wait theres more
I can't watch this filth anymore, this offends all my senses.
honto ni oishi!
STOP
>when she sees your dick
>another oneP-Please... Haato
https://vocaroo.com/9vrt16YNdFy
RECORD THIS SHIT
>>24446194How is he going to send superchat with cash?
ROUND 4 BOYS
she should make a wasabi one
>>24446096It's fine as long as it is moist. If you add a little bit of water in to it, literally a few ml, barely a tip of a teaspoons worth, it massively improves things.
YAMETE
haachamasama...
what the fuck does she take before streaming, old hatto wouldn't do this type of shit, this state has to be artificially induced
KIMCHI AGAIN
So this is the power of Sushi... not bad...
>>24446221It's gay not to
>>24446238https://files.catbox.moe/eswg8f.webm
Umai my fucking ass.
>>24446219The sneeze is the secret ingredient to the ultimate recipe!
>>24446014should've put spats as one
>>24446227>when she sneezes on your dick
Do Australians really?
>UMAIHaachama no please stop this madness
>Kimcheese sushi
I would eat Haachama's sushi even if it killed me
A WHOLE SLICE OF HAM
>>24446229やめろー!
>>24446207"Naaaaaaaaaa she's back again for more delicious Famichiki""I don't know what we'll do if she comes back the eighth time today, the freezer's empty""Kaichou... save me..."
>HAM WHY
What the fuck
I FUCKING LOVE THIS RETARD
>>24446239she's been in australia too long anon. She's gone.
SHE STOPPED USING THE SUSHI ROLLER
Going by the size of her fingers, I can conclude that Haachama is indeed... A FUCKING CUTE!
at this rate she is going to make sushi with her feet
2 hours in paint
>>24446260She's eating the Haatons...
Did she just say bacon
That was literally just a ham cold cut. What the fuck.
Aqua's real name is Rinko
DOES SHE EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE THE SUSHI ROLLER?
The way the glovees are too big for her hands is triggering my autism
Wasabi takoyaki are a joke compared to this
This is being one of the most entertaining streams I've ever watched, blessed tardchama
she is gonna accidentally hit the camera and end up showing herself
>>24446246
what the actual fuck
>>24446207Darken Luna ever so slightly and this would look a million times better.
Lmao she rolled it by hand then used the roller
UMA DELICIA
>>24446239Her blain has been bloken by Australia.
>>24446268he tried to warn us...
>overfills sushi 5 times in a rowshe really is autistic
I NEED retarded baby sounds ASAP
She is committing several war crimes as I speak.
Holy shit its spilling out
NNNAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>24446273we know
Aren't you supposed to use the mat to roll the sushi?
Honestly how do you even compete with this
>She rolls it herself>Pretty good>She uses the sushi roller>Lovecraftian stuff
She's not actually eating these, I'm pretty sure.I hope.
This is like that character in an anime whose cooking is so bad the MC loses his shit, finally I understand
She has this totally under control don't worry
And here I was thinking I was going to be bored waiting for Coco's 3d stream. Thanks Haachama.
>>24446160The american dream
>>24446288i have never been so proud to be an aussie, i no longer want to brutally murder her anymore and wish her a great future
She actually ate that?
how can coco 3D measure up to this
I can't do this...
>>24446239one year in Australia, it's terminal I'm afraid.Coco will have to put her down once she returns to Japan
>>24446295I wanna breed this princess
>>24446275it's cute!
Jesus, I feel all kind of offended by this stream
Is it genuinely delicious? Wtf
>>24446268
You win Haachama, you got my sub
>>24446300she totally is
I look forward to Haachama tweeting about diarrhea tomorrow.
I hate this Haato...
This is why you don't do adderall.
I want her to keep going to see what finally breaks her.
please don't puke. don't puke on stream again
She calls in sick tomorrow.
Haachama totally eats pineapple on pizza. And you know why? Because it's delicious
>>24446317>not being subbed to every holoWhy are you like this
out of all food, she chooses sushi, can't she afford bread atleast? it would be acceptable
Does someone has the BGM going on right now on Haachama stream?
>choco cooking>makes nice looking food>Haachama cooking>makes abominationsWhat's the secret ingredient?
>>24446332https://soundcloud.com/user-56601297/2a-1
>>24446325>implying this isn't hear goal
Just what is it in Australian waters that causes this.
Thank haachama for the fun stream
COLD HAM SUSHIUMA DELICIA OISHII
>>24446329Because I realized I’ve never watched a single Towa stream and unsubbed.
>>24446330>His dream was to make an Virtual Idol Group>It took one Haachama to end it.
Diarrhea stream
I have to complete an important document for work but I can't stop watching Haato
>>24446300She's probably downing it with 2 energy drinks mixed on top.
This is a serious question for the haatons, I've read here several times about haato wanting to be an idol her own way or something like that, but can you guys really look at her and say that? I mean, I absolutely adore her as an entertainer, but I don't see her as an idol.
>>24446332>>24446335this one?
>>24446334actually knowing how to cook
>>24446328I really don't get the whole no pineapple on pizza thing.
https://twitter.com/kid_poro/status/1276793910304489473Based poorfag.
>>24446335Thank you but I was asking for the one after this, that's airing right now
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1276814632338903040
>Already has the preview readyIt's all part of her plans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPBZOjh-tP4
Haachama, i kneel...
>>24446346its a new genre of idol. she really is the kojima of hololive.
>>24446334Wife material
>>24446337Its the land anon. The land itself is cursed.
>>24446353no need to be rude to your fellow countrymen
I love our cute retarded daughter
>>24446360ZACKY WACKY???
>>24446330Your dream, I'm sorry I couldn't protect it...
>>24446329I'm already subbed to..>Korone>Okayu>Risu>Pekora>PikameeHaachama will be the last one I ever follow, I swear to god. I need to live my life.
>>24446346She's inventing a new type of idol where she's the only one qualified, thus gain the title of SAIKYOU AIDORU by default.
>>24446334Australia.
>>24446341Towa...
>>24446346The holos are only idol in name
>>24446355>>24446358This is high art
>>24446337When you rob a land from people to send your prisoners, it often ends up pretty badly
>>24446346this is a post-modern idol, you unironically need a high IQ to understand Haachama
Will you weatch BANpire's stream?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4p28FPJ7PY
bros i'm going to rewatch aki's ehoumaki stream to erase my memories of this haachama's stream...
>>24445996It's all still stuff you would put in a sandwich except the fucking gummy worms.
>This ending I love this
>>24446334One get viewsOther doesn't
Considering giving my next membership to haachama after this stream
>>24446330>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U310Gx26Jvg
>>24446378I will, she's cute
>>24446377>he posts as the haachama nau song plays
>>24446346Haachama is the free jazz of the jazz genre, you just play it and see what sticks.
Meru...
>>24446380Post the stream here so we can all do the same.
She's gone full straya m8s
Ok CSI bros, we need to recreate Haachama's face using the knife reflections
Haachama...our daughterRoberu...our sonTowa...our wife
You fucks better supacha Kanata
>>24446381Imagine the gummy worms are salty.
You win Haachama, I'm subscribing.
>>24446378Only until the Subaru collab starts. If she can last that long without getting banned.
>>24446378I take that censored cleavage is now the norm for thumbnails
>>24446378Time to see how many people really care to watch her.
>>24446395oh god we went too far
>>24446378I need to watch Towadio...
>>24446393naw, wheres the vegm8 m8y?
>>24446330>holoJP is filled with retarded girls>stars is stuck at sub 1k viewers>holoCN can't surpass holoJP in their own country>holoID is filled with selfdoxx retard, mujaheddin and one ungrateful cuntYAGOO...
Will Haachama be the same even in Japan?
>>24446396>you fucks better be a mindless simpsLol
>>24446385Based.
>>24446397Coco... our wife's boyfriend
>>24446398>saltyif they are the ones i think they are, they would have been covered in sugar, or she got the shit ones
>>244464065k?
>>24446393What the fuck is wrong with Australian Sausage. The ones they use for barbecue taste mediocre. I couldn't even taste the the meat when I had it back then.
Coco's chat is so active even though there's 2 hours left>people have donated over 40,000 yen already
>>24446393proud of that cunt
>>24446378Assuming the game doesn't crash her OBS and she'd have to finish it early like Aqua. That game is cursed.
Reflection bros, the time is now
>>24446346The only actual idols are sora, suisei and the one that looks like a condom, maybe in some future ppt
>>24446378Can't wait for the next PIEN victimWill her live2d even work with the likes of Pien?
That Haachama BGM was amazing
Haato is basically vtuber Shoko Nakagawa so whatever.
>>24446407Haachama ahegao
>>24446409Everything's not on fire and there's no abbo sniffing petrol in the middle of the roadno footy on no grill brosit's no straya
>>24446346She's a comedian idol. She believes that you don't have to be just one, she's an entertainer first and foremost and makes do with what she has. She is unironically the bleeding edge of vtubing.
I hope Fubuki is not a guest
https://twitter.com/houshoumarine/status/1276525667333464064Oshiomama....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4p28FPJ7PY Melhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmf1b99TPe8 Towa
>>24446429Yabaiii
>>24446422>two akasupas out of nowhere just nowshe'll come out of this a multimillionaire
>>24446391https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L0Drq-qayc
>>24446424Sora was able to play it normally with minimal fps drops and she has a shit Laptop. There's something wrong with Aqua's setup.
>>24446439Towa!
>>24446425Only a fucking wizard can extract something substantial in those reflections.
coco's 3D will look silly after this magnificent haachama stream
pity sex with pekora!
>>24446378Fuck that I'm watching Towa.
I love her so much it hurts...This cover was absolutely adorable.
all these boring shit streamswhen is peko streaming
>>24446429>autoplay onFucking disgusting.
>>24446450Make that dragon wanna retire
>>24446239I'm going to throw you newfags a bone. This isn't her first time making horrible shit. There's a whole playlist of it. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQoA24ikdy_ndOwLwH324SossXxEzPQ29https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Wh4GcMWNsHere's another one where she made shit for Marine to eat in Choco's kitchen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4p28FPJ7PY
>>24446396Man she really does read them all, she has been at it for a long time
Im really happy just to watch Haacama enjoying her stream...
She's literally not even live for another two hours...
>>24446454It was.
>>24446438
>>24446457Why are rabbitfags like this?
>>24446393Put Fosters instead because that's the kind of mistake that sheila would make
>>24446445Some anons suggested that the game doesn't cap the frame rate, so on high end PCs it could potentially go in the 1000s and cause issues.
>>24446445>yfw it's because that laptop had such a shit gpu that maxing it out did nothing for the bit miner
>>24446433
>>24446439Even JPs are doing towaiting nowactually wholesome
>>24446461DELETE THAT CURSED GIFMEL HAS BIG BOOBS BIG LOVELY BOOBS
>>24446465>Be haachama>Make 600$ for just sneezing on your sushi
>>24446411Coco is going to put her down as soon as she arrives at the airport
Miko is already 339K subscribers, there is only a little amount of time before she hits 350K.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9zw0QF12KcSakurakaze is now 332K, we might be able to hit simultaneous 350K. I am tempted to buy views for Sakurakaze to top off the remaining numbers if it's something small like 1k/5k though, but I might as well akasupa her instead. So let's do our best 35p.
>>24446465Huh, interesting, I was always under the impression that playboard doesn't monitor streams before they go live.
>>24446465uhmm....kanatanbros???we might have been somewhat cocky
>>24446454>No AssCreed4 todayIt hurts, Subatomo...
>>24446454It really was. Makes me smile every time I listen to it. Make her a second outfit 3D model already you hacks
>>24446461>she wants the pien
>>244464652 hours until Coco sets the spacha record.
>>24446462She used to read only the names for most of them and only read all of the texts in special occasions, but lately she started reading them every stream. I'm not going to complain, it's like a prolonged zatsudan where she makes more money.
>>24446362
I've actually never watched Towa. What should I expect?
>>24446489Is that so. Now I want to supacha Kanata to talk to her.
>>24446346If Gohan can find a power greater than SSJ his own way, Haato can find entertainment greater than idol her own way you dare doubt her?
>ayames tweetshes preg...
>>24446461OH NO NO NO NO
>>24446492man voice
>>24446491>LA HAACHAMAVIDAD
>>24446492Towa!
>people are already giving a lot of akasupas before the stream even beginFBK please don't look...
>>24446497i'm the father...
men, huh
>>24446492gutter voice but nice hat
If Coco waited till next month after the paypigs got the paychecks she would get more money
YOU GUYS DID WATCH HER STREAM RIGHT
>>24446468Who's the bigger gachikoi, Taylor Corey or Sutehan?
>>24446504she already went blind from how much she faps to holostars
>>24446500That's hot
>>24446465I'm so happy for Kanatan. Lots of love today for such a milestone. Feels good to see her in a good mood like this.
>>24446510Anzu...
>>24446329I have a seperate account where I'm subbed to every hololive just so it doesnt flood my normal feed with a bunch of shit I dont understand. Same with twitter
>>24446507she does have a nice hat...
>>24446506I can't believe Captain Barumbarun is announcing her JAV debut on twitter
>>24446506>google tlmember stream
Towa....
Oh god Mel why?! Nobody told her about the thumbnails. In b4 b&
inb4 Mel ban
>>24446514I should've clarified, for Coco
radio is on
>>24446509Squirrel voice > adult voice
>>24446514What actually happened to him?
>>24446510isnt the one working himself to death
Mel?
KEKED BY YOUTUBE KUN
>>24446492Apex Legends
kek
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1276817690644996096announcement at the end of the radio!?
Towachama...
>>24446515I'm curious, do you use these accounts at all or they are just to increase their subs numbers?
>that barkusa
HOLY SHIT MEL! what a genius
>>24446492Cute!!!
てんさい
LMAO
My sides
>hiding her tits with youtubebig 草
Waking up at 6 AM for Towadio!
Another one taken by YouTubechad.
>>24446534Clever
>>24446527Dad is having health issues or something so he's going offline
>>24446538Yes. Luckily on YT and twitter its really easy to switch between accounts.
MAKE MEL GREAT AGAIN
>>24446540Her boobs are for youtube eyes only.
Youtubekun can't stop winning
>>24446518but when will Houshou, Marine and Senchou announce theirs?
tfw cucked by YouTube again
https://youtu.be/r1NlF6iBJMWow where did this come from
YOUTUBE-KUN BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1NlF6iBJMkKorone?
>>24446536Hopefully she will announce her graduation.
Is her live 2D lagging?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1NlF6iBJMk
>lagging alreadyMel...
>>24446561Video unavailable
Get fucked YT she's too big brain for you
>>24446534>Youtube-kun dumped Korone for Melholy based
Mel's chat is already flooded with EOPs. Towa 2.0.
>>24446536Maybe the 150k celebration stream
>>24446567Her whole stream is lagging
>>24446536>Towa the 2nd one to get 3DNobody see this coming
>>24446378>molests her>cover still won't give her even a decent laptopbro what's this framerate
>>24446563>>24446568so thats what she was dancing for the other day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDvU-71ZNmkTowa...
>>24446570Wonder if it was accidentally uploaded, it was a video of korone dancing to a song, apparently to promote スペチャンVR
Is Pien badly optimised, or does Meru play on a toaster?
>>24446573How many holos can feasibly EOP's adopt
>>24446501Prospero año y felicidad!
I will marry Coco! Today!
>>24446582MEIDOSSSSSSSSSSS
>>24446492Annoying
Coco will break all records today bros, this debut will set a new standard in which all chuubas will aspire to achieve, years from now people will look back to this day as a watershed moment.Fubuki's reign have its days numbered, soon there will be a new age, a Dragon Age™
>>24446536Towa ASMR for sure.
>>24446580More like what the fuck is Pien
>>24446573cuckbros love damaged goods
>>24446585badly optimized. even aqua couldn't run it
This slideshow is better than Aqua's slideshow
>>24446585Toaster
>>24446582Where are the Lulus?
>Towa not even 2k viewersLmao.
>>24446585Both
Mel inclining! She will never have to collab with Choco ever again.
>>24446563>a fucking dog dances better than the pride of Hololive
>>24446585Probably the former since Aqua was the same way in her last stream
>>24446603>2,018 watching nowAnonchama!?
>>24446603
>>24446603The EOP's love Mel now
>things people of the opposite sex said to you that made you go doki dokiyabee
she did it. she completed her 180k celebration challenge. 18 complete runs of getting over it man over an 18 hour stream
>>24446599That just means Aqua had the better rig.
>>24446582>guys i found the funny link xDD
Mel is pretty entertaining and easy to watch. I think she will have consistent 4k+ viewership going forward.
>>24446603Familia loyalty runs cheap, they're now watching Mel instead.
>>24446576From the Suisei spats artisthttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/82587048
>>24446603>Anon doesn't know how to count
so what's the appeal of mel?All I know about her is that controversy with her manager or whatever
The FPS on this Mel stream....
>>24446626BOOBS
>>24446616Gotta admire that autism.
>>24446615Do the Holos count?...
>>24446536This better be an original song or another cover
>>24446582I got banned for saying she was ugly, mods are towafags confirmed
>>24446567Pien is impossible to stream properly
>>24446480Don't buy views, I've been running it on autorefresh after playback since you suggested it, fellow 35P! Let's keep it up!
>>24446622BASED
>>24446573you mean korone
>>24446582Post the leak pic of Aki
>>24446626No clue. I'm only watching because its a Pien stream.
>>24446626Vampire that sucks your semen instead of blood
every single time
>>24446626half of it's just the Noel appeal of big titties and the other half is whiteknighting
>>24446603A lot of 「The Family」 is sleeping around these hours.
Lunabros where you at?
>>24446613>2018viewchama... it's 2020
>>24446589haha, it's lulu da!
>>24446635Shion had no problems
>>24446582MEIDOS? NO?
>Towa making you go doki dokiDidn't expect her to actually read them.
>>24446626You probably still haven't heard her singing voice
>>24446642so she's a succubus larping as a vampire?
>>24446622Yup I'm fapping to this
>>24446582MEIDOS! Someone please draw the three-headed pony lulu with wojak lulu and apu lulu as the other heads, also with nipples already! it'll be the ultimate meidos summoner.
>>24446634She's cute though. Maybe mods just think you're a fucking faggot
>>24446646Nna!
>>24446634based meidos dabbed on faggots
If any translators want free (you)'s and youtube cred, they should jump onto the Mel train
>>24446646Us 3 should stick together.
>>24446626Cute voice, cute inside.
>>24446622Look at her go!
>>24446626I see big banpire titties i click the video
>>24446626https://vocaroo.com/gQzOTgNUVgr
>>24446626She's Noel and Choco but better
>>24446626Embodiement of eroticly cute
>>24446662no one here knows japanese
>>24446591Don't be overhyped else you're just gonna get disappointed.
>>24446649Yea... but it jumped to 2021 lol
>>24446662What's the point if Mel won't notice me
>>24446603Its 5am anon half the family is sleeping.
>>24446622Don't forget to watch her stream today, anons!
>>24446646Here>>24446663Pretty sure there's lots of Lunafags now
>>24446645I just woke up for this, the family should be stronger
>>24446667drummer ojii-san!!
Why is mel's hand on her neck
pien
>>24446622Based. Thanks as always anon.
>>24446603>all chats are memberscope
>>24446626cute
>>24446662Mel is a boring shit
this towaradio thing is pretty comfy, whyd she stop before
coco has more viewers waiting for her than fbk on a good day.
>>24446678>We are Knights that protect a princessHow fucking cool is that?
>>24446603Numberfags are the worst
considering mel barely streamed for a year, (and even before that, she didn't stream that much) and now that the holo fanbase has pretty much quadrupled since then you might as well consider this mels real debut, since she is getting as much attention as if she where a new holo basically.
I felt that one. I liked that one Towa.
>>24446683vampire self defense, covering her neck
>>24446692She just wants to play FPS games all day.
How dangerous is it?https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1276760863152566272
>>24446582If you're gonna get banned anyway, at least dox everything you have.
>>24446692Depression, she cancelled streams left and right after the incident.
>>24446659>>24446662Fuck off she's ugly as fuck
>>24446701>put components on shag carpetThe fuck niggy
>translate video>instant 1k+ subswhy arent you starting your youtube channels?
>>24446677Anon, that's a falseflagger laying the foundations so he can post later about how Cocofags were getting full of themselves. Expect more of those leading up to the stream.
>>24446694Why do you guys hate this cutie so much? Yoisho
More Kaichou
>>24446645somebody post WELCOME TO THE FAMILY webm
>>24446634I would too, you're a piece of shit, Towa is one of the best things lately for Hololive and indies
Family.. I can't understand anything..
>>24446705glad she's happier now
Yabai nora...
>>24446678>>24446646Us 4 should stick together.
>>24446712Is google translate enough
>>24446705Did her multiple GFs cure her depression then?
>Towa will never 待って you
>>24446603Mel's case was more Yabee than Towa's.
>Mel playing the game with only one handgod gamer
>>24446701Parts will be fine
>>24446701that rig is done for
>>24446701Don't show this to /g/..
>>24446714Stop shilling homos
L O V E
>>24446705She kept doing the radio for a while after the incident.
>>24446714nobody hates fbkwe're just memeing
>YouTube-kun ntr’d your wifeHow do you deal with the feeling
Today I will remind them
>>24446712you can't even get money lol, whats the point
Mel's asmr is better than danchou desu
>>24446714Fubuki is best girl by far, wish i can hear her cheetah men song again...
>>24446696I'm not saying they're seaniggers but seanig hours always have the most numberfags, why is that hmmm?
>>24446582Towa's kinda cute, anons...
When watching Coco laterRemember the words of Mea
Damn mel SUCKS at video games, everybody else who played it was pretty much done by now
>>24446737>I want to be transparent with my kenzoku...
>>24446714She's way too nice to be genuine. I bet she looks down on her fellow holos and she only helps them to promote her reputation and gain even more subs.
>>24446712I don't understand japanese.
>>24446701>wifi cardDoes she not have router or even ethernet?
>>24446719LMAO
>>24446745Yea Aqua speedrun that shit in 5 minutes
>>24446618Yeah her timing is bad, Mel is hot now I don't know if her schedule didn't allow her to go earlier or later but Going at the same time as Meru was a big mistake, she is over 9000 right now.
>>24446701All the pins that have contact with the carpet
yabee
I wonder if the number of posts will go above 15ppm during Coco’s reveal.Every time I’ve browsed 4stats.io, no other general/thread has gotten this fast.
>>24446724it'll probably have better grammar than some of the jp native clip translations
>>24446701>laying the parts on carpetI bet she doesn't even have an anti-static wristband
>>24446713meant for>>24446673
>>24446714I don't hate FBK at all
pretty = idol, seiyuuuglys = vtuber
>>24446712I don't even know English.
>>24446738>he doesn't know
>>24446705What incident?
>>24446720Focus moreEven if you don't get anything today, it's good practice, and doing this often will make it so you actually can understand
Guys how can Aqua recover from her downfall? I'm worried that she will quit streaming for good in a while.
>>24446758why is she standing next to a MAN??fucking unsubscribed
>>24446758God I hate Izuru's design from the waist down
pien...
>>24446626Surrogate girlfriend style vtuber but for people who want a young sex bomb instead of a daugherwife, co-dependent or autist.
>>24446701>b450Moona... please... upgrade kudasai
>>24446744Which is? Please spoonfeed me.
>Meru will never laugh at your Pien...
>>24446744"I bathe once a week"?
>>24446692>>24446705do you fags even know how much work and preparation is needed for one of these streams
Towa...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1NlF6iBJMk Korone dancing
>>24446563Does that mean Korone went to the studio just to do that 2 minute video?
>>24446701MOONA! I'm going to cry in a shower now.
>>24446758Why does Izuru wear stupid short shorts?
>>24446701>building a pc on carpetYeah. Pretty dangerous.
>>24446736It can't be helped.
>>24446768oh shit you can earn as much as 1 FBK stream
>>24446720Do your reps, Towa is the only one for me who is pretty understandable with N4 skills
>>24446774He's using fucking mini jeans my sister uses mini jeans
>>24446777>>>youngbro even with her vtuber act I can tell she's at least 30
>>24446777That's a good explanation
>>24446772She should do what Miko is doing with various FPS. Her greatest strength is her gaming so she shouldn't just be following the trends
>Mel is at 10k now...
I can't believe hololive is this big now
So what are your regrets Towabros?
>>244467694chan narration incident
>>24446752she got the furthest room from router in holoID dorm
Is Mel actually really cute or i’m just being a white knight
>>24446785Maybe she plans to appear in Coco's 3d stream?
is this pien game just a slenderman mod?
Reminder
>>24446585Seems to be a bug, I've seen it happen on Miko's and Kaoru's streams of it. Something causes it to lag to the point where even their avatar gets choppy. Both of them solved it fairly quickly though.
>>24446744"Look look Paryi-san handjob"
>>24446750She's just a memelord who has fun with it and wants her friends to succeed
>>24446721https://youtu.be/keBnflT5sA0?t=2340Towa truly got the incident past her after finally winning here during a 12 hr stream.
Been out of the loop for a few months, so nice to come back and see that Towa finally has friends, even if they arent hololive girls. I feel proud
>>24446422>Coco's chat is so active even though there's 2 hours left>>people have donated over 40,000 yen alreadywhere are you getting the numbers from? How do you find out how much shes making from superchat?
>>24446697>already at 10k views>superchatxplosion>while the rest of gen 1 is already fading away into obscurity save for hachamamel confirmed 5th gen holo
>>24446797yeah but Pekora gets that on a bad day
>>24446800Not trying to learn Japanese sooner.
Ah ah ah. Konpeko konpeko konpeko
>>24446769she whore herself out for extra buck to get the new GPU she wanted
yabai
Mel...
That was fast
>>24446744>It's so Itchy?
>>24446701Indonesia is pretty humid isn't it? It's probably fine
I really wish Mel would scream less, I have to have the stream super low to protect my ears
Meru screams like a banshee!
>>24446816Towa-sama forgives you...
Making a prediction now. Coco will be in the next Hologra episode, and it'll feature them watching Asacoco on TV with 3D Coco.
>>24446769She had sex with her two boyfriends during a stream and the listeners could hear everything.
The desk looks too big on Towa's stream. Or shes too small.
Haatons, welcome to Australia.
>>24446570>>24446584>Wonder if it was accidentally uploaded, it was a video>wasIt's still there. The first anon to post it just missed the last letter of the URL
>>24446750none of them are genuine, anontachi
>>24446825What a faggot
>>24446701Barely any danger. I personally wouldn't put the components on the carpet but I've stood and built multiple pcs in a carpeted room
>>24446800Just like >>24446816If I start learning Japanese at the age of 20, I'd be fluent for now
>>24446744Mea is CCP spy agent.
>>24446779Toilet paper
>>24446830It's a table that's supposed to seat multiple people, but you know...
>>24446737>"Ohayappi. uuuuuh... I kinda have a little bit of an announcement, I just wanna be completely transparent with you Kenzoku, as you Ken know I have a beautiful channel, and a supachat sty full of paypigs. And I wanna be transparent that I've been unfaithful by being 2km near a male voice, and I'm probably going to be taking some time away, t-time off, to focus on... Stupid fucking mistakes man. Otsuyappi."
>>24446768>a fellow based 4 patrons chad
>>24446701She managed to fix it.https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1276785706296176641
>>24446825this. Who knows what my neighbors would think if they heard her erratic screaming coming from my appartment
I missed the beginning of Mel's stream, how much cash was dumped on her? Cover's going to be raking it in today.
Based Mea btfo all idolfags
>>24446626For once I have to agree with >>24446668 dumbass, she basically has "tenure" she is one of the only Holos with professional level Voice acting.
>>24446825sameI put it so low I cannot hear her but the screams are still loud.
>>24446833https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1NlF6iBJMkhe probably accidentally pressed the delete button kek
man i plan to translate this towaradio but there isn't any interesting part yet, its nice to listen to but i doubt people would like it
Guys Mea just DM'ed me on twitter, she said when Coco's 3D stream hits 80k viewers she's gonna have kanata take over the stream and expose Yagoo for sexually harassing holostar members
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5gjfie8sQY Hope you're ready.
>>24446844But it's higher than her shoulders
>>24446845Can't believe towa is getting cancelled like doc..
Sometimes I regret not learning Japanese but I honestly think it's the only thing keeping Hololive from completely consuming my life. At least now I can step out during zatsudans to sleep or eat and I don't feel as guilty when 5 streams are going at once and I can't watch them all.
>>24446813https://playboard.co/en/channel/UCS9uQI-jC3DE0L4IpXyvr6w
Mel is SOARING
https://twitter.com/bngl0121R18/status/1276768704521355265
>>24446803
You have been visited by the Holy Mother of the kenzoku, Towa-sama. All your sins are yurusareru regardless if you reply to this post or not.
TOWA 3D NEXT WEEK!!!!! EASY 150K LIVE VIEWERS GET!
>>24446622you should've posted the bulge edit
our girl made 10k yuan or 1,4k dollars on her stream
>>24446828She will appear with fellow recent 3D chad Rikka!!
How is this game even scary? It's a fucking emoji for christ's sake.
>>24446860what are they gonna be doing?
>>24446841Start now. Assuming you are 25 right now. In 5 years at age 30 you are going to say the same thing again. "if only I had started at age 25". Well that's now! So start
>>24446772Don't worry, she'll throw a Minecraft stream up in a few hours, just you wait. We're going home. Again. For real this time.Kaoru did one this morning.
>>24446862It's a perspective issue, she should really be turned.
>>24446834>While streaming/on air for Holofes 20xx>"I love you so much fellow holos! We went through so much hardships together that we forged a strong bond!">Off air>snubbing and barely talking to each other
>>24446867THE PRIDE
>>24446865Can I somehow change the currency?
>>24446864I see it the other way, if one day I stop watching hololive, anime or in general consuming anime culture, I'd like to at least have learned the language
Guys Mea just DM'ed me on twitter, she said when Coco's 3D stream hits 80k viewers she's gonna have kanata take over the stream and expose Watane for sexually harassing Yagoo
Jeezis Mel it's just a stupid sad face you're destorying my sound equipment and my ears, how can something so small have such strong lungs?
>>24446869Towa...
>>24446585The game is made by retarded memesterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V707r4bkJOY
Listen anons, I'm not the one who claimed Towa is averaging close to 4k viewers nowadays. If you don't like numbers, don't lay claim to any numbers.
almost time for coco to show her cocos
>>24446701Not at all.
>>24446701women...am I right?
>>24446875it's not they just ham it up to seem "cute"
This Mel hand is triggering me just like Tamaki's fap hand
Well sorry Mel but that's too much screaming, I'm going to watch Towadio instead, especially since anons here says she's easier than most to understand
>>24446869I fucking love Towa. Unironically I'm in love with her.
does anyone notice Towa half clipping into the table
Based EOP throwing desk at the door.
>>24446897fuck out of here mea
>>24446873on the 18h one? That's not that great I think
>>24446886She had practice ;)
hmm, suddenly realising Mel could have easily been included in that Ui mama impersonation stream. Could've really confused everyone.
>>24446750that would be moe thoughImagine a kurokami who insists everything she does is for selfish purposes but still collabs with everyone at the end of the dayimagine festival clinging onto and smooching kurokami who keeps trying to push her away and calls her annoying but that just makes festival more excitedimagine the pressure when kurokami turns back into fubuki
>>24446860the fuck did she get implants? she's huge
holy shit, she understood that chair throwing?
>I broke my table by throwing it to the doorOk which one of you sent this
>>24446563What if this some other cover employee, dancing in the place of Korone...Narativebros...
>>24446900I feel you bro, my tshirts finally arrived and now I'm too scared to wear them in case I ruin it
Anon please.... clean your room a little. Dust some dusty bits.It's getting sad.
Yawn boring. When is Luna streaming?
>>24446912I don't know if a single Towabro is that off the hook here.
>>24446890Is blueprint native optimization automatic? If it is it seems like a good idea for prototypes/small games, 8 times less performance is not that bad, considering most of the code will be the engine itself
>>24446899Almost 13k, keep seething
>>24446918She just streamed anon
>>24446916whats the point? it will just be dusty again in a week.
I'd throw myself at Towa instead
>>24446869My halo...
>>24446919There was always the one that cut トワ into themself
>>24446916I'm trying to see if the cum corner will gain sentience
Good stream
Well Mel, You got me intriged but I have a date with a duck and friends, so I leave.
>2hours before start>already earned 200k yen fbk... don’t watch coco’s stream today
Thats why you use AMD insteadIntel can't handle Pien
>>24446922When was I implying that other people should follow my choice? They can all live from what they do, I don't really care about anything else
>>24446914This is possible, but it's probably still a girl. Can you imagine a guy doing those moves? It's embarrassing.
>>24446925Defeatism is for Towa fans, you're not a fucking Towafan are you anon
>>24446905quite a bit of money in china though. not like she doesn't earn money other days too. she also got 3k more subs from it
>>24446927BASED
>>24446701So Risu, where's yours?
>check out Mel's stream>It's the worst fucking slideshow I've ever seenHow do you even watch that?
>>24446834ThIs. All of them are faking everything from their voice and personality to their supposed interests. They don't actually like any of the shit they claim to.
Towa Radio is way too fun.
We ragtime now
>>24446933pork...chop...
>>24446929Isn't that originally a Shionfag who cut "Tsuon" on his hand
>>24446942Aqua streaming Pien was worse.
>>24446916the world clearly wants this shit to be dusty, I won't fight nature
>>24446937>Towa fans>>>/v/eddit
>>24446916This >>24446925 but in 2/3 days
>>24446934Speaking of /g/http://poal.me/njzmh4http://poal.me/njzmh4http://poal.me/njzmh4http://poal.me/njzmh4
>>24446886She's an amazing singer anon.
>>24446947Surely no one would fuck up that hard.
Nice of Subaru to wait until Towaradio is over to start her giant collab.
>>24446946Abayo!
How many 1 fps Pien streams has it been? Like 4?
>>24446914I can't believe Korone bullied a poor intern into dancing and then tried to pass it off as her own. She even told her viewers that she had been dancing to make it more believeable
>>24446953walk around your place naked like me and you will produce less dust
>>24446778What's wrong with b450? Asking for a friend...anithing "better" seemed like a waste of money
>>24446961I think Shion's the most watchable so far
>>24446963I don't live alone
>>24446943Bullshit. Iofi clearly likes drawing, korone likes retro games, pekora loves money, and okayu loves food. Now fuck off
>>24446961The only pien stream that has passable fps that I watched was Ars'
Why is bilibili like this? How do i download stuff from there without having this constantly happen
>>24446876Listening to holos complain about life.
>>24446966I'm sure your mom will understand if you explain
Hey, at least it isn't Yandere Scamulator.
>>24446962It's probably A-chan.
Subatomo, where's the stream...?
>>24446964Nothing is wrong with it, that guy just dont have any idea about mobos and just follow memes.
>>24446972I live with a friend
We're gonna run out of images before Coco 3D...
Duck is live.
>>24446960Yoisho!
>>24446955Looks like the majority of /hlg/ posters are technologically challenged and just buy whatever prebuilt PC they can find.
>>24446970Seconding this, how do you get high quality rips from there too?
>>24446980
>>24446976you should try approaching him in the nude next time. you never know what will happen...
Look Kenzoku, two hands!
11.8k Melbroshttps://youtu.be/j4p28FPJ7PY
So is Pien just a bitcoin miner?
Go go go, we need to reach 2k posts by one and half hours!
>>24446970Hi, Jesse. It shuld resume download if you use the same command once again.
>>24446947How does that even happen. If you just google Murasaki Shion you get the proper spelling
>>24446970Sudo
Mio hijack
>>24446964something like the next gen of AMD CPUs won't support it so buying one is a mistakedoesn't actually matter unless you're autistic about having a top of the line rig at all times
There's a lot of Nintendo stuff around the Holooffice, did they get permissions back?
>>24446991I cant believe Towa is flexing on people with no hands
Quality production from Subaru
>>24446994Yes, it was made by Coco's gachikois, Coco is the one who suggested it to other holos, so this way lots of people will download it, and Coco will always be at the top of superchats
>>24446980Towadio is better anyway
>>24446955>Intel in 2020
>>24446970I remember once downloading 50MB video and it took like 30 min and a lot of retries.
>>24446992Imagine being a Towafag right now and seeing this.
>>24446970You probably need an account, but I gave up of trying to get anything from chinese sites. They are locked too much.
I'll never superchat to towa after finding out she has seen a penis before
Who's ready to get filtered by this collab?
>>24446980Good, allow me to help.
Mio really is the go-to hostess for everything, ain't she
Miko is going to butterfly...
So I noticed something. 3/5 of Gen 1 are the BANSHEE WAIL streamers.1. Haachama2. Festival3. MeruDo we have others?
PATA PATA
Shoutouts to this guy
>elite>duck>that other dog or cat thingneat
>>24447009Most people don't upgrade their PCs every year, it would be a waste. I'm very skeptic of performance gains of CPUs in the last 5 years
>>24447011I don't need to imagine. Just look at all the post saying Mel screams to loud and they are switching to Towa instead
>>24447013You better not superchat Korone either, she saw one on stream in character.
Why did danchou and Mel even join hololives their roommate channels are already more popular than most vtubers at this point
>>24446996I know that but it constantly happens so I need to keep restarting it
>>24446997Mistook ツ for シ
>>24446758>he has thinner legs than a petite girl
>>24446905i didn't think of it before but she gained memberships too. youtube only has the basic membership right? bilibili has higher tiers $282 mmebership and even a 2,8k membership. the basic one is $27 and she gained a bunch of those. i think like 40 and one or two of the $292.
Cute butterflies
>>24447020>what is a phone?
>>24447018No wonder they kick Fubuki into Gamers
>>24447016She's the best MC in Hololive, a real blessing
>>24446970remove metadata
>>24447000B450 boards are getting zen3 support anonchama
Subaru + Okayu stream when?
>>24447025Danchou joined because she wanted to make friends.
>>24447020Why doesn't he just watch from his phone?
>>24446964DDR5 is coming soon, no real reason to buy one
>>24447011My family can smile at me can yours do the same numberfuck?
>we`re peaking 17 posts/min>in comparison /v/ is around 60so this is the power of chuubas.. I wonder how many posts per minute we will peak with coco's stream
I'm watching SubaMio with Miko instead.
Give me back Miko's stiff neck
>>24447024that was ok because it was a flaccid penis. an erect one would be a different matter
>>24447028lol, thought so
>>24447011imagine being a cuck posting about numbers
Lots of Miko with Subaru lately.
>>24447024Proofs? It was probably a cartoon penis
>>24447031They're fairies!
>>24447032>>24447038>singapore
Can we bury this thread before Coco's 3D?
>>24447020el gigachad
>>24447013I supacha'd her at the moment when I found out that she would laugh at my penis
>>24447031These clothes looks weird on Mio
>>24447036There was some sort of shitstorm along those lines a few months ago, maybe I'm misremembering or people were mistaken about the B450 support thing at first
>>24447042What's /pol/s posts/min?
>>24446980Post lewd image bros.
HAACHAMA!
>can't find the last one
>>24447020
Master chef in Mio stream!
Wouldn't it be funny if after all this hype Coco's stream ends up being a wet fart? Just a thought i had haha
Haachama?!
HAACHAMA
>>24446910You're making an assumption here because her body is obscured. She's likely leaning back.
HAACHAMA?!
>>24446985>>24447009Fuck you, AMD CPUs were ass before the ryzen series came out and I haven't needed to upgrade my intel one from before thenThough there really isn't any excuse for people who actually got AMD gpus.
>>24447028yikes
>>24447054You can just bump every JP thread one by one and then create a new thread you know
POV: You're sushi ingredients about to be raped and defiled in unspeakable ways by Haachama.
>>24447050During her watch along of Midsommar, there's a very long sex scene and you can see a bunch of breasts and the guy's dick.
>>24447059https://4stats.io/
Indie game dev here, just gave cover permissions and gifted a copy to Miko, they sound super receptive and have bought the game for everybody
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1276821086450053120Suisei's stream today delayed by 2 and a half hour to 22:30, but there seems to be "something" at 19:30
>>24446961i watched miko's and hers was okay
>>24447022I'm pretty sure I've been using the same CPU for over 7 years, somehow I never felt like I needed to change
>>24447076lmao
>>24447079Enjoy your bitcoins anon.
>>24447080She's a part of the Mio/Miko/Subaru collab.
>you will never eat ice cream with Towa after you took a bath together
>>24447042>>24447059/v/ asnd /pol/ sit at 68 posts per minute for all the board. /jp/ sits at 14 posts per minute, with 12 of those being in the holo thread
Based JSL gaijinbro
>>24447053What? Singapore has some of the best Internet, infrastructure and tech in the world. I could watch streams on the shitter in some old colonial townhouse that was converted into a restaurant when I visited
Haachama!??
>>24447053do they not have phones in singapore?
>>24447087
Haachama you're trying way too hard...
>>24445997LOOK AT HER GOLE!
I don't understand anything bros........
https://twitter.com/Artia_Hololive/status/1276827995848577029My wife is so talented!
HAACHAMACHAMAAAAAAA
>>24446591It's probably not even gonna be as fun as elf's and will probably even get flagged
Haachama is really working hard to hog all the attention she can get before Coco take the stage, huh?
>>24447073The RX 580 era of AMD was better than the Nvidia equivalent though.
Why Haachama like that?
>>24447087Had the same thought...
>>24447090Singapore is also a jew with data usages, all those infrastructures dont come cheap.
How do i get a Haachama gf?
Meru...battery
Remember when this girl was supposed to be an oujou-sama and not a screaming Australian shitposter?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAACHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAACHAMA?!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>24447079why is the /jp/ spoiler image in a axe wound
She's not going to talk tomorrow with that scream.
ha-haachama... daijoubu?
>>24446014isn't it odd to have 100k viewers and over 70k viewers in the same column? I can understand having them both but if they're in the same line it makes one of them redundant for that line, meaning only 4 squares are needed for a bingo
>>24447110True, tourist sim came with a lot of data cap I suppose.
>>24447111Chloroform
>>24447111be white and australian
>>24447100What a slut.
>>24447100HUGE BROTHERS
>>24447086Her silhouette isn't there, but she was retweeting the collab
>>24447115HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What did she mean by this?
>ywn go on a night walk with Towa
Is Haachama the reddit of Hololive?
>>24447115no, you're thinking of someone else
>>24447117It's a portal to a cute 17 year old home.
Oh no, I accidentally drank water. Now I'll have to toilet RTA in the middle of Coco's 3D stream.
>>24447117That's it I quit.
I HOPED DUCK STREAM WILL HELP ME FORGET ABOUT THE SUSHI HELL
>>24447117jesus...
>>24446970gonna double this one >>24447035i just enter the url afteryoutube-dl [url]and it works perfect. it's probably the metadata>>24446987doesn't youtube-dl give you best source automatically? mine does it's 720 or 1080 depending on the source.
>>24447129She wants the carrot.
>>24447131She's the Filthy Frank of Hololive.
mikoti lmao
>>24447126What kind of collab is this? didn't realize my holo was in it.
>>24447126They changed it last minute. Added Suisei and another girl that I forgot, think it was Watame?
>>24447104She's going to show up uninvited to the 3D debut and get a faceful of dragon wang
>>24447135Just load the stream up on your phone.
https://youtu.be/RFJcxZKCiTkhttps://youtu.be/Fm22TgXM9rwNever forget Risu and Moona graduation streams
>>244471111. Acquire two sets of plane tickets, one from your current location to Australia, then two from Australia to Japan2. Make sure you wear your stinkiest, dirtiest socks and shoes along the way.3. Make sure you pack the essentials; Korean seawood, kimchi, gummie worms, old cum bottle (2liters)4. Learn Japanese
>>24447123>born in the wrong commonwealth country
The OkaKoro stream was a little boring, but they seemed to have fun doing it so whateverI hope they get the chance to ask Nintendo-sama for permissions
>>24447126She might be a last minute addition
>>24447117I genuinely hope this is bait.
>>24447117newfagchama....
>>24446992I'm thinking we're back.
>>24447126She was in the thumbnail for the video, as well as Watame.
>>24447117How the fuck did you find this board?
>>24447066Flare's 3D debut was a wet fart too but people were blinded by the excitement that it was actually finally happening. I imagine Coco's stream will benefit from that same effect, no matter how wet it is.
>>24447141
>>24447117Anon....
Why did everyone bring up haachama?
My fucking ears Haachama
>>24447117
Headphones chads?
Did haachama spike hereself what the fuck did she place in her food?!
>>24447131She's the Kojima of Hololive
>Miko wants to eat Haato's food every dayMIKO NO
>>24447117Anonchama...
>>24447163watch subaru you closed weeb
>>24447117I don't know either but I'll still laugh at you
>>24447141you could have just said yes
OH RADIO TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW
>>24447098Nice
>>24447117I don't even understand this
>>24447139I just get an unknown resolution when I check.
>>24447148The squirrel is the smartest holo, she read the room and started growing her EOP audience for her inevitable transference to HoloEN
>>24447117get off this website you fucking faggot
haachama......
>>24447136>>24447138>>24447154>>24447162what>>24447158/v/ sent me here
>>24447117guaranteed (You)s
>>24447143Hosts are fairies who live inside a vase and they listen to the worries and complaints from people who talk into it.
>>24447129Now this is an artist who knows what he's fucking doing.
From memory it took 15 minutes for Cocos chat to clear out the supachats and start showing normal comments on her monetisation stream. Anyone want to take bets how long it will take this time around?
>>24447173im watching towa
>>24447117yoisho
What character trait and gimmick do you want to see from future Hololive members?
My pirate cosplayer wife is here!
>axe woundWat
>>24447133I was on this board like 7 years ago or something and this is the first time I've realized it's a yukari portal...
When is this fag drawing a holo doujin
She seems like she's adapting well
>drinking coffee while it's raining while kusa'ing in chatComfy.
>Drinking coffee in the rain while sending kusa in chat/hlg/...
>>24447176WO WO WOYOU KNOW IT.
A H O Y
WOMB I NEED TO FILL SENCHOU WOMB
>>24447187you have to go back
>>24447117This is moot's revenge for hijacking.
>>24447189Is this common in Japan to have this kind of weird scenario, or is it just the holos?
I hope haachama knows raw fish isn't edible everywhere. Are there any regulations regarding that in down under
my ears
>>24447187who's your favourite holo, anon?
>>24447187go back
WombScream.mp3
>>24446967This 'faking' idea is so annoying. From a business perspective what makes more sense, hiring someone who actually likes doing what they do on stream day in and day out, or hiring a poser who has to constantly strain not to break their act? Some of it might certainly be exaggerated, but nowhere near enough to matter.
WOMB BROS?!
WHAT THE FUCK
>>24447187play 2hu first
>>24447201You bloody bastard.
>>24447208From every angle!
>>24447176WOO WOO WOO
SENCHOUCHAMA!?
>>24447211I don't know, but I'd guess this idea of shouting your problems into a vase must come from some popular superstition or folklore.
Coco won't break 60k viewersCoco won't break 5m yenCoco's 3D stream won't have bouncing titsThis is going to be the most disappointing 3D stream of the year.
LAME JOKE MARINE
>>24447117anon i haven't even played a single touhou game and i know what it is
We're officially going to be deaf before Coco's 3D, on the plus side I guess we won't have to listen to her mickey mouse voice.
>>24447174Same.
>>24447212
>>24447189This sounds interesting. I wonder what she'll bring up.
Did all the Haachama posters skip her stream and just watching her video now?
only boomers get this joke
I'm so looking forward to Choco and PPT "screaming" here.
>>24447187Please go back
Is this entire stream just people yelling their introductions then getting bullied by the judges?
>>24447195I'll take a tanuki with a kansai accent, thanks
>be a neighbor to this aging OL>she's screaming again>her weird children she keeps watching giggle as if she's on their phone line>I don't know how much more I can take
Oh great, doxxfags appeared in Coco's chat...
you guys are fags get over yourselves>>24447216ppt
>>24447145>Coco’s 3D stream ends with her facefucking Haachama with her dragon dong
>>24447230>simps keep throwing cash all day long and she isnt even on
>>24447235I want to watch more weird horror movies with Korone
Screaming pot of wishes? What is this shit? They are trying to make Kanatas of us with their screams?
>>24447117>>24447187HAHA YOU ENTERED THE RABBIT HOLE FAGGOT YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE NOW.
>>24447237there are people who watch her streams??
>>24447239PPT is too self-contained to shout with all of her heart like Haachama or Senchou, but that's also cute in its own way.
Coco's chat right now
>>24447187leave this place, for your own good if nothing else
>>24447182i just enter youtube-dl url and it gives me the highest resolution it can grab which is 1080 mostly or 720.there's a program called you-get which is more focused on east asian stuff. i use it for grabbing the entire playlist because youtub-dl only grabs the first one
>>24447100Source of the music?
>>24447242We do have a tanuki coming up so it wouldn't be too hard to find a girl with a kansai accent.
>>24447187Why are you even here, just leave.
>>24447220Having common sense tends to make reading 4chan annoying
>>24447212Threadly reminder.
>>24447237Collab on Subaru channel.
>>24447241They're yelling their "worries" and get roasted by Subaru and Miko while Mio fucking dies wheezing.
>>24447255Why though
>>24447255nice
>>24447255haha 69 funny number
>>24447199Those hips aren't child bearing at all delete this
>>24447195how hard it is to have lolibaba vtuber and specializes in DCS world/military otaku?
>>24447117Get off this board right now
>>24447117People still have spoiler images enabled?I've literally forgotten what every one of them look like now.
I hope you got your birthday song from towa, towabro
>>24447243>livin' the dream
>>24447243>her weird children she keeps watching giggle as if she's on their phone line?
>>24447259>We do have a tanuki coming upAnon don't give me hope
>>24447268>>24447270
Damn it kenzokus why are we a sad bunch...
Towa...!
did someone say PIEN???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l4xJbSA5Jg
>>24447277She did it again...
>>24447100This is a Xi doppleganer Artia would never be lewdhttps://files.catbox.moe/thf6tw.mp4
>>24447255Towa's chat right now
>Towa will never sing Happy birthday to you...
>>24447268timer said 69 minutes left
Aki!
>>24447267>Mio fucking dies wheezingAnd I wouldnt have it any other way
literally who
Almost time...
>>24447117Holy shit
>>24447284PIEN 2 confirmed?
>>24447277That was adorable, the chat getting in on it as well warms my heart
>Mel, Towa and Duck streams. Missing any one of them makes me feel bad.
Mio and Subaru have been carrying Hololive in these difficult times while Fubuki who's supposed to be our leader flirts with males
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZm_Xy2zJq8 Matsuri Premiere
>>24447117Abayo niggy!
>>24447290The family get filtered...
>>24447245meh, could been worse
>>24447292So this is the future of hololive.
https://files.catbox.moe/blncza.webm
>>24447280We've known about it for months now.
How's Towa radio return
>>24447290She is such a bitch running her chat in members only mode
Towa... thank you so much.
>>24447245I dont want to hear that from /v/ of all places
low energy Aki
>>24447308The family is using Japanese
Aki...
>>24447290This Family isn't equal at all......
>>24447290It's a big happy family!
>>24447314Would be better without quad drills but otherwise pretty cute
>>24447115thanks for reminding me that there is no ojou-sama holo to appeal to my ojou-sama fetish...
>Like when you tried to invite someone and get no replyTowa...
>Towa and the family will wish you happy birthday>Towa will even sing happy birthday for youwhy the FUCK havent you joined the family yet anon?
>>24447314I hope her drills are bouncy
What is touhou? Is that the anime from the song bad apple?
Why does the spoiler icon looks like marine's womb on a horizontal view?
Redpill me on Aki Rosenthal
>>24447117There used to be collages centered around failures like you. Consider yourself spared
>>24447117S-Sugoi...
>>24447319The previous two raised the bar too high.
>>24447330I'm afraid of joining a cult
>>24447303Fubuki just does whatever she wants now and apparently this is it...
>>24447220Agreed. They will play up aspects of their characters, and that's fine and expected... That's what all entertainers do. What happens to fakers is Gibara's progression or Rushia's progression
>>24447315It's extremely comfy.
>>24447331It's a doujin category I think?
Akibros......
>>24447315I love it, she's adorable
>>24447330>Towa will even tell you to not give up and keep living onWhy is she like this bros...
>>24447315Much better than her old ones, and much longer too. Most of the old ones were like 15 minute pre-recorded videos and they were pretty lame when she didn't get Roboco or PPT in as guests.
>>24447314>DrillsHoly shit I didn't know I wanted that. But I do. I really do. I hope she has an ojou-sama laugh.
>>24447331>>24447332>p-please...I want (You)s too...you gave so many to the other anon...please...
Family together strong
>>24447330you got closer to death with every single birthday you have.
>>24447338It's more like a support group...
Aki original song!
Say something nice to this drunktard
>>24447330I am not pathetic enough to need some random stranger wishing me on my birthday
>>24447334Her power is maximum.
>>24447303>Fubuki>Our leader
>>24447117why are people so surprised by this? The first time I've entered jp was 2 weeks ago and I'm willing to bet the majority of posters are just as new as me
>>24447338Its fun, ever since I joined I got 2 promotions at work and my skin has never looked healthier. I just feel so full of energy every single day
>>24447330I'm firmly in the 35p camp, though I like to think we have good relations with The Family
>>24447338You only need to be afraid when you're not a part of it, anon, join now.
if theres no tail physics on coco thats it im fucking done this will be the last fucking straw
>>24447187>/v/tard doesn't play gamesWhy am I not surprised?
>>24447117Stop giving him yous he's getting too powerful.
Which holos will sing happy birthday to me (either in English or Japanese)
>>24447330I always see her roommate's face everytime I see her and it grosses me out
>>24447139>doesn't youtube-dl give you best source automaticallyIt doesn't, it will download the 720p video. You should use -f bestvideo+bestaudio.
https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1276830063019745285She ran away again...
>>24447356Her breath is going to make the fairies drunk.
What is this collab about?
>>24447356Very strong!
>>24447356her head is bigger than a whole duck
>>24447330because i'm already part of the membersheep and they do that too
>>24447331No, it's a videogame someone made based on a flash animation featuring cirno the mascot character of a pool eqpioment maker
Even the EOPs are pretty normal in Towa's chat
/v/chad won again
>>24447330Why would a tower sing happy birthday for me?
Realistically, where will holos and vtubers in general be in 5 years?Will we be looking at 50-60k Korone streams?
>>24447361Sora is the figure head
I feel like the fairies should have been pitched up or the vase shouters should have been pitched down or perhaps even both.
>>24447344post towa9
>>24447361I have literally no idea who this is
>>24447334She likes to gas people in Apex.
>Can anons make 900 posts in 60 minutes?will we have new thread just for coco 3D stream?
May as well post the other one since people apparently haven't seen them yet.
>>24447372You can just do -f best
>>24447360Yeah I entered /jp/ around 2 months ago, newfag. Don't put me on the same level as you
>>24447356POV: you are the last drop of strong zero
cmon broskeep replying to >>24447117 so we can have a new thread for the Coco stream
haha cute girls screaming this is funny LMAO !!!
>>24447360Yeah I entered /jp/ around 1 months ago, newfag. Don't put me on the same level as you
Lads, BEWARE of fairies
>>24447391expect a thread on /v/ too. or a sticky
>>24447385I think we are near peak already
>>24447315Better than the previous ones.
Sleep well Towabros
>>24447385We'll be looking at 50-60k Towa streams and 100k Korone streams.
>>24447356I love Aki!
>>24447396No, you can't.
>>24447391We won't make it but that doesn't mean we can't try
>>24447187>/v/Holy fuck go back
>>24447392BIGSTUPIDHAT
>>24447375Yelling your problems inside a vase so the fairies can make fun of you.
>>24447360Yeah I entered /jp/ around 3 weeks ago, newfag. Don't put me on the same level as you.
>>24447388
>>24447330But I have?
>>24447360Touhou is common knowledge
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>24447303>while Fubuki who's supposed to be our leader flirts with malesFBK gave up and is just waiting for Coco to catch up with her sub numbers so she can quietly pass the crown
NANORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oldfags, especially /jp/ natives, how does it feel knowing >>24447117 this is what's left after all these years?
んなああああああああああああああ
>>24447187You were specifically told to not make a jackass out of yourself. You faggots cry and cry again about how /jp/ is full of elitists and how /hlg/ is much worse than /v/tuber generals and yet you start trolling as soon as you get here.It's ok Anon, just lurk and stop posting for like a week or something so you pick on the etiquette and then you can meme it up with us.
んんんんなあああああああああああああああああ
why are lunaknights like this
Punai punai!
んなあああああああああああああ
NAAAAAAAA~
>>24447370Sheep will if you SC her (in slightly broken english)
So what was the Towa annoucement?
>>24447399
I refuse to believe there are people here who didnt watch the hololive 1st fes live with the rest of us.
>>24447373So, going by mea she's spending the night with her bf, right?
Hololive is just a fadyou overseas people should watch and support nijisanji instead. they are the real virtual youtubers that cares on their fans instead of making it a business like pooper crap
UUNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>24447410meant to reply to >>24447394
PUNAI PUNAI
Premiere begins>subtitles: auto-generated, Hindi (beta)The fuck? Why did this come on automatically?
what was that site that was keeping track of superchat real time?
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~
>>24447117I don't even get this but here's your (You)
nuclrear naaaaaaaaaaaaa detected
NNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
And just like this, this Mio duck Miko collab is ruined
Luna has arrived. Also, I think I heard Pekora’s laughter.
Seacats Hologra tomorrow
んなああああああああああああああああ
>>24447403No way we are near peak
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>24447438Yes
>>24447451Hope shes next
>pretend to be a newfag or from /v/>get showered in (you)sIs it really that easy?
>>24447437She's selling her hat.
So 20 minutes tops before Coco gets banned again?
>>24447385Depends on how good her english becomes.
>>24447399>watching Japanese streams while being an EOPbig kusa
>>24447399んなああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
NNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I love Mel's screaming.
>>24447426they didn't tell me shit bitch, they said if you want to watch hololive fuck off to /jp/ so I did
Based naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa poster
>>24447439Nijisanji girls flirt with men
FESTIVAL TIME?! FESTIVAL TIME!
(unintelligible baby noises)
>>24447424Nah, that's just in this thread in particular.
>>24447117True
>>24447416thank you very cute
Na.
http://poal.me/qr7eeslet's settle how many newfags we have
>>24447439Here's your (You), now go back to your dead nijisanji thread
>>24447364The Family and 35p are closely aligned. Love our chuba, have fun, ignore anti's.
Holy shit it took one whole hour to finish that game.WTF MEL?
>>24447383>Those feetJust stop
>>24447446People who pretend to have played Touhou are pretending to know what the weird braid is on the spoiler image
Why is Luna like this?
>>24447469it is normal for us japanese to interact. Nijisanji is for everyone
There's a kenzoku discord?... How does towa know this?
Aight
>>24447459What will she wear instead?
>Only 2k people watching Matsuri's premiereFestival.....
>>24447360>tfw I entered /jp/ for 3d idols>switched to chuubas insteadHelp
haha it's Luna
Please listen to this low IQ Rabbithttps://files.catbox.moe/0fq5gp.webm
I fucking love this retarded baby
>>24447478You want me to post my endings?
>>24447481You have to understand, she specializes in ASMR, not playing games
>>24447487MOM COCO IS HAVING HER 3D DEBUT
>>24447487>Call in all the kenzoku
Matsuri should just go full on and release a lolicore album.Contacting lolishit.
>>24447385I'm pretty sure most of the current chuubas will be gone by that time
I'm starting to like Luna wtf is going on
>>24447492*farts*
do you have to watch a stream for a certain amount of time for it to be considered a view? i usually open all streams n jetri, even ones im not gonna watch, and play them for a few seconds just to give them a view
>>24447411just have anons asking a 100 questions for (you)s
Based Festival going live in synch with Luna so i lost nothing from muting the fairies
>>24447478>custom user optionIt's like you're asking to be shitposted
>20 minutes game>milk it to death>supacha rainSasuga Meru.
>>24447489I forgot about it. There's too many streams going on at once.
>>24447334Most powerful Holo.
>>24447507exacly
>>24447492God she's so mad.
>>24447360touhou gets posted on /a/ and /v/, you have no excuse
>>24447508___ was right
>>24447364Haatons, Lunaitos, 35Ps and the family are all united
Mio’s laughter is wonderful.
God, I love Mio's dorky as fuck laugh.
Googlechama?!
>>24447458
Ecchi Luna
>>24447487MUM STOP BEING A BOGAN WATCHIN FOOTY AND SEE A HUMAN BE A 3D DRAGON
>>24447478Anon I'm an oldfag but if you put an "I love duck" option I have to vote for it.
>>24447439i watch nijisan china vtubers on bilibili. there's some cute ones
>>24447487She's trying too hard.
>super chatxplosion on pien clear>not ban thanks to the black bar of youtubekundaisuki>over 10k views pretty much entire streamMEL REDEMPTION ARC
>>>24447478>I fapped to that Towa rainy day fart editContext?
>>24447504Live views is the number of people currently watching. The moment you close them the number goes down.
>You don't need to be an adult to be sexyWise words Mikoti
>>24447501She's great in collabs.
I feel like Miko and Luna should never occupy the same space.
>>24447441The manual seems to agree with you in some part, and not on some other. -f best is described as "the best audio and video in a single file", but whenever I use it it downloads the best audio, the best video and fuses them. Also>Since the end of April 2015 and version 2015.04.26, youtube-dl uses -f bestvideo+bestaudio/best as the default format selectionwith how it's written, it seems like bestvideo+bestaudio and best are the same
>50 images for image limitSo we ABSOLUTELY need a new thread for Coco's stream.
>>24447518>>24447519miochads
>>24447529She's still in the pity view stage though
>>24447487Fuck off, Coco. Stop shilling in here.
>>24447520Well she ain't wrong
>you don't have to be an adult to be lewdedbased Mikoti
LUNA HOLY SHIT YOU CAN'T DO THAT
>>24447539
oh FUCK she's hot!?
>>24447524Uhhhhh did she have permissions for that?
That Luna voice got me hard.
Guys someone post towavibin.webm
I have no idea what Tower is saying but it feels kinda wholesome, even with that cheepass soultalk music background.>>24447527But Echo is a holo and not a niji.
>>24447539If you want to eat a ban yeah.
>>24447478Duck is the only right choise
https://files.catbox.moe/439v15.mp4
Reminder to post images to fuck over cocofags
>>24447499How the fuck do you listen to that song and bring up garbage like lolicore?
>>24447385Most current ones will be gone, I can only see some people like Miko being around in 5 years.
>>24447520Towa... please don't eat the radio... it's the only one we have left
>>24447538You could just check it instead of reading manual.
Is there a holo that has a same time streaming on Coco's 3d?
>>24447308Wrong fool family is doing reps バカ, so is my girl she just friended me shit was so POG
LEWD LUNA
>>24447539No, i don't think so
FINAL REMINDER BEFORE 3D COCO DEBUThttp://poal.me/n3k9gkhttp://poal.me/n3k9gkhttp://poal.me/n3k9gk
>>24447492Was it her cat?
Miko and luna Collab
Finally caved, for this price they better not put any rona in the box.What merch have you all bought?
>>24447539God I hope it doesn't happen.
>>24447531What if I have the stream paused but the tab open?
SLLRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>Getting a boner from a retard baby
>>24447541She has a nice voice thanks to her experience in ASMR and her screams are an improved version of Rushia's
WHO!?
Akukin slurpp...
Aqua time.
>>24447438Yes, with medon't tell /hlg/
>>24447541Towa can't even get near to 10k in the pity view stage.
>Aqua shows up>falls into the vase
She's gonna flood them with her leaking saliva!
*sluuuuuuuuuuurp*
>SLUUUUUUUUUURP*
>>24447539We don't NEED to post images of something everyone is already watching anyway.
funny onion girl haha
>>24447558Shion yo!
Aqua!
>>24447564>0 friendswtf same
>>24447569Anonchama... Look a bit closer at the game and you'll see why she reacted like that.
SLUPRS
What the?! That was the first time Aqua has done her self intro like that.
>>24447559No idea, just came in to my head out of the blue for some reason.
the masses have spoken
>all these screaming in Subaru's channel is filtering me>decided to turn into Tower's radio insteadBros... I never knew she was so sweet. Can I join the family?
>>24447554i know she's holocn. there's some cute nijisan china vtubers though. the cn nijisan do collabs with holocn too
Imagine Aqua's slurpy blowjob
>>24447573You have to play it and mute it if you want to bloat views.
Subaru. Mio and Miko saving us by letting us reply spam, for the next thread.
Post your fucking favorite webm now anons
>>24447557
Based Aqua thanking Gaou papa
Aqua's papa is crying right now...
gosling.jpg
>>24447605based
>>24447568I'M FUCKING EXCITED GUYS
>>24447606https://files.catbox.moe/t80ciw.webm
>>24447562The mediainfo on the two is exactly the same
>>24447607>>24447557Why are Pekobros like this?I thought we were friends...
Akukin...
>>24447606https://files.catbox.moe/zruhlz.webm
>>24447599It's almost done but wilkommen
/virtual youtuber/ board whenunironically 90% of jp traffic comes from hlg isnt that problematic
>>24447598>46%You are minority here.
>sluuuuuuuuuuuurp
>>24447606https://files.catbox.moe/6v837y.mp4
>>24447539Fuck Coco. Hard.
>>24447613I WILL steal her watermelon
What are your favorite catch phrases?
>>24447620pekofags are the chaotic evil of the group
>>24447613Imagine having a sewer voice daughter.
>>24447568No option "I want to suck the dragon's cock", I am disappointed
>>24447606This one>>24447558
Images...
jp....coco's chat...
>>24447606https://files.catbox.moe/blncza.webm
>>24447636yabee
>>24447626We don't need that, fuck off
>>24447626i unironically want this. we have boards for so much minor crap but not this? unfortunately this site is completely without any administration now so it wont happen.
>>24447617What did she mean by this?
>>24447557based
>>24447639Just choose 10, PPTenshi
>>24447606This is what caused Asacoco to be killed.
>>24447487Cringe.
Let's get postin'We gotta do 600 posts before 11 PM JST
HoloEN てぇてぇ
>>24447606https://files.catbox.moe/tdpt29.webm
Its over cocobros We're already hitting the 300 image limit and we're nowhere near 2000 replies
TOWA COVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ3gmQzpvBMNew Towa cover
SLLLLURP
>Aqua hates the fact that her breasts got biggerHoly unbased
>>24447385Most of the current chuubas will already graduateIt's sad but it's the reality
N2chad what was Aqua's problem even
>>24447356At last your MV is going to be unleashed at least we will convert the anti>>24447397you cheeky fucker
Miko just called Aqua a midget...
Towa!
>>24447606https://files.catbox.moe/ncpjvc.webm
>>24447643Boy, I can't wait for half of the posts be about the chat during the streams.
>>24447606https://files.catbox.moe/hezeb3.mp4
>>24447606https://files.catbox.moe/jrklrh.webm
>>24447660post faster so we get a new thread when it starts
Short haired Toaw!
TOWA
Towa new cover!!
>>24447636teetee because i don't have to hear people say "wholesome" anymore
>>24447636Yoisho!
Towa cover!
Towa's stream seems wholesome. Her voice is as annoying as Subaru's though, at least Subaru doesn't naturally sound like that. Can someone from The Family point me to some good streams that show what Towa is all about?
Imagine having a Haato gf
>>24447660just believe and don't stop posting bro
>>24447636んなああああああああああああああああ
>>24447672It feels like it's been so long since I've seen this
Doing my part peko~!
New Cover Announcement Family!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ3gmQzpvBM
Chocoban
NEW COVER>NEW COVERNEW COVER>NEW COVERNEW COVER>NEW COVERNEW COVER>NEW COVERNEW COVER>NEW COVER
>Cute>Self-reliant>Good at shooting games >Best fangs>Best laugh >Mentally healthy She has no weaknesses
MUH DICK
>>24447636Nnaaaa
>>24447660Just keep spamming the thread, we have 45 minutes
sniff
>>24447626Why? It has been 10 years but /jp/ is still empty.
Choco wants to breed
>>24447664Now she will have more backpain, it's understandable.
>>24447606https://files.catbox.moe/ilsxq9.webm
>>24447682Now this is a menhera image if I ever saw one.
>>24447653>the "get cancer and die" tweet of Hololive
Choco time. Her problem is probably related to dinosaurs.
It's over. Now this stream gets banned
Quick! Post Towa...
>>24447664confirmation our butterball got fatter
>>24447636yoisho and peKO
>>24447665Here>>24447664 also she wishes to get taller.
>>24447647>>24447626>>24447646No. It literally isn't necessary, we'd have tons of bump limit threads or we'd have to split so many times that we'd have threads for every split personality the Holos have.Nijisanji and the general vtuber thread is nowhere near as fast as hlg.Not to mention that would give the mods more chances to just """forget""" the board and we'd have no moderation.
>>24447606https://files.catbox.moe/ncpjon.webm
sensei...
>>24447656I am starting to believe that Artia and Risu will be the first members of HoloEN
>>24447616How the fuck is that so loud?
CHOCOSAURUS!?inbefore BAN
>>24447682Towa looks kakkoi, although the short hair is kind of strange
>>24447626Based retard.
>>24447702Now that's how you respond to a 500 dollar superchat.
Will the dragon give the banpire a run for her money? GIANT AMERICAN HONKERS
>>24447636abayo nigga!>>24447693when her boyfriend needs money he forces her into JAV...
>>24447568COCOCHADS RISE THE FUCK UP
Tibet
>>24447683Watch her apology stream
>>24447660We still have at least another half hour anon, don't give up
>>24447662>>24447682>black sheepTowa...
>I want to be eaten by Choco senseiMiko...
>>24447626>problematicaaaaAAAA
>>24447693You missed a part>A whore
Chocosaurus...
>>24447728I'll sit up, but I won't stand up
Choco...
Choco....
Can some JSLchad summarize their worries? I can't process anything beyond their screaming...
Towa tells her family to watch Coco 3D together
Miko burga
>>24447682I thought it was Kotone in this image
>8,817 waitingwow....
>>24447710So that's how it is.
Can't wait for Coco's singing and dancing in 3D. Honestly excited.
TODAY WE ARE GOING TO WIN COCOCHADS
aqua boinboin
>>24447712I think we can settle with HoloJP and HoloGlobal when HoloEN becomes a thing. Global can go to /trash/ because it isn't /jp/ material.
>>24447636NANORAAAAAAAAAA
>cocofags resorting to asking shitty bait questions and post your favorite x posts
Choco... my dick...
Who's willing to bet that Coco's stream will get banned in 5 mins?
>Choco ranting about her 3d b& RTA
I will join Mikoti in being Chocosaurus' lunch
At least two threads will be unreadable during and after the Coco stream, luckily there are some other streams afterwards that we can escape to.
>>24447487What did she mean by this?
>>24447413>>24447392Wrong
I called it! When Towa posted her schedule I said it was weird she was doing a stream on Sunday at 17:45 instead of 17:00, 17:30 or 18:00 and that meant there had to be something special going on, and now she's announced her cover so it's going to be another watch along premiere!
(me)
>>24447750>SingingNo
>>24447756why are pekorafags like this
>>24447756Stop falseflagging with my wife Pekora, you fucking retard.
>>24447762doraBAN time
>>24447660why not just post screenshots in the main vy thread?
Don't forget to watch Suisei's stream after Coco reveal anons!
>>24447693>no weaknessif shes so good then why does she need mio to carry her stream
>>24447747>less than an hour to go>not even 10k waitingcoco is reclining
Does Choco have a lisp?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2QEluvPRiETowa's covering this? It's going to rock version isn't it?
>>24447769Nice job Towabro. I need to remember to tune in.
>>24447619Except sometimes it isn't so you should always use bestvideo+bestaudio.https://files.catbox.moe/cp26vh.png
>>24447754Yes, I agree with this. If HoloEN is allowed in these threads then we will officially be dead, it was already bad until the Chinks put Artria in the camp and with EN it will be like that but ten times worse.
>>24447683Minecraft stream.She also shines in collabs. Subaru Towa is hillarious.
Some EOP trying to exploit the kenzoku and make a discord. What a fag
Post your membership(s)https://a.pomf.cat/qyqitn.JPG
>>24447758Honestly, with how stupid youtube is rnIm expecting it to get banned
>>24447773Mad cuz Peko doesn't make as much money as Coco and Coco is just minutes away from breaker world records.
>>24447773Something about Pekora attracts false flaggers.
>>24447646>>24447698We need to get these people out of /jp/ >>24447117
>>24447756Seriously, why are rabbitfags like this?
>>24447568>No "I fucking hate this bitch and I want to fuck her so bad"Wasted
>>24447750Goslingposter, you fucking manwhore. How many holos are you gonna simp for?
>>24447478based KC fag in the thread
I'm going to miss coco 3D and the threadsEnjoy it for me
>>24447758Choco, it seems.
Good, good no more images
>>24447571https://files.catbox.moe/rt0oro.jpgI got these, they are wonderful
>>24447762https://files.catbox.moe/b5eus5.png
>>24447783I always get the "warning: version are incompatible and will be merged" while using -f best. Which version of youtube-dl are you using?
Don't forget to watch Pekora's stream after Coco reveal anons!
https://twitter.com/umaiyo_puyoman/status/1276837367521767430Based Gaoupapa
>>24447780https://vocaroo.com/5xeZ1DvV7TE
>>24447792Those would just create spam and slide threads over and over again
>230 postersIs /hlg/ really that excited about Coco?
I just got a DM from Artia, she's going to try and hijack the dragon's stream
>>24447795Ayame honestly broke me. Need to be careful and need to look around before committing
>>24447758I can buy itShe's absolutely gonna get report bombed by antis and the retard AI will strike without any warning
>>24447799Don't worry anon, you can always rewatch the stream and check the archive for the thread
>9K people waiting
>>24447799I shan't.
https://lagcapa.org/category/youtuber-vtuber/Doxxfags let's goooooooooooooooo
https://files.catbox.moe/8zqpjp.gif
YAMEROOOOO
Whats the point of dropping akasupas when the stream hasnt even started yet...
>>24447652>PPTenshiI'd suck PPTenshi's cock too
>>244478052020.06.16.1try it with this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIZZdz0F2Gw
>>24447803I'm not even a Towafag, but her t-shirts really are the best looking out of all. I'd still buy the PPT-shirt if I had to pick one.
>>24447811we no longer fucking hate that bitch
>>24447771Maybe he's excited to post all his "man_with_ear_pain" reaction images to collect (You)'s
>>24447816>you can always rewatch the streamUnless it gets removed.
>>24447813Same but Festival, but I already found mine
soon pekofags
>>24447788>look how much of a s- i am!
I love when Miko starts laughing like this
>>24447334Wife material with sweet voice and chill streams, loves red wine and beer she is a good cook. She is vastly underrated watch her Music Video on the 29th
It's time for next thread RTA!
>>24447811You realise it ges up the longer a thread lasts, right? Half those posters could be shitposter who only made one post.
>>24447656this doesn't count as てぇてぇ since it just feels horny
>>24447811Looksl ike it
i want choco to slide along her x-axis until her milk is in my field of vision irl...
Just a reminder, Rushia had 20k waiting on her new costume reveal!
Suisei.................
>>24447811thats the usual number though
sui chan waaaa
>>24447813>giving up on ayame based on shitposting herepathetic. I hope whoever you bandwagon next gets the same amount of shitposting
>>24447117It's a reference to School Days when Kotonoha cuts open Sekai's uterus to check for a baby.
>>24447811I'm interested in the amount of money and viewers she's going to get.
THE PRIDE
The Dork has arrived
Sui-chan...
Suisei??!!
Suisei!
>>24447811Yeah, about 91+ posters are excited about Coco. According to the poll: http://poal.me/n3k9gk
ZA PRIDO
>>24447828But last time on Flare's 3D debut everyone ignored him, yet he kept posting them.
THE PRIDE OF ANAL SEX
THE PRIDE!https://files.catbox.moe/z0re4o.webm
>>24447811yes
Suisei The Pride !!
>>24447811She is OUR girl after all
すいちゃんは今日も...
>30 minutes leftTic Toc motherfuckers
what's this collab about? looks like they're in a glory hole
Pridechama...
SUISEI???!!!!!!
>>24447807She suddenly grow to 150cm imagine.
It's Shotacon oneesan! ZA PRIDE!
>>24447811Yes
Hello there little fairies, would you be interested in a sample of this crispy delicious famima chicken?
>>24447571https://files.catbox.moe/4wy72b.pngThe shirts have been trapped in the postal system for weeks
Inb4 Sora appears
>>24447830Just hope some Cocofags download the stream then
What a fucking NERD
>SuiseiJesus, my ears.
>>24447824Won't they be the first ones read during her supachat stream?
beautiful voice...
PLACE YOUR BETS WILL COCO BEAT SIO'S RECORD IN SUPERCHATS AFTER THE LATTER SHATTERED IT ON HER OWN 3D DEBUT
beautiful.......
>>24447723https://files.catbox.moe/gz098d.webm
>>24447871>Aqua won't be forever shortAquabros... I don't know if I can handle this.
>>24447811Timeloop.jpg
SUICHAMA?!
Look at her go !!
>Almost 10k alreadyWith the amount of people waiting for Coco anyone'd think that she's going to suck a dick or something
Okay guys, i have to come clean...Towa actually isn't my favorite holo...
I WANT TO BREED TOWA SO MUCH BROS I CANT FUCKING HOLD BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Someone save Suisei from gacha hell
>>24447808Alrighty.
The corner of the little insert box crossing over the edge of the eye hole is SERIOUSLY bothering me.
>>24447861funny dance !
>Suisei whaling on Ensemble StarsSui-chan...
>>24447847Like most things on /hlg/ the narratives aren't as bad as they paint it, but they're bad enough that it hurts to be an Ayamefag...
https://files.catbox.moe/dqt8zj.PNG
>>24447861>All that effort in her moves and 3d makes it look like sperging out
What makes Towa's midriff the best?
>>24447892I WANT TO BREED DUCK SO MUCH BROS I CANT FUCKING HOLD BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
10k waiting
>>24447891>>24447892The duality of man.
Coco's 3D debut will be the peak of Hololive and you all know it.Then we start the long slow steady slalom downhill that will take few years.
How much is Coco going to make from her stream?
>>24447882>WILL COCO BEAT SIO'S RECORDNo. Coco gachikois are all dried up, it's impossible for them to throw more money at her.
>>24447882Please don't drag Sio into this. Go fuck with Rushia instead.
>>24447860stop trying to force this
>>24447900cringe
>>24447892why are pekofags like this?
>>24447803Noice Towafriend. Good to hear you like them. I was a little concerned about the quality, only because the price is so high they better be pretty bloody good.>>24447875I wanted to wait for postal hell to be over but I got sick of waiting. Good luck.
>>24447900This is what you get with /v/
>>24447890What? I'm waiting to see her dick get sucked
>>24447900bruh moment
40k max, not more
>>24447882Coco's made 20m this month anon
>>24447894Don't reply to the SEAmonkey.
I'M GOING TO EAT DINNER WHILE COCO DOES HER 3D DEBUT AND NOTHING NOBODY DOES AIN'T GONNA STOP ME FROM EATING MY DI
>>24447891Who is?
>>24447875yeah my PPT and Miko t-shirt are stuck in postal shit too, feelsbad
This is the /hlg/ narrative jar. Post your best narratives.
Suisei...
>>24447900why are pekorafags like this
>>24447924ANON!?!?
>>24447908https://i.imgur.com/lkrPGvy.jpgIt hasn't even begun.
>>24447885Don't forget to watch later
>>24447924Anon?
>>24447918Cover employee in charge of sucking her dick here, can confirm that I'm eagerly waiting too
>>24447891>>24447892Towa...
>>24447929subaru is my girlfriend...
>>24447875Took mine a month and a half to reach australia. Good luck anon.
>>24447909over 60k USD
>>24447907Non Stop Story 2: The Revenge of YAGOO is going to be great, fuck you.
>>24447924Are you ok Anon?
kek pekofags already seething
>350 posts leftYou can't pull it off
>>24447392would actually be a great design if they got rid of most of the crap>>24447539this is the future we chose
>>24447812oh no... that chinese spy narrative... coco RUN
>>24447924ANON ARE YOU OKAY
>>24447935where do you see that
>>24447907We are watching peak Hololive stream right.
>>24447908Selling my kidney is an option
>>24447929We're posting a lot because we really like posting images but everyone is too tsundere to admit it
The jiggliest Hololive!https://files.catbox.moe/ctakiw.mp4
If Coco get's 500$...and she ends up dancing like a monkey... does that mean Risu will be in trouble?
Cover better have contacted Youtube that there'll be mass fake reports on one of their big streams
https://files.catbox.moe/3zmdyk.webm
>>24447924anon...
>>24447861Look at her go!
I hate Coco so much.
>>24447915Her shirts are some of the cheapest around though.
Why do I send my money to Japanese girls who I don't even understand?
FUCK YOU COCO, I'M NOT GOING TO WA
>>24447935The pockets of Coco's gachikois are truly endlessI underestimated them honestly
>>24447947I hope they do so coco can be on one thread
>>24447929Coco hired a double for the singing part
Why are there so many autists here with stream numbers? Reminds me of kpopshitters caring about mv streams.
SCREAM YOUR PROBLEMS TO ME BROS
>>24447929Mea.
Quick bros, let's end this thread already, we can do itand waste all the images of the new thread just right before the debut
>>24447929Coco will rip a fat one during the photo session and the mic will catch it.
>>24447882>WILL COCO BEAT SIO'S RECORD IN SUPERCHATSDoesn't Sio get higher % of superchats than Coco?
>>24447956with how much she's getting I doubt she'd waste her time with every little 500 donation
is this the beginning of coco recline
>>24447929Mea said...
>>24447957They can contact youtube as much as they want. Youtube still wont do shit about it.
Last chance to guess, what is Coco going to sing? She's gonna sing, r-right?
>>24447929/hlg/ shitposts because they feel the need for social interactions and attentions from others but is not brave enough to do so without the support of anonymity.
>>24447955The perfect size to avoid censorship.
>>24447968this is literally kpopshitter but with virtual girl
>>24447947At the current rate we'll pull it off with room to spare
COCO
CO
>>24447968/v/. It is literally no different from console wars except these retards doesn't realize that all these girls are under the same company so pitting them against each other is meaningless.
>>24447825Fuck, you're right. I'm gonna try with the whole channel I've downloaded and see if there's differences
>>244479295ch said that mea said...
WARUKUNAIYONE
I just got really hungry.
The dragon gem collar coco have is really cool
>>24447978this is the beginning of her ascension
a perfect sheep approachhes
>>24447982narratives aren't supposed to be true
hey look it's shigure ui
>>24447976She also had to pay for her 3D model
>>24447968Reminds me of /a/ sales threads.
>>24447978When you peak so high, the only place to go, is down...
>>24447981I'm gonna do everything in my power to get the stream banned before she even dare to think to sing.
Boys are we doomed?
why not just make a thread dedicated to coco's debut? it is a pretty big event and will easily take over the thread for it's entire duration
>>24447929Noelfags are the most well adjusted fans. While everyone screeches about things like Miko doing JAV, Towa and Watame having boyfriends, or Ayame pleasuring old men for money, Noelfags have just quietly accepted that she sells her body to make a living, without much noise or drama. I respect that.
Towa.. Your friends..
https://files.catbox.moe/hwe0so.webm
WELCOME TO /hlg/ WHERE EVERYONE HERE IS A HUGE FUCKING CHOCOBALL
>>24447968I can't understand japanese so I can only talk about stream numbers.
This is the average Watamateted.jpg
>>24448007retard
>>24447955wow i never noticed the jiggle before, truly the pride of holo
fuck I hate cocofuck I love coco
>>24447968Numberfags are always cancer
>>24447982That's not a narrative...
Half an hour until CocoHalf an hour to make 300 posts
>>24447115Name one hololiver who is the same person they presented themselves as in their debut video.
>>24447929half of the shitposts made in /hlg/ are taken as facts by /v/ shitters which in turn makes this entire general full of narrative spitting retards who dont speak nip and dont know shit
Coco here, please watch my 3D stream later.I'm desperate thank you! #jointhefutureJP
>>24447929I think that risu was right
>>24447981Rockabye
https://files.catbox.moe/gppzst.mp4 Look at her go!!!
>>24447955>Suisei's not wearing a bra SLUT
LOL
Why is Mio's voice like 3 times higher than anyone else's in the collab, I can't fucking enjoy this on normal volume at all.
I hope subaru ends the stream before coco streams
Towa... where are you... everyone is in the subaru stream.....
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
>>24448009>Noelfags have just quietly accepted that she sells her body to make a living, without much noise or drama.I remember this post that says the fans are like their favorite, since Noel seems to have accepted selling her body it fits
>suisei gets tons of posts>nobody cares about watame
Now at 11K
It's shigure ui!
>>24448007We don't do that here. Every extra thread we make, we kill a native thread
>>24448009Do we even have honest Noelfags here? At best I just people say that they like her, but they have other holos as their favorite.
I hope you're watching Coco's 3D debut on your tv, Anon.
>>24448022Easy.
>>24447929I came from the future. If you pay attention you can hear Coco farting sound on Coco 3D stream.
>>24447981I wish it was bohemian rhapsody
>>24448030kek gonna save that one
>>24448041Everyone actually likes the sheep though
>>24448026Stfu Coco
A not amused sheep
>>24447981Fuck the police
Wait I think we're accelerating too much we shouldIf the next thread will get image spam if we're too early kek
Daily reminder that Watame said her armpits smell.
>>24448034Subaru likes her laugh
>>24448030Yeah, this is the one.
>>24448031We already know that, Matsuri groped her when she noticed she wasn't wearing a bra in the summer heat.
>>24448007Coco's debut is not unique compared to the other debuts, stick to the proper etiquette.
>>24447981Rockabye baby, always and forever.
>>24448009Doesn't she just make ero ASMR at worse? Noel seems honestly the time to have a mental breakdown during sex.
https://a.pomf.cat/xgfqwh.webm
AAAAAAAAAAAA
i've been playing this in a second monitor while it rains outside, throw me some ARS to get the whole immersion https://files.catbox.moe/ieprpa.webm
>>24448066>he doesnt know
Why do they call the sheep as Genghis Khan? I'm missing a reference here
don't blow our load too early anons
>>24447929The ayame narrative is true, i can't believe our goddess demon was escorting and whoring herself, the fact that she's lying and taking the kids is just another self defense act to pay the rent and electricity bill
>>24448060Imagine...
>>24447976>Doesn't Sio get higher % of superchats than Coco?She has to pay for the 3D model (probably a million yen already)She has to pay for the studio rentedShe has to pay for the staff helping herAll of that is free if you're working part of Hololive or Nijisanji.
https://files.catbox.moe/ihftos.pngSlavs explain yourselves
>>24448045>native thread/jp/ really needs more "nazrin is a mouse!"-type threads, true
100% Coco will vent to the fairies and shill her 3d debut
>>24447626If nothing else on the board gets any traffic, shouldn't it be changed to /vy/ itself?
the 5ch thread is moving faster than any single board on this site, lol...
>>24447976Coco's made superchat more than sio twice
>>24448060god my welsh blood boils just seeing her
>>24448072Jingisukan (ジンギスカン, "Genghis Khan") is a Japanese grilled mutton dish prepared on a convex metal skillet or other grill. The dish is particularly popular on the northern island of Hokkaidō and in China.
>>24448072https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jingisukan
>>24448066>have a mental breakdown during>ero ASMR>>24448071can't help it he doesn't know
11k waiting it's over lets go home, superman is in the building
>>24448072Anonchaama...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jingisukan
>>24448081Anonchama...
>>24448072Genghis Khanhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jingisukan
>>24448083Fuck the JOPs
>>24448018And since she has tiny itty bitty tits and no cleavage YouTube doesn't ban her either!
>>24448078I thought Yostar paid for her model?
Imagine reaching the image limit for the next thread before coco stream
>>24448039We don't do that here. Fuck off.
/jp/ is faster than /a/ at this point just because of /hlg/.we did it bros...
>>24448039Where?
Why did everyone suddenly hate Risu now? Just falseflag?
>>24448097JOPs run this shit
>>24448100Smugkorone.jpg
>>24448103but at what cost...
>>24448086>>24448087>>24448091>>24448095Thanks. I kept thinking of the person, I didn't know it was a dish....
>>24448080Shit like that IS posted here>I want to punish Marine's womb>I want to fuck this dog>Okayu is fat !>I no longer hate this bitch
>>24448082Did you really think about this before posting?
https://twitter.com/rikotan_cos/status/1276716350686150658AHOY!
>>24448106anon...
>>24448083Just how slow time goes by there?1 day must feel like weeks worth of posts
Where can I find the Marine Pekora Miko song?
nice shilling PPT
>>24448081Kanata's going to do it for her instead.
Isn't censoring all these lesbians a hate crime in BurgertownAll they care about there is sexuality not race
>>24448103Reminder that this board is owned by non-Japanese speakershttp://poal.me/o5rovv
>>24447981I Was Born to Love You
THE TENSH
why are we still here? just to suffer?
>PPT being so excited for CocoCute
thank you for the shilling, my kanatan
>PP shilling Coco 3Dwhat a friend
>>24448106You missed her stream yesterday
>PP shilling Coco right off the batCute
>>24448106She couldn't keep up the act and revealed herself to be an average twitch girl. Sorry anon.
>>24448080Don't be rude to our hosts, if we get relegated to trash we don't get moderation
>>24448106All the risu haters are just risu making herself popularFucking tree rat
Start deleting your most recent posts, we are going too fast
>>24448083/hlg/ moves faster than all but 6 boards hereHolos truly are powerful
>>24448106The unicorns got mad because she said lewd things.
Anyone have that stream that shows real-time superchat totals for the last 60 minutes?
Why is kanata such a bottom bitch
Towa has to come after Kanata, right?
why the fuck kanata is so low quality lmao?
>>24448106Who is everyone? This thread is just me you and the bot
>20 minutes>200 replies leftYou can't do it faggots just give up. 100 posts in 1+ minutes is impossible
>>24448138No
>>24448099If they're paying for that 3D, they're most likely get a cut of that superchat revenue %.
>>24448099It was this no nothing is trying to be a know-it-all when he's completely out of the loop with Sio and how she opperates
>>24448117Right here buddy.https://www.dlsite.com/home/work/=/product_id/RJ291344.html
PPT...
>>24448106She didn't wet herself when she get $500, ungrateful bastard
we need to go faster
>>24448124Ussr national anthem I bet she's wearing that adidas jacket while doing 3d kek
Oshio mama didn't send the transparent bg version?
Tenshi!?
fuck yall
>>24448149Where do you learn your math burger
>>24448143Playboard.co
nobody look at Coco's chat right now
Peko! PEKO!
Tenshi...
>>24448149Burger education
>>24448026>#jointhefutureJPfirst AsaCoco 2.0 now /jp/ 2.0?what, is it gonna be a japanese board where we post in english or something?
Tenshi's problem is that she can't talk back to Senpais during collabs
Wish i could post another image
>>24448106I HATE THAT UNGRATEFUL BITCH, I WANT MY $500 BACK!
Aki nextYou heard it here
Next thread better has Coco on OP, faggots
>>24448149INT 1.jpg
>>24448149anonchama?!
>>24448140I checked /a/ sticky out of curiosity>based>kek>gigachadDamn that place has changed
>>24448149witness this faggot
>>24448026Sure thing anon
>>24447981Toxic by Britney Spears.
>>24448080Imagine being an outsider and making claims like these, the absolute zenith of self-centrism.Whatever was on this board before hlg is automatically more valuable than hlg by the notion that it is the original and has existed for far longer than this general has.And I say this as someone who doesn't browse other threads on this board, but fuck me if I'll ever let cultural imperialists spout their shit.
>20mins for 200 more postswe can make it anons
>>24448143https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUxoqKe_kTI
>>24448106She slapped Moon in front of Yagoo
>>24448168>bruh moment: 4CHAN /JP/ /HLG/ GANG REPRESENT LETS GO BOISSSSSS
https://a.pomf.cat/joravb.webm
imagine if the 3D equipment malfunctions and we see kson dancing like an idiot during stream
>>24448026I hate this bitch
FASTER!
I fuckin love this bitch.
>>24448178She already went anon...
>>24448179Next thread will have a Pekora OP
>>24448159what do you mean, you can see she's moving independent of the wall behind her
>>24448106Risu doesn't give a shit about your 500 bucks
Mio is dying
SubaruJR...
For fuck's sake stop giving supachats to coco she hasn't done anything yet
with towa just finishing her stream and the rest of gen 4 being in this collab, is there not going to be any off collab stuff like with gen 3 and flare?
what are they doing in subaru stream btw
>>24448132Yes I don't watch ID usually
and i thought haachama was retarded...
20 minutes left, hurry the fuck up!
>>24448124If she dares to touch any of Queen's songs, I'mma go full Aoba Shinji on Cover's HQ.
>>24448191>15 posts/minits over
Cocos stream chat is just filled with people screaming simp
>>24448191150 actually, we'll have a fresh thread for the reveal
TOO FAST TOO FAST
>>24448149anon baiting for (you)'s to ensure a new thread gets made
>>24448205You see the green bits around her hair.
>>24448209everyone has been edging for hours, they can't hold anymore
why are westerners acting like niggers?
>>24448167>>24448192Thanks guys.
>>24448211Fucking me
>>24448210Gen 3 is tight knit. Gen 4 is just business.
Korone op next thread please?
>>24448209shut the fuck up retard. stop trying to play vtuber wallet police
>>24448179Coco herself will make next thread!
wtf it's so noisy
Be honest, how many of you cunts understand this collab with all the yelling and so on
Is this ANGRY show supposed to imply that they'are angry at Coco's big bag of superchats and success?
FASTER YOU FAGS!
I love KANATAN
>>24448106Fucking squirrel always make a mess of my garbage bin.
GOD I REALLY FUCKING HATE /v/PLZ DIE
>>24448027?
wasting a post
lmao, angry shouting Kanata is adorable, she sounds like she'd be the size of a lap dog
>>24448211Screaming their worries at the fairies in a jar.
>>24448231No, it's going to be Coco.
>>24448185This entire site has changed. Only board i know that regularily scoffs at shit like that is /jp/
>>24448210PP said she wouldn't be in the studio so guess not.
>>24448231Shut the fuck up pekofag.
>>24446563https://viewsync.net/watch?v=r1NlF6iBJMk&t=6.29&v=51ueRL2PuvY&t=3.76side by side with the original
PPT SHILLING COCO HARD
I LOVE COCO
>>24448231it's gonna be cococan't beat the coco
>Coco 3d starts>Coco appears as an actual Dragon in 3d>Stream continues as normal as if nothing is odd>4th gen come on and do the pervy camera thing>Guests come on and get her to do funny/cute poses>She does a concert>All while being a dragon
womb
>>24448185people say based in every single board on this site including this thread
Coco a shit
>even the collab was an adcoco is going to be huge
>shilling againPPT...
tenshi selling out for coco, best daughter
>actually shilling lmao
Shut the fuck up dumb rag tenshi
>cocofags shit up the thread when they run of out imagePathetic
I'm so excited. Coco is going to blow everything the FUCK UP.
80k viewers, you'll see
>that one /hlg/ chat repper
>>24448229Kanata and Coco are pretty close
I WANT TO MARRY RISU!
stop guys we are going too fast noooo think in the images
>>24448242Anon you can't let /v/chads live inside your head rent free.
>>24448226Because the majority of them are actually SEAniggers
look at them shilling
kill this thread quick quick
I liked Mel's stream. She's fun to watch and her reactions help make kusoge horror interesting
>checks playboard>no.1 joker nijisanji>coco no.2 >not even liveLOL
>>24448257>ends the stream by revealing an entire Coco line of bad dragon dildoskino
>1m alreadyWhat the fuck
>>24448268Why are Koronefags like this?
It's Here MINNA, We get a new thread for coco 3D!!!
>>24448257genius mode desu to be honest
Coco's love Coco's life
Alright, I'll log off 4chan during coco's 3d stream. I can't take the all cancer
PPM IS 13.97 RIGHT NOWBRING IT UP TO 15 YOU FAGGOTS
>>24448268COCOCHADS OWN THE /hlg/ NOW
>>24448236I've only had problems understanding what Aki's problem is, I mostly got everything else.
guys why didnt you tell me towa was autistic...https://files.catbox.moe/ay9bir.mp4
>Giving people roughly 15 minutes to spam images in the next threadYou spammers aren't very smart are you?
>>24448277Theres going to be a war in the next thread.
I WANT TO MARRY MOONA!
>>24448292bye bye
>>24448268>why yes, i do have a room temp IQ. How could you tell
>>24448268They’re just taking after the towafags.
EOP only chatJOP only superchat
>>24448270100k would be amazing, but realistically the max is probably 90k+. These numbers are estimated from my ass
>>24448229Gen 4 are close...
>>24448257That's too good an idea for them to actually do.Also how would they motion capture for a dragon
Andaming SEAnigger sa chat amputa
>>24448299why are pekofags like this...
Race for image cap in the next thread peKO
RRRRRAT
>>24448149Anonchama...
It's almost time!
>>24448296https://a.pomf.cat/bhewrm.webm
>>24448268i cant see an image attached to your post and i still know this was posted by a koronefag
>>24448292See you in the next thread.
>>24448303are we talking celcius, fahrenheit or kelvin here?
>>24448236I couldn't get the first few because of all the screaming but from Choco onwards it was pretty understandable
>>24448283I hope she gets better horror games. I really hate PIEN because it looks goofy.
swear i tabbed back into league for 5 seconds and saw + 80 posts
Imagine having to debut your 3D after Coco. Haha Towa...
Sioooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Pekora OP onegai!
>>24448250I'm still a newfag but I'll be damned if 2014 /a/ wasn't still really against that kind of stuff
I WANT TO MARRY IOFI!
>>24448314ryokai
Owarida cocobros......
>risu's 500 dollar donationtimestamp please
>>24448327>league of faggotsI pity you
Cocofags should replace pekoshitters as worstr posters!
Watch guys. Coco won't even get 60k viewers. Pekochads are going to have a good laugh
TOO FAST PLEASE STOP
15 MINUTES LADS
oh no cocobros we got too cocky they are going to waste all the images
Loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee COco
>>24448301Toaw
RAMEN FOR LEGENDARY STREAM
We did it chocoballs
>>24448299im taking you down with me
>>24448314image limit RTA LET'S GOOO
>>24448292You don't need to announce your departure, anonthis isn't an airport
>pekora stremaing rnwhy is she killign her stream?
>Jiggle forever gone>Boobs banned for eternity>Never will we ever see another 3D panty shotLife is not fair
Coco!
>>2444827715 Minutes to post 300 images can /hlg/ do it? Find out next time.
>>24448346Tolola
>>24448045I get that, and I agree but don't you guys make like 2-4 threads everytime>>24448064this thread is less than 2 and a half hours old and it's already nearing 2000 postscoco's debut can fill a whole thread which will also prevent image spam from pekorafags trying to hit file limit, not saying it's a must but it just seems better and honestly might actually kill less threads since otherwise coco's debut might take up two /hlg/ threadsthat said I'm just asking why not
>>24448299shilling so hard
Whatcha drinking lads? Got a slab of beer to get through this stream with.
towablender.webm
Let's Go boys !!!!!!
>>24448357>>24448357>>24448357>>24448357>>24448357MOVE!!!
FUCK COCO PEKOhttps://youtu.be/nvTQ4TEPnsk
THIS IS GOING TO BE WAR BOYS GET READY
Sio is the cutest
AYAME IS PURE! PURE!
>>24448358PITBROS RISE UP
Well anon what's the next step in your masterplan?