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Bully the shorties!

>>24359413
What took you so long?

Insert your penis into your demon daughteru!

I like me some witches and dark mages

>>24359468
>Demon daughteru tells you that she wanna have sex with you
>Your kind of hesitant, not knowing what your wife will think
>Your wife pulls out your contract
>You have to dick the daughteru
>Wife and daughteru high-five one another

Getting into a fist fight with an oni! And it turns out she's Yuugi Hoshiguma!

>>24359472
>Anemic and asthmatic.
>Plays with dolls.
>Kleptomaniac and a habitual liar.
Love 'em. Good girls.

>>24359496
Attack and parry to break her posture!

>>24359472
what the fuck did marisa smoke

>>24359472
How about tomboy black-white dark mages?

>>24359496
I'm dead meat.

>>24359520
Wonderland shrooms. She is now very fertile

>wife love trying trying out all sorts of different kinds of play
>has a wardrobe of costumes and outfits so big that it has it's own pocket dimension
>some even double as everyday clothes for wearing in public
>is always on the lookout for more cute, sexy, or kinky clothes to wear in the bedroom

>>24359490
I wouldn't be hesitant. Just the mere thought of violating and tasting pure, loli, demon cunny gets me going. I'd dig right in even without the wife's approval. I mean, how could a man let a perfect, little girl like that go?

>>24359468
Can I at least wait until she's a teen?

I refuse to fuck my daughters, it doesn't matter how horny they are, it's amoral and goes against my principles. The sensible solution is to encourage them to lock target on some of the boys at school/ playground and invite their parents to boomer BBQ parties to get them accustomed to the fact monsters are nice, i'll even make my wife dress and act like a normal human being this is perfect

>>24359632
No. You must dick her while she's still a loli

>>24359520
Something experimental.

https://imgur.com/n3exlEY

>>24359667
Can I make her drink her holst milk so she's an oppai loli?

>>24359830
No, you gotta fuck her now. There's no time to go and fetch holst milk and wait for it to take effect on her

Look, you may not like it, but you at least gotta try to make sure you know you don't like it. Even if it's just once, just so you can say you did it. And who knows, you may just end up liking it

>>24359651
When you incubize, your morals change. Daughteru dicking becomes perfectly normal in your mind along with just about every else that's lewd and depraved

>>24359830
That isn't how holst milk works. It literally says in the entry that it doesn't make breasts grow so it's Sabbath aproved.

>>24359996
It is still up to preference

>>24359977
>And who knows, you may just end up liking it
No, see. That's the problem, I'm afraid I might actually start liking it.
And then I will never be free of the sabbath! They will just keep sending mail telling me to join their gatherings or whatever.

>>24360131
Just fuck the lolis dammit!

Fucking a Phoenix when she burns up mid climax. Then after a few minutes a naked loli Phoenix wakes up from under the ash pile.

>>24360152
>Just dick the god damn loli already onii-san!
Put your dick in her mouth instead for swearing so much.

>>24359413
i wanna eat those buns

>>24360142
But they offer free cookies and lemonade as refreshments for Black Mass. Doesn't that sound like fun? Cunny, cookies, and lemonade!

>>24360093
Damn it Sabbath! My plans on not dicking the loli has been foiled again!

>>24359996
Sounds like Baphobullshit to me

>>24360152
It's lolibaba for me

>>24360219
>Demon loli brings her very flustered dad to the Black Mass
>They keep giving him cookies and lemonade to make him feel more at home
>Until he realizes they had spiked it with aphrodisiac
>And the leaders tells all the attendees that the you're now meant to switch from cookies to cunny

>>24360256
Remilia ready to let out some sick beats.

>>24360248
>Bapho keeps posting on the internet how it's okay to dick the daugtheru and so on.
>She just gets increasingly angrier as nobody takes her seriously.

>>24359720
>Catching squirrel-like animals
>And giving them alcohol to see what happens

Since wonderland has cakes that turn lolis into adults do you think I could prank some sabbath members into eating a slice

>>24360303
She is in the Scarlet Police after all

what we need a succubus in a crowed that goes "thats kinda hot" to things

Is fucking a dumb succubus called riding the succu-shortbus

>>24360498
Miko lives matter.

I will not be swayed by Sabbath propaganda.

I would like to see a doppelganger have a "adult" true form

>>24360832
>Capra demon mode

Mimics are the only treasure I'm after if I open a chest and it contains gems and gold that shitty chest is just be ignored

You know what we need? an Ares valkirye.
A battle angel that calles her self the herald of war and wants to find a warrior to Fuck in the name of the goddes of war- I mean lead to become a hero on the battlefield

>>24359468
Hey, guy who does all the stupid cunny shirt pictures. Here's one for you. An Ittan Momen that reads "Wife Material" It's brilliant.

>>24360490
>Accidentally a whole rogue sabbath onee-san cult because while they're jumping around throwing a tantrum with their new huge tits, fat asses and thick thighs, all of a sudden men start paying more attention to them.

>>24360814
How now brown cow?

Ever notice how Ares is a bitch? Always talks big game about war and combat being her thing but when a fight is going down and people are declaring her name she's never there. She's clearly the incel god to the point she's clearly interested in sex and has her followers bang in the open like weirdoes so she can watch also like a weirdo but has anyone even seen her leave her realm to hit on guys?
You'd think with the way her followers pick partners she'd be out there fighting and kicking ass too to land the best fighter out there but nope. Just hides away to embarrassed and scared to do anything.
Chief God and Demon Lord at least have the balls to show themselves from time to time.

>>24360897
I rather a peaceable valkyrie of fertility or the homestead, who can kick ass if needs be, but would rather look after her village of other Valkyries and their simple farmer/blacksmit/fisher/worker-cum-hero husbands

>>24360814
Need more big girls that could smother me just by laying on me. A whole harem's worth. Enough to break my bed frame.

>>24361188
I'm one of those guys that one to carve my name out in history so that when I have kids I can tell the some tales legend stories to be proud of as i was part of it

>>24361117
what will they do when they change back

>>24361214
Go out, earn glory. Know your Elysian home awaits your return with gravid Valkyrie wife, boasting of glory and valour.

>>24361246
Probably just drop the pedomorphosis spell keeping them as kids and show their real age. You have any idea how many of them actually look their age? The rare few poached off a playground, that's who.

imagine how terrible it would be for ocean husbands to visit the surface after breathing water so long that it clears out your mucus and you have no protection against air particles.

>>24361340
Price you pay for getting cucked out of air and land.

>>24361151
Yum
>>24361193
Just one would be great for me. Getting more than two gives diminishing returns.

>>24361428
I'd say land is boring anyway but I like cooking

Gonna have a date with shortstack nurari wife! Kiki wife is doing the cooking!

>>24361558
>Kiki wife is doing the cooking!
Anon, I hope that turns into a double date, or you're getting charged with monster abuse if she only gets to watch.

>>24361428
All sea chads should refer to land dwellers as dirt nerds

>>24361637
It basically is a double date all but in name. Either way she is also joining the sexy bed times

>>24361558
Is the kiki also shortstack?

>>24361821
Nah. She is around my height. Perfect and elegant stoic kiki maid. At times more loyal to the nurari mistress than to me

>>24361730
Say what you will, water cuck. Me and all the land chads are gonna be up here huffing all this air and feeling this solid ground beneath our feet while enjoying the vast majority of all mamano species and the ability to enjoy fire and electricity and wind and not being near an eldritch abyss that constant leaks horrors like megalodon sized anglerfish. I'd say catch you later but that's probably an unfortunate but common occurrence with you guys and fishing boats.

>>24361821
Not him but Shortstack Nura-led harems are great.

newfag here, if i'm into girls with big tail, which monster girl is for me?
both fluffy or meaty are ok

>>24362502

Could you imagine moving to a new house and all the monster girls orientations competing over which one you will join?
>The sabbath and onee-sabbath keep sanding you pamphlets trying to get you to come to their mass.
>Eros and dark goddess followers send you gift baskets telling you all about how great their goddess is.
And so on.

>>24362548
What if I tell them that I'm into human girls?

>>24362502
Ratatoskr for fluffy.
Dragons and lizard girls in general for meaty.

>>24362567
Then they will join forces to destroy your dick from all the rape so you will learn to love monster girls.

>>24362502
Fluffy? Hellhound, Kikimora, Ratatoskr, Anubis, Gazer, Bunyip Kobold and Baphomet are all fine choices.
Meaty? Look into Dragon, Lizard, Jabberwock, Salamander, Lamia,

>>24362122
>>24361730
>>24361428
We reject our earthly fires
Gone are days of land empires
Lungs transform to take in water
Cloaked in wife-scales we swim and swim on

We are alive, and we'll incubize
And we'll sink as we devolve back to beasts
Our home is down here, and we've known this for years
We must conquer from the sea, we build an army with water sluts

We'll rise, from our depths down below
Release yourselves, drown with me
We will conquer land with water

>>24362579
>fixed
You're the real monster

>>24362502
Sahuagin is also available for meaty tails

>>24362502
Manticore may not have the fluffiest or meatiest tail, but I think it's the most interesting one

robot church

>>24359996
It’s stated to still be the exception, not the norm.

>>24362827
Have a high-level centipede girl

>ywn be a shota
>ywn grow up with a nice ara ara babysitter MG
>ywn ara all over her ara aras while she aras your ara over and over
what is the purpose of existence?

>>>/ic/4668561
Finished this yesterday. Spoiler: adult Nanachi inside.

>>24363200
>what is the purpose of existence?
To suffer in this MG-less world. Get to work and sacrifice your mana on DL's altair, these portals won't open themselves.

>>24363264
Oh boy. I sure hope corona-chan is a DL proxy, cuz this year's kinda been dedicated to her.

>>24359413

>>24363296
>have to turn your bedroom into a faraday cage, to avoid wrecking all electronics in the house every time you fuck

>>24362567
You'll be sent a lovely woman from the land ruled by Queen Dopplepopolis

>>24363339
>Living with modern appliances
>Not just being a thunder bard with a magical electric guitar and a mythical wife
>Not riding the skies with her in tow

>>24363371
>Doppel city
>Every one loves their queen, as the paragon to give them fair and just civil rule, peace from persecution
>Other doppelgangers practically worship her and make up the majority of the city's population
>Her sultry sex bombshell of a figure is plastered everywhere and on statues
>By a quirk of happenstance, and the Doppel queen just being so damn alluring, all the visiting men develop an interest in the queen.
>Despite being happily married, the queen doesn't do any thing to stop this, so the city is full of only three types of people
>Human boys
>Married doppels with their true forms on display
>And a vast, vast legion of queen clones from doppels who idolise their queen

>>24359413

>>24363253
naa

>>24363339
>>24363389
>not just having a ground wire for your wife like a sane man

Anons help, my best friend turned into an alp, I jokingly called her a faggot while we were playing vidya as we used to and she started crying. Now she won't talk to me, what do?

>>24363533
>what do?
Give me her exact address, phone number, and list of favorite vidya. I'll fix it.

>>24363438

>>24359413
That dress is clearly to small for her.

>>24363253
May be a bit furry for most folks here but that’s good shit.

>>24363654
Want get pissed off
The profile art is misleading. Baphomets actually have four-clawed paws

>>24363433
>Sea captains and their crew are banned from using wrenches there

>>24363852
What's wrong with wrenches?

>>24363876
Crewmen named Marco keep bonking poor doppelgangers and locking them in a closet.

Greilia is a cute!

>>24363896
How dreadful. Although the jokes on him, when true love blossoms and his harem of 11/10 bombshell queens turn into equally beautiful but far more diverse individuals.

Actually now that I think of it, what happens to a harem of doppels. Say, three. Are they always changing forms between themselves. Or do they all appear like a woman that seems to have the traits of all three of them at once?

>>24362610
No, that would be me.

>>24363788
Thanks. I hope she's fluffy enough. I had to tone down mitty's artwork, drew her too nightmarish at first.

>>24363945
I'm sorry I insulted the 3D models before.

This and ones from last thread look really good. I mean really fucking good.

Greilia sees Onii-chan arriving to pick her up in the hospital lobby, for date night.

My waifu seems to be hell-bent on setting me up with other women for the purpose of making me start a harem. Either that or find recruits for a reverse-gangbang.

Is this a problem?

>>24364467
>Is this a problem?
Only if you are a homosexual

>>24364467
If she insists on reverse-gangbang so much, give her a Doppel potion.

>>24364467
I'll add to this. Is it a problem if she isn't a bicorn or nura?

>>24364467
>Let me ask a question that I already know the answer to just to spark some asinine response that I already know is coming.
>Hey, my waifu really seems to wanna fug is this a problem what do?

>>24364467
You should sit down and have a talk about your expectations for your harem. If your wife insists on having one, you should at least aim for a manageable size.

>>24364467
I’m sorry you have a wife with that little self-respect.

>>24364557
Answer the question

>>24364557
Ugh, why do women have to be so gross and want sex all the time?

>>24364630
I want to do shitposts like this on the monster girl version of 4chan.

I bet Grelia gets mad at liches who teller her not to worry cause they can 'Just raise them.'

>>24364561
She has and continues to deny any wish for me to get a harem. She just keeps calling me a hopeless pervert.

On rare occasions she gets all serious and says that if I ever have a child with another woman behind her back
>"I'll eat them..."
Those were her exact words. Then she just starts grinning devilishly.

>>24364720
I want to bully monster anons on monsterchan by regularly posting how many times I fapped today and how much of my cum ended up on tissues sometimes with pictures to prove I'm not just trolling

>>24364778
God, can you imagine the screams of agony and sheer terror as they see you "wasting" all of your cum like that.
I do wonder how many would go full autist to find out where you live
>We can see the sun is at a 43 degrees angle and that means if it was posted at 19:34 PST he must live in[...]

I want to show a hakutaku the history of our world, show her libraries, archives, encyclopedias and explain how the technology and stuff we have in our world functions and cultures of the planet.
And that's it, no sex involved i just want to show her stuff
I'm a tour guide not a gigolo

>>24364837
>White wall in an artificially lit room, jizz bottles slowly filling, nothing else
What an insane hunt that would be.

>>24364720
>Anon would never love you if he was real, he'd only bang his personal harem of popular girls

>>24364941
>Manticores and other bully monsters post pics of themselves and their husbands in bed with attached 'Things slugs and matangos will never get to experience'

>>24363945
All the Baphomets are cute!
>>24364309
It's really fun to put them in different poses, especially lewd ones.

>>24364972
>Picture is clearly photoshopped with hoverpaw.

>>24364941
I like nukis though.

>>24364972
>slug girl posts a picture of herself with a chained up boy in golden speedo

>>24364941
>You will never be in anons slice of life anime
Poor nerdy succubi.

>>24365053
She's a raccoon, not a tanuki.

>>24365146
So she's the american tanuki.

>>24365044
>hoverpaw
That's sad

>>24365163
Tanuki will forcibly become your sugar momma, Raccoon girl will just move in and lounge with you
https://youtu.be/gNILnzlfHCg

>>24365067
>>24364972
>having to kidnap someone
Imagine being so shit you have to resort to stealing penis instead of earning it through charisma.

>>24365044
>hoverpaw.
Look can I just send her my address and tell her to come over so she can get a picture that's slightly less depressing?

Elves dress like this traditionally, let alone casually, and wonder why they're prime targets for rape, even moreso than the human men they target. Imagine being this retarded.

>>24365311
>Why do rapists get all the guys!?

>>24365373
How would they like it if they got kidnapped or raped?

I keep thinking my tsundere wife might have a bit of sadodere in her. Better her than someone else, though...right?

>>24359413
Marry foxes.

>>24365373
What is the gender swapped version of this? https://youtube.com/watch?v=s6dvu8k-iR4&list=PLNq1upQOiAbgEQlg8xXvQbCXYmhWFSi_y&index=7

>>24365373
What sort of monstergirls would be considered Stacys by other monstergirls?

>>24365361
Is this Koikatsu?

>>24365610
Succubi. Though they are good girls

>>24365582
That would be an actual problem for MGs. Who would want a boring and ugly slug girl or a fucking cockroach, when you could marry 250 kg of muscles and rape or enjoy the tail pussy? There would be a few weirdos into the ugly girls and also some guys could compromise if their personality was good enough, but a lot of them would remain lonely if they were as numerous as other MG species.

>>24365373
>fav girls are Cheshire, manticore, hound, Demon, Apophis
I definitely seem to like alpha females

>>24365540
Okay I'll marry a liver eating fox.

is there a gallery for 3D bapho pics

>>24365877
I'll make one based on the bapho stuff I've made at some point, I know there was someone a bit more degenerate doing some too.

>>24365855
It appears we were the sluts all along

Did you know that doppelgangers are cute

>>24365373
Cool tengu.

>>24365913
I hope there's some reverse gangbang stuff in the future

Make sure you unseal both ancient evil and ancient good

what monster has elastic stretchy arms for reaching far-away objects like a bow of noodles sitting on the kitchen-counter or reaching for the husband?

>>24359413

>>24366064
Not really elastic, but similar results.

>>24366084
how does mermaid have ass

>>24366150
Because it's cute.

Are there any monsters that shouldnt try to become clowns

>>24366064
would a shog work

>>24365753
Because everybody has a fated soulmate you dunce. People can post about what kind of girl that they want, but when the portal opens Eros will guide everyone to their destiny.

>>24366357
Liches they just arent cut out for comedy

>>24366398
dont say that or the lich clown will paint tears on her face

>>24366398
>>24366490
Liches are better suited for the role of mime.

>>24364744
On one hand it would be really sad and tragic if a man died, on the other hand Wisp-chan would finally have a boyfriend.

>>24366518
dude not cool you don't tell a clown to be a mime that's racist

>>24366357
Only Cheshires are cut out for that

Snek.

>>24366518
Mimes are kinda hot a bet monsters could make their solid air tricks work

>>24366537
gonna tell a cheshire that my room is a no honking zone

>>24366556
That's a big snek

>>24366396
So will I get what I wish to want, secretly want, or what I need?

>"what are ya starin' at, anon?"

Well shit.

>>24366641
You get what you need and deep down that will be what you want, even if you don't know it now.

>>24366692
Looking for monster wife to worship

>>24366692
The abs

>>24365877
>>24365963
https://catbox.moe/c/84s9bk
Done some new ones for now, will update it with the old Bapho-sama (with the poorer quality model) soon. I really need to find some good femdom scenes that don't fuck up with loli models, some of these already have a lot of clipping issues.

>>24366692
I'm staring because im spotting you safety first after all

>ywn live in a mamono dictatorship
>the state security will never be composed entirely of mamono in tight sexy uniforms
>you will never periodically ogle and try to attract their attention
>ywn be arrested by the state security
>ywn be brought before a succubus officer
>ywn be "interrogated" by her for days with no mercy
>ywn be sent to her home as a prisoner to personally oversee your "rehabilitation"

What monsters would wear high heels?

>>24366806
Yes

>>24359413
Would wedding dresses look like this among Monster Girls?

>>24366806
>>24366773
Yes please. All hail the demon lord

>>24366773
Tight uniforms with pregnant bellies popping buttons.

>>24366773
where is the resistance

>Blind date
>Nothing serious. Just a fun, casual meet-up at a cozy, affordable local restaurant
>Your date enters the scene with loud, boisterous yelling and guitar-filled intro music
>She's a huge red Oni and she literally kicks down the door to the establishment while dressed in elaborate, colorful pro-wrestling gear (complete with mask). She's flanked by a camera crew and her manager, a very professional-looking Tanuki in a white shirt, tie, and a pencil skirt.
>The Oni is loud but wordless, screaming nonsensically in violent enthusiasm while her manager does the actual 'PR' work.
>"Of course, of course, of COURSE my girl is hard at work! But there has to be time for fun even for the most dynamic, powerful athlete in the world! Fun fact for you viewers at home, the champ here eats over 15,000 calories a day and goes through at least three men a week!"
>Her order is made while you watch, silently and helplessly. You believe the Tanuki's boast when you hear the request for 'five garbage plates and three pitchers of beer'.
>During the commotion the enormous, red-skinned woman grasps you firmly by the arm and whispers into your ear
"I am SO SORRY, the camera crew caught me with my mask on and I had to stay in character. I'm normal, I SWEAR, I'll make it up to you afterwards, please don't give up on me."

>>24366943
When will her rival burst through the kitchen doors and they have a throw down right there

>>24366866
God I want to fuck Rinko. What kind of monster girl would she be if she was born in MGE without any of the associated stuff from her game?

>>24366976
Orc would be fitting.

>>24366943
>goes through at least three men a week
She should fire her PR woman.

>>24366995
Clearly she is a heel character not a face

>>24366943
Is she nice? I don't like jerks.

>>24366976
>>24366988
She's an Anti-Demon Ninja. The Kunoichi is most obvious to me.

>>24366943
>goes through at least three men a week!"
Literally the only red flag here, everything else sounds like it would be fun as fuck.

>>24367016
It's wrestling. It's all showmanship. Hell, she might be a virgin.

>>24367005
Even a heel has limits.

>>24366700
And that's what scares me. I don't want to find out I'm a massive sadist or some other sick fuck.

>>24366806
Young Demon, to make the big loli butt and hips look even nicer.

>>24367022
She fucking better.

>>24366988
>>24367014
Kunoichi with an adopted high orc daughteru would be perfect. The high orc is a yukikaze look alike who trains to be a ninja too.

>>24366971
>Her rival's family owns the restaurant
>The rival is there for the day helping out
>See "the champ" and then changes places with a waiter so she has their food
>Gets changed into full costume and brings out the meal
>Asks her if she can can smell what The Rock is cooking
>And it was there that she challenged her for the belt

>>24366911
The Neo-Order shithole in the junkyard they call a home

>>24367046
But Orcs are voluptuous while Yukikaze is as flat as a pancake.

>>24367031
don't break kayfabe

>>24367082
Then maybe a Dark Elf?

>>24367034
You can't fight destiny Anon. Running from fate will only make things worse.

>>24367153
I want a comfy and peaceful life with my partner, not one where I'm degrading her.

>>24366633

Did you know that turtle girls make the best pizza

>>24367257
You think you want that but only the gods know for sure.

>>24367016
>>24366995
She goes through three men a week because her PR woman scares them all away on the very first date.
She's never actually talked to any of her dates before now.

Dark elf more like dork elf

>>24367305
One can choose not to be an asshole. I can choose not to be a degenerate. I can choose to be comfy.

>>24367321
Take that back

>>24367362
oh fuck she looks sad I better apologize with a bouquet of flowers

>>24367362
Everyone type in the chat: Alice is a stupid n'wah!

What would a lap pillow from a nureonago feel like?

How can I make a hellhound flustered?

>>24367506
Fix her breakfast.

>>24367508
Shannon’hulud

>>24367506
Gently hold her paw and with absolutely no fear or hesitation tell her you love her with all your heart.
This will obviously work on every mamono, but might yield hilarious results with a hellhound

>>24367508
does the spice still flow?

>>24367593

>>24366692
I want to put a daughter in her and ruin those abs

>>24367600
How do I gently hold her paw if she doesn't have paws

>>24367627
I think you got a defective monster dude

>>24367627
I'm so sorry anon, what happened? You are a great husband for not leaving your waifu after she got such terrible accident

>>24367627
you must build her some paws

>>24367670
What no I was just making a stupid joke how he said it works on every monsters

>>24366943
I wanna date her so badly.

>>24367627
Hold her stump, hook, or robot claw

>>24367650
disabled monsters deserve love

>>24367702
It works on every monster, whether it be a stoic anubis, a modest inari, or an indomitable hellhound.
I don't have the pic of the hellhound shake.

I both want a kuu-dere girl since I find them incredibly cute but I also want a extroverted monster girl since I feel like marrying a introverted girl while being one would just end up with neither of us ever leaving our home.

>>24367398
Wet and nice
Like a soothing summer rainfall

>>24367506
Ask her to kiss you.

>>24367506
Ask her if she loves you.

>>24367776
>end up with neither of us ever leaving our home.
For MGs, that sounds like a perfect marriage

>>24359413

>>24367776
Get a kuudere that can "switch" when outside.
https://twitter.com/redzedhead/status/1268535854185644034

>>24367733
Robotic claws sound cool

>>24367742
>disabled monsters deserve love
I bet she would wonder why you chose her instead of any of the normal monsters of her species

>>24359413
Rub ears for good luck.

I wanna cum inside a teenage alice's tight pussy

>>24368029
YES!
I want all of this and more!

>>24366064
Isn’t there a goofy yokai with a 6’ long neck?

>>24359413
Milky succ

>>24368341
Rokurokubi

>>24366398
Don’t be so sure. Just look at Steven Wright.

>>24368346
Why isn't her sweater wet?

Which flavor do you prefer?

>>24368376
She's waiting for you to drink.

>>24366560
>Mime throws a lasso around you
>She actually pulls you over and you can’t move your arms like they’re tied down
>Mime locks yourself and her in a cage that’s starting to shrink
>You’re actually unable to leave and getting pressed up against her soft body
>Mimes stroking a dick and giving a blowjob
>You actually orgasm, but all of the cum somehow appears on her face

>>24368028
I'm a huge fan of both multi-arm and magic/magitek equipment. I know the two can be combined, but still...

That's just cheating!

>>24368440
Grape

>>24368109
Dantera Rina says hi.

>>24368145
because she is perfect

>>24368555
fuck I love art where the only color is from the eyes

>>24367358
Maybe you’ll tie her up like a daki and then cuddle with her on the couch feeding her snacks as you relax or watch tv

>>24368473
how does a mime say "I love you"?

>>24368640
A kiss on the cheek as she leans over with her hand behind her back.

>>24368440
Mofu

>>24359413

>>24368893
Scylla's ready for her date!

is the mofu mafia actually real

>>24369030
Of course not don’t listen to such silly rumors.

>>24369284
But when I tried to post about fluffy tails it auto-corrects to fluffy tails!

>>24366866
Taimanin got 3d game or it's koikatsu?

Unceasingly headpatting your maid while refusing to explain why!

>>24369314
Meaty tails?

>>24369427
Headpat your maid when she is doing a good job as a reward and also head pat her when she is doing a bad job for encouragement

Is there a place where all of these comics are collected? I want to read them all but finding them in order is a pain to me.

https://twitter.com/Poisoner_Batta/status/1259125524904857607/photo/1

>>24369427
Please don't do this. Taking myself as an example, it distresses the hell out of me. At least have the decency to be visibly drunk and or drinking, so it doesn't look like you are just comforting her before breaking her heart.

>>24369365
https://youtu.be/J3H8PuL9b6w

Consider:

Getting attacked as husbando'd by a harem of 3 to 5 fat-tailed succubus sisters.

>>24369477
Racoons are good girls and not trash pandas

>>24369477
Customize your mofu!

>>24369516
Why would they do this? What did I do?

>>24369668

I was hit by a strange surge of inspiration and tried doing this edit last night, hopefully it didn't turn out too awful or messing with his art like this doesn't offend nav too much.

>>24369662
wow thats cute

I need a Cutenoichi.

>>24369703
I ignore her, she's obviously not talking to me.

>>24369715
lol

>>24369703
>instantly assume they are mocking me and continue walking, pretending I didn't hear them
and that's how I'm going to stay single in MGC

>>24369703
They're just making fun of me.

>>24369760
>>24369796
Either one of these works for me too

>>24369715
An attempt was made but it's good for visualization!

>>24369703
What does "Ooging" mean?

>>24369796
>Sad and lonely in front of a pack of MGs
It's like dropping blood in front of sharks

Are you sure there is no cult of rats hiding in the sewers?

>>24369796
>>24369760
Same

>>24369852
I don't know, it would be hard for them to survive together with the alligators.

>>24369739
Cute big sister kunoichi are the best. Watching over her master from up a tree, lounging on a branch in sunglasses, with snacks and trashy romance manga. Super casual and laid back most of the time, even during times of danger, but becomes extremely overprotective when it comes to other women interacting with her master.

>>24369902
There's a tenuous peace in the sewers brokered by Amos Moses and his perfect alligator wife.

>>24369983
I heard He could make the biggest, the meanest alligator cum, and he'd just use one hand

>>24369760
>>24369796
>>24369811
>>24369814
>"Eh? He's just walking off?"
>"Looks like it sis..."
>"Well what do we do now?"
>"Oi, Nee-chan! What now?"
>"Ufufufufu...we follow him, of course!"
>"Eh!?"
>"Eh? But he—"
>"But what? Can my dear little sisters not spot a virgin yet?"
>"But what if he isn't—"
>"Then he can say it to our faces...So how well do you two know Mist Form, or does Onee-chan need to swipe his house keys herself?"

>>24370026
Big gators are lazy, it's the little ones that are mean.

>>24365247
Who the fuck let Rigby in.

>>24370179
That blue harpy

>>24369832
If it were 'ogling', then they'd be watching with perversion. No clue what 'oogling' would be

Go mating press a green haired miko in front of the two goddesses and see how that ends for you.

If I donate some cash to the shrine will the shrine maiden stop hitting on me

>>24370214
Why not just mating press a goddess instead? Cut out the middleman.

>>24370224
if the miko is hitting on you, tell her you want to slut out for the youkai to spite her into taking you for her own

>>24370232
Mating press the frog goddess (Suwako) or the snake goddess (Kanako)?

>>24370214
>Go mating press a green haired living-goddess in front of the two other goddesses and see how that ends for you.
FTFY tourist

>>24370285
She's a nice girl I just don't want her goddess watching us it's kinda creepy

>>24370290
snek

>>24370304
goddesses will always be creepy, dude

>>24370304
Don't be mean to your new mother-in-law let her watch you fuck her disciple I mean she is going to no matter what but be nice and let her have a better view than her sneaking into your closet to watch

>>24370224
No. She'd stuff it back in the hem of your pants before asking you to take them off.

What's the point in having doors if big strong monsters keep knocking them down at this point I should just replace them with those string of beads people use for doors

>>24370405
That or just install a saloon door. Make sure it's wide though, for those monsters with child-bearing hips.

>>24370405
fuck off dane cook

>>24370405
To stop the weak monsters.
No doors means a lowly Large Mouse can casually walk in and rape you.

>>24370214
I assume I have the blessing of the in-laws?

>>24370453
but the weak ones can just use the hole the big ones made

>>24370453
It's more their style to case your place, then sneak into your bed at night.

>>24367506
Tell her to rape you harder, calling her a good bitch because she's doing exactly what you say.

Apply this logic to everything, and you'll have tamed yourself a hellhound

>>24370480
That cutie can sneak into my bed anytime.

Any recommended places I could look into commissioning for doujin translations? A book of lamia doujins released back in January still doesn't have any translations as far as I am aware. https://exhentai.org/g/1547452/473279eb35/

And no, I am not talking about trying to get the more... questionable doujins in it translated.

>>24370501
The next morning she and her sisters are bringing food from your kitchen to your bedroom, where they've laid out the plans for the next heist on top of your sheets.
It's like breakfast in bed, but with a bunch of Mice arguing and getting crumbs everywhere.
The leader is in bed with you, looking smug. Like you're her house husband or something.

do you think there's a sex-based martial art in the mist continent?

>>24370551
I'd bet there are many sex-based martial arts in the MGE world in general.

>>24370540
Your best bet is checking the top comment of doujins you read, often the uploader will link to their blog which sometimes has commission rates on it.

>>24370567
I'd be scared of Hinezumis if I were in the Land of the Four Fiends

>>24370453
>>24370480
Either way they earn it

>>24370550
Nice. That's the smug that I fell in love with.

Make sure you wear a mask in public that way monsters cant steal a kiss

>>24370540
>Vore vore vore
Christ

>>24370634
For whatever it's worth, it's only in a couple of the stories and is nonlethal as far as I can tell.

>>24370634
Vore and lamias go together like peanut butter and jelly

>>24370634
Vore is fine. The problem is when it's snuff. As long as she spits him back out it's good clean fun.

>>24370633
what kind of monster would steal someone's first kiss

>>24370682
Your future wife.

>>24370681
>Vore is fine

>>24370682
A succ

>>24370681
>>24370656
>>24370654
No

Get your horrible fetish away from the best girls

Dhampirs have cute tiny fangs

>>24370708
Just stating a fact. For as long as lamias have been hentai-ified, they've been vore-ified. Lamia vore is an alternative hentai classic. Just as much as tentacle rape or the old elf-orc pairing.

>>24370405
City where inhumanly strong monsters live should have buildings built to withstand them.

>>24370742
but a door strong enough to keep big monsters out is too heavy for weak humans to move

>>24370708
Let's just focus on the majority of doujins in the compilation that do not have vore.

Your tanuki landlord is willing to forgive your sizeable debt, but on one condition. You must find a suitable partner for her NEET daughter by the end of the month, or you'll become her partner instead.

Are you suave enough to turn a no good stinky NEET into a lovely wife, or will you give in and harpoon that raccoon poon yourself?

>>24370759
Necessity is the mother of invention, it just means the outside doors need a mechanism to move them.

>>24370801
>introduce NEET daughter to cosplay
>get to poke her cute belly
zero downsides

>>24370656
I mean, the mythology fits.

I couldn't possibly ask my wife to do or even simulate such a thing. But sucking on my fingers/ears/etc and lots of licking does sound wonderful. But I couldn't possibly ask for...that...

>>24370801
Why not both?

>>24370801
>You must find a suitable partner for her NEET daughter by the end of the month, or you'll become her partner instead.
Isn't she saying the same thing twice?

>>24370846
You can find another guy willing to marry her daughter, and if you can't manage that, you'll marry her instead. Of course, if you are willing to marry her from the get-go that works just fine for everyone.

>>24370801
>>24370826
Excellent taste

>>24370801
What if you're already married?

>>24359413
I want to hug_ a Cait Sith

>>24370894
Tanukis don't rent to married men, dummy. They only rent to cute single boys, who they can slumlord into bankrupcy. After that they'll keep you for themselves, or pass you to one of their relatives, or trade you for protection to one of the city's gangs.

>>24370480
>mouse sneaks into your house at night
>giggling the entire time
>slips into your bed
>doesn't even try to rape you, just cuddles up to you and falls asleep

>>24370959
That's kinda hot, which is why it's shame I'm not into 'nukis.

>>24370954
So do I. They are cute and fluffy.

can i buy a dragon's love with enough treasure?

>>24370959
I take it it's grounds for eviction if you find a non-nuki girlfriend.

>>24370829
Honestly speaking, "...that..." would be one of the tamer things I'd ask her to do

>>24370551
There is one style that martial artist monsters fear: the Cumme Impregne. Strong enough to make them give up martial arts because of all the babies they have to birth and take care of

Reminder that monsters will never love you of you are fat, a nerd or socially awkward.

So feel free to go into the all monster train car! It's much less crowded and they will certainly not stare at you or touch you.

>>24371067
I'm going to go into the mofu car, if I'm lucky some cute fox might accidentally brush up against me with her tail.

>>24371008
cait sith is the only monster girl who i love the concept of, but hate everything else. If only they looked like a lolified version of the Cheshire rather than furfaggotry i'd be happy with them.

>>24371113
Amateur, and a prude to boot. And here I thought you'd complain about their hard tsundere personality, instead of falling for the old meme.

>>24371014
As far as she's concerned the treasure is already hers anon, you just happened to have it for a time.

>>24371082
>loud commotion coming from the mofu train car
>sounds like a party going on
>slide the door open
>you're the only human
>the commotion immediately stops
>an entire car of foxes, bunyips, yetis, and ratas are now staring at you inquisitively

>>24371157
She made those claw marks, didn't she? She can't fool me!

>>24371166
>And here I thought you'd complain about their hard tsundere personality,
God no, that's literally their best asset! I love it when a Monster Girl would consider you below her, even if she loves you.

>>24371205
those claw marks are too big to be her

>>24371187
I'd sit down between two bunyips to see what happens.

>>24371157
Aw fuck

I just know I'd love those claws to mess me up something fierce. Just tearing into me till the mana starts spraying out.

>>24371187
Gonna plant myself in between as many foxes as possible and hope I can get even a tickle of that mofu

>Ah yes, me, my husband, and my four foot tall fluffy tail
Is a Ratatoskr picture just waiting to happen

>>24371426
It is said ratatoskr groom their tails every day in preparation for using it to woo their destined partner, all the while imagining how he will hug it.

>>24371426
I like the idea of the rata being the one on her own, but also looking embarrassed/blushing and the husband hugging the tail

>>24371505
That's some real dedication. Squirrels are good mofumofu.

I heard foxes just get a slaveboy to do it in exchange for a handy. Also in preparation for the eventual husbando.

>>24371545
That's yellow journalism!

>>24371545
That "slaveboy" is their husband-son.

>>24371653
That's not what I heard

How would you ask out your preferred monster girl for the first time

>>24371680
I don't. She gaps me to her location of choice.

>>24371680
Grope and molest her before pushing her down and fucking her.

>>24371680
>Hi, would you like to go on a date with me?

>>24371688
She's pretty observant, so she'll no doubt notice me noticing her...or maybe she'll just jump me from the shadows. Her kind don't seem like the type to be out in the open very often.

Good, because I'm a huge coward.

>>24371708
What happens if you do that to a high ranking monster accidentally thinking she is one of the lower ranks one like you say that to an echidna thinking she is a lamia

>>24371680
Ask her out but I do plan on having a harem so try to be up front with her about that when I do

>>24371680
'h-hey! Sorry for shouting, i uh, i seen you wondering the village and uh, well. W-would you mind if you could escort me back home Miss Jinko!'

>>24371730
The same thing if you say that to a low ranking monster.

>>24371653
I'd love to be adopted as a fox's husband-son.

>>24371781
But her friends are watching will she really play the part of a low ranking scrub because you called her a cute lamia

>>24371789
>tfw no local Mofu-Mart to visit.

>move into a small apartment building
>all the other tenants, including the landlady, are CC monsters that are ecstatic to have a cute, young human boy neighbor
>when they meet you outside your apartment, they try to strike up a conversation, but usually end up spilling their monster spaghetti
>at night you can sometimes hear them masturbating while moaning your name
>if you tell them about weird noises at night, they'll turn beet-red and make up excuses

>>24371795
She doesn't have to pretend, you can ask that question to a Devil Bug living in a dumpster or to an extremely powerful Lilim and it's appropriate in both cases.