/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bully the shorties!

How many generations does it take for Amazoness girls to domesticate their husbands into stay at home caretakers?

I love my strong wife!

Why haven't you married a werewolf pack anon? Too scared?

>>24374181
Cute. Werewolves are underrated.

I'd much rather command a pack of werewolves than get husbando'd by a single Helllwan. I'd even wear a wolf pelt, so visitors know I'm the one in charge.

In their tongue he is Dovahkiin, Dragongroper

>>24374239
I thought it meant dragon impregnator?

>>24374124
Do you mean how long it takes to break in the spoils from a hunt? Amazon tribes don't have related generations of males yet.

Weird shit my waifu will notice very quickly when we first meet:

>"Anon, why do you act like a girl when you go to sleep each night? You keep shaking, and making those weird nosies."
"It's a habit. To make me feel like I was about to sleep next to a real woman."

>>24374181
Yeah. Every girl I've met was either crazy or a fundamentalist. Possibly even a crazy fundamentalist. Plus, I'm past my expiration date. Day old scraps compared to the younger and leaner cuts of veal out there.

>>24374283
No it’s dragon’s whore

>>24374205
why is she showing me her starfish?

>>24374351
If you stick em on you in the right spot, it feels really good.
Ngl, I get hard and it becomes extremely hard for me to say no, anytime a woman mentions things that feel good. Unless my death-flag senses are tingling, but that's another story

Imagine a dragon loli picking you up from out of nowhere and keeping you for herself because she sees you as a valuable treasure. How would you feel?

>>24374351
she is showing you how all things she finds on the beach belong to her

>>24374372
Very small, very weak, and very...happy but in a strange way. Depends how forceful she is.

If she won't let me leave, I'll quickly begin to hate it. If she starts following me around—riding on my back even—I can probably live with it.

>>24374181
Because i'd end up as a communal cumpump.

>When your automaton misunderstands you wanting to "eat her"

>>24374108
This is what wedding dresses for monstergirls would be like.

>>24374372
I would use my adult strength and stature to bully her by keeping her at an arms length away and use this time to call her mother and tattle on her

>>24374496
Cute. Though I would imagine a lot of species have their own traditions and ceremonies

>Find a CD in a shady MGC music shop
>'TOO HOT FOR RADIO, TWENTY TRACKS BANNED FROM AIRWAVES'
>Buy it out of curiosity
>First track is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvazBqAlx58

>Predictably, song gets stuck in your head
>Start humming and whistling the tune around in public without even realizing
>Hum it once in earshot of a Yeti on the subway as she's drinking her morning coffee
>Instant spittake following by a red-faced coughing fit

>>24374372
>>24374440
Domineering lolis are love. I want to be an anubis pup's manservant

>>24374561
Yes but whatever the dress is like the most important trait of it is that it's easy to fuck while wearing it.

>>24374556
I'd imagine her mother would scold you for not allowing her to have her treasure.

>>24374561
Yes but whatever the wedding clothes are like the most important trait of it is that it's easy to fuck while wearing it.

>>24374569
God, just thinking about a small, forceful loli making me do unspeakable things would be the fucking dream.

>>24374590
>>24374496
Now I am imagining my stern demon officer wife in that dress. Perfect

>>24374586
A treasure that she doesn't have to work for isn't really a treasure so I'll play hard to get till she's old enough to not think me accepting her macaroni drawings is a yes to her marriage offer

Which monsters are best suited for latex?
Besides Night Gaunt and her bodysuit.

>>24374644
S H O G

>>24374644
You already know

>>24374644
Anything aquatic

>>24374644
Slimes that ARE latex

>>24374205
>That smile
I'm weak.

>>24374639
treasure is found not earned

>>24374722
sharp teeth make me weak

>>24374569
>>24374595
>Get a job looking after some little anubis while her mother is busy expecting an easy paycheck.
>Expect that she mummifies you for "practice" so she can rape you
>Also she makes you give her erotic massages until your fingers and numb.
>If she's hungry for sweets, she'll cover your naked body in honey and cream and lick it off.
>Makes you say embarrassing things so she'll curse you.
>Oh, and sometimes she just wants you to fuck her.

fun head cannons?
Like smoke hobo's teleport with the sound of a Koto twang
or married echidna's turning their dungeons into family freindly obstical courses

>>24374567

>Mamono discover vintage human music
>Demon wife gets a habit of playfully singing the chorus to a certain Cliff Richard song before wrapping her arms around you every morning as you cook breakfast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJwwIDCeqoU

>>24374856
Reverse scales don't exist. They just like to use it as an excuse and when they need something to cover their actions.

>>24374644

Noobers are good dogs

>>24374897
Didn't that artist go off the deep end? I remember they posted how she hated everybody's waifus and said she was gonna delete her twitter after she got her last batch of comms done or whatever.

>>24374776
>Mama Anubis comes home
>Gives you 3.50 as your monetary reward
>asks if you wanna take her daughter up to her room and wish her a good night

Long time no see, anons.

May I offer you some nutty AI Dungeon-generated funposting in these trying times?

https://pastebin.com/J4fQav0X

I hope you all have a good day/night/week/etc.

>>24374647
That's going to end in a house where all objects are made of latex

somehow a firefly managed to get in my room and now I'm wondering how a lightning bug girl would be like

>>24374905
'Nubis-chan has a pretty mouth. I wanna huff her hot breath

>>24375002
stinky dog

Reminder that if you don't lewd the loli she's going to lewd you.

Lewd the Wolf Tengu!

>>24375034
Don't care if her breath is stinky or not, gonna huff it. Gonna kiss that doggo passionately

>>24374989
I bet she has a hot ass

>>24375042
I never realized people in the MGE "community" hate "lewd lolis" until i seen the comments on the MGE wiki and the TFT discord. Why the hell do even stick around?

>>24375069
For the major MGE discords in general, is because posting anything appearing underage will get you a cautionary email and/or ban for everyone present.

>>24375069
Because loli is a shit fetish but it's probably harmless.

>>24375108
But it's not just images. Even suggesting anything loli related in a story seems to make everyone on the TFT discord pissed off.

>>24375108
only if somebody is a faggot and reports

>>24375133
different strokes for different folks or something, or the ones raising hell about it are in denial

>>24375134
this is true

Gap-Hag!

>>24375166
>spoiler
You ever notice how numerous anti-gay preachers got caught doing homosexual acts, or how numerous men who are self-described feminists end up being accused or outed as harassers or sex-pests? Remember how that guy from the U.N. who wanted to ban loli/shota turned out to be into seeing kids get diddled?
Artists can make all the lolicon they want as long as they don't involve actual children in the process. In that case I can see why one would be concerned with lolicrap.

>>24375245
it be like that

Avast, prepare to be boarded! This be Blueberry Space!

Given their diverse anatomy, what are some unique ways to tie up monster girls?

>tfw no big tiddy goth manticore gf

>>24375405
Apply crotch-ropes where possible!

>>24375429
Not possible with sneks, I'm afraid.
Lamias might be interesting for those who want mutual bondage, just bind the lamia's arms while keeping her coils free to wrap around you. Some tailed girls might be able to do the same by "tail-locking" you behind them instead of leg-locking. Too bad lamias can't do doggystyle.

>>24375422
How do you tie up a gothicore?
>>24375492
A simple nylon stocking would render a lamia's tail helpess.

>>24375519

>>24375519
Would it? It's a nice fact to consider. I'm strictly dominant, but someone might like the idea.
Snakes are tempting even though I prefer legs, but I'm not really into other inhuman shapes like horsepussy or jell-o girls. Even though I hate spiders the idea of being able to produce silk to tie up gfs is hot.

>DL comes to power
>Turns all the monsters into sluts
>But she's young, and there were more powerful, forgotten lords in the far past who created their own dimensions of hell
>Her magic releases a whole bunch of ultratraumatised demons, whose names have long since been forgotten in the annals of time
>And one really really really angry paladin-chan dressed in plate of verdant green and wreathed in blood
>Only, the demons turned into sluts and the world isn't how she remembered. Not that she has too many memories left.

>>24374181
Those claws are nice, I prefer digitigrade feet though, it's like natural high heels.

>>24375581
Brown tomboy spiders!

>>24374124
Generations? It's long if it takes months.

>>24375422
I want goth undead.
But I also feel like that's more or less just their normal state.

>>24375069
Because this plate is disproportionately pedo, and you're in a bubble that makes you think it's more accepted.

I want a lich to make a sensitivity potion that was slightly to strong so she ends up having constant orgasms while testing it out with her husband.
I do wonder how many orgasms it would take before it broke through her kuu-ness

So anons, how's your monster wedding gonna be like? all fancy and dressed up, or simply exchanging vows before the priest(ess), dressed naturally?

>>24375744
I'm not into big ceremonies, but it only makes sense to wear a nice suit on such an important day, and I'd love to see her in the wedding dress.

>>24375744
I asked my jubjub girlfriend, she seemed confused at first but then jump on me and started riding my dick. She says our honeymoon starts in three minutes.

>>24375744
All will bear witness, all will offer tribute, all will pay homage. Jubilation will last a month.

>>24375744
A wedding attended by our families and close friends.

>>24375777
>Ears can hear a coin falling from a mile away
Anon, that's a danuki in disguise

>>24375777
>Ears that can hear a coin falling a mile away
I'm gonna steal a coin from her hoard and accidentally drop it when I'm in the next town over.

>>24375813
THOUGHT I WOULDN'T FIND OUT

>>24375744

>>24375819
Hippity hoppity, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY PROPERTY!?

>>24375819
I wonder if I would survive the rape.

>>24375852
He hid it in his pants.

>>24375619
I don't like spiders at all, but the fact that she's a lli makes me crave her

>>24375819
I'm gonna sneak into her gold pile, cum on it then leave

>>24375911
My house is destroyed! The danukis will be very, very unhappy with you!

>>24375919
This is the best way to propose to a dragon, instant heart pupils.

>>24374210
chubby cheeks

>>24375919
Well great you just mutated her whole hoard into a living gold slime since it's her gold and your cum congratulations you two are now parents it's time for you two to take responsibility and raise your slime daughteru together

>>24375972
>Be careful! When you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch back!

>>24375972
good thing you jerked off onto her gold imagine how bad it would be if it was a silver slime

>>24375972
I wonder how that gold alloy slime would act as a big sister for when anon and the dragon fall in love due to raising a child together and eventually have a dragon baby to go along with the slime

Trolls are good girls that deserve foot massage

>>24374210
I feel like I recognize that artist. Can I get a name or a link?

I want to become a hero but I was born in an amazon village and everyone expects me to get proactively dated during one of those marriage ceremonies, how do I avoid getting amazon pressed and live a life daring adventure and raiding dragon hoards or mummy tombs

>>24376054
join up with an archer elf

>>24376054
Git swole, learn PK, and mere them all.

Seductive lolis that don't need force or magic to get you to bed them are the best. Innocent temptation is a close second in methods.

magus anon if ur still alive i would love a demon story (mge highfantasy) unless you're already working on something

>>24376054
I'm just going to fuck that Yuugi. Or maybe Yuugi would fuck me into oblivion.

>>24376054
Let's switch, I'd love to be an amazon's husband.

>>24376371

>>24376054
One buff oni.

Around night elves watch yourselves.

>>24376725
what would I need to watch they look harmless

>>24376725
Can't beat sword-ears, no sir. How can other Elves even compete?

>>24376736
>7' amazon
>harmless

>>24376725
>playing WC3
>the mission where Grom encounters Night Elves for the first time
>the sultry voices they had while speaking Elvish, and that little giggle
Honestly that's prime fear-boner material. Imagine you're chopping some wood and suddenly you hear that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ4MQfa_HT0

>>24376750
an elf is an elf

heh... ehehe...
hahah, ha, ahn, oh, ngh, hah
unyaa~

Guarantee that ushi-onis stink!

>>24377018
What a well-groomed Ushi. I bet her fur is silky smooth.

>>24377001
My method of dealing with a smug memecat would be to keep putting kids into her. Hard to play tricks, when your stomach is bloated from carrying two kids.

>>24377001
i'd forbid cheshires from ever wearing footwear

>>24376852
This is no rabble of doujin elves. These are night elves. Their fangs are big and their bodies strong.

>>24377134
But you'll end up with more memecats than you can handle.

>>24377134
>Smugness is tripled in Anon's household

>>24377153
They also haven't had sex in 10,000 years, except for Maiev and her people who have been raping Illidan in their love-nest.

>>24377185
who did maiev smash

>>24377192
Me.

>>24377192
The reason she hounded Illidan was because a restrained prisoner was her only supply of vitamin D.

>>24377001
Is she going to sneeze?

>>24376782
>ywn be a humble woodsman, setting about in an ancient new forest starting with felling some trees to build yourself a nice log cabin
>You'll never get the feeling you're being watched, but it's not until your cabin's built things start going strange, you hear sultry whispers and giggles in the trees.
>Suddenly there's a rustle, and figures appear all around you, glowing eyes, nothing but silhouettes of exceedingly tall, slender yet shapely women, with large sword like ears
>Turn to face them nervously, axe in hand, back up against a huge thick tree only for the vines upon it to ensnare you, and strap you to it
>You struggle, but your efforts are swiftly thwarted as those figures emerge from the shadows, graceful and mindblowingly beautiful
>All the while they whisper to you in their elegant yet sultry language, on and on, it's almost hypnotic, you don't even notice when one of them takes an arrow and uses the head to cut your clothes from you
>You're assaulted on all sides, two of these women stooping down to attack and molest your ears, stroking your chest while the biggest stands before you, pressed hard against you, looming, your free cock danging well below that triangular region of bliss while two more elves crawl between her legs, one focusing on your balls while the other licks and kisses along the shaft
>They milk you over and over, filling vessels formed of leaves, and passing them over to their sisters, changing roles constantly, while the big one feeds you something mouth to mouth that keeps you hard and productive
>Some part of you manages to some how keep track, and the vessels they fill number the trees you felled
>After that, the larger elf moans a command in elvish and the two kissing and licking your length take your cock in silken grasp and angle it up to their lead sentinel's dripping elfpussy

>>24377329
i want to penis sneeze into her

>>24377372
Bad End? Good End?

>>24377397
First human contact and the nelves are all convinced your entire race consists of hopeless elfsluts who'll do anything for a spinemeltingly sexy command in elvish end. You get paraded around and become something of a celebrity as the other nelf ladies seethe in amazement and jealousy at how fertile you are and how lucky the sentinel leader is to have so many kids pumped into her

>>24376782
>They almost look like elves. But they're far too tall. And far too savage.
t. some dude about to get ishnu-alah'd

>>24376782
That awkward boner when they start killing your men.

>>24377329
She's melting, it was a slime the whole time

birthday fish day!

>>24377519
Skin colored eyes.

>>24377538
friend colored it for free back when vada drew it

>>24377579
>Vada
He loli exclusive or something?

>>24377630
He left just like Nav, they belong to twitter now

>>24377519
I wonder when we're gonna get lewd loli kiki gifs from Vada

>>24377726
Not my question, I've just only seen lolishit from him. I was curious if he drew women.

>>24377630
He draws most body types except fat.
>>24377726
He posted here recently though.

>>24377727
Lewd pearlolis from Nav when

>>24376725
Nightborne are better though

>>24377831
Look at that elf though. Nightborn really lack the moonlight amazon priestess vibe, they're more the smug arcane type

>>24377831
true

>Tfw no kiki to ask me if I've been washing my dick properly
>Tfw no kiki that'll just go ahead and clean me up with her mouth
>Tfw no kiki that'll berate me afterwards and threaten to show me how to wash my dick in the shower

>>24377831
Draenei*

>>24377878
i'd be pretty insulted at the implication that i am not clean

>>24377878
Kiki putting a dirty dick in her mouth is setting a bad example. This should be a reward for keeping it clean.

>>24377947
Kiki's desire to keep things clean and engaging in lewd outstrips any notion of setting a bad example

>>24377831
Also their ingame models are fugly as shit.

>>24377984
Most ingame models are ugly as shit

I want a lich who keep making zombies and such to care for my every need even though I don't need it.
And if she could have her way, I wouldn't even be allowed to walk.

>>24377801
I like the shining skin that he draws

>>24378007
Not night elves or blood elves tho. Nightborne have this wacky as fuck body proportions thing going on. Tell you what though, focusing purely on the face, there's one that doesn't make you look post-wall and combined with the lightest hair and skin colours and hairstyle 4 (on the wowhead modelviewer ), it's not so bad.

>>24378061
Yes I mean that compared to how they're supposed to look, the ingame models are mostly shit. I know the nightborne models are on a different level of uglyness.

>>24378083
I just spent so long looking at night elves as the 'savage' elves I know and love that it's really hard to reconcile them with high elven magic noble smugs that use arcane.

Not to mention half that's because classic only reskinned nelf models for all the other elves.

>>24374567
I expected something like https://youtube.com/watch?v=3ZT05Md0Fxg

>>24378011
What high level monster girl would be the most over-protective?

>>24378194
>Every song in wonderland ends up a cicierega tier mashup
Now I want to visit.

>>24378210
Dragonwight

You wouldn't a blue shortstack.

>>24378673
How does it feel to be that wrong?

>>24378293
>Like most dragons she can feel whenever something happens to her treasure
>She will feel if a single coin, even among millions, is missing or damaged
>However, the Dragonwight only has one treasure: her husband
>So if even a single strand of hair is missing from her husband, she will go into a rage over who dared to hurt him
>Only a fool would try to steal from a dragon
>But only a absolute madman would try to hurt a Dragonwights "treasure"

>>24378673
>Implying I would do every demon shortstack I could find
You absolute fool.

>>24378673
I'd a blue tallstack though.

I would a trio of dark mages. The tomboy, the dollmaker, the librarian.

>>24378742
>Husband trips on old poorly laid out sidewalk
>"I see this continent has chosen death."

>>24375578
I love this stupid meme. Is there more?

>>24378814
>Husbands stubs his toe on a table
>10 seconds later that table is little more than ash

Well boys I reckon this is it

Step on her flowers, you receive death. DON'T step on them and then hug her tightly, you receive sex.

>>24378922
Ah, so the portals are finally happening?

When will monster girls learn that marriage requires explicit consent from BOTH parties involved?

>>24378814
>>24378921
>Husband wants breakfast so they go to a fast-food joint at 11:02
>they stopped serving breakfast at 11
>"Your pain will be legendary"

>>24374878
That’s actually super cute and hot

>>24374878
I assumed reverse scale was a euphemism

>>24375422
Something about strings of fabric hanging from clothes trigger a compulsion in me to cut them off and make the clothing regular. I can’t feel anything else more strongly about this image

>>24374884
When you actually had to have an old lady doctor handle your junk
No i cant get into this anymore

>>24375422
>Just your regular undead manticore

>>24379118
>"You're either giving him breakfast or you better hope you can run to the fire exit fast enough."

I want a Dragonwight and I wanna hug her and tell her that's she's the best, if a bit yandere.

>>24379118
>>24379394
Cashier is married to a hellhound and she just happened to be visiting her husband at work, what now?

>>24378240
Why only listen to one song at a time when you can listen to all your favorites together?

>>24379446
I doubt they would ever fight seeing how a Dragonwight is insanely strong. But neither would back down either.
Honestly, they would just keep shouting to one another wile the two guys just made peace and became friends.

>>24379446
The arrogance of man is thinking nature is in our control, and not the other way around. Let them fight.

>>24379446
>Actual dragon that told death to go fuck itself
>vs
>hot dog
hmmm
>"Your realm is nothing to me, pup. But keep barking and I can make you guard the gates to Hel forever.

>>24379594
Even if hound was aware of this difference, there is precisely 0% chance she would back down, not when her hubby was threatened and especially not when he's there watching.
This situation will require a skilled demon negotiator to defuse, or this place is going to become a small, burning warzone.

>>24379594
>"Your realm is nothing to me, pup. But keep barking and I can make you guard the gates to Hel forever."
I like this Dragon. I like her alot.

>>24379652
More like a big dead nukesite if pupper won't cool it.

Thankfully, I don't know if the husband of a helhound can even die. Dracowight might have just caused a lot of property damage and booted them both into Hell for a bit.

>>24379118
I hate these kinds of people

>>24374496
I want to see an orc in that dress
ah, for no specific reason at all

>>24379761
I think most people who has worked in the service industry does.
Working at monster McDonalds would be a pain. Even more so than normal McDonalds.

>>24374651
sweet jesus, how do I draw bodies like this, it looks so mature and refined

>>24374897
all adult anubi are taller and more fit than any men

>>24375042
I need to be lewded by loli monsters anyways.

>>24379089
That's obvious. The wife consents, and Sea Bishop doing the ceremony also consents.

>>24375224

>>24379688
I doubt laws governing the MG world would allow for such crushing humiliation for hellwan and her husband, certainly not when dragon is in the wrong here. Ares herself would probably empower the hellhound to make it fair and help defend her husband's honor in a glorious battle.

>>24376106
combine shiro and kuro's sabbath and you'd probably get LOADS of lolis doing that kind of stuff

>>24379089
most likely never. they don't hold any regard to the consent of men until you realize that they wanted it this whole time, through the dick.

>>24379118
>Dragonwight is a Karen
Dropped

>>24379885
>Pissed dragon abandons the fight entirely to go kick in Ares' godly realm.
>All chaos breaks loose.
>Ares is forced to change her support to the only person who can actually stop the mad dead dragon.
>Her husband
>She instantly stops and glares at the goddess in her realm
>"Hmph. It seems you don't lack taste and sense after all."

>>24379925
>Karen
???

>>24379925
A Karen is only a Karen because she stews in bitter impudent rage fuelled by the dead eggs she carries.
Dragonwight only delivers ultimatums and swift destruction.

>>24379864
Always thought she'd wear some fancy lingerie.

>"Babe, I just remembered we've got the stuff to make up our own pancakes at home."
>"... You have been spared. Now grovel before my merciful and benevolent husband and despair."

>>24374644
Gazer-chan will never make you and her some matching latex bodysuits out of her goo.

>>24378942
Yuuka?

>>24377372
>multiple girls
>teasing whispers
>lite bondage
>language barrier
>taunting molestation
>ear molestation
>teamwork
>milking
>administering drugs via kiss
Anon, you can't do this to me. They're just elves. There's nothing special about them.

>>24380243
Correction. They're just 7ft tall savage elves with cute little fangs they'll use to nibble on your round humie ears and cock, with aphrodisiac leaves adorning their hair so that when you bury your face into their long luscious silken moonlight hair you can't help but want to seriously clap some thick fit elven cheeks. AND her and her sentinel sisters occupy all the based skin colour spectrum from white to blue to violet and purple and pink.

>>24380039
Fancy lingerie is top tier.

What happens when a ambitious women with world conquering ambitions gets monsterized? Does her campaign end or does her definition of conquering the world change to making all of the world's men her own, or something like that?

>>24380354
It's just ears, fangs, and skin color. They don't tails, or claws, or wings, or fluff. They're just elves. They should not be able to make me so hard.

>"And then he came back, all scratched and banged up. Elune knows how his clumsy human legs managed to out run the warg! Haha"
>"Haha, he really needs to learn that a human's rightful place is in the kitchen or bedroom, serving elven pussy, not running around at getting lost in the woods."
>"Haha yeah, serves him right."
>"..."
>"..."
>"Why are you putting you armour on?"
>"No reason, I just want to take a walk, you can never by too careful. Why are you stringing your bow?"
>"I feel an imbalance of nature. Some foul influence is disturbing the wild life, I need to... restore the balance."
>"Uh-huh. Sure."
>"And why do you have your warglaive with you, then?"
>"I can walk with my glaive if I wish, and if I should stumble across any rabid beasts, then so be it."
>"By the way, where's the captain?"
>"Oh, she said that there was some vile cretin she had to track down."
>"..."
>The elves vanish into the trees, darting through the darkness in hot pursuit.

>>24380515
>Meanwhile one of the quieter sister scouts is humming happily to herself, tanning and working a particularly large wolven hide, fashioning it into a coat, only it doesn't look like it would fit any of the sentinels.

>>24380469
She gets turned into a powerful Youko and all her conquest ambitions become centered about conquering the heart of her one and only man. Monster girls love only one man at a time

>>24380373
Wights are top tier

Bad elves are property.

>>24380546
I can imagine now a Youko in her evil dictator uniform plotting with her minions her evil supervillain lair on how she shall conquer this man's heart.

>>24380604
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1012846

I'd drank a big glass of pussy-cum and breast milk from my wives

>>24380499
It's elven magic, don't worry about it. The only way to cure nelf lust is to find the nearest sentinel as she's on break or at rest and offer to place your face between her thighs or replace her seat, or re-enact her last hunt, that one gets them really worked up.

Trust me it works every time.

>>24380499
If you want something so badly just take it. They'd do the same to you, so who cares if knife-ears complain.

>>24380547
Some things that are top tier
>wights
>fancy lingerie
>thick, soft and smooth undead thighs and ass
>lolis

>>24380604
All human men are elven property

>>24380687
It's not that simple, Anon. I can't just run in there without a plan. I would probably get ambushed, kidnapped, and ultimately end up as a pampered and beloved husband/pet to a loving group of elves.

If the trap is inescapable, then don't fall for the trap.

>>24380604
They make the best indentured servants. A good elf girl who has offered to work for your family for several generations to pay off her family's debt is a treasure. You might even offer to marry her, telling her that you're confident such a good, family girl would make a good addition to the family and it would nullify her family's debt.

>>24380619
>Youko and her goons are gathered in a dimly lit room, a huge map is laid on the table - "Downfall" style
>"Every day he goes shopping there and there, team A will "accidentally" knock down a shelf at the end of cereal aisle as soon as I give the signal"
>"B team will then block the opposite end with their own shopping cart filled to the brim and pretend to be busy while I engage in small talk with him"
>Henchmen are confused as to why they switched from kidnappings and weapons dealing to fooling around in supermarkets, but are too afraid to question their leader

>>24379974
New term for angry lady that screams at clerks and complains to managers

>>24379978
>Dragon[wight]
>dead eggs
Karen confirmed

>>24380789
You're a smart human. You'll make it. For now. See the thing is, elves know how bad humans want them. It's how their traps always work. That elf in you're picture? She's 10,000 years old, she wants a little slave play to spice it up. You'll think you're living out the quintessential drama, elf slave outliving you then BAM. You wake up in their forest after having laid in your death bed a solid week, and you're at your prime again and your elf mistress is oh so excited to show you off to her friends after her short vacation, gloat about how many babies you put into her.

>>24374108

>>24380469
What happened dude?

>>24380952
I was making a Falling Down joke in honor of Joel Schumacher's death tho

We talkin' Night Elves?

It's been said that monster girls stay away from evil men but I haven't seen it said what happens when ruthless women go in. I assume they'd get monsterized in some way at some point but it'd be different than normal.

Thinking of doing Dwarf stuff, question for thread though: Actual Warhammer or I-Can't-Believe-it's-Not-Warhammer?

>>24381349
Big meaty night elf pussy! That's a pretty large cat too.

I was going to make a hair joke, but I can't see nelves as being anything but perfectly bald down there, only with unreasonably soft and fluffy tufts of pubic hair that naturally grow into sigils and shapes like moons or bows and arrows, or glaives or leaves and what not.

So I guess my new kink is getting thoroughly milked by my waifu as she has other MGs restrain and tease me, having already instructed them on the best ways to do so.

>>24381541
Heart-shaped bush!

>>24381523
It's an easier sit if you just slap them into a I-Can't-Believe-it's-Not-Warhammer setting and just act like every male monster that ever made any impact in the world either had tits or didn't exist.

I'm very very excited for warhammer styled dwarves. Though, beware! Kiss one for too long and it's a grudge! Don't kiss her long enough and it's a grudge. And by all that's holy you better make sure you cum just the right amount in her or that's another grudge.

>>24381523
I'd say I-Can't-Believe-it's-Not-Warhammer is better since you avoid a lot of shit that way and you get a bit more freedom.

>>24381568
Ah, the pattern of the Whisperwomb family lineage. A noble and fertile one!

>>24381618
It's your part to to expand that family.

>>24381644
Shouldn't be too hard. What was their current family head's name? Tyraelle Whisperwomb? I hear she likes it rough. Fucks like a beast, like she hasn't had any in a few millennia.

>>24381716
Be sure also fertilize Ivaem Shadetune's eggs.

>>24381789
to*

>>24381789
I dunno, I'm kinda fond of queen Ass-Sahara. It's a bold name, but she has the rear to uh... back it up huehuehue

Asking her to do a staring contest with me is a marriage proposal isn't it

she isn't your good girl, you're her good boy.

>>24374108
Beach episode?

>>24381541
>perfectly bald down there
heresy

>>24381823
So why isn't my Kobold calling me a good boy and petting me?

>>24381823
It'll work for me.

>>24381823
>hellhound randomly stops what she's doing just to pat your head and tell you how much she loves you
>happens five times a day at least

>wake up before ryu (or any other lamia tailed mamono)
>just as you are about to walk away she turns around while sleeping and shifts her big long tail making you trip
>you stand up and she starts shifting again and trips you again
>this repeats several times until you get pinned down under her heavy tail
>proceeds to shift again then coils around you
>this happens every morning
>she is actually only pretending that she is still sleeping

>>24381890
Because you got a womanlet, probably.

>>24381823
I especially like the part where she humours me by letting me think I'm in control.

>>24382013
>"Hey no laughing."

>>24382013
No! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!

>>24382007
Trying to wake up before any monstergirl doesn't work very well since they're often completely wrapped around you. Good luck escaping your lamia gf's coils or your fox gf's tails.

>>24382013
shog rigged the game from start

>>24381814
She's very self conscious about her gaze and she gets deeply offended if you even look once at her mask. There's only one way to make up for this faux-pas, and I think you can guess what it is.

>>24382079
>ywn wake up under 8ft of tails and meat

>>24382192
I feel my balls shrinking already.

>>24381823
Reasonable because I'm the sort of dumbass that has a hard time living on their own.

>>24380084
I bet she forces one on any human or monster hypnotized by her.

>>24382192
>kitsune in the 8ft club
Please reconsider, that sounds unduly dangerous to the world.

>>24382335
I'd like to see a Ratatoskr in the 8ft club.

>>24381848
Wendi family going to the local pool the 1 week a year it's not frozen, Wendimom and dad lounging in the sun while the kids hit the water slide and play mini golf

Ehehe... I'm on shrooms, dhoine!

>>24382335
Ran's quite gentle.

>>24381890
Fucker, now I really want that. A short girl acting like she’s big and strong while treating you as something cute and small.

>>24382393
imagine the tail

>>24381989
This is how you wear down my spirit till I crumble. I guess I'm more afraid of doing something really dumb once I catch on.

>>24382131
>Sneak out of bed with your shog
>Tiptoe to the bedroom door and open it
>Suddenly find yourself dropped onto your bed, your shog wife still sleeping
>Before you can leave, she rolls over and hugs you tight

>>24382477
How can knife ears evencompete with sword ears? Also witcher elves are hands down one of the least impressive.

Just making sure I'm not making a fool of myself, that's barb isn't it? Jesus christ he does nice clothes.

>>24382604
Yes.

>>24382477
I really really like drow skin

But can your waifu's voice give you heart palpitations?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGEjKoGHzO0

>>24382785
I read that wrong originally and thought you asked if your waifu could give you Palpatine’s voice.

>>24382817
I would like that too.

>>24382785
The American advertising for Shock put it somewhat crassly: “She doesn’t need to use her body to get what she wants… she’s got yours”.

It’s a terrible advert. It’s also completely right.

>>24382785
Big Fat Cyber Tiddies!

>>24380775
>>24380789
>>24381066
>>24381541
You are brainwashed by elvish propaganda. It is men's duty to excise elvish degeneracy from the population.

>>24382953
If I was brainwashed, I wouldn't want an elf to sit on me. Check mate.

>>24382969
I rest my case.

>>24382785
Not even A.I can beat the dick, cyberlady.

>>24383041
This time, The Many will win.

>>24383068
She's less endearing towards the end of the quotes

>>24383041
>"Nah."
>Slow-motion YARGH

>>24383083
All the more reason to experience endless joy of the flesh.
One side keeps calling me an insect, the other keeps promising me happiness - the choice is obvious.

>>24382785
>No big tiddie SHODAN GF

>>24382953
I won't be stopped from allowing any and all elves from molesting my ears to their hearts content.

>>24383885
Mimikaki please.

>>24382785
My waifu legit calls me "insect", no doubt taking some influence from Shodan. She also calls me "worm" and "louse". When she's not in the mood to be cute, she goes with "human".

She tends to avoid things like "boy" or "good boy" and "puppy" because it has a paradoxically bad effect on me. She'll only use them sparingly, unless she wants to bully me with some mind games.

Getting sexually harassed by muscle elves!

>>24382549
Praise her strength!

>>24384074
The one type of elf I want, not the skinny ones!

Wu-Oh! Bapho-sama has had it with no one taking her seriously, so she's finally decided to show the world just what the Sabbath is capable of.

An elite strike force of the Sabbath's finest is on its way to your location, and they want to teach you (and your waifu) just how great petite girls are.

How do you respond? Unfortunately, they won't take a simple "no" for an answer.

>>24384114
My wife is very, very scary when she's mad. Please reconsider.

>>24384114
Just wait until she sees our big intricate sex dungeon and numerous sex tapes of us fucking our daughteru.

>>24384114
I'm not a lolicon and I don't diss Baphos, what the fuck does she want from me?

>>24384152
>I'm not a lolicon
And there's her problem. She is of the opinion that you could be enjoying yourself much more than you are currently.

>no bottom heavy loli Demon gf that tends to wear high heels and g-strings

>>24384114
>How do you respond?
CUNNY!

>>24384114
They coulda just sent one familiar instead.

>>24384171
Forcing fetishes on people is no good.

>>24384171
>She is of the opinion that you could be enjoying yourself much more than you are currently.
And I am of the opinion she should go fuck herself if she has a problem with my preferences.

>>24384217
>Not wanting a loli reverse gangbang
What are you, gay?

>>24384171
Well fuck that.

>>24384242
Familiars are too potent.

>>24384114
accept my fate as a children's toy

>>24384233
>See nice MG abs.
>Gut's hanging over the belt.
Oh well.

>>24384114
I already have a loli wife but I won't accept a harem.

>>24384114
Sasha will scare the babies away to their mamas.

>>24384114
My waifu knows pedomorphosis.
We’re cool.

>>24374675
Imagine, latex Parasite Slimes

>>24384114
My wife is okay with sharing, but only so long as it's made abundantly clear I belong to her first and foremost.

>>24384489
I don't understand? Am I wearing...er...is she wearing the slime?

>>24384114
I'm quite the wordsmith. If a "simple 'no'" won't suffice, I'll simply procure a selection of words and phrases more intrinsic and befitting of a verbose and sesquipedalian individual such as myself.

>>24384489
Imagine, maid parasite slimes binding paladin-chan. She's worked too hard and needs to relax, so the slime will take care of her every need for the day.

>>24384114
The wife raises her loyal legions and wages apocalyptic war until undeath swallows the land and not a single shred of a single splinter of a single sliver of the said branch of the "sabbath" remains. Either that or various political powers convince her to halt her legions in return for heavy compensation. Namely, within all the lands our castle overlooks, there shall not be a single wench who doesn't appear as her true age would imply, up to a limit of around 25-30.

>>24384114
>they want to teach you (and your waifu) just how great petite girls are
They're at the wrong address, I already know.

>>24384701
>man raped by Familiar that only speaks Spanish

>>24384734
edgy

>>24384950
I assure you she's quite curvy, and intensely private. Lolihags shouldn't violate her NAP

Bapho-chan is your girlfriend

>>24384991
edgy

>>24385016
More like brapho cuz she farts a lot.

>>24385016
I wish

>>24385059
waa

>>24385016

>>24384388
I don’t think you’d know a gut if it slapped you in the face.

>>24385103
Talking about mine.

Consider: Hell-Baphomet Sabbath

>>24385070
I thought she was holding a baby based on that thumbnail

>>24385155
So...regular sabbath then

>>24385155
it's got hellhounds and manticore lolis

>>24385297
Regular Sabbath is more about “boy lolis are great.”
I imagine a “hell“ variation would be more lolidom oriented instead of imouto/oniichan-play.

>>24385329
So...Kuroferuru sabbath

>>24385329
>boy lolis are great
Nah, that's Onee-Sabbath

>>24385340
They’re just turbosex hedonism Sabbath a la Pandemonium and Fallen God’s religion.

>>24385380
No, they are the extremist sabbath and follow druella.

I love Runya!

>>24385568
So hedonism AND monsterizations.

>>24385636
Delete this picture.

>>24385661
is it against the rules?

>>24385668
The rule against lewding Runya.

>>24385636
I want to impregnate Runya!
>>24385668
It's fine he's just being protective of her with the "runya is not for lewds" thing.

>>24385661
Nah

>>24385636
The madman!

Runya is for the lewdest of lewds!
I hope there's an impregnation followup

>>24374108

>>24385693
I wish you'd told me that sooner, I would've put that on the list

>>24385636
>>24385690
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/82527394
Absolute madman, Runya finally getting a lot of dicking is good to see.

>>24385707
I didn't know you were lewding her

>>24385713
it's okay, I like pregnant short girls so i'll likely draw pregnant runya in the future

>>24385729
Godspeed based anon!

>>24385677
But she's one of the few Bahphos I actually want to lewd!

>>24374108

>>24385935
I've never addressed my mind to her, but I'd totally bang a hardworking Antgirl.

>Their sweat contains pheromones, and when they come home exhausted, the sweatier they are, the more aroused they become, and that’s not all. When men are showered in lots of these pheromones that give off a thick female odor, they become so unbearably aroused that there’s probably not a man that would refuse them.
It's like the H'Orc's sweaty tomboy shtick but with less musk.

>>24385935
and very well deserved

>>24385935
Rest in peace bugs.

>>24385935
The nice thing about the portals scenario is that a lot of the "nice but forgotten" species would still get husbands, even if only by the novelty of being monstergirls. The idea of a guy being incredibly entranced by a humble, hardworking ant who's a little embarrassed at his affection but simultaneously extremely pleased by it is very cute.

>>24381848
Hey, that's a pretty cool Yeti.

>>24385935
I think this award will always belong to the slug girls

>>24386265
I love white girls!

>>24386246
They still have contenders like Chochin-Obake. The only tangible metric I can think of is number of pictures, and Ant Arachne has the smallest gallery right now.

>>24385636
My favorite is runya thighs.

>>24386284
Me too.

>>24386404
B-but the holst milk should have made my pelvis stronger.

>>24386404
WOMP WOMP WOMP

>>24386430
You have to break pelvises so they heal to become stronger. They're like muscles.

>>24386352
me same

>>24386241
What's cooler than cool? Ice cold!

>>24386573
I bet that Ice Queen is chuuni.
I bet she yells things like '[Frost Blast]!' or '[Chilling Touch]!' when she attacks.

>>24382393
So a malabar squirrel?

>>24382393
Big strong Viking Squirrel.

>>24384917
I need this

>>24376050
the filename is a pixiv image ID

>>24386573
I'm still not convinced behind the scientific accuracy of that lyric.

>>24384917
>only speaks Spanish
Heh Heh Heh Bueno

>>24386595
She has to be ready to fight evil doers of Winterstown, like the serial hugger still on the loose

>>24386565
why does that loli wight looks displeased?

>>24386681
She wasn't bred today

>>24377630
He done things other than Loli before

>>24386618
Yes. Strong arms, hard abs, fucking enormous fluffy tail.
>>24386603
That's acceptable.

>>24385693
When that girl finally gets a husbando she is going to do things to him that would make a Jabberwock blush.

New art of my queen! Those mummies are certainly focused on their duties! Luckily my queen keeps a close eye on them to make sure they don't get wrapped up into trouble! Or unwrapped, in this case! Does your wife ever have any trouble with other monster girls?

>>24387112
Sometimes a frog or cat pesters her

>>24387112
Others tend to avoid her. They say she's unnerving, which I don't quite understand as she's polite.

>>24386681
She could just be tsundere.

Should I read banshees profile?

>>24387112
Putting it lightly, she's not the most diplomatic of people. She hates dealing with those she's never met before, monster and humans alike.

If she isn't avoiding people, she's probably ticking them off.

>>24387112
She's not too social but she tends to get along with most people.

>>24386882
I bet her fluffy tail is wild and untamed, just like her.

>>24387249
I strongly dislike banshee