/jp/ - Otaku Culture

A premature ejaculator.

Beats being almost impotent.

I have to jack off for like an hour just to get anything done.

It's become a chore for me.
Sure it's enjoyable after it's over, but getting there is just a time waster.

>What have I become.
A furry.

>>2442824
I make it a point of habit to masturbate for at least an hour before I allow myself to orgasm. Feels good man.

>>2442856
>A furry
And a paedo

>>2442860

Both of which /jp/ has large quantities of.

I can go 3 times in 5 minutes or go an hour then get it back up within 5 minutes. Some days 20 times is possible. What have I become?

I fap to guro.
And I'm dead serious.

So has /jp/ finally turned into /b/ with 2D instead of 3D tits?

>>2442901
>dead serious
Oh you.

>>2442906
Seems like it, doesn't it?

>>2442911
Fuck, I only noticed after your post.

>>2442883
Less than I on a normal day?

If all else fails at least we men still have Viagra.

>>2442901
Well, I only read guro for the story.

>>2442883
How did you beat my record?

>>2442796
ONE OF US

>>2442796
At least you don't fap to yaoi, right?

>>2442883
Weak.
Thanks to this right here I've gone over 38 times in one day. Half standing after a release going right into another.
The density of my entire right side of my body has affected the way I walk.

I can only fap up to seven times a day. I feel uncool.

I fap probably once every day before I go to bed, when I save up I do it at most 3 times.

>>2443022
Well the shota trap kind, yes occasionally.

>>2443023
38 times a day? I'm interested.

My maximum was three times in one day, I believe.
Weak, I know, but I'm satisfied.

I use a fleshlight so I can only last once a day or else my balls start to feel like their being hit with a hammer constantly.

Looking a bit /r9k/ there /jp/

My max was something crazy high when I was just hitting puberty and I didn't really cum much of anything. Now a days I can usually do 3-4 in a row, daily.

I don't believe anybody that claimed they fapped more than 20 times in a single day.

>>2443087
same here, I would much rather get 1 good fap in with a fleshlight than 4 boring ones with a hand

>>2443110
I don't think you've ever have a full erection before.

I bet you've never experienced how truely hard and thick one's own penis can become. The head absolutely full and firm to the touch. Taking one's shaft with both hands and imagining yourself pounding deep into a prepubescent girl. The feeling of releasing on facial emotions or just the right formation of lines and shapes that truly bring a guy to the height of ecstasy. Then feeling you must not only find your own pleasure but continue to violate this image. To be turned on by the pleasure of what you focus your sexual desires on being mortified by you. The feeling that they must both suffer and take you in as a whole. To take this image, and make yourself whole within it. Then you continue, again and again. Now you find but nothing comes out but near clear fluids.
You feast. Protein, carbohydrates. Whatever you can get you devour. You must build up your stamina and nutrients to waste them yet again.
20 times a day not enough? You clearly are not a man of science nor a man of poetry.

Just because you don't know how to do it, doesn't mean it can't be done. It just means you lack something very fundamental to continue.

You are easy to please. Just a few moments of bliss a day enough for you? You'll never understand what it feels like to continue to deepen your own pleasures.
Then again you could just simply lack vitality and sexual drive.

I'm going to take a stab in the dark, but people that masturbate 10+ times a day subconsciously drink quite a bit of fluids.

>>2443231
This makes me hard and I now kind of wish to have you train me in the art of everlasting masturbation.

>>2443231
>>2443273

>>2443231
Wow...

>>2443273
It's very simple. You must not have anything worth doing. Any mental or physical stress in your life lowers your capacity to masturbate. To continue you must both be content and without social skills. To be content with yourself and your own life. To reach such a level is near self revelation of absoluteness. Masturbation is the only true path to enlightenment. You seek not to harm but to satisfy yourself. To detach from what is supposedly reality and move into a plain that only you would be able to stay. Your own world filled with nothing but what gives you pleasure. This is the root of the grand tree of masturbation.
After being content you must not stray from common sense. Your body can only produce what you place into it. The smell, the texture, the density. These are all what you can alter with wisdom of your own body. To pay attention to your own bodily reactions and then try to find what is best suited for yourself.
I believe I once heard the record was not recorded but over 52 times in a 24 hour period.
Masturbation is an art. You must see what best stimulates yourself and then find why you are satisfied with it. What comes afterward is simply self expression.

I masturbate once daily, or twice in a particularly heated day. Sometimes I go a week without fapping, just to challenge myself.

There are greater things in life for me than just sex.

>>2443278

>>2443317
wat

>cat Marisa
That's disgusting.

>>2443563

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