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Gazer!

>>24403817
>Leviticus 18:23
>And you shall not lie with any animal and so make yourself unclean with it

When I'm in a train car, sabbath children near me intensively grab my bulge and play with it like a toy while the adult monsters look and smile like they're not doing anything naughty and playing innocently.
When will this assaulting stop?

>>24403908
Well good thing my waifu is a monster girl, not an animal

>>24403376
Hnnngh
And that’s why Kobolds are kept away from the grittier side of the force. To protect those smiles.

>>24403937
Shouldn’t have worn such revealing clothing. It’s like you’re asking for it.

>>24403937
carry newspaper for bapping them

>>24403937
When you are married. Which shouldn't be long given your predicament.

hellhounds are cuties actually

What is the best consensual monsterization scenario for you?

>>24404066
I think they're ugly

>>24404077
Not happening at all.

>>24403376
Officer Kobold's methods are unorthodox, but they bring results.

Gonna call a Cheshire a double kot

Trolls are _______

>>24404079
You can be the pretty one in the relationship.

>>24404119
extremely breedable

>>24404119
Manhands

>>24404119
Stinky

>>24403376
>criminal starts getting increasingly nervous, having no idea how to respond to this
>looks at the black window with pleading eyes, knowing that kobold's partner is watching this
>"look, can I just get the usual pelvis fracture? doc said it has healed up after the last time"
>and for the first time in recorded history, a hellhound decided against raping a viable target
>she thinks to herself "pupper, you are a goddamn genius"

How cool is your meido?

>>24404155
Say what you want about them, but I sure would hold hands with a Troll.

>>24404192
Ice cold

>>24404192
What if I'm a janitor at SDM and Sakuya's my boss?

>>24404077
Saving from terminal illness, from a mortal wound or just extending the lifespan. Without religious fanaticism, humanity as species would be doomed, no good reason to not take the monsterpill

>>24403908
Oh really?

>>24404244
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

>>24404192
Pretty hot actually, considering all her uniforms are made of thick, heavy rubber.

>>24404077
What >>24404266 said is the most wholesome and free of moral ambiguity.
But my dong believes the best way is the gradual corruption, targeting human weaknesses and emotions. Basically how it works in Fallen Brides, with the monsters reducing the girls to tears by showing them how broken they are, before going on to "fix" them.

Again, that's my dong talking. My brain is saying that such acts are wrong and horrifying, no matter how sexy.

>>24404266
>>24404353
Would them saving people from an incurable plague count?

>>24404123
Or I could marry one I actually like

>>24404262
Prepare to be her stress relief toy. Work hard for her!

Confess your sins to sister bird. All shall be forgiven.

Which touhou must pay to get your semen and which touhou has the privilege to obtain your semen for free?

>>24404469
I want to impregnate multiple kuro sabbath girls and not take responsibility and lightly wack my wee wee on their swollen tummies!

>>24404474
>Which touhou must pay to get your semen
I dunno. Seija I guess.
>which touhou has the privilege to obtain your semen for free
Kogasa.

>>24404474
Marisa can pay me for that kind of ingredient
SDM gets it for free

>>24404405
brown, grey, pink- is there any plumage colour that DOESN'T work for kiki?

>>24404383
>Hey, you're about to die, how about becoming a long-lived superhuman with slightly shifted morals instead? Your life will also revolve around giving and receiving pleasure.
Nobody normal would reject such offer when faced with death, people who claim they would rather die human are lying to themselves.
It only gets slippery when we we consider brainwashed fanatics conditioned to believe such thing would be bad based on arbitrary rules forced on them.

>>24404474
Ran and Yukari get it for free.

I don't think anyone wants to pay for it.

>>24404077
Being able to “try” a monster body somehow through some magic or technology or chemistry, accidental or on purpose, and then choosing to keep it.

>>24404474
I'm sorry. This is the monstergirl thread. Please feel free to ask this of any of the wonderful 2hu threads on >>>/jp/.

If you're reading this, you're super mega gay.

>>24404594
fug u nerd

>>24404353
Addendum. I really like consultation corruptions. Like with Illassa, where the girl comes to her for help, and she gets to know them and their reason for wanting to monsterize, and works with them to find the best choice of species.

Why do cheshires only play games using mad catz controllers

what's your waifu's greatest achievement?

>>24404594
Could Cheshires even be trusted with maid work?

>be a lowly servant in a female dominated cult of humans worshipping mindflayers and chaos
I just wanted to join a nice club

>>24404653
Hard to say for one that has felled demons of yore and brought rulers the world over to their knees. At least, that's what she's claimed to have done. From what I've seen we just collect old junk and make new junk.

If I suggest that "meeting me" is her greatest achievement, she'll furiously blush. Depending on her mood, she might decide to milk me then and there for being too full of myself.

Buttsluts deserve the most love. Especially ones that are a little chubby and have long tails.

>>24404740
Does your waifu know you just called her fat?

>>24404690
I dont see why not their powers will help them get hard to reach places

>>24404653
Filling in some of the holes of Pre-DL history.

>>24404469
I'm afraid of finding love in the sabbath or other prepubescent races. The thought that the only person who could stand to be around me is someone too young to see me for the creep I am is too depressing.

>>24404778
>Pre-DL history.
As in before the Current DL, right?

>>24404469
I like so many different species, but only have one waifu. Sometimes I'm worried I might end up cheating on her in a fit of drunken lust.

>>24404787
Yes. She's interested in it because so much has been loss due to races not being intelligent enough to keep records or history being lost to warfare or time. It also serves to get humans to like the current DL more when they learn what she has done.

>>24404077
There is no consensual theres being right and being wrong. Me and my demon wife think monsterization is right, and staying human is wrong

>>24404653
Her old desert kingdom before she had to slumber. Her new kingdom is probably going to become her greatest achievement. Though as of now her "empire" consist of her tomb and the surrounding sand covered ruins, with me and her as the only active/awoken residents. Life has already started sprouting up from the ground with her awakening.

>>24404653
A family!

ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH!

>>24404653
Waking up and creating a new king-
>>24404880
My dude!

>>24404916
Yes. My pharaoh is smaller though. My lolibaba queen

>>24404914
Lichfag, how do your daughters get along with each other?

>>24404695
>Mindflayer doesn't even touch those not in the upper echelons, she just lets them start to enjoy rape and debauchery with just some of her teachings.

>>24404841
>Me and my demon wife
Anon, please. You're making the Hakus angry.

>>24404931
I like BIIIIIG pharaohs.

>>24404916
My waifu and I kneel for no one.

>>24404937
Together they are bunch of trouble makers! Lich daughter is the brains and Zombie Dragon daughter is the brawn! Though Lich daughter does get competitive when it comes to grades.

>>24404940
I would assume the goal of the female cultist is to "ascend/ reach a higher form" aka becoming mindflayers and other chaos monsters. Probably takes it really seriously with lots of secrecy and rituals. Poor little servant boy anon

>>24404653
Nothing major for the first one I guess gong with me on an adventure around mist content and Zipangu to find the other wives the second is just good at battling an a bit of an airhead so nothing much there third one control weather and was seen as a god like most ryu fourth is an artist/writer

>>24404961
Younger sister brains and older sister brawn is a pretty unusual combination. Cute either way.

>>24404916
How to properly hail the Pharaoh.
>Get on your knees before her.
>Wait for her to grab your hair and pull you closer.
>Conduct the proper oral moments.
>Maintain eye contact with her (This is important)
>Listen to her instructions.
>Recive her blessing, as many times as it takes for her to be satisfied.

>>24404914
>Zombie Dragon with hair obscuring her eyes
OH NO SHE'S ADORABLE

>>24405112
What happens if you break eye contact?

>>24404916
why does she have so many snakes

Seems like a lot of waifus here have some sort of great military/adventuring history, or are the leader of a group or nation.
Are there any waifufags that are with a less influential girl? Maybe a farmer or a teacher?

>>24405117
Lichfag has good sense for adorable.

>>24404469
The thought of turning an order nunnery into a slime carrier breeding ground.

>>24404469
I ate an entire chicken before coming here.

>>24404653
Saying hi back to the mailkobold

Water and water and water water
Water and water and water water
Water and water and water water
Water and water and water water

>>24405357
I just want a slime queen wife so I can "impregnate" an entire town of monster girls.

>>24405220
top one x=1 and also x=488281.5 and the bottom one is impossible

>>24404690
>Could Cheshires even be trusted
Stop right there. The answer is always no.

>>24405357
Can't I have a cute, helpful, and nice slime that won't trap me inside of her and rape me till I'm drained of fluids because
>"You seemed to be enjoying it mister!"
As she would put it?

I really want a slime massage. She can have my sweat and all the dirt on me if she wants.

>>24405357
is it child abuse to squeeze your slimelings

>>24405413
We've been over this. The exponent "a" is a variable too

>>24405457
those are 9s

i'd a smoke hobo

>>24405419
I'd trust a cheshire 100% surely she has a good reason for me to open this ajar door with a bucket on top of it

>>24405478
I'd tell you that you're wrong, but this is way too dumb of an argument to start, especially since you're all but certain to reply.

Here's a picture of a good girl that doesn't get enough attention. We can talk about that instead.

>>24405457
Why are constants raised to the power of 9?

>>24405566
dirt is gross

>>24405566
she cute

Going to the pond to feed the little Sahus some bread slices and other fish treats!

>>24405499
would you purposely falling for her pranks ruin her fun or make it better?

>>24405112
That's pretty good. Properly worshipped

>>24405122
Probably using her voice on you

>>24405723
Bread is unhealthy for birds, I don't know if this applies to fish too.

>Watch out! The foxes are in heat!

>>24405764
well, at least you can probably feed them some fish snacks

>>24405779
My penis doesn't feel like it right now, maybe later or something, idk

>>24405566
you know what, I dig the psuedo-elemental concept, and her personality
but giant mud-hands is a dumb gimmick

>>24405566
Doromes are good for hugs, handjobs, and being smothered by all the lewd bodies she can make with her mud

>>24405779
I'll set up the traps.

>>24404916
No. The only time I think it'd be fun to say "Hail Pharaoh!" even ironically would be is towards her unborn daughter with my hands on the belly she's inside. Doesn't matter if the daughter is my daughter or a new cousin or something.

>>24405848
you can blame DQ for that. KC was inspired by the Muddy Hand monster when deciding her abilities.

>>24405848
broke
>>24405858
woke

But seriously, yeah. They are good girls that probably feel amazing on the skin.

>>24405779
Oh boy, my favorite time of year!

>>24405881
>that probably feel amazing on the skin.
They're good for your skin, too.

>>24405910
Probably. Maybe even better than a slime.

God, I want to go to a Dorome spa with my waifu.

>>24403908
>capable of speech and wearing clothing by itself
It's obviously a person

Okay. Time to settle this. Which girl gives the best massage (no happy ending necessary)?

And what girls can you think of that can give unique and special massages? (Again, no happy ending)

>>24405566
Definitely not my favorite, but if the portals opened and I got proactively engaged to one I wouldn't be disappointed.
>While they do aggressively attack humans, their disposition is extremely gentle, and when they restrain a man, it's like a tender embrace
Doesn't sound half bad to me.

>>24404786
They don’t care about your one-way mirror or inclinations. They’re not frightened by your cold exterior or revelations.

>>24406191
I believe Trolls are really good masseuses.
Shoggoths are good at less usual techniques. Shog massage chair is one thing, but have you ever had a massage while bathing?

>>24405220
Daughters are always adorable!

>>24406191
They were already talking about it but doromes seem like a good option.
I still want to know what familiar paws feel like, though.

I wanna be licked all over and molested by a horde of ghouls

>>24406191
I think a wight would give an excellent soul massage!

>>24406191
shoggy easily

>>24404119
For marriage

>>24406761
I am a battered and broken man, worn down by the passage of time.

So I am very interested in what that would feel like.

>>24406593
Ghouls are already fearsome, but beware of a Ghoul that got a taste for man's nipples.

good boy good boy
everything is fine

>>24407443
Don't fucking touch me
Don't fucking touch me

>>24407443
Imagine how many youtube videos of onee-san/mommy monsters picking up (emotionally) 'wounded strays" there'd be on MG Youtube.

jesus, what I would give to play a monster girl RPG in the style of Dragon Quest XI

>>24406945
BEEG and SOFT trolls for breeding.

>>24407443
Okay...
Just for today, I'll take things easy...

>>24405433
Perhaps this slime maid?

>Be hero
>Fight your way to get the strongest item in the game
>main antagonist lilem comes in and swoops it and knocks you out
>wake up few hours later at the previous Order settlement you traveled to
>The sky is red, the grass is wilted and trees are roasted like they were struck by lightning
>the Order settlement is now full of higher-than-usual leveled monsters chasing and raping men
She won, didn't she

>>24407620
How was a hero on the floor for a few hours knocked out without getting raped was the lilim watching him?

>>24407587
She looks lovely. Just as long as she lets my insides stay on my inside, and stops when I tell her to stop.

>>24407686
why would would a hero get raped while passed out from a defeat?

>>24407708
Aren’t heroes generally seen as desirable to an extent I kinda doubt monster girls who were roaming the town wouldn’t pounce on him

>>24407487
>onee-san prank gone wrong gone sexual

>>24407773
They are the kind that are desirable to some monsters but rape is too much for monsters to do so they wouldn't rape heroes especially if they can't consent.

>>24407822
True

>>24406191
Wonder what would happen if you requested a massage from a succubus but specified no happy ending.

>>24406316
>>24406800
I'd think a Tentacle can easily beat out Shog, since the latter is basically a glorified Slime.

>>24407832
plus if you think about, monsters who fight have no need to rape since they tend to get what they want without even lifting a finger, they're really successful from their past endeavors.

>>24407364
>She’s throughly kneading the very fibers of your being
>”You keep a lot of stress in your 2nd and third decade of life”

If you marry an ojou monstergirl and she provides you a personal maid, it's assumed you and your maid are going to fuck, right?

>>24407620
>Enter the castle
>Learnt hat there's a mastermind who got through the holy barrier thanks to the lilem who kicked your ass
>the mastermind even brought a horde of monsters to invade the Order realm, which explains a lot
>They all enslave most of the humans and make them do lots of unpaid labor and a something else in hidden locations....
>The rest of the humans are hiding inside abandoned shops and churches, scared shitless
>Tour around the newly conquered castle area and interacting with monsters, trying to know about this mastermind
>Walk upstairs and notice noise coming from the next staircase
>It's guarded by a really feral and insane woman wearing a skinned-tiger coat, her skin was red and she looks maniacal
>"NONE SHALL PASS!!", she declares strongly at the hero's curious face. She looks like she was raised by wolves or something
>But if you hear closely upstairs, you can hear women moaning and men screaming, cries for help, and wet-slapping noises
Things are going crazy in this Order settlement now, huh?

>>24407443
The why are the avengers visiting me in my hospital room?

>>24407512
Exposing Trolls to sunlight just for fun!

You're about to fight a boss demon but she is super into you.
However, she has a proposition for you: She want you to wear the best lewd and sexy outfit she ever made.
-If you say No, she will have griffons on Raging Mushrooms rape the nearest human settlement and you'll be in lots of trouble with them.
-If you say Yes, the human settlement is safe, but you'll be subjected to wearing a ladyboner-fuel outfit and you'll be lewded, big-time.
What do you say?

>>24408186
I'd need to see the outfit first.

>>24408186
>ladyboner-fuel outfit
A carefully tailored suit will take quite a bit of time to make, especially since she doesn't even have my measurements.

>>24407856
a slime with body morphing that could literally make an appendage like a tentacle

>>24408218
>a demon is super into you
>"doesn't even have my measurements"
She's probably been stalking you for a while so she'd know them.

>>24408223
It's just not the same. She takes shortcuts to create the sensation of countless feelers.

>"sssshhhhhh! The oni is sleeping! Best not to wake her up..."

>>24408282
I'm gonna stuff a bag of basedbeans between her tits and then sneak off.

>>24408301
Thanks, word filter.

You want a cute ghost princess or her half-ghost gardener?

>>24408205
it's something a male stripper would wear

>>24408317
I want the crazy umbrella grandma and her crazy pet fox

>>24403817
Oh hey look, my little sister and my girlfriend have coincidentally prepared me lunch at the seemingly same time. And they're both trying to share to me! How nice!

>>24408383
Eww humans

>>24408383
Huh what's that? They're both really into trying to offer me their food! My girlfriend is insistent to eat her's and so is my little sister, claiming her prepped up lunch is better!

... Wait a minute is it me or do I see electricity and sparks flying from their eyes and to each other?

>>24408391
But Bapho-san.
Oniichan IS human.

>>24408393
Wait a minute!

Uh oh... Oh no, it's this type of situation! My sister is seemingly jealous and my girlfriend is insistent and apparently trying to assert dominance over who gets to me!

Just like in the romance novels, romance shows and in RomCom Anime!

>>24408383
>>24408393
>>24408401
So how would this type scenario fare and play out in MGE?

>>24408317
>>24408372
I want the blue umbrella

>>24408502
BOO!

>>24408391
Can the Sabbath provide me Trolls? I'm not joining without Trolls as part of the contract

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that soft waifus are the best place to relax after a hard day.
Face first into their chests is the recommended sleeping posture.

>>24408786
I'm pretty sure Marune's can at least.

is it normal to have sex with thousands of monsters?

>>24408929
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post?
Good taste

>>24408946
>that small bottle
weak, she should distribute large jugs

>>24408946
IS THAT!?

>>24408975
It's sample size anon. She wants you to drink from the tap, not from some sad jug.

Which monster girl is made for femdom and facesitting?

>>24409018
Amazons and Dark Elves.

SUPPATENKO!

>unlikely bond between a dirty thief and a healslime

>>24409222
I'm a rogue, not a thief.
And I want nothing to do with slimes that don't really heal you in the end at all.

>>24409222
A healslime?

>>24409250
even after she tend to your wounds and helps you bust out of the demon realm prison/dungeon to reunite with your party members?

>>24409256
Yes, a healslime.
those floating little blue jellyfish looking slimes with yellow slimey tentacles hanging below their butts? Healslime! Don't you know your slimes?

>>24408362
Tight clothes make my balls painfully swell

>>24409311
No...

>>24409355
oh, well you got some studying to do, then! you don't want something bad happen to you, like confusing a dangerous yellow slime with black dots on her with a harmless slime species.

>>24409401
Slimes are dangerous? How? They're just dumb goop

>>24407487
>"This jaded man rejected women until he met THIS girl"
>expect a heartwarming video of a monster slowly coaxing a lonely guy out of his shell
>nope, two minutes in and there's and ogre wrestling him to the ground in a Wendy's because "she needs some dipping sauce for her spicy nuggets"

>>24409417
you clearly haven't dealt with queen slimes and empress slimes before.

>>24409430
i'd buy her a shirt that covers her chest and shoulders completely

>>24409456
>empress slimes
Jesus Christ how horrifying

What's a good infinite money exploit that won't attract tanukis?

>>24409513

>>24409492
they're really shiny and crystal-ly like a diamond, at least. They'll cast projectile reflect spells like crazy unfortunately. Also, they got revival spells that only work 50% of the time so I think sabotaging their magical abilities are is a good strategy.

>>24409579
And where do you come by these?

>>24409677
deep inside pyramids or places where lots of treasure is placed. they seem to think high and mighty of themselves because they own those treasures.

>>24409558
But that'll attract p'orcs instead I was hoping to not attract anyone

>>24409731
Fat chance of me ever ending up in a place like that

>>24409769
You gotta take risks in this business

>>24409771
big strong amazon anubis can protect you on your journey

>>24409887
Uh-huh

>>24409951
super trustworthy AND has beautiful and intimidating brown-skin

>>24409951
Damn dog, use silverware. It's what it's for

>>24410005
>>24410046

>>24409951
That's... that's a really long tongue...
And those are some big paws...

Lady...you wanna grab a drink later?

>>24410082
Anubis has a scary mom.

>>24408067
>>24407620
I want to defeat the evil monsters and turn them into good wives for the humans.

What's the best job for a kiki that isn't being a maid?

>>24410526
Master's onahole

>>24410526
Refer to:
>>24410540

>>24409196

Help my anubis boss a slaver driver, literally

>>24410627
She's a brave desert dog, bossing around all those bald, faceless men like that.

>>24410627
Revolt!

>>24410526
day care worker kids are messy

>>24404119
Rejected street fighter characters.

>>24404304
>My return heralds a new wave of cheshire shitposting.
It is good to be back.

>>24405433
only for a brief time
nothing makes a slime happier than pulling a man into herself, breaking him with pleasure to the point he never wants to leave

>>24405433
Go to your local fast food joint and get a salt pack. Threaten to crack it open when you want to escape. Follow through if she refuses.

>>24410760
Anon, slimes are not slugs.

>>24404192
getting good service from fish maids is pretty difficult

>>24410769
If anything salt would be more effective against them since water is even more integral to their form.
One could also use gelatin to turn them solid. The temporary loss of fluidity can be distressing for a slime.

>>24404469
Conquering alcoholism amd post service depression!

>>24404469
I'm thinking of buying a PS4 with my tax returns instead of investing that money wisely

>>24410799
They seem to be able to regulate internal impurities pretty well if bubble slimes are anything to go by. They're not exactly defenseless water.

>>24410813
Dont bother, almost all the ps4 exclusives are getting ported to the ps5 or pc.

>>24410831
The salt shock will still throw them off long enough to allow anon to escape.

>YFW the Falmer basically got insta-loss 2koma'd but Atmorans

>>24410848
Maybe I'll just buy a controller for my PC then

>>24410799
>Slime waifu eats several pounds of jello mix in preparation for BDSM night.
>Spank her ass and watch it ripple.
Jesus christ why are slimes so mulitpurpose? They're like swiss army wives.

Dark Elves are dork elves

brown fish

>>24410998
Let's see you say that to her face

>>24408946
Uhhh miss there seems to be something wet dripping on your inner thighs.

>Civilizing your p'orc harem

>>24411037
How'd you plan to do that then?

>>24411065
To be determined

>>24411005
would ear nibble

>>24411037
I'll teach them how to live civilised lives as my constantly pregnant housewives.

Is there a martial arts that focuses when fighting a monster to cover her up and desluttify her clothing

Which maid variant for which Mamono?

>>24411087
>dodge all of her attacks while reaching into a bag and applying clothing to her

You can take an ocelomeh out of the wild but you can never take the wild out of the ocelomeh

>>24411087
>you swipe your sword across her chest
>she thinks you missed because she didn't feel it
>she looks down and see's her cleavage is now covered
>In one flick of the sword he managed to button up every button all the way to the top

>>24411090
what happens when I give my maid the wrong uniform that doesn't match her theme

>>24411098
i only want a wild ocelomeh to put wild babies in herself with my penis

>>24411112
there is no such thing as the wrong uniform if it comes from master

The pharaoh of this land looks rather strange, could she possible be not a true pharaoh?

>>24411005
>stripper pole
That armor is probably stripper gear. Looks pretty dorky. I will say it to her face and tip her in the smallest cheapest denomination of folding money available.

>>24411130
That is a mighty spear she's holding, mayfly!

>>24411087
Koehler Fist. With it you can punch a Hellhound so hard that she wants go on a paddle-boat ride while wearing a Victorian dress.

>>24411130
>I will say it to her face
Might be difficult to say anything with your face firmly buried in her bottom

>>24411107
but that just lets her be sexy and burst her buttons you fool

If I get sent to mg prison I’ll make sure to find the biggest, baddest, single monster there and impregnate her to show dominance

>>24411191
you shouldn't raise a baby in prison

>>24411037
That aint orcy

>>24411176
my buttons will be too strong for her to burst and I'll use my sword to slap slacks onto her legs

>>24404469
I had an appointment yesterday but thought it was on the 26th. I just realized this and now I feel like crawling in a hole and dying.

>>24411193
>Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!

>>24411128
This Pharaoh is from some kind of alternate universe where the Apophis is a kind, uncorrupted snake lady.

>>24411135
>spear instead of stripper pole
That's actually worse. Only super dorks bring spears to strip clubs. I will increase the value of my mockery money out of pity. Have another Viet dong, dorky elf.
>>24411172
I'd love to see her try. She's so dorky that even her ass wouldn't stop me. Are her ears good enough to make out the words "You've been promoted to pesos, dork?"

>>24411135
A spear is just a mobile stripper pole she can stab it into the ground and use it to strip dance on

>>24411202
THat fucking image hahahaha

>>24411193
Your sentence is converted into a house arrest if you become a father, it would be inhumane otherwise. Oh, and don't mind the fact that there are different monster inmates every week, they just get very short sentences.

>>24411128
I wanna worship this Pharaoh.

>>24411230
holy fuck I never thought of it like that truly a spear is the lewdest weapon

Would a monster prison even allow human guards or would they just have only monster guards to prevent escapes

>>24411279
The inmates are running the asylum...

>>24411279
Human guards help the rehabilitation process

>>24411279
Nope. Hope you're ready to share a cell with an Ushi-Oni called 'Big Tammy'.

>>24411303
If she messes with me shes going to get my fist very slowly and gently.

>>24411279
the only place for men are near the low danger criminals or you are secretarial work and not near the monsters

Why would monstergirls even need prisons what kind of crimes would there be lol

>>24411329
Tax evasion?

>>24411329
Plagiarism.

>>24411329
Damage to public property due to Wurmurings

>>24411341
fat bitch

>>24411329
Teetotalism

>>24411350
>writing a college essay
>briefly consider reusing an argument you first made in a high-school paper
>sudden crash at your window
>a furious looking haku cop is plastered to it, looking in at you with a full on "I'm not mad, just disappointed" face

>>24411373
Her lawyer team is going to bankrupt you for this slander

>>24411373
She stress eats because you are shit at 1040s

>>24411350
I'm thinking or participating in a writing contest, what advice can Haku-sensei give me?

>>24411384
begone drunkard I will never drink alcohol

>>24411303
>Implying I wouldn’t want to share a big ushi
>implying I wouldn’t wanna make a Little Tammy

>>24411429
>"A toast to your wedding!"
>"U-ummm eew? I, like, don't drink alcohol okay. Gosh. I'll have an avocado latte thanks?"

>>24411420
Loads. Coincidentally, that's the unit she takes her payments in.

>>24411448
I want to share an avacado latte with a Titania who doesn't like the taste of booze.

>>24411448
I'd have water because water is the best also latte ew no coffee for me I'm a milk. juice, and water guy

>>24411329
Where do you think they keep Ancient Evils nowadays?

>>24411479
in their husband's home

>>24411477
Go fuck an Undine

>>24411448
[Rowdy drunken Oni singing stops]

>>24411404
>Haku cop steps on Ivy League campus
>immediately has a quadruple seizure
Better break out the textbooks, she's going to need something strong to work this one off...

>>24411470
>Thinking she's not getting blitzed off fairy dust and fermented alraune nectar.
She's going to play the "snort lines off anon's cock game" and you're gonna like it.

>>24411429
Guess she'll drink if for you, ingrate.

>>24411350
But what if I make it a quote and and more or less just write "and I agree with that"? It's not Plagiarism anymore.
I actually did this ones as a joke when we had a thing about plagiarism.

>>24411510
A similar thing happens, but without convicts, frowning, and chains.

>>24411490
at least it isn't so bad she isn't pulling out the harlequin romances

>>24411510
>"This essay will seek to quantify the gross irresponsibility of plagiarism, indeed, to quote [Student A], "[Entire Essay]"
>"In conclusion, as can be seen from the points illustrated in the quote above by [Student A], the objective nature of the irresponsibility of plagiarism has been strongly established and this author would support the assertions therein."
>Haku looks up at you. "Anon what is this?"

>>24411559
Guaranteed quick recovery and private lessons

>>24411559
dear good those books are terrible that's probably like krokodil of literature

>>24411565
>not 'Haku holds up intimidating ruler while asking'
Try again.

>>24411616
>"This essay will seek to quantify the gross irresponsibility of plagiarism, indeed, to quote [Student A], "[Entire Essay]"
>"In conclusion, as can be seen from the points illustrated in the quote above by [Student A], the objective nature of the irresponsibility of plagiarism has been strongly established and this author would support the assertions therein."
>Haku holds up intimidating ruler while asking "Anon what is this?"

>>24411631
Better, your sentence has been reduced to six months of Quadruple Advanced English Lit. May the Overlord have mercy on your soul.

i miss /monster/ bros

>>24411616
>>24411631
>holds up intimidating ruler
Wow it must be covered in spikes and centimeters only for a ruler to be that scary

>>24411667
Worse, there are two different conversion systems on either side and neither are your native ones.

She is a Shoggoth - NOT your waifu!

>>24411681
instead of the foot would it be the boob? As in the Demon Lord's tit's you measure the distance from nipple to nipple and that is their standardize base

>>24411681
>looks at ruler
>anal diameter and lovecrafts
worst possible timeline send help.

>>24411706
She is a Shoggoth, my waifu, my bed, my room and my house all at the same time

>>24411662
Isn't the only difference between monster and here more politics and social commentary? twice four chan/kun was a meme anyway.

>>24411606
blasphemers must be reeducated posthaste

>>24411711
Would there be glasses/Goblets modeled after the Demon Lord's breasts?

>>24411742
No. The crappy no standards of 8 weren't a meme.

>>24411746
those are those paperback books with fuckin fabio lookin ass on the cover they are low quality

>>24411754
would their base liquid measurement be the amount of milk she makes in one tug?

>>24406761
Wight would give one of the best massages for sure. Massaging one would be pretty interesting too, depending on how strongly she reacts to being touched with warm hands.

>>24411819
>the harlequin novel of posts

How do I save my little brother from getting a feature in the shota section of SHOGGED.com?

>>24411915
So
When bees want to move the hive and the queen is to fat after pregnancy, they chase her around so she losses enough weight to fly
In short: exercising MILF beegirls

ocelomeh buttholes are my destiny

>>24411467
Gee, that's swell!

>>24411999
I didnt mean to quote that

>>24411915
I'm gonna defeat a demon by using my secret handholding technique

>>24412082
but she will defeat you at the same time with the same technique simultaneously

Please don't let Salamanders read Vagabond, they start slicing flowers and sending them to you

>>24412082
i'm gonna defeat an ocelomeh by letting her beat and rape me

Which monster girl is like this?

>>24412048
Coincidentally, that's what Haku-sensei says!

>>24412220
>I'M A WOOD ELF!
I think she's a wood elf anon

>>24411202
This image doesn't belong here

>>24412220
My sandworm waifu. Just replace the crazy, insane behavior with a calm, lewd behavior.
>Sweetie, can you let me out for a bit
>"Mmm, nah" she says as she starts to assault my dick with her long, soft, slimy tongue
Of course, I'm powerless against her and am completely at her mercy. Though I'd never even ask to leave in the first place, not even for five seconds of fresh air. My waifu is all I need in life

Ripped monsters that could snatch you and take you to their rapecave with absolutely no effort, but instead choose to seduce you are on a completely different level.

>>24412390
I love all sizes of ripped monsters.

I want a personal trainer monster girl that actually helps me train and doesn't just have sex with me.

>>24412526
>and doesn't just have sex with me.
But that's not just sex, it's still workout. Hellhound trainer will help you burn a lot of fat fast

>>24412507
>Goat with tits
Heresy

>>24412706
It's not a devil goat just a normal goat girl.

>>24412725
Normal goat girls have delicious flat chest!

>>24412706
If this is wrong, why would I want to be right?

>>24412614
>Trainer Hellhound is a mix of normal, good training and her chasing you
>If she catches you, she will fuck you and make you fuck her as a third type of training
>Also lots of encouragement.
>If you really impress her, she'll even let you dominate her, if you have the stamina left for it.

>>24412507
goat and below is pretty hot

>>24412526
I need a personal trainer just so I stop being a lazy and unmotivated fuck.

>>24413022
>being a lazy and unmotivated fuck.
That's how you get a visit from door-to-door stern Kiki maid

>>24413092
Mary Shaggins?

>>24411875
That's just a loving shog momster and her sonu about to start their weekly "mindbreak" session.

>>24413177
Mary shoggins wouldn't help you against being lazy though. She would just do everything for you in order to make you happy.
She'll teach you morals and such but in the end she just want you to be happy.
The kiki would at least make you become active and a proper.

>>24413272
I want to hear Mary Shoggins sing the song about cleaning up!

kuu frog

>>24413379

Masochistic salamander
That is all

>>24413459
she's just sitting there feeling around your crotch with her tongue while holding eye contact

>>24413272
>"Okay Shoggy, just like we practiced."
>"Yes, Friend Kiki, I will fail neither you nor him. Ahem. Mastah!"
>The master looks up from a manga, but stays seated in his easy chair. Shoggy power walks up to him, placing her fists on her hips. Kiki trails behind like a supportive helicopter mother
>"I declare that it is not good to be too lazy! Because..." she falters for a moment, looking behind her, unsure, "Friend Kiki says so."
>Kiki sighs internally, but her distress is only visible to her Master and not her pupil. Shoggy continues. "Kiki knows all about human things so I trust her."
>The Master hesitates. "So is this in general, or are you asking me to stop sitting in this?" he points at his big fluffy massage-activated easy chair (color: Out of Space)
>All of Shoggy's eyes widen in shock. In an instant, she dissolves herself where she stands and reforms behind her master, massaging his shoulders to mutual relaxed moaning.
>"Sorry Friend Kiki," Shoggy sighs, torn between dejection and delight. "I won't disappoint next time."
>Kiki shakes her head in motherly exasperation, shrugs, and pats the two on the head.
>"Maybe a little relaxation is okay too."

>>24412167
What is with her arm?

>>24413313
You'll get Mary Boggins and like it.
>A spoonful of sugar. Now clean this place up or get weaponfucked, you cunts.
She's a right flower of maidenhood and respectability, she is!

>>24412748
Based and liquorgoated. But not pilled. Those don't mix with hard drink.

>>24412748
Cinnamon liqueur, this Goat is tempting me.

>grope and dirty talk a lolinubis
>she's flustered all day, thinking about what you're going to do with her later

>>24413807
This wasn't on the schedule!

>>24413601
I like this combo of overly-nice shoggoth and a more stern kiki.

monstergirl manbearpig
yay or nay?

>>24403817

Let me read a letter I recently received. "Dear Spokeswoman Kavanaugh. Why has the Demon Lord and her Monstergirl Armies and the Sabbath seen fit to intensify our reproductive cycle? Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen."

Thank you for writing, Concerned. Of course your question touches on one of the basic biological impulses, with all its associated hopes and fears for the future of the species. I also detect some unspoken questions. Do our Monstergirl benefactors really know what's best for us? What gives them the right to make this kind of decision for normal humankind? Will they ever deactivate the sex-hentai intensifier field and let us not constantly breed and fuck again?

Allow me to address the anxieties underlying your concerns, rather than try to answer every possible question you might have left unvoiced. First, let us consider the fact that for the first time ever, as a species, immortality, prosperity, further modernity and enlightenment powered through just love and sex is in our reach. This simple fact has far-reaching implications. It requires radical rethinking and revision of our genetic imperatives. It also requires planning and forethought that run in direct opposition to our neural pre-sets.

I find it helpful at times like these to remind myself that our true enemy is instinct. Instinct was our mother when we were an infant species. Instinct coddled us and kept us safe in those hardscrabble years when we hardened our sticks and cooked our first meals above a meager fire and started at the shadows that leapt upon the cavern's walls.

But inseparable from Instinct is its dark twin, Superstition. Instinct is inextricably bound to unreasoning impulses, and today we clearly see its true nature. Instinct has just become aware of its irrelevance, and like a cornered beast, it will not go down without a bloody fight. Instinct would inflict a fatal injury on our species. Instinct creates its own oppressors, and bids us rise up against them. Instinct tells us that the Monstergirl's love and the monsterization is a threat, rather than an opportunity. Instinct slyly and covertly compels us away from change and progress. Instinct, therefore, must be expunged. It must be fought tooth and nail, beginning with the most prudent and boring of human habits: Celibacy, the urge to not make love under the guise and pretense of "saving love and sex" for arbitrary marriage that is not fueled by legit love and romance.

We should thank our Monstergirl benefactors for giving us respite from this overpowering force. They have thrown a switch and exorcised our demons in a single stroke. They have given us the strength we never could have summoned to overcome this compulsion. They have given us purpose. They have turned our eyes toward love, romance, openness, liberation, expressive arts. And love, romance and sex that Eros the Goddess of Love and Fertility wants us to do, and what the Demon Lord and monstergirl kind wants us to help embrace.

Let me assure you that the sex-hentai intensifier field will be shut off on the day that we have mastered ourselves... The day we can prove we no longer need it. And that day of transformation, I have it on good authority, is close at hand.

>-A public broadcast of a Demon Realm Spokesperson

>>24414230
Honestly, MGC would be such a weird fucking place as it almost seems to be a mix of utopia and dystopia at the same time.
Like, everything is happy and everything is good, but there's also a over-authoritarian leadership that will do things, not because people want it, but because it's "for the greater good". But they are also right so it's really fucking weird.

What I'm saying is that I would hate and love MGC at the same time and I'm gonna marry a demon and just ask her to help me stop over thinking this stuff.

>>24414308
Go old school.
Go to roulette london..

>>24408411
all i know is it ends in a threesome

>>24413846
>making the loli anubis watch you add "serve Anon with my body" into her schedule

>>24414680
>making the loli anubis watch you replace every entry in her schedule with "serve Anon with my body"
fixed

why can't succubi just stop thinking about sex and focus on the mission? it's not that hard desu

>>24414750
but the mission is sex and the goal is also sex

>>24414750
Sex is the mission. The more sex they have, the sooner the demon lord can overturn the chief god's rules and they can have sons.

>>24414777
>>24414786
but what if sex is boring and I just want wholesome living with monster friends?

How do we get cucked by standard MGE monstergirls everyone.
Come on, think. There has to be a workaround.

>>24414230
This reminds me of Xcom 2.
Also this level of propaganda makes me want to rebel. Even if they are right.

Low quality bait.

>>24414827
Technically speaking, by them refusing to cuck you, even though you're into cucking means that they are cucking you out of your cucking fantasies.
So in the end, by not not getting cucked, you are the most cucked person in all of MGE.

>>24414841
>Also this level of propaganda makes me want to rebel. Even if they are right.
Yeah, I'd resist as long as possible just for fun and to test my willpower. It's not like you risk much, they won't hurt/kill you when they finally catch you.

>>24414841
There would be so much open rebellion if everything came to light, the slow and subtle infiltration method is probably the most realistic part of the whole setting. The question is how they would actually deal with rebels.

>>24414810
you get a wholesome handjob during a movie

>>24414841
It should remind you of Half Life 2, considering it is literally a direct parody.

Useless turbo-zoomers never playing good vidya

>>24415090
I haven't played HL2 in like 10 years. I can't be asked to remember all references.

>>24411065
>If you'z wanna be tha orkiest gitz this side 'o da planet, you'z got to learn not only o' war, but o' love too, for all is fair with love an' war, dat it iz. Now put on tha Gorkin' dress and stop complaynin', or by Mork you'z gonna be in for some real trouble, oye swear on me mum!
and after a few months of grueling training by honorary orc Anon Ymous, all the local p'orc and h'orc gangs settled their differences over a "cuppa tea" and some good old-fashioned BattleBots duels, and everybody lived happily ever after, the end.

>>24413601
Kiki and Shoggy best duo

>>24414841
Literally based on a dr.Breen speech

>>24415348
see >>24415137

>>24414937
A quick fluff in the night.

>>24412220
Shirohebi

>>24415137
I haven't played for just as long and recalled it 5 words in. You're just low IQ.

>>24415085
that's not wholesome

>>24403817

>>24415371
A girl like this is all it would take for me to submit to monster rule.

>>24415527
Considering I never played attention to the speech in the first place, sure. I couldn't have told you what he said beyond "welcome to city 17", even right after playing it.

I wish my wife became the demon lord

>>24415636
Don't be so silly, Anon. After all
my waifu and I are far more capable.

>>24415538
Sure it is you're both snuggling while watching homeward bound

Imagine telling a MG that you want to become a wizard by staying virgin until you are 30

On this fine day, I once more discovered the majesty of being a switch.

So, for all you waifufags out there, what do you consider yourselves? Dominant, submissive, or something in between?

>>24411213
I want this universe. Golden tan lamias are perfect. Of course, beautiful pale ladies are nice too. And you can’t forget about those wonderful green Echidnas or dark Bunyips.

>>24415798
Switch leaning dominant.

>>24415782
1 more year

>>24415798
I consider myself a switch as well. Although slightly more in the ways of sub.
I think that fits really well with a lich seeing that with her experiments, you can end up both fucking her into submission or getting drained mercilessly.

>>24415782
4 more years

New wife picture! I too enjoyed helltakers!

>>24415798
I'll go with something in-between but I do love her being on top of me

>>24415824
Hmm...I wonder what you mean by that. As a switch that instinctively leans sub, I enjoy being dominant far more. The problem is in finding inspiration.

What does it feel for you, going the other way from dom to sub?

>>24415798
Assertive sub

>>24415798
My queen is an anubis so we switch often. Most of the time I let her be the dom but when I'm in the mood I disrupt her schedule and have my way with her. Of course she curses me fiercely in return but it's worth it.